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JD Vance
@JDVance

"No one voted for Elon Musk." (They did however vote for Donald Trump who promised repeatedly to have Elon Musk root out wasteful spending in our government.)

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Xis $550,000 check from USAID is in the mail, I'm sure

What a difference it makes, having an actual Commander-in-Chief:

Pete Hegseth
@PeteHegseth

BREAKING: In December 2024, the @USArmy had its best recruiting number in 12 years.

In January 2025, the Army hit its best recruiting number in 15 YEARS.

BOTTOM LINE: America's youth want to serve under the bold & strong "America First" leadership of @realDonaldTrump
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CIA Director Ratcliffe -- what sweet words those are -- announced that he offered buyouts to the incompetents and traitors at the CIA.

Trump is warning that tomorrow is the last day to accept his generous offer of eight months pay in exchange for voluntarily leaving the government. Because after that, he's just firing people, and they can collect unemployment like Non-Governmental Peons have to do.

The Trump administration warned federal workers Tuesday that the "majority" of government agencies will be downsized and that a buyout offer extended last week will not be renewed.

The so-called "Deferred Resignation" program offers more than 2 million federal employees unwilling to comply with a return-to-office mandate about eight months of pay and benefits if they resign before midnight Thursday.

"There will NOT be an extension of this program," read an email to government workers from the Office of Personnel Management.

A new book is pushing the lie that Kamala Harris really wanted to do Joe Rogan's show -- she's not an idiot who's afraid of embarrassing herself without friendly editing, you see -- but Joe Rogan spurned her every effort, because he wanted to rig the election for Trump.

Christian Toto reports that not only is Joe Rogan saying this is a lie, but also that the "authors" of this book never bothered to even ask him for comment on the defamatory lies they were publishing about him.

Rogan's theory is that her young aides lied to Kamala about Rogan not being interested, because, in their stupid hyperideological woke view, going on Rogan would "normalize" and "platform" him, and they objected to that.

"We have all the receipts, by the way," Rogan added. "Of course, I have a whole list of conversations that took place ... I think it's someone trying to cover their ass for the fact that she never did it, and if she did do it, it might have had a positive effect. [If] we got along great, and [it improved the] 'young male vote' things could have been different."

I think he's wrong about that. I think Kamala Harris is a deeply stupid woman who at least has the sense to know she cannot survive a long conversation without a friendly editor to knit her word-salads into something palatable.

This is actionable. Part of your defense to a defamation lawsuit is claiming you had no malice. But part of showing that you didn't have malice is going through normal journalistic processes.

Processes like "reaching out to the target of your hit piece for comment."

The authors of this defamation didn't bother doing that, Rogan says.

"[The authors] supposedly talked to 150 different people [about] what happened with her coming on the show. They didn't talk to us, and which is kind of crazy. They didn't even ask. But they said things that just weren't true." Rogan said on his Jan. 4 episode.

I didn't feel like covering the Carlos/"Karla" situation so I'm glad Ed Driscoll did.

The transgender pretending to be a woman "starred" in what I'm told is one of the worst movies of all time. Hollywood really wants to go bankrupt, so they showered 13 Oscar nominations on this piece of shit -- one shy of the record, and two more nominations than The Godfather got -- to say f*** you to all normal, mentally-healthy people.

That much you know.

What you might not know is that someone in the nasty media went digging through this transgender's old tweets to cancel him, and found him saying Forbidden Truths like, get this, George Floyd was just a "drug addict" and "hustler."

St. George?!!? How dare you, sir!

So now, after elevating this no-talent nobody for Woke reasons, they're now cancelling him for Woke reasons.

Film critic Armond White:

Instead, the trade press has attacked Gascón for social media posts uncovered by a renegade freelancer, Sarah Hagi, who identifies as a black Muslim and who is Canadian but writes hit-pieces for U.S. media. The trade press has heroized Hagi for exposing dated "racist tweets" by Gascón. Gascón's posts ranged from criticizing Black Lives Matter and questioning the credibility of the George Floyd scandal to what Hagi claims were endorsements of Adolf Hitler.

So a Muslim in a hijab attacks a trans performer who identifies as a woman yet doesn't kowtow to all the liberal pieties. It's an almost humorous fulfillment of the prediction that the Left will eat itself....

But the unserious Hollywood trade press remains trivial. Variety went for standard left-Hollywood accusations. Daniel D'Addario wrote a piece on the Gascón affair, with a headline calling Gascón "the Donald Trump of Oscar Season." D'Addario mentions President Trump nearly as often as he mentions Gascón. A former television critic for Time, D'Addario uses prejudiced phrases -- "the politics of prejudice emanating from President Trump," "our current, entertainment-obsessed president" -- even digging-up the Obama birth certificate controversy and the tired comparisons of Trump to Hitler. D'Addario practices code phrases the same way that Gascón's old tweets, according to Hagi, issued "dog whistles."

Variety and the Hollywood Reporter and The Wrap betray their own integrity by waging industry vendettas against Gascón and Trump as if both were infidels to the DIE (Diversity, Inclusion, Equity) cause.

What makes this fracas serious is the underlying media mania for cancellation and censorship -- of a performer and a president. It's an extension of the angry zeal that has overtaken the media in general, from legacy publications to the internet upstarts that all mistake partisan activism for journalism. The idea is to effect the revolution in gender and identity that is part of the social transformation progressives demand be installed in our language and thinking. The Academy's endorsement of Karla or Carlos Gascón has exposed the trade media, transforming it into a medium of spite.

They can all go, literally, to Hell. Boycott their garbage movies. Not another dime.

Speaking of mentally-ill garbage people with no moral center who are no longer culturally relevant: Kanye West stripped his current wife/consort down to the skin and showed her naked, much-altered body to the press corps. Note this clip contains nudity. He really wants us to believe he's so totally over Kim Kardashian that he's had a plastic surgeon cut his current consort to look just like Kim Kardashian, and has her exposing herself in public just like Kim Kardashian.

I get it, dude. You're totally over that skank. It's so obvious.

And speaking of media figures with absolutely no remaining credibility or audience: Andrea Mitchell has finally left MSNBC. I imagine she'll be doing some podcast collabs with Jim Acosta, Chuck Todd, Don Lemon, Jennifer Rubin, and all the rest of the Unwanted.

Project Veritas
@Project_Veritas

CASE DISMISSED in Ashley Biden Diary Matter

The US Attorney in SDNY has dropped the case against Project Veritas journalists who were raided and persecuted for investigating the diary of Joe Biden's daughter. After years of threats, no charges will be filed.

From the very start, this was a bogus investigation that exposed the shameful lengths the former administration would go to live up to Joe Biden's line that "no one fuc*s with a Biden."

The Biden DOJ acted like criminals - surveilling our newsroom, confiscating dozens of devices, forcing us to spend millions to defend ourselves against our own government.

This unconstitutional attack set a dangerous precedent that the courts were unwilling to stop.

It is good that the new administration put an end to it, and they should act to hold those responsible accountable.

No American journalists should ever again be targeted for their work.


Shock: Deep State parasite Billy Kristol, who literally is on the payroll of the Deep State, says he prefers the Deep State to actual elected, responsive representative government.

Who could've guessed.

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The North American Man-Boy Lincoln Association spreads disinformation, and flirts with actual insurrection, by calling the duly-elected government a "coup":

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Democrats are calling upon their most psychopathic antifa-aligned shock troops to "fight in the streets" and go to "war"

This response to to the insurrectionary representative who calls for "war:"

Christopher F. Rufo
@realchrisrufo

She is not wrong: They are at war against Elon's effort to eliminate waste, fraud, and abuse--because their entire professional-activist apparatus is dependent upon waste, fraud, and abuse of taxpayer funds. Losing access to that cashflow is an existential threat.

These people had better be careful. Let me remind them that the last time a politician "incited" his followers into violence, he was hounded by four separate criminal cases and all of his lawyers and friends were hounded as well.

We watched what you did with the trumped-up fake "insurrection." If you think we're not frothing at the mouth to use the full force of government to ground you into a fine pulp, you're deluded.

I want you to riot. Do it. Do it.

You say we're "fascists." Okay. Well give us the pretext to come after you, and we'll show you how "fascist" we can be using your New Norms against you.

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1 1st

Posted by: GF at February 05, 2025 06:22 PM (zlkNK)

2 Who doesn't love a good quickie?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 05, 2025 06:23 PM (ExV1e)

3 Almost read the whole thing...caught myself, tho.

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2025 06:25 PM (9Q8fk)

4 "Film critic Armond White"

Now there's one overrated critic for you.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at February 05, 2025 06:26 PM (6CsVH)

5 Willowed

*edited*
The last two weeks has been as though I was watching 5hp lawn mower back up to the sled at the local tractor pull, then run a full pull in the super modified exotic fuel class, and continue to drive down the speedway parking lot. Take the access road, turn right, then pull onto the Interstate and accelerate to 70mph.

^^^^THAT^^^^ is how far PDJT has snatched the Overton window to the right

Posted by: BifBewalski

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 05, 2025 06:27 PM (MsrgL)

6 'Democrats are calling upon their most psychopathic antifa-aligned shock troops to "fight in the streets" and go to "war"'

Now that USAID is down, there's no way to pay them. Hahahahah! No riots!

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at February 05, 2025 06:27 PM (6CsVH)

7 Trump is already Making America Healthy Again!

I mean, look at all those uggos out getting fresh air and exercise.

Like a bunch of damned groundhogs, this is the first time they've been outside since November.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 05, 2025 06:27 PM (G7Fd7)

8 > Democrats are calling upon their most psychopathic antifa-aligned shock troops to "fight in the streets" and go to "war"


Send me a postcard from Gitmo, "Antifa".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 05, 2025 06:28 PM (W5ArC)

9 In that clip, Bianca Censori doesn't look all that happy about being put on display by Kanye.

Posted by: davidt at February 05, 2025 06:28 PM (i0F8b)

10 I want to see Bill Kristol spend the rest of his miserable life in a cell, chained to the wall, with natural light to ever touch his skin again.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 05, 2025 06:29 PM (nEfO3)

11 All types of questions are starting to come up. Like, why did the Democrats sacrifice Senator Menendez. Was he supposed to be the sacrificial lamb that appeased the Trump Administration? Also, and I don't think it's related, but, someone(s) spent an awful lot of time with Trump in the last four years guiding him as to how to approach this mega-debacle. I'm not taking anything away from Trump in saying that. He obviously recognized the issues in his first term. But, this is too organized and methodical. Someone, who I'd love to buy a beer, steered him into a strategy.

Posted by: Orson at February 05, 2025 06:29 PM (dIske)

12 The real chef's kiss moment today? Schumer's tweet about Elon being an "unelected shadow government" was re-tweeted by ALEX SOROS.

10/10, no notes.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 05, 2025 06:29 PM (Dstek)

13 Why does that fat dude think he's "trans"? He's just a fat dude.

Posted by: Crusader at February 05, 2025 06:29 PM (azSra)

14 Guantanamo.

Posted by: jsg at February 05, 2025 06:30 PM (Fg0Nr)

15 Who doesn't love a good quickie?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 05, 2025 06:23 PM (ExV1e)

Skyrockets in flight . . .

Posted by: Starland Vocal Band at February 05, 2025 06:30 PM (q2NNn)

16 You've got to fight
For your right
For unelected bureaucrats
To steal your tax money

Posted by: huerfano at February 05, 2025 06:30 PM (n2swS)

17 > 10 I want to see Bill Kristol spend the rest of his miserable life in a cell, chained to the wall, with natural light to ever touch his skin again.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 05, 2025 06:29 PM (nEfO3)

Joke's on you, because I'm into that shit.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 05, 2025 06:30 PM (W5ArC)

18 Also, and I don't think it's related, but, someone(s) spent an awful lot of time with Trump in the last four years guiding him as to how to approach this mega-debacle. I'm not taking anything away from Trump in saying that. He obviously recognized the issues in his first term. But, this is too organized and methodical. Someone, who I'd love to buy a beer, steered him into a strategy.
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I was talking with a friend about this last night--its as if somebody or a collection of somebodies KNOWS where the bodies are buried, and shared it with Trump.

Posted by: Crusader at February 05, 2025 06:31 PM (azSra)

19 Democrats are already looking into impeachment. Good luck a-holes.

Yeah the doofus that introduced the attempt used the word "dastardly" like five times LOL. He wants to impeach Snidley Whiplash.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 05, 2025 06:31 PM (2VST1)

20 In January 2025, the Army hit its best recruiting number in 15 YEARS.
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But did those recruits meet our diversity needs?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 05, 2025 06:32 PM (1bNHn)

21 Now that USAID is down, there's no way to pay them. Hahahahah! No riots!
Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at February 05, 2025 06:27 PM (6CsVH)
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Yeah, so your credit card was declined. You'll have to go put that pallet of bricks back on the stack. No, I'm not going to help you, asshole.

Posted by: Home Depot check out guy at February 05, 2025 06:32 PM (ZOv7s)

22 I swear to God that I'm in a state of constant ecstasy over Trump's administration. It's CRAZY how much is being revealed and changed.

Remember the Gorilla Channel at the start of his first term? I was laughing at that insanity. Also Donnie Two-Scoops.

He's learned how to overwhelm the narrative and keep the left reeling from the barrage of information.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at February 05, 2025 06:32 PM (Qp8q1)

23 >>Hollywood really wants to go bankrupt

Well, let's hold off on that until we've seen more of the government's books.

I suspect (and I know this may shock many in the Horde) we will find that our government is heavily subsidizing our entertainment industries in many ways.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 05, 2025 06:32 PM (uCjyK)

24 Fat corpulent dude in photo has a D20 dice tattooed on his forward appendage. Yet no matter how xhe rolls, it always comes up “loser.”

