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Mid-Morning Art Thread

Munch Window1.jpg

Self Portrait by the Window
Edvard Munch

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 yuck

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 29, 2025 09:30 AM (gbOdA)

2 I've let the others know.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 29, 2025 09:30 AM (O7YUW)

3
ESPONJA!!!1!!1!!1

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 29, 2025 09:31 AM (w9Ycv)

4 Art?

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 29, 2025 09:31 AM (AiZBA)

5 The MET

Title: Self Portrait by the Window

Artist: Edvard Munch (Norwegian, Løten 1863–1944 Ekely)

Date: ca. 1940

Medium: Oil on canvas

Dimensions: 33 1/16 × 42 1/2 in. (84 × 108 cm)

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 29, 2025 09:31 AM (gbOdA)

6 Seems to be a jolly fellow.

Posted by: BignJames at January 29, 2025 09:31 AM (Yj6Os)

7 This looks like a guy called Munch.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2025 09:31 AM (Wg6v7)

8 Did Munch ever paint anything that wasn't depressing?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 29, 2025 09:32 AM (Q0kLU)

9 Whew! The painter should have enlisted a better looking subject.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2025 09:32 AM (WXNFJ)

10 Red face in the morning, screamers take warning...

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 09:32 AM (77rzZ)

11 He's Orange.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2025 09:32 AM (NpAcC)

12


BY THE WINDOW; I READ THAT AND THOUGHT THE WINDOW PAINTED ITSELF.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2025 09:32 AM (x0n13)

13 So, Bill Murray's gonna play him in the movie, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 29, 2025 09:32 AM (GBKbO)

14 "I get cranky during these long hot summers."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2025 09:32 AM (+iIV1)

15 If I hung a print of this at my place, I would be Munch housing by proxy.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 29, 2025 09:32 AM (w9Wax)

16 First was The Scream, the came The Scowl.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 29, 2025 09:32 AM (AiZBA)

17 Turn that frown upside down!

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2025 09:33 AM (Wg6v7)

18 11 He's Orange.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2025 09:32 AM (NpAcC)



PLAGIARIST!


-- TRUMP --

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2025 09:33 AM (x0n13)

19 Not very good

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2025 09:33 AM (fwDg9)

20 Pro-tip: don't paint your self-portrait on a Monday.

Posted by: Roy at January 29, 2025 09:33 AM (z+ik4)

21 He looks upset and ready to scream

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2025 09:33 AM (oqCfy)

22 If I hung a print of this at my place, I would be Munch housing by proxy.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks

ISWYDT

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2025 09:33 AM (WXNFJ)

23 Orangemanbad

Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2025 09:33 AM (KAi1n)

24 He's not screaming.

Posted by: dantesed at January 29, 2025 09:33 AM (Oy/m2)

25 I prefer Klimt.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2025 09:33 AM (Wg6v7)

26 Sunblock dude. It's a thing.

Posted by: And it works at January 29, 2025 09:33 AM (dg+HA)

27 Orange man bad?

Orange man meh. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2025 09:34 AM (WbBbu)

28 It's a scream. Wait, no, it's not.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 29, 2025 09:34 AM (BHrzb)

29


MUNCH the carpet. . . wait, that was earlier.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2025 09:34 AM (x0n13)

30 It looks cold snd snowy outside, but like his head is aflame inside

Posted by: LASue at January 29, 2025 09:34 AM (lCppi)

31 Looking out the window and thinking "fucking winter".

Posted by: Roy at January 29, 2025 09:34 AM (z+ik4)

32

Mine are better!

Posted by: Hunter Bidet at January 29, 2025 09:35 AM (HRQvT)

33 It looks like he, and the wall behind him, are getting hit by a blaze of red from a sunrise coming through a window to the left.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2025 09:35 AM (+iIV1)

34 >>I prefer Klimt.


You like your Klimt Munched?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2025 09:35 AM (WbBbu)

35 25 I prefer Klimt.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2025 09:33 AM (Wg6v7)



Klimt Eastwood . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2025 09:35 AM (x0n13)

36 The hell?

Posted by: Weasel at January 29, 2025 09:35 AM (iu4Pw)

37 If he had dopey glazed eyes, you could mistake him for Biden.

Posted by: Roy at January 29, 2025 09:35 AM (z+ik4)

38 He's dismayed as he looks askance at his popcorn ceiling.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 29, 2025 09:35 AM (w9Wax)

39 Yeah, I'm that pissed too....

Posted by: Stateless...26% - mental state clawing up from 10% at January 29, 2025 09:35 AM (jvJvP)

40 I would scream if the interior of my place was all green like that.

Posted by: dantesed at January 29, 2025 09:35 AM (Oy/m2)

41 I like the right side of the painting.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2025 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

42 It's Jeff Dunham's puppet "Walter"

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 29, 2025 09:36 AM (O7YUW)

43

Then he split vertically down the middle, and the space lizard stepped out...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at January 29, 2025 09:36 AM (HRQvT)

44 I'd be a bit pissed off too if this was the best "self portrait" I could come up with.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2025 09:36 AM (Q4IgG)

45 Geez. The guy misspells his own first name.

Posted by: My 15 year old self at January 29, 2025 09:36 AM (dg+HA)

46 31 Looking out the window and thinking "fucking winter".
Posted by: Roy at January 29, 2025 09:34 AM (z+ik4)



Just like me right now, here in southern Irkutsconsin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2025 09:36 AM (x0n13)

47 Eddie Muncher. He lost the werewolf look as he grew up.

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 09:36 AM (77rzZ)

48 That painting pretty much sums up my winter - high levels of cabin fever with all the harsh 'global warming' keeping me inside.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 29, 2025 09:36 AM (CwhoI)

49 I prefer Klimt.

HOOGAAANNNNN!!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 29, 2025 09:36 AM (Q0kLU)

50 My face was angry that day, my friends...

Posted by: Edvard Munch at January 29, 2025 09:37 AM (dg+HA)

51 Just no

Posted by: Don Black at January 29, 2025 09:37 AM (AOsQT)

52 I'm not going to say anything negative about this painting or it's creator.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2025 09:37 AM (ExV1e)

53

Looks like the anorexic bastard child of Marlon Brando and Victor Buono

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2025 09:37 AM (x0n13)

54 Might've known it was Munch. Still, the contrast of red and green inside with the white winter landscape outside is interesting.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2025 09:37 AM (J2vNu)

55 Obviously, Munch is looking dour because I've left CNN. At least he has hung some festive oysters under his window.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at January 29, 2025 09:37 AM (+dH5E)

56 Orange, green and white was all he had left in his paint box.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2025 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

57 Just like me right now, here in southern Irkutsconsin.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


You gotta love the cheeseheads on those sturdy Buryat women, however.

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 09:38 AM (77rzZ)

58 Self Portrait by the Window




I did not know windows could paint.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2025 09:38 AM (zmGDy)

59 I thought it was Craig T Nelson.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at January 29, 2025 09:38 AM (Bbkzn)

60 Well, he didn't flatter himself.

Posted by: From about That Time at January 29, 2025 09:39 AM (4780s)

61 Who was the cop character who was on all the Law & Order shows plus Homicide: Life on the Street? A former comic played him in every iteration. Wasn't the character named "Munch"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2025 09:39 AM (J2vNu)

62
Edvard Munch

There once was a painter of renown
Who did a self-portrait with a frown
If you think this painting's crappy
You can make the dude look happy
By hanging the picture upside-down

Posted by: muldoon at January 29, 2025 09:39 AM (991eG)

63 I did not know windows could paint.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2025 09:38 AM (zmGDy)

They're a pane in the ass.

Posted by: dantesed at January 29, 2025 09:39 AM (Oy/m2)

64 I'm not going to say anything negative about this painting or it's creator.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Just scream.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2025 09:40 AM (zmGDy)

65 Munchy.

Posted by: fd at January 29, 2025 09:40 AM (vFG9F)

66 57 Just like me right now, here in southern Irkutsconsin.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


You gotta love the cheeseheads on those sturdy Buryat women, however.
Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 09:38 AM (77rzZ)



Seriously, I have a mad crush on a platinum blonde 40-something who works at my local market.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2025 09:40 AM (x0n13)

67 Title: Self Portrait by the Window

Subtitle: And None Too Happy About It!

Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2025 09:40 AM (QrkKu)

68 Also, I think we found the artist of the Trump portrait on the Chain of Command wall at the Drill Sergeant Academy.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 29, 2025 09:40 AM (BHrzb)

69 Poor guy died while the Nazis were still occupying his country. Have some sympathy and respect!

Posted by: Nordisk Tidende at January 29, 2025 09:40 AM (G5+As)

70 Red, dour and angry is no way to go through life, son.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 29, 2025 09:40 AM (dg+HA)

71 Don't lie. Your wife brought this home from a gal's night out where they did the paint & sip.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at January 29, 2025 09:40 AM (Bbkzn)

72 Looks like the anorexic bastard child of Marlon Brando and Victor Buono
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2025


***
Victor Buono? Now there's a name I haven't seen in a while.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2025 09:40 AM (J2vNu)

73 They're a pane in the ass.
Posted by: dantesed


Golf clap.

I should have seen through it.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2025 09:41 AM (zmGDy)

74 Try sunblock,yo.
Or asbestos

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 29, 2025 09:41 AM (/6GbT)

75 They're a pane in the ass.
Posted by: dantesed
*
Golf clap.

I should have seen through it.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2025


***
The concept is but putty in our hands.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2025 09:42 AM (J2vNu)

76 68 Also, I think we found the artist of the Trump portrait on the Chain of Command wall at the Drill Sergeant Academy.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 29, 2025 09:40 AM (BHrzb)




I'm thinking Frank Frazetta doing a Molly Hatchet album cover, with Trump wielding the battle axe! (an actual one, not Hillary)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2025 09:42 AM (x0n13)

77 I'm now in the mood for some Crunch 'n Munch.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2025 09:42 AM (NpAcC)

78 He looks like a victim of that Hindu holiday where they throw colored powder at each other.

Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2025 09:42 AM (KtPtl)

79
Red Face at Morning
Painters Take Warning!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 29, 2025 09:42 AM (w9Wax)

80 Then the subject walked outside and screamed
Thx CBD, I've always liked Munch's use of colors. Would hang

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2025 09:42 AM (6v8aM)

81 They're a pane in the ass.
Posted by: dantesed
*
Golf clap.

I should have seen through it.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2025

***
The concept is but putty in our hands.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2025


***
But my eyes are glazing over. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2025 09:42 AM (J2vNu)

82 Munch

Richard Belzer

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 29, 2025 09:43 AM (gbOdA)

83 >>They're a pane in the ass.

*
Golf clap.

I should have seen through it.

***
The concept is but putty in our hands.
- - -


*shutters*

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2025 09:43 AM (WbBbu)

84 Poor guy died while the Nazis were still occupying his country. Have some sympathy and respect!
Posted by: Nordisk Tidende at January 29, 2025 09:40 AM (G5+As)


Probably true of a lot of people whose "art" I'm not subjected to.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2025 09:43 AM (ExV1e)

85 77 I'm now in the mood for some Crunch 'n Munch.
-------------
Do you remember Screaming Yellow Zonkers? They were good.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2025 09:43 AM (Wg6v7)

86 >>(an actual one, not Hillary)





No -- wait, that could be a new kind of dirty bomb. Someone get DARPA on the line!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2025 09:44 AM (WbBbu)

87 This painting needs a Kilroy peering through the window....

Posted by: muldoon at January 29, 2025 09:44 AM (991eG)

88 It might be Munch

Posted by: Standing in for Skip at January 29, 2025 09:44 AM (Y1sOo)

89 I did not know windows could paint.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2025 09:38 AM (zmGDy)

They're a pane in the ass.
Posted by: dantesed at January 29, 2025 09:39 AM (Oy/m2)


Shutter down!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 29, 2025 09:45 AM (Q0kLU)

90 >>Do you remember Screaming Yellow Zonkers? They were good.

Oooh, yes! Tasty

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2025 09:45 AM (WbBbu)

91 They're a pane in the ass.

*
Golf clap.

I should have seen through it.

***
The concept is but putty in our hands.
- - -

*shutters*

We wuz merely casing the joint.

Posted by: Tren de Aragua at January 29, 2025 09:45 AM (w9Wax)

92 When your ex wife is at the door and you really don't want to talk to her.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2025 09:45 AM (aOqEy)

93 They're a pane in the ass.

*
Golf clap.

I should have seen through it.

***
The concept is but putty in our hands.
- - -


*shutters*
Posted by: Lizzy

These window puns are sill-advised.

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 09:45 AM (77rzZ)

94 Do you remember Screaming Yellow Zonkers? They were good.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2025 09:43 AM (Wg6v7)
*******
Don't remember those.
I actually have Crunch 'n Munch in my pantry.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2025 09:46 AM (NpAcC)

95 I've seen better paintings at thrift stores for $3. I'm serious.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 29, 2025 09:46 AM (paSBy)

96 Do you remember Screaming Yellow Zonkers? They were good.

Yes, they were. I also wish they'd bring back Uneeda biscuits, Zweiback cookies and Pilot crackers.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 29, 2025 09:46 AM (Q0kLU)

97 >>I did not know windows could paint.

