An Obviously-Drunk Kamala Harris Re-Emerges to Deliver a Meaningless Word Salad About "Optimism" and "Joy"

It's almost as if she was sent out to reassure voters that they made the right choice in November.

Do you agree with whatever it is that Kamala Harris just said? pic.twitter.com/klYDoeC6fs
— The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) February 16, 2025

Just a quick one, I'll put another post up ASAP.

Posted by: Ace at 01:14 PM

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1 Nood Lord!

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at February 18, 2025 01:14 PM (5xgzq)

2 I'm optimistic she'll never be President.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 18, 2025 01:14 PM (ExV1e)

3 Queen Coconut

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 18, 2025 01:15 PM (Q4IgG)

4
lol @ "inspires"

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 18, 2025 01:15 PM (jv3tj)

5 I've been feeling a lot of joy and optimism due to the 2024 election TBH...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2025 01:15 PM (t0Rmr)

6
I think they meant "imbibes" instead of inspires.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 18, 2025 01:16 PM (jv3tj)

7
I posted it late-ish yesterday.

Ric Grenell says he "won't say No" to running for California governor if Kamala runs. He thinks she's beatable.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 18, 2025 01:16 PM (T3es0)

8 Wine moms taking an L.

Posted by: mr tmz at February 18, 2025 01:16 PM (rJ48h)

9
She'll be perfect as governor of California.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 18, 2025 01:16 PM (dxSpM)

10 While watching Trump now it’s impossible to think this lost woman could get near the Oval Office.

Posted by: Redenzo at February 18, 2025 01:16 PM (V/pbu)

11 "I'm optimistic she'll never be President."

I'm optimistic she'll live the rest of her life wealthy beyond our dreams.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at February 18, 2025 01:16 PM (5xgzq)

12 Sheesh

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 18, 2025 01:16 PM (ssKCW)

13 Is it asking too much to have that stack of suitcases fall on her head?

Posted by: Weasel at February 18, 2025 01:17 PM (iu4Pw)

14 Would Kamala win the Dem Primary for Cali Gov?

Posted by: davidt at February 18, 2025 01:17 PM (i0F8b)

15 Imagine that broad in a room negotiating with Putin.

Posted by: mrp at February 18, 2025 01:17 PM (rj6Yv)

16 Ric Grenell says he "won't say No" to running for California governor if Kamala runs. He thinks she's beatable.

As long as she stays in the public eye she is. The more people hear and see of her, the better Ric looks.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 18, 2025 01:17 PM (lUFok)

17 It's pretty hilarious listening to the people around her mumbling "Mmm-hmm" and "Yes" to the drunken ramblings while pretending she isn't whacked out of her skull.

Posted by: Biergood at February 18, 2025 01:17 PM (PwgSL)

18 Ric Grenell says he "won't say No" to running for California governor if Kamala runs. He thinks she's beatable.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office

I would have used the word 'punchable' but that's just me.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 18, 2025 01:17 PM (WXNFJ)

19 On a scale of tipsy to liver failure where is this broad on that spectrum?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 18, 2025 01:17 PM (eZwyX)

20 Remember California thinks she would be the best governor ever

What are you waiting for then?

DO IT

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - China is Assho And Void of Freedom Loving Wagshambas at February 18, 2025 01:17 PM (HYKHz)

21 Willowed:
Besset vs Diliger has been docketed but the SC for tomorrow.
Let's hope the ruling is in our favor and broad enough to cover some of the other suits.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 18, 2025 01:18 PM (t/2Uw)

22 A couple videos of the Toronto jet crash. Some say there was no flair at the end, real hard landing, mostly on right side. Gear seems to have collapsed. Kinda surprising the wing came off like that ... (DEI hire still feasible, no word on pilots, that I've seen)

Posted by: illiniwek at February 18, 2025 01:18 PM (Cus5s)

23 Haven't we beat this dead horse enough?
Are you kidding me?
Hell no!!
Let's beat her some more!

Posted by: Florida Peasant at February 18, 2025 01:18 PM (Lo97M)

24 If Kamala runs in for governor in California she wins.

Posted by: mr tmz at February 18, 2025 01:18 PM (rJ48h)

25 She is on that Nancy Pelosi liquid Diet.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2025 01:19 PM (oa1NA)

26 Kamala Harris Clinic for Defeated Alcoholic Politicians

Posted by: nogooddeed at February 18, 2025 01:19 PM (4Af9R)

27 I still maintain that Kamala, despite her early lead in polling all driven by her name recognition, would end up finishing 3rd or 4th in the California open jungle primary.

Because she's horrifically awful as a candidate and will not be able to just stick to safe scripts and coast to victory.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 18, 2025 01:19 PM (GBKbO)

28 How much of that is vodka, and how much is ganga?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 18, 2025 01:19 PM (1bNHn)

29 22 Dear God, thank you for saving the people on the crashed jet! Your Grace is Amazing! Amen.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at February 18, 2025 01:19 PM (5xgzq)

30 Unburdened by what has been.

Burdened by white zin.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 18, 2025 01:20 PM (KbCG3)

31 Do you agree with whatever it is that Kamala Harris just said?
.......

it actually made my brain hurt.

Posted by: wth at February 18, 2025 01:20 PM (v0R5T)

32
She's as bright and wise as Biden was sharp and engaged.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 18, 2025 01:20 PM (dxSpM)

33 Willie Brown must have had the worst tasting penis in California history. Imagine the strength and quantity of liquor required to forget its memory.

Posted by: gKWVE at February 18, 2025 01:20 PM (gKWVE)

34 Do you agree with whatever it is that Kamala Harris just said?

----------------

"It depends upon what the definition of *hic* is ..."

-- Killary

Posted by: ShainS -- The Deep State Dies in Daylight at February 18, 2025 01:20 PM (MGRmA)

35
omg what? Now Stephen A. Smith says that he would consider running for president.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 18, 2025 01:20 PM (T3es0)

36 I say, since she's unemployed now, she could always get a job with Confuse-A-Cat Ltd. She could come in right after the penguin on the pogo stick.

Posted by: Comprehensible RAF Banter at February 18, 2025 01:20 PM (7Q0e+)

37 T-Rex impression is good though.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2025 01:20 PM (oa1NA)

38 R A W S A L E R T S
@rawsalerts
🚨#BREAKING: NASA officials now report a 2.6% chance of an asteroid striking Earth in 2032, up from 2.2% yesterday and previously at 2.4%. This equates to a 1 in 38 chance of impact, with a 97.4% likelihood that the asteroid will miss. The asteroid is estimated to be between 130 and 330 feet in diameter.

The highest risk assessment an asteroid has ever received was 2.7% in back 2004.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 18, 2025 01:21 PM (TGPs7)

39 A couple videos of the Toronto jet crash. Some say there was no flair at the end, real hard landing, mostly on right side. Gear seems to have collapsed. Kinda surprising the wing came off like that ... (DEI hire still feasible, no word on pilots, that I've seen)

Posted by: illiniwek at February 18, 2025 01:18 PM (Cus5s)

Agreed on right side gear collapse. Interesting thought on lack of flair.

Posted by: Stan, Chotchkie's Manager at February 18, 2025 01:21 PM (i24o9)

40 "While watching Trump now it’s impossible to think this lost woman could get near the Oval Office."

DeepState loves stupid people in charge, as DeepState steals trillions.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 18, 2025 01:21 PM (Cus5s)

41 Let's not be too harsh.

She can probably get a gig blowing up balloon animals while while speaking to four year-olds at a Berkeley preschool.

Posted by: Just reporting at February 18, 2025 01:21 PM (75vtr)

42 She is on that Nancy Pelosi liquid Diet.
Posted by: garrett
......

all she needs now is a wheelchair.

Posted by: wth at February 18, 2025 01:21 PM (v0R5T)

43 35
omg what? Now Stephen A. Smith says that he would consider running for president.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 18, 2025 01:20 PM (T3es0)

========

Democrats need a black face to appeal to the primary voters in South Carolina for the first in the nation primary.

Every black person on TV and any kind of national profile touching politics is going to make noises about running.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 18, 2025 01:22 PM (GBKbO)

44 If you want to understand what the Kam is saying, then you have to envision a scenario in which the vacuum of nature abhors its emptiness to gauge the sense of profoundness within the planets of alignment, and then you can begin to see the arena of ideas that march to the tune of creativity to achieve the success of what we're wanting to envision in the land of clarity

Posted by: Kamala Harris AI Word Salad Generator at February 18, 2025 01:22 PM (HYKHz)

45 Kamala is the worst candidate the Dems have ever run. Its like the keep cutting the intellectual abilities of their candidates in half each time. The next will always be worse.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 18, 2025 01:22 PM (VofaG)

46 I'd love to know what flows through her blood on a daily basis, I mean besides the box wine, Xanax, Tuinal, Seconal, Adderall, CBD gummies, Quaaludes, and morphine sulfate.