Posted by: electronic means at February 05, 2025 06:32 PM (wFFVS)

25 >>Why does that fat dude think he's "trans"? He's just a fat dude.

It's Magical.
His comically small penis is now a comically large clitoris.

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2025 06:32 PM (9Q8fk)

26 Could have been rid of Trump if you hadn't stolen 2020.

How's that working out, motherfuckers ?

Posted by: jsg at February 05, 2025 06:32 PM (Fg0Nr)

27 How were the sloppy seconds, Kayne?

Posted by: Ray J at February 05, 2025 06:33 PM (q2NNn)

28 Kanye West stripped his current wife/consort down to the skin and showed her naked, much-altered body to the press corps.


West is such a POS. That lady had that look on her face like she was a hostage. Sick fucks

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 05, 2025 06:33 PM (NtVYv)

29 In that clip, Bianca Censori doesn't look all that happy about being put on display by Kanye.
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In fifty years when we have an honest discussion about how this "all cultures are equal" bullshit, videos of moments like that one will be used as evidence. After MLK died, the black leadership lost its way, and the plot along with it.

Posted by: Crusader at February 05, 2025 06:33 PM (azSra)

30 I want to see Bill Kristol spend the rest of his miserable life in a cell, chained to the wall, with natural light to ever touch his skin again.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 05, 2025 06:29 PM (nEfO3)

Joke's on you, because I'm into that shit.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 05, 2025 06:30 PM (W5ArC)
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Road crew. Doing jobs Americans won't do.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 05, 2025 06:33 PM (ZOv7s)

31 Pam Bondi is reminiscent of Genghis Khan .

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 05, 2025 06:33 PM (jQ+5q)

32 Tell me which is correct:

I'm sorry Minnesotans are so fucking stupid.

Or,

I'm sorry, Minnesotans are so fucking stupid.

Posted by: huerfano at February 05, 2025 06:33 PM (n2swS)

33 It’s moving so much it’s like a live snake got stuffed down my pants.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 05, 2025 06:33 PM (t7yOI)

34 10 people of the Tren de Aragua gang are now being held at Guantanamo Bay.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 05, 2025 06:34 PM (NpAcC)

35 Sarah Hagi, who identifies as a black Muslim and who is Canadian

The trifecta of the literal grievance pyramid. Any beys she is also a member of the Alphabet Mafia?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at February 05, 2025 06:34 PM (jdjf2)

36 I want to see Bill Kristol spend the rest of his miserable life in a cell, chained to the wall, with natural light to ever touch his skin again.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 05, 2025 06:29 PM (nEfO3)

Don't be so harsh. He can have his choice of gallows or guillotine.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 05, 2025 06:34 PM (xJL+M)

37 32 Tell me which is correct:

I'm sorry Minnesotans are so fucking stupid.

Or,

I'm sorry, Minnesotans are so fucking stupid.
Posted by: huerfano at February 05, 2025 06:33 PM (n2swS)

We'll accept both.

Posted by: jsg at February 05, 2025 06:34 PM (Fg0Nr)

38 18 Also, and I don't think it's related, but, someone(s) spent an awful lot of time with Trump in the last four years guiding him as to how to approach this mega-debacle. I'm not taking anything away from Trump in saying that. He obviously recognized the issues in his first term. But, this is too organized and methodical. Someone, who I'd love to buy a beer, steered him into a strategy.
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I was talking with a friend about this last night--its as if somebody or a collection of somebodies KNOWS where the bodies are buried, and shared it with Trump.
Posted by: Crusader at February 05, 2025 06:31 PM (azSra)

I'd say RFK fits the bill. His family is old school Deep State, and he's spent decades talking about the CIA killing his father and uncle and all of the shenanigans they've been up to.

He would know where the bodies were buried, and he certainly seems to have an ax to grind. And this is as close as any Kennedy is likely to get to the Presidency any time soon. But who knows?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 05, 2025 06:34 PM (uCjyK)

39 Cake Girl would rock that dress.

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2025 06:35 PM (9Q8fk)

40 >> Bill Kristol… with no natural light to ever touch his skin
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He already sleeps in a coffin.

Posted by: electronic means at February 05, 2025 06:35 PM (wFFVS)

41 Oh what a guy!

GASCOOOOOONNNN!

Posted by: pookysgirl loves that song at February 05, 2025 06:35 PM (Wt5PA)

42 Hollywood really wants to go bankrupt

Well, let's hold off on that until we've seen more of the government's books.

I suspect (and I know this may shock many in the Horde) we will find that our government is heavily subsidizing our entertainment industries in many ways.
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What we're likely to find is that the *grift* that flows to the "studios" is SO LARGE that 90 cents on every dollar fo the grift can be scooped off the top and pocketed by major players and YET the remaining 10 cents on the dollar allows the studios to more or less breakeven.

Posted by: Crusader at February 05, 2025 06:35 PM (azSra)

43 Democrats are calling upon their most psychopathic antifa-aligned shock troops to "fight in the streets" and go to "war"


Please do. Because we won't stop.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2025 06:35 PM (mEN9w)

44 In that clip, Bianca Censori doesn't look all that happy about being put on display by Kanye.
Posted by: davidt at February 05, 2025 06:28 PM (i0F8b)


I'm sure the money will help ease her remaining self-respect into that long goodnight.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 05, 2025 06:35 PM (ExV1e)

45 Who doesn't love a good quickie?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 05, 2025 06:23 PM (ExV1e)

Skyrockets in flight . . .
Posted by: Starland Vocal Band at February 05, 2025 06:30 PM (q2NNn)
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The Paolo, he love all the ways, but he is needing the rest. The phone, she never stops the ringing.

Posted by: The Paolo at February 05, 2025 06:36 PM (ZOv7s)

46 DOJ spends millions to subsidize all the FBI shows and movies.

CIA spends millions to subsidize all the spy shows and movies.

DOD spends millions to subsidize all the military shows and movies.

Guess which ones are about to get cut?

What are there, like 5 FBI shows on TV right now?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 05, 2025 06:36 PM (G7Fd7)

47 Tell me which is correct:

I'm sorry Minnesotans are so fucking stupid.

Or,

I'm sorry, Minnesotans are so fucking stupid.
Posted by: huerfano


Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2025 06:37 PM (mEN9w)

48 Democrats are calling upon their most psychopathic antifa-aligned shock troops to "fight in the streets" and go to "war"
____________________

"Volley by ranks! Front rank ... fire! Second rank ... fire! Third rank ... fire!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 05, 2025 06:37 PM (YqDXo)

49 BRUTAL: The Democrats' anti-Musk protest gets laughed off the CNN table
......


Chuck Schumer is about as inspiring as a colostomy bag.

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2025 06:37 PM (v0R5T)

50 Schumer looks like a real ball of fire!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 05, 2025 06:38 PM (63Dwl)

51 46 Efrem Zimbalist Jr hardest hit.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at February 05, 2025 06:38 PM (6CsVH)

52 Law and Order and spin-offs.

Posted by: davidt at February 05, 2025 06:38 PM (i0F8b)

53 36, what, no trebuchet?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 05, 2025 06:38 PM (KaBJL)

54 USAID gave Chelsea Clinton $84 million. That's the latest "oh, of course" out of the data.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 05, 2025 06:38 PM (YRLP/)

55 >>Democrats are calling upon their most psychopathic antifa-aligned shock troops to "fight in the streets" and go to "war"


How stochastic of them.

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2025 06:38 PM (9Q8fk)

56 To put it another way, I don't care what the ratings are, Queen Latifas bastardization of the "Equalizer" is getting canceled.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 05, 2025 06:38 PM (G7Fd7)

57 Wonder if the NFL takes money? Our betters may want to pick winners and lovers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 05, 2025 06:38 PM (dR6yv)

58 Musk and the Autism Army boys eat bowls of OODA loops for breakfast before the sun rises.

Posted by: Roy at February 05, 2025 06:38 PM (z+ik4)

59 I'm not sure a Democrat leader could help the situation the Deep State is currently in.

How would they be able to defend funding the stupid crap which has been revealed?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 05, 2025 06:39 PM (tT6L1)

60 Schumer looks like a real ball of fire!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 05, 2025 06:38 PM (63Dwl)

Goodness, gracious!

Posted by: Jerry Lee Lewis at February 05, 2025 06:39 PM (q2NNn)

61 I'm with the big guy, I'll hug anybody. I love hugs. But I doubt that's what he has in mind.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 05, 2025 06:39 PM (2VST1)

62 Y'all seem to forget Gen'l Flynn. Mil intelligence. I think he knows muchly.
And where is he?

Posted by: MkY at February 05, 2025 06:39 PM (cPGH3)

63 How much of the "quiet" reaction to Trump returning was caused by the extremely low temperatures in the Middle Atlantic states, for the past 2 weeks or so. Temperatures have now returned to normal, and Democrats are now returning to abnormal.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 05, 2025 06:39 PM (1bNHn)

64 Also, and I don't think it's related, but, someone(s) spent an awful lot of time with Trump in the last four years guiding him as to how to approach this mega-debacle. I'm not taking anything away from Trump in saying that. He obviously recognized the issues in his first term. But, this is too organized and methodical. Someone, who I'd love to buy a beer, steered him into a strategy.
Posted by: Orson at February 05, 2025 06:29 PM (dIske)


I'm sure we'll never know the truth but I suspect that it's more the case that all the traitors burned themselves in the first term/interregnum. The problem was finding people who were serious about MAGA. The persecutions showed who they were. Then you sort for talent. I'd imagine that his boys were involved in this a bit while he was dealing with the BS.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 05, 2025 06:39 PM (ExV1e)

65 Now that USAID is down, there's no way to pay them. Hahahahah! No riots!
Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at February 05, 2025 06:27 PM (6CsVH)

Soros will pay them.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 05, 2025 06:39 PM (OX9vb)

66 I was talking with a friend about this last night--its as if somebody or a collection of somebodies KNOWS where the bodies are buried, and shared it with Trump.
Posted by: Crusader at February 05, 2025 06:31 PM (azSra)

My Guess? Gen. Flynn... who has been vewy vewy quiet the last few weeks... but knows where all the bodies are buried, and has a Yuge axe to grind.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 05, 2025 06:40 PM (QAkQ3)

67 what rickb said.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 05, 2025 06:40 PM (KaBJL)

68 Remember every time leftists said things like “We need to get corporate money out of politics, we need public funding of elections” and basically calling for an unstated endgame where political campaigns can only be run with the approval of the federal bureaucracy and they can decide that anybody who threatens their interests will just not be allowed to seek office?

Well, honestly, they may have been halfway there with USAID. I would not be surprised if some of our tax dollars went to fund the Biden and Harris campaigns.

Posted by: He learned almost too late that Moron is a feeling creature at February 05, 2025 06:40 PM (TkjHQ)

69 I'm sure Kanye is fine, really. I mean, it's completely normal to have perfectly healthy teeth pulled and have them replaced with titanium.

Right?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 05, 2025 06:40 PM (tT6L1)

70 JD Vance
@JDVance
"No one voted for Elon Musk." (They did however vote for Donald Trump who promised repeatedly to have Elon Musk root out wasteful spending in our government.)


No one voted for the Iranian ferret Valerie Jerrett but we were stuck with her. Eat it Dems.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2025 06:40 PM (mEN9w)

71
Democrats are so Desperate to turn the clock back to 2020.

Democrats were riding high in 2020. Getting away with riots, murder, viruses, "cancelling" people from Society, closing businesses, phony prosecutions, and stealing elections.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 05, 2025 06:40 PM (8ZLZk)

72 >>> They can all go, literally, to Hell. Boycott their garbage movies. Not another dime.

Someone on another thread mentioned that for all the humanitarian missions actors like Sean pen and Ben stiller went on, USAID paid them to go.

Way to be so noble, Hollywood. They preach socialism and are all die hard capitalists. Daddy gots to get paid!

Posted by: LizLem at February 05, 2025 06:40 PM (ppOTy)

73 Efrem Zimbalist Jr hardest hit.
Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at February 05, 2025 06:38 PM (6CsVH)

'77 Sunset Strip *snap*snap* 77 Sunset Strip'.

Now, vacate my lawn.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at February 05, 2025 06:40 PM (iODuv)

74 Tell me which is correct:

I'm sorry Minnesotans are so fucking stupid.

Or,

I'm sorry, Minnesotans are so fucking stupid.
Posted by: huerfano

Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2025 06:37 PM (mEN9w)

Neither. Apology not necessary.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 05, 2025 06:40 PM (xJL+M)

75 I'll bet Musk's Nerd Squad is having fun and loving it.

Posted by: davidt at February 05, 2025 06:40 PM (i0F8b)

76 >>Musk and the Autism Army boys eat bowls of OODA loops for breakfast before the sun rises.

It's amazing what a few 12 Packs of Mountain Dew and some Hot Pockets will buy you, in terms of Forensic Auditing, these days.

Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2025 06:41 PM (9Q8fk)

77 65 Now that USAID is down, there's no way to pay them. Hahahahah! No riots!
Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at February 05, 2025 06:27 PM (6CsVH)

Soros will pay them.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 05, 2025 06:39 PM (OX9vb)

direct payments are too incriminating... Soros cabal is smarter than that.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 05, 2025 06:41 PM (QAkQ3)

78 >> Do you remember the Tren de Aragua gang members who took over apartment complexes in Aurora, Colorado… They were all arrested by ICE in a pre-dawn raid today.
———
“Yeah, but it’s only a few.”
—probably Martha Raddatz

Posted by: electronic means at February 05, 2025 06:41 PM (wFFVS)

79 Fat corpulent dude in photo has a D20 dice tattooed on his forward appendage. Yet no matter how xhe rolls, it always comes up “loser.”
Posted by: electronic means at February 05, 2025 06:32 PM (wFFVS)


Could be that he just thinks this'll get him laid.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 05, 2025 06:41 PM (ExV1e)

80 Isn't Antifa named (by at least New Jersey) as a domestic terrorist group?

Posted by: Oldcat at February 05, 2025 06:41 PM (n7h9X)

81 Schumer looks like a real ball of fire!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 05, 2025 06:38 PM (63Dwl)

Yet he can't use a grill. No heat, raw meat, wrapped cheese slices.

I don't think he even warmed up his glasses that day.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 05, 2025 06:41 PM (VNX3d)

82 If the overwatch for the antifa riots is as competent as the one "protecting" the drag queen story hour in Austin, the only danger will to the innocent and the rioters.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 05, 2025 06:41 PM (tT6L1)

83 Now that USAID is down, there's no way to pay them. Hahahahah! No riots!
Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at February 05, 2025 06:27 PM (6CsVH)

Soros will pay them.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 05, 2025 06:39 PM (OX9vb


The Seattle Rent-A-Mob goes for $20/hr. It's going to take a Soros now to pay for it.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 05, 2025 06:41 PM (W/lyH)

84 "Why does that fat dude think he's "trans"? He's just a fat dude.
Posted by: Crusader"

He hasn't seen his shriveled little peen in years. Maybe he forgot it's there.

Posted by: It's A Beautiful Day at February 05, 2025 06:41 PM (vFG9F)

85 73 Efrem Zimbalist Jr hardest hit.
Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at February 05, 2025 06:38 PM (6CsVH)

'77 Sunset Strip *snap*snap* 77 Sunset Strip'.

Now, vacate my lawn.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at February 05, 2025 06:40 PM (iODuv)

Route 66 > 77 Sunset Strip

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 05, 2025 06:42 PM (QAkQ3)

86 Remember that the business model of Twitter was gathering vast amounts of data, then tying unrelated threads together through vast processing and algorithms to knit a full profile of you in order to find products they could sell you.

But ain't no way Musk is applying that concept to government dinosaurs using software from 1995 to launder tax dollars ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 05, 2025 06:42 PM (G7Fd7)

87 He would know where the bodies were buried, and he certainly seems to have an ax to grind. And this is as close as any Kennedy is likely to get to the Presidency any time soon. But who knows?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 05, 2025 06:34 PM (uCjyK)
_____________________________

Yeah, maybe. I tend to think that when we see those whistleblowers pop up it's Kabuki theater. They show some of the cards, but not ALL of them. I think it might be likely that they kept a number of whistleblowers under wraps knowing they were not in a position to act on anything in the first term. It would not surprise me to learn that there are "rank and file" government employees out there that really are on the right team, but were kept in a reserve (so to speak). They spent the last four years bringing them in and wringing as much information out of them as possible.

I, also, think Musk and his savant squad might have been a little more active prior to the election than we're led to believe. There were a rash of IT compromises leading up to the election. Some weren't even reported to the media until months after they occurred. China and Iran got all the blame.

Posted by: Orson at February 05, 2025 06:43 PM (dIske)

88 You have to Fight
For your Right
To force government to fund your Democrat/Communist/Grifter PAARRRTEEEE

Posted by: illiniwek at February 05, 2025 06:43 PM (Cus5s)

89 Off topic:

Anyone know if all of the pardoned J6 people have finally been released?

I heard a week ago that some had been moved around among multiple prisons, and some might have suffered recent beatings - so they definitely could not be released for examination.

Any good updates from the Horde?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2025 06:43 PM (HlyYF)

90 Criminal minds. Rossi using bureau resources for personal stuff and a bottle of booze on every flight.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 05, 2025 06:43 PM (mB6WH)

91 >>USAID gave Chelsea Clinton $84 million. That's the latest "oh, of course" out of the data.

USAID has been funneling money to the Clinton's through their corrupt foundation for a very long time.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2025 06:43 PM (LkLld)

92 80 Isn't Antifa named (by at least New Jersey) as a domestic terrorist group?
Posted by: Oldcat at February 05, 2025 06:41 PM (n7h9X)

My bet is that Trump is just hoping they raise their pointy little heads... because they fit the DHS definition of an INTERNATIONAL Terrorist organization... which opens up a whole new can of whup ass worth of Enforcement tools.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 05, 2025 06:44 PM (QAkQ3)

93 Musk and the Autism Army boys eat bowls of OODA loops for breakfast before the sun rises.

It's amazing what a few 12 Packs of Mountain Dew and some Hot Pockets will buy you, in terms of Forensic Auditing, these days.
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2025 06:41 PM (9Q8fk)

This keeps up, they might bring back the market for the super-Mountain Dew, similar to Jolt cola.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 05, 2025 06:44 PM (VNX3d)

94 One of Soros' biggest activist organizations got a ton of money from USAID. Like he needs the help.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 05, 2025 06:44 PM (2VST1)

95 Efrem Zimbalist Jr hardest hit.
Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at February
05, 2025 06:38 PM (6CsVH)

'77 Sunset Strip *snap*snap* 77 Sunset Strip'.

Now, vacate my lawn.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at February 05, 2025 06:40 PM (iODuv)
***

Stephanie Zimbalist.
Mmmmm....

Posted by: Diogenes at February 05, 2025 06:44 PM (W/lyH)

96
Schumck Choomer seems to be in quite a panic,

Tomorrow is th last day for Federal Buyouts,

Musk's wunderkinds are interviewing FBI employees to see if they should remain employed.

Musk's Minions have access to the IRS internals ...


Who let the DOGEs out?

Woof woof woof woof.

Posted by: Arbalest at February 05, 2025 06:44 PM (FlRtG)

97 The thing up top had a successful transition from a gorilla.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 05, 2025 06:44 PM (mB6WH)

98 >> I'll bet Musk's Nerd Squad is having fun and loving it.

Story I read about one of Elon's DOGE 5 sigma autists. This kid, 20 yrs old or so, gets A-suite level clearance to the GSA and walks in, and starts going through their computer systems.

This may be related to doing the forensic auditing they're gonna do. Anyway, 20 yr old DOGE boy calls in some 50 yr old or so GS-high level IT guy in, and tears up some code they used.

"You code like a fag, and your IT shit is all retarded."

So imagine the humiliation of this guy having a 20 yr old whiz kid make a fool of him right then and there. And probably fired him.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 05, 2025 06:44 PM (w6EFb)

99 Did anyone vote for Admiral Dick Levine?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 05, 2025 06:45 PM (63Dwl)

100 >>I'd say RFK fits the bill. His family is old school Deep State, and he's spent decades talking about the CIA killing his father and uncle and all of the shenanigans they've been up to.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 05, 2025 06:34 PM

Maybe, butTrump clearly hasn't just been whacking a golf ball around the last four years.

Posted by: huerfano at February 05, 2025 06:45 PM (n2swS)

101 Ben Had, hah!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 05, 2025 06:45 PM (tT6L1)

102 28 Kanye West stripped his current wife/consort down to the skin and showed her naked, much-altered body to the press corps.


West is such a POS. That lady had that look on her face like she was a hostage. Sick fucks
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 05, 2025 06:33 PM (NtVYv)
*******
West is a psycho mess. Remember when he was going to start a church and when he criticized Kim for her revealing outfits?

His new wife, Bianca Censori, is an attention whore and loves parading around naked anytime there are cameras present

Posted by: redridinghood at February 05, 2025 06:45 PM (NpAcC)

103 Politico Magazine an article up entitled :

Opinion | Notes to the American People — and Government Workers — on How to Stop Trump

Resistance to Trump can work. I’ve seen it happen.

https://tinyurl.com/2cqnn38t

I'm serious.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 05, 2025 06:45 PM (34iMG)

104 This person came close to being elected Mayor of Portland in 2020:

Interesting watching middle-aged women in an online group wake up to the fact that govt bans on HRT for trans folx could limit access for cisgendered women in menopause.

Oops! Almost as if we should consider well-being for everyone in society when we vote, because our interests are conjoined.


Because the legal system is incapable of distinguishing between menopausal women and mentally-ill men.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 05, 2025 06:45 PM (uxCna)

105 The Oscars show should actually be fun this year! I can't wait to hear all the girl nominees how proud they are that a man/woman stole/won their award.

Posted by: PJ at February 05, 2025 06:45 PM (RRCAT)

106 Today, the Democrats are like all the awful people in "This is the End."

Some are at the "so .... something not-cool happened last night" stage.

Other's are Channing Tatem pulling up their gimp mask.

They're all getting fucked.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 05, 2025 06:45 PM (G7Fd7)

107 >>> He obviously recognized the issues in his first term. But, this is too organized and methodical. Someone, who I'd love to buy a beer, steered him into a strategy.

It has been as poetic as the baptism scene in the godfather. All the pieces coming together like a symphony of justice.

Yes, people helped him organize this. Probably the very same people the media shamed for any association with him, and the people hit by governmental weaponized lawfare. Karma.

Posted by: LizLem at February 05, 2025 06:46 PM (oKZvR)

108 You know what i mean.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 05, 2025 06:46 PM (34iMG)

109
if Back To the Future were made today...

Marty McFly would be going back to the year...

1995.

How fucked up is that??

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 05, 2025 06:46 PM (8ZLZk)

110 I'll bet Musk's Nerd Squad is having fun and loving it.

Story I read about one of Elon's DOGE 5 sigma autists. This kid, 20 yrs old or so, gets A-suite level clearance to the GSA and walks in, and starts going through their computer systems.

This may be related to doing the forensic auditing they're gonna do. Anyway, 20 yr old DOGE boy calls in some 50 yr old or so GS-high level IT guy in, and tears up some code they used.

"You code like a fag, and your IT shit is all retarded."

So imagine the humiliation of this guy having a 20 yr old whiz kid make a fool of him right then and there. And probably fired him.
Posted by: publius


Buy that 20 yr old a hooker!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2025 06:47 PM (mEN9w)

111 Posted by: Orson at February 05, 2025 06:43 PM (dIske)

There are not White Hats.

The enemy really is this incompetent.

We just never had anyone fight them before.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 05, 2025 06:47 PM (nEfO3)

112 In that clip, Bianca Censori doesn't look all that happy about being put on display by Kanye.
Posted by: davidt
......


she looked like she really, really had to go poop.

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2025 06:47 PM (v0R5T)

113
Our "1955" today is 1995!?!?

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 05, 2025 06:47 PM (8ZLZk)

114

Yes, this has a definite Settling-All-Family-Business feel to it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 05, 2025 06:47 PM (w6EFb)

115 In that clip, Bianca Censori doesn't look all that happy about being put on display by Kanye.
Posted by: davidt


Has anyone reminded y'all that a pimp's love is very different from that of a square? Because it is.

Posted by: Kanye or Ye or whatever I'm callin' myself today at February 05, 2025 06:47 PM (DgGvY)

116 I have declared the democrat party illegal. You are now allowed a tag limit of 50 democrats per week.
President Donald Trump

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 05, 2025 06:48 PM (17s+e)

117 Story I read about one of Elon's DOGE 5 sigma autists. This kid, 20 yrs old or so, gets A-suite level clearance to the GSA and walks in, and starts going through their computer systems.

Mathematicians generally peak before the age of 25.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 05, 2025 06:48 PM (uxCna)

118 Today, the Democrats are like all the awful people in "This is the End."

Some are at the "so .... something not-cool happened last night" stage.

Other's are Channing Tatem pulling up their gimp mask.

They're all getting fucked.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice



I want you to see people perp walked.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2025 06:48 PM (mEN9w)

119 I get it, dude. You're totally over that skank. It's so obvious.

It must be obvious cuz even my slow ass thought Kanye was doing all this like he's waving a big sign that says:

LOOK KIM I got one younger and better than YOU!

He's been screwed up from the floor up since Kim had him committed when he said he supported Trump on stage after the 2016 election.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 05, 2025 06:48 PM (6ydKt)

120 USAID gave Chelsea Clinton $84 million. That's the latest "oh, of course" out of the data.
-------
Sometimes I try to reconcile the Biblical teaching that "we are all born in sin" with the wishful thinking that says "all people are basically good". And then a story comes along like this that illustrates the Bible's point. Chelsea probably hasn't murdered nearly as many people as her mother has, but because she was born in sin she couldn't see the problem with $84 million dollars landing in her accounts with no real work provided in return.

Posted by: Crusader at February 05, 2025 06:49 PM (azSra)

121 When DO we get to elect our billionaires?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 05, 2025 06:49 PM (1bNHn)

122 In that clip, Bianca Censori doesn't look all that happy about being put on display by Kanye.
Posted by: davidt

she looked like she really, really had to go poop.
Posted by: wth


In that outfit, she can basically just sit down and go. It'll probably ride up enough.

Posted by: mikeski at February 05, 2025 06:49 PM (DgGvY)

123 >> The enemy really is this incompetent.
We just never had anyone fight them before.
——-
Yes, and they only attained such power because of a go-along-to-get-along ethos in the rank and file of institutions.

Posted by: electronic means at February 05, 2025 06:49 PM (wFFVS)

124 I have competing boners, schaden and real after that Bianca Censori clip.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 05, 2025 06:49 PM (17s+e)

125 Who let the DOGEs out?

Woof woof woof woof.
Posted by: Arbalest
.......

I might have to buy some DOGEcoin.

