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Quick Hits
Now that Trump has actual allies in the government, he's much more eager to share the spotlight with them.
It's long been conventional wisdom that there is only one star of the Donald Trump Show and the only rule in his freewheeling political world is "don't upstage the boss." Yet the constant complaints that Musk is the shadow president or the unelected power behind the throne have not created a rift with Trump.In the sequel to his first term, Trump has been perfectly willing to share the spotlight. Musk is a unique case. The richest man in the world and recent convert to conservatism -- Musk is fond of posting videos of Milton Friedman, the Nobel laureate economist who was many a young conservative and libertarian's entry point to the free-market gospel -- was especially helpful to Trump in last year's presidential election. Musk and conservative activist Charlie Kirk were up against an experienced Democratic field operation and, based on the results in all seven battleground states, at least held their own.
But it isn't just Musk. Vice President JD Vance has kept up a brisk pace of interviews since taking office. At one point during the campaign, he made more than seven times as many such appearances as both members of the Democratic ticket combined. On the night they were elected, Trump singled out Vance to praise for his performance on cable networks Republicans generally deem hostile.
Trump's Cabinet is stocked with proven television communicators, from Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth to Attorney General Pam Bondi to newly confirmed Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard. When Gabbard was sworn in, Trump asked the group of reporters if they had any questions. As they shouted them out, Trump said, "You know what, I'd like to have Tulsi say a few words first, and then we could answer a couple of questions."
People have long said that Trump was particularly blessed to have the enemies that he did -- stupid, nasty, incompetent people that discredited themselves.
He's now almost as blessed in his allies. He's attracted/courted a seriously impressive team.
No, this isn't the right going crazy. This is the left going crazy.
Is spilling semen outside a woman's vagina a sin?Legislators in Ohio and Mississippi want to fine men up to around $10,000 if they're caught doing so.
A draft bill was released in Ohio this week, seeking to make ejaculation without the intent of conceiving a baby a felony offense.
Its advocates say the intent is to stir up public debate over reproductive rights and the interpretation -- and application -- of Biblical law.
If United States' governments are willing to use interpretations of theological law to regulate women, why not men?
Ohio State Representatives Anita Somani and Tristan Rader, the authors of the "Conception Begins at Erection Act," say it's a tongue-in-cheek means of highlighting the hypocrisy behind moves to regulate women's bodies.
"You don't get pregnant on your own," observes Representative Somani (Democrat for Dublin).
"If you're going to penalize someone for an unwanted pregnancy, why not penalize the person who is also responsible for the pregnancy?"
Gavin Newsom brought word salads to a historic mandate fight. He will veto a bill which would forbid California prisons and police from cooperating with ICE, while insisting he still supports the state "sanctuary" policies.
Gov. Gavin Newsom (D-CA) said he plans to veto a bill in California that would limit state prison officials' cooperation with Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers.Newsom said California's "sanctuary" law is the right course of action to balance the state building trust with immigrant communities while giving the federal government the room to deport undocumented criminals in prison, according to a Politico report. His action comes as Attorney General Pam Bondi said the Department of Justice was suing Illinois and New York for their sanctuary laws.
A Newsom spokesperson confirmed that he plans to reject Assembly Bill 15 if it passes. Newsom vetoed a similar bill last year.
Leftwing rag Vulture reports that people working on the new Marvel piece-of-crap knew they were making a piece of crap all along.
According to a technical crew member on Captain America: Brave New World who was present on set and has knowledge of the film's postproduction process, Disney is all too aware of its potential liabilities -- on the heels of disastrous test screenings last year that necessitated a lengthy 22 days of reshoots, the 11th-hour addition of a new supervillain played by Giancarlo Esposito, major sequences being cut, and the film's release date being punted from February last year. In particular, Harrison Ford's Red Hulk/Thaddeus "Thunderbolt" Ross character created uncomfortable political resonances. A demagogic military leader who transforms into a rampaging, orange-skinned superhuman, the character shares certain unmistakable traits with Donald Trump. To be sure, the reshoots took place last summer, long before the 45th president was certain of becoming POTUS 47. But in recognition of what one insider calls an increasingly "politicized" environment, Disney changed the sequel's original title from Captain America: New World Order to the comparatively anodyne Brave New World. (Indeed, in July, the studio pulled a theatrical trailer featuring footage of an assassination attempt on the Ross character out of sensitivity around a deadly attempt on Trump's life earlier the same month.)Moreover, this source (who has worked on several Marvel television and film projects and spoke on condition of anonymity because the person was not authorized to comment publicly) described a high degree of difficulty on the reshoots and action set pieces that ran up the budget. Compounding matters, Ford (now 82) lived up to his reputation as a legendary curmudgeon on set, according to the source, making matters more difficult for Onah -- an acclaimed independent filmmaker but one, like so many hired by Marvel, with zero experience directing within the trappings of a nine-figure budget.
To fulfill DEI quotas, Marvel has been hiring "directors" with very little experience. Usually stuff like zero-budget independent movies or documentaries.
Marvel and Onah declined to comment; a representative for Ford did not respond to Vulture's request for comment. A source close to the production said there is "no truth" to allegations that Ford's behavior was unusually challenging.I worked on the reshoots. I think everyone on the crew knew this is probably not going to be a good film. Some of the action sequences were not believable. We had a lot of frustrations on set. After principal photography was finished, it was like, "Oh, we're going to introduce the leader of the Serpent Society." It was on, then it was off, then it was on again. That's very expensive to do. My co-workers who spent more time on Brave New World than I did said, "Yeah, this has been a really rough production."
When the studio had its test in front of an audience, it didn't respond. Maybe they don't want to see anything political in an election year? Maybe they were divided on who they were voting for? General Ross reads as an allusion to Trump. He's this very powerful general who becomes kind of a fascist and turns into a raging Red Hulk. This is my opinion, but I think Disney was realizing, Hey, we've been bleeding for a while. Let's try not to piss off our core base any more than we have been over the last couple of years. They know you're going to lose a lot of your audience that way.
The article talks more about what a huge entitled elderly baby asshole Harrison Ford is.
Trump: I want to shut down the Department of Education "immediately;" it's a "big con job."
President Donald Trump suggested the Education Department will not exist for much longer, saying he wants to close it "immediately" and calling it a "big con job.""So they ranked the top 40 countries in the world," Trump told reporters on Wednesday afternoon. "We're ranked number 40th, but we're ranked No. 1 in department costs per pupil, so we spend more per pupil than any other country in the world, but we're ranked No. 40."
President Trump's nominee to run, and sunset, the Department of Education, Linda McMahon, is absolutely CRUSHING her confirmation hearing:
— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) February 13, 2025
"Listen to parents not politicians."
"Build up careers not college debt."
"Empower states not special interests."
Tired of winning yet? pic.twitter.com/vi3Z3RG0rh
Bernie Sanders asks Linda McMahon about inequality in American education.
— Corey A. DeAngelis, school choice evangelist (@DeAngelisCorey) February 13, 2025
She says that's why we need SCHOOL CHOICE.
"We are trapping students, often, in low-performing schools.
That's why the president has such a strong policy towards school choice." pic.twitter.com/lH617vHgrY
It's going to be something to watch the media and Dems defend the IRS against being audited. https://t.co/MzjSBnwXTO
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) February 13, 2025
BREAKING: I just forced Gavin Newsom�s budget director to admit they are spending $9.5 BILLION a year on illegal immigrant healthcare costs � and are giving 23% of every Medi-Cal general fund dollar in the state budget to illegals! WATCH: https://t.co/rDScbniIgA
— Carl DeMaio (@carldemaio) February 13, 2025
This is big: Trump has limited tools and limited time to halt inflation and get Biden's moribund, senile economy back on its feet. The Democrats are lodging 50+ lawsuits to block him from reducing inflation by slowing government spending, and more powerful tools require Congress to actually pass laws.
One big thing Trump has a huge amount of control over is the nation's mood and psychology. A hopeful, optimistic people are more willing to put their money at risk and invest in promising new companies.
