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Mid-Morning Art Thread

Nerdrum Cloud1.jpg

The cloud
Odd Nerdrum

I will brook no complaints this morning! You should have seen the one I originally planned!

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2025 09:30 AM (CT61Q)

2 Fallout

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2025 09:30 AM (CT61Q)

3 Top 5?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2025 09:30 AM (J2vNu)

4 Shai-hulud?

Posted by: Ballonmann at January 31, 2025 09:31 AM (4jokQ)

5 Seriously bad dream. Being nekkid when shtf.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2025 09:31 AM (CT61Q)

6 I have no words.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 31, 2025 09:31 AM (AiZBA)

7 Thar she blows!

Posted by: BignJames at January 31, 2025 09:31 AM (Yj6Os)

8 It’s horrible.

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 31, 2025 09:31 AM (fpVC1)

9 Self portrait on the left, CBD?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 31, 2025 09:31 AM (0eaVi)

10
"Odd" is the right name.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2025 09:31 AM (dxSpM)

11 How come we never get anything from Alberto Vargas?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 31, 2025 09:32 AM (1bNHn)

12

Anthony Kiedis (Red Hot Chili Peppers) watches Pacific Palisades burn, and contemplates rewriting that song about LA

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2025 09:32 AM (x0n13)

13 No, just no. Goes into the fire . Never to be seen again.

Posted by: Time for a new nick again. at January 31, 2025 09:32 AM (89Sog)

14 "I wonder if it will be friends with me."

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 31, 2025 09:32 AM (LxER7)

15 Happy Friday morning indeed! Yeesh!

Posted by: technochitlin at January 31, 2025 09:33 AM (m9jkP)

16 Okaaaaaaay...

Posted by: Bulg at January 31, 2025 09:33 AM (77rzZ)

17 Thought bubble...
"Is god telling me i'm constipated and I need a laxative... I think so."

Posted by: Scott_T at January 31, 2025 09:33 AM (2waQ7)

18 That's no cloud.

Posted by: Obi Wan at January 31, 2025 09:33 AM (Q4IgG)

19
How come we never get anything from Alberto Vargas?
Posted by: Eeyore at January 31, 2025 09:32 AM (1bNHn)


You wait for Monarch of the Glen and you get stuff like this.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2025 09:33 AM (dxSpM)

20 Better Title: Captain Ahab's Nightmare

Nude, wearing some weird thing on his head, bound to a railing, watching the approach of the great black whale.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 31, 2025 09:33 AM (ExV1e)

21 Would hang.....the artist.

Posted by: Donny Brook at January 31, 2025 09:34 AM (0mjJA)

22 Alternate Title:

"In Which Gaia Straps On Her Dildo And All Mankind Trembles in Its Wake"

Posted by: naturalfake at January 31, 2025 09:34 AM (iJfKG)

23 Giant turd.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 31, 2025 09:34 AM (LPS7w)

24 is that an engorged phallus at far left, background? why is the guy naked? what's that round thing he's humping? Is that a zeppelin?

No hang

Posted by: Don Black at January 31, 2025 09:34 AM (AOsQT)

25
I will brook no complaints this morning!

You should have streamed something else.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2025 09:34 AM (dxSpM)

26 The caption is wrong. Should be:

The Sperm Whale
Salvador Dali

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at January 31, 2025 09:34 AM (MDBTH)

27 Odd painting is aptly named.

Posted by: dantesed at January 31, 2025 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)

28 "CatTurd2 Admiring His First Dump After The Hospital"

Posted by: gKWVE at January 31, 2025 09:34 AM (0hwD1)

29 Cloud? Looks like a potato-russet, not stelter!

Posted by: Unkaren at January 31, 2025 09:34 AM (PksB3)

30 This is . . . intriguing. I presume that's a man in the foreground despite his long hair, like Samson I suppose. AS for the enormous cloudy thing that looks like a whale or a dirigible, I got no clue, but it is ominous-looking.

The pale construction over to the far left looks like Play-Doh in a very light color, formed into the shape of the Michelin Man. Or a gigantic verison of that rock creature in the Season Three Trek episode with Lincoln and Surak.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2025 09:34 AM (J2vNu)

31 You may brook no complaints, but they shall indeed stream in none the less.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2025 09:35 AM (+iIV1)

32 This is very gay.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 31, 2025 09:35 AM (Wg6v7)

33 I'd like to speak to the manager about this.
Why???

Posted by: redridinghood at January 31, 2025 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

34 All of his paintings (or the ones which I have looked at) have horrible looking people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2025 09:35 AM (MQJVv)

35 Dammit Hadrian!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2025 09:35 AM (+iIV1)

36 Soon...

Posted by: Giant, phallus-shaped cloud approaching at January 31, 2025 09:35 AM (JCZqz)

37 Whatever date this was painted ? We just confirmed that dropping acid was a thing on that date.

Posted by: Consider at January 31, 2025 09:35 AM (6rDIJ)

38
I presume that's a man in the foreground despite his long hair, like Samson I suppose.

If it's a woman, she's got man arms.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2025 09:36 AM (dxSpM)

39 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2025 09:34 AM (dxSpM)

LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2025 09:36 AM (MQJVv)

40 Freud would have had a field day with this!

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 31, 2025 09:36 AM (vAHT7)

41 30 This is . . . intriguing. I presume that's a man in the foreground despite his long hair, like Samson I suppose. AS for the enormous cloudy thing that looks like a whale or a dirigible, I got no clue, but it is ominous-looking.
-------------
Samson envisions a big duke?

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 31, 2025 09:36 AM (Wg6v7)

42 I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2025 09:36 AM (WXNFJ)

43 Although the dude in the painting looks like a ripe Aryan...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2025 09:36 AM (+iIV1)

44 The pale construction over to the far left looks like Play-Doh in a very light color, formed into the shape of the Michelin Man. Or a gigantic verison of that rock creature in the Season Three Trek episode with Lincoln and Surak.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2025 09:34 AM (J2vNu)

That's not what it look like, W.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 31, 2025 09:36 AM (0eaVi)

45 Gads, this is awful. The more I look at it, the worse it gets.

Posted by: Bulg at January 31, 2025 09:36 AM (77rzZ)

46 Odd Nerdrum is a Norwegian figurative painter. He's just over eighty years old. He painted this, or at least sold it, in 2008.

Okay, I see the title now; it *is* supposed to be a cloud.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2025 09:36 AM (J2vNu)

47 I had a dog name brook, but I spelled it with an e.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 31, 2025 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

48 The image you want to get your weekend off to a good start...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at January 31, 2025 09:36 AM (YzQHB)

49 Nerdrum! Nerdrum!

- Danny

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 31, 2025 09:37 AM (kgE5c)

50 This painting of his is more pleasant than the paintings he made of nude women sh*tting on the beach.

There, I said something nice about this painting.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 31, 2025 09:37 AM (BHrzb)

51 34 All of his paintings
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2025 09:35 AM (MQJVv)

So "Odd Nerdrum" is a real person ? Strange !

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at January 31, 2025 09:37 AM (MDBTH)

52 The pale construction over to the far left looks like Play-Doh in a very light color, formed into the shape of the Michelin Man. Or a gigantic verison of that rock creature in the Season Three Trek episode with Lincoln and Surak.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2025
*
That's not what it look like, W.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 31, 2025


***
You need to stop visiting Pr0nHub!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2025 09:37 AM (J2vNu)

53 I think that's the Pillsbury Dough Boy behind the big gray thing.

Ooh Hoo Hoo.

Posted by: Consider at January 31, 2025 09:37 AM (6rDIJ)

54 Freud would have had a field day with this!
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 31, 2025 09:36 AM (vAHT7)

"Your mother's a blimp!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2025 09:37 AM (+iIV1)

55 I never realized clouds did that sort of thing.

Posted by: javems at January 31, 2025 09:37 AM (8I4hW)

56 REDRUM! REDRUM!

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2025 09:38 AM (g47mK)

57 Freud would have had a field day with this!
Posted by: ShainS

"Sometimes a turd is just a turd."

Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2025 09:38 AM (WXNFJ)

58 Mr Odd Nuder

Posted by: Don Black at January 31, 2025 09:38 AM (AOsQT)

59 Stay Puff Coming to Town?

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 31, 2025 09:38 AM (Wg6v7)

60 Slow painting day?

Posted by: Roy at January 31, 2025 09:38 AM (z+ik4)

61 I presume that's a man in the foreground despite his long hair, like Samson I suppose.
*
If it's a woman, she's got man arms.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2025


***
The shape of the waist at the back -- which is all we can see -- suggests "man" to me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2025 09:38 AM (J2vNu)

62 47 I had a dog name brook, but I spelled it with an e.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 31, 2025 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

Like Brooke Shields...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at January 31, 2025 09:39 AM (YzQHB)

63 Weird, but I kinda like it. Would hang.

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at January 31, 2025 09:39 AM (OUMaO)

64 The man's hands are bound.

He's been taken prisoner by space pirates and is about to be keel hauled into the oncoming storm.

Duh.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2025 09:39 AM (mT+6a)

65 Looks like somebody through a grenade in a Sherwin Williams. Two colors, people. That's all you need.

Posted by: Mark Rothko at January 31, 2025 09:39 AM (6rDIJ)

66 This is certainly an interesting painting. Ahem.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 31, 2025 09:39 AM (+4oV5)

67 Caveman: it's the biggest baked potato ever.

Weird but I like. Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 31, 2025 09:39 AM (6v8aM)

68 You need to stop visiting Pr0nHub!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2025 09:37 AM (J2vNu)

Never been there. What is it?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 31, 2025 09:40 AM (0eaVi)

69 I got nothing. The painter was just high.

Posted by: Sigmund from Austria at January 31, 2025 09:40 AM (6rDIJ)

70 45 Gads, this is awful. The more I look at it, the worse it gets.
Posted by: Bulg at January 31, 2025 09:36 AM (77rzZ)

That is a good artistic critique, and certainly not a complaint.

Posted by: Roy at January 31, 2025 09:40 AM (z+ik4)

71 Verse for the Day (which, rather oddly, seems appropriate):

"God is our refuge and strength, a very present help in trouble. Therefore we will not fear though the earth should change, though the mountains shake in the heart of the sea; though its waters roar and foam, though the mountains tremble with its tumult."
— Psalm 46: 1-3

Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2025 09:40 AM (WXNFJ)

72 The reason for this painting?

It's right in the artist's name

Odd Nerdrum.


Which is coincidentally the best selling rum in Silicon Valley.


Odd Nerd Rum - Excellent for Daiquiris!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 31, 2025 09:40 AM (iJfKG)

73 And the penis in the background too....

Crazy....

Posted by: Stateless...28% - mental state clawing up from 10% at January 31, 2025 09:40 AM (jvJvP)

74 @68 $20, same as in town

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 31, 2025 09:40 AM (6v8aM)

75 Thought at first it was a rock

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2025 09:41 AM (fwDg9)

76 are we at a 100 yet ??

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2025 09:41 AM (g47mK)

77 Dude needs to put on a onesie!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 31, 2025 09:41 AM (7fElN)

78 Dude's thinking about booking a different AirB&B next time.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 31, 2025 09:41 AM (Q4IgG)

79 Anthony Kiedis (Red Hot Chili Peppers) watches Pacific Palisades burn, and contemplates rewriting that song about LA

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2025 09:32 AM (x0n13)

--------------

It's hard to believe that there's nobody out there
It's hard to believe that I'm all alone
At least I have her love, the mayor she hates me
Lonely as I am, together we fry

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 31, 2025 09:41 AM (vAHT7)

80 Thought at first it was a rock
Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2025 09:41 AM (fwDg9)

But it wasn't a rock. It was a rock lobster!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 31, 2025 09:42 AM (0eaVi)

81 If this had been an album cover for, say The Alan Parsons Project ? Totally would have worked.

Posted by: Consider at January 31, 2025 09:42 AM (6rDIJ)

82 76 are we at a 100 yet ??
Posted by: runner at January 31, 2025 09:41 AM (g47mK)

just keep repeat posting that question, like kids in the backseat

Posted by: Roy at January 31, 2025 09:42 AM (z+ik4)

83 "The Cloud (Norwegian: Skyen) is an oil painting by the Norwegian artist Odd Nerdrum, from 1985. It depicts a nude man in a leather helmet, looking out over a landscape with a compact dark cloud in the sky. It is held in a private collection."

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2025 09:42 AM (g47mK)

84 Like Brooke Shields...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at January 31, 2025 09:39 AM (YzQHB)
*******
Same spelling, but definitely not named after the actress.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 31, 2025 09:43 AM (NpAcC)

85
Nerdrum! Nerdrum!

Posted by: Dyslexic Danny Torrance at January 31, 2025 09:43 AM (iJfKG)

86 But it wasn't a rock. It was a rock lobster!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 31, 2025 09:42 AM (0eaVi)

Nah nah nah nananana---- GAHHH YOU BASTARD!!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2025 09:43 AM (+iIV1)

87 just keep repeat posting that question, like kids in the backseat
Posted by: Roy at January 31, 2025 09:42 AM (z+ik4)


I need help with this !

