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Hollywood Makes History Again!!!!
The Academy of Motion Pictures & Marxist Propaganda nominated a man as best "actress." This is apparently a guy calling himself "Sofia" Garcon, who appears in a (?) Spanish musical called Emilia Perez or something. Never heard of it. No one will see it. Great movie to give 13 nominations to to Shock the Squares.
Kurt SchlichterBelow is a clip from this incredible movie, so amazing that the Academy showered it with thirteen Oscar nominations. You may think this is some kind of crude MAGA Cheapfake Parody, but this is the real deal Hollyfield.
@KurtSchlichter Apparently, the Oscar nominations came out, and I only heard of them because some guy pretending to be a chick got nominated as a chick because take that and we’ll show you squares. It is remarkable how Hollywood has chosen to commit woke suicide. We're going to break out of their monopoly on content. We're gonna make our own stuff and there’s nothing they can do about it.
I can’t even wrap my head around ‘Emilia Pérez’ getting THIRTEEN (13!!!) #Oscars nominations.
— Jeff D. Lowe (@JeffDLowe) January 23, 2025
Quite possibly the worst movie ever (mid-scores from audiences & critics) to get double digit nominations. Baffling. pic.twitter.com/xbIwQnUgSM
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Accomack at January 24, 2025 06:30 PM (w9ItN)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 24, 2025 06:30 PM (Kv5Mj)
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Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 24, 2025 06:32 PM (hB7mE)
Posted by: kallisto writes Variety! headlines now at January 24, 2025 06:32 PM (xBjO5)
Posted by: Seen high school AV students do better at January 24, 2025 06:32 PM (ybSPO)
Posted by: The Academy of Woke Marxists at January 24, 2025 06:32 PM (PiwSw)
Squid Game seems to have woken Netflix up to the fact that Korean cinema is producing a LOT of stuff they can buy the rights for cheap and slap subtitles on at a tiny fraction of the cost of Hollywoke series.
And of course anime continues to slaughter woke US animation (with the exception of Despicable Me).
Posted by: DudeAbiding at January 24, 2025 06:32 PM (lCHt6)
Posted by: tankdemon at January 24, 2025 06:32 PM (mq091)
Oh, right. Fuck ‘em. They voted for this.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 24, 2025 06:32 PM (lDb3Z)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 06:33 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: zombie at January 24, 2025 06:33 PM (pMi6S)
Oh, right. Fuck ‘em. They voted for this.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 24, 2025 06:32 PM (lDb3Z)
Yep. Right in the bonus hole with a tranny-woman's dick.
Posted by: If they don't like it they're bigots at January 24, 2025 06:33 PM (ybSPO)
Posted by: Johnny Cockring at January 24, 2025 06:33 PM (dIske)
Posted by: look whats not at January 24, 2025 06:34 PM (nakGR)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 06:34 PM (gbOdA)
They also added a tranny to the second, pointless season of that.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 24, 2025 06:34 PM (Kv5Mj)
On the same day:
1) a "We got too woke and fucked ourselves" article and
2) a "We are too woke and are continuing to fuck ourselves" move.
Which voice will prevail?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at January 24, 2025 06:34 PM (I87yH)
Posted by: Caiwyn at January 24, 2025 06:34 PM (BaIXK)
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If you want to know the true extent of the mental retardation here, The Return of the King had 11 Oscar nominations.
Posted by: Azathoth at January 24, 2025 06:34 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: zombie at January 24, 2025 06:34 PM (pMi6S)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 06:34 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 24, 2025 06:34 PM (O8bOp)
Posted by: DudeAbiding at January 24, 2025 06:32 PM (lCHt6)
I've heard good things about The Wild Robot.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 24, 2025 06:34 PM (mq091)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2025 06:34 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Eromero at January 24, 2025 06:35 PM (jgmnb)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 24, 2025 06:35 PM (ISHfS)
Posted by: jsg at January 24, 2025 06:35 PM (Fg0Nr)
Posted by: fd at January 24, 2025 06:35 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 24, 2025 06:35 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 06:34 PM (gbOdA)
She's transitioning into a 1990s era frat boy dudebro.
Posted by: Popped collar is next at January 24, 2025 06:35 PM (ybSPO)
If those are supposed to be nurses, well, whatever!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 24, 2025 06:35 PM (gi+MR)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2025 06:35 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: runner at January 24, 2025 06:36 PM (g47mK)
And now some ugly-ass dude plays a chick - no wait, he plays a chick playing a chick. Is that how it works?
One of the fun things about "Tootsie" is the notion that cross-dressing men are perverts and rightly shunned.
We need to get back to that.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 24, 2025 06:36 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 24, 2025 06:36 PM (ISHfS)
It is so bad it makes She-Hulk seen like Citizen Kane.
Posted by: zombie at January 24, 2025 06:36 PM (pMi6S)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 24, 2025 06:36 PM (tT6L1)
Somebody is pulling my leg, there's no way that's a real movie, let alone Oscar-worthy. Just kill yourself now, Hollywood.
Posted by: t-bird at January 24, 2025 06:37 PM (HeV6l)
Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2025 06:37 PM (snN/i)
Posted by: davidt at January 24, 2025 06:37 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: runner at January 24, 2025 06:37 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2025 06:37 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2025 06:37 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Azathoth at January 24, 2025 06:34 PM (wb1YC)
Ah, but the yassified reboot “Return of the Slay Kween” will get 20 noms, so it all works out in the end.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 24, 2025 06:37 PM (lDb3Z)
Posted by: jsg at January 24, 2025 06:37 PM (Fg0Nr)
Posted by: Ralph at January 24, 2025 06:37 PM (TysyT)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 06:34 PM (gbOdA)
She's transitioning into a 1990s era frat boy dudebro.
Posted by: Popped collar is next at January 24, 2025 06:35 PM (ybSPO)
I would pay hard cash money to see her in the copper neck rings and titties flopping around the tribal fire.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 06:37 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Eternity Matters at January 24, 2025 06:38 PM (yT7Wa)
Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2025 06:38 PM (KQk9m)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 24, 2025 06:38 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Azathoth at January 24, 2025 06:34 PM (wb1YC)
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And it was by far the worst of the LotR films.
It's fascinating to go back and look at Oscar nominees back in the day vs now.
Then: total knife-fight among amazing films.
Now: Uh, we get to get the number above two.
They're basically participation trophies.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 24, 2025 06:38 PM (ZOv7s)
==
MAGA's Fuckyous are way more effective. And we have fire.
Posted by: runner at January 24, 2025 06:38 PM (g47mK)
We need to get back to that.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 24, 2025 06:36 PM (ZOv7s)
Cant see Dustin having to blow the director but...
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 06:39 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: The Crying Game at January 24, 2025 06:39 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 24, 2025 06:39 PM (GTqXr)
I was wrong, that was MUCH worse than I was expecting. They have people with singing roles that can't even f*cking sing. Worse, they have songwriters that must have majored in Social Work instead of History of Lesbian Dance. (At least those students listened to some type of music while wasting much of their seven years as an undergrad.)
I should remember: Always trust content from Ace.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 24, 2025 06:39 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: bluebell at January 24, 2025 06:39 PM (79pEw)
Screw it. That'll be on YouTube the next day.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 24, 2025 06:39 PM (3wi/L)
Move over Lord of the Rings! There's a new tranny in town!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2025 06:39 PM (BpYfr)
But the Oscar nominations? All of them were done months after Trump was elected and the entire culture was seen to have shifted. This was done knowing that things are not what they believed. This was done knowing that they are not, in fact, the victors, the majority, and "on the right side of history."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2025 06:39 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Oldcat at January 24, 2025 06:39 PM (n7h9X)
Then they will say this is why Trump won.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at January 24, 2025 06:40 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2025 06:40 PM (KQk9m)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 24, 2025 06:38 PM (R/m4+)
They’re soma, you hack!
Posted by: Aldous Huxley at January 24, 2025 06:40 PM (lDb3Z)
It was conceived as an alternative in France against the Fascism. It took until 1946 to get started fully, however.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2025 06:40 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 24, 2025 06:40 PM (GTqXr)
Ace gets really upset when you call Legolas a chick.
Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2025 06:40 PM (snN/i)
Posted by: Caiwyn
Considering all the AI brought-back-to-life animated "actors" and other CGI monstrosities, we might as well have just a single acting category
Best Real-World or Simulated Acting Entity of Any Gender, Species, Orientation, Substantiality, Talent orLack Thereof
Posted by: zombie at January 24, 2025 06:40 PM (pMi6S)
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2025 06:41 PM (fwDg9)
My absolute favorite, however, is dick holders winning "Female of the Year." It's like a loud assed slap in the face of every imbecilic feminist who have been spewing their "men and women are exactly equal" over the last six decades.
Posted by: Orson at January 24, 2025 06:41 PM (dIske)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 06:41 PM (gbOdA)
They should send immigration squads in during the shows to look for illegals.
Send a message.
Posted by: Stateless...22% - mental state clawing up from 10% at January 24, 2025 06:41 PM (jvJvP)
NEW: Mexico denied a U.S. military plane access to land Thursday, at least temporarily frustrating the Trump administration's plans to deport immigrants to the country. -- NBC
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 24, 2025 06:41 PM (5LoD7)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 24, 2025 06:41 PM (ISHfS)
Posted by: Azathoth at January 24, 2025 06:34 PM (wb1YC)
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And it was by far the worst of the LotR films.