So, is Trump impacting the national mood?
Yugely:
Mark Mitchell, Rasmussen Reports
@Mark_R_MitchellFor the first time in over 20 years of polling, Right Direction EXCEEDS Wrong Track today.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at February 13, 2025 06:17 PM (PZreb)
I suppose that would make having a period without getting pregnant a waste of an ovum...another crime!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 06:18 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2025 06:19 PM (lX8VI)
His Fring and his Adam Clayton Powell Jr were damn good.
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at February 13, 2025 06:19 PM (PZreb)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 06:19 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 13, 2025 06:20 PM (o5+a9)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 13, 2025 06:20 PM (1bNHn)
@susancrabtree
🚨SECRET SERVICE SCOOP: A woman special agent trainee on Wednesday shot herself in the leg at the Secret Service's Rowley Training Center and was airlifted to a Baltimore hospital emergency room, according to multiple sources in the Secret Service community.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2025 06:21 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2025 06:19 PM (lX8VI)
They were trying to make butt babies!
Oh, and that would make all forms of sex that result in ejaculation outside the v punishable, right?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 06:21 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Brigand of Brasciol' at February 13, 2025 06:22 PM (HGwjc)
Posted by: From about That Time at February 13, 2025 06:22 PM (n4GiU)
Translation: the bureaucrats will make every effort to delay refunds and then blame it on Trump, Musk, and DOGE.
Posted by: Emmie at February 13, 2025 06:22 PM (Sf2cq)
🚨SECRET SERVICE SCOOP: A woman special agent trainee on Wednesday shot herself in the leg at the Secret Service's Rowley Training Center and was airlifted to a Baltimore hospital emergency room, according to multiple sources in the Secret Service community.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2025 06:21 PM (mlg/3)
Pretty sure she failed that part of the training
Posted by: It's me donna at February 13, 2025 06:22 PM (VE6XX)
-Disney
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 13, 2025 06:22 PM (MGB5H)
Stunt legislation.
As the Bible says, stunt legislation is gay and retarded.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 13, 2025 06:23 PM (JXTT6)
Yup, that's the thing that makes a bad movie. Hit the nail on the head.
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at February 13, 2025 06:23 PM (PZreb)
LOL, that's so funny. I mean, these guys call a baby a lump of cells, but a guy getting an erection is conception.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 06:23 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at February 13, 2025 06:23 PM (PiwSw)
I just realized why Trump chose Elon Musk specifically to head up DOGE:
Musk is the only person in America who actually knows how to count to a trillion.
Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2025 06:24 PM (pMi6S)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 06:21 PM
I don't think they've thought this through.
Posted by: huerfano at February 13, 2025 06:24 PM (n2swS)
Stunt legislation.
As the Bible says, stunt legislation is gay and retarded.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 13, 2025 06:23 PM (JXTT6)
This is not good...
Posted by: Onan at February 13, 2025 06:24 PM (ynpvh)
I was watching RFK Jr. swearing in today, and was really impressed by his speech. It was #Based. And I realized, this administration, this Dream Team that Trump has assembled, is not demorat, it’s not Republican, it’s based.
The other thought that occurred, and this veers into woo woo land, is that RFK Jr., Tulsi, and Trump are the Revenge of JFK. It took 60 years, but it’s finally happening.
Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2025 06:24 PM (HzTcg)
The jokes write themselves!
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading
______
Queue up Monty Python skit.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 13, 2025 06:24 PM (Dm8we)
🚨SECRET SERVICE SCOOP: A woman special agent trainee on Wednesday shot herself in the leg at the Secret Service's Rowley Training Center and was airlifted to a Baltimore hospital emergency room, according to multiple sources in the Secret Service community.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2025 06:21 PM (mlg/3)
Pretty sure she failed that part of the training
Posted by: It's me donna at February 13, 2025 06:22 PM (VE6XX)
She shot her load. I guess a $10,000 fine, right?
Posted by: Onan at February 13, 2025 06:25 PM (ynpvh)
In her defense. Holstering a Gun is a lot like Parking a Car.
Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2025 06:25 PM (oa1NA)
Posted by: jimi (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 06:26 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2025 06:26 PM (Fg0Nr)
Oh cripes, half the students will always test below median. The problem with American education isn't with its inequality. The problem is with its quality!
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at February 13, 2025 06:26 PM (PZreb)
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at February 13, 2025 06:27 PM (PZreb)
Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2025 06:27 PM (oa1NA)
Posted by: Jeffery Toobin at February 13, 2025 06:28 PM (Fg0Nr)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 13, 2025 06:28 PM (1bNHn)
======
Was agent Cana Holsterit the instructor?
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 13, 2025 06:28 PM (MGB5H)
State reps in Ohio and Mississippi aim to make it a crime to ejaculate without intention to create a baby.
......
What if I'm shooting blanks?
Posted by: wth at February 13, 2025 06:28 PM (v0R5T)
But even if this movie didn't look like a crapfest, Marvel has lost all my goodwill with its previous bombs. Pass.
Posted by: Dr. T at February 13, 2025 06:29 PM (lHPJf)
Give us more students and we can bring down the per-capita corruption figure. ...for a while.
Posted by: Big Ed at February 13, 2025 06:29 PM (B46kE)
Oh cripes, half the students will always test below median. The problem with American education isn't with its inequality. The problem is with its quality!
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at February 13, 2025 06:26 PM (PZreb)
Funny how that works.
Posted by: jimi (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 06:29 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at February 13, 2025 06:29 PM (PZreb)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 13, 2025 06:29 PM (JXTT6)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 13, 2025 06:29 PM (w6EFb)
The jokes write themselves!
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at February 13, 2025 06:17 PM (PZreb)
2 Is spilling semen outside a woman's vagina a sin?
I suppose that would make having a period without getting pregnant a waste of an ovum...another crime!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 06:18 PM (ynpvh)
3 The semen law however unserious gives one an accurate sense of what the Left *really* thinks of homos.
Posted by: ...
Of course the entire law is meant ti be SARCASTIC, but was enacted and communicated so clumsily that everyone is either misinterpreting it or pretending to misinterpret it.
Cutting through the sarcasm and the faux-outrage:
A spermatazoa is not a human life. An ovum is not a human life.
Only when the merge is a humna life created.
So, no, no one is gj gto punish a woman for going 28 days without getting pregnant and thereby "wasting an egg," nor is anyone going to penalize men for "Onanism" -- ejaculating without getting smeone pregnant. Because in neither case is a new human life involved.
Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2025 06:29 PM (pMi6S)
Posted by: wth at February 13, 2025 06:29 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at February 13, 2025 06:27 PM (PZreb)
To be compliant with the law, save your emissions, and if arrested, say you were keeping them for when you can use a turkey baster with a woman...
Posted by: jimi (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 06:30 PM (ynpvh)
Probably safe to assume the law about ej@culation is some smart-azz response to laws restricting abortion…
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2025 06:30 PM (Hkcdp)
Oh cripes, half the students will always test below median. The problem with American education isn't with its inequality. The problem is with its quality!
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at February 13, 2025 06:26 PM (PZreb)
Funny how that works.
Posted by: jimi (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 06:29 PM (ynpvh)
If the SEC is good at basketball why are the just .500 in their conference games?
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 13, 2025 06:30 PM (MGB5H)
Was Big Homo consulted on this?
Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2025 06:30 PM (Lh/d2)
......
BUKKAKE IS NOT A CRIME
Posted by: wth at February 13, 2025 06:29 PM (v0R5T)
Just like using tentacles.
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at February 13, 2025 06:30 PM (ynpvh)
Hell, Bukkake would be what, genocide?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 13, 2025 06:31 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2025 06:31 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading
......
34 and 42
You're welcome.
Posted by: wth at February 13, 2025 06:31 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at February 13, 2025 06:31 PM (EHYeZ)
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2025 06:31 PM (Fg0Nr)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at February 13, 2025 06:32 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at February 13, 2025 06:32 PM (PZreb)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2025 06:32 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 13, 2025 06:32 PM (6Qyxy)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 13, 2025 06:32 PM (KXtU1)
If it’s so important, how did the Wright Bros, Thomas Edison, Eli Singer, George Washington Carver, demorat icon FDR and JFK…
How did they manage to wield such influence and change the world without the dubious benefits of the Dept. of Education.
Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2025 06:32 PM (HzTcg)
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 13, 2025 06:33 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2025 06:33 PM (Hkcdp)
So the left's stunt once again achieves nothing, as the two sides continue to talk past each other and have no acknowledgement or understanding of the other side's motivation.
Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2025 06:33 PM (pMi6S)
>NBC News, February 13, 2025, 'Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro sues the Trump administration over funding freeze.' The lawsuit by the governor, considered a potential Democratic presidential contender in 2028, is his most significant step yet in countering Trump, By Alan Smith
In part, "Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro sued the Trump administration on Thursday over its broad freeze of federal funding, saying in a lawsuit that the effort has “jeopardized at least $5.5 billion that has been committed to Pennsylvania” in federally appropriated money.
In the lawsuit, the Shapiro administration said Trump is in violation of the Administrative Procedure Act and conducting “an unconstitutional withholding of funds.” The law allows judges to throw out federal agency actions that are “arbitrary and capricious” on various grounds and has commonly been cited in lawsuits targeting elements of Trump’s efforts to rapidly remake the government."
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 13, 2025 06:33 PM (NFX2v)
...
So, no, no one is gj gto punish a woman for going 28 days without getting pregnant and thereby "wasting an egg," nor is anyone going to penalize men for "Onanism" -- ejaculating without getting smeone pregnant. Because in neither case is a new human life involved.
Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2025 06:29 PM (pMi6S)
It's fun to make fun of the Left's stunts. Then again, the left wanted to tax unrealized gains...
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at February 13, 2025 06:33 PM (ynpvh)
If it’s so important, how did the Wright Bros, Thomas Edison, Eli Singer, George Washington Carver, demorat icon FDR and JFK…
How did they manage to wield such influence and change the world without the dubious benefits of the Dept. of Education.
beneficiaries of the patriarchy
Posted by: anachronda at February 13, 2025 06:33 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 06:34 PM (ynpvh)
That used to be called "child support" or in earlier, more civilized times "A shotgun wedding".
I also seem to remember hearing about seduction being a crime at one time or another. With the penalties ranging from death to a monetary fine to having to marry the woman seduced, depending on her circumstances and willingness.
Anyway, these morons are just incoherent. If sumdood is rubbing one out not in the presence of a woman, there's no possibility that he could be responsible for a pregnancy. So penalizing him for doing something that won't result in pregnancy... obviates their whole alleged point.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 13, 2025 06:34 PM (B4OJl)
Color me 100% not surprised.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 13, 2025 06:34 PM (paSBy)
Posted by: wth at February 13, 2025 06:28 PM (v0R5T)
Fake spews
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2025 06:31 PM (
Had to read that twice before I saw it
Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at February 13, 2025 06:34 PM (wVNP5)
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at February 13, 2025 06:35 PM (PZreb)
This shows that our elites have no idea of the plot of "Brave New World" It is a horrid, drug filled mindaddled dystopia.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2025 06:35 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 13, 2025 06:32 PM (6Qyxy)
Maybe you need to go to the range more often?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 06:35 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2025 06:35 PM (Hkcdp)
Yes, he had final word, just like he does as Prezzy... but he did not 'hog' the spotlight.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 13, 2025 06:35 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2025 06:33 PM (Hkcdp)
Hah!
Well, they sure are the butt of quite a few jokes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 06:35 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2025 06:35 PM (pMi6S)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 13, 2025 06:36 PM (6Qyxy)
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at February 13, 2025 06:36 PM (PZreb)
-kumala
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 13, 2025 06:36 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2025 06:33 PM (Hkcdp)
LMAO
(Kamala?)
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2025 06:37 PM (lX8VI)
What will that do to adult porn being filmed in Ohio?
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 13, 2025 06:37 PM (NFX2v)
"WE CAN'T HAVE PROCREATION
WITHOUT E JAC U LATION!
DON'T SACRIFICE THE GOOD WITHOUT SACRIFICING THE PERFECT!!"
or some similar bullshit
Posted by: DanMan at February 13, 2025 06:37 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Jerry Mathers at February 13, 2025 06:37 PM (Fg0Nr)
Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2025 06:29 PM (pMi6S)
Onan's sin was not impregnating is brother's wife after his death so that his line would not continue, IIRC. It was customary to take a crack at siring a son a bit ex post facto.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2025 06:37 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2025 06:37 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 13, 2025 06:37 PM (KXtU1)
Posted by: Pete Bog at February 13, 2025 06:37 PM (HYXLZ)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2025 06:35 PM (Hkcdp)
https://youtu.be/Tx0E4s4SbGA
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 06:38 PM (ynpvh)
Or maybe not.... I mean, there IS money in it right?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 13, 2025 06:38 PM (Q4IgG)
Ahha. So they are going to exempt all the rest of the perverts, and aren't going to account for birth control failure rates.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 13, 2025 06:38 PM (B4OJl)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Wasted ejaculation: up to 600,000,000 sperm unused.
Sucessful insemination: up to 599,999,999 sperm unused.
Or 599,999,998 if it's twins.
Are they going to scale the fine based on the data?
Posted by: mikeski at February 13, 2025 06:39 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Pete Bog at February 13, 2025 06:37 PM (HYXLZ)
It's not a fine or penalty; it's a tax
Posted by: John Roberts at February 13, 2025 06:39 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2025 06:39 PM (lX8VI)
What will that do to adult porn being filmed in Ohio?
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 13, 2025 06:37 PM (NFX2v)
It's always my intent to make a baby. Not my fault the gal doesn't keep up her end and show up or even exist.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2025 06:39 PM (n7h9X)
Seriously.
But it's not what you think.
"Bukakke" literally means "sauce," and in certain towns and regions, there is a style of cuisine where they put sauce on top of yakisoba or udon noodles. This is known as the "bukkake style."
I actually ate in a bukakke restaurant, in the town of Kurashiki, which is famous for them.
And now back to your regular programming.....
Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2025 06:39 PM (pMi6S)
That’s why I like Musk and Vance. They’re out there drawing fire defending the president, and he never has to get his hands dirty. Vance can talk about judges, and Trump can be like “oh no I’ll follow the court orders.” You don’t get the 3am “these court orders are nonsense!” tweets from Trump because he’s happy with the messaging from his allies.
It’s like Obama: in 8 years he never really said “Republicans are racists.” He’d have Pelosi, or Schumer, or Axelrod, or even Michelle say it, but HE would never say it. It would look bad to have the president say the only reason people don’t like him is because he’s black. It would look like he’s making excuses for himself. He can look above it all, while everyone else makes these nasty allegations for him.
Posted by: GrapeDrink at February 13, 2025 06:39 PM (dNiyq)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Wasted ejaculation: up to 600,000,000 sperm unused.
Sucessful insemination: up to 599,999,999 sperm unused.
Or 599,999,998 if it's twins.
Are they going to scale the fine based on the data?
Posted by: mikeski at February 13, 2025 06:39 PM (DgGvY)
Um, I thought average human is around 50-100 million. The numbers you use are for a horse...
Posted by: John Roberts at February 13, 2025 06:39 PM (ynpvh)
A lot of women succeeded too, though. In the arts, business, medicine, education. Including all of the icons of First Wave Feminism.
Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2025 06:39 PM (XxLOw)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2025 06:35 PM (Hkcdp)
Girl you should ride the subway because you are on fire.
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2025 06:40 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2025 06:40 PM (Fg0Nr)
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2025 06:39 PM (lX8VI)
It also shows in his consideration for the regular fellow and children.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2025 06:40 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 13, 2025 06:40 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2025 06:40 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: Oldcat
Basically inheritance fraud and probably something adjacent to fratricide.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 13, 2025 06:40 PM (B4OJl)
Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2025 06:29 PM (pMi6S)
Yeah, because using the Legislature for Sarcasm, is a sure fire way to renew the people's trust in Government.