Posted by: Doc Campbell at February 18, 2025 01:22 PM (G5+As)

47
omg what? Now Stephen A. Smith says that he would consider running for president.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Did you hear there's also an effort to recruit "comedian" Jon Stewart for 2028?

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 18, 2025 01:22 PM (jv3tj)

48 Sen John Kennedy has a way with words -

Most fair-minded Americans look at the Democratic Party and think it’s about 10 exits past normal.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 18, 2025 01:22 PM (KFwfG)

49 40 "While watching Trump now it’s impossible to think this lost woman could get near the Oval Office."

DeepState loves stupid people in charge, as DeepState steals trillions.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 18, 2025 01:21 PM (Cus5s)

========

Stupid people can be put into small boxes and given baubles to play with.

Smart people don't like small boxes or baubles. They ask questions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 18, 2025 01:22 PM (GBKbO)

50 Word Salad > Tossed Salad.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 18, 2025 01:22 PM (XV/Pl)

51 Is she drunk, or does she have some intellectual deficit that manifests that way. We used to call it retardation.

I guess it is possible that she is drunk 100% of the time, but still....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 18, 2025 01:23 PM (mWSu4)

52 Kamala sounds like she's drunk or high.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 18, 2025 01:23 PM (3xmrx)

53 I didn't think they made quaalude anymore.

Posted by: gKWVE at February 18, 2025 01:23 PM (gKWVE)

54 >>Is she drunk, or does she have some intellectual deficit that manifests that way.

Yes.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2025 01:23 PM (oa1NA)

55 A couple videos of the Toronto jet crash. Some say there was no flair at the end, real hard landing, mostly on right side. Gear seems to have collapsed. Kinda surprising the wing came off like that ... (DEI hire still feasible, no word on pilots, that I've seen)

Posted by: illiniwek

It almost seemed like the pilot got a bit snowblind, and thought the runway was ten feet lower than it was. The gear collapsed on the right side, which caused the right wing to tear off, and the lift from the intact left wing rolled the plane over.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 18, 2025 01:23 PM (lTGtQ)

56 Is she drunk, or does she have some intellectual deficit that manifests that way. We used to call it retardation.

***********

embrace the power of AND

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - China is Assho And Void of Freedom Loving Wagshambas at February 18, 2025 01:23 PM (HYKHz)

57 Some say there was no flair at the end, real hard landing, mostly on right side.

Watched it with my pilot hat on. No flair, came in at a carrier landing rate of descent if not harder.

Commercial aircraft landing gear are not at all designed to handle that level of stress.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 18, 2025 01:23 PM (/HDaX)

58 Willie Brown must have had the worst tasting penis in California history. Imagine the strength and quantity of liquor required to forget its memory.

Posted by: gKWVE at February 18, 2025 01:20 PM (gKWVE)

----------------

"He's no Tampon Tim."

-- David Hogg

Posted by: ShainS -- The Deep State Dies in Daylight at February 18, 2025 01:23 PM (MGRmA)

59
Did you hear there's also an effort to recruit "comedian" Jon Stewart for 2028?
Posted by: Soothsayer

=============

Oh yeah, seen that. I've been hate-watching a lot of lefty social media and they're dreaming of it. I've watched him, too. He's as dumb as they come. Easily capable of having AOC as his running mate.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 18, 2025 01:23 PM (T3es0)

60 Just think how much more indecipherable this would be with dick in her mouth.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 18, 2025 01:24 PM (VofaG)

61
Stupid people can be put into small boxes and given baubles to play with.

_________

Had she been elected, they just would have given her a credit card and told her to go shopping.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 18, 2025 01:24 PM (dxSpM)

62 61 Had she been elected, they just would have given her a credit card and told her to go shopping.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 18, 2025 01:24 PM (dxSpM)

======

This, too, is the story of Ronna McDaniel.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 18, 2025 01:25 PM (GBKbO)

63 "It's pretty hilarious listening to the people around her mumbling "Mmm-hmm" and "Yes" to the drunken ramblings while pretending she isn't whacked out of her skull."

They're Theater People. They understand her. They're on the same wavelength.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at February 18, 2025 01:25 PM (5xgzq)

64
"Look, fat, talk nonsense? I know what you pony-faced whats-is that, you know, can't DO PUSH-UPS LIKE ME, and haven't taught college and played ahead of Roger Staubach, who, you know Beau went to war for, and... what? Kamala? Oh.

Never mind."

Posted by: Auspex at February 18, 2025 01:25 PM (j4U/Z)

65 Besset vs Diliger has been docketed but the SC for tomorrow.
Let's hope the ruling is in our favor and broad enough to cover some of the other suits.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)

I don't know the Brave's never heard of it?

Posted by: MkY at February 18, 2025 01:25 PM (cPGH3)

66 it asking too much to have that stack of suitcases fall on her head?
Posted by: Weasel at February 18, 2025 01

I didn't just fall out of the suitcase tree! (Drunk laughing)

Posted by: Kamala at February 18, 2025 01:25 PM (y9ksN)

67 Her and Kendrick Lamar should do a rap song together.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 18, 2025 01:25 PM (VofaG)

68 They're Theater People. They understand her. They're on the same wavelength.

0 Hz?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 18, 2025 01:25 PM (lUFok)

69 unburned by waz bn

Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2025 01:25 PM (0HaGk)

70 Be interesting to design a "Word Salad Bingo" card for a Kamala speech.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 18, 2025 01:26 PM (tT6L1)

71 45 Kamala is the worst candidate the Dems have ever run. Its like the keep cutting the intellectual abilities of their candidates in half each time. The next will always be worse.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
=========
The handlers of the Dem candidates want them to be venal, stupid, and shallow. Accomplished candidates are dangerous to those that have been ruling us.

Posted by: whig at February 18, 2025 01:26 PM (ctrM5)

72 68 Ha! DC.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at February 18, 2025 01:26 PM (5xgzq)

73
I've watched him, too. He's as dumb as they come. Easily capable of having AOC as his running mate.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

He has a Family Guy-esque way of succinctly but ignorantly framing major issues with "humor."

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 18, 2025 01:26 PM (jv3tj)

74 She certainly does look and sound drunk. Could not make out one word of her babbling.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2025 01:26 PM (8zz6B)

75 On a scale of tipsy to liver failure where is this broad on that spectrum?
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 18, 2025 01:17 PM (eZwyX)
Yes

Posted by: MAC V SOG at February 18, 2025 01:26 PM (P4Pk9)

76 Not even God knows what she said

Posted by: Drunken Yoda at February 18, 2025 01:26 PM (ilHZO)

77 And not only does she sound that way ,she looks it as well. The only other thing that might produce that effect- unless you're exhausted from having cancer treatments -is just having a chronic state of insomnia.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 18, 2025 01:26 PM (3xmrx)

78 Watched it with my pilot hat on. No flair, came in at a carrier landing rate of descent if not harder.

Commercial aircraft landing gear are not at all designed to handle that level of stress.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

I thought that there was a minimum amount of flair required. Chotchki's certainly has a minimum of 15 pieces of flair.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 18, 2025 01:27 PM (lTGtQ)

79 Kamala must have access to the best drugs.

Posted by: mr tmz at February 18, 2025 01:27 PM (rJ48h)

80 I don't think punchy Doug is filling her vacancy.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 18, 2025 01:27 PM (MGB5H)

81 A couple videos of the Toronto jet crash. Some say there was no flair at the end
Posted by: illiniwek at February 18, 2025 01:18 PM

This is why we instruct our employees to take more than the required number of pieces of flair.

Posted by: Chotchkie's Manager at February 18, 2025 01:27 PM (D0HYP)

82 Just for shits and giggles someone should start talking up a bunch of consultants who are really conservative, but sell them to the Harris camp as ultra leftists. On board with all her nonsense. All the while nudging her to the right, into more sane policies for California.

She's clearly pliable to most anything if it's delivered in small words, followed by booze.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 18, 2025 01:27 PM (Q4IgG)

83 Everything is a Word Salad Campaign appearance for Kamala. Unfortunately, her handlers appear to have orders to allow Kamala to speak in public as much as she wishes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 18, 2025 01:27 PM (tT6L1)

84 She sounds like she's been doing whippets, in the parking lot, after a Phish Show.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2025 01:27 PM (oa1NA)

85 flare

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at February 18, 2025 01:28 PM (5xgzq)

86 On a scale of tipsy to liver failure where is this broad on that spectrum?
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 18, 2025

***
She needs more than Twelve Steps, that's for sure

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 18, 2025 01:28 PM (J2vNu)

87 @38

>>The highest risk assessment an asteroid has ever received was 2.7% in back 2004.

Hopefully, Trump can stare off the SAOD, otherwise, wherever that sucker hits is going to be bad juju.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 18, 2025 01:28 PM (XV/Pl)

88 >>I thought that there was a minimum amount of flair required.

