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Cats and Dogs Living Together Cafe

metoramonestary.jpg
Monastery of the Holy Order of Metora, Greece
James Bond climbed up to the monastery in
For Your Eyes Only

Racist border collies.

Bear gets close to a nature photographer.

Have you packed your dog yet?

Dogs meeting cats.

Cheetahs are given emotional support dogs to reduce their anxiety (and so they can breed).

Puppy meeting the family owl.

Happy paws.

Dogs getting excited over hearing their favorite words.

Another baby donkey running around.

Prank: A rated-G version of The Prestige.

The rest of us are jaded and future-shocked, but this cat is still impressed by the wonders of technology.

Posted by: Ace at 07:23 PM




Comments

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1 Italicans unite!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2025 07:22 PM (i24o9)

2 whew!

Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please, it's too much winning! at January 28, 2025 07:23 PM (F2NBk)

3 Whop off the Italics tag.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 07:24 PM (OS4gH)

4 I LOVE Interesting Italics!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 28, 2025 07:25 PM (xk5j8)

5 I know exactly where the missing tag is...

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2025 07:25 PM (+9G3c)

6 Hammer Time!

Posted by: Paul Pelosi at January 28, 2025 07:25 PM (aD39U)

7
Fucking Quakers...

Have the Quakers always been a left-wing pervert fake religious cult?

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 28, 2025 07:27 PM (vhnC1)

8 That pansy just set bear/human relations back 100 yrs. That bear was just existing as his authentic bear self and he was attacked for it.

I probably shouldn’t have watched that clip in the last post.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 28, 2025 07:27 PM (b4o9z)

9 Monastery of the Holy Order of Metora, Greece

One of very many at Meteora. It's on the must visit list for my next Greece trip.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 28, 2025 07:27 PM (Wnv9h)

10 Due to last night's appearance of the Penguin Morris Dance Troupe, The Barrel is particularly mephitic this evening.

Enjoy!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2025 07:28 PM (a3Q+t)

11 Racist border collies.

That is amazing work.

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2025 07:28 PM (SVUxP)

12 Cats and Dogs Living Together....

*Mass Hysteria!*

Posted by: JQ at January 28, 2025 07:29 PM (YoCnN)

13 I have to say that the win rate makes the cafes almost anachronistic. We no longer need a calming break from the horrors of the world, because the world has become wonderful and fresh and new again.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 07:29 PM (ZOv7s)

14 Wasn’t that monastery in one of the Exorcist sequels?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 28, 2025 07:29 PM (b4o9z)

15 I'm living it.



Posted by: Stateless...26% - mental state clawing up from 10% at January 28, 2025 07:30 PM (jvJvP)

16 When your dog dances better than you
......

She's doing the Trump dance!

Posted by: wth at January 28, 2025 07:30 PM (v0R5T)

17 because the world has become wonderful and fresh and new again.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 07:29 PM

WLNSSEODQY.

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at January 28, 2025 07:31 PM (a3Q+t)

18 Dad making the steps into a ramp, those sounds of the little girl are the happiest sounds on earth. It just makes me smile to listen. Across the back yard, there's a home that I think fosters kids, they usually have four or five at a time, varying over the months. In the summer the are all outside playing games and having fun, and it sounds so wonderful to listen to their joy. Its like a soundtrack to help me get going through my day.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2025 07:31 PM (2VST1)

19 This is why I have Border Collie. He’s the best Border Collie that ever Collied a Border

Posted by: Euro at January 28, 2025 07:32 PM (LxqBJ)

20 One of very many at Meteora. It's on the must visit list for my next Greece trip.

Enjoy them extra in my place. Ever since I saw For Your Eyes Only I have wanted to go there and see them in person.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2025 07:33 PM (2VST1)

21 Dude needs a bigger cannister of Bear Spray.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2025 07:33 PM (xk5j8)

22 By the way, remember that video an undercover group shot of Planned Parenthood people gloating over the money they make for hacking up babies? The woman who said she wanted a Lambourghini?

Kamala Harris had that dude arrested and tried to prosecute him, the case dragged on and on. They finally have dropped it, according to Not The Bee:

https://tinyurl.com/Dropped-Case

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2025 07:35 PM (2VST1)

23 Ever since I saw Goldfinger I’ve wanted to see pussy galore.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 28, 2025 07:35 PM (b4o9z)

24 Gotta admit, double-sided copying is pretty amazing.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 28, 2025 07:35 PM (/y8xj)

25 I had two VA appointments today at our new, yuge, luxurious clinic and it was an absolute model of efficiency, courtesy, and punctuality. Trump effect?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 28, 2025 07:35 PM (gm9Sb)

26 Enjoy them extra in my place. Ever since I saw For Your Eyes Only I have wanted to go there and see them in person.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2025 07:33 PM

Will do. It was on the itinerary a couple of years ago, but the RMBS Mom's knee was giving her grief, so we skipped Greece. Did Alaska this past summer instead.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 28, 2025 07:35 PM (Wnv9h)

27 18 Dad making the steps into a ramp, those sounds of the little girl are the happiest sounds on earth. It just makes me smile to listen. Across the back yard, there's a home that I think fosters kids, they usually have four or five at a time, varying over the months. In the summer the are all outside playing games and having fun, and it sounds so wonderful to listen to their joy. Its like a soundtrack to help me get going through my day.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
---

What he said.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2025 07:36 PM (/X/7F)

28 Trump's EO on banning mutilating children cites European studies showing this does not work for children.

That is gonna leave a mark on the Europe worshipping Leftards.

It also immediately cuts all Federal funding to any medical establishment that continues to perform these barbaric acts.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 07:36 PM (Gol0p)

29 Puffins are a bat-penguin hybrid found in cold and dank places. When pickled with spices, are by some considered dainties, and are occasionally potted in the North.

Posted by: Garbage Powered AI Garbage Generator at January 28, 2025 07:36 PM (vFG9F)

30 Ever since I saw Goldfinger I’ve wanted to see pussy galore.

Like, the actual girl or just a whole lot of... cats?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2025 07:36 PM (2VST1)

31 Have the Quakers always been a left-wing pervert fake religious cult?

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators

Dunno. But I do know that one of the introductory texts to the group is by an author known as Professor Pink Dandelion.

No fooling.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2025 07:37 PM (WXNFJ)

32 8 That pansy just set bear/human relations back 100 yrs. That bear was just existing as his authentic bear self and he was attacked for it.

I probably shouldn’t have watched that clip in the last post.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 28, 2025 07:27 PM (b4o9z)

Poor thing will need years of cognitive-bearhavioral therapy.

Posted by: Ursine trauma at January 28, 2025 07:37 PM (URPBf)

33 Trump is offering all federal employees buyouts equal to 7 months salary if they self-deport. The fine print: the employees have until Feb 6 to decide and if they decide to stay they will be subject to "enhanced standards of suitability and conduct” and future downsizings.

Ouch.

So much winning.

https://is.gd/osOsKi

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 28, 2025 07:38 PM (Q8Bj8)

34 Greece is swamped with cats. Cats everywhere.

Posted by: Euro at January 28, 2025 07:38 PM (LxqBJ)

35 Ever since I saw Goldfinger I’ve wanted to see pussy galore.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 28, 2025 07:35 PM (b4o9z)
---
Honor Blackman made quite the impression, I Guess.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 07:38 PM (ZOv7s)

36 Lil kittens have no fear.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2025 07:38 PM (n7h9X)

37 Puffins fly like spazes. Like they can only fly by shear determination.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 28, 2025 07:39 PM (b4o9z)

38 Quack.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2025 07:39 PM (77rzZ)

39 34 Better than Vultures everywhere, as in Casablanca.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2025 07:41 PM (77rzZ)

40 "For Your Eyes Only" is one of the better Bond films, especially of the Roger Moore era.

I'm going through all of them, and I just finished "License to Kill," which was meh. Dalton was terrible, Connery was great, Moore had inferior scripts, but had his moments.

Looking forward to re-watching Brosnan. I recall liking his films.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 07:41 PM (ZOv7s)

41 Have the Quakers always been a left-wing pervert fake religious cult?

I hope not. They are a large part of my family.

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2025 07:41 PM (NCclz)

42 Looking forward to re-watching Brosnan. I recall liking his films.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 07:41 PM (ZOv7s)

you should catch his TV show Remington Steele.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2025 07:42 PM (n7h9X)

43 Spring has arrived. I am watching MLB Tonight.

Posted by: Accomack at January 28, 2025 07:42 PM (aHqhe)

44 Quakers were running humanitarian supplies to North Vietnam while America was supporting South Vietnam

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 07:43 PM (Gol0p)

45 What the &^*& does 'PC LOAD LETTER' mean?

Posted by: The cat at January 28, 2025 07:44 PM (PiwSw)

46 Greece is swamped with cats. Cats everywhere.
Posted by: Euro at January 28, 2025 07:38 PM

I rate this comment as true.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 28, 2025 07:44 PM (Wnv9h)

47 33 enhanced standards of suitability and conduct.

"What's Hitler going to come up with next, have us working out of tents and standing formation?".

two weeks later

"Hey, Charlie, you're on the duty roster for burning the shitters".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 28, 2025 07:44 PM (gm9Sb)

48 "Puffins fly like spazes. Like they can only fly by shear determination.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe"

You might say they are aukward.

Posted by: fd at January 28, 2025 07:44 PM (vFG9F)

49 By the way, if you want to know what DOGE is up to behind the scenes and the stuff they face and tactics they can use, Nick Freitas has a really good rundown with insider info

https://youtu.be/8Z928LRlu10

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2025 07:44 PM (2VST1)

50
Re Karoline Leavitt: What was it they said, Trump doesn't like strong, smart women? Mark Cuban or some idiot?

There she was binderless. It's nice to see a press secretary with an IQ greater than the current temperature.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2025 07:45 PM (w6EFb)

51 Trump is offering all federal employees buyouts equal to 7 months salary if they self-deport

Heck, that's pretty dang generous.

I'd take that deal in a heartbeat if I were a fed.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 28, 2025 07:45 PM (hB7mE)

52 I had two VA appointments today at our new, yuge, luxurious clinic and it was an absolute model of efficiency, courtesy, and punctuality. Trump effect?
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Ha! I got updated lenses for my glasses today in Palomas, Mexico in two hours. Total cost $65.00, $85.00 if you include my fuel costs and a plate of huevos rancheros while I was waiting. Plus English was spoken.

