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Quick Hits
Dylan Mulvaney, the man in a dress who just joined Congress,
and Chuck Schumer
The Democrats are doubling down on transgenderism.
And so it begins. Posted by: Guy who always thinks things are beginningAnd so it begins:
Newly sworn-in Attorney General Pam Bondi held her first U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) press briefing Wednesday where she announced federal charges filed against the state of New York, specifically Gov. Kathy Hochul, the state's AG Letitia James, and Commissioner Mark Schroeder of the state's Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV). "New York has chosen to prioritize illegal aliens over American citizens. It stops today," Bondi said. Bondi's department has already sued the city of Chicago, the state of Illinois, and Cook County over their so-called "sanctuary" laws that shield illegal aliens from federal immigration enforcement. "New York didn't listen, so now you're next," Bondi said. "This is a new DOJ," declared Bondi, "and we are taking steps to protect Americans."Some earlier reports said that Alvin Bragg was being charged. He isn't.
Not yet.
Update: It's also not "charges." It's a civil suit. I think it's to compel action. If she succeeds, and they continue to resist, I think then she could seek charges for violating a court order.
Lt. Bearclaw:
Alexander S. VindmanCan't wait until we find a papertrail of USAID funding to him.
@AVindman Quietly, Hegseth announces a major policy change, ruling out Ukraine joining NATO. This is a complete capitulation to Putin, justifying his wars of aggression starting with Georgia in 2008. This will embolden Putin and undermine the interests of peace in Ukraine and Europe. A major blow to U.S. national security.
Glenn Greenwald
@ggreenwald This is always what DC does with its failed wars. Those who start them always blame those who finally have to end them. Everyone knew Ukraine was losing and NATO's "victory goals" were impossible. Since only Trump admitted it, they'll blame him for losing their failed war.
The DOJ has dropped the corruption charges against NYC Mayor Eric Adams. The DOJ accused Biden of having manufactured a case against Adams due to Adams' complaints about flooding his city with illegal aliens.
I'm "meh" on this. Yes, Biden probably ordered the Code Red but they wound up finding a lot of donations from Turkish construction companies going to Adams. There's talk that Adams may change his party registration to Republican. He is polling badly in the Democrat Primary-- but could probably win the GOP primary, if he changed a few positions and actually promised to govern as the tough-on-crime mayor he claimed he'd be.
The Justice Department under President Trump has dismissed the bribery case against New York City Mayor Eric Adams, citing political motivations behind the prosecution under the Biden administration. The decision follows Adams' claims that the charges were retaliation for his criticism of Biden's handling of the migrant crisis. Key Details: The Trump DOJ instructed the Southern District of New York to dismiss the charges without prejudice, allowing for potential future prosecution. DOJ officials cited concerns that the case was politically motivated and interfered with Adams' reelection campaign. Adams has shifted his stance on immigration and attended Trump's inauguration, signaling a potential political realignment.
A Democrat rep just claimed "manufacturing" is a sexist term because it has "man" in it.
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) February 12, 2025
We just might win the next few elections if they keep this dumb sht up. pic.twitter.com/mqoeow1FYj
Dems introduce reparations bill: "No, we will not just get over it" pic.twitter.com/OpoukM0HU2
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) February 12, 2025
This man is literally funded by George Soros, by the way. In 2016, the Washington Free Beacon obtained a memo from the George Soros-led Open Society Foundations that outlined how POGO and allied organizations such as the ACLU were funded by them.
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) February 12, 2025
According to the Heritage… https://t.co/uXA7qAXWTK
Unvaccinated relative of JD Vance denied heart transplant after religious exemption from Covid vaccine was REJECTED. pic.twitter.com/uItBBxqqVH
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) February 12, 2025
The lack of self-awareness here is astonishing. Soros has been financing a massive campaign to destabilize our cities. His sense that he is entitled to do this leaves no room for doubt regarding his own megalomania. It is on full display. https://t.co/owLmL5oNC4
— Bret Weinstein (@BretWeinstein) February 12, 2025
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2025 06:43 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 12, 2025 06:43 PM (jQ+5q)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2025 06:43 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: DNC HQ at February 12, 2025 06:44 PM (9XPe8)
Posted by: Redenzo at February 12, 2025 06:45 PM (V/pbu)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2025 06:45 PM (oa1NA)
should be the new Christian defamation task force first case!
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 12, 2025 06:45 PM (jQ+5q)
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at February 12, 2025 06:45 PM (6K6Eu)
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2025 06:45 PM (KQk9m)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 06:45 PM (YqDXo)
and Chuck Schumer
The Democrats are doubling down on transgenderism.
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Not to mention Schroomer, who identifies as a Senator.
Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2025 06:46 PM (krQz2)
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There's a near 100% certainty that a paper trail connects USAID to Vindman or someone close to him.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 12, 2025 06:46 PM (BpYfr)
>>>And so it begins.
The short-stroking that is.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 12, 2025 06:46 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 12, 2025 06:46 PM (NtVYv)
should be the new Christian defamation task force first case!
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 12, 2025 06:45 PM (jQ+5q)
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This is why they are slow-walking RFK jr. He will expose the hazards of the vaxx.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2025 06:46 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2025 06:46 PM (EEtBd)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 12, 2025 06:47 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2025 06:47 PM (H3ACd)
Quietly? He did it in front of all the F'n Euros at a conference about Ukraine... how much more noisy can he be... oh, and this was the policy Trump had run on during the campaign, people just did not believe him.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 12, 2025 06:47 PM (QAkQ3)
@AVindman
Quietly, Hegseth announces a major policy change, ruling out Ukraine joining NATO. This is a complete capitulation to Putin, justifying his wars of aggression starting with Georgia in 2008. This will embolden Putin and undermine the interests of peace in Ukraine and Europe. A major blow to U.S. national security.
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Yeah, he's nothing if not impartial on Ukraine--right?
Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2025 06:47 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: wth at February 12, 2025 06:47 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Buster Hymand at February 12, 2025 06:47 PM (wP83F)
Posted by: Guy who sees things through a prism of continuity at February 12, 2025 06:47 PM (wzAuc)
"When his fantasy of becoming president came true, his narcissism developed a pathological dimension."
Soros throwing down on President Trump.
Soros/Justice Dept Crosshairs some assembly required
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 12, 2025 06:48 PM (jQ+5q)
@AVindman
Quietly, Hegseth announces a major policy change, ruling out Ukraine joining NATO. This is a complete capitulation to Putin, justifying his wars of aggression starting with Georgia in 2008. This will embolden Putin and undermine the interests of peace in Ukraine and Europe. A major blow to U.S. national security.
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You go to Ukraine, now!
It's your opportunity to join their new government as they come out of the war.
Really -- go. GO!
*pokes with a stick*
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2025 06:48 PM (H3ACd)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2025 06:48 PM (oa1NA)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 12, 2025 06:46 PM (BpYfr)
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He's going to get court-martialed.
Also: he got dragged on twitter for saying it was "quiet." Guy did it at a public event in front of NATO leaders. He was a quiet as a bullhorn.
What a retard.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2025 06:48 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Max Power at February 12, 2025 06:48 PM (Hucnr)
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Any word on "manure" or "manual labor," or do we get to keep those?
I'm not even going to bring up "cockpit."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 06:48 PM (YqDXo)
Drop in the bucket compared to Code Blue. And if he could be turned, he could become a useful ally.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 12, 2025 06:49 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2025 06:49 PM (EEtBd)
Posted by: Redenzo at February 12, 2025 06:49 PM (V/pbu)
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He's on record as liking to "play God" when he shortsells currencies and crashes economies.
Fuck this guy in particular.
Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2025 06:49 PM (krQz2)
The vibrant nation of Ukraine is gone. It will take decades to recover from the damage, lost population, and the casualties. You did it, VDman.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 12, 2025 06:50 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at February 12, 2025 06:50 PM (iNp3L)
@AVindman
Quietly, Hegseth announces a major policy change, ruling out Ukraine joining NATO. This is a complete capitulation to Putin, justifying his wars of aggression starting with Georgia in 2008. This will embolden Putin and undermine the interests of peace in Ukraine and Europe. A major blow to U.S. national security.
Which he gives a shit about.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 06:50 PM (YqDXo)
In Vindman's defense, English is not his first language.
Posted by: Just Lily at February 12, 2025 06:50 PM (RLLZj)
Please be to shut the hell up already.
Posted by: The Union's 360,000 Dead 1861-1865 at February 12, 2025 06:50 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at February 12, 2025 06:50 PM (6K6Eu)
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Way to read the room.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 06:51 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 12, 2025 06:51 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 12, 2025 06:51 PM (i24o9)
"When his fantasy of becoming president came true, his narcissism developed a pathological dimension."
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F$#@ off
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2025 06:51 PM (H3ACd)
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at February 12, 2025 06:50 PM (iNp3L)
I just turned 59 and I look like Wilford Brimley.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, waiting for more snow at February 12, 2025 06:51 PM (bDNzX)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 12, 2025 06:52 PM (KXtU1)
You HAD and BEEN HAVING "REPARATIONS" for the last 70 years since El BJ ! AND did you ever hear of TIMING? Google it you may be surprised.