9 Pieces.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2025 01:28 PM (oa1NA)

89 Unburdened by a functioning brain

Posted by: Drunken Yoda at February 18, 2025 01:28 PM (ilHZO)

90 81 A couple videos of the Toronto jet crash. Some say there was no flair at the end
Posted by: illiniwek at February 18, 2025 01:18 PM

This is why we instruct our employees to take more than the required number of pieces of flair.

Posted by: Chotchkie's Manager at February 18, 2025 01:27 PM (D0HYP)

More Flair is always a good thing. WOOOOO!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 18, 2025 01:28 PM (KbCG3)

91 I'd love to know what flows through her blood on a daily basis, I mean besides the box wine, Xanax, Tuinal, Seconal, Adderall, CBD gummies, Quaaludes, and morphine sulfate.
Posted by: Doc Campbell at February 18, 2025 01:22 PM (G5+As)

Don’t forget the SSRIs and Valtrex.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 18, 2025 01:28 PM (l3YAf)

92 83 Everything is a Word Salad Campaign appearance for Kamala. Unfortunately, her handlers appear to have orders to allow Kamala to speak in public as much as she wishes.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 18, 2025 01:27 PM (tT6L1)

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That not one person can convince her to just stick to a script, especially now that she lost the presidential election and obviously needs to change things up because they're not working, is a testament to her YAS SLAY KWEEEN strength and independence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 18, 2025 01:28 PM (GBKbO)

93 53 I didn't think they made quaalude anymore.
Posted by: gKWVE

Just because you or I can't have it, doesn't mean our betters can't.

Posted by: Lemmon 714 at February 18, 2025 01:28 PM (G5+As)

94 Listening to Car-Mella talk about a "Vacuum" brings back some ole memories.

Posted by: SOME GUY NAMED WILLIE at February 18, 2025 01:28 PM (Tjd07)

95 Sen John Kennedy has a way with words -

Most fair-minded Americans look at the Democratic Party and think it’s about 10 exits past normal.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 18, 2025 01:22 PM (KFwfG)

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* cue "Highway To Hell" *

Posted by: ShainS -- The Deep State Dies in Daylight at February 18, 2025 01:29 PM (MGRmA)

96 The oooing and ahhhing at the end was surreal. They react like she's some sort of wizard.

Posted by: Crabgrass Farmer at February 18, 2025 01:29 PM (CTUih)

97 So how many pieces of flair are we supposed to wear?

Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2025 01:29 PM (0HaGk)

98 She's the drunkest and highest I've ever seen her. She barely knows what planet she's on. I assume she doesn't care anymore about keeping up even a semblance of appearances. This is the real Kamala. Well, that and a powerful man's penis in her mouth.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 18, 2025 01:29 PM (iFTx/)

99 38 R A W S A L E R T S
@rawsalerts
🚨#BREAKING: NASA officials now report a 2.6% chance of an asteroid striking Earth in 2032, up from 2.2% yesterday and previously at 2.4%. This equates to a 1 in 38 chance of impact, with a 97.4% likelihood that the asteroid will miss. The asteroid is estimated to be between 130 and 330 feet in diameter.

The highest risk assessment an asteroid has ever received was 2.7% in back 2004.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 18, 2025 01:21 PM (TGPs7)

----'
There's definitely a "look, squirrel!" aspect to this being broadcast now. Also the fact that Neil Tyson has bleeted about it on twitter.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 18, 2025 01:29 PM (LPS7w)

100 I hate to say it jokingly....but she sounds like she has Pick's Disease combined with alcoholism and a nervous tic.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 18, 2025 01:29 PM (PzXaK)

101 Even Willie Brown couldn't stand that word salad. He found a solution.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 18, 2025 01:30 PM (lTGtQ)

102 Besset vs Diliger has been docketed but the SC for tomorrow.
Let's hope the ruling is in our favor and broad enough to cover some of the other suits.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)

I can't find the case reference? m Dunno what I typed earlier...

Posted by: MkY at February 18, 2025 01:30 PM (cPGH3)

103 98 At least now, she's not drinking on the job.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at February 18, 2025 01:30 PM (5xgzq)

104 I dont think SMOD got the memo that Trump is in the house again

maybe wait till 2029

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - China is Assho And Void of Freedom Loving Wagshambas at February 18, 2025 01:30 PM (HYKHz)

105 This bizarre critter was almost our President and was our VP. No other nation was taking us seriously with her on the world stage

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 18, 2025 01:30 PM (KXtU1)

106 She is the political inbreeding equivalent to the banjo kid in Deliverance.

Posted by: mc at February 18, 2025 01:30 PM (TaHV5)

107 Listening to Car-Mella talk about a "Vacuum" brings back some ole memories.

Posted by: SOME GUY NAMED WILLIE at February 18, 2025 01:28 PM (Tjd07)

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"Is she your daughter?"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Deep State Dies in Daylight at February 18, 2025 01:30 PM (MGRmA)

108
kamala is very, very drunk. Nobody has ever seen anything like it.

Posted by: President Trump at February 18, 2025 01:31 PM (jv3tj)

109 How does she always find that sweet spot between sloppy stupid drunk and passed out drunk?

Posted by: Oglebay at February 18, 2025 01:31 PM (2ap+5)

110 Found it...

Posted by: MkY at February 18, 2025 01:31 PM (cPGH3)

111 Trump dodged a bullet and then all of America did too.

Posted by: DJ at February 18, 2025 01:31 PM (uosPt)

112 >>I thought that there was a minimum amount of flair required.

9 Pieces.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2025 01:28 PM (oa1NA)

You know who else required a minimum amount of flair?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 18, 2025 01:31 PM (i24o9)

113 I thought that there was a minimum amount of flair required. Chotchki's certainly has a minimum of 15 pieces of flair.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 18, 2025 01:27 PM (lTGtQ)

Speak to Illiniwek about that one.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 18, 2025 01:31 PM (/HDaX)

114 NASA officials now report a 2.6% chance of an asteroid striking Earth in 2032

********************

oh good SMOD IS in fact waiting until after Trump leaves office, lol

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - China is Assho And Void of Freedom Loving Wagshambas at February 18, 2025 01:31 PM (HYKHz)

115 Gad! Do they make Thunderbird in magnum-size bottles?

Posted by: Paco at February 18, 2025 01:31 PM (mADJX)

116 Drunk? Or high as a kite on prescription pharmaceuticals?

No other nation on the planet comes even close to the number of prescribed “medications” as U.S.A.; “mood elevators” and tranquilizers.

And take a guess the demographics of that? AWFLs, one can be sure. And wacky broads like this. They all need black box warnings. A lot of them are already behind the 8-ball, the drugs just put them in la-la land. And it’s all “legal”.

And Congress. They won’t let people fly or operate heavy machinery on drugs. Why should they be allowed to operate government?

Posted by: Common Tater at February 18, 2025 01:32 PM (ep0RS)

117 How does she always find that sweet spot between sloppy stupid drunk and passed out drunk?

Posted by: Oglebay

It's easy if one starts from stupid.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 18, 2025 01:32 PM (lTGtQ)

118 I think her hands and arms motions are super creepy more sir than her word salad.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 18, 2025 01:32 PM (VofaG)

119 Hopefully, Trump can stare off the SAOD, otherwise, wherever that sucker hits is going to be bad juju.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 18, 2025 01:28 PM (XV/Pl)

Are you saying we *can't* send a plucky crew of astronauts and/or oil roughnecks to land on the asteroid and blow it up? Well, I never!! *flounces off*

Posted by: Dr. T at February 18, 2025 01:32 PM (lHPJf)

120 Gad! Do they make Thunderbird in magnum-size bottles?

Hers is delivered by tanker

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at February 18, 2025 01:32 PM (dzZCL)

121 As drunk and as stupid as she sounds...

it's the Hands that are Freaking Me Out, Man!

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2025 01:32 PM (oa1NA)

122 "NASA officials now report a 2.6% chance of an asteroid striking Earth in 2032"

They're just lobbying for new funding for a shoot-down mission.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at February 18, 2025 01:32 PM (5xgzq)

123 "It's pretty hilarious listening to the people around her mumbling "Mmm-hmm" and "Yes" to the drunken ramblings while pretending she isn't whacked out of her skull."
*
They're Theater People. They understand her. They're on the same wavelength.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at February 18, 2025

***
They're all very experienced in Let's Pretend.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 18, 2025 01:32 PM (J2vNu)

124
@rawsalerts
🚨#BREAKING: NASA officials now report a 2.6% chance of an asteroid striking Earth in 2032, up from 2.2% yesterday and previously at 2.4%. This equates to a 1 in 38 chance of impact, with a 97.4% likelihood that the asteroid will miss. The asteroid is estimated to be between 130 and 330 feet in diameter.

