Mouse-Eye View Cafe

Puente Nuevo in Ronda, Spain

The Owl and the Pussycat.

Dog and tiny bird are friends.

The crossing guard.

Black stag.

Horses in the snow.

White horses shredding the gnar.

For the lads: A busty lass imprints her boobs in the snow.

A dog has the zoomies. (IG)

Congress needs to finally pass a law protecting dogs' spaces from invasion by cats. #ItsAboutTime #ThisAgressionMustNotStand

Are cats curious? pic.twitter.com/L5LTpKwyZT
— Gabriele Corno (@Gabriele_Corno) January 10, 2025

Many dogs are afraid of cats pic.twitter.com/B5YAhgTWGL
— Gabriele Corno (@Gabriele_Corno) January 15, 2025

A busy day for penguins pic.twitter.com/Fs8nFxeM20
— Gabriele Corno (@Gabriele_Corno) January 14, 2025

Snow Falls in Rome, and the Eternal City become magic pic.twitter.com/PMO1hz8aIw
— Gabriele Corno (@Gabriele_Corno) January 6, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 07:40 PM

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1 St

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 15, 2025 07:40 PM (/6GbT)

2 Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat
Happy together.🐱🐶

https://tinyurl.com/59djdtsx
1 minute; doggeh and kitteh friends!

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 15, 2025 07:41 PM (5LoD7)

3 zoomies!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 15, 2025 07:41 PM (cY18j)

4 How da hell did I post an ad?

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 15, 2025 07:42 PM (/6GbT)

5 WTFudge?

Loading X videos stopped my "Post" button hit for st!!

Oh, well. At least I nooded.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 15, 2025 07:42 PM (5LoD7)

6 Let me buy you all a drink because the Horde has been amazing in their wit and humor

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2025 07:43 PM (oT+t6)

7 NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext 13h
He knew what he was doing with that smile

https://tinyurl.com/2zdwtxrc
15 seconds; doggeh

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 15, 2025 07:43 PM (5LoD7)

8 >For the lads: A busty lass imprints her boobs in the snow.

================

Gonna be one of those threads.

Posted by: davidt at January 15, 2025 07:44 PM (i0F8b)

9 My doggeh was afraid of my two old (RIP) tomcats. They were not kind to him. He tolerates fearless tortie. She thinks he's great.

Posted by: Scarymary at January 15, 2025 07:45 PM (whIlM)

10 4 How da hell did I post an ad?
Posted by: A dude in MI
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The embedded videos do strange things under the midnight sun!

[Not the blog's or Pixy's fault.]

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 15, 2025 07:46 PM (5LoD7)

11 Husband, son and I visited Ronda years ago and walked across that bridge.

Wonderful memory.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2025 07:47 PM (4tmpE)

12 Snow Titties!

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2025 07:47 PM (snN/i)

13 I'd rather deal with a biting dog than a pissed off cat

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2025 07:47 PM (oT+t6)

14 I wonder how many bicycle couriers have gone over the side?

Posted by: DaveA at January 15, 2025 07:47 PM (FhXTo)

15 A busy day for penguins pic.twitter.com/Fs8nFxeM20

— Gabriele Corno (@Gabriele_Corno) January 14, 2025

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yes!

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2025 07:48 PM (g47mK)

16 Flavian Dynasty, AD 69 to AD 96.

John Galt lives.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at January 15, 2025 07:48 PM (moA/t)

17 For the lads: A busty lass imprints her boobs in the snow.
================
Gonna be one of those threads.
Posted by: davidt

Snow-imprint boobies > photocopier boobies.

Posted by: mikeski at January 15, 2025 07:49 PM (DgGvY)

18 Have we discussed the Bee's new LAFD video? Must watch until the very end.

https://tinyurl.com/4x86nmhr

Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2025 07:50 PM (79pEw)

19 Congress needs to finally pass a law protecting dogs' spaces from invasion by cats.

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Miss Bondi, will you commit to upholding the law protecting dogs' spaces from invasion by cats ?!!!???!

YES OR NO??!!

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2025 07:50 PM (g47mK)

20 Zoomie dog looks like a whippet.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 15, 2025 07:50 PM (Y6IkP)

21 thank you for that snow print one, ace!

that's at least as cool, maybe even better than writing your name

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 15, 2025 07:51 PM (cY18j)

22 A busy day for penguins

Anyone else got an urge to drop a quarter in a Frogger game now?

Posted by: mikeski at January 15, 2025 07:51 PM (DgGvY)

23 thank you, BH!

*clink*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 15, 2025 07:51 PM (cY18j)

24 For the lads: A busty lass imprints her boobs in the snow.
================
Gonna be one of those threads.
Posted by: davidt

Snow-imprint boobies > photocopier boobies.
Posted by: mikeski

Has she held that posture any longer, the imprints would have been extended all the way across the table.

You know why.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2025 07:52 PM (WXNFJ)

25 A late Art Thread? Boobs. And dogs.

Dogs scared of cats video, so cute! Thanks.

Posted by: L - When do we hit rock bottom? at January 15, 2025 07:53 PM (NFX2v)

26 sock_rat, cheers

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2025 07:53 PM (oT+t6)

27 The snow imprints of her tits could very well look the same as her ass imprint. Let’s just say she was a sturdy girl.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 15, 2025 07:53 PM (D6PGr)

28 What time is Joe supposed to tell us how great the last four years have been? I'm guessing they're getting him super juiced one last time. Hope his nasty old heart holds out. 🙄

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2025 07:53 PM (4tmpE)

29
Mars is at opposition tonight, and thus will transit at about local solar midnight. It will also be the brightest.

I thought peak brightness would occur at perigee, which was a few days ago, but there is higher order optical effect, dubbed "opposition surge" that comes into play and makes tonight the brightest.

That effect is relatively small, but tonight is the brightest by a smidge.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 15, 2025 07:53 PM (w6EFb)

30 OSINTdefender @sentdefender 4h
One Dead and several Injured in the Dahieh Suburb of Southern Beirut, after being struck earlier by Celebratory Gunfire.

https://tinyurl.com/3frw2fnx
9 seconds; censored from X but available at the link; not bloody at all.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 15, 2025 07:55 PM (5LoD7)

31 Jane D'oh, I have a bet on one more aneurysm.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2025 07:56 PM (oT+t6)

32 Puente Nuevo in Ronda, Spain

Wow. I hate to ask what happened to the Old bridge.

Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2025 07:57 PM (wnZ8w)

33 Mars is at opposition tonight, and thus will transit at about local solar midnight. It will also be the brightest.
I thought peak brightness would occur at perigee, which was a few days ago, but there is higher order optical effect, dubbed "opposition surge" that comes into play and makes tonight the brightest.
That effect is relatively small, but tonight is the brightest by a smidge.
Posted by: publius

Thank you, space expert.

https://youtu.be/zMdI-ooLwCI

Posted by: mikeski just wanted to use the song title at January 15, 2025 07:58 PM (DgGvY)

34 Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson 4h
LEAKED VIDEO: Senator Adam Schiff falls asleep LIVE at Pam Bondi hearing in latest humiliation for the state of California
😴
Ivan Raiklin
Jan 15, 2025 · 8:16 PM UTC

Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson 4h
Thank you @IvanRaiklin for video

The fact that Pam was talking about “sleeper cells” in America here is a *chef kiss*

https://tinyurl.com/y4h945p7
34 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 15, 2025 07:58 PM (5LoD7)

35 Jane D'oh, I have a bet on one more aneurysm.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2025 07:56 PM (oT+t6

**clink**

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2025 07:59 PM (4tmpE)

36
Who's watching Joe's Farewell Address? Is he going to turn it all over to Kammie for a few days?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 15, 2025 08:00 PM (dxSpM)

37 Those penguins are practicing their techniques for avoiding radar detection in preparation for invading the continental U.S.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 15, 2025 08:00 PM (BpYfr)

38 >>>Driver slows down to watch as crow ~~helps~~ pecks scared hedgehog cross the road

FIFY

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 15, 2025 08:00 PM (klJTj)

39 The last dog in the afraid of cats video wasn't afraid, I think he wanted to get the kitty. He was shaking with anticipation.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 15, 2025 08:01 PM (otXbF)

40 Ronda factoid: when Muslims conquered the city, they forced their Christian slaves to carry water from the river below the bridge, a grueling trip down and back up many times a day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2025 08:01 PM (4tmpE)