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2025 09:43 AM (g47mK)

88 It depicts a nude man in a leather helmet, looking out over a landscape with a compact dark cloud in the sky. It is held in a private collection."

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2025 09:42 AM (g47mK)

So, it's in someone's inner rectum... I mean, sanctum.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 31, 2025 09:43 AM (0eaVi)

89 Hunter, is that you?

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 31, 2025 09:43 AM (MZ+PY)

90 Cloud Dildo is CBD's Native American name.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 31, 2025 09:44 AM (5LoD7)

91 It is held in a private collection."

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2025 09:42 AM (g47mK)

Let's keep it that way, shall we?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2025 09:44 AM (+iIV1)

92 Dude needs to put on a onesie!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

So, you're supportive of the onesie. Nice.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 31, 2025 09:44 AM (ftFVW)

93 Image search on:

Odd Nerdrum Women on the Beach

Brings up a lot of paintings including "black cloud-1" and some with women on the beach ... but no noticable sh*tting.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at January 31, 2025 09:44 AM (MDBTH)

94 And now I have the B52s in my head.


Thanks.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2025 09:44 AM (mT+6a)

95 I think Pete Buttigieg would hang this.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 31, 2025 09:44 AM (NpAcC)

96 murder N ddO

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 31, 2025 09:44 AM (5LoD7)

97 Ok, this artist has issues. Guys, do not look up his other paintings!!!

CBD, I hate you. WHY ?!

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2025 09:44 AM (g47mK)

98 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 31, 2025 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

99 The cloud
Odd Nerdrum

*********

Thanks CBD. Just when I'm trying to give up scatological humor.


Posted by: muldoon at January 31, 2025 09:45 AM (/iMjX)

100 The cloud does look rather like a gigantic cartoon whale with that flipper on its side.

Just beyond the human figure's back there appears to be something low and flat that looks like an airport terminal. The flat, wet-looking pathways make you think of runways, except they aren't straight. They could be water, though, and the dark patches are higher bits of ground.

I've got it! This is a modern reworking of the Hindenburg disaster!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2025 09:45 AM (J2vNu)

101 almost there

Posted by: Roy at January 31, 2025 09:45 AM (z+ik4)

102 It is held in a private collection.

Now think about this. Somebody saw this and was compelled, right on the spot, to scratch out a probably not insignificant check to have it for their very own.

Think about what kind of person that was. And then never ever go inside that person's house. Or van. Especially by the river.

Posted by: Consider at January 31, 2025 09:45 AM (6rDIJ)

103 Alternate Title:

Nude Dude Notices Sky Whale

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 31, 2025 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

104 Like Brooke Shields...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at January 31, 2025 09:39 AM (YzQHB)

We've been binge-watching "The Middle". She has a recurring role as a trashy neighbor of the main characters and is hilarious.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 31, 2025 09:45 AM (LxER7)

105 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. What do you call a bunch of strange people who look at art every day? Odd nerds. Mmm?
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2025 09:45 AM (W/lyH)

106 Dude needs to put on a onesie!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 31, 2025 09:41 AM (7fElN)

--------------

"Unvaxxed, Unafraid" on one side;
"Unmasked, Unafraid" on the other.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 31, 2025 09:45 AM (vAHT7)

107 And I thought I didn't know clouds, at all!

Posted by: Joni Mitchell at January 31, 2025 09:45 AM (mDSxS)

108 So, Odd is not even normal?

Posted by: dantesed at January 31, 2025 09:46 AM (Oy/m2)

109 Both Norwegians, Edvard Munch died in 1944, Odd Nerdrum was born in 1944. Coincidence, or something else?

Posted by: Mental Illness On Parade at January 31, 2025 09:46 AM (G5+As)

110 This painting is what happens when you name your kid Odd.
What were his parents thinking?

Posted by: redridinghood at January 31, 2025 09:46 AM (NpAcC)

111 Anthony Kiedis (Red Hot Chili Peppers) watches Pacific Palisades burn, and contemplates rewriting that song about LA

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2025 09:32 AM (x0n13)



What is "A song guaranteed to suck," Alex.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 31, 2025 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

112 And then never ever go inside that person's house. Or van. Especially by the river.
------------
Neil Young?

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 31, 2025 09:46 AM (Wg6v7)

113 38
I presume that's a man in the foreground despite his long hair, like Samson I suppose.

If it's a woman, she's got man arms.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

NO! There is, another...

Posted by: Yoda, referring to Mike Obama at January 31, 2025 09:46 AM (JCZqz)

114 Ugh. Would not hang nor visit any gallery that had this in exhibition.

Odd is certainly fitting name for the artist.

Posted by: whig at January 31, 2025 09:47 AM (ctrM5)

115 Why does CBD think art is a threat?

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2025 09:47 AM (fV+MH)

116 Just when I'm trying to give up scatological humor.

Posted by: muldoon at January 31, 2025 09:45 AM (/iMjX)


I aim to please!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 31, 2025 09:47 AM (mWSu4)

117 ‼️"At least six senior FBI leaders have been ordered to retire, resign or be fired by Monday, according to sources briefed on the matter, extending a purge that began last week at the Justice Department across the street from the FBI headquarters.

The senior officials are at the executive assistant director level or special agent in charge level and include those who oversee cyber, national security and criminal investigations, the sources told CNN. Some were notified while Kash Patel, President Donald Trump’s pick to lead the agency, sat answering questions from senators for his confirmation hearing Thursday.

Trump transition officials in recent months have signaled plans to push aside leaders promoted by former FBI Director Christopher Wray."

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2025 09:47 AM (g47mK)

118 It depicts a nude man in a leather helmet, looking out over a landscape with a compact dark cloud in the sky. It is held in a private collection."

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2025


***
The bottom edge of the dark mass looks like it could be a helmet, yes, but there is a strand of something on top that makes me think of hair.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2025 09:47 AM (J2vNu)

119 107 And I thought I didn't know clouds, at all!
Posted by: Joni Mitchell

Joni Mitchell > Joni Ernst?

Posted by: Moron Math at January 31, 2025 09:47 AM (JCZqz)

120 I think Pete Buttigieg would hang this.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 31, 2025 09:44 AM (NpAcC)



Because it resembles imagery of when Chasten "leaves it in?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 31, 2025 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

121 The cloud does look rather like a gigantic cartoon whale with that flipper on its side.

...

I've got it! This is a modern reworking of the Hindenburg disaster!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2025 09:45 AM (J2vNu)

------------

"Oh, the huge manatee!"

/obligatory

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 31, 2025 09:47 AM (vAHT7)

122 CBD = weirdo

Posted by: There. I said it for everybody at January 31, 2025 09:47 AM (YrUlT)

123
"Oh, the huge manatee!"

/obligatory
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 31, 2025 09:47 AM (vAHT7)

golf clap

Posted by: Roy at January 31, 2025 09:48 AM (z+ik4)

124 109 Both Norwegians, Edvard Munch died in 1944, Odd Nerdrum was born in 1944. Coincidence, or something else?
Posted by: Mental Illness On Parade
=======
Mercury poisoning from eating too much fish.

Posted by: whig at January 31, 2025 09:48 AM (ctrM5)

125 Dildo art.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2025 09:48 AM (fV+MH)

126 He vexes me.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2025 09:48 AM (aD39U)

127 He is not an artist. Some fetishist.

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2025 09:48 AM (g47mK)

128 I would have guessed Odd was Dutch. Just because, whenever something is this weird, I always assume its Dutch.

Posted by: Consider at January 31, 2025 09:49 AM (6rDIJ)

129 " CBD = weirdo
Posted by: There. I said it for everybody"

Speaking for everybody...I think we all agree.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2025 09:49 AM (fV+MH)

130 You might not brook any complaints, but will you stream them?

Posted by: tankdemon at January 31, 2025 09:49 AM (xL68M)

131 Isn't this the opening scene from Prometheus?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2025 09:49 AM (aD39U)

132 128 I would have guessed Odd was Dutch. Just because, whenever something is this weird, I always assume its Dutch.
Posted by: Consider

Lol

Posted by: Pablo Picasso at January 31, 2025 09:50 AM (JCZqz)

133 Artist Odd Nerdrum
Year 1985
Medium Oil on canvas
Dimensions 123 cm × 139 cm (48 in × 55 in)
Location Private collection

Almost 4 ft x 5 ft

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2025 09:50 AM (gbOdA)

134 What is "A song guaranteed to suck," Alex.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 31, 2025 09:46 AM


*raises hand*

Posted by: Yoko Ono at January 31, 2025 09:50 AM (kgE5c)

135 Image search on:

Odd Nerdrum Women on the Beach

Brings up a lot of paintings including "black cloud-1" and some with women on the beach ... but no noticable sh*tting.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at January 31, 2025


***
None of them seem attractive. And a lot of them are pregnant, for some reason.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2025 09:50 AM (J2vNu)

136 The Norwegian phallus on the left is typical of these kitschy-type hacks who wish to shock me with their schlock.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 31, 2025 09:50 AM (hXQfZ)

137 The Cloud.

"Ohhh! So THAT'S where all my computer's information is being sent!"
–Kamala

Posted by: red speck at January 31, 2025 09:50 AM (0Id0S)

138 The Cloud - 1985
Odd Nerdrum

This is gay. So gay it should only be hung in a gay bar next to the gay drag queen dogs playing strip poker. So I thought until I read this at Wikipedia: Old Odd was a fraudster who hid his cash from the Norwegian tax man. Immediate upgrade: Masterpiece. Still gay but a gay masterpiece. Oddly, Odd is not gay. I admit it, my approach to evaluating art is not conventional.

From Wikipedia: The original version is severely damaged because it was painted with an oil mix that turned out to be sensitive to heat. The damaged painting was shown as part of Nerdrum's 2011 tax case, when the Norwegian tax agency deemed that Nerdrum had evaded taxes during the years 1997–2002 by hiding earnings in an Austrian safe deposit box. Nerdrum's defence said that the money was kept so it could be repaid to buyers [sure, Jan] of potentially damaged paintings from the same period as The Cloud, and that the secrecy was maintained to avoid a general devaluation of Nerdrum's art.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 31, 2025 09:51 AM (Q8Bj8)

139 Lets imagine a society had progressed to the point where they could weave, or fashion leather, into something like a helmet or hood or other head covering.

Can we assume that same society would use those same skills to make something resembling a loin cloth ?

Posted by: Consider at January 31, 2025 09:51 AM (6rDIJ)

140 Complaints unbrooked. Not surprised it's a Scandi artist. Odd Nerdrum would be a cool name for a fantasy character.

It's better than Hunter's art, at least!

Posted by: LizLem at January 31, 2025 09:51 AM (gWBY1)

141 > Trump transition officials in recent months have signaled plans to push aside leaders promoted by former FBI Director Christopher Wray."
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Evidently, Wray's plan to "Trump - proof" his legacy and the top-tier C-Suite partisans did not work out so well.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 31, 2025 09:51 AM (Q4IgG)

142 136 The Norwegian phallus on the left is typical of these kitschy-type hacks who wish to shock me with their schlock.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 31, 2025 09:50 AM (hXQfZ)


Schlong

At least for self-portraiture.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at January 31, 2025 09:51 AM (MDBTH)

143 Some day Ill wish up on a star
And wake where the cloud is far behind me

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2025 09:52 AM (gbOdA)

144 I grew up in the formerly Norwegian-American neighborhood of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. I knew several guys named Odd.

Posted by: It's Not Unusual at January 31, 2025 09:52 AM (G5+As)

145 Beware the Flying Potato

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 31, 2025 09:53 AM (FoIOl)

146 Trump transition officials in recent months have signaled plans to push aside leaders promoted by former FBI Director Christopher Wray."
Posted by: runner

Me likey. Let's add all the flag rank officers that Buydin and JEF promoted also to the buh bye list.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2025 09:53 AM (WXNFJ)

147 We need Kris interpretation on this.

Posted by: dantesed at January 31, 2025 09:53 AM (Oy/m2)

148 This is gay. So gay it should only be hung in a gay bar next to the gay drag queen dogs playing strip poker.

they have that in a bar I go to. Is it a gay bar?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2025 09:53 AM (gbOdA)

149 I see Odd's ambitions to become a world renown painter of custom vans never took off.

Posted by: Consider at January 31, 2025 09:53 AM (6rDIJ)

150 It is held in a private collection.

Along with copies of the Pnakotic Manuscripts and a rare Al-Azif, no doubt.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 31, 2025 09:53 AM (0hwD1)

151 Trump transition officials in recent months have signaled plans to push aside leaders promoted by former FBI Director Christopher Wray."

