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Nood Lord!
Posted by: gp Feels So Smoochie at February 14, 2025 07:33 PM (PZreb) 2
Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2025 07:35 PM (fwDg9) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2025 07:35 PM (dxSpM) 4
A jerk-off driver gets instant karma.
Mississippi has traffic cameras that can issue fines immediately? Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 14, 2025 07:36 PM (a3Q+t) 5
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Posted by: Piper at February 14, 2025 07:36 PM (pRpzT) 6
Nood quick hits
Posted by: Josephistan at February 14, 2025 07:37 PM (9XPe8) 7
Piper, same to you.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 14, 2025 07:37 PM (mB6WH) 8
"Iridescent clouds are a diffraction phenomenon caused by small water droplets or small ice crystals individually scattering light"
That's what Big Greek wants you to think but it's actually wake turbulence from a pegasus. Posted by: banana Dream at February 14, 2025 07:38 PM (Y6IkP) 9
Frog should have called dibbit, dibbit, dibbit, dibbit. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 14, 2025 07:38 PM (T3es0) 10
Bug. Wise. Er.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2025 07:38 PM (63Dwl) 11
Posted by: gp Feels So Smoochie at February 14, 2025 07:33 PM
All hail gp Feels So Smoochie for issuing the nood on the previous Thread at February 14, 2025 07:30 PM! Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 14, 2025 07:38 PM (a3Q+t) Posted by: Auspex at February 14, 2025 07:39 PM (j4U/Z) Posted by: Auspex at February 14, 2025 07:39 PM (j4U/Z) 14
I have missed exits and just gone to next and come back
Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2025 07:40 PM (fwDg9) 15
Just checked some German newspapers to see how they were handling Vance's speech...and it's glorious. Each article was like a lecture on how the US is overstepping and directly counter to the EU as well as Ukraine.
But, the truly hilarious thing is that they weren't prepared for it. They thought Vance was going to do the usual politician song and dance laying out how there was an arduous path to peace between Ukraine and Russia. They weren't expecting a finger pointed at them for their censorship and haphazard immigration policies. The main (and likely most important item) that's being reported is that the front runner in the coming German election (Merz) took an adversarial position against the US after the speech. Let's see how that plays out with the voters. I predict the AfD is going to reap the rewards. Posted by: Orson at February 14, 2025 07:40 PM (dIske) 16
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2025 07:35 PM
Seems like there were a lot of retreads at Westminster this year. Where's all the fresh blood? And why don't smooth-coat Chihuahuas ever win? Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 14, 2025 07:40 PM (a3Q+t) 17
So, ya got a cat video with a cat with a Bracelet Monitor from the Courts...
I find that.... believable. Posted by: Romeo13 at February 14, 2025 07:40 PM (QAkQ3) 18
* stands up and curtseys to Hadrian*
Posted by: Ben Had at February 14, 2025 07:40 PM (mB6WH) 19
Donkey has a Svengoolie chicken.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2025 07:41 PM (63Dwl) 20
Thank you, Ben Had! I have taught all day but we had a lot of fun with it- I drew conversation hearts all around the mirrors above the barre, we did pink lights, fun playlists that I was up way too late last night creating, and we did a bunch of fun Instagram posts. I hope you had a good day!
Posted by: Piper at February 14, 2025 07:42 PM (pRpzT) 21
11 *Blushes Beet Red*
Posted by: gp Feels So Smoochie at February 14, 2025 07:42 PM (PZreb) 22
Something that only just occurred to me.
Why did they make phones that dialed? Haven't push buttons existed since electricity? Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2025 07:42 PM (fV+MH) Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 14, 2025 07:42 PM (T3es0) 24
Wood chipper goes BRRRRRR
@BehizyTweets 16m BREAKING: Kristi Noem just fired more than 400 employees at the Department of Homeland Security. Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 14, 2025 07:43 PM (mlg/3) 25
Willowed:
The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has just made the explosive admission that Covid mRNA “vaccines” are spiked with contaminations that triggered a global surge in cancers. Posted by: SMOD Link? I gotta have that. Posted by: rickb223 at February 14, 2025 07:44 PM (Z9s5G) 26
RAPE! Arrest that guy in the photo.
The nurse, too. She might've enjoyed it. Posted by: Auspex at February 14, 2025 07:39 PM (j4U/Z) Back in the 90s a talk radio station was talking about this picture and a caller claimed he was the guy in this picture. He was a stationed there in town, and everyone spilled out in a happy crowd and he just went for it with the cute nurse. They were strangers at the time, don't think they ever dated. Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 07:44 PM (n7h9X) 27
Oh no! The unemployment rate is going to be 10%!
Posted by: Ben Had at February 14, 2025 07:45 PM (mB6WH) 28
Seems like there were a lot of retreads at Westminster this year. Where's all the fresh blood? _______ Got whacked in Breed competition. Me? I think it ought to be one and done if you win BOB. We didn't show Lacey again at Westminster when she won in 2004 or Delilah when she won in 2021. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2025 07:45 PM (dxSpM) 29
Seen long ago people claim to been, know who the couple kissing is but I can't see how one could prove identity one way or another
Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2025 07:45 PM (fwDg9) Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2025 07:45 PM (fV+MH) 31
15 I predict the AfD is going to reap the rewards.
Posted by: Orson at February 14, 2025 07:40 PM (dIske) -- -- Let's hope so. I wouldn't bet the farm on it, but I think AfD will win enough seats that the Merz & the CDU will have to form a coalition. I'd love it if AfD won a majority but I don't think they have enough support yet. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 14, 2025 07:46 PM (6ydKt) 32
Something that only just occurred to me.
Why did they make phones that dialed? Haven't push buttons existed since electricity? Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2025 07:42 PM Because the Central Office counted 'clicks'. 2 = 2 clicks. If you wanted to, you could activate the on/off-hook mechanism manually to send the clicks. Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 14, 2025 07:46 PM (a3Q+t) 33
Something that only just occurred to me.
Why did they make phones that dialed? Haven't push buttons existed since electricity? Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2025 07:42 PM (fV+MH) The original direct dialing phones used a clicker to signal the numbers dialed, where 1 clicked once, and 2 twice and so on. Tone dialing had not been developed by Bell labs Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2025 07:46 PM (D7oie) Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 14, 2025 07:46 PM (pIfcn) 35
The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has just made the explosive admission that Covid mRNA “vaccines” are spiked with contaminations that triggered a global surge in cancers.
Posted by: SMOD Link? I gotta have that. Posted by: rickb223 at February 14, 2025 07:44 PM (Z9s5G) Definitely. Need to save that before it disappears. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 14, 2025 07:46 PM (OX9vb) 36
25 Willowed:
The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has just made the explosive admission that Covid mRNA “vaccines” are spiked with contaminations that triggered a global surge in cancers. Posted by: SMOD Link? I gotta have that. Posted by: rickb223 at February You know, I was in a really good mood, it was a tiring day, but a good day. This is going to just upset me greatly, unless I can hold someone accountable. Posted by: Piper at February 14, 2025 07:47 PM (pRpzT) 37
Lol....you have to have a thick skin to survive here, so no problem. Easy to not understand my shtick, especially for newbies.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison You are most gracious, thank you. I cannot take the newbie excuse though. I've been here since the border petrol dudes were doxxed, and on the fartbook group since 2010-ish before i dumped social medial altogether. Waiting for the ONT. I owe COmountainMarie an appology as well. Posted by: BifBewalski at February 14, 2025 07:47 PM (MsrgL) 38
Something that only just occurred to me.
Why did they make phones that dialed? Haven't push buttons existed since electricity? Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2025 07:42 PM (fV+MH) The old mechanical phones did a tic tic tic one tic for each number as the dial spun back. There were fake pushbutton phones that clicked 8 times or whatever soon before phones started going electronic. Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 07:47 PM (n7h9X) 39
237 The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has just made the explosive admission that Covid mRNA “vaccines” are spiked with contaminations that triggered a global surge in cancers.
Posted by: SMOD at February 14, 2025 07:27 PM (GITLP) Link, please? I desperately want to believe this, because there is no way that I should have gotten The Bitch.... Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 14, 2025 07:48 PM (SRRAx) 40
Posted by: Ben Had
=== She's curtseying. She's talking guns. Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2025 07:45 PM Better that than the kitchen table. Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 14, 2025 07:48 PM (a3Q+t) 41
"I see on your job application that you worked for USAID for a number of years." "Yes! Yes I did!" "Get the fuck out of here." Posted by: Auspex at February 14, 2025 07:48 PM (j4U/Z) 42
By this time tomorrow I expect Gaza to be glass.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 14, 2025 07:48 PM (RIvkX) 43
SanFranpsycho, I don't think so.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 14, 2025 07:49 PM (mB6WH) 44
TY gents.
Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2025 07:49 PM (fV+MH) 45
If you still have a local loop copper pair telco connex, pulse dialing will probably still work on it.
Posted by: gp Feels So Smoochie at February 14, 2025 07:49 PM (PZreb) 46
This is going to just upset me greatly
Posted by: Piper at February 14, 2025 07:47 PM "We're here for you." -- The Horde and kale smoothies Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 14, 2025 07:50 PM (a3Q+t) 47
Tip and ring. That's how old I am.
Posted by: gp Feels So Smoochie at February 14, 2025 07:50 PM (PZreb) 48
39 237 The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has just made the explosive admission that Covid mRNA “vaccines” are spiked with contaminations that triggered a global surge in cancers.
Posted by: SMOD at February 14, 2025 07:27 PM (GITLP) Link, please? I desperately want to believe this, because there is no way that I should have gotten The Bitch.... Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February You, my mom, another person here who is a great friend, it’s awful and whoever did this needs to understand the pain through consequences. Posted by: Piper at February 14, 2025 07:51 PM (pRpzT) 49
I'd love it if AfD won a majority but I don't think they have enough support yet.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 14, 2025 07:46 PM (6ydKt) I don't know what happens if no party can make a coalition for a majority. I think it is called a minority coalition, but no one can do anything. The three main parties that are actually two main parties and a party that isn't a main party but has more votes than the third main party all are doing the "cordon sanitaire" where they all agree to not join AfD in anything, but the CDU (similar position to the GOPe) may actually combine with the AfD because they might as well fail that way as with joining forces with the Greens and the Socialists again. Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2025 07:51 PM (D7oie) 50
Kids started laughing at my ordinary Model 2500 touchtone phone years ago. Still use it once in a while for magicjack; no sense paying mobile minutes if I anticipate sitting on hold for an hour or two.
Posted by: gp Feels So Smoochie at February 14, 2025 07:52 PM (PZreb) 51
Let's hope so.
I wouldn't bet the farm on it, but I think AfD will win enough seats that the Merz & the CDU will have to form a coalition. I'd love it if AfD won a majority but I don't think they have enough support yet. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 14, 2025 07:46 PM (6ydKt) Think they are the second largest party, looks like fraud is in place to try and get a third party over the 5 pct cutoff for a 3 way coalition. But is still the same old deep state fraud game. Its quite possible AfD will win but not be able to form a government . This happened in Austria the other day...they've spent some weeks failing to get together. I've lost huge respect for Parliaments these last years. I used to think they are kinda workable, now i do not unless by habit there are only 2 parties. Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 07:53 PM (n7h9X) 52
It's not only the cancers but the heart problems too.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 14, 2025 07:53 PM (mB6WH) 53
My sister died from cancer and I'm a believer in the vax cancer connection.
Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2025 07:53 PM (fV+MH) 54
A jerk-off driver gets instant karma.
==== Latest move around here is just like that: park in the left lane the whole trip until Siri says "take the exit now" then suddenly careen across four lanes going 75 mph. Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 14, 2025 07:53 PM (RIvkX) 55
I'd like to the that Vacation Train backed up.
Posted by: javems at February 14, 2025 07:54 PM (8I4hW) 56
The Western Electric Model 500 telephone set was indestructible. If it ever DID break, they gave you a working one, and took the broken one back to the factory and fixed and redeployed it. It was made to be repairable.
Posted by: gp Feels So Smoochie at February 14, 2025 07:55 PM (PZreb) Posted by: t-bird at February 14, 2025 07:55 PM (MZXFo) Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 14, 2025 07:55 PM (a3Q+t) 59
"Kids started laughing at my ordinary Model 2500 touchtone phone years ago. Still use it once in a while for magicjack; no sense paying mobile minutes if I anticipate sitting on hold for an hour or two.
Posted by: gp Feels So Smoochie" Definitely an advantage of old phones. Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2025 07:55 PM (fV+MH) 60
I still have a Land line and dial up connection.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 14, 2025 07:56 PM (mB6WH) 61
So….Elon fathered another child. Listen, I am a fan of him, this is known, but there comes a point where you need to be worried about your children not realizing they are related. I know he worries about population, and I do think people should have babies- in a family unit, not just with women who want to ensure a super smart kid. Sorry Elon.
Posted by: Piper at February 14, 2025 07:56 PM (pRpzT) 62
From the looks of it, that was a tiger pouncing on another tiger, not a tigress. But tigers do engage in seriously rough sex. Germany sent a tigress to the San Diego zoo to mate with a tiger named Connor. When Connor was done, the tigress was no more. Now Connor is an incel. True story. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 14, 2025 07:56 PM (T3es0) 63
Seen long ago people claim to been, know who the couple kissing is but I can't see how one could prove identity one way or another
Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2025 07:45 PM (fwDg9) Seemed honest enough, and his story was enough of a non story. A glory seeker might spice up the story to make it better. Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 07:57 PM (n7h9X) 64
The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has just made the explosive admission that Covid mRNA “vaccines” are spiked with contaminations that triggered a global surge in cancers.
Posted by: SMOD When I hear about this kind of thing, I think of Brad Henke, who died at 56. He was Coover in Justified. Yes, a big man, but he was also an athlete, played in the NFL for a while, so I am guessing he had a pretty healthy diet and exercise regimen. He died from a big tumor in his pancreas and a 90% blockage in his heart. Yeah, maybe he let himself go, but I doubt it. I believe he was a victim of the 'rona vaccine. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Friday Night at February 14, 2025 07:58 PM (bDNzX) 65
"Long distance, please" Posted by: Auspex at February 14, 2025 07:58 PM (j4U/Z) 66
Happy Friday morons!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2025 07:58 PM (3bwc/) 67
SanFranpsycho, I don't think so.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 14, 2025 07:49 PM (mB6WH) ==== Aw shucks! Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 14, 2025 07:58 PM (RIvkX) 68
The Western Electric Model 500 telephone set was indestructible. If it ever DID break, they gave you a working one, and took the broken one back to the factory and fixed and redeployed it. It was made to be repairable.