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TBF, the award just sat there for two years waiting for them to finish.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 24, 2025 06:42 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: bluebell at January 24, 2025 06:42 PM (79pEw)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 06:42 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2025 06:42 PM (KQk9m)
Sad thing is...it's not shocking, just.... boring.
Posted by: El Mariachi at January 24, 2025 06:42 PM (nLFEI)
Posted by: huerfano at January 24, 2025 06:42 PM (DKIGo)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 24, 2025 06:42 PM (88IMd)
Didn't the original Shakespeare plays have men playing women's roles?
Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2025 06:42 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Burtha Reynolds at January 24, 2025 06:42 PM (Fg0Nr)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 06:37 PM (gbOdA)
I would pay hard cash not to see it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 24, 2025 06:42 PM (VwHCD)
It's a de facto quota system.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 24, 2025 06:42 PM (Kv5Mj)
Posted by: Caiwyn at January 24, 2025 06:34 PM (BaIXK)
in Shakespeare's day, all the actors were played by men even the women's parts.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 24, 2025 06:42 PM (n7h9X)
NEW: Mexico denied a U.S. military plane access to land Thursday, at least temporarily frustrating the Trump administration's plans to deport immigrants to the country. -- NBC
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7)
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Why do they have to land?
Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please, it's too much winning! at January 24, 2025 06:42 PM (OB7jV)
Is it worse than the English Patient?
Because I wanted every character in that film to die a horrible and cruel death, except Juliet Binoche.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2025 06:43 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 24, 2025 06:43 PM (O8bOp)
Posted by: El Mariachi at January 24, 2025 06:43 PM (nLFEI)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 24, 2025 06:39 PM (GTqXr)
This is about me isn't it....hahahaha.
Posted by: Paul Lynde, Fag In The Middle at January 24, 2025 06:43 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2025 06:37 PM (VE6XX)
Far more staying power too. RHPS is 30 years old and still gets shown in theaters. Cult classic and even people who have never seen it at least know about it and probably heard some of the music. This Emilia Sofia Ocasio Cortez Maria Perez bullshit will be forgotten in a week.
Posted by: Brad Majors. "ASSHOLE!" at January 24, 2025 06:43 PM (ybSPO)
B. He does not win Ins Allah
I have never bet on something that I could not lose.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 06:43 PM (gbOdA)
NEW: Mexico denied a U.S. military plane access to land Thursday, at least temporarily frustrating the Trump administration's plans to deport immigrants to the country. -- NBC
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 24, 2025 06:41 PM (5LoD7)
Well then, bring in plan B..pincochet
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 24, 2025 06:43 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2025 06:43 PM (oT+t6)
I’m acquainted with the basics and have concluded that I vote for casualties on all sides.
Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2025 06:44 PM (xBjO5)
Why am I to be executed?
You misgendered me.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at January 24, 2025 06:44 PM (elaR+)
NEW: Mexico denied a U.S. military plane access to land Thursday, at least temporarily frustrating the Trump administration's plans to deport immigrants to the country. -- NBC
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7)
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Why do they have to land?
Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please, it's too much winning!
Bada-BOOM!
Posted by: zombie at January 24, 2025 06:44 PM (pMi6S)
Posted by: El Mariachi at January 24, 2025 06:44 PM (nLFEI)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 24, 2025 06:44 PM (ISHfS)
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 24, 2025 06:44 PM (2LcZn)
Posted by: fd at January 24, 2025 06:44 PM (vFG9F)
Wait, she isn't?
TBF, the award just sat there for two years waiting for them to finish.
Yeah they held off any awards until the trilogy was finished knowing it was basically one long film. So while the Return of the King was hardly the finest movie in the three, it was just the finish of the story.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2025 06:44 PM (2VST1)
Who said anything about landing? Out you go...!
Posted by: t-bird at January 24, 2025 06:44 PM (HYrf+)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2025 06:44 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2025 06:42 PM (j4U/Z)
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Yes, because it was considered to violate feminine modesty.
When that changed, the assumption was that women on stage were whores, which was not incorrect.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 24, 2025 06:44 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2025 06:45 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2025 06:45 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2025 06:40 PM (KQk9m)
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Still holds true.
Posted by: Zombie Billy Wilder at January 24, 2025 06:45 PM (Aqu9a)
Screw it. That'll be on YouTube the next day.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 24, 2025 06:39 PM (3wi/L)
******
They will all be putting on a fake smile and giving him a standing ovation.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 24, 2025 06:45 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2025 06:45 PM (KQk9m)
Posted by: Hollywood at January 24, 2025 06:45 PM (hB7mE)
Drop the Ramp.
Buzz the Tower.
PULL UP!
Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2025 06:45 PM (snN/i)
Posted by: Azathoth at January 24, 2025 06:45 PM (wb1YC)
>>Why do they have to land?
I like where your heads at.
--
Director of Pinochet Excursions and Other Enchantments Tourist Bureau.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2025 06:45 PM (XV/Pl)
I mean, in the clip, they rip through the list of surgeries required, which is extensive.
Though, Hollywood is so self-unaware, they probably do think it's an "edgy" exploration of the problems encountered without realizing the movie also serves as an expose.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 24, 2025 06:45 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: P I Staker at January 24, 2025 06:45 PM (tSIIE)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Nobody expects the Pinochet Option!
Posted by: zombie at January 24, 2025 06:45 PM (pMi6S)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2025 06:45 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 24, 2025 06:45 PM (IgeTi)
NEW: Mexico denied a U.S. military plane access to land Thursday, at least temporarily frustrating the Trump administration's plans to deport immigrants to the country. -- NBC
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7)
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Why do they have to land?
Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please, it's too much winning! at January 24, 2025 06:42 PM (OB7jV)
This is true, trump should just tell mexico where they dropped them, and also bring a shovel, they'll be about 10ft down.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 24, 2025 06:45 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Les Nessman at January 24, 2025 06:45 PM (ISHfS)
Posted by: El Mariachi at January 24, 2025 06:43 PM (nLFEI)
I want to see an 8th grade basket game that makes MASH OR room look like a Disney Pic.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 06:45 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at January 24, 2025 06:46 PM (TN5A0)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2025 06:44 PM (LkLld)
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And then they put on wigs and dresses and do a show on the shuffleboard court.
Posted by: bluebell at January 24, 2025 06:46 PM (79pEw)
Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2025 06:42 PM
Yes.
Because actual women could make more money as a prostitute, and "actors" were considered to be on the same social plane ... so all of the starving artists were dudes.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 24, 2025 06:46 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Kevin Feige at January 24, 2025 06:46 PM (4lsKt)
"We can fix it in post."
Posted by: Hollywood at January 24, 2025 06:45 PM (hB7mE)
that is fucking funny
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 06:46 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Brad Majors. "ASSHOLE!" at January 24, 2025 06:43 PM (ybSPO)
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Um, missed a couple of decades there, pal. Turns 50 this year.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 24, 2025 06:46 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2025 06:47 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at January 24, 2025 06:47 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2025 06:40 PM (snN/i)
I'm pretty sure elves are asexual. They probably fission or spore or something.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 24, 2025 06:47 PM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: Les Nessman at January 24, 2025 06:45 PM (ISHfS)
Mexican't
Posted by: jsg at January 24, 2025 06:47 PM (Fg0Nr)
It has to be at least 45 years old, because it was running at our college... or so I am told by old people who went to college that long ago.
Posted by: t-bird at January 24, 2025 06:47 PM (HYrf+)
I mean, I won't pay them to see it. Is there any way they can start to pay me, also not to see it? because that is the only way this relationship progresses any further - them paying me to not see their shitty movies.
I'm open to negotiations Hollywood. And look, at least initially, I'm willing to settle for $10 per movie I don't go and see. That $10 will ensure my cooperation in not seeing your movie. You will easily achieve your goal of making it so I do not see anything you make.
Posted by: El Mariachi at January 24, 2025 06:48 PM (nLFEI)
Orlando Bloom was the third best looking chick in those movies.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2025 06:48 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2025 06:43 PM (oT+t6)
I suspect it will be Rubio flying down to talk the the Mex Pres, telling her, Hey, Chica, Right of Return is right there in the UN Charter, and you are a signatory. I suppose we are going to have to hold all transfer payments until we can get a vote in the UN about this apparent violation of international norms.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2025 06:48 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 24, 2025 06:48 PM (ISHfS)
The Jesus Revolution
The Forge
The Best Christmas Pageant Ever
I will give honorable mention to "Father Stu" although I wanted to crawl under my chair sitting next to my 81 year old mother-in-law listen to Mark Wahlberg drop F-bombs.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 24, 2025 06:48 PM (pJWtt)
Careful.
They could be Thai.
Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2025 06:48 PM (snN/i)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2025 06:45 PM (XV/Pl)
I hope the gift bags are prepared by IDF.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 06:48 PM (gbOdA)
Like those schools picking the retarded kid in school for homecoming king or queen, its all about virtue signalling and getting in the news. At least in their defense, Downs syndrome kids are usually delightfully sweet and happy people.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2025 06:48 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Azathoth at January 24, 2025 06:48 PM (wb1YC)
>>Far more staying power too. RHPS is 30 years old and still gets shown in theaters. Far more staying power too.