Double plus was I got see a crew of the bad ass Mexican law enforcement chilling out beside their vehicles mounted with .50 cal machine guns. I am betting you don't see that at the VA.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 28, 2025 07:45 PM (Q8Bj8)

53 >>>Have the Quakers always been a left-wing pervert fake religious cult?


Well, they like to sow their wild oats.

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 28, 2025 07:45 PM (NMT5x)

54 Good evening everyone
At night job, finally feeling a bit better,

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2025 07:45 PM (fK2qh)

55 Just like cats to freeload on the Mediterranean coast. They have an instinct for living the good life.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 28, 2025 07:46 PM (b4o9z)

56 "For Your Eyes Only" is one of the better Bond films, especially of the Roger Moore era.

It has some of the Moore drawbacks but is the best of his run, in my opinion. Watching it older now I can see how not at all young the little skater is, but she passed as an underage troublemaker when I was young. I loved how they flipped the Bond trope: a Bond girl he absolutely wants no part of.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2025 07:46 PM (2VST1)

57 Oh, ffs, CBS has rolled out the Doomsday Clock. Do these people have any new ideas at all?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 28, 2025 07:49 PM (Wnv9h)

58 RMBS, no

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 07:50 PM (Gol0p)

59 Racist border collies.

That is amazing work.

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2025 07:28 PM (SVUxP)

The ducks made it look easy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2025 07:50 PM (i24o9)

60
I had a thing for Stephanie Zimbalist back in the Remington Steele days.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2025 07:50 PM (w6EFb)

61 Across the back yard, there's a home that I think fosters kids, they usually have four or five at a time, varying over the months. In the summer the are all outside playing games and having fun, and it sounds so wonderful to listen to their joy. Its like a soundtrack to help me get going through my day.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2025 07:31 PM (2VST1)

I have a similar family next door. They know I work at home, and mom is always apologizing for the noise. I tell her I love it, it makes me happy!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 28, 2025 07:50 PM (OX9vb)

62 PSA. Nobody go internet shopping for boots of winter, which are cute. Which sux, cuz they’re on sale right now

Posted by: Euro at January 28, 2025 07:50 PM (LxqBJ)

63 Perhaps I should move off the dark fantasy theme

https://tensor.art/u/727481333235843246

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 07:50 PM (Gol0p)

64
For those unawares, I mention the fucking asshole quakers because they are suing the Trump Admin to prevent "ICE Raids" "in churches."

This isn't the first time Quakers have been active in advancing left wing Totalitarianism.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 28, 2025 07:50 PM (vhnC1)

65 Soothsayer

#44

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 07:52 PM (Gol0p)

66 le whoops!

Posted by: ace at January 28, 2025 07:52 PM (KRtlO)

67 line 293:

For Your Eyes Only

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 28, 2025 07:53 PM (CWTWj)

68 They call me Cuban Pete
I'm the king of the rumba beat
When I play the maracas
I go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom

Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2025 07:53 PM (xCA6C)

69 Sometimes I can hear the kids down the road playing and screaming like somebody is being murdered. I don't worry about it too much because my own kids used to do the same thing.

Posted by: fd at January 28, 2025 07:53 PM (vFG9F)

70 For those unawares, I mention the fucking asshole quakers because they are suing the Trump Admin to prevent "ICE Raids" "in churches."

This isn't the first time Quakers have been active in advancing left wing Totalitarianism.
Posted by: Soothsayer

I say boycott their oats. That will show them.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 28, 2025 07:53 PM (Q8Bj8)

71 For those unawares, I mention the fucking asshole quakers because they are suing the Trump Admin to prevent "ICE Raids" "in churches."

This isn't the first time Quakers have been active in advancing left wing Totalitarianism.

---

Then fuck Quaker State, Quaker Oats, and Quaker Steak and Lube.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 28, 2025 07:54 PM (PqQny)

72 huh doesn't how the code
unclosed italics tag
yay me

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 28, 2025 07:54 PM (CWTWj)

73
Anyone here believe in UFO's? (I hope not because it's fucking dumb. There are no space aliens. There is no "life" on any other planet. Yes, we are all alone in God's Universe.)

Anyway, anyone ever see Fire In The Sky (1993)?
Based on a "true story."

If you DO believe in fake UFO's and believe in Anal Probes, then you will like this movie.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 28, 2025 07:55 PM (vhnC1)

74 Quakers are the discount store Amish.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 28, 2025 07:55 PM (PqQny)

75 "I say boycott their oats. That will show them.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions"

It will really shake them up.

Posted by: fd at January 28, 2025 07:55 PM (vFG9F)

76 70 Have you ever seen Admiral Tranny Levine and the guy on the oatmeal box in the same room at the same time? Just askin'.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 28, 2025 07:56 PM (gm9Sb)

77 Dank Dunkin is a quaker.

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 28, 2025 07:56 PM (NMT5x)

78 ICE Barbie!

https://tinyurl.com/3zk74fj7

Posted by: Gref at January 28, 2025 07:56 PM (aBgBM)

79 The TV movie Fire in the Sky had a better script and effects.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 07:57 PM (Gol0p)

80 I am surprised the Quakers are still around, aren't they the sect that rejected marriage and childbirth? Kinda tough to have a future without kids.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2025 07:57 PM (2VST1)

81
Oh, ffs, CBS has rolled out the Doomsday Clock. Do these people have any new ideas at all?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Ah, the "countdown until" bullshit.

What's next, a new "Grim Milestone" counter?

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 28, 2025 07:57 PM (vhnC1)

82 Baby donkey wins the thread again.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2025 07:57 PM (i24o9)

83 40 ...
Looking forward to re-watching Brosnan. I recall liking his films.

---
I thought the opening sequence of Goldeneye was worth the full ticket price. Absolutely loved it.

Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at January 28, 2025 07:58 PM (UHLZS)

84 "Dank Dunkin is a quaker.
Posted by: haffhowershower"

You just put me off donuts for a while.

Posted by: fd at January 28, 2025 07:58 PM (vFG9F)

85 you should catch his TV show Remington Steele.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2025 07:42 PM (n7h9X)
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I did. A little back in the day, and then I streamed the first two seasons. Good stuff.

Brosnan is great in "Noble House," a miniseries set in Hong Kong based on Clavell's book.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 07:58 PM (ZOv7s)

86 I am surprised the Quakers are still around, aren't they the sect that rejected marriage and childbirth? Kinda tough to have a future without kids.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2025 07:57 PM (2VST1)
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Wasn't that the Shakers?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2025 07:59 PM (BpYfr)

87
Oh, ffs, CBS has rolled out the Doomsday Clock. Do these people have any new ideas at all?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

__________

Is this the nuclear war one or the Countdown to Hitler one?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2025 07:59 PM (dxSpM)

88 am surprised the Quakers are still around, aren't they the sect that rejected marriage and childbirth? Kinda tough to have a future without kids.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2025 07:57 PM (2VST1)

I think that sect was the "Shakers."

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 28, 2025 07:59 PM (05UY5)

89 80 That was the Shakers. All they left behind was overpriced furniture and a town in Ohio inhabited by Jewish doctors.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 28, 2025 07:59 PM (gm9Sb)

90 ICE Barbie!
https://tinyurl.com/3zk74fj7


While some on social media celebrated her efforts, one left-wing activist slammed Noem's presentation in the video, even accusing of her of having had botox.

'So Kristi Noem got her face puffed up with filler and Botox, underwent hours of hair extension attachments, hired professional make-up and hair, strapped on her customized bulletproof vest and filmed herself arresting your maid,' Heather Thompson wrote.

He's not wrong.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2025 07:59 PM (xCA6C)

91 4 I LOVE Interesting Italics!
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 28, 2025 07:25 PM (xk5j

He means the kind that have erections.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 28, 2025 07:59 PM (klJTj)

92
Quakers are the discount store Amish.
Posted by: WitchDoktor

Yes! The Quakers are the "Episcopalians" of the Amish weirdos.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 28, 2025 07:59 PM (vhnC1)

93 Pierce Brosnan in a tuxedo driving a T-80 MBT through the streets of Moscow.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 07:59 PM (Gol0p)

94 ICE Barbie!

https://tinyurl.com/3zk74fj7

Posted by: Gref at January 28, 2025 07:56 PM (aBgBM)

ICE, ICE, Barbie,

dun, dun, dun, dun, dun dun, dun, dun.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2025 08:00 PM (i24o9)

95 I am surprised the Quakers are still around, aren't they the sect that rejected marriage and childbirth? Kinda tough to have a future without kids.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2025 07:57 PM (2VST1)
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Those were the Shakers. Quakers were Non-conformist pacifists. Maybe still are.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 08:00 PM (ZOv7s)

96 SHe's not wrong.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2025 08:00 PM (xCA6C)

97 I thought the Quakers got their name from shaking too.

Posted by: fd at January 28, 2025 08:00 PM (vFG9F)

98 Wasn't that the Shakers?

Yeah I think you are right. They did disappear, heh

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2025 08:01 PM (2VST1)

99
Karoline Leavitt is Baghdad Barbie. I'm trying to remember, I think the called Pam Bondi some sort of Barbie as well.

Barbies everywhere. I dig Trump's Barbies.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2025 08:01 PM (w6EFb)

100 Richard Nixon claimed to be a Quaker. Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 28, 2025 08:01 PM (05UY5)

101 I thought the Quakers got their name from shaking too.

They were big in fried chicken at one point. Perhaps you've heard of Quake and Bake.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2025 08:01 PM (xCA6C)

102 No, Shakers didn't have kids but are still around. There are two groups of Quakers. One is the insane Lefty bunch that have silent services and do everything by committee. The other groups has preachers and seems to ge more Christian.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 28, 2025 08:01 PM (NQtI0)

103 "Hm, we have to come up with a name for our new Protestant Sect. Can be anything as long as it rhymes with "aker."

"Lakers?"

"No, none of use are tall enough."

"Bakers?"

"No, have you tried Penelope's bread? Tastes like Ho Ass."

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 28, 2025 08:02 PM (PqQny)

104 Pierce Brosnan in a tuxedo driving a T-80 MBT through the streets of Moscow.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 07:59 PM (Gol0p)
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And looking completely cool while he did it.

