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Disclaimer: Go fish.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




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1 G'morning Horde

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 27, 2025 04:00 AM (O7YUW)

2 Letter substitution is fun!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2025 04:03 AM (bss/y)

3 Thank you, Pixy!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 27, 2025 04:03 AM (a1415)

4 BOING!

Back from walk. Now upper body exercises!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 27, 2025 04:06 AM (N03yu)

5 Every time I see a picture of this Mr. Beast guy, I'm mildly bothered by it, and I just figured out why. The smile doesn't reach the eyes. It's insincere.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 27, 2025 04:14 AM (O7YUW)

6 5 Every time I see a picture of this Mr. Beast guy, I'm mildly bothered by it, and I just figured out why. The smile doesn't reach the eyes. It's insincere.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 27, 2025 04:14 AM (O7YUW)

*looks at link*

He definitely has a... doll's eyes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2025 04:16 AM (bss/y)

7 I honestly do not know what to think of the guy. He seems to be trying to do some good things, but yeah, I dunno.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2025 04:17 AM (bss/y)

8 It's always nice to get a pick me up in the morning:

A communist monster gets what's coming to him told with a lovely Scottish accent

https://tinyurl.com/yc77uhkj

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2025 04:22 AM (bss/y)

9 G'mornin all y'all !!
Moar coffee

Posted by: OkJohn at January 27, 2025 04:32 AM (NC/it)

10 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 27, 2025 04:36 AM (43/Ri)

11 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 27, 2025 04:41 AM (sAmhv)

12 youtu.be/FCz5CLmciAY

Dire Straits-Solid Rock

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 27, 2025 04:47 AM (sAmhv)

13 I asked Grok:

What scandalous things has Mr. Beast been involved in?

The answer is too long to paste here. Paste the above question into Grok and read:

https://x.com/i/grok

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 27, 2025 05:04 AM (N03yu)

14 Funny internet state name guessing name:

https://tinyurl.com/yc4h5nez

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2025 05:05 AM (S7R22)

15 So these are trafficked children?

https://tinyurl.com/ye26u8d8

The fact that there is that much of a market. There is the obvious, horrifying use for the kids, but I also wonder if these are being used in less lurid ways- as personal servants or use in industry.

Slavery by any other name is still slavery.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2025 05:06 AM (bss/y)

16 “Blessed to be a blessing”

2nd Kings 4:1-7 Devotional appropriate for both Christians and Jews:

https://tinyurl.com/5dfmee4n

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2025 05:08 AM (S7R22)

17 @8/Aetius451AD: A good start to the morning. The best bit was when he showed the expression on the dictator when the building was being stormed by the people forced to attend his speech (at gunpoint) and you can see he knows just how screwed he is:

https://youtu.be/TgRje1yFfUo?t=1224

"Rut roh..."

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 27, 2025 05:09 AM (O7YUW)

18 "Rut roh..."
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 27, 2025 05:09 AM (O7YUW)

'Oh no, are these the consequences of my actions?! Crap.'

'Did someone's dog make a mess?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2025 05:12 AM (bss/y)

19 So these are trafficked children?

https://tinyurl.com/ye26u8d8

The fact that there is that much of a market. There is the obvious, horrifying use for the kids, but I also wonder if these are being used in less lurid ways- as personal servants or use in industry.

Slavery by any other name is still slavery.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2025 05:06 AM (bss/y)
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Read and go through the comments:

https://tinyurl.com/mr3r6nbk

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 27, 2025 05:19 AM (N03yu)

20 Good morning, everyone! Since I was on the road all day when Saturday's Pet Thread was up, I wanted to answer grammie's question here regarding the greyhound haul I did:

do you have a nearby dog track from where you get your rescues?

Right now, the only US track we get dogs from is in West Virginia. Given the declining number of tracks, we have expanded to take in dogs from Ireland.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 27, 2025 05:30 AM (BpO1e)

21 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2025 05:30 AM (C8+CO)

22 Evening and morning, late toilers and early risers! I'm back from workout, done with shower, having breakfast. We're back in the too-warm-for-this-time-of-year mode here. And the east bank of the city has a boil-water advisory on. We have bottled spring water at our office, so no problem there, but when I brush my teeth at lunchtime I'll have to use that water as well.