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2025 06:49 PM (v0R5T)

126 "Politico Magazine an article up entitled :

Opinion | Notes to the American People — and Government Workers — on How to Stop Trump"

Send money! Please!!

Posted by: Politico Magazine at February 05, 2025 06:49 PM (vFG9F)

127 Buy that 20 yr old a hooker!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2025 06:47 PM (mEN9w)

No distractions while he is doing the lord's work.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 05, 2025 06:49 PM (xJL+M)

128 After this I want those DOGE boys to never have to work another day in their life if they don't want to. 20% may be too little.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 05, 2025 06:50 PM (mB6WH)

129 122 Honestly ... she's not all that. Kinda grotesque.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at February 05, 2025 06:50 PM (6CsVH)

130 Yes, and they only attained such power because of a go-along-to-get-along ethos in the rank and file of institutions.
Posted by: electronic means at February 05, 2025 06:49 PM (wFFVS)

And because the GOP is mostly cucks or people who were on the take.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 05, 2025 06:51 PM (nEfO3)

131 79, lol

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 05, 2025 06:51 PM (KaBJL)

132 You’d think a woman named Censori would not allow herself to be treated that way.

Posted by: Eromero at February 05, 2025 06:51 PM (LHPAg)

133 I've known these IT wizard kids for a long time. There is no place to hide if they want to find you. They take it as a personal challenge to find everything you think they would never know.

Posted by: Megthered at February 05, 2025 06:52 PM (xUi/c)

134 This keeps up, they might bring back the market for the super-Mountain Dew, similar to Jolt cola.

When I was that age regular Dew was perfectly fine for coding at 3:30 in the morning.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 05, 2025 06:52 PM (YRLP/)

135 Anyone know if Bob from the NSA is taking the buyout?

Posted by: davidt at February 05, 2025 06:52 PM (i0F8b)

136 Kanye is batcrap crazy, his mom was his rock and her dying messed him up much more than he already was. but I will say this: the fake news that he was saying the constitution never ended slavery made me read that article over again, and realize just how nefarious it is that slavery is banned EXCEPT for prisoners.

Which is why they want to weaponize the law, the IRS, etc. and why some states still have a lot of prison labor.

I also think a famous black rapper endorsing Trump at that period of time, and how the media destroyed him, helped red pill a few people. Trump distanced himself enough that all the current Kanye drama won't touch him.

Posted by: LizLem at February 05, 2025 06:52 PM (Kog3w)

137 The Bee USAID quiz
https://tinyurl.com/y3exja2u

Posted by: MkY at February 05, 2025 06:52 PM (cPGH3)

138 Sometimes I try to reconcile the Biblical teaching that "we are all born in sin" with the wishful thinking that says "all people are basically good". And then a story comes along like this that illustrates the Bible's point. Chelsea probably hasn't murdered nearly as many people as her mother has, but because she was born in sin she couldn't see the problem with $84 million dollars landing in her accounts with no real work provided in return.
Posted by: Crusader at February 05, 2025 06:49 PM (azSra)

My sister refers to these trust fund babies as being "born with a silver spoon up their backsides." They really think money just exists.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 05, 2025 06:52 PM (Jb8+d)

139 Buy that 20 yr old a hooker!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2025 06:47 PM (mEN9w)

No distractions while he is doing the lord's work.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder


True.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2025 06:52 PM (mEN9w)

140 I want you to see people perp walked.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2025 06:48 PM (mEN9w)
---
We're only in the second week of his term.

Patience.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 05, 2025 06:52 PM (ZOv7s)

141 "a go-along-to-get-along ethos"

Team players.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at February 05, 2025 06:52 PM (6CsVH)

142 52 Law and Order and spin-offs.
Posted by: davidt at February 05, 2025 06:38 PM (i0F8b)

The original L&O did a piece on Mockingbird, and I thought they were on crazy street at the time.

Guess they weren't after all ...

Posted by: browndog getting seasick at February 05, 2025 06:52 PM (TTAGa)

143 Story I read about one of Elon's DOGE 5 sigma autists. This kid, 20 yrs old or so, gets A-suite level clearance to the GSA and walks in, and starts going through their computer systems.

This may be related to doing the forensic auditing they're gonna do. Anyway, 20 yr old DOGE boy calls in some 50 yr old or so GS-high level IT guy in, and tears up some code they used.

"You code like a fag, and your IT shit is all retarded."

So imagine the humiliation of this guy having a 20 yr old whiz kid make a fool of him right then and there. And probably fired him.
Posted by: publius

Buy that 20 yr old a hooker!
Posted by: rickb223


Don't they lose their autist superpowers when they lose their virginity? Let them fix the government, and then buy them a whole hotel full of hookers.

Posted by: mikeski at February 05, 2025 06:52 PM (DgGvY)

144 I saw that Kanye West wife clip the other day. I swear her expression looked like that of a prisoner in a terrorist camp who's been made to do as they're told for the camera.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 05, 2025 06:53 PM (qBdHI)

145 "Free hugs for Equality"

So that is Pedo Bear when not wearing the fur suit...

Run kids run. For he intends to hug you and smush you. And worse.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2025 06:53 PM (Ph/7D)

146 yeah, events have outstripped that article in Politico by the former fed prosecutor.

I wonder what he thinks, now that it's come out Politico was receiving millions from USAID?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 05, 2025 06:53 PM (tT6L1)

147
remember Ben Smith?

Wasn't he an original Politico Shit?

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 05, 2025 06:54 PM (8ZLZk)

148 85 Route 66 > 77 Sunset Strip

23 skidoo > route 66 > 77 sunset strip

Posted by: anachronda at February 05, 2025 06:54 PM (oY6Yp)

149 I’m pretty sure Pedo Bear was getting some juice from USAID.

Posted by: electronic means at February 05, 2025 06:54 PM (wFFVS)

150 Diissing comments of Snow White set to music.

Part 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgPDxRkci_A
Part 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HBd37NERrw

Disney delenda est.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2025 06:54 PM (Ph/7D)

151 Perp-crawled. Perp-groveled.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at February 05, 2025 06:54 PM (6CsVH)

152 I believe Kanye West himself has mentioned he's struggled with mental health issues for years.

Hard to believe. (cough)

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 05, 2025 06:55 PM (aKh6S)

153 My sister refers to these trust fund babies as being "born with a silver spoon up their backsides." They really think money just exists.

Remember when Chelsea Clinton said that she really couldn't force herself to care about money?

I mean, for her whole life she just snapped her fingers, and she got anything she wanted.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 05, 2025 06:55 PM (uxCna)

154 USAID gave Chelsea Clinton $84 million. That's the latest "oh, of course" out of the data.

---
For what benefit?

What service could DOCTOR Chelsea Clinton provide that was worth $84, let alone $84 MILLION?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 05, 2025 06:55 PM (BpYfr)

155 143 Don't they lose their autist superpowers when they lose their virginity? Let them fix the government, and then buy them a whole hotel full of hookers.

does the federal government still own mustang ranch?

Posted by: anachronda at February 05, 2025 06:55 PM (oY6Yp)

156 And speaking of media figures with absolutely no remaining credibility or audience: Andrea Mitchell has finally left MSNBC. I imagine she'll be doing some podcast collabs with Jim Acosta, Chuck Todd, Don Lemon, Jennifer Rubin, and all the rest of the Unwanted.
---
It's like a Killer's Row of fake news has-beens!

Posted by: Axeman at February 05, 2025 06:55 PM (krQz2)

157 Has The Bee changed ownership or lost some good writers lately? Don't seem as sharp as they used to be.

Posted by: olddog in mo at February 05, 2025 06:55 PM (hoCmQ)

158 This may be related to doing the forensic auditing they're gonna do. Anyway, 20 yr old DOGE boy calls in some 50 yr old or so GS-high level IT guy in, and tears up some code they used.

"You code like a fag, and your IT shit is all retarded."

So imagine the humiliation of this guy having a 20 yr old whiz kid make a fool of him right then and there. And probably fired him.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 05, 2025 06:44 PM (w6EFb)

I wasn't a huge whiz kid back in the day but i've seen some real shit code in my time. And shit systems.

Like a loan group whose IT department #1 was so shit that IT department 3 wrote a program that read the monitor screen's memory to get info from one database on one network into another one. It was buggy and some records were rejected and saved in a special table that the supervisor could use to recreate a corrected record.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 05, 2025 06:56 PM (n7h9X)

159 111, boom, so so, so (sadly) true.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 05, 2025 06:56 PM (KaBJL)

160
I hope Elon has some "Sheldon's Moms" (you know, from Big Bang Theory) keeping and eye on the DOGE boys.

You to make sure they take a shower, put on deodorant, comb their hair, get enough sleep and eat properly.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 05, 2025 06:56 PM (w6EFb)

161 So, these calls for revolution will fail because of three key factors:

1. BLAMtifa will not protest-turn-riot unless they get something out of it. And if the funds dry up, they'll have to resort to (probably) one night of local looting. Which isn't much of a revolution.

2. Ordinary Americans are not going to protest on behalf of faceless, unelected bureaucrats that have made their lives worse.

3. It's friggin cold outside!

Posted by: pookysgirl, deflating expectations at February 05, 2025 06:57 PM (Wt5PA)

162 Trump is warning that tomorrow is the last day to accept his generous offer of eight months pay in exchange for voluntarily leaving the government. Because after that, he's just firing people, and they can collect unemployment like Non-Governmental Peons have to do.
***

We need a pool. The last I heard, 20,000 had accepted our amazingly generous offer of 8 months fully paid vacation.
I'll guess by COB tomorrow the number is 120,000.

Posted by: LASue at February 05, 2025 06:57 PM (lCppi)

163 What service could DOCTOR Chelsea Clinton provide that was worth $84, let alone $84 MILLION?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 05, 2025 06:55 PM (BpYfr)
-------------------

She'd probably get paid pretty well to work as a harlot. The kink would be worth a premium.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 05, 2025 06:57 PM (tT6L1)

164 >>USAID gave Chelsea Clinton $84 million. That's the latest "oh, of course" out of the data.
......

and she didn't spend it on a new face?

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2025 06:57 PM (v0R5T)

165 Cry harder bitches

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 05, 2025 06:57 PM (IOGah)

166 Don't they lose their autist superpowers when they lose their virginity? Let them fix the government, and then buy them a whole hotel full of hookers.
Posted by: mikeski at February 05, 2025 06:52 PM (DgGvY)
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Obviously, you've never met 20-year old males. Sex is a power-up, an accelerant, the pause that refreshes.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 05, 2025 06:57 PM (ZOv7s)

167 145 "Free hugs for Equality"

So that is Pedo Bear when not wearing the fur suit...

Run kids run. For he intends to hug you and smush you. And worse.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2025 06:53 PM (Ph/7D)

Kid has a D20 tat'd on his arm... he is there tryin to get laid.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 05, 2025 06:57 PM (QAkQ3)

168 The Moochers are being motivated by The Looters to wage war on The Producers.

Somebody should do a movie. No homos please.

Posted by: History In The Making at February 05, 2025 06:57 PM (R/m4+)

169 Maybe, butTrump clearly hasn't just been whacking a golf ball around the last four years.
Posted by: huerfano at February 05, 2025 06:45 PM (n2swS)

To be fair, he did that, too.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 05, 2025 06:57 PM (Jb8+d)

170 does the federal government still own mustang ranch?
Posted by: anachronda at February 05, 2025 06:55 PM (oY6Yp)

No. Sold it to a Conforte front group called AGE Enterprises.

Posted by: Reforger at February 05, 2025 06:57 PM (xcIvR)

171 Has The Bee changed ownership or lost some good writers lately? Don't seem as sharp as they used to be.
Posted by: olddog in mo at February 05, 2025 06:55 PM (hoCmQ)


The left's reality has overtaken satire.

Posted by: LASue at February 05, 2025 06:58 PM (lCppi)

172 "i've seen some real shit code in my time"

Sorry about that.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at February 05, 2025 06:58 PM (6CsVH)

173 160
I hope Elon has some "Sheldon's Moms" (you know, from Big Bang Theory) keeping and eye on the DOGE boys.

You to make sure they take a shower, put on deodorant, comb their hair, get enough sleep and eat properly.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 05, 2025 06:56 PM (w6EFb)

And stay away from Penny!!

Posted by: Sheldon' Mom at February 05, 2025 06:58 PM (i0F8b)

174 I want to see Bill Kristol spend the rest of his miserable life in a cell, chained to the wall, with natural light to ever touch his skin again.

Just let Natural Dark do its thing...

Posted by: Bubba, #4745689, Cellblock D at February 05, 2025 06:58 PM (AGNk7)

175 157
Everyone thought the Bee was satirical. It's becoming more accurate than MSM. Even they can't keep up.

Posted by: Megthered at February 05, 2025 06:58 PM (xUi/c)

176 What service could DOCTOR Chelsea Clinton provide that was worth $84, let alone $84 MILLION?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 05, 2025 06:55 PM (BpYfr)
-------------------

She'd probably get paid pretty well to work as a harlot. The kink would be worth a premium.
---------
No, $20, same as in town.

Posted by: Crusader at February 05, 2025 06:58 PM (azSra)

177 85 Route 66 > 77 Sunset Strip
Posted by: Romeo13

Tod and Buz slightly beat out Cookie and the private dicks for flaming gay TV stars of the 60's so, yes, you win that category.

Posted by: Auspex at February 05, 2025 06:59 PM (j4U/Z)

178 >> and then buy them a whole hotel full of hookers.

The Four Floors of Whores in Singapore.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 05, 2025 06:59 PM (w6EFb)

179 "Democrats are calling upon their most psychopathic antifa-aligned shock troops to "fight in the streets" and go to "war"

What else can they do? Honestly, there is nothing else within the ambit of their consciousness or capabilities.