Brosnan had great presence. I mean, so did Moore, and to be honest, he had terrible material to work with. Moonraker??? WTF

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 08:02 PM (ZOv7s)

105 Just put in as the prompt in Tensor - Beautiful svelte alluring woman that looks like Melania Trump

And well

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 08:02 PM (Gol0p)

106 Is this the nuclear war one or the Countdown to Hitler one?

The latter one and it currently reads -176 hours.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 28, 2025 08:03 PM (/y8xj)

107 No, Shakers didn't have kids but are still around. There are two groups of Quakers. One is the insane Lefty bunch that have silent services and do everything by committee. The other groups has preachers and seems to ge more Christian.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 28, 2025 08:01 PM (NQtI0)
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I think we have some of those wacky Lefty Quakers here in my town.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2025 08:03 PM (BpYfr)

108 Shakers rejected new converts for a few decades, but do accept them now. I think Sabbathday in Maine is the active group.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 28, 2025 08:03 PM (NQtI0)

109 Hey that Danke Demoss bear spray works pretty good.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 28, 2025 08:03 PM (jQ+5q)

110 Karoline Leavitt is Baghdad Barbie. I'm trying to remember, I think the called Pam Bondi some sort of Barbie as well.

Barbies everywhere. I dig Trump's Barbies.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2025 08:01 PM (w6EFb)
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Barbie is an attractive, accomplished woman. That is why no Democrat is ever called "Barbie."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 08:03 PM (ZOv7s)

111 The milky way time lapse is breathtaking

Posted by: kallisto at January 28, 2025 08:04 PM (BsRcH)

112 Well except for Abortion Barbie from Texas.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 08:04 PM (Gol0p)

113
Perhaps you've heard of Quake and Bake.
Posted by: Archimedes

And I helped!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 28, 2025 08:05 PM (63Dwl)

114 It seems OR has the kefty ones and WA has the other group. I used to attend a Quaker meeting in The Dalles for awhile. That's when I read up on them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 28, 2025 08:05 PM (NQtI0)

115 She was Quakin' (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Snappin' her fingers (oh-oh-oh-oh)
She was movin' round and round (oh-oh-oh-oh)
That girl was Quakin' (oh-oh-oh-oh)

Posted by: Eddie Money at January 28, 2025 08:05 PM (Aqu9a)

116 Well except for Abortion Barbie from Texas.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 08:04 PM (Gol0p)
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Right, pink sneakers. And also completely forgotten.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 08:05 PM (ZOv7s)

117
Say what you will about Moonraker, but it has my favorite Bond Villain line. Drax meets with Bond with perfunctory politeness over thinly veiled contempt.

Drax turns to his henchman after Bond leaves and says, "Look after Mr. Bond. See that some harm comes to him."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2025 08:06 PM (w6EFb)

118 Cats and dogs hugging, so adorable.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 28, 2025 08:06 PM (fTu9b)

119 115 Shake shake shake
shake shake shake
shake your booty

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 28, 2025 08:07 PM (gm9Sb)

120 Noem looks worse with her face work.

She screwed Lewandowski and got facelifts.
Hopefully, she is finished making bad choices.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 28, 2025 08:07 PM (ufFY8)

121 "Friendly Persuasion" is about a family of Quakers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 28, 2025 08:07 PM (63Dwl)

122 shake shake shake
shake your booty

Sheikh Yerbuti?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2025 08:07 PM (2VST1)

123 No one wants to see Dank Moss shake the booty

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 08:07 PM (Gol0p)

124 It was a dank and stormy night...

Posted by: Penthouse letters from Hell at January 28, 2025 08:08 PM (vFG9F)

125 Cats like printers. When I fired up my Deskjet 500, the cats would always come running. Now my home is printer-free, thank goodness, but the cats are also fascinated by DVD drives opening and closing.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 28, 2025 08:08 PM (fTu9b)

126 Quakers pretty much established Philadelphia and its environs. They were industrious and inventive, developed cutting edge landscaping practices that revolutionized horticulture and small scale agriculture. And many of their descendants are very wealthy. The oddball Quaker who isn’t rich is kind of a quirky type, in my experience.

Posted by: kallisto at January 28, 2025 08:09 PM (fG8Eu)

127 >>I am surprised the Quakers are still around, aren't they the sect that rejected marriage and childbirth? Kinda tough to have a future without kids.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2025 07:57 PM (2VST1)
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>>Wasn't that the Shakers?

The Wankers.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2025 08:09 PM (LkLld)

128 "No, have you tried Penelope's bread? Tastes like Ho Ass."

Posted by: WitchDoktor

Which presumes we know what Ho's Ass tastes like.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2025 08:10 PM (WXNFJ)

129 One of my smart ass friends has christened the 500lbs. rapper who couldn't fit in a Lyft car Moby Dickless.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 28, 2025 08:11 PM (L/fGl)

130 >>>Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth “Immediately” Revoking Disgraced General Mark Milley’s Security Detail and Security Clearance

lolgf, traitor

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2025 08:11 PM (i24o9)

131 I don’t think the Quakers scattered about the country are descendants of William Penn and his group. I think that sect gained followers because it was a good way to get a draft exemption.

Posted by: kallisto at January 28, 2025 08:11 PM (fG8Eu)

132 Hi, Skip. Glad to hear that you are doing better.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2025 08:11 PM (77rzZ)

133
Anyone remember that episode of Star Trek with giant head of the Quaker Oats Guy appeared on the "main viewer" screen, and he was controlling the evil children?

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 28, 2025 08:12 PM (vhnC1)

134 ICE, ICE, Barbie

So cold, so cold

Posted by: Paul Pelosi at January 28, 2025 08:13 PM (aD39U)

135 Both Shakers and Quakers did come out of the same group in England. They split and the Shakers were persecuted in the US.

And, in an interesting twist, there were Indian Shakers in the PNW, but no one is sure if there was a connection with the Shakers. I corresponded with a guy that believed there was a connection.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 28, 2025 08:13 PM (NQtI0)

136 The hands of that baby porcupine look almost human, don't they?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2025 08:13 PM (8zz6B)

137
One of my smart ass friends has christened the 500lbs. rapper who couldn't fit in a Lyft car Moby Dickless.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex

Nice.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 28, 2025 08:13 PM (vhnC1)

138 Howdy, cafe dwellers!

Posted by: Doof at January 28, 2025 08:13 PM (pG62k)

139 133
Anyone remember that episode of Star Trek with giant head of the Quaker Oats Guy appeared on the "main viewer" screen, and he was controlling the evil children?
Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 28, 2025 08:12 PM (vhnC1)

Uber-shyster Melvin Belli.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 28, 2025 08:14 PM (PiwSw)

140 Barbie is an attractive, accomplished woman. That is why no Democrat is ever called "Barbie."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 08:03 PM (ZOv7s)

Bitch owns like... everything!

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 28, 2025 08:14 PM (QAkQ3)

141 Food!

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2025 08:14 PM (77rzZ)

142
but the cats are also fascinated by DVD drives opening and closing.
Posted by: El gp

Cats are funny.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 28, 2025 08:14 PM (vhnC1)

143 Food!
Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2025 08:14 PM (77rzZ)

Wassup, Glub?!

Posted by: Doof at January 28, 2025 08:15 PM (pG62k)

144 The Quakers in this area run very expensive private schools and state of the art retirement villages that actually treat the residents with dignity and respect. Those facilities are also very expensive and are difficult to get into.

Posted by: kallisto at January 28, 2025 08:15 PM (fG8Eu)

145 The hands of that baby porcupine look almost human, don't they?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2025 08:13 PM (8zz6B)
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No thumbs.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 08:15 PM (ZOv7s)

146 Tune in 3.25MHz at 9PM tonite to hear HAARP playing all the top hits. They do a thing called 'airglow' where they pump so much energy into the atmosphere that it lights up. Mad, mad science.
https://tinyurl.com/yc86y65c

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 28, 2025 08:15 PM (fTu9b)

147 9PM Central Time, UTC-6.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 28, 2025 08:15 PM (fTu9b)

148 Cats are funny when they aren’t being annoying in the same physical space as you.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2025 08:16 PM (77rzZ)

149 You just put me off donuts for a while.
Posted by: fd at January 28, 2025 07:58 PM (vFG9F)


The next time you can get a Lyft, you can thank me, lol!

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 28, 2025 08:16 PM (NMT5x)

150 Dang. That dog does dance better than me!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2025 08:17 PM (rCYnW)

151 Anyone remember that episode of Star Trek with giant head of the Quaker Oats Guy appeared on the "main viewer" screen, and he was controlling the evil children?
Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 28, 2025 08:12 PM (vhnC1)
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I did a rewatch of the series last year and when I got to that episode skipped it, because life is too short to watch cringe Trek.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 08:17 PM (ZOv7s)

152 Doof, let’s have a talk about the TXMoMe. Maybe in the spring.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2025 08:17 PM (77rzZ)

153 Good tweet over on Insty, ace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2025 08:17 PM (bss/y)

154 "Cats are funny when they aren’t being annoying in the same physical space as you."

Often, attention must be paid. Or else.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 28, 2025 08:18 PM (fTu9b)

155 Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth “Immediately” Revoking Disgraced General Mark Milley’s Security Detail and Security Clearance

lolgf, traitor

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2025 08:11 PM (i24o9)
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Ban him from all DoD installations. Post his picture at every front gate.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 08:19 PM (ZOv7s)

156 154 "Cats are funny when they aren’t being annoying in the same physical space as you."

Often, attention must be paid. Or else.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 28, 2025 08:18 PM (fTu9b)

Around here the dogs have the daily cheese tax, or else.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 28, 2025 08:20 PM (GUxWu)

157 Quakers are like Lutherans are like Catholics.
Posted by: Howdy at January 28, 2025 08:18 PM (lMIbl)
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What kind of Lutherans? Wisconsin, Missouri or Auntie ELCA?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 08:20 PM (ZOv7s)

158 Ban him from all DoD installations. Post his picture at every front gate.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 08:19 PM (ZOv7s)

Feed him to feral hogs.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 28, 2025 08:21 PM (GUxWu)

159 Doof, let’s have a talk about the TXMoMe. Maybe in the spring.
Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2025 08:17 PM (77rzZ)

Sounds good. You know where to find me.

Posted by: Doof at January 28, 2025 08:21 PM (pG62k)

160 What kind of Lutherans? Wisconsin, Missouri or Auntie ELCA?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Which offshoot puts shaved carrots into jello?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2025 08:21 PM (WXNFJ)

161 The hands of that baby porcupine look almost human, don't they?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2025 08:13 PM (8zz6B)
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No thumbs.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 08:15 PM

I never really appreciated the magnitude of the porcupine schnoz.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 28, 2025 08:22 PM (Wnv9h)

162 "Around here the dogs have the daily cheese tax, or else."

