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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Jan Provoost
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 09:30 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Stateless...21% - mental state clawing up from 10% at January 24, 2025 09:31 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 24, 2025 09:31 AM (8VyQQ)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2025 09:31 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Stateless...22% - mental state clawing up from 10% at January 24, 2025 09:32 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 09:32 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Sara at January 24, 2025 09:32 AM (dg+HA)
Jan Provoost
All Abe had to was believe but he screwed that up and we ended up with a terrible book and TV series.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 09:32 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 24, 2025 09:32 AM (tDlyP)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 24, 2025 09:32 AM (Dm8we)
Posted by: BignJames at January 24, 2025 09:32 AM (Yj6Os)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 24, 2025 09:32 AM (NhySl)
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 09:33 AM (77rzZ)
Jan Provoost
Date: c.1520
Style: Northern Renaissance
Genre: religious painting
Media: oil, wood
Location: Louvre, Paris, France
Dimensions: 71 x 58 cm
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 09:33 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 24, 2025 09:33 AM (+iIV1)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 24, 2025 09:34 AM (8VyQQ)
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 24, 2025 09:34 AM (5LoD7)
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 09:33 AM (77rzZ)
A miniature lion?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 24, 2025 09:34 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 09:33 AM (77rzZ)
Looks like a spaniel-sized lion...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 24, 2025 09:34 AM (+iIV1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2025 09:34 AM (dxSpM)
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 09:33 AM (77rzZ)
I think it's a dead bird. I could be wrong.
Posted by: dantesed at January 24, 2025 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2025 09:34 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 09:34 AM (gbOdA)
Or red hair.
Posted by: Be Not Afraid at January 24, 2025 09:34 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 24, 2025 09:34 AM (8VyQQ)
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2025 09:35 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: BignJames at January 24, 2025 09:35 AM (Yj6Os)
Posted by: huerfano at January 24, 2025 09:35 AM (DKIGo)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 24, 2025 09:34 AM (8VyQQ)
"Stick it in her WHAT?!?!? Oh.... so thaaaaat's why it never worked before!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 24, 2025 09:35 AM (+iIV1)
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at January 24, 2025 09:35 AM (DJ7uY)
His shoes look 20th century. And the architecture looks too modern to be 3000 years ago.
Time warp?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 24, 2025 09:35 AM (mT+6a)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 24, 2025 09:35 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2025 09:36 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 24, 2025 09:36 AM (5LoD7)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 24, 2025 09:36 AM (PMtkd)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 24, 2025 09:36 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 09:36 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Tiny Lion at January 24, 2025 09:36 AM (JZjUt)
Posted by: Roy at January 24, 2025 09:36 AM (z+ik4)
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at January 24, 2025 09:36 AM (DJ7uY)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 24, 2025 09:36 AM (8VyQQ)
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 24, 2025 09:37 AM (5LoD7)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Yeah, she was horrible!
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 09:37 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 24, 2025 09:37 AM (MZsCp)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 24, 2025 09:37 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 24, 2025 09:38 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 24, 2025 09:38 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 24, 2025 09:38 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at January 24, 2025 09:38 AM (wqlho)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 24, 2025 09:38 AM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: From about That Time at January 24, 2025 09:39 AM (4780s)
Posted by: Don Black. Message: this field blank at January 24, 2025 09:39 AM (AOsQT)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 24, 2025 09:39 AM (8VyQQ)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 24, 2025 09:38 AM (Y6IkP)
A lionoodle?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 24, 2025 09:39 AM (+iIV1)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2025 09:31 AM (ExV1e)
*******
But, he does a pretty good job with the hands though. Not a fan of this painting.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at January 24, 2025 09:39 AM (iAdx3)
*cups hand to ear*
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Paul Anka suddenly comes over the Musak feed -
"Having my baby
What a lovely way of saying
How much you love me."
Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2025 09:40 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: dantesed at January 24, 2025 09:40 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 24, 2025 09:38 AM (Y6IkP)
Get a real good scratching post first.
Posted by: Roy at January 24, 2025 09:40 AM (z+ik4)
Posted by: Don Black. Message: this field blank at January 24, 2025 09:41 AM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 24, 2025 09:41 AM (+iIV1)
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 09:33 AM (77rzZ)
A miniature lion?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 24, 2025 09:34 AM (d9fT1)
What if it molted?
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2025 09:41 AM (gEQYA)
Posted by: dantesed at January 24, 2025 09:40 AM (Oy/m2)
He's sikhing a son.
Posted by: Roy at January 24, 2025 09:41 AM (z+ik4)
"As proof that I come from the Lord, I hereby present with this Half Dandie Dismount Terrier/Half Croissant...uh...thing as a pet.
Feed him well Abraham and butter his back twice a day and on Sundays use grape Jam.
But, lo! eat him not not matter how delicious he smells for he is a present from the Lord!!!"
Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2025 09:41 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 09:41 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 24, 2025 09:41 AM (8VyQQ)
Posted by: From about That Time at January 24, 2025 09:42 AM (4780s)
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 09:42 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 24, 2025 09:42 AM (FC8SQ)
Posted by: From about That Time at January 24, 2025 09:42 AM (4780s)
Crones usually drone a lot.
Posted by: Roy at January 24, 2025 09:42 AM (z+ik4)
Posted by: dantesed at January 24, 2025 09:40 AM (Oy/m2)
It's not a turban, it's just a long scarf wrapped around his head.
* Looks up definition of turban *
Dammit.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2025 09:42 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 24, 2025 09:42 AM (p9rFX)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 24, 2025 09:43 AM (UXla0)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Forget Jurassic Park...miniature pet lions is where geneticists could make REAL money.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 24, 2025 09:43 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 24, 2025 09:43 AM (Wg6v7)
" ... and an Angel Named 'Karen'" from the looks of things
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2025 09:43 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 24, 2025 09:43 AM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: Don Black. Message: this field blank at January 24, 2025 09:43 AM (AOsQT)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 24, 2025 09:44 AM (8VyQQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 24, 2025 09:44 AM (hY4dx)
" ... and an Angel Named 'Karen'" from the looks of things
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2025 09:43 AM (xG4kz)'
She is finally able to speak to the manager though.
Posted by: Roy at January 24, 2025 09:44 AM (z+ik4)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 24, 2025 09:44 AM (aD39U)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 24, 2025 09:44 AM (Wg6v7)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2025 09:44 AM (elO/o)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at January 24, 2025 09:45 AM (wqlho)
Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2025 09:45 AM (xBjO5)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 24, 2025 09:44 AM (aD39U)
LOL
Posted by: Just flip her over at January 24, 2025 09:45 AM (z+ik4)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2025 09:45 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2025 09:34 AM (dxSpM)
Tin roof! Rusted!
Posted by: weew at January 24, 2025 09:46 AM (EaEMG)
I think this Jan Provost skandi needs to learn how to draw feet.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 24, 2025 09:46 AM (UXla0)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 24, 2025 09:46 AM (jQ+5q)
Posted by: dantesed at January 24, 2025 09:40 AM (Oy/m2)
Portable energy generation.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 24, 2025 09:46 AM (d9fT1)
The angel looks like she'd rather not be there.
Wasn't the story that Sara was something like ninety years old when she conceived a child by Abraham? Amazing, that!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2025 09:46 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at January 24, 2025 09:46 AM (wqlho)
Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2025 09:46 AM (xBjO5)
Posted by: mpfs at January 24, 2025 09:46 AM (DTxOl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 24, 2025 09:44 AM (hY4dx)
"I love how you can just throw on anything and not do anything to your hair and just leave the house and go to work..."
"Gee. Thanks. And *I* love how *you* can just keep being old and childless. Jerkwad."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 24, 2025 09:47 AM (+iIV1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 24, 2025 09:47 AM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 24, 2025 09:47 AM (Wg6v7)
We didn't have baseball caps or stocking caps to hide our bald spots like you do (talking to you, Tim Pool and Nate Silver)...in fact, the "hat" wouldn't be invented for another 800 years, so we had to grab some fabric and wrap it around a few times. You kids are spoiled with your frivolous luxuries!
Posted by: Zombie Abraham at January 24, 2025 09:47 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Tiny Lion at January 24, 2025 09:47 AM (JZjUt)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 24, 2025 09:47 AM (FGFJD)
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2025 09:47 AM (gEQYA)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2025 09:47 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2025 09:46 AM (J2vNu)
Moses was 80 and then spent 40 years leading a bunch of ungrateful whiners through a desert. They were tougher back then.
Posted by: Roy at January 24, 2025 09:47 AM (z+ik4)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 24, 2025 09:48 AM (jQ+5q)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 24, 2025 09:48 AM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 24, 2025 09:48 AM (aD39U)
Posted by: mpfs at January 24, 2025 09:48 AM (DTxOl)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 24, 2025 09:48 AM (UXla0)
Abraham:
"Well, okay. I believe you but since you're an angel...
Howsabout you spiff up Sara a bit while you're here.
You know, bigger boobs, firmer butt, get rid of the wrinkles. A make-over."
Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2025 09:49 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Roy at January 24, 2025 09:49 AM (z+ik4)
It's interesting in that the angel of the Lord promised Hagar that her own descendants would be too numerous to count (Gen 16:10), but Ishmael himself would be as a wild animal, his hand against everyone and everyone's hand against him (Gen 16:12).
Weird contradiction.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2025 09:49 AM (7fElN)
Sarah
Posted by: Pete in Texas
====
Master of the house?'
Isn't worth me spit!
`Comforter, philosopher'
- and lifelong shit!
Cunning little brain
Regular Voltaire
Thinks he's quite a lover
But there's not much there
What a cruel trick of nature
Landed me with such a louse
God knows how I've lasted
Living with this bastard in the house!