You misspelled "nailed to the Tree of Woe".

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2025 09:54 AM (xCA6C)

152 Ummmm. Ok

Posted by: Doof at January 31, 2025 09:54 AM (uACWf)

153 "We need Kris interpretation on this.
Posted by: dantesed"

Yes. We need some not asshole person so explain this.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2025 09:54 AM (fV+MH)

154 they have that in a bar I go to. Is it a gay bar?

Spoiler Alert - yes.

Posted by: Consider at January 31, 2025 09:55 AM (6rDIJ)

155 I would paint this on the side of my free iodine pills van.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2025 09:55 AM (gbOdA)

156 Howdy, Food!

Posted by: Bulg at January 31, 2025 09:55 AM (77rzZ)

157 lAlternate Title:

"This Day in 1968 Robert Plant Goes to the Beach For an S&M Romp and Is Suddenly Inspired For the Name of His New Band"

Posted by: naturalfake at January 31, 2025 09:55 AM (iJfKG)

158 >>> This is gay. So gay it should only be hung in a gay bar next to the gay drag queen dogs playing strip poker. So I thought until I read this at Wikipedia: Old Odd was a fraudster who hid his cash from the Norwegian tax man. Immediate upgrade: Masterpiece.

Ha. There was a comedian joking about the government going after Shakira for tax evasion. He was like, I think they are trying to use this to smear her in the press, but it just makes her hotter to me! Because screw the tax collectors.

Posted by: LizLem at January 31, 2025 09:55 AM (gWBY1)

159 This is gay. So gay it should only be hung in a gay bar next to the gay drag queen dogs playing strip poker.

they have that in a bar I go to. Is it a gay bar?


All the dudes in leather chaps, face masks, and rivets weren't a clue?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2025 09:55 AM (xCA6C)

160 they have that in a bar I go to. Is it a gay bar?
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Absolutely not! All those guys following you into the bathroom and offering to hold it for you while you pee are just being cordial.

Posted by: There. I said it for everybody at January 31, 2025 09:55 AM (YrUlT)

161 Remember our conversation about CBD loving or hating us?

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2025 09:55 AM (PMtkd)

162 This painting is what happens when you name your kid Odd.
What were his parents thinking?


I don't get it.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 31, 2025 09:56 AM (/y8xj)

163 This is gay. So gay it should only be hung in a gay bar next to the gay drag queen dogs playing strip poker.

they have that in a bar I go to. Is it a gay bar?
Posted by: rhennigantx

An abundance of penumbras and emanations would be required before arriving at that conclusion.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 31, 2025 09:56 AM (Q8Bj8)

164 Trump transition brings up really bad images

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 31, 2025 09:56 AM (6v8aM)

165 You misspelled "nailed to the Tree of Woe".
Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2025 09:54 AM (xCA6C)

Judges would have accepted chained to Wheel of Pain.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2025 09:56 AM (gbOdA)

166 Thanks CBD. Just when I'm trying to give up scatological humor.
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No shit??

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 31, 2025 09:56 AM (5LoD7)

167 155 I would paint this on the side of my free iodine pills van.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2025 09:55 AM (gbOdA)

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Where can I find that van?

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2025 09:56 AM (PMtkd)

168
~*blink,, blink-blink*~

Posted by: Zombie Bob Ross at January 31, 2025 09:56 AM (EFZgU)

169 >>> Some day Ill wish up on a star
And wake where the cloud is far behind me
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2025 09:52 AM (gbOdA)

Nevar!

Posted by: The Cloud, Looming Closer at January 31, 2025 09:56 AM (gWBY1)

170 Wesley Snipes went to Club Fed for taxes in 2019. He out yet?

Posted by: gKWVE at January 31, 2025 09:57 AM (0hwD1)

171 Howdy, Food!
Posted by: Bulg at January 31, 2025 09:55 AM (77rzZ)


'Sup Glub?

Posted by: Doof at January 31, 2025 09:57 AM (uACWf)

172 they have that in a bar I go to. Is it a gay bar?
Posted by: rhennigantx

Only if one of the other patrons asks "May I push up your stool?"

Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2025 09:57 AM (WXNFJ)

173 Complaints unbrooked. Not surprised it's a Scandi artist. Odd Nerdrum would be a cool name for a fantasy character.

It's better than Hunter's art, at least!
Posted by: LizLem at January 31, 2025


***
"Odd Nerdrum, Love Magician"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2025 09:58 AM (J2vNu)

174 Not much, Food. Very wet here.

Posted by: Bulg at January 31, 2025 09:58 AM (77rzZ)

175 158 >>> This is gay. So gay it should only be hung in a gay bar next to the gay drag queen dogs playing strip poker. So I thought until I read this at Wikipedia: Old Odd was a fraudster who hid his cash from the Norwegian tax man. Immediate upgrade: Masterpiece.

Ha. There was a comedian joking about the government going after Shakira for tax evasion. He was like, I think they are trying to use this to smear her in the press, but it just makes her hotter to me! Because screw the tax collectors.
Posted by: LizLem at January 31, 2025 09:55 AM (gWBY1)

Nway or Sweeten did a wealth tax. Like 1 point on wealth above $500 M that was to bring in $500 M.
Around $58 B of wealth left the country that year.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2025 09:58 AM (gbOdA)

176 P diddy is Wesley Snipes' bitch.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2025 09:58 AM (fV+MH)

177 Anthony Kiedis (Red Hot Chili Peppers) watches Pacific Palisades burn, and contemplates rewriting that song about LA

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2025 09:32 AM (x0n13)

......

What the Red Hot Chili Peppers sound like to people who don't like the Red Hot Chili Peppers....

https://tinyurl.com/5n6ahmh7

Posted by: Wowzers at January 31, 2025 09:58 AM (7NqTg)

178 okay I got the years wrong, it was 2010-13

Posted by: gKWVE at January 31, 2025 09:59 AM (0hwD1)

179 FWIW, for commenters looking for a job, Townhall Media is hiring quite a few positions of all sorts.

https://tinyurl.com/yyae99r9

or if you do not trust tiny urls--townhall dot com/jobs. Replace the dot with a period of course.

Posted by: whig at January 31, 2025 09:59 AM (ctrM5)

180 they have that in a bar I go to. Is it a gay bar?
Posted by: rhennigantx

You thought the name-Ramrod Lounge-referenced firearms?

Posted by: The Grand Poof. at January 31, 2025 09:59 AM (G5+As)

181 Where can I find that van?

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2025 09:56 AM (PMtkd)

Ben Franklin Elementary Little Rock AR

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2025 09:59 AM (gbOdA)

182 One can easily discern, from the physical composition featuring the barely clad man of good muscle tone in the classic bottom right quadrant position that this paining represents the artists inner struggles with missing The Village People's Farewell Tour show in Stuttgart in '92. The muted palate is symbolic of the yearning for more vibrant, one might say fabulous colorings. The ethereal nature of the cloud imagery is a rather obvious portrayal of one's own inner fluidity, transitioning to various forms. The white figure at the nine o'clock position portrays a yearning for biscuits baked from a pre-packaged tube.

Posted by: Not Asshole Person at January 31, 2025 10:00 AM (6rDIJ)

183 You thought the name-Ramrod Lounge-referenced firearms?
Posted by: The Grand Poof. at January 31, 2025 09:59 AM (G5+As)

And to think I was just getting used to the nice dick comments in the mens room.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2025 10:00 AM (gbOdA)

184 "What the Red Hot Chili Peppers sound like to people who don't like the Red Hot Chili Peppers....
"

Hey wappa doon don daey.

Skitty diddy dop a doon don day.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2025 10:00 AM (fV+MH)

185 Uh....

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2025 10:00 AM (bss/y)

186 184 "What the Red Hot Chili Peppers sound like to people who don't like the Red Hot Chili Peppers....
"

Hey wappa doon don daey.

Skitty diddy dop a doon don day.
Posted by: eleven
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You captured their essence.

Posted by: whig at January 31, 2025 10:01 AM (ctrM5)

187 >>>136 The Norwegian phallus on the left is typical of these kitschy-type hacks who wish to shock me with their schlock.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 31, 2025 09:50 AM (hXQfZ)


Schlong

At least for self-portraiture.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know

>Schlock, cock, schlong. Is CBD Norwegian?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 31, 2025 10:02 AM (hXQfZ)

188 Is that Elijah?

Posted by: I gotta ask at January 31, 2025 10:02 AM (DobEs)

189 this is worse, this individual , who I refuse to call an artist, he is a pervert .

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2025 10:02 AM (g47mK)

190 The imagination vomits over what CBD was going to post if he posted this guy's butt

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 31, 2025 10:02 AM (6v8aM)

191 Tax evasion??

Sounds good to me.

"See, squire? Fire melted the painting so I had to give him a near-full refund, governor."

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 31, 2025 10:02 AM (5LoD7)

192 Helo was over 1/2 mile to far north
and at least 100 ft too hi

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2025 10:03 AM (gbOdA)

193 The cloud does look something like a manatee. At least the flipper looks like a sirenian's.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2025 10:03 AM (J2vNu)

194 The Govs Are Getting Restless. governors, led by Pritzker of Illinois and Healey of Massachusetts, pleaded with Schumer to slow down the confirmation of Trump’s cabinet...conference between Schumer and six Democratic governors that laid bare differences within the party over how to counteract a seemingly rampant Trump...

Schumer and the other old goats need to step down. They are unable to adapt and need to put country over power.

JB Pritzker is the best Illinois governor of my life. He's a smart, no-nonsense kind of guy who's been really good for Illinois. If he wants to run for president, I'll support him.

He'll run for Durban's seat. I sure hope we haven't seen the last of him! He would make a great POTUS. He’s not the media darling others are….sadly that may hold him back

How does that work? Democratic governors are attacking a Democrat? Hold town halls, it will be up to the people to throw out the billionaires, and I don’t mean at the ballot box. Fight. Resist.

they're all in uncharted waters just reacting. They all seem stunned that the titanic is going down. They're afraid to have town halls because they have no answers.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 31, 2025 10:03 AM (JCZqz)

195 Helo was over 1/2 mile to far north
and at least 100 ft too hi


And this artist was so high they could see him on air traffic control as well.

Posted by: Consider at January 31, 2025 10:04 AM (6rDIJ)

196 Around $58 B of wealth left the country that year.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2025 09:58 AM (gbOdA)

Leftists are simply stupid.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 31, 2025 10:04 AM (mWSu4)

197 The cloud does look something like a manatee. At least the flipper looks like a sirenian's.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Tell me more. Dugong.

Posted by: Bulg at January 31, 2025 10:05 AM (77rzZ)

198 LOL, Bioware just fired all its writers.
On topic of creative / coding jobs, Mass Effect 5 looks like it's starting over.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 31, 2025 10:05 AM (0hwD1)

199 JB Pritzker is the best Illinois governor of my life. He's a smart, no-nonsense kind of guy who's been really good for Illinois. If he wants to run for president, I'll support him.


==


OK, which one of uz guys posted that ??

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2025 10:05 AM (g47mK)

200 On a personal note, my son has died. Some of you are aware, he had Down Syndrome, and I tried to give him as good a life as possible. This wasn't a protracted illness, but I thought he would recover.

Those of you who pray, I don't believe he needs it. If our God is loving and kind, he now has the purest of souls to hold and protect.

Pray for those of us who knew and love him, the loss is immeasurable. I won't be around today, so please, do not sidetrack the thread here. I know many of you will want to express your condolences, and I would ask instead that you hold close those you love, and today, be kind to each other.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2025 10:05 AM (Vksce)

201 Clouds are one of the most intriguing natural phenomenon to photograph or paint because they're constantly changing. I have dozens of photos of them. Sometimes several taken within seconds of each other... but only one is "perfect."

They're hard to paint too. But I can't explain this thing.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 31, 2025 10:06 AM (Q4IgG)

202 JB Pritzker is the best Illinois governor of my life. He's a smart, no-nonsense kind of guy who's been really good for Illinois. If he wants to run for president, I'll support him.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 31, 2025 10:03 AM (JCZqz)


Oh Please Oh Please Oh Please Oh Please Oh Please Oh Please!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 31, 2025 10:06 AM (mWSu4)

203 JB Pritzker is the best Illinois governor of my life.

Don't take the brown acid, my dude.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 31, 2025 10:06 AM (0hwD1)

204 "Your mother's a blimp!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko


*********

The Absurdity of Life -

Colonel Taylor said "Oh, the insanity!"
Solomon said life is but Vanity
And Nerdrum's art features
A stylized sea creature
My thought bubble: "Oh the huge manatee!"