>>They're a pane in the ass.

>>Shutter down!


Take a bow

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2025 09:47 AM (WbBbu)

98 95 I've seen better paintings at thrift stores for $3. I'm serious.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 29, 2025 09:46 AM (paSBy

I don't think you are.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2025 09:47 AM (aOqEy)

99
Screaming Blue Jesus > Screaming Yellow Zonkers

Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2025 09:47 AM (KAi1n)

100 100

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 29, 2025 09:47 AM (gbOdA)

101 101!

Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2025 09:48 AM (99eI0)

102 >>These window puns are sill-advised.

Oh no, jalousie!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2025 09:48 AM (WbBbu)

103 I've seen a lot of great paintings in these mid-morning art threads.

This ain't one of them.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at January 29, 2025 09:48 AM (Bbkzn)

104 So the object of Munchs art was to bring sadness and despair into peoples lives. Well done.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at January 29, 2025 09:48 AM (DNU6e)

105 Yes, they were. I also wish they'd bring back Uneeda biscuits, Zweiback cookies and Pilot crackers.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


Wasn't Amanda Hugginkiss the spokesperson for Uneeda Biscuits?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2025 09:48 AM (zmGDy)

106 Edvard Munch?

Apparently Munch a Bunch of Cheetoes. He's got orange powder all over his face!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 29, 2025 09:48 AM (L/fGl)

107 Well, that's cheery.

My wife buys Matdongsang snacks which are a sort of Korean egg and flour cheeto that is glazed in a light sugar coating and crushed peanuts.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2025 09:49 AM (D7oie)

108 Screaming Blue Jesus > Screaming Yellow Zonkers > The Reverend Blue Jeans

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 29, 2025 09:49 AM (Q0kLU)

109 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. This painting. It's curtains for sure.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2025 09:49 AM (W/lyH)

110 How long do we have to leave this hanging on the fridge before we can toss it?

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at January 29, 2025 09:49 AM (Bbkzn)

111 Poor guy died while the Nazis were still occupying his country.

You know who else died while Nazis were still occupying his country?

Posted by: Joachim von Ribbentrop at January 29, 2025 09:50 AM (+dH5E)

112 Munch
In winter...
the day after his dog died...
after receiving his pink slip...
constipated...
anticipating a two week mother-in-law visit...
having just written a check for his homeowner's insurance...

We've all been there, eh?

Posted by: muldoon at January 29, 2025 09:50 AM (991eG)

113 These window puns are sill-advised.
Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 09:45 AM (77rzZ)

Glazed and confused, man

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 29, 2025 09:50 AM (/6GbT)

114 "The Scream" was stolen twice and recovered twice. It was sold for $120,000,000 in 2012.

Posted by: Munch A Bunch at January 29, 2025 09:50 AM (G5+As)

115 And exactly where does this Dem judge get the authority to make executive level decisions on a national basis?

Well, get used to this, without a unified plan of attack to blunt Trump, the left is simply going to use the judiciary to stop him and grind to halt his agenda.

They did that last time, and it isn't going to work this time: Trump should just ignore that judge Because the SCOTUS has already said a district level judge does not have the power to issue nationwide injunctions.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 29, 2025 09:50 AM (Da7Vv)

116 Were Zweiback cookies called Two-Back in the original German?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2025 09:50 AM (J2vNu)

117 Munch
In winter...
the day after his dog died...
after receiving his pink slip...
constipated...
anticipating a two week mother-in-law visit...
having just written a check for his homeowner's insurance...

We've all been there, eh?
Posted by: muldoon at January 29, 2025 09:50 AM (991eG)


And he is out if eggs.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2025 09:50 AM (W/lyH)

118 It's curtains for sure.
Posted by: Diogenes


"Oh, Rocky, they're lovely!"
-- Mugsy

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 09:51 AM (77rzZ)

119 Two federal workers filed a lawsuit to stop the federal government's HR office from emailing all civilian federal staff at once, saying it violates privacy rules.
The Office of Personnel Management is testing a system to send emails to roughly 2.3 million federal employees from a single email address, according to the agency's website. The new feature would allow senior Trump administration officials to communicate directly with staff across the government, rather than relying on managers to distribute information.
The workers argue that the OPM must first review how this new system collects and stores personal information about government employees, according to the complaint filed in the US District Court for the District of Columbia.

Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2025 09:51 AM (RHGPo)

120 Looks like dump trucks are finally coming into NC to help cleanup.

Amazing just how Biden and his merry band of fuckers held back relief for 'red states'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2025 09:51 AM (aOqEy)

121
Indiana Police Refuse FOIA Request for Video Evidence in Shooting of January 6th Patriot by Sheriff’s Deputy

Posted by: rhennigantx

And that right there is all we need to know about the shooting without any regard to the dead J6er's life or background.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 29, 2025 09:51 AM (MsrgL)

122 >>Two federal workers filed a lawsuit to stop the federal government's HR office from emailing all civilian federal staff at once, saying it violates privacy rules.


This is INSANE.
They are saying the CEO can't directly communicate with his staff.

These people do not live in the real world.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2025 09:52 AM (WbBbu)

123 The workers argue that the OPM must first review how this new system collects and stores personal information about government employees, according to the complaint filed in the US District Court for the District of Columbia.
Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2025 09:51 AM (RHGPo)

They'll find out their lawsuit was deemed frivolous in a mass email from Trump.

Posted by: Roy at January 29, 2025 09:53 AM (z+ik4)

124 You can tell from the art style that Munch knew that life was supposed to be full of suffering, and enjoyment was bad because it leads to complacency and indolency.

Make that stern face and put more ever more responsibilities on your shoulders.

Posted by: XTC at January 29, 2025 09:53 AM (sm6Pk)

125 122 >>Two federal workers filed a lawsuit to stop the federal government's HR office from emailing all civilian federal staff at once, saying it violates privacy rules.


This is INSANE.
They are saying the CEO can't directly communicate with his staff.

These people do not live in the real world.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2025 09:52 AM (WbBbu)

=======

Fire them for wasting government resources and time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 29, 2025 09:53 AM (GBKbO)

126 69 Poor guy died while the Nazis were still occupying his country.

Further proof that the Nazis stole all the good art and shipped it back to Germany.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at January 29, 2025 09:53 AM (Bbkzn)

127 Tom Homan responds “[Joy Reid] is dumber than a box of rocks.”

-
Geez, dude. Tell me something I don't know.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 29, 2025 09:53 AM (L/fGl)

128 According to Wiki, Munch's art was banned in Nazi-occupied Europe.

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 09:54 AM (77rzZ)

129 101 101!
Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2025 09:48 AM (99eI0)

a silly millimeter longer

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 29, 2025 09:54 AM (gbOdA)

130 Why shouldn’t the window paint.

After all a picture tells a story.

More art. Visual and spoken word. Approximately 1,000 words pre inflation!

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 29, 2025 09:54 AM (kq/Qu)

131 The dude nominated for Best Actress says people not liking his terrible movie is the same thing that led to the Holocaust.

https://tinyurl.com/3df54yn5

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2025 09:55 AM (MGB5H)

132 So, the sniper is somewhere in the snowy forest, I guess.

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 09:55 AM (77rzZ)

133 The Paolo's windows are, how do you say, double hung!

Posted by: The Paolo at January 29, 2025 09:55 AM (991eG)

134 The window just said "you make a better door than me, buddy". He is not amused.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2025 09:56 AM (+iIV1)

135 125 122 >>Two federal workers filed a lawsuit to stop the federal government's HR office from emailing all civilian federal staff at once, saying it violates privacy rules.

How about we email just to you... You're fired !

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2025 09:56 AM (VE6XX)

136 108 Screaming Blue Jesus > Screaming Yellow Zonkers > The Reverend Blue Jeans
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 29, 2025 09:49 AM (Q0kLU)

Blue Jean Blues

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 29, 2025 09:56 AM (gbOdA)

137 I was always glad when someone had a teething baby so I could steal the Zweibacks.

Posted by: From about That Time at January 29, 2025 09:57 AM (4780s)

138 The dude nominated for Best Actress says people not liking his terrible movie is the same thing that led to the Holocaust.

https://tinyurl.com/3df54yn5
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2025 09:55 AM (MGB5H)

Hitler needs to React to this....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2025 09:57 AM (+iIV1)

139 They'll find out their lawsuit was deemed frivolous in a mass email from Trump.

Posted by: Roy at January 29, 2025 09:53 AM (z+ik4)

Make 'em pay the winner's legal costs....doubled.

Posted by: BignJames at January 29, 2025 09:57 AM (Yj6Os)

140 Anthony Mackie (Blacktain America) must have received a panicked call from the higher ups.

https://tinyurl.com/u8ttaktn

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2025 09:58 AM (MGB5H)

141 Talk about some resting bitch face. I'm so damn jealous of this joker!

Posted by: Queen Moochelle at January 29, 2025 09:58 AM (89Sog)

142 >>The new feature would allow senior Trump administration officials to communicate directly with staff across the government, rather than relying on managers to distribute information.


To the managers: "What is exactly that you do here?"

But really, this gives away the game: they shield lower level staffers from requests and updates from the current POTUS so that they can keep doing whatever they're doing instead of doing what the POTUS wants.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2025 09:58 AM (WbBbu)

143 Screaming Jay Hawkins > Screaming Blue Jesus > Screaming Yellow Zonkers

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 29, 2025 09:58 AM (Q0kLU)

144 101 101!
Posted by: NR Pax


Missed opportunity to claim 'sixth'.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 29, 2025 09:58 AM (MsrgL)

145 131 The dude nominated for Best Actress says people not liking his terrible movie is the same thing that led to the Holocaust.

https://tinyurl.com/3df54yn5
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2025 09:55 AM (MGB5H)

=========

13 nominations.

Nominations are chosen by the branch members, and then winners are voted on by the whole body of the Academy.

So, that means that the support for Emilia Perez is wide and deep within the Academy. It doesn't always mean that big nominees make big winners (The Irishman got 10 nominations and won nothing, for instance), but it seems to indicate to me that the massive influx of new, younger, more diverse members is making itself very known.

I suspect that the movie will win some but not many awards. Hopefully, for the dude in particular. The Oscars have always been a farce as public spectacle. We were on the right track through the 2010s when the Academy decided to be insular. Last year's Oppenheimer win seemed to indicate a desire to be relevant again. We'll see if it lasts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 29, 2025 09:59 AM (GBKbO)

146 After all a picture tells a story.
Posted by: Pete Bog

If painted in Norway under Nazi occupation it's brilliant.

Posted by: Auspex at January 29, 2025 09:59 AM (j4U/Z)

147 Zweiback cookies

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 29, 2025 09:46 AM (Q0kLU)


They have them at Wegmans, which has a surprisingly weird selection of foreign foods!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2025 09:59 AM (d9fT1)

148 Screaming Mimi >>> all other screaming people/things

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 10:00 AM (77rzZ)

149 Mom: "You keep making that face and it'll freeze like that".

Posted by: BignJames at January 29, 2025 10:01 AM (Yj6Os)

150 Here we go. RFK Jr. hearing getting underway

Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2025 10:01 AM (G0vdT)

151 And he is out if eggs.
Posted by: Diogenes

*********

And he had to dry shave with his wife's Lady Gillette razor.

Posted by: muldoon at January 29, 2025 10:01 AM (991eG)

152 The workers argue that the OPM must first review how this new system collects and stores personal information about government employees, according to the complaint filed in the US District Court for the District of Columbia.

Fire those employees: it is not in there job description to interpret how OPM regulations work. That is the job of the people at the OPM.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 29, 2025 10:01 AM (Da7Vv)

153 150 Here we go. RFK Jr. hearing getting underway
Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2025 10:01 AM (G0vdT)

Hard to understand RFK jr. when he speaks... Gonna be a long day

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2025 10:02 AM (VE6XX)

154 They have them at Wegmans, which has a surprisingly weird selection of foreign foods!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2025 09:59 AM (d9fT1)

Like French wine. Awful. Especially burgundy.

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 29, 2025 10:02 AM (kq/Qu)

155 Blue Jean Blues
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 29, 2025


***
Blue jean baby queen,
Prettiest girl I ever seen . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2025 10:02 AM (J2vNu)

156 Didn't know windows could paint - tho not very well

Posted by: frodokb at January 29, 2025 10:02 AM (GJIcO)

157 Seeing illegals get rides on C130s going home is heartening.

I hope that means there are helicopters available for the communists.

Posted by: blaster at January 29, 2025 10:02 AM (xhfG9)

158 Their sorry

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 29, 2025 10:02 AM (Da7Vv)

159 122 >>Two federal workers filed a lawsuit to stop the federal government's HR office from emailing all civilian federal staff at once, saying it violates privacy rules.


This is INSANE.
They are saying the CEO can't directly communicate with his staff.

---

Clearly, this is an effort to maintain ignorance of executive branch actions

Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2025 10:02 AM (RHGPo)

160 113 These window puns are sill-advised.
Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 09:45 AM (77rzZ)

Glazed and confused, man
Posted by: A dude in MI


Divided by the light.