A trust that is very very low right now.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 13, 2025 06:40 PM (QAkQ3)
***
Trump knows the difference between “pupil” and “student”.
This man is amazing.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director, semantic stickler at February 13, 2025 06:41 PM (cFzfG)
Posted by: Oldcat
Wasn't it beyond "customary" and more like "the law?"
The kid was supposed to take care of his mom in her dotage. Theft of her social security, basically.
Posted by: mikeski at February 13, 2025 06:41 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2025 06:41 PM (W8VzH)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Wasted ejaculation: up to 600,000,000 sperm unused.
Sucessful insemination: up to 599,999,999 sperm unused.
Or 599,999,998 if it's twins.
Are they going to scale the fine based on the data?
Posted by: mikeski at February 13, 2025 06:39 PM (DgGvY)
Um, I thought average human is around 50-100 million. The numbers you use are for a horse...
Posted by: John Roberts
Speak for yourself.
Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2025 06:41 PM (pMi6S)
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 13, 2025 06:42 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 13, 2025 06:40 PM (NFX2v)
I'll allow it.
Posted by: Judge in Worcester, MA at February 13, 2025 06:42 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at February 13, 2025 06:42 PM (PZreb)
What will that do to adult porn being filmed in Ohio?
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 13, 2025 06:37 PM (NFX2v)
It's always my intent to make a baby. Not my fault the gal doesn't keep up her end and show up or even exist.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2025 06:39 PM (n7h9X)
https://youtu.be/EElM9CDCfk8
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 06:42 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 13, 2025 06:42 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Brigand of Brasciol' at February 13, 2025 06:42 PM (HGwjc)
And when Obama called Palin a pig, which was 100% out of order, the Left cheered and lapped it up.
Of everything this last 20 years, the Left (of all people) pretending to discover they had "standards" is probably both the funniest and most insane.
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2025 06:43 PM (lX8VI)
Seriously.
But it's not what you think.
"Bukakke" literally means "sauce," and in certain towns and regions, there is a style of cuisine where they put sauce on top of yakisoba or udon noodles. This is known as the "bukkake style."
I actually ate in a bukakke restaurant, in the town of Kurashiki, which is famous for them.
And now back to your regular programming.....
Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2025 06:39 PM (pMi6S)
::: types, deletes :::
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 06:43 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 13, 2025 06:43 PM (gCW78)
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They already do, it's called child support.
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 13, 2025 06:43 PM (f1kZG)
Its advocates say the intent is to stir up public debate over reproductive rights and the interpretation -- and application -- of Biblical law.
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What's really funny is that this midwits don't understand that they're going to have to pull their own bill because it outlaws sodomy.
That's their hot take - being anti-gay.
Also this is proof positive that female "reproductive freedom" requires absolute control of men.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 13, 2025 06:43 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: John Roberts
I was using the maximum I found online. Up to 200M per mL. About 3mL per shot.
Us 29-year-olds, yeah, quite a bit less than that.
Posted by: mikeski at February 13, 2025 06:43 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Zombie June Cleaver at February 13, 2025 06:43 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 13, 2025 06:43 PM (wBaIH)
Of course Ford is cranky.
He is way too old for that sh$t.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2025 06:44 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at February 13, 2025 06:42 PM (PZreb)
I guess sexbots are out then...no Cherry2000.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 06:44 PM (ynpvh)
In the lawsuit, the Shapiro administration said Trump is in violation of the Administrative Procedure Act and conducting “an unconstitutional withholding of funds.” The law allows judges to throw out federal agency actions that are “arbitrary and capricious” on various grounds and has commonly been cited in lawsuits targeting elements of Trump’s efforts to rapidly remake the government."
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 13, 2025 06:33 PM (NFX2v)
Its not Trumps fault these things now use that elevator in Your state Shapiro.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2025 06:44 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Brigand of Brasciol' at February 13, 2025 06:42 PM (HGwjc)
LOL!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 06:45 PM (ynpvh)
Seriously.
What a cluster fuck... literally.
What... one count per sperm?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 13, 2025 06:45 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at February 13, 2025 06:42 PM (PZreb)
I guess sexbots are out then...no Cherry2000.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 06:44 PM (ynpvh)
They can't even define woman and they expect lil Oldcat to know???!
Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2025 06:45 PM (n7h9X)
Can I see the menu?
Posted by: Sandra Flook at February 13, 2025 06:45 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2025 06:45 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: wth at February 13, 2025 06:28 PM (v0R5T)
Fake spews
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2025 06:31 PM (Fg0Nr)
*snort
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 13, 2025 06:45 PM (OX9vb)
What a bunch of feckless assclowns. Borrowing and spending is completely and utterly untethered to taxation.
And they tax people who basically live in poverty while they make bank. Anyone making 500,000 or less in the current phony baloney confetti-bucks shouldn’t be paying any income tax in the first place.
Yet they dangle the carrot out there … “Your refund might be delayed!!!”
There are no words for these sons of bitches
Posted by: Common Tater at February 13, 2025 06:46 PM (v3I63)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2025 06:45 PM (Hkcdp)
LOL
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2025 06:46 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Pete Bog at February 13, 2025 06:46 PM (HYXLZ)
Posted by: Brigand of Brasciol' at February 13, 2025 06:42 PM (HGwjc)
LOL!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 06:45 PM (ynpvh)
This?
https://youtu.be/S6ekVq4UAjs
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 06:47 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 13, 2025 06:47 PM (IP0IQ)
No, no, according to the article LGBTQIAEOEIEO are exempt. Because they never screw outside their own sex.
Except for "lesbians" who screw their "gay" best friends "because lesbians can't get pregnant", and "transmen" who haven't had any bottom surgery screwing "transwomen" who also haven't had bottom surgery.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 13, 2025 06:48 PM (B4OJl)
A bill to ban unprotected sex without the intent of procreation has been filed by a Democrat in the Mississippi Senate.
The bill is called the "Contraception Begins at Erection Act."
And while the bill has caused snarky jokes to be jabbed at the Magnolia State from social media and publications around the country, the bill's author acknowledged the intent is to get a political rise, so to speak, from some opponents.
Sen. Bradford Blackmon, D-Canton, the bill's sponsor, said the bill is more of a political jab at Republican policy points to ban some forms of contraception than it is a serious effort to curtail what adults do behind closed doors, or opened doors, for that matter.
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But one example of what's deeply wrong with the Legislative and Judicial branches.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 13, 2025 06:48 PM (NFX2v)
New hotness: Giving yourself a handy is illegal
They are like toddlers who argue the opposite of everything and consider themselves clever.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2025 06:49 PM (Hkcdp)
......
Not bad, but you may want to sell it harder.
How about adding "The All Swimmers Are Valued Resolution," which recognizes the participation of all the little fellas that didn't implant with tiny 2nd- through 50 millionth-place ribbons.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 13, 2025 06:49 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 13, 2025 06:49 PM (wBaIH)
Shapiro is going to find himself in a sticky wicket once the investigation into the Ellen Greenberg death recommences.
Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2025 06:49 PM (XxLOw)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 13, 2025 06:49 PM (paSBy)
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That's a far cry from the guy who first became famous around Hollywood for his carpentry.
Posted by: Axeman at February 13, 2025 06:49 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Case at February 13, 2025 06:49 PM (xcRXq)
That’s “incels” and “porn”
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2025 06:49 PM (Hkcdp)
I'm sick of superhero movies - but I like Anthony Mackie. So, I'll probably watch it. I think protesting over an Israeli character is odious and akin to the right wing protesting a black Captain America.
I'm Just There for Harrison Ford. Also sick of superhero movies, but I'll watch for Ford.
That's cute but how come they don't protest against Trump's Gaza-policy? Because they are Trump-voters. Arab-Americans voted overwhelmingly specifically against Harris.
I haven't been to a theater since Dune (which come to think about it is anti-Jihad to the max), and I don't like the theater experience, but for this film I will make an exception.