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 05, 2025 06:59 PM (h/ffs)

180 Has The Bee changed ownership or lost some good writers lately? Don't seem as sharp as they used to be.
Posted by: olddog in mo at February 05, 2025 06:55 PM (hoCmQ)
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Reality is currently beyond parody.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 05, 2025 06:59 PM (ZOv7s)

181 125 Who let the DOGEs out?

Woof woof woof woof.
Posted by: Arbalest
.......

I might have to buy some DOGEcoin.
Posted by: wth at February 05, 2025 06:49 PM (v0R5T)

Tonight, me and the old lady are doin' it DOGE style...

Posted by: jsg at February 05, 2025 06:59 PM (Fg0Nr)

182 134 This keeps up, they might bring back the market for the super-Mountain Dew, similar to Jolt cola.

When I was that age regular Dew was perfectly fine for coding at 3:30 in the morning.


i never managed to finish a bottle of jolt cola. when i was done with my coding, there was still a bit left in the bottle.

that stuff is nasty when it's not cold.

Posted by: anachronda at February 05, 2025 06:59 PM (oY6Yp)

183 NASA spent $500,000 on Politico subscriptions.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 05, 2025 06:59 PM (KWujZ)

184 >> BLAMtifa will not protest-turn-riot unless they get something out of it. And if the funds dry up, they'll have to resort to (probably) one night of local looting.
——-
This isn’t 2020. That shit won’t be tolerated this time, and as you note, there’s a substantial pay cut.

Posted by: electronic means at February 05, 2025 06:59 PM (wFFVS)

185 Look at her face as she unwillingly performs that naked stunt, like a slave being offered up to lust-filled, shrieking bidders.

In a sense, he was selling her, and she will come to hate him for it. A wife's private beauty is to be protected and seen only by her husband.

I give their marriage 6 months.

Posted by: Ju at February 05, 2025 06:59 PM (aTmM/)

186 Democrats are calling upon their most psychopathic antifa-aligned shock troops to "fight in the streets" and go to "war"
---
With less funding by USAID. *sad trombone*

Posted by: Axeman at February 05, 2025 06:59 PM (krQz2)

187 Because the legal system is incapable of distinguishing between menopausal women and mentally-ill men.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 05, 2025 06:45 PM (uxCna)


That is called "weaponizing the normies' empathy against them"

Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2025 06:59 PM (D7oie)

188 148 85 Route 66 > 77 Sunset Strip

23 skidoo > route 66 > 77 sunset strip
Posted by: anachronda at February 05, 2025 06:54 PM (oY6Yp)

Magnificent Seven > 23 skidoo > route 66 > 77 sunset strip

Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 05, 2025 06:59 PM (W5ArC)

189 Off, damned cuck sock.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 05, 2025 07:00 PM (W5ArC)

190 After this I want those DOGE boys to never have to work another day in their life if they don't want to. 20% may be too little.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 05, 2025 06:50 PM (mB6WH)

we can rent them out to the states, and other countries.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 05, 2025 07:00 PM (n7h9X)

191 @ 144, yeah, that's about right

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 05, 2025 07:00 PM (KaBJL)

192 Trying to decide if obese soymanpig in top photo is biting his lip because he’s sad or he’s just hungry.

Posted by: electronic means at February 05, 2025 07:00 PM (wFFVS)

193 and she didn't spend it on a new face?

They're plastic surgeons, not miracle workers.

Or course now I am thinking of a remake of the 1960 movie Eyes Without a Face starring Chelsea Clinton whining to Mommy Dearest for a new face.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2025 07:00 PM (Ph/7D)

194
Everywhere I hear the sound
Of marching, charging feet, boy
'Cause summer's here and the time is right
For fighting in the street, boy
Well, now what can a them/them do
Except to sing for a rock and roll band?
'Cause in sleepy London Town
There's just no place for street fighting trans!

Posted by: Axeman at February 05, 2025 07:00 PM (krQz2)

195 I guess we now know why Kristol couldn't wipe that shit eating grin off his face.

Posted by: Reforger at February 05, 2025 07:00 PM (xcIvR)

196 >> NASA spent $500,000 on Politico subscriptions.

NASA too? The FDA spent that much on same.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 05, 2025 07:01 PM (w6EFb)

197 O Ye of very little clothes!

Posted by: Axeman at February 05, 2025 07:01 PM (krQz2)

198 Woof woof woof woof.
Posted by: Arbalest


Been a while!

Posted by: t-bird at February 05, 2025 07:01 PM (7FFC8)

199 The Boys from DOGE. It should become an anthem.

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 05, 2025 07:02 PM (h/ffs)

200 i never managed to finish a bottle of jolt cola. when i was done with my coding, there was still a bit left in the bottle.

that stuff is nasty when it's not cold.
Posted by: anachronda at February 05, 2025 06:59 PM (oY6Yp)

Yes, tried it for the lols but it was a very bad cola.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 05, 2025 07:02 PM (n7h9X)

201 In yet another installment of "What if...," can we just imagine the explosions of rage if it were Don Jr., Ivanka or Eric Trump who had $84 million fall into their laps via USAID?

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 05, 2025 07:02 PM (qBdHI)

202 i never managed to finish a bottle of jolt cola. when i was done with my coding, there was still a bit left in the bottle.

that stuff is nasty when it's not cold.
Posted by: anachronda at February 05, 2025 06:59 PM (oY6Yp)
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Add some chilled Mountain Dew. Turbo boost.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 05, 2025 07:02 PM (ZOv7s)

203 I saw that Kanye West wife clip the other day. I swear her expression looked like that of a prisoner in a terrorist camp who's been made to do as they're told for the camera.
Posted by: Lady in Black
.....

BJ's for toilet paper.

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2025 07:02 PM (v0R5T)

204 Mathematicians generally peak before the age of 25.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 05, 2025 06:48 PM (uxCna)


oddly enough, so do schizophrenics.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2025 07:02 PM (D7oie)

205 Can you imagine the raw energy those DOGE boys are feeding on and producing? They are so freaking psyched to be given a task this monumental under an impossible timeline and challenged to get it done.

Those kids are insane. And they are going to do it. They will be the new Founders. And May God bless them and protect them.

And thank you!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2025 07:02 PM (ZLd/E)

206 We DOGED that bullet.

Posted by: jsg at February 05, 2025 07:02 PM (Fg0Nr)

207 >> DOGE boys to never have to work another day in their life if they don't want to.

Oh no, their next jobs will be getting to Mars.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 05, 2025 07:02 PM (w6EFb)

208 > 190 After this I want those DOGE boys to never have to work another day in their life if they don't want to. 20% may be too little.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 05, 2025 06:50 PM (mB6WH)

we can rent them out to the states, and other countries.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 05, 2025 07:00 PM (n7h9X)

We could pay them a bounty of, say, 0.1% of all the money they save.

That should easily set them up for life.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 05, 2025 07:03 PM (W5ArC)

209 we can rent them out to the states, and other countries.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 05, 2025 07:00 PM (n7h9X)
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"Wild Geese," cyber edition.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 05, 2025 07:03 PM (ZOv7s)

210
I like, "LOL, get DOGEd"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 05, 2025 07:03 PM (w6EFb)

211 White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt Delivers Press Beating – 1:00pm EST Livestream

Neat headline from The Conservative Treehouse.
https://is.gd/AExrNy

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 05, 2025 07:03 PM (klJTj)

212 Warm cola, like warm champagne, is a foul abomination. Toxic waste.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at February 05, 2025 07:03 PM (6CsVH)

213 USAID is down, there's no way to pay them

Pink hair and a tu-tu are not going to get you credit for a delivered pallet of bricks from Home Depot.

Posted by: DaveA at February 05, 2025 07:03 PM (FhXTo)

214 "No one voted for Elon Musk."

------------

No one voted for Eric Holder, Susan Rice, Hillary Clinton, John Brennan, James Clapper, James Comey, Christopher Wray, Merrick Garland, Alejandro Myorkas, Lt. Col. Bearclaw [and insert dozens of other serial traitors here].

Posted by: ShainS -- GONGOs (Government-Organized NGOs) were Coyotes for Criminal Cartels at February 05, 2025 07:03 PM (vAHT7)

215
What leaves me completely without pity for the poor put upon gubmint slackers is that we in the private sector had to cope with the threats of downsizing and firings for over forty years (since 1981 in my case).

And we learned to suck it up and work to create value by our efforts so as to avoid such fates.

So many of the slugs now out squalling about the imminent threat of "unfair termination" were pampered and sheltered from anything threatening that even remotely approached what took place in the private sector. But they sure were quick to quip, "Learn to code", to private sector folks.

Well, you bastards, it's YOUR TURN in the barrel now. How do you like it? Getting ready to "learn to code", are you? Yeah, I'm pointing and laughing at you, you whining pukes. You are getting exactly what you deserve. Sucks to be you.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM), imprison, imprison, imprison! at February 05, 2025 07:04 PM (xG4kz)

216 Here's a photo of the protest today at the Iowa State Capitol: https://tinyurl.com/waavhbcf

Massive, I know. Really shows how angry the people of Iowa are about Trump lol.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 05, 2025 07:04 PM (ycI94)

217 The boys from DOGE are back in town.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2025 07:04 PM (Ph/7D)

218 > NASA too? The FDA spent that much on same.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 05, 2025 07:01 PM (w6EFb)

I'm starting to suspect that essentially every agency was buying a few dozen of these "subscriptions".

And that explains why Politico couldn't make payroll this week.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 05, 2025 07:04 PM (W5ArC)

219 Yes, tried it for the lols but it was a very bad cola.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 05, 2025 07:02 PM (n7h9X)
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I wasn't a fan. Kids around here spiked it with Mountain Dew and called it "Turbo Pop."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 05, 2025 07:04 PM (ZOv7s)

220 >> NASA spent $500,000 on Politico subscriptions.
———
Musk spends on actual spaceflight, but you do you.

Posted by: electronic means at February 05, 2025 07:04 PM (wFFVS)

221 LOL.

The only person who can deport Elon--who has legal presence in this country!--is Donald J. Trump.

Suck on that, snowflakes.

Posted by: Axeman at February 05, 2025 07:05 PM (krQz2)

222 205

*fistbump*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 05, 2025 07:05 PM (KaBJL)

223 Look at her face as she unwillingly performs that naked stunt, like a slave being offered up to lust-filled, shrieking bidders.

In a sense, he was selling her, and she will come to hate him for it. A wife's private beauty is to be protected and seen only by her husband.

I give their marriage 6 months.

Posted by: Ju at February 05, 2025 06:59 PM (aTmM/)

I didn't click the link for a few reasons, and that's one of them.

Posted by: pookysgirl with sleeping baby at February 05, 2025 07:05 PM (Wt5PA)

224
I posted this earlier, but if anyone didn't see it, here's El Gato Malo, the Bad Cat, predicting DOGE-mageddon on Nov. 14th:

https://tinyurl.com/25b9c9dh

He called it damned good.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 05, 2025 07:05 PM (w6EFb)

225 I'm starting to suspect that essentially every agency was buying a few dozen of these "subscriptions".

And that explains why Politico couldn't make payroll this week.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 05, 2025 07:04 PM (W5ArC)
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"When the money runs out, so do the wokes.."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 05, 2025 07:05 PM (ZOv7s)

226 NASA spent $500,000 on Politico subscriptions.
———

Musk spends on actual spaceflight, but you do you.
Posted by: electronic means at February 05, 2025 07:04 PM (wFFVS)
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Well, NASA's job has been transition to Arab pride--I think it was last time I saw it.

Posted by: Axeman at February 05, 2025 07:06 PM (krQz2)

227 I'd be happy with an extra 0.084 million.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 05, 2025 07:06 PM (q2NNn)

228 The publisher of The Bulwark:

Elon’s promoting an insane lie (hallucination?) about ⁦
@BillKristol and USAID that is all the rage over on MAGA Twitter. I break down the anatomy of conspiracy theory and show how none of it, not even a whiff of it, is true. @elonmusk


Uh, huh.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 05, 2025 07:06 PM (uxCna)

229 Mathematicians generally peak before the age of 25.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 05, 2025 06:48 PM (uxCna)

oddly enough, so do schizophrenics.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2025 07:02 PM (D7oie)

--------------

* John Nash has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- GONGOs (Government-Organized NGOs) were Coyotes for Criminal Cartels at February 05, 2025 07:06 PM (vAHT7)

230 "No one voted for Elon Musk."

No one voted for Joe Biden.

Posted by: t-bird at February 05, 2025 07:06 PM (jnR6n)

231 For crunch coding, I needed diet cola, Kools, and in-the-shell sunflower seeds. My keyboards were very crunchy, so apropos.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at February 05, 2025 07:06 PM (6CsVH)

232 Vladmir Lenin had German gold.

BLM and others had USAID.