Posted by: muldoon at January 31, 2025 10:06 AM (/iMjX)

205 Around $58 B of wealth left the country that year.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2025 09:58 AM (gbOdA)

Leftists are simply stupid.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Axioms are so hot.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 31, 2025 10:07 AM (Q8Bj8)

206 Condolences, BurtTC.

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2025 10:08 AM (g47mK)

207 For those of you interested, it looks like Odd has a few other offerings coming up for auction. Sale price estimates seem to hover around $10K. You won't get this beauty, however.

Posted by: Consider at January 31, 2025 10:08 AM (6rDIJ)

208 Noted BurtTC. Thank you for the update.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 31, 2025 10:08 AM (Q8Bj8)

209 Burt, prayers up. Downs Kids are the Meek mentioned in the Bible. I always enjoy their company. My condolences.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 31, 2025 10:08 AM (Wg6v7)

210 JB Pritzker is the best Illinois governor of my life. He's a smart, no-nonsense kind of guy who's been really good for Illinois. If he wants to run for president, I'll support him.

Please do. Be my guest.

Posted by: JB Pritzkers Suspenders at January 31, 2025 10:09 AM (6rDIJ)

211 194 JB Pritzker is the best Illinois governor of my life. He's a smart, no-nonsense kind of guy who's been really good for Illinois. If he wants to run for president, I'll support him.

How does that work? Democratic governors are attacking a Democrat? Hold town halls, it will be up to the people to throw out the billionaires, and I don’t mean at the ballot box. Fight. Resist.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 31, 2025 10:03 AM (JCZqz)

========

This might be my new favorite genre of contrasting DU posts:

1. Pritzker is great!
2. Billionaires must be purged from the party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 31, 2025 10:09 AM (GBKbO)

212 Gay bars are passe' these days. Using gay dating apps like Grindr or Squirt.org to message someone to beat and kill you are much more efficient. Cuts out the middleman.

Posted by: Perry Poofter at January 31, 2025 10:09 AM (G5+As)

213 Pray for those of us who knew and love him, the loss is immeasurable. I won't be around today, so please, do not sidetrack the thread here. I know many of you will want to express your condolences, and I would ask instead that you hold close those you love, and today, be kind to each other.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2025 10:05 AM (Vksce)

There are no words I know.. Prayers for your son and Family

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2025 10:09 AM (VE6XX)

214 Skitty ditty don doon don hey

Californy gonna him dom bay

::crowd goes wild::

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2025 10:09 AM (fV+MH)

215 Plus, Pritzker can eat 50 eggs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2025 10:09 AM (hY4dx)

216 The painting is better than anything Edward Munch did. That’s how bad I think Munch is.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2025 10:10 AM (IOGah)

217 Looks like Shain beat me to the manatee punchline.

I don't sea cow that could happen!

Manatee puns! Go...

Posted by: muldoon at January 31, 2025 10:10 AM (/iMjX)

218 198 LOL, Bioware just fired all its writers.
On topic of creative / coding jobs, Mass Effect 5 looks like it's starting over.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 31, 2025 10:05 AM (0hwD1)

It 'might' be good if that is the case. I do not hold out much hope though.

I think Inquisition was the point I realized they were screwed. One example: The Inquisitor lady in the cutscenes for the second game had a hot librarian thing. Pretty with a cute accent. Same character in Inquisition became a stand in for a young granny from Beverly Hillbillies. Stripped away all the softness of her features. Hard angles, leathery.

Beyond the other choices for the game, that was the one that hit me first.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2025 10:10 AM (bss/y)

219 Manatees are abused only because dolphins are rapists.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 31, 2025 10:11 AM (hXQfZ)

220 218 It 'might' be good if that is the case. I do not hold out much hope though.

I think Inquisition was the point I realized they were screwed. One example: The Inquisitor lady in the cutscenes for the second game had a hot librarian thing. Pretty with a cute accent. Same character in Inquisition became a stand in for a young granny from Beverly Hillbillies. Stripped away all the softness of her features. Hard angles, leathery.

Beyond the other choices for the game, that was the one that hit me first.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2025 10:10 AM (bss/y)

======

I subscribe to Dark Horizons in my RSS feed, mostly for some movie news, but they cover gaming news too.

I remember a few months ago some pissily written article about how Dragon Age couldn't possibly be a drag on EA since it sold so many units, in the middle of all the news about how Dragon Age had undersold expectations heavily.

And then, earlier this week, they wrote a pretty straight article about how EA was downsizing in part because of Dragon Age.

It tickled me.

Dark Horizon also has some of the absolute dumbest commenters. It's a shitshow.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 31, 2025 10:12 AM (GBKbO)

221 For some reason the figure in the foreground makes me think of the Sphinx.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 31, 2025 10:12 AM (kTd/k)

222 Painting I've never seen before.

I will call it a whale fart floatation

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 31, 2025 10:12 AM (gi+MR)

223 Kris, we need you here.

Posted by: Tuna at January 31, 2025 10:12 AM (oaGWv)

224 Anyway, like I was sayin', manatee is the fruit of the bayou. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's uh, manatee-kabobs, manatee creole, manatee gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple manatee, lemon manatee, coconut manatee, pepper manatee, manatee soup, manatee stew, manatee salad, manatee and potatoes, manatee burger, manatee sandwich. That- that's about it.

Oh the Gump Manatee!

Posted by: muldoon at January 31, 2025 10:13 AM (/iMjX)

225 On a personal note, my son has died. Some of you are aware, he had Down Syndrome, and I tried to give him as good a life as possible. This wasn't a protracted illness, but I thought he would recover.

Those of you who pray, I don't believe he needs it. If our God is loving and kind, he now has the purest of souls to hold and protect.

Pray for those of us who knew and love him, the loss is immeasurable. I won't be around today, so please, do not sidetrack the thread here. I know many of you will want to express your condolences, and I would ask instead that you hold close those you love, and today, be kind to each other.

Posted by: BurtTC


You and your family have my deepest condolences and prayers. I am so sorry to hear this.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2025 10:13 AM (CT61Q)

226 Condolences BurtTC. Wishing you and your family strength and healing.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at January 31, 2025 10:13 AM (CXFY/)

227 So sorry to hear about that, BurtTC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 31, 2025 10:13 AM (GBKbO)

228 I once saw a flounder eat a manatee.

He couldndn't eat no mo!

Yeah I'm not trying very hard.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2025 10:14 AM (fV+MH)

229 Manatee puns! Go...
Posted by: muldoon

I'm steller at them. Sea me cow my competitors.

Posted by: Bulg at January 31, 2025 10:14 AM (77rzZ)

230 Hey everyone remember that big stock market crash from a few days ago? You know when cnnc and the rest of the msm was setting its hair on fire?

Weirdly all the losses have been made up and then some.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 31, 2025 10:14 AM (6PsrN)

231 Big Bro hugs Burt

Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2025 10:14 AM (WXNFJ)

232 A manatee once bit my sister.

Posted by: Bulg at January 31, 2025 10:14 AM (77rzZ)

233 Kris, we need you here.
Posted by: Tuna


**********

She'll just describe the technical aspects, such as dividing the canvas into turds.

😮

Posted by: muldoon at January 31, 2025 10:15 AM (/iMjX)

234 Odd is the Odd, and still alive! It looks like and old work, not just a chronically sad Scandi. Sounds like he has a very complicated life right up to finding out his mama was a cheat and his name should be Sandved, as mama was involved with the architect. Sad stuff.

Posted by: Long night... darkness lifted. at January 31, 2025 10:16 AM (2NXcZ)

235 Deepest condolences, BurtTC.

Posted by: Bert G at January 31, 2025 10:16 AM (VARTN)

236 Burt, I can't imagine the pain of your loss. I will pray for you and your family indeed.

Posted by: Bulg at January 31, 2025 10:16 AM (77rzZ)

237 Sorry for your loss Burt.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2025 10:17 AM (fV+MH)

238 A manatee once bit my sister.

Posted by: Bulg at January 31, 2025 10:14 AM (77rzZ)

I was bitten by a horse, once.

Posted by: BignJames at January 31, 2025 10:17 AM (Yj6Os)

239 215 Plus, Pritzker can eat 50 eggs.
Posted by: Cicero

Just 50? Bitch. He is the size of a barge, though.

Posted by: Gaston at January 31, 2025 10:17 AM (JCZqz)

240 " A manatee once bit my sister.
Posted by: Bulg"

Those fuckers are mean. People don't know that.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2025 10:18 AM (fV+MH)

241 She'll just describe the technical aspects, such as dividing the canvas into turds.

😮
Posted by: muldoon at January 31, 2025 10:15 AM (/iMjX

Excellent.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2025 10:18 AM (IOGah)

242 Uh...yeah don't know what to make of this. Naked person hiding from dick shaped clouds.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 31, 2025 10:19 AM (VwHCD)

243 Posted by: BurtTC


So sorry. Will pray for you and your family.

Posted by: Long night... darkness lifted. at January 31, 2025 10:19 AM (2NXcZ)

244 A naked guy looking at some giant phallic thing? Me like!

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 31, 2025 10:20 AM (t0Rmr)

245 " Big Bro hugs Burt
Posted by: Tonypete"

nice.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2025 10:20 AM (fV+MH)

246 Boat captains love giving manatees the props they deserve.

Posted by: muldoon at January 31, 2025 10:20 AM (/iMjX)

247 > A manatee once bit my sister.
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Once bitten, twice shy.

Posted by: Great White at January 31, 2025 10:20 AM (Q4IgG)

248 Dark Horizon also has some of the absolute dumbest commenters. It's a shitshow.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 31, 2025 10:12 AM (GBKbO)

Bioware is fascinating in that you can watch the wheel come off as the games went on.

ME2- probably the apex of the studio. Good characters, good story, beautiful game. Just the right mix of grim and humor.

ME3- 95% of a great game. Just the ending (probably rushed.) Floated the first gay interaction. Poor Kaiden. 'Either you die a hero or live to be the weird gay friend.'

ME:A- a dynamite story concept and gameplay, the characters started to really fall off. They were just lifeless.

DA:I- there is some good stuff in there, but they started to cram in all of the gay and made all of the women unattractive. Story wise, it is not horrible, just lost the focus of the earlier games and became more generic.

And then they took all of the shit that had made the prior games shit and distilled it into Veilguard.

I'd wager a lot of the sales that Veilguard DID get were based on just the studio name and the memory of the prior, great games.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2025 10:20 AM (bss/y)

249 "how do I get it... Up my ass?"

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 31, 2025 10:20 AM (Ls1Xv)

250 Would hang.

In a gay closet.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2025 10:20 AM (fV+MH)

251 So sorry, BurtTC.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2025 10:21 AM (bss/y)

252 Did you hear about the lady manatee who swam under a boat's propeller?

Disaster!!

Posted by: muldoon at January 31, 2025 10:21 AM (/iMjX)

253 242 Uh...yeah don't know what to make of this. Naked person hiding from dick shaped clouds.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 31, 2025 10:19 AM (VwHCD)

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It's like reliving the nightmare of summer camp all over again, amirite?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2025 10:22 AM (hY4dx)

254 248
I'd wager a lot of the sales that Veilguard DID get were based on just the studio name and the memory of the prior, great games.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2025 10:20 AM (bss/y)

======

If I remember correctly, they were expecting 6 million units and they sold about 1.5 million.

Games be expensive to make, yo. Gotta pump up those numbers. Those are rookie numbers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 31, 2025 10:22 AM (GBKbO)

255 Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2025 10:05 AM (Vksce)

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Condolences aren't anywhere near enough.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2025 10:22 AM (PMtkd)

256 I am so very sorry for your loss, BurtTC.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 31, 2025 10:23 AM (iODuv)

257 Why makes me think this is Pharaoh about to get it in the can from the Almighty?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2025 10:23 AM (bss/y)

258 It could have been a Transwomanatee. Are you a biologist?

Posted by: Shrieking Obese Purple Haired Googlecensor at January 31, 2025 10:23 AM (+dH5E)

259 Uh...yeah don't know what to make of this. Naked person hiding from dick shaped clouds.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 31, 2025 10:19 AM (VwHCD)

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It's like reliving the nightmare of summer camp all over again, amirite?
Posted by: Cicero


See #5 up top. Yeah. Really bad dream.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2025 10:24 AM (CT61Q)

260 Dark Horizon also has some of the absolute dumbest commenters. It's a shitshow.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 31, 2025 10:12 AM (GBKbO)

Lots of shitshows out there. I have a neighbor whose wife is addicted to reddit's AITA series, especially the stories about child custody and "affair babies". Apparently the trend for these women is to shit on any guy will not "step up" and raise another man's kid. Where do they get these posters?