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 24, 2025 09:49 AM (5oDLU)
Moses was 80 and then spent 40 years leading a bunch of ungrateful whiners through a desert. They were tougher back then.
Posted by: Roy
Not the whiners, of course, because, whiners
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2025 09:49 AM (xG4kz)
--------------
Both Moses and Odysseus sucked at navigation.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 24, 2025 09:49 AM (Wg6v7)
Posted by: Roy at January 24, 2025 09:49 AM (z+ik4)
Hall and Oates would agree
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2025 09:49 AM (gEQYA)
Posted by: Don Black. Message: this field blank at January 24, 2025 09:50 AM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2025 09:50 AM (elO/o)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 24, 2025 09:47 AM (FGFJD)
GOD thought that if he sent one of the hot angels that Abraham might have thought he wasn't the father.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2025 09:50 AM (ExV1e)
Yes, the architectural detail is very good. And the background landscape reminiscent of Italian painting
Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2025 09:50 AM (xBjO5)
Posted by: Germanicus at January 24, 2025 09:50 AM (DJRzD)
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 09:51 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer
I dunno...I kinda like the surreal change of pace when looking at these feet. Like jerking off to some weird hentai shit!
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at January 24, 2025 09:51 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at January 24, 2025 09:52 AM (elO/o)
Posted by: Roy
OTOH, the were very impatient. Moses was gone what, twelve hours, before they started melting gold?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2025 09:52 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 24, 2025 09:52 AM (aD39U)
Not something I would hang but I would like to know how those brilliant colors were achieved.
Posted by: JTB at January 24, 2025 09:53 AM (yTvNw)
Posted by: tankdemon at January 24, 2025 09:53 AM (VSht7)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 24, 2025 09:49 AM (Wg6v7)
In fairness to Odysseus, no one told him that he needed to take a left at Albuquerque.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2025 09:53 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 24, 2025 09:34 AM
He's been ill.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 24, 2025 09:53 AM (kgE5c)
I got a text from Hrothgar last night. He mentioned his appreciation for the vast amount of prayers. He says he has a lot of therapy ahead of him. He's recovering from surgery after a heart attack.
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2025 09:54 AM (gEQYA)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2025 09:54 AM (OOnTd)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at January 24, 2025 09:54 AM (EFZgU)
Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2025 09:54 AM (KQk9m)
Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at January 24, 2025 09:52 AM (elO/o)
Even in this day and age, sometimes we could all use a happy little bush or two.
Posted by: Stateless...22% - mental state clawing up from 10% at January 24, 2025 09:54 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 24, 2025 09:54 AM (NpAcC)
I got a text from Hrothgar last night. He mentioned his appreciation for the vast amount of prayers. He says he has a lot of therapy ahead of him. He's recovering from surgery after a heart attack.
Posted by: Doof
🙏🏻 Good to know.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2025 09:54 AM (OOnTd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 24, 2025 09:54 AM (aD39U)
I got a text from Hrothgar last night. He mentioned his appreciation for the vast amount of prayers. He says he has a lot of therapy ahead of him. He's recovering from surgery after a heart attack.
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2025 09:54 AM (gEQYA)
This is great news! He'll continue to be in our prayers.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 24, 2025 09:55 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Someday I'll choose a nick and stick with it but not today. I'm a dangerous radical. at January 24, 2025 09:55 AM (89Sog)
Posted by: XTC at January 24, 2025 09:55 AM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 09:55 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at January 24, 2025 09:55 AM (luW68)
"Let's see, that's two orders of onion rings, one cole slaw, and two medium Pepsis (one no ice), to go. Have I got that right?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2025 09:55 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2025 09:55 AM (oT+t6)
I got a text from Hrothgar last night. He mentioned his appreciation for the vast amount of prayers. He says he has a lot of therapy ahead of him. He's recovering from surgery after a heart attack.
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2025 09:54 AM (gEQYA)
Thanks for the information
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2025 09:55 AM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 24, 2025 09:55 AM (Wg6v7)
Angel: So, just listen. Now, did I or did I not... do... vaginal... juices?
Abraham: Mmm. Mmm. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Angel: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Abe.
Abraham: R - rubbing the clitoris, sir?
Angel: What's wrong with a kiss, man? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, man.
Abraham: Suck the nipple, sir?
Angel: Good. Good. Well done, Abraham.
Posted by: Meaning of Life at January 24, 2025 09:56 AM (Aqu9a)
I got a text from Hrothgar last night. He mentioned his appreciation for the vast amount of prayers. He says he has a lot of therapy ahead of him. He's recovering from surgery after a heart attack.
Posted by: Doof
🙏🏻 Good to know.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2025 09:54 AM (OOnTd)
*******
Prayers for a successful and speedy recovery.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 24, 2025 09:56 AM (NpAcC)
Did you try to bullshit today?
Posted by: Someday I'll choose a nick and stick with it but not today. I'm a dangerous radical. at January 24, 2025 09:55 AM
*rolls eyes*
Yes.
Posted by: Comicus at January 24, 2025 09:56 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2025 09:56 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at January 24, 2025 09:55 AM (luW6
Um...This is Abraham, not Joseph.
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 09:56 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: zombie Bob Ross
That's, uh, correct. It's why, uh....I've been seeing Jennifer recently.
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 24, 2025 09:57 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: red speck at January 24, 2025 09:57 AM (0Id0S)
Indeed. Angels look like Eldritch abominations, everyone who paid attention to the Bible knows this.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 24, 2025 09:57 AM (QZThv)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2025 09:57 AM (VE6XX)
--------------
Its a wig. Some Asian or Latino girl's hair. This is a barbaric practice.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 24, 2025 09:57 AM (Wg6v7)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2025 09:55 AM (oT+t6)
He was on a business trip to Wakanda.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2025 09:57 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 24, 2025 09:58 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 24, 2025 09:55 AM (Wg6v7)
******
Debrina Kwam
Posted by: redridinghood at January 24, 2025 09:58 AM (NpAcC)
Gimme a bottle of anything and glazed donut... to go
https://tinyurl.com/mrpfa2cv
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at January 24, 2025 09:58 AM (luW68)
Abraham: R - rubbing the clitoris, sir?
Angel: What's wrong with a kiss, man? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, man.
Abraham: Suck the nipple, sir?
Angel: Good. Good. Well done, Abraham.
Posted by: Meaning of Life
I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: Jayne Cobb at January 24, 2025 09:58 AM (JCZqz)
Nice!Posted by: Someday I'll choose a nick and stick with it but not today. I'm a dangerous radical. at January 24, 2025 09:59 AM (89Sog)
He has more important things to focus on at the minute.
Posted by: From about That Time at January 24, 2025 09:59 AM (4780s)
surprised and shocked at the news.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2025 09:59 AM (WpOId)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. He's wearing a cool hat. And those shoes!
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2025 09:59 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2025 09:56 AM (fwDg9)
There's a reason the first line in the "Angel Speaking to Human" script is "be not afraid".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2025 09:59 AM (ExV1e)
da plane! da plane!
I cued it up to the takeoff, but you can rewind to see the President & 1st Lady, who looks she's dressed to go hiking, arrive & embark.
https://is.gd/LWqhxz
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 24, 2025 09:59 AM (UXla0)
Posted by: four seasons at January 24, 2025 09:59 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 24, 2025 09:57 AM (QZThv)
It's never "oh hey an angel what's up dude", it's "sweet backflipping Bel Marduk what is that thing we're all gonna die".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 24, 2025 09:59 AM (+iIV1)
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2025 09:56 AM (fwDg9)
Skip! Skiiiip! In the name of the Lord, I say unto you.
Rush is not all that and never were.
The vocals are an offense upon the Ears of the Almighty.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2025 09:59 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 24, 2025 10:00 AM (Yvd2Y)
Posted by: Bulg
They're all old white Christofascist hetero-normative oppressive colonizers!!
Posted by: Clueless Rabid Leftist at January 24, 2025 10:00 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Bad angle, but that's the dog's right hind leg bent and up in the air. He was licking himself.
Why? Because he can.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2025 10:00 AM (OOnTd)
Posted by: From about That Time at January 24, 2025 10:01 AM (4780s)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2025 10:01 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2025 09:59 AM (ExV1e)
Like a stewardess suggesting that you remain calm and breathe normally when the oxygen masks drop from the ceiling.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 24, 2025 10:02 AM (aD39U)
1) Declare all pardoned Biden family income from 2014 to 2025 to be proceeds from money laundering; that any bank that does business in the US must freeze the accounts until the Bidens can prove the legal providence.
To get the money back, they either have to admit to the crime (pardon applies) or prove it was legal.
2) Seize all Fauci patents and royalties since 2014, declare them the fruits of illegal biological research
3) Declassify all J6 documents, footage and testimony.
4) Declassify all the Crossfire Hurricane files; unmask all the agents and judges involved
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 24, 2025 10:02 AM (2k0oQ)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at January 24, 2025 10:02 AM (EFZgU)
Off to catch the boat! Have a lovely day, folks. Stay warm!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 24, 2025 10:00 AM
Stay warm, nurse!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 24, 2025 10:02 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2025 10:02 AM (W/lyH)
Thanks for the update on Hrothgar, Doof. Such a nice guy he is. Prayers will continue. Well, I'd pray for him even if he weren't a nice guy if prayers were requested for him. Prayer is one of the great things the horde does for each other.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2025 10:03 AM (TAPIB)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 24, 2025 10:03 AM (ewjUl)
Posted by: Skip
There's a reason the first line in the "Angel Speaking to Human" script is "be not afraid".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Encounters with angels and the Holy Spirit overwhelm humans.
Posted by: whig at January 24, 2025 10:03 AM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Brian at January 24, 2025 10:03 AM (sOehV)
Posted by: Skip
There's a reason the first line in the "Angel Speaking to Human" script is "be not afraid".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Encounters with angels and the Holy Spirit overwhelm humans.