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 12, 2025 06:52 PM (jQ+5q)
Posted by: davis at February 12, 2025 06:52 PM (wBTPl)
Quietly, Hegseth announces a major policy change, ruling out Ukraine joining NATO. This is a complete capitulation to Putin, justifying his wars of aggression starting with Georgia in 2008.
Meh ... this will play. Its a signal to the Cold War Boomers.
My Dad, 70, never misses a chance to lose his shit because "The Russians will run across Europe". My Dad isn't senile. He's just typical.
Posted by: 10/7 at February 12, 2025 06:52 PM (ywp6b)
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Way to read the room.
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More of those "Fundamentally non-serious" choices on display there.
Posted by: Crusader at February 12, 2025 06:52 PM (TN0g+)
Big Bad Vlad: Today Ukraine, Tomorrow SURINAME!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 12, 2025 06:52 PM (XV/Pl)
@AVindman
Quietly, Hegseth announces a major policy change, ruling out Ukraine joining NATO. This is a complete capitulation to Putin, justifying his wars of aggression starting with Georgia in 2008. This will embolden Putin and undermine the interests of peace in Ukraine and Europe. A major blow to U.S. national security.
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This man knows about what he speaks. Listen to the man. Listen!
Posted by: Mrs. Alexander Vindman at February 12, 2025 06:52 PM (C53IZ)
>>"When his fantasy of becoming president came true, his narcissism developed a pathological dimension."
Yet more proof that Trump is not a Nazi.
Because, if he was a Nazi, Soros would be sucking his dick.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2025 06:52 PM (oa1NA)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, waiting for more snow at February 12, 2025 06:51 PM (bDNzX)
Are you Wiford Brimley?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 12, 2025 06:52 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at February 12, 2025 06:52 PM (wP83F)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, waiting for more snow at February 12, 2025 06:51 PM (bDNzX)
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Wilford Brimley looked like Wilford Brimley when he was 59.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at February 12, 2025 06:52 PM (6K6Eu)
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When it means hand.
Do we have to respect illiterates in office?
It's not a Germanic root--it's a fucking Mediterranean root.
Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2025 06:52 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
.......
Plain Jane thought bubble: "Looks like I'm the meat in this sandwich. The creme in the Oreo cookie. Choo-choo!"
Posted by: wth at February 12, 2025 06:53 PM (v0R5T)
Ukraine is an easy fix. Come up with the 100 Billion Zelensky claims he didn't get from Biden who said he sent it and the war can go on.
Posted by: Auspex at February 12, 2025 06:53 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Alien lizard Soros at February 12, 2025 06:53 PM (JViXK)
I think reparations were paid long ago.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 12, 2025 06:53 PM (tT6L1)
and Chuck Schumer
The Democrats are doubling down on transgenderism.
________________
Way to read the room again.
I guess the Dems didn't get the memo. This crap is faded.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 06:53 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: gKWVE at February 12, 2025 06:53 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Josephistan at February 12, 2025 06:53 PM (9XPe8)
Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2025 06:53 PM (9SaeC)
Posted by: Mrs. Alexander Vindman at February 12, 2025 06:52 PM (C53IZ)
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Only on the subject of pastries--and then, not even then.
Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2025 06:53 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2025 06:54 PM (mB6WH)
Yeah, about that? We're gonna go ahead and say we won't be playing that game anymore:
https://tinyurl.com/bde2b2vf
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2025 06:54 PM (H3ACd)
Posted by: 10/7 at February 12, 2025 06:52 PM (ywp6b)
You can take people out of the Cold War, but you can't take the Cold War out of some people.
I am in the local VFW, and there are a few like that, one of whom was fundraising and traveling there like Trump assassin #2.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 12, 2025 06:54 PM (i24o9)
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When it means hand.
Do we have to respect illiterates in office?
It's not a Germanic root--it's a fucking Mediterranean root.
Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2025 06:52 PM (krQz2)
________________
Yep.
"Mano a mano" doesn't mean "man to man." It means "hand to hand."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 06:54 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 12, 2025 06:52 PM (i24o9)
No, but I am fond of Quaker Oats.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, waiting for more snow at February 12, 2025 06:55 PM (bDNzX)
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So?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 06:55 PM (YqDXo)
Hymenfacturing
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2025 06:55 PM (oa1NA)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 12, 2025 06:55 PM (L/fGl)
BREAKING: NIH admits funding freeze is illegal, will resume issuing grants. On Wednesday morning, NIH leadership distributed a memo, obtained by Popular Information, acknowledging that its funding freeze was illegal and directing staff to resume issuing grants.
The memo was written by Michael Lauer, the NIH Deputy Director for Extramural Research, and Michelle Bulls, the NIH Chief Grants Officer. It states that the NIH will "effectuate the administration's goals over time," but such considerations cannot factor "into funding decisions at this time." The memo acknowledges that NIH programs "fall under recently issued Temporary Restraining Orders" by federal courts.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 12, 2025 06:55 PM (ycI94)
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) February 12, 2025
No direct or INDIRECT federal funds should be allowed to go to this hospital until they perform the surgery
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2025 06:55 PM (t0Rmr)
Hey idiot, the Man- comes from the Latin word for HAND.
If you chop off both hands, then you can complain.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2025 06:56 PM (n7h9X)
Won't someone think of the muslims!?
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2025 06:56 PM (oa1NA)
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And the senile congressman with not 1 but 2 trannies, and a fundamentally non-serious choice making demands about reparations.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you your 2025 Democratic Party! Lets give the a round of applause please....
Posted by: Crusader at February 12, 2025 06:56 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 12, 2025 06:56 PM (QAkQ3)
*shhhhhhhh*
She's rolling.
Please tell us, what other words are sexist!
Really, let it all out -- the American public wants to know!!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2025 06:56 PM (H3ACd)
Alexander S. Vindman @AVindman
Quietly, Hegseth announces a major policy change
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Remember when you claimed Trump needed to be impeached because he was violating "our foreign policy?" FU, traitor.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 12, 2025 06:56 PM (OVRT7)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at February 12, 2025 06:56 PM (qGDgb)
I blame Trump for that too.
Posted by: Alien lizard Soros at February 12, 2025 06:53 PM (JViXK)
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Indeed.
Posted by: Buffalo Bill at February 12, 2025 06:56 PM (krQz2)
I think reparations were paid long ago.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 12, 2025 06:53 PM (tT6L1)
I thought each slave got a piece of land after the Civil War, to make a start. So, reparations were paid already, to those who suffered.
If you're whining now, become a citizen of an African nation, give up US citizenship, and move there. Don't come back.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 12, 2025 06:56 PM (VNX3d)
Out: Vlad rides a bear
In: Vlad has taken up long distance running
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2025 06:56 PM (t0Rmr)
Luciferianism makes its defiant stand...
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2025 06:57 PM (33Cgj)
Posted by: Makes all the sense in the world at February 12, 2025 06:57 PM (mEkvo)
The only people that even give him the time of day are those weirdos who go to Bilderberg and sacrifice babies to hungry statues. They’ve been running the show but that’s 3rd and 4th Turning ish.
The wheels of history are about to roll right over them.
Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2025 06:57 PM (9SaeC)
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) February 12, 2025
No direct or INDIRECT federal funds should be allowed to go to this hospital until they perform the surgery
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2025 06:55 PM (t0Rmr)
Wait until RFK sees this....
/sings
Skyrockets in flight.... afternoon delight...
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 12, 2025 06:57 PM (QAkQ3)
Quietly, Hegseth announces a major policy change, ruling out Ukraine joining NATO.
......
Adding thoughtfully: "Cleanup is a bitch."
Posted by: wth at February 12, 2025 06:57 PM (v0R5T)
I think reparations were paid long ago.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 12, 2025 06:53 PM (tT6L1)
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Maybe they meant paying us reparations for all the damage they've done to this country: dangerous cities, shitty schools, lousy academic performance, multigenerational welfare, crime stats through the roof, rampant illegitimacy ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 06:57 PM (YqDXo)
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I no longer see a downside to that. I might even be willing to do some sort of deal for the UK as well....let's talk.
Posted by: Crusader at February 12, 2025 06:57 PM (TN0g+)
It is.
She really says, after bemoaning that only 13% of applicants are female, "is it because manufacturing, it sounds like a guy?"
Holy shit. She is that stupid.
The root "man" in manufacturing, is from the Latin for "hand" and anyone who watched Manos, Hands of Fate, could tell you.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 12, 2025 06:58 PM (I9fAe)
NATO, Georgia, 2008 ... Where have I heard this before?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2025 06:58 PM (LkLld)
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NATO's really accomplished something if that were true.
Gee, how much more money can we shovel into that hole, again, were that true?
Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2025 06:58 PM (krQz2)
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There must be a few bucks in the fed budget for some psychopathic centurion Latin teachers.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 12, 2025 06:58 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 12, 2025 06:58 PM (KXtU1)
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Sherman suggested it, but it was never acted on.
Not that Sherman liked black people in any way, but he really, really hated the planter class.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at February 12, 2025 06:58 PM (6K6Eu)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2025 06:58 PM (mB6WH)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 12, 2025 06:52 PM (KXtU1)
+++++
If he was really that chummy with those two he'd invite them over for one of his world famous BBQs. I seriously doubt that he ever would. He looks mighty uncomfortable.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 12, 2025 06:58 PM (C53IZ)
Some whites owned slaves, so all whites should pay.
Some blacks owed slaves, so all blacks should pay too.