Posted by: Long night... darkness lifted. at January 31, 2025 10:24 AM (2NXcZ)

261 I don't care if I sound like a Karen, I'd like to speak to the manager about this pic.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2025 10:24 AM (PMtkd)

262 Just noticed the artist's name. Painting fits.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 31, 2025 10:24 AM (VwHCD)

263 May his memory be a blessing , BurtTC.

Peace be with you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2025 10:24 AM (+UZHh)

264 The painting is sort of frustrating. Nerdrum's talent is obvious in the way he paints the figure and the landscape. The dark cloud against the luminous figure, shining clouds and reflected light of the land captures the eye. But there is no context for the scene. Maybe there would be in Norway. I think it would be more effective as a book illustration.

Posted by: JTB at January 31, 2025 10:25 AM (yTvNw)

265 Has garrett seen this painting yet ?

Posted by: Consider at January 31, 2025 10:25 AM (6rDIJ)

266 Games be expensive to make, yo. Gotta pump up those numbers. Those are rookie numbers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 31, 2025 10:22 AM (GBKbO)

No shit. The saddest part is, if they just did a complete and total word for word remake of even Jade Empire, it would be a hit.

KoToR would be the same (even more so), and they are supposedly doing a remake- but it was not going to be a faithful remake, they were planning to change stuff. Fucking idiots.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2025 10:25 AM (bss/y)

267 Leftists are simply stupid.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 31, 2025 10:04 AM (mWSu4)

Obama stated that yes taxes were needed for revenue but that it was governments job to punish the wealthy.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2025 10:25 AM (gbOdA)

268 Former Interior Sec. Chief Dream Catcher (2020-2024) is going to run for New Mexico's Governor. If She gets elected and she will, New Mexico, or East California as I prefer to call it, will reach its destiny: West Albania.

In other news, the National Assessment of Educational Progress ranked New Mexico's public education system 51st this year beating out Puerto Rico. Mississippi immediately declared a year of celebration.

Meanwhile, the NM legislature introduced a bipartisan bill to legalize a medical psilocybin program. Nothing to see here, move along.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 31, 2025 10:26 AM (Q8Bj8)

269 That cloud looks like a big turd (I didn't check but I's sure others noticed).
Bad moon rising!

Posted by: Anacleto Mitraglia at January 31, 2025 10:26 AM (/i+Fl)

270 So I got a link on Farcebook for a proposal over in MA to introduce an independent board to suggest savings in state spending...I assume the idea is to have a state level DOGE

I looked at the comments for a laugh. A fair amount are "why would another bureaucracy help things" but perhaps 2/3s of the comments are "what we really need to do is get rid of the Democrats running the state"

Now when I look at the vote totals supposedly MA is 2/3 communist and 1/3 normal. And while I've met plenty of MA communists it isn't 2 to 1 versus normies. Yes I understand I'm likely not fully embracing the Masshole experience BUT...

I see this pattern from every blue area, where the people just randomly expressing their opinions do not match the vote totals that come from those areas...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2025 10:26 AM (t0Rmr)

271 265 Has garrett seen this painting yet ?
Posted by: Consider at January 31, 2025 10:25 AM (6rDIJ)\
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*snicker*

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2025 10:26 AM (PMtkd)

272 if you do not trust tiny urls--townhall dot com/jobs. Replace the dot with a period of course.

Posted by: whig at January 31, 2025 09:59 AM (ctrM5)


Pro tip: if you place a + at the end of your tinyurl it will take you to a preview of the url redirect.

https://tinyurl.com/yyae99r9+

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 31, 2025 10:27 AM (ExV1e)

273 'The Cloud As Sausage' ... ? No. This is ... unhangable.

Posted by: Dr_No at January 31, 2025 10:27 AM (ayRl+)

274 Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2025 10:05 AM

I'm so sorry. May his memory be eternal.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 31, 2025 10:27 AM (kgE5c)

275 To revise an old refrain from the Obama years, "What fresh hell will Trump visit upon the Dems today?"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 31, 2025 10:27 AM (RPWCv)

276 Apparently the trend for these women is to shit on any guy will not "step up" and raise another man's kid.

In the old days cuckolding your husband would get you the axe.

Posted by: Henry the 8th I am at January 31, 2025 10:28 AM (t0Rmr)

277 267 Leftists are simply stupid.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 31, 2025 10:04 AM (mWSu4)

Obama stated that yes taxes were needed for revenue but that it was governments job to punish the wealthy.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2025 10:25 AM (gbOdA)

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Tell me you know nothing about America without telling me you know nothing about America.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2025 10:28 AM (PMtkd)

278 Apparently the trend for these women is to shit on any guy will not "step up" and raise another man's kid. Where do they get these posters?

"Step Up" has turned into a euphemism for "pay no attention to your own best interests and do what I want instead". The people that fall for it are the same people that fall for the variations of "dare you" and "bet you can't".

Also known as idiots.

Posted by: Consider at January 31, 2025 10:28 AM (6rDIJ)

279 Lots of shitshows out there. I have a neighbor whose wife is addicted to reddit's AITA series, especially the stories about child custody and "affair babies". Apparently the trend for these women is to shit on any guy will not "step up" and raise another man's kid. Where do they get these posters?
Posted by: Long night



It's. A. Trap! Stay single kings!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2025 10:28 AM (CT61Q)

280 Burt

prayers from down here in Texas.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2025 10:29 AM (gbOdA)

281 On a personal note, my son has died. Some of you are aware, he had Down Syndrome, and I tried to give him as good a life as possible. This wasn't a protracted illness, but I thought he would recover.

So sorry for your loss.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2025 10:29 AM (t0Rmr)

282 New camera angle of the DC crash. Link to X:

https://tinyurl.com/mrvauw5v

Link to Breitbart:

https://tinyurl.com/d23jt32c



Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 31, 2025 10:29 AM (iODuv)

283 Has garrett seen this painting yet ?
Posted by: Consider at January 31, 2025 10:25 AM


You're assuming he doesn't own a copy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 31, 2025 10:29 AM (kgE5c)

284 If mayor Bass shitting in these lefties faces doesn't wake them up then what in the fuck purpose does California serve for the rest of us?

Why do we want them in the Republic?

Let's take inland Cali and let the coast go to hell.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2025 10:30 AM (fV+MH)

285 276 Apparently the trend for these women is to shit on any guy will not "step up" and raise another man's kid.

In the old days cuckolding your husband would get you the axe.
Posted by: Henry the 8th I am at January 31, 2025 10:28 AM (t0Rmr)

You already have guys gun shy about dating a woman who already has a kid (it is not usually the kid that is the problem, I figure, but you are also buying the 'father' for life.) Add in that the kid got conceived during your relationship with her?!

Oh, fuck that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2025 10:30 AM (bss/y)

286 Apparently the trend for these women is to shit on any guy will not "step up" and raise another man's kid. Where do they get these posters?

"Step Up" has turned into a euphemism for "pay no attention to your own best interests and do what I want instead". The people that fall for it are the same people that fall for the variations of "dare you" and "bet you can't".

Also known as idiots.
Posted by: Consider



The people that fall for it are the simps and white knights that think the stripper really, really likes them.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2025 10:30 AM (CT61Q)

287
Our condolences, Burt, to your son, to you and to your family.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2025 10:30 AM (dxSpM)

288 There is absolutely NO WAY the Black Hawk didn’t see the American Airlines plane. They flew right into it.

Hey I'm sure the flight crew were 100% DEI certified though...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2025 10:30 AM (t0Rmr)

289 284 Let's take inland Cali and let the coast go to hell.
Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2025 10:30 AM (fV+MH)

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It would be illegal, so I'm not proposing this. However, I'm just wondering...

Since election integrity in CA is so bad...how hard would it be for someone to manufacture hundreds of thousands of ballots in favor of the upcoming referendum for CA to secede from America?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 31, 2025 10:31 AM (GBKbO)

290 Apparently the trend for these women is to shit on any guy will not "step up" and raise another man's kid. Where do they get these posters?

"Step Up" has turned into a euphemism for "pay no attention to your own best interests and do what I want instead". The people that fall for it are the same people that fall for the variations of "dare you" and "bet you can't".
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Women can say "be a man" to hector men into being responsible for everything they want.

But, if you say "be a woman" to suggest they handle their domestic duties-- hellfire and damnation from all secular quarters will rain upon you.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 31, 2025 10:31 AM (RPWCv)

291 "To revise an old refrain from the Obama years, "What fresh hell will Trump visit upon the Dems today?"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice"

Hah.

Trump is fresh hell on these drones.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2025 10:31 AM (fV+MH)

292 283 Has garrett seen this painting yet ?
Posted by: Consider at January 31, 2025 10:25 AM

You're assuming he doesn't own a copy.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 31, 2025 10:29 AM (kgE5c)

I am assuming ace gifted it to him and made him hang it in at the door for when ace came over.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2025 10:31 AM (bss/y)

293 11/7/2016

Just after President Obama won reelection four years ago, he and Congress increased taxes abruptly on the wealthiest Americans. In response, the rich paid up — and then went on with their lives as before, according to a new working paper.

Economist Emmanuel Saez estimated that, in the three years since the tax hike took effect, strategies used by the rich to reduce their reported income eliminated about 19 percent of the revenue the government could have collected from the tax increase had the wealthy not changed their behavior.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2025 10:31 AM (gbOdA)

294 Polish up that Turd, and you get "The Bean" in Chicago's Millennial Park.

Posted by: Gunslinger at January 31, 2025 10:32 AM (R2gO3)

295 Also known as idiots.
Posted by: Consider at January 31, 2025 10:28 AM (6rDIJ)

Agreed. The whole philosophy behind it seems to be to attempt to socialize a man's income with a massive guilt trip, and support her new guys' spawn in style.

Posted by: Long night... darkness lifted. at January 31, 2025 10:32 AM (2NXcZ)

296 Has this painting been seen on the Art Thread before? I seem to remember an abundance of phalli.

Posted by: kallisto at January 31, 2025 10:33 AM (dCxaZ)

297 The people that fall for it are the simps and white knights that think the stripper really, really likes them.

In this particular case, you are exactly right. But I've seen that particular phrase, "step up", used quite a bit in the last ten years. Covid shot ? Come on, Step Up.

I have a phrase I really like in response. "Piss Off".

Posted by: Consider at January 31, 2025 10:33 AM (6rDIJ)

298 Getting in a relationship with a single woman that has a child can be fine - though you better understand how she got in that position - but if she gets pregnant from another guy while she is with you?

No f***ing way

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2025 10:33 AM (t0Rmr)

299 Posted by: BurtTC

I am so sorry.

I can't even imagine....

Posted by: Stateless...28% - mental state clawing up from 10% at January 31, 2025 10:33 AM (jvJvP)

300 264 The painting is sort of frustrating. Nerdrum's talent is obvious in the way he paints the figure and the landscape. The dark cloud against the luminous figure, shining clouds and reflected light of the land captures the eye. But there is no context for the scene. Maybe there would be in Norway. I think it would be more effective as a book illustration.
Posted by: JTB at January 31, 2025 10:25 AM (yTvNw)

As he seated himself on the latrine, Sven pondered the meaning of the giant turd floating over his homeland.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2025 10:34 AM (wyMQY)

301 If you have to post anything on Reddit's AITA thread, the answer is always "Yes. Yes you are."

Posted by: Roy at January 31, 2025 10:34 AM (z+ik4)

302 Economist Emmanuel Saez estimated that, in the three years since the tax hike took effect, strategies used by the rich to reduce their reported income eliminated about 19 percent of the revenue the government could have collected from the tax increase had the wealthy not changed their behavior.

The wealthy have the most ways to avoid taxes, and the most resources to take advantage of government spending and especially inflationary spending

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2025 10:34 AM (t0Rmr)

303
So California wants to secede. What about the northern and eastern parts of the state? Do they have to go along with the coastal counties?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2025 10:35 AM (dxSpM)

304 Wikipedia says this guy is an "anti-modernist," and was influenced by Rembrandt.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 31, 2025 10:35 AM (Dm8we)

305 Pro tip: if you place a + at the end of your tinyurl it will take you to a preview of the url redirect.

https://tinyurl.com/yyae99r9+
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Thanks. tiny url used to offer a preview link as well as direct so I guess tiny url just hid the preview option when generating the link.

Posted by: whig at January 31, 2025 10:35 AM (ctrM5)

306 Looks like Shain beat me to the manatee punchline.

I don't sea cow that could happen!

Manatee puns! Go...

Posted by: muldoon at January 31, 2025 10:10 AM (/iMjX)

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Well-played, per usual, sir!

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 31, 2025 10:35 AM (vAHT7)

307 2 minute of FAA Washington knowing nothing about Aviation

https://tinyurl.com/3cpwfx5v

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2025 10:35 AM (gbOdA)

308 298 Getting in a relationship with a single woman that has a child can be fine - though you better understand how she got in that position - but if she gets pregnant from another guy while she is with you?

No f***ing way
Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2025 10:33 AM (t0Rmr)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2025 10:35 AM (bss/y)

309 On a personal note, my son has died. Some of you are aware, he had Down Syndrome, and I tried to give him as good a life as possible. This wasn't a protracted illness, but I thought he would recover.