Correction, RHPS is 50 years old.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2025 06:48 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2025 06:49 PM (oT+t6)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 24, 2025 06:49 PM (kpS4V)
I asked Ace about this once and he replied, "There's got to be a hole where the Lembas comes out. And that's good enough for me.".
Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2025 06:49 PM (snN/i)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 24, 2025 06:46 PM (HlyYF)
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I'm just finishing a book on Restoration England, and when the Puritans were driven out, and the theaters re-opened, women were allowed on stage and - if I may use the phrase - double-dipped, collecting money for performances and other "personal" services.
So, a lot like today!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 24, 2025 06:49 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 24, 2025 06:50 PM (XPgIE)
The Forge
The Best Christmas Pageant Ever
I will give honorable mention to "Father Stu" although I wanted to crawl under my chair sitting next to my 81 year old mother-in-law listen to Mark Wahlberg drop F-bombs.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 24, 2025 06:48 PM (pJWtt)
The Jesus R was really a great movie. The British Crown Owned Bishop lives in a $2 M house and is treasured by the media.
They lost, TWICE.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 06:50 PM (gbOdA)
I'm pretty sure elves are asexual. They probably fission or spore or something.
In Warhammer the Orcs reproduce by spores.
The elves? Well, there are two factions.
One is hoity toity and thinks of sex as something only primitive simians (humans) delight in.
The other faction is a bunch of pervert freaks that do weird stuff to their prisoners so the God of Perversion they accidentally created is sated by that instead of consuming them.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2025 06:50 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: I was told there would be no math at January 24, 2025 06:50 PM (ybSPO)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 24, 2025 06:49 PM (kpS4V)
some of the later Marvel and Star Wars shows ratings were corrected to drop thousands of bad reviews.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 24, 2025 06:50 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 24, 2025 06:48 PM
I have no idea whether he can sing, or not.
If he can't sing, would YOU want to be the one to tell him the department has pulled his scholarship?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 24, 2025 06:50 PM (HlyYF)
The people that feel the need to lecture us how to vote.
Read the room, guys, girls, whatever.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2025 06:51 PM (LkLld)
Or bother about an Academy Awards "ceremony" I will never see.
And they want our money to rebuild their tinseltown. Let's talk about that.
Posted by: mrp at January 24, 2025 06:51 PM (rj6Yv)
It's like watching the Titanic sink and notice a bucket brigade on the upper deck trying to put out a fire. a) In 5 minutes, it won't matter and b) you ain't helping with the minor flooding problem caused by the inrushing of the Atlantic.
Posted by: El Mariachi at January 24, 2025 06:51 PM (nLFEI)
https://tinyurl.com/49pvd6bt
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 24, 2025 06:51 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 24, 2025 06:41 PM (5LoD7)
So palletize the wetbacks, and drop them off with cargo chutes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2025 06:51 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Max Power at January 24, 2025 06:51 PM (Hucnr)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2025 06:43 PM (oT+t6)
Its raining dems.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 24, 2025 06:51 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Kirk Lazarus as Emilia Perez at January 24, 2025 06:51 PM (4DY5T)
Posted by: Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez at January 24, 2025 06:51 PM (R/m4+)
Probably because he used up all his good beard jokes with the Corey "Spartacus" Booker story
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2025 06:51 PM (2VST1)
I asked Ace about this once and he replied, "There's got to be a hole where the Lembas comes out. And that's good enough for me.".
Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2025 06:49 PM (snN/i)
So went to get donut at a place down the road that sells $4 donut.
I asked if they have 2 hole for that money.
I was asked to leave.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 06:52 PM (gbOdA)
Sick.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 24, 2025 06:52 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 24, 2025 06:52 PM (UJJWg)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 24, 2025 06:53 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Kirk Lazarus as Emilia Perez at January 24, 2025 06:51 PM (4DY5T)
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Just take the Oscar now.
Posted by: bluebell at January 24, 2025 06:53 PM (79pEw)
Posted by: Paco at January 24, 2025 06:53 PM (mADJX)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 24, 2025 06:53 PM (kTd/k)
So, a lot like today!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 24, 2025 06:49 PM (ZOv7s)
The precursor to Instagram thots with OnlyFans accounts....
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at January 24, 2025 06:53 PM (TN5A0)
I asked Ace about this once and he replied, "There's got to be a hole where the Lembas comes out. And that's good enough for me.".
Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2025 06:49 PM (snN/i)
There's only one dude turning out these races, he's not going to invent something new every time. And dwarves are a copy of his work.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 24, 2025 06:53 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2025 06:50 PM (t0Rmr)
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Warhammer is completely sexless. There are no romances. It's just teenage boys fighting things out, and the women are Hot Chicks but completely unapproachable.
Basically, a world envisioned by 5th grade boys just before their balls drop and they realize that girls may have some utility after all.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 24, 2025 06:54 PM (ZOv7s)
So, a lot like today!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 24, 2025 06:49 PM
Well, the Puritans did land very close to Cambridge, MA. The Hasty Pudding Club has been all dudes since 1636.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 24, 2025 06:54 PM (HlyYF)
*slaps chest and does hitler salute*
My Heart Goes Out To You
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 06:54 PM (gbOdA)
They have to correct their announced budgets for movies as well. They lie about how much this stuff costs, then at least the films made in the UK they are forced to make a public report of the actual costs which can be more than DOUBLE what they claimed. Like Marvel saying the twice-reshot, three major remakes and year-delayed Captain African America movie only cost them LOL $180 million.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2025 06:54 PM (2VST1)
***
Who knew the crack in the Obama's marriage would end up belonging to a woman.
Posted by: Azathoth at January 24, 2025 06:54 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 24, 2025 06:35 PM (ISHfS)
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Waiter?
Posted by: Ciampino - Hey boy! at January 24, 2025 06:55 PM (KjLnc)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 24, 2025 06:48 PM
I have no idea whether he can sing, or not.
If he can't sing, would YOU want to be the one to tell him the department has pulled his scholarship?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 24, 2025 06:50 PM (Hly
He’s the worst person you can be.
A woke supposed Christian.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 24, 2025 06:55 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Ben Had
If you're feeling really nice, you could drop them over the ocean, relatively close to shore.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 24, 2025 06:55 PM (hB7mE)
I actually got fooled into watching Conclave. Decent slow moving mystery/thriller until the very end when they pulled a stupid "Crying Game" ending where the newly elected Pope was a transvestite.
Pissed me off.
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 24, 2025 06:55 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Mr. Plinkett at January 24, 2025 06:55 PM (Aqu9a)
They are just trying to destroy all normalcy.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 24, 2025 06:55 PM (TuZu+)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 24, 2025 06:53 PM (kTd/k)
Degrading yourself has no effect on me.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 24, 2025 06:55 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 24, 2025 06:39 PM
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That's every single musical made in the last 50 years. Despicable as she is, Babs was the last Hollywood star who could sing.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 24, 2025 06:55 PM (wzAuc)
A fake woman hasn't won a Best Actor Oscar yet. As soon as that happens, likely next year, the Best Actor and Best Actress categories will be discarded. Replaced by a single Best Tranny Acting Pyrsyn in a Starring Role Award. Same for Best Supporting Actor and Actress Awards.
Posted by: Gref at January 24, 2025 06:55 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: t-bird at January 24, 2025 06:56 PM (Pe6a4)
Posted by: El Mariachi at January 24, 2025 06:51 PM (nLFEI)
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"Titanic" also got a shit ton of nominations but now most people realize it's not a romance but a taught, psychological thriller about a sociopath who kills her boyfriend and returns to the scene of the murder to gloat and destroy her family's wealth before she dies.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 24, 2025 06:56 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: davidt at January 24, 2025 06:56 PM (i0F8b)
https://tinyurl.com/3vhfu2au
Jan 6 defendant Jeremy Brown called his girlfriend at 4:16am to tell her he was being moved. No one has heard from him since - so as of now, his attorney and his family has no idea where he is. His cell mate, another J6 defendant, was also told he was being moved. The White House needs to order the Marshalls to release these people now.
Jeremy’s mom, Lisa, (in the blue sweater) wants her son back. He served his country with distinction & refused to snitch on the Oathkeepers. This man was targeted, subject to illegal search & seizure & punished for exposing the two federal agents who tried to recruit him.
Posted by: jsg at January 24, 2025 06:56 PM (Fg0Nr)
They are just trying to destroy all normalcy.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 24, 2025 06:55 PM (TuZu+)
was it sarcasm or just wanting to fit in with the crowd?
Posted by: Oldcat at January 24, 2025 06:56 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 24, 2025 06:51 PM
You forgot to add the next line of the lyrics:
Hallelujah!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 24, 2025 06:57 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: fd at January 24, 2025 06:57 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 24, 2025 06:55 PM (wzAuc)
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"Chicago" was quite good.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 24, 2025 06:57 PM (tT6L1)
I actually got fooled into watching Conclave. Decent slow moving mystery/thriller until the very end when they pulled a stupid "Crying Game" ending where the newly elected Pope was a transvestite.