When will we (and the media) stop reacting every time a bunch of attention-starved halfwits decide to make an embarrassing spectacle of themselves?
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 13, 2025 06:50 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 13, 2025 06:50 PM (i24o9)
Can I see the menu?
Posted by: Sandra Flook
Why, yes you can! :
https://bukkake-udon-furuichi.wheree.com
Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2025 06:50 PM (pMi6S)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 13, 2025 06:50 PM (NFX2v)
Legislators in Ohio and Mississippi want to fine men up to around $10,000 if they're caught doing so.
How far outside are we talking? Like, you're fined if you only get it on her belly, but you're fine if you get it up to her chest?
Get-out-of-jail-free card if you hit the headboard?
Posted by: mikeski denounces himself at February 13, 2025 06:50 PM (DgGvY)
It talks about nocturnal emissions, says don’t worry about it. It does go on to say however that one should not stimulate these emissions yourself, and that “the fate of the world may depend on you” that you don’t.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 13, 2025 06:50 PM (v3I63)
There are no words for these sons of bitches
Posted by: Common Tater at February 13, 2025 06:46 PM (v3I63)
Remember when tax prep software companies successfully lobbied to kill IRS free filing?
We don’t hate our gov’t enough.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 13, 2025 06:50 PM (cFzfG)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 13, 2025 06:50 PM (KXtU1)
1. show your work, derps
b. because jerking off all over yourself is totes the same as killing babies
iii. put these pathetic retarded fuckers to sleep
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 13, 2025 06:51 PM (id4oa)
Posted by: Brigand of Brasciol' at February 13, 2025 06:42 PM (HGwjc)
LOL!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 06:45 PM (ynpvh)
LMAO
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 13, 2025 06:51 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Axeman at February 13, 2025 06:51 PM (krQz2)
Except for "lesbians" who screw their "gay" best friends "because lesbians can't get pregnant", and "transmen" who haven't had any bottom surgery screwing "transwomen" who also haven't had bottom surgery.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 13, 2025 06:48 PM (B4OJl)
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My point is that they are actually highlighting the difference between productive sex and unproductive.
Yep, there is a difference. And it's telling that the one they want to regulate is the one that actually serves a purpose other than lust. Keep talking, you twits.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 13, 2025 06:51 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 13, 2025 06:51 PM (gCW78)
So Ohio and Mississippi will issue arrest warrants on Mayor Pete?
What's the difference between the Taliban and American Democrats? PR.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2025 06:51 PM (BMD3P)
It talks about nocturnal emissions, says don’t worry about it. It does go on to say however that one should not stimulate these emissions yourself, and that “the fate of the world may depend on you” that you don’t.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 13, 2025 06:50 PM (v3I63)
When You Come Alone, You Come With Hitler
Posted by: Buy War Bonds! at February 13, 2025 06:52 PM (cFzfG)
We have a $25B surplus after spending $11B on continuing the border wall and Abbott want's at least $10B in property tax cuts (schools are the only state property tax).
Posted by: DanMan at February 13, 2025 06:52 PM (8uzBS)
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That's a far cry from the guy who first became famous around Hollywood for his carpentry.
Posted by: Axeman at February 13, 2025 06:49 PM (krQz2)
They keep pulling him out of retirement to destroy any good feelings audiences have for him.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2025 06:52 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2025 06:52 PM (jgmnb)
Veteran Democratic Party strategist James Carville is reportedly furious about the direction the party is headed, expressing to colleagues: “I dedicated the best years of my f-cking life to this party, only to see it taken over by a bunch of stupid motherfu-kers. Everything’s gone to sh-t.”
Carville is especially livid following the DNC leadership election, reportedly saying, “Who are these people? This David Hogg guy and that other sissy (referring to Malcolm Kenyatta) come out of goddamn left field. Well, there goes the male vote forever. Thanks guys! We’re f-cked and we deserve it.”
Posted by: #winning at February 13, 2025 06:53 PM (gKWVE)
Legislators in Ohio and Mississippi want to fine men up to around $10,000 if they're caught doing so.
How far outside are we talking? Like, you're fined if you only get it on her belly, but you're fine if you get it up to her chest?
Get-out-of-jail-free card if you hit the headboard?
Posted by: mikeski denounces himself at February 13, 2025 06:50 PM (DgGvY)
Is it like a fishing slot limit, where you're OK to do it in the bushes outside her window, but not on her feet? Asking for The Rick Wilson.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 13, 2025 06:53 PM (i24o9)
b. because jerking off all over yourself is totes the same as killing babies
iii. put these pathetic retarded fuckers to sleep
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 13, 2025 06:51 PM (id4oa)
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The GOP should take them up in committee and have someone hold up a photo of a baby and used condom.
"Representative, do these two things seem different to you? Probably not, because you're fine with throwing both in the trash."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 13, 2025 06:54 PM (ZOv7s)
Unless they did that since last April, it wasn't successful.
You can fill out the forms online and submit them direct to the IRS yourself.
It's not as fast or convenient as using the tax prep software, but it is free.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 13, 2025 06:54 PM (B4OJl)
8
@susancrabtree
🚨SECRET SERVICE SCOOP: A woman special agent trainee on Wednesday shot herself in the leg at the Secret Service's Rowley Training Center and was airlifted to a Baltimore hospital emergency room, according to multiple sources in the Secret Service community.
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The training probably stresses taking your finger off the trigger when holstering a gun.
Maybe diversity of competence could be a good thing -- a negligent discharge somehow solves a crime.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 13, 2025 06:54 PM (Ijbq0)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 13, 2025 06:55 PM (KXtU1)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 13, 2025 06:48 PM (B4OJl)
Sounds like discrimination 'n shit.
If the Republicans were smart (stop laughing), they'd simply abstain from even acknowledging this and allow the leftist scum own it.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 13, 2025 06:55 PM (DTX3h)
This is what leadership looks like.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2025 06:56 PM (t0Rmr)
We haven't considered the implications this has for Bill Kristol and the Never Trump Cuck Lifestyle.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 13, 2025 06:56 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Axeman at February 13, 2025 06:51 PM (krQz2)
Homosexuality?
Posted by: Don't Shoot, I'm Catholic! at February 13, 2025 06:56 PM (cFzfG)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 13, 2025 06:56 PM (DsA2n)
Posted by: Buy War Bonds! at February 13, 2025 06:52 PM (cFzfG)
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Liked it. Laughed hard.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 13, 2025 06:57 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: Sally Palmer at February 13, 2025 06:57 PM (Fg0Nr)
Wait... the kid's 25!11!!
Oh... here's your bill.
sobs...... sobs...... sobs some more.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 13, 2025 06:57 PM (Q4IgG)
Carville is especially livid following the DNC leadership election, reportedly saying, “Who are these people? This David Hogg guy and that other sissy (referring to Malcolm Kenyatta) come out of goddamn left field. Well, there goes the male vote forever. Thanks guys! We’re f-cked and we deserve it.”
Posted by: #winning at February 13, 2025 06:53 PM (gKWVE)
Carville's thinking "I used to be the ganky loser saying stupid things in the DNC. Not this loser."
Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2025 06:57 PM (n7h9X)
You can fill out the forms online and submit them direct to the IRS yourself.
It's not as fast or convenient as using the tax prep software, but it is free.
The free version handles only the simplest cases.
If you want software that will really figure out your taxes you have to pay. Which is absurd. We should get rid of the income tax, obviously, but if we are keeping it individuals should not be forced to pay to figure out how much money the government wants from them
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2025 06:57 PM (t0Rmr)
Carville is especially livid following the DNC leadership election, reportedly saying, “Who are these people? This David Hogg guy and that other sissy (referring to Malcolm Kenyatta) come out of goddamn left field. Well, there goes the male vote forever. Thanks guys! We’re f-cked and we deserve it.”
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a bunch jagoffs !
Posted by: runner, tying thread themes together at February 13, 2025 06:57 PM (g47mK)
Trump may have been the main speaker in his first term, but his speeches were peppered with "the great folks at XYZ did an amazing job doing this" I was a bit surprised by it his first term.