Those of you who pray, I don't believe he needs it. If our God is loving and kind, he now has the purest of souls to hold and protect.

Pray for those of us who knew and love him, the loss is immeasurable. I won't be around today, so please, do not sidetrack the thread here. I know many of you will want to express your condolences, and I would ask instead that you hold close those you love, and today, be kind to each other.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2025 10:05 AM (Vksce)
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May his memory be a blessing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 31, 2025 10:36 AM (RIvkX)

310 Oh, as far as these new phrases. Variations of "accept the challenge". That's a management one that goes back to at least the 90s. Complete idiocy.

Posted by: Consider at January 31, 2025 10:36 AM (6rDIJ)

311 Did DeepSeek Use Shell Companies in Singapore to Procure Nvidia Blacklisted Chips?

well duh! YES

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2025 10:37 AM (gbOdA)

312 So California wants to secede. What about the northern and eastern parts of the state? Do they have to go along with the coastal counties?

Its funny, this sort of secession movement was rayciss, fascist, and evil right up until 2025...

I'll be honest though, no government has a right to keep land under its control if the citizens that live there disagree. But yes, if CA wants to go you give each major region a choice - if inland, north and SD want to stay and SF and LA want to go? Bye bye SF and LA. And here is your share of the national debt payable NOW.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2025 10:37 AM (t0Rmr)

313 288 There is absolutely NO WAY the Black Hawk didn’t see the American Airlines plane. They flew right into it.

Hey I'm sure the flight crew were 100% DEI certified though...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2025 10:30 AM (t0Rmr)

iIf they all had night vision goggles on and were looking at the ground (with all of the lights in the city) and their instruments, and given the speed the plane was moving at, it's almost certain they never saw it before the last millisecond. They were looking elsewhere, just like the plane was focusing on the runway and their instruments and never saw the helicopter.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2025 10:37 AM (wyMQY)

314 a G D is my witness I did not know turkeys could not fly

OH THE HUGE MANATEE

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2025 10:38 AM (gbOdA)

315 312 I'll be honest though, no government has a right to keep land under its control if the citizens that live there disagree. But yes, if CA wants to go you give each major region a choice - if inland, north and SD want to stay and SF and LA want to go? Bye bye SF and LA. And here is your share of the national debt payable NOW.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2025 10:37 AM (t0Rmr)

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I'm really curious how a successful secession referendum would play out after the vote in modern America.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 31, 2025 10:38 AM (GBKbO)

316 Wikipedia says this guy is an "anti-modernist," and was influenced by Rembrandt the brown acid..

Posted by: Consider at January 31, 2025 10:38 AM (6rDIJ)

317 I saw Abundance of Phalli open for Big Head Todd at the Orpheum in '85.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2025 10:38 AM (hY4dx)

318
Getting in a relationship with a single woman that has a child can be fine - though you better understand how she got in that position

__________

Her Majesty's ex walked out on her for another woman. Her daughter, unfortunately, took after her father and hated my guts. We almost never hear from her any more.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2025 10:38 AM (dxSpM)

319
No f***ing way
Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2025 10:33 AM (t0Rmr)

This was our artist of the day's life. An affair baby that the cuck ceased to want around.

Posted by: Long night... darkness lifted. at January 31, 2025 10:39 AM (2NXcZ)

320 Getting in a relationship with a single woman that has a child can be fine - though you better understand how she got in that position - but if she gets pregnant from another guy while she is with you?
No f***ing way
Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2025 10:33 AM (t0Rmr)

In Da Getto, we call those wimmen "Ratchet Ass Hoes" or "Hood Rats".

Be avoiding they asses.

Posted by: JaBari Garrett Wallermellon at January 31, 2025 10:39 AM (7P61U)

321 Oh God, BurtTC.

I am so very sorry.

Posted by: mpfs at January 31, 2025 10:39 AM (BBI+T)

322 302 Economist Emmanuel Saez estimated that, in the three years since the tax hike took effect, strategies used by the rich to reduce their reported income eliminated about 19 percent of the revenue the government could have collected from the tax increase had the wealthy not changed their behavior.

The wealthy have the most ways to avoid taxes, and the most resources to take advantage of government spending and especially inflationary spending
Posted by: 18-1
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People respond to incentives and often in unpredictable ways which is why governments have to be very careful about incentive structures.

This is also why idiotic static analysis of taxation turns reducing taxes into a cost when as during the Reagan tax cuts (and Kennedy before him), actually increased revenue despite lowering the rates. In Reagan's case, Congress simply took that as license to spend even more than the new revenue brought in. Same as Trump's economy.

A flourishing private economy can fund a government but not if the government promptly takes the increased revenues and then spends even more to the benefit of their pets and donors groups.

Posted by: whig at January 31, 2025 10:39 AM (ctrM5)

323 iIf they all had night vision goggles on and were looking at the ground (with all of the lights in the city) and their instruments, and given the speed the plane was moving at, it's almost certain they never saw it before the last millisecond. /i]

That sounds quite possible. And what idiot gave them a mission that involved no one in the chopper looking around them for in-air threats?

If we get in another real war our military is going to perform spectacularly poorly.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2025 10:40 AM (t0Rmr)

324 Mississippi immediately declared a year of celebration.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 31, 2025 10:26 AM


I know it's fun to dog on Mississippi, but it's above several states in the rankings (including Arizona) and it's only slightly behind Oregon and California depending on the source.

Here's one: https://is.gd/WkjcwK

Interestingly, US News has Mississippi at #35:
https://is.gd/2WITnd

Posted by: Bert G at January 31, 2025 10:40 AM (VARTN)

325 {{{BurtTC}}} I think that you need a hug too. I am so sorry about your son.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 31, 2025 10:40 AM (Sgq8y)

326 I'm really curious how a successful secession referendum would play out after the vote in modern America.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Without honest elections, who knows.

Posted by: whig at January 31, 2025 10:41 AM (ctrM5)

327 This might be my new favorite genre of contrasting DU posts:

1. Pritzker is great!
2. Billionaires must be purged from the party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 31, 2025 10:09 AM (GBKbO)

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"Socialism today, Socialism, tomorrow, Socialism Forever!"

-- Multi-millionaire Bernie Sanders

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 31, 2025 10:41 AM (vAHT7)

328 No f***ing way
Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2025 10:33 AM (t0Rmr)

This.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2025 10:35 AM (bss/y)

Wow. Well - this is me.

Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2025 10:41 AM (pZEOD)

329 I saw Ratchet Ass Hoes open for Mike and the Mechanics at The Garage Club in '92.

Posted by: Consider at January 31, 2025 10:41 AM (6rDIJ)

330 303
So California wants to secede. What about the northern and eastern parts of the state? Do they have to go along with the coastal counties?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2025 10:35 AM (dxSpM)

this story is fun to pick at, but really we've gotten to the point where a few lefitst wankers in the State Government spew BS to their fellow lefiists wankers in the MSM, and they pretend it's a "story". It's idiocy and flailing, that's all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2025 10:41 AM (wyMQY)

331 327 "Socialism today, Socialism, tomorrow, Socialism Forever!"

-- Multi-millionaire Bernie Sanders
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 31, 2025 10:41 AM (vAHT7)

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This message brought to you by Big Pharma.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 31, 2025 10:41 AM (GBKbO)

332 Oh Burt, I am so so sorry. It will not mend your broken heart, but I agree, he is with our Lord. I will pray for your comfort and strength.

Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2025 10:42 AM (pZEOD)

333 I'm really curious how a successful secession referendum would play out after the vote in modern America.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 31, 2025 10:38 AM (GBKbO)

Reconquista. Trump should reconsider aid for CA if it's yearning to be a foreign country or part of Mexico.

Posted by: Long night... darkness lifted. at January 31, 2025 10:42 AM (2NXcZ)

334 Black Hawk Helicopter Pilot Killed in D.C. Tragedy Identified as Chief Warrant Officer Andrew Eaves

Confirmed by governor.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2025 10:42 AM (gbOdA)

335 Bioware is fascinating in that you can watch the wheel come off as the games went on.

ME2- probably the apex of the studio. Good characters, good story, beautiful game. Just the right mix of grim and humor.

ME3- 95% of a great game. Just the ending (probably rushed.) Floated the first gay interaction. Poor Kaiden. 'Either you die a hero or live to be the weird gay friend.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2025 10:20 AM (bss/y)

Pretty much agree on the ME series, although I never played Andromeda - replaying the legendary edition trilogy now, and just getting into ME2 on that. Was always my favorite (Thane is one of my favorite companions), for technical improvements over ME1, and overall great storyline. ME3 didn't seem to have the big jump in gameplay/graphics quality, and agree on the ending, but still a good game.

Posted by: MD_Mike at January 31, 2025 10:42 AM (BouEL)

336 So California wants to secede. What about the northern and eastern parts of the state? Do they have to go along with the coastal counties? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

West Virginia came about when that area refused to go along with Virginia seceding. Costal Washington State, Oregon, and California have had a hard-on about seceding for sometime. At the same time the eastern parts of these states are actively trying to break away. It seems any costal secession attempt would be rejected successfully by the inland regions.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 31, 2025 10:42 AM (Q8Bj8)

337 I'm sorry to hear about BurtTC. He was the first hordian who picked a fight with me many, many years ago. It was resolved amicably.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 31, 2025 10:43 AM (KAi1n)

338 331 327 "Socialism today, Socialism, tomorrow, Socialism Forever!"

-- Multi-millionaire Bernie Sanders
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 31, 2025 10:41 AM (vAHT7)

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This message brought to you by Big Pharma.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 31, 2025 10:41 AM (GBKbO)

Socialism is for the people
Not the Socialist

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2025 10:43 AM (gbOdA)

339 A manatee once bit my sister.

Posted by: Bulg at January 31, 2025 10:14 AM (77rzZ)

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Manatee out front should have told her.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 31, 2025 10:43 AM (vAHT7)

340 Wow. Well - this is me.
Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2025 10:41 AM (pZEOD)

Saying you agree, or...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2025 10:43 AM (bss/y)

341 "Socialism today, Socialism, tomorrow, Socialism Forever!"

-- Multi-millionaire Bernie Sanders
Posted by: ShainS

To misquote Chico Escuela on SNL,

Bernie Sanders: "Socialism has been berry berry good to me!".

Posted by: whig at January 31, 2025 10:43 AM (ctrM5)

342 320
In Da Getto, we call those wimmen "Ratchet Ass Hoes" or "Hood Rats".

Be avoiding they asses.
Posted by: JaBari Garrett Wallermellon at January 31, 2025 10:39 AM (7P61U)

I am neither ratchet nor am I a ho or hood rat. But go on.

Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2025 10:43 AM (pZEOD)

343 Confirmed by governor.
Posted by: rhennigantx


Youngkin?

Posted by: Bulg at January 31, 2025 10:43 AM (77rzZ)

344 340 Wow. Well - this is me.
Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2025 10:41 AM (pZEOD)

Saying you agree, or...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2025 10:43 AM (bss/y)

I am a single woman with a child.

Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2025 10:44 AM (pZEOD)

345 I know it's fun to dog on Mississippi, but it's above several states in the rankings (including Arizona) and it's only slightly behind Oregon and California depending on the source.

Here's one: https://is.gd/WkjcwK

Interestingly, US News has Mississippi at #35:
https://is.gd/2WITnd
Posted by: Bert G at January 31, 2025 10:40 AM (VARTN)

NJ is number 3.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 31, 2025 10:44 AM (iODuv)

346 Mississippi Governor Tate Reeves expressed his condolences, stating, “Mississippi is mourning the loss of Brooksville native Chief Warrant Officer 2 Andrew Eaves, who was killed in last night’s accident at Reagan National Airport. Elee and I are praying for the victims’ families and first responders who are assisting.”

bulg

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2025 10:45 AM (gbOdA)

347 This message brought to you by Big Pharma. /i]

2012: You know a doctor will cut off your foot just to make a little extra money

2025: If you don't believe that mega globo pharma companies will put your health above their profits you are a science hating NAZI

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2025 10:45 AM (t0Rmr)

348 334 Black Hawk Helicopter Pilot Killed in D.C. Tragedy Identified as Chief Warrant Officer Andrew Eaves

Confirmed by governor.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2025 10:42 AM (gbOdA)

Yes, he was known yesterday. The other pilot is not.

Posted by: Nova Local at January 31, 2025 10:45 AM (exHjb)

349 Bernie , trying to excuse his million dollar donations from pharma, went on to say , that it was a very small portion of the 100M he got (in his slush presidential run fund, knowing perfectly well that the party would NEVER put him anywhere near the ticket). So, he shot the sherif, but didn't shoot no deputy, y'all !