Posted by: Wrapped up in a deuce at January 29, 2025 10:02 AM (dg+HA)

161
I suspect that the movie will win some but not many awards. Hopefully, for the dude in particular. The Oscars have always been a farce as public spectacle. We were on the right track through the 2010s when the Academy decided to be insular. Last year's Oppenheimer win seemed to indicate a desire to be relevant again. We'll see if it lasts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 29, 2025 09:59 AM (GBKbO)

I REALLY want the dude to win as it will be hilarious, but he has been nominated for every lead up award and hasn't won any, which is never a good indicator for the coming Oscar winner. Demi Moore is the current fav at -100 with Mickey Madison second at +100, the dude is +800.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2025 10:03 AM (MGB5H)

162 Mom: "You keep making that face and it'll freeze like that".
Posted by: BignJames at January 29, 2025


***
Munch's Mom, later: "Well. I guess a face *can* freeze that way."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2025 10:03 AM (J2vNu)

163 Looks calmer than I expected.

Posted by: Bud Norton at January 29, 2025 10:03 AM (6cOMd)

164 Orange Man Sad.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2025 10:03 AM (+QlJh)

165 Munch, Richard Belzer played him on Homicide and Law and Order

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2025 10:03 AM (6v8aM)

166 161 I REALLY want the dude to win as it will be hilarious, but he has been nominated for every lead up award and hasn't won any, which is never a good indicator for the coming Oscar winner. Demi Moore is the current fav at -100 with Mickey Madison second at +100, the dude is +800.
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2025 10:03 AM (MGB5H)

=======

This makes me realize:

Awards season has been going on for a while and I haven't paid attention at all.

Roger Corman focuses the mind, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 29, 2025 10:04 AM (GBKbO)

167 Who you gonna believe, Trump or Madonna?

Madonna@Madonna
It’s so sad to watch our new Government slowly dismantling all the Freedoms we have been fighting for and WON over the years.
Don’t give up the Fight!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 29, 2025 10:04 AM (L/fGl)

168 And his youngest son is practicing the oboe in the next room...

Posted by: muldoon at January 29, 2025 10:04 AM (991eG)

169 On the email server to all government.
It would not be that hard to if you have a list of the employees of an agency as well as the email name format to send emails to all.

JJ Sefton
jj.sefton@gov.gov
or
jsefton@gov.gov
or
jj_sefton

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 29, 2025 10:04 AM (gbOdA)

170 Like French wine. Awful. Especially burgundy.
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 29, 2025 10:02 AM

Whatever I can find...

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at January 29, 2025 10:04 AM (dg+HA)

171 > Screaming Yellow Zonkers
---------
Horrid attempt at popcorn.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2025 10:04 AM (Q4IgG)

172 167 Who you gonna believe, Trump or Madonna?

Madonna@Madonna
It’s so sad to watch our new Government slowly dismantling all the Freedoms we have been fighting for and WON over the years.
Don’t give up the Fight!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 29, 2025 10:04 AM (L/fGl)

======

Please list the freedoms lost so far.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 29, 2025 10:04 AM (GBKbO)

173 We're the acknowledged masters of creating mass hysteria. And it's not even in our job description!

Posted by: The FAA at January 29, 2025 10:04 AM (paSBy)

174 RFK JR hearing is live
https://youtu.be/FRYKk18i1Z4

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 29, 2025 10:04 AM (Q8Bj8)

175 I find it interesting a couple of Federal employees actually had the time to file a lawsuit. It's almost like someone went looking for faces to attach to the lawsuit.

Bold move, there, Cotton. Let's see how that works out.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 10:04 AM (tT6L1)

176 And RFK Jr.'s hearing is on.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2025 10:04 AM (NpAcC)

177 This makes me realize:

Awards season has been going on for a while and I haven't paid attention at all.

Roger Corman focuses the mind, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 29, 2025 10:04 AM (GBKbO)

I just recently read a recap article of the lead up awards, kinda forgot it was all going on til the Oscar noms came out.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2025 10:04 AM (MGB5H)

178 Zweiback cookies

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 29, 2025


***
World Market might have 'em. They have a lot of foreign stuff -- as you might expect, given the name.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2025 10:05 AM (J2vNu)

179 Indiana Police Refuse FOIA Request for Video Evidence in Shooting of January 6th Patriot by Sheriff’s Deputy

Your Honor, this request proves they have no evidence! We move for dismissal...

Posted by: Indiana's Finest at January 29, 2025 10:05 AM (QrkKu)

180 > On the email server to all government.
It would not be that hard to if you have a list of the employees of an agency as well as the email name format to send emails to all.
---------
OPM has every federal employee's email address. Since the day email was invented.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2025 10:05 AM (Q4IgG)

181 "Let me just make myself look Satanic..."

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2025 10:05 AM (KQk9m)

182 81 They're a pane in the ass.
Posted by: dantesed
*
Golf clap.

I should have seen through it.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2025

***
The concept is but putty in our hands.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2025

***
But my eyes are glazing over. . .


I love Jan Brady

Posted by: George Glass at January 29, 2025 10:06 AM (HcoTw)

183 The workers argue that the OPM must first review how this new system collects and stores personal information about government employees, according to the complaint filed in the US District Court for the District of Columbia.

Leftists will use anything at hand as a cudgel. I have a lefty friend who was upset during Trump I that the voting integrity unit was collecting information about voters that included social security numbers. I said, well, it is the Federal government. They GAVE you your SSN, they probably know what it is.

He stopped to think about that. Well, how do I know they are storing it securely....

Posted by: blaster at January 29, 2025 10:06 AM (xhfG9)

184 World Market might have 'em. They have a lot of foreign stuff -- as you might expect, given the name.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

World Market's a fun place. We've gotten some whacky Christmas ornaments there.

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 10:06 AM (77rzZ)

185 Lost my appetite for munchies.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2025 10:06 AM (UdjrG)

186 Munch, Richard Belzer played him on Homicide and Law and Order
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2025


***
That was it. Did they ever reveal Det. Munch's first name?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2025 10:06 AM (J2vNu)

187 The Jayhawks > Screaming Jay Hawkins > Screaming Blue Jesus > Screaming Yellow Zonkers


"So blue!"

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2025 10:06 AM (WbBbu)

188 183 Leftists will use anything at hand as a cudgel. I have a lefty friend who was upset during Trump I that the voting integrity unit was collecting information about voters that included social security numbers. I said, well, it is the Federal government. They GAVE you your SSN, they probably know what it is.

He stopped to think about that. Well, how do I know they are storing it securely....
Posted by: blaster at January 29, 2025 10:06 AM (xhfG9)

=======

Bet he has no memory of the OPM hack under Obama.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 29, 2025 10:06 AM (GBKbO)

189 Madonna is worth the upwards of $800 million dollars. She needs to shut her pie hole, that is, if that's still possible, what with all the surgery she's had.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 10:06 AM (tT6L1)

190 The Van Gogh is strong in this Jedi.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 29, 2025 10:06 AM (Q8Bj8)

191 Orange Man Sad.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

*******

Heh!

Posted by: muldoon at January 29, 2025 10:07 AM (991eG)

192 World Market might have 'em. They have a lot of foreign stuff -- as you might expect, given the name.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
World Market's a fun place. We've gotten some whacky Christmas ornaments there.
Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025


***
I loved their snack and food section -- Icelandic chocolate, for instance, and all sorts of chips.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2025 10:07 AM (J2vNu)

193 Sthufferin Sthucatash!

Posted by: Senator Ron Wyden at January 29, 2025 10:07 AM (YIxO9)

194 Munch, Richard Belzer played him on Homicide and Law and Order
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2025

***
That was it. Did they ever reveal Det. Munch's first name?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2025 10:06 AM (J2vNu)

John

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2025 10:07 AM (MGB5H)

195 Revised title:
Who Farted?

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 29, 2025 10:07 AM (jQ+5q)

196 Zweiback cookies

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 29, 2025

***
World Market might have 'em. They have a lot of foreign stuff -- as you might expect, given the name.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius



World Market doesn't. Amazon does.

Brandt brand. Imported from Germany.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2025 10:07 AM (zmGDy)

197 143 Screaming Jay Hawkins > Screaming Blue Jesus > Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Posted by: Mary Poppins'


I'm sitting right here.

Posted by: Screamin' A. Smith at January 29, 2025 10:07 AM (dg+HA)

198 Madonna@Madonna
It’s so sad to watch our new Government slowly dismantling all the Freedoms we have been fighting for and WON over the years.
Don’t give up the Fight!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 29, 2025 10:04 AM


Which ones, exactly?

Be specific.

I'll wait.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2025 10:08 AM (+QlJh)

199 The workers argue that the OPM must first review how this new system collects and stores personal information

Weren't OPM the ones who gave all our data to the Chinese under Obama?

Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2025 10:08 AM (NCclz)

200 113 These window puns are sill-advised.
Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 09:45 AM (77rzZ)

Glazed and confused, man
Posted by: A dude in MI


Divided by the light.
Posted by: Wrapped up in a deuce at January 29, 2025 10:02 AM (dg+HA)
-

I would frame it differently.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2025 10:08 AM (UdjrG)

201 >>OPM has every federal employee's email address. Since the day email was invented.

So does CHYNA.

This is the behavior of union employees who are grasping at anything to save their phony-baloney goodtime banana jobs!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2025 10:08 AM (WbBbu)

202 Revised revised title:

It Wasn't Me.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 29, 2025 10:08 AM (jQ+5q)

203 Awards season has been going on for a while and I haven't paid attention at all.
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I've very deliberately avoided all publicity about Oscars for many years. They're utterly meaningless.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 29, 2025 10:08 AM (paSBy)

204 I should have known how fucked up this guy was.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2025 10:08 AM (hfo2g)

205 Madonna@Madonna
It’s so sad to watch our new Government slowly dismantling all the Freedoms we have been fighting for and WON over the years.


I have to admit, she looks pretty good for 250 years old.

Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2025 10:09 AM (AGNk7)

206 The freedom to get your dick cut off at government expense in the Army for one!
Madonna

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2025 10:09 AM (KQk9m)

207
Please list the freedoms lost so far.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 29, 2025 10:04 AM (GBKbO)

Freedom to illegally enter the Country
Freedom to castrate your children
Freedom to go after your opponents with lawfare

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2025 10:09 AM (VE6XX)

208 What do you people want? Self-portraits of artists smiling broadly like lady realtors on a billboard? Life is grim, hard, painful, then you get old and die-if you're lucky.

Posted by: The King Of Comedy at January 29, 2025 10:09 AM (G5+As)

209 203 Awards season has been going on for a while and I haven't paid attention at all.
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I've very deliberately avoided all publicity about Oscars for many years. They're utterly meaningless.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 29, 2025 10:08 AM (paSBy)

=======

It's an industry awards show.

I care as much about the Oscars as I do the annual awards for the American Society for Quality.

Still, the Oscars hit the news. ASQ doesn't.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 29, 2025 10:09 AM (GBKbO)

210 Detective John Munch. I don't think Columbo had a first name

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2025 10:09 AM (6v8aM)

211 Sen Kaine to gov workers: DON'T TAKE THE PAYOUT - IT's a SETUP. "The President has no authority to make that offer. There's no budget line item to pay people who are not showing up for work...If you accept that offer and resign, he'll stiff you..."

He has a history of stiffing his vendors and workers...So fed employees?? probably.

how ruthless would it be of all fed employees to reply 'yes to all' to his stupid email, and then not show up to work monday? Basically a 'paid' general strike like that, and that dumb fucker would be impeached in less than 60 days. Talk about rope to hang yourself with lol...

My first thought: He will say that the people who took the offer are disloyal, fire them, and have them fight for severance. Ask (former) Twitter employees how Musk treated them.

The whole thing is BS, but no additional money has to be allocated; IF it’s real, people who accept would be placed on paid admin leave, which comes out of the money allocated for civilian pay. The savings would come in FY26 when those positions are eliminated .

This will go down as a major embarrassment for Trump.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 29, 2025 10:09 AM (CeqJH)

212 >>Madonna@Madonna
It’s so sad to watch our new Government slowly dismantling all the Freedoms we have been fighting for and WON over the years.


Slowly?
You wish

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2025 10:10 AM (WbBbu)

213 200 113 These window puns are sill-advised.
Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 09:45 AM (77rzZ)

Glazed and confused, man
Posted by: A dude in MI


Divided by the light.
Posted by: Wrapped up in a deuce at January 29, 2025 10:02 AM (dg+HA)
-

I would frame it differently.


They are a pane in the ass

Posted by: Taggart at January 29, 2025 10:10 AM (HcoTw)

214 Please list the freedoms lost so far.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

The freedom from fearing that your pet is is going to BBQ.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 29, 2025 10:10 AM (Q8Bj8)

215 I've very deliberately avoided all publicity about Oscars for many years. They're utterly meaningless.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

And yet, TCM still devotes a whole month to them, to the exclusion of everything else. Now the wife and I gotta wait until March for Noir Alley to come back.