Posted by: PaleRider at February 13, 2025 06:58 PM (CKOCg)
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2025 06:58 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2025 06:58 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2025 06:52 PM (jgmnb)
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Emo Philips:
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When I was a kid my parents used to tell me, (eerily) "Emo, don't go near the cellar door!"
One day when they were away, I went up to the cellar door. And I pushed it and walked through and saw strange, wonderful things, things I had never seen before....
like... trees, grass, flowers, the sun... that was nice...
Posted by: Axeman at February 13, 2025 06:59 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Zombie June Cleaver at February 13, 2025 06:59 PM (mH6SG)
I lost count of how many times "87,000 IRS agents added" was brought up.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 13, 2025 06:59 PM (tT6L1)
Carville has become Dana Carvey's Grumpy Old Man character from SNL Before Time, when it was funny.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 13, 2025 07:00 PM (w6EFb)
It talks about nocturnal emissions, says don’t worry about it. It does go on to say however that one should not stimulate these emissions yourself, and that “the fate of the world may depend on you” that you don’t.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 13, 2025 06:50 PM (v3I63)
When You Come Alone, You Come With Hitler
Posted by: Buy War Bonds! at February 13, 2025 06:52 PM (cFzfG)
O jeez. LOL
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 07:00 PM (ynpvh)
No, this isn't the right going crazy. This is the left going crazy.
The right should run this heavily in minorities areas in 2026 - let the people there know the Democrats want to ban masturbation.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2025 07:00 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Common Tater at February 13, 2025 07:01 PM (v3I63)
Posted by: Those Crazy Germans at February 13, 2025 07:01 PM (id4oa)
If the Republicans were smart (stop laughing), they'd simply abstain from even acknowledging this and allow the leftist scum own it.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 13, 2025 06:55 PM (DTX3h)
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Disagree. Make them explain their stupidity. Showcase how they think "theology" that protects human life is stupid and shit. How self-stimulation is an any way like taking a human life.
Also make them own the fact that women apparently have no say in having sex. Apparently, all that happens is a guy flashes the D and the knees fly open.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 13, 2025 07:01 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 13, 2025 06:55 PM (KXtU1)
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It most definitely is.
But! Straight men are not a "circumspect group", so they don't get the special equal treatment, because they've already got enough rights.
Posted by: Axeman at February 13, 2025 07:01 PM (krQz2)
Adams must be removed. The city cannot sustain being governed for nearly a year by a Mayor who is being coerced by Trump admin in order to escape charges.
This corruption poses a real threat to the people of the city. He should have resigned a while ago, but will not. So it’s time for him to go.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 13, 2025 07:01 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 07:01 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2025 06:57 PM (t0Rmr)
What are you, socialist? How can you be opposed to a shady multi-billion dollar industry that preys on the inability of citizens to navigate the arcane rules of mandatory taxes!?
Posted by: H&R Jackson-Intuit Lobbyist at February 13, 2025 07:02 PM (cFzfG)
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2025 07:02 PM (Fg0Nr)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 13, 2025 07:02 PM (tT6L1)
Then: If you didn't do anything wrong you have nothing to fear
Now: Obviously if the government investigates you it is because they are on a witch hunt
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2025 07:02 PM (t0Rmr)
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Speaking of assholes, Rachel Ziegler threw a fit during Snow Woke reshoots. It seems a scene was added in which Prince Charming saves her from falling into a river of fire and that offends her sense of stronk women. So she threw sissy fit, you know, like a stronk woman.
https://is.gd/oCaq3d
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 13, 2025 07:02 PM (L/fGl)
If it’s so important, how did the Wright Bros, Thomas Edison, Eli Singer, George Washington Carver, demorat icon FDR and JFK…
How did they manage to wield such influence and change the world without the dubious benefits of the Dept. of Education.
Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2025 06:32 PM (HzTcg)
I don't categorize myself as old, but the DOE didn't even exist until I was out of high school, and I have done just fine.
Posted by: LASue at February 13, 2025 07:02 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2025 07:00 PM (t0Rmr)
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Masturbation and gay sex.
"BBBiut, we were being ironic!" they will shriek as they pull them from. Too late.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 13, 2025 07:03 PM (ZOv7s)
Yeah, that covers gay buttsecks, too.
Where's the Marvel LGBTQ superheros on this?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 13, 2025 07:03 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 13, 2025 07:03 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 07:01 PM (ynpvh)
Hmmm...Would Felonious Fapper be a good name for a rapper?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 07:03 PM (ynpvh)
Or both of you? "Conspiracy to commit Onanism, your Honor."
Posted by: mikeski at February 13, 2025 07:03 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2025 07:04 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 07:01 PM (ynpvh)
Chicks dig bad boys.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 13, 2025 07:04 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 13, 2025 07:02 PM (tT6L1)
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Besides, the counterpart to sperm is an egg.
And women shed those every month.
Posted by: Axeman at February 13, 2025 07:04 PM (krQz2)
Or both of you? "Conspiracy to commit Onanism, your Honor."
Posted by: mikeski at February 13, 2025 07:03 PM (DgGvY)
That's the only way we have sex because my wife says I only know how to fuck up.
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2025 07:04 PM (Fg0Nr)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 07:03 PM (ynpvh)
Could be.
Posted by: Lil O at February 13, 2025 07:04 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Common Tater at February 13, 2025 07:01 PM (v3I63)
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Right, because we're above the animals. Set apart, with free will, souls 'n' stuff.
Though animals have some say in their mates. I mean all the displays and drumming, etc.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 13, 2025 07:05 PM (ZOv7s)
Yes you are and yes you do.
Eat many bags of dicks.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2025 07:05 PM (LkLld)
Actually in most advanced species there is a mating process where generally the males want any sex they can get but the females choose.
See squirrels chasing each other in your yard nowadays? The females make the males chase them and based how good they are at it the female chooses which one she has sex with.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2025 07:05 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 13, 2025 07:05 PM (L/fGl)
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Faith, Hope, Optimism, Truth, Accountability, Courage and all the other Values & Virtues, Love of Country & Citizens, and Leadership are a hell of a drug cocktail!
Posted by: ShainS -- It's A Sorry State of Affairs When It's The Judges Who Need Hanging at February 13, 2025 07:05 PM (vAHT7)
Posted by: Common Tater at February 13, 2025 07:01 PM
This guy? Gets it!!!!
Posted by: Hollywood at February 13, 2025 07:05 PM (Wnv9h)
"Representative, do these two things seem different to you? Probably not, because you're fine with throwing both in the trash."
Yowza. AHL is taking no prisoners today.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 13, 2025 07:05 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 13, 2025 07:02 PM (tT6L1)
Ugly, fat, and ugly is no way to go through life, "ladies."
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 13, 2025 07:05 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 07:03 PM (ynpvh)
Could be.
Posted by: Lil O at February 13, 2025 07:04 PM (PiwSw)
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Jeff Toobin' hardest hit.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 13, 2025 07:06 PM (ZOv7s)
Across the board Trump and his people are making things better for normal Americans. The people haven't seen anything like this in decades...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2025 07:06 PM (t0Rmr)
And women shed those every month.
Posted by: Axeman at February 13, 2025 07:04 PM (krQz2)
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BREAKING: State reps in Ohio and Mississippi aim to make it a crime to without creating a baby. Developing ...
Posted by: ShainS -- It's A Sorry State of Affairs When It's The Judges Who Need Hanging at February 13, 2025 07:07 PM (vAHT7)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 13, 2025 06:32 PM (6Qyxy)
Maybe you need to go to the range more often?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 06:35 PM
For this, hopefully Weasel wouldn't have to harangue us about practicing fundamentals.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2025 07:07 PM (a3Q+t)
BREAKING: State reps in Ohio and Mississippi aim to make it a crime to OVULATE without creating a baby. Developing ...