Posted by: gp Feels So Smoochie at February 14, 2025 07:55 PM (PZreb) Yeah you could knock someone out with one and put it right back on the table. Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 07:59 PM (n7h9X) 69
From the looks of it, that was a tiger pouncing on another tiger, not a tigress. But tigers do engage in seriously rough sex. Germany sent a tigress to the San Diego zoo to mate with a tiger named Connor. When Connor was done, the tigress was no more. Now Connor is an incel. True story.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 14, 2025 07:56 PM * nods approvingly, except for the second-to-last sentence * Posted by: Worf, son of Mogh at February 14, 2025 07:59 PM (a3Q+t) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2025 08:00 PM (dxSpM) 71
Funny. I was thinking about out of control bears earlier today, then realized most bears in the Northern Hemisphere are hibernating. Didn't count on the archived out of control bears, though.
Posted by: Ursus On Demand at February 14, 2025 08:00 PM (G5+As) 72
With Trump's election, it's like all the bitches are getting bitch slapped.
Posted by: davidt at February 14, 2025 08:00 PM (i0F8b) 73
I'd like to the that Vacation Train backed up.
It can't be real, can it? It has to be some guys pulling off a stunt for this video. One right-hand turn at a stop sign and he's toast. Posted by: t-bird at February 14, 2025 08:00 PM (0ljUU) 74
We taxpayers aren't paying Musk for every child he has. It's none of my business how many he has. Posted by: fourseasons at February 14, 2025 08:01 PM (3ek7K) 75
Looks like we have another polar vortex hitting next week complete with single digit highs and lots of snow. Lovely.
Me 6 months from now: I am so fucking done with summer! Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 14, 2025 08:01 PM (u73oe) 76
68 I toured their Niles plant when I was a kid. I hoped they were going to gift me some relays or *gasp* strowger switches!! to take home and play with. Nope
![]() Posted by: gp Feels So Smoochie at February 14, 2025 08:01 PM (PZreb) 77
After 35 years of marriage, our Valentine's day went like this:
Mrs B: Hey! It's Valentine's Day! Me: Huh. Really? Huh. That's it. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 14, 2025 08:02 PM (b294k) 78
"When Connor was done, the tigress was no more. Now Connor is an incel. True story.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office " Well...she died doing what she loved. Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2025 08:02 PM (fV+MH) 79
When Connor was done, the tigress was no more. Now Connor is an incel. True story.
At least I don't owe Mississippi $10,000! Posted by: Connor The Tiger at February 14, 2025 08:02 PM (hnMW+) 80
Link, please? I desperately want to believe this, because there is no way that I should have gotten The Bitch....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 14, 2025 07:48 PM (SRRAx) The total lack of interest in following up side effects and the deal for no suits for it told me all I needed to know. Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 08:03 PM (n7h9X) 81
Yeah, the “health care providers” started talking about “mild” cases of myocarditis and pericarditis when all the cases started inexplicably showing up, particularly in young people; a heart specialist will tell you, ain’t no such thing. Bad stuff.
Two high school buddies have turbo cancer, they are all-in on the wuHan mRna vaxx and boosters. I’m not sure if they saw or sense even a possible connection. Posted by: Common Tater at February 14, 2025 08:03 PM (XK2P4) 82
ministry's first single (and video)
youtu.be/TsvyBiFA-fI ...it's a 'Twitch' song somehow teleported to the pre'Sympathy' era Posted by: gKWVE / Yyrog at February 14, 2025 08:03 PM (gKWVE) 83
Great opening Photo ACE!
The reason this has endured over the decades for me anyways is the Framing of the photo in Times Square, the spontaneous embrace (at least I hope so) and if so, the unfettered emotion between the Man and the Woman expressing a purely passionate release of joy at the ending of WWII. That works for me... Posted by: Nightwatch at February 14, 2025 08:03 PM (25kuG) 84
I have two landlines.
One at home. One at work. And yes I am ancient. Posted by: wth at February 14, 2025 08:03 PM (v0R5T) Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 14, 2025 08:04 PM (Vqx30) 86
After 35 years of marriage, our Valentine's day went like this:
Mrs B: Hey! It's Valentine's Day! Me: Huh. Really? Huh. That's it. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 14, 2025 08:02 PM We're here for you in your hour of need. Try this line: "Would you like to see how you make my arrow quiver?" Posted by: HordeSource (tm), your One Stop Advice Shop at February 14, 2025 08:04 PM (a3Q+t) 87
no hockey, no football
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Cannot predict now at February 14, 2025 08:04 PM (AOsQT) 88
Now Connor is an incel. True story. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 14, 2025 07:56 PM * nods approvingly, except for the second-to-last sentence * Posted by: Worf, son of Mogh ============= Well, maybe not "in," but definitely "cel." Who knows, maybe that was his way of ensuring that the zookeepers would drop their attempts to interfere with his intention to live as a confirmed bachelor. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 14, 2025 08:04 PM (T3es0) 89
Happy Valentines Day. I like you all alot.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 14, 2025 08:04 PM (mB6WH) 90
"Yeah you could knock someone out with one and put it right back on the table."
Mike Ehrmentraut sez use a Waring blender if you want to really do some damage. In "Suicide Kings," Denis Leary used a toaster to good effect. Posted by: gp Feels So Smoochie at February 14, 2025 08:04 PM (PZreb) 91
56 The Western Electric Model 500 telephone set was indestructible. If it ever DID break, they gave you a working one, and took the broken one back to the factory and fixed and redeployed it. It was made to be repairable.
Posted by: gp Feels So Smoochie at February 14, 2025 07:55 PM (PZreb) ----------------------- My desk phone is a late-1940's Western Electric 302. It's plugged into an X-Link which is mounted under the desk, and bluetoothed to my cell phone. When I'm in the office and my cell rings, the desk phone rings, and I can answer it there. I can also use the rotary dial to place calls. The X-Link is an awesome little device and it was relatively cheap to boot. Posted by: Pennsyltucky at February 14, 2025 08:04 PM (QdGJh) 92
mRNA vaccines and increased cancer risk from contaminant DNA fragments Link ~~ https://slaynews.com/news/ fda-admits-covid-mrna-vaccines-cause-cancer/ I have no idea who is "slaynews" and the article refers to ... The findings of the peer-reviewed study were published in the Journal of High School Science. ... which seems more than a little suspect. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at February 14, 2025 08:04 PM (xG4kz) 93
Reverse the charges, please.
Posted by: davidt at February 14, 2025 08:05 PM (i0F8b) 94
What the hell is an "Incel?"
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 14, 2025 08:05 PM (25kuG) 95
Frankly, I'm sick of sucking up to European losers. There might be some with whom you can have a beer and a nice conversation. I've never met one. The ignorance Europeans have about the US is almost depthless. Everything they learn about us comes from their anti-American state-run media hacks who never get beyond NYC and DC. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2025 08:05 PM (dxSpM) 96
50 I don't know what happens if no party can make a coalition for a majority. I think it is called a minority coalition, but no one can do anything.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2025 07:51 PM (D7oie) -- -- I believe they like to call it a "Unity Government" but it's just a coalition. There's are three parties in the current German government; Socialists (Red), Greens (Green), Free Democratic Party (Yellow). The coalition is called the "Traffic Light Coalition" because of their party colors. On occasion parliamentary systems have what are called "minority governments" where the majority party has won the popular vote, but not a majority of seats in an election and tries to take power or they had a majority but lost seats due to various reasons and try to maintain control of government. These minority governments usually don't last long as the party will eventually lose a vote in parliament or the Prime Minister/Chancellor will lose a vote of confidence and then a new election is called. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 14, 2025 08:06 PM (6ydKt) 97
From the looks of it, that was a tiger pouncing on another tiger, not a tigress. But tigers do engage in seriously rough sex. Germany sent a tigress to the San Diego zoo to mate with a tiger named Connor. When Connor was done, the tigress was no more. Now Connor is an incel. True story.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 14, 2025 07:56 PM * nods approvingly, except for the second-to-last sentence * Posted by: Worf, son of Mogh at February 14, 2025 07:59 PM (a3Q+t) Housecats, at least, only ovulate when they have sex. The male cat has barbs that cut the vagina on the way out, and the sperm have places they can dock up and survive the time waiting for the eggs to show up. Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 08:06 PM (n7h9X) 98
Drove to central Texas yesterday to lay to rest my brother. Right next to dad and among a bunch of others with our weird last name. I'm glad to be back to lurking.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 14, 2025 08:06 PM (b294k) 99
So the worm turns.
USAID Gifted a Cement Factory to Hamas—How $310 Million in U.S. Taxpayer Money Helped Create Gaza Terror Tunnels https://tinyurl.com/268x397c Posted by: rickb223 at February 14, 2025 08:07 PM (Z9s5G) 100
Carnivorous frogs hunt the most dangerous game.
Aren't all frogs carnivorous? You generally don't see 'em hanging around the salad bars. Posted by: Oddbob at February 14, 2025 08:07 PM (/y8xj) 101
What the hell is an "Incel?"
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 14, 2025 08:05 PM $20, same as DU. Posted by: HordeSource (tm), your One Stop Advice Shop at February 14, 2025 08:07 PM (a3Q+t) 102
"The X-Link is an awesome little device and it was relatively cheap to boot."
Thanks for the tip! I shall delve. Posted by: gp Feels So Smoochie at February 14, 2025 08:07 PM (PZreb) 103
Blutarski, may all their memories be a blessing. Condolences
Posted by: Ben Had at February 14, 2025 08:08 PM (mB6WH) Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2025 08:08 PM (fV+MH) 105
What the hell is an "Incel?"
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 14, 2025 08:05 PM (25kuG) —————— Single guys with no social skills and married men. Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 14, 2025 08:08 PM (u73oe) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2025 08:08 PM (dxSpM) 107
What the hell is an "Incel?" Posted by: Nightwatch ============= There are so many joke answers to this it could fill up the thread. ("A Jewish husband" will be common.) Meanwhile, the straight answer is: Involuntary celibate. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 14, 2025 08:08 PM (T3es0) 108
What the hell is an "Incel?"
Posted by: Nightwatch Involuntary celibate. Iow, couldn't get laid i. A whorehouse with a handful of $100's. Posted by: rickb223 at February 14, 2025 08:08 PM (Z9s5G) 109
Incel rage was the old hotness before tranny rage supplanted it.
Posted by: gp Feels So Smoochie at February 14, 2025 08:09 PM (PZreb) 110
What the hell is an "Incel?"
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 14, 2025 08:05 PM (25kuG) Short for Involuntary Celebate. Men were complaining that they can't find gals because women are only looking at the top 5 percent. Of course the kind wymyn have made it an insult, or tried to. Now many are finding that even men who could find dates don't bother. Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 08:09 PM (n7h9X) 111
>>> 95
Frankly, I'm sick of sucking up to European losers. There might be some with whom you can have a beer and a nice conversation. I've never met one. The ignorance Europeans have about the US is almost depthless. Everything they learn about us comes from their anti-American state-run media hacks who never get beyond NYC and DC. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2025 08:05 PM (dxSpM) It will be interesting to see what happens when we stop funding *their* propaganda, the "migrant" invasion of Europe, who knows what "aid" programs, etc etc .... and then withdraw from NATO. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 14, 2025 08:09 PM (Vqx30) 112
"Housecats, at least, only ovulate when they have sex. The male cat has barbs that cut the vagina on the way out, and the sperm have places they can dock up and survive the time waiting for the eggs to show up.
Posted by: Oldcat " The hell. Nature is barbaric. Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2025 08:09 PM (fV+MH) Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 14, 2025 08:09 PM (b294k) 114
What the hell is an "Incel?"
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 14, 2025 08:05 PM (25kuG) Something to do with islands, or the pancreas I think Now explain skibbity to me Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2025 08:09 PM (D7oie) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 14, 2025 08:10 PM (i24o9) 116
Aren't all frogs carnivorous? You generally don't see 'em hanging around the salad bars.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 14, 2025 08:07 PM (/y8xj) underwater plants. Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 08:11 PM (n7h9X) Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2025 08:11 PM (+xP4Z) 118
mRNA vaccines and increased cancer risk from contaminant DNA fragments
Link ~~ https://slaynews.com/news/ fda-admits-covid-mrna-vaccines-cause-cancer/ I have no idea who is "slaynews" and the article refers to ... The findings of the peer-reviewed study were published in the Journal of High School Science. ... which seems more than a little suspect. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot Yeah. I'm holding off before I start teabagging acquaintances on Facebook. Posted by: rickb223 at February 14, 2025 08:11 PM (Z9s5G) 119
The male cat has barbs that cut the vagina on the way out
Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 08:06 PM * scribbles notes * Posted by: Condoms looking to break into the yiffing market at February 14, 2025 08:11 PM (a3Q+t) Posted by: Soothsayer at February 14, 2025 08:11 PM (6PI+6) 121
Hey, no fair putting up the cafe early. My Quick Hits comment got willard.
Well, I'm sure everyone will roll back to read it. 🙄 Posted by: mindful webworker - willard again. Rats! at February 14, 2025 08:12 PM (C7u2V) 122
The hell.
Nature is barbaric. Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2025 08:09 PM (fV+MH) That's why nature also makes female cats go into heat too. Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 08:12 PM (n7h9X) 123
Fuck Valentine's Day
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at February 14, 2025 08:12 PM (xcxpd) 124
The Shady Rest Hotel operated with no phone. Had to go to Drucker's Store to make a call. There was a phone on the wall in the lobby, but it wasn't connected to anything. The elevator in the lobby didn't work either.
And we all remember the Douglas phone on their farm. The Pixley Phone Company was substandard, to say the least. Posted by: Hooterville World Guardian at February 14, 2025 08:12 PM (G5+As) 125
It will be interesting to see what happens when we stop funding *their* propaganda, the "migrant" invasion of Europe, who knows what "aid" programs, etc etc .... and then withdraw from NATO. Posted by: Helena Handbasket ============== I wonder who will invade whom next time. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 14, 2025 08:12 PM (T3es0) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 14, 2025 08:13 PM (A3uq/) 127
For Valentine's I gave Mrs fd some heart shaped sausage and cooked some bacon wrapped cord-on blue but I took the cord off first 'cause they get caught in my teeth.
Posted by: fd at February 14, 2025 08:13 PM (vFG9F) 128
I watched a YouTube video of a panel of women being interviewed by a man about what they want. All said "at least six foot and $400k a year". The guy pointed out they were describing maybe 1% of all men.
Then he asked one of the women how she would rate herself. She was morbidly obese with funny colored hair and fishing tackle in her face but she responded immediately: "Oh, I'm a 10". That's how we got here. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 14, 2025 08:14 PM (b294k) 129
Let's hope so.
I wouldn't bet the farm on it, but I think AfD will win enough seats that the Merz & the CDU will have to form a coalition. I'd love it if AfD won a majority but I don't think they have enough support yet. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 14, 2025 07:46 PM (6ydKt) I think it likely the AfD will get enough support to deeply embarrass the other parties (25% isn't out of the question), but it's virtually impossible that the CDU will form a coalition with them. Even the brief informal alliance between the two recently on a single immigration measure caused immense backlash across the country. Unfortunately, the CDU will probably get first place and then immediately betray its voters by forming a coalition with the Social Democrats and the Greens. It's disgusting, but I don't see another probability. Posted by: Dr. T at February 14, 2025 08:14 PM (lHPJf) 130
The hell.