So everyone just pull out a dollar, look at it and put it back again.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2025 06:58 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Makes all the sense in the world at February 12, 2025 06:57 PM (mEkvo)
Better, its a 12 year old girl, and its the flu and Covid vaccines.... that should not be given to children...
and in fact, in many countries, are now outlawed.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 12, 2025 06:58 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at February 12, 2025 06:52 PM (6K6Eu)
Heh. You are correct, sir.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, waiting for more snow at February 12, 2025 06:58 PM (bDNzX)
Can I get a ruling on mental retardation?
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2025 06:59 PM (33Cgj)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
And will contribute to air fare.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2025 06:59 PM (qrWl3)
It's not like we are making the stuff with our penises (penisii?).
At least not all of the stuff.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 12, 2025 06:59 PM (i24o9)
Luciferianism makes its defiant stand...
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If there were a Planned Parenthood rep in the picture as well an observer might even have heard the demons chanting.
Posted by: Crusader at February 12, 2025 06:59 PM (TN0g+)
Some whites owned slaves, so all whites should pay.
Some blacks owed slaves, so all blacks should pay too.
So everyone just pull out a dollar, look at it and put it back again.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2025 06:58 PM (n7h9X)
African tribes were the ones who enslaved blacks, so Reparations should come from them...
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 12, 2025 06:59 PM (QAkQ3)
Remember the guy who claimed the term ‘black hole’ was rayciss?
I think he was a city councilman or something.
Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2025 06:59 PM (9SaeC)
Holy shit. She is that stupid.
The root "man" in manufacturing, is from the Latin for "hand" and anyone who watched Manos, Hands of Fate, could tell you.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 12, 2025 06:58 PM (I9fAe)
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I'll compromise.
We'll call it man-u-fag-she-ring.
Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2025 06:59 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2025 07:00 PM (LkLld)
And manumission was only for male slaves, right?
Hands off that manual transmission, Ladies...or maybe not...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 12, 2025 07:00 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Eternity Matters at February 12, 2025 07:00 PM (yT7Wa)
Can I get a ruling on mental retardation?
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2025 06:59 PM (33Cgj)
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Leave me out of it!
Posted by: Senator Mazie Hirono at February 12, 2025 07:00 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Ralph at February 12, 2025 07:00 PM (8WZD4)
Posted by: Makes all the sense in the world at February 12, 2025 06:57 PM (mEkvo)
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Worse yet, the patient in that story is a 12-year-old girl. Not sure how that caption about being a relative of JD Vance fits in as the news story makes no mention of it, but no matter.
Some countries don't even allow children to get the COVID vaccine, if I remember correctly. And here we are five years after the pandemic and that stupid hospital is refusing to allow that girl on the transplant list.
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2025 07:00 PM (79pEw)
Posted by: Ralph at February 12, 2025 07:00 PM (8WZD4)
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That's where they found their thrill.
Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2025 07:01 PM (krQz2)
So does woman.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2025 07:01 PM (LkLld)
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Sherman suggested it, but it was never acted on.
Not that Sherman liked black people in any way, but he really, really hated the planter class.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at February 12, 2025 06:58 PM (6K6Eu)
And there was more than one program to send Blacks to Liberia in Africa.... which most did not want to take, they WANTED to stay here.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 12, 2025 07:01 PM (QAkQ3)
Don't know if this has been mentioned, but I just saw the wife of Judge Master Bates, the one who thinks he's the webmaster of the Executive branch ordering them to restored the tranny web pages, is a USAID grifter.
She runs something called the "Hope for Children in Ethopia".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 12, 2025 07:01 PM (w6EFb)
Quietly, Hegseth announces a major policy change, ruling out Ukraine joining NATO.
......
Adding thoughtfully: "Besides, all the mail order brides are gone."
Posted by: wth at February 12, 2025 07:01 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2025 07:01 PM (79pEw)
Sure Jan... now do MANicure.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2025 07:01 PM (NpAcC)
Like the Clintons and Obama, I think he gets off on accusing Trump of his own dirty deeds.
Really.
They do it so often they are daring God to strike them down with a bolt of lightning. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2025 07:02 PM (H3ACd)
__________________
Is "roofing" sexist? I've never seen a female roofer.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 07:02 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Eternity Matters at February 12, 2025 07:00 PM (yT7Wa)
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Hey, not knowing how to grill doesn't make him a fag!
Well, it kinda does--but not all the way.
Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2025 07:02 PM (krQz2)
So does woman.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2025 07:01 PM (LkLld)
Most real Woman hope...
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 12, 2025 07:02 PM (QAkQ3)
Trump needs to instruct the NIH/CDC to go back to the proper definition of VACCINE and state that the flu and covid shots are not vaccines.
Posted by: Ciampino - Purple like the head at February 12, 2025 07:02 PM (KjLnc)
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Sherman suggested it, but it was never acted on.
Not that Sherman liked black people in any way, but he really, really hated the planter class.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at February 12, 2025 06:58 PM (6K6Eu)
Many of them unofficially did get land from their owners, on the islands off South Carolina protected by the Navy and helped out by volunteers from the North East, all Republicans if they could have voted. They had to do lots of scrambling to manage the slaves local and the large number of refugee families coming from the mainland.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2025 07:02 PM (n7h9X)
Can I get a ruling on mental retardation?
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2025 06:59 PM (33Cgj)
Mental has men in it...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 12, 2025 07:02 PM (ynpvh)
So does woman.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2025 07:01 PM (LkLld)
At least until marriage.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 12, 2025 07:02 PM (i24o9)
If you want some confusion, take a look at him and his wife:
https://tinyurl.com/435wybtf
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2025 07:02 PM (KBQMF)
I am in the local VFW, and there are a few like that, one of whom was fundraising and traveling there like Trump assassin #2.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 12, 2025 06:54 PM (i24o9)
My barber is not a leftist in any way, but during Trump's first term, when all the "Muh Collusion!" talk was going on, I heard him say unambiguously that Trump had committed treason.
Some people have long memories about this stuff. Or can't let go of the past. Whichever.
Posted by: Dr. T at February 12, 2025 07:02 PM (lHPJf)
And the requisite, "follow my orders or I'll slice like a fucking hammer. Don't make a maniac out of me."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 12, 2025 07:03 PM (I9fAe)
Sure Jan... now do MANicure.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2025 07:01 PM (NpAcC)
_______________
Whereas everyone knows that "pedicure" appeals to pedophiles and pederasts.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 07:03 PM (YqDXo)
Some countries don't even allow children to get the COVID vaccine, if I remember correctly. And here we are five years after the pandemic and that stupid hospital is refusing to allow that girl on the transplant list.
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2025 07:00 PM (79pEw)
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The LAST thing a person facing a transplant needs is to rev up the immune system with vaccines! Good Grief!!
Posted by: Just Lily at February 12, 2025 07:03 PM (RLLZj)
Posted by: Eternity Matters
.....
That thing in the middle is a guy too? Jeeb. It's gotten so bad I gave up trying to figure this shit out.
Posted by: wth at February 12, 2025 07:03 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 12, 2025 07:03 PM (KXtU1)
I'm not sure if Soros in 2025 can even talk.
People need to focus on Alex Soros and what he's doing now, not the old man.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 12, 2025 07:03 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 07:02 PM (YqDXo)
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Yes, of course it is. That's because it has the root word "roo," which comes from rooster, which are male chickens, mister.
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2025 07:04 PM (79pEw)
It's not like we are making the stuff with our penises (penisii?).
At least not all of the stuff.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 12, 2025 06:59 PM (i24o9)
Joke punchline: "Well, Sir, then you don't want to know how we make the donuts"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 12, 2025 07:04 PM (ynpvh)
So does woman.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2025 07:01 PM (LkLld)
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Whoa!
Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2025 07:04 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2025 07:04 PM (mB6WH)
We ruled it out during the Clinton administration. It has remained the policy ever since. No change.
Posted by: tankdemon at February 12, 2025 07:04 PM (Bo7O3)
”https://tinyurl.com/y3kbndzr
-Ha Ha Nelson
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 12, 2025 07:04 PM (jQ+5q)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 12, 2025 07:01 PM (w6EFb)
Is Ethiopia even having problems anymore?
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2025 07:05 PM (n7h9X)
We'll call it man-u-fag-she-ring.
Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2025 06:59 PM (krQz2)
/Golf Clap....
It's kinda like Sex You All Her Ass Meant...
That's when she drops her drawers and turns around...
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 12, 2025 07:05 PM (QAkQ3)
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When it means hand.
Do we have to respect illiterates in office?
It's not a Germanic root--it's a fucking Mediterranean root.
Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2025 06:52 PM (krQz2)
________________
Yep.
"Mano a mano" doesn't mean "man to man." It means "hand to hand."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 06:54 PM (YqDXo)
"Manos: The Hands of Fate" has entered the chat
Posted by: Josephistan at February 12, 2025 07:05 PM (9XPe8)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 07:02 PM (YqDXo)
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Yes, of course it is. That's because it has the root word "roo," which comes from rooster, which are male chickens, mister.