41 Here's Joey!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2025 08:02 PM (63Dwl)

42 Ol' Joe's up.

Posted by: lizabth at January 15, 2025 08:02 PM (Jfw7U)

43 Joe is going to tell us how we should be!

Posted by: lizabth at January 15, 2025 08:03 PM (Jfw7U)

44 Heeeer's Joey.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2025 08:03 PM (4tmpE)

45 Puente Nuevo in Ronda, Spain

Wow. I hate to ask what happened to the Old bridge.
Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2025 07:57 PM (wnZ8w)

The old bridge was a rope suspension bridge, ala The Man Who Would Be King. It made the 1940s Tacoma Narrows bridge (Galloping Gertie) seem quite stable in comparison.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 15, 2025 08:03 PM (Aqu9a)

46
Joe was signing something (some crap which Trump will immediately reverse), and hell, didn't even know what he was signing, and said "you'll fill in the dates, won't you?"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 15, 2025 08:03 PM (w6EFb)

47 Jeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2025 08:03 PM (4tmpE)

48
Sad day in my area. A Brazoria County deputy was shot and killed serving a warrant in Houston. Hours later, Rocky, a police K9, was shot after finding the perp in a dumpster. He is being treated at a veterinary hospital.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 15, 2025 08:04 PM (dxSpM)

49 Heeeer's Joey.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2025 08:03 PM (4tmpE)
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I think I should get a "B+" for NOT watching it...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 15, 2025 08:04 PM (BpYfr)

50
Let me know if he does a Budd Dwyer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 15, 2025 08:04 PM (dxSpM)

51 What to do?
What to do?
Listen to Biden or take a long leisurely dump?
Decisions...Decisions.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2025 08:04 PM (W/lyH)

52 I see Big Penguin is utilizing AI for their propaganda campaigns now.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 15, 2025 08:04 PM (a3Q+t)

53 Steel...human bondage...

Did Obama write this?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2025 08:04 PM (4tmpE)

54 One of the last opportunities to say Fuck Joe Biden.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2025 08:05 PM (oT+t6)

55 I'm watching to see if he finally keels over. 🍿🍿

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2025 08:05 PM (4tmpE)

56
Bondage? It's good we're seeing the back of this administration.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 15, 2025 08:06 PM (dxSpM)

57 Let me open by not praising an American-designed structure but a structure designed by a Frenchman!

What a loser.

Posted by: Gref at January 15, 2025 08:06 PM (aBgBM)

58 He tells us he's been in "the center of all of this" for 50 years.

🙄🙄

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2025 08:06 PM (4tmpE)

59 Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced it all and I stood tall
And did it my way

Posted by: President Mush Brain at January 15, 2025 08:07 PM (Aqu9a)

60 Praising Kamala. 🍿🍿

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2025 08:07 PM (4tmpE)

61 I'm watching to see if he finally keels over. 🍿🍿
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2025 08:05 PM (4tmpE)

so Kramola can become Precedent for 72 hours? Noooooo!!

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2025 08:07 PM (g47mK)

62 Biden just go away and do not go away mad...

You F88King suck and your family sucks..

You are the worst President in American history and even worse than Obama and You are a Traitor !!!!

I wish you bad health and an unhappy life you lying sack of Shit that never told the truth and is a Commie Bastard !!!

Posted by: Buster Hymadd at January 15, 2025 08:07 PM (A2iSa)

63 He's such an incredible liar. 50 years of practice, I guess.

Posted by: lizabth at January 15, 2025 08:07 PM (Jfw7U)

64 For the lads: A busty lass imprints her boobs in the snow.

J'approuve.

Posted by: Sir Mix A Lot at January 15, 2025 08:07 PM (a3Q+t)

65 Fuck Joe Biden. With a rusty tree saw.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 15, 2025 08:07 PM (dR6yv)

66 I think he said, "We might all be crazy."

Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom? at January 15, 2025 08:08 PM (NFX2v)

67 I don't think that last dog in the video was afraid of the cat. I've seen my dog shake like that when she sees another animal through the window. Agitated, yes, but not afraid.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 15, 2025 08:08 PM (OGOaV)

68 He's reached peek slurring.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2025 08:08 PM (4tmpE)

69 Once he admits that he's using the Eiffel Tower to prop him up during this speech, I might watch some clips.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 15, 2025 08:08 PM (VNX3d)

70 Pam Bondage?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2025 08:08 PM (63Dwl)

71 I am the greatest President evah!

Posted by: Gref at January 15, 2025 08:08 PM (aBgBM)

72 Snow in Rome, now that is some QUALITY Globull Warmering!

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 15, 2025 08:08 PM (QAkQ3)

73 It is often difficult to determine whether the penguin is coming or going. The mindless journeys to and fro are reflective of it's demented state of mind, caused by the numerous diseases and parasites carried by this meandering mephitic menace.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at January 15, 2025 08:08 PM (vFG9F)

74 Are cats curious?
===
I think someone put some of the 'nip on/near the camera lens.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 15, 2025 08:08 PM (5LoD7)

75 Oh boy...the seeds are planted! Get out the round-up, quick!

Posted by: lizabth at January 15, 2025 08:08 PM (Jfw7U)

76 Something tells me that this "speech" is not going to achieve the historical significance of Washington's farewell address...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 15, 2025 08:09 PM (BpYfr)

77 Crime is at a 50 year low. 🍿🍿

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2025 08:09 PM (4tmpE)

78 Did I hear him say our duty is to IMPOSE democracy?

Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 15, 2025 08:09 PM (qwvl1)

79 I am the greatest President evah!
Posted by: Gref at January 15, 2025 08:08 PM (aBgBM)

Thank you! That reminds me of the old church song, "How Great I Art."

Posted by: President Mush Brain at January 15, 2025 08:09 PM (Aqu9a)

80 Sounds like a conspiracy theorist now.

Posted by: lizabth at January 15, 2025 08:09 PM (Jfw7U)

81 I honestly do not know how some of y'all can even watch the booshit TV politics.

My BP spikes just reading second-hand accounts of it here.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 2 of Funemployment at January 15, 2025 08:10 PM (Ad8y9)

82 I think someone put some of the 'nip on/near the camera lens.
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 15, 2025 08:08 PM (5LoD7)

On the patio table, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2025 08:10 PM (8zz6B)

83 He wants to warn us of some things. Oligarchy!

** drink **

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2025 08:10 PM (4tmpE)

84 Methinks to imprint would be painful. Hard pass.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 15, 2025 08:10 PM (ftFVW)

85 Scranton Joe vs Elon, I guess.

Posted by: lizabth at January 15, 2025 08:10 PM (Jfw7U)

86 Thank you! That reminds me of the old church song, "How Great I Art."
Posted by: President Mush Brain at January 15, 2025 08:09 PM (Aqu9a)
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I thought that was BHO's anthem...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 15, 2025 08:10 PM (BpYfr)

87 Lordy, help your liver if you take a drink with every lie

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2025 08:10 PM (oT+t6)

88 CLIMATE CHANGE!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2025 08:11 PM (63Dwl)

89 I’ve never watched a full speech by Joe and I’m certainly not about to start now!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2025 08:11 PM (7MHHr)

90 Hey Joey, You got Girlfriend in Havana.

If not I can fix you up with a Babe just as good as Kumala..
She love you long time too, Joe !!!!

Posted by: Ghost of Chi Guevara at January 15, 2025 08:11 PM (A2iSa)

91 He wants to warn us of some things. Oligarchy!

** drink **
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2025 08:10 PM (4tmpE)
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Better pace yourself or you might not make it all the way through his speech...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 15, 2025 08:11 PM (BpYfr)

92 Just shit the fuck up and go away. What a piece of shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 15, 2025 08:11 PM (dR6yv)

93 Pay your fair share of taxes!!!

Climate change!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2025 08:11 PM (4tmpE)

94 Powerful forces = we the voters.
Ha, too bad Joe. You LOST.

Posted by: lizabth at January 15, 2025 08:11 PM (Jfw7U)

95 Shut

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 15, 2025 08:12 PM (dR6yv)

96 Seeds, healthcare, Ukraine.

You'll be asked those 3 words at the end of his talk to see if you have dementia.

Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom? at January 15, 2025 08:12 PM (NFX2v)

97 Here you go:

Breaking911 @Breaking911 Jan 15
EMBARRASSMENT: After half a century in politics, Joe has forgotten how to sign a bill into law

“I gotta fill this in?”

“You’ll fill in the dates here, guys?”

https://tinyurl.com/mwcncxbr
27 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 15, 2025 08:12 PM (5LoD7)

98 Trump should buy one of Lil' Hunty's smeared turd paintings from his old landlord, and replace Brandon's WH portrait with it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2025 08:12 PM (BI5O2)

99 I’ve never watched a full speech by Joe and I’m certainly not about to start now!
Posted by: Tom Servo

He'll probably trail off in a lost thought, so...

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 15, 2025 08:12 PM (ftFVW)

100 His eyes are little slits.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2025 08:12 PM (4tmpE)

101 Misinformation and disinformation. This is an elegy (slurred though it is) for the legacy media.

Posted by: lizabth at January 15, 2025 08:13 PM (Jfw7U)

102 Busty lass: It is a shame that such monuments to American culture shall be lost when TikTok gets shut down.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 15, 2025 08:13 PM (oCQp3)

103 2024 Election Results are in and the final count is...

Biden and Harris Fu**king Suck Commie dick !!!!

Posted by: timmy boy at January 15, 2025 08:13 PM (G/z2K)

104 She Hobbit, hi, hon. How's that BruceWayne guy?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2025 08:13 PM (oT+t6)

105 Breaking911 @Breaking911 12h
FIVE DAYS 🇺🇸
Jan 15, 2025 · 12:27 PM UTC

https://tinyurl.com/6uvtm2m6
15 seconds; fun video edit.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 15, 2025 08:13 PM (5LoD7)

106 "Arrrificial intelligence"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2025 08:14 PM (4tmpE)

107 Come on, Joe. Bring up trans.

Posted by: lizabth at January 15, 2025 08:14 PM (Jfw7U)

108 What's with the Dangers?

Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom? at January 15, 2025 08:14 PM (NFX2v)

109
Daily Mail thinks Barky and Big Mike are headed for divorce.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 15, 2025 08:14 PM (w6EFb)

110 Do you realize that Trump is the only one who's kept a woman from being President? Twice!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 15, 2025 08:14 PM (a3Q+t)

111 Get the hook. I

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 15, 2025 08:15 PM (dR6yv)

112 I think someone put some of the 'nip on/near the camera lens.
Posted by: andycanuck

On the patio table, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
===
Thread winnah!

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 15, 2025 08:15 PM (5LoD7)

113 How much campaign cash did Kamala rake in? Whoopsie, Joe.

Posted by: lizabth at January 15, 2025 08:15 PM (Jfw7U)

114 This is far worse than Carter's malaise speech.

He is talking fear and hatred. Standard FJB speech-ifying. What a loser.

Posted by: Gref at January 15, 2025 08:15 PM (aBgBM)

115 Crime is at a 50 year low. 🍿🍿
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Might fool 1 or 2 rubes. Everyone here knows its because the crime-ridden cities don't report shit to the FIB anymore.

Posted by: mikeski at January 15, 2025 08:15 PM (DgGvY)

116 Hey Joey, You got Girlfriend in Havana.

Karen Bass!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 15, 2025 08:15 PM (qQApd)

117 Fair shot!

Posted by: lizabth at January 15, 2025 08:15 PM (Jfw7U)

118 I hate Delaware and we will trade Biden/Delaware to Denmark for Greenland !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: timmy boy at January 15, 2025 08:15 PM (G/z2K)

119 "His eyes are little slits.
Posted by: Jane D'oh "

Like Hank Hill's dad's evil twin.

Posted by: eleven at January 15, 2025 08:15 PM (fV+MH)

120 So is this guy legit or just talking out his ass about how to abolish the IRS?

https://t.ly/RUIbk

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 15, 2025 08:15 PM (lUFok)

121 Hi, Ben Had! *big wave*

BruceWayne is in school and exam recovery, hahaha. Passed, so he'll be getting busy soon.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 15, 2025 08:16 PM (ftFVW)

122 He struggling to get digs in about Trump.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2025 08:16 PM (4tmpE)

123 Emerson impressively round snow imprints.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 15, 2025 08:16 PM (Aqu9a)

124 @114...you nailed it.

Posted by: lizabth at January 15, 2025 08:16 PM (Jfw7U)

125 "Arrrificial intelligence"
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Is that what you get when you pirate ChatGPT?

Posted by: mikeski at January 15, 2025 08:16 PM (DgGvY)

126 **whispering**

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2025 08:16 PM (4tmpE)

127 Trump is a woman beater.

Posted by: eleven at January 15, 2025 08:17 PM (fV+MH)

128 She Hobbit, give him a hug from me and one for you too

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2025 08:17 PM (oT+t6)

129 He was only scheduled for 15 minutes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2025 08:17 PM (63Dwl)

130 I'll bet Hunter has coke stashed in a compartment in the Resolute.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2025 08:17 PM (4tmpE)

131 I hope Trump's first official business will be starting the pardons for J6 people right at 12:01pm

Posted by: Max Power at January 15, 2025 08:17 PM (q177U)

132 How does one sum up 30 years of job experience into a one- or two-page resume? Gotta keep my cover letter succinct. Sorely tempted to do the "so there I was, minding my own business.." thing. I got skills, dammit.

I am certain of one thing: We are getting the fuck out of fucking Colorado.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 2 of Funemployment at January 15, 2025 08:17 PM (Ad8y9)

133 He was only scheduled for 15 minutes.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Then the sanity pills wear off?

Posted by: mikeski at January 15, 2025 08:17 PM (DgGvY)

134 Evenin’, All.

Or did I use that one already?

Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2025 08:17 PM (77rzZ)

135 He's listing all the horrible crap he would have tried to implement in a second term.

Posted by: Gref at January 15, 2025 08:17 PM (aBgBM)

136 Busty lass: It is a shame that such monuments to American culture shall be lost when TikTok gets shut down.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 15, 2025 08:13 PM (oCQp3)

Like tears in the rain.

Posted by: Roy Batty at January 15, 2025 08:18 PM (Aqu9a)

137 Like Hank Hill's dad's evil twin.
Posted by: eleven

And belligerent tonight? I know he won't be as coherent as Cotton Hill.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 15, 2025 08:18 PM (ftFVW)

138 He is focused on the Statue of Liberty for some reason.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2025 08:18 PM (4tmpE)

139 His eyes are little slits.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
----

I can't see him without thinking of Walter:

t.ly/hL8nI

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2025 08:18 PM (XeU6L)

140 Pug Texas wants you .

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2025 08:18 PM (oT+t6)

141 And in closing I have decided became a Trannie-Woman and to be called Josephine and plan on marrying Big Mike after the Obama divorce.

I need Big Mikes 10" Manhood up my ass so I can feel all the pain I have given you people over the past four years.

Posted by: Joey Shit-Stain Biden at January 15, 2025 08:19 PM (CP2il)

142 What? Yodels?

Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom? at January 15, 2025 08:19 PM (NFX2v)

143 Kamala and Doug have become like family. 🙄🙄

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2025 08:19 PM (4tmpE)

144 No GoFundMe for Joe....?

Posted by: Stateless at January 15, 2025 08:19 PM (jvJvP)

145 I want a Trump rebut. Guess we'll get that Monday. And it will be glorious!

Posted by: lizabth at January 15, 2025 08:19 PM (Jfw7U)

146 138 He is focused on the Statue of Liberty for some reason.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2025 08:18 PM (4tmpE)

He's fantasized about sniffing Lady Liberty's hair for 75 years.

Posted by: Gref at January 15, 2025 08:19 PM (aBgBM)

147 France wants it back?

Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom? at January 15, 2025 08:20 PM (NFX2v)

148
How does one sum up 30 years of job experience into a one- or two-page resume?

_________

That wasn't my doing
I have an alibi!
It was the other guy's responsibility
I only made that mistake once

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 15, 2025 08:20 PM (dxSpM)

149 "May God protect the troops." 😡😡😡😡

Like the ones in A-Stan?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2025 08:20 PM (4tmpE)

150 Like Hank Hill's dad's evil twin.

Posted by: eleven

"I been here fitty years."

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at January 15, 2025 08:20 PM (4DY5T)

151 I guess we're supposed to be all ashamed about betraying the Statue of Liberty.

Nah dog.