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 10:10 AM (77rzZ)

216 The people on DU....they aren't very bright are they?

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2025 10:11 AM (KQk9m)

217 This will go down as a major embarrassment for Trump.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 29, 2025 10:09 AM (CeqJH)

Just keep telling yourselves that....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2025 10:11 AM (VE6XX)

218
This will go down as a major embarrassment for Trump.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 29, 2025 10:09 AM (CeqJH)
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I don't care, Margaret.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 10:11 AM (tT6L1)

219 211 how ruthless would it be of all fed employees to reply 'yes to all' to his stupid email, and then not show up to work monday? Basically a 'paid' general strike like that, and that dumb fucker would be impeached in less than 60 days. Talk about rope to hang yourself with lol...

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 29, 2025 10:09 AM (CeqJH)

========

So, the Trump administration is trying to lessen the size of government. The Trump administration is trying to get people to quit.

And the idea this guy has is to go on strike, probably illegally.

Oh, please do it. Please.

I love how fed worker bees think that the country will simply collapse into the sea without the entire fed workforce constantly ballooning in size.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 29, 2025 10:11 AM (GBKbO)

220 Madonna@Madonna
It’s so sad to watch our new Government slowly dismantling all the Freedoms we have been fighting for and WON over the years.


***
Yeah, ever since you threw the first snowball at British soldiers in Boston and that Crispus guy took a bullet, huh?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2025 10:11 AM (J2vNu)

221 Madonna hasn't even list the freedom as an adult to have an addadicktome. Children have and good

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2025 10:11 AM (6v8aM)

222 Universe expanding faster than physics can explain — New evidence deepens cosmic ‘crisis’

.. I suppose they will propose a "cosmic tax" to abate the effects of a "faster than physics universe expansion"

Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2025 10:12 AM (RHGPo)

223 Has Eddie Muller ever introduced a movie without talking about the "red scare" and "blacklisting"?

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2025 10:12 AM (KQk9m)

224 What about Profacci? Did he have a first name?

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 10:12 AM (77rzZ)

225 211 This will go down as a major embarrassment for Trump.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 29, 2025 10:09 AM (CeqJH)

=======

From people who think Biden was a great president, Kamala was a great speaker, and Obama was this thrilling leader.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 29, 2025 10:12 AM (GBKbO)

226 I don't think Columbo had a first name
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Columbophile Blog: Columbo’s first name was a closely guarded secret throughout the series’ 35-year lifespan. Indeed, whenever he was asked by a guest star killer if he had a first name, Columbo would inevitably reply: ‘Lieutenant.’

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 29, 2025 10:12 AM (Q8Bj8)

227 I hope there are political speeches at the Oscars.

"It's never been a scarier time to be a sodomite!"

-- random assclown with HIV who's vaccinated against monkeypox (like normal people do) and plans on braving the danger by letting 14 guys paint his face at an afterafterparty

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 29, 2025 10:12 AM (xzkgE)

228 Grim milestones of the Trump administration.

https://is.gd/f6t57J

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 29, 2025 10:12 AM (L/fGl)

229 >>Sen Kaine to gov workers: DON'T TAKE THE PAYOUT - IT's a SETUP. "The President has no authority to make that offer. There's no budget line item to pay people who are not showing up for work...If you accept that offer and resign, he'll stiff you...


Door #1: Resign and get 8 mos pay as severance

Door #2: Decline and get laid off next month by the DOGE team

And the president has no authority? Who runs the Executive branch?
As far as budget, we just pulled out of WHO, so we have the dough.

LOLGF

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2025 10:12 AM (WbBbu)

230 Sad. The artist is confronting death, again. (1940)

Taylor and Francis online: Edvard Munch: the collision of art and mental disorder, Published 09 September 2020

Wouldn't hang but would view his full body of work in a gallery.

Thanks.


Posted by: L - It's a good day? at January 29, 2025 10:13 AM (NFX2v)

231 Has Eddie Muller ever introduced a movie without talking about the "red scare" and "blacklisting"?
Posted by: steevy

Yes.

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 10:13 AM (77rzZ)

232 >>I have to admit, she looks pretty good for 250 years old.

I actually look 250 years old.

Posted by: Caroline Kennedy at January 29, 2025 10:13 AM (Y1sOo)

233 170 Like French wine. Awful. Especially burgundy.
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 29, 2025 10:02 AM
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Huh? Carlo Rossi Burgundy is the best jug wine.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2025 10:13 AM (Wg6v7)

234 FEMA

Funneling Emergency Money to Aliens

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2025 10:13 AM (zmGDy)

235 Thought bubble: "I can't believe I ate the whole thing..."

Posted by: muldoon at January 29, 2025 10:13 AM (991eG)

236 I was looking at the date, 1/29, and was thinking, "is this . . . Is this Leap Year? It can't be, 2025 is not divisible by 4 . . ."

MOAR COFFEE!

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2025 10:13 AM (D7oie)

237 I guess every rule has an exception. At least during Oscar month they show the actual deserving Oscar winners of the past.

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2025 10:14 AM (KQk9m)

238 Pudinhead, yes on the Carlo Rossi!

Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2025 10:14 AM (FHoaH)

239 Madonna is courageously fighting for her constitutional right to go on looking like a stretched, surgically altered chicken. Courage!, as Dan Rather would scream into his toilet to an audience of turds.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 29, 2025 10:15 AM (xzkgE)

240 I guess every rule has an exception. At least during Oscar month they show the actual deserving Oscar winners of the past.
Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2025 10:14 AM (KQk9m)

So Shakespeare in Love and The English Patient on a continuous loop?

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2025 10:15 AM (MGB5H)

241 I actually look 250 years old.
Posted by: Caroline Kennedy at January 29, 2025 10:13 AM (Y1sOo)
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Don't flatter yourself.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 10:15 AM (tT6L1)

242 > Weren't OPM the ones who gave all our data to the Chinese under Obama?
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OPM holds data on current and former civil servants, federal employees. All of them.

The Social Security Administration holds data on everyone with a SSN.

Both have been breached by foreign entities.

So has a non-governmental entity that housed personal information on every American... Name(s), SSN, DoB, address(es) etc.

National Public Data: In April 2024, it was revealed that a historical data breach occurred, hackers gaining access to billions of individual’s Social Security numbers, among other personal data.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2025 10:15 AM (Q4IgG)

243 240 So Shakespeare in Love and The English Patient on a continuous loop?
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2025 10:15 AM (MGB5H)

=======

Shakespeare in Love is a delightful romp through Elizabethan England!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 29, 2025 10:15 AM (GBKbO)

244 I agree with the guy in the painting. All this winter weather gets me down.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 29, 2025 10:15 AM (Hw6WF)

245 220 Madonna@Madonna
It’s so sad to watch our new Government slowly dismantling all the Freedoms we have been fighting for and WON over the years.
---------------
Other than the freedom to enslave what did you lose?

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2025 10:15 AM (Wg6v7)

246 This year the no inees are all hilarious attemots at a "fuck you!" to Trump. 13 nominations for that awful tranny movie even the critics panned. 10 each for two other anti American pieces of trash.

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2025 10:16 AM (KQk9m)

247 Bold move, there, Cotton. Let's see how that works out.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 10:04 AM (tT6L1)


They'll win. It'll be appealed. They'll win the appeal. It'll be appealed en banc. They'll win the second appeal. It'll be appealed to SCOTUS. Assuming SCOTUS can be bothered to do their job, they'll finally lose. Assuming Trump abides by the, almost certain, restraining order, the policy will be delayed years and hundreds of thousands of dollars shall be wasted.

When the administration loses, they should announce that all employees will now assemble at 0600 in the parking lot and, after the roll is taken, any official communications from the President shall be read. The workday starts at 0900.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2025 10:16 AM (ExV1e)

248 Shakespeare in Love is a delightful romp through Elizabethan England!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 29, 2025 10:15 AM (GBKbO)

I just threw up in my mouth.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2025 10:16 AM (MGB5H)

249 Sen Kaine to gov workers: DON'T TAKE THE PAYOUT - IT's a SETUP.

It's a test- if you take the payout, you may have the gumption we want to keep. You ticks who burrow in deeper... ¡afuera!

Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2025 10:16 AM (AGNk7)

250 Pudinhead, yes on the Carlo Rossi!
Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2025 10:14 AM (FHoaH)
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Morning, Ben!

My parents, way back in the day, were fond of Gallo's "Hearty Burgundy."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 10:16 AM (tT6L1)

251 238 Pudinhead, yes on the Carlo Rossi!
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Finally, a man of discernment. Bravo!

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2025 10:17 AM (Wg6v7)

252 240 By that time the Oscars had already turned to shit yeah though deserving movies still won at times

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2025 10:17 AM (KQk9m)

253 "...as Dan Rather would scream into his toilet to an audience of turds."

I worked that club once.

Posted by: Norm MacDonald at January 29, 2025 10:17 AM (dg+HA)

254 Is it just me? It seems that the Left operates from the position that Democrat presidents have presidential power without limit and that President Trump has exactly zero presidential power.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 29, 2025 10:17 AM (Q8Bj8)

255 My parents, way back in the day, were fond of Gallo's "Hearty Burgundy."
Posted by: blake

For some reason, despite our not being Jewish, my folks had a thing for Mogen David.

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 10:17 AM (77rzZ)

256 That is one unhappy man standing by the window...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 29, 2025 10:18 AM (7fElN)

257 Madonna@Madonna
It’s so sad to watch our new Government slowly dismantling all the Freedoms we have been fighting for and WON over the years.
Don’t give up the Fight!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 29, 2025 10:04 AM (L/fGl)
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LOL!

https://tinyurl.com/pr95mt7a

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2025 10:18 AM (uHi2H)

258 Hi, Ben Had.

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 10:18 AM (77rzZ)

259 Is it just me? It seems that the Left operates from the position that Democrat presidents have presidential power without limit and that President Trump has exactly zero presidential power.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 29, 2025 10:17 AM (Q8Bj

It's in the "Trump is a doo-doo-head clause of the Constitution".

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2025 10:18 AM (MGB5H)

260 blake, Good morning, dear. Carlo Rossi at 12 bucks a gallon is the best bargain around

Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2025 10:18 AM (FHoaH)

261 Yes, only the left has power. They think and they have reason to believe it...

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2025 10:18 AM (KQk9m)

262 My parents, way back in the day, were fond of Gallo's "Hearty Burgundy."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 10:16 AM (tT6L1)

In these parts it was known as Dago red.. There were lots Italians here

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2025 10:18 AM (VE6XX)

263 168 And his youngest son is practicing the oboe in the next room...
Posted by: muldoon

Might be the best instrument to get your teen to take up. Oboe players spend more time looking for a good reed than actually playing.

Posted by: Don't Buy Your Kid A Drum Set at January 29, 2025 10:19 AM (G5+As)

264 I don't think Columbo had a first name
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Columbophile Blog: Columbo’s first name was a closely guarded secret throughout the series’ 35-year lifespan. Indeed, whenever he was asked by a guest star killer if he had a first name, Columbo would inevitably reply: ‘Lieutenant.’
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram


From IMDb:
Columbo's first name is never mentioned.
However, one episode briefly showed his badge, listing his full name as Frank Columbo.
A Canadian trivia game once claimed his first name was Phillip (although this was a deliberate and successful copyright trap).
Series co-creator William Link has said that as far as he is concerned,neither one is correct, and Columbo has no first name besides "Lieutenant".

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2025 10:19 AM (zmGDy)

265 Shakespeare in Love is a delightful romp through Elizabethan England!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 29, 2025


***
Miss Linda got it from the library some years ago. But by mistake she got the "vision-impaired" version, in which every action taken by the characters is narrated in voice-over. After ten minutes of that, we gave up.

However! I do have a regular version lent to me by a former colleague who is an early Renaissance scholar, and liked teh film quite a bit. Maybe we'll watch it this weekend.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2025 10:19 AM (J2vNu)

266 In these parts it was known as Dago red.. There were lots Italians here
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Have you heard about the Italian Tire?

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2025 10:20 AM (Wg6v7)

267 Bulg, good morning. Hope you are well.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2025 10:20 AM (FHoaH)

268 Carlo Rossi at 12 bucks a gallon is the best bargain around

Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2025 10:18 AM (FHoaH)

*perks up*

Posted by: Hillary and Kamala at January 29, 2025 10:20 AM (MZsCp)

269 Megyn Kelly is sitting to the left of RFK Jr. on the screen.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2025 10:20 AM (NpAcC)

270 I don't think they ever named Mrs Columbo either

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2025 10:20 AM (KQk9m)

271 Columbophile Blog: Columbo’s first name was a closely guarded secret throughout the series’ 35-year lifespan. Indeed, whenever he was asked by a guest star killer if he had a first name, Columbo would inevitably reply: ‘Lieutenant.’
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 29, 2025 10:12 AM (Q8Bj


Rather like Penny's last name on BBT.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2025 10:20 AM (ExV1e)

272
In these parts it was known as Dago red.. There were lots Italians here
Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2025 10:18 AM (VE6XX)

That reminds me of an Ex-GF of mine's mom who told us "stop calling them wife beater tees, it's offensive". We asked what she called them. "Dago Tees". We allllll had a good laugh.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2025 10:20 AM (MGB5H)

273 Alternative thought bubble:

"Oh Happy Day!"