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Hmm. Have they calculated a likely area of impact?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 18, 2025 01:33 PM (T3es0)

125 My favorite part of the video is hearing all of the slobbering idiot hangers-on "oohing" and "ahhing" upon hearing the pearls of wisdom dribble out of her mouth.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 18, 2025 01:33 PM (bNf8H)

126 The oooing and ahhhing at the end was surreal. They react like she's some sort of wizard.
Posted by: Crabgrass Farmer at February 18, 2025 01:29 PM (CTUih)
They think anyone that can do simple math in their head is a wizard

Posted by: MAC V SOG at February 18, 2025 01:33 PM (P4Pk9)

127 ‘Nature abhors a vacuum, so when we see a vacancy, let’s fill it!’

As the NPCs around her nod in assent

Posted by: kallisto at February 18, 2025 01:33 PM (Cxw2b)

128 This equates to a 1 in 38 chance of impact, with a 97.4% likelihood that the asteroid will miss. The asteroid is estimated to be between 130 and 330 feet in diameter.
__________

Does a near miss of something that size do anything, gravitationally or such? Make Guam flip over maybe?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 18, 2025 01:33 PM (Dm8we)

129 "How does she always find that sweet spot between sloppy stupid drunk and passed out drunk?"

Practice makes perfect.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at February 18, 2025 01:33 PM (5xgzq)

130 I'm thinking that's a rum drunk. Just leaning that way

Posted by: Heads is Every Branch of Government at February 18, 2025 01:33 PM (uTp11)

131 I can hardly wait to learn when and where fake former POTUS Decrepit Joe will first emerge to grace us with his brilliance. About foreign relations, race relations, tranny rights, how Trump has destroyed American standing in the world, how Putin owns Trump, and how he would have stomped Trump in the election if he (Joe) hadn't stopped running for the good of his party.

But I feel confident he won't emerge and give an interview unless he gets a guarantee there will not be questions about any of his pardons and commutations, why he opened the borders to anyone and everyone, why he didn't order Mayorkas to deport criminal illegals, his health and abilities while President, and at least ten more stupid or evil things he did as POTUS.

So maybe Joe won't emerge from exile for quite a while.

Posted by: Gref at February 18, 2025 01:33 PM (aBgBM)

132 I dont think we really needed to worry about Harris being president, Im sure she would have been just as diligent in auditing the government to see where our tax dollars as Trump/DOGE

Posted by: Said No One, Ever, in any Reality, in any Multiverse at February 18, 2025 01:34 PM (HYKHz)

133 She was never going to be president.
Even if she was elected and served in the WH. She would have simply been day-drinking in a cooler place.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 18, 2025 01:34 PM (Hkcdp)

134 She will be elected governor of California.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 18, 2025 01:34 PM (QgACb)

135 50 Word Salad > Tossed Salad.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 18, 2025 01:22 PM (XV/Pl)

Fruit Salad > Word Salad > Tossed Salad

(Yummy, Yummy)

Posted by: The Wiggles at February 18, 2025 01:34 PM (LxER7)

136 NASA increasing the odds of that asteroid striking us is their way of saying "don't you dare defend us". That idiot Degrasse Tyson tweeted the info and said it was a bad time to cut back on science funding. Doubt we could do much about this anyway what with Bruce Willis being terminal

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 18, 2025 01:34 PM (KXtU1)

137 Remember back when it was the universal media narrative that the Democrat was always smart, and the Republican was always dim? They don't even try that schtick now.

Posted by: Crabgrass Farmer at February 18, 2025 01:34 PM (CTUih)

138 Besset vs Diliger has been docketed but the SC for tomorrow.
Let's hope the ruling is in our favor and broad enough to cover some of the other suits.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)

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It should be 9-0 no-brainer.

The US Constitution clearly spells out a Unitary Executive, not a Kritarchy.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Deep State Dies in Daylight at February 18, 2025 01:34 PM (MGRmA)

139 Oh so she went to see a play on Broadway, and she’s addressing…the cast?

Posted by: kallisto at February 18, 2025 01:34 PM (Cxw2b)

140 53 I didn't think they made quaalude anymore.
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They don't. Its a pity. Best drug evah!

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 18, 2025 01:34 PM (pLaQB)

141 Oh to be a fly on the wall when the Biden team discovered five minutes in that they had to keep Biden alive by any means necessary to avoid unleashing this beast on an unsuspecting world.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 18, 2025 01:34 PM (KbCG3)

142 They're Theater People. They understand her. They're on the same wavelength.

0 Hz?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 18, 2025 01:25 PM (lUFok)

I suspect that her frequency is somewhere in the neighborhood of 20 - 50 Hz.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 18, 2025 01:34 PM (i24o9)

143 The oooing and ahhhing at the end was surreal. They react like she's some sort of wizard.
Posted by: Crabgrass Farmer at February 18, 2025 01:29 PM (CTUih)

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Who is more foolish, the fool or the fool that follows him....?

- Obi-Wan "Disney fucked up my character" Kenobi

Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 18, 2025 01:35 PM (PzXaK)

144 137 Remember back when it was the universal media narrative that the Democrat was always smart, and the Republican was always dim? They don't even try that schtick now.
Posted by: Crabgrass Farmer at February 18, 2025 01:34 PM (CTUih)

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Oh, the left still believes that Trump is an idiot and Kamala is a genius, the most qualified person to ever run for president.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 18, 2025 01:35 PM (GBKbO)

145 HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUCKBALLS.

That bitch has fucking checked out of her room.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 18, 2025 01:35 PM (wtvvX)

146 She's the future Governess of California! Good luck!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 18, 2025 01:35 PM (sAmhv)

147 @124 NASA says somewhere in the southern hemisphere

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 18, 2025 01:35 PM (KXtU1)

148 99 38 R A W S A L E R T S
@rawsalerts
🚨#BREAKING: NASA officials now report a 2.6% chance of an asteroid striking Earth in 2032, up from 2.2% yesterday and previously at 2.4%. This equates to a 1 in 38 chance of impact, with a 97.4% likelihood that the asteroid will miss. The asteroid is estimated to be between 130 and 330 feet in diameter.

The highest risk assessment an asteroid has ever received was 2.7% in back 2004.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 18, 2025 01:21 PM (TGPs7)

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There's definitely a "look, squirrel!" aspect to this being broadcast now. Also the fact that Neil Tyson has bleeted about it on twitter.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 18, 2025 01:29 PM (LPS7w)

Will most likely hit the water… obviously… nothing to lose sleep over, eh?

Posted by: tubal at February 18, 2025 01:35 PM (I7EWV)

149 Hey! DU will be happy to have an answer!

Where in the hell is Harris? Clinton? Obama? Hillary? Where in the hell are our "leaders". Not a peep out of any of them while these Nazis destroy the country. What is going on?

I did see a video of Harris at a Broadway play. She spoke to the actors afterwards and had some encouraging words to share.

Sorry. How the fuck does that matter at all? I gave her more money than I could afford. I’m glad she had a nice time at the play. Woop-de-fucking-doo. 👏

Come on. It should be, who wants to lead the country in the future? Looks like Pete, anyone else? Harris and others can speak up, but where are the next leaders? I keep hearing about a deep bench, are they afraid to come off it?

AOC needs to be VP on the next ticket, and Swallwell in the next administration. AOC is a firebrand who knows how to message and works hard.

Buttigieg and AOC would be great, but the nation is too racist and homophobic to elect them. We need a rich white guy. Pritzker's at the top of my 2028 contenders list. He can actually govern and he’s a rich white guy.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 18, 2025 01:35 PM (JCZqz)

150 Well I'll be catty and assume that most theatre folks are not overly bright. So they are probably used to going yes, and acting like something is really profound when they can't make heads or tails of it.

Hmmm, I think I just described most democrats, sorry theatre folks.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 18, 2025 01:36 PM (CKOCg)

151 138 It should be 9-0 no-brainer.

The US Constitution clearly spells out a Unitary Executive, not a Kritarchy.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Deep State Dies in Daylight at February 18, 2025 01:34 PM (MGRmA)

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I'm thinking it'll be 7-2.

But...the CO primary ballot case was 9-0, such a bad argument that not even Sotomayor could agree with CO's SoS's case.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 18, 2025 01:36 PM (GBKbO)

152 >>I'm thinking that's a rum drunk. Just leaning that way
Posted by: Heads is Every Branch of Government at February 18, 2025 01:33 PM (uTp11)
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It's the Triple Crown. 1 Percocet, 1 gummy, 1 pint of vodka.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 18, 2025 01:36 PM (bNf8H)

153 NASA officials now report a 2.6% chance of an asteroid striking Earth in 2032, up from 2.2% yesterday and previously at 2.4%. This equates to a 1 in 38 chance of impact, with a 97.4% likelihood that the asteroid will miss.