Posted by: whig at January 24, 2025 10:03 AM (ctrM5)
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Awesome.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 24, 2025 10:03 AM (GBKbO)
The vocals are an offense upon the Ears of the Almighty.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2025 09:59 AM (iJfKG)
LOL!
Who, according to the musical tastes of naturalfake, IS "all that"? 2 or 3 artists, if you please. I'm genuinely curious.
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2025 10:04 AM (gEQYA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2025 10:04 AM (TAPIB)
1) Declare all pardoned Biden family income from 2014 to 2025 to be proceeds from money laundering; that any bank that does business in the US must freeze the accounts until the Bidens can prove the legal providence.
To get the money back, they either have to admit to the crime (pardon applies) or prove it was legal.
2) Seize all Fauci patents and royalties since 2014, declare them the fruits of illegal biological research
3) Declassify all J6 documents, footage and testimony.
4) Declassify all the Crossfire Hurricane files; unmask all the agents and judges involved
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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Sounds reasonable.
Posted by: whig at January 24, 2025 10:04 AM (ctrM5)
Posted by: red speck at January 24, 2025 10:04 AM (0Id0S)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2025 09:55 AM (oT+t6)
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Uruk had 50,000 inhabitants in 3000 BC.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 24, 2025 10:05 AM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 10:05 AM (77rzZ)
Angel to Abraham:
You got your Tony Lama's on, your robe's pressed tight
You take a few tokes make you feel alright
Rockin' and a rollin' on a Mamre Saturday Night
Camel's washed and you just got paid
With any luck at all you might even get laid
'Cause they're pickin' and a kickin' on a Mamre Saturday night.
Posted by: Mamre Saturday Night at January 24, 2025 10:05 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Melania at January 24, 2025 10:05 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 24, 2025 10:05 AM (aD39U)
https://is.gd/LWqhxz
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 24, 2025 09:59 AM
I'd go hiking with her.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 24, 2025 10:06 AM (ewjUl)
Posted by: red speck
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If the Lord did not have a sense of humor and pity, all humans would have been smote a long time ago.
Posted by: whig at January 24, 2025 10:06 AM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 10:05 AM (77rzZ)
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The drain holes are mostly closed up. She's stopped scratching all the time. We're just in the keep up the heavy antibiotic load for another week or so until she gets the stitches removed.
Thanks for asking!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 24, 2025 10:06 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2025 09:52 AM (ExV1e)
Hey, it made for a good movie!
Posted by: CB DeMille at January 24, 2025 10:06 AM (iODuv)
ICE raids in Boston? There's a song about that!
Oh, let me tell you a story
Of a man named Pablo
On that tragic and fateful day
He put ten cents in his pocket
Kissed his wife and family
Took a ride on the MTA
Well did he ever return?
No! He never returned!
And his fate is still unlearned
He may ride forever
On that flight to Juarez
He's the man who never returned.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2025 10:07 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 24, 2025 10:07 AM (HdrJu)
Posted by: whig at January 24, 2025 10:03 AM (ctrM5)
Yeah. I imagine a period of sobbing and begging for forgiveness. But maybe that's just me.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2025 10:07 AM (ExV1e)
Sorry about your doggie, hope for a speedy recovery. Did not know.
Posted by: whig at January 24, 2025 10:07 AM (ctrM5)
Abraham: R - rubbing the clitoris, sir?
Posted by: Meaning of Life at January 24, 2025 09:56 AM
Hey, Angel, I haven't found that 'promised' land in 29 years. 11 to go?
Posted by: J. Random 'Ron at January 24, 2025 10:07 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Cicero
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And building door frames is probably one of the earlier tasks learned.
Posted by: From about That Time at January 24, 2025 10:08 AM (4780s)
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 10:08 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2025 10:03 AM (TAPIB)
So true!!!
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2025 10:08 AM (gEQYA)
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Its a wig. Some Asian or Latino girl's hair. This is a barbaric practice.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 24, 2025 09:57 AM (Wg6v7)
Heavy is the head the wear the triple weave crown.
Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at January 24, 2025 10:08 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: whig at January 24, 2025 10:06 AM (ctrM5)
This has to be the case with me! At this point all He can do is laugh. My poor guardian angel.
Posted by: Piper at January 24, 2025 10:08 AM (2N3ca)
Posted by: whig at January 24, 2025 10:03 AM (ctrM5)
Yeah. I imagine a period of sobbing and begging for forgiveness. But maybe that's just me.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2025 10:07 AM (ExV1e)
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GOD: Arthuurrr, Arthuurrr, king of the Britons. Oh don't grovel. One thing I can't stand is people groveling.
ARTHUR: Sorry
GOD: And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry" this and "forgive me" that and "I'm not worthy." What are you doing now?
ARTHUR: I'm averting my eyes oh Lord.
GOD: Well don't. It's like those miserable psalms, they're so depressing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 24, 2025 10:08 AM (GBKbO)
Camel's washed and you just got paid
With any luck at all you might even get laid
'Cause they're pickin' and a kickin' on a Mamre Saturday night.
Posted by: Mamre Saturday Night at January 24, 2025 10:05 AM
Well you kick out Hunter and talk about Bo, Kick off Kamala and through out the Ho. Eat ice cream in the kitchen til' the mornin' light. Biden Saturday night.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 24, 2025 10:08 AM (ewjUl)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 24, 2025 10:09 AM (aD39U)
Posted by: red speck at January 24, 2025 10:04 AM (0Id0S)
My ways wouldn't be mysterious if I always used the people you expect. -- message in a fortune cookie
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2025 10:09 AM (ExV1e)
Sorry about your doggie, hope for a speedy recovery. Did not know.
Posted by: whig at January 24, 2025 10:07 AM (ctrM5)
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Yeah, she got attacked when we dropped her off at her regular kennel a week ago. We were supposed to go to Orlando. We did not go to Orlando.
Seriously, she almost had her throat ripped out. It was gnarly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 24, 2025 10:09 AM (GBKbO)
Did anyone call that fake "bishop's" fake sermon a "Ted Talk?" Did I just call that first? Because that's what it was -- a Ted Talk.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 24, 2025 10:09 AM (UXla0)
Posted by: CB DeMille at January 24, 2025 10:06 AM (iODuv)
I've always enjoyed it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2025 10:10 AM (ExV1e)
Kinda an odd kink, I ain't judging.
Uses a burner email with "24" in the address and has a profile pic of him bass fishing.
She claims that he says he really doesn't care about politics, is just in it for the power.
She says they got crossways now and he's threatened to deport one of her family members if she turns on him.
On the one hand, I'm sure he's that stupid.
OTOH, the number of Senators video chatting with some white 20-something Chili's 6 on OF is zero.
Back to the first hand, they really are that stupid.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 24, 2025 10:10 AM (2k0oQ)
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A penitent man kneels before the Lord. We are literally not worthy except by grace dearly bought by Christ.
Posted by: whig at January 24, 2025 10:10 AM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2025 10:10 AM (gEQYA)
Posted by: Brian at January 24, 2025 10:03 AM
I heard he had many sons.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 24, 2025 10:10 AM (ewjUl)
Posted by: Piper
I doubt it. Kale is no laughing matter.
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 10:10 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: From about That Time at January 24, 2025 10:08 AM (4780s)
After a couple decades of building houses without doors, ancient man had an epiphany.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2025 10:11 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: whig at January 24, 2025 10:10 AM (ctrM5)
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Yes, but to walk in the name of God, one must remember that there's no J in Latin and that one must hang on the G and the H when one makes that mistake.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 24, 2025 10:11 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 24, 2025 10:11 AM (zdLoL)
Did anyone call that fake "bishop's" fake sermon a "Ted Talk?" Did I just call that first? Because that's what it was -- a Ted Talk.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 24, 2025 10:09 AM (UXla0)
It's a Theodora talk, bigot! Fight the patriarchy.
Posted by: Pastor Dangerhair at January 24, 2025 10:11 AM (OA79/)
Posted by: Piper at January 24, 2025 10:08 AM
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Clarence at January 24, 2025 10:11 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Abraham at January 24, 2025 10:11 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 24, 2025 10:11 AM (8VyQQ)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 24, 2025 10:10 AM (ewjUl)
Right Arm.
Posted by: XTC at January 24, 2025 10:12 AM (sm6Pk)
Together, these two formations are estimated to hold at least 500 to 1,000 trillion cubic feet (Tcf) of natural gas, distributed throughout their extent.
While it’s difficult to determine exactly how much of the gas lies within New York’s borders, one study from the New York Energy Research and Development Authority estimated it at between 160 and 300 Tcf — enough to supply the state’s total natural gas needs for up to 300 years, at current consumption rates.
Wouldn't it be great is there was some Texas magic to unlock this wealth?
Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at January 24, 2025 10:12 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 24, 2025 10:12 AM (c9rBD)
Posted by: Brian at January 24, 2025 10:03 AM (sOehV)
God changed his name to Abraham when Isaac was born.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 24, 2025 10:12 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 10:12 AM (gbOdA)
It's a really bad Ted Talk. I've heard much better.
Also one worse: that new viral leftist song where the woman just caterwauls the names of "victim" identity groups.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 24, 2025 10:12 AM (2ocoG)
Angel: Now look, Abraham. There are two theories on successfully arguing with your woman. I'm here to tell you that neither of them work.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2025 10:12 AM (Aqu9a)
OTOH, the number of Senators video chatting with some white 20-something Chili's 6 on OF is zero.
Back to the first hand, they really are that stupid.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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Wonkette indicate that there are probably more perverts in DC than in Sodom or Gomorrah. Loved Ace's parody of it back in the day.