Posted by: muldoon at January 29, 2025 10:20 AM (991eG)

274 -----------------
Have you heard about the Italian Tire?
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2025 10:20 AM (Wg6v7


No

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2025 10:20 AM (VE6XX)

275 I think I read once that they originally wanted Bing Crosby to play Columbo.

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 10:21 AM (77rzZ)

276 Have you heard about the Italian Tire?

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2025 10:20 AM (Wg6v7)

When it goes flat?

Posted by: BignJames at January 29, 2025 10:21 AM (Yj6Os)

277 My parents, way back in the day, were fond of Gallo's "Hearty Burgundy."
Posted by: blake


***
In my drinking days, I liked it. It had a screw cap. None of that messing around with corks and corkscrews.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2025 10:21 AM (J2vNu)

278 Really, it's not like Hollywood has anything better to do than fellate a tranny. The movie with buzz that people keep gushing over is a fairly mundane (by contemporary standards) horror movie with an ending so like a GWAR concert it's almost IP theft. And there are other movies that already plowed the Hollywood Has Toxic Values Especially For Women better (The Neon Demon, Starry Eyes).

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 29, 2025 10:21 AM (xzkgE)

279 But where will we get our condoms?

Posted by: Horny guys in Gaza at January 29, 2025 10:22 AM (dg+HA)

280 blake, Good morning, dear. Carlo Rossi at 12 bucks a gallon is the best bargain around
Posted by: Ben Had


Gallon of grape juice and a half pint of Everclear.

Voila!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2025 10:22 AM (zmGDy)

281 269 Megyn Kelly is sitting to the left of RFK Jr. on the screen.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2025 10:20 AM (NpAcC)

Nice ploy.. She'll be a good distraction...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2025 10:22 AM (VE6XX)

282 It looks cold snd snowy outside, but like his head is aflame inside.

Isn’t this the story of… me, every winter I lived in Michigan, actually.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 29, 2025 10:22 AM (EXyHK)

283 Bulg, good morning. Hope you are well.
Posted by: Ben Had

I have a job interview this afternoon, so this day is better than most.

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 10:22 AM (77rzZ)

284 I miss my childhood days. Back then if some guy pissed you off, you could TP his house and throw eggs at him.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2025 10:22 AM (W/lyH)

285 Have you heard about the Italian Tire?

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2025 10:20 AM (Wg6v7)

When it goes flat?
Posted by: BignJames


Dago wop wop wop.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2025 10:22 AM (zmGDy)

286 274 -----------------
Have you heard about the Italian Tire?
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2025 10:20 AM (Wg6v7
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No
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Dago through rain. Dago through snow. When Dago flat, Dago Wop, Wop, Wop.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2025 10:23 AM (Wg6v7)

287 Jim Acosta now has unlimited time to get involved with his HOA.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 29, 2025 10:23 AM (Q8Bj8)

288 ---------
Dago through rain. Dago through snow. When Dago flat, Dago Wop, Wop, Wop.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2025 10:23 AM (Wg6v7)

LOL.. Got me

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2025 10:23 AM (VE6XX)

289 In my drinking days, I liked it. It had a screw cap. None of that messing around with corks and corkscrews.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2025 10:21 AM (J2vNu)
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I think Hearty Burgundy served as the gateway wine to my parents becoming wine snobs.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 10:23 AM (tT6L1)

290 28 Can't throw eggs now they are a buck apiece!

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2025 10:23 AM (KQk9m)

291 > In these parts it was known as Dago red.. There were lots Italians here
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Lambrusco

Also the name of a street around here.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2025 10:23 AM (Q4IgG)

292 oh the nutballs are screaming in the Bobby Jr hearing already.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2025 10:23 AM (MGB5H)

293 Gallon of grape juice and a half pint of Everclear.

Voila!
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Just use Kool-Aid.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2025 10:23 AM (Wg6v7)

294 I finally came up with something positive to say about this painting...

If we ever rebuild insane asylums, particularly for trannies, this would be perfect for them... every room.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2025 10:24 AM (ExV1e)

295 I think I read once that they originally wanted Bing Crosby to play Columbo.
Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025


***
I think that was in the planning stages for the 1960s TV-movie Prescription: Murder, in which Gene Barry plays a doctor who murders his wife and disguises his girlfriend (Katherine Justice) as his wife to give him an alibi. No idea why the producers couldn't get Crosby; he'd have been an interesting choice.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2025 10:24 AM (J2vNu)

296 “Starmer finally got his much-anticipated call with Trump, after the President praised him for doing a “very good job”.

The irony wasn’t lost on pundits, given Starmer once claimed a Trump endorsement was more of a curse than a blessing. “

Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2025 10:24 AM (RHGPo)

297 RFK is hard to listen to.

Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2025 10:24 AM (G0vdT)

298 He's ba-ack! Acosta starts his new career as he ended his last, with a lie.

https://is.gd/FedJwy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 29, 2025 10:24 AM (L/fGl)

299 >This is INSANE.
They are saying the CEO can't directly communicate with his staff.
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they want to be able to claim 'what email?'

plausible deniability

Posted by: Don Black at January 29, 2025 10:24 AM (AOsQT)

300 In these parts it was known as Dago red.. There were lots Italians here
Posted by: It's me donna

I knew an Italian brick mason from Arthur Avenue in the Bronx who kept a fresh half-gallon of the stuff in his truck every day. It was always empty by 4PM. He never seemed drunk and was a very skilled person.

Posted by: Ernest & Julio at January 29, 2025 10:24 AM (G5+As)

301 No idea why the producers couldn't get Crosby
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Probably he wanted too much money.

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 10:25 AM (77rzZ)

302 He's ba-ack! Acosta starts his new career as he ended his last, with a lie.

https://is.gd/FedJwy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex

----------------

Unexpectedly!

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 29, 2025 10:25 AM (JQbIb)

303 I think I read once that they originally wanted Bing Crosby to play Columbo.

“One more thing…”

“That was a great game of golf, fellers.”

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 29, 2025 10:26 AM (EXyHK)

304 pretty rough. i'm not impressed.

Posted by: cmeat at January 29, 2025 10:26 AM (6+aIJ)

305 Iirc Columbo was played by another actor once...to the IMDB machine!

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2025 10:26 AM (KQk9m)

306 RFK is hard to listen to.
Posted by: WisRich


I find him easier at 2x. The warbling happens faster and sounds more like a growl.

Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2025 10:27 AM (hKf3k)

307 eh, Peter Faulk's greatest role is still reading "The Princess Bride" to his grandson.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 10:27 AM (tT6L1)

308 RFK jr will probably make it.. I'm more concerned with Tulsi....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2025 10:27 AM (VE6XX)

309 Dago through rain. Dago through snow. When Dago flat, Dago Wop, Wop, Wop.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2025 10:23 AM (Wg6v7)

LOL.. Got me
Posted by: It's me donna

You will love this one then. Why are Italians like helicopters? The big prop goes wop, wop, wop and the little prop goes gini, gini, gini. Bada boom, bada bing. Rim shot.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 29, 2025 10:28 AM (Q8Bj8)

310 For some reason, despite our not being Jewish, my folks had a thing for Mogen David.
Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 10:17 AM (77rzZ)


It is hard to make a wine like that without a certain amount of pride and care for the final product.

Now, on the other hand, dad once got a half case of Algerian wine, and I must say that buying wine made by Muslims is not the best use of one's spare change.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2025 10:28 AM (D7oie)

311 No idea why the producers couldn't get Crosby

Busy drinking.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 29, 2025 10:28 AM (ULVXj)

312 This makes me realize:

Awards season has been going on for a while and I haven't paid attention at all.

Roger Corman focuses the mind, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 29, 2025 10:04 AM (GBKbO)

-----------

Do you ever watch any Dark Corners Reviews on YouTube?

That guy loves Corman and has a whole retrospective on his career.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 29, 2025 10:28 AM (Vh9CX)

313 James Caan and Sean Connery had one thing in common. They both turned down a shit-ton of box office winning roles in their careers.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2025 10:29 AM (Wg6v7)

314 Pfizer To Pay $60 Million In False Claims Settlement Over Drug Kickbacks, DOJ Announces

The Department of Justice made the announcement, while Pfizer said it related to alleged misconduct before it purchased a subsidiary.

.. back in the 80's my company merged with another and we inherited a bunch of project planning binders, that had a section for kickbacks and bribes.

Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2025 10:29 AM (RHGPo)

315 Nope apparently after Bing declined it was only Peter Falk

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2025 10:29 AM (KQk9m)

316 Zweiback cookies

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 29, 2025 09:46 AM (Q0kLU)

They have them at Wegmans, which has a surprisingly weird selection of foreign foods!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2025 09:59 AM (d9fT1)


Thanks, CBD. They're not the Nabisco ones I remember as a child (the company stopped making them a year ago), but I'll give them a try. The closest Wegman's to me is in Burlington, but I'll be in that area tomorrow, so will check it out.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 29, 2025 10:30 AM (Q0kLU)

317 James Caan and Sean Connery had one thing in common. They both turned down a shit-ton of box office winning roles in their careers.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2025 10:29 AM (Wg6v7)

But Connery did star in Zardoz, so he has that going for him.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2025 10:30 AM (MGB5H)

318 Would not paint on the side of my Free Candy van.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2025 10:30 AM (aD39U)

319 In my drinking days, I liked it. It had a screw cap. None of that messing around with corks and corkscrews.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2025 10:21 AM (J2vNu)


Gallo buys wine from all over to add to the blend. They send tankers up to Oregon to buy here, at least they did when I was working with some wineries, way back when.
It is pretty predictable.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2025 10:30 AM (D7oie)

320
But Connery did star in Zardoz, so he has that going for him.
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2025 10:30 AM (MGB5H)

And Elf

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2025 10:30 AM (VE6XX)

321 My favorite RFJ Jr. comment occurred during an interview about his chances of winning the Democrat nomination was, paraphrased, "I have so many skeletons in my closet; if they could vote I would be elected king of the universe."

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 29, 2025 10:30 AM (Q8Bj8)

322 Carlo Rossi at 12 bucks a gallon is the best bargain around

Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2025 10:18 AM (FHoaH)

Heh... I used to drink that when I was a yoot! A couple of pounds of spaghetti, some ground beef, a few cans of tomatoes, and a big bottle of Carlo was dinner!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2025 10:31 AM (d9fT1)

323 No idea why the producers couldn't get Crosby; he'd have been an interesting choice.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

It always irked Bob Hope that Bing won a real Oscar and was nominated two other times. Also that Bing was always a slightly better golfer than him.

Posted by: Road To Utopia at January 29, 2025 10:31 AM (G5+As)

324 But Connery did star in Zardoz, so he has that going for him.
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2025 10:30 AM (MGB5H)

And Elf
Posted by: It's me donna

Darby O'Gill and the Little People.

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 10:31 AM (77rzZ)

325 320
But Connery did star in Zardoz, so he has that going for him.
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2025 10:30 AM (MGB5H)

And Elf
Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2025 10:30 AM (VE6XX)

Should of included James Caan in Elf

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2025 10:31 AM (VE6XX)

326 Munch was One Weird Dude, even for a Scandi.

Surprised the shit out of me when I learned he'd died of natural causes at the age of 80. He has "Nordic suicide" written all over him.

Posted by: Richard Pryor as Mudbone at January 29, 2025 10:31 AM (W5ArC)

327 But Connery did star in Zardoz, so he has that going for him. Posted by: BruceWayne

And the world is a better place for him doing that.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 29, 2025 10:32 AM (Q8Bj8)

328 Zardoz ... still the best Halloween costume out there.

Posted by: Senator Ron Wyden at January 29, 2025 10:32 AM (YIxO9)

329 This picture is nothing to scream about.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 29, 2025 10:32 AM (mq091)

330 Heh... I used to drink that when I was a yoot! A couple of pounds of spaghetti, some ground beef, a few cans of tomatoes, and a big bottle of Carlo was dinner!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2025 10:31 AM (d9fT1)


The Food thread cringes....

Posted by: blaster at January 29, 2025 10:32 AM (xhfG9)

331 Connery did some interesting work after leaving the Bond films.

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2025 10:33 AM (KQk9m)

332 Gallo buys wine from all over to add to the blend. They send tankers up to Oregon to buy here, at least they did when I was working with some wineries, way back when.
It is pretty predictable.
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They're blends are remarkable for their stability. I've got a jug on the counter and it stays tasty for a good long time after being opened.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2025 10:33 AM (Wg6v7)

333 Wyden is such a shrieking lisper. He's yelling like ol' Joe Biden.

Posted by: lizabth at January 29, 2025 10:33 AM (Jfw7U)

334 OMG. Joe Biden has taken over Ron Wyden's body. Proof: the weird, over the top, screaming and yelling.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 29, 2025 10:33 AM (Q8Bj8)

335 Now that I think about it, what likely strikes fear in them is that any old staffers can communicate directly with Trump.