The Killer Kittenz From Outer Space are doing well!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 27, 2025 05:34 AM (omVj0)

23 @19/Biden's Dog: "Read and go through the comments:"

Very disturbing.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 27, 2025 05:38 AM (O7YUW)

24 23 @19/Biden's Dog: "Read and go through the comments:"

Very disturbing.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 27, 2025 05:38 AM (O7YUW)

In that case I can see the video, but not the comments.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2025 05:41 AM (bss/y)

25 Well, FenSon did not win the soup contest, but he tried a lot of different soups and had good conversations with folks, so I am thankful to God.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2025 05:44 AM (Vs+gt)

26 Good Morning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 27, 2025 05:51 AM (dR6yv)

27 In that case I can see the video, but not the comments.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2025 05:41 AM (bss/y)
-

Open an X account just to lurk.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 27, 2025 05:52 AM (N03yu)

28 I think that's wonderful that you rescue Greyhounds, NR. Pax They seem like good tempered dogs are are so beautiful.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2025 05:53 AM (Vs+gt)

29 mornin yall. Well, I guess Columbia is off my travel list. Darn.

Posted by: fd at January 27, 2025 05:55 AM (vFG9F)

30 Nice doggy rescue story by a pub owner in Wolverhampton, England. "Good news network" site:

https://tinyurl.com/53k2f72x

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2025 05:57 AM (Vs+gt)

31 Time to make the sandwich. Maple honey ham and horseradish cheese on a hoagie roll.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2025 06:01 AM (Vs+gt)

32 Good morning everyone. 42 degrees here in western NC and going up to 55 today! A few days ago it barely got above 30. Yes, I’m very happy.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at January 27, 2025 06:03 AM (CXFY/)

33 They seem like good tempered dogs are are so beautiful.

I've met a few that could be snappy and irritable but generally speaking they are. And I appreciate that they are so lazy, "Check him for breathing" is a normal thing to say.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 27, 2025 06:06 AM (BpO1e)

34 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: Got any threes?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at January 27, 2025 06:08 AM (6K6Eu)

35 I think that's wonderful that you rescue Greyhounds, NR. Pax They seem like good tempered dogs are are so beautiful.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2025 05:53 AM (Vs+gt)
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When the Multnomah County Dog Track was open, you used to see lots of retired greyhounds (and the occasional whippet) around Portland. Now, not so much. Saw a greyhound the other day, the first one I've seen in years.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at January 27, 2025 06:10 AM (6K6Eu)

36 Posted by: NR Pax at January 27, 2025 06:06 AM (BpO1e

LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2025 06:18 AM (qKlxn)

37 Good morning! Gotta make the pilgrimage to OKC later today for some classroom training this week. Yippe fuckin skippy.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 27, 2025 06:25 AM (3Ope8)

38 So they got some gang members at the nightclub in Aurora, CO. They called the operation, "Return to Sender" . I laughed at the name and am glad it was successful. "Legal Insurrection" site report:

https://tinyurl.com/y4ve2f5f

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2025 06:29 AM (qKlxn)

39 @24/Aetius451AD: "In that case I can see the video, but not the comments.

In the URL, change x.com to xcancel.com and you can view the comments publicly that way. xcancel is an instance of "nitter".

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 27, 2025 06:29 AM (O7YUW)

40 Goodbye, Columbia.

Hello, Honduras!

https://tinyurl.com/w5d4vm28

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 27, 2025 06:29 AM (N03yu)

41 @38/FenelonSpoke: "They called the operation, "Return to Sender".

The Elvis song:
https://youtu.be/LZmUfUBqE-s

The lyric that popped into my head:

Return to Sender
Manuel go home...

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 27, 2025 06:35 AM (O7YUW)

42 Goodbye, Columbia.

Hello, Honduras!

https://tinyurl.com/w5d4vm28
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 27, 2025 06:29 AM (N03yu)
-----------
Well...bye.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at January 27, 2025 06:35 AM (6K6Eu)

43 @40/Biden's Dog:

Incoming sanctions/tariff bomb...

It took what, 2 hours for Columbia to tuck tail and apologize for showing their arse?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 27, 2025 06:37 AM (O7YUW)

44 Honduras has stepped 8nto the on deck circle, Donny 2 scoops looks to be on track to pitch a shutout...

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at January 27, 2025 06:37 AM (/FExR)

45 34 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: Got any threes?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at January 27, 2025 06:08 AM (6K6Eu)

Go fish!