Cut off the money and watch them whither or resort to bank robberies.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2025 07:06 PM (Ph/7D)

233 Soros will pay them.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 05, 2025 06:39 PM (OX9vb)

Somewhere today, I saw it suggested that Soros may not have as much money as is commonly thought, and may only be a funnel for Deep State money.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 05, 2025 07:06 PM (9d6r+)

234 USAID is down, there's no way to pay them

Pink hair and a tu-tu are not going to get you credit for a delivered pallet of bricks from Home Depot.
Posted by: DaveA at February 05, 2025 07:03 PM (FhXTo)

For a lot of them, it would be a three-three, not a tu-tu.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 05, 2025 07:07 PM (VNX3d)

235 Schumer....what a schmuck.

Posted by: runner at February 05, 2025 07:07 PM (g47mK)

236 212 - 216 inclusive, lol & endorsed!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 05, 2025 07:07 PM (KaBJL)

237 233 Soros will pay them.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 05, 2025 06:39 PM (OX9vb)

Somewhere today, I saw it suggested that Soros may not have as much money as is commonly thought, and may only be a funnel for Deep State money.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 05, 2025 07:06 PM (9d6r+)

Soros is smart enough not to leave an easy money trail.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 05, 2025 07:07 PM (QAkQ3)

238 Soros has been using OPM to cover the cost of protests. No way he's going to use his own money.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 05, 2025 07:08 PM (tT6L1)

239 And that explains why Politico couldn't make payrolloff the pimps this week.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 05, 2025 07:04 PM (W5ArC)
---

Posted by: Axeman at February 05, 2025 07:08 PM (krQz2)

240
Elon: Hey, you guys want to help humanity colonize Mars?
DOGE Boys: Fuck Yeah!
Elon: BTW, you wanna help save the USA from tyranny?

Posted by: davidt at February 05, 2025 07:08 PM (i0F8b)

241 >> And that explains why Politico couldn't make payroll this week.
———
I swear, if this pans out and we learn their whole payroll was financed by public money, my more-than-four-hour will fission and I’ll have two cheater bars banging my ankles.

Posted by: electronic means at February 05, 2025 07:08 PM (wFFVS)

242 Schmendrick is too good a word for Chuck Schumer

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2025 07:08 PM (Ph/7D)

243
Now, let's see where the Bulwark's money is coming from...

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 05, 2025 07:09 PM (w6EFb)

244 "I'm starting to suspect that essentially every agency was buying a few dozen of these "subscriptions"."

And each agency subscribed for the same amount? What a coincidence!

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at February 05, 2025 07:09 PM (6CsVH)

245 So that is Pedo Bear when not wearing the fur suit...
Run kids run. For he intends to hug you and smush you. And worse.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2025 06:53 PM (Ph/7D)

Pederasts like that one like to find a weak, vulnerable twink type and bust their cheeks. No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old. When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at February 05, 2025 07:09 PM (R/m4+)

246 The public’s outrage over USAID corruption is now at scale and mainstream. USAID has been fully exposed as a left-wing money laundering criminal organization. Here’s what our researchers were able to find when looking into their expenditures and why President Trump and Elon Musk must shut it down:

- Haiti: Post-2010 earthquake, $1.14 billion was spent on a port and power plant project promoted by President Bill Clinton. The project never built anything.
- Cuba: A 2006 audit showed $74 million in “democracy promotion” funds vanished without oversight.
- Afghanistan: Millions squandered on health scams; hospitals never built.
- Nigeria: Chemonics, a major USAID contractor, was linked to a subcontractor's overbilling scandal. Hundreds of millions lost.
Cont.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2025 07:09 PM (mEN9w)

247 Soros is smart enough not to leave an easy money trail.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 05, 2025 07:07 PM (QAkQ3)
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George is not running the show, idiot child Alex is now.

Which explains why they've gotten so sloppy.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 05, 2025 07:09 PM (ZOv7s)

248 Could have been rid of Trump 2 and a half weeks ago if ya hadn't stolen 2020, lefty.

How's that working out for you ?

Posted by: jsg at February 05, 2025 07:09 PM (Fg0Nr)

249 COVID 19 Funding: USAID sent over $40MILLION in taxpayer money to a scientist located in Wuhan to do gain of function mutations. This directly led to the creation and release of COVID-19
- $2.5 MILLION to DEI in Serbia
- $70,000 onan Irish DEI musical
- $47,000 on transgender operas in Colombia
- $32,000 on a trans comic book in Peru
- Iraq: $20M for an Iraqi version of Sesame Street to promote LGBTQ Agenda
- Egypt & Tunisia: $56M for “tourism”
- Jordan: $40M for “schools”
- Vietnam: $11M to fight “trash burning”
- Central America: $27M for deportee gift bags.
- Trump Lawfare: $27M to fund left wing

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2025 07:09 PM (mEN9w)

250 >> DOGE boys to never have to work another day in their life if they don't want to.

Oh no, their next jobs will be getting to Mars.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)
......

Then they will send word: Mars Needs Women.

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2025 07:09 PM (v0R5T)

251
Question: Has Steiner come?

Posted by: Waiting for Steiner at February 05, 2025 07:10 PM (krQz2)

252 She'd probably get paid pretty well to work as a harlot. The kink would be worth a premium.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 05, 2025 06:57 PM (tT6L1)


she looks like Howdy Doody. That is not a large niche market there.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2025 07:11 PM (D7oie)

253 >> Elon: Hey, you guys want to help humanity colonize Mars?
DOGE Boys: Fuck Yeah!
Elon: BTW, you wanna help save the USA from tyranny?

More like,

Elon: You want to colonize Mars?
DOGE boys: Fuck yeah!
Elon: Well, first we're going to have stop Western Civilization from destroying itself....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 05, 2025 07:11 PM (w6EFb)

254 "No one voted for Elon Musk."


No one voted for Valerie Jerrett either.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2025 07:11 PM (mEN9w)

255 So a Muslim in a hijab attacks a trans performer who identifies as a woman yet doesn't kowtow to all the liberal pieties. It's an almost humorous fulfillment of the prediction that the Left will eat itself....

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What do you call a tranny that eats its own tail -- an Autoboros?

Posted by: ShainS -- GONGOs (Government-Organized NGOs) were Coyotes for Criminal Cartels at February 05, 2025 07:12 PM (vAHT7)

256 "CIA Director Ratcliffe -- what sweet words those are -- announced that he offered buyouts to the incompetents and traitors at the CIA."
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I thought the CIA types all had offshore accounts from skimmed money and multiple passports and IDs so when the SHTF like now, they could escape to some remote island and live on a sailboat.

Posted by: Cosda at February 05, 2025 07:12 PM (dmssz)

257 "No one voted for Elon Musk."


No one voted for Valerie Jerrett either.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2025 07:11 PM (mEN9w)
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Or whoever ran the Biden White House.

Posted by: Axeman at February 05, 2025 07:12 PM (krQz2)

258 Here's a photo of the protest today at the Iowa State Capitol: https://tinyurl.com/waavhbcf

Massive, I know. Really shows how angry the people of Iowa are about Trump lol.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 05, 2025 07:04 PM (ycI94)

Everyone I talk to is excited about Trump's blitzkrieg.

Posted by: pookysgirl with sleeping baby at February 05, 2025 07:12 PM (Wt5PA)

259 Does anyone, besides the 70+ crowd, still watch the Oscars?

Posted by: DaisyB at February 05, 2025 07:12 PM (AbL8c)

260
CIA Director Ratcliffe
---
Five Eyes meet Five Fingers.

Posted by: Axeman at February 05, 2025 07:12 PM (krQz2)

261 They played Spin the Bottle each morning in the White House to figure out who would think for Joey.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2025 07:13 PM (Ph/7D)

262 >>>Democrats are calling upon their most psychopathic antifa-aligned shock troops to "fight in the streets" and go to "war"

I thought elections have consequences and the other side has to just shut up. I guess that's only when they "win".

Posted by: DJ at February 05, 2025 07:13 PM (uosPt)

263 I posted this earlier, but if anyone didn't see it, here's El Gato Malo, the Bad Cat, predicting DOGE-mageddon on Nov. 14th:

https://tinyurl.com/25b9c9dh

He called it damned good.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 05, 2025 07:05 PM (w6EFb)

Go for the Kitty Armies and Programmers if nothing else.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 05, 2025 07:13 PM (n7h9X)

264 USAID sent....
- Iraq: $20M for an Iraqi version of Sesame Street to promote LGBTQ Agenda

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I see, so a recurring hour-long version of the show with nothing but episodes of Bert & Ernie?

Posted by: Crusader at February 05, 2025 07:13 PM (azSra)

265 black coffee (any temp, hot preferred) & Kools, in my case ...
nosherei could vary widely by availability ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 05, 2025 07:13 PM (KaBJL)

266 The Academy's endorsement of Karla or Carlos Gascón has exposed the trade media, transforming it into a medium of spite.

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I'm pretty sure it's been a medium of spite for at least four decades now ...

Posted by: ShainS -- GONGOs (Government-Organized NGOs) were Coyotes for Criminal Cartels at February 05, 2025 07:13 PM (vAHT7)

267 If it must be war, better it be in my time than my sons.

I like our odds.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at February 05, 2025 07:13 PM (A+Mdz)

268 Kamala's not stupid she's afflicted. She's afflicted by the liberal environment she grew up in and has lived in all her life. Their language, verbal usage of words, even though English, is not the same.

She does not know or understand the language of normal people. A normal person may as well be speaking Lithuanian to her and vice versa.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 05, 2025 07:13 PM (AQYqn)

269 >> DOGE boys to never have to work another day in their life if they don't want to.

Oh no, their next jobs will be getting to Mars.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)
......

Then they will send word: Mars Needs Women.
Posted by: wth at February 05, 2025 07:09 PM (v0R5T)

The AI Space/Mars Vixen vids on YT are quite motivational.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 05, 2025 07:13 PM (q2NNn)

270 The publisher of the Bulwark:

Bill isn’t alone in receiving these weird smears and creepy attacks. The New York Times, Politico, the BBC, the Associated Press, Ben Stiller, Orlando Bloom, Jean-Claude Van Damme—all have also been accused of receiving USAID money for various normal things they did that Elon and/or his online fanboys do not like.

I can’t possibly say this in simpler terms: They’re just making it all up.


Her argument is that money laundering works - if USAID gives money to an intermediary, which gives the money to Politico, there is no way to prove that USAID intended to give the money to Politico.

Curiously, prosecutions of financial crimes reject that theory.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 05, 2025 07:14 PM (uxCna)

271 I will not watch the Oscars but I am rooting for Wicked just for the lolz.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2025 07:14 PM (Ph/7D)

272 I'm not hugging that guy for love nor money.

Posted by: bluebell at February 05, 2025 07:14 PM (79pEw)

273 Prospective Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick has been voted out of committee, now advancing to the full Senate.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 05, 2025 07:14 PM (W5ArC)

274
"Street Fighting' Man" by the Stones works if, like the lyrics say, summer's here.

It isn't, and the money might not be here come June.

Speaking of coming, and June...

Posted by: Auspex at February 05, 2025 07:14 PM (j4U/Z)

275 "F 'em, let's go. We'll send for their women later."

Posted by: DOGE Boys at February 05, 2025 07:14 PM (v0R5T)

276 They played Spin the Bottle each morning in the White House to figure out who would think for Joey.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2025 07:13 PM (Ph/7D)
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Now they play Spin the Bottle in the White House each morning to determine who DOGE will target next.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 05, 2025 07:14 PM (BpYfr)

277 266 The Academy's endorsement of Karla or Carlos Gascón has exposed the trade media, transforming it into a medium of spite.
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I'll never buy another thing from them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 05, 2025 07:14 PM (AQYqn)

278 >> Iraq: $20M for an Iraqi version of Sesame Street to promote LGBTQ Agenda
———
Under those hijabs, how can you determine gender anyway?

Posted by: electronic means at February 05, 2025 07:15 PM (wFFVS)

279 I'm not hugging that guy for love nor money.
Posted by: bluebell
......

That's what I always say when I watch My Lottery Dream Home.
"Gimme some love!"
"Uh... no."

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2025 07:16 PM (v0R5T)

280 Bill isn’t alone in receiving these weird smears and creepy attacks. The New York Times, Politico, the BBC, the Associated Press, Ben Stiller, Orlando Bloom, Jean-Claude Van Damme—all have also been accused of receiving USAID money for various normal things they did that Elon and/or his online fanboys do not like.

I can’t possibly say this in simpler terms: They’re just making it all up.

Her argument is that money laundering works - if USAID gives money to an intermediary, which gives the money to Politico, there is no way to prove that USAID intended to give the money to Politico.

Curiously, prosecutions of financial crimes reject that theory.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 05, 2025 07:14 PM (uxCna)
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Odd a publication known for making stuff up is now accusing others of doing same.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 05, 2025 07:16 PM (tT6L1)

281
Has DC found out all it can find out, or how much more finding out do they have left?

Posted by: Axeman at February 05, 2025 07:16 PM (krQz2)

282 It's interesting that The Bulwark, rather than defending Kristol specifically, claims that all the accusations that USAID has been funding media organizations and celebrities are lies.

Good luck with that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 05, 2025 07:16 PM (uxCna)

283 Deport Musk? So they want to deport a US Citizen but let all the illegals in?

Do they have two brain cells to rub together?

Posted by: DJ at February 05, 2025 07:17 PM (uosPt)

284 >> Curiously, prosecutions of financial crimes reject that theory.
———
In fact those are the hallmarks of money laundering. Good luck in court with that.

Posted by: electronic means at February 05, 2025 07:17 PM (wFFVS)

285 I want to see Bill Kristol spend the rest of his miserable life in a cell, chained to the wall, with natural light to ever touch his skin again.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 05, 2025 06:29 PM


Sadly, that would put paid to the dream many of us here have of seeing Ace in a panel discussion on the Lido deck on a Cap'n Bill cruise.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 05, 2025 07:17 PM (a3Q+t)

286 By the way, if what has been said about Politico is false, then please explain the sudden trouble with meeting payroll?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 05, 2025 07:18 PM (tT6L1)

287 The publisher of The Bulwark:

Elon’s promoting an insane lie (hallucination?) about ⁦
@BillKristol and USAID that is all the rage over on MAGA Twitter. I break down the anatomy of conspiracy theory and show how none of it, not even a whiff of it, is true. @elonmusk

Uh, huh.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 05, 2025 07:06 PM (uxCna)

Brave words from the guy with access to Government computers.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 05, 2025 07:18 PM (n7h9X)

288 Congressional Democrats are quite literally inciting this. This is
@EdMarkey, a sitting Senator from Massachusetts calling for millions to protest.