Flash turns up his nose at $4/lb bottom-drawer cheddar, but open up the $13/lb english stilton at your own risk.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 28, 2025 08:22 PM (fTu9b)

163 Which offshoot puts shaved carrots into jello?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2025 08:21 PM (WXNFJ)
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Probably ELCA. They're utterly crazy.

Also, gay.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 08:22 PM (ZOv7s)

164 ICE Barbie!

https://tinyurl.com/3zk74fj7
Posted by: Gref at January 28, 2025 07:56 PM (aBgBM)



Damn! Did she get a mess of Botox? Her face has no character lines whatsoever. She looks like Max Headroom.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2025 08:22 PM (8zz6B)

165 159 I do. Thanks.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2025 08:22 PM (77rzZ)

166 "No, have you tried Penelope's bread? Tastes like Ho Ass."

Posted by: WitchDoktor

Which presumes we know what Ho's Ass tastes like.
Posted by: Tonypete


She got tired of people joking behind her back that her baked goods should be called Ho's Taste Ass, so Penelope sold her failed bakery to a large conglomerate. They changed the name to family-friendly Hostess, and the rest is history...

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 28, 2025 08:22 PM (NMT5x)

167 I never really appreciated the magnitude of the porcupine schnoz.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 28, 2025 08:22 PM (Wnv9h)
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Seems like a relatively benign mammal.

Skunks are kind of cute, but man, do they have a blast radius.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 08:23 PM (ZOv7s)

168 I did a rewatch of the series last year and when I got to that episode skipped it, because life is too short to watch cringe Trek.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 08:17 PM (ZOv7s)
===

That's JJ's favorite episode.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2025 08:24 PM (RIvkX)

169
ICE Barbie gave a pretty good speech at DHS this morning, I saw.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2025 08:24 PM (w6EFb)

170 Quakers seem to have zero anxiety over wealth. Immune to affluenza.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 08:25 PM (ZOv7s)

171 129 One of my smart ass friends has christened the 500lbs. rapper who couldn't fit in a Lyft car Moby Dickless.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 28, 2025 08:11 PM (L/fGl)

Can you imagine what that land whale smells like? I suspect there are several miles of skin on her that haven’t seen a bar of soap in years, and I don’t want to know how she wipes her ass.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 28, 2025 08:25 PM (GUxWu)

172 Seems like a relatively benign mammal.

Skunks are kind of cute, but man, do they have a blast radius.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 08:23 PM

Porcupines are pretty chill.

Skunks are cute. Nice little pets, provided they're deodorized.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 28, 2025 08:25 PM (Wnv9h)

173
Remember when that fake "judge" decided PDT couldn't block anyone from his own twitter account?

Expect "judges" to reinstate all these fired "career" DOJ activists.

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 28, 2025 08:26 PM (vhnC1)

174 Whenever one is deeply concentrating on a desk task, like preparing tax forms, that's when the cats want attention most. If I ignore Tom, he'll bite; I look at him, and he stares back sternly: "You like that? There's more where that came from."

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 28, 2025 08:26 PM (fTu9b)

175 They call me Cuban Pete
I'm the king of the rumba beat
When I play the maracas
I go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom -
Archimedes

Great tune! I saw the Desi Arnez version on the old I Love Lucy show.

Posted by: Paco at January 28, 2025 08:26 PM (mADJX)

176 The kind that are so worried about the next world that they don't give two shits about this one.

Posted by: Howdy at January 28, 2025 08:24 PM (Z2itr)
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We're going to be dead fear longer than we are alive.

Plan accordingly.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 08:27 PM (ZOv7s)

177 Then there was the time Star leaped up to the sink when I was pouring muriatic acid down the drain. "Hey! You look deeply involved in something. What's going on?"

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 28, 2025 08:29 PM (fTu9b)

178 Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth “Immediately” Revoking Disgraced General Mark Milley’s Security Detail and Security Clearance

lolgf, traitor

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2025 08:11 PM (i24o9)

He should be compelled to stand within a hollow square of soldiers while another general snips off his buttons and stars. And for good measure, he should then be pantsed.

Posted by: Paco at January 28, 2025 08:29 PM (mADJX)

179 We're going to be dead fear longer than we are alive.

Plan accordingly.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 08:27 PM (ZOv7s)

True, but you don’t get top billleting in the next by ignoring this one.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 28, 2025 08:29 PM (GUxWu)

180
We had a whale woman living next door a few years ago. She was a mean witch who wore skintight jeans. I had to bite my tongue because I wanted to know how she wiped her ass.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 28, 2025 08:30 PM (3ek7K)

181 As I mentioned on an earlier thread, I’ve read that skunks are actually good eating.

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2025 08:30 PM (77rzZ)

182 We have many convenient sizes of Lume for your personal and industrial use: lotion, spray, roll-on, and now, 500 gallon dip tanks.

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 28, 2025 08:31 PM (NMT5x)

183 Yeah, go with that Howdy.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2025 08:31 PM (WXNFJ)

184 I don't think Quakers are as bad as Unitarians, though. Or are they? The most prominent thing I've ever seen displayed outside a Unitarian "church" is a pride flag.

Posted by: Paco at January 28, 2025 08:32 PM (mADJX)

185 We have many convenient sizes of Lume for your personal and industrial use: lotion, spray, roll-on, and now, 500 gallon dip tanks.
Posted by: haffhowershower

And intimate hygiene products also - Small, Medium, Large and Bale of Hay.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2025 08:33 PM (WXNFJ)

186 Unitarians shit in the pool.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 08:33 PM (OS4gH)

187 "I wanted to know how she wiped her ass."

Buckingham Fountain Bidet.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 28, 2025 08:33 PM (fTu9b)

188 Bear getting too close to the nature photographer:

Finally, a practical application of Axe Body Spray. If I'm a competitor to Axe, there's my next television commercial.

Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2025 08:34 PM (dIske)

189 Then he's about as arbitrary as all the scolds right down here on Earth.

Eh, you failed to include The Boomers. The judges award you -1000 tolling points.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 28, 2025 08:34 PM (mH6SG)

190 am surprised the Quakers are still around, aren't they the sect that rejected marriage and childbirth? Kinda tough to have a future without kids.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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I think that's the Shakers, and they are not.

Posted by: From about That Time at January 28, 2025 08:34 PM (4780s)

191 I don’t want to know how she wipes her ass. Posted by: tcn in AK

Bottom Buddy Toilet Tissue Wiping Aid: An 11" personal hygiene wand with a patented Sure Grip design.

Bottom Buddy...

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 28, 2025 08:34 PM (Q8Bj8)

192
Okay, what is this, Atheist Corner, tonight?

Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 28, 2025 08:35 PM (vhnC1)

193
Everyone is entitled to their opinion, even if they are wrong, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 28, 2025 08:37 PM (3ek7K)

194 Dank Moss to the auto wash rack?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 08:37 PM (Gol0p)

195 Speaking of big women, there are a few tubbos on the LA City Clowncil.

Public comment was short and sweet today.

"Dirty ni@@er" Mr. Herman was back from his double secret probation, and was in fine form.

Three Inch Shrimp cried, and sang, and begged the Clowncil to help all the legal, hard working asians.

And Spindler was there with his puppet, giving hell to the miscreants sitting at the Horseshoe.

On utube, Smoke N Scan from this afternoon.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 28, 2025 08:39 PM (ufFY8)

196 True, but you don’t get top billleting in the next by ignoring this one.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 28, 2025 08:29 PM (GUxWu)
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You don't get anything for ignoring the next one.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 08:39 PM (ZOv7s)

197 Expect "judges" to reinstate all these fired "career" DOJ activists.
Posted by: Soothsayer likes gladiators at January 28, 2025 08:26 PM (vhnC1)
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Then they get fired again, and the lawyers get most of their awards. This is what they do, and now they get a taste of it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 08:41 PM (ZOv7s)

198 'Everyone is entitled to their opinion, even if they are wrong, lol.'

That's why I argue here less than I used to. I was wrong all the time.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 28, 2025 08:42 PM (fTu9b)

199 Notorious BFD, what exactly are "tolling points"?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 28, 2025 08:42 PM (mH6SG)

200 Are y'all still talking about Biggie's sister?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 28, 2025 08:42 PM (aOqEy)

201 196 By faith alone, or by faith and works. We get to pick.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 28, 2025 08:42 PM (fTu9b)

202 Remember when that fake "judge" decided PDT couldn't block anyone from his own twitter account?

Expect "judges" to reinstate all these fired "career" DOJ activists.
Posted by: Soothsayer


I don't think Trump is playing that game this go round.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2025 08:42 PM (hIyLI)

203 Unitarians shit in the pool.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 08:33 PM (OS4gH)
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More like a fart in the wind.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 08:45 PM (ZOv7s)

204 199 It's not as if disputation and debate ever changed anybody's mind about anything.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 28, 2025 08:45 PM (fTu9b)

205 Good evening, fellow travelers!

Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2025 08:47 PM (p4NUW)

206 Richard Nixon claimed to be a Quaker. Make of that what you will.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 28, 2025 08:01 PM (05UY5)

So was Herbert Hoover.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2025 08:50 PM (D7oie)

207 Trying Monk Fruit for the first time. Good lemonade.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 08:50 PM (OS4gH)

208 Is Society of Friends Quakers?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 08:51 PM (OS4gH)

209 The biggest mind-changer that ever hit me was Econ 101 with prof Robert Evans.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 28, 2025 08:51 PM (fTu9b)

210 No, this is the website for the Sabbathday Shakers in Maine. They do accept converts

https://tinyurl.com/3p7s2nnr

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 28, 2025 08:52 PM (NQtI0)

211 Is Society of Friends Quakers?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 08:51 PM (OS4gH)

Yes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2025 08:53 PM (8zz6B)

212 Yes, Society of Friends are Quakers

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 28, 2025 08:53 PM (NQtI0)

213 *waves to Piper*

https://tensor.art/u/727481333235843246

Been playing again in Tensor

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 08:53 PM (Gol0p)

214 11:00 - black lady finishing up strong, with Batman Herman at 13:00, then Shrimp, then Spindler.

NSFW, but free speech.
Viewer discretion advised.

https://www.youtube.com/live/M_snU9P27MA?feature=shared

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 28, 2025 08:53 PM (ufFY8)

215 Not Quakers, puppies or kitties, but "Shaken Migrant Syndrome" is top of the UK DM

Apparently from the first and only paragraph, the US is being big meanies to them! They arrived thinking they would be at the Ritz and instead were at Motel 6 with cockroaches and rusty toilets. Starving.Clothes thrown away.