Nature is barbaric. Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2025 08:09 PM (fV+MH) check out the deep sea fish where the small boy fish bits the lady fish and links into the bloodstream for food and all his other organs atrophy so he's ready for action. Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 08:14 PM (n7h9X) 131
Neotrogla is a female insect that basically spears some poor male bug to get his sperm.
nature.com/articles/nature.2014.15064 Posted by: gKWVE at February 14, 2025 08:14 PM (gKWVE) Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 14, 2025 08:15 PM (u82oZ) 133
128 Hypergamy. Goes with the gender. Life ain't fair.
Posted by: gp Feels So Smoochie at February 14, 2025 08:15 PM (PZreb) 134
Chihuahuas aren't real canines and don't belong in a dog show. They are little demons most closely associated with weasels, mink, stoats, and Tasmanian Devils.
Posted by: Felix the Cat at February 14, 2025 08:17 PM (G5+As) 135
Unfortunately, the CDU will probably get first place and then immediately betray its voters by forming a coalition with the Social Democrats and the Greens. It's disgusting, but I don't see another probability.
Posted by: Dr. T at February 14, 2025 08:14 PM (lHPJf) Their system is so ossified. Always a way to block the proverbial Hitler. But that just means that the main parties turn to Hitler when any opposition arises. Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 08:17 PM (n7h9X) 136
*irritabily drums fingers on table*
When do preseason games begin? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2025 08:08 PM There are no preseason games this year, but below are the key dates for the 2025 WNBA season. (All dates are subject to change) February 1: Player Contracts may be signed April 14: WNBA Draft April 27: Training Camp Begins May 16: Regular Season Begins June 1-17: Commissioner’s Cup Tournament July 1: Commissioner’s Cup Championship July 17-21: WNBA All-Star Break July 19: WNBA All-Star Game September 11: Regular Season Ends September 14: Playoffs Begin Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 14, 2025 08:17 PM (a3Q+t) 137
Giant Water Bug is an insect that stabs its prey with a venom that melts their insides and then "drinks" them. Prey includes frogs, which are seen to collapse like tents when liquefied from the inside. I'm so glad I'm not a wild animal. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 14, 2025 08:18 PM (T3es0) 138
Let that be a lesson if you're dumb enough to open carry. And then even dumber to try get your gun back. Posted by: Soothsayer at February 14, 2025 08:18 PM (6PI+6) 139
My 94 year old MIL still has the old black phone that can be used as a boat anchor. Her kids tried to get her a new one, but she made them take it back.
It was hilarious the first time one of our kids wanted to call a friend from Granny's house 😂😂😂😂 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 14, 2025 08:18 PM (SRRAx) 140
The little boy took the chickens and rabbits into his battery-powered car, kissed them one by one, and took them on a journey.
Gotta love it. That's what a boy is supposed to be. Ef this gender confusion shit. Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 14, 2025 08:18 PM (mH6SG) 141
Posted by: Blutarski
Condolences on your loss Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2025 08:19 PM (fwDg9) 142
So was Ashley St. Clair married?
I thought she was. I mean, her and Musk always had an obvious thing, but I thought she was married, like to a person that wasn't the richest person in the world. Posted by: banana Dream at February 14, 2025 08:20 PM (Y6IkP) 143
There are no preseason games this year, but below are the key dates for the 2025 WNBA season. ________ *presents Duncanthrax with invitation to take a one-way trip to hell* Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2025 08:20 PM (dxSpM) 144
... and we did a bunch of fun Instagram posts. I hope you had a good day!
Posted by: Piper at February 14, 2025 07:42 PM (pRpzT) Piper, what's the studio instagram handle? Posted by: browndog barfs on the carpert at February 14, 2025 08:20 PM (TTAGa) 145
I'd like to see PDT get really, REALLY involved in the March Madness tournament, just to piss off the NCAA and the college students, the trannies, and the stupid fans. Posted by: Soothsayer at February 14, 2025 08:20 PM (6PI+6) 146
My 94 year old MIL still has the old black phone that can be used as a boat anchor. Her kids tried to get her a new one, but she made them take it back. It was hilarious the first time one of our kids wanted to call a friend from Granny's house 😂😂😂😂 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth =========== My 99-year-old grandmother keeps demanding the Yellow Pages when she's looking for a plumber or whatever. At least she used to until she was about 94, but now she's got macular degeneration so she asks Siri. Macular degeneration dragged her into the digital age, imagine! Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 14, 2025 08:21 PM (T3es0) 147
Neotrogla is a female insect that basically spears some poor male bug to get his sperm.
nature.com/articles/nature.2014.15064 Posted by: gKWVE at February 14, 2025 08:14 PM (gKWVE) --- Nature is pretty f'n weird when it comes to f'n... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 14, 2025 08:21 PM (BpYfr) 148
Their system is so ossified. Always a way to block the proverbial Hitler. But that just means that the main parties turn to Hitler when any opposition arises.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 08:17 PM (n7h9X) And it's becoming increasingly unstable. Whatever governing coalition the Germans come up with, I doubt they make it to the next election without collapsing. If it's the scenario I described, I'll be shocked if it lasts half that long. Posted by: Dr. T at February 14, 2025 08:21 PM (lHPJf) 149
Blutarski, condolences. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 14, 2025 08:22 PM (T3es0) 150
Wow. You faked out an infant. Congratulations, I guess.
Posted by: Good job. Really. at February 14, 2025 08:22 PM (xSL+/) 151
*presents Duncanthrax with invitation to take a one-way trip to hell*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2025 08:20 PM I'm probably headed there anyway, but, to be fair, you did not specify which sportsball species you were interested. Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 14, 2025 08:22 PM (a3Q+t) 152
I'd like to see PDT get really, REALLY involved in the March Madness tournament, just to piss off the NCAA and the college students, the trannies, and the stupid fans. Posted by: Soothsayer at February 14, 2025 08:20 PM (6PI+6) _________ I'd like to see his picks win all their games. Unlike a certain former and unworthy occupant of the office. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2025 08:22 PM (dxSpM) 153
As an old curmudgeon, I gotta be honest. I sometimes miss the landline.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 14, 2025 08:23 PM (mH6SG) 154
"Neotrogla is a female insect that basically spears some poor male bug to get his sperm."
That's what he gets for denying her his essence. Posted by: gp Feels So Smoochie at February 14, 2025 08:23 PM (PZreb) 155
*presents Duncanthrax with invitation to take a one-way trip to hell*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh We second that emotion. Posted by: Penguin Pool Pete at February 14, 2025 08:23 PM (G5+As) 156
It will be interesting to see what happens when we stop funding *their* propaganda, the "migrant" invasion of Europe, who knows what "aid" programs, etc etc .... and then withdraw from NATO.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket ============== I wonder who will invade whom next time. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 14, 2025 08:12 PM (T3es0) Oh the traditional, Germany to Poland or France to Germany. Germany seems more out of control (notice their defense minister with his minority truth versus majority truth...not one world about the voters or absolute truth) and talk of banning a quarter of the voters. But their army is crap. France has more of an army but are still at tolerable levels of corruption of elections. Their double votes are horrid, lets give the deep state a do-over if you beat them. They did dissolve two large parties to get LePen out and Macron in. Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 08:23 PM (n7h9X) 157
Need help from y'all
I have to work in pediatrics next week (my surgeon is out of office, so I'm an extra hand). I am terrified I'll have to give Covid shots to kids. I have a moral problem with that. I cannot afford to be fired for insubordination. Thoughts? Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2025 08:23 PM (IHOjG) 158
It’s funny how butthurt the left is about dropping charges on Mayor Adams. They think we should care because a number of career prosecutors in the SDNY; but most of us just see that as a great way to clean out a nest of vipers.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 14, 2025 08:23 PM (khPC6) 159
As nurse here posting.
In my many years VACCINES were always a result of isolating weakened viruses of the most current strain of FLU, sterilizing them and then mass producing them as a vaccine allowing the human host to produce antibodies to ward off that particular virus. Things changed with COVID and instead of just reproducing a weak COVID RNA virus, we are doing a Modified RNA and a SPIKE protein which has no current 5-year study to elaborate on potential effects on human Chromosomes with the RNA Spike Protein related to Human DNA, so...I am on the fence with this. Posted by: Nightwatch at February 14, 2025 08:24 PM (25kuG) 160
117 https://dailyotter.org/posts/2025/2/14/happy- valentines-day
For all my frenz Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2025 08:11 PM (+xP4Z) I love it!! Thank you for sharing and Happy Valentine's Day to you! :-) Posted by: Iris at February 14, 2025 08:24 PM (bOJ2I) 161
There are no preseason games this year, but below are the key dates for the 2025 WNBA season. (All dates are subject to change)
We no can dunk, but good fundamentals. Posted by: Kug at February 14, 2025 08:24 PM (gKWVE) 162
nurse, so sorry that you have come down with the flu next week
Posted by: Ben Had at February 14, 2025 08:25 PM (mB6WH) 163
Happy Valentine's Day.
>>U.S. Attorney Ed Martin >>@USAEdMartin Save your receipts, Smith and Covington. We’ll be in touch soon. #NoOneIsAboveTheLaw >>“Special counsel Jack Smith discloses ‘gift’ of $140,000 in free legal services” - POLITICO How sweet it is. https://tinyurl.com/42cc7mv5 Posted by: JackStraw at February 14, 2025 08:25 PM (LkLld) 164
157 That's a tough one.
Posted by: gp Feels So Smoochie at February 14, 2025 08:25 PM (PZreb) 165
Neotrogla is a female insect that basically spears some poor male bug to get his sperm. __________ Substitute "human" for "insect" and "money" for "sperm". Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2025 08:26 PM (dxSpM) 166
123 Fuck Valentine's Day
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at February 14, 2025 08:12 PM (xcxpd) What he said. Posted by: Hallmark can suck it at February 14, 2025 08:26 PM (xSL+/) 167
I have to work in pediatrics next week (my surgeon is out of office, so I'm an extra hand). I am terrified I'll have to give Covid shots to kids. I have a moral problem with that. I cannot afford to be fired for insubordination.
Thoughts? Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2025 08:23 PM Any of the regular pediatric nurses you're sufficiently buds with that they would cover for you? Call in sick? Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 14, 2025 08:26 PM (a3Q+t) 168
Posted by: Dr. T at February 14, 2025 08:14 PM (lHPJf)
__________________________ Feb. 12th poll tallies had AfD gaining momentum and CDU losing momentum. As of those polls, CDU was at 29%; AfD was just under 22%. Every other party was tailing off. To place seats you need to be over 5% electoral. Currently, there are four parties with that possibility. Making up 7 points is not out of the question. And, I tend to think the polls in Germany are not going to reflect accuracy on the AfD support. It's much like it was in 2016 here when Trump beat Hillary. People were reluctant to tell the pollster the truth just avoid the nonsense. Lots of closet MAGA's...and likely lots of closet AfD's. Posted by: Orson at February 14, 2025 08:26 PM (dIske) 169
Cover for you = give that shot
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 14, 2025 08:26 PM (a3Q+t) 170
I have to work in pediatrics next week (my surgeon is out of office, so I'm an extra hand). I am terrified I'll have to give Covid shots to kids. I have a moral problem with that. I cannot afford to be fired for insubordination.
Thoughts? It's your call but let's pray it never comes down to that. Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 14, 2025 08:26 PM (mH6SG) Posted by: Nightwatch at February 14, 2025 08:27 PM (25kuG) 172
There are no preseason games this year, but below are the key dates for the 2025 WNBA season.
________ *presents Duncanthrax with invitation to take a one-way trip to hell* Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2025 08:20 PM (dxSpM) I might, might, just watch the WNBA if it was made more interesting. Machine guns, barbed wire, land mines, etc., to better resemble the war zone some of them grew up in. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 14, 2025 08:27 PM (VNX3d) 173
We taxpayers aren't paying Musk for every child he has. It's none of my business how many he has. Posted by: fourseasons =========== Well, it is my business when kids are raised effectively fatherless. Like dad isn't sleeping under the same roof every night and is tomcatting around the world. This behavior weakens society. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 14, 2025 08:27 PM (T3es0) 174
Do they still have to read an 'experimental treatment warning' to the patient before administering a COVID shot?
Posted by: gp Feels So Smoochie at February 14, 2025 08:27 PM (PZreb) 175
Let that be a lesson if you're dumb enough to open carry.
And then even dumber to try get your gun back. Posted by: Soothsayer The best thing about open carry being legal is it invalidates the charge against "brandishing". Even an accidental exposure. When Texas passed their CHL law, cops were "concealed means concealed". Even if it was accidental, it was a charge. 1st guy arrested was in Watauga, Texas. Stepped outside of the convenience store, wind whipped up, blew his jacket open and someone saw it and called it in. Posted by: rickb223 at February 14, 2025 08:27 PM (Z9s5G) 176
Just for reference, Mayor De Blahsio and his wife made $850 million vanish from a fund they controlled, and nobody in Washington said shit about it. So IDGAF about whatever Adams may or may not have done. It’s nothing compared to what the left has always winked at.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 14, 2025 08:27 PM (khPC6) 177
There are no preseason games this year, but below are the key dates for the 2025 WNBA season.
Did they succeed in driving Clark out of the league? If so, they might as well go back to holding games in jr high school gyms. Posted by: Oddbob at February 14, 2025 08:28 PM (/y8xj) 178
176 I saw today DeBlasio has a new squeeze.
Posted by: gp Feels So Smoochie at February 14, 2025 08:28 PM (PZreb) 179
Thoughts?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2025 08:23 PM (IHOjG) Feign illness ... ***coughcoughcough*** I can't possibly come in, I'm so sick today ... Posted by: browndog barfs on the carpert at February 14, 2025 08:29 PM (TTAGa) 180
I have to work in pediatrics next week (my surgeon is out of office, so I'm an extra hand). I am terrified I'll have to give Covid shots to kids. I have a moral problem with that. I cannot afford to be fired for insubordination.
Thoughts? Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2025 08:23 PM (IHOjG) Catching Covid oughta work. But seriously that's a tough situation. You won't save the kids from the shot either way. Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 08:29 PM (n7h9X) 181
There is a *nasty* something (nobody seems to know exactly what, but supposedly not flu and not coof) going around Central Texas that's laying people out for 5 days or more.
You did visit Austin this weekend, right, nurse? Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 14, 2025 08:29 PM (a3Q+t) 182
I have to work in pediatrics next week (my surgeon is out of office, so I'm an extra hand). I am terrified I'll have to give Covid shots to kids. I have a moral problem with that. I cannot afford to be fired for insubordination.