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Sounds insurrectionist-y.

Fortunately, the Garland Archipelago has been emptied out and read for new accommodations.

Posted by: ShainS -- GONGOs (Government-Organized NGOs) were Coyotes for Criminal Cartels at February 05, 2025 07:18 PM (vAHT7)

289 250 >> DOGE boys to never have to work another day in their life if they don't want to.

Oh no, their next jobs will be getting to Mars.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)
......

Then they will send word: Mars Needs Women.
Posted by: wth at February 05, 2025 07:09 PM (v0R5T)

Correction: Mars Needs Moms

Posted by: Nova Local at February 05, 2025 07:18 PM (exHjb)

290 By the way, if what has been said about Politico is false, then please explain the sudden trouble with meeting payroll?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 05, 2025 07:18 PM (tT6L1)
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It's not completely sudden?

Posted by: Axeman at February 05, 2025 07:18 PM (krQz2)

291 Her argument is that money laundering works - if USAID gives money to an intermediary, which gives the money to Politico, there is no way to prove that USAID intended to give the money to Politico.

If the US government gives money to the Corporation For Public Broadcasting, there is no way to prove that the US government intended that money to directly fund public radio and television.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 05, 2025 07:19 PM (uxCna)

292 275 "F 'em, let's go. We'll send for their women later."
Posted by: DOGE Boys at February 05, 2025 07:14 PM (v0R5T)

Have you seen our enemies ?
That might not be a woman. Just sayin'....

Posted by: jsg at February 05, 2025 07:19 PM (Fg0Nr)

293 Has DC found out all it can find out, or how much more finding out do they have left?
Posted by: Axeman

I hope the FO is proportional to the FA.

Posted by: She Hobbit at February 05, 2025 07:19 PM (ftFVW)

294 The insurrectionists are getting wound up, fearfully watching their taxpayer money drying up.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 05, 2025 07:19 PM (+6cTJ)

295 In that clip, Bianca Censori doesn't look all that happy about being put on display by Kanye.
Posted by: davidt at February 05, 2025 06:28 PM (i0F8b)


Yeah, she didn't look like she was having a good time, at all.

Kanye needs help, but I suspect he's surrounded by enablers that want the money to keep flowing.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 05, 2025 07:19 PM (pJWtt)

296 Somewhere today, I saw it suggested that Soros may not have as much money as is commonly thought, and may only be a funnel for Deep State money.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 05, 2025 07:06 PM (9d6r+)


I wonder if the raid against the british Pound and the Indonesian ecomony were his ideas, or if they were directed and funded through the US feds

Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2025 07:20 PM (D7oie)

297 Musk was naturalized in 2002.

Posted by: Axeman at February 05, 2025 07:21 PM (krQz2)

298 I have a question, is there a place in the Trump administration for Lt. Gen. William Gerald "Jerry" Boykin?

Posted by: Eromero at February 05, 2025 07:21 PM (LHPAg)

299 These idiots better stop encouraging street violence.

I'm pretty sure they thought the day would never come when they could be held accountable but -

I suspect the Musk Posse can and at some point will be tracking every single one of the money connection between these groups,

and if Trump's Posse decided to show these Demoted Communists what the full majesty of the Law looks like with regard to insurrection and treason,

they will have to incontrovertible evidence to prove it. Not airy-fairy gassing on CNN.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 05, 2025 07:21 PM (iJfKG)

300 By the way, if what has been said about Politico is false, then please explain the sudden trouble with meeting payroll?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 05, 2025 07:18 PM (tT6L1)

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The Soros' have been arrested for treason?

/A man can dream ...

Posted by: ShainS -- GONGOs (Government-Organized NGOs) were Coyotes for Criminal Cartels at February 05, 2025 07:21 PM (vAHT7)

301
DataREpublican has a poll up. What do you want her to go after next.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 05, 2025 07:21 PM (w6EFb)

302 I will not watch the Oscars but I am rooting for Wicked just for the lolz.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2025 07:14 PM (Ph/7D)

I'm rooting for "None of the Above" to win in all categories.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 05, 2025 07:21 PM (VNX3d)

303 The US Attorney in SDNY has dropped the case against Project Veritas journalists who were raided and persecuted for investigating the diary of Joe Biden's daughter. After years of threats, no charges will be filed.

Remember it really wasn't her diary AND it was ok to prosecute Veritas, and the woman that turned it over to the press, because it really was her diary

Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2025 07:22 PM (t0Rmr)

304 Publius, that was a great article you posted.
Takeaway line: they’re not even bringing a knife to a gunfight…
They’re bringing a dinosaur to a meteor strike

Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2025 07:22 PM (XiBhl)

305 Whoooooo, DOGE!

Posted by: dantesed at February 05, 2025 07:22 PM (Oy/m2)

306 As Cernovich noted, it appears that half of DC's economy was running off of USAID grants.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 05, 2025 07:22 PM (uxCna)

307 That just maybe the greatest act of justice against George Soros.

In the twilight of his life to see it all dismantled in a matter of months.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2025 07:22 PM (Ph/7D)

308 Somewhere today, I saw it suggested that Soros may not have as much money as is commonly thought, and may only be a funnel for Deep State money.
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I think the inclination from a huge *grift* like this is to assume that it will go on forever, so there's likely not a lot of "cash reserves" that a prudent business owner would insist on (rather than a *grift* owner). If you own a laundry mat or a chain of laundry mats, you plan for the ups and downs of business. But the owners of these grifts probably assumed the tap would never get turned off, and no "cash reserves" were needed.

Posted by: Crusader at February 05, 2025 07:23 PM (azSra)

309 269 >> DOGE boys to never have to work another day in their life if they don't want to.

Oh no, their next jobs will be getting to Mars.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)
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All of his crew have won patents and awards they are natural over achievers. They couldn't not accomplish anything if they wanted to.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 05, 2025 07:23 PM (AQYqn)

310 >> The New York Times, Politico, the BBC, the Associated Press, Ben Stiller, Orlando Bloom, Jean-Claude Van Damme—all have also been accused of receiving USAID money for various normal things they did
———
Curious assertion about “normal” things, but why again is Ben Stiller getting taxpayer money?

Posted by: electronic means at February 05, 2025 07:23 PM (wFFVS)

311 DataREpublican has a poll up. What do you want her to go after next.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 05, 2025 07:21 PM (w6EFb)
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The teachers union

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 05, 2025 07:23 PM (+6cTJ)

312 Free Fugs for Dem insur-erectionaries!!!

Posted by: TransKitty Pounder 696969 at February 05, 2025 07:24 PM (lYI7w)

313 Bill isn’t alone in receiving these weird smears and creepy attacks. The New York Times, Politico, the BBC, the Associated Press, Ben Stiller, Orlando Bloom, Jean-Claude Van Damme—all have also been accused of receiving USAID money for various normal things they did that Elon and/or his online fanboys do not like.

But you have the money, Bill. Because you didn't say the accusations were untrue. And if you got a mystery check just before you did something you were 'gonna do anyway' why did you keep it? And what was the service you provided for that money?

Posted by: Oldcat at February 05, 2025 07:24 PM (n7h9X)

314 Not airy-fairy gassing on CNN.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 05, 2025 07:21 PM


You say that like it's a bad thing. Why the H8?

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA) at February 05, 2025 07:24 PM (a3Q+t)

315 The teachers union
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 05, 2025 07:23 PM (+6cTJ)

Absolutely this.

Posted by: dantesed at February 05, 2025 07:24 PM (Oy/m2)

316 "259 Does anyone, besides the 70+ crowd, still watch the Oscars?

Posted by: DaisyB at February 05, 2025 07:12 PM (AbL8c) "

fify

& honestly ya might wanna just lighten up a little on the boomer hate, mmmkay?

all in favor 101% of pdt & Elon's crusade, but my personal crusade for 2025 is lighten the f up on the boomer hate, I am so tired of it and it's startin' to gimme the red ass.
and for moar honesty this place is one of the intertubes' cesspits of that *&%#
jus' sayin' ...
...

might as well say it now as later, sorry for going off at you, nothing personal, just got "triggered" by that casual slur.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 05, 2025 07:24 PM (KaBJL)

317 - $70,000 onan Irish DEI musical
___

Onan? yikes. Also how do you determine you are making headway in DEI on an island full of Irish people?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 05, 2025 07:24 PM (Dv3i1)

318 Yeah the only thing missing from that outfit was a big metal collar bolted around her neck connected to a heavy chain Kanye had hold of.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2025 07:24 PM (Md44Z)

319 These idiots better stop encouraging street violence.

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Unlike 2020, this time Trump better invoke The Insurrection Act, bring the National Guard with orders to disperse or be shot, and unleash the rubber bullets, flash-bangs, and batons cattle prods.

"Nip it in the bud, Donald!" -- Barney Fife

Posted by: ShainS -- GONGOs (Government-Organized NGOs) were Coyotes for Criminal Cartels at February 05, 2025 07:24 PM (vAHT7)

320 308 Somewhere today, I saw it suggested that Soros may not have as much money as is commonly thought, and may only be a funnel for Deep State money.
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Why would Soros use his money to accomplish what he wanted when he could use your money instead?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 05, 2025 07:25 PM (AQYqn)

321 Curious assertion about “normal” things, but why again is Ben Stiller getting taxpayer money?

Apparently USAID was paying millions of dollars for celebrities to make well-publicized visits to Ukraine at the beginning of the Ukraine War.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 05, 2025 07:25 PM (uxCna)

322 315 The teachers union
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 05, 2025 07:23 PM (+6cTJ)

Absolutely this.
Posted by: dantesed at February 05, 2025 07:24 PM (Oy/m2)

Paul (Ryan) and Kevin (McCarthy)
And the Obama Family

Posted by: Nova Local at February 05, 2025 07:25 PM (exHjb)

323 Remember when we were told if any attempt were made to clean up DC then the whole world would collapse?

I guess we're going to find out.

Posted by: davidt at February 05, 2025 07:25 PM (i0F8b)

324 "Question: Has Steiner come?"

That Lysenkoism poster was keeping track of him but oddly enough he stopped talking about Steiner after Nov 5.

Probrbly just forgot to update the location.

Posted by: Time for a new nick. Certified dangerous radical and Trump cultist!Ketchup goes on hotdogs! at February 05, 2025 07:26 PM (89Sog)

325 216 Here's a photo of the protest today at the Iowa State Capitol: https://tinyurl.com/waavhbcf

Massive, I know. Really shows how angry the people of Iowa are about Trump lol.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 05, 2025 07:04 PM (ycI94)


LOL. I've been meaning to get over to DU to look at the panic. Has it been glorious?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 05, 2025 07:26 PM (OX9vb)

326 The federal HR Karens are advising federal workers that if they take the buyout, Trump can rescind the offer on Monday and they are SOL with no recourse.

Complete BS but they don't want to lose their troops voluntarily.

Posted by: Candidus at February 05, 2025 07:26 PM (+5mcy)

327 - $2.5 MILLION to DEI in Serbia

Is there enough trail for DOGE to actually find out what the money was for beneath the layers of gay retard cowboy poetry graft corruption and laundering. WTF were Langley and Foggy Bottom up to and what assholes signed off on it?

Posted by: DaveA at February 05, 2025 07:26 PM (FhXTo)

328 Nobody watches the Oscars anymore than they watch the Grammys.

Posted by: dantesed at February 05, 2025 07:26 PM (Oy/m2)

329 Oh?

>@EricLDaugh
·
>13m
🚨 NEW: Elon Musk and DOGE engineers have obtained security clearances - Reuters

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2025 07:26 PM (LkLld)

330 Unlike 2020, this time Trump better invoke The Insurrection Act, bring the National Guard with orders to disperse or be shot, and unleash the rubber bullets, flash-bangs, and batons cattle prods.

Mounted Border Patrol with whips

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 05, 2025 07:26 PM (DsA2n)

331 Curious assertion about “normal” things, but why again is Ben Stiller getting taxpayer money?
Posted by: electronic means at February 05, 2025 07:23 PM (wFFVS)

All those nights he spent in the Museum.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2025 07:26 PM (Md44Z)

332 DataREpublican has a poll up. What do you want her to go after next.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 05, 2025 07:21 PM (w6EFb)

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The hundreds of billions of dollars to the Ukrainian oligarchs.

Posted by: ShainS -- GONGOs (Government-Organized NGOs) were Coyotes for Criminal Cartels at February 05, 2025 07:27 PM (vAHT7)

333 🚨 NEW: Elon Musk and DOGE engineers have obtained security clearances - Reuters
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2025 07:26 PM (LkLld)

And there goes another four hours....

Posted by: jsg at February 05, 2025 07:27 PM (Fg0Nr)

334

Did USAID fund the shitty Star Wars movies and this tranny movie, I mean, I do question the timing.

They may have even know the tranny was mildly based and not a screeching lunatic just to hedge.

Disney kept and keeps on making those crappy movies and inflation keeps going up and USAID seems to have a hardon for funding tranny shit all over the place.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 05, 2025 07:28 PM (et1vG)

335 311 DataREpublican has a poll up. What do you want her to go after next.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 05, 2025 07:21 PM (w6EFb)
---------------
The teachers union
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 05, 2025 07:23 PM (+6cTJ)
__________________________________

Violations in Federal law of subcontractors exploiting the NSA mega-data. Last year alone, there were nearly 40,000 violations.