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 24, 2025 06:55 PM
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AAAARGH YOU RUINED IT!!!
Posted by: No One Ever at January 24, 2025 06:57 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: Mr. Plinkett at January 24, 2025 06:55 PM (Aqu9a)
It is turning into Dwayne Johnson
Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2025 06:57 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Gref at January 24, 2025 06:55 PM (aBgBM)
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The ultimate irony would be if Trump's EO declaring there are only men and women, sex determined at birth, is used to DQ this perv.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 24, 2025 06:57 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 24, 2025 06:57 PM (bG1q3)
They did discuss that but one of the objections was that there would only be one winner for actors that year rather than two.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2025 06:57 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 24, 2025 06:58 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Now I want to watch 'A touch of evil' where they cast Charleton Heston as a Mexican cop.
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 24, 2025 06:58 PM (MsrgL)
But anyway, men are the best women and instead of a man and a woman getting a best male and female lead award, 2 men got it and zero women. Justice!
Posted by: Piper at January 24, 2025 06:58 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 24, 2025 06:56 PM
Whoa. It's so obvious now.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 24, 2025 06:58 PM (aD39U)
James Serpent Head Carville on Biden:
"What he's done to himself is no one wants to hear from this guy anymore. Just go to your condo in Rehoboth and stay there."
"Your last act was terrible. Just get out of the way. The party's moving on."
Carville is turning into Dana Carvey's Cranky Old Man character.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 24, 2025 06:58 PM (w6EFb)
>>They could be Thai.
Last time I was in Thailand my customer provided a guide/translator who at least played the role of absolutely gorgeous young woman. It was more confusing because every meeting, dinner, etc.. it took me to all the Thai guys were drooling over it. I couldn't risk it.
I spent 4 days with it and to this day I have no idea whether it was woman or ladyboy. And I never want to know.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2025 06:59 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: davidt at January 24, 2025 06:56 PM (i0F8b)
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Tasteful, restrained, yet explicit lesbian shower scenes?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 24, 2025 06:59 PM (ZOv7s)
Even dunderheaded Max Frost seems to have moderated his rhetoric and that guy absolutely cannot think for himself. He's being told to back off.
Maybe word is out that Trump is not going to be around very much longer and they are trying to avert what they are afraid will follow that.
Something is up.
Posted by: pawn at January 24, 2025 06:59 PM (QB+5g)
I actually got fooled into watching Conclave. Decent slow moving mystery/thriller until the very end when they pulled a stupid "Crying Game" ending where the newly elected Pope was a transvestite.
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 24, 2025 06:55 PM
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Correction: he was intersex.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 24, 2025 06:59 PM (kpS4V)
Conception. His order define male and female at conception. People at large haven't thought through the significance of this yet.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2025 06:59 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 24, 2025 06:56 PM (ZOv7s)
Young woman entices a retard, a shut in, and an axe killer to murder two well known sisters in a small idyllic town.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 07:00 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 24, 2025 06:55 PM (wzAuc)
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I don’t like the donut licking skank but Adriana Grande can sing.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 24, 2025 07:00 PM (D6PGr)
Hollywood hasn't yet realized they're on the Wrong Side of History. They're partying like it's 2023.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2025 07:00 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 24, 2025 06:56 PM
Whoa. It's so obvious now.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 24, 2025 06:58 PM (aD39U)
pretty much my reaction when I saw the movie. I kept shouting "WHAT ABOUT THE DIAMOND" every time they cut to the present day
Posted by: Oldcat at January 24, 2025 07:01 PM (n7h9X)
Quite possibly the worst movie ever (mid-scores from audiences & critics) to get double digit nominations. Baffling.
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There's about a 1% demand for foreign musicals about the joys of sex change operations.
"Ishtar" and "Joker: Folly à Deux" hardest hit ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 24, 2025 07:01 PM (B6F9D)
Posted by: Ktgreat at January 24, 2025 07:01 PM (33LJY)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 24, 2025 06:59 PM (ZOv7s)
Catholic High School Girls in Trouble
Samuel Bronkowitz.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 07:01 PM (gbOdA)
https://tinyurl.com/Wrong-to-do
What they did to Bette Davis as an innocent newcomer to that place is a similar story. She told it to Dick Cavett in a very long interview (I tried to find where it is in the video, but the ONT will be posted before I do). She was basically assaulted by a string of men while she lay beneath each one pretending she was a willing participant as movie execs looked on.
A hive of scum a villainy.
Posted by: PennaLady at January 24, 2025 07:01 PM (y6jPI)
Posted by: Plainoldtoast at January 24, 2025 07:01 PM (Gxi0q)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 24, 2025 07:01 PM (hcwgv)
It all makes sense!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 24, 2025 07:02 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Mr. Plinkett at January 24, 2025 06:55 PM (Aqu9a)
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Everything
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 24, 2025 07:02 PM (TuZu+)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2025 07:02 PM (oT+t6)
'They will all be putting on a fake smile and giving him a standing ovation.'
I just wish Meryl Streep were one of the nominees. Pretending to be happy for some ugly tranny getting her award would be the best acting she ever did.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 24, 2025 07:02 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 24, 2025 07:02 PM (ufFY8)
She has finished her struggle session about it and is now publicly apologizing for being an adult exercising her free will.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 24, 2025 07:02 PM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 24, 2025 06:57 PM (bG1q3)
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Yo, I saw it in the theater as a little kid and have two grandchildren. My parents got married in '72 and are great-grandparents now. Just depends on how fast you get to it, I suppose.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 24, 2025 07:03 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Beartooth at January 24, 2025 07:03 PM (3Ev2O)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Huh. I never thought of this but you're right.
I'm fine with the creepy weirdo being nominated for an Oscar. Nobody is watching it anyway. Enjoy the ashes of failure, Hollywood.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 24, 2025 07:03 PM (wh7vU)
I actually got fooled into watching Conclave. Decent slow moving mystery/thriller until the very end when they pulled a stupid "Crying Game" ending where the newly elected Pope was a transvestite.
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 24, 2025 06:55 PM
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AAAARGH YOU RUINED IT!!!
Posted by: No One Ever at January 24, 2025 06:57 PM (wzAuc)
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That's not the actual ending. I thought the book and the movie was great, with all the intrigue of the Vatican, and then the ending. It was disappointing. But he's not a transvestite.
Posted by: Megthered at January 24, 2025 07:03 PM (kotdD)
Something is up.
Posted by: pawn at January 24, 2025 06:59 PM (QB+5g)
They are professional ass kissers and it comes natural to them to try and suck up to the new boss's ass. Like breathing.
Posted by: Brown Nosers Of The World Unite! at January 24, 2025 07:03 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 24, 2025 06:56 PM
There was an amusing site of very very short movie reviews and the one for Titanic ended with
ROSE: "I'll never let go"
ROSE:
Posted by: Oldcat at January 24, 2025 07:03 PM (n7h9X)
Exhibit A: Paint Your Wagon (although that one's a trifle over 50 years old). Lee Marvin and Clint Eastwood: to borrow Leo Kottke's description of his own voice: "like geese farts on a muggy day".
But here's something that's always troubled me: I have this sneaking suspicion that Clint Eastwood actually thought he was a good singer.
Posted by: Paco at January 24, 2025 07:03 PM (mADJX)
I just wish Meryl Streep were one of the nominees. Pretending to be happy for some ugly tranny getting her award would be the best acting she ever did.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 24, 2025 07:02 PM (3wi/L)
_________
Meryl Streep will be playing Meryl Streep pretending to be happy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2025 07:04 PM (dxSpM)
Oh, right. Fuck ‘em. They voted for this.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 24, 2025 06:32 PM (lDb3Z)
Again? They already got fucked on the casting couch.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 24, 2025 07:04 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 24, 2025 07:04 PM (ISHfS)
Posted by: fd at January 24, 2025 07:04 PM (vFG9F)
Samuel Bronkowitz.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 07:01 PM (gbOdA)
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A Fistful of Yen.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 24, 2025 07:04 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 24, 2025 07:05 PM (TuZu+)
Conception. His order define male and female at conception. People at large haven't thought through the significance of this yet.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2025 06:59 PM (2VST1)
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Wasn't aware of that, thanks Christopher. That IS significant vis-a-vis abortion.
We're gonna need to hear from Vaunted SCOTUS Justice Affirmative Action Jackson and her Biologist before knowing what to think ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 24, 2025 07:05 PM (B6F9D)
Posted by: runner at January 24, 2025 07:05 PM (g47mK)
>>The funny thing is Angelina Jolie is very obviously the actress this dude took the nomination away from. And she just has to smile like she thinks it's so great.
When that tranny became the highest female winner on Jeopardy, the previous and genuine female champion was forced to congratulate it, not daring to be excommunicated from Jeopardy world.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2025 07:06 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: tankdemon at January 24, 2025 06:34 PM (mq091)
Wild Robot was meh.