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2025 10:45 AM (g47mK)

350 West Virginia came about when that area refused to go along with Virginia seceding.

I'm firmly of the opinion this is a blind spot in our current government as founded. The political state boundaries of California simply do not make sense. Those are two groups of people dissimilar enough that dividing the state in two, somewhere along Sacramento, would make sense and both groups would be happier as a result.

I detest that it takes Federal approval.

Posted by: Consider at January 31, 2025 10:45 AM (6rDIJ)

351 349 Bernie , trying to excuse his million dollar donations from pharma, went on to say , that it was a very small portion of the 100M he got (in his slush presidential run fund, knowing perfectly well that the party would NEVER put him anywhere near the ticket). So, he shot the sherif, but didn't shoot no deputy, y'all !
Posted by: runner at January 31, 2025 10:45 AM (g47mK)

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"It was just individuals in the company, not the company itself."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 31, 2025 10:45 AM (GBKbO)

352 Posted by: MD_Mike at January 31, 2025 10:42 AM (BouEL)

I loved the story concept for Andromeda. Going to a new galaxy, no backup. REAL pioneers. 600 years have passed so everything you know is gone and they explored why this was what some of the people wanted. The one side story where they had audio logs of a father who had made the trip because his daughter had died of a terminal illness and she had made recordings for him. THAT was good story.

It's just the rest of it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2025 10:46 AM (bss/y)

353 Tuesday, acting USAID Administrator Jason Gray ordered nearly 60 senior bureaucrats placed on indefinite administrative leave for taking actions to evade Trump’s executive orders

I want to see someone taken to the woodshed.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2025 10:46 AM (gbOdA)

354 There is absolutely NO WAY the Black Hawk didn’t see the American Airlines plane. They flew right into it.

Hey I'm sure the flight crew were 100% DEI certified though..

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2025 10:30 AM (t0Rmr)



Not really sure why so many people are invested so heavily in immediately responding "Here's what probably happened....night vision goggles....looking at wrong plane...etc, etc"

I don't understand having a rooting interest in any particular outcome. It's not necessary to convince you of foul play or complete accident.

Looking at the video, it's hard not to go "Damn, that seems strange".

Posted by: Wowzers at January 31, 2025 10:46 AM (7NqTg)

355 I am neither ratchet nor am I a ho or hood rat. But go on.

Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2025 10:43 AM (pZEOD)


The rules on this could not be more plain. Pics.

Posted by: Consider at January 31, 2025 10:46 AM (6rDIJ)

356 To Bernie's credit, he did use all those millions for the comfort of the needy and the betterment of mankind.

*SNORT*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2025 10:46 AM (hY4dx)

357 I am a single woman with a child. /i]

Wait, just a single woman with a child or a woman that got pregnant by some guy not her husband while married?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2025 10:47 AM (t0Rmr)

358 "It was just individuals in the company, not the company itself."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 31, 2025 10:45 AM (GBKbO)



And Oprah was not paid millions to appear in support of Kramola, just her company.

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2025 10:47 AM (g47mK)

359 The painting shows talent.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2025 10:47 AM (v0TzN)

360 Nope. All the clouds are phallic. Nope. Nopey nope nope

Posted by: banana Dream at January 31, 2025 10:47 AM (Y6IkP)

361 I'm firmly of the opinion this is a blind spot in our current government as founded. The political state boundaries of California simply do not make sense. Those are two groups of people dissimilar enough that dividing the state in two, somewhere along Sacramento, would make sense and both groups would be happier as a result.

I detest that it takes Federal approval.
Posted by: Consider at January 31, 2025 10:45 AM (6rDIJ)

Or 3 states.
Upper Mexico
Middle Mexico
and
North Mexico

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2025 10:47 AM (gbOdA)

362 I am a single woman with a child.
Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2025 10:44 AM (pZEOD)

Not what we are talking about. The one we are pissing on is this:

1) Woman married to a guy (or in a 'committed relationship.)

2) She bangs a different guy. Gets pregnant by him.

3) Wants the first guy to stay with her and raise the other dude's kid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2025 10:48 AM (bss/y)

363 I want to see someone taken to the woodshed.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2025 10:46 AM (gbOdA)

I'd prefer federal prison, unless the shed is equipped with a high quality chipper.

Posted by: Long night... darkness lifted. at January 31, 2025 10:48 AM (2NXcZ)

364 I saw the London Iranophiles open for the Manatee-Kabobs at the Kaboom Houston Concert in 2010.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 31, 2025 10:48 AM (vAHT7)

365
Looking at the video, it's hard not to go "Damn, that seems strange".


I agree with this. While I don't expect commercial airplanes to necessarily react well to an unexpected military chopper in their way, I sure as hell expect a military helicopter to be aware of what is going on around them and react.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2025 10:48 AM (t0Rmr)

366 I know it's fun to dog on Mississippi, but it's above several states in the rankings (including Arizona) and it's only slightly behind Oregon and California depending on the source.

Here's one: https://is.gd/WkjcwK

Interestingly, US News has Mississippi at #35:
https://is.gd/2WITnd
Posted by: Bert G

One of the local NM perspectives is "we are worse than Mississippi?" The complete lack of self-awareness at times in NM something to behold. So yes, your point and evidence is accurate. The state slogan should be "New Mexico, Its a 2.5 World Country."

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 31, 2025 10:48 AM (Q8Bj8)

367 20 Better Title: Captain Ahab's Nightmare

Nude, wearing some weird thing on his head, bound to a railing, watching the approach of the great black whale.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 31, 2025 09:33 AM (ExV1e)

I didn't see that he was bound to a railing, but maybe?

Posted by: m at January 31, 2025 10:48 AM (v0TzN)

368 No doubt already stated, but this is an odd one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2025 10:49 AM (8zz6B)

369 365
Looking at the video, it's hard not to go "Damn, that seems strange".

I agree with this. While I don't expect commercial airplanes to necessarily react well to an unexpected military chopper in their way, I sure as hell expect a military helicopter to be aware of what is going on around them and react.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2025 10:48 AM (t0Rmr)

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I suspect that the time between "oh shit there's a plane in our path" and boom was half a second.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 31, 2025 10:49 AM (GBKbO)

370 U Michigan has 1100 DEI admins
Over $250 M spent in last 8 academic years.

Maybe that is why the keep losing to OSU.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2025 10:49 AM (gbOdA)

371 Piper, THAT is a horse of a different color than just dating a single mom.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2025 10:50 AM (bss/y)

372 Pro tip: if you place a + at the end of your tinyurl it will take you to a preview of the url redirect.

https://tinyurl.com/yyae99r9+
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

What!?!?! Don't listen! Don't listen! It's all lies! Click links and trust! Don't check the name!!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 31, 2025 10:51 AM (JCZqz)

373 >>just like the plane was focusing on the runway and their instruments and never saw the helicopter.

On visual approaches, one of the duties of the non-flying pilot, or "pilot monitoring" as they now call it, is to be scanning outside looking for possible conflicting traffic.

Also, no idea what the regional jet's company flight operations manual says -- I suspect it aligns with American's -- but it's possible, even though they were on a visual approach, that it mandates the crew enter the change in landing runway into the flight management system.

That would require the pilot monitoring having his or her head down with eyes in the cockpit making the change rather than outside scanning for traffic.

Posted by: one hour sober at January 31, 2025 10:51 AM (Y1sOo)

374 Tuesday, acting USAID Administrator Jason Gray ordered nearly 60 senior bureaucrats placed on indefinite administrative leave for taking actions to evade Trump’s executive orders

I want to see someone taken to the woodshed.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2025 10:46 AM (gbOdA)

They are acting up, because in the past Congress had their back - Congressional parasites gave them jobs, and in return, got donations and loyalty. Now they will find out that those same parasites are trying to save their own behinds, and have no resources no more to help them. So under the bus they will go.

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2025 10:51 AM (g47mK)

375
357 I am a single woman with a child. /i]

Wait, just a single woman with a child or a woman that got pregnant by some guy not her husband while married?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2025 10:47 AM (t0Rmr)

Single woman with a child, whose ex husband is now married to my ex best friend, and who has nothing to do with any of our 3 children. He still stalks me here so I am going to shut up now.

Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2025 10:51 AM (pZEOD)

376 Tuesday, acting USAID Administrator Jason Gray ordered nearly 60 senior bureaucrats placed on indefinite administrative leave for taking actions to evade Trump’s executive orders.

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None dare call it treason.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 31, 2025 10:51 AM (vAHT7)

377 I'm firmly of the opinion this is a blind spot in our current government as founded. The political state boundaries of California simply do not make sense.

And conversely why the hell are their 6 states in New England.

You have

Half Sane Land (New Hampshire)
You Can't Get a Decent Government From Here (Maine)
The Gay State (Mass)
The Gay State Junior (RI)
The Gay State with Cows (VT)
We Wish We Could Get Thai Food at 3 AM but our wives demanded a house in the 'Burbs and We Don't Have Stupid Accents (CT)

Combine NH and ME, and then the other 4.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2025 10:51 AM (t0Rmr)

378
Economist Emmanuel Saez estimated that, in the three years since the tax hike took effect, strategies used by the rich to reduce their reported income eliminated about 19 percent of the revenue the government could have collected from the tax increase had the wealthy not changed their behavior.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2025 10:31 AM


Arthur Laffer sez "Hi"

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 31, 2025 10:52 AM (w9Ycv)

379 No way I'm paying for another man's kid. Lets be real. Some days, I resent having to pay for my kids.

Posted by: Consider at January 31, 2025 10:52 AM (6rDIJ)

380 I suspect that the time between "oh shit there's a plane in our path" and boom was half a second.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 31, 2025 10:49 AM (GBKbO)

I think it's becoming clear that everyone had become way too comfortable living with a dangerously overcrowded flight area. In hindsight, helicopters should never have been allowed to be in that flight corridor under any circumstances, and a military base across the Potomac should have been relocated 20 miles away long ago.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2025 10:52 AM (wyMQY)

381 Maybe that is why the keep losing to OSU.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Well for the past 4 years OSU has lost to Michigan. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that OSU has almost as many DEI admins as Michigan.

Posted by: Tuna at January 31, 2025 10:52 AM (oaGWv)

382 Lots of shitshows out there. I have a neighbor whose wife is addicted to reddit's AITA series, especially the stories about child custody and "affair babies". Apparently the trend for these women is to shit on any guy will not "step up" and raise another man's kid. Where do they get these posters?
Posted by: Long night... darkness lifted. at January 31, 2025 10:24 AM (2NXcZ)


This always strikes me as hilarious.

It's probably one of the biggest failures to understand simple human nature.

Guys don't marry women to raise other men's babies as an almost universal general rule. Yes, sometimes men do marry women with kiddos, but the woman really has to bring a lot to the table to get over that hump, particularly if she doesn't plan on having anymore kids.

Men tend not to marry skanks, whores, whatevs. One big reason a guy will marry a woman is because he believes that she will be true to him and be a good wife and mother. That's The Deal between men and woman at the biological level. He provides support for his children with her. She remains faithful and only has his children.

You may be the hawtest thang on Tindr, but in the marriage game....not so much.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 31, 2025 10:52 AM (iJfKG)

383 Is this that Aidan Maese-Czeropski, dude that filmed himself in the Judiciary room having butt sects?

Posted by: scampydog at January 31, 2025 10:52 AM (2bFN5)

384 Good morning! Without complaints!

Posted by: gp's Livin In A Hurtin House at January 31, 2025 10:53 AM (7D76Q)

385 DIE has just turned into a money hungry bureaucracy

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2025 10:53 AM (fwDg9)

386 Single woman with a child, whose ex husband is now married to my ex best friend, and who has nothing to do with any of our 3 children. He still stalks me here so I am going to shut up now.
Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2025 10:51 AM (pZEOD)

Think we are talking about two different scenarios.

He sounds like a douchebag.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2025 10:53 AM (bss/y)

387 Good morning! Without complaints!

So you went straight to the comments without looking at the art ? Strong move.

Posted by: Consider at January 31, 2025 10:53 AM (6rDIJ)

388 370 U Michigan has 1100 DEI admins
Over $250 M spent in last 8 academic years.

Maybe that is why the keep losing to OSU.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Today, perhaps, but if we get powerful enough, perhaps we can start changing how the game is scored...then we'll see who's laughing!!!

Posted by: DEI Administrators at January 31, 2025 10:53 AM (JCZqz)

389 Wow, I'm so sorry, Piper. You are an incredible lady for having endured that and still being the upbeat, productive person that you are.

Posted by: Bulg at January 31, 2025 10:53 AM (77rzZ)

390 DIE has just turned into a money hungry bureaucracy


"Turned into" presupposes that wasn't its original intent.

Posted by: Wowzers at January 31, 2025 10:54 AM (7NqTg)

391 Tuesday, acting USAID Administrator Jason Gray ordered nearly 60 senior bureaucrats placed on indefinite administrative leave for taking actions to evade Trump’s executive orders.