Posted by: eleven at January 15, 2025 08:20 PM (fV+MH)

152 Four more years!!!

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 15, 2025 08:21 PM (NUdiI)

153 How does one sum up 30 years of job experience into a one- or two-page resume? Gotta keep my cover letter succinct. Sorely tempted to do the "so there I was, minding my own business.." thing. I got skills, dammit.

I am certain of one thing: We are getting the fuck out of fucking Colorado.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 2 of Funemployment at January 15, 2025 08:17 PM (Ad8y9)

You are in the land survey biz, right? There is a metric fuckton of residential building going on right now here in the East Valley, Queen Creek and San Tan village, Florence, etc. I have a spare room if you want to come out here to go job-hunting.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2025 08:21 PM (8zz6B)

154 I do hope he steps down for Kamala. That would be her final humiliation and it would enrage every living female Democrat politician.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2025 08:21 PM (BI5O2)

155 He never said Biden-Harris Administration. I am not surprised.

Posted by: Gref at January 15, 2025 08:21 PM (aBgBM)

156 Trump's first order business should be the drug dogs in the WH followed by total rug replacement and total WH fumigation...

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 15, 2025 08:21 PM (qTDvI)

157 France wants it back?

It's just the new French, so they can put a veil on it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 15, 2025 08:22 PM (lUFok)

158 Our long national nightmare is nearly over.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2025 08:22 PM (LkLld)

159 He is focused on the Statue of Liberty for some reason.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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An icon, for sure, and I hold it in great regard, however, it should be pointed out that it was originally designed for the Suez canal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2025 08:22 PM (XeU6L)

160 She Hobbit, give him a hug from me and one for you too
Posted by: Ben Had

Will do, and hugs to you, too!

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 15, 2025 08:22 PM (ftFVW)

161 Bye, Joey. Now you and your tacky wife pack up and get the hell out of our White House. Tell Jill Melania won't miss the shower curtains and tablecloths.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2025 08:22 PM (4tmpE)

162 Nice place. I wonder how far around when the bridge is out.

Posted by: From about That Time at January 15, 2025 08:23 PM (U+vhE)

163 Cool photo and an incredible bridge. Cars, airplanes, computers, medical breakthroughs - the modern world is incredible but we've lost the capacity or ability to build a bridge like that. Or government would spend $5 billion on it and it would look like shit.

Posted by: James Varney at January 15, 2025 08:24 PM (BFhXu)

164 I was washing my hair and missed Joe's farewell address. Was it as good as George Washington's?

Posted by: Scarymary at January 15, 2025 08:24 PM (whIlM)

165 Any boob dare is a good dare. Well done Babe.

Posted by: From about That Time at January 15, 2025 08:24 PM (U+vhE)

166 Big Mike won’t be attending the inauguration.

He probably has some manscaping to do.

Video at the link.

https://tinyurl.com/mvsxs7y2

Posted by: Vengeance at January 15, 2025 08:24 PM (PfQ8e)

167 Pug Texas wants you .
Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2025 08:18 PM (oT+t6)

definitely on our list. Mrs. Mahon was pleasantly surprised when we visited a couple years ago.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 2 of Funemployment at January 15, 2025 08:24 PM (Ad8y9)

168 The moon is spectacular!!! Not high in the sky, I see it through the kitchen window.

Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom? at January 15, 2025 08:25 PM (NFX2v)

169 I am certain of one thing: We are getting the fuck out of fucking Colorado.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 2 of Funemployment at January 15, 2025

Hell yeeeeah, buddy! Good for you! You won't regret it.

Just a couple weeks ago I had one of those horrible nightmares where you shoot bolt upright clutching your chest.

In the nightmare, I had just woken up and went to open the blinds in the dining room like always. But when I did, my house was back at my place in Northglenn. Aaaaaaah!!!!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2025 08:25 PM (BI5O2)

170 Sign on the Naval Observatory Gate.....

$50 BJ's.... Sale ends on 20 January at Noon....

Posted by: Jack Mehoff at January 15, 2025 08:25 PM (l8kJx)

171 143 Kamala and Doug have become like family.

Joe molested them in the shower?

Posted by: the guy who says no homo at January 15, 2025 08:25 PM (gKWVE)

172 I hope I never hear his voice again.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 15, 2025 08:25 PM (dg+HA)

173 I hope Trump remembers to change all the toilet seats.

And the mattresses.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 15, 2025 08:25 PM (O/0Np)

174 Someday man will walk on the moon.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 15, 2025 08:26 PM (NUdiI)

175 Cool photo and an incredible bridge. Cars, airplanes, computers, medical breakthroughs - the modern world is incredible but we've lost the capacity or ability to build a bridge like that. Or government would spend $5 billion on it and it would look like shit.
Posted by: James Varney
------

We could handle this.

Posted by: Florida International University at January 15, 2025 08:26 PM (XeU6L)

176 The moon is spectacular!!! Not high in the sky, I see it through the kitchen window.
Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom? at January 15, 2025 08:25 PM (NFX2v)

It was beautiful early this morning when I opened the bedroom blinds.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2025 08:26 PM (4tmpE)

177 you know, as sockfails go, i can live with it

Posted by: gKWVE at January 15, 2025 08:26 PM (gKWVE)

178 Sign on the Naval Observatory Gate.....

$50 BJ's.... Sale ends on 20 January at Noon....
Posted by: Jack Mehoff

Fucking inflation.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 15, 2025 08:26 PM (ftFVW)

179 You are in the land survey biz, right? There is a metric fuckton of residential building going on right now here in the East Valley, Queen Creek and San Tan village, Florence, etc. I have a spare room if you want to come out here to go job-hunting.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2025 08:21 PM (8zz6B)

Heh. Ironically, the company that just let me go is based in Mesa. So, yeah, prolly not. We are looking north.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 2 of Funemployment at January 15, 2025 08:27 PM (Ad8y9)

180 Doug romps with Ashley, Hunter watches.

Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom? at January 15, 2025 08:27 PM (NFX2v)

181 Thanks for the Medal of Freedom, Joe!

--- George Soros

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2025 08:27 PM (4tmpE)

182 Time to totally rip out all the things in WH and replace immediately.

Also clean the Shit Stains oof the Steps...

Posted by: Jack Mehoff at January 15, 2025 08:27 PM (7uGna)

183 Is he going to leave via train?

Posted by: NUdiI at January 15, 2025 08:28 PM (NUdiI)

184 Snow Globes!!!

Posted by: Orson at January 15, 2025 08:28 PM (dIske)

185 What’s going on? I guess Biden is speaking, or something? Why is anyone, let alone the Horde, listening to what the First Rutabaga has to say?

Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2025 08:28 PM (77rzZ)

186 156 Trump's first order business should be the drug dogs in the WH followed by total rug replacement and total WH fumigation...

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 15, 2025 08:21 PM (qTDvI)

Drug sniffing dogs is a great idea. The outrage would be spectacular.

Posted by: davidt at January 15, 2025 08:29 PM (i0F8b)

187 Kamala and Doug have become like family.

Posted by: the guy who says no homo

Just like his granddaughter, never to be acknowledged.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 15, 2025 08:29 PM (VwGj+)

188 Trump needs to have his own private security team go over every inch of the White House for hidden cameras and drugs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2025 08:29 PM (4tmpE)

189 BRB. Sepultura, Amen, live recording.

Ow! My neck!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 2 of Funemployment at January 15, 2025 08:29 PM (Ad8y9)

190 Four more days.

Posted by: (NUdiI) at January 15, 2025 08:30 PM (NUdiI)

191 Then the beautiful moon is a gift surpassing many other of today's events.

Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom? at January 15, 2025 08:31 PM (NFX2v)

192 Spent seven nights in Rome with my son last spring. Seven months wouldn't be enough.

Posted by: javems at January 15, 2025 08:31 PM (8I4hW)

193 >Just like his granddaughter, never to be acknowledged.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 15, 2025 08:29 PM (VwGj+)

PopPop says now we can go to Disneyworld!

Posted by: Little Navy Roberts Biden in Arkansas at January 15, 2025 08:31 PM (whIlM)

194 Dan Bongino is very concerned about Trump's safety at the inauguration.

I've been praying every day for his safety. I do not trust the secret service or FBI.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2025 08:31 PM (4tmpE)

195 >>>Joe molested them in the shower?
Posted by: the guy who says no homo at January 15, 2025 08:25 PM (gKWVE)

LOL!!!

Posted by: Max Power at January 15, 2025 08:32 PM (q177U)

196 Busty lass: It is a shame that such monuments to American culture shall be lost when TikTok gets shut down.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

Nah, we got it all

Posted by: Joe, Bob's supervisor, NSA at January 15, 2025 08:33 PM (cPGH3)

197 Secret Service needs to be kept out of rifle range of Trump. They won't leave it to some rando lunatic on their next attempt.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2025 08:33 PM (BI5O2)

198 Drug sniffing dogs is a great idea. The outrage would be spectacular.
Posted by: davidt at January 15, 2025 08:29 PM (i0F8b)

RIP to the dogs.. probably OD

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 15, 2025 08:34 PM (/6GbT)

199 Trump needs to have his own private security team go over every inch of the White House for hidden cameras and drugs.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2025 08:29 PM (4tmpE)
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They also need to replace every single piece of computer hardware (desktops, laptops, servers, etc.).

No telling what malware or spyware has been inserted on to those devices by the Deep State.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 15, 2025 08:34 PM (BpYfr)

200 Jill, Hunter, Kamala and Doug were sitting in the Oval Office.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2025 08:34 PM (4tmpE)

201
Why is anyone, let alone the Horde, listening to what the First Rutabaga has to say?
Posted by: Bulg

Why do people slow down to gawk at a car wreck?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2025 08:35 PM (63Dwl)

202 Beware of Doug.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 15, 2025 08:35 PM (NUdiI)

203 I'm sure drug sniffing dogs would freak out in the WH. I bet that place is splattered with at least half a century worth of dope remnants.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2025 08:35 PM (BI5O2)

204 Drug sniffing dogs is a great idea. The outrage would be spectacular.
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And electronic spy devices 'sniffers' [doggeh and electronic] too.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 15, 2025 08:36 PM (5LoD7)

205
Why do people slow down to gawk at a car wreck?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2025 08:35 PM (63Dwl)

________

Why do people visit the monkey house at the zoo?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 15, 2025 08:37 PM (dxSpM)

206 Hunter will probably do a few lines on the Resolute desk for old times sake.

What a trashy family.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2025 08:37 PM (4tmpE)

207 A significant milestone for the Biden junta occurred today, remarkably unremarked upon here at the HQ.

Karine Jean-Pierre gave her 306th and final briefing, also noting that this was the junta's 537th press briefing. She spent several minutes at the briefing thanking her colleagues, her family and the president.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 15, 2025 08:38 PM (a3Q+t)

208 Why do people slow down to gawk at a car wreck?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Know what? It's not just a human phenomena. If an injured deer starts caterwauling, (being spined, but not killed, e.g.) every dear within hearing distance shows up to see what happened.

Posted by: MkY at January 15, 2025 08:38 PM (cPGH3)

209 "Israel and the United States are coordinating an extensive sanctions plan targeting judges and officials of the International Criminal Court (ICC) in response to the issuance of arrest warrants against Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and former Defense Minister Yoav Gallant. Sanctions are set to take effect on January 20, President-elect Donald Trump's first day back in office."

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2025 08:38 PM (g47mK)

210 FYI - If anyone is coming for the inauguration, plan on it being Siberian weather. DC may get 1-3 inches of snow Sunday and then a paralyzing cold (with lows of 7F and a high of 25F) come in for Monday (and Tuesday)...

So, bring snow tires, shovels, parkas, and artificial hand and feet warmers if you're gonna brave Monday (or even the Sunday rally)...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 15, 2025 08:38 PM (exHjb)

211 Why do people slow down to gawk at a car wreck?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2025 08:35 PM (63Dwl)

I slow down because the cars ahead have done so, but also I don't want to run over medics and cops.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 2 of Funemployment at January 15, 2025 08:39 PM (Ad8y9)

212 I hope the sanctions fall upon Amal Clooney who played "key role in decision on war crimes charges ". FUgly bitch.

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2025 08:39 PM (g47mK)

213 In California fire news, Hunter Biden is reporting the loss of 200 or more of his artworks, valued in the millions of dollars.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 15, 2025 08:40 PM (a3Q+t)

214 So, bring snow tires, shovels, parkas, and artificial hand and feet warmers if you're gonna brave Monday (or even the Sunday rally)...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 15, 2025 08:38 PM (exHjb)

What are these snow tires you speak of?

Posted by: Scarymary at January 15, 2025 08:41 PM (whIlM)

215 In California fire news, Hunter Biden is reporting the loss of 200 or more of his artworks, valued in the millions of dollars.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 15, 2025 08:40 PM (a3Q+t)

Daddy won't be able to pardon him for insurance fraud.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2025 08:41 PM (4tmpE)

216 In California fire news, Hunter Biden is reporting the loss of 200 or more of his artworks, valued in the millions of dollars.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 15, 2025 08:40 PM (a3Q+t)

Just buy him a box of Ex-Lax, and tell him to run off some copies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2025 08:41 PM (8zz6B)

217 Beware of Doug.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 15, 2025 08:35 PM (NUdiI)

I knew a guy named Doug. He had a big framed copy of that Gary Larson cartoon on his wall. That's when I knew that Doug was cool.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 2 of Funemployment at January 15, 2025 08:42 PM (Ad8y9)

218 BNO News Live @BNODesk 6h
Reporter: "Who does the history books credit for this, Mr. President, you or Trump?"

Biden: "Is that a joke?"

https://tinyurl.com/yrxxxeb7
13 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 15, 2025 08:42 PM (5LoD7)

219 Snow tires are on the shelf next to the unobtainium.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 15, 2025 08:42 PM (NUdiI)

220 Kamala and Doug have become like family.

Yeah, I getcha, Joe. I can't stand most of my family either.

Posted by: Magic 8 Ball at January 15, 2025 08:42 PM (/y8xj)

221 /sock

Posted by: Oddbob at January 15, 2025 08:43 PM (/y8xj)

222 In California fire news, Hunter Biden is reporting the loss of 200 or more of his artworks, valued in the millions of dollars.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 15, 2025 08:40 PM (a3Q+t)
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How is he going to pay his rent???

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 15, 2025 08:43 PM (BpYfr)

223 Israel never seems to learn a simple lesson. Don’t take prisoners. Because those prisoners will inevitably go back in some hostage exchange. Kill all the fuckers when you have the chance.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 15, 2025 08:44 PM (9Xmht)

224 Why do people slow down to gawk at a car wreck?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

To yell, "Hey! You can't park there!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2025 08:45 PM (WXNFJ)

225 Hunter Biden is reporting the loss of 200 or more of his artworks, valued in the millions of dollars.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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An amalgram of hubris and fraud...well...and bad taste.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2025 08:45 PM (XeU6L)

226 "valued in the millions of dollars."

By who? I need them to take a look at my genuine painting of Billy Carter's horse.

Posted by: fd at January 15, 2025 08:45 PM (vFG9F)

227 So know Hunter has moved on to insurance fraud.

Posted by: eleven at January 15, 2025 08:45 PM (fV+MH)

228 All of Hunter’s precious art lost like tears in rain.

Posted by: 13times at January 15, 2025 08:46 PM (2AvvS)

229 Wait what? Is this the Buh Buy Biden party thread?
Spongebrain Shitpants just gave his last Presidential address (that is if he remembers)

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 15, 2025 08:46 PM (jQ+5q)

230 Israel never seems to learn a simple lesson. Don’t take prisoners. Because those prisoners will inevitably go back in some hostage exchange. Kill all the fuckers when you have the chance.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

You sound like a USMC COL I once knew.

Pretty sure he never made GEN.

Too bad.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2025 08:46 PM (WXNFJ)

231 Why do people slow down to gawk at a car wreck?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2025 08:35 PM (63Dwl

Cuz driving 80 when there are police cars and fire trucks and ambulances attending to the wreck is not a good idea.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 15, 2025 08:46 PM (9Xmht)

232 Hunter will probably do a few lines on the Resolute desk for old times sake.

What a trashy family.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Did you see the photo at the NY Post? They're all wearing black. I guess the nation is supposed to be in mourning cuz ol'Joe is leaving.

Posted by: Tuna at January 15, 2025 08:46 PM (oaGWv)

233 I'm sure drug sniffing dogs would freak out in the WH. I bet that place is splattered with at least half a century worth of dope remnants.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

* dog walks up to front door *

* takes one sniff *

* looks back over his shoulder, with that "you're joking, right" look that dogs do *

Posted by: mikeski at January 15, 2025 08:46 PM (DgGvY)

234 Hordians squeal with glee at the happy Penguin video! At least the well-adjusted Hordians.

Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board at January 15, 2025 08:47 PM (G5+As)

235 Mr. Peanut croaked.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 15, 2025 08:48 PM (NUdiI)

236 The value of that art work plummeted to zero the second Joe announced he was stepping down. It was only worth money as a bribe mechanism.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 15, 2025 08:48 PM (9Xmht)

237 In California fire news, Hunter Biden is reporting the loss of 200 or more of his artworks, valued in the millions of dollars.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Holy shit! That's like an afternoon's work!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 15, 2025 08:48 PM (L/fGl)

238 It's not just tge value of the art, it also includes the value of the coke needed to fuel the art.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 15, 2025 08:50 PM (NUdiI)

239 223 Israel never seems to learn a simple lesson. Don’t take prisoners. Because those prisoners will inevitably go back in some hostage exchange. Kill all the fuckers when you have the chance.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
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God Almighty has told them to do so. I don't understand.
It must not be time.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 15, 2025 08:50 PM (KV6ve)

240 AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 37m
President Biden: Like America, the statue of liberty is not standing still. Her foot literally steps forward atop a broken chain of human bondage. She has built the sway back and forth to withstand the fury of stormy weather, to stand the test of time.
====
WTF??

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 15, 2025 08:51 PM (5LoD7)

241 The value of that art work plummeted to zero the second Joe announced he was stepping down. It was only worth money as a bribe mechanism.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

Or when he sold it in the first place. Does anyone with an IQ above 30 think the first buyer could re-sell "an original Hunter Biden" for more than what the frame was worth?

Posted by: mikeski at January 15, 2025 08:53 PM (DgGvY)

242 Holy shit! That's like an afternoon's work!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 15, 2025

Unholy shit is more like it. He would have to chase 2 entire Taco Bell Doritos Locos Party Packs with an eight ball of crack and a shot of straight phenolphthalein to slam out 200 of those masterworks in an afternoon.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2025 08:54 PM (BI5O2)

243 AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 3h
Video: Official inauguration portraits released for Donald Trump and J.D. Vance.

https://tinyurl.com/nbtmdaa4
25 seconds; Vance's too [obviously!] in a video of an invitee opening the official package -- sure to be a big item on the 2075 AD season opener of the Antiques Roadshow!

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 15, 2025 08:56 PM (5LoD7)

244 Why do people visit the monkey house at the zoo?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 15, 2025 08:37 PM (dxSpM)
_____________________

It's comforting in that they remind me of my family. You see, you can catch shit in both places.

Posted by: Orson at January 15, 2025 08:56 PM (dIske)

245 Or when he sold it in the first place. Does anyone with an IQ above 30 think the first buyer could re-sell "an original Hunter Biden" for more than what the frame was worth?
Posted by: mikeski at January 15, 2025 08:53 PM (DgGvY)
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Now they can use scarcity as a selling point!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 15, 2025 08:56 PM (BpYfr)

246 I'm not sure I agree with all of this (and I'm rather offended by his conclusion) but it is interesting. The search for Leonard Cohen's secret chord that pleased the Lord from his song Hallelujah. (A understanding of basic music theory helps.)

https://is.gd/5oTFwt

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 15, 2025 08:57 PM (L/fGl)

247 Unholy shit is more like it. He would have to chase 2 entire Taco Bell Doritos Locos Party Packs with an eight ball of crack and a shot of straight phenolphthalein to slam out 200 of those masterworks in an afternoon.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2025 08:54 PM (BI5O2)
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How do we know he *didn't* to that?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 15, 2025 08:57 PM (BpYfr)

248 Bezos trying again ...... tonight

Blue Origin - New Glenn - Maiden Flight DarkSky-1
LC-36 - CCSFS - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: January 16, 2025
Launch Time: 1:00 a.m. ET, 0600 UTC, 07:00 CET

https://www.youtube.com/live/T7oyvhGApv0

Posted by: Ciampino - Blue Origin to Black Sky at January 15, 2025 08:58 PM (i0xsb)

249 From about That Time,

Have noticed from your posts that you are in RI, as am I and JackStraw. Would you (and any other southeast NE morons/ettes) be up for a mini MoMe this spring?

Posted by: Slash Buzz at January 15, 2025 08:58 PM (caNqy)

250 Why is Adam Schiff such a petulant prick?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 15, 2025 08:58 PM (2sg1c)

251 President Biden: Like America, the statue of liberty is not standing still. Her foot literally steps forward atop a broken chain of human bondage. She has built the sway back and forth to withstand the fury of stormy weather, to stand the test of time.
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WTF??
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 15, 2025 08:51 PM (5LoD7)

Despite the sheer stupidity of that paragraph, I am damn certain he did not write.

"Lady Liberty, she's...right purty. And tall. I like my gals tall. I, uh, I would like to see her legs. And, hey, listen up, she has that pointy crown thing. And, well, I, uh, hey! Ghostbastards was realy good. What? No, the second one, where she's wading across the water. hey. Are we done yet? I want to watch my TV programs. I like the one with Matlock being a lady person.

"Thank you, and stuff."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 2 of Funemployment at January 15, 2025 08:58 PM (Ad8y9)

252 Nice snow rack.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 15, 2025 08:59 PM (+OD5a)

253 Gotta a big important day coming up, plenty stressful.

That's why I'll be Lumeing and Lilacing.

Posted by: First Lady Jill Biden at January 15, 2025 08:59 PM (Aqu9a)

254 Anyway, garrett has stirred up some old memories:
352 Remember that picture of her and some Foreign Head of State's wife? The one where her ass looks like the size of an Amazon Fulfillment Center?
Posted by: garrett
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https://tinyurl.com/5xd3a8bf

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 15, 2025 08:59 PM (KV6ve)

255 U.S. first lady Michelle Obama walks with Spain's Princess Letizia, left in the gardens of the Zarzuela Palace in Madrid, Spain. Michelle say, ya got som boo?
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https://tinyurl.com/5n8xu7z6

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 15, 2025 09:00 PM (KV6ve)

256 Michelle Obama and Spain's Princess Letizia, left, greet each other during the "Let Girls Learn" initiative to a group.
_Princess Letizia says, you’re not touching me with those hands
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https://tinyurl.com/matrn7bb

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 15, 2025 09:00 PM (KV6ve)

257 I despise those people. I feel sorry for them that they are such miserable people but I don't forgive them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 15, 2025 09:01 PM (KV6ve)

258 In California fire news, Hunter Biden is reporting the loss of 200 or more of his artworks, valued in the millions of dollars.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

——————

He’ll come up with some new shit.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 15, 2025 09:01 PM (u73oe)

259 238 It's not just tge value of the art, it also includes the value of the coke needed to fuel the art.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 15, 2025 08:50 PM (NUdiI)

An insurance company will not just plunk down millions for destroyed art. Hunter need to establish provenance, published catalogue value in the real art world, maybe even business records from auction house like Southby's.

_Insurance appraisers decision
You're not going to amount to JACK SQUAT! Then live in a VAN DOWN by the RIVER

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 15, 2025 09:01 PM (jQ+5q)

260 She has built the sway back and forth to withstand the fury of stormy weather, to stand the test of time.
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WTF??
Posted by: andycanuck
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If I could turn back the hands of time.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 15, 2025 09:02 PM (KV6ve)

261 She wears those big dresses so you can't see her penis.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 15, 2025 09:03 PM (NUdiI)

262 Or "an understanding" as we English speakers say. I was snarking to my family on a group text when I wrote "wants" when I meant "once". How embarrassing!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 15, 2025 09:04 PM (L/fGl)

263 >>Why is Adam Schiff such a petulant prick?

Probably not looking forward to having Kash and Bondi exposing his lies.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2025 09:04 PM (LkLld)

264 In California fire news, Hunter Biden is reporting the loss of 200 or more of his artworks, valued in the millions of dollars.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Any proof they actually existed?

Posted by: davidt at January 15, 2025 09:04 PM (i0F8b)

265 263 >>Why is Adam Schiff such a petulant prick?
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Because he has a watermelon head and bug eyes?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 15, 2025 09:07 PM (KV6ve)

266 >Any proof they actually existed?

Posted by: davidt at January 15, 2025 09:04 PM (i0F8b)

Only by the lingering scent of Hunter's poo.

Posted by: Scarymary at January 15, 2025 09:08 PM (whIlM)

267 Why is Adam Schiff such a petulant prick?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

This is a rhetorical question, right?

1) He's a lib
2) He's a pol from California
3) He's a liar.
4) He spent a whole like of time with Ed Buck
5) All of the above because he's a Dem

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 15, 2025 09:08 PM (VwGj+)

268 ndipietronh @CAgovernor

Can I buy a fire fighting pump for my pool or pond to fight a fire on my property?

No they're banned in California

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 15, 2025 09:08 PM (KV6ve)

269 263 >>Why is Adam Schiff such a petulant prick?

Probably not looking forward to having Kash and Bondi exposing his lies.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2025 09:04 PM (LkLld)

I think he done pissed off Bondi.

Hope she nails his balls to the wall.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 15, 2025 09:08 PM (2sg1c)

270
I watched the entirety of Chris Wright's hearing (Dept of Energy).

Mr. Climate Change. Hoo-boy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at January 15, 2025 09:08 PM (I87yH)

271 LMAO...Ok, I really, really want to see this happen:

I just saw an interview with some guy that lives in one of the fire areas. All of the houses around his were totally destroyed, but his was still standing. When the reporter asked what he did differently, he said he pulled a hose and a sprinkler system out of his garage and since it was a multi-hole hose sprinkler, it threw sheets of water saving his house, and amazingly, his entire lawn. HOW LONG UNTIL HE RECEIVES A SUMMONS IN THE MAIL FOR ILLEGAL USE OF WATER SPRINKERS?

((Watering with sprinklers is limited to one cycle of up to 8 minutes per station per watering day for standard sprinkler systems (typical residential system), or two 15-minute cycles per watering day for water-conserving nozzle sprinkler systems.))

Posted by: Orson at January 15, 2025 09:09 PM (dIske)

272 Why is Adam Schiff such a petulant prick?

Probably not looking forward to having Kash and Bondi exposing his lies.
Posted by: JackStraw

I think he done pissed off Bondi.
Hope she nails his balls to the wall.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Objection! Facts not in evidence.

Posted by: mikeski at January 15, 2025 09:09 PM (DgGvY)

273 Don't envy living in the WH. I'd need a month of Sundays having the place disinfected (including all of the apartments and upper levels the family has roosted in), searching for hidden rooms and passages, listening devices both inside and out, including vehicles.

And also checking the accuracy of records maintained there, such as those concerning pharmacy operations (White House and local military); supplies and equipment, security, all contractor operations, daily emergency response readiness...

And I'd also avoid entering the halls of Congress.

Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom? at January 15, 2025 09:10 PM (NFX2v)

274
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 15, 2025 08:59 PM (KV6ve)

============

Photoshopped. The real pic (without Michelle) is on the internet somewhere.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at January 15, 2025 09:10 PM (I87yH)

275 In California fire news, Hunter Biden is reporting the loss of 200 or more of his artworks, valued in the millions of dollars.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

*rubs temples* *sighs* *deep breaths*

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!???

What pisses me off most is that the fookers on the left will wring their hands in sympathy. Oh, that poor boy.

Meanwhile, here I am. Just trying to make a living.

*spit*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 2 of Funemployment at January 15, 2025 09:10 PM (Ad8y9)

276 @shaunmmaguire

I have a friend that offered to build a major infra project for LA County at a breakeven cost

They were told by a local mayor they'd need to hire a specific environmental consultant

That consultant said they'd need to pay them $20M for an EIA

The project never happened

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 15, 2025 09:11 PM (KV6ve)

277 Also, Carla Bruni, First Lady of France, at the time.

Mrs. Obama had no chance.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at January 15, 2025 09:11 PM (Vvh2V)

278 Because he has a watermelon head and bug eyes?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

Didja see this?

Adam Schiff Begs Pam Bondi to Stop Trump Making Fun of His ‘Watermelon Head’ in Hilarious Parody Video

https://is.gd/zitEfm

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 15, 2025 09:12 PM (L/fGl)

279 Why do people slow down to gawk at a car wreck?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2025 08:35 PM (63Dwl)

Humans are voyeurs.

This is why the media model, even during print-only times, is "If It Bleeds it Leads."

Posted by: Gref at January 15, 2025 09:16 PM (aBgBM)

280 Forty Eight seconds of freedom, Ronald Reagan.

https://tinyurl.com/v9nrkj2c

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 15, 2025 09:18 PM (KV6ve)

281 Please. Did anyone see him actually painting or even blowing bubbles from a straw onto paper? He can have grown daughter #3 create more.

Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom? at January 15, 2025 09:18 PM (NFX2v)

282 >>Humans are voyeurs.

Yes, I bookmarked the snow-titties link.

Posted by: davidt at January 15, 2025 09:18 PM (i0F8b)

283 281 Please. Did anyone see him actually painting or even blowing bubbles from a straw onto paper? He can have grown daughter #3 create more.

Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom? at January 15, 2025 09:18 PM (NFX2v)

His daddy ain't gonna protect him anymore.

Let the insurance company nail him for fraud.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 15, 2025 09:19 PM (2sg1c)

284 Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom? at January 15, 2025 09:18 PM (NFX2v)

Your nic makes me laugh, because it looks like the answer to the question is "at [day and time] L posted this comment."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2025 09:21 PM (BI5O2)

285 Has Trump nominated a Secret Service chief? Bongino?

Posted by: Gref at January 15, 2025 09:21 PM (aBgBM)

286 I am very thankful for this statement from an Israeli military Officer.....

IDF Brig. Gen. Amir Avivi says "two things" changed regarding the Israel-Hamas cease-fire agreement after fifteen months of conflict in the Middle East.

"This deal has been on the table since May last year and Hamas opposed it completely. Why? There was no real pressure on Hamas," Avivi told "Your World" on Wednesday. "Israel wanted to stop some of the humanitarian aid, especially some of the gasoline, but the administration wouldn't let us do that. So Israel has no major leverage on them."

"What's changed is two things," Avivi told Fox News. "One, Israel defeated Hezbollah and Hezbollah cannot support Hamas anymore. Also, Syria fell. Iran is weaker. But the big change is President Biden's tough deal making..

Posted by: Joe Bribebum at January 15, 2025 09:23 PM (0oV4I)

287 102
'Busty lass: It is a shame that such monuments to American culture shall be lost when TikTok gets shut down.'

Yeah. I bet that's the last time we see anything like that on the internet.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 15, 2025 09:24 PM (3wi/L)

288 So now that the Arabs are kissing Trumps ass everybody believes them.

Right,

Posted by: pawn, RIP Vic at January 15, 2025 09:26 PM (QB+5g)

289 But an Executive Order signed by me today I have approved the following 50 million in funds from the US Treasury to solve this Global Warming Injustice, Please see below....

In California fire news, Hunter Biden is reporting the loss of 200 or more of his artworks, valued at $50 million.

Posted by: Joe Bribebum at January 15, 2025 09:26 PM (7uGna)

290 287 102
'Busty lass: It is a shame that such monuments to American culture shall be lost when TikTok gets shut down.'

Yeah. I bet that's the last time we see anything like that on the internet.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 15, 2025 09:24 PM (3wi/L

Kids these days got it easy. We had to wait four hours for our 28.8k baud modem to download half a picture of a naked lady.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 15, 2025 09:26 PM (2sg1c)

291 Yeah. I bet that's the last time we see anything like that on the internet.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Take screenshots. You're grandkids won't believe this one unbelievable thing!

Posted by: MkY at January 15, 2025 09:27 PM (cPGH3)

292 American history doesn't even make sense without the baseline assumption that a majority of politicians, WH and Capitol staffers have been high on shit every day for the last fifty years.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2025 09:27 PM (BI5O2)

293 Kids these days got it easy. We had to wait four hours for our 28.8k baud modem to download half a picture of a naked lady.

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2800 baud? You must have been rich.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 15, 2025 09:27 PM (O5Ote)

294 I figure that demon family is probably well invested in all forms of insurance. There are simply too many billionaires, too many unions, and too many others of government 'service' involved with them.

Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom? at January 15, 2025 09:28 PM (NFX2v)

295 I think I know why Mike/Michelle doesn’t want to make public appearances, and it has nothing to do with Trump. I think she’s very self conscious about going over that 250 mark, and still gaining.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2025 09:29 PM (7MHHr)

296 >Kids these days got it easy. We had to wait four hours for our 28.8k baud modem to download half a picture of a naked lady.

When I was their age I had to wait for the guy nest door to throw away his old Playboy magazines.

Posted by: davidt at January 15, 2025 09:29 PM (i0F8b)

297 One word.

Compuserve.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 15, 2025 09:31 PM (bjuez)

298 I think I know why Mike/Michelle doesn’t want to make public appearances

Most bigfoots are camera-shy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - resident squatch expert at January 15, 2025 09:31 PM (/JDDd)

299 The nice part about a guy like Lil' Hunty is that he *will* offend again. No question. The pardon is nice for him, but it won't last past Monday.

And when he does reoffend, Trump should use every ounce of his influence to punish him mercilessly for receiving that pardon.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2025 09:31 PM (BI5O2)

300 295 I think I know why Mike/Michelle doesn’t want to make public appearances, and it has nothing to do with Trump. I think she’s very self conscious about going over that 250 mark, and still gaining.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2025 09:29 PM (7MHHr)

Nah, Ozempic solves that...

But both Carter funeral and the inauguration have been in the coldest weather of the last few years here...so she may just not like to add on the 20lbs that winter clothes would give her figure. She never had an attractive shape to start with...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 15, 2025 09:31 PM (exHjb)

301 296 >Kids these days got it easy. We had to wait four hours for our 28.8k baud modem to download half a picture of a naked lady.

When I was their age I had to wait for the guy nest door to throw away his old Playboy magazines.
Posted by: davidt at January 15, 2025 09:29 PM (i0F8b)

Back when the pharmacy still had nudie mags on the shelf with all the others, but just with a piece of cardboard covering the young lass on the cover.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 15, 2025 09:31 PM (2sg1c)

302 285 Has Trump nominated a Secret Service chief? Bongino?
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Some asshole named, get this!, "Vacant"!

https://www.secretservice.gov/
about/leadership

Looks like he's let alot of relatives in key positions too!
===
Seriously, I can't find it with my half-assed online search.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 15, 2025 09:31 PM (5LoD7)

303 I think I know why Mike/Michelle doesn’t want to make public appearances, and it has nothing to do with Trump.

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Turns into a werewolf when the Moon is full?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 15, 2025 09:32 PM (L/fGl)

304 It would not surprise me if Congress introduced a bill nullifying Bidens decisions . I guess Trump can reverse them all with the power of the pen. I guess?

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 15, 2025 09:32 PM (jQ+5q)

305 Was on Ronda Spain last spring. That is a long way down and back up to the bridge. There is an old bathhouse ruin at the bottom

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at January 15, 2025 09:34 PM (w3u3d)

306 303 I think I know why Mike/Michelle doesn’t want to make public appearances, and it has nothing to do with Trump.

-
Turns into a werewolf when the Moon is full?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 15, 2025 09:32 PM (L/fGl)

You ever see Wolfcop?
The scene where he transforms in the can, and his prick explodes in a flash of fur and blood?

Why do I ask?
No reason.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - resident squatch expert at January 15, 2025 09:35 PM (/JDDd)

307 Wow. I hate to ask what happened to the Old bridge.
Posted by: t-bird

Well, there's thing call the Romans, and then the Moors...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 15, 2025 09:35 PM (IG4Id)

308 284. Your nic makes me laugh, because it looks like the answer to the question is "at [day and time] L posted this comment."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Glad it made you laugh. Anything i do even slightly amusing is purely accidental while you're always on the ball. 😀

Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom? at January 15, 2025 09:35 PM (NFX2v)

309 I like big Black Ass and tellin you......Michelle gots back

Posted by: Joe Bribebum at January 15, 2025 09:36 PM (A2iSa)

310 132
'We are getting the fuck out of fucking Colorado.'

Good luck.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 15, 2025 09:36 PM (3wi/L)

311 His prick explodes? I don’t wanna see that. That’s even worse than a Biden speech.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2025 09:36 PM (7MHHr)

312 200 Hunter paintings? Probably already been said but that is a lot of shit.

Posted by: Reforger at January 15, 2025 09:37 PM (xcIvR)

313 LeT it sNow, Let it snow, let it snow.

Posted by: Dean Martin at January 15, 2025 09:38 PM (1gea/)

314 302 285 Has Trump nominated a Secret Service chief? Bongino?
-----
Some asshole named, get this!, "Vacant"!

https://www.secretservice.gov/
about/leadership

Looks like he's let alot of relatives in key positions too!
===
Seriously, I can't find it with my half-assed online search.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 15, 2025 09:31 PM (5LoD7)

I searched yesterday and got zilch. My take: Trump wants the execrable Ron Rowe to stay on the job and not resign, so he can call Rowe into the Oval Office, tell him how big a POS he is, and yell, "You're Fired!" Then he will call-in his SS detail chief and order him to take Rowe's badge and roughly escort him off the White House grounds.

Posted by: Gref at January 15, 2025 09:38 PM (aBgBM)

315 There is an old bathhouse ruin at the bottom
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at January 15, 2025 09:34 PM (w3u3d)

Yup a Spaniard named Medico Faucinez was famous for hanging out there and watching guys mount each other as part of his public health "research."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2025 09:39 PM (BI5O2)

316 Ah yes. The clubhouse with the library of nudie mags.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 15, 2025 09:39 PM (dR6yv)

317 Here is a little tid bit:
Vivek Ramaswamy Back in Contention for Filling Vacant Ohio Senate Seat – Trump Privately Backing His Candidacy

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 15, 2025 09:40 PM (jQ+5q)

318 285 Has Trump nominated a Secret Service chief? Bongino?
-----
Some asshole named, get this!, "Vacant"!

https://www.secretservice.gov/
about/leadership

Looks like he's let alot of relatives in key positions too!
===
Seriously, I can't find it with my half-assed online search.
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 15, 2025 09:31 PM (5LoD7)

A B+ for the effort.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 15, 2025 09:41 PM (Aqu9a)

319 307.
If you scratch the ground you are bound to find a Roman ruin in Spain

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at January 15, 2025 09:42 PM (w3u3d)

320 United States officially bans Red 3 food dye, citing cancer risk.\

And fear of Jr. nailing their ass. Hey, guys, your ass is grass anyway.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 15, 2025 09:42 PM (KV6ve)

321 Ah yes. The clubhouse with the library of nudie mags.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 15, 2025 09:39 PM (dR6yv)

And old National Geographic mags.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 15, 2025 09:42 PM (Aqu9a)

322 288
'So now that the Arabs are kissing Trumps ass everybody believes them.'

I don't. They didn't stop being Arabs when Trump was elected.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 15, 2025 09:43 PM (3wi/L)

323 ============

Photoshopped. The real pic (without Michelle) is on the internet somewhere.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's
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The real pic is not nearly as good as this one.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 15, 2025 09:43 PM (KV6ve)

324 Vice President Kamala Harris
@VP
Thanks to the leadership of President Joe Biden, a ceasefire and hostage deal has been reached between Israel and Hamas.

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Well, I'm glad we got that straight.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 15, 2025 09:44 PM (L/fGl)

325 Ronda is mostly an old Roman trade town up on the mountain

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at January 15, 2025 09:44 PM (w3u3d)

326 {{Peeks in to check on the cafe. Sees that a bewb thread has turned into a library thread. Ponders for a moment. Withdraws.}}

Posted by: TRex at January 15, 2025 09:44 PM (IQ6Gq)

327 Cats are evil. This is known. Those of us in thrall to cats could have told you this years ago, but AAARGH yes yes it is time to clean the litter box I am so sorry so sorry it will not happen again. Just let me click this POST button and it will be done, lord, please no moar.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 15, 2025 09:44 PM (CHHv1)

328 Never trust the Arabs.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 15, 2025 09:45 PM (dR6yv)

329 Uh OH trouble in Palisades.
Barack and Michelle Obama spark speculation they are 'heading for divorce' amid notable public absences https://trib.al/mq9TtIm

Plus: Two years ago Michelle Obama told Revolt that there was a solid 10-year period where she could not stand being married to Barack Obama.
https://tinyurