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Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 10, 2025 04:02 AM (omVj0) 2
I'll let the others know.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 10, 2025 04:02 AM (O7YUW) 3
Yep, you got it Wolfus. G'morning to you.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 10, 2025 04:02 AM (O7YUW) 4
Nice music selection, Pixy. Flashbacks to Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 10, 2025 04:03 AM (O7YUW) 5
As the old mine owner in Bolivia said when he spat out his tobacco juice, "Bingo!"
Evening and morning, insomaniacals, late toilers and early risers! 'Tis the Moon's Day. Yes, it's Monday, but always remember: Compared to being on the wrong side of the ground, even a bad Monday is pretty small kumquats, nicht wahr? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 10, 2025 04:04 AM (omVj0) 6
banger song
Posted by: Bill&Ted at February 10, 2025 04:09 AM (QWqyG) 7
Good morning, Grumpy!
Miss Linda turned on a few minutes of the Superb Owl, and when I looked up there was some noisemaking clown in blue with four fat women in white strutting behind him and spouting rhymes that would make Dr. Seuss throw up. Was *that* the half-time "entertainment"? Some of the ads were neat. Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan as they look today spoofing their When Harry Met Sally famous scene, and Ben Affleck and his brother Casey sporting beards. I can't recall the products they were hawking, so in that sense the ads were failures, but they were often fun and clever. Frenetic, but clever. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 10, 2025 04:10 AM (omVj0) 8
Mornin'
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 10, 2025 04:16 AM (sAmhv) 9
Good morning, good people, from the freshly winterized- 9" this time- Adirondacks. And yes, looking down at the blades instead of up at the roots is most beneficial.
Thus may each effort for you result in grand exceeding of expectations and dismal anguish for the leftwit slugs. Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at February 10, 2025 04:17 AM (hKoQL) 10
@7/Wolfus: { Was *that* the half-time "entertainment"? }
Couldn't tell you. I didn't watch any of the game, and only listened to a bit of it (out of mild curiosity and a bit of nostalgia) on the Westwood Radio Network on AM radio when I was going to refill the vehicle's gas tank last night in preparation for the work week. I didn't even realize it was Superbowl weekend until Friday when someone told me. That's how tuned out of the NFL I've become since they started that woke nonsense. I haven't watched a game in years. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 10, 2025 04:18 AM (O7YUW) 11
So what musical group was made up of a noise making clown and fat women in blue? I didn't watch any of the Super Bowl but some of the comments here early in the spectacle were pretty entertaining.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 10, 2025 04:19 AM (42Vb+) 12
the old mine owner in Bolivia said when he spat out his tobacco juice, "Bingo!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 10, 2025 04:04 AM (omVj0) The inimitable Strother Martin. Posted by: Ordinary American at February 10, 2025 04:19 AM (yB3bD) 13
Messed up the quote italics tags. *sighs* Thankfully, I had closing tags in my signature and thus halted the Italicans at the gates.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 10, 2025 04:19 AM (O7YUW) 14
Why would any programmer willingly use a language with a strong foul language word in the name? You're going to have to put that on a resume or explain your work and bring that name up in an interview, and that's going to turn future employers off.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 10, 2025 04:24 AM (O7YUW) 15
Oh, and "The Verge" - I keep thinking of their name as "On 'The Verge' of bankruptcy."
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 10, 2025 04:25 AM (O7YUW) 16
New Jersey wins another Super Bowl. Between those teams that play in East Rutherford and South NY (Phillydelphia), they've accumulated a few Super Bowl trophies.
😏 Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 10, 2025 04:26 AM (sAmhv) 17
Emergency room physician out with his wife and kids receives kindness from an anonymous stranger:
https://tinyurl.com/36759xfr Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 10, 2025 04:28 AM (UmW9s) 18
Here's my musical interlude gift to the Horde for this morning:
Wang Chung's "Wake Up Stop Dreaming" (from the 'To Live and Die in L.A.' soundtrack.) https://youtu.be/6AH_Hai2wrI I clipped a bit of this and uploaded it to my new smartphone to use as my wakeup alarm. I am finding uses for this thing, afterall. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 10, 2025 04:29 AM (O7YUW) 19
@17/FenelonSpoke: That's all kinds of heartwarming. Thanks, Fen.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 10, 2025 04:31 AM (O7YUW) 20
I had a grilled Venezuelan beaver cheese on pumpernickel bread sandwich during the super bowl and it tasted like tay-tay's tears.
I'm going to see if Kellogg's can reproduce this exhilarating experience in a pop-tart in every savory bite. Posted by: Rev Wishbone at February 10, 2025 04:38 AM (fY84s) 21
You are most welcome , not so Grumpy and Recalcitrant .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 10, 2025 04:39 AM (UmW9s) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 10, 2025 04:41 AM (V2Q5h) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 10, 2025 04:50 AM (42Vb+) 24
Morning all
Posted by: rickb223 at February 10, 2025 04:54 AM (TIeqI) 25
https://www.bing.com/
Bing homepage actually has a nice picture for today, which is not always the case: Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 10, 2025 04:58 AM (5jOjr) 26
I'd put it this way - Elon Musk is likely closer to being able to control a nuke than he is to WANTING to control a nuke.
Posted by: deadrody at February 10, 2025 05:00 AM (vgB0v) 27
14 Why would any programmer willingly use a language with a strong foul language word in the name? You're going to have to put that on a resume or explain your work and bring that name up in an interview, and that's going to turn future employers off.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant Good question, and the answer is it's not a language anyone wants to use. It is named as it is because it is designed to make programming as difficult as possible, while still being Turing-complete. For example, this is the code to print Hello, world!: ++++++++[>++++[>++>+++>+++>+ +>+>->>+[>.>-- -.+++++++..+++.>>. ------.------- -.>>+.>++. Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 10, 2025 05:05 AM (BLOW1) 28
I thought Elon Musk was going to have some ads about governmental waste at the Super Bowl? I guess that was a head fake by someone..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 10, 2025 05:06 AM (42Vb+) 29
For anyone who may have watched the entertainment yesterday, did the rumored DOGE ads happen?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 10, 2025 05:09 AM (ExV1e) 30
Morning all!
From Babylon Bees "10 Inefficiencies In Government Computer Systems Identified By DOGE Workers" 8.) Woke government programmers kept trying to make the computer language non-binary: This caused the entire government computer mainframe to identify as inoperable. Posted by: Bruce at February 10, 2025 05:10 AM (V78cl) 31
Why would any programmer willingly use a language with a strong foul language word in the name?
No one would put it on their resume because no one would use it in industry. It's a stupid, obfuscated language where the code is nearly impossible to read and the getting anything remotely complicated correct would be functionally impossible. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 10, 2025 05:14 AM (ExV1e) 32
Good morning! I guess the Iggles put a spankin on Tay Tay and her crew. Good. Guess I'll go check to see if the city of brotherly love is still intact.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 10, 2025 05:18 AM (3Ope8) 33
"For example, this is the code to print Hello, world!:
++++++++[>++++[>++>+++>+++>+ +>+>->>+[>.>-- -.+++++++..+++.>>. ------.------- -.>>+.>++." That isn't coding, that is Art. Thankfully no one makes a living writing "code" like that. Posted by: pawn at February 10, 2025 05:19 AM (QB+5g) 34
@27/Pixy Misa: "For example, this is the code to print Hello, world!: "
A morse code like version of APL. That's just silly. Okay you're right, nobody's going to actually want to use this thing, and those that do are going to get what they deserve. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 10, 2025 05:32 AM (O7YUW) 35
@31/I used to have a different nic:
Thanks for your summary on this programming language as well. Some contrary soul had a lot of fun writing this language, I guess. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 10, 2025 05:34 AM (O7YUW) 36
The Dutch influence in the farming industry in South Africa meant that Gouda was the most common and cheapest cheese. Cheddar was 'exotic' and quite a bit more expensive. Gouda melted onto toast is yummy. Also on pizza. Kroger has/had a cheese table here and the number of different varieties of Gousa was/is amazing.
Posted by: Ciampino - it's not hard she said at February 10, 2025 05:34 AM (KjLnc) 37
the old mine owner in Bolivia said when he spat out his tobacco juice, "Bingo!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 10, 2025 * The inimitable Strother Martin. Posted by: Ordinary American at February 10, 2025 *** I knew *somebody* would get it. Yes, 1969 was quite the year for Martin: not only Butch Cassidy, but he did True Grit as well. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 10, 2025 05:40 AM (omVj0) Posted by: pawn at February 10, 2025 05:43 AM (QB+5g) Posted by: pawn at February 10, 2025 05:45 AM (QB+5g) 40
The local Fox outlet is still re-hashing the Superb Owl. I just want it over with. Maybe some of the traffic will be lighter today, as hungover fans stay home? I can but hope.
Back from my workout and cleaned up; Ive fed the beasts and am now feeding me. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 10, 2025 05:47 AM (omVj0) 41
Today is gonna suck, probably.
I have to work with this Chinese engineering programmer who is much better at it than me. He likes to mess with me. He acts like it's all in "good fun" but he really gets off on it. Posted by: pawn at February 10, 2025 05:53 AM (QB+5g) 42
I have to work with this Chinese engineering programmer who is much better at it than me. He likes to mess with me. He acts like it's all in "good fun" but he really gets off on it.
Posted by: pawn at February 10, 2025 05:53 AM (QB+5g) Golden opportunity, man. "Can you show me how to do that again? One more time? Almost there.... Great, thanks! Hey Boss, I finished the thing you told me to do!" You know. The Chinese Way. Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 10, 2025 05:55 AM (jKo6M) 43
Boss is Chinese.
Posted by: pawn at February 10, 2025 05:57 AM (QB+5g) 44
43 Boss is Chinese.
Posted by: pawn at February 10, 2025 05:57 AM (QB+5g) Perfect! Game recognizes game, as they say. Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 10, 2025 05:57 AM (jKo6M) 45
I thought the Chinese Way was throwing people into concentration camps. Learn something new.
Posted by: NR Pax at February 10, 2025 05:58 AM (+4yJ5) 46
His boss is a devout Hindu from India. They both stay in there little cultural bubbles and have horrible accents. I swear neither one of them understand what the other is saying.
It's a mess. Probably not unique in todays Tech world. Their kids are probably going to mop the floor with ours. Posted by: pawn at February 10, 2025 06:01 AM (QB+5g) 47
Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at February 10, 2025 06:02 AM (hoCmQ) 48
Happy Monday
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 10, 2025 06:07 AM (gbOdA) 49
Australia has produced some great musicians but nobody comes close to Helen Reddy whose greatest achievement, along with Olivia Newton-John, was to completely screw up the 1970s.
https://youtu.be/Fr1ObOl7DVw Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 10, 2025 06:11 AM (Q8Bj8) Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 10, 2025 06:19 AM (sAmhv) 51
Off to the electron mines, all. Later!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 10, 2025 06:27 AM (omVj0) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 10, 2025 06:29 AM (42Vb+) 53
Good morning, Hordians. Up, dressed, morning prayers said, dogs let out, coffee prepared. Now patiently ripping CDs to FLAC files for storage. 2+ CD sets I'll be keeping. Everything else will be disposed of. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 10, 2025 06:30 AM (dxSpM) 54
I thought the Chinese Way was throwing people into concentration camps. Learn something new.
Posted by: NR Pax That's the German way. Posted by: rickb223 at February 10, 2025 06:36 AM (QDum0) Posted by: NR Pax at February 10, 2025 06:38 AM (+4yJ5) 56
Respec' Muh Emerita!
Posted by: Nanshy Peloshi at February 10, 2025 06:39 AM (PiwSw) 57
Good morning fine people. I went to bed just as the halftime show was about to begin. The game was bad enough. Didn't need to hang around for that nonsense.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at February 10, 2025 06:39 AM (SfhV1) 58
Good morning fine people. I went to bed just as the halftime show was about to begin. The game was bad enough. Didn't need to hang around for that nonsense.
Posted by: grammie winger - I didn't realize it was on until I saw the gun thread. I didn't realize the Eagles had that level of ability on the team until this morning. Posted by: Boron Cobbie -Hurts, Smith, Barkley, etc, what did you expect would happen? at February 10, 2025 06:44 AM (r9cXI) 59
Random anime news. My wife and I started to watch "I Got Married to the Girl I Hate Most in Class."
It's a manic bit of fun and it's fun noticing that Japanese studios are really pushing the pro-marriage message over the past couple of years. Posted by: NR Pax at February 10, 2025 06:45 AM (+4yJ5) 60
DOGE, whose effect on the DC culture and its satellites cannot be overestimated, has raised the temperature around all political discussion resulting in much general idiocy and hyperbole. What Trump and Musk are doing is shattering psyches across the board. It's both hilarious and disturbing how many people can't handle it or cannot see clearly as to what it means.
Posted by: Ordinary American at February 10, 2025 06:50 AM (h/ffs) 61
DOGE, whose effect on the DC culture and its satellites cannot be overestimated, has raised the temperature around all political discussion resulting in much general idiocy and hyperbole. What Trump and Musk are doing is shattering psyches across the board. It's both hilarious and disturbing how many people can't handle it
or cannot see clearly as to what it means. Posted by: Ordinary American They see. They see they are about to be arrested and imprisoned. Posted by: rickb223 at February 10, 2025 06:52 AM (QDum0) 62
Now that football is behind us, pitchers and catchers report.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at February 10, 2025 06:53 AM (SfhV1) 63
🚨🚨CONSPIRACY THEORY NO MORE,
Two reasons why fraudulent SSN’s were provided to illegals by Democrats. A: 10,000 illegals using the same exact Social Security number voted in Arizona 2020 presidential elections. B: The reason the radical Democrats don’t want an audit of social security fraud is because they’re scamming off a 1.7 trillion dollar slut fund. It’s BEYOND MASSIVE. https://tinyurl.com/2vpkfjc6 Posted by: Ciampino - it's not hard she said again at February 10, 2025 06:57 AM (KjLnc) 64
They see. They see they are about to be arrested and imprisoned.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 10, 2025 06:52 AM (QDum0) Yes, the insiders and grifters do, but I was referring mostly to the pundit class, the commentariat. Many cannot grasp the idea of auditing the government, or even auditing as a necessary, fiduciary responsibility in all enterprises, as if the government is somehow exempt from this ad the idea is scandalous. It's a deeper disconnection from reality. Posted by: Ordinary American at February 10, 2025 06:58 AM (h/ffs) 65
Maybe should be 'slush fund' LOL
Posted by: Ciampino - it's not hard she said again at February 10, 2025 06:58 AM (KjLnc) 66
What Trump and Musk are doing is shattering psyches across the board.
The screeching and gnashing of teeth is quite amusing. "HE CAN'T DO THIS!" Current events suggest otherwise. "ELON WASN'T ELECTED!" Neither were the bureaucrats. "YOUNG PEOPLE CAN'T BE EXPERTS IN ANYTHING!" You guys think a mentally ill Swedish chick is an expert on weather. And now the House Democrats are saying that they'll shut down the government? Oh no! Please don't throw me into that briar patch! Posted by: NR Pax at February 10, 2025 06:58 AM (+4yJ5) Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 10, 2025 07:00 AM (u82oZ) 68
NR Pax
We can save a lot of money with non-essential Government closed. This time, don't make then good after the shutdown. Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 10, 2025 07:02 AM (u82oZ) 69
My Dad would say on a snowy day, with essential workers reporting: "Get rid of the rest. They are non-essential."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 10, 2025 07:03 AM (u82oZ) 70
Of what programming language are you discussing?
Posted by: no one of any consequence at February 10, 2025 07:04 AM (ZmEVT) 71
And now the House Democrats are saying that they'll shut down the government? Oh no! Please don't throw me into that briar patch! Posted by: NR Pax at February 10, 2025 06:58 AM (+4yJ5) Yeah, that's smart. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 10, 2025 07:05 AM (dxSpM) Posted by: Ciampino - didn't see that coming at February 10, 2025 07:07 AM (KjLnc) 73
"House Democrats are saying that they'll shut down the government"
How can they do anything from their jail cells? Posted by: Case at February 10, 2025 07:08 AM (NMZGW) 74
Kansas City fans are like What just happened? Jewells45, a devout fan, turned in early.
Hard to watch. Sadly, I missed the booing of Tay-Tay. I'll bet she is writing her Travis breakup song right now. "My ex-boyfriend dropped a pass, and the team lost." Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 10, 2025 07:10 AM (u82oZ) 75
Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering at February 10, 2025 07:11 AM (dg+HA) 76
The best part of the Superbowl was afterward, when the Eagles coach and players were thanking and praising God for their win.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 10, 2025 07:11 AM (J5RCE) 77
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https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=Qei3hXzC-Uc Posted by: Ciampino - didn't see that vehicle coming at February 10, 2025 07:14 AM (KjLnc) 78
Venezuelan beaver cheese? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....
Posted by: setnaffa at February 10, 2025 07:16 AM (dKSNq) 79
Birdbath status? Posted by: Just Wondering at February 10, 2025 07:11 AM (dg+HA) We have three. A fountain for running water, a concrete one for little birds and a repurposed oil drip pan with a brick in it on the ground. All of them get heavily used. During last month's freeze, I took out hot water to put in them so our visitors could get a drink. It looked almost Hitchcockian. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 10, 2025 07:16 AM (dxSpM) 80
A topless parade and a sex strike should turn the tide against the Trumpian menace!! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 10, 2025 07:17 AM (dxSpM) 81
>>A topless parade
Any idea where said parade is going to take place? Wait, you me leftist women? Never mind... Posted by: one hour sober at February 10, 2025 07:19 AM (Y1sOo) 82
Time Out!
Posted by: Andy Reid, Fat Slob at February 10, 2025 07:20 AM (y7KuV) 83
77-Good story, Ciampino. Glad the kitteh is safe.
Posted by: NR Pax at February 10, 2025 07:21 AM (+4yJ5) Posted by: sock_rat_eez, with the walrus-playing-a-banjo patch on his hat at February 10, 2025 07:22 AM (KaBJL) Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 10, 2025 07:26 AM (u82oZ) 86
JJ is nood.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 10, 2025 07:26 AM (ExV1e) 87
69 My Dad would say on a snowy day, with essential workers reporting: "Get rid of the rest. They are non-essential."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 10, 2025 07:03 AM (u82oZ) I'm not coming up with a counter-argument! Posted by: m at February 10, 2025 07:28 AM (v0TzN) 88
79 Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering at February 10, 2025 07:11 AM (dg+HA) We have three. A fountain for running water, a concrete one for little birds and a repurposed oil drip pan with a brick in it on the ground. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 10, 2025 07:16 AM (dxSpM) Repurposed hubcaps can look smart on the lawn. Posted by: m at February 10, 2025 07:31 AM (v0TzN) 89
Because I watched little of the game I missed the big moment when Trump apparently got a standing O. The Propaganda Press keeps trying to say his popularity is receding and then a great poll comes out or there is a big moment like last night and their continuing lies are exposed.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 10, 2025 07:33 AM (OGZg/) 90
The Propaganda Press keeps trying to say his popularity is receding
They are getting more and more desperate to hold on to their remaining scraps of relevancy. I hope that their Linkedin profile is up to date. Posted by: NR Pax at February 10, 2025 07:34 AM (+4yJ5) 91
Hunter Biden had more control over the nation's nuclear weapons than Elon Musk does.
Posted by: TallDave at February 10, 2025 09:45 AM (98TtQ) 92
US researchers create $50 AI model to compete with OpenAI’s o1
Researchers in artificial intelligence (AI), from Stanford and the University of Washington, have trained a "cutting-edge" reasoning AI model for under $50 in cloud compute credits, according to a research paper published recently. The model, named s1, purportedly rivals industry-leading models like OpenAI's o1 and DeepSeek's R1 in tests of math and coding skills. The s1 model, along with the data and code used for training, is now available on GitHub. Posted by: SMOD at February 10, 2025 12:30 PM (RHGPo) 93
Couldn't say, I've never had Venezuelan beaver.
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 10, 2025 01:45 PM (p8VYX) 94
37 don't forget Strother Martin and James Coburn with Charles Bronson Hard Times...
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 10, 2025 02:17 PM (p8VYX) 95
Hey, YouTube algorithm!! Hey!!
I absolutely --- ABSOLUTELY --- do not want to see any videos about the manufacturing of Venezuelan Beaver Cheese. Posted by: Egg Shen, Bus Philosophiser at February 10, 2025 02:30 PM (obL2H) 96
Oh, it's not the MAKING of Venezuelan beaver cheese; it's the consuming...
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