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Good start, but don't place them on leave -- fire them!

Posted by: wifey of ShainS at January 31, 2025 10:54 AM (VdTX+)

392 Single woman with a child, whose ex husband is now married to my ex best friend, and who has nothing to do with any of our 3 children. He still stalks me here so I am going to shut up now.

Well, let me just say I wasn't saying anything negative about this case - outside of understand why a romantic partner is single with kids.

Sounds like you got a shitty deal with your ex both in what he did to you and his refusal to stay involved with his kids.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2025 10:54 AM (t0Rmr)

393 How fast was the AA plane flying at the time of the impact? 100 mph? 150? 200? The closing time at those speeds is milliseconds. I'm not saying the BH wasn't in the wrong place. But the idea that the BH pilot was like "oh, there's a plane coming right at us. I probably should get out of the way" is very optimistic at best.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 31, 2025 10:54 AM (iFTx/)

394 He sounds like a douchebag.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2025 10:53 AM (bss/y)

Ditto the ex-best "friend".

Posted by: Long night... darkness lifted. at January 31, 2025 10:54 AM (2NXcZ)

395 Kids lying on grass watching the sky.

Kid1: I think that cloud looks like a butterfly.

Kid2: That one looks like an automobile.

Kid3: And there's a whale! Hey Odd what do you see?

Odd Nerdrum: Hee hee... I can't say it! ... snicker snicker

Posted by: banana Dream at January 31, 2025 10:54 AM (Y6IkP)

396 Why is college so expensive now? It's a mystery.

New research identifies more than 1,100 DEI-related jobs at University of Michigan

https://is.gd/MOEF7M

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2025 10:55 AM (xCA6C)

397 He still stalks me here so I am going to shut up now.
Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2025 10:51 AM (pZEOD)

here, as in on this board ?

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2025 10:55 AM (g47mK)

398 Penis Envy

Posted by: Axeman at January 31, 2025 10:55 AM (krQz2)

399 393 How fast was the AA plane flying at the time of the impact? 100 mph? 150? 200? The closing time at those speeds is milliseconds. I'm not saying the BH wasn't in the wrong place. But the idea that the BH pilot was like "oh, there's a plane coming right at us. I probably should get out of the way" is very optimistic at best.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 31, 2025 10:54 AM (iFTx/)

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Speed of thought:

"Oh, there's..."

Boom.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 31, 2025 10:55 AM (GBKbO)

400 Ditto the ex-best "friend".
Posted by: Long night... darkness lifted. at January 31, 2025 10:54 AM (2NXcZ)

Women can be brutal. So can dudes as Piper's example shows.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2025 10:56 AM (bss/y)

401 So California wants to secede. What about the northern and eastern parts of the state? Do they have to go along with the coastal counties?

West Virginia would suggest no.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 31, 2025 10:56 AM (ExV1e)

402 U Michigan has 1100 DEI admins
Over $250 M spent in last 8 academic years.

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I remember a few years ago, cruelty-aficionado VDH noting that Stanford University now had more staff (Admin, Profs, and other employees) than they had students (both undergrad and grad, IIRC).

What a racket (and I'm sure they also had hundreds if not a thousand DEI positions and hires) ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 31, 2025 10:56 AM (vAHT7)

403 um, ShaneS ? your wife is here ....

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2025 10:56 AM (g47mK)

404 396 Why is college so expensive now? It's a mystery.

New research identifies more than 1,100 DEI-related jobs at University of Michigan

https://is.gd/MOEF7M
Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2025 10:55 AM (xCA6C)

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Proposal:

Any university receiving federal funds must have an admin to full professor ratio of 1:25.

Any breach of that ratio leads to a 50% tax on the full value of the endowment.

Also, the president must wear a clown suit for a year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 31, 2025 10:56 AM (GBKbO)

405 Cover art for the album "Puckering Mullet"

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 31, 2025 10:57 AM (NMT5x)

406 Dreams of Sandworms

Posted by: Axeman at January 31, 2025 10:57 AM (krQz2)

407 I would paint this on the side of my free iodine pills van.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2025 09:55 AM (gbOdA)

Heh!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2025 10:57 AM (8zz6B)

408 How fast was the AA plane flying at the time of the impact? 100 mph? 150? 200?

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I heard (cannot confirm) some talking head on the radio saying it was flying 140 mph @ 400 feet -- and that that was a notoriously short runway they'd been redirected to.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 31, 2025 10:58 AM (vAHT7)

409 How fast was the AA plane flying at the time of the impact? 100 mph? 150? 200? The closing time at those speeds is milliseconds. I'm not saying the BH wasn't in the wrong place. But the idea that the BH pilot was like "oh, there's a plane coming right at us. I probably should get out of the way" is very optimistic at best.

Ok...so imagine the pilot is on a battlefield fighting China or whoever. I understand a helicopter is in trouble with enemy fighters in the area but don't they teach pilots to have even minimal situational awareness?

And yes I am fully willing to believe the pilot did exactly what he was told to do which would in and of itself be the problem.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2025 10:58 AM (t0Rmr)

410 How hard would it be to time that hit with the plane on purpose in the BH?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 31, 2025 10:58 AM (GBKbO)

411 Odd Nerdrum: Hee hee... I can't say it! ... snicker snicker
Posted by: banana Dream at January 31, 2025 10:54 AM (Y6IkP)

Odd's wife is named Turid Spildo. Norway seems so Middle Earth in this way.

Posted by: Long night... darkness lifted. at January 31, 2025 10:59 AM (2NXcZ)

412 Any university receiving federal funds must have an admin to full professor ratio of 1:25.

✳️(We can be flexible)

Any breach of that ratio leads to a 50% tax on the full value of the endowment.

✳️(Yes, but to that add real estate tax on land they occupy)


Also, the president must wear a clown suit for a year.

✳️(I approve!)

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2025 10:59 AM (g47mK)

413 The artist Odd Nerdrum needed more nerd and less rum.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 31, 2025 10:59 AM (fxCK2)

414 How fast was the AA plane flying at the time of the impact? 100 mph? 150? 200? The closing time at those speeds is milliseconds. I'm not saying the BH wasn't in the wrong place. But the idea that the BH pilot was like "oh, there's a plane coming right at us. I probably should get out of the way" is very optimistic at best.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 31, 2025 10:54 AM (iFTx/)

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Speed of thought:

"Oh, there's..."

Boom.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 31, 2025 10:55 AM (GBKbO)
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Yea. I don't fly planes, but I race cars. Shit happens so fast at speed you have fractions of a second to react. I always laugh at all the armchair racers commenting on crashes: "Oh well, the driver should have done x, y, and z. Easy peasy." Yea sure.

And these are cars. Slower speeds than planes and more maneuverable than big helis.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 31, 2025 10:59 AM (iFTx/)

415 Why is college so expensive now? It's a mystery.

New research identifies more than 1,100 DEI-related jobs at University of Michigan

https://is.gd/MOEF7M

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2025 10:55 AM (xCA6C)
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Government funded.
Hyped
Huge Market

Commies don't understand market forces. And they don't understand subsidies.

Plus a lot of that money goes back into Democrat coffers--like everything they do.

And it's important to fund bulwarks of the left like universities.

Posted by: Axeman at January 31, 2025 11:00 AM (krQz2)

416 I'm guessing this is an Egyptian watching the approach of the plague of locusts?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 31, 2025 11:00 AM (fxCK2)

417 Single woman with a child, whose ex husband is now married to my ex best friend, and who has nothing to do with any of our 3 children. He still stalks me here so I am going to shut up now.
Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2025 10:51 AM (pZEOD)

That sucks, Piper. Deadbeat dads are the worst.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 31, 2025 11:00 AM (TvOQq)

418 Prayers BurtTC . May your son's memory be a blessing

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 31, 2025 11:00 AM (6v8aM)

419 I heard (cannot confirm) some talking head on the radio saying it was flying 140 mph @ 400 feet -- and that that was a notoriously short runway they'd been redirected to.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 31, 2025 10:58 AM (vAHT7)

The two videos I linked to with ATC audio and radar overlay had confirmed 140 mph. The chopper may have been looking at a different plane as well. By the time they saw the plane, it was too late in the game.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 31, 2025 11:00 AM (iODuv)

420 Nood. Rant.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2025 11:00 AM (bss/y)

421 How hard would it be to time that hit with the plane on purpose in the BH?

.....

I'd imagine if both were traveling at 150 mph, pretty hard.

But if one could hover in place, probably not very hard, relatively speaking.

Posted by: Wowzers at January 31, 2025 11:01 AM (7NqTg)

422 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at January 31, 2025 11:01 AM (77rzZ)

423 U Michigan has 1100 DEI admins
Over $250 M spent in last 8 academic years.

Maybe that is why the keep losing to OSU.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Today, perhaps, but if we get powerful enough, perhaps we can start changing how the game is scored...then we'll see who's laughing!!!
Posted by: DEI Administrators at January 31, 2025 10:53 AM (JCZqz)

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The team with the most blacks and trannies starts the game with a 50-0 lead.

Extra two-point conversions for every player wearing an LGPTQIA+PEDO-colored jersey ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 31, 2025 11:01 AM (vAHT7)

424 421 But if one could hover in place, probably not very hard, relatively speaking.
Posted by: Wowzers at January 31, 2025 11:01 AM (7NqTg)

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Well, it wasn't. Video shows it moving.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 31, 2025 11:01 AM (GBKbO)

425 >>> Odd's wife is named Turid Spildo. Norway seems so Middle Earth in this way.
Posted by: Long night... darkness lifted. at January 31, 2025 10:59 AM (2NXcZ)


Find a wife that makes your spildo turid like ol' Odd here.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 31, 2025 11:01 AM (Y6IkP)

426 Planes coming in for a landing are focused on that.

No pilot can be expected to know a fucking helicopter is coming in to their flight path.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2025 11:02 AM (fV+MH)

427
Find a wife that makes your spildo turid like ol' Odd here.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 31, 2025 11:01 AM (Y6IkP)

Second thing I thought of, first was Bilbo Baggins.

Posted by: Long night... darkness lifted. at January 31, 2025 11:02 AM (2NXcZ)

428 I'm guessing this is an Egyptian watching the approach of the plague of locusts?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 31, 2025 11:00 AM (fxCK2)

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I think you nailed it -- right before the willowing.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 31, 2025 11:03 AM (vAHT7)

429 I didn't hear tower's initial call to PAT25 for traffic, only the interrogative to confirm traffic was in sight and to pass behind. I didn't hear the call for traffic for AA5342 either.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 31, 2025 11:04 AM (3Ope8)

430 How fast was the AA plane flying at the time of the impact? 100 mph? 150? 200? The closing time at those speeds is milliseconds. I'm not saying the BH wasn't in the wrong place. But the idea that the BH pilot was like "oh, there's a plane coming right at us. I probably should get out of the way" is very optimistic at best.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 31, 2025 10:54 AM (iFTx/)
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Saw somebody explaining how this is (potentially) a DEI hire and training issue.

He said that as an ATC, when you have two blips this close you tell pilots where to go, you don't ask them what they can see.

ATCs have to be two things: 1) smart, and 2) sharp. I believe that all ethnicities and both sexes are capable of being both. So, you have to watch that when you're spanning out with diversity, that you're not prizing diversity above these two needed attributes.

It's not clear that Biden administration politburo maintained the standards.

Posted by: Axeman at January 31, 2025 11:05 AM (krQz2)

431 Obviously this depicts the Democrats preparing to eat the largest dick in existence after the last election.

Posted by: MartynWW at January 31, 2025 11:09 AM (OXwpo)

432 >>Planes coming in for a landing are focused on that.

Not entirely. See my comment above.

Posted by: one hour sober at January 31, 2025 11:10 AM (Y1sOo)

433 Newest video shows the helicopter moving upwards into the planes path, out of the flight envelope it should have stayed in.

1) So pilot error there.

2) I’ve heard the atc. No warning of possible collision or description of flight vector before. “Do you see the plane?” Is not how the atc should have put it. More like “you appear to be on an intersection course with flight in vector xyz…”

Posted by: Justin Pinochet Castreau at January 31, 2025 11:47 AM (l5yVc)

434 [WAAY Willowed, but in case anyone comes back for the info]

Pro tip: if you place a + at the end of your tinyurl it will take you to a preview of the url redirect.

https://tinyurl.com/yyae99r9+
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Posted by: wifey of ShainS at January 31, 2025 02:40 PM (VdTX+)

435 BurtTC, so incredibly sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 31, 2025 03:27 PM (SRRAx)

436 Big winter Storms coming lets all go indoors stoke up the fire serve hot cocoa and tell scary stories

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 31, 2025 05:02 PM (wGqjj)

437 Way cool! Some very valid points! I appreciate you
writing this write-up and the rest of the website is really good.

Posted by: Fencing at February 04, 2025 11:26 PM (LhvN0)

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