They can resign without interference.
They can report on their boss’ conduct, organizing, waste, fraud, corruption and more! Bet that scares them sh$tless!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2025 10:33 AM (7+3Wz)

336 But where will we get our condoms?

Posted by: Horny guys in Gaza at January 29, 2025 10:22 AM (dg+HA)
-

Also, no more tampons in the Gazan boys room.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2025 10:33 AM (uHi2H)

337 Heh... I used to drink that when I was a yoot! A couple of pounds of spaghetti, some ground beef, a few cans of tomatoes, and a big bottle of Carlo was dinner!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2025 10:31 AM (d9fT1)

Hope you put carrots in that spaghetti.

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 10:33 AM (77rzZ)

338 Ron Wyden is going after Bobby like he was a Tweety Bird.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 29, 2025 10:34 AM (YIxO9)

339 Jay and the Americans >The Jayhawks > Screaming Jay Hawkins > Screaming Blue Jesus > Screaming Yellow Zonkers

"Only in America!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 29, 2025 10:34 AM (Q0kLU)

340 Connery did some interesting work after leaving the Bond films.
Posted by: steevy

The Man Who Would Be King is awesome.

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 10:34 AM (77rzZ)

341 338 Ron Wyden is going after Bobby like he was a Tweety Bird.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 29, 2025 10:34 AM (YIxO9)

This is pathetic... Just vote already

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2025 10:34 AM (VE6XX)

342 309 Dago through rain. Dago through snow. When Dago flat, Dago Wop, Wop, Wop.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2025 10:23 AM (Wg6v7)

LOL.. Got me
Posted by: It's me donna

You will love this one then. Why are Italians like helicopters? The big prop goes wop, wop, wop and the little prop goes gini, gini, gini. Bada boom, bada bing. Rim shot.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 29, 2025 10:28 AM (Q8Bj

I have a racist lawn sprinker. It goes spic,spic,spic,spic, Chink, nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga.

Posted by: Roy at January 29, 2025 10:34 AM (z+ik4)

343 Heh... I used to drink that when I was a yoot! A couple of pounds of spaghetti, some ground beef, a few cans of tomatoes, and a big bottle of Carlo was dinner!
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There is truth in your words of food and wine. Been there, done that. Still do that.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2025 10:34 AM (Wg6v7)

344 dad once got a half case of Algerian wine, and I must say that buying wine made by Muslims is not the best use of one's spare change.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2025 10:28 AM (D7oie)

Shitty hot weather grapes, but they can grow a lot of them.

The French used to import juice from all over to make cheap red wine. My dad tried some of the cheaper stuff when he was in the army, and he said it made him question the vaunted French skill at winemaking.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2025 10:35 AM (d9fT1)

345 Ron Wyden is going after Bobby like he was a Tweety Bird.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

Hope Granny shows up with her umbrella and gives him what for.

Posted by: Bulg at January 29, 2025 10:35 AM (77rzZ)

346 I have a racist lawn sprinker. It goes spic,spic,spic,spic, Chink, nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga.
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Snort.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2025 10:35 AM (Wg6v7)

347 Zardoz ... still the best Halloween costume out there.
Posted by: Senator Ron Wyden at January 29, 2025 10:32 AM (YIxO9)


Go-go boots, hot pants, crossed bandoleers and a thin skim of Vaseline and we are ready to Change. The. World.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2025 10:35 AM (D7oie)

348 Freedom to illegally enter the Country
Freedom to castrate your children
Freedom to go after your opponents with lawfare
Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2025 10:09 AM (VE6XX)

It's the Holocaust all over again!!

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2025 10:36 AM (hfo2g)

349 Wyden is becoming hysterical.

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2025 10:36 AM (g47mK)

350 But Connery did star in "Time Bandits"

Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2025 10:36 AM (RHGPo)

351 Has Eddie Muller ever introduced a movie without talking about the "red scare" and "blacklisting"?
Posted by: steevy

Susan Glasser@sbg1
The pulling down of portraits and forced erasing the past is a reminder—check your 20th century history about what kind of regimes do this stuff…

https://is.gd/824pTh

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There was no erasing the past during the Obama /Biden administrations! Absolutely none! And when I say "none," I mean only a certain amount.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 29, 2025 10:36 AM (L/fGl)

352 Detective John Munch. I don't think Columbo had a first name

Frank.

It was never spoken in the series, but you saw it (very briefly) when he flashed his ID in certain episodes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 29, 2025 10:36 AM (Q0kLU)

353 Wyden should give up and spend more time with his wife's money in New York

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2025 10:36 AM (D7oie)

354 349 Wyden is becoming hysterical.
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2025 10:36 AM (g47mK)

Must be menopausal

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2025 10:36 AM (VE6XX)

355 Wyden is Trigglypuff.

Posted by: Scarymary at January 29, 2025 10:37 AM (MZsCp)

356 These hearings are only helping Trump . The Dems are actual spittle flecked lunatics.

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2025 10:37 AM (KQk9m)

357 Hearing Ron Wyden say "measles" is making me spit out my coffee.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 29, 2025 10:37 AM (YIxO9)

358 Susan Glasser

Who?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2025 10:37 AM (aD39U)

359 I want my time back from RFKj answering my questions!!
-Lisping Ron Wyden

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2025 10:37 AM (MGB5H)

360 350 But Connery did star in "Time Bandits"
Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2025 10:36 AM (RHGPo)

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Gilliam was shocked he could afford Connery.

Because Connery was cheap.

His post-Bond era was rough on him. There's a reason he came back to do Diamonds are Forever, and it wasn't because he missed the role.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 29, 2025 10:37 AM (GBKbO)

361 It’s so sad to watch our new Government slowly dismantling all the Freedoms we have been fighting for
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"I won, John."

-DJT

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2025 10:38 AM (hfo2g)

362 I want my time back from RFKj answering my questions!!
-Lisping Ron Wyden

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2025 10:37 AM (MGB5H)

Sorry, no refunds.

Posted by: BignJames at January 29, 2025 10:38 AM (Yj6Os)

363 Democrat voters told Democrats they needed to get with the program.

Shanahan is saying she'll primary Democrats if they don't vote for Bobby.

Interesting to see how it all plays out.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 10:38 AM (tT6L1)

364
Interesting timing. Four years after censoring a sitting president, Zuck suddenly announces these reforms—right after the same man he banned from his platform gets re-elected by the people.

What about the thousands who were censored and humiliated for speaking truth to power? Where does that leave them? “The axe forgets, but the tree remembers.”
_Nicole Shanahan
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an oldie but a goodie

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2025 10:38 AM (Wnaut)

365 I can't wait for Ron Wyden, The Musical.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 29, 2025 10:38 AM (Q8Bj8)

366 I like the old actors who thought that work was work.

Richard Burton was in some really stinkers but the checks cleared.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2025 10:38 AM (aD39U)

367 His post-Bond era was rough on him. There's a reason he came back to do Diamonds are Forever, and it wasn't because he missed the role.
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British taxes on income are humbling.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2025 10:38 AM (Wg6v7)

368 This picture makes me remember. When I was a young boy, whenever my brother and I had a spat my mom would sit us down on opposite sides of an interior window facing each other and tell us to make scowly faces at each other. Within minutes we would be laughing like crazy. Fight over.

Maybe Munch is waiting for his brother.

Posted by: muldoon at January 29, 2025 10:38 AM (991eG)

369 Democrat voters told Democrats they needed to get with the program.

Shanahan is saying she'll primary Democrats if they don't vote for Bobby.

Interesting to see how it all plays out.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 10:38 AM (tT6L1)

She got that Google money!

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2025 10:38 AM (MGB5H)

370 Wyden is becoming hysterical.
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2025 10:36 AM (g47mK)


I wonder what HIS manila envelope quotient is, and who holds the files.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2025 10:38 AM (D7oie)

371 This is pathetic... Just vote already
Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2025 10:34 AM (VE6XX)


It's not like anything is going to, or even can, come out that these hearings which'll change a single vote.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2025 10:38 AM (ExV1e)

372 Would not hang.
Looks like that ventriloquist’s grumpy old man puppet.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 29, 2025 10:39 AM (QAX8p)

373 FFS
Frivolous

The Emergency Alert System (EAS) is a national public warning system that requires radio and TV broadcasters, cable TV, wireless cable systems, satellite and wireline operators to provide the President with capability to address the American people within 10 minutes during a national emergency.

Broadcast, cable, and satellite operators are the stewards of this important public service in close partnership with state, local, tribal, and territorial authorities.

FEMA, in partnership with the Federal Communications Commission and National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, is responsible for implementing, maintaining and operating the EAS at the federal level.
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FEMA, FCC Conducting System Tests of Public Alert and Warning Infrastructures, Release Date August 9, 2021, Release Number HQ-21-147

Information collected from this test will be used to improve EAS and WEA capabilities and testing procedures in the future.
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Was the data secured? Any lawsuits filed as a result?
My cable TV company has been hacked more than once.

OPM experienced massive hacks 2014, 2015 under what President and Vice President?

And, after Brennan's Senate hack.

Posted by: L - It's a good day? at January 29, 2025 10:39 AM (NFX2v)

374 363 Democrat voters told Democrats they needed to get with the program.

Shanahan is saying she'll primary Democrats if they don't vote for Bobby.

Interesting to see how it all plays out.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 10:38 AM (tT6L1)

======

2026 could be really interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 29, 2025 10:39 AM (GBKbO)

375 Imagine a loud argument involving RFK Jr, Ron Wyden and Tom Homan. It'd have to be subtitled.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at January 29, 2025 10:39 AM (QdGJh)

376 Ive got a jug on the counter and it stays tasty for a good long time after being opened.

Uh, that's the catsup.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 29, 2025 10:39 AM (dk17i)

377 uh oh..."President Donald Trump will launch an anti-Semitism crackdown on Wednesday when he signs an executive order instructing federal agencies to find ways to deport anti-Jewish activists who violated laws, including students on college campuses.

The executive order will allow the deportation of resident aliens — including students with visas — who broke laws as part of anti-Israel protests following the October 7th attacks in Israel...Wednesday's executive order is Trump's second focusing on anti-Semitism. He signed an executive order last week appeared to target foreign students who participated in pro-Hamas rallies following the October 7 attack on Israel.

The order calls for the removal of foreign visa holders who 'advocate for, aid, or support designated foreign terrorists and other threats to our national security."

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2025 10:40 AM (g47mK)

378 carlo rossi spoke in a commercial for his wine, "i like talking about my wine, but i'd rather drink it!"
pops kept a gallon under the kitchen table... a little for the stew, a little for the cook...

Posted by: cmeat at January 29, 2025 10:40 AM (6+aIJ)

379 Breaking:
Vlad the Impaler Putin is reportedly seeking to have Fauci extradited to Russia to face Covid Era "crimes against humanity" charges as part of a deal to end the war in Ukraine.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2025 10:41 AM (zmGDy)

380 Now, about those members of Congress who advocate same...

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2025 10:41 AM (g47mK)

381 On the email lawsuit the DOJ should argue the employees lack standing to file such a suit.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 29, 2025 10:41 AM (Da7Vv)

382 Gallo might be putting sulfites in the wine to stabilize it. It is one of those things.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2025 10:41 AM (D7oie)

383 She got that Google money!
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2025 10:38 AM (MGB5H)


And she's not spending it on buying new tits for her younger girlfriend.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2025 10:41 AM (ExV1e)

384 Nope apparently after Bing declined it was only Peter Falk
Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2025


***
Falk had quite the resume, even then. He'd garnered an Academy Award nom for playing killer Abe Reles in Murder, Inc., and had starred in his own lawyer series -- The Trials of O'Brien -- a couple of years after that.

Columbo was a character actor's dream role, especially since it was the lead.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2025 10:41 AM (J2vNu)

385 Wyden is becoming hysterical.

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2025 10:36 AM (g47mK)

His first period?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2025 10:41 AM (d9fT1)

386 314 Pfizer To Pay $60 Million In False Claims Settlement Over Drug Kickbacks, DOJ Announces

It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at January 29, 2025 10:41 AM (dg+HA)

387 I got recommended an "abortion" debate on YouTube where a bunch of blue haired pro abortion lunatics who need therapy take out their daddy and anger issues on a calm measured pro-lifer.

I swear to you I spend about 8 minutes a year watching "political" videos (if you don't include MAGA girls Trump dancing and laughing at liberals of course), but I did see some of this one.

One of them says to her "what would you say my (aborted) child's feelings are about my abortion".

So the pro lifer answers and then the woman says "you don't get to speak for my child".

Sad on sooooo many levels.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2025 10:42 AM (hfo2g)

388 381 On the email lawsuit the DOJ should argue the employees lack standing to file such a suit.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 29, 2025 10:41 AM (Da7Vv)

If they are put on leave, would they have standing?

Posted by: Roy at January 29, 2025 10:42 AM (z+ik4)

389 I suspect Madonna is hinting at the fact that an EO now bans kids under 19 from getting transitioned.

She adopted a boy from Africa, and he is now either trans or gender fluid. He's worn dresses in public. The boy's birth parents are horrified. But they signed away all their rights so there's nothing they can do.