Warning others of how rude we are, and some people have vanished. Do not go! Good! It is all very good! Please don't come!
https://tinyurl.com/mry24xx9

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 28, 2025 08:53 PM (gi+MR)

216 I had some Quaker ancestors. It didn'tt take. They think playing cards are evil.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 08:53 PM (OS4gH)

217 It's not as if disputation and debate ever changed anybody's mind about anything.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes
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I'll have to give this some thought.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2025 08:54 PM (XeU6L)

218 Watched RLM's review of Star Trek Section 31. Apparently it's a Star Trek version of the first Suicide Squad, but sucks even worse.

Posted by: davidt at January 28, 2025 08:54 PM (i0F8b)

219 Speaking of the 500 lb. lardass rapper from the last post...I literally recoiled in shock and horror when I scrolled down over her picture. What a disgusting slag...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 28, 2025 08:54 PM (XMwZJ)

220 Sigh. I still have not learned to not engage with the usual miscreants that show up from time to time here. Looks like it's gonna be one of those evenings.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 28, 2025 08:55 PM (mH6SG)

221 Apparently from the first and only paragraph, the US is being big meanies to them! They arrived thinking they would be at the Ritz and instead were at Motel 6 with cockroaches and rusty toilets. Starving.Clothes thrown away.

Warning others of how rude we are, and some people have vanished. Do not go! Good! It is all very good! Please don't come!
https://tinyurl.com/mry24xx9
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 28, 2025 08:53 PM (gi+MR)

Shake, Migrate, and Blow!

Posted by: zombie Bill Haley at January 28, 2025 08:56 PM (8zz6B)

222 Weren't A lot of Providence Quakers slave traders? Made a good buck, founded Brown University. Industrious people.

Posted by: From about That Time at January 28, 2025 08:56 PM (4780s)

223 I am surprised the Quakers are still around, aren't they the sect that rejected marriage and childbirth? Kinda tough to have a future without kids.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

>>Wasn't that the Shakers?

The Wankers.
Posted by: JackStraw

The Vibrators, surely?

Posted by: mikeski at January 28, 2025 08:56 PM (DgGvY)

224 Angel and the Badman had Quakers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 28, 2025 08:57 PM (63Dwl)

225
Christy,
They can all go *uck themselves. We have taxpaying citizens living in tents in winter while the leeches are living large on our money.

Deport them all.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 28, 2025 08:57 PM (3ek7K)

226 Vibrators?

Sex Pistol cult?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 08:57 PM (Gol0p)

227 213 *waves to Piper*

https://tensor.art/u/727481333235843246

Been playing again in Tensor
Posted by: Anna Puma at January

Very cute! The kidlette is very into anime and is dabbling in digital art. I would love to set her up with something like this, but I dint think she will want the NSFW parts. 😂

Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2025 08:57 PM (p4NUW)

228 Got a negative 12 for my reply concerning ICE in our area on my local reddit board, again proving that mostly idiot libtards haunt that place.

They didn't like me saying deportations will open up jobs and housing. One person was worried we wouldn't have vegetables cause no one will pick them. I shit you not.

Need a shower to wash off the stupidity.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 28, 2025 08:58 PM (ufFY8)

229 I had some Quaker ancestors. It didn'tt take. They think playing cards are evil.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 08:53 PM (OS4gH)
---
Quaker contributions seem to be:
Originally populating the City of Brotherly Love which is now a shooting gallery.
Oats,
Being leftist sockpuppets
Super-expensive schools for the children of the nihilistic elites, who absorb zero Christian ethics.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 08:58 PM (ZOv7s)

230 Trying Monk Fruit for the first time. Good lemonade.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Is that a tonsured kiwi fruit?

Posted by: mikeski at January 28, 2025 08:59 PM (DgGvY)

231 A lot of my ancestors were metal workers. They even used it in middle names. Talifero.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 08:59 PM (OS4gH)

232 Yeah the NSFW stuff some post, yikes...

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 08:59 PM (Gol0p)

233 227 My fave: "I said 'automat' and not laundromat. But I like it."

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 28, 2025 09:00 PM (fTu9b)

234 Deport boss, Deport!

Posted by: Tattoo at January 28, 2025 09:00 PM (USAdB)

235 203

'I don't think Trump is playing that game this go round.
Posted by: rickb223'

Goddamn. I wish Trump would roll out whatever his response is to all these ankle biters.
They need to be taught that they don't have veto power over the Executive branch.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 28, 2025 09:00 PM (3wi/L)

236 Monk fruit contains sweet 0 carb 0 calorie sugar alcohol I think.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 09:00 PM (OS4gH)

237 https://tensor.art/u/727481333235843246

Been playing again in Tensor
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 08:53 PM (Gol0p)

Is the "glamour shots" lady based on a real person? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Doof at January 28, 2025 09:00 PM (pG62k)

238 Is that a tonsured kiwi fruit?
Posted by: mikeski at January 28, 2025 08:59 PM (DgGvY)

Or an autistic detective in San Francisco?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 28, 2025 09:00 PM (ufFY8)

239 220 Sigh. I still have not learned to not engage with the usual miscreants that show up from time to time here. Looks like it's gonna be one of those evenings.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

Should I not read up? Will I be angry? Disgusted? Shake my head? There are levels here and you know I stay in my naive bubble as much as possible.

Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2025 09:00 PM (p4NUW)

240 I'm a big supporter of penguins and puffins, but hate gannets. They wet their nests. I'm OK with cormorants, but aren't thrilled with them.

Posted by: Big Penguin Is Our Friend at January 28, 2025 09:01 PM (G5+As)

241 They didn't like me saying deportations will open up jobs and housing. One person was worried we wouldn't have vegetables cause no one will pick them. I shit you not.

Need a shower to wash off the stupidity.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 28, 2025 08:58 PM (ufFY

Tell them they will pick the vegetables, or they will eat meat like real people do.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2025 09:01 PM (8zz6B)

242
What's bugging you BFD?

Posted by: fourseasons at January 28, 2025 09:02 PM (3ek7K)

243 Several of the glamour shots has as part of prompt - looks like Melania Trump.

Just posted a new image.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 09:02 PM (Gol0p)

244 Can you imagine what that land whale smells like? I suspect there are several miles of skin on her that haven’t seen a bar of soap in years, and I don’t want to know how she wipes her ass.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Pass beach towel between legs, hold one end in front, one end in back.....

Posted by: mikeski just grossed himself out at January 28, 2025 09:03 PM (DgGvY)

245 The Baltimore Aquarium had those Puffin things.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 09:03 PM (OS4gH)

246 ATAC to St. Cyrils.

Posted by: Bond Parrot at January 28, 2025 09:04 PM (i24o9)

247 Tell them they will pick the vegetables, or they will eat meat like real people do.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2025 09:01 PM (8zz6B)

I told them: Do you want a $30/hr minimum wage, like CA is trying to pass, or cheap food? You pick.

Then I laugh at them.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 28, 2025 09:04 PM (ufFY8)

248 Hahahaha

Fuck you Private Milley.

Trump has pulled General Miley's security detail, clearance and will demote him.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 28, 2025 09:04 PM (aOqEy)

249 Penguin smell >>>> Whale Rapper smell

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 28, 2025 09:05 PM (ufFY8)

250 "Puffins fly like spazes. Like they can only fly by shear determination.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe"

You might say they are aukward.
Posted by: fd

* golf clap *

That's how you start and end a pun thread in one comment. Post one that's too good to follow.

Posted by: mikeski at January 28, 2025 09:05 PM (DgGvY)

251 Fuck you Private Milley.

Trump has pulled General Miley's security detail, clearance and will demote him.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 28, 2025 09:04 PM (aOqEy)

Thoroughly Mediocre Milley.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2025 09:06 PM (8zz6B)

252 The rapper is going to star in a live-action 101 Dalmations.

She's gonna play the Coupe de Ville.

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 28, 2025 09:06 PM (NMT5x)

253 Puffins fly like spazes. Like they can only fly by shear determination.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

The helicopters of the bird world. Don't ride on the air; beat it into submission.

Posted by: mikeski at January 28, 2025 09:07 PM (DgGvY)

254
It's clear to me that Trump 2.0 is very different than 1.0. He's knows what he's doing, and he's got people that know how to pull the levers of power and exercise the powers of the president. He's had 4 years to think about this and how to get around the Resistance in the bureaucracy.

There was a Twatter post by someone claiming to be an OPM insider using a "burner" account. He/she/ze was lamenting how "Trump's henchman" had, in 5 days "taken over" the OPM, getting rid of the precious "non-political career civil servants" and it was awful and terrible.

This is why Trump funded the transition privately. This was to keep the Deep State resistance from knowing what they were planning.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2025 09:07 PM (w6EFb)

255 248 Hahahaha

Fuck you Private Milley.

Trump has pulled General Miley's security detail, clearance and will demote him.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 28, 2025 09:04 PM (aOqEy)

Why do all these people have security? He can get his own. Or stay home. Even better.

Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2025 09:07 PM (p4NUW)

256 Sigh. I still have not learned to not engage with the usual miscreants that show up from time to time here. Looks like it's gonna be one of those evenings.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 28, 2025 08:55 PM (mH6SG)

Mr. Deal! Thou shall mumble "be gone, asshat" to yourself - then go on about your day. Don't let the bastards grind you down!

Posted by: Doof at January 28, 2025 09:07 PM (pG62k)

257 She's gonna play the Coupe de Ville.
Posted by: haffhowershower at January 28, 2025 09:06 PM (NMT5x)

She ain't no pink Cadillac.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 28, 2025 09:07 PM (ufFY8)

258 I told them: Do you want a $30/hr minimum wage, like CA is trying to pass, or cheap food? You pick.

Then I laugh at them.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 28, 2025 09:04 PM (ufFY
---
In these here parts, there are U-pick farms, where you buy a bucket, and go out and fill it. People like it.

Reminds them where food comes from.

The laptop class considers that filthy, low-class work, and despises farmers as beneath them.

They see minorities as servants, save for a few who are elevated above their station so that they can feel tolerant and inclusive, but the subtext is always that those people don't really belong, they're just symbols.

That's why they all want to have a minority pal, because that makes them look good.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 09:08 PM (ZOv7s)

259
Woohoo, it's going to be in the 50's this weekend in Wyoming. I'm going to sit in the sun all day to soak up the Vitamin D.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 28, 2025 09:09 PM (3ek7K)

260 >> first Suicide Squad

You mean The Dirty Dozen?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 28, 2025 09:09 PM (l3YAf)

261 Why do all these people have security? He can get his own. Or stay home. Even better.
Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2025 09:07 PM (p4NUW)
---
Like their security clearance, it is a mark of nobility. Trump is stripping them of their titles, forcing them to live the commoner live again.