Posted by: m at January 27, 2025 06:37 AM (VnUSN)

46 It took what, 2 hours for Columbia to tuck tail and apologize for showing their arse

39 min, and Trump was golfing.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at January 27, 2025 06:38 AM (/FExR)

47 I love Cory Doctorow.

Posted by: V.I. Lenin, who knows a Useful Idiot when he sees one at January 27, 2025 06:40 AM (PiwSw)

48 39 min, and Trump was golfing.
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at January 27, 2025 06:38 AM (/FExR)

Did he say "watch this drive"?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 27, 2025 06:42 AM (+iIV1)

49 It took what, 2 hours for Columbia to tuck tail and apologize for showing their arse

39 min, and Trump was golfing.
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at January 27, 2025 06:38 AM (/FExR)


The Columbian President posted a long screed on X about how he was going to put tariffs on the US and the US was going to invade and kill him. Was that before or after he did the Emily Litella thing?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 27, 2025 06:43 AM (ExV1e)

50 Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 27, 2025 06:35 AM (O7YUW

Well done!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2025 06:43 AM (MQJVv)

51 Honduras has stepped 8nto the on deck circle, Donny 2 scoops looks to be on track to pitch a shutout...
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at January 27, 2025 06:37 AM (/FExR)


Frankly not sure why we're flying them home anyway. Push them into Mexico. Mexico let them cross their country to invade us, they can deal with the ramifications.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 27, 2025 06:45 AM (ExV1e)

52 Ha ha, at about 0600 and they dropped a gigantic pavement grinding machine off on my little residential street. "Beep beep beep" waking up the neighbors no doubt.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at January 27, 2025 06:45 AM (W3T6M)

53 Ha ha, at about 0600 and they dropped a gigantic pavement grinding machine off on my little residential street. "Beep beep beep" waking up the neighbors no doubt.
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at January 27, 2025 06:45 AM (W3T6M)


Who's still asleep at 0600? You live near royalty or something?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 27, 2025 06:46 AM (ExV1e)

54 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2025 06:49 AM (u82oZ)

55 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

A return to normal January temps feels like a heat wave. We were at least 10 degrees below the average for January. Until today.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2025 06:52 AM (u82oZ)

56 Frankly not sure why we're flying them home anyway.

Honestly, I don't mind that very much. They are citizens of that nation so they can have them back.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 27, 2025 06:52 AM (BpO1e)

57
Ha ha, at about 0600 and they dropped a gigantic pavement grinding machine off on my little residential street. "Beep beep beep" waking up the neighbors no doubt.
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at January 27, 2025 06:45 AM (W3T6M)


I'd think everyone inside the Beltway was up at 4:00 AM, bright-eyed and rarin' to destroy America.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 27, 2025 06:52 AM (dxSpM)

58 Why on earth would the President of Colombia say that President Trump wanted there to be an invasion and kill him?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2025 06:53 AM (qKlxn)

59 FenelonSpoke

To bolster internal support. Long-time tactic of dictators.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2025 06:55 AM (u82oZ)

60 Wait...so we're gonna haz a sad that we'll not get to go to the JTF facility at Soto Cano any longer if we can't repatriate illegal aliens from the Honduras? Damn the bad luck.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 27, 2025 06:55 AM (3Ope8)

61 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 27, 2025 06:52 AM (dxSpM)

Well at least the ones that are still working were probably not causing mischief on Saturday and Sunday and Trump evidently was doing some work when not playing golf, so good for him!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2025 06:55 AM (qKlxn)

62
Why on earth would the President of Colombia say that President Trump wanted there to be an invasion and kill him?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2025 06:53 AM (qKlxn)


Excitable Latins.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 27, 2025 06:55 AM (dxSpM)

63 Why on earth would the President of Colombia say that President Trump wanted there to be an invasion and kill him?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2025 06:53 AM (qKlxn)


I assume he's losing his shit cuz he's caught between the US, his even more leftist political opponents saying he blows the US, and the cartels saying they want their money and he doesn't know whether to shit or go blind.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 27, 2025 06:56 AM (ExV1e)

64 From today's DM:

'If you let your cat free roam outdoors with no supervision, you do not own a cat. You surrender ownership as soon as you let it out.'

How do you supervise a cat outside? A bullhorn?