Let's watch the number climb.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 18, 2025 01:36 PM (lTGtQ)

154 #BREAKING: NASA officials now report a 2.6% chance of an asteroid striking Earth in 2032, up from 2.2% yesterday and previously at 2.4%. This equates to a 1 in 38 chance of impact, with a 97.4% likelihood that the asteroid will miss. The asteroid is estimated to be between 130 and 330 feet in diameter.

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Hmm. Have they calculated a likely area of impact?

If you can only guess a low % of collision, I doubt you can specify the area other than one side of the earth or another.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 18, 2025 01:36 PM (xCA6C)

155 35 Now Stephen A. Smith says that he would consider running for president.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's

Couldn't carry 1% of the black vote but if there's a couple million to be made pretending...

Posted by: Auspex at February 18, 2025 01:36 PM (j4U/Z)

156 I'll be President before thot.

Posted by: Hillary at February 18, 2025 01:36 PM (l7Hjh)

157 maybe she's vaccine injured

Posted by: Black Orchid at February 18, 2025 01:36 PM (Pv3Rg)

158 NASA increasing the odds of that asteroid striking us is their way of saying "don't you dare defend us". That idiot Degrasse Tyson tweeted the info and said it was a bad time to cut back on science funding. Doubt we could do much about this anyway what with Bruce Willis being terminal
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Defund NASA. Since SpaceX can actually land rockets, let Musk's team handle it.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 18, 2025 01:37 PM (jfdO+)

159 >>Buttigieg and AOC would be great, but the nation is too racist and homophobic to elect them. We need a rich white guy. Pritzker's at the top of my 2028 contenders list. He can actually govern and he’s a rich white guy.

YAAAAS!

This. Do THIS.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2025 01:37 PM (oa1NA)

160 The look on "Dougie's" face....😁

You could tell his pimp hand was itching..

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2025 01:37 PM (4tmpE)

161 From the CFR re. landing gear:

The landing gear may not fail in a test, demonstrating its reserve energy absorption capacity, simulating a descent velocity of 12 f.p.s. at design landing weight, assuming airplane lift not greater than airplane weight acting during the landing impact.

Posted by: pawn at February 18, 2025 01:37 PM (QB+5g)

162 >>>Sorry. How the fuck does that matter at all? I gave her more money than I could afford. I’m glad she had a nice time at the play. Woop-de-fucking-doo.

lol, dumbass

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 18, 2025 01:37 PM (i24o9)

163 149 Where in the hell is Harris? Clinton? Obama? Hillary? Where in the hell are our "leaders". Not a peep out of any of them while these Nazis destroy the country. What is going on?
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 18, 2025 01:35 PM (JCZqz)

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$5 says Trump told Obama exactly what he was going to do at the Jimmy Carter funeral regarding spending in the executive branch.

Another $5 says he told Obama that he'd leave Obama alone personally if he didn't say anything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 18, 2025 01:37 PM (GBKbO)

164 We need a rich white guy. Pritzker's at the top of my 2028 contenders list. He can actually govern and he’s a rich white guy.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February

Conveniently leaving out the tranny madness of the jabba the pritzker family.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 18, 2025 01:37 PM (MGB5H)

165 If we continue to screw things up, then we have a greater chance of failure.

Posted by: Kamal Harris at February 18, 2025 01:37 PM (WKgpm)

166 36,LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 18, 2025 01:37 PM (KaBJL)

167 159 >>Buttigieg and AOC would be great, but the nation is too racist and homophobic to elect them. We need a rich white guy. Pritzker's at the top of my 2028 contenders list. He can actually govern and he’s a rich white guy.

YAAAAS!

This. Do THIS.
Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2025 01:37 PM (oa1NA)

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Billionaires are gonna be great again!

Mark Cuban for VP!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 18, 2025 01:38 PM (GBKbO)

168 135 50 Word Salad > Tossed Salad.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 18, 2025 01:22 PM (XV/Pl)

Fruit Salad > Word Salad > Tossed Salad

(Yummy, Yummy)

Posted by: The Wiggles at February 18, 2025 01:34 PM (LxER7)

I think she had Brain Salad Surgery performed by Dr. Vinnie Boombatz.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 18, 2025 01:38 PM (wtvvX)

169 Buttigieg and AOC would be great

****************

So... Buttfuck and Dick Swallower is their best hope to lead the country

mkay

Posted by: Said No One, Ever, in any Reality, in any Multiverse at February 18, 2025 01:38 PM (HYKHz)

170 You know what's worse, she isn't drunk.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 18, 2025 01:38 PM (Q8Bj8)

171 Hmm. Have they calculated a likely area of impact?

If you can only guess a low % of collision, I doubt you can specify the area other than one side of the earth or another.
Posted by: Archimedes

Just south of the equator. Indian Ocean or India proper.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 18, 2025 01:38 PM (jfdO+)

172 NASA says somewhere in the southern hemisphere

Posted by: Smell the Glove

Yes, if I remember correctly, a very small chance of a hit in Chile/Argentina, and also a tiny chance in sub saharan Africa.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 18, 2025 01:38 PM (lTGtQ)

173 Buttigieg and AOC would be great, but the nation is too racist and homophobic to elect them. We need a rich white guy. Pritzker's at the top of my 2028 contenders list. He can actually govern and he’s a rich white guy.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 18, 2025 01:35 PM (JCZqz)

LMAO. If these are their options in 2028....

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at February 18, 2025 01:38 PM (DJ7uY)

174 Does a near miss of something that size do anything, gravitationally or such? Make Guam flip over maybe?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 18, 2025 01:33 PM (Dm8we)

Not really. Maybe it will hit a satellite and start a chain reaction of destroyed satellites, Kesslerizing our planet.

But probably not,

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 18, 2025 01:38 PM (l3YAf)

175 This equates to a 1 in 38 chance of impact, with a 97.4% likelihood that the asteroid will miss. The asteroid is estimated to be between 130 and 330 feet in diameter.
__________

Does a near miss of something that size do anything, gravitationally or such? Make Guam flip over maybe?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 18, 2025

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Unless it's a neutron star or black hole, I doubt it. The Earth is a big object and that asteroid is pretty tiny by comparison.

Still, if it did hit, moving at interplanetary speeds, that's one hell of a lot of energy to slam into the Earth all at once. Hitting land might not be so bad; water, though, would be another, longer story. See Niven & Pournelle's Lucifer's Hammer to scare yourself silly.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 18, 2025 01:38 PM (J2vNu)

176 162 >>>Sorry. How the fuck does that matter at all? I gave her more money than I could afford. I’m glad she had a nice time at the play. Woop-de-fucking-doo.

lol, dumbass
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 18, 2025 01:37 PM (i24o9)

=======

Never, ever donate to politicians.

Your $50 isn't going to make a difference, and the lists you'll get on from people begging you for money for years afterwards...you'll pay $50 just to get off of them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 18, 2025 01:38 PM (GBKbO)

177 Always good for a laugh

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2025 01:38 PM (fwDg9)

178 Hopefully, Trump can stare off the SAOD, otherwise, wherever that sucker hits is going to be bad juju.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 18, 2025 01:28 PM (XV/Pl)

SMOD is still an option?

And now with Bruce Willis being old and infirm...

Posted by: Thrawn at February 18, 2025 01:38 PM (9Ovst)

179 She will be elected governor of California.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 18, 2025 01:34 PM (QgACb)

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Declare Califzuela a Territory, and appoint Elon Musk as Territorial Governor.

The exploding heads would power the country for another thousand years ..

Posted by: ShainS -- The Deep State Dies in Daylight at February 18, 2025 01:39 PM (MGRmA)

180 Will most likely hit the water… obviously… nothing to lose sleep over, eh?
Posted by: tubal at February 18, 2025 01:35 PM (I7EWV)

A 300-foot-wide asteroid hitting the water at Mach whatever?

Only if it's really far from land. Tsunamis are not your friend.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 18, 2025 01:39 PM (lHPJf)

181 How dry I am....

How dry I am....

NOBODY KNOWS..... how dry I am...

Posted by: Kama (hic) la Harris at February 18, 2025 01:39 PM (baIR6)

182 Run Pritzker, please. That greasy, sweaty fat bastard as the face of the Democrat party… we can’t be lucky enough to have that asshole faced off against Vance….

Posted by: tubal at February 18, 2025 01:39 PM (I7EWV)

183 Asteroid impact:

If there is impact, it's estimated to be at 2.02pm on 22 December 2032 - though the precise time is prone to change, as is the exact probability of its collision with Earth.