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2025 07:04 PM (79pEw)
Cockpits. Definitely sexist.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 12, 2025 07:05 PM (ynpvh)
"Mano a mano" doesn't mean "man to man." It means "hand to hand."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 06:54 PM (YqDXo)
Well, Woman a Woman means something else !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 12, 2025 07:05 PM (NtVYv)
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How about "mover?" Does that only appeal to cows? Moover?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 07:05 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 12, 2025 07:03 PM (I9fAe)
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"Maniac." Another job women won't do because it has the word "man" in it.
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2025 07:05 PM (79pEw)
”https://tinyurl.com/y3kbndzr
-Ha Ha Nelson
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 12, 2025 07:04 PM (jQ+5q)
There's an EO against pronoun trouble
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2025 07:06 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 12, 2025 07:05 PM (NtVYv)
Catfight!
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 12, 2025 07:06 PM (i24o9)
Oh, just read, DOGE is in the Dept of Labor now, and the Bureau of Labor Statistics (otherwise known as the Bureau of Lies and Statistics).
DOGE boys are now gonna have them show their work in how they come up with these numbers.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 12, 2025 07:06 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 07:02 PM (YqDXo)
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yes, because the man is on top of something
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 12, 2025 07:06 PM (NtVYv)
I read somewhere once that Soros made a great portion of his wealth by breaking the Bank of England. He took a position against the British pound and when it dropped sharply in value, he cleaned up.
Maybe he's trying a repeat against the US Dollar. The more the USA turns into a hellhole, the weaker the dollar becomes.
Posted by: Some Imbecile at February 12, 2025 07:06 PM (klJTj)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 07:05 PM (YqDXo)
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Udder contempt for that.
Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2025 07:06 PM (krQz2)
If you want some confusion, take a look at him and his wife:
https://tinyurl.com/435wybtf
Posted by: t-bird
......
Good grief. And these people act like they are celebrities or something.
VOTE FOR ME, I'M DISGUSTING
Posted by: wth at February 12, 2025 07:06 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 12, 2025 07:06 PM (jQ+5q)
https://x.com/alx/status/1889673202562957400
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at February 12, 2025 07:06 PM (bfPD6)
You aren't anywhere near that level and you are about to find out.
Posted by: davis at February 12, 2025 07:07 PM (wBTPl)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 12, 2025 07:01 PM (w6EFb)
Is Ethiopia even having problems anymore?
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I loved the Southpark episodes with Starvin' Marvin...
Posted by: Crusader at February 12, 2025 07:07 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2025 07:07 PM (mB6WH)
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2025 07:04 PM (79pEw)
Cockpits. Definitely sexist.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 12, 2025 07:05 PM (ynpvh)
Roo is a small stuffed kangaroo toy
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2025 07:07 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Ralph at February 12, 2025 07:00 PM
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Where is not as important to me as when.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 12, 2025 07:08 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: Big Homo at February 12, 2025 07:08 PM (R/m4+)
How about women who are afraid to be women because it has the word 'men' in it?
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2025 07:08 PM (3fFru)
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2025 07:05 PM (n7h9X)
__________________
When does it NOT have problems?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 07:09 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2025 07:09 PM (mB6WH)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 12, 2025 07:01 PM (w6EFb)
Is Ethiopia even having problems anymore?
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I loved the Southpark episodes with Starvin' Marvin...
Posted by: Crusader at February 12, 2025 07:07 PM (TN0g+)
I remember growing up that the nation of choice was India. I did question how my eating all the food on the plate would help them in any way.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2025 07:09 PM (n7h9X)
"Mano a mano" doesn't mean "man to man." It means "hand to hand."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 06:54 PM (YqDXo)
Well, Woman a Woman means something else !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 12, 2025 07:05 PM (NtVYv)
Is it about the ✂️s?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 12, 2025 07:09 PM (ynpvh)
He made a lot more by working with the CIA. A lot more.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2025 07:09 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 12, 2025 07:09 PM (OTdqV)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2025 07:09 PM (8NNF8)
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2025 07:06 PM (n7h9X)
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Trump should issue an EO against man buns.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 07:09 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 12, 2025 07:10 PM (klJTj)
Posted by: Redenzo at February 12, 2025 06:49 PM (V/pbu)
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.... bar tender says "No clutching in here!"
Posted by: Ciampino - clutch a plate to your bosom at February 12, 2025 07:10 PM (KjLnc)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 07:02 PM (YqDXo)
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yes, because the man is on top of something
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 12, 2025 07:06 PM (NtVYv)
and he Hammers it... nails it...
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 12, 2025 07:10 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: fd at February 12, 2025 07:10 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: The Zombie Weather Girls at February 12, 2025 07:10 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 12, 2025 07:10 PM (3wi/L)
_________________
He did the same thing to Malaysia (where he is under a death sentence) and Thailand.
Nice guy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 07:11 PM (YqDXo)
Trump and Putin will work things out and then they'll tell you the deal that they made.
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2025 07:11 PM (xu4vb)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 12, 2025 07:09 PM (OTdqV)
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I believe they believe the ideal population for the earth is 500 million people. People who undergo this kind of mutilation don't reproduce.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 12, 2025 07:11 PM (tT6L1)
Sure Jan... now do MANicure.
or chairperSON
Posted by: anachronda at February 12, 2025 07:11 PM (oY6Yp)
And this is why I am not worried about AI taking over. Siri can't even fucking copy down simple words.
Next time someone tells you Musk isn't credentialed, reply back, "he doesn't need to be a CPA to spot anomalies. Hell, I'm not a gynecologist, but I can still spot a cvnt when I see it".
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2025 07:11 PM (8NNF8)
Posted by: Ben Had
......
"Who crapped on the floor?"
Posted by: wth at February 12, 2025 07:11 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 12, 2025 06:58 PM (wzAuc)
hesitantly raises hand...
Posted by: sal at February 12, 2025 07:11 PM (f+FmA)
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2025 07:05 PM (n7h9X)
Only a civil war. And volcanoes.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 12, 2025 07:11 PM (kpDSe)
Posted by: democrat judges at February 12, 2025 07:11 PM (+GVyA)
Posted by: Crusader at February 12, 2025 07:07 PM (TN0g+)
I remember growing up that the nation of choice was India. I did question how my eating all the food on the plate would help them in any way.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2025 07:09 PM (n7h9X)
Yeah, but when as a Teenager I said 'well then send it to them'... yeah, Ma was old school, I got slapped.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 12, 2025 07:11 PM (QAkQ3)
Oh, FFS. Why didn't SHE go into manufacturing? Can we just stop pretending that women--no, wymyn! just don't do traditionally male stuff because they are not interested?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 12, 2025 07:12 PM (OX9vb)
Some countries don't even allow children to get the COVID vaccine, if I remember correctly. And here we are five years after the pandemic and that stupid hospital is refusing to allow that girl on the transplant list.
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2025 07:00 PM (79pEw)
I wonder if its her connection to Vance as much as the shot? Some Hippocratic oath-breakers there if that is the case.
Posted by: Moki at February 12, 2025 07:12 PM (wLjpr)
Why hasn't Hollywood ever tried doing Stainless Steel Rat movies?
* shakes head *
Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2025 07:12 PM (krQz2)
Trump and Putin will work things out and then they'll tell you the deal that they made.
Posted by: t-bird
.......
Then the Euroweenies began to squeal...
Posted by: wth at February 12, 2025 07:12 PM (v0R5T)
If you want some confusion, take a look at him and his wife:
https://tinyurl.com/435wybtf
Posted by: t-bird
________________
Good Lord.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 07:13 PM (YqDXo)
Attorney General Pam Bondi announces that the DOJ has filed charges against the state of New York, Gov. Kathy Hochul, AG Letitia James, and Mark Schroeder from the DMV:
"This is a new DOJ and we are taking steps to protect Americans.
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 12, 2025 07:13 PM (jQ+5q)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 12, 2025 07:11 PM (tT6L1)
Big Pharma... perpetual Hormones cost a bundle.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 12, 2025 07:13 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Ben Had
......
"Who crapped on the floor?"
Posted by: wth at February 12, 2025 07:11 PM (v0R5T)
Which of the insane noses will be push into it saying "Did you do That?"
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 12, 2025 07:13 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Jmel at February 12, 2025 07:13 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: wth at February 12, 2025 07:12 PM (v0R5T)
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Trump: "Shut up. Here's how it's going to be ..."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 07:13 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: torabora at February 12, 2025 07:14 PM (0Gnoc)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 12, 2025 07:14 PM (jQ+5q)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 12, 2025 07:11 PM (tT6L1)
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When I was in college, sustainable population was 2 billion.
What happened?
Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2025 07:14 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Ethiopian Chamber of Commerce at February 12, 2025 07:14 PM (9XPe8)
Oh, and I'm seeing $2.7T, ballpark estimate of improper/fraudulent Medicare spending over the last 20 years.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 12, 2025 07:14 PM (w6EFb)
We ruled it out during the Clinton administration. It has remained the policy ever since. No change.
Posted by: tankdemon at February 12, 2025 07:04 PM (Bo7O3)
It was brought up at one of the beer boozers in the EU, a NATO meeting or something and promised to happen 'real soon now' . This was just before Russia sat up and said "what the hell now? and started asking for talks about why the peace talks for the last war in 2014 were not happening.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2025 07:15 PM (n7h9X)
Trump and Putin will work things out and then they'll tell you the deal that they made.
Posted by: t-bird
.......
Then the Euroweenies began to squeal...
Posted by: wth at February 12, 2025 07:12 PM (v0R5T)
Z: but that was not the deal...