Posted by: fd at January 27, 2025 07:01 AM (vFG9F)

65 CAT! STEP AWAY FROM THE BIRD!

Posted by: Cat owner with a bullhorn at January 27, 2025 07:02 AM (vFG9F)

66

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 27, 2025 07:06 AM (EFZgU)

67
Poor Diana is frustrated because she is no longer allowed to jump on the bed and enjoy Mommy time in the morning. But she's been consigned to 4-6 weeks of crate rest and restricted activity while we try to get her iliopsoas to heal.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 27, 2025 07:06 AM (dxSpM)

68 Poor Diana is frustrated because she is no longer allowed to jump on the bed and enjoy Mommy time in the morning.

I can just see the heartbreaking look on her face. Long nosed dogs are really good at that.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 27, 2025 07:07 AM (BpO1e)

69 Another musical winner from Pixy today.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 27, 2025 07:08 AM (IXKp6)

70 How do you supervise a cat outside? A bullhorn?

Posted by: fd at January 27, 2025 07:01 AM (vFG9F)
-

Combo cam and shock collar.

Pavlov's cat.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 27, 2025 07:08 AM (N03yu)

71
I can just see the heartbreaking look on her face. Long nosed dogs are really good at that.
Posted by: NR Pax at January 27, 2025 07:07 AM (BpO1e)


Just jerking our chain.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 27, 2025 07:09 AM (dxSpM)

72 Get your KY ready stock investors. Today will be... interesting.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 27, 2025 07:10 AM (IXKp6)

73 Hillary Clinton

Ah, one of the Great Old Ones has arrived.

No one gets a saving throw for sanity.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2025 07:10 AM (u82oZ)

74 Breakfast this morning: Eggwich made with English muffin, one large egg, 1/2 slice New York extra sharp white cheddar, 5 drops Carolina Reaper hot sauce.

Gevalia Majestic Roast coffee.

Yum.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 27, 2025 07:11 AM (KiBMU)

75 Have a great day, everyone.

Yes, we are winning. However, Evil never sleeps. Head on a swivel and have a plan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2025 07:11 AM (u82oZ)

76 "Get your KY ready stock investors. Today will be... interesting.
Posted by: Huck Follywood "

In what way?

Posted by: fd at January 27, 2025 07:12 AM (vFG9F)

77 'If you let your cat free roam outdoors with no supervision, you do not own a cat. You surrender ownership as soon as you let it out.'

How do you supervise a cat outside? A bullhorn?
Posted by: fd at January 27, 2025 07:01 AM (vFG9F)
================
Do "own" and "cat" really work in the same sentence? I had two cats live in my house for several years and they mostly seemed to accept the situation as marginally better than living in the wild, but I never thought I owned cats.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 27, 2025 07:13 AM (IXKp6)

78 71 Just jerking our chain.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


My boy Kroger had to have a bad tear stitched up on his front leg. He was on leash restriction for about 2 weeks while things healed up. He was quite upset about the fact that the other greyhounds were running free and chasing squirrels and we wouldn't let him.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 27, 2025 07:13 AM (BpO1e)

79 iliopsoas to heal.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 27, 2025 07:06 AM (dxSpM)

Poor doggy. Hope she heals soon, and I don't know exactly what an iliopsoas is but it's a great word.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2025 07:14 AM (CzW4u)

80 In what way?
Posted by: fd at January 27, 2025 07:12 AM (vFG9F)
============
Nasdaq futures are down about 4% right now, as the AI balloon is suddenly releasing a little air. The market, when it opens, could recover up or could go further down.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 27, 2025 07:15 AM (IXKp6)

81 Being "President" of Columbia is like being "President" of a nice, big pile of Gooey Hobo Scat.
Polish away.

Posted by: NFL Is Fixed at January 27, 2025 07:16 AM (1a7X7)

82 "Get your KY ready stock investors. Today will be... interesting.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

.........

Holy Smokes, I just looked at the futures. Ouch!

Posted by: Molly k. at January 27, 2025 07:16 AM (j/yko)

83 Good morning, everyone. Junior-ette has jury duty today! A-holes won't respond to her phone calls or her e-mail to get an exemption for being a full time college student, with a scholarship she'll lose if she has to drop classes for jury duty.

Lived here for 13 years and never been called up, why do they have to call my kid instead of me or Smash?

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 27, 2025 07:16 AM (MsrgL)

84 Good morning, everyone. Junior-ette has jury duty today! A-holes won't respond to her phone calls or her e-mail to get an exemption for being a full time college student, with a scholarship she'll lose if she has to drop classes for jury duty.