NASA says the asteroid would likely hit somewhere across the eastern Pacific Ocean, northern South America, the Atlantic Ocean, Africa, the Arabian Sea, or South Asia.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 18, 2025 01:39 PM (jfdO+)

184 Not a peep out of any of them while these Nazis destroy the country

***************

Destroying and being Nazis by...

auditing the government

shrinking the size of government

banning censorship

starting the peace process to end the Ukraine war

mkay

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - China is Assho And Void of Freedom Loving Wagshambas at February 18, 2025 01:39 PM (HYKHz)

185
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 18, 2025 01:35 PM (JCZqz)

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Happy foundering, libtards. We were there for a while but thank God a true patriot from outside the GOPe came along and we told the GOPers they were no longer needed.

The trouble for you is, libtard nature is anti-American at its core. No matter how wide you cast the net, you won't get that celebrity patriot who nabs crossover votes.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 18, 2025 01:39 PM (T3es0)

186 SMOD is still an option?

And now with Bruce Willis being old and infirm...
Posted by: Thrawn at February 18, 2025 01:38 PM (9Ovst)

Ben Affleck the world turns its lonely yes to you.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 18, 2025 01:40 PM (MGB5H)

187 I think it has finally stopped snowing.

Looking like it will be almost 50 on Friday...so, the 4 feet of snow in my yard is not gonna be here for long.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2025 01:40 PM (oa1NA)

188 The size of the SMOD is only one important factor. The MASS of the object should also be of concern. Or the density.

Is it a loosely packed collection of rubble? Or is it a metal-rich dense solid object?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 18, 2025 01:40 PM (BpYfr)

189 Just south of the equator. Indian Ocean or India proper.
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Imma okay with this.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 18, 2025 01:40 PM (pLaQB)

190 180 Will most likely hit the water… obviously… nothing to lose sleep over, eh?
Posted by: tubal at February 18, 2025 01:35 PM (I7EWV)

A 300-foot-wide asteroid hitting the water at Mach whatever?

Only if it's really far from land. Tsunamis are not your friend.
Posted by: Dr. T at February 18, 2025 01:39 PM (lHPJf)

Could be just an airburst though…

Posted by: tubal at February 18, 2025 01:40 PM (I7EWV)

191 I could be so drunk I couldn't zip my fly and could still make more sense than that sloth brain.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 18, 2025 01:40 PM (pohLc)

192 Pritzker is 60 years old and 150 pounds overweight. What are the chances of him making it to 2032?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 18, 2025 01:40 PM (l3YAf)

193 NASA officials now report a 2.6% chance of an asteroid striking Earth in 2032, up from 2.2% yesterday and previously at 2.4%. This equates to a 1 in 38 chance of impact, with a 97.4% likelihood that the asteroid will miss. The asteroid is estimated to be between 130 and 330 feet in diameter.

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So...the asteroid is too small to cause any kind of global catastrophe regardless of where it strikes. And only around 10% of the Earth's surface is populated. So only 0.26% chance of impact causing significant damage? Yawn.

Posted by: Bigsmith at February 18, 2025 01:40 PM (1Au9i)

194 It was a better world when TV drunks would reliably sing "How dry I am"

Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please, it's too much winning! at February 18, 2025 01:40 PM (baIR6)

195 So... Buttfuck and Dick Swallower is their best hope to lead the country

mkay
Posted by: Said No One
__________

Which is which?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 18, 2025 01:40 PM (Dm8we)

196 Hmm. Have they calculated a likely area of impact?

If you can only guess a low % of collision, I doubt you can specify the area other than one side of the earth or another.
Posted by: Archimedes
*
Just south of the equator. Indian Ocean or India proper.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 18, 2025

***
India means big boom and a billion people are gone. Indian Ocean means big tidal wave and ditto.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 18, 2025 01:40 PM (J2vNu)

197 It's still unbelievable to me that Joe Biden became President. I think anyone over 29 on the Right and a lot on the Left feels the same way.

He was a terrible , ignorant , lying , backstabbing fabulist since he first got into politics. Not respected but tolerated by colleagues.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 18, 2025 01:40 PM (VofaG)

198 She is never going to lose the word salad talk

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2025 01:40 PM (fwDg9)

199 148

Will most likely hit the water… obviously… nothing to lose sleep over, eh?
Posted by: tubal at February 18, 2025 01:35 PM (I7EWV)

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Exactly!

Posted by: Alfred E. Neuman at February 18, 2025 01:41 PM (LPS7w)

200 I really liked the "hmmm" affirmation in response from the audience.

Like Gov. William J. Le Petomane "I didn't hear a harrumph out of that guy!"

Also, notice the sniffling of Kamiala?

What drug makes you act drunk and gives you the sniffles?

Er, sorry, "allergies."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 18, 2025 01:41 PM (fPmw+)

201 19 On a scale of tipsy to liver failure where is this broad on that spectrum?

Early onset alcohol induced dementia.

Or maybe it’s just a tech of the 3rd stage syphilis, tough call.

Posted by: kallisto at February 18, 2025 01:41 PM (qho7U)

202 Is it a loosely packed collection of rubble? Or is it a metal-rich dense solid object?
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Kryptonite?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 18, 2025 01:41 PM (pLaQB)

203 Only if it's really far from land. Tsunamis are not your friend.

**************

Im ok with it hitting off the coast of California

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - China is Assho And Void of Freedom Loving Wagshambas at February 18, 2025 01:41 PM (HYKHz)

204 A 300-foot-wide asteroid hitting the water at Mach whatever?

Only if it's really far from land. Tsunamis are not your friend.

Posted by: Dr. T

It would also put millions of gallons of water into the atmosphere.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 18, 2025 01:41 PM (lTGtQ)

205 OK I sat through the pain of watching and listening to the clip. As bad as she is, how about the brainless minions soaking it in? "Mmm". "Mmm-Hmm". "Yeah".

I'd love for one of them to give a summation of what she said.

Posted by: Doof at February 18, 2025 01:41 PM (9ByDD)

206 183 Asteroid impact:

If there is impact, it's estimated to be at 2.02pm on 22 December 2032 - though the precise time is prone to change, as is the exact probability of its collision with Earth.

NASA says the asteroid would likely hit somewhere across the eastern Pacific Ocean, northern South America, the Atlantic Ocean, Africa, the Arabian Sea, or South Asia.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 18, 2025 01:39 PM (jfdO+)

So, somewhere, then…

Posted by: tubal at February 18, 2025 01:41 PM (I7EWV)

207 The asteroid I'd headed directly to Hooterville. At last, that silly Cannonball Express will be taken out!

Posted by: Homer Bedloe at February 18, 2025 01:41 PM (G5+As)

208 >> NASA officials now report a 2.6% chance of an asteroid striking Earth in 2032, up from 2.2% yesterday and previously at 2.4%.

Put in a sell order at 3%

Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please, it's too much winning! at February 18, 2025 01:41 PM (baIR6)

209 Damn. Bitch really is drunk.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 18, 2025 01:41 PM (pohLc)

210 You could tell his pimp hand was itching..
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2025 01:37 PM (4tmpE)

Now that's funny

Posted by: MAC V SOG at February 18, 2025 01:41 PM (P4Pk9)

211 >>India means big boom and a billion people are gone. Indian Ocean means big tidal wave and ditto.

It will clean the shit off the streets, though.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2025 01:41 PM (oa1NA)

212 NASA says the asteroid would likely hit somewhere across the eastern Pacific Ocean, northern South America, the Atlantic Ocean, Africa, the Arabian Sea, or South Asia.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 18, 2025 01:39 PM (jfdO+)

Well. Glad they've got it narrowed down, then.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 18, 2025 01:42 PM (lHPJf)

213 It was the Chardonnay speaking.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at February 18, 2025 01:42 PM (DobEs)

214 "I'm here with my three best friends...Jim, Jack, and Jose.

hic.

As I was saying, to recognize time, and quality innovated designed valuable that come resour competitiveness. As time, competencies: People without to they need important and practivity involvement the competitiveness. As time, competencies is a key element. As the full involvement to practiveness. To better able the company's company world-class recompetencies a few yearly is a set of quality, that work engagement of share now become astance on source of that would have competitiveness."

- Kamala Harris

Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 18, 2025 01:42 PM (PzXaK)

215 185 Happy foundering, libtards. We were there for a while but thank God a true patriot from outside the GOPe came along and we told the GOPers they were no longer needed.

The trouble for you is, libtard nature is anti-American at its core. No matter how wide you cast the net, you won't get that celebrity patriot who nabs crossover votes.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 18, 2025 01:39 PM (T3es0)

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The problem is that their establishment still has full control of their media ecosystem. The overall ecosystem has frayed deeply, but the leftist ecosystem is still an ironclad bubble of steel.

Even their upstart podcasts and things are directly funded by USAID and the like.

When someone seen as on the left deviates at all, it becomes a feeding frenzy that either leads to self-recrimination on the sinner or just leaving like with Rogan.

They need an outsider with enough money to survive the onslaught, enough name recognition to push past negative stories, and enough dedication to actually overturn the applecart.

