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Almost too many shepherds. Blended family. Duet. Dog takes the long walk to the execution chamber (Human Term: the bath.) Senior wiener dog competes in agility contest. She's more spry that Joe Biden. And also, she can speak more clearly.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: not so G'rumpy at January 20, 2025 08:08 PM (gSTJh)
Posted by: Admirale's Mate at January 20, 2025 08:10 PM (sMkAM)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 08:10 PM (KQk9m)
Posted by: Admirale's Mate at January 20, 2025 08:11 PM (sMkAM)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2025 08:11 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Piper at January 20, 2025 08:12 PM (p4NUW)
Despite the cold, the cats went out. They don't stay out too long but still.
Posted by: Stateless...16% at January 20, 2025 08:12 PM (jvJvP)
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It's funny how dogs differ on baths. Both Sparky and our late Sally hated them. But the one I had as a kid loved them. (But he was a Lab.)
Posted by: Eeyore at January 20, 2025 08:13 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2025 08:13 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 08:14 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: jsg at January 20, 2025 08:15 PM (Fg0Nr)
Hope he gets some sleep tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7vfD483jt8
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 08:15 PM (880eh)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 08:15 PM (ufFY8)
I want a cigarette.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 20, 2025 08:16 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 08:16 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Bull Giraffe at January 20, 2025 08:16 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2025 08:16 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2025 08:16 PM (0f03Q)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 20, 2025 08:16 PM (JdxE1)
Posted by: Piper at January 20, 2025 08:17 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2025 08:17 PM (KAi1n)
I want a cigarette.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 20, 2025 08:16 PM (gKWVE)
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Me too. And I don't even smoke.
I'm just enjoying hearing the reporters say "President Trump."
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2025 08:17 PM (79pEw)
A young doe was on her hind legs trying to empty one of my bird feeders. I went across the yard to the feeder to shoo her off, and she walked a few feet away. And then I shooed her again and she ducked through the azaleas to hide from me.
We played hide and seek like that for a bit, with me laughing, until I finally gave up.
They really are pretty creatures, and I used to enjoy eating them back in the day. Can't do it anymore.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 08:17 PM (4tmpE)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 08:17 PM (880eh)
Donald J Trump took his oath of office, declared his intentions in front of the world, and is getting down to business.
I am grateful to have survived the past 5 years, and lived to see the day where things are put aright in this great country.
It is a happy 70th ...
Posted by: browndog celebrating a day of days at January 20, 2025 08:17 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 08:17 PM (880eh)
Posted by: Doof at
Not much, pretty quiet. Just go our country back!
Posted by: Piper at January 20, 2025 08:18 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Piper at January 20, 2025 08:12 PM
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Kale at January 20, 2025 08:18 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 08:18 PM (880eh)
I have noticed that since the election, the National Anthem is being sung at sports events with more respect instead of turning it into some fly-my-freak horror.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2025 08:18 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: Doof
........................
Nah.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 20, 2025 08:18 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Doof
Hey Doof! Nah, not much happening today lol!
Posted by: haffhowershower at January 20, 2025 08:18 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Piper at January 20, 2025 08:18 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2025 08:16 PM (RFPHU)
______
Nah. Nothing happened.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 20, 2025 08:18 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2025 08:19 PM (79pEw)
Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh 5m
BREAKING: Trump forms the Department of Government Efficiency by executive order.
Trump says there will be an office for ~20 people to make sure DOGE's mission is fulfilled.
===
DOGE, right??
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 08:19 PM (5LoD7)
Posted by: jsg at January 20, 2025 08:15 PM
Tasty, tasty ground rats.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2025 08:19 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at January 20, 2025 08:19 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 08:19 PM (4tmpE)
Posted by: four seasons at January 20, 2025 08:19 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Piper at January 20, 2025 08:12 PM
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Kale at January
😂
Posted by: Piper at January 20, 2025 08:20 PM (p4NUW)
I want a cigarette.
Posted by: gKWVE
It is, regrettably, too cold to slip out on the patio for a cigar tonight.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 20, 2025 08:20 PM (nNv2Z)
Posted by: Stateless...16% at January 20, 2025 08:20 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: browndog celebrating a day of days at January 20, 2025 08:17 PM (TTAGa)
Happy Birthday browndog!
Posted by: haffhowershower at January 20, 2025 08:20 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2025 08:16 PM
'Sup, Doof?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2025 08:20 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Miklos continues to celebrate at January 20, 2025 08:21 PM (xesY+)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 08:21 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2025 08:21 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2025 08:21 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 08:21 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 08:22 PM (wZO0u)
I found a $25 check from Christmas that hadn't been deposited yet.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 20, 2025 08:22 PM (lUFok)
Diana went to the doggie chiropractor today for therapy and adjustment. Doc said her ultrasound from last week showed a bilateral injury to the iliopsoas muscles inside her thighs. So we now have a clear diagnosis and a clear path forward for rehab.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2025 08:22 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 08:22 PM (4tmpE)
Ha.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 08:22 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2025 08:16 PM (RFPHU)
Yeah, Doof, there is a college football game on Monday night television! Can you believe that?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 20, 2025 08:22 PM (n4dGz)
Trump just signed an executive order directing ALL federal hiring to be based on MERIT, not race or other characteristics.
Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh 14m
JUST IN: Trump declares national emergency at the southern border by executive order
Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh 14m
🚨 BREAKING: President Donald Trump signs executive order ending unfettered birthright citizenship for aliens coming into the U.S.
Trump notes he expects court challenges.
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 08:22 PM (5LoD7)
I can't go back, too many want to come home with me.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2025 08:22 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Miklos in local lingo at January 20, 2025 08:23 PM (xesY+)
This FOX feed is infuriating.
Fucking idiots.
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Go to the link I put up. It's live w/no interruption.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 08:23 PM (880eh)
I miss Joe.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 08:23 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Stateless...16% at January 20, 2025 08:23 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 20, 2025 08:24 PM (JdxE1)
Posted by: Miklos in local lingo at January 20, 2025 08:23 PM
*nods knowingly*
Posted by: Bob Dole at January 20, 2025 08:24 PM (Wnv9h)
Staffer: Withdrawing from the World Health Organization.
Trump: Ooooh, that's a good one.
LOL!
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2025 08:24 PM (79pEw)
JUST IN: Trump declares national emergency at the southern border by executive order
_________
I'm sorry, but national emergencies can only be for guns or climate change, not an invasion.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2025 08:24 PM (dxSpM)
So the racist "affirmative action" policy is ended?
The hiring "quota" racist bullshit policy is ended??
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 08:24 PM (wZO0u)
Trump notes he expects court challenges.
Posted by: andycanuck
About time
Posted by: Miklos v. Ark Wong at January 20, 2025 08:24 PM (xesY+)
Posted by: dantesed at January 20, 2025 08:24 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 20, 2025 08:24 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 08:24 PM (880eh)
PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCES A FULL PARDON FOR ALL J6ers--commutations for six.
Julie Kelly 🇺🇸 @julie_kelly2 35m
One of the six might be Ray Epps. Another might be John Sullivan lol
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 08:24 PM (5LoD7)
Posted by: gKWVE at January 20, 2025 08:25 PM (gKWVE)
If you are as lucky as I've been you will consider yourself blessed.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2025 08:25 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2025 08:16 PM
Melania wore a bitchin' hat. And it was a good day.
Posted by: Scarymary at January 20, 2025 08:25 PM (whIlM)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 08:25 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2025 08:25 PM (oT+t6)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 08:25 PM (wZO0u)
Collin Rugg @CollinRugg 6h
NEW: Immediately after swearing in, Trump rips "crying lunatics" Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger, says they turned against him because he didn't want to kill people in wars.
The comments come after Biden issued pardons for the two RINOs.
"Why are we helping some of the people? Why are we helping Liz Cheney? I mean, Liz Cheney's a disaster. She's a crying lunatic and crying, crying. Adam Kinzinger."
"I never saw the guy not crying. He's always crying."
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 08:25 PM (5LoD7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2025 08:25 PM (0f03Q)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 20, 2025 08:26 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2025 08:26 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 20, 2025 08:20 PM (nNv2Z)
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Not when you have a heated Cigar Hut!
Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2025 08:26 PM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2025 08:26 PM (79pEw)
Posted by: RI Red at January 20, 2025 08:26 PM (ssxQz)
Posted by: jsg at January 20, 2025 08:27 PM (O3oEw)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 20, 2025 08:27 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2025 08:26 PM (79pEw)
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He pardoned you and the Night of a Thousand Shivs at Rikers!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2025 08:27 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 20, 2025 08:28 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 20, 2025 08:28 PM (nNv2Z)
Not when you have a heated Cigar Hut!
Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2025 08:26 PM (iu4Pw)
Call me.
Posted by: Humidor Monica L. at January 20, 2025 08:28 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 20, 2025 08:20 PM (nNv2Z)
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Not when you have a heated Cigar Hut!
Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2025 08:26 PM (iu4Pw)
I use the garage, got a few nice harley easy chairs out there too. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2025 08:28 PM (VwHCD)
They should all be on the carpet in frothing fits.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2025 08:28 PM (0f03Q)
They are beautiful animals, but ….they are animals. Very bad habit to get into, this feeding business and they will continue to do this to everyone
Really hate to be “that guy”, but most likely future for those animals will need to be destroyed by the DNR because somebody wants to make a video.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 20, 2025 08:28 PM (TYYnH)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 08:28 PM (880eh)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2025 08:29 PM (omVj0)
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2025 08:26 PM (79pEw)
I imagine Melania gets a tad impatient when he gets wound up like this. I'm sure she's changed into her gown by now and just wants to get on with the night.