Time was, generals did their own dishes. They didn't retire to country clubs and having uniformed servants.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 09:10 PM (ZOv7s)

262 Yup.

Many U-pick blueberry farms and apple irchards here. Always busy during the season.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 28, 2025 09:10 PM (ufFY8)

263 Possible reasons to engage with troll:
1) To change his mind.
2) To make him exit.
3) To let him change your mind.
4) For lulz.
5) To sharpen debate and invective skillz.

That's all I can think of, and none of them seem like good reasons.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 28, 2025 09:10 PM (fTu9b)

264
Why do all these people have security? He can get his own. Or stay home. Even better.
Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2025 09:07 PM (p4NUW

It's all this shit that keeps our federal budget the monstrous number it is.

Unless you're a President, you ought to leave Washington with a cardboard box and your name tag when your time is up. Not a SS entourage.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 28, 2025 09:11 PM (aOqEy)

265
Does Milley have a boodle boy?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2025 09:11 PM (w6EFb)

266 220
'I still have not learned to not engage with the usual miscreants that show up from time to time here.'

Engage with new miscreants. Expand your horizons.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 28, 2025 09:12 PM (3wi/L)

267 Why do all these people have security? He can get his own. Or stay home. Even better.
Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2025 09:07 PM (p4NUW)

Milley is a soldier. Presumably he has had weapons training. With all his ill-gotten grift, he could buy a Mossberg, jam a chair under the doorknob, and relax in his Laz-E-Boy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2025 09:12 PM (8zz6B)

268 Why do all these people have security? He can get his own. Or stay home. Even better.
Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2025 09:07 PM (p4NUW)

Having a security detail is far higher status than having that corner office suite.

I say this as someone who once had a real desk and an office that had a door that would close

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2025 09:12 PM (D7oie)

269 They didn't like me saying deportations will open up jobs and housing. One person was worried we wouldn't have vegetables cause no one will pick them. I shit you not.

Need a shower to wash off the stupidity.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt


Democrats in 1861 - Who will pick our cotton?
Democrats in 2025 - Who will pick our fruits?

Nothing's changed.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2025 09:12 PM (hIyLI)

270 That's all I can think of, and none of them seem like good reasons.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 28, 2025 09:10 PM (fTu9b)

Reason 4 for me.
Then 5. Maybe.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 28, 2025 09:12 PM (ufFY8)

271 One of my smart ass friends has christened the 500lbs. rapper who couldn't fit in a Lyft car Moby Dickless.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex

I think you could one-up him by using part of her "real" name.

Moby Dank.

Posted by: mikeski at January 28, 2025 09:12 PM (DgGvY)

272 Many birds who dive and swim for their food have oily feathers to waterproof them. Makes flying tough. You often see cormorants on a pier or log with their wings away from the body to dry them out so they can fly again.

Be thankful we can get food at the Piggly Wiggly.

Posted by: Penguin Pete at January 28, 2025 09:12 PM (G5+As)

273 Time was, generals did their own dishes. They didn't retire to country clubs and having uniformed servants.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 09:10 PM (ZOv7s)

Ban them from serving on corporate boards, as that’s a big part of the grift. I never fell for trusting Jim Mattis because he was on the board of Theranos, the scam medical test company.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 28, 2025 09:13 PM (l3YAf)

274 Let the hogs pick the vegetables.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 09:13 PM (OS4gH)

275 Why do all these people have security? He can get his own. Or stay home. Even better.
Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2025 09:07 PM (p4NUW)

Having a security detail is far higher status than having that corner office suite.

I say this as someone who once had a real desk and an office that had a door that would close
Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2025 09:12 PM (D7oie)

My gang of cats are a security detail. When I come down the form up 2 ahead 2 behind for the trip downstairs for breakfast.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2025 09:13 PM (n7h9X)

276 That's all I can think of, and none of them seem like good reasons.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 28, 2025 09:10 PM (fTu9b

You forgot: use the troll as a foil to provide an argument for third parties

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2025 09:13 PM (D7oie)

277 Milley is a soldier. Presumably he has had weapons training. With all his ill-gotten grift, he could buy a Mossberg, jam a chair under the doorknob, and relax in his Laz-E-Boy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


If he had any honor, he'd suck the barrel

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2025 09:13 PM (hIyLI)

278 Apologies for any miscommunication on my part. I was only referring to engaging the trolls. The Horde is the best. Carry on!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 28, 2025 09:14 PM (mH6SG)

279 Democrats in 1861 - Who will pick our cotton?
Democrats in 2025 - Who will pick our fruits?

Nothing's changed.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2025 09:12 PM (hIyLI)

You need to send that to Tom Homan to use on TV.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 28, 2025 09:14 PM (aOqEy)

280 There is no good antonym for miscreant, so I propose 'wellcreant.'

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 28, 2025 09:15 PM (fTu9b)

281 Ban them from serving on corporate boards, as that’s a big part of the grift. I never fell for trusting Jim Mattis because he was on the board of Theranos, the scam medical test company.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 28, 2025 09:13 PM (l3YAf)

Are you an idiot, horny, or corrupt. Pick one.

Just the claims about that were just impossible. Take your little sample and divide it up for a huge slate of medical tests? Not possible, you'd run out of blood.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2025 09:15 PM (n7h9X)

282 There is no good antonym for miscreant, so I propose 'wellcreant.'
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 28, 2025 09:15 PM (fTu9b)

Mistercreant.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2025 09:16 PM (n7h9X)

283 I had no idea there were so many crops to be picked in our major metropolitan areas.

Posted by: Reforger at January 28, 2025 09:16 PM (xcIvR)

284 I was only referring to engaging the trolls. The Horde is the best. Carry on!
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 28, 2025 09:14 PM (mH6SG)

Haven't seen Sid or raimondo in a while.
Are they rocking in a corner, drooling, somewhere?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 28, 2025 09:16 PM (ufFY8)

285 miscreant > discreant (?)

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 28, 2025 09:16 PM (fTu9b)

286
How about malcreant?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2025 09:17 PM (w6EFb)

287 Mistercreant, sir!

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 28, 2025 09:17 PM (fTu9b)

288 Procreant?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 28, 2025 09:17 PM (ufFY8)

289 From The BEE:
AirLyft Now Available For Plus-Sized Customers
https://tinyurl.com/yzve3phr

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 28, 2025 09:18 PM (jQ+5q)

290 286 That's good!

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 28, 2025 09:18 PM (fTu9b)

291 Cough...COUGH...COUGH

give me a second.

Posted by: Nightwatch at January 28, 2025 09:18 PM (pggNd)

292 If he had any honor, he'd suck the barrel
Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2025 09:13 PM

I think I see the problem.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2025 09:18 PM (a3Q+t)

293 Boncreant?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 28, 2025 09:18 PM (ufFY8)

294 225
Christy,
They can all go *uck themselves. We have taxpaying citizens living in tents in winter while the leeches are living large on our money.

Deport them all.
Posted by: fourseasons at January 28, 2025 08:57 PM (3ek7K)

Yep. Totally agree. I was enraged to see what happened in W NC and E TN. With the Bidumb admin sending bazillions to the you craine and giving Americans $750 total...which, by the way, is a damn loan!

I tried to look at the whiney bitch's tattoo who was on the media. She's probably a cartel coozie baby Mama. Whining about her treatment. Wanting pity. I hope Columbia listens and they stay home and her message goes everywhere. We don't need you! We don't want to support you! We don't want your sorry ass! Or your cartels with drugs and guns.

Meanwhile, in at least two other articles, there is reeeing about Medicaid being shut down. I think it is not shut down to AMERICANS vs those on the dole and milking the system as illegals.

It was corrupt, always, with total mismanagement. Names are stolen, etc. It will get fixed and "NO ONE" will be denied healthcare due to a federal law called EMTALA at hospitals.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 28, 2025 09:18 PM (gi+MR)

295 Eh, I give up. Lurking will have to suffice.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 28, 2025 09:18 PM (mH6SG)

296 Benecreant.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 28, 2025 09:18 PM (ufFY8)

297 Snizzcreant

Posted by: davidt at January 28, 2025 09:19 PM (i0F8b)

298 Some Walmart's have 10 pound chubs of ground beef. I just paid about $30 for one.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 09:20 PM (OS4gH)

299 Trump ought to take all the money that was being spent on these asshole's secret service detail and send it directly to people in North Carolina

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 28, 2025 09:20 PM (aOqEy)

300 Haven't seen Sid or raimondo in a while.
Are they rocking in a corner, drooling, somewhere?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

NGO's defunded. Shit rolls downhill.
Therefore, boys are out looking for jobs

Posted by: MkY at January 28, 2025 09:20 PM (cPGH3)

301 Pentagon Spending , September 2024: 39 BILLION on DEI staffers, 16.6 million on Ribeye Steak (nothing but the best) , $6.1 million on lobster.

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2025 09:20 PM (g47mK)

302 Ban them from serving on corporate boards, as that’s a big part of the grift. I never fell for trusting Jim Mattis because he was on the board of Theranos, the scam medical test company.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 28, 2025 09:13 PM (l3YAf)
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Any flag officer who obtains post-retirement employment has to deduct the value of said employment from their pension.

Simple.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 09:20 PM (ZOv7s)

303 A pisscreant doesn't believe what he posts. He just does it to stir shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2025 09:20 PM (8zz6B)

304 Oh, and if their wages exceed the pension, they lose it. Forever, along with VA benefits.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 09:21 PM (ZOv7s)

305
My gang of cats are a security detail. When I come down the form up 2 ahead 2 behind for the trip downstairs for breakfast.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2025 09:13 PM (n7h9X)

My cats growl and run to the door when someone is out there. They have both, on separate occasions, attacked J when he walked in our room in the dark. They were also both very embarrassed after the fact.

Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2025 09:21 PM (pZEOD)

306 NGO's defunded. Shit rolls downhill.
Therefore, boys are out looking for jobs

Full time glory hole attendants?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 09:21 PM (Gol0p)

307 Honestly, near as I can tell, we've all been paying for our own trolls.

Posted by: MkY at January 28, 2025 09:21 PM (cPGH3)

308 Some Walmart's have 10 pound chubs of ground beef. I just paid about $30 for one.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 09:20 PM (OS4gH)

pretty good price

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2025 09:21 PM (n7h9X)

309 303 That's good too! Spring it on Ace, he'll appreciate its cruelty.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 28, 2025 09:22 PM (fTu9b)

310 Cheetahs are given emotional support dogs to reduce their anxiety (and so they can breed).

* checks biology textbook *

I don't think that's gonna work.