They need their own Trump, and Cuban and Pritzker are just rich people in the existing establishment. They're not even close to a mirror- image Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 18, 2025 01:42 PM (GBKbO)

216 DU, LOL! pritzker, roflmao!

thanks, Intrepid Liaison, don't say it often but I really appreciate the comedy gold you bring us!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 18, 2025 01:42 PM (KaBJL)

217 Case is Bessent v. Dellinger
Scotus has today as when briefs are due as to whether to block the TRO.

Dellinger is the Special Counsel (not criminal but personnel oriented toward protecting whistle blowers, etc. ). The 1978 legislative act created this position which acts mainly as a prosecutor function within the government regarding personnel decisions and ethics violations.

Posted by: whig at February 18, 2025 01:42 PM (ctrM5)

218 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 18, 2025 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

219 She's a modern day W.C. Fields.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 18, 2025 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

220 I really liked the "hmmm" affirmation in response from the audience.

Like Gov. William J. Le Petomane "I didn't hear a harrumph out of that guy!"

Also, notice the sniffling of Kamiala?

What drug makes you act drunk and gives you the sniffles?

Er, sorry, "allergies."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

People that fiddle with their nose all the time are cocaine addicts. And it's all such silly word salad. And the ooing and ahing of her sycophants.

Carry on.....

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at February 18, 2025 01:43 PM (vcOmj)

221
EM MILKY WAY ERIN MOLLUSK!1!!1!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at February 18, 2025 01:43 PM (c0tJM)

222 Mark Cuban wants to be the next POTUS.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 18, 2025 01:43 PM (QgACb)

223 The trouble for you is, libtard nature is anti-American at its core. No matter how wide you cast the net, you won't get that celebrity patriot who nabs crossover votes.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's

They got Carter, Clinton and Obama. All played up the folksy, relatable charm to win voters from the other side...Carter just fucked up so badly in his first term he had no chance in his second, and Romney was pathetic.

The winning formula for Dems isn't a high-profile person like Newsom. It's a blank slate nobody like candidate Obama, where they can lie and create a favorable personality and background, instead of being judged on ACTUAL accomplishments.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 18, 2025 01:44 PM (JCZqz)

224
A 300-foot-wide asteroid hitting the water at Mach whatever?

Only if it's really far from land. Tsunamis are not your friend.
Posted by: Dr. T at February 18, 2025 01:39 PM (lHPJf)
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Could be just an airburst though…
Posted by: tubal at February 18, 2025

***
Depenidng on the angle at which it comes in, some of it could be burned away by friction with the atmosphere. The longer it stays up, the less of it will hit the ground or water.

Still, I wouldn't count on that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 18, 2025 01:44 PM (J2vNu)

225 Hmm. Have they calculated a likely area of impact?

If you can only guess a low % of collision, I doubt you can specify the area other than one side of the earth or another.
Posted by: Archimedes

Just south of the equator. Indian Ocean or India proper.

NASA says the asteroid would likely hit somewhere across the eastern Pacific Ocean, northern South America, the Atlantic Ocean, Africa, the Arabian Sea, or South Asia.

Well, that narrows it down.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 18, 2025 01:44 PM (xCA6C)

226 "flare
Posted by: Peel

There was a plane in the background of the video with "Flair" written on it. It must have influenced my spelling. heh

Posted by: illiniwek at February 18, 2025 01:44 PM (Cus5s)

227 Mark Cuban wants to be the next POTUS.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 18, 2025 01:43 PM (QgACb)

He's gonna have to finish his transition to Rachel Maddow first.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 18, 2025 01:44 PM (MGB5H)

228 Mark Cuban wants to be the next POTUS.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 18, 2025 01:43 PM (QgACb)

Mark Cuban is body snatching Rachel Maddow.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 18, 2025 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

229 222 Mark Cuban wants to be the next POTUS.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 18, 2025 01:43 PM (QgACb)

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Mark Cuban says current day narrative badly.

He just does it while having a lot of money.

He'll flail badly in a campaign. It will entertain. I hope he self-funds.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 18, 2025 01:44 PM (GBKbO)

230 The tucked chin and facial expressions - holding back that reflux from the bottle she chugged at lunch

Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo at February 18, 2025 01:45 PM (K+Z1r)

231 So...the asteroid is too small to cause any kind of global catastrophe regardless of where it strikes. And only around 10% of the Earth's surface is populated. So only 0.26% chance of impact causing significant damage? Yawn.
Posted by: Bigsmith
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Look how small the virus was and how much damage it caused.
The real threat is international bodies using it as an excuse to take money and control for their own enrichment.

Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please, it's too much winning! at February 18, 2025 01:45 PM (baIR6)

232
Buttigieg and AOC would be great, but the nation is too racist and homophobic to elect them. We need a rich white guy. Pritzker's at the top of my 2028 contenders list. He can actually govern and he’s a rich white guy.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 18, 2025 01:35 PM (JCZqz)

LMAO. If these are their options in 2028....
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals

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And if this is their understanding of MAGA...

They still think we rejected Kamala because of racism and misogyny. Stephen A. Smith thinks Trump is president because of anti-Obama whitelash (makes you wonder how Obama got elected in the first place). They don't know their "enemy." I put "enemy" in quotation marks because that's how they view us -- we're just trying to make their lives better along with all Americans'.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 18, 2025 01:45 PM (T3es0)

233 >>Mark Cuban is body snatching Rachel Maddow.

Don't use Rachel Maddow and Snatch in the same sentence. Some of us are eating Breakfast.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2025 01:45 PM (oa1NA)

234 Is it a loosely packed collection of rubble? Or is it a metal-rich dense solid object?

Wait, are we talking about the asteroid or Biden's skull?

Posted by: Archimedes at February 18, 2025 01:45 PM (xCA6C)

235 Consider that there are only two times Kamala has been clear, coherent and passionate:

Abortion
Locking parents up for their children's truancy

Or:
If I can't get you to kill your kids, I'll destroy their lives by locking them up them in public schools.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 18, 2025 01:46 PM (fPmw+)

236 They need their own Trump, and Cuban and Pritzker are just rich people in the existing establishment. They're not even close to a mirror- image Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
_______

Fetterman could try to rally and lead the less insane wing to crushing AOC wing. Something like that has to happen for them to have any hope.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 18, 2025 01:46 PM (Dm8we)

237 NASA says the asteroid would likely hit somewhere across the eastern Pacific Ocean, northern South America, the Atlantic Ocean, Africa, the Arabian Sea, or South Asia.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 18, 2025 01:39 PM (jfdO+)

Well. Glad they've got it narrowed down, then.
Posted by: Dr. T at February 18, 2025 01:42 PM (lHPJf)

I read that as "not my house."

Posted by: BurtTC at February 18, 2025 01:46 PM (dGCAG)

238 178 Hopefully, Trump can stare off the SAOD, otherwise, wherever that sucker hits is going to be bad juju.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 18, 2025 01:28 PM (XV/Pl)

SMOD is still an option?

And now with Bruce Willis being old and infirm...
Posted by: Thrawn at February 18, 2025 01:38 PM (9Ovst)

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Probably just misses Barron Trump during a campaign speech (which would be a mile in the case of an asteroid). The new campaign posters would be wild... *fist pumped in the air as asteroid explodes in the distance*

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 18, 2025 01:46 PM (LPS7w)

239 Doug Emhoff will do anything for a nickel.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 18, 2025 01:46 PM (pLaQB)

240 According to the New York Post, if the asteroid does hit, it will have the energy of 8 megatons of TNT (or 350 Hiroshimas, roughly), and potentially leave a crater over a mile in width.

As the Italians say, That's a spicy meatball!

Posted by: Dr. T at February 18, 2025 01:46 PM (lHPJf)

241 A 300-foot-wide asteroid hitting the water at Mach whatever?

Only if it's really far from land. Tsunamis are not your friend.

Posted by: Dr. T

It would also put millions of gallons of water into the atmosphere.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

We have seven years to grow gills.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 18, 2025 01:46 PM (jfdO+)

242 EM MILKY WAY ERIN MOLLUSK!1!!1!
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at February

Never. Gets. Old.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 18, 2025 01:46 PM (Aqu9a)

243 Defund NASA. Since SpaceX can actually land rockets, let Musk's team handle it.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 18, 2025 01:37 PM (jfdO+)

I assume it would be moving much too fast to be maneuvered into a capture orbit. So just strap a couple of Falcon boosters onto it, and deflect it a couple of minutes of angle off its current course.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2025 01:47 PM (8zz6B)

244 The asteroid I'd headed directly to Hooterville. At last, that silly Cannonball Express will be taken out!
Posted by: Homer Bedloe at February 18, 2025

***
I'm surprised no one has ever done fan fiction for Petticoat Junction suggesting that Homer Bedloe was actually the unsung hero of the series. . . .