Not horrible. Okay.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 24, 2025 07:06 PM (ufFY8)
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Nobody -- and I mean NOBODY -- saw that coming ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 24, 2025 07:06 PM (B6F9D)
I'm fine with the creepy weirdo being nominated for an Oscar. Nobody is watching it anyway. Enjoy the ashes of failure, Hollywood.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 24, 2025 07:03 PM (wh7vU)
I've heard a manosphere analysis of Titanic
Dude marries Rose, pays for her airplane lessons, has kids with her and all she can think of is some poor dude she let screw her on the first date.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 24, 2025 07:06 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 24, 2025 07:02 PM (ufFY
I just saw video of him meeting Trump at the airport. HairGel was doing the Alpha Male act as hard as he could. He kissed Melania on her cheek. Good grief. What a [REDACTED]
Posted by: Gref at January 24, 2025 07:06 PM (aBgBM)
Yeah her mom protected her pretty well but most of them didn't get that kind of help. Its always been scum, always. Hollywood was never clean or decent. They used to just lie about it better.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2025 07:06 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 07:07 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Randal Graves at January 24, 2025 07:07 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 24, 2025 06:55 PM (wzAuc)
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I don’t like the donut licking skank but Adriana Grande can sing.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 24, 2025 07:00 PM
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OK, probably an overly broad take. I should probably have said the days of the Triple Threat are long gone and left it at that.
Posted by: No One Ever at January 24, 2025 07:07 PM (wzAuc)
Hahaha - That's a mindfuck and a half.
Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2025 07:07 PM (snN/i)
Posted by: Paco
Here is all five minutes of Lee singing Wandering Star.
*remove the carriage returns*
https://youtu.be/
N8608DIj-oc?si
=H26YwcD3IfGky9Us
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 24, 2025 07:07 PM (MsrgL)
Nix that quick, and make it stick!
Posted by: Dr Seuss at January 24, 2025 07:07 PM (99t1i)
Posted by: Gref at January 24, 2025 07:07 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 24, 2025 07:07 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: No One Ever at January 24, 2025 07:07 PM
sock off.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 24, 2025 07:08 PM (wzAuc)
When in Thailand remember to always do a thong check before any making out...
Posted by: Some American tourist that knows his Tone Loc at January 24, 2025 07:08 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: fd at January 24, 2025 07:04 PM (vFG9F)
or produce a good movie on a reasonable budget. See that Gozilla move that came out last year or the one before
Posted by: Oldcat at January 24, 2025 07:08 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 24, 2025 07:08 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 24, 2025 06:55 PM (wzAuc)
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The film version of "Evita" was solid. Madonna was too old for the part, but her voice was arguably better than ever, since she finally had formal instruction.
Great film. "Peron's Latest Flame" is awesome.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 24, 2025 07:08 PM (ZOv7s)
When you watch HEGSETH’s confirmation at 9PM - watch out for the votes of
- Mitch McConnell
- Thom Tillis
If these 2 say NAY, it’s over.
If just 1 says NAY, JD Vance can break the tie.
Murkowski and Collins both NAY.
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 24, 2025 07:08 PM (5LoD7)
I hope all the federal prison guards involved in shuffling these guys around get charged with kidnapping, and conspiracy to kidnap.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 24, 2025 07:08 PM (hB7mE)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 24, 2025 07:08 PM (TuZu+)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 24, 2025 06:57 PM (bG1q3)
That's me! My then-fiance and I saw the first showing of the movie in Raleigh, NC, got married almost a year later, and we do, indeed, have grandchildren (two little Pacos who have the same basic facial expression as their grandfather: a little shifty, with an eye open for the main chance).
Posted by: Paco at January 24, 2025 07:09 PM (mADJX)
Lee Marvin they didn't try to make a great singer, his grumpy grumbling croak works perfectly for the intro song. Eastwood on the other hand... Even without the songs, Paint Your Wagon is an odd, goofy movie. For some reason it did pretty well though. I guess I'd buy tickets to see an Eastwood/Marvin western.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2025 07:09 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 24, 2025 07:09 PM (bG1q3)
Posted by: Dave_in_Reno at January 24, 2025 07:09 PM (hdtXg)
Conclave has the usual Vatican Intrigue standoff found in about a million novels: saintly liberals against traditionalist meanies. Whereas I'd like to see Windswept House as a film.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2025 07:10 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2025 07:10 PM (Aqu9a)
https://youtu.be/ufoLITv26R4?si=H1XjSduBTo7t7g73
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 24, 2025 07:10 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Oldcat at January 24, 2025 07:08 PM (n7h9X)
The thing I have noticed is: they like epic because it is broad and they think it gives them more leeway and people are impressed by the spectacle. The better movies have been more ground level or personal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 24, 2025 07:10 PM (bss/y)
Who are you guys?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 24, 2025 07:08 PM (bss/y)
Which is a shame. Because otherwise it has the delicate facial structure and features of a longshoreman.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 24, 2025 07:10 PM (gBv1i)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 24, 2025 07:08 PM (hB7mE)
Blown away during a hostage rescue would be nice.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 24, 2025 07:10 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 24, 2025 07:10 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: davidt at January 24, 2025 07:10 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Especially the real woman part at January 24, 2025 07:10 PM (ybSPO)
🚨 JUST IN: Trump bans NGOs that perform or promote abortions from receiving federal funding, and signs executive order further ensuring no federal funds go toward abortion - RCP
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 24, 2025 07:10 PM (5LoD7)
The Frost kid is too young and stupid to be an ass kisser.
He's a loud mouth jerk who was at the right place at the right time.
He doesn't get ass kissing because he hasn't had to do it and doesn't understand anything but whining and demanding things. Trump just shut down his pet project with the Gun Violence Office and he's saying, Well OK, maybe he has a better idea, let's just wait and see.
That just does not compute at all.
Posted by: pawn at January 24, 2025 07:11 PM (QB+5g)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 24, 2025 07:11 PM (dR6yv)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2025 07:11 PM (oT+t6)
🚨 JUST IN: Trump administration has ended Biden's investigations into so-called "book bans," Department of Education says.
11 "complaints" have been dismissed against local school districts. They will no longer be targeted.
"Effective Jan. 24, 2025, OCR [Office of Civil Rights] has rescinded all department guidance issued under the theory that a school district’s removal of age-inappropriate books from its libraries may violate civil rights laws."
"OCR is also dismissing six additional pending allegations of book banning and will no longer employ a “book ban coordinator” to investigate local school districts and parents working to protect students from obscene content."
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 24, 2025 07:11 PM (5LoD7)
And now feminine roles are again being relegated to men? Orlok is a simple Nosferatu living in a castle in the inner reaches of the Carpathians, but perhaps he may be forgiven for saying that this does not represent progress. Orlok would go even further in pronouncing this as an active form of misogyny, one that reduces women to a set of parts that can be faked and appropriated by anyone. I may be an abomination forced to sup on human blood for my sustenance, but Orlok would never countenance such a foul crime against nature as that depicted in the clip above.
Posted by: Count Orlok at January 24, 2025 07:11 PM (mk4vr)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2025 07:06 PM (XV/Pl)
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Holy carp! I was not aware of this either.
Jeebus. Zombie Alex Trebek weeps ...
[BTW, I read his autobiography ("memoir") -- "The Answer Is...: Reflections on My Life" and it was very good, entertaining, interesting, well-written, and sad as he wrote it knowing he had a terminal illness.
My guess is that like some other Canadians (e.g. Martin Short, who is best friends with Kurt Russell and Steve Martin in L.A.) who lived in the U.S., he started out a liberal but ended up a conservative.]
* And Norm Macdonald has entered the chat *
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 24, 2025 07:12 PM (B6F9D)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2025 07:06 PM (2VST1)
Shirley Temple was lucky in that regard. That's why Louis B Mayer separated Shirley from her mother for the meeting she discusses in the video. Apparently the mother was being propositioned at the same time Mayer was trying for the child. Disgusting stuff.
Posted by: PennaLady at January 24, 2025 07:12 PM (y6jPI)
Lee Marvin they didn't try to make a great singer, his grumpy grumbling croak works perfectly for the intro song. Eastwood on the other hand... Even without the songs, Paint Your Wagon is an odd, goofy movie. For some reason it did pretty well though. I guess I'd buy tickets to see an Eastwood/Marvin western.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2025 07:09 PM (2VST1)
I was gobsmacked last night to find a movie co-starring Eastwood and Burt Reynolds, on Utoob. City Heat. I have no memory of this 70s flick. I tried to watch but soon stopped.
Posted by: Gref at January 24, 2025 07:12 PM (aBgBM)
There was an amusing site of very very short movie reviews and the one for Titanic ended with
ROSE: "I'll never let go"
ROSE: ...lets go
Posted by: Oldcat at January 24, 2025 07:03 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Oldcat at January 24, 2025 07:13 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Reforger at January 24, 2025 07:13 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: fd at January 24, 2025 07:13 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 24, 2025 07:02 PM (ufFY
He will help but with conditions, I read. When he set foot on the California tarmac, and earthquake was felt on the East Coast to counter balance.
Gavin was there in his manly pose, with his hands in his back pockets finding his ass. Tried to out shake hands Trump and lost, from what I saw. Then kissed Lady Melania who wanted to slap him upside the head, but knew cameras were on her. President Trump, walking ahead, turned around and laser glared at Gavin to get his greasy paws off his wife.