Darth Trump: I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it further.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 12, 2025 07:15 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: davis at February 12, 2025 07:15 PM (wBTPl)
cents would be more appropriate
Posted by: anachronda at February 12, 2025 07:15 PM (oY6Yp)
What happened?
Posted by: Axeman
Crop yields went up?
Posted by: mikeski at February 12, 2025 07:15 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 12, 2025 07:15 PM (jQ+5q)
Posted by: blake
Then they can step off first. Show us the power of your convictions.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2025 07:15 PM (8NNF8)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2025 07:15 PM (mB6WH)
We ruled it out during the Clinton administration. It has remained the policy ever since. No change.
Posted by: tankdemon at February 12, 2025 07:04 PM (Bo7O3)
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Lord forbid we should honor our word.
Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2025 07:16 PM (krQz2)
https://tinyurl.com/353tprbm
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at February 12, 2025 07:16 PM (x3lWZ)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 12, 2025 07:16 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 12, 2025 07:11 PM (tT6L1)
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When I was in college, sustainable population was 2 billion.
What happened?
Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2025 07:14 PM (krQz2)
Somebody pulled a different number out of a different ass.
And in a wild coincidence nobody planning population reduction has their name anywhere near the top of the list for reduction.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2025 07:17 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2025 07:17 PM (krQz2)
What happened?
Posted by: Axeman
Crop yields went up?
Posted by: mikeski at February 12, 2025 07:15 PM (DgGvY)
with the increase in CO2... you know.... plant food...
Go figure.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 12, 2025 07:17 PM (QAkQ3)
Those who start them always blame those who finally have to end them.
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They ran LBJ out of office because of the Viet Nam war but turned around and blamed it on Nixon, who ended it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 12, 2025 07:17 PM (KWTb5)
Posted by: Eeyore"
Some folks beheaded to Guantanamo.
Posted by: fd at February 12, 2025 07:17 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Ethiopian Chamber of Commerce
Bullshit. Our mud huts eventually dry and our food is to die for.
Posted by: Somalian Chamber of Commerce at February 12, 2025 07:18 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2025 07:18 PM (mB6WH)
Posted by: Somalian Chamber of Commerce at February 12, 2025 07:18 PM (v0R5T)
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Charlies Angels: Back In Action
Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2025 07:17 PM (krQz2)
YOU TAKE THAT BACK.... my Angels were all Hotties!
Posted by: Charlie at February 12, 2025 07:18 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2025 07:18 PM (WpUtP)
Posted by: Eeyore"
Some folks beheaded to Guantanamo.
Posted by: fd
* golf clap *
Posted by: mikeski at February 12, 2025 07:18 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 12, 2025 07:18 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 12, 2025 07:19 PM (tT6L1)
What happened?
Posted by: Axeman
Crop yields went up?
Posted by: mikeski at February 12, 2025 07:15 PM (DgGvY)
________________
Norman Borlaug happened.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 07:19 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 12, 2025 07:14 PM
Yet they will deny my claim because the doctor charged $4.87 more than the medicare allowed amount. And it takes months to sort it out while I am getting final notice after final notice from my doctors office threatening to send the bill to a collection agency.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 12, 2025 07:19 PM (Rcnd3)
I'm having some big beers while I do laundry but still....
I also fried onions and cabbage which the dog Ralphy enjoyed mixed with his kibble and the rest of his can of food. He also enjoyed some brussel sprouts,
Posted by: Stateless...39% - mental state clawing up from 10% at February 12, 2025 07:20 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Eeyore"
Some folks beheaded to Guantanamo.
Posted by: fd at February 12, 2025 07:17 PM (vFG9F)
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I laughed.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 12, 2025 07:20 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Redenzo at February 12, 2025 06:49 PM (V/pbu)
Come on dammit! some of us are not all that clever. Finish the damn joke or I'm getting in touch with your manager!!!!
Posted by: Time for a new nick. Certified dangerous radical and Trump cultist!Ketchup goes on hotdogs! at February 12, 2025 07:20 PM (89Sog)
I believe they believe the ideal population for the earth is 500 million people. People who undergo this kind of mutilation don't reproduce.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 12, 2025 07:11 PM (tT6L1)
+++++
I really don't understand this kind of goal. By the time they manage to depopulate the planet by however means, (depending on a worldwide demise if everyone turns tranny is absurd), they'll certainly be long gone. Is it just pure love for Gaia?
Posted by: washrivergal at February 12, 2025 07:20 PM (C53IZ)
Posted by: davis at February 12, 2025 07:15 PM (wBTPl)
Just for grins, Putin had some lawyer look up the Ukraine constitution and determined that Z is no longer president because cancelling the election did not extend his term. They figure that only the Duma there can act, but for a law that forbids negotiation with Russia that they passed.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2025 07:20 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Crusader at February 12, 2025 07:20 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2025 07:20 PM (mB6WH)
What happened?
Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2025 07:14 PM (krQz2)
Advances in tech. With robotics, AI, etc, they have reevaluated how many Morlocks are needed to serve the Eloi.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 12, 2025 07:20 PM (klJTj)
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2025 07:17 PM (n7h9X)
______________
How about oxidation?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 07:20 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 07:19 PM (YqDXo)
The next we're casting about for someone to put on a coin, he's the one I'd pick.
Hell, he should be on a mountain. Not Mount Rushmore, maybe, but something of similar scale.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2025 07:21 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: washrivergal at February 12, 2025 07:20 PM (C53IZ)
They want to be there for the killin' part.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2025 07:21 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: davis at February 12, 2025 07:15 PM (wBTPl)
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He should go pound a piano.
Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2025 07:21 PM (krQz2)
What happened?
Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2025 07:14 PM (krQz2)
I remember when that dot head Gandhi, the broad not the piss drinking faggot, tried to sterilize dot heads in India. I think Joan Baez even sang about it.
Maybe they can try again.
Posted by: Snip Snip at February 12, 2025 07:21 PM (R/m4+)
.......
Sen. Schumer displays his youthful vigor by actually standing and commenting: "To be young again. To be young and in love."
Posted by: wth at February 12, 2025 07:21 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 07:19 PM (YqDXo)
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I just looked it up, Borlaug has a statue in DC. Very cool.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 12, 2025 07:21 PM (tT6L1)
Just watched Nicole Shanahan interview DataRepublican. She is deaf, and communication requires sign language translators. They set all this up for her to make it easy.
She's sort of geek nerd girl type (which we figured). She's doing God's work on the money laundering grift machine.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 12, 2025 07:22 PM (w6EFb)
They want to be there for the killin' part.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2025 07:21 PM (n7h9X)
I also want them to be there for the killing.
Probably in a different way.....
Posted by: Stateless...39% - mental state clawing up from 10% at February 12, 2025 07:22 PM (jvJvP)
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Some of it is the Orwellian "We do it because....we can."
But a lot of it is the unspoken idea that by the time they successfully cull the bulk of the human population, much of the slaves can be maintained by automation, and the slaves can then serve the elite few who by then will be running a much less crowded world.
Posted by: Crusader at February 12, 2025 07:22 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Stateless...39% - mental state clawing up from 10% at February 12, 2025 07:20 PM (jvJvP)
so which of you is planning to sleep outdoors tonight?
Posted by: sal at February 12, 2025 07:22 PM (f+FmA)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 12, 2025 07:17 PM (KWTb5)
So successfully that I've had young brainwashed communists absolutely REFUSE to believe that Nixon ended the war. Many of them will argue that he started it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2025 07:22 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 12, 2025 07:23 PM (KWTb5)
Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2025 07:23 PM (GWDtl)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 12, 2025 07:23 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 12, 2025 07:11 PM (tT6L1)
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I recently read "Rainbow Six", the leftist terrorists wanted a lot fewer people left. A whole lot less
Posted by: Josephistan at February 12, 2025 07:23 PM (9XPe8)
What happened?
Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2025 07:14 PM (krQz2)
Advances in tech. With robotics, AI, etc, they have reevaluated how many Morlocks are needed to serve the Eloi.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 12, 2025 07:20 PM (klJTj)
Interestingly, Global Warmenin, if it existed would create a huge amout of land that could be farmed - northern great plains, Canada, Siberia. It would likely increase rainfall in the Sahara.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2025 07:24 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Candidus at February 12, 2025 07:24 PM (4v8tk)
Posted by: Crusader at February 12, 2025 07:24 PM (TN0g+)
Big Homo includes, but is not limited to, pederasts, pedophiles, trannys, shemales, bull dykes, rug munchers, kiddie diddlers, peggers, lady bois, ass tramps, Lindsey Graham and of course your run of the mill, glory hole loving, ham n egger homosexual and lesbian.
Posted by: Big Homo
And Methodists
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2025 07:24 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Stateless...39% - mental state clawing up from 10% at February 12, 2025 07:20 PM (jvJvP)
Good thing you had a good day, because your evening might be, um, explosive.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 12, 2025 07:24 PM (OX9vb)
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lol gf Bearclaw.
Next to "Complete Capitulation to Putin" in the encyclopedia are pictures of a DogEating Muslim Bro and his Demented Booger-Eating Sidekick.
Why hasn't Trump trebucheted his fat ass back to Ukraine -- or Elon dropped him out of a Falcon Super Heavy over KEEEEEEEEVVVVVVV?