And im impatient because I can't wait to see what she's wearing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 08:29 PM (4tmpE)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 08:29 PM (ufFY8)
He's making this look too easy.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2025 08:30 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 20, 2025 08:30 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2025 08:30 PM (79pEw)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 20, 2025 08:30 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at January 20, 2025 08:31 PM (QSrLX)
Creamed chipped beef on toast - which I haven't had in years - for dinner and blackberries and cream for dessert. Good.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2025 08:31 PM (dxSpM)
Mr. Harris
Mr. Behar
Mr. Reid
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Oh, I'm sure Doug can just smack Kumala around until she acquiesces.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 20, 2025 08:31 PM (nNv2Z)
Posted by: browndog celebrating a day of days at January 20, 2025 08:17 PM (TTAGa)
Happy Birthday, browndog!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 20, 2025 08:31 PM (OX9vb)
There is a time for pacing and a time for urgency. This is the time for urgency. He can take it easy once the house is no longer on fire.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 20, 2025 08:31 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2025 08:32 PM (FGQ5G)
Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2025 08:16 PM
Carrie Underwood song a song. A Capella.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 08:32 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 20, 2025 08:30 PM
* tips hat *
Evening, Ma'am!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 20, 2025 08:32 PM (a3Q+t)
If you are as lucky as I've been you will consider yourself blessed.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2025 08:25 PM (LkLld)
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I have two shelter kitties and they are both among the sweetest, gentlest and overall best kitties a guy like me could ever ask for.
Though they are also the ones that make the most messes...
Shelter pets are best pets!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2025 08:32 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2025 08:16 PM (RFPHU)
FJB proved yet again he is the biggest @sshole in the United States.
Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 08:32 PM (aBgBM)
Tonight is one of them.
Posted by: RI Red at January 20, 2025 08:32 PM (ssxQz)
Posted by: gKWVE at January 20, 2025 08:25 PM (gKWVE)
Labour's way too strong for that to happen yet. If anything, they're running around trying to cancel local elections.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2025 08:32 PM (lHPJf)
Let the Balls begin!!
Posted by: four seasons at January 20, 2025 08:33 PM (3ek7K)
Now I find out even browndog is a couple months older than me.
Happy Birthday you old dog!!
Posted by: TeeJ at January 20, 2025 08:33 PM (kjZOX)
I hope those folks will somehow recover from that undeserved hell that was unleashed on them.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 20, 2025 08:33 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at January 20, 2025 08:33 PM (EmT/E)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 08:33 PM (880eh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 08:34 PM (4tmpE)
And if you really want some specific breed, say a Beagle or whatever, you can probably find a dedicated rescue organization online.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 20, 2025 08:34 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: AC/DC at January 20, 2025 08:34 PM (O3oEw)
Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 20, 2025 08:35 PM (kuGw1)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 20, 2025 08:20 PM (nNv2Z)
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Not when you have a heated Cigar Hut!
Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2025 08:26 PM (iu4Pw)
I use the garage, got a few nice harley easy chairs out there too. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2025 08:28 PM (VwHCD)
***
*looks at ice covered patio heater*
Sigh...
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 08:35 PM (W/lyH)
He's making this look too easy.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2025 08:30 PM (LkLld)
That was the most amazing thing I've seen in any administration. I think even Ronaldus Maximus, the great communicator himself, would gladly pass his mantel to the new master of the press corps...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 20, 2025 08:35 PM (bA75n)
Posted by: four seasons
Some balls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 20, 2025 08:35 PM (nNv2Z)
Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2025 08:35 PM (wEeo3)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 20, 2025 08:35 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 20, 2025 08:33 PM (mH6SG)
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I know. My husband and I were just talking about that. I'm sure President Trump will take care of them as best he is able. I hope they all come out with their stories so the world can hear what they went through. I think only conservatives have any idea of how they were mistreated.
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2025 08:35 PM (79pEw)
Posted by: Piper at January 20, 2025 08:36 PM (pRpzT)
Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2025 08:32 PM (FGQ5G)
It's refreshing to not have the nation's leading public servant dodging the press and not needing a teleprompter to say hello to a group of people.
Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 08:36 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 08:32 PM (aBgBM)
Not just the united states. He's a genuine planetary asshole.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2025 08:36 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 20, 2025 08:20 PM (nNv2Z)
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Not when you have a heated Cigar Hut!
Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2025 08:26 PM (iu4Pw)
At 14 degrees? I think not.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2025 08:36 PM (lHPJf)
Jasmine is curled up next her and is about to drift off herself.
It's too adorable for words...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2025 08:37 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2025 08:37 PM (FGQ5G)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2025 08:37 PM (0f03Q)
We have a rescue dog. No one knows how old he is. Best estimate is 12 y/o. He is the sweetest most loving dog.
He was found walking beside a road and someone took him to the shelter. No one ever claimed him. No chip.
Posted by: four seasons at January 20, 2025 08:37 PM (3ek7K)
They needed to know it was cold out or they'd be zoomy all night. We have a system for in and out but still.
Posted by: Stateless...16% at January 20, 2025 08:38 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2025 08:38 PM (oT+t6)
The Junta was still out arresting people for J6 last week. They wanted to unleash that same hell on all of us.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 20, 2025 08:38 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2025 08:38 PM (0f03Q)
Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2025 08:37 PM (FGQ5G)
Me too!
Somebody please give me a link to the ball!
Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025 08:39 PM (+HzbQ)
UN HQ would be the perfect place for the Trump Presidential Library/Hotel/Resort/Casino
Posted by: Biden's Lonely Neuron at January 20, 2025 08:39 PM (Sr11i)
Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2025 08:37 PM (FGQ5G)
YES!!! After four years of no fashion or class in the White House, I'm ready for the Trump women and Usha Vance!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 08:39 PM (4tmpE)
Firstly he loves this, secondly did you see people starting to flip out that the J6 pardons weren't coming along by like 5 Eastern
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 08:39 PM (KQk9m)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2025 08:39 PM (omVj0)
I think remote work is a good thing generally. But fuck those Democrat asswipes who get a fed paycheck. Back to commuting with you.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 20, 2025 08:39 PM (qHYUz)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 20, 2025 08:35 PM
Some balls are held for pleasure...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2025 08:40 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2025 08:38 PM (oT+t6)
❤️ You know he loved you.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 08:40 PM (4tmpE)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2025 08:40 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2025 08:40 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2025 08:37 PM (FGQ5G)
Me too!
Somebody please give me a link to the ball!
Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025 08:39 PM (+HzbQ)
Me too! The outfits have been so beautiful.
Posted by: Piper at January 20, 2025 08:41 PM (pRpzT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 08:41 PM (4tmpE)
Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2025 08:37 PM (FGQ5G)
Me too!
Somebody please give me a link to the ball!
Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025
***
ALH, try this:
https://tinyurl.com/mre2tt8r
I'm hearing crowd noises, so something is happening.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2025 08:41 PM (omVj0)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 20, 2025 08:41 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 08:41 PM (KQk9m)
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2025 08:41 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2025 08:16 PM
Carrie Underwood song a song. A Capella.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 08:32 PM (W/lyH)
Have you been reading an advanced copy of tonight's ONT?
Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2025 08:41 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 08:41 PM (wZO0u)
This would be awesome Livestreaming Material.
Posted by: Kip Winger at January 20, 2025 08:42 PM (snN/i)
I grew up with Goldens and as anyone who has ever had Goldens will tell you they are furry balls of love.
After I lost my last one I decided it was time to do a rescue and to my surprise I found a hound that was every bit their equal. I could not ask for a better little buddy.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2025 08:42 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 20, 2025 08:42 PM (VCgbV)
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Stateless, I haven't been around to say this but please accept my condolences on your mother's passing. You were a good son to her, I know, taking care of her all this time. What a blessing to her to have such a good man for a son. May she rest in peace.
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2025 08:42 PM (79pEw)
'Three who won't be having any luck this evening:
Mr. Harris
Mr. Behar
Mr. Reid'
Even when they get lucky, are they really?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 20, 2025 08:42 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: Piper at January 20, 2025 08:42 PM (pRpzT)
No more of that crap.
I have to close all the bathroom doors or Trumpy likes to turn on the faucets.
Posted by: Stateless...16% at January 20, 2025 08:42 PM (jvJvP)
I, John Strand, of Naples, Florida have just received word that I have received a FULL pardon of exoneration.
I have wept tears of joy. Thank you
@realDonaldTrump
for hearing us. Thank you for having our back.
God bless America. 🇺🇸
Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2025 08:42 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 20, 2025 08:42 PM (kuGw1)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 08:42 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2025 08:26 PM
My condo building doesn't allow smoking. I haz a sad.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2025 08:43 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 08:41 PM (KQk9m)
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Those are the dogs who need love the most.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2025 08:43 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 08:19 PM (4tmpE)
I am not the birthday boy today. That is my brother browndog.
Happy birthday to browndog!
Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2025 08:43 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 20, 2025 08:44 PM (a3Q+t)
I think remote work is a good thing generally. But fuck those Democrat asswipes who get a fed paycheck. Back to commuting with you.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 20, 2025 08:39 PM (qHYUz)
There will be rank-and-file federal employees who will quit because of this. There are employees who live many miles away from their home offices and would have to move, or have gotten comfortable working remotely for part or all of their workweeks and will start looking for other jobs in hopes of having that continue.