Posted by: LizLem at January 29, 2025 10:42 AM (gWBY1)

390 Hoping that Trump will get rid of the unconstitutional ATF gun registry, back the national concealed carry act, HPA, and the NFA Repeal.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 29, 2025 10:42 AM (ZWTYu)

391 Somebody asked Donald Pleasance once why he was in some really bad movies and he said " I have six daughters"

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2025 10:42 AM (KQk9m)

392 378 carlo rossi spoke in a commercial for his wine, "i like talking about my wine, but i'd rather drink it!"
pops kept a gallon under the kitchen table... a little for the stew, a little for the cook...
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Yep. I follow those instructions all the time. Generally referred to as Table Wine.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2025 10:42 AM (Wg6v7)

393 Ass Munch.

Posted by: Beavis at January 29, 2025 10:42 AM (QptYT)

394 hmmm...never knew what Herr Munch looked like

a nice study in complementary hues

and a hearty bravo to you, Eddie!

Posted by: kallisto at January 29, 2025 10:43 AM (dCxaZ)

395 The order calls for the removal of foreign visa holders who 'advocate for, aid, or support designated foreign terrorists and other threats to our national security."
Posted by: runner

Please, please, please, let these shits collectively decide to protest this EO. That will make it easier to round them up.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 29, 2025 10:43 AM (Q8Bj8)

396 I talked to a guy whose family had a small winery in Napa Valley and he said the best winemaker in Napa was Mondavi. Because it had the most consistent processes.

Napa pricing is really based on winery output not on its quality.

Posted by: blaster at January 29, 2025 10:43 AM (xhfG9)

397 366 I like the old actors who thought that work was work.

Richard Burton was in some really stinkers but the checks cleared.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2025 10:38 AM (aD39U)

The Burbs when Dick Miller told Cory Feldman to shut the F up when he was rapping before a take so they could work

Kurt Russell and Michael Caine both had the attitude, Caine especially with all the stinkers he was in and as he said I have a mortgage to pay.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 29, 2025 10:43 AM (NaeKR)

398 379 Breaking:
Vlad the Impaler Putin is reportedly seeking to have Fauci extradited to Russia to face Covid Era "crimes against humanity" charges as part of a deal to end the war in Ukraine.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2025 10:41 AM (zmGDy)
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So if he extradites Fauci and puts him on trial, we thank him by letting him just have Ukraine. I think that sounds like a great deal!

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at January 29, 2025 10:43 AM (QdGJh)

399 Connery did some interesting work after leaving the Bond films.

I enjoyed his role on Celebrity Jeopardy.

Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2025 10:43 AM (hKf3k)

400 I wonder what HIS manila envelope quotient is, and who holds the files.


===
Environmental lobby , green new BS etc. Kennedy also said not so nice things on the BS focus of enviro wackos on fossil fuels. SO he is trying to sink him as a "vax denier 1!1"

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2025 10:44 AM (g47mK)

401 394 hmmm...never knew what Herr Munch looked like

Search for vintage lesbian pron.

Posted by: Roy at January 29, 2025 10:44 AM (z+ik4)

402 Vlad the Impaler Putin is reportedly seeking to have Fauci extradited to Russia to face Covid Era "crimes against humanity" charges as part of a deal to end the war in Ukraine.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2025 10:41 AM (zmGDy)


That is the initial ask for an Armistice in Ukraine, along with "Screw Zelensky, I only talk to adults"

Fauci better run. He is now worth more dead than alive to the people who didn't get pardons.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2025 10:44 AM (D7oie)

403 Vlad the Impaler Putin is reportedly seeking to have Fauci extradited to Russia to face Covid Era "crimes against humanity" charges as part of a deal to end the war in Ukraine.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2025 10:41 AM (zmGDy)

Geez that might make the entire war in "Uke" worth it. If it's true which I dunno, I think I would actually Saturday Night Fever dance for like a half hour.

The thing that hurts is he's just a fall guy but oh does he ever deserve to be that fall guy.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2025 10:44 AM (hfo2g)

404 293 Gallon of grape juice and a half pint of Everclear.

Voila!
----------------
Just use Kool-Aid.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Save money and get E85 from your local gas station instead of Everclear!

Posted by: Bad Advice, do not follow! at January 29, 2025 10:44 AM (JCZqz)

405 >>> 131 The dude nominated for Best Actress says people not liking his terrible movie is the same thing that led to the Holocaust.

Then all the critics are members of the Gestapo, because it got some pretty scathing reviews from even lefty critics who refuse to lose all their credibility. Lefty members of the academy can safely vote for it anonymously, they don't have their job on the line.

Posted by: LizLem at January 29, 2025 10:45 AM (gWBY1)

406 Please, please, please, let these shits collectively decide to protest this EO. That will make it easier to round them up.

==

they won't , but their patrons in Congress and Big Time lobbyists will

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2025 10:45 AM (g47mK)

407 Vlad the Impaler Putin is reportedly seeking to have Fauci extradited to Russia to face Covid Era "crimes against humanity" charges as part of a deal to end the war in Ukraine.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2025 10:41 AM (zmGDy)


I've always liked that guy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2025 10:45 AM (ExV1e)

408 Live look at Joe Biden at home in Delaware.

Posted by: It's delusional narcissistic idiots all the way down at January 29, 2025 10:45 AM (nJfmk)

409 379 Breaking:
Vlad the Impaler Putin is reportedly seeking to have Fauci extradited to Russia to face Covid Era "crimes against humanity" charges as part of a deal to end the war in Ukraine.
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Putin knows how to fuck with our fuck whits.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2025 10:45 AM (Wg6v7)

410 365 I can't wait for Ron Wyden, The Musical.

.. sort of like "Day of the Dead, The Musical"

Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2025 10:45 AM (RHGPo)

411 Can we offer them the Stasche as well?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 29, 2025 10:46 AM (QptYT)

412 I like the old actors who thought that work was work.

Richard Burton was in some really stinkers but the checks cleared.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2025


***
In a charming alternate universe, the young Burton played James Bond in '56 in a widely-acclaimed adaptation of Moonraker, faithful to the book, and went on to essay the role twice more, in From Russia With Love (195 and Doctor No (1960).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2025 10:46 AM (J2vNu)

413 Alternate title:

"In Which Edvard Munch Attempt to Create SPF 100 Sunblock Fails"

Posted by: naturalfake at January 29, 2025 10:46 AM (iJfKG)

414 Somebody asked Donald Pleasance once why he was in some really bad movies and he said " I have six daughters"

That line should really have been snuck into all of his movies. Especially Halloween.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 29, 2025 10:46 AM (EXyHK)

415 411 Can we offer them the Stasche as well?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 29, 2025 10:46 AM (QptYT)


Milley, too.

Posted by: blaster at January 29, 2025 10:46 AM (xhfG9)

416 363 Democrat voters told Democrats they needed to get with the program.

Shanahan is saying she'll primary Democrats if they don't vote for Bobby.

Interesting to see how it all plays out.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
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https://tinyurl.com/yvubspcs

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2025 10:46 AM (Wnaut)

417 >This is pathetic... Just vote already

Posted by: It's me donna
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any US Senator with a microphone is doing performance art

let them rave on, so that men may know them mad

Posted by: Don Black at January 29, 2025 10:46 AM (AOsQT)

418 I can't believe Donald is taking away the right to beat up Jews. It's Hitler all over again!!

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2025 10:46 AM (hfo2g)

419 375 Imagine a loud argument involving RFK Jr, Ron Wyden and Tom Homan. It'd have to be subtitled.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky

Please throw in Moms Mabley.

Posted by: And Parkyakarkus at January 29, 2025 10:46 AM (G5+As)

420 Somebody asked Donald Pleasance once why he was in some really bad movies and he said " I have six daughters"

That line should really have been snuck into all of his movies. Especially Halloween.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 29, 2025 10:46 AM (EXyHK)

He was so shitfaced drunk in the car scene in Halloween they almost couldn't shoot it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2025 10:47 AM (MGB5H)

421 Gallon of grape juice and a half pint of Everclear.

Voila!
----------------
Just use Kool-Aid.
Posted by: Pudinhead
*
Save money and get E85 from your local gas station instead of Everclear!
Posted by: Bad Advice, do not follow! at January 29, 2025


***
That 15% of gasoline is what gives it the kick!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2025 10:47 AM (J2vNu)

422 Please throw in Moms Mabley.
Posted by: And Parkyakarkus at January 29, 2025 10:46 AM (G5+As)

And Maxine Waters

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2025 10:47 AM (VE6XX)

423 Lead Stories:

🚨BREAKING: Trump is considering the extradition of Anthony Fauci to Russia to face 'Crimes Against Humanity' charges related to his actions during the COVID-19 era. This move is reportedly being contemplated as part of a deal to end the war in Ukraine.

Fact Check: US Law Does NOT Allow For Anthony Fauci To Be Extradited To Russia

Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2025 10:47 AM (RHGPo)

424 Am I seeing that the Oscar best tranny nominee has a blackface issue?
The fun never stops.

Posted by: From about That Time at January 29, 2025 10:47 AM (4780s)

425 15 If I hung a print of this at my place, I would be Munch housing by proxy.

nice

if I saw this painting IRL I would want to eat it, because it features the colors that trigger my appetite

Posted by: kallisto at January 29, 2025 10:47 AM (dCxaZ)

426 Richard Burton was in some really stinkers but the checks cleared.

**Boom! has entered the chat**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 29, 2025 10:48 AM (Q0kLU)

427 If you loved Wyden...upcoming: Sheldon Whitehouse, Elizabeth Warren, Bernie Sanders, and the always intellectual Raphael Warnock.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 29, 2025 10:48 AM (Q8Bj8)

428 Vlad the Impaler Putin is reportedly seeking to have Fauci extradited to Russia to face Covid Era "crimes against humanity" charges as part of a deal to end the war in Ukraine.

Holy. Shit.

Do it, Donald. DO IT!!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 29, 2025 10:48 AM (Q0kLU)

429 He was so shitfaced drunk in the car scene in Halloween they almost couldn't shoot it.

I am reminded of Lincoln’s quote about Grant. That’s one of the few slasher movies I enjoy, but it’s not for the acting chops.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 29, 2025 10:49 AM (EXyHK)

430 This time it'll work!

In a new pitch for [CNN's new] subscription service, CNN's email asked, "does your news source have fact-checkers?"

With a slogan like that, how could it fail?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 29, 2025 10:49 AM (L/fGl)

431 To the managers: "What is exactly that you do here?"

But really, this gives away the game: they shield lower level staffers from requests and updates from the current POTUS so that they can keep doing whatever they're doing instead of doing what the POTUS wants.
Posted by: Lizzy
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Sounds like a Musk quote.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2025 10:49 AM (Wnaut)

432 Can we offer them the Stasche as well?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 29, 2025 10:46 AM (QptYT)


That's our counter-offer.

US: Sorry, Fauci and the Stache are a matched pair.
Russia: But we don't want the Stache.
US: What if we throw in scarf lady also?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2025 10:49 AM (ExV1e)

433 Somebody asked Donald Pleasance once why he was in some really bad movies and he said " I have six daughters"

The same response from David McCallum

Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2025 10:49 AM (RHGPo)

434 > Vlad the Impaler Putin is reportedly seeking to have Fauci extradited to Russia to face Covid Era "crimes against humanity" charges as part of a deal to end the war in Ukraine.
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Seems like a small price to pay for peace.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2025 10:50 AM (Q4IgG)

435 Fact Check: US Law Does NOT Allow For Anthony Fauci To Be Extradited To Russia
Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2025 10:47 AM (RHGPo)
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If it costs one life to save thousands, I think it's a trade which should be made.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 10:50 AM (tT6L1)

436 Alternate Title:

"Yes. Edvard Munch Asked His Barber to Give Him a 1920s Flapper's Bob But Then Was Unhappy With the Loss of his Jazzy Bangs"

Posted by: naturalfake at January 29, 2025 10:50 AM (iJfKG)

437 You don't hate the media enough, by the way.

Even Fox does the "prominent Trump critic faces consequences" as if the consequences are the result of the criticism as opposed to the bad stuff the person did.

Posted by: blaster at January 29, 2025 10:50 AM (xhfG9)

438 you have 5 min to ask questions of the nominee not pontificate you damn blowhards.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2025 10:51 AM (MGB5H)

439 Was either Connery or Burton on Celebrity Bowling?

Posted by: 7-10 Split at January 29, 2025 10:51 AM (G5+As)

440 A reminder that we bring Joy to the world every day.

Posted by: Joys Behar and Reid at January 29, 2025 10:51 AM (g07/a)

441 Vlad the Impaler Putin is reportedly seeking to have Fauci extradited to Russia to face Covid Era "crimes against humanity" charges as part of a deal to end the war in Ukraine.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2025 10:41 AM (zmGDy)

Fauci is getting an ouchi.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2025 10:51 AM (VwHCD)

442 Somebody asked Donald Pleasance once why he was in some really bad movies and he said " I have six daughters"
*
The same response from David McCallum
Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2025


***
Did David have that many children? He and Jill Ireland didn't have any, I think. It would have been the lady he married in about 1967 (?) and remained with for the rest of his life.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2025 10:52 AM (J2vNu)

443 Fact Check: US Law Does NOT Allow For Anthony Fauci To Be Extradited To Russia
Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2025 10:47 AM (RHGPo)


OTOH, US law is silent on fining Russia one jar of borscht for kidnapping Fauci.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2025 10:52 AM (ExV1e)

444 Barbara Streisand spends more money watering her lawn each year than I spend in total.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 29, 2025 10:52 AM (QptYT)

445 433 Somebody asked Donald Pleasance once why he was in some really bad movies and he said " I have six daughters"

The same response from David McCallum
Posted by: SMOD
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I liked the location
_Michael Caine

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2025 10:52 AM (Wnaut)

446 Had people calling & texting through 1am hysterical over the President's offer, "Deferred Resignation Offer" via email. Here's the info, letter from OPM's website:
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OPM dot gov, 'Fork in the Road'

In part,
Frequently Asked Questions
Below is the email that was sent to federal employees on January 28, 2025 presenting a deferred resignation offer. If you did not respond to that email and wish to accept the deferred resignation offer, you may do so by following these steps.
1) Send an email to hr@opm.gov from your government account. Only an email from your .gov or .mil account will be accepted.
2) Type the word "Resign" into the "Subject" line of the email. Hit "Send".