I am sure he will blister the air with what Gavin did wrong, which was a hell of a lot in not raking the leaves, as Daddy Trump said in 2019, and not having reservoirs. It ain't over by a long shot. But maybe the fires will go out just having him on the ground.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 24, 2025 07:13 PM (gi+MR)
A southwest state is in rebellion!?
Did I read that right?
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 24, 2025 07:13 PM (DsA2n)
Its gonna take months to clean up all these abuses of power. Its like a rabbit warren of tunnels and sneaky tricks.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2025 07:13 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2025 07:06 PM (2VST1)
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No, but it was better than it is now. You can see the decline in the various steps they followed, and it was in part held back by the morality of society as a whole.
It starts out with serial marriage/affairs, but it's mostly adults banging other adults.
Then the guys go for the teenage girls.
And then the gay stuff starts to creep in, but even within Hollywood that stuff is sick and it has to be kept under wraps. But it keeps going, and going, and now kid sex, gay kid sex, but everyone has to cover it up.
And then they stop covering it up, thinking it was okay and find that nope, everyone is horrified (Roman Polanski).
But it just keeps going, and hushed stories of boy rape and now it's all pretty much a decadent slush of demonic depravity.
Which, in the Year of Our Lord 2025, was cleansed by fire.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 24, 2025 07:13 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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My thinking is that 90% of the budgets go toward friends and relatives, or to glorify themselves. The movies cost a lot because the people in charge want to spend a lot of money.
Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please, it's too much winning! at January 24, 2025 07:14 PM (OB7jV)
Posted by: Azathoth at January 24, 2025 06:34 PM (wb1YC)
Ben Hur had 12. I hope these Hollyturds never learn their lesson. Good riddance.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at January 24, 2025 07:14 PM (k9OZB)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 24, 2025 07:14 PM (B6F9D)
ROSE: "I'll never let go"
ROSE:
Posted by: Oldcat at January 24, 2025 07:03 PM (n7h9X)
Movie-a-Minute!
https://tinyurl.com/preview/3s98pk57
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 24, 2025 07:14 PM (DTX3h)
I saw that in the theater. It wasn't quite bad enough to walk out, and had a couple decent bits but yeah. Its awful. Its Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot bad. Poor Burt, he was really trying to reboot his career.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2025 07:14 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 24, 2025 07:14 PM (ISHfS)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2025 07:15 PM (LkLld)
Chicago Public Schools falsely claimed they blocked ICE officers from entering a school today. The narrative took off - but apparently nobody bothered to check with DHS or ICE, which both denied the claim that ICE was at/near a school.
Turns out -- it was Secret Service agents.
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 24, 2025 07:15 PM (5LoD7)
Posted by: Megthered at January 24, 2025 07:16 PM (kotdD)
A southwest state is in rebellion!?
Did I read that right?
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 24, 2025 07:13 PM (DsA2n)
Just throw 'em out without parachutes. Fixed that problem. Dam Mexico. President Trump will punish your arse.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 24, 2025 07:16 PM (gi+MR)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2025 07:16 PM (oT+t6)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 24, 2025 07:11 PM (dR6yv)
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He's okay until he goes into lecture mode, but that's more the fault of the woke question writers, I guess.
When in doubt, the answer is "Emmett Till".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 24, 2025 07:16 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Gref at January 24, 2025 07:12 PM (aBgBM)
80s. Meh, it was okish. Bernadette Peters, iirc.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 24, 2025 07:16 PM (bss/y)
@EndWokeness
This moment from a PTA meeting is one of the funniest things I've ever seen
https://tinyurl.com/dyew84sk
Posted by: redridinghood at January 24, 2025 07:16 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 24, 2025 07:10 PM (5LoD7)
"I just can't support a man who is not pro-life, Trump's stance on abortion is a deal breaker for me"
youtu.be/lTC2Ihnsrf0
Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2025 07:17 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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My thinking is that 90% of the budgets go toward friends and relatives, or to glorify themselves. The movies cost a lot because the people in charge want to spend a lot of money.
Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please, it's too much winning! at January 24, 2025 07:14 PM (OB7jV)
Some recent movies have dozens of producers, associate producers, and other types of producers. I assume each one gets a cut o any profits. Reminds me of Max Bialystok signing-up dozens and dozens of little old lady backers for his plays.
Posted by: Gref at January 24, 2025 07:17 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Gref
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I can't figure youtube. they have been trying to sell me that turd for weeks but I refuse to watch. Are they pushing that on everyone? why?
ANd why can't they just put the IMDB rating on the description?
Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please, it's too much winning! at January 24, 2025 07:17 PM (OB7jV)
RHPS is from 1975 you lazy bunch!
Posted by: Ciampino - IMDB is your friend at January 24, 2025 07:17 PM (KjLnc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2025 07:17 PM (dxSpM)
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#1 hit in England I'm told.
All the faggots found it irresistible.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 24, 2025 07:18 PM (bG1q3)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2025 07:16 PM (oT+t6)
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Kind of an admission, there.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 24, 2025 07:18 PM (ZOv7s)
I wonder if he ever found it. He's pretty incompetent, you know.
Posted by: Paco at January 24, 2025 07:18 PM (mADJX)
The guy who made Godzilla Minus One was asked how in the hell he made that movie with so little money. He responded that when you try to make a movie with Hollywood there's like eight steps between a desire and an action. You want grapes in the Food Services? Ok tell a secretary. She contacts the Health coordinator. He contacts the Licensing Agent. He contacts the legal department. He contacts Craft Services. They contact publicity. They contact the Producer. He talks to the board. They okay the change and tell Craft Services again. They contact their supplier. You get grapes.
For Godzilla Minus One, they went to the store and bought grapes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2025 07:18 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2025 07:16 PM (oT+t6)
If I grind the tranny's junk off with an angle grinder, do I get a nom for best makeup artist?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2025 07:18 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2025 07:18 PM (oT+t6)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 24, 2025 07:18 PM (dR6yv)
Posted by: runner at January 24, 2025 07:18 PM (g47mK)
🚨 TRUMP TO PRO-LIFERS: Your mission is just, very, very pure: to forge a society that welcomes and protects every child as a beautiful gift from the hand of our Creator.
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 24, 2025 07:19 PM (5LoD7)
Posted by: fd at January 24, 2025 07:19 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2025 07:13 PM (2VST1)
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Banning DEI and forcing return to the workplace by next week is going to accelerate things.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 24, 2025 07:20 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: runner at January 24, 2025 07:20 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: pawn at January 24, 2025 07:20 PM (QB+5g)
A southwest state is in rebellion!?
Did I read that right?
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 24, 2025 07:13 PM
Be a real shame to make it revert to territorial status...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 24, 2025 07:20 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 24, 2025 07:20 PM (dR6yv)
Fuck the left in a PG rated way
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at January 24, 2025 07:21 PM (HYKHz)
Posted by: Eeyore at January 24, 2025 07:21 PM (1bNHn)
Some idiot Chicago public school teachers have taken to the TikToks to boast how they will block DHS/ICE and/or help students escape. A) I don't know think they have the balls but B) if they do that will be Exhibit A in their obstruction and harboring illegal aliens trial.
Posted by: Intellectual giants these folks at January 24, 2025 07:21 PM (ybSPO)
>>Thom Tillis has gotto be right in line for stupidest person in the senate. And that's saying a lot with the idiots they have. Trump was in NC today and everyone loves him. Did he not see that?
Not stupid, corrupt, his paymaster in the MIC want Hegseth nowhere near the lever of power.
So he will more than likely vote against Hegseth.
Fun Fact:
Spiro Agnew was forced to resign over 10k dollars in back taxes.
I bet Thom has gotten more than 10k in kickbacks.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2025 07:21 PM (XV/Pl)
Mein Gott.
I could watch 747's land all day.
PDT will be departing LAX @ 9p ET, and fly to LAS (Vegas) to spend the night, presumably in the Trump hotel.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 24, 2025 07:21 PM (CEIO6)
yeah, I hope Trump will play hardball with these assholes that spent years sending their drug cartels and other foreign terrorists into the USA. Cut off all their exports to USA, stop all other VISAs, cut off the fentanyl/cocaine trafficking ... idk details, but they still need us more than we need them. (I think)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 24, 2025 07:21 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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But that's the thing, each one of those people gets a nice lunch minimum to send the business to the grape vendor. The bigger the spend, the bigger the perks. They want that--having money to spend is a form of power and status.
Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please, it's too much winning! at January 24, 2025 07:22 PM (OB7jV)
Posted by: Megthered at January 24, 2025 07:16 PM
Tillis had a manila envelope with 8x10 black and white pictures delivered to his residence this morning. Suddenly he's turned against Hegseth. The Deep State doesn't play around.
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 24, 2025 07:22 PM (+oR7L)
The Frost kid is too young and stupid to be an ass kisser.
He's a loud mouth jerk who was at the right place at the right time.
He doesn't get ass kissing because he hasn't had to do it and doesn't understand anything but whining and demanding things.
Trump just shut down his pet project with the Gun Violence Office and he's saying, Well OK, maybe he has a better idea, let's just wait and see.
That just does not compute at all.
Posted by: pawn at January 24, 2025 07:22 PM (QB+5g)
Who are you guys?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 24, 2025 07:08 PM
I was trying not to look directly at it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 24, 2025 07:22 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2025 07:22 PM (LkLld)
Its the same thing that has been the death of comedies. They are entirely focused on the international market. Some stuff doesn't easily carry over to other cultures or languages, like satire or comedy. But big epic stuff, flashy special effects, snarky comments etc, that does. So its the death of a large array of different kinds of movies.