Posted by: ShainS -- It's A Sorry State of Affairs When It's The Judges Who Need Hanging at February 12, 2025 07:24 PM (vAHT7)
Posted by: Josephistan at February 12, 2025 07:23 PM (9XPe
I've been hearing it in SF stories in the 1950s.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2025 07:25 PM (n7h9X)
When I first read that as took it to mean that the one on the left wearing a dress was Mulvaney. I was going to ask who the person in the middle WEARING A PANTSUIT was and in what capacity had Mulvaney joined Congress.
Posted by: Ciampino - Manly women all three? at February 12, 2025 07:25 PM (KjLnc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 12, 2025 07:25 PM (TpJej)
Posted by: sal at February 12, 2025 07:22 PM (f+FmA)
I know.
He sleeps with me since Mom passed. He's actually usually pretty good.
Posted by: Stateless...39% - mental state clawing up from 10% at February 12, 2025 07:25 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Charlie
Yeah... gotta review that... but... Cheryl Ladd in a bikini... wow.
Posted by: Auspex at February 12, 2025 07:25 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Redenzo
......
"Hello men. Let me know if you find our menu confusing."
Posted by: wth at February 12, 2025 07:25 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
The next we're casting about for someone to put on a coin, he's the one I'd pick.
Hell, he should be on a mountain. Not Mount Rushmore, maybe, but something of similar scale.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
List of "who has saved the most people:"
1) Jesus Christ
2) Norman Borlaug
Then there's a big gap to whoever's number 3.
Posted by: mikeski at February 12, 2025 07:26 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 12, 2025 07:20 PM (klJTj)
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I can't decide if these replies are facetious or not.
I'm saying it used to be 2 billion, and now greenies keep saying half a billion. So it's gone down four-fold.
Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2025 07:26 PM (krQz2)
If you want some confusion, take a look at him and his wife:
https://tinyurl.com/435wybtf
Posted by: t-bird
________________
Good Lord.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 07:13 PM (YqDXo)
Yeeeshhh ...
Posted by: browndog would not at February 12, 2025 07:26 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 12, 2025 07:26 PM (TpJej)
Posted by: washrivergal at February 12, 2025 07:20 PM (C53IZ)
It's the sweet, sweet power.
Also, all their brains are going to be downloaded.
Posted by: sal at February 12, 2025 07:26 PM (f+FmA)
Posted by: ShainS -- It's A Sorry State of Affairs When It's The Judges Who Need Hanging at February 12, 2025 07:24 PM (vAHT7)
I think he's a citizen despite supposedly being tapped for CinC of the U army by Zelensky. His relative that got elected to Congress is a citizen.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2025 07:27 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 12, 2025 07:27 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: mikeski at February 12, 2025 07:26 PM (DgGvY)
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Whoever invented DDT should be in the mix.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 12, 2025 07:27 PM (tT6L1)
If you want some confusion, take a look at him and his wife:
https://tinyurl.com/435wybtf
Posted by: t-bird
Holy shit. That looks like Phil Silvers in drag.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2025 07:28 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: front toward enemy at February 12, 2025 07:28 PM (TIizU)
I'm so glad they don't learn lessons. Even Obama was a centrist on a lot of shit because he knew they had to keep the crazy assholes at bay.
Reparations. If that didn't happen under Obama, it ain't happening.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 12, 2025 07:28 PM (2sg1c)
We just might win the next few elections if they keep this dumb sht up.
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HuMANs and adaMANtinoma worldwide hardest hit ...
Posted by: ShainS -- It's A Sorry State of Affairs When It's The Judges Who Need Hanging at February 12, 2025 07:28 PM (vAHT7)
Posted by: wth at February 12, 2025 07:25 PM (v0R5T)
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It should be womenu!
Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2025 07:28 PM (krQz2)
Elon can use Bearclaw as simulated payload on the next Starship test.
That mass ought to give Starship's engines a good workout. See what they can do.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 12, 2025 07:29 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: ShainS -- It's A Sorry State of Affairs When It's The Judges Who Need Hanging at February 12, 2025 07:24 PM (vAHT7)
Nope, let him stay, so we can put him in Jail. He lied to Congress... and he was part of a Treasonous conspiracy to take down the American President.
Posted by: Charlie at February 12, 2025 07:29 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 12, 2025 07:29 PM (a3Q+t)
Quietly, Hegseth announces a major policy change, ruling out Ukraine joining NATO. This is a complete capitulation to Putin, justifying his wars of aggression starting with Georgia in 2008. This will embolden Putin and undermine the interests of peace in Ukraine and Europe. A major blow to U.S. national security."
hey colonel dumbshit. Sometimes you can say "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a Bearclaw today."
No NATO means no NATO now in exchange for ending a war. What happens after the war is ended? Whelp, Ukraine arms itself and trains and prepares. And we help it. Then, maybe the horse learns to sing.
Posted by: El Mariachi at February 12, 2025 07:29 PM (nLFEI)
_________________
Any word on "manure" or "manual labor," or do we get to keep those?
I'm not even going to bring up "cockpit."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 06:48 PM (YqDXo)
Menstruation, anyone?
Posted by: haffhowershower at February 12, 2025 07:29 PM (NMT5x)
Farrah wearing anything hotter than the others wearing mothing. If you don't agree with me, well we all know there is something wrong with you.
Posted by: Time for a new nick. Certified dangerous radical and Trump cultist!Ketchup goes on hotdogs! at February 12, 2025 07:29 PM (89Sog)
Dear Demoncrat Imbecile
You think women are too stupid to understand the meaning of a simple word. You think them so shallow and jealous of men that they can't abide the very sound of the word "man". You think they are so weak and pathetic that they need the likes of you to protect them from words. You imagine that women are nothing but their tits and pussy. You clearly don't believe most women have a brain or that they have a spine or heart.
You are a despicable piece of cockroach shit. I have never met any man who is even one tenth as misogynist as you are. You should be dragged out of the Congress and forced to walk around naked to display the only parts of a woman that matters to you. You can go fuck yourself with a rotting coconut and please remember to set it on fire first bitch.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at February 12, 2025 07:29 PM (4XwPj)
I'm saying it used to be 2 billion, and now greenies keep saying half a billion. So it's gone down four-fold.
Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2025 07:26 PM (krQz2)
mine wasn't a joke. These people make it up. They have no reason to know what such a number would be and certainly don't research it.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2025 07:29 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2025 07:26 PM (krQz2)
Yes, they don't think they will need as many serfs to do the work of keeping them in luxury. And you never have to worry about the robots staging a revolution. The fewer serfs needed, the better. From a certain point of view.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 12, 2025 07:30 PM (klJTj)
30% of the U.S. manufacturing workforce is female. That number would be lower if we had a decent iron-mongering foundation to our economy.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 12, 2025 07:30 PM (wzAuc)
No, Bearclaw, this isn't. This is actually the EXACT SAME POLICY we've had for something like 20 YEARS.
You could argue it's partly what helped Putin make the decision to invade. Plenty of people have. But it's not a change in policy. It's same ol', same ol', reiterated for purposes of setting boundaries.
Posted by: GWB at February 12, 2025 07:30 PM (hzHvq)
She's sort of geek nerd girl type (which we figured). She's doing God's work on the money laundering grift machine.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 12, 2025 07:22 PM
Is she hot? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Mandela Funeral Sign Language Guy at February 12, 2025 07:30 PM (kgE5c)
Bankrupt the state. DO IT!
Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2025 07:30 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: El Mariachi at February 12, 2025 07:30 PM (nLFEI)
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Babylon Bee headline writers hardest hit ...
Posted by: ShainS -- It's A Sorry State of Affairs When It's The Judges Who Need Hanging at February 12, 2025 07:30 PM (vAHT7)
Posted by: mishdog at February 12, 2025 07:31 PM (dz43H)
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Might not be the same one... but I've been to something similar. Underground vaults. Lots of "stuff" stashed away for "whatever."
You can drive a semi into it. With room to spare.
Huge caves... linked, all painted with a reflective paint so you can see.
YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 12, 2025 07:31 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 12, 2025 06:58 PM (QAkQ3)
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It's not even a vaccine, just a shot.
Posted by: Ciampino - Manly women all three at February 12, 2025 07:31 PM (KjLnc)
https://tinyurl.com/435wybtf
Posted by: t-bird
.....
No amount of grift is gonna fix that.
Posted by: wth at February 12, 2025 07:31 PM (v0R5T)
Like how did One Eye McCain get to be a multimillionaire on a congressman's salary?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 12, 2025 07:31 PM (2sg1c)
I'm glad the Republicans have blown past muh principles. Probably too late in the day but at least it is worth a try.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2025 07:31 PM (CaELB)
Hey! I was a piss drinker, true, but I wasn't a faggot.
I was a *strictly heterosexual* pedophile. Only the finest 12-year-old virgin girls for me.
Me and my buddy Mao used to send variety packs of them to each other as gifts.
Posted by: Mohandas K. Gandhi at February 12, 2025 07:31 PM (W5ArC)
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"The Night They Drove Ol Dixie Down"?
Posted by: Crusader at February 12, 2025 07:24 PM (TN0g+)
Ain't gonna let Indira Gandhi turn me around
Turn me around, turn me around
Ain't gonna let Indira Gandhi (how'd she get that name?) 'round
Keep on a walking, keep on a talking
Gonna build a brand new world.