We get a post card about six weeks or so ahead of time and you go online and say that you received it and you can register any exemptions or ask for a deferral.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 27, 2025 07:19 AM (ExV1e)

85 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at January 27, 2025 07:20 AM (dg+HA)

86 83 Good morning, everyone. Junior-ette has jury duty today! A-holes won't respond to her phone calls or her e-mail to get an exemption for being a full time college student

If she hasn't done so, have her print out the relevant section and wave it like a holy talisman.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 27, 2025 07:20 AM (BpO1e)

87 We get a post card about six weeks or so ahead of time and you go online and say that you received it and you can register any exemptions or ask for a deferral.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Yeah, same here....but the a-holes won't update her status, or respond to her queries. So it's haul ass downtown, park, walk a mile to the courthouse, go to the juror room, wait in line, get exempted, then reverse out to get her to class.

I loathe government employees. Lazy bunch of halfassed dirtbags.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 27, 2025 07:22 AM (MsrgL)

88
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 27, 2025 07:23 AM (w9Ycv)

89 Maybe Junior-ette should assume her delay request has been approved and just not show up, given her situation. What is the penalty there? Here, they send a letter reminding you of your civic duty and reschedule you.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 27, 2025 07:25 AM (Bs3sK)

90 'If you let your cat free roam outdoors with no supervision, you do not own a cat. You surrender ownership as soon as you let it out.'

How do you supervise a cat outside? A bullhorn?
Posted by: fd at January 27, 2025 07:01 AM (vFG9F)
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I'm fairly certain I stole a cat that way. Or she stole me. Either way, she's now an indoor kitty.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 27, 2025 07:26 AM (7fElN)

91 Posted by: AltonJackson at January 27, 2025 07:23 AM (w9Ycv)

Good morning to you. I'm actually a 'ronette which I think was the name of a girl singing group.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2025 07:26 AM (TrQRV)

92
Hope she heals soon, and I don't know exactly what an iliopsoas is but it's a great word.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2025 07:14 AM (CzW4u)


The iliopsoas are the muscles that go from the abdomen to the inside of the thighs. Diana tore one of them as a youngster and now that she's getting on to three, we finally got a reliable diagnosis. They're very slow to heal.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 27, 2025 07:27 AM (dxSpM)

93 Bacon and avocado on a toasted croissant, accompanied by a pair or eggs. Wash down with coffee. It's what's for breakfast.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 27, 2025 07:28 AM (3Ope8)

94 What are the muscles that make a dog's hind legs go limp when you scratch it's butt?

Posted by: fd at January 27, 2025 07:36 AM (vFG9F)

95 I'm actually a 'ronette which I think was the name of a girl singing group.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2025 07:26 AM (TrQRV)


Be my, be my baby

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at January 27, 2025 07:36 AM (SfhV1)

96 Hegseth was quickly confronted with a USAF kerfuffle, when they decided to eliminate training segments on Tuskegee Airmen and Women Pilots, and then use their own action to leak to the press what a racist misogynist Trump is. Hegseth restored the videos to training, and now has an investigative path to follow. RedState has more on this, including a closed command facebook group discussing how to "resist" Trump.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 27, 2025 07:38 AM (xNjnp)

97 Oops- wrong string.

JJS is up and at 'em.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 27, 2025 07:38 AM (xNjnp)

98 I appreciate that they are so lazy, "Check him for breathing" is a normal thing to say.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 27, 2025 06:06 AM (BpO1e)


We got our dogs from a dogtrack down the road. Sad when it closed. Oh yes - we had to buy a bigger couch when they started coming along. And don't get me started on trying to grab a sliver of space on my bed.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at January 27, 2025 07:39 AM (SfhV1)

99 To the President of Colombia:

Our President is bogged down with tons of shit left to him by our last President. He is in no mood to deal with your country or your citizens that are here illegally. So please just sit down, shut up, and take care of your own problems that we don't need.

Sincerely, MAGA (Oh...and have a nice day)

Posted by: Case at January 27, 2025 07:47 AM (27pJk)

100 You will need to buy the card to calculate the price.


That's gold right there, Pixie, gold.

Posted by: Candidus at January 27, 2025 08:59 AM (PhOuQ)

101 DeepSeek Pulls Rug Out On Nvidia, ASML

"The DeepSeek story is forcing investors to question the market position of all the MegaCap Tech names and the entire AI supply chain."

Posted by: SMOD at January 27, 2025 10:15 AM (RHGPo)

102 DeepSink: Global Markets Crash On Cheap China AI Panic

"Is AI dead or is one of the greatest buy-the-dip trades in recent memory?" - JPM

Posted by: SMOD at January 27, 2025 10:18 AM (RHGPo)

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