Take Wicked, its a huge hit in the USA, people were predicting a billion dollar film. Overseas, its a fail. Turns out people in South Africa and Brazil don't give a crap about the Wicked Witch from Oz' backstory in song.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2025 07:22 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 24, 2025 07:16 PM (gi+MR)
I think part of the problem is that some of them are not Mexican, they just entered through Mexico, making MX their last stop prior to entry while claiming to be seeking asylum.
It would be Mexico's problem to toss them into Guatemala, of figure out who let them in by plane as asylum seekers in the first place.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2025 07:22 PM (D7oie)
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Godzilla Minus One was the only movie I saw last year in the theater. The Minus Color version. It was great.
Posted by: Scarymary at January 24, 2025 07:22 PM (MZsCp)
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 24, 2025 07:19 PM (5LoD7)
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A lot of Catholics who got their panties in a bunch because Trump shrewdly watered down the anti-abortion plank need to make a full confession that they have no idea how politics work and should refrain from giving political advice ever again.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 24, 2025 07:23 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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My thinking is that 90% of the budgets go toward friends and relatives, or to glorify themselves. The movies cost a lot because the people in charge want to spend a lot of money.
Posted by: Gentlemen, Please, please, it's too much winning! at January 24, 2025 07:14 PM (OB7jV)
A lot of it is just interference. I want to get my cousin on set. I want to mess with the script on set and shoot everything again. I show first cuts and the sample audience hates it so I have to rewrite and reshoot. This shot sucked so I will hire 100 CGI drones to try and fix it.
Every day you do that the interest on the loans you floated to start the movie acquire interest.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 24, 2025 07:23 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: haffhowershower at January 24, 2025 07:23 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: runner at January 24, 2025 07:20 PM (g47mK)
All foundations and charitable organizations lose their tax-free status if any of the executives get paid one dime.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2025 07:23 PM (8zz6B)
Maybe this is actually well thought out. You know the frontier con artists, the Duke and the Dauphin, from Huckleberry Finn?
One of their cons was putting on a stage show as worthless and terrible as they could make it: The Royal Nonesuch. A naked, painted man pranced around on all fours for a couple of minutes, then it was show over, curtain down.
Their calculation was, advertise that the show would run for three days. Day 1: Rubes are humiliated at being cheated, but tell everyone it was great so they won't be the only ones cheated. Day 2: Second cohort of rubes are cheated. Day 3: The whole town attends to tar and feather the con artists, but they've already skipped town.
Three days of ticket sales to watch a POS, and third day was the biggest!
Maybe with a "The Emperor's New Clothes" angle too.
We were warned.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 24, 2025 07:23 PM (g3j/k)
Posted by: fd at January 24, 2025 07:19 PM (vFG9F)
Watch his eyes while he sings - he looks like he’s scanning the horizon for enemy aircraft.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 24, 2025 07:23 PM (GvJdg)
Pissed me off.
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 24, 2025 06:55 PM (+oR7L)
Hermaphrodite.
But yeah, ridiculous ending.
Fine until then.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 24, 2025 07:24 PM (ufFY8)
I am the first one to notice the huge lips? Really?
Who are you guys?
Posted by: Aetius
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It's gonna need some chin surgery too.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2025 07:24 PM (XeU6L)
Who are you guys?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 24, 2025 07:08 PM
I was trying not to look directly at it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 24, 2025 07:22 PM (aD39U)
I guess it is a real woman if she's getting lip filler and Botox.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 24, 2025 07:25 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Eskimo at January 24, 2025 07:25 PM (h39WR)
Hell, I do not think Hollywood can order coffee for less than 10.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 24, 2025 07:25 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 24, 2025 07:22 PM (+oR7L)
Has Tillis actually made a statement withdrawing his support for Hegseth? So far, all I've seen is speculation.
Posted by: Wiese at January 24, 2025 07:25 PM (W2RQ1)
Stay Turgid, Morons.
Posted by: SnakePlizzken at January 24, 2025 07:25 PM (G0Od/)
youtu.be/lTC2Ihnsrf0
Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2025 07:17 PM (D7oie)
What's Beaker got to do with it?
Posted by: Some kind of meta humor I'm just missing? at January 24, 2025 07:25 PM (ybSPO)
Posted by: runner
I would settle on a ban on all government funding for NGOs, no matter how many cutouts are between the original governmental funding source and the NGO.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 24, 2025 07:25 PM (hB7mE)
Land anyway. Unload. Take-off again. Return to the US. Repeat.
Posted by: davidt at January 24, 2025 07:25 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Eeyore at January 24, 2025 07:21 PM (1bNHn)
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Which had the virtue of Marilyn Monroe to keep things spicy!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 24, 2025 07:25 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: PennaLady at January 24, 2025 07:26 PM (y6jPI)
Posted by: fd at January 24, 2025 07:19 PM (vFG9F)
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Same.
I'm like "Dirty Harry Callahan" DOES NOT SING!
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 24, 2025 07:26 PM (B6F9D)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 24, 2025 07:16 PM (gi+MR)
I think part of the problem is that some of them are not Mexican, they just entered through Mexico, making MX their last stop prior to entry while claiming to be seeking asylum.
It would be Mexico's problem to toss them into Guatemala, of figure out who let them in by plane as asylum seekers in the first place.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2025 07:22 PM (D7oie)
The cartels must constantly need new people to use as live targets for guard dog training, testing new drug concoctions, and so on.
Posted by: Gref at January 24, 2025 07:26 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 24, 2025 07:27 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 24, 2025 07:22 PM (+oR7L)
AH, I see, there is another subscriber to the Tom Luongo "Manila Envelope Quotient" measure of political reliability!
Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2025 07:27 PM (D7oie)
I'm like "Dirty Harry Callahan" DOES NOT SING!
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 24, 2025 07:26 PM (B6F9D)
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Didn't he sing over the closing credits of "El Camino"?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 24, 2025 07:28 PM (ZOv7s)
I tawk to da treez...
Posted by: Clint Eastwood at January 24, 2025 07:28 PM (g3j/k)
I say this is war.
B-52s on the cartel plantations and haciendas for starters.
https://mol.im/a/14321761
Posted by: Ciampino - drop illegals on the cartels at January 24, 2025 07:28 PM (KjLnc)
Well they make money off it too. Ant Man: Quantumania didn't cost $415 million because that's what it takes to film a piece of crap. Everyone has their beaks in there getting wet and getting a piece of the action.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2025 07:28 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: fd
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Could have been worse.
Posted by: Lee Marvin at January 24, 2025 07:29 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: pawn at January 24, 2025 07:29 PM (QB+5g)
Posted by: Gref
I dunno, they'd probably be pretty okay with getting some of their guys back.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 24, 2025 07:29 PM (hB7mE)
Posted by: runner at January 24, 2025 07:29 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 24, 2025 07:20 PM (ZOv7s)
Gonna be good for the hotels. Bet lots of those workers are thousands of miles off with no home in town.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 24, 2025 07:29 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Gimli Son of Gloin at January 24, 2025 07:30 PM (i0F8b)
I tawk to da treez...
Posted by: Clint Eastwood at January 24, 2025 07:28 PM (g3j/k)
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I talk to the trees .....
and that's why they put me away .....
Posted by: Ciampino - bamboo lingo at January 24, 2025 07:30 PM (KjLnc)
Posted by: Gref
I dunno, they'd probably be pretty okay with getting some of their guys back.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 24, 2025 07:29 PM (hB7mE)
They're failures. They were caught. Expendable.
Posted by: Gref at January 24, 2025 07:30 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 24, 2025 07:25 PM (hB7mE)
ok
Posted by: runner at January 24, 2025 07:30 PM (g47mK)
———
It’s bad enough, trying to get “undead” entered in the description on one’s passport by punctilious and pecksniffing Austro-Hungarian border officials, but now we have to deal with “non-binary” or “transgender?” It makes a simple vampire weep tears of blood.
Posted by: electronic means at January 24, 2025 07:30 PM (OrDr0)
"mee mee mee meeee mee me mee meeeeme mEEEEE mee mee!!!"
--Beaker
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2025 07:31 PM (2VST1)
370 American hiker is shot by Mexican cartel bandits along scenic border trail in US territory.
I say this is war.
https://mol.im/a/14321761
Posted by: Ciampino - drop illegals on the cartels at January 24, 2025 07:28 PM (KjLnc)
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Close. Just drove through that area today.
Posted by: Clint Eastwood at January 24, 2025 07:31 PM (g3j/k)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2025 07:31 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 24, 2025 07:31 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2025 07:33 PM (2VST1)
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Posted by: runner
"What We Do in the Shadows" is a far superior production and has given Orlok many a giggle. I especially enjoy the Emotional Energy Vampire, and the method they use to avoid paying bills. The Vamp who decided to levitate up to the nearest region of outer space just for bragging rights and street creds had Orlok rolling on the floor with laughter. I can watch that sequence on a 24-hour loop and it is side-splittingly hilarious each time. But please do watch Robbert Eggers' "Nosferatu" - Orlok is getting paid on this one.