--------
It's an extremely generous offer, by far more than ANY prior 'buyout' I've known of being offered over many years or that could be found very quickly in historical data.

Follow the rules is the job requirement.

Everett & others do not like lose of power.

Posted by: L - It's a good day? at January 29, 2025 10:52 AM (NFX2v)

447 Can we offer them the Stasche as well?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 29, 2025 10:46 AM (QptYT)

That's our counter-offer.

US: Sorry, Fauci and the Stache are a matched pair.
Russia: But we don't want the Stache.
US: What if we throw in scarf lady also?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2025 10:49 AM (ExV1e)

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"All right, all right -- if you insist Vlad, we'll throw in a final sweetener of the Z-Man and Lt. Col. Bearclaw."

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 29, 2025 10:53 AM (JQbIb)

448 I would find it hilarious if Fauci had to go into hiding and lose all access to his bank accounts due to fear of extradition.

Can you imagine the horror he would feel if he couldn't gaze upon his visage while working in his study?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 10:53 AM (tT6L1)

449 Eddie Cantor had five daughters, so he had to keep working too.

Posted by: Banjo Eyes at January 29, 2025 10:53 AM (G5+As)

450 Seems like a small price to pay for peace.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2025 10:50 AM (Q4IgG)

I'd say it's a small price to pay for Fauci

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2025 10:53 AM (hfo2g)

451 Fact Check: US Law Does NOT Allow For Anthony Fauci To Be Extradited To Russia

Your point?

Posted by: Illegal Aliens at January 29, 2025 10:54 AM (sZIeh)

452 That's our counter-offer.

US: Sorry, Fauci and the Stache are a matched pair.
Russia: But we don't want the Stache.
US: What if we throw in scarf lady also?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2025 10:49 AM (ExV1e)

Vlad says trump you magnificent bastard, I read your book.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2025 10:54 AM (VwHCD)

453 Guy in the painting looks like a SAF member when he finds out about Pam Bondi's stance on the 2A.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 29, 2025 10:54 AM (/U5Yz)

454 I suspect DOCTOR Fauci is not enjoying his morning Cheerios.

I know I wouldn't be in his place today.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2025 10:54 AM (D7oie)

455 If Fauci is innocent he has nothing to worry about.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2025 10:54 AM (hfo2g)

456 >>>Fact Check: US Law Does NOT Allow For Anthony Fauci To Be Extradited To Russia

Fine, I'll do it myself.

Posted by: Trump, pulling on the Thanos infinity glove at January 29, 2025 10:55 AM (CwhoI)

457 Lead Stories:

🚨BREAKING: Trump is considering the extradition of Anthony Fauci to Russia to face 'Crimes Against Humanity' charges related to his actions during the COVID-19 era. This move is reportedly being contemplated as part of a deal to end the war in Ukraine.

Fact Check: US Law Does NOT Allow For Anthony Fauci To Be Extradited To Russia
Posted by: SMOD


Russia is real good at snatching people up.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2025 10:55 AM (zmGDy)

458 Could we interest you in some Hawaiian judges, Comrade?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 29, 2025 10:55 AM (QptYT)

459 I admire Putin because he really knows how to put our "betters" onto their fainting couches.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 10:55 AM (tT6L1)

460 RFK Jr. should just tell the bear in Central Park story when the Democrats are attacking him.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 29, 2025 10:55 AM (Q8Bj8)

461 Fact Check: US Law Does NOT Allow For Anthony Fauci To Be Extradited To Russia

So, 'Catapulted' is ok?

Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2025 10:56 AM (HG3pl)

462 Fact Check: US Law Does NOT Allow For Anthony Fauci To Be Extradited To Russia

So, 'Catapulted' is ok?
Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2025 10:56 AM (HG3pl)

Ice floe pushed off the coast of Alaska

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2025 10:56 AM (MGB5H)

463 Kennedy should tell these Commies to go fuck themselves since he isn't getting their vote anyway.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2025 10:56 AM (aD39U)

464 >>> Connery did some interesting work after leaving the Bond films.

"We named the dog Indiana!"

He admitted he didn't understand modern CGi films. But his other actor friends getting the good roles kept pushing him to try. He tried to pick and choose good projects; to quote the knight in Indy 3, sometimes "he chose....poorly."

Posted by: LizLem at January 29, 2025 10:57 AM (gWBY1)

465 Hmmm
The French are considering troops to Greenland. To stop Trump apparently.
Heh.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2025 10:57 AM (W/lyH)

466 Huh, Megyn Kelly is at the Kennedy hearing! Behind Kennedy to the right (Kennedy's right, our left).

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2025 10:57 AM (g47mK)

467 Huh, Megyn Kelly is at the Kennedy hearing! Behind Kennedy to the right (Kennedy's right, our left).
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2025 10:57 AM (g47mK)

Just hold up your fingers and make the "Ls".

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2025 10:57 AM (MGB5H)

468 465 Hmmm
The French are considering troops to Greenland. To stop Trump apparently.
Heh.
Posted by: Diogenes


Going long on white flag material.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 29, 2025 10:57 AM (/U5Yz)

469 Fact Check: US Law Does NOT Allow For Anthony Fauci To Be Extradited To Russia
Posted by: SMOD

We may have to resort to the law shmaw clause. You know, like the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 29, 2025 10:58 AM (L/fGl)

470 We don't need to extradite him. Simply put him on a plane to Russia, give him enough money for a ticket home, and let him buy one after he debarks.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2025 10:59 AM (Wnaut)

471 It's an extremely generous offer, by far more than ANY prior 'buyout' I've known of being offered over many years or that could be found very quickly in historical data.

Follow the rules is the job requirement.

Everett & others do not like lose of power.

Posted by: L - It's a good day? at January 29, 2025 10:52 AM (NFX2v)

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I've heard that the original email sent out hinted strongly that, if they didn't take the offer, they were likely going to be fired anyway just get two weeks severance.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 29, 2025 10:59 AM (JQbIb)

472 These Kabuki hearings are so tiresome. Has any Senator, ever, actually changed their vote based on these?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 29, 2025 10:59 AM (CwhoI)

473 Polonium Umbrellas require no kidnapping or extradition at all.

Posted by: Rainy Day Woman at January 29, 2025 10:59 AM (G5+As)

474 Vlad the Impaler Putin is reportedly seeking to have Fauci extradited to Russia to face Covid Era "crimes against humanity" charges as part of a deal to end the war in Ukraine.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2025 10:41 AM (zmGDy)


Newsflash: In a new spirit of shared space exploration America and Russia will be jointly building the Retribution rocket and firing fauci into the sun.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2025 10:59 AM (VwHCD)

475 >>>Going long on white flag material.

Pink would show up better on the glaciers.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 29, 2025 10:59 AM (CwhoI)

476 Fact Check: US Law Does NOT Allow For Anthony Fauci To Be Extradited To Russia

So, 'Catapulted' is ok?
Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2025
*
Ice floe pushed off the coast of Alaska
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2025


***
Use Ace's time machine to send him back to the Cambrian Period.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2025 10:59 AM (J2vNu)

477 Couldn't the Russians just throw him out a window stateside?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 29, 2025 10:59 AM (QptYT)

478 Mitt fucking Romney:

“Mitt Romney called me a Treasonous Liar when I said there was U.S.-funded, DoD-funded Biolabs in Ukraine…” -Tulsi Gabbard with Tucker Carlson.

--------------------Tulsi Gabbard.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 29, 2025 11:00 AM (PMtkd)

479 this will be willowed

https://x.com/WallStreetApes/status/
1884415066734235933

Posted by: Don Black at January 29, 2025 11:00 AM (AOsQT)

480 That self-important little troll is probably shrieking into his phone right about now. heck, he probably has sphincter cramps and not because he's pre-menstrual.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 11:00 AM (tT6L1)

481 The French are considering troops to Greenland. To stop Trump apparently.
Heh.


Don't make Trump interrupt his golf game, Macaroon!

Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2025 11:01 AM (hKf3k)

482 Noodus simianus minor

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2025 11:01 AM (J2vNu)

483 Send Fauci to Moscow in a sealed box filled with fleas.

Posted by: Roy at January 29, 2025 11:01 AM (z+ik4)

484 >>> Fact Check: US Law Does NOT Allow For Anthony Fauci To Be Extradited To Russia

The law shouldn't have allowed us to exchange a known brutal terrorist for an ungrateful, entitled WNBA sportsball player. Yet life continues to be unfair.

Posted by: LizLem at January 29, 2025 11:01 AM (gWBY1)

485 Going long on white flag material.

Yeah, I hope they plant shade trees for us.

Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2025 11:02 AM (hKf3k)

486 I envision a new extradition law. Let's call it, "The Fauci Exception."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 11:02 AM (tT6L1)

487 Get all kinds of Ferengi and make vlad a deal he can't refuse. Throw Soros in with the deal, and then vlad can trade soros off to another country for self sealing stem bolts or something.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2025 11:02 AM (VwHCD)

488 Going long on white flag material.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

I'm saving up to buy all the once-dropped rifles.

Posted by: Ka-Ching! at January 29, 2025 11:03 AM (G5+As)

489 WaPo, Home of the Whopper, declares women transsexual posthumous.

https://is.gd/tH5liS

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 29, 2025 11:03 AM (L/fGl)

490 I envision a new extradition law. Let's call it, "The Fauci Exception."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 29, 2025 11:02 AM (tT6L1)

Oh thats good. For in times when the entire planet wants to fuck you up...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2025 11:05 AM (VwHCD)

491 > 481 The French are considering troops to Greenland. To stop Trump apparently.
Heh.

Damn.

Fortunately, it won't take much to get them to surrender. A Cub Scout troop oughta do it.

Posted by: Richard Pryor as Mudbone at January 29, 2025 11:05 AM (W5ArC)

492 The French are considering troops to Greenland. To stop Trump apparently.
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They're going there to open the back door for him.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2025 11:07 AM (hfo2g)

493 The French are going to invade Greenland?? Because the people that live there might vote to join the US??

France is a globalist pawn.

Posted by: It's delusional narcissistic idiots all the way down at January 29, 2025 11:08 AM (nJfmk)

494 Tell me that painting isn't the spitting image of Peter Boyle.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 29, 2025 11:08 AM (4p0Xq)

495 are the French somehow expecting that the US is going to invade like Grenada?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2025 11:12 AM (D7oie)

496 471. I've heard that the original email sent out hinted strongly that, if they didn't take the offer, they were likely going to be fired anyway just get two weeks severance.
Posted by: ShainS -

Yes, everyone has heard. However, there have been MANY RIFs, base closures, and so on over many years affecting hundreds of thousands of federal workers. There were also no offers so generous in as far as $, time, and so on.

Again, here's the body of the letter, in part:

"If you choose to remain in your current position, we thank you for your renewed focus on serving the American people to the best of your abilities and look forward to working together as part of an improved federal workforce. At this time, we cannot give you full assurance regarding the certainty of your position or agency but should your position be eliminated you will be treated with dignity and will be afforded the protections in place for such positions.

If you choose not to continue in your current role with the federal workforce, we thank you for your service to your country and you will be provided with a dignified, fair departure from the federal government utilizing a deferred resignation program..."

Posted by: L - It's a good day? at January 29, 2025 11:14 AM (NFX2v)

497 They're going the French Mistake.

Voila!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2025 11:16 AM (aD39U)

498 There is always another path.

So, Fauci before the International Criminal Court -- "Trying individuals for genocide, war crimes, crimes against humanity, and aggression."

And Jack Smith can work on his prosecution. (From 2008 to 2010, Jack served as Investigation Coordinator in the Office of the Prosecutor at the International Criminal Court (ICC) in the Hague, Netherlands.)

Posted by: L - It's a good day? at January 29, 2025 11:25 AM (NFX2v)

499 Cheerful bugger, Munch.

Posted by: Beverly at January 29, 2025 01:11 PM (Epeb0)

500 He looks to me like he's glancing sidelong out the window because he expects someone will be along soon having unapproved fun. And he won't be happy until he has stopped it.

Posted by: GWB at January 29, 2025 06:33 PM (cfoET)

501 Hello! Do you use Twitter? I'd like to follow you if tha
would be okay. I'm definitely enjoying your blog and
look forward to new posts.

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