Posted by: Orson at February 05, 2025 07:28 PM (dIske)

336 I’ll just quote Douglass Mackey from X:

Guys, Politico did not take funding from the federal government.

The federal government simply paid for Politico subscriptions at a cost of $10,000 a seat.

Which is TOTALLY different and totally not government funding.

Posted by: electronic means at February 05, 2025 07:28 PM (OrDr0)

337 317 - $70,000 onan Irish DEI musical
Onan? yikes. Also how do you determine you are making headway in DEI on an island full of Irish people?
Posted by: Chuck Martel

Easy--based on how much blarney you have to clean off the seat in front of them

Posted by: Gaelic Gaylick at February 05, 2025 07:28 PM (lYI7w)

338 Mounted Border Patrol with whips

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 05, 2025 07:26 PM (DsA2n)

-----------

* snort *

Your terms are acceptable.

Posted by: ShainS -- GONGOs (Government-Organized NGOs) were Coyotes for Criminal Cartels at February 05, 2025 07:28 PM (vAHT7)

339 >>>all in favor 101% of pdt & Elon's crusade, but my personal crusade for 2025 is lighten the f up on the boomer hate, I am so tired of it and it's startin' to gimme the red ass.
and for moar honesty this place is one of the intertubes' cesspits of that *&%#
jus' sayin' ...
---

There's going to be a $3 Trillion dollar wealth transfer from Boomers to the next generation. You may rest assured that those bitching are not getting - what they think - is their fair share.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 05, 2025 07:28 PM (AQYqn)

340 I think all of these news splats have found the dwarfs for DEI hire for the ATC towers! I've been looking for them!

Seeing Schuma and Maxine dancing has struck fear in my heart.

And if it were the last person on earth for any human contact before I croaked, that trans faggot up there would not be who I'd want to hug me.

The only question I have is why that bald black dame, Pressley, is not wearing a hat. Anyone knows when it's cold to wear a hat. No wonder she's stupid.

The Lincoln Project are a bunch of faggots. Always have been always will be. They follow Roberts Rules and cry a lot as they have no new ideas. President Hitler Trump has done them in after only a few weeks in office. This shall not stand, cries one of them weakly after electrolytes have plummeted due to harfing and sharting! as they topple over, then whack each other with parasols and lace hankies.

So far I am not fearing for our Republic with this show of force. Sort of weak farhting noises through swollen leaking anal fissures is all I hear.

Good! I hope they invade DC in ways unheard of in puthy hats and...

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 05, 2025 07:28 PM (gi+MR)

341 We need a SeditionHunters group to scan the video of yesterday's protests outside USAID and the Treasury to see which federal employees are out protesting while working-from-home.

Posted by: Candidus at February 05, 2025 07:28 PM (+5mcy)

342 Is there enough trail for DOGE to actually find out what the money was for beneath the layers of gay retard cowboy poetry graft corruption and laundering. WTF were Langley and Foggy Bottom up to and what assholes signed off on it?
Posted by: DaveA at February 05, 2025 07:26 PM (FhXTo)

EMails, meeting notes, texts .... discovery time.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 05, 2025 07:29 PM (n7h9X)

343 All this fraud and grift from USAID.. we're gonna need more autists

Posted by: Dwayne T Robinson at February 05, 2025 07:29 PM (/6GbT)

344 That just maybe the greatest act of justice against George Soros.
In the twilight of his life to see it all dismantled in a matter of months.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2025 07:22 PM (Ph/7D)

I have good news! There are no plans to, how do you say, resettle you. You will be allowed to go into town to buy bread and a kilo of potatoes. I will stay here and protect your belongings so when you return you and your belongings, will, how do you say it, be safe?

Posted by: Young George Soros, 1943 Hungary at February 05, 2025 07:29 PM (R/m4+)

345 304, LOL kallisto!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 05, 2025 07:29 PM (KaBJL)

346 The only person who can deport Elon--who has legal presence in this country!--is Donald J. Trump.

Suck on that, snowflakes.
Posted by: Axeman at February 05, 2025 07:05 PM (krQz2

I was always against being able to deport someone who had become an American citizen and had been a citizen for years.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 05, 2025 07:29 PM (IOGah)

347 > NEW: Elon Musk and DOGE engineers have obtained security clearances - Reuters
Posted by: JackStraw
--------
No longer relegated to just "looking at the data."

Now... they can make changes to the programs that funnel the monies.

Someone(s) about to be well and truly fucked.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 05, 2025 07:29 PM (Q4IgG)

348 Now that USAID is down, there's no way to pay them. Hahahahah! No riots!
Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at February 05, 2025 06:27 PM (6CsVH)

Best part is that although that sounds like a joke, it’s the absolute truth!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2025 07:30 PM (Md44Z)

349 Is there enough trail for DOGE to actually find out what the money was for beneath the layers of gay retard cowboy poetry graft corruption and laundering. WTF were Langley and Foggy Bottom up to and what assholes signed off on it?
------------
I doubt there was ever much of even a pretend "product". It was the equivalent of buying 10 cent rings from a vending machine, marking them up to $10,000 each, boxing up a thousand of them, and shipping them to whogivesafuckistan. And they did it over and over and over. The only "what were they up to" was the the *graft*.

Posted by: Crusader at February 05, 2025 07:30 PM (azSra)

350 So I assume the movie The Accountant was mentioned early in the comments,

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 05, 2025 07:31 PM (IOGah)

351 Yesterday, Trump sent the first flight of "migrants" to Guantanamo. And ICE captured 100 TdA criminals in Colorado that the sheriff said weren't there.

But Democrats fire up the inflammatory rhetoric. Trump and Musk need top securiry.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at February 05, 2025 07:31 PM (RuRlp)

352 It's grimly amusing to watch the Donk politician reflexively adopt positions that make them look like the Commie lunatics that they are.

Deport murderous criminal migrants = Ungood

Prohibit genital mutilations of kids = Ungood

Stop the murky disbursement of cash by USAID = Double Plus Ungood

Apparently, being concerned that President Trump hasn't lowered the price of eggs in 2 weeks is no longer operative. He is so far inside their OODA Loop, they don't know what to do and are flailing. When their loyal apparatchiks on CNN laugh at their antics, the Donk politicians are in trouble.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 05, 2025 07:32 PM (pJWtt)

353 I like how it's only a half dozen super-nerds. More secure.

Posted by: davidt at February 05, 2025 07:32 PM (i0F8b)

354 Cafe is open

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 05, 2025 07:33 PM (2UnvF)

355 It's worse than before.

Dec '24 attended the last of balance (yoga, zumba, tai chi) classes & a woman twice as large as even I went to the instructor and told her when the classes begin again in 2025, she never wanted to hear the song, "New York, New York" by Frank Sinatra again because it reminded her of PDT. The excellent instructor, a Black woman btw, was obviously knocked back by the comment but just smiled, packed up her equipment & left.

Last week, similar class, a retired RN with a small medical services contract w/the county, suddenly announces PDT must be stopped. He's taking all of the federal jobs in order to shutdown & control the government! Congress must stop him! Waited until after class & then tried to have a normal conversation with her, to no avail. And her associate decided to get into the act, too. Asked them how many branches of government & their purpose. That's not the point!" & they huddled together as I left.

Today, they announced they went to the county protest yesterday (had no idea there was one) & we (I) should understand with no FDA, we'll die of food poisoning. You can't fix stupid, I said.

😞 Not giving up or in.

Posted by: L - No nic, another day at February 05, 2025 07:33 PM (NFX2v)

356 I’ll just quote Douglass Mackey from X:

Guys, Politico did not take funding from the federal government.

The federal government simply paid for Politico subscriptions at a cost of $10,000 a seat.

Which is TOTALLY different and totally not government funding.
Posted by: electronic means at February 05, 2025 07:28 PM (OrDr0)

Nothing suspicious about 500 new subscribers named "ImaNASAGuy0000" to 'ImaNasaGuy0499" in one day on the same credit card. Happens every day

Posted by: Oldcat at February 05, 2025 07:33 PM (n7h9X)

357 I aspired to be a super-nerd, but made it only up to pimply geek. It was a journey.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at February 05, 2025 07:33 PM (6CsVH)

358 339, lol. no you get all caps LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 05, 2025 07:34 PM (KaBJL)

359 Anyone who gets angry at criticism of their generation has issues.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 05, 2025 07:34 PM (IOGah)

360
Donald J. Trump: Oh, the DOGE boys don't have clearance you say? Well, they do now....

(Scribbling with magic marker on notecard): They now have Ultra Hyper Super YUGE So Far Beyond Above Top Secret Eyes-Only MAJIC clearance you wouldn't believe it. They have more clearance that me.

Now, make copies, laminate 'em, and pin them on the DOGE boys chests.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 05, 2025 07:34 PM (w6EFb)

361 Medals of Freedom for all SuperNerds!

Posted by: Thank You SuperNerds! at February 05, 2025 07:35 PM (lYI7w)

362 might as well say it now as later, sorry for going off at you, nothing personal, just got "triggered" by that casual slur.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 05, 2025 07:24 PM (KaBJL)

No apology needed. This is Thunderdome after all.
I'm just thinking of my 70 something aunts who think Hollywood is wonderful and everything they espouse is gospel.
No worries, and no "boomer" hate, promise.

Posted by: DaisyB at February 05, 2025 07:35 PM (AbL8c)

363 "I like how its only a half dozen super-nerds."
----------
With Elon Musk playing the part of Yul Brynner--the Magnificent Seven.

Posted by: Crusader at February 05, 2025 07:35 PM (azSra)

364 We deported your figment of your imagination.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 05, 2025 07:35 PM (UPP9G)

365 Now that USAID is down, there's no way to pay them. Hahahahah! No riots!
Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at February 05, 2025 06:27 PM (6CsVH)

Best part is that although that sounds like a joke, it’s the absolute truth!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2025 07:30 PM (Md44Z)

I'd noticed even before that the lack of mass produced signs.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 05, 2025 07:36 PM (n7h9X)

366 the normal things they did

---------------

Yeah, that's the problem, you consider it "normal".

In DC it's "normal" for a foreign development agency to funnel billions to media companies and connected people.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 05, 2025 07:36 PM (Vh9CX)

367 thx Daisy!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 05, 2025 07:38 PM (KaBJL)

368 Interesting times, indeed. And not the curse we lived under Joe.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at February 05, 2025 07:38 PM (tT6L1)

369 359 Anyone who gets angry at criticism of their generation has issues.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 05, 2025 07:34 PM (IOGah)

Every generation has its’ share of fools and sages, heroes and villains… the human condition..

Posted by: tubal at February 05, 2025 07:39 PM (PCK5/)

370 I'll never buy another thing from them.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 05, 2025 07:14 PM (AQYqn)

Learn to torrent.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 05, 2025 07:39 PM (l3YAf)

371 People cutting off body parts because of their mood…

Posted by: tubal at February 05, 2025 07:41 PM (PCK5/)

372 There once was a crew of autistics
Aces at coding and statistics
They uncovered the fraud
Like Deputy Dawg
And all of the Dems went ballistic

Posted by: Thank You SuperNerds! at February 05, 2025 07:42 PM (lYI7w)

373 > 353 I like how it's only a half dozen super-nerds. More secure.
Posted by: davidt at February 05, 2025 07:32 PM (i0F8b)

One of them reportedly uses "bigballs" as his online handle.

I'm thinking he would fit in well around here.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 05, 2025 07:42 PM (W5ArC)

374 Apparently USAID was paying millions of dollars for celebrities to make well-publicized visits to Ukraine at the beginning of the Ukraine War.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 05, 2025 07:25 PM (uxCna)

They had lots of lovely lasses and handsome men published on Twitter in the run-up until people started pointing out Nazi symbols and tats on them.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 05, 2025 07:42 PM (n7h9X)

375 WTF were Langley and Foggy Bottom up to
Posted by: DaveA at February 05, 2025 07:26 PM


Signs point to no good.

Posted by: Magic 8-Ball at February 05, 2025 07:43 PM (a3Q+t)

376 Nood cafe.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 05, 2025 07:43 PM (W5ArC)

377 A lightning gun for a break.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cse3pUxvecY

Posted by: DaveA at February 05, 2025 07:45 PM (FhXTo)

378 That picture at the start of the video is basically one of the best examples of what ive been saying for years (based off so many guys who claim this) that every "ally" is a using that to hide that they're a sexual predator or an abuser.

Posted by: Rbastid at February 05, 2025 07:45 PM (01r0f)

379 With Elon Musk playing the part of Yul Brynner--the Magnificent Seven.
Posted by: Crusader at February 05, 2025 07:35 PM


Perhaps the best movie theme score ever.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 05, 2025 07:46 PM (a3Q+t)

380 trendy arugula >> Tren de Aragua

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 05, 2025 07:47 PM (7YSpi)

381 Looking forward to the first SuperNerds! super-hero movie

Posted by: Thank You SuperNerds! You are the greatest at February 05, 2025 07:50 PM (lYI7w)

382 The riots will cease when they realize their USAID paychecks aren’t coming any longer.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at February 05, 2025 10:34 PM (/BJWY)

383 "Hello, I'm not really Pedo Bear but I am a convicted sex offender. I am required by law to inform you that I am moving next door"

"Get the fuck off my front porch kiddie fucker before I blow your fucking head of and the other one too!!!"

"Oh, and by the way, your a dead man or what ever you call yourself today"

"And, be sure to lock your doors because this is a BAAADDDD neighborhood"

Posted by: Tulsi at February 05, 2025 10:43 PM (QB+5g)

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