Posted by: whig at January 24, 2025 10:13 AM (ctrM5)
My son sometimes stops in a place called something like "Smoothie King" on his way home from work. He sometimes gets some combination with kale in it. I like kale chips.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2025 10:13 AM (TAPIB)
Posted by: Abraham at January 24, 2025 10:11 AM (a3Q+t)
Yup. Then you have to touch her cheek before you leave.
Posted by: Juice Newton at January 24, 2025 10:13 AM (gEQYA)
Posted by: red speck at January 24, 2025 10:04 AM (0Id0S)
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Abraham was pretty wealthy.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 24, 2025 10:13 AM (zucrn)
She's probably on the shortlist for next Archbishop of Canterbury or whatever after that
Posted by: brak at January 24, 2025 10:13 AM (jGJov)
There is some tart on the socials that claims she's been being paid, among other acts, to eat Taco Bell by a US Senator.
Ooh, yeah, baby! Make it crunch! Really crunch! Harder! Ooh, yeah! That's it! Now the other one!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2025 10:13 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Ian S.
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Hilarious criticism of it last night on Insty. Sound of Music, it is not.
Posted by: whig at January 24, 2025 10:14 AM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 24, 2025 10:14 AM (ewjUl)
Posted by: TRex at January 24, 2025 10:14 AM (IQ6Gq)
Called him yesterday but didn't get to talk to him.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2025 10:14 AM (oT+t6)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 24, 2025 10:11 AM
HOC
Posted by: IULIUS at January 24, 2025 10:14 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 24, 2025 10:14 AM (ewjUl)
Posted by: Angel Hartman at January 24, 2025 10:15 AM (1a7X7)
To get the money back, they either have to admit to the crime (pardon applies) or prove it was legal.
2) Seize all Fauci patents and royalties since 2014, declare them the fruits of illegal biological research
3) Declassify all J6 documents, footage and testimony.
4) Declassify all the Crossfire Hurricane files; unmask all the agents and judges involved
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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Sounds reasonable.
Posted by: whig at January
That's a good list.
Would love to see the crossfire hurricane emails between double naught agent stroke and attorney horseface.
Posted by: Pastor Dangerhair at January 24, 2025 10:15 AM (OA79/)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 24, 2025 10:15 AM (OA79/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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The saying predates the movie. But it is correct about spelling Jehovah in Latin.
Posted by: whig at January 24, 2025 10:16 AM (ctrM5)
Is MAGA Washington a network held together by mutually-implied blackmail? MAGA Mike told his goons not to subpoena Cassidy Hutchinson for fear texts from members asking for sexual favors would come out.
Obviously yes. Only reasonable conclusions based on job appointments and roster. If any Washington Dems know anything about anything, they need to blow it all wide open.
Dem women have received the rape threats as well. AOC was terrified the J6 mob would rape her. I thought that was an interesting comment, why did she fear that specific act. Now we know the answer to that question.
not just sex offenders. I'm sure most, if not all of them have been committing a wide variety of other crimes, as well. A whole lot of them are drunks and drug addicts, too. The GOP isn't a party. It's a criminal racket.
It is way past due for a global women's strike. Women in South Korea and Japan have been doing a modified strike for some time. They refuse to have sex with men, have children or get married. They are done with traditional female roles.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 24, 2025 10:16 AM (JCZqz)
Thanks. Prayers for a safe trip, a safe, helpful visit and travelling blessings on the way back.
Did Biden ever show up in NC?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2025 10:16 AM (lcBBy)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2025 10:16 AM (J2vNu)
My son sometimes stops in a place called something like "Smoothie King" on his way home from work. He sometimes gets some combination with kale in it. I like kale chips.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2025 10:13 AM
Well, someone's gotta eat them. I tried a seaweed salad sample @ Costco. It tasted like I imagined and I had to find the nearest garbage can.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 24, 2025 10:16 AM (ewjUl)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Are you still thinking about suing?
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 10:16 AM (77rzZ)
They took handmaids to have kids that were not sick.
But the story ends in shame as Abe and Sarah send the handmaid out to die. G D saved the poor handmaid and made her son the father of a new people.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 10:17 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2025 10:16 AM
Nope. Not to my knowledge anyway.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 24, 2025 10:17 AM (ewjUl)
Would love to see the crossfire hurricane emails between double naught agent stroke and attorney horseface.
Posted by: Pastor Dangerhair at January 24, 2025 10:15 AM
Just leave my college transcripts alone.
Posted by: B.O. at January 24, 2025 10:17 AM (dg+HA)
not just sex offenders. I'm sure most, if not all of them have been committing a wide variety of other crimes, as well. A whole lot of them are drunks and drug addicts, too. The GOP isn't a party. It's a criminal racket.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 24, 2025 10:16 AM (JCZqz)
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1. I bet they fully believe that AOC was in the Capitol building that day. She wasn't.
2. Well, probably. I wonder if they even know that there's a slush fund to deal with Congressional sex pests.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 24, 2025 10:17 AM (GBKbO)
I've become aware of a kink for hot women burping and farting....
Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2025 10:17 AM (KQk9m)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2025 10:12 AM
But in the comments to the latest traveling scroll, HordeSource (tm) assured me that "Calm down!" was most efficacious!
Posted by: Abraham at January 24, 2025 10:17 AM (a3Q+t)
My son sometimes stops in a place called something like "Smoothie King" on his way home from work. He sometimes gets some combination with kale in it. I like kale chips.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2025 10:13 AM
Now I have to make some soup with that kale I have in my freezer. A little chourice, some potatoes...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 24, 2025 10:18 AM (Wnv9h)
I see DU is just sputtering, now. Sad.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 24, 2025 10:18 AM (UXla0)
Posted by: Pastor Dangerhair
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Agencies all the time remind personnel that there is no expectation of privacy on government devices. It is true for those sobs as well. Put their messages to each other out there.
Posted by: whig at January 24, 2025 10:18 AM (ctrM5)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 24, 2025 10:12 AM (d9fT1)
Heeeyy...wait just a minute, now.
Posted by: BignJames at January 24, 2025 10:18 AM (Yj6Os)
What makes this claim believable to me is that later in Genesis, when both Isaac and then Jacob travel to find wives among Abraham's relatives, they travel north to what would be the general vicinity of Urfa, not all the over to southern Mesopotamia.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 24, 2025 10:18 AM (wyMQY)
The vocals are an offense upon the Ears of the Almighty.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2025 09:59 AM (iJfKG)
LOL!
Who, according to the musical tastes of naturalfake, IS "all that"? 2 or 3 artists, if you please. I'm genuinely curious.
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2025 10:04 AM (gEQYA)
Well, it would depend what we're talking about.
Since Rush is considered Progrock, I'll give you some from my prog years that still make the rotation on my iPhone.
Yes, Genesis, Mahavishnu Orchestra, King Crimson, ELP, Procol Harum
Have at it!
Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2025 10:18 AM (iJfKG)
Omg these people are so obtuse to their own base.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 24, 2025 10:18 AM (OA79/)
Oh, yeah baby....make me your Mexican bitch....
Posted by: Drunk Ted Cruz at January 24, 2025 10:18 AM (JCZqz)
Called him yesterday but didn't get to talk to him.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2025 10:14 AM (oT+t6)
Thanks for the update! If/when you talk to him, please send him a YUUUUGE "Hiya"!
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2025 10:18 AM (gEQYA)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 24, 2025 10:19 AM (+iIV1)
Wasn't the original book based on Islamic society?
Posted by: Ian S. at January 24, 2025 10:19 AM (2ocoG)
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2025 10:19 AM (RHGPo)
Omg these people are so obtuse to their own base.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 24, 2025 10:18 AM (OA79/)
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They're still no more than partisans. They cannot consider the idea of a sin on the part of their own leaders. They must be pure.
It's an attitude that makes you stupid.
Ideologues > Partisans.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 24, 2025 10:19 AM (GBKbO)
I'm not sure Hillary has in any way "deal(t) with it", so she's not gonna be setting Kamala up for success.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 24, 2025 10:20 AM (2ocoG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Are you still thinking about suing?
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 10:16 AM (77rzZ)
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Her vet insurance is paying 80% of everything, so we'd be suing for something like $300 or so.
It almost doesn't seem worth it. So probably not.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 24, 2025 10:20 AM (GBKbO)
DU is sputtering....
1. make a series of soft explosive sounds, typically when being heated or as a symptom of a fault.
2. speak in a series of incoherent bursts as a result of indignation or some other strong emotion.
3. emit with a spitting sound.
4. proceed or develop in a spasmodic and feeble way.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 24, 2025 10:20 AM (UXla0)
Pot meet Kettle
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2025 10:19 AM
Hillary's reply. Vodka. Lot's and lot's of vodka.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 24, 2025 10:20 AM (ewjUl)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 24, 2025 10:16 AM (JCZqz)
AoC was never near the Capital on J6.
She was in the Cannon House Office Building. About 10 minutes away.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 10:20 AM (gbOdA)
Pot meet Kettle
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2025 10:19 AM (RHGPo)
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"Cutty Sark wasn't cutting it. I had to go straight Everclear."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 24, 2025 10:20 AM (GBKbO)
Report: Kamala Harris Consulted Hillary Clinton on Dealing with Trump Loss
Pot meet Kettle
Posted by: SMOD
Sing it!
"Sisters, sisters ..."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2025 10:21 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Pastor Dangerhair
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Agencies all the time remind personnel that there is no expectation of privacy on government devices. It is true for those sobs as well. Put their messages to each other out there.
Posted by: whig at January 24, 2025 10:18 AM (ctrM5
Without a doubt the devices have been destroyed, the question is whether the data still exists and could you get a deep state goon to retrieve it for pdt.