Thoughts? Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2025 08:23 PM (IHOjG) Yeesh. I have no advice, but I offer my sympathy. This whole 'rona thing has always been a shit show. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Friday Night at February 14, 2025 08:29 PM (bDNzX) 183
171 157
WHAT the HELL state are you working in where THAT is still required??? Posted by: Nightwatch Seattle. Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2025 08:29 PM (IHOjG) 184
Just for reference, Mayor De Blahsio and his wife made $850 million vanish from a fund they controlled ________ "Aaaannnnd, it's gone." Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2025 08:29 PM (dxSpM) 185
Involuntary celibate.
Iow, couldn't get laid i. A whorehouse with a handful of $100's. Posted by: rickb223 at February 14, 2025 08:08 PM (Z9s5G) That's not quite the connotation it has. But it is used as an insult and shaming term. Posted by: Tatty fatty says she's a 10 at February 14, 2025 08:30 PM (xSL+/) 186
I have to work in pediatrics next week (my surgeon is out of office, so I'm an extra hand). I am terrified I'll have to give Covid shots to kids. I have a moral problem with that. I cannot afford to be fired for insubordination.
Thoughts? Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2025 08:23 PM Geez...how horrible. If in that position, maybe you can casually advise the parent that they have the right to delay immunizations? Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 14, 2025 08:30 PM (OX9vb) 187
There are no preseason games this year, but below are the key dates for the 2025 WNBA season.
Did they succeed in driving Clark out of the league? If so, they might as well go back to holding games in jr high school gyms. Posted by: Oddbob at February 14, 2025 08:28 PM (/y8xj) I saw a YT thing saying she wasn't play, but some of these random clips are very deceptive about the content so... Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 08:30 PM (n7h9X) 188
The only reason Adams faced prosecution is because he stepped out of line on immigration in an election year.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 14, 2025 08:30 PM (i24o9) 189
Feb. 12th poll tallies had AfD gaining momentum and CDU losing momentum. As of those polls, CDU was at 29%; AfD was just under 22%. Every other party was tailing off. To place seats you need to be over 5% electoral. Currently, there are four parties with that possibility.
Making up 7 points is not out of the question. And, I tend to think the polls in Germany are not going to reflect accuracy on the AfD support. It's much like it was in 2016 here when Trump beat Hillary. People were reluctant to tell the pollster the truth just avoid the nonsense. Lots of closet MAGA's...and likely lots of closet AfD's. Posted by: Orson at February 14, 2025 08:26 PM (dIske) It's not out of the realm of possibility, and I'll be highly amused if that happens. But it's not about who gets a first-place finish, it's about who can get a majority coalition cobbled together. So the only real question is whether the CDU would ever agree to join hands with the AfD. And on that point, I am extremely dubious. They'll almost certainly ally with the Greens and the SPD before they do that. As I said, disgusting, but there it is. Posted by: Dr. T at February 14, 2025 08:30 PM (lHPJf) 190
These days, doctors never ask me if I want a COVID shot, but they DO ALL ask me if I ever had one.[/] Wonder why?
Posted by: gp Feels So Smoochie at February 14, 2025 08:30 PM (PZreb) 191
It’s funny how butthurt the left is about dropping charges on Mayor Adams. They think we should care because a number of career prosecutors in the SDNY; but most of us just see that as a great way to clean out a nest of vipers. Posted by: Tom Servo ============ I'm still asking whether those charges were legit. If so, I might be butthurt, too. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 14, 2025 08:31 PM (T3es0) 192
Feign illness ... ***coughcoughcough*** I can't possibly come in, I'm so sick today ... Posted by: browndog barfs on the carpert at February 14, 2025 08:29 PM (TTAGa) With COVID Posted by: For extra irony at February 14, 2025 08:31 PM (xSL+/) Posted by: gp Feels So Smoochie at February 14, 2025 08:31 PM (PZreb) Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 14, 2025 08:32 PM (mH6SG) 195
WHAT the HELL state are you working in where THAT is still required??? Posted by: Nightwatch Seattle. Posted by: nurse ratched ============ Is it required, or are these just ignorant parents dragging their masked kids in for their ultra-safety goodness shot? Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 14, 2025 08:32 PM (T3es0) 196
I have to work in pediatrics next week (my surgeon is out of office, so I'm an extra hand). I am terrified I'll have to give Covid shots to kids. I have a moral problem with that. I cannot afford to be fired for insubordination.
Thoughts? Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2025 08:23 PM (IHOjG) What is the grounds for your moral opposition? Concern over adverse events or something else? Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 14, 2025 08:32 PM (Cw7Lx) 197
192 That's the best solution to Nurse's dilemma, I think. The lie is less a moral sin than administering the shots.
Posted by: gp Feels So Smoochie at February 14, 2025 08:33 PM (PZreb) Posted by: Soothsayer at February 14, 2025 08:33 PM (6PI+6) 199
Thoughts?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2025 08:23 PM (IHOjG) Give it to them. It is not mandated anymore, so it is a parental choice. An awful one, sure. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 14, 2025 08:33 PM (i24o9) 200
Thoughts?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2025 08:23 PM ————— You could call in a bomb threat. Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 14, 2025 08:33 PM (u73oe) 201
Whale sharks are sometimes found transporting platoons of penguins for thousands of miles on their backs, seemingly under some sort of mind control by their mentapathic mephitic masters. The reason for this behavior seems clear, as Big Penguin has clearly stated their desire to expand their territory in the quest for world domination.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at February 14, 2025 08:34 PM (vFG9F) 202
53 My sister died from cancer and I'm a believer in the vax cancer connection.
Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2025 07:53 PM (fV+MH) My brother was diagnosed with stomach cancer in 2019. Prognosis was, "slow moving, manageable" and "you'll die with it, not from it". Early 2021 he took the vax, and thought I was foolish for refusing it. April of last year, his PET scan comes back and it's bleak. Day before his 67th birthday, the docs tell him the "manageable" cancer is no longer responding to the chemo. He died last September. I'm still dealing with my newly-acquired contempt for modern medicine. What I once considered the pinnacle of civilized society is now a fetid cesspool of government sponsored snake oil hustlers. Polio? TB? Measles? Tell you what, doc, I'll homeschool my grandkids to the 5th grade and beyond. Suddenly, I'm very skeptical of your "herd immunity" bullshit.. Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 14, 2025 08:34 PM (bA75n) 203
Ashley St. Clair was married to some big-time chiropractor in NYC. They had a kid. Musk was always bigtime hitting on her out in the open on twitter so it makes sense. But still a little wow. I guess if Musk wants your gal it's just a matter of time.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 14, 2025 08:34 PM (Y6IkP) 204
I might, might, just watch the WNBA if it was made more interesting. Machine guns, barbed wire, land mines, etc., to better resemble the war zone some of them grew up in.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 14, 2025 08:27 PM (VNX3d) Last year I saw some moderate to long clips of games. When Caitlin was playing it was a real sport, even the other teams played better in self defense. When she was not in a game it was fraudulent. But after she was mauled in the eye and nobody blinked, I think she needs to leave the WNBA. Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 08:34 PM (n7h9X) 205
I'm still asking whether those charges were legit. If so, I might be butthurt, too. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 14, 2025 08:31 PM (T3es0) The DOJ is so corrupt that I do not accept the legitimacy of anything they have done for at least 15 years now. So fuck it, I don’t care. The cops are more corrupt than the criminals. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 14, 2025 08:36 PM (khPC6) 206
203 Ashley St. Clair was married to some big-time chiropractor in NYC. They had a kid. Musk was always bigtime hitting on her out in the open on twitter so it makes sense. But still a little wow. I guess if Musk wants your gal it's just a matter of time.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 14, 2025 08:34 PM (Y6IkP) Being a billionaire adds ten inches to everything. Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 14, 2025 08:36 PM (2sg1c) 207
I'm still dealing with my newly-acquired contempt for modern medicine. What I once considered the pinnacle of civilized society is now a fetid cesspool of government sponsored snake oil hustlers. Polio? TB? Measles? Tell you what, doc, I'll homeschool my grandkids to the 5th grade and beyond. Suddenly, I'm very skeptical of your "herd immunity" bullshit..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 14, 2025 08:34 PM (bA75n) When they banned Ivermectin totally while using it themselves and for the elite, I was off the train. Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 08:37 PM (n7h9X) 208
I'm not an anti-vaxer but I am certain that this MRNA crap is poison.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 14, 2025 08:37 PM (mH6SG) 209
"But after she was mauled in the eye and nobody blinked, I think she needs to leave the WNBA."
I still think that whole fooferaw was choreographed to sell tickets and attract viewers. Pro wrestling. Posted by: gp Feels So Smoochie at February 14, 2025 08:38 PM (PZreb) 210
Thoughts?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2025 08:23 PM (IHOjG) I'm in the "call in sick" category. Use personal days, if you have any. Posted by: Dr. T at February 14, 2025 08:38 PM (lHPJf) 211
210 Thoughts?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2025 08:23 PM (IHOjG) I'm in the "call in sick" category. Use personal days, if you have any. Posted by: Dr. T at February 14, 2025 08:38 PM (lHPJf) Ditto. Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 14, 2025 08:38 PM (2sg1c) 212
and a FEMCEL is a girl incel
The more you know... Posted by: Soothsayer at February 14, 2025 08:33 PM (6PI+6) They don't exist. A woman may not find a husband but she can always get sex. Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 08:39 PM (n7h9X) 213
Casablanca is on TCM
Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2025 08:39 PM (fwDg9) 214
213 Casablanca is on TCM
Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2025 08:39 PM (fwDg9 Of all the juke joints... Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 14, 2025 08:39 PM (2sg1c) 215
I'm admittedly not the sharpest knife in the drawer but my gut instincts have served me well so far.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 14, 2025 08:39 PM (mH6SG) 216
The hits to my family keep coming. A second cousin died yesterday morning. Aggressive pancreatic cancer that was just diagnosed a few months ago. Turbo, one could call it. And a 1st cousin is now in hospice, not long for this world. He went in for heart valve surgery in January. It was some sort of tumor, not cancerous, a "growth" you might call it, that would eventually mess up the function. That went swimmingly, then something happened soon thereafter. Brain cancer. Aggressive. Less than a month later, and he's dying in a nursing home, under hospice care. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 14, 2025 08:40 PM (w6EFb) 217
"But after she was mauled in the eye and nobody blinked, I think she needs to leave the WNBA."
I still think that whole fooferaw was choreographed to sell tickets and attract viewers. Pro wrestling. Posted by: gp Feels So Smoochie at February 14, 2025 08:38 PM (PZreb) I saw the attack, it was intentional. And she was frequently being hard fouled the entire season, it just kept getting worse. Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 08:40 PM (n7h9X) 218
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I feel confident that our CIC is starting to look around our country and beginning to focus on "certain" states that were "problematic" during the Sleepy Joe tenure. He's already starting in on Commiefornia. All he has to do is "Look up North." (Maybe with a little push tush.) Watch the commie rats run and hide when he does. Posted by: Nightwatch at February 14, 2025 08:40 PM (25kuG) 219
and a FEMCEL is a girl incel ________ Women Blubbering in Cars. They blew up their marriages because they weren't haaaaaappy, left their husbands and are now sobbing about how they can't find anyone worthy of them. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2025 08:41 PM (dxSpM) 220
>> Polio? TB? Measles? Tell you what, doc, I'll homeschool my grandkids to the 5th grade and beyond. Suddenly, I'm very skeptical of your "herd immunity" bullshit..
TB is a bacteria, and responds to antibiotics, which are legit a miracle. The vaccines for polio and measles have adverse events, but those are pretty bad diseases and the trade-off is worth it. Other vaccines? DTAP/TDAP is fine. Pertussis, rubella. Mumps.. The rest? Eh. Not worth the risk, imho. Maybe I’m forgetting one. Flu? Crap. Covid? A complete joke. Not at all worth it. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 14, 2025 08:41 PM (Cw7Lx) 221
Some woman resigned saying she refused to drop charges against Adam's they were so strong.
When did a Leftist ever resign because their charges were bogus and weak as tissue paper? Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2025 08:41 PM (fwDg9) Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 14, 2025 08:41 PM (T3es0) 223
I'm still dealing with my newly-acquired contempt for modern medicine. What I once considered the pinnacle of civilized society is now a fetid cesspool of government sponsored snake oil hustlers. Polio? TB? Measles? Tell you what, doc, I'll homeschool my grandkids to the 5th grade and beyond. Suddenly, I'm very skeptical of your "herd immunity" bullshit..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 14, 2025 08:34 PM (bA75n) I had a close family friend who had been a 5 year survivor of breast cancer, in complete remission. But being freaked out about health, she got the vaxx and the booster and told all her friends they should, too. Suddenly her breast cancer, in remission for 5 years, went into hyper overdrive, virtually exploded, and she was dead from it within 5 months. I don’t blame her, she was desperate to be healthy. She believed her doctors, but they lied to her. And they killed her. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 14, 2025 08:42 PM (khPC6) 224
I have to work in pediatrics next week (my surgeon is out of office, so I'm an extra hand). I am terrified I'll have to give Covid shots to kids. I have a moral problem with that. I cannot afford to be fired for insubordination.
Thoughts? Do you have access to the vaccine vault? My understanding is it has to be kept cold to keep the agent alive. Maybe take a vial or two out and let em warm up for 30-60 minutes, then put them back.. Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 14, 2025 08:42 PM (bA75n) 225
Some woman resigned saying she refused to drop charges against Adam's they were so strong. When did a Leftist ever resign because their charges were bogus and weak as tissue paper? Posted by: Skip =============== Trump appointees from his first term resigned. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 14, 2025 08:42 PM (T3es0) 226
Is it required, or are these just ignorant parents dragging their masked kids in for their ultra-safety goodness shot?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office Not required. Parental choice. I've stabbed thousands of babies for TDaP, HIB, polio, MMR, varicella, etc. I've even given kids flu shots (which I think is stupid). But we still don't know what the long term effects of the Covid vaccines are. Especially multiple injections. I fear for the kids. Here in Seattle we also are BIG proponents of gender identity treatment and hormone therapy. Fuck. This is why I work in physiatry. Backs. Necks. Shoulders, hips and knees. Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2025 08:42 PM (i+3cK) 227
I watched a YouTube video of a panel of women being interviewed by a man about what they want. All said "at least six foot and $400k a year". The guy pointed out they were describing maybe 1% of all men.
Then he asked one of the women how she would rate herself. She was morbidly obese with funny colored hair and fishing tackle in her face but she responded immediately: "Oh, I'm a 10". This is probably less than 5% of all women (rather like the percentage of men who've sworn off women) BUT it gets pushed on social media a lot that this thinking is common. Women aren't the problem but they are the weapon being used by the forces of evil to destroy western civilization. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 14, 2025 08:43 PM (ExV1e) 228
Last year I saw some moderate to long clips of games. When Caitlin was playing it was a real sport, even the other teams played better in self defense. When she was not in a game it was fraudulent.