Posted by: Joan Baez, commie fuckstick at February 12, 2025 07:31 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2025 07:31 PM (mB6WH)
>>@KyleAnzalone_
>>Trump Suspends Funding to the National Endowment for Democracy
>>@DecampDave
>>The Trump administration has frozen funding to the National Endowment for Democracy (NED), a US-funded organization that meddles in elections and pushes regime change around the world in the name of “promoting democracy.”
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2025 07:31 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 06:48 PM (YqDXo)
That's from the bird, or the place 2 birds fought in for amusement.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2025 07:32 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: fd at February 12, 2025 07:32 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 12, 2025 07:32 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Stateless...39% - mental state clawing up from 10% at February 12, 2025 07:20 PM (jvJvP)
so which of you is planning to sleep outdoors tonight?
Posted by: sal at February 12, 2025 07:22 PM
At least he can honestly blame the dog.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 12, 2025 07:32 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at February 12, 2025 07:29 PM
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Not just words. Syllables.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 12, 2025 07:32 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 12, 2025 07:32 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 12, 2025 07:32 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 12, 2025 07:31 PM (Q4IgG)
Sorry. For a moment I thought you were talking about Kamala Harris's vag.
Posted by: Mohandas K. Gandhi at February 12, 2025 07:32 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 12, 2025 07:33 PM (TpJej)
It's almost like he was not looking... like he did not even investigate any allegations at all on the 2020 election.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 12, 2025 07:33 PM (QAkQ3)
I'm not even going to bring up "cockpit."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 06:48 PM (YqDXo)
Manure is now officially to be known as Pyrshit
Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2025 07:33 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 12, 2025 07:26 PM (TpJej)
__________________
Hell, bring back Rosa deLauro.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 07:33 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2025 07:31 PM (LkLld)
Should be National Endowment for a Representative Republic since we all know a direct Democracy only works on a very small scale.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2025 07:33 PM (n7h9X)
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Which was probably the opposite of its name.
Look how much rooting the Dems have done in recent days for Judiocracy?!
Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2025 07:33 PM (krQz2)
She's sort of geek nerd girl type (which we figured). She's doing God's work on the money laundering grift machine.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 12, 2025 07:22 PM
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Sent that awesomeness to friends (including a Q Anon), noting that "she is a young, female, deaf, (Honorary DOGE-Team Member?,) data-science & researcher autist."
Posted by: ShainS -- It's A Sorry State of Affairs When It's The Judges Who Need Hanging at February 12, 2025 07:33 PM (vAHT7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 12, 2025 07:34 PM (TpJej)
Posted by: fd at February 12, 2025 07:32 PM (vFG9F)
ManDate of Heaven would be a good name for a gay Chinese massage parlor.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2025 07:34 PM (W5ArC)
Zelinski was a puppet installed by the United States.
As much as he should be despised by the citizens of Ukraine and given the Ceausescu treatment, it's absurd to really pretend he ever called any of the shots.
It could have been any politician placed there by Victoria Nuland, Antony Blinken and the CIA, and the results would have been the same.
He'll face his consequences in this world or the next, but the ultimate question is whether or not the American intelligence apparatus behind his instillation will ever see the consequences for their instigation of the murder of millions of Slavs before they kneel before the Lord.
May God have mercy on their souls, for they lived as demons and shall face judgement on that wonderful and terrifying day when the righteous and unrighteous shall meet their Maker.
Posted by: You Won't Want to Hear It at February 12, 2025 07:34 PM (QhgQh)
Have they no shame?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 12, 2025 07:33 PM (TpJej)
Funny how a Blind guy can't see Fraud, waste or abuse...
But we sure hear about it from a deaf Lady.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 12, 2025 07:34 PM (QAkQ3)
You know who else's endowment has frozen?
Posted by: fd at February 12, 2025 07:34 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2025 07:31 PM
Sorry...that set up was too easy to pass up.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 12, 2025 07:34 PM (kgE5c)
The statement that "Ukraine will never be part of NATO" would've likely prevented this whole mess to begin with.
Now, what I want to see is the money trail and names of all the USAID NGO color revolution funding that went to Ukraine.
And who got rich skimming off that flow.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 12, 2025 07:35 PM (w6EFb)
Just watched Nicole Shanahan interview DataRepublican. She is deaf, and communication requires sign language translators. They set all this up for her to make it easy.
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Oh where can we watch?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 12, 2025 07:35 PM (OTdqV)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 12, 2025 07:35 PM (2sg1c)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 12, 2025 07:26 PM (TpJej)
__________________
Hell, bring back Rosa deLauro.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 07:33 PM (YqDXo)
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Bring back Zombie Edith Wilson.
Posted by: ShainS -- It's A Sorry State of Affairs When It's The Judges Who Need Hanging at February 12, 2025 07:35 PM (vAHT7)
Me and my buddy Mao used to send variety packs of them to each other as gifts.
Posted by: Mohandas K. Gandhi at February 12, 2025 07:31 PM (W5ArC)
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He used to sleep in the raw with naked 12 year-old girls.
To test himself.
Sure.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 07:35 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: fd at February 12, 2025 07:32 PM (vFG9F)
ManDate of Heaven would be a good name for a gay Chinese massage parlor.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2025 07:34 PM (W5ArC)
You happy ending foh hour now... you go...
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 12, 2025 07:35 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: fd at February 12, 2025 07:34 PM
Ted Williams'?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 12, 2025 07:36 PM (kgE5c)
Poetry. I'm going to learn needlepoint and make a replica of this.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 12, 2025 07:36 PM (OX9vb)
https://tinyurl.com/435wybtf
Posted by: t-bird
I hope he's got a plastic surgeon on speed dial.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 12, 2025 07:36 PM (L/fGl)
"100 Americans Who Should Be Famous (But Aren't)" is a book I'm working on. Borlaug is in it. It's an amazing cast of characters.
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 12, 2025 07:36 PM (Gqoy+)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2025 07:36 PM (mB6WH)
It's almost like he was not looking... like he did not even investigate any allegations at all on the 2020 election.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 12, 2025 07:33 PM (QAkQ3)
I don't think you can fully judge my time at the DOJ without looking at the positive qualities of the people in it. The DOJ has a long-standing tradition of existence to its members and to the community at large.
Posted by: Bagpipes Billy Boy Barr at February 12, 2025 07:37 PM (R/m4+)
I'm glad the Republicans have blown past muh principles. Probably too late in the day but at least it is worth a try.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2025 07:31 PM (CaELB)
Since when is "We will use any weapon at hand against the enemy not a valid principle?"
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2025 07:37 PM (n7h9X)
_______________
Their endowment is shrinking!
"Hey, the water was cold!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 07:37 PM (YqDXo)
To test himself.
Sure.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 07:35 PM (YqDXo)
And drank his own piss... which although sites try to dismiss... is well documented.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 12, 2025 07:37 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: fd at February 12, 2025 07:34 PM
Ted Williams'?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState "
He's going to need to put some lotion on that.
Posted by: Prince Hairy at February 12, 2025 07:37 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 12, 2025 07:37 PM (2sg1c)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 12, 2025 07:37 PM (DsA2n)
Posted by: President Merkin at February 12, 2025 07:38 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: I.C. Wiener at February 12, 2025 07:38 PM (gKWVE)
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RICO & bankrupt his (and his son's) ass here -- and then send him to Gitmo for waterboarding, a military tribunal, and execution for treason.
All on PPV, of course ...
Posted by: ShainS -- It's A Sorry State of Affairs When It's The Judges Who Need Hanging at February 12, 2025 07:38 PM (vAHT7)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 12, 2025 07:38 PM (Gqoy+)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 12, 2025 07:38 PM (wzAuc)
Sure.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 07:35 PM (YqDXo)
Day 542: Did not meet chastity goal again. Darn it.
Day 543: Did not meet chastity goal again. Darn it.
Day 544:....
Posted by: Diary of Mohandas K. Gandhi at February 12, 2025 07:38 PM (W5ArC)
https://tinyurl.com/435wybtf
Posted by: t-bird
I hope he's got a plastic surgeon on speed dial.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 12, 2025 07:36 PM (L/fGl)
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Maybe that's the "after" photo. Sobering thought, yes?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 07:38 PM (YqDXo)
https://tinyurl.com/28xysoeh
I posted it above afterwards, realizing, duh, ought to link to it if I mention it, but here it is again if you didn't see it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 12, 2025 07:39 PM (w6EFb)
Human trafficking is slavery. I am fine with this bill, it includes the NGOs, government officials and corporations that have engaged in human trafficking and the subsequent human rights violations including forced labor and peonage. I will insist on international enforcement, including indictment of the responsible individuals in Venezuela, Colombia and China, who have contributed mightily to human trafficking to the United states, and the degredation of the masses of humainty they have victimized, thereby.
Let those guilty pay, let those responsible hang, let this vile sore that we have allowed to grow on our country to be burnt out, and be cleansed by our intentional action. Let it start now.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2025 07:39 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 12, 2025 07:39 PM (yF8T2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 12, 2025 07:39 PM (L/fGl)
Me and my buddy Mao used to send variety packs of them to each other as gifts.
Posted by: Mohandas K. Gandhi at February 12, 2025 07:31 PM (W5ArC)
Yoohoo! Darling!