Posted by: Vendette at January 20, 2025 08:44 PM (YrlwH)
Thank you so much bluebell.
Slowly getting better.
Posted by: Stateless...16% at January 20, 2025 08:44 PM (jvJvP)
Sure, work from home, or "teleworking," is fine if they actually, you know, work.
But they're not working.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 08:44 PM (wZO0u)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 08:44 PM (KQk9m)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2025 08:44 PM (oT+t6)
I'm hearing crowd noises, so something is happening.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2025 08:41 PM (omVj0)
Thank you!
Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025 08:44 PM (+HzbQ)
Men: if you can find a woman who looks at you the way she was looking at JD when he was taking the Oath, wife that shit up immediately. Do not hesitate.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 08:44 PM (W5ArC)
Here is the order related to J6 pardons. There are 14 individuals whose sentences are commuted and they will review the cases for pardons.
"This proclamation ends a grave national injustice that has been perpetrated upon the American people over the last four years and begins a process of national reconciliation.
Acting pursuant to the grant of authority in Article II, Section 2, of the Constitution of the United States, I do hereby:
(a) commute the sentences of the following individuals convicted of offenses related to events that occurred at or near the United States Capitol on January 6, 2021, to time served as of January 20, 2025:
• Stewart Rhodes
• Kelly Meggs
• Kenneth Harrelson
• Thomas Caldwell
• Jessica Watkins
• Roberto Minuta
• Edward Vallejo
• David Moerschel
• Joseph Hackett
• Ethan Nordean
• Joseph Biggs
• Zachary Rehl
• Dominic Pezzola
• Jeremy Bertino
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 08:45 PM (5LoD7)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 20, 2025 08:45 PM (mH6SG)
Ding ding ding. The man has plans within plans.
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 08:45 PM (KQk9m)
(b) grant a full, complete and unconditional pardon to all other individuals convicted of offenses related to events that occurred at or near the United States Capitol on January 6, 2021;
The Attorney General shall administer and effectuate the immediate issuance of certificates of pardon to all individuals described in section (b) above, and shall ensure that all individuals convicted of offenses related to events that occurred at or near the United States Capitol on January 6, 2021, who are currently held in prison are released immediately. The Bureau of Prisons shall immediately implement all instructions from the Department of Justice regarding this directive.
I further direct the Attorney General to pursue dismissal with prejudice to the government of all pending indictments against individuals for their conduct related to the events at or near the United States Capitol on January 6, 2021. The Bureau of Prisons shall immediately implement all instructions from the Department of Justice regarding this directive."
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 08:45 PM (5LoD7)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2025 08:20 PM (Wnv9h)
Hello! How's things up in Taxachusetts?
Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2025 08:45 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2025 08:26 PM
My condo building doesn't allow smoking. I haz a sad.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Sounds like you need to take over and shake things up!
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 20, 2025 08:45 PM (oXXmI)
Posted by: Duncanthrax"
A hot girl in houndstooth makes my brane melt.
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2025 08:45 PM (fV+MH)
Dogs are weird when it comes to water.
_________
Ours stand patiently while being bathed - Diana leaps into the tub - but go into passive-aggressive hysterics when their nails are trimmed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2025 08:45 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 20, 2025 08:44 PM (a3Q+t)
Queer Eye for the Straight Republican Ticket!
Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025 08:46 PM (+HzbQ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 20, 2025 08:44 PM (a3Q+t)
Don't hold back ! Tonight is not the night to hold back !
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 08:46 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 08:46 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 08:44 PM (wZO0u)
To be fair, it's not like federal employees work when they ARE in the office.
On the other hand, nah, I don't want to be fair.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 08:46 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2025 08:46 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2025 08:46 PM (79pEw)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2025 08:44 PM
Working on it, ma'am! NH beckons. It's real estate market is not cooperating.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2025 08:46 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 20, 2025 08:46 PM (kuGw1)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 08:44 PM (KQk9m)
My mom's current cat showed up at my aunt and uncle's, rubbing up against everyone and basically begging them to love her and take her in.
Mom cracked, and the cat cuddles next to her literally every night.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2025 08:47 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: Vendette at January 20, 2025 08:47 PM (YrlwH)
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2025 08:47 PM (fV+MH)
What's his take on crossbows vs longbows?
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 08:47 PM (KQk9m)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Some balls are held for fun.
Some balls are without measure.
And Trump’s balls must weigh a ton.
Thank you. Thank you vera mush.
Posted by: RI Red at January 20, 2025 08:47 PM (ssxQz)
I worry the other way. We're talking about the Federal Prison System that executed Epstein on orders.
They won't kill them all, or most, or even some. But a few ? Wouldn't put it past them.
I wanted Trump to sign that one silently, first thing, then sends Lawyers, Guns, and Money to secure their release. Because that's what it will take. I doubt, highly, any of them are breathing free air by the weekend. I doubt they all ever will.
Posted by: Easy at January 20, 2025 08:47 PM (/XF0N)
I drove up to see him; he nailed his audition, and here he is 2.5 years later.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2025 08:48 PM (omVj0)
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 08:48 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2025 08:46 PM (OaZlZ)
Trump just signed an EO stating that crossbows are superior to longbows.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 08:48 PM (ufFY8)
I had to euthanize my precious four year old ginger "puppy cat" Butter before Thanksgiving, thanks to a botched surgery suggested by my vet to prevent urinary tract blockages. It broke my heart and I'm still not over it. And his big brother Biscuit misses his little brother, best friend, and wraslin' buddy. But I'm not ready to even consider another rescue. I'll have to see if the "cat distribution system" blesses me with another "meant to be."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 08:48 PM (4tmpE)
But they're not working.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 08:44 PM (wZO0u)
_______
Home, office, what's the difference? They don't work anyway anywhere.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2025 08:48 PM (dxSpM)
I still want President Trump to re-issue the $2 bill for 2026. Why is no one telling him my idea??
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 08:48 PM (wZO0u)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 20, 2025 08:45 PM
I'm just renting here until I can escape to NH.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2025 08:48 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 08:48 PM (KQk9m)
Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2025 08:48 PM (FGQ5G)
https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/page/2/
Read them for yourself. Don't let a media critter tell you what they say.
Posted by: TRex at January 20, 2025 08:49 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 08:49 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 20, 2025 08:49 PM (kuGw1)
Thank you for the birthday well wishes. I love my Horde family.
Secondly:
I didn't think it possible, but The Donald has over delivered. God has blessed us with the right man, at the right time.
Lastly:
I believe that the Dems are going to rue everything they did to this man.
The words of Yamamoto ring in my ears -
"...I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."
Posted by: browndog celebrating a day of days at January 20, 2025 08:49 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2025 08:46 PM (OaZlZ)
Anything about pineapple on pizza yet?
Posted by: jsg at January 20, 2025 08:49 PM (O3oEw)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 20, 2025 08:49 PM (JdxE1)
Lit doesn't even begin to describe it.
Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 20, 2025 08:46 PM (kuGw1)
July 4, 2026 is 250. Trump's already said he's making sure it's a huge patriotic party.
Posted by: Vendette at January 20, 2025 08:49 PM (YrlwH)
I'm still hoping to be on the $3.00
Posted by: Barack "Gaylord" Obama at January 20, 2025 08:49 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 08:46 PM
I don't think the 'ettes need much egging on.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 20, 2025 08:49 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 20, 2025 08:49 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Robert at January 20, 2025 08:49 PM (FRKbN)
Bluebell. She Hobbit. Piper. Jane D'oh. Teresa. Ben Had. Lin Duh. I'm sure I missed some others (sorry!)
Is it ladies night??
Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2025 08:49 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 20, 2025 08:50 PM (kuGw1)
Some balls are without measure.
And Trump’s balls must weigh a ton.
Thank you. Thank you vera mush.
Posted by: RI Red at January 20, 2025 08:47 PM
*golf clap*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2025 08:50 PM (Wnv9h)
Well here comes Donny with his pecker in his hand, he's a 3-ball man, and he's off to the rodeo...
Posted by: haffhowershower at January 20, 2025 08:50 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 20, 2025 08:50 PM (JdxE1)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2025 08:51 PM (oT+t6)
One eventually got run over and the other got old and sick.
I kept waiting for another stray to show up, but no more have so far so I went to the local animal control and brought home my new cat.
He's very affectionate and I enjoy his company. I always had dogs when my children were young but a cat is a better fit for me right now.
Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025 08:51 PM (+HzbQ)
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2025 08:46 PM (OaZlZ)
Trump just signed an EO stating that crossbows are superior to longbows.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 08:48 PM (ufFY
Are we going to discuss the EO about shelving?
Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2025 08:51 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: Sifty Boones "
I get that reference and completely agree.
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2025 08:51 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2025 08:46 PM (OaZlZ)
Trump just signed an EO stating that crossbows are superior to longbows.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 08:48 PM (ufFY
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Crossbow men arbalest.
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2025 08:51 PM (OaZlZ)
Sounds like a need for the US military to think about unique eye-catching paint schemes like we saw in 1976.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2025 08:51 PM (0f03Q)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 20, 2025 08:52 PM (oXXmI)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2025 08:51 PM (oT+t6)
Its morning in America.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2025 08:53 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at January 20, 2025 08:53 PM (EmT/E)
Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 08:53 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Doof
Wooooo, they're all ladies' nights!
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 20, 2025 08:52 PM (oXXmI)
Disco Doof approves
Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2025 08:53 PM (RFPHU)
Putting People Over Fish: Stopping Radical Environmentalism to Provide Water to Southern California
MEMORANDUM FOR THE SECRETARY OF COMMERCE
THE SECRETARY OF THE INTERIOR
SUBJECT: Putting People over Fish: Stopping Radical
Environmentalism to Provide Water to Southern
California
I hereby direct the Secretary of Commerce and Secretary of the Interior, in consultation with the heads of other departments and agencies of the United States as necessary, to immediately restart the work from my first Administration by the National Marine Fisheries Service, U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, Bureau of Reclamation, and other agencies to route more water from the Sacramento-San Joaquin Delta to other parts of the state for use by the people there who desperately need a reliable water supply.
Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 08:53 PM (aBgBM)
What about French Toast with maple syrup?
Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025 08:53 PM (+HzbQ)
Well here comes Donny with his pecker in his hand, he's a 3-ball man, and he's off to the rodeo...
Posted by: haffhowershower at January 20, 2025 08:50 PM (NMT5x)
OK, so my husband was somewhat taken aback that I know all the lyrics to the rodeo song, but this is a serious improvement. I think it should be published and posted in the White House…
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 20, 2025 08:53 PM (GUxWu)
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2025 08:53 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 08:53 PM (2VST1)
People think the $2 bill is rare.
It is not.
You can get them from banks with little problem.
Saw an interesting utube documentary about them.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 08:54 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 08:54 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 08:54 PM (2VST1)
when are these balls starting?
Posted by: IC
No exact time. I think they're running late because of the EO's.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 08:54 PM (wZO0u)
And I fell for it. Sixteen and a half years we had together. There was never any question whose cat he was, or whose human I was.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2025 08:55 PM (omVj0)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2025 08:53 PM
Yes. Yes, it is!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2025 08:55 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2025 08:55 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Sifty Boones "
I get that reference and completely agree.
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2025 08:51 PM (fV+MH)
Normally I'd be against that, but.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2025 08:55 PM (lHPJf)
Yeah you have to ask for them specifically, I think they are cool.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 08:55 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 08:55 PM (wZO0u)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2025 08:55 PM (omVj0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 08:56 PM (4tmpE)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 08:57 PM (880eh)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 20, 2025 08:57 PM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2025 08:43 PM (BpYfr)
We'd have been delighted to adopt rescues, but neither of us had had a dog in decades. None of them would give us as much as a maybe.
If they could see these spoiled boys we have now, they'd be sorry they denied us, they would.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 20, 2025 08:57 PM (OX9vb)
Well, it looks like the Liberty Ball has just commenced.
Is that....Miley Ray Billy Cyrus?
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 08:55 PM (wZO0u)
Tell me Melania is only wearing The Hat and four-inch hell stilettos. Lie if you have to.
Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 08:57 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: browndog celebrating a day of days at January 20, 2025 08:17 PM (TTAGa)
Many happy returns, browndog!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2025 08:57 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 08:57 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 08:53 PM (2VST1)
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I'm pretty sure I stole my cat Hexie from one of my neighbors. She showed up at my house one cold Christmas Eve in 2022. Bitter cold. I let her stay in my sunroom for a couple of nights and gave her food/water. She didn't have a collar nor was she chipped. Took to the vet to check for diseases and such. Clean bill of health. She was fat and happy and very sociable. Now she's mine. Her old owner's loss is my gain.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2025 08:57 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 08:58 PM (wZO0u)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 08:58 PM (4tmpE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 08:56 PM (4tmpE)
Who doesn't put maple syrup on French toast? Besides gay Communists, I mean.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2025 08:58 PM (lHPJf)
Reason One to not watch. Didn't care for him when he first hit the scene. Music has not aged well.
Posted by: Easy at January 20, 2025 08:58 PM (/XF0N)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 08:56 PM (4tmpE)
Bless him!
Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025 08:58 PM (+HzbQ)
Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 08:58 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at January 20, 2025 08:53 PM (EmT/
Whose balls?
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 20, 2025 08:59 PM (GUxWu)
"...I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."
Posted by: browndog celebrating a day of days
oh no, woke shit's gotta go
oh no Trumpzilla
oh no, he's crankin' out EOs
oh no Trumpzilla
whee eee eh eeee
Posted by: haffhowershower at January 20, 2025 08:59 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Easy at January 20, 2025 08:58 PM (/XF0N)
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Neither has he. Yeesh.
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2025 08:59 PM (79pEw)
The thing at the 55 second mark, where he grabs his chest and says "my heart goes out to you" is supposed to be a deliberate Nazi salute? Sorry, not buying it.
https://is.gd/BzgNkp
Posted by: Archimedes at January 20, 2025 08:59 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2025 08:59 PM (i0F8b)
Nah, just wait a week or two for the neighbors to call the authorities because of the bad rotting smell coming out of their dwellings.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 20, 2025 08:59 PM (rHxhM)
People think the $2 bill is rare.
It is not.
You can get them from banks with little problem.
Saw an interesting utube documentary about them.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 08:54 PM (ufFY
————
A $250 denominated bill for upcoming 250th anniversary.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 20, 2025 09:00 PM (XxG/N)
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2025 09:00 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 20, 2025 09:00 PM (kuGw1)
Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 09:00 PM (AOsQT)
Yeah someone stole ASH for a year and a half, I thought he was gone, turns out a crazy lady living in a halfway house not far away took him in and kept him for a while.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 09:00 PM (2VST1)
He'd pull out a pad and tear off a bill when he needed to tip or something (this was a long time ago, when a $2 tip was appreciated).
I guess he once had a run-in with a T-man in Vegas who just KNEW he was passing counterfeit money, but couldn't figure out how 1) they were so perfect and 2) why anyone who could make bills that good would be making $2s.
Posted by: Barack at January 20, 2025 09:00 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 08:57 PM
"Hold onto your hat...."
- Inga Frankenstein
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2025 09:00 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025 09:00 PM (+HzbQ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2025 08:21 PM (kpS4V)
(sends out hugs to Eris)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2025 09:00 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2025 09:00 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2025 08:26 PM
My condo building doesn't allow smoking. I haz a sad.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2025 08:43 PM (Wnv9h)
When considering sites for Casa Sin Problemas, Gulf Coast, a welcoming tobacco policy is a must...and a gas stove in the kitchen would be nice...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 20, 2025 09:00 PM (bA75n)
Moving Pictures was a good album. And that's all I got on Rush.
Posted by: Easy at January 20, 2025 09:00 PM (/XF0N)
That's actually a good idea. Put Cal Coolidge's face on it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 09:01 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 08:56 PM (4tmpE)
Can CBD legally ban the President of the United States from being President? And send him permanently to The Barrel? I think we'll soon find out.
Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 09:01 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 20, 2025 09:01 PM (whIlM)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2025 08:59 PM (i0F8b)
I want him to mint a few trillion dollar coins and take care of the national debt.
What could go wrong?
Posted by: Bo Gritz at January 20, 2025 09:01 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 09:01 PM (880eh)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 09:01 PM (KQk9m)
I think someone else checked on DU earlier. They were serving hemlock in the lobby.
Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025 09:02 PM (+HzbQ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2025 09:02 PM (omVj0)
Posted by: Doof
Oh yes, it's ladies' night!
Kool and the Gang:
https://t.ly/D2ofE
Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2025 09:03 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 09:00 PM (AOsQT)
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Norms restored all over the place, tonight!
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2025 09:03 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: dantesed at January 20, 2025 08:24 PM (Oy/m2)
He really deserves mention on the Absent Friends list.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2025 09:03 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Easy at January 20, 2025 09:03 PM (/XF0N)
That's actually a good idea. Put Cal Coolidge's face on it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 09:01 PM (2VST1)
————
I think we should do one of those WH petition thing.
Maybe have two series: Calvin Coolidge and Ronald Reagan
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 20, 2025 09:03 PM (XxG/N)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 20, 2025 09:03 PM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 09:03 PM (wZO0u)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2025 09:04 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 20, 2025 09:04 PM (whIlM)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 09:04 PM (KQk9m)
Posted by: dantesed at January 20, 2025 08:24 PM (Oy/m2)
He really deserves mention on the Absent Friends list.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2025 09:03 PM (8zz6B)
He certainly does. 💔
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 09:04 PM (4tmpE)
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 20, 2025 09:05 PM (GUxWu)
Posted by: Easy at January 20, 2025 09:05 PM (/XF0N)
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 09:05 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2025 09:05 PM (kpS4V)
Miley Ray Cyrus has lost his damn mind...
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 09:05 PM (wZO0u)
PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCES A FULL PARDON FOR ALL J6ers--commutations for six.
Julie Kelly 🇺🇸 @julie_kelly2 35m
One of the six might be Ray Epps. Another might be John Sullivan lol
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 08:24 PM (5LoD7)
Gonna be the contrarian here. Commutations for all. Get them out of the joint. Then work on annulling their convictions. No pardons, because they are not guilty. Even the ones who smacked cops around? Provoked, they were.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2025 09:05 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 09:05 PM (KQk9m)
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 09:05 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 20, 2025 09:06 PM (kuGw1)
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 09:06 PM (5LoD7)
Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 09:06 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 09:06 PM (5LoD7)
Reason One to not watch. Didn't care for him when he first hit the scene. Music has not aged well.
Posted by: Easy at January 20, 2025
***
Now that he's actually singing a medium-tempo song instead of stumping around on stage, he's sounding okay.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2025 09:06 PM (omVj0)
They literally had to give Billy Ray the hook.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 09:06 PM (wZO0u)
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 09:07 PM (g47mK)
They just had to chase Billy Ray off the stage...
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 09:07 PM (wZO0u)
"Don't bake my heart, my achy bakey heart, I just might kill a man."
I think I have it on video somewhere. He'd kill me.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 09:07 PM (4tmpE)
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2025 09:07 PM (fV+MH)
But he missed this.
Posted by: Easy at January 20, 2025 09:07 PM (/XF0N)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 20, 2025 09:07 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 09:06 PM (5LoD7)
Unhinged is more like it.
Posted by: Scarymary at January 20, 2025 09:07 PM (whIlM)
Well, this dad and working at Nickelodeon for years.
the real locus of evil in this world is The Eagles
Don Henley and Don Frey certainly are evil.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 09:08 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 09:08 PM (wZO0u)
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2025 09:08 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 20, 2025 09:08 PM (kuGw1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 20, 2025 09:08 PM (JdxE1)
Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 09:09 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Bo Gritz at January 20, 2025 09:09 PM (W5ArC)
Was there an equipment failure during Billy Ray Citrus' act?
Posted by: Axeman
Si. But Billy Ray was also malfunctioning.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 09:09 PM (wZO0u)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 20, 2025 09:09 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Easy at January 20, 2025 09:09 PM (/XF0N)
Oh, and skwerls. So many damn skwerls.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 7 of Funemployment at January 20, 2025 09:09 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 09:05 PM (KQk9m)
Amen.
Posted by: Bo Gritz at January 20, 2025 09:10 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 20, 2025 09:10 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 20, 2025 09:10 PM (KiBMU)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 20, 2025 09:10 PM (JdxE1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2025 09:11 PM (omVj0)
"Don't bake my heart, my achy bakey heart, I just might kill a man."
I think I have it on video somewhere. He'd kill me.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 09:07 PM (4tmpE)
That's cute! And it's a great song for kids to sing along with. But the best version I ever heard was one time I was driving and scanning radio stations and came across a Spanish language station that was playing a Mexican version. It kicked ass.
Oh, and love your hash. 4TRUMP!
Posted by: haffhowershower at January 20, 2025 09:11 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 09:12 PM (4tmpE)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 7 of Funemployment at January 20, 2025 09:12 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 09:12 PM (W5ArC)
Worse even.
Because I’m a non-for-giver.
Posted by: RI Red at January 20, 2025 09:12 PM (ssxQz)
Posted by: Vendette at January 20, 2025 08:44 PM (YrlwH)
Where would they go? They have no skills. Who would hire them in the private sector?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 20, 2025 09:13 PM (qHYUz)
Senior wiener dog competes in agility contest.
_________
Nothing funnier than seeing dogs competing in performance events for which they're completely unsuited.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2025 09:13 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2025 09:13 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: haffhowershower at January 20, 2025 09:11 PM (NMT5x)
OMG!!! I didn't even notice!! 😀
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 09:13 PM (4tmpE)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 09:13 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: The Stache from DC at January 20, 2025 09:13 PM (/XF0N)
@BreitbartNews
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8m
🚨BREAKING🚨: President Trump has stripped John Bolton of his security clearance
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 20, 2025 09:14 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: Franklin Steion at January 20, 2025 09:14 PM (c1UUT)
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2025 09:08 PM (OaZlZ)
Stadler: Yeah -
Waldorf: They gave the bouncers the wrong list!
Stadler: DOHOHOHO!
Posted by: gKWVE at January 20, 2025 09:14 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2025 09:14 PM (OaZlZ)
#learntoblow
Posted by: haffhowershower at January 20, 2025 09:14 PM (NMT5x)
Worse even.
Because I’m a non-for-giver.
Posted by: RI Red at January 20, 2025 09:12 PM (ssxQz)
They feel worse. All their beautiful wickedness utterly destroyed by the destroyer.
Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025 09:14 PM (+HzbQ)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 09:14 PM (mT+6a)
OSU pulling away, 21-7
Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 09:09 PM (AOsQT)
_________
What makes college football so entertaining is that even big leads can vanish in a few minutes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2025 09:15 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 09:15 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 08:24 PM (5LoD7)
Gonna be the contrarian here. Commutations for all. Get them out of the joint. Then work on annulling their convictions. No pardons, because they are not guilty. Even the ones who smacked cops around? Provoked, they were.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2025 09:05 PM (8zz6B)
The full order is up at #181. There are fourteen commutations listed; all fourteen are Proud Boys and Oath Keepers. I don't like singling them out, since it seems to concede the narrative that those groups were serious "insurrectionists."
Posted by: Wiese at January 20, 2025 09:15 PM (W2RQ1)
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 09:15 PM (5LoD7)
Posted by: TN at January 20, 2025 09:16 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 20, 2025 09:16 PM (dR6yv)
Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2025 09:13 PM (lHPJf)
They got engaged over Christmas. She's wearing an entire diamond mine on her left hand. She'll divide her time between her job at Fox in NYC, and Hannity's 23.5 mil mansion in Palm Beach.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 09:16 PM (4tmpE)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 20, 2025 09:09 PM (u73oe)
I think the correct term is Personhandled
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 20, 2025 09:16 PM (qHYUz)
As in, Up The Wazooo!
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 09:08 PM (wZO0u)
"Nothing. What's zoo with U?"
That's the perfect hash for the Cafe thread.
Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2025 09:16 PM (DgGvY)
As I read it - I think the original EO was the 14. And then they added the second parts fairly recently.
Posted by: The Stache from DC at January 20, 2025 09:16 PM (/XF0N)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 20, 2025 09:10 PM (JdxE1)
Oh, so like how the Vikings lose every damn time. Been there. Done that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 7 of Funemployment at January 20, 2025 09:16 PM (Ad8y9)
Jason Aldean. I don't follow modern country. Never heard of him.
Billy Ray and Ricky Skaggs, both, worked as sidemen in Emmylou Harris', Hot Band. ...
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 09:16 PM (880eh)
Yeah, not good. Not sure what the deal is there.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 20, 2025 09:16 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 20, 2025 09:17 PM (JdxE1)
music to my ears
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 08:48 PM (g47mK)
Heh! I saw that, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2025 09:17 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 09:17 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: gKWVE at January 20, 2025 09:18 PM (gKWVE)
At least he can paint it himself. The mansion, not Ainsley. That'll be more of a clear-coat.
Posted by: Easy at January 20, 2025 09:18 PM (/XF0N)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 09:12 PM (W5ArC)
Good. Always hated what he did to "When a Man Loves a Woman"..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 20, 2025 09:18 PM (bA75n)
music to my ears
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 08:48 PM (g47mK)
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But it's not true.
Plenty of scum do not like Adam Schiff.
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2025 09:18 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 09:18 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 7 of Funemployment at January 20, 2025 09:18 PM (Ad8y9)
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8m
🚨BREAKING🚨: President Trump has stripped John Bolton of his security clearance
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 20, 2025 09:14 PM (mlg/3)
If you take away Bolton's security clearance, what's left?Doesn't he need a horcrux or something to stay alive?
Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2025 09:19 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 09:19 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2025 09:19 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 09:19 PM (wZO0u)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 09:14 PM (mT+6a)
Where did you see that?
Talk about a dem stooge for china.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 09:19 PM (W/lyH)
🤣🤣
Posted by: lin-duh at January 20, 2025 09:19 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 20, 2025 09:19 PM (u73oe)
At least he can paint it himself. The mansion, not Ainsley. That'll be more of a clear-coat.
Posted by: Easy at January 20, 2025 09:18 PM (/
And re-roof it, do the dishes...
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 09:19 PM (4tmpE)
Yes!!!!
Fuck those Covid clot shot pushing asswipes.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 20, 2025 09:19 PM (qHYUz)
Posted by: TRex at January 20, 2025 09:20 PM (IQ6Gq)
Plenty of scum do not like Adam Schiff.
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2025 09:18 PM (OaZlZ)
Would you want to be mentioned in the same sentence with Adam Schiff?
Posted by: Scum at January 20, 2025 09:20 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2025 09:19 PM
His 'stache. That's about it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2025 09:20 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 20, 2025 08:53 PM (GUxWu)
lol, you never know what or even how you will learn things about your spouse.
We can clean it up a little for a government publication, and make it a little more topical.
Well here comes Donny with his sharpie in his hand, he's a 3-ball man, and he's off to sign another EO...
Posted by: haffhowershower at January 20, 2025 09:21 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 20, 2025 09:21 PM (mH6SG)
Plenty of scum do not like Adam Schiff.
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2025 09:18 PM (OaZlZ)
ISWYDT...
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 09:21 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2025 09:21 PM (79pEw)
2. Commander-In-Chief Ball
3. ??
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 09:19 PM
Happy Fun Ball?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2025 09:21 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: RI Red at January 20, 2025 09:22 PM (ssxQz)
Posted by: M. Gaga at January 20, 2025 09:22 PM (KiBMU)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 20, 2025 09:22 PM (B6F9D)
And it's -4 degrees. I love cold weather.
Wife is less fond of it, but she hates humidity more. So we won't be moving to Georgia.