One jajillion nsa files just instantly become corrupted.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 24, 2025 10:21 AM (OA79/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2025 10:21 AM (lcBBy)
Bible Commentary/Produced by TOW Project
In part, "The story of Abraham and Sarah’s generous hospitality to three visitors who came to them by the oaks of Mamre is told in Genesis 18. Seminomadic life in the country would often bring people from different families into contact with one another, and the character of Canaan as a natural land bridge between Asia and Africa made it a popular trade route. In the absence of a formal industry of hospitality, people living in cities and encampments had a social obligation to welcome strangers. From Old Testament descriptions and other ancient Near Eastern texts, Matthews derived seven codes of conduct defining what counts for good hospitality that maintains the honor of persons, their households, and communities by receiving and offering protection to strangers.[1] Around a settlement was a zone in which the individuals and the town were obliged to show hospitality."
(Codes not included.)
This episode provides the background for the New Testament command, “Do not neglect to show hospitality to strangers, for by doing that some have entertained angels without knowing it. (Heb 13-3)
Posted by: L - It's a good day at January 24, 2025 10:21 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 24, 2025 10:21 AM (QAkQ3)
.. that sounds racist just to suggest
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2025 10:21 AM (RHGPo)
I see DU is just sputtering, now. Sad.
Posted by: Soothsayer
Trump is doing something like Operation Cobra in Normandy to break out of the hedgerow country. Massive concentration of EOs (barrage) done immediately that take the heat off of his nominees (troops) so that the Deep State hits are damp squibs.
Get behind enemy lines to create a pocket of Obammies and Bidenites, that are stupidly self identifying, in govt agencies to be eliminated etc.
Posted by: whig at January 24, 2025 10:21 AM (ctrM5)
One jajillion nsa files just instantly become corrupted.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 24, 2025 10:21 AM (OA79/)
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There are laws about retaining digital information, including outlines of punishment.
The DOJ has just regularly refused to prosecute because uniparty.
That should change.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 24, 2025 10:21 AM (GBKbO)
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We can help.
Posted by: Cheap boxed New Zealand Chardonnay at January 24, 2025 10:22 AM (dg+HA)
Called him yesterday but didn't get to talk to him.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2025 10:14 AM (oT+t6)
Thanks for the update! If/when you talk to him, please send him a YUUUUGE "Hiya"!
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2025 10:18 AM
And be sure to ask about the birdbath. That birdbath status guy must be going crazy by now.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 24, 2025 10:22 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Tom Servo
And they established Chald-ees service stations everywhere they went.
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 10:22 AM (77rzZ)
Anyone remember it was about this time in 2017 when the bizarre image of bill clinton's ugly wife alone in the woods was posted?
I think it was to promote her stupid book: "What The Fuck Happened??"
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 24, 2025 10:22 AM (UXla0)
It almost doesn't seem worth it. So probably not.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 24, 2025 10:20 AM (GBKbO)
Thier homeowners insurance should pay all of it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 24, 2025 10:22 AM (ewjUl)
Must not be that big a deal....one of the illegals collared yesterday in Boston? NYC? had served 9 months for rape before being released.
Posted by: BignJames at January 24, 2025 10:22 AM (Yj6Os)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2025 10:23 AM (lcBBy)
In other news, Hitler consulted Nappy B on dealing with a loss to the Russians.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2025 10:23 AM (xCA6C)
One jajillion nsa files just instantly become corrupted.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
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Governments are ratholes where any manager worth their salt collects info for bureaucratic war purposes. That is why secrecy laws are so ludicrous--they are mainly to prevent the public from knowing about government screwups.
Posted by: whig at January 24, 2025 10:23 AM (ctrM5)
Keep fucking that chicken, sweetheart.
I saw a video where they interviewed some Korean lady about the 4B movement. She said that feminists in the west had is completely wrong. Korean women wanted to be wives and mothers but the cost of living was forcing them into the workplace. Even then, the percentage of women doing it never topped 1% and basically no one thinks about it any more.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2025 10:23 AM (ExV1e)
Oh, yeah baby....make me your Mexican bitch....
Posted by: Drunk Ted Cruz at January 24, 2025 10:18 AM (JCZqz)
Is taco bell code for something?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 24, 2025 10:23 AM (OA79/)
Forecasters issued a rare “red” weather warning, meaning danger to life, across the whole island of Ireland and central and southwest Scotland.
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2025 10:23 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 24, 2025 10:21 AM (QAkQ3)
That's not what the Sodomites said.... but look where that got them.
Posted by: The Angel at January 24, 2025 10:23 AM (+iIV1)
Sugartits, he doesn't need them. Trust me.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2025 10:23 AM (OOnTd)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 24, 2025 10:23 AM (c9rBD)
Instead of a "first wives club" of crazy exes, Trump caused a "first runners up" club of bitter women to form. Legend.
Posted by: LizLem at January 24, 2025 10:24 AM (gWBY1)
Trump is doing something like Operation Cobra in Normandy to break out of the hedgerow country. Massive concentration of EOs (barrage) done immediately that take the heat off of his nominees (troops) so that the Deep State hits are damp squibs.
Get behind enemy lines to create a pocket of Obammies and Bidenites, that are stupidly self identifying, in govt agencies to be eliminated etc.
Posted by: whig
Barrage is a great word. We're, what, 95 hours in? This is indeed a Shock & Awe Campaign!
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 24, 2025 10:24 AM (UXla0)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
Well, that's why I started by saying they're getting CLOSER to the truth. I don't think MAGA is held together by mutual blackmail threats, but I think a lot of Washington Establishment political leaders are...
Most of us here can certainly see issue with our party leaders like McConnell. The Dem partisans have a much harder time taking the blinders off for their leaders, and when they do, they seem to blame external forces (big business, oligarchs, money, etc) instead of internal corruption or lack of belief in the party platform
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 24, 2025 10:24 AM (JCZqz)
He could watch Whoopie eat the entire menu for free.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 24, 2025 10:24 AM (ewjUl)
Okay, who had the "Trump is Overlord" analogy on their Bingo card? I like it.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2025 10:24 AM (xCA6C)
Yes, Genesis, Mahavishnu Orchestra, King Crimson, ELP, Procol Harum
Have at it!
Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2025 10:18 AM (iJfKG)
I'm familiar with all of those names, and I'm well versed in Yes, Genesis, and ELP.
KC is one I really want to spend time with. They somehow escaped me. I should change that.
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2025 10:24 AM (gEQYA)
Thier homeowners insurance should pay all of it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 24, 2025 10:22 AM (ewjUl)
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Should, yeah.
But we'd probably have to go to small claims court to get anything. Is that worth it for $300? We're not at an income level where that's a huge amount of money.
Anonymous Google review in a few months is probably the worst we're going to get.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 24, 2025 10:24 AM (GBKbO)
Yeah, it’s rumored Murkowski has some weird fetishes.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 24, 2025 10:25 AM (c9rBD)
She was in the Cannon House Office Building. About 10 minutes away.
Posted by: rhennigantx
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Cross the street actually from the Capitol. Used to work there.
Posted by: whig at January 24, 2025 10:25 AM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Tom Servo
And they established Chald-ees service stations everywhere they went.
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 10:22 AM (77rzZ)
Cleanest bathrooms, no waiting.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2025 10:25 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 24, 2025 10:24 AM (JCZqz)
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Because politics is no more than sport to them. It's not about ideas, policy, or results. It's about winning the big game.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 24, 2025 10:25 AM (GBKbO)
It almost doesn't seem worth it. So probably not.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Yeah, you'd be majorly in the hole once you paid all the attorney fees. $300 is like one hour of an attorneys' time.
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 10:26 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 10:22 AM
Relatively few places outside of Texas are worthy of a Chald-ee's, you know.
Posted by: Ea-nasir at January 24, 2025 10:26 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: whig at January 24, 2025 10:25 AM (ctrM5)
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Senator Budd's aide came to give us our tour of the Capitol from his office over there. We weren't sure if we were supposed to meet him in the Capitol or at the office. The Visitor Center's instructions and Budd's office's instructions were directly contradictory.
Eh. We still got our tour.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 24, 2025 10:26 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions
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Good point.
Posted by: whig at January 24, 2025 10:26 AM (ctrM5)
But other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2025 10:26 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 10:26 AM
Heck. A 6 minute phone convo is rounded up to a half hour @ 200 bucks. Shakespeare was right.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 24, 2025 10:27 AM (ewjUl)
Forecasters issued a rare “red” weather warning, meaning danger to life, across the whole island of Ireland and central and southwest Scotland.
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2025 10:23 AM (RHGPo)
They'll finally find out what ice cold beer tastes like.
Posted by: Roy at January 24, 2025 10:27 AM (z+ik4)
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2025 10:24 AM
The Sunshine Band *has* been unfairly neglected.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2025 10:28 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Don Black. Message: this field blank at January 24, 2025 10:28 AM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 10:22 AM (77rzZ)
Cleanest bathrooms, no waiting.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2025 10:25 AM (Aqu9a)
Now I have a vision of an Arab with a headress grinning through huge buckteeth.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 24, 2025 10:28 AM (wyMQY)
Posted by: BignJames
He didn't rape an important Dem leader, so it doesn't count. Immigrants commit crime at a lower rate than citizens or something. Shit on the sidewalk in San Francisco? No problem. Shit on Nancy Pelosi's driveway in San Francisco? You're going to jail.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 24, 2025 10:28 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Abraham at January 24, 2025 10:29 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: BignJames
He didn't rape an important Dem leader, so it doesn't count. Immigrants commit crime at a lower rate than citizens or something. Shit on the sidewalk in San Francisco? No problem. Shit on Nancy Pelosi's driveway in San Francisco? You're going to jail.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 24, 2025 10:28 AM (JCZqz)
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"These illegals don't exist. If they did exist, Biden would have deported them because he cared about our safety. This is obviously a crisis actor created by Fox News to sell boomers Depends to shit in and be scared."