Posted by: Count Orlok at January 24, 2025 07:34 PM (mk4vr)
Posted by: runner at January 24, 2025 07:29 PM (g47mK)
you let Shumer threaten you without punching him in the face and Thune is the unmanly one?
Posted by: Oldcat at January 24, 2025 07:35 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: JTB at January 24, 2025 07:35 PM (yTvNw)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2025 07:35 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Nova Local at January 24, 2025 07:35 PM (exHjb)
And when it is tech stuff, hard to prove them wrong. It's all fun and games for the "work from home" crew of reprobates.
My one source though, has recently had to put in more regular hours, even when remote.
And from some here that seem to "work" and post here all day ... not sure if their employer is really getting what they pay for, idk. heh
Posted by: illiniwek at January 24, 2025 07:35 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Nova Local at January 24, 2025 07:35 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2025 07:31 PM (D7oie)
I named one of my SUVs after Beaker because he always knew that each experiment was going to be a disaster, which pretty much matched my experiences with projects at work.
Posted by: Beartooth at January 24, 2025 07:36 PM (3Ev2O)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 24, 2025 07:37 PM (bss/y)
Holy shit you magnificent bastiges are almost at 400.
Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2025 07:37 PM (fV+MH)
NEW: Two C-17s full of illegal immigrants have successfully landed in Guatemala, dropping off 80 illegals each.
Guatemala is now promising to assist the United States in the deportation operation.
"Guatemala and the United States are committed to putting an end to illegal migration and strengthening border security. Starting with two flights today," the State Department announced.
“This was the first time in recent memory that U.S. military aircraft were being used to fly migrants out of the U.S.,” an official told Reuters.
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 24, 2025 07:37 PM (5LoD7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 24, 2025 07:11 PM (dR6yv)
Jennings is adequate, but he is no Trebek.
Myam Bialik is/was surprisingly competent.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 24, 2025 07:37 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 24, 2025 07:37 PM (ufFY
Not quite as tedious or self important.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 24, 2025 07:38 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: JB1000 at January 24, 2025 07:38 PM (agR+u)
Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2025 07:38 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: electronic means at January 24, 2025 07:39 PM (OrDr0)
Posted by: JB1000 at January 24, 2025 07:38 PM (agR+u)
You could watch a broadcast from the old days on ewetub.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 24, 2025 07:39 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Hollywood! at January 24, 2025 07:39 PM (uxCna)
Query: Is it enough to round up & deport?
I say: NAY.
We must also Prosecute & Imprison ALL who hire illegals.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 24, 2025 07:41 PM (CEIO6)
Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2025 07:41 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Oldcat at January 24, 2025 07:35 PM (n7h9X)
Understand, it was not Schumer directly, he devised a scheme, and they - Dems, were each assigned someone to pester on the other side. Could have been a woman for all we know. Anyway, Thune needs to get control over his caucus. It's Friday night and there is still speculation whether Hegseth with get through or not, because some idiot from NC is grandstanding.
Posted by: runner at January 24, 2025 07:41 PM (g47mK)
A lot of Federal employees are complaining that they can't take care of their kids if they have to go to the office.
Yeah, they're working real hard.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 24, 2025 07:41 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 24, 2025 07:41 PM (vCQ/u)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 24, 2025 07:42 PM (+iIV1)
They know Trump isn't a direct threat anymore and one day he'll be gone and they can work to demonize his next opponent as Hitler.
Posted by: ... at January 24, 2025 07:42 PM (lX8VI)
The most recent one I can think of is Slumdog Millionaire, which I have not watched. I think that was like 2015 though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2025 07:42 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Someday I'll choose a nick and stick with it but not today. I'm a dangerous radical. at January 24, 2025 07:43 PM (89Sog)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2025 07:43 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 24, 2025 07:43 PM (MZsCp)
A lot of Federal employees are complaining that they can't take care of their kids if they have to go to the office.
Yeah, they're working real hard.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January
Which is a direct violation of their contract and may be how you get around the union push back on this.
Posted by: Piper at January 24, 2025 07:43 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: ... at January 24, 2025 07:43 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2025 07:41 PM (fV+MH)
Considering machismo culture, I would think this would be a big no.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 24, 2025 07:43 PM (bss/y)
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I saw some test on LinkedIn complain that since her husband had to return to office she has to do ALL the looking after kids work. And she works from home and it’s sooooo unfair.
Uhm what? You’re paid to work not take care of kids at home .
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 24, 2025 07:43 PM (vCQ/u)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 24, 2025 07:43 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 24, 2025 07:44 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2025 07:38 PM (fV+MH)
Citizens of Guatemala and Mexico, by IRS policy, are allowed to write off dependents back in their own countries on tax returns. This might be one of the reasons Guatemala is willing to participate in repatriation. I think they also had a lot of problems being the caravans' route too.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2025 07:44 PM (D7oie)
That seems like a terrible waste of resources. Should be able to pack four or five hundred of 'em in there.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 24, 2025 07:44 PM (/y8xj)
"We don't know how it happened. All of a sudden the hold was full of penguins"
"Jose...if they grab you they are gonna turn you into some stupid bird! We need to get out of here!"
Posted by: pawn at January 24, 2025 07:44 PM (QB+5g)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 24, 2025 07:44 PM (vCQ/u)
Posted by: illiniwek"
I don't care. The guy I work for is a jerk and nobody appreciates me.
Posted by: fd at January 24, 2025 07:44 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: ... at January 24, 2025 07:44 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 24, 2025 07:45 PM (CEIO6)
Posted by: ... at January 24, 2025 07:45 PM (lX8VI)
The Chosen.
Posted by: Come and see at January 24, 2025 07:45 PM (dg+HA)
Posted by: runner at January 24, 2025 07:45 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 24, 2025 07:46 PM (vCQ/u)
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at January 24, 2025 07:46 PM (QSrLX)
Posted by: electronic means
Yes, exactly. You get it - after some six hundred years of (relative) normality, now one must deal with this. Orlok has tried the "I identify as a cisgender heteronormative Undead Romanian, but nobody is really buying that. You would think that after producing Falco, Austria would have a sense of humility, if not shame, but there you are. "Alles Klar, Herr Commissar" and "Rock Me Amadeus" dominate the airwaves here.
Posted by: Count Orlok at January 24, 2025 07:47 PM (mk4vr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2025 07:47 PM (63Dwl)
Look, assholes. I NEVER GOT TO STAY HOME. I TESTED YOU AND COMFORTED YOU AND LISTENED TO YOUR WORRIES AND FEARS. IN PERSON
Fuck you. Go back to work.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 24, 2025 07:47 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 24, 2025 07:37 PM (bss/y)
I love it. And I am easily among the most productive members of my team, so I don't feel one bit bad about bathroom and coffee breaks and an occasional five minutes over on lunch. I work almost twice the number of accounts that my co-worker does.
We couldn't work onsite if we wanted to, though. Our original employer contracted our department out to another company, who then hired me. The hospital won't provide space for us to work onsite.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 24, 2025 07:47 PM (OX9vb)
I remember mark Steyn pointing out it was the first Best Picture winner ever to make less money after winning than before. [I assume over the course of a year or so after; don't know about after 20 or so years.]
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 24, 2025 07:47 PM (5LoD7)
And it was only because we had plenty of in person support and I was only assigned to administrative work.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 24, 2025 07:49 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Intellectual giants these folks at January 24, 2025 07:21 PM (ybSPO)
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They didn't call the cops either so CPD had no knowledge of this.
Posted by: Ciampino - bamboo tortures at January 24, 2025 07:49 PM (KjLnc)
The old manila envelope bit goes back to, I believe "Advise and Consent" the old Allen Drury creaker about some gay senator.
The blackmail premise falls apart when you consider if it's a one-time deal or continuous control of voting choices.
Tillis is a jerk. So are a dozen other RINO Senate stool samples.
Hoping Trump's people have a work-around.
Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2025 07:50 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 24, 2025 07:50 PM (5LoD7)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 24, 2025 07:51 PM (vCQ/u)
When will ABC7 delete this false tweet?
Their article was updated (without a needed correction)
Alex Pfeiffer @Pfeiffer47 1h
Are you going to delete your false tweet or do you just enjoy stoking division?
Greg Price greg_price11 1h
The CEO of Chicago Public Schools went on MSNBC three hours ago and whined about how ICE agents showed up to a Chicago school -- except they turned out to be Secret Service.
Seems like Katy Tur should have checked with ICE before doing this segment.
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 24, 2025 07:53 PM (5LoD7)
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Gone are the days of the children of the night, basking in the lilting notes of the Toccata and Fugue in D Minor, played on a distant organ at midnight.
Posted by: electronic means at January 24, 2025 07:54 PM (OrDr0)
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I've seen NFL mock drafts with prettier leading ladies. On the bright side, if she can finish a three cone drill in under six seconds she might win the Oscar for best linebacker in a motion picture.
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One of the hottest anime of the past two seasons was based on a webtoon (South Korean) based on a web novel (also South Korean). So if Hollywood wants to be relevant again, they don't have just one but TWO Asian non-woketard nations to overcome.
Good luck, Hollywood. Y'all gonna need it.
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