(Now that I've mentioned it, of course, someone will)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 18, 2025 01:47 PM (J2vNu)

245 Fetterman could try to rally and lead the less insane wing to crushing AOC wing. Something like that has to happen for them to have any hope.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 18, 2025 01:46 PM (Dm8we)

Fetterman is in lock step with all of the "aoc wing" positions. He just talks like he isn't. Votes in line everytime.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 18, 2025 01:47 PM (MGB5H)

246 236 Fetterman could try to rally and lead the less insane wing to crushing AOC wing. Something like that has to happen for them to have any hope.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 18, 2025 01:46 PM (Dm8we)

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Fetterman did a video in front of a tranny flag a couple of weeks ago talking about the importance of saving tranny people from literal violence.

He's so not independent at all.

He'd get completely lost in a primary. He'd drop out six months before the first contest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 18, 2025 01:47 PM (GBKbO)

247 Nood. Scarf lady.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 18, 2025 01:47 PM (ExV1e)

248 137 Remember back when it was the universal media narrative that the Democrat was always smart, and the Republican was always dim? They don't even try that schtick now.
Posted by: Crabgrass Farmer at February 18, 2025 01:34 PM (CTUih)

I find it hilarious that the Dem-Media Complex has stopped: Calling PDT senile, saying he is unable to walk down ramps, calling him dumber than a post, telling us he cannot talk coherently when he doesn't read from a teleprompter, telling us he's a tax cheat, and telling us his wife hates him.

I have also been ROFLOL about the MSM not insisting every day that PDT take a mental competency test.

Posted by: Gref at February 18, 2025 01:47 PM (aBgBM)

249 Consider that there are only two times Kamala has been clear, coherent and passionate:

Abortion
Locking parents up for their children's truancy

Or:
If I can't get you to kill your kids, I'll destroy their lives by locking them up them in public schools.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 18, 2025 01:46 PM (fPmw+)

Three times:

"No, I'm not Willie Brown's daughter."

Posted by: BurtTC at February 18, 2025 01:47 PM (dGCAG)

250 " Is it a loosely packed collection of rubble? Or is it a metal-rich dense solid object?"

It would be hilarious if it was solid gold, boosting the world's supply by 100X, driving the price of gold down to $30/oz.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at February 18, 2025 01:47 PM (5xgzq)

251 "flare
Posted by: Peel

There was a plane in the background of the video with "Flair" written on it. It must have influenced my spelling. heh
Posted by: illiniwek at February 18, 2025 01:44 PM (Cus5s)

Was it me?

WOOO!

Posted by: Ric Flair at February 18, 2025 01:48 PM (Aqu9a)

252
WTFF??

That black racist c-----nt in that stupid Wizard of Oz "remake" has supposebly been cast in a "remake" of Jesus Christ Superstar.

Don't ask as Who. Just don't.

Posted by: President Trump at February 18, 2025 01:48 PM (jv3tj)

253 Don't trust Fetterman at all

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2025 01:49 PM (fwDg9)

254 Thought the big East was having a heat wave until the fine print said inches of snow.

https://tinyurl.com/3h64sdpj

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 18, 2025 01:49 PM (I7b3/)

255 This meteor strike almost took out the visitors center.

https://barringercrater.com/for-visitors/

Posted by: rickb223 at February 18, 2025 01:49 PM (jfdO+)

256 According to the New York Post, if the asteroid does hit, it will have the energy of 8 megatons of TNT (or 350 Hiroshimas, roughly), and potentially leave a crater over a mile in width.

As the Italians say, That's a spicy meatball!

Posted by: Dr. T

What was the Bikini H bomb rating? I think about ten megatons.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 18, 2025 01:50 PM (lTGtQ)

257 A reimagined Foster Brooks for the DEI age!

Posted by: Baldy at February 18, 2025 01:50 PM (IjfDJ)

258 They still think we rejected Kamala because of racism and misogyny.

Which thought is retarded (not you, them).
Tulsi Gabbard would be our Harris. She is a Hindu of Samoan ancestry and comes with factory setting internal organs. It's not MAGA who was opposing her.

Posted by: gKWVE at February 18, 2025 01:51 PM (gKWVE)

259 Mmmmm. Mmmmmm. This is what you say when you don't know what the hell someone is talking about or your mind drifted off while they are talking but you sense that they said something that they believe was profound so you give them the Mmmmm treatment with a sober head nod.

Posted by: JTSmith at February 18, 2025 01:51 PM (5qng6)

260 Harris collegiete mentor Prof Oscar Bates
https://tinyurl.com/4pc8ws4z

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 18, 2025 01:51 PM (w4nzS)

261 If they cast a woman in "Jesus Christ Superstar" as Jesus it's no longer JCS and it really would be Total remake If they cast her as Mary Magdalene- Meh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 18, 2025 01:52 PM (3xmrx)

262 I notice the Big, Huge, Massive, Major "Not My President" Day protests yesterday are still in the news ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 18, 2025 01:52 PM (fPmw+)

263
/presidential sock off

Also in movie news: The overrated director christopher nolan is making some Odyssey movie?? The Iliad Odyssey, thing? I dunno.

But he cast the unlikable untalented mr matt damon as, get this, Odysseus.

Wait, There's More!

nolan also cast ellen page in his stupid movie. As what? Dunno. But it won't be good.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 18, 2025 01:53 PM (jv3tj)

264 253 Don't trust Fetterman at all
Posted by: Skip
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He's stepping up to the plate to take Manchin's place.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 18, 2025 01:54 PM (I7b3/)

265 When my boss‘s wife would call up to tell me all about chemtrails, Mercury in retrograde, Hilary Clinton‘s clone, the lizard people (Bezos, Zuckerberg, and Musk), the worldwide Jewish cabal, and the slaughter of babies for fountain of youth products used by corrupt politicians, I would do that same humming. “Mm-hmmm, oh my!, that’s terrible!, mm-hmmm!”

I retired early two weeks ago just so I’d never have to go through that again.

Posted by: Kathysaysso at February 18, 2025 01:55 PM (tYTvT)

266
Nobody says nood no more??

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 18, 2025 01:56 PM (jv3tj)

267 Getting another as yesterday, a live vote YouTube on Kash Patel.
How many so called Q&A do they need to vote party lines?

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2025 01:56 PM (fwDg9)

268 266
Nobody says nood no more??
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 18, 2025 01:56 PM (jv3tj)

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At 247!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 18, 2025 01:57 PM (GBKbO)

269 A Buttigieg/AOC ticket????

Omg, what are these people huffing?
I don’t think they comprehend how much Trump and team are changing the game. Not only is there huge changes in DC bureaucracy, but voter expectations will be completely different in 4 years.

Slow your roll, guys, those two will likely have flamed out rather than adapt by 2027…lol

Posted by: Lizzy at February 18, 2025 01:58 PM (Hkcdp)

270
What was the Bikini H bomb rating? I think about ten megatons.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 18, 2025 01:50 PM (lTGtQ)

15 megatons. Castle Bravo test, March 1, 1954.

Predicted yield was 5 megatons. The Los Alamos design team was wrong about one of the lithium isotopes in the thermonuclear package being inert.

Posted by: Gref at February 18, 2025 02:01 PM (aBgBM)

271
This meteor strike almost took out the visitors center.

https://barringercrater.com/for-visitors/

Posted by: rickb223 at February 18, 2025 01:49 PM (jfdO+)

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Heh.

Well, I'm a-standin' on a corner in Winslow, Arizona
And such a fine sight to see
It's a rock, By Gawk! Like a ticking clock
Speedin' up to make me smithereens

/Yeah, I'm no Muldoon ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Deep State Dies in Daylight at February 18, 2025 02:02 PM (nM2VH)

272 15 megatons. Castle Bravo test, March 1, 1954.

Predicted yield was 5 megatons. The Los Alamos design team was wrong about one of the lithium isotopes in the thermonuclear package being inert.

Posted by: Gref at February 18, 2025 02:01 PM (aBgBM)

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I was told there'd be no particle physics!

/Well, if we had a Venn Diagram of that and a smart military blog ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Deep State Dies in Daylight at February 18, 2025 02:05 PM (nM2VH)

273 That woman is obviously stoned

Posted by: Rick554 at February 18, 2025 02:09 PM (FmOIw)

274 MMMM hmmm.Word.

Posted by: Shoofly the Boxing Mule at February 18, 2025 02:15 PM (ufJfM)

275 {BURP}, she exclaimed.

Posted by: Scott1M at February 18, 2025 02:17 PM (O9uxk)

276 Coke...sniff..swipes nose....drunk on her arse.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 18, 2025 02:21 PM (ScdUI)

277 Willie Brown noticed a vacuum in her mouth.

Posted by: WaitingForMartel at February 18, 2025 04:10 PM (U3fVU)

278 The West was not Won on Salads

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 18, 2025 04:44 PM (wGqjj)

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