-DU, 99.54% probability
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 24, 2025 10:29 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: whig at January 24, 2025 10:18 AM (ctrM5)
Attorney Horseface: Oh, Peter, I just love your micro-penis. It's so androgynous.
Double Naught Agent Stroke: Thank you, and may I say that your barely discernable femininity makes me ever so slightly more than completely flaccid.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2025 10:29 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025
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Cleanest bathrooms, no waiting.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2025
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Now I have a vision of an Arab with a headress grinning through huge buckteeth.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 24, 2025
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With camel washing and feeding stations out back.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2025 10:29 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: runner at January 24, 2025 10:30 AM (g47mK)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 24, 2025 10:18 AM (wyMQY)
'Cause the best things of lovin' with her sister and her cousin
Only started with a little kiss
Like this!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 10:30 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Abraham at January 24, 2025 10:29 AM
So there was kosher before kosher was cool.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2025 10:30 AM (a3Q+t)
Attorney Horseface: Oh, Peter, I just love your micro-penis. It's so androgynous.
Double Naught Agent Stroke: Thank you, and may I say that your barely discernable femininity makes me ever so slightly more than completely flaccid.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2025 10:29 AM
Covefe meet monitor. LOL.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 24, 2025 10:30 AM (ewjUl)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes
That is wicked cool. I really need to get off my a$$ and upgrade from technician to general. 10 year renewal is up next year, so that'll be my forcing function.
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 24, 2025 10:30 AM (MsrgL)
Camel Nuggets, next exit!
Posted by: Chald-ees billboard at January 24, 2025 10:30 AM (Aqu9a)
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Except maybe, "Please don't kill me."
Posted by: Davidt at January 24, 2025 10:30 AM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Lying accusers are the Dem's Panzer units wheeled out to damage and destroy nominees and they are now getting strafed due to loss of air cover (X and other places) by aces like Catturd. Alternative sources allow shredding of the Big Lie attack units like Madison Cornbread that Dems like to deploy.
Posted by: whig at January 24, 2025 10:30 AM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2025 10:29 AM (J2vNu)
/p
looks at those 2 assholes on a camel
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 10:30 AM (gbOdA)
'Cause the best things of lovin' with her sister and her cousin
Only started with a little kiss
Like this!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 10:30 AM
Well, it's better than the modern version. Dude looks like a lady.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 24, 2025 10:31 AM (ewjUl)
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This is basically how it works. If illegals started to prey on Democrats, important ones, they'd have been sent packing years ago. Every once in a while they make newz by going after a ranking leftist and pay dearly for it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2025 10:31 AM (Q4IgG)
Attorney Horseface: Oh, Peter, I just love your micro-penis. It's so androgynous.
Double Naught Agent Stroke: Thank you, and may I say that your barely discernable femininity makes me ever so slightly more than completely flaccid.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2025 10:29 AM
Covefe meet monitor. LOL.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 24, 2025 10:30 AM (ewjUl)
tff
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 10:32 AM (gbOdA)
Double Naught Agent Stroke: Thank you, and may I say that your barely discernable femininity makes me ever so slightly more than completely flaccid.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
With today's animation tools, would be a perfect illustration of the banality of staffers that think they are acting in West Wing.
Posted by: whig at January 24, 2025 10:32 AM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 24, 2025 10:32 AM (UXla0)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2025 10:28 AM (a3Q+t)
Disco Doof is a big fan
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2025 10:32 AM (gEQYA)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2025 10:31 AM (Q4IgG)
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I remember some story of a Democrat mayor or powerful city council member being attacked by an illegal and making excuses for the guy within the last year or so.
Probably not powerful enough.
However, it needs to be systemic and widespread, otherwise powerful Democrats just budget themselves some more security and be done with it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 24, 2025 10:32 AM (GBKbO)
That "could" be a good thing, if he lets the rest of the GOP do what they need to do, instead of throwing up obstructions like McConnell did.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2025 10:33 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Minnfidel
I don't do that. I aggregate all the work I do for a client on a given day and round that to the nearest 6 minutes. Sometimes for little things, I don't bother to bill. I like practicing law, I hate practicing practicing legal industry.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 24, 2025 10:33 AM (KAi1n)
AoC was never near the Capital on J6.
She was in the Cannon House Office Building. About 10 minutes away.
Posted by: rhennigantx
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Cross the street actually from the Capitol. Used to work there.
Posted by: whig
The Cannon Office Building was the one to which the flying squad of black Congresscritters was going when they lied they were spat upon by anti-ObamaCare citizens gathered at the Capitol in 2010.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2025 10:33 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Soothsayer
Day of the Pushme-Pullyou.
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 10:33 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Minnfidel
Whomever selected that Bishop to give that lecture couldn't have done their side any worse damage. What a self own.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2025 10:33 AM (WXNFJ)
Yes, Genesis, Mahavishnu Orchestra, King Crimson, ELP, Procol Harum
Have at it!
Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2025 10:18 AM (iJfKG)
I'm familiar with all of those names, and I'm well versed in Yes, Genesis, and ELP.
KC is one I really want to spend time with. They somehow escaped me. I should change that.
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2025 10:24 AM (gEQYA)
If you like the oddball side of prog, give Gentle Giant a listen.
Their golden years are from "Acquiring the Taste" though "Interview" with IMO, "Octopus" being their best album.
My ears always perk up when they come up on the rotation, but mostly they're pretty much an unknown band.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2025 10:34 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 24, 2025 10:30 AM
I can highly recommend "The Fast Track to General" book.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2025 10:34 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: BignJames
He didn't rape an important Dem leader, so it doesn't count. Immigrants commit crime at a lower rate than citizens or something. Shit on the sidewalk in San Francisco? No problem. Shit on Nancy Pelosi's driveway in San Francisco? You're going to jail.
Posted by: Moron Analyst
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Every crime committed by an illegal alien is one that could have been easily prevented by denial of entry in the first place.
Posted by: whig at January 24, 2025 10:34 AM (ctrM5)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 24, 2025 10:34 AM (8VyQQ)
Posted by: Minnfidel
Whomever selected that Bishop to give that lecture couldn't have done their side any worse damage. What a self own.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2025 10:33 AM (WXNFJ)
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Amy Kloubacher.
Remember when she ran for president? It didn't last long.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 24, 2025 10:34 AM (GBKbO)
Donald Trump: I am the glass ceiling and I don't drink so I'm never getting smashed!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2025 10:34 AM (ExV1e)
Double Naught Agent Stroke: Thank you, and may I say that your barely discernable femininity makes me ever so slightly more than completely flaccid.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
This odd dialog reminds me of this weird comic strip that appears on Facebook occasionally. "Strange Planet" by Nathan Pyle. I don't know if I like it, or have quickly grown bored of its repetitive, transparent nature.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 24, 2025 10:34 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 24, 2025 10:32 AM (UXla0)
"30 Seconds Over Tokyo"?....only one I know of.
Posted by: BignJames at January 24, 2025 10:34 AM (Yj6Os)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 24, 2025 10:29 AM (J2vNu)
/p
looks at those 2 assholes on a camel
Posted by: rhennigantx
"We call those humps".
"No, that's Achmed and Abdul. They owe me 3,750 Riyals!"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2025 10:34 AM (OOnTd)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 24, 2025 10:24 AM (UXla0)
It is. I confess to being skeptical. I'm glad it was unfounded.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2025 10:35 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 24, 2025 10:35 AM (UXla0)
https://arrlexamreview.appspot.com/
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 24, 2025 10:35 AM (8VyQQ)
Posted by: SFGoth
My late lawyer brother often bartered for his services. I think he got a free TV that way. And a lot of free organic beef.
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 10:35 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
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Ah yes, John Lewis who is no longer with us.
Posted by: whig at January 24, 2025 10:35 AM (ctrM5)
He [ Rep. Jonathan Jackson (D-IL) ] continued, “[There are] two officers here that were found guilty of killing a young man, an African American man that the President just pardoned today.
WVEC-TV Norfolk:
Two men convicted of the murder of a Virginia police officer were part of President Joe Biden's wide-reaching clemency of nearly 2,500 people convicted of nonviolent drug offenses. Terrence Richardson and Ferrone Claiborne, known as the Waverly Two, originally pleaded guilty to killing Officer Allen Gibson in 1998. But their attorney claims they only made that plea to avoid the death penalty.
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2025 10:36 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Abraham at January 24, 2025 10:36 AM (2637J)
Remember when she ran for president? It didn't last long.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 24, 2025 10:34 AM (GBKbO)
I remember her eating salad...w/a comb...that's about it.
Posted by: BignJames at January 24, 2025 10:36 AM (Yj6Os)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 24, 2025 10:32 AM (UXla0)
"30 Seconds Over Tokyo"?....only one I know of.
Posted by: BignJames at January 24, 2025 10:34 AM (Yj6Os)
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It's not about the Doolittle Raid, but a great film from the Japanese perspective of that aerial of the Pacific War is Ishiro Honda's Farewell Rabaul. It's available for free on Archive:
https://archive.org/details/farewell-rabaul-1954-eng-sub
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 24, 2025 10:36 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 24, 2025 10:30 AM
I can highly recommend "The Fast Track to General" book.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Sadly, an AoSHQ wouldn't work over ham. 😢
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2025 10:36 AM (OOnTd)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2025 10:34 AM (iJfKG)
There's non-oddball prog rock? Isn't oddball kinda baked into the cake of prog rock?
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2025 10:36 AM (gEQYA)
Posted by: Abraham at January 24, 2025 10:29 AM
Avoid the goat nuggets.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 24, 2025 10:36 AM (kgE5c)
I think you mean "civil rights icon" John Lewis, right?
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2025 10:37 AM (xCA6C)
Probably not powerful enough.
Like Ana Kasparian being sexually assaulted by homeless dudes, talking about the need for some law and order, and being attacked by the far Left for "punching-down" and hurting the homeless community.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 24, 2025 10:37 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: BignJames at January 24, 2025 10:36 AM (Yj6Os)
She aint found SHIT!!!!
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2025 10:37 AM (gEQYA)
Posted by: Tonypete
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Plus it comes out that her diocese runs an illegal sanctuary for illegal aliens raking in grants, etc. which is probably what moved her so to protect the grift.
Posted by: whig at January 24, 2025 10:37 AM (ctrM5)
Posted by: SFGoth
You're a good man. I've paid both $1000 and $40,000 for very comparable estate work (size, complexity, locale). One of those attorneys is a saint. The other one - is not.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2025 10:37 AM (WXNFJ)
Remember "Do you want more Trump? Because this is how you get more Trump"?
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 24, 2025 10:38 AM (zdLoL)
You could try it over packet radio, but it would take months for a page to load.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 24, 2025 10:38 AM (8VyQQ)
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I don't think so, because there is no safe word in Taco Bell.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 24, 2025 10:38 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Strongly disagree. That book didn't help me get promoted at all!
Posted by: Military Moron at January 24, 2025 10:39 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Soothsayer
Day of the Pushme-Pullyou.
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 10:33 AM
*snort*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 24, 2025 10:39 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2025 10:36 AM
There used to be a Net run by some of the East Texas hamrons.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2025 10:39 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: whig at January 24, 2025 10:40 AM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Strongly disagree. That book didn't help me get promoted at all!
Posted by: Military Moron
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2025 10:40 AM (OOnTd)
Posted by: BignJames at January 24, 2025 10:36 AM (Yj6Os)
She aint found SHIT!!!!
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2025 10:37 AM
Do you think she was being too literal?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 24, 2025 10:40 AM (kgE5c)
Arachibutyrophobia is the fear of having peanut butter stick to the roof of your mouth
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2025 10:40 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver
I thought there was no safe fart after Taco Bell.
Posted by: Fake AoS Editor at January 24, 2025 10:40 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 24, 2025 10:37 AM (JCZqz)
She was called racist because she didn't specify that her attackers were white.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 24, 2025 10:41 AM (ExV1e)
"30 Seconds Over Tokyo"?....only one I know of.
Posted by: BignJames
What, you have no regard, other than very, very low, for the Ben Afflecked abomination, "Pearl Harbor"?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2025 10:41 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 24, 2025 10:32 AM (UXla0)
Definitely;y, the musical, "Doctor Dolittle" with Rex Harrison.
In it he raids Africa and captures the legendary
Pushmi-Pullyu.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2025 10:41 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 24, 2025 10:30 AM
I can highly recommend "The Fast Track to General" book.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
I would also highly recommend this website.
https://is.gd/czhm13
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 24, 2025 10:41 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: SFGoth
I asked my lawyer how he determined rates, he said 'Welll...I lean back in my chair, and I look at the ceiling..."
Posted by: BignJames at January 24, 2025 10:42 AM (Yj6Os)
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2025 10:37 AM (gEQYA)
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Nice Spaceballs reference!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 24, 2025 10:42 AM (2UnvF)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2025 10:42 AM (iJfKG)
"The gears of government slowed to a halt this week after President Trump axed major federal initiatives across Washington, causing even routine functions to hit the skids.
The Transportation Department temporarily shut down a computer system for road projects. Health agencies stopped virtually all external communications in a directive that risked silencing timely updates on infectious diseases. A hiring freeze left agencies wondering how parts of the government could adapt to new demands. Confusion loomed over how agencies should disburse funds allocated by the previous administration."
Posted by: whig at January 24, 2025 10:43 AM (ctrM5)
Arachibutyrophobia is the fear of having peanut butter stick to the roof of your mouth
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2025 10:40 AM (RHGPo)
Interesting, the Italian word for peanut is arachide.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 24, 2025 10:43 AM (PiwSw)
I confess to being brand-loyal to Smucker's Natural Crunchy.
All the others taste like dogshit. I don't know what crap they put in there, presumably just to bulk it up, but it must be way cheaper than peanuts. Sugar, flour? Yecch.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 24, 2025 10:43 AM (8VyQQ)
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This is basically how it works. If illegals started to prey on Democrats, important ones, they'd have been sent packing years ago. Every once in a while they make newz by going after a ranking leftist and pay dearly for it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2025 10:31 AM (Q4IgG)
Nasty little secret on immigrants commit less crimes.
The original database has somewhere close to half of the criminals not classified as illegal or legal.
So the numbers could be 50% higher or lower.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 10:43 AM (gbOdA)
A lot of these buildings have underground tunnels and even trams, so the congresscritters never have to see the unwashed rubes or deal with walking in ice or heat during their working day. So I could see her thinking that once you breach one building, you can get to the others. But the average person/protestor doesn't know about these tunnels or where they are.
That implies she thought people in the know were in on it, if she pushes this point. Which makes the "the cops held open the doors for the protestors" like she gave to Alex Stein more interesting. Because I think there are checkpoints along these tunnels with cops and security.
Posted by: LizLem at January 24, 2025 10:43 AM (gWBY1)
The Dems are insane.
A bill put forward by a Mississippi Democrat is essentially seeking to outlaw masturbation.
Democrat State Sen. Bradford Blackmon this week introduced the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act,” which would prevent men from masturbating or engaging in sexual activity when there is no “intent to fertilize an embryo.”
The legislation put forward this week proposes fines of $1,000 for a first offense, $5,000 for a second, and $10,000 for subsequent violations.
Blackmon, a first-term senator representing a district north of Jackson, is apparently seeking to hold men accountable for their role in women having abortions
Posted by: Stateless...22% - mental state clawing up from 10% at January 24, 2025 10:43 AM (jvJvP)
"Well, I don’t know. Do you have any other genders that you’d like to name?" Poilievre asked dryly.
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2025 10:44 AM (RHGPo)
*shakes fist a Bulg*
Posted by: naturalfake
Well, at least you spelled "Pushmi-Pullyu" correctly.
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 10:44 AM (77rzZ)
Job postings in higher ed hyperfocus on equity, omit traits like ‘quality,’ ‘efficiency’: research
https://is.gd/ER47UW
Posted by: Archimedes at January 24, 2025 10:44 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Stateless...22% - mental state clawing up from 10% at January 24, 2025 10:43 AM (jvJvP)
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Blackmon just wants to make gay sex illegal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 24, 2025 10:44 AM (GBKbO)
Probably. Nothing was planned in those tears.
Posted by: From about That Time at January 24, 2025 10:44 AM (4780s)
You need RFC 1149, et al., when the SHTF, "IP over Avian Carriers". Latency will be pretty bad, though.
Posted by: t-bird at January 24, 2025 10:44 AM (33Cgj)
If only Carter could've held on to see his favorite day one more time.
*single tear falls*
Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2025 10:45 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2025 10:44 AM (RHGPo)
Such a great line. There's no counter. You can either not respond, and have people think you're an idiot, or respond with a list of made up genders... and remove all doubt.
Posted by: The Angel at January 24, 2025 10:45 AM (+iIV1)
Posted by: Fake AoS Editor at January 24, 2025 10:40 AM (JCZqz)
Judges would have accepted Chipotle.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 10:46 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 24, 2025 10:46 AM (+iIV1)
Posted by: Reforger at January 24, 2025 10:46 AM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Fake AoS Editor at January 24, 2025 10:40 AM (JCZqz)
Judges would have accepted Chipotle.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 10:46 AM
E.coli for the win!
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 24, 2025 10:47 AM (ewjUl)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 24, 2025 10:47 AM (Idisy)
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 10:22 AM (77rzZ)
I saw one on Florida about 25 years ago. It was called Hanging Chald-ees. Saw signs for Dimpled Chald-ees too.
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2025 10:47 AM (gEQYA)
Posted by: Stateless...22% - mental state clawing up from 10% at January 24, 2025 10:43 AM (jvJvP)
A state Senator in Mississippi. That almost as important as being a dog catcher in LA, right?
Posted by: Roy at January 24, 2025 10:47 AM (z+ik4)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 10:47 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Strongly disagree. That book didn't help me get promoted at all!
Posted by: Military Moron
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2025 10:40 AM (OOnTd)
OTOH, "How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying" worked out great for me. Window washer to Chairman of the Board of Worldwide Wicket Corp!
Posted by: J. Pierpont Finch at January 24, 2025 10:47 AM (Aqu9a)
It is way past due for a global women's strike. Women in South Korea and Japan have been doing a modified strike for some time. They refuse to have sex with men, have children or get married. They are done with traditional female roles.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 24, 2025 10:16 AM (JCZqz)
Lol right. If one car don't start, you jump in another. Go ahead, be a dune buggy in a planet of race cars.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 24, 2025 10:47 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: LizLem
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There are now. Didn't used to be. The office subways went from each House Building and when I was there to the Dirksen and Russell Senate office buildings. I'd imagine there is now a connection to the Hart building but they were just finishing that when I left DC.
Each time I went back to DC to visit family or do research, security kept getting tighter even in peripheral buildings.
Posted by: whig at January 24, 2025 10:47 AM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 24, 2025 10:48 AM (w6EFb)
I'm trying to get back off sugar. Maybe I'll make some low sugar fake Reese's PB cups today since I have swerve powdered sugar, PB, coconut oil and lily's choc chips in my pantry.
Posted by: LizLem at January 24, 2025 10:49 AM (gWBY1)
Posted by: rhennigantx
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They would be fine with it as it is not government property and was not financed by the government in building it. Episcopalians built and paid for it.
Posted by: whig at January 24, 2025 10:49 AM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 24, 2025 10:16 AM (JCZqz)
Their OnlyFans accounts beg to differ.
Posted by: Roy at January 24, 2025 10:49 AM (z+ik4)
Posted by: rhennigantx
I heard somewhere that Washington actually did want a national cathedral.
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 10:50 AM (77rzZ)
Oh, God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son"
Abe said, "Man, you must be puttin' me on"
God say, "No."
Abe say, "What?"
God say, "You can do what you want, Abe, but
The next time you see me comin', you better run"
Well, Abe said, "Where you want this killin' done?"
God said, "Out on Highway 61"
Posted by: Dr_No at January 24, 2025 10:51 AM (ayRl+)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 24, 2025 10:16 AM (JCZqz)
Dead-enders.
*snort*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 24, 2025 10:51 AM (muwun)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 10:52 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: LizLem
Sorry, I think that's a disgusting combination.
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 10:52 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2025 10:24 AM (gEQYA)
They're really split up into different eras.
60s Crim, 70s Crim, 80-95 Crim, and 2000 onward.
Most people only care about the 60s iteration, and only about their first album, at that.
Posted by: XTC at January 24, 2025 10:52 AM (sm6Pk)
Lol right. If one car don't start, you jump in another. Go ahead, be a dune buggy in a planet of race cars.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Well said!
And say, "Hey!" to Lord Humongus when he pulls you over.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2025 10:52 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Reforger at January 24, 2025 10:46 AM
I always tell my people to bear in mind the possibility that their emails might land on the front page of the Boston Globe.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 24, 2025 10:52 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 24, 2025 10:48 AM
Yah, not our usual.
Posted by: Manolo and Jimmy at January 24, 2025 10:52 AM (a3Q+t)
What is the Lumbee Tribe? President Trump wants federal recognition for North Carolina group
https://tinyurl.com/ywfj9c2m
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 24, 2025 10:52 AM (aD39U)
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 10:50 AM (77rzZ)
Its a Wall Street.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 10:53 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: LizLem
Sorry, I think that's a disgusting combination.
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 10:52 AM
O_O
Posted by: ET at January 24, 2025 10:53 AM (kgE5c)
The original database has somewhere close to half of the criminals not classified as illegal or legal.
So the numbers could be 50% higher or lower.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2025 10:43 AM (gbOdA)
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I'd be willing to bet that would change in a heartbeat if they turned on their Democrat handlers. Even more so if any of them who have political aspirations ran against them, and won. You'd see a huge change if the illegals started to displace sitting Democrats in office. Any office.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2025 10:53 AM (Q4IgG)
Sounds kind of religious-y.
Lookit the dems getting all religious on us.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2025 10:53 AM (OOnTd)
Posted by: LizLem at January 24, 2025 10:49 AM (gWBY1)
He died pennyless and insane, still trying to play a phonograph record with a peanut.
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2025 10:54 AM (gEQYA)
Personally, I think they actually like getting kicked in their ball sacks, but I could be mistaken...
Posted by: CZ = FNG, FREE REPUBLIC OF FLORIDA at January 24, 2025 10:54 AM (MkuC5)
Abe: Waaa???
Sara: I don't know nuthin' 'bout birthin' no babies!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 24, 2025 10:54 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 24, 2025 10:16 AM (JCZqz)
2108 AD - the last Korean man expires while banging a watermelon heated in a microwave
2125 AD - the last Japanese woman expires as her HelpMate Robot (TM) looks on and her 47 cats eat her.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2025 10:54 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Onan at January 24, 2025 10:54 AM (aD39U)
Posted by: LizLem
Sorry, I think that's a disgusting combination.
Posted by: Bulg
Chocolate probably already has a high lead content.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 24, 2025 10:54 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: LizLem
Sorry, I think that's a disgusting combination.
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 10:52 AM (77rzZ)
Strike 2 against you! You really don't want to join me on a road trip!
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2025 10:55 AM (gEQYA)
The original database has somewhere close to half of the criminals not classified as illegal or legal.
So the numbers could be 50% higher or lower.
Posted by: rhennigantx
I asked yesterday how they got their dl. Did they sit next to a state trooper and take the driving test?
Do they have insurance? Registration? They could be committing a new crime every time they get behind the wheel.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2025 10:55 AM (OOnTd)
Posted by: mrp at January 24, 2025 10:55 AM (rj6Yv)
Sounds kind of religious-y.
Lookit the dems getting all religious on us.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2025 10:53 AM
To be fair, it would make being a jerkwad illegal.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2025 10:55 AM (a3Q+t)
I read Lysistrata for the first time last month. It's funny, but not as funny as Clouds.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 24, 2025 10:56 AM (8VyQQ)
They could always come here... the waifu craze is strong. My husband jokes sometimes his next wife will be a waifu when I'm not up to doing basic domestic tasks that day. I know it's a joke but I still pretend to slap him, hah.
They don't event have to marry white men, I'm sure there's plenty of men of Asian descent within a generation or two happy to marry them.
Does not always go well the other way. I had an odd duck relative go back to our "homeland" in Europe to find a wife, since American women were inferior... he had no takers, lol.
Posted by: LizLem at January 24, 2025 10:56 AM (gWBY1)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2025 10:55 AM
I'm right here, you know.
Posted by: Onan at January 24, 2025 10:57 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2025 10:36 AM (gEQYA)
True!
Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2025 10:57 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Bulg
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Possibly he wanted something comparable to the great cathedrals in Europe as he did attend church for a time in Alexandria but did not take communion there for whatever reason. Someone wrote Sacred Fire which dealt with Washington's religious beliefs which later secularists have distorted into something like Jefferson's. Not really similar at all.
Paine went off the deep end, first with his involvement in the French Revolution and then by writing his anti religious screed, the Age of Reason and criticizing Washington for failure to free him from French prison after Paine got into trouble after the Revolution.
Posted by: whig at January 24, 2025 10:57 AM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 24, 2025 10:57 AM (zdLoL)
Do they have insurance? Registration? They could be committing a new crime every time they get behind the wheel.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2025 10:55 AM (OOnTd)
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When I went to get my driver's license renewed I noticed quite a few illegals in line too. They had pre-filled out paperwork to get a Real ID license. Pre-printed on a computer. All had the same documents. All just breezed through the process.
Took me hours. And it was still fucked up.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2025 10:58 AM (Q4IgG)
What about men who have gotten the snip? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2025 10:58 AM (gEQYA)
It's a real thing, rofl.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 24, 2025 10:58 AM (8VyQQ)
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 10:52 AM (77rzZ)
Sorry about your lack of taste buds.
Posted by: Reese's Taste Tester at January 24, 2025 10:58 AM (iODuv)
Posted by: whig
Fun fact about Paine: He was a Quaker. But he still supported the American Revolution, and made it possible for other Quakers to do so as well.
Posted by: Bulg at January 24, 2025 10:59 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2025 10:55 AM (a3Q+t)
Double wammy against Peter Stozk.
Posted by: Reforger at January 24, 2025 10:59 AM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 24, 2025 11:00 AM (+iIV1)
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2025 10:58 AM
One could have the intent, but not the ability. That could still fall under conspiracy, though, I suppose.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2025 11:00 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos Calientes at January 24, 2025 11:01 AM (8VyQQ)
What is the Lumbee Tribe? President Trump wants federal recognition for North Carolina group
https://tinyurl.com/ywfj9c2m
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 24, 2025 10:52 AM (aD39U)
Grump, you're part Lumbee?! Cool! I was obsessed with the Lost Colony for a long time and read all about them. I still want to go to NC and see the live pageant about it, if they still do it.
I was fascinated to see the purity culture in Native American groups during my research. It was like certain Native American groups smugly deprived the Lumbee descendants of any sweet fed recognition (and Bennies) for being under a certain percentage of documentable tribal ancestry. I don't know why this is on Trump's radar, but I'm here for it.
Posted by: LizLem at January 24, 2025 11:01 AM (gWBY1)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2025 11:01 AM (a3Q+t)
I used to be big into prog rock, but once I got a taste of NWOBM I realized that most prog was pretentious crap. Rush and Crimson were the only prog groups that seemed to avoid that, I think it's mostly because Rush and Robert Fripp had really goofy senses of humor, even if they didn't let it come out in their songs.
The best examples of that is Fripp's recent youtube videos with his wife, and Alex Lifeson's Rock Hall of Fame acceptance speech.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i2ZbJnkFEY
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 24, 2025 11:02 AM (FoIOl)
Like Elizabeth Warren, so says my family lore.
I do have the cheekbones.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 24, 2025 11:02 AM (tfOmD)
Democrat State Sen. Bradford Blackmon this week introduced the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act,” which would prevent men from masturbating or engaging in sexual activity when there is no “intent to fertilize an embryo.”
Sounds kind of religious-y.
Lookit the dems getting all religious on us.
Posted by: rickb223
Has to be -- Dims don't do humor when it comes to legislation.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2025 11:03 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Bulg
I think his religious beliefs went to something like vague deism after his brush with the French Revolution. From the Rights of Man, he descended to the Age of Reason where he denied any Christian sect had any validity, Quote:
"I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish Church, by the Roman Church, by the Greek Church, by the Turkish Church, by the Protestant Church, nor by any church that I know of. My own mind is my own church.
All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit."
Posted by: whig at January 24, 2025 11:03 AM (ctrM5)
Posted by: whig at January 24, 2025 11:03 AM (ctrM5)
Says the guy who supported the literal Terror.
Fucking twat.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 24, 2025 11:06 AM (+iIV1)
btw, I am quite disappointed (as usual) in You People. Why do you none of you recognize that idiotic jerkoff-ban law proposal as a Democrat Stunt created to embarrass Republicans?
This is their very dumb & foolish idea to try to make Republicans look foolish.
But...you fell for it.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 24, 2025 11:19 AM (UXla0)
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