Posted by: mikeski wonders: deetah? or chog? at January 28, 2025 09:22 PM (DgGvY)

311 280
' There is no good antonym for miscreant, so I propose 'wellcreant.''

Eucreant?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 28, 2025 09:22 PM (3wi/L)

312 You need to send that to Tom Homan to use on TV.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


It's been all over Fartbook. I'm sure someone he knows has seen it.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2025 09:22 PM (hIyLI)

313 Excreant

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2025 09:23 PM (Gol0p)

314 I want to make Texas Chilli but I can't decide what kind of beans to use.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 09:23 PM (OS4gH)

315 Oh, and if their wages exceed the pension, they lose it. Forever, along with VA benefits.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 09:21 PM (ZOv7s)

You know they would game that. Work pro-bono for some foundation, and be given all kinds of perks, like airline flights to "conferences" in desirable resort locations.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2025 09:23 PM (8zz6B)

316 My cats growl and run to the door when someone is out there. They have both, on separate occasions, attacked J when he walked in our room in the dark. They were also both very embarrassed after the fact.
Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2025 09:21 PM (pZEOD)

All that for kibble?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 28, 2025 09:23 PM (aOqEy)

317 313 You morons are so clever!

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 28, 2025 09:23 PM (fTu9b)

318 Cheetahs are given emotional support dogs to reduce their anxiety (and so they can breed).

* checks biology textbook *

I don't think that's gonna work.
Posted by: mikeski wonders: deetah? or chog?


Dog is pimp.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2025 09:24 PM (hIyLI)

319 Pass beach towel between legs, hold one end in front, one end in back.....
Posted by: mikeski just grossed himself out at January 28, 2025 09:03 PM (DgGvY)

She'll need help, like a two-man crosscut saw on a redwood.

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 28, 2025 09:24 PM (NMT5x)

320 G'eve, y'all.

Just happened to run across this crazy pair of cockatoos
https://youtu.be/wxGyL6RUqpA

Posted by: mindful webworker - too coca too coca at January 28, 2025 09:24 PM (Wp9EI)

321 Some Walmart's have 10 pound chubs of ground beef. I just paid about $30 for one.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 09:20 PM (OS4gH)
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I visit local Kroger stores almost daily (I take Sunday off from commerce). Lots of deals in terms of meat about to expire. Yesterday picked up a discount roast, sliced it up, marinated it, and tossed in the air fryer. Tender and delicious.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 09:24 PM (ZOv7s)

322 My cats growl and run to the door when someone is out there. They have both, on separate occasions, attacked J when he walked in our room in the dark. They were also both very embarrassed after the fact.
Posted by: Piper

Guard animals who work by scent > guard animals who work by sight

Posted by: mikeski at January 28, 2025 09:24 PM (DgGvY)

323 You might say they are aukward.
Posted by: fd

********

doffs hat.

Posted by: muldoon at January 28, 2025 09:24 PM (991eG)

324
Milley is no Buck Turgidson.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2025 09:24 PM (w6EFb)

325 My cats growl and run to the door when someone is out there. They have both, on separate occasions, attacked J when he walked in our room in the dark. They were also both very embarrassed after the fact.
Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2025 09:21 PM (pZEOD)

I used to have a pair of older male cats who growled at the doorbell. If I let someone in they both ran like crazy to a hiding place making incredible noise and would hide for hours.

My current set is two hiders and two friendly ones. The female Rhea sits right next to any workmen watching, going through the toolbox, climbing ladders to the attic behind them...

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2025 09:25 PM (n7h9X)

326 OBAMACARE

Ya ALL SOLD OUT. Now look at the state of medicine these days. "You can keep the neural image of your Doctor..."

In Commiefornia, the best care goes to illegals under Nancy's Boy.

I hear he wants to be the CIC one day...how precious...How very precious.

Posted by: Nightwatch at January 28, 2025 09:26 PM (pggNd)

327 You know they would game that. Work pro-bono for some foundation, and be given all kinds of perks, like airline flights to "conferences" in desirable resort locations.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2025 09:23 PM (8zz6B)
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Right, but saying "no contractor work" means they will set up shell corporations and do the same thing.

Make them report their income, in-kind gift and deduct them from their pensions. If they go over just one time, they lose all of it, including VA benefits - including commissary and Class VI access.

Fear is a powerful motivator. Let them live in perpetual fear of an audit or just accept a really luxurious pension.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 09:26 PM (ZOv7s)

328 Some Walmart's have 10 pound chubs of ground beef. I just paid about $30 for one.
Posted by: Boss Moss


I picked up a chub of 90/10 at Sam's for $47.00.
It's about $4.48/lb.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2025 09:26 PM (hIyLI)

329 Presumably he has had weapons training. With all his ill-gotten grift, he could buy a Mossberg, jam a chair under the doorknob, and relax in his Laz-E-Boy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I totally just mentally imaged Christopher Lloyd, in the olde folks home playing Bob Odenkirk's father in Nobody.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 28, 2025 09:27 PM (MsrgL)

330 "Greg" is the sociopath who gets paid to demoralize people here. Luckily we only see him every two years.
Sid's an asshole and raimondo... well, he's just a special little guy.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 28, 2025 09:27 PM (gKWVE)

331 Milley is no Buck Turgidson.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2025 09:24 PM (w6EFb)
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He actually legalized Corporal Klinger. Think about that.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 09:28 PM (ZOv7s)

332 My security detail consists of a 10 month old ACD pup who runs between my legs and hides when she hears an owl hooting outside.

Posted by: muldoon at January 28, 2025 09:28 PM (991eG)

333 You know they would game that. Work pro-bono for some foundation, and be given all kinds of perks, like airline flights to "conferences" in desirable resort locations.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2025 09:23 PM (8zz6B)

Then just let people go at random, if they aren't too busy with real work to stay out of trouble. its the idle ones you have to watch, not the guys dangling from choppers to reach disaster survivors.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2025 09:29 PM (n7h9X)

334 Milley is no Buck Turgidson.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2025 09:24 PM (w6EFb)

Too bad Rachel" Levine has Naval rank. If he had been commissioned as a General, we could have mocked him as "Tuck Burgidson".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2025 09:31 PM (8zz6B)

335 299 Trump ought to take all the money that was being spent on these asshole's secret service detail and send it directly to people in North Carolina
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 28, 2025 09:20 PM (aOqEy)

I hope, very soon, he will report how much $$$ he's cut with that purpose.

He should report the totals monthly to have the Dims wail and gnash teeth over the end of their money laundering franchises.

We only spent $50 million on condoms for Gaza. Some money for condoms for the freaking Taliban! $47k for a trans opera in Columbia.They have been doing this crap for four miserable soul sucking years.

Maybe they can all hold hands and jump into a volcano. Hopefully right after Epstein's list is released. I need more action. I want hysteria.

Need to go check reddit headlines, as I am quite sure it is mostly screeching about "we have no healthcare!!!" We are all going to die of bird flu!

Most of the time I don't read the stuff at all, but sometimes, like right after the election, it was a lot of fun and Hitler headlines.
https://tinyurl.com/yn5wb6kv

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 28, 2025 09:32 PM (gi+MR)

336 She'll need help, like a two-man crosscut saw on a redwood.
Posted by: haffhowershower at January 28, 2025 09:24 PM (NMT5x)

. . . And Jaime pulled out a pence and shrewdly looked at his fellow standing with him on the lip of the saw-pit, and said, "Paddy, be a man, and we flip to see who gets top-sawyer?"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2025 09:33 PM (D7oie)

337
Miss Scott was all woman, no question about that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 28, 2025 09:33 PM (w6EFb)

338 I had a male cat who didn't really like women, he would barely tolerate my wife or daughter. He loved me, and anytime I was talking to a male neighbor outside, he would come from wherever he was to get right between us to be part of the conversation. He lived to be about 17 and I thought he was cool.

Posted by: RIP Fred The Cat at January 28, 2025 09:34 PM (G5+As)

339
The money spent on condoms for Gaza. Who thinks this shit up?

Posted by: fourseasons at January 28, 2025 09:34 PM (3ek7K)

340 The money spent on condoms for Gaza. Who thinks this shit up?

Posted by: fourseasons at January 28, 2025 09:34 PM (3ek7K)
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Do we know that it was really spend on that? Did they actually get there?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 09:35 PM (ZOv7s)

341 . . . And Jaime pulled out a pence and shrewdly looked at his fellow standing with him on the lip of the saw-pit, and said, "Paddy, be a man, and we flip to see who gets top-sawyer?"
Posted by: Kindltot

I don't recognize the reference, but it looks genuine.
?

Posted by: MkY at January 28, 2025 09:35 PM (cPGH3)

342 339 Every year I've been alive I've seen the Golden Turkey type awards for crazy wasteful govt spending. Every year I've been alive, it just gets worse and worse.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 28, 2025 09:36 PM (fTu9b)

343
AHL,

I didn't think about that. You are right.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 28, 2025 09:36 PM (3ek7K)

344 339
The money spent on condoms for Gaza. Who thinks this shit up?

Posted by: fourseasons at January 28, 2025 09:34 PM (3ek7K)


Non Profit NGOs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 28, 2025 09:37 PM (aOqEy)

345 I think Trump just played the Dems again.

He called a temporary halt to spending. Dems got enraged, demanded it keep going. Halt is postponed.

But meanwhile, all this fraud and waste is just getting extra time to study. What was a tight deadline is now a longer one.

They basically are making him drag out his forensic audit of Biden's administration. Oh no!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 09:37 PM (ZOv7s)

346 CA governor Newsom touts his "L A rises" plans. Yeah, high rises in rezoned Palisades and Alta Dena. Density hawk.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 28, 2025 09:37 PM (wTDxT)

347 >The money spent on condoms for Gaza. Who thinks this shit up?

Condom manufacturers.