Sorry, Mom.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 7 of Funemployment at January 20, 2025 09:22 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 20, 2025 09:22 PM (qHYUz)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 20, 2025 09:23 PM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2025 09:23 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 20, 2025 09:23 PM (JdxE1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 20, 2025 09:23 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: All Hail Eris,
I rarely get to do more than peek in for a mi Ute a couple times during the day. Today, my ass was planted on the couch with my rosary in one hand and coffee and bourbon on the table in front of me.
What a glorious day. And both my boys texted me with pictures showing them watching and celebrating as well.
Hanging out with y'all is pretty great.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 09:23 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2025 09:21 PM (79pEw)
*fist bump* I'm getting impatient and I'm tired. This day has been glorious and I'm worn out. And Biscuit kitty keeps patting me urging me to come to bed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 09:24 PM (4tmpE)
"Putting People Over Fish: Stopping Radical Environmentalism to Provide Water to Southern California"
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 20, 2025 09:24 PM (B6F9D)
Mr. Harris
Mr. Behar
Mr. Reid
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Three who will
Darleen
Charleen
Marleen
They was throwing confetti and shooting of fireworks out in the Waffle House parking lot
Posted by: Miklos braces himself at January 20, 2025 09:24 PM (xesY+)
Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 20, 2025 09:24 PM (kuGw1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2025 09:21 PM (Wnv9h)
DO NOT TEASE ME WITH THE HAPPY FUN BALL!
Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2025 09:24 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 09:24 PM (880eh)
*cocks head to side, like RCA pup*
When ?
Posted by: Easy at January 20, 2025 09:25 PM (/XF0N)
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at January 20, 2025 09:25 PM (QSrLX)
2. Commander-In-Chief Ball
3. ??
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 09:19 PM
Happy Fun Ball?
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Sho Like Ta Ball
Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 09:25 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025 09:25 PM (+HzbQ)
@EricLDaugh
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41s
🚨 JUST IN: Trump has revoked the security clearance from John Bolton.
Along with the intel officials who spread false info about the Hunter Biden laptop story.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2025 09:25 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at January 20, 2025 09:26 PM (QSrLX)
Posted by: bluebell
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And put that crappy music out of its misery.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 09:26 PM (880eh)
It's like getting a painful tumor removed.
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2025 09:26 PM (fV+MH)
"COMMUNISTS WILL BE BANNED AND EXILED TO THEIR UTOPIA IN NORTH KOREA!"
/Best Day Evah!
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 20, 2025 09:26 PM (B6F9D)
God bless you and keep you close, Jane. So good to see you posting here today.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 20, 2025 09:26 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: banana Dream
I've never had alcohol in tight jeans. Do you just wring it out of them?
Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2025 09:27 PM (DgGvY)
Meet my sons: Haden, Caden, Jaden and Braden. And my daughter, Hunter.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 7 of Funemployment at January 20, 2025 09:27 PM (Ad8y9)
The only reason men go dancing is to impress or please a woman. Its not natural for men.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 09:27 PM (2VST1)
It's like getting a painful tumor removed.
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2025 09:26 PM (fV+MH)
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Jeb! and Ms. Lindsey hardest hit ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 20, 2025 09:28 PM (B6F9D)
Charleen
Marleen
They was throwing confetti and shooting of fireworks out in the Waffle House parking lot
Posted by: Miklos braces himself at January 20, 2025 09:24 PM (xesY+)
Probably better pace yourself. That’s a lot of heavy lifting.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 20, 2025 09:28 PM (GUxWu)
At least they weren’t called White Nationalists so improvement?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 20, 2025 09:28 PM (qHYUz)
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at January 20, 2025 09:28 PM (QSrLX)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 09:28 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Miklos from Miklos Acres at January 20, 2025 09:28 PM (xesY+)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 20, 2025 09:26 PM (mH6SG)
Thank you so much.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 09:28 PM (4tmpE)
Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 09:28 PM (aBgBM)
I don’t, I’m currently on Funemployment.
But I expect that the economy will come roaring back, and that I may have to get up in the morning again, soon.
Yes, life is good to share with the Horde.
Posted by: RI Red at January 20, 2025 09:29 PM (ssxQz)
Someone ‘splain it to me.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 20, 2025 09:22 PM (qHYUz)
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To give it more time to negotiate and American take over of American operations.
Apparently Xi has this "golden option" to buy all shares of TikTok at some fixed price. So Xi has to decide.
Also, I heard that it gives American investors some time to get out before TikTok shares go to 0.
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2025 09:29 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 20, 2025 09:24 PM (B6F9D)
I heard an interesting factoid the other day, the purpose of all the water dumped into the Sacramento delta is not so much for the fish but to dilute the Nitrogen release from the treated sewer effluent that will otherwise cause algal blooms. It is on the whole considered cheaper to dump the water from the north to dilute it to acceptable levels than to install sufficient treatment infrastructure to remove the N from the effluent. "flushing Sacramento" is the true purpose here.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2025 09:29 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: bluebell
And put that crappy music out of its misery.
Posted by: Braenyard
Gowns? If it's the country-music ball, aren't all the women wearing cowboy hats and Daisy Dukes?
Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2025 09:29 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 20, 2025 09:16 PM (dR6yv)
Hmm, thats a tough one. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2025 09:29 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at January 20, 2025 09:29 PM (QSrLX)
@EricLDaugh
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41s
🚨 JUST IN: Trump has revoked the security clearance from John Bolton.
Along with the intel officials who spread false info about the Hunter Biden laptop story.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2025 09:25 PM (LkLld)
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Please tell me that horse's asses were found in beds.
Lie to me if you must ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 20, 2025 09:30 PM (B6F9D)
Posted by: Easy at January 20, 2025 09:30 PM (/XF0N)
Hanging out with y'all is pretty great.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 09:23 PM (mT+6a)
Nurse, you're in the heart of enemy territory, so I imagine it's got to be draining. But, I think after things settle down, people are going to like how things will be going, they're going to enjoy the economics and get on with their lives. Sure, there will be some hard core commies, but I think things will mellow out.
Good to hang out with you too, and I'm glad today has been a good day.
Posted by: haffhowershower at January 20, 2025 09:30 PM (NMT5x)
On the other hand, Dedee Pfeiffer, Michelle's super hawt little sister.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 7 of Funemployment at January 20, 2025 09:30 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 20, 2025 09:30 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2025 09:29 PM (DgGvY)
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I just want to see what Melania and Usha are wearing. And the other Trump ladies.
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2025 09:30 PM (79pEw)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 09:28 PM (mT+6a)
Ahh.
I don't do a lot of local news except on line.
Not surprised though. Puget Sound libs living in their echo chamber.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 09:31 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 20, 2025 09:32 PM (qHYUz)
Posted by: tcn in AK
I consider it impolite to actually weigh them.
Other the Displacement method in the above ground pool.
Too cold for that now, but Spring is Jello Rasslin ' Weather.
Posted by: Miklos has enough for all, Natty Daddys included at January 20, 2025 09:32 PM (xesY+)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 20, 2025 09:30 PM (zdLoL)
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But, you fuck ONE goat!
Posted by: Just the Punchline at January 20, 2025 09:32 PM (OaZlZ)
One on the iPad and a different one on the P.C.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 09:32 PM (880eh)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 20, 2025 09:33 PM (Y6IkP)
That's back when we all thought he was one of us.
Ugh. That picture is on my husband's old phone, I'm sure.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 09:33 PM (4tmpE)
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The Mustache is out the door.
I say again, the Mustache is out the door.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2025 09:33 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2025 09:34 PM (OaZlZ)
[snip] "flushing Sacramento" is the true purpose here.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2025 09:29 PM (D7oie)
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Appropriate for a shithole.
/Akchually, that IS an interesting factoid. If only "THE SCIENCE!" wasn't a criminal mass-murderer who got a pardon ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 20, 2025 09:34 PM (B6F9D)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 20, 2025 09:30 PM (zdLoL)
Ace would never steer us wrong.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2025 09:34 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2025 09:34 PM (LkLld)
I say again, the Mustache is out the door.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2025 09:33 PM (JkO4W)
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Baby is in a corner.
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2025 09:34 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 09:35 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 20, 2025 09:35 PM (mH6SG)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDbL-Gd8xPI
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2025 09:35 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2025 09:34 PM (LkLld)
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I'm only interested if you're wearing a ball gown tonight. Are you?
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2025 09:35 PM (79pEw)
The Trump Bump, I’d call it.
Posted by: RI Red at January 20, 2025 09:35 PM (ssxQz)
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2025 09:34 PM (OaZlZ)
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* The Mooche has entered the chat but refused the balls *
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 20, 2025 09:35 PM (B6F9D)
On the other hand, Dedee Pfeiffer, Michelle's super hawt little sister.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 7 of Funemployment at January 20, 2025 09:30 PM (Ad8y9)
Mike and the boys have riffed it on rifftrax.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 20, 2025 09:36 PM (Y6IkP)
1. Bring back DDT
2. Outlaw pantyhose
3. Ban AutoTune
4. Idaho is Full Act
5. Elvis' birthday holiday
6. Repeal the FFA, both of them just to be sure.
7. Mandatory Metallica Mondays
8. 2nd National Anthem of Those About to Rock...We Salute You
9. Men and Women referred to as Mugs and Dames again.
10. The Guys Get Shirts
Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 20, 2025 09:36 PM (kuGw1)
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 09:35 PM (g47mK)
His brother, low energy Jeb! got his ass handed to him by Donald back in the day.
Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025 09:36 PM (+HzbQ)
Wait. You can watch a president sign something on video instead of just having a document produced with the shades drawn with no witnesses? Huh.
Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze 1h
With reporters in the room, asking and answering questions without aides using a cattle prod.
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 09:37 PM (5LoD7)
Posted by: JackStraw
The Mustache is out the door.
I say again, the Mustache is out the door.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2025 09:33 PM (JkO4W)
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Baby is in a corner.
Posted by: Axeman
The shiv has a long moustache.
Posted by: Miklos calling at January 20, 2025 09:37 PM (xesY+)
It was one glass at 9am when he took the oath. Been drinking water and coffee since them.
And yes, I have to work in the morning.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 09:37 PM (Fy8k1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 20, 2025 09:37 PM (JdxE1)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 09:37 PM (880eh)
Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025 09:36 PM (+HzbQ)
that is scummy. he's forgiven every asshole, but this one he just can't let go ? dumb
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 09:37 PM (g47mK)
Jason Aldean. I don't follow modern country. Never heard of him.
Billy Ray and Ricky Skaggs, both, worked as sidemen in Emmylou Harris', Hot Band. ...
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 09:16 PM (880eh)
Jason Aldean has the misfortune of being the guy whose concert was shot up in Las Vegas way back in 2017 (obviously, far less misfortunate than those injured or murdered).
Any of the commie presstitutes bring that up as a talking point to push for gub control?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2025 09:37 PM (NtUSo)
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 09:35 PM (g47mK)
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The Donald was always against the War in Iraq and then eviscerated "low-energy Jeb!" in the 2016 Primary.
That's when the Bushes, McCains, and other traitors went full Clinton- and DogEater-loving Commie ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 20, 2025 09:38 PM (B6F9D)
Oh, so now I'm like 2nd choice?
Fine.
I might be but I'm not saying now.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2025 09:38 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 09:38 PM (g47mK)
This both mightily pisses-off the revoked-clearance scumbags and helps set-up them and their leaking DeepState pals to be charged with crimes for the leak and unauthorized possession of classified material.
Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 09:38 PM (aBgBM)
I think it's more than the Jeb thing. "W" is an insider - he doesn't like this whole outsider thing.
And he, like McConnell and all the rest, certainly don't like anyone jumping the line. Trump jumped the line. They'd be fine with him, I think, if he'd have jumped ... say ... for New York Senate.
Posted by: Easy at January 20, 2025 09:38 PM (/XF0N)
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2025 09:38 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 20, 2025 09:39 PM (paSBy)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 20, 2025 09:39 PM (qHYUz)
Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 09:39 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2025 09:39 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at January 20, 2025 09:40 PM (QSrLX)
This old thing? It's just something I saw hanging in the window.
- - -not quite Scarlet
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 09:40 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 20, 2025 09:40 PM (B6F9D)
Posted by: Braenyard"
Sign like the wind. My sweet prince.
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2025 09:40 PM (fV+MH)
__________________________
How many were actually charged with "Insurrection?"
Posted by: Orson at January 20, 2025 09:40 PM (dIske)
OSU looks invincible.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 20, 2025 09:39 PM (paSBy)
...ehhh, inevitable is more like.
Had they beaten That School Up North, then I'd say invincible.
O ... H ...
Posted by: browndog celebrating a day of days at January 20, 2025 09:40 PM (TTAGa)
8. 2nd National Anthem of Those About to Rock...We Salute You
9. Men and Women referred to as Mugs and Dames again.
10. The Guys Get Shirts
Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 20, 2025 09:36 PM (kuGw1)
11. Put lead back in solder.
12. Put Freon back in air conditioners.
13. Take ethanol out of motor fuel, and put it back in booze, where it belongs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2025 09:40 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 20, 2025 09:41 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 20, 2025 09:39 PM (qHYUz)
I seriously wonder exactly what the fck they ARE up to, because while I'm sure many are just slacking off, I'm also sure there are many others who are doing things they have no business doing...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2025 09:41 PM (NtUSo)
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at January 20, 2025 09:40 PM (QSrLX)
I sure wouldn't want to have to answer for all of her sins. All those murdered babies crying out for justice.
Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025 09:41 PM (+HzbQ)
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 09:41 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Piper at January 20, 2025 09:41 PM (QzINz)
Posted by: TN at January 20, 2025 09:41 PM (BI5O2)
This old thing? It's just something I saw hanging in the window.
- - -not quite Scarlet
Posted by: Diogenes
heh
Posted by: Miklos remembers Carol Burnett at January 20, 2025 09:41 PM (xesY+)
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at January 20, 2025 09:40 PM (QSrLX
Wow. And right after Joe awarded her the Medal of Freedom.
👀
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 09:42 PM (4tmpE)
Not a fan of country but I liked how he freaked out the left with that song.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 20, 2025 09:42 PM (qHYUz)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 20, 2025 09:42 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 20, 2025 09:36 PM (Y6IkP)
Which is exactly how I ever saw that turrible, turrible movie.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 7 of Funemployment at January 20, 2025 09:42 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 20, 2025 09:30 PM (zdLoL)
Ace would never steer us wrong.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2025 09:34 PM (8zz6B)
That's just bull.
Posted by: haffhowershower at January 20, 2025 09:42 PM (NMT5x)
If you see any of my relatives streaming, lemming-like, down from Bellevue toward Lake Washington, please do not impede them.
Posted by: RI Red at January 20, 2025 09:42 PM (ssxQz)
Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 09:39 PM (AOsQT)
It's already time for Zombie Don Meredith to sing, "Turn out the lights, the party's over"?
Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 09:42 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: bluebell
I might be but I'm not saying now.
Posted by: JackStraw
Weirdest Horde flirting
Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2025 09:42 PM (DgGvY)
This was fun. I LOLed at 3:35.
Posted by: Scarymary at January 20, 2025 09:42 PM (whIlM)
==
probably. he's been hugging it out with Michelle Obama and Barack. But no love for a Republican president; what an ass.
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 09:43 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2025 09:43 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Reforger at January 20, 2025 09:43 PM (xcIvR)
Get ready for 7 x 24 Trump because it's back.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2025 09:43 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Piper at January 20, 2025 09:41 PM (QzINz)
Well duh!
Yoga pants!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 09:43 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 20, 2025 09:30 PM (zdLoL)
Ace would never steer us wrong.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2025 09:34 PM (8zz6B)
That's just bull.
Posted by: haffhowershower at January 20, 2025 09:42 PM (NMT5x)
Way to milk it.
Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025 09:43 PM (+HzbQ)
I second the amen, RIP Vic and you are not forgotten
Posted by: extybeebum at January 20, 2025 09:44 PM (4UqBy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Use the food crops to make food, not fuel.
Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2025 09:44 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2025 09:41 PM (NtUSo)
I’m a private company you can’t fuck around all day at home. There are tasks to complete, deadlines to meet, etc. eventually if you do nothing you will be fired.
But govt work? You can’t get fired. And nobody gives a fuck if any work is done or not. So of course nobody does shit while “working” from home. They don’t do shit in the office either.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 20, 2025 09:44 PM (qHYUz)
Posted by: LASue at January 20, 2025 09:44 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 09:42 PM (aBgBM)
*slides another glass of Jim Beam over*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 7 of Funemployment at January 20, 2025 09:45 PM (Ad8y9)
👀
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 09:42 PM (4tmpE)
It freed her from the necessity of wasting oxygen.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2025 09:45 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 09:45 PM (mT+6a)
I second the amen, RIP Vic and you are not forgotten
Posted by: extybeebum at January 20, 2025 09:44 PM (4UqBy)
Amen. And I still can't believe our Tami has been gone three years. 💔
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 09:45 PM (4tmpE)
Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 09:45 PM (AOsQT)
Yoga pants!!!
Posted by: Diogenes
THEY'RE LEGGINGS!!!!
-every woman ever when you mention yoga pants
Posted by: haffhowershower at January 20, 2025 09:46 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 09:45 PM (4tmpE)
That...and Bander is gone...
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 09:46 PM (g47mK)
Oh, so now I'm like 2nd choice?
Fine.
I might be but I'm not saying now.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2025 09:38 PM
We don't kink shame here.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2025 09:46 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: browndog celebrating a day of days at January 20, 2025 09:46 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2025 09:46 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at January 20, 2025 09:40 PM (QSrLX)
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What is the sound of 100 million aborted babies clapping?
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 20, 2025 09:46 PM (B6F9D)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 09:45 PM (4tmpE)
That...and Bander is gone...
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 09:46 PM (g47mK)
I know. 😢.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 09:47 PM (4tmpE)
CNN: Trump Commutes Sentences of Far Right January 6 Insurrectionists
At least they weren’t called White Nationalists so improvement?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
Somebody else should sue them.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2025 09:47 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2025 09:47 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2025 09:47 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2025 09:47 PM (79pEw)
Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 09:47 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2025 09:47 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2025 09:41 PM (NtUSo)
satisfying head-count requirements for units
Work actually has to be done, just not efficiently
My advice is once DOGE starts extinguishing departments and whole agencies, allow the displaced workers full rights to bump anyone of lower seniority in any agency or unit for which the displaced worker has competency or required skills.
This softens the blow on senior worker bees, gives the Unions a buy in, and reduces the pension and UI benefits since it skews the compensation on firing to lower time in service and lower wage employees
Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2025 09:48 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 09:48 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2025 09:41 PM (NtUSo)
Working on those TP reports.
Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025 09:48 PM (+HzbQ)
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2025 09:48 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 09:45 PM
Why not? Give Lucy the Fink some scritches from Boston!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2025 09:48 PM (Wnv9h)
At least they weren’t called White Nationalists so improvement?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
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Somebody else should sue them.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2025 09:47 PM
Since none of them were convicted for insurrection, it does seem defamatory to label them as such.
Posted by: Bert G at January 20, 2025 09:48 PM (VARTN)
Get ready for 7 x 24 Trump because it's back.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2025 09:43 PM (LkLld)
True, JackStraw. But I have to pace myself.
I only have so many four-hour erections left.
Posted by: RI Red at January 20, 2025 09:49 PM (ssxQz)
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2025 09:47 PM (fV+MH)
Lizzo says " Hi!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 09:49 PM (4tmpE)
That's just bull.
Female cattle are real active, but to clear that hurdle would be
an udder miracle.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 20, 2025 09:49 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: runner
"Welcome to the International Leader Congratulation line for President Donald Trump. Please listen carefully, as your options have changed".
Posted by: Miklos really should be in charge of this at January 20, 2025 09:49 PM (xesY+)
Yoga pants!!!
Posted by: Diogenes
80% of people who wear yoga pants shouldn't wear yoga pants.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 09:49 PM (mT+6a)
https://txburger.com/
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2025 09:49 PM (NtUSo)
this could get out of hand, if it isn't already
Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 09:45 PM (AOsQT)
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Maybe North Dakota State would have put up a better defense.
/I say this as the cousin of the Montana State Bobcats QB ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 20, 2025 09:49 PM (B6F9D)
Posted by: Miklos really should be in charge of this at January 20, 2025 09:49 PM (xesY+)
LOL!
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 09:49 PM (g47mK)
-every woman ever when you mention yoga pants
Posted by: haffhowershower at January 20, 2025 09:46 PM (NMT5x)
Well, those ladies aren't walking out all sweaty from the Hot Leggings studio...
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 09:50 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 20, 2025 09:50 PM (kuGw1)
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at January 20, 2025 09:40 PM (QSrLX)
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What is the sound of 100 million aborted babies clapping?
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 20, 2025 09:46 PM (B6F9D)
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I hope they're meeting with her now.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2025 09:50 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 09:45 PM (mT+6a)
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Tummy Rub Tuesdays > Taco Tuesdays
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 20, 2025 09:50 PM (B6F9D)
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 09:51 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2025 09:46 PM (fV+MH)
That's only one letter removed from "unconvincing tranny"/
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2025 09:51 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2025 09:51 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 09:51 PM (4tmpE)
This was fun. I LOLed at 3:35.
Posted by: Scarymary at January 20, 2025 09:42 PM (whIlM)
I know, its great. the band is Sabaton. This was the second one done for this election. There was another that was done when he won the 1st time around. That was good too. Here-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBlYlSs2fIU
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2025 09:51 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2025 09:50 PM (JkO4W)
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Unless she had a last-minute conversion, and I hope for her sake she did, I doubt she is anywhere in their vicinity.
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2025 09:51 PM (79pEw)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 20, 2025 09:51 PM (paSBy)
Posted by: eleven
Lizzo says "Hi!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh
The devil cannot create anything; he can only corrupt what God has made.
Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2025 09:51 PM (DgGvY)
Here in CO it is -5, and dropping.
Fucking glowball warmening fookers can lick my sack. Weather does what weather does.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 7 of Funemployment at January 20, 2025 09:52 PM (Ad8y9)
Have we seen ballgown pics yet?
Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2025 09:52 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2025 09:52 PM (gWBY1)
https://txburger.com/
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I haven't been there, but there is a place in Flatonia I want to try. MAGA Trump Burger. They have a 16 oz burger called the Trump Tower, lol.
Posted by: Scarymary at January 20, 2025 09:52 PM (MZsCp)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 09:53 PM (4tmpE)
Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2025 09:52 PM (gWBY1)
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I think we are just about to!
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2025 09:53 PM (79pEw)
Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 09:53 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Deplorable Minion
What is the sound of 100 million aborted babies clapping?
Posted by: ShainS
I hope they're meeting with her now.
Posted by: Cicero
We needed to make a really really big jury box for this one.
Posted by: Saint Peter at January 20, 2025 09:53 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: RI Red at January 20, 2025 09:53 PM (ssxQz)
The fermented apples keep them fat, drunk and happy, and you don't even have to leave your porch or patio when you want to blast one.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 20, 2025 09:53 PM (fY84s)
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2025 09:54 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 20, 2025 09:54 PM (qHYUz)
Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2025 09:54 PM (FGQ5G)
Nah mizz, they're buttings. Or crackings.
Sometimes, pussings. You know this when you put them on.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 20, 2025 09:54 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2025 09:55 PM (JkO4W)
https://txburger.com/
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2025 09:49 PM (NtUSo)
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[At the bottom of the Home Page:]
"TX Burgers' hamburgers are made using Nolan Ryan Angus Beef. This All-Natural* patty lives up to the quality and taste that would surely make Mama Carter smile."
BTW, the 2022 Documentary "Facing Nolan" was fantastic ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 20, 2025 09:55 PM (B6F9D)
Posted by: Cheri "
Damn...was it that bad?
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2025 09:56 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 20, 2025 09:56 PM (JdxE1)
CNN: Trump Commutes Sentences of Far Right January 6 Insurrectionists
All, or the non violent ones? There's an antifa guy from SLC that infiltrated the event and encouraged insurrection. On camera. He's the one that got the death of Ashli Babbitt on camera and made a pretty penny from selling it.
He can keep rotting in federal prison, thank you very much.
Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2025 09:57 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 20, 2025 09:56 PM (JdxE1)
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Hard to top free-balling.
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2025 09:57 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 20, 2025 09:52 PM (MZsCp)
Flat-town Boogie, for you:
https://youtu.be/0W8Y9pHpJW0
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2025 09:57 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2025 09:58 PM (79pEw)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 7 of Funemployment at January 20, 2025 09:58 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2025 09:56 PM (fV+MH)
The tweaker down at the nearby store looks better then Cyrus.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 09:58 PM (W/lyH)
They email those to their supervisors every week.
Their "productivity" is based on whether or not those emails are timely and formatted correctly.
That's it. That's why they can "work from home" with no loss in productivity... because there is no productivity.
Dumping 99% of them would result in zero loss.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 20, 2025 09:58 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 09:58 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 09:59 PM (4tmpE)
Posted by: LizLem
As if I needed additional encouragement.
*raises glass like if I had a kilt*
Posted by: Miklos McMiklos, of the Auld and Ancient Clan McMiklos at January 20, 2025 09:59 PM (xesY+)
Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2025 09:59 PM (FGQ5G)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 09:59 PM (880eh)
posseur.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2025 09:59 PM (LkLld)
No more Superman or Batman origin stories. Ever.
Breathalizers in Congress.
Option to have 20% of your Social Security be paid out in Army surplus ammo, vehicles, and weapons. At age 40.
Make Letters of Marque Great Again
Laser Supertramp at Super Bowl halftime show
Crunchberries that don't cut up your tongue
Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 20, 2025 10:01 PM (kuGw1)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver
Ace would never steer us wrong.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
That's just bull.
Posted by: haffhowershower
Way to milk it.
Posted by: ALH is a girl
===
Boy, did he heifer!
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 10:01 PM (5LoD7)
posseur.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2025 09:59 PM (LkLld)
And take Steve Doocy, the Joe Biden of the cables, with him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 10:01 PM (4tmpE)
Posted by: RI Red at January 20, 2025 09:53 PM (ssxQz)
"Sorry to keep you waiting, complicated business..." if it's to put our country back in order he's excused.
But I'm as girlie as Jake tapper, I just wanna see the ballgowns!
Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2025 10:01 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 20, 2025 10:01 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Reforger
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Ever
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 09:59 PM (880eh)
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aside from Cliff Burton, Metallica is ass-wipe on wax paper. I fooking hate " 'tallica."
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 7 of Funemployment at January 20, 2025 10:02 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 20, 2025 10:03 PM (paSBy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Based on what became a drinking song.
Honestly, you have to be a really good singer or just drunk to actually sing that.
Mainly sing loud is my solution.
Posted by: Miklos has tried many times at January 20, 2025 10:03 PM (xesY+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 20, 2025 10:04 PM (JdxE1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 10:04 PM (4tmpE)
Posted by: Vendette at January 20, 2025 10:04 PM (YrlwH)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver
Ace would never steer us wrong.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
That's just bull.
Posted by: haffhowershower
Way to milk it.
Posted by: ALH is a girl
===
Boy, did he heifer!
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 10:01 PM (5LoD7)
***
Come on guys.
Mooooove it along now
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 10:04 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: LizLem
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Clink
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 10:04 PM (880eh)
Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2025 10:04 PM (FGQ5G)
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 10:05 PM (5LoD7)
Can't wait until the weaponized autists dig through the unredacted FBI files of her uncle. I wonder when those are officially made available.
Oliver stone actually voted for Trump, he should do a sequel to JFK with all the new info once they unredact his files .
Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2025 10:05 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver
Ace would never steer us wrong.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
That's just bull.
Posted by: haffhowershower
Way to milk it.
Posted by: ALH is a girl
===
Boy, did he heifer!
Posted by: andycanuck
*hoofs it because Nood*
Posted by: Miklos ruminantes at January 20, 2025 10:06 PM (xesY+)
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