Posted by: Hermann Kallenbach, German Bodybuilder and Gandhi Top at February 12, 2025 07:39 PM (R/m4+)
https://is.gd/UJKDxk
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 12, 2025 07:32 PM (L/fGl)
That really made no sense, but for some reason I watched it all the way through….
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2025 07:40 PM (khPC6)
Ghandi was a pedophile?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 12, 2025 07:37 PM (2sg1c)
So was Mao, although I think he preferred 'em more like 6 or 7, not 12.
Posted by: Diary of Mohandas K. Gandhi at February 12, 2025 07:40 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 12, 2025 07:40 PM (2sg1c)
Posted by: fd at February 12, 2025 07:34 PM
For longer than four hours?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 12, 2025 07:40 PM (i24o9)
Now, what I want to see is the money trail and names of all the USAID NGO color revolution funding that went to Ukraine.
And who got rich skimming off that flow.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 12, 2025 07:35 PM (w6EFb)
Evvvvvvvvvery one. This was draining the treasuries of about 30 countries.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2025 07:40 PM (n7h9X)
Fuck off, retarded slag whore. What kind of dipshits (a) think like this and (2) vote for dipshits that think like this?
Posted by: Moe Howard at February 12, 2025 07:41 PM (uWwhL)
Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2025 07:41 PM (krQz2)
and Chuck Schumer
The Democrats are doubling down on transgenderism.
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Way to read the room again.
I guess the Dems didn't get the memo. This crap is faded.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 06:53 PM (YqDXo)
I work for a pretty big multi-national corporation. As of last week: DEI is scrubbed from the company web-site and DEI groups are disbanded, and if you don't want to obey the Federal Executive branch you'd best seek employment elsewhere.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 12, 2025 07:41 PM (pJWtt)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 12, 2025 07:41 PM (uWwhL)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 12, 2025 07:42 PM (yF8T2)
Yup.... in about 3 months, after things slow down just a bit... I'd LOVE to see Trump declare a Crusade on Human Trafficking and Slavery... which still exists.
Trafficking? everywhere... Outright Slavery? Africa and parts of Asia.
How could the Dems say NO to that?
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 12, 2025 07:42 PM (QAkQ3)
In the early days of PC they tried to rebrand it as "wymyn"
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 12, 2025 07:42 PM (Gqoy+)
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 12, 2025 07:37 PM (QAkQ3)
It's India. You don't dare drink the water.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 12, 2025 07:43 PM (i24o9)
_________________
You know, I'm getting a little tired of hearing about Jordan Peterson all the time. Maybe dial it back a bit, Jordan?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 07:43 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 12, 2025 07:39 PM (yF8T2)
I've had that in Grad school at various events. I don't THINK it was the one that was really terrible in the mix. RWB I remember as a better one.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2025 07:43 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Beartooth at February 12, 2025 07:43 PM (UpGHA)
Posted by: davidt at February 12, 2025 07:43 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 12, 2025 07:44 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 12,
Nixon was the first deep state coup. Unless you want to go down the rabbit hole of JFK. They decided not to go all the way on Reagan. Trumps first administration was another. As was the 2020 steal. Now Trump 2 is the war to end all wars.
Posted by: davis at February 12, 2025 07:44 PM (wBTPl)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2025 07:43 PM (YqDXo)
I did like one he had suggesting that Alberta and Manitoba secede and join the US. Because they get screwed in Canada.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2025 07:45 PM (n7h9X)
https://tinyurl.com/435wybtf
Posted by: t-bird
That's a man, baby! No, not the one on the right.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 12, 2025 07:45 PM (gke8X)
These children and their horseshit identity politics are shunned by America.
Whether the Dems learn from that or not matters little. But the midterms will be fun at this pace.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 12, 2025 07:45 PM (2sg1c)
They already leaked that Lindsay Graham was on the skim through cutouts. He'll insist that it was for serving on a board. How many more GOPe.
Let's not forget the Bidens.
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 12, 2025 07:45 PM (Gqoy+)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 12, 2025 07:46 PM (tT6L1)
Nancy, the same bitch that gloated over her ice cream during Covid - is still the hero of both the new and old eras. Including the old fucks that bitch about the new fucks.
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That's the disconnect for me! I WAS a liberal growing up--in college I was a Gary Hart supporter and thought he'd make a great President....until "monkey business" and it came out he was a cheater. I dumped him (but not the party) because I had standards, and I couldn't support a cheater. Ditto for Bill Clinton--voted for him! How do modern liberals *idolize* Democrats who are truly *terrible* human beings? The cognitive dissonance would have driven me crazy.
Posted by: Crusader at February 12, 2025 07:46 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 12, 2025 07:46 PM (KWTb5)
Phil Silvers!! Haven't heard that name in forever. I have to see if I can find some of his old shows.
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at February 12, 2025 07:46 PM (iNp3L)
Fuck off, retarded slag whore. What kind of dipshits (a) think like this and (2) vote for dipshits that think like this?
Posted by: Moe Howard at February 12, 2025 07:41 PM (uWwhL)
The same sort of illiterate a$$holes who get triggered by the word "niggardly." Even though the etymology of the word is Scandinavian.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 12, 2025 07:47 PM (pJWtt)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 12, 2025 07:47 PM (gke8X)
In the early days of PC they tried to rebrand it as "wymyn"
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 12, 2025 07:42 PM (Gqoy+)
They always make up new words to make things harder, not easier, to hide what they mean.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2025 07:48 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 12, 2025 07:37 PM (2sg1c)
The Great Unmasking continues.
Posted by: Dr. T at February 12, 2025 07:48 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 12, 2025 07:47 PM (gke8X)
More like act of war if he gets loose at the Kremlin donut shops.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2025 07:49 PM (n7h9X)
They already leaked that Lindsay Graham was on the skim through cutouts. He'll insist that it was for serving on a board. How many more GOPe.
Let's not forget the Bidens.
Posted by: Ignoramus
I don't care what party they belong to. If they broke the law, arrest their asses!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2025 07:49 PM (snJvO)
Does it enforce measles vaccines and others 'recommended' for children by the CDC, and is enforcement uniform among ALL patients including those that arrive at the hospital for emergency services?
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 12, 2025 07:50 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at February 12, 2025 07:39 PM
You asked for it...
https://youtu.be/Nbq6Wfh9fi4?si=6-a5z2-7TGuaWZS3
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 12, 2025 07:50 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2025 07:50 PM (snJvO)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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They will be so deep in lawsuits - it will be lit.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 12, 2025 07:50 PM (KWTb5)
Posted by: Stateless...39% - mental state clawing up from 10% at February 12, 2025 07:51 PM (jvJvP)
Hey, maybe he did that because it was sterile and he liked the taste.
Patches O'Houlihan would approve.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at February 12, 2025 07:52 PM (q3u5l)
Posted by: davis at February 12, 2025 07:53 PM (wBTPl)
Posted by: No Longer a Lefty at February 12, 2025 07:53 PM (waiun)
Posted by: Crusader at February 12, 2025 07:46 PM (TN0g+)
Leftists worship the state and state power, and the Dear Leader is the symbol of that state power and is deified as such. The ancient Greeks didn't mind Zeus turning his latest squeeze into a cow to hide her from his wife. It's just what Gods do.
But you look at *every* communist and left wing leader in history and you see that mythmaking, that ignoring of flaws.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2025 07:53 PM (n7h9X)
VOTE FOR ME, I'M DISGUSTING
Posted by: wth at February 12, 2025 07:06 PM (v0R5T)
Schumer's wife looks like Austin Powers.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2025 08:02 PM (D7oie)
I don't care, Margaret. Also, I'm renaming the Human Resources department to "Manpower" like it was decades ago.
Seethe and cry more.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 12, 2025 08:07 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Somalian Chamber of Commerce at February 12, 2025 07:18 PM (v0R5T)
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It's not just mud, it's mud and cow dung, quite aromatic.**
** aromatic: see Venetian canals.
Posted by: Ciampino - Manly women all three! at February 12, 2025 08:08 PM (KjLnc)
Posted by: Timur Lenk at February 12, 2025 08:18 PM (RwNDp)
Under no circumstances should any promises he makes regarding law and order.
His platform as a Democrat was pure Defund the Police, he simply avoided using that term. It was all about DEI-ing the police to make them more acceptably complected, replacing arrests with social worker intervention and prison with "restorative justice" and money to go straight, and otherwise letting criminals run wild.
He also wanted to disarm everybody. The only problem is that he included gang members in that, and the usual racialist suspects were so outraged by that part of the plan that he had to abandon it.
Then he got tons of illegals and was trapped with even more soaring crime and not enough money to house the illegals and pay off the local race grifters.
As a Republican, without support from the city council, any promises he makes will be irrelevant and his record is such that he cannot be trusted, no matter how much it would upset the Democrats to see him reelected as a Republican.
Do not fall for it.
Posted by: Sam at February 12, 2025 08:28 PM (7jMef)
Why hasn't Hollywood ever tried doing Stainless Steel Rat movies?
* shakes head *
Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2025 07:12 PM (krQz2)
Harry Harrison said the Stainless Steel Rat was a regular money maker for him, he continually was selling the movie options, and then nothing ever happened and they reverted
Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2025 08:29 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Chuck has a man-date at February 12, 2025 11:07 PM (FxINA)
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