Posted by: ShainS -- It's A Sorry State of Affairs When It's The Judges Who Need Hanging at February 13, 2025 07:07 PM (vAHT7)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2025 07:07 PM (wyMQY)
Posted by: Oddbob at February 13, 2025 07:05 PM (/y8xj)
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The tranny thread got me fired up.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 13, 2025 07:08 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2025 07:08 PM (KQk9m)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 13, 2025 06:32 PM (6Qyxy)
Maybe you need to go to the range more often?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 06:35 PM
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Might I suggest a scope?
Posted by: ShainS -- It's A Sorry State of Affairs When It's The Judges Who Need Hanging at February 13, 2025 07:08 PM (vAHT7)
Posted by: LASue at February 13, 2025 07:08 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 13, 2025 07:09 PM (KXtU1)
Audience: How dumb is she?!
She so dumb she was proud of finish a 3Y+ puzzle in only 2 years.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2025 07:09 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: ShainS -- It's A Sorry State of Affairs When It's The Judges Who Need Hanging at February 13, 2025 07:07 PM (vAHT7)
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The GOP should offer an amendment to impose life imprisonment on women who get their tubes tied.
You started this, Dems.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 13, 2025 07:09 PM (ZOv7s)
And... Felonious Fetus would be an awesome name for a band.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 13, 2025 07:09 PM (Q4IgG)
-
Sounds like a Taylor Swift song.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 13, 2025 07:09 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2025 07:09 PM (KQk9m)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 13, 2025 06:32 PM (6Qyxy)
Maybe you need to go to the range more often?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 06:35 PM
Aim small, miss small. AMIRITE?
Posted by: Zombie Epstein, Who Did Not Kill HImself at February 13, 2025 07:10 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 13, 2025 07:10 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2025 07:07 PM (wyMQY)
All morality is a human construct. Or, at least, God only applies it to humans.
Posted by: H&R Jackson-Intuit Lobbyist at February 13, 2025 07:10 PM (cFzfG)
Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2025 07:10 PM (KQk9m)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2025 07:07 PM (wyMQY)
It's just a matter of taste...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 07:10 PM (ynpvh)
Let the pagan go and spill them on the ground
God will make them pay for every sperm that can't be found.
Posted by: Axeman at February 13, 2025 07:10 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2025 07:10 PM (t0Rmr)
Is this the honor code, sir?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 13, 2025 07:10 PM (ScdUI)
Posted by: LASue
You say that like it's a bad thing
Posted by: Mayor Alfred E Buttplug at February 13, 2025 07:10 PM (id4oa)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 13, 2025 07:11 PM (0eaVi)
Hell, Bukkake would be what, genocide?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 13, 2025 06:31 PM (w6EFb)
Just cued up the Judas Priest tune of that name.
Given his known proclivities, Rob Halford should probably stay out of those states.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2025 07:11 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 13, 2025 07:05 PM (ZOv7s)
Drumming...made me think of this:
https://tinyurl.com/4pzndv83
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 13, 2025 07:11 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: LASue at February 13, 2025 07:08 PM (lCppi)
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I would have went with "misplaced."
And that would mean at least that there's an exception for those over 29-years-old who are known to misplace many a thing, amirite?
Posted by: ShainS -- It's A Sorry State of Affairs When It's The Judges Who Need Hanging at February 13, 2025 07:11 PM (vAHT7)
Posted by: Zombie June Cleaver at February 13, 2025 06:59 PM
Beaver was a little hard on last night, June.
Posted by: zombie Ward Cleaver at February 13, 2025 07:11 PM (a3Q+t)
>>The people haven't seen anything like this in decades...
The country has never seen anything like the Dynamism and Wrecking Ball that Trump is attempting to take to the established world order.
If he even accomplishes half of what he has set to accomplish, he will go down as a world historical figure.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 13, 2025 07:11 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2025 07:07 PM (wyMQY)
It's just a matter of taste...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 07:10 PM (ynpvh)
This guy gets it.
Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Dahmer at February 13, 2025 07:12 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2025 07:12 PM (W5ArC)
In: Tactical penis
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2025 07:10 PM (t0Rmr)
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Heh. Imma gonna need a lecture on the difference between a tactical penis and a strategic one ...
Posted by: ShainS -- It's A Sorry State of Affairs When It's The Judges Who Need Hanging at February 13, 2025 07:13 PM (vAHT7)
Now I have a bone to pick with you
Posted by: Ed Gein at February 13, 2025 07:13 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 13, 2025 07:14 PM (KXtU1)
Hell, Bukkake would be what, genocide?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 13, 2025 06:31 PM (w6EFb)
Well, maybe gene-ocide...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 07:14 PM (ynpvh)
"If you're going to penalize someone for an unwanted pregnancy, why not penalize the person who is also responsible for the pregnancy?"
Since these lunatics have profaned Holy Scripture in every aspect of their life, it is no surprise that while the Bible is very clear that giving birth is a blessing from God, these demoniacs consider it a "penality".
Notice that their target, once again, is Christianity. This is spiritual warfare.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 13, 2025 07:14 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: ShainS -- It's A Sorry State of Affairs When It's The Judges Who Need Hanging at February 13, 2025 07:13 PM (vAHT7)
Greater than 8", strategic.
Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Dahmer at February 13, 2025 07:14 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2025 07:14 PM (W5ArC)
How you convert to the English system? Ah yes, tactical is about 8 inches, and the Paolo strategic pene is about half a meter.
Posted by: The Paolo at February 13, 2025 07:14 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 13, 2025 07:14 PM (id4oa)
>>While we're at it, might as well point out that cannibalism is a human construct as well.
In the most technical of senses, it's deconstructive.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 13, 2025 07:15 PM (XV/Pl)
Get-out-of-jail-free card if you hit the headboard?
Posted by: mikeski denounces himself
......
Cleanup is a bitch.
Posted by: wth at February 13, 2025 07:15 PM (v0R5T)
He's getting dangerously close to being unpersoned and ostracized from the Left. He doesn't have the pull and clout to get much more of a pass.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 13, 2025 07:15 PM (ycI94)
"If you're going to penalize someone for an unwanted pregnancy, why not penalize the person who is also responsible for the pregnancy?"
Presuming the mother actually knows your name/address she can get the state to make you pay for your child for the next 18 years. I mean...these idiots know child support exists right?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2025 07:15 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison
Uh, never?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 13, 2025 07:16 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 13, 2025 07:16 PM (zZu0s)
Get-out-of-jail-free card if you hit the headboard?
Posted by: mikeski denounces himself
......
Cleanup is a bitch.
Posted by: wth
No more wiping off on the curtains...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 13, 2025 07:16 PM (id4oa)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2025 07:12 PM (W5ArC)
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Funny.
I didn't know much about Dorothy Parker until I saw the film "Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle" starring Jennifer Jason Leigh (whom I mistakenly assumed was a grandaughter or something of Vivian Leigh -- which I frequently assume when I see actors with the same last names, like I mistakenly thought Jennifer Garner was the daughter of James Garner).
Posted by: ShainS -- It's A Sorry State of Affairs When It's The Judges Who Need Hanging at February 13, 2025 07:16 PM (vAHT7)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 13, 2025 07:16 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2025 07:16 PM (ZMFG9)
I think James Carville has really achieved his destiny with these vicious public rants. A snake eating itself.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 13, 2025 07:17 PM (xPNeT)
I think James Carville has really achieved his destiny with these vicious public rants. A snake eating itself.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 13, 2025 07:17 PM (xPNeT)
Autofellatio would also be a felony...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 07:18 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Dr Manhatten at February 13, 2025 07:18 PM (t0Rmr)
https://archive.is/JVQWe
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 13, 2025 07:18 PM (paSBy)
Posted by: Intercepted DU
That sorry wrinkly pecker-headed asshole can go fuck himself with a rusty chainsaw.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 13, 2025 07:18 PM (id4oa)
Presiding Judge (allegedly):
"When yah came to Hinsdale County, there was siven Dimmycrats. But you, yah et five of 'em, goddam yah."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2025 07:19 PM (W5ArC)
Word.