But after she was mauled in the eye and nobody blinked, I think she needs to leave the WNBA. Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 08:34 PM (n7h9X) It's not that surprising. She's basically the only WNBA player that can actually, you know, play. Since she's showing everyone else up as underskilled, lazy, or both, she must be destroyed. Posted by: And it's all females so what did you expect at February 14, 2025 08:43 PM (xSL+/) 229
Addendum to my 219. This doesn't apply to those whose husbands left them or were physically abusive. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2025 08:44 PM (dxSpM) 230
You could call in a bomb threat.
Posted by: Duke Lowell ============ You damn Morons. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 14, 2025 08:41 PM (T3es0) Call in a drag queen parade threat. It's Seattle, though, so it might be welcomed. A glitter bomb threat? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 14, 2025 08:44 PM (VNX3d) 231
They don't exist. A woman may not find a husband but she can always get sex.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 08:39 PM (n7h9X) I think it refers more to a woman who rejects sex or finds it repulsive, than one who can’t get it. A feminist celibate, not a female incel, per se. See also: gymcel. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 14, 2025 08:45 PM (Cw7Lx) 232
As it stands according to Politco.eu's Poll of Polls the German parties are at:
CDU/CSU - 29% AfD - 21% SPD - 16% Greens - 13% Left - 6% BSW - 5% FDP - 4% For a party to enter the Bundestag they must get at least 5% in the national vote. FDP, which is a free market, libertarian, type party may not make it back in. The German left has SPD, Greens, and the Left party for a total of 35%. The natural allies (on the issues of migration & economic policies) of CDU/CSU & AfD have 50% together already. They could easily form a coalition with the BSW party - left-wing economic policies combined with conservative cultural views, especially when it comes to migration. That coalition would give them around 55% of seats if the polls bear out. But I don't think Merz would do it. Every party has made clear the won't join AfD in a coalition and I don't see any away for a right/center-right coalition to form without them. Merz will be forced to join with either the SPD or the Greens. The same position they've been in since Merkel's last tenure - a coalition of center-right and center-left that can't get anything done. If AfD wins more seats than CDU that would change things considerably. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 14, 2025 08:45 PM (6ydKt) 233
Call in a drag queen parade threat. It's Seattle, though, so it might be welcomed.
A glitter bomb threat? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 14, 2025 08:44 PM (VNX3d) MAGA rally. They’ll lock the city down. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 14, 2025 08:46 PM (Cw7Lx) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2025 08:46 PM (63Dwl) 235
Now he’s done it! Vance has angered Hot Lips Houlahan!
Chrissy Houlahan @RepHoulahan I’m struggling for the words to describe my disappointment with Vice President Vance’s speech at the Munich Security Conference. I feel as though all of Europe and half of America deserve an apology. VP Vance chided and derided Europe for the very things that our great nation is wrestling with. He maligned the continent’s leaders and voters when our own house is not in order. According to him, Europe is “retreating” away from free speech and is making wrong choices about who should be “part of a free society.” He maligned them for not leading with the right values and for persecuting those who disagree with them. He also spent time scoffing at the idea that Romania’s election was possibly compromised, with not a whiff of a mention of the violence of January 6 or the attempt to annul our own election of 2020. And, not a word about Ukraine or Russia. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 14, 2025 08:46 PM (L/fGl) 236
>>The only reason Adams faced prosecution is because he stepped out of line on immigration in an election year.
A couple months ago there was a lot of worry about how insane could it get under President Harris cause there was no way Trump could beat the cheat and now we are wondering which defectors we don't leave on the beach. This seems better. Life comes at you fast. Posted by: JackStraw at February 14, 2025 08:47 PM (LkLld) 237
This is probably less than 5% of all women (rather like the percentage of men who've sworn off women) BUT it gets pushed on social media a lot that this thinking is common. Women aren't the problem but they are the weapon being used by the forces of evil to destroy western civilization.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 14, 2025 08:43 PM (ExV1e) The stats of every dating app says that women swipe right on only 5-10 percent of men.. That's just to talk to them. Men swipe right on nearly half. dating apps these days are how most pair up. Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 08:47 PM (n7h9X) 238
I’m struggling for the words to describe my disappointment with Vice President Vance’s speech at the Munich Security Conference. ________ Have a glass of wine and a Xanax. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2025 08:48 PM (dxSpM) 239
157 I am terrified I'll have to give Covid shots to kids.
Posted by: nurse ratched I had my annual physical this week and my doctor was audibly reluctant about my Covid "booster" seeing as the original shot "might have" given me afib. I advise honesty; though many of them may be reluctant to acknowledge it for a number of reasons they can't plead ignorance of the situation if you bring it up. First, do no harm. Posted by: Auspex at February 14, 2025 08:48 PM (j4U/Z) 240
Do you have access to the vaccine vault? My understanding is it has to be kept cold to keep the agent alive. Maybe take a vial or two out and let em warm up for 30-60 minutes, then put them back..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 14, 2025 08:42 PM (bA75n) That’s not going to help will all adverse events. In fact, it might make some worse.. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 14, 2025 08:48 PM (Cw7Lx) 241
181 There is a *nasty* something (nobody seems to know exactly what, but supposedly not flu and not coof) going around Central Texas that's laying people out for 5 days or more.
Mr. TiFW had that. I don't know if it was the chemo/immune boosting drugs or me front loading heavily on Mucinex DM, but I didn't have a bad case at all - none of the coughing anyway! I was taking something different from a steroid for the immune booster - wonder if that might have had something to do with that? Took Olanzaprine. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 14, 2025 08:48 PM (SRRAx) 242
Now he’s done it! Vance has angered Hot Lips Houlahan!
You mock but it's theoretically possible that person is female. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 14, 2025 08:48 PM (ExV1e) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2025 08:49 PM (dxSpM) 244
234*presents Duncanthrax with invitation to take a one-way trip to hell*
Is a round trip possible? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2025 08:46 PM (63Dwl) I’m mostly looking for 2 tickets to paradise. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 14, 2025 08:49 PM (khPC6) Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 14, 2025 08:49 PM (mH6SG) 246
He also spent time scoffing at the idea that Romania’s election was possibly compromised, with not a whiff of a mention of the violence of January 6 or the attempt to annul our own election of 2020. And, not a word about Ukraine or Russia.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 14, 2025 08:46 PM (L/fGl) Trump or one of his team said that Biden was the force behind the elections in Romania being cancelled. Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 08:49 PM (n7h9X) 247
I'm looking forward to Eugyppius' Substack on Vance's Munich speech. The Kraut idiots are pissed off. The Defense Minister was pissed off in some speech. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 14, 2025 08:49 PM (w6EFb) 248
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 14, 2025 08:42 PM (khPC6)
That's how they got my brother, Tom. He had a malignant tumor removed from his intestine back in 2015, or thereabouts. He became a regular Jack LaLaine after that. I never took offense to his remonstration over my stance on the vax, and we never discussed it after the initial mutation passed. He never got any of the boosters, which I took as a kind of affirmation.. Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 14, 2025 08:51 PM (bA75n) Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 14, 2025 08:51 PM (klJTj) 250
I had a close family friend who had been a 5 year survivor of breast cancer, in complete remission. But being freaked out about health, she got the vaxx and the booster and told all her friends they should, too. Suddenly her breast cancer, in remission for 5 years, went into hyper overdrive, virtually exploded, and she was dead from it within 5 months. I don’t blame her, she was desperate to be healthy. She believed her doctors, but they lied to her. And they killed her.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 14, 2025 08:42 PM (khPC6) Anecdotal crackpot conspiracy theory nonsense. Your experience is invalid because it doesn't follow SCIENCE™. VAERS is fiction. Believe in SCIENCE™ not facts, deduction, reason, logic, or your lying eyes. Posted by: Things I learned here, oddly enough at February 14, 2025 08:51 PM (xSL+/) 251
Mr. TiFW had that. I don't know if it was the chemo/immune boosting drugs or me front loading heavily on Mucinex DM, but I didn't have a bad case at all - none of the coughing anyway!
I keep around cinnamon hard candy to suppress those nagging coughs. They used to gain strength fast if I got any small fever. Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 08:52 PM (n7h9X) 252
I mean...name recognition and all, but damn...she's awful and Democrats just want more of her. ——— Emhoff’s Beard isn’t fine wine. She won’t age well. A year from now she will smell very different. But maybe Californians like hydrogen sulfide. Posted by: electronic means The Dims are bound and determined that they, and they alone, will claim these "historic firsts" on the "historic firsts' bingo card": first female President, first President of Indian descent, first female black President, and first female President of Indian descent. That's a quad right there! And even the East German judge would score her as 10.0 across all categories. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at February 14, 2025 08:52 PM (xG4kz) 253
dating apps these days are how most pair up.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 08:47 PM (n7h9X) Maybe. I suspect that a lot of people meet up the old fashioned way and it just isn't reported. TPTB want there to be distrust and resentment between the sexes because they want to get rid of a large portion of the population. Getting women to sleep around until they're too old for kids is part of that effort. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 14, 2025 08:52 PM (ExV1e) 254
Libs of TikTok
Feb 14, 2025 @libsoftiktok JUST IN: Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt says his Dept of Mental Health sent out a memo banning pronouns in email signatures and FIVE employees resigned on the spot. Bye Bye - Dept of Mental Health, huh? Well, that's not crazy at all! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 14, 2025 08:53 PM (L/fGl) 255
JUST IN: Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt says his Dept of Mental Health sent out a memo banning pronouns in email signatures and FIVE employees resigned on the spot.
Bye Bye Well...bye. Posted by: Curly Bill, balls intact at February 14, 2025 08:53 PM (xSL+/) 256
Which way is the betting going on whether the Ukrainians flew a drone into the Chernobyl reactor themselves, rather than Russia.
I mean, Russia got missiles. Posted by: From about That Time at February 14, 2025 08:53 PM (n4GiU) 257
Charismatic Voice is doing Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclipse of the Heart.
Easily the weirdest video of the 80s. Laser ninjas! Swimmers! Football players! Doves! Businessmen. Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 14, 2025 08:54 PM (2sg1c) 258
Nurse, can you get a religious/conscience exemption from being required to give the shots?
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at February 14, 2025 08:54 PM (Sf2cq) 259
Blutarski may his memory be a blessing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 14, 2025 08:55 PM (RIvkX) 260
Which way is the betting going on whether the Ukrainians flew a drone into the Chernobyl reactor themselves, rather than Russia.
I mean, Russia got missiles. Posted by: From about That Time at February 14, 2025 08:53 PM (n4GiU) They've flown them into all the others, so why not? Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 08:55 PM (n7h9X) 261
“241 181 There is a *nasty* something (nobody seems to know exactly what, but supposedly not flu and not coof) going around Central Texas that's laying people out for 5 days or more.”
About the sickest I’ve ever been was in FW a few years ago, and after I recovered I self diagnosed it as Dengue Fever. (At one point I went to an emergency room and almost died from a nurse who completely misdiagnosed me and gave me an injection that almost stopped my heart) So I wondered, how could I have gotten that? And I found out that there was an epidemic of it in Guatamala and Honduras at the time, and a couple of days before coming down with it, I ate at a Mexican restaurant that I’m sure was using Guatemalan immigrants in their kitchen. Well I never ate there again. (La Playa Maya, I think) Posted by: Tom Servo at February 14, 2025 08:56 PM (khPC6) 262
I’m mostly looking for 2 tickets to paradise.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 14, 2025 08:49 PM You know you can see paradise by the dashboard light, right? Posted by: zombie Michael Lee Aday at February 14, 2025 08:56 PM (a3Q+t) 263
The Dims are bound and determined that they, and they alone, will claim these "historic firsts" on the "historic firsts' bingo card": first female President, first President of Indian descent, first female black President, and first female President of Indian descent.
We should pass a Constitutional amendment that the Dems can pick one representative of every "oppressed" group and they can each be sworn in as President in sequence. They're permitted to serve for 5 minutes, they can take no action during their time "in office", and they may never moan about anything every again. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 14, 2025 08:56 PM (ExV1e) 264
Maybe. I suspect that a lot of people meet up the old fashioned way and it just isn't reported. TPTB want there to be distrust and resentment between the sexes because they want to get rid of a large portion of the population. Getting women to sleep around until they're too old for kids is part of that effort.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 14, 2025 08:52 PM (ExV1e) I think the party about deliberate division is somewhat true, but also that there's a lot of cope in there. Things have changed, badly, it's not just that a podcast or two happen to highlight it. Posted by: My free opinion, worth what you paid at February 14, 2025 08:56 PM (xSL+/) 265
Not required. Parental choice. I've stabbed thousands of babies for TDaP, HIB, polio, MMR, varicella, etc. I've even given kids flu shots (which I think is stupid). But we still don't know what the long term effects of the Covid vaccines are. Especially multiple injections. I fear for the kids. Here in Seattle we also are BIG proponents of gender identity treatment and hormone therapy. Fuck. This is why I work in physiatry. Backs. Necks. Shoulders, hips and knees. Posted by: nurse ratched ============= Groooaannn. I don't know what to tell you. Parents get to inflict all manner of bad decisions on their kids. It's a bitch when you have to implement them. I say call in sick. They'll still get vaxxed, but at least your conscience will be clean. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 14, 2025 08:57 PM (T3es0) 266
Scroll back through Eugyppius' substack. He's got some good tutorials there on Kraut politics if interested. The "traffic light coalition" (red, yellow, green colors) has collapsed. It looked like that "cordon sanitaire" against the AfD (they're so awful to the elites they are like a disease that must be quarantined) was falling, but Merkel came out and made some impassioned plea about fascism which killed that. Egyppius says it looks like they may not be able to form a government at all after the election, so many bridges the elites are burning. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 14, 2025 08:57 PM (w6EFb) 267
Top Cat has a lot of buddies just like on TV.
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 14, 2025 08:57 PM (w4nzS) 268
dating apps these days are how most pair up.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 08:47 PM (n7h9X) Maybe. I suspect that a lot of people meet up the old fashioned way and it just isn't reported. TPTB want there to be distrust and resentment between the sexes because they want to get rid of a large portion of the population. Getting women to sleep around until they're too old for kids is part of that effort. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 14, 2025 08:52 PM (ExV1e) There are government studies on all of this out there, and groups that follow them. Projections are 30 percent of women will not have children or be married by the 2030s Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 08:58 PM (n7h9X) 269
But I don't think Merz would do it.
Every party has made clear the won't join AfD in a coalition and I don't see any away for a right/center-right coalition to form without them. Merz will be forced to join with either the SPD or the Greens. The same position they've been in since Merkel's last tenure - a coalition of center-right and center-left that can't get anything done. If AfD wins more seats than CDU that would change things considerably. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 14, 2025 08:45 PM (6ydKt) Merz won't do it. At a minimum, there would be massive protests nationwide, the media would be apoplectic, and there would be massive defections from the CDU, maybe enough to cost them any chance of a majority. And I wouldn't put it past the establishment to finally pull a coup and ban the AfD in that case. The AfD surpassing the CDU in votes would be interesting, and cause a massive freakout, but it won't change the electoral math. It's a CDU-SPD-Greens coalition or nothing. Or *and* nothing, because there's no way it will hold together indefinitely. Posted by: Dr. T at February 14, 2025 08:58 PM (lHPJf) 270
If you make a chart of Musk's conquests over the years hotness vs time, it's been constantly increasing and he's pretty much pegged the needle now.
At this rate, society will have to start devoting considerable wealth and energy just towards developing the staggering level of hot/sexy young mothers required for Elon's future children. I don't even know if humanity has developed the requisite level of hotness needed. I mean, there's no Moore's law for hotness. We probably need to, right now, start some sort of hot/sexy Manhattan Project and devote 10-15 % of worldwide GDP just to keep up. Posted by: banana Dream at February 14, 2025 08:58 PM (Y6IkP) 271
The stats of every dating app says that women swipe right on only 5-10 percent of men.. That's just to talk to them. Men swipe right on nearly half.
Posted by: Oldcat I believe age of the parties are a factor here. I rejoined the dating pool at 51 after being widowed and joined a faith-based dating app. The available women far outnumbered the men in my age group. So much so that many times, the woman would make the initial contact on the app. Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2025 08:58 PM (WXNFJ) 272
Looking at that photo up top the past was quite a separate country wasn't it? The scrubs at the hospitals now are a lot more practical but...doesn't scream "I'll nurse you back to health" the way the old uniforms did
Posted by: 18-1 at February 14, 2025 08:58 PM (t0Rmr) 273
Which way is the betting going on whether the Ukrainians flew a drone into the Chernobyl reactor themselves, rather than Russia.
I mean, Russia got missiles. Posted by: From about That Time at February 14, 2025 08:53 PM (n4GiU) Let's see. On the one hand, Russia is winning, the US has said "we're out", the EU is a paper kumquat, and Ukraine has basically killed off most of its young men. On the other hand, Ukraine is desperate. Which side seems most likely? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 14, 2025 08:58 PM (ExV1e) 274
"I saw the attack, it was intentional. And she was frequently being hard fouled the entire season, it just kept getting worse."
I could say exactly the same thing about pro wrestling. Intention and intensity are at the heart of the ploy. Posted by: gp Feels So Smoochie at February 14, 2025 08:58 PM (PZreb) 275
*presents Duncanthrax with invitation to take a one-way trip to hell*
=== Is a round trip possible? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2025 08:46 PM Jesus made a 3-day round-trip excursion. Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 14, 2025 08:59 PM (a3Q+t) 276
Anyway, I wouldn’t vaccinate kids with the covid shot. For a few reasons:
- they don’t need it, they have excellent immune systems and novel viruses like covid tend roll off of them. They need to build up their immunity and natural immunity is best. - all covid vaccines marketed in the U.S. use embryonic cells as part of the process, whether to develop or grow them. This is true of several vaccines. I’m Catholic and can’t accept abortion byproducts as moral, even if the Church says it is ok. - I’ve known people in their 30s who have suffered horrible adverse events. - we don’t know the long-term risks, although they’re probably not too bad. Most of the damage seems short-term. Kids don’t seem to be developing cancers, the way some adults seem to be. Blood clots are a bigger risk for the young. I wouldn’t do it. I’m unvaxxed. I was willing to go to prison or die to maintain my unvaxxed status. That’s easy for me to say, though. Nobody tried to force me. And I was half-considering it in 2021 until I learned about the human embryonic cells thing. Best of luck. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 14, 2025 09:00 PM (Cw7Lx) 277
but Merkel came out and made some impassioned plea about fascism which killed that.
I mean you can't argue that she isn't an expert on fascism. But one would wish that made her less popular among Germans. Posted by: 18-1 at February 14, 2025 09:00 PM (t0Rmr) 278
I grew up in the days of the wall crank phone. We didn't have one, but my grandfather did. Had to maintain your line, had to have an operator somewhere to plug the jack to the correct person. Better than tomato cans and string, I guess. We got what I call a real phone somewhere in the 50's. Party line with a family with 5 kids. What a joke. I hate phones. My wife retired from the phone company after 30 years. We still have a land line. She gets some kind of a deal.
Posted by: Ronster at February 14, 2025 09:01 PM (rc8qS) 279
Jesus made a 3-day round-trip excursion.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 14, 2025 08:59 PM (a3Q+t) Wonder if He hit rush hour traffic. Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 14, 2025 09:01 PM (2sg1c) 280
258 Nurse, can you get a religious/conscience exemption from being required to give the shots?
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump Not likely. I've worked my way around having to submit referrals for abortions and calling in the "abortion pill." I'll figure it out. I appreciate the support from y'all. I will do my best to maintain my morals and keep my job. Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2025 09:01 PM (vBziE) 281
Anecdotal crackpot conspiracy theory nonsense.
- Mrs. Wrecks told me Trump will deprive women of the right to vote but I've already voted for him as hard as I can! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 14, 2025 09:01 PM (L/fGl) 282
Nurse, a few points on your dilemma:
1. Info on adverse reactions has been out for quite some time. Parents either believe it or they don’t. You’re not going to change that. 2. I’m assuming it’s the pediatrician who orders up the shot. If you refuse, you’ll be fired. 3. Right after you leave, another nurse will come in and administer the shot anyway. Maybe say a silent prayer for the child as you give him/her the shot. Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 14, 2025 09:02 PM (u73oe) 283
The stats of every dating app says that women swipe right on only 5-10 percent of men.. That's just to talk to them. Men swipe right on nearly half.
Posted by: Oldcat I see Bumble dropped their role that women had to message men first. The reason? The women on the site said messaging first was too much work. Posted by: 18-1 at February 14, 2025 09:02 PM (t0Rmr) 284
In Get Shorty, Ray Barboni beats someone up with a landline phone.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 14, 2025 09:02 PM (lhenN) 285
283 The stats of every dating app says that women swipe right on only 5-10 percent of men.. That's just to talk to them. Men swipe right on nearly half. Posted by: Oldcat I see Bumble dropped their role that women had to message men first. The reason? The women on the site said messaging first was too much work. Posted by: 18-1 at February 14, 2025 09:02 PM (t0Rmr Online dating is the seventh level of hell. Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 14, 2025 09:03 PM (2sg1c) 286
Every decision is personal. And every decision costs in one way or another.
Nobody gets to choose for you. It's always your decision. That's what life is all about, Charlie Brown. Posted by: JackStraw at February 14, 2025 09:03 PM (LkLld) 287
There is a *nasty* something (nobody seems to know exactly what, but supposedly not flu and not coof) going around Central Texas that's laying people out for 5 days or more.” /i]
I'm still fighting a pretty terrible flu, but I'm nowhere near TX... Posted by: 18-1 at February 14, 2025 09:03 PM (t0Rmr) 288
>>>This cat will not vacate the dog bed no matter what the poor dog does to evict him.
I think I understand the source of confusion. That is not a dog bed; it's a cat bed. --The Poor Cat Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 14, 2025 09:04 PM (klJTj) 289
The stats of every dating app says that women swipe right on only 5-10 percent of men.. That's just to talk to them. Men swipe right on nearly half.
Posted by: Oldcat I believe age of the parties are a factor here. I rejoined the dating pool at 51 after being widowed and joined a faith-based dating app. The available women far outnumbered the men in my age group. So much so that many times, the woman would make the initial contact on the app. Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2025 08:58 PM (WXNFJ) A woman took over her brother's social media a few years back to help him out, assuming he was shy. Within a month she was in tears at how bad she was treated on the apps. No matches, flaking out, the works. About 10 years ago a feminst pretended to be a man and infiltrated a bowling group for a study. She was amazed how good they were and how bad her attempts at dating went. She finally told the guys and they took it well. Some years later she killed herself. Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 09:04 PM (n7h9X) 290
JUST IN: Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt says his Dept of Mental Health sent out a memo banning pronouns in email signatures and FIVE employees resigned on the spot.
Bye Bye -- I'm picturing Mike Myers as Wayne saying "Excellent!". Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2025 09:04 PM (WXNFJ) 291
When they banned Ivermectin totally while using it themselves and for the elite, I was off the train.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 08:37 PM (n7h9X) 208 I'm not an anti-vaxer but I am certain that this MRNA crap is poison. Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 14, 2025 08:37 PM (mH6SG) ^^^Both of these I studied science back in the Stone Age, when Maggie Bains drilled down to the most basic of fundamentals. I have forever been grateful for that dear lady 😊❤ Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 14, 2025 09:04 PM (SRRAx) 292
Wonder if He hit rush hour traffic.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 14, 2025 09:01 PM I'd bet He had a HeavenPass, and could use the Diamond or Express Lane. Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 14, 2025 09:04 PM (a3Q+t) 293
One thing to keep in mind, Nurse -- Covid shot season was a couple of months ago, so maybe you won't be presented with that quandary.
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at February 14, 2025 09:05 PM (Sf2cq) 294
I think the party about deliberate division is somewhat true, but also that there's a lot of cope in there. Things have changed, badly, it's not just that a podcast or two happen to highlight it.
I've been married going on 29 years so I don't know what I'd have to cope about. Things have changed... very badly. OF, the sneering dismissal of normal men, the yazzz... slay kween bullshit. But I don't think it's as bad as people believe. The thing is, these podcasts make money talking about. And talking about amplifies the perception of, if not the reality. In short, it's all a big ghey op and we're caught up in it. It's bad... and getting worse but I don't think it's AS BAD as people believe it to be. The question then becomes how much does it become a self-fulfilling prophecy. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 14, 2025 09:05 PM (ExV1e) 295
Don't let door hit you on way out, that dedicated to mental illness bye bye
Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2025 09:05 PM (fwDg9) 296
Online dating is the seventh level of hell. The last time I did it I wrote a script to just auto-message all the women in my area/age range with something bland like, "Hey I was intrigued by your profile would you like to chat?" It worked pretty well - I didn't have to worry about putting effort into messaging zombie accounts or women that had no interest in me. Posted by: 18-1 at February 14, 2025 09:05 PM (t0Rmr) 297
Musk is basically a techno-genghis khan. A thousand years from now genetic researchers will determine that 99% of the population will have some significant percentage of Musk dna.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 14, 2025 09:05 PM (Y6IkP) 298
Which way is the betting going on whether the Ukrainians flew a drone into the Chernobyl reactor themselves, rather than Russia.
I mean, Russia got missiles. Posted by: From about That Time at February 14, 2025 08:53 PM (n4GiU) Russia has had control of the Chernobyl NPP since early 2022. Why would they attack their own positions? Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 14, 2025 09:06 PM (Cw7Lx) 299
In "Get Shorty", Ray Barboni beats someone up with a landline phone. Posted by: BourbonChicken Harry Zinn Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at February 14, 2025 09:06 PM (xG4kz) 300
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Online dating is the seventh level of hell. The last time I did it I wrote a script to just auto-message all the women in my area/age range with something bland like, "Hey I was intrigued by your profile would you like to chat?" It worked pretty well - I didn't have to worry about putting effort into messaging zombie accounts or women that had no interest in me. Posted by: 18-1 at February 14, 2025 09:05 PM (t0Rmr) There you go. Get your AI bot to talk to their AI bot. They meet, fall in love and shack up in the guy's parents server. Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 14, 2025 09:06 PM (2sg1c) 301
Maybe say a silent prayer for the child as you give him/her the shot.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 14, 2025 09:02 PM (u73oe) My science says (not joking) that that might be the most effective thing you can do for the children and their parents. God has been putting his mark on the world more and more openly of late. Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 09:06 PM (n7h9X) 302
If I’ve learned anything it is that each persons immune system responds differently to various interventions. So the base ingredients to gaining a healthy immune system are relatively the same in terms of regular exercise, plenty of filtered water, organic fruits/vegetables (read no pesticides or chemical fertilizers), very lean meats (again no pesticides, etc.). You should also completely cut out any processed or highly processed foods. Supplements should track to your blood screens and be used to help boost certain numbers (when you can’t eat enough fresh foods to get those vitamins or minerals). Also, sorry to say but NO alcohol. It takes a lot of experimenting to get yourself on the right track, but once you get into a routine and you stay in remission, you shouldn’t change. That means your body is accomplishing the mission. Drastic left turns like adding vaccines or any other intervention that affects your immune system in some way are almost always no bueno. YMMV
Posted by: Marcus at February 14, 2025 09:07 PM (CYUsh) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 14, 2025 09:07 PM (L/fGl) 304
About 10 years ago a feminst pretended to be a man and infiltrated a bowling group for a study. She was amazed how good they were and how bad her attempts at dating went. She finally told the guys and they took it well. Some years later she killed herself.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 09:04 PM (n7h9X) Dudes in anything like games, comics, bowling are usually both insular and friendly. Part of the thing that might scare gals off is two guys at 250 yelling at each other over whether Rhodey was a good replacement for Tony in the Iron Man comics while Tony was getting drunk being a hobo on the streets of NYC. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 14, 2025 09:08 PM (asqxo) 305
Watching Fox - the clip of that sad group singing union songs about Doge is about the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 14, 2025 09:09 PM (khPC6) 306
Maybe say a silent prayer for the child as you give him/her the shot.
Posted by: Duke Lowell This is positive and effective. Thank you, Duke. Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2025 09:09 PM (vBziE) 307
144 ... and we did a bunch of fun Instagram posts. I hope you had a good day!
Posted by: Piper at February 14, 2025 07:42 PM (pRpzT) Piper, what's the studio instagram handle? Posted by: browndog barfs on @pbeasternshore Posted by: Piper at February 14, 2025 09:10 PM (p4NUW) 308
Chrissy, we hardly knew ye.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 14, 2025 09:10 PM (mH6SG) 309
Russia has had control of the Chernobyl NPP since early 2022. Why would they attack their own positions?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 14, 2025 09:06 PM (Cw7Lx) Anti missile systems send out missiles, 2 for every one they try and hit. If Ukraine has any left in Kiev firing, and they probably have a few, one that missed could have hit there. There was a case where one flew into Poland some years back. Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 09:10 PM (n7h9X) 310
Russia has had control of the Chernobyl NPP since early 2022. Why would they attack their own positions?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 14, 2025 09:06 PM (Cw7Lx) I've been reliably informed that the Russians are a mindless slavering horde of communist zombies under the thrall of the evil Puuuuuuutin. Who knows what that sort will do. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 14, 2025 09:11 PM (ExV1e) 311
There was a case where one flew into Poland some years back.
The FNM tried very, very hard to use that to claim Russia was firing missiles into Poland and therefore the US had to enter the war to "protect" them since they are part of NATO Posted by: 18-1 at February 14, 2025 09:12 PM (t0Rmr) 312
257 Charismatic Voice is doing Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclipse of the Heart.
Easily the weirdest video of the 80s. Laser ninjas! Swimmers! Football players! Doves! Businessmen. Posted by: AlaBAMA Didn't it also have a creepy childrens choir with glowing eyes. Very Village of the Damned. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 14, 2025 09:12 PM (wBh67) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 14, 2025 09:12 PM (L/fGl) 314
How was there any question that the election was tampered with in Romania. They literally used that pretext in order to set aside the results.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 14, 2025 09:12 PM (asqxo) 315
I can't believe companies are still forcing Fake Vax shots
Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2025 09:12 PM (fwDg9) Posted by: SFGoth at February 14, 2025 09:13 PM (KAi1n) 317
Watching Fox - the clip of that sad group singing union songs about Doge is about the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen. Posted by: Tom Servo Which side makes you yawn? Which side makes you yawn? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at February 14, 2025 09:13 PM (xG4kz) 318
lol -,CNN has John Dean of all people whining about charges against Mayor Adams being targeted.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 14, 2025 09:13 PM (khPC6) 319
Looking at that photo up top the past was quite a separate country wasn't it? The scrubs at the hospitals now are a lot more practical but...doesn't scream "I'll nurse you back to health" the way the old uniforms did
Posted by: 18-1 at February 14, 2025 08:58 PM (t0Rmr) According to the most likely theory, she was a dental hygienist. Might explain why so many men had cavities in the past.. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 14, 2025 09:13 PM (Cw7Lx) 320
Some years later she killed herself.
Posted by: Oldcat Penis envy. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 14, 2025 09:12 PM (L/fGl) Nah. I watched the documentary on her. She had emotional issues beforehand but the experience really fucked her up. It was pretty sad. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 14, 2025 09:15 PM (ExV1e) 321
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That’s not going to help will all adverse events. In fact, it might make some worse.. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 14, 2025 08:48 PM (Cw7Lx) Ok, Plan B: Put a few vials of sugar water next to the ones with the Clot Shot. Plan C: Go full compliance with the informed consent, i.e., "I'm required to tell you that this vaccine may cause .." and provide the litany of side-effects and deaths attributed to the vax. Followed by: "I have to ask, Does your child participate in a sport?" Then go into the instances of young athletes suffering from blackouts during competition. If you can work a funeral dirge into the background on your iPhone, you should... Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 14, 2025 09:15 PM (bA75n) 322
Watching Fox - the clip of that sad group singing union songs about Doge is about the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen. Posted by: Tom Servo Which side makes you yawn? Which side makes you yawn? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! They say that in the union The chicks are mighty fine But that one there is really a dude And this one's ass is mine Which side makes you yawn? Which side makes you yawn? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at February 14, 2025 09:15 PM (xG4kz) 323
@289 oldcat, her name was Norah Vincent. She thought transgenders were full of crap . Took a lot of guff and got depressed. Died by assisted suicide.v
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 14, 2025 09:15 PM (KXtU1) 324
Norah Vincent
Posted by: SFGoth at February 14, 2025 09:15 PM (KAi1n) 325
Here's a Eugyppius piece from Nov 2 on the Traffic Light: https://tinyurl.com/27nt6men It contains gems like this: "Green is naturally for the Greens. The Greens are not a decaying corpse party like the SPD; instead, they represent the worldview of German elites. This is another way of saying that they are totally crazy. " Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 14, 2025 09:16 PM (w6EFb) 326
Nah. I watched the documentary on her. She had emotional issues beforehand but the experience really fucked her up. It was pretty sad.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 14, 2025 09:15 PM (ExV1e) Yeah, but you'd think from what Oldcat said she'd have found the experience positive. I'll never understand women. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 14, 2025 09:16 PM (asqxo) 327
I always lurk here and I love the Cafe! Thanks Ace...it always warms the cockles of my heart💕!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 14, 2025 09:16 PM (Oapdw) 328
I see the zombies line up to get the clot shot at my local pharmacy and I just can't understand how people can be so dense and flippant about their own health.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 14, 2025 09:16 PM (t0Rmr) 329
>> Parents get to inflict all manner of bad decisions on their kids.
Sure, but “legal” and “allowed by society” are not the same as “moral”.. Some states allow parents to trans their kids. Some states ban parents from stopping the transing of their kids. I’m not saying the covid shot is that bad, but I don’t think you can file everything under parental choice.. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 14, 2025 09:17 PM (Cw7Lx) 330
315 I can't believe companies are still forcing Fake Vax shots
Posted by: Skip A child relative of JD Vance was denied a heart transplant because they hadn't been vaccinated for Covid. Last week. Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2025 09:17 PM (U6vhD) 331
You're just picking a fight with half this place.
I quit talking about diet/health. Nobody knows anything - including me. Learn the best you can. Try to find something that works for you. Be happy. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 14, 2025 09:17 PM (ExV1e) 332
Both my kids, early and mid thirties now, used dating apps exclusively when in looking mode.
Posted by: From about That Time at February 14, 2025 09:18 PM (n4GiU) 333
Didn't it also have a creepy childrens choir with glowing eyes. Very Village of the Damned.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 14, 2025 09:12 PM (wBh67 Oh yes. It's weird and kinda pedo like. Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 14, 2025 09:18 PM (2sg1c) 334
Love that farmer boy. And the baby reflexes.
Posted by: Vivi at February 14, 2025 09:19 PM (UnP+H) 335
Yeah, but you'd think from what Oldcat said she'd have found the experience positive. I'll never understand women.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 14, 2025 09:16 PM (asqxo) The men weren't the problem, it was her empathy for their situation that added a burden she didn't shake. Maybe if she had stayed in the group with them she could have gone on. Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 09:19 PM (n7h9X) 336
Hi COMM!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2025 09:19 PM (U6vhD) 337
Nah. I watched the documentary on her. She had emotional issues beforehand but the experience really fucked her up. It was pretty sad.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 14, 2025 09:15 PM (ExV1e) Yeah, but you'd think from what Oldcat said she'd have found the experience positive. I'll never understand women. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 14, 2025 09:16 PM (asqxo) The thing is that you can't swoop in as an adult and become a man. You have to be a boy and find out how fucked up the rules are are guys. You can swap the sexes in that statement and still be correct. Different problems and neither side understands the other. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 14, 2025 09:20 PM (ExV1e) 338
>>I have to work in pediatrics next week (my surgeon is out of office, so I'm an extra hand). I am terrified I'll have to give Covid shots to kids. I have a moral problem with that. I cannot afford to be fired for insubordination.
>>Thoughts? If one of those kids was your kid what would you do? You know the answer. Posted by: JackStraw at February 14, 2025 09:20 PM (LkLld) 339
The men weren't the problem, it was her empathy for their situation that added a burden she didn't shake. Maybe if she had stayed in the group with them she could have gone on.
I get a sense that she didn't fit the political lesbian profile she was supposed to adopt and therefore had a lot of strife with her inner circle. Posted by: 18-1 at February 14, 2025 09:20 PM (t0Rmr) 340
I see the zombies line up to get the clot shot at my local pharmacy and I just can't understand how people can be so dense and flippant about their own health.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 14, 2025 09:16 PM (t0Rmr) They trust the system. I see fat people every day, lots of them, buying junk food. And that’s killed far more people than the covid shot. I see people smoking cigarettes, or drinking to drunkenness every night.. same thing: worse than the shot, but it’s their choice. Kids are a hard one, though, because it’s not their choice. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 14, 2025 09:20 PM (Cw7Lx) 341
Both my kids, early and mid thirties now, used dating apps exclusively when in looking mode.
Posted by: From about That Time at February 14, 2025 09:18 PM I'm at the should just paddle out to an ice floe strip down to my underwear lie down and wait stage. I detest what's become of things. I both weep and puke for this younger generation. Posted by: Hypothermia isn't too bad I hear at February 14, 2025 09:21 PM (xSL+/) 342
I can't believe companies are still forcing Fake Vax shots
Posted by: Skip A child relative of JD Vance was denied a heart transplant because they hadn't been vaccinated for Covid. Last week. Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2025 09:17 PM (U6vhD) sounds like a time to use a little of that clout for a good cause. Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 09:22 PM (n7h9X) 343
The hospital I volunteer at requires both the clot shot and a flu shot.
I dumped a boatload of documentation into their Legal & Compliance office and was then granted a religious exemption. The only compartments now off limits for me are the ORs. Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2025 09:23 PM (WXNFJ) 344
I see fat people every day, lots of them, buying junk food. And that’s killed far more people than the covid shot.
I see people smoking cigarettes, or drinking to drunkenness every night.. same thing: worse than the shot, but it’s their choice. I can understand killing yourself for your vices. I think many people struggle with that one. But killing yourself because you can't take 15 minutes to look into why you got COVID after you were promised the first two shots would make you immune and what that means for how safe and effective the clot shot booster you are getting actually is? Posted by: 18-1 at February 14, 2025 09:24 PM (t0Rmr) 345
>> Ok, Plan B: Put a few vials of sugar water next to the ones with the Clot Shot.
God I hope you mean “saline”. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 14, 2025 09:24 PM (Cw7Lx) 346
I get a sense that she didn't fit the political lesbian profile she was supposed to adopt and therefore had a lot of strife with her inner circle.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 14, 2025 09:20 PM (t0Rmr) There was another woman, Cassie Jaye - documentarian, who went and talked to a bunch of men's rights groups. I believe she made a documentary where she said that a lot of their concerns were legit. Got entirely disowned by the feminist left. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 14, 2025 09:24 PM (ExV1e) 347
When I had the colonoscopy a couple years ago, the male nurse doing the questions asked if I had been vaxxed. I said no ,and just stared at him with a smile. He said 'that is perfectly ok.'
On the other hand, they could have shit me up while I was under. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 14, 2025 09:25 PM (asqxo) 348
As cynical and jaded as I am, I still missed that the mean black girl assaults on Caitlyn Clark was just 'rasslin. Moron perspicacity. Give the WNBA credit, they weren't selling tickets before that shtick. Posted by: Auspex at February 14, 2025 09:25 PM (j4U/Z) 349
The FDA story is from The Peoples Voice via Slay News. How reliable is another story.
https://tinyurl.com/2s36kry6 Posted by: Hermann Fegelein at February 14, 2025 09:26 PM (89Sog) Posted by: Tom Servo at February 14, 2025 09:26 PM (khPC6) 351
On the other hand, they could have shit me up while I was under.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 14, 2025 09:25 PM (asqxo) That would defeat the purpose, no? Posted by: Drank all that prep for nothing at February 14, 2025 09:26 PM (xSL+/) 352
It's your call but let's pray it never comes down to that.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 14, 2025 08:26 PM (mH6SG) We can all work on that. It was my first thought, as well. One of mine didn't talk to me voluntarily for a year and a half after I asked her to look into not 'vaxxing' her teens. Posted by: sal at February 14, 2025 09:27 PM (f+FmA) 353
Shot. 'Shot'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 14, 2025 09:27 PM (asqxo) Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 14, 2025 09:27 PM (u82oZ) 355
I can understand killing yourself for your vices. I think many people struggle with that one.
But killing yourself because you can't take 15 minutes to look into why you got COVID after you were promised the first two shots would make you immune and what that means for how safe and effective the clot shot booster you are getting actually is? Posted by: 18-1 at February 14, 2025 09:24 PM (t0Rmr) All varying degrees of poor judgment and difficulty accepting some part of reality, perhaps? I don’t judge adults who get the shot for themselves, even if I think it’s bad. With kids: I guess we try to do the best by them and hope they can navigate life learning from our mistakes. But kids do not need an experimental shot for the sniffles, that’s for damn sure. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 14, 2025 09:27 PM (Cw7Lx) Posted by: Time for a new nick, gol durnitt! Certfied radical an kepchup on hot dog person. at February 14, 2025 09:27 PM (89Sog) 357
Roses are red Violets are blue My name is Mohammed And I KEEL YOU!!! Posted by: Tom Servo at February 14, 2025 09:26 PM (khPC6) In the MR, Madame Mayhem said that her husband had sent the following: Roses are red Chocolate is brown You're getting neither So calm the fuck down She found it amusing. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 14, 2025 09:28 PM (ExV1e) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 14, 2025 09:29 PM (L/fGl) 359
If one of those kids was your kid what would you do?
You know the answer. Posted by: JackStraw Not a fair comparison. My kids wouldn't have been there in the first place. When they were 13, they were given the option of getting the HPV shots. I talked with them (I also talked to docs I worked with and asked point blank if their boys had gotten the series), gave them as much information as I could and they made the decision themselves. Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2025 09:29 PM (IkM4W) 360
Valentines Day dinner.
I had the lamb chops with sweet potato puree and a blueberry basaltic reduction and Brussel sprouts. Best lamb I've ever eaten!!! Posted by: Diogenes at February 14, 2025 09:29 PM (W/lyH) 361
The BAd Cat on the Kraut situation: https://tinyurl.com/24mypucu He's got a video of Green Party honcho and vice-chancellor trying to christen a ship. Total fail. That's the German govt in a nutshell. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 14, 2025 09:29 PM (w6EFb) 362
But kids do not need an experimental shot for the sniffles, that’s for damn sure.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 14, 2025 09:27 PM (Cw7Lx) Meh, whatever. Kids are resilient. *waves hand dismissively* Posted by: Work out your anger issues on them too at February 14, 2025 09:29 PM (xSL+/) 363
Trump is denying federal funds to schools that require the shot.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 14, 2025 09:31 PM (lhenN) 364
I get a sense that she didn't fit the political lesbian profile she was supposed to adopt and therefore had a lot of strife with her inner circle.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 14, 2025 09:20 PM (t0Rmr) Well going by the stats, there's lots of strife in them without the unwelcome disclosures. Breakup rates in F-F pairs are almost double M-F pairs. Physical abuse rates also much higher. Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 09:31 PM (n7h9X) 365
Shot. 'Shot'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 14, 2025 09:27 PM (asqxo) Splash, over. Posted by: Diogenes at February 14, 2025 09:31 PM (W/lyH) 366
Get Shorty was a very fun movie. Great cast. I miss Dennis Farina. And God bless Gene Hackman. One of my favorites.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Friday Night at February 14, 2025 09:32 PM (bDNzX) 367
> 235 Now he’s done it! Vance has angered Hot Lips Houlahan!
Chrissy Houlahan @RepHoulahan Not as nearly hideous as most of today's Dem women, but I don't know if I'd go so far as "Hot Lips". Maybe a Seniors Cruise 5, at best. Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at February 14, 2025 09:33 PM (W5ArC) 368
Anti missile systems send out missiles, 2 for every one they try and hit. If Ukraine has any left in Kiev firing, and they probably have a few, one that missed could have hit there. There was a case where one flew into Poland some years back. Posted by: Oldcat Pardon the math...i'm probably gonna get it incorrect without resorting to reference. Two shots for each inbound hostile, use the statistical cummulative equation [ProbabilityOfKill+ (ProbabilityOfKill(1-ProbabilityOfKill)^nShots)] this probably ain't correct, but I'm not trucking my inebriated ass upstairs to my office to pull the reference. It's close-ish though. Posted by: BifBewalski at February 14, 2025 09:33 PM (MsrgL) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2025 09:33 PM (W5ArC) 370
Well going by the stats, there's lots of strife in them without the unwelcome disclosures. Breakup rates in F-F pairs are almost double M-F pairs. Physical abuse rates also much higher.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 14, 2025 09:31 PM (n7h9X) Because of the cis-het white male patriarchy. Posted by: Obvious, really at February 14, 2025 09:34 PM (xSL+/) 371
The best benefit-to-effort value, as far as improving health, is flossing.
But looking into the carts of fat people, every time you go to the grocery, might have it beat for #1. Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 14, 2025 09:35 PM (lhenN) 372
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Bill Burr Says Billionaires Should Be Put Down Like Rabid Dogs - Responsible contrary opinion will be put down like a rabid dog. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 14, 2025 09:35 PM (L/fGl) Posted by: browndog barfs on the carpert at February 14, 2025 09:35 PM (TTAGa) 374
BREAKING: Kristi Noem just fired more than 400 employees at the Department of Homeland Security.
I'm not a fan of the puppy killing, but I'm kinda glad someone who is willing to kill puppies is running that department. Know what I mean? Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 14, 2025 09:35 PM (9yUzE) 375
In the MR, Madame Mayhem said that her husband had sent the following:
Roses are red Chocolate is brown You're getting neither So calm the fuck down She found it amusing. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 14, 2025 09:28 PM (ExV1e) Sent that on to my wife, via text. She found it hilarious. She followed up that she was enrolled in the school of bitchcraft. She said she needs to work on her "smiling sweetly while tearing shit up." I miss her. Can't wait til she can join me in Idaho. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Friday Night at February 14, 2025 09:36 PM (bDNzX) 376
345 >> Ok, Plan B: Put a few vials of sugar water next to the ones with the Clot Shot.
God I hope you mean “saline”. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 14, 2025 09:24 PM (Cw7Lx) (discards empty sugar water syringe) Hmm? (Passes out) Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 14, 2025 09:36 PM (bA75n) 377
267 Top Cat has a lot of buddies just like on TV.
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! The indisputable leader of the gang. Posted by: Benny at February 14, 2025 09:36 PM (G5+As) 378
372 TMZ@TMZ
Bill Burr Says Billionaires Should Be Put Down Like Rabid Dogs - Responsible contrary opinion will be put down like a rabid dog. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 14, 2025 09:35 PM (L/fGl) He's gone full retard. Sad. Posted by: Used to be really funny at February 14, 2025 09:36 PM (xSL+/) 379
Burr is worth about $20M.
So how about we start with 20 millionaires ok Bill? No one deserves to have as much money as you have so...Carousel it is ok? Posted by: 18-1 at February 14, 2025 09:37 PM (t0Rmr) 380
I'm willing to guess that if all the Doughboys and GI's passed on could come to life and see the state of the German military they'd say "Mission accomplished." Posted by: Auspex at February 14, 2025 09:38 PM (j4U/Z) 381
The goal is to negate the hostile with enough cummulative shots to out balance the threat's hardness to kill probability. If the blue force can identify the threat class well enough with characterization of sensor returns, the they can tailor the response to the inbound threat appropriately without wastage of ammo.
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 14, 2025 09:38 PM (MsrgL) Posted by: Diogenes at February 14, 2025 09:38 PM (W/lyH) 383
The FDA story is from The Peoples Voice via Slay News. How reliable is another story.
https://tinyurl.com/2s36kry6 Posted by: Hermann Fegelein at February 14, 2025 09:26 PM (89Sog) Interesting. Seems credible. Results are not earth-shattering but add to the hypothesis that more DNA than intended is slipping through with the vaccines, and that this may be a source of adverse events. However, most of the fragments they found were small (less than 100 base pairs) and are considered to be safer.. This is all experimental. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 14, 2025 09:39 PM (Cw7Lx) Posted by: More poems! at February 14, 2025 09:39 PM (xSL+/) 385
>>Not a fair comparison.
Life isn't fair. And it sometimes costs a lot, trust me I know. But if that was your kid would you give the shot or not? I suspect you will do the right thing for you. Posted by: JackStraw at February 14, 2025 09:40 PM (LkLld) Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 14, 2025 09:40 PM (Oapdw) 387
Can't be a cream cake and run a department
Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2025 09:41 PM (fwDg9) 388
Bill Burr's ugly wife made him get rid of his dog. He loved that dog. Sad he got beat down that way, but his opinion is worthless.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 14, 2025 09:41 PM (lhenN) 389
Reflex of Babies is a disaster. Most of the parents are fat and they are raising their children to be fatties.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 14, 2025 09:42 PM (A3uq/) 390
Hiya nurse🤪!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 14, 2025 09:42 PM (Oapdw) Posted by: Even more poems! Romantic AF! at February 14, 2025 09:42 PM (xSL+/) 392
Speaking of questionable health choices, I've developed a bad habit.
Whipped cream straight from the can. Posted by: davidt at February 14, 2025 09:42 PM (i0F8b) 393
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372 TMZ@TMZ Bill Burr Says Billionaires Should Be Put Down Like Rabid Dogs - Responsible contrary opinion will be put down like a rabid dog. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 14, 2025 09:35 PM (L/fGl) Let’s start with Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, and George Soros. How ‘bout it, lefties? Posted by: Tom Servo at February 14, 2025 09:43 PM (khPC6) 394
I see fat people every day, lots of them, buying junk food. And that’s killed far more people than the covid shot.
I see people smoking cigarettes, or drinking to drunkenness every night.. same thing: worse than the shot, but it’s their choice. Well, maybe you can fix that by lecturing to the unrighteous? Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 14, 2025 09:43 PM (mH6SG) 395
Try to find something that works for you. Be happy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 14, 2025 09:17 PM Don't worry. Posted by: Bobby McFerrin at February 14, 2025 09:43 PM (a3Q+t) 396
Splash, out.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 14, 2025 09:43 PM (u73oe) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 14, 2025 09:44 PM (A3uq/) 398
They said that it wasn't experimental, and that was a lie.
Got asked casually, in a mixed group at my small company, and that is what I said. My boss said that he did what the "smart people" did, and got the vax. Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 14, 2025 09:44 PM (lhenN) 399
>>> Proof Musk is a fascist!
https://is.gd/KRTnLo Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 14, 2025 09:29 PM (L/fGl) He has shown he has a very great love and physical attachment to Jewish people. Posted by: banana Dream at February 14, 2025 09:45 PM (Y6IkP) 400
Life isn't fair. And it sometimes costs a lot, trust me I know.
But if that was your kid would you give the shot or not? I suspect you will do the right thing for you. Posted by: JackStraw Hopefully I'm stressed about nothing and they have me doing phone triage or urgent care. And no. My little boys would not have gotten Covid shots. Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2025 09:45 PM (nwZ1c) Posted by: Diogenes at February 14, 2025 09:45 PM (W/lyH) 402
Best lamb I've ever eaten!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 14, 2025 09:29 PM Can you hear its silence, Diogenes? Posted by: Hannibal Lector at February 14, 2025 09:46 PM (a3Q+t) Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hates this wi-fi at February 14, 2025 09:46 PM (bDNzX) 404
Well, I hope to eee y'all upstairs...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 14, 2025 09:47 PM (Oapdw) 405
This bear is out-of-control but a guy with balls of mithril...
and brains of mithril. Bear claws can cause some real damage. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 14, 2025 09:47 PM (ynpvh) 406
Evening, Ace, and cafe patrons.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2025 09:48 PM (8zz6B) 407
As far as I know, I am the only one in my circle of friends and family who has not gotten the clot shot.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hates this wi-fi at February 14, 2025 09:49 PM (bDNzX) 408
Right one hundred, drop one hundred. Fire for effect.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 14, 2025 09:50 PM (u73oe) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 14, 2025 09:50 PM (A3uq/) 410
Well, maybe you can fix that by lecturing to the unrighteous?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 14, 2025 09:43 PM (mH6SG) Doubtful. It wouldn’t have gotten me to quit smoking, but I wish it would have. Sometimes we have to learn by burning our hands on the stove. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 14, 2025 09:50 PM (Cw7Lx) 411
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Bill Burr Says Billionaires Should Be Put Down Like Rabid Dogs Great! Now, after all the Billionaires are dead, what then? Millionaires? Those with 6 digit annual salaries? Good luck Bill, when that braying mob you encouraged shows up at your doorstep. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 14, 2025 09:50 PM (wBh67) 412
Nurse: just OD them on morphine instead.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at February 14, 2025 09:50 PM (vZbEn) Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 14, 2025 09:50 PM (Oapdw) 414
As far as I can tell there is no reason for folks to tell the truth about their Covid vaccination status.
If you're asked, lie. The reporting and tracking programs suck. Plus, it's no one's goddamn business. Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2025 09:52 PM (nwZ1c) 415
Good luck Bill, when that braying mob you encouraged shows up at your doorstep.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 14, 2025 09:50 PM (wBh67) That's the good thing about Champagne Socialists... they don't survive the purges. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 14, 2025 09:53 PM (mWSu4) 416
Why did they make phones that dialed?
Haven't push buttons existed since electricity? Posted by: eleven at February 14, 2025 07:42 PM (fV+MH) Probably answered already, but dial phones sent current pulses down the line that corresponded with the number dialed. Mechanical counters at the exchange counted the pulses for each digits, and then shifted your call to the next registers to receive the following digit. Push buttons sent tones, and each digit had a unique tone. Telephones were digital before they went analog. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2025 09:53 PM (8zz6B) 417
Best lamb I've ever eaten!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 14, 2025 09:29 PM Can you hear its silence, Diogenes? Posted by: Hannibal Lector at February 14, 2025 09:46 PM (a3Q+t) *** Paired with a nice chianti. Posted by: Diogenes at February 14, 2025 09:54 PM (W/lyH) 418
All 13 Canadian Premiers (I think roughly equivalent to our governors) have apparently decided that Justin Bieber-Castrato is not acting in the interests of Canadians and are headed for DC to negotiate with President Trump as individuals.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2025 09:54 PM (W5ArC) 419
Dan da dan is an anime about a young man who gets his twig and berries abducted by aliens. A psychic girl falls for him and they quest to get his junk back. They don't show anything, fortunately, though that breaks a major rule of cinema.
I do not lie, I was full of suspense about whether he would succeed. Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 14, 2025 09:54 PM (lhenN) 420
>>Hopefully I'm stressed about nothing and they have me doing phone triage or urgent care.
>>And no. My little boys would not have gotten Covid shots. You knew the answer all along. Posted by: JackStraw at February 14, 2025 09:55 PM (LkLld) 421
All 13 Canadian Premiers (I think roughly equivalent to our governors) have apparently decided that Justin Bieber-Castrato is not acting in the interests of Canadians and are headed for DC to negotiate with President Trump as individuals.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2025 09:54 PM (W5ArC) ————- Seriously? Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 14, 2025 09:55 PM (u73oe) 422
This time for sure
Posted by: mindful webworker - expelliramus at February 14, 2025 09:57 PM (C7u2V) 423
> 421 All 13 Canadian Premiers (I think roughly equivalent to our governors) have apparently decided that Justin Bieber-Castrato is not acting in the interests of Canadians and are headed for DC to negotiate with President Trump as individuals.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2025 09:54 PM (W5ArC) ————- > Seriously? Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 14, 2025 09:55 PM (u73oe) Appears to be legit. https://tinyurl.com/yckxwwee Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2025 09:57 PM (W5ArC) 424
421 All 13 Canadian Premiers (I think roughly equivalent to our governors) have apparently decided that Justin Bieber-Castrato is not acting in the interests of Canadians and are headed for DC to negotiate with President Trump as individuals.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia ---- That's not going to make a statement back home. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 14, 2025 09:58 PM (A3uq/) 425
1 day ago · California Rep. Robert Garcia said the Democratic Party now needs to "bring actual weapons" in the "fight for democracy."
I see that your call to arms is not based on an actual threat to the REPUBLIC but more to the fact your party LOST BITCH! This is in fact a call to REAL insurrection against a duly elected party by a majority of Americans. Need this dude's home address... time to get real with these fucks. LOCK & LOAD! Posted by: Nightwatch at February 14, 2025 09:58 PM (25kuG) 426
Right one hundred, drop one hundred. Fire for effect.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 14, 2025 09:50 PM (u73oe) End of mission. Liberals destroyed. Record as target. Posted by: Diogenes at February 14, 2025 09:58 PM (W/lyH) 427
>>418 All 13 Canadian Premiers (I think roughly equivalent to our governors) have apparently decided that Justin Bieber-Castrato is not acting in the interests of Canadians and are headed for DC to negotiate with President Trump as individuals.
== Don't know if this is true, but I heard that Canada allows for inter-provincial tariffs. Like Ontario putting a tariff on stuff from Manitoba, that sort of thing. If that's the case, then I can see these Premiers being fed up. Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at February 14, 2025 09:59 PM (eb5mD) 428
> Don't know if this is true, but I heard that Canada allows for inter-provincial tariffs.
Yes, it's absolutely true. AOP, you still around? Want to give us the skinny on this? Of course the US Constitution strictly forbids tariffs or customs bullshit between the states. Yet another of the many, many wise decisions the Framers made. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 14, 2025 10:04 PM (W5ArC) 429
I e been seeing a commercial here recently about what a great pal Ontario is and ain’t it great to have such great friends right to the north. I guess the subtext is please don’t hurt us.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 14, 2025 10:05 PM (u73oe) 430
414 As far as I can tell there is no reason for folks to tell the truth about their Covid vaccination status.
If you're asked, lie. The reporting and tracking programs suck. Plus, it's no one's goddamn business. Posted by: nurse ratched at February 14, 2025 09:52 PM (nwZ1c) My understanding of HIPPA, which was acquired at the time of its passing, is that unless asked by a qualified medical professional under whom your care directly falls, the question is considered a felonious invasion of you privacy. It didn't stop my idiot boss from assigning his assistant to ask the question. I simply declined to answer and was therefore subject to weekly COVID tests for about six months. I got off cheap, as I didn't have to pay for the tests. I know a few folks that had to pay for them. $50 a pop... Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 14, 2025 10:06 PM (bA75n) 431
More information about the C19 shots: did you know that Pfizer was forced by a court order to release their internal clin trial data for their version of the Jab?
Pfizer wanted to wait for 75 years (cough, cough) but the judge said Hellnoway, you're going to release it within 10 months. New York Times best-selling author, Dr. Naomi Wolf, describes how being deplatformed for questioning the dangerous reactions from women after the mRNA vaccines inspired her to dive into the Pfizer trial documents that were only released by the FDA after action funded by ICAN, with a legal team led by Aaron Siri. Hear how she helped coordinate a team of 3,250 doctors and scientists to decode the medical documents and publish the terrifying findings in the new book, "The Pfizer Papers." #ICAN #NaomiWolf #ThePfizerPapers Posted by: Beverly at February 15, 2025 12:38 AM (Epeb0) Posted by: Beverly at February 15, 2025 12:40 AM (Epeb0) Processing 0.07, elapsed 0.0805 seconds. |
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