Posted by: davidt at January 28, 2025 09:37 PM (i0F8b)

348 Condom manufacturers.
Posted by: davidt at January 28, 2025 09:37 PM (i0F8b)
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No condoms were made. None were shipped. Pure grift.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 09:38 PM (ZOv7s)

349 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 09:37 PM (ZOv7s)

I'm trying to figure out how a Fed Judge somehow has the authority to tell the Administration to spend money.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 28, 2025 09:39 PM (QAkQ3)

350 The money spent on condoms for Gaza. Who thinks this shit up?

Condom manufacturers.
Posted by: davidt

They drive a hard bargain.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2025 09:39 PM (WXNFJ)

351 Where is Musk and the DOGE? I hope they are a thousand nerd accountants deep in a room with reems of paper in some kind of Ben Affleck idiot savant The Accountant scenario.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 28, 2025 09:39 PM (aOqEy)

352 Is it Penis Pun Monday already?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 28, 2025 09:40 PM (aOqEy)

353 Back in the Cold War, the Soviets realized that a blanket denial of wrongdoing was unpersuasive. What was better was an admission of a comically silly different wrongdoing.

The Dems have embraced this. Instead of admitting that all this money was stolen, you put it out that it was used for a useless, absurd purpose. People get mad, but say "Oh, that's so silly!' and aren't actually enraged.

But if they knew that none of the money in any way went to the purpose, they would want to know WHERE it went.

So $50 million for condoms become a safe, late-night comedy joke, while $50 million being stolen would be a national scandal.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 09:41 PM (ZOv7s)

354 Any flag officer who obtains post-retirement employment has to deduct the value of said employment from their pension.

Simple.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 09:20 PM (ZOv7s)

I don’t think that will work. Fat Lloyd Austin got paid over a million by Raytheon, just one of his “employers.” They can easily make up any lost pension by increasing the payout.

It’s legalized bribery. They funnel money to their friends when they work for the government, then retire and get a golden parachute “working their network” on behalf of their new employer.

It happens in the FDA, USDA, and every other Federal agency. It’s sickening.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 28, 2025 09:41 PM (l3YAf)

355 Wow! Happened to have Hannity on and he had Meghan McCain on complimenting Trump's policies.

She said that she is going to be at the Tulsi hearings as Tulsi is her friend. Tulsi is also the godmother to Liberty, Meghan's oldest daughter.

She also scolded Murkowski, Collins and any Republican that doesn't support Tulsi

Posted by: redridinghood at January 28, 2025 09:42 PM (NpAcC)

356 Pictures are truly worth 1,000 words.
AOC in her crying pose superimposed standing outside of a 7-11 in front of the ice cube cabinet with the caption "AOC discovers ICE has detention centers outside of 7-11's".

😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2025 09:42 PM (hIyLI)

357 I'm trying to figure out how a Fed Judge somehow has the authority to tell the Administration to spend money.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 28, 2025 09:39 PM (QAkQ3)
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They found abortion in the Constitution. This is child's play.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 09:42 PM (ZOv7s)

358 I don’t think that will work. Fat Lloyd Austin got paid over a million by Raytheon, just one of his “employers.” They can easily make up any lost pension by increasing the payout.

It’s legalized bribery. They funnel money to their friends when they work for the government, then retire and get a golden parachute “working their network” on behalf of their new employer.

It happens in the FDA, USDA, and every other Federal agency. It’s sickening.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 28, 2025 09:41 PM (l3YAf)
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Subject him to annual tax audits and see how much that is worth to him.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 09:43 PM (ZOv7s)

359 The money spent on condoms for Gaza. Who thinks this shit up?

Condom manufacturers.
Posted by: davidt

They drive a hard bargain.
Posted by: Tonypete


That was baa-d.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2025 09:44 PM (hIyLI)

360 I don't recognize the reference, but it looks genuine.
?
Posted by: MkY at January 28, 2025 09:35 PM (cPGH3)

It is a very old joke about two Irishmen cutting ice on a lake. Repurposed.

Way back when they used crosscut saws, but of course, there was no bottom sawyer in the lake, hence the joke.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2025 09:44 PM (D7oie)

361
It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at January 28, 2025 09:46 PM (dg+HA)

362 The money spent on condoms for Gaza. Who thinks this shit up?

Condom manufacturers.
Posted by: davidt

They drive a hard bargain.

***

I’m glad it’s so funny to you guys.

Posted by: Gazan Goat, Riddled With STDs at January 28, 2025 09:46 PM (l3YAf)

363 Just to be clear, the process should be the punishment.

if you choose to go into post-retirement work and you are a flag officer, you will need a full-time accountant and can expect annual audits because of the super-important position you held.

No one likes audits. Maybe your pension is worth it by itself, or you get a modest side gig.

Also: re-open the federal arsenals. Springfield, Rock Island. One of McNamara's greater crimes was shutting these down. For two centuries American independence was founded on these arsenals. Then we went with corporate, just-in-time delivery and now look at us.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 09:46 PM (ZOv7s)

364 352 Is it Penis Pun Monday already?
_______

Nutz!

Posted by: Quarter twenty at January 28, 2025 09:47 PM (dg+HA)

365 The ATF is like a box of chocolates.



They'll kill your dog.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2025 09:48 PM (hIyLI)

366 She also scolded Murkowski, Collins and any Republican that doesn't support Tulsi
Posted by: redridinghood at January 28, 2025 09:42 PM (NpAcC)
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These are suicidally bad votes. If you're going to burn a bridge, you expect something from it. These people are getting confirmed anyway, so why pay the price?

Trump is going to lock out all of their cronies from federal appointments. Traditionally, senior senators have a huge influence in this, and it's being pissed away for no gain.

Stupid.

Also, Trump is going to primary their ass. Better an honest Dem than these snakes.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 09:49 PM (ZOv7s)

367 Why not just say they spent it on office supplies?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 09:49 PM (OS4gH)

368 reddit headline, I read the article and the EU is hepped up about tariffs, and some NATO screechin. France is set to defend Denmark in Greenland. I laughed for some reason.

A nitwit chimed in that we (USA) just want a military base there (Greenland). If they'd bother to googlfy, we already have Pituffik Space Base (which I did not know about or much care til right now). Also known as Thule Air Base. Which would explain that every trip I've made to the UK or Europe flies over Greenland and I wave. Basically reddit, the sewer of dimwits, thinks we are going to have WWIII over Greenland. I sort of doubt it.

I think this is enough news for me today. To sum, for the other side the world is ending and there is no Medicaid. Plus Columbia says we are mean people and please don't visit.

US Base in Greenland:
https://tinyurl.com/mr3b9jex



Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 28, 2025 09:50 PM (gi+MR)

369 Condoms for Gaza? Condoms? What, to keep 'em from breeding?

***I've got a BETTER idea!***

Line 'em up. I've got a couple a shop rags, length of stovepipe, and a sidecutter...

Saving $$$$ like a boss!

Posted by: JQ at January 28, 2025 09:50 PM (YoCnN)

370 Also: re-open the federal arsenals. Springfield, Rock Island. One of McNamara's greater crimes was shutting these down. For two centuries American independence was founded on these arsenals. Then we went with corporate, just-in-time delivery and now look at us.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 09:46 PM (ZOv7s)

Agreed.

(McNamara was such a disaster..)

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 28, 2025 09:50 PM (l3YAf)

371 I figured out what went wrong with Giant Rapper. She meant to call ForkLyft.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 28, 2025 09:51 PM (L/fGl)

372 The ATF is like a box of chocolates.

They'll kill your dog.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2025 09:48 PM (hIyLI)

Trump missed a hell of an opportunity for lulz by not nominating Noem to the ATF.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 28, 2025 09:52 PM (l3YAf)

373 Also: re-open the federal arsenals. Springfield, Rock Island. One of McNamara's greater crimes was shutting these down. For two centuries American independence was founded on these arsenals. Then we went with corporate, just-in-time delivery and now look at us.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


Bring back factory new M1 Garands.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2025 09:52 PM (hIyLI)

374 I figured out what went wrong with Giant Rapper. She meant to call ForkLyft.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 28, 2025 09:51 PM (L/fGl)
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She bathes along the Lake St. Clair shore, and causes flooding in Ontario.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 09:52 PM (ZOv7s)

375 Aspiring Pharoah.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 09:52 PM (OS4gH)

376 Why not just say they spent it on office supplies?
Posted by: Boss Moss

'Cause they were getting down to business.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 28, 2025 09:53 PM (L/fGl)

377 Bring back factory new M1 Garands.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2025 09:52 PM (hIyLI)
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CMP has 1911A1s in stock again. Joy! Rapture!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 09:53 PM (ZOv7s)

378 I can't tell the difference between black beans and pinto beans, taste-wise.

Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2025 09:53 PM (fV+MH)

379 The money spent on condoms for Gaza. Who thinks this shit up?

===

They use them like they use balloons - for IEDs.

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2025 09:53 PM (g47mK)

380 Is there a way to get a garrand over the 6 or 7 shots?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 09:53 PM (OS4gH)

381 Is there a way to get a garrand over the 6 or 7 shots?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 09:53 PM (OS4gH)

Like with the standard 8 shot en banc clip?

Posted by: RI Red at January 28, 2025 09:58 PM (mMtti)

382 Speaking of condoms...my freshman year in the dorms, our RA comes down the hallway with a big box of condoms and we're invited to take as many as we want. (this was an all-male floor.) So of course people are making a show of what they need, and when it comes to me, I look at the RA and say "I'll take whatever you have left." Hilarity follows as I was not much to look at, an anyone assuming I was a virgin was correct.

But I get the box of condoms, and it still quite full.

Weeks later, a furtive knock on the door. "Lloyd! You awake?"

"Yeah."

"I know you have a box of condoms."

"Sure, but they aren't free."

"Fine, I'll pay you back."

And so it was that everyone on 6 North knew that if you needed a condom RIGHT NOW, Lloyd - something of a shut-in, to be sure - was there to sell you one on reasonable terms, even offering credit.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 09:58 PM (ZOv7s)

383 Le ONT is ready for business!

Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2025 09:59 PM (pRpzT)

384 Also: re-open the federal arsenals. Springfield, Rock Island. One of McNamara's greater crimes was shutting these down. For two centuries American independence was founded on these arsenals. Then we went with corporate, just-in-time delivery and now look at us.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2025 09:46 PM (ZOv7s)

There should be NOTHING the US Military buys, that is not make completely in the USA. NOTHING.

Not a chip... not a component... nada.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 28, 2025 10:00 PM (QAkQ3)

385 Nood

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at January 28, 2025 10:01 PM (w3u3d)

386 Is there a way to get a garrand over the 6 or 7 shots?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2025 09:53 PM (OS4gH)


It was called the M-14

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2025 10:01 PM (D7oie)

387 You cannot escape my irresistible charms!

Chick-chicka boom, Chick-chicka boom!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 28, 2025 10:11 PM (fY84s)

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