Posted by: Nina at February 13, 2025 07:19 PM (Q9Zma)
Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2025 07:19 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 13, 2025 07:19 PM (zZu0s)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY'RE THE ONES WHO INSISTED ON A SEXUAL REVOLUTION THAT REJECTED MARRIAGE/MONOGAMY, AND ENCOURAGED WOMEN TO EMULATE MENS' SEXUAL BEHAVIOR.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 13, 2025 07:19 PM (Cki93)
I think James Carville has really achieved his destiny with these vicious public rants. A snake eating itself.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 13, 2025 07:17 PM (xPNeT)
The Carville Cooky Puss practically eats itself.
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2025 07:20 PM (ZMFG9)
I saw Hole open for Spilling Semen at the New Orleans Jazz Festival in '05.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2025 07:19 PM (iJfKG)
Or was that the Jizz festival?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 07:20 PM (ynpvh)
https://youtu.be/QzfuRV462_I?t=163
Posted by: Lil O at February 13, 2025 07:21 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2025 07:21 PM (Cki93)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2025 07:21 PM (W5ArC)
That's because for most of this country's existence we were given choices of candidates from one of the two major parties to choose from and they all came from a very narrow band.
Trump is the first real outsider we've had in a very long time. Maybe ever. He is not part of the system, he came to dismantle it and replace it with the system we were always promised we'd get and never did.
Still just getting started.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2025 07:22 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 13, 2025 07:22 PM (MGB5H)
The jokes write themselves!
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading waiting for progtards to realize that OH and MS just made faggotry illegal
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 13, 2025 07:23 PM (MsrgL)
And the Democrats are on record of violently opposing it.
They demand incompetence and corruption!
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 13, 2025 07:23 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2025 07:23 PM (ZMFG9)
Repeating: DOGE is inside the IRS building as we speak.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2025 07:24 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Eromero
But the WiFi sucks down here!
IT'S NOT FAIR!!!
Posted by: Teenage Miklos at February 13, 2025 07:24 PM (xesY+)
I'm trying to remember one of Carville's rants right after the election. He was going on about the woke idiot 20-something staffers on Kamala's campaign who were triggered by something and Kumswala gave in to them.
He ranted, paraphrasing, who the fuck you think you are? You're a wet behind the ears nobody. I'd fire yo' ass on the spot, and then fire the guy who hired you on the spot, and then fire the guy who hired him.
And you don't get to say anything. Shut up. I'm not even gonna call you by your name. You're hey you moron. You have to earn the right for me to call you by your name.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 13, 2025 07:24 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 13, 2025 07:24 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Zombie Epstein, Who Did Not Kill HImself at February 13, 2025 07:10 PM
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 13, 2025 07:24 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Zombie June Cleaver at February 13, 2025 06:59 PM (mH6SG)
--
In my day, all I had to go by was my mom's Butterick patterns collection.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 13, 2025 07:24 PM (wzAuc)
https://tinyurl.com/26kfux9a
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 13, 2025 07:22 PM (MGB5H)
The Paolo, he has been known to... how you say? Choke the whale.
Posted by: The Paolo at February 13, 2025 07:24 PM (W5ArC)
Yup, that's the thing that makes a bad movie. Hit the nail on the head.
"Birdemic" is a Master's Class on bad movie making.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 13, 2025 07:25 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 13, 2025 07:25 PM (Q4IgG)
https://is.gd/iqDEd4
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 13, 2025 07:24 PM (L/fGl)
Funny, it always seems like the so-called anti-fascists use fascist tactics...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 07:25 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Brigand of Brasciol' at February 13, 2025 07:25 PM (HGwjc)
“I dedicated the best years of my f-cking life to this party, only to see it taken over by a bunch of stupid motherfu-kers. Everything’s gone to sh-t.”
__________
Of course, he has neither principles or morals. The process, the dirty tricks, the conniving, the lying, al leading to power, these are all he cares about. He's a beheaded snake thrashing around in its final agonies
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2025 07:26 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: naturalfake
"Jazz Festival"?
Chk spel pls
Posted by: Teenage Miklos attended the one at February 13, 2025 07:26 PM (xesY+)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 07:27 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2025 07:27 PM (fV+MH)
https://tinyurl.com/26kfux9a
Posted by: BruceWayne
Tell me his name is Jonah. Lie to me if you need to.
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 13, 2025 07:28 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2025 07:26 PM (dxSpM)
Oh, you should hear him when he's not on the record...
Posted by: Mary Matalin, aka Mrs. Snakehead at February 13, 2025 07:28 PM (PiwSw)
RFK jr. has been treated like a shit
Kash Patel has been hounded.
Tulsi was on the enhance TSA security.
Etc. Almost everyone has a bone to pick with the agency they are leading.
Trump looks to people who have an ax to grind or are actively hostile to the system. Because he can TRUST them to take his side, and they to take his. They are in it together.
That was what Trump didn't understand when he became president - that everyone in Washington was going to do everything they could to stymie him. His own people sabotaged him and bragged about it.
Posted by: El Mariachi at February 13, 2025 07:30 PM (nLFEI)
Acyn@Acyn
Bolton: I tell you, they're drinking vodka straight out of the bottle in the Kremlin tonight. It was a great day for Moscow.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 13, 2025 07:31 PM (L/fGl)
Raptor birds eat smaller birds
Big fish eat smaller fish
Insects eat each other too
Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2025 07:31 PM (S8a+d)
Posted by: El Mariachi at February 13, 2025 07:32 PM (nLFEI)
Bolton: I tell you, they're drinking vodka straight out of the bottle in the Kremlin tonight. It was a great day for Moscow.
__________
"Didn't you used to be somebody?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2025 07:35 PM (dxSpM)
293
Repeating: DOGE is inside the IRS building as we speak.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2025 07:24 PM (W5ArC)
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Maybe all the hard drives are about to be wiped by accident (an IRS tradition). And the building will have a devastating file-destroying fire, like Al Sharpton's office.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 13, 2025 07:39 PM (d4X7t)
Raptor birds eat smaller birds
Big fish eat smaller fish
Insects eat each other too
Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2025 07:31 PM (S8a+d)
My head hurt for a while...
Posted by: Male Preying Mantis at February 13, 2025 07:40 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: red speck at February 13, 2025 07:40 PM (oylnX)
Bolton: I tell you, they're drinking vodka straight out of the bottle in the Kremlin tonight. It was a great day for Moscow.
__________
"Didn't you used to be somebody?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2025 07:35 PM (dxSpM)
Bolton got all butt-hurt by Trump; now Bolton's asshoe.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 13, 2025 07:41 PM (ynpvh)
318 314
Bolton: I tell you, they're drinking vodka straight out of the bottle in the Kremlin tonight. It was a great day for Moscow.
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I look forward to exposure of his funding sources..
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 13, 2025 07:47 PM (Ijbq0)
__________
"Didn't you used to be somebody?"
Posted by: Hadrian
Just another no-talent assclown
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 13, 2025 08:08 PM (h9Msd)
Waaayyyyy late to the thread, but that Carl DeMaio is the rare Republican California Assemblyman. He primaried a do-nothing RINO and he means to change as much as he can in Sacramento and publicize the shyte out of Newsom's corruption.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 13, 2025 08:13 PM (I87yH)
Yet she conveniently left out that the procurement list was revised in Dec 2024, when Biden was President. The Tesla line item was last modified on December 13, 2024.
Unfortunately, because Rachel entirely left out this important context, many of her 1.7 million nightly viewers will believe her misleading narrative.
SpaceX wins their government contracts because they offer the lowest price and execute. It’s not a bad thing to serve the U.S. government with great capability and products at a low price relative to the competition.
Tesla is the most American-made auto manufacturer in the U.S. Every Tesla sold in America is built in America. When you buy a Tesla, you are supporting American industry. Teslas have a lower cost of ownership compared to ICE cars. The government would likely save money buying armored Teslas instead of armored ICE cars, based on what we’ve seen with long local law enforcement trials.
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Posted by: ShainS -- The Deep State Dies in Daylight at February 13, 2025 08:40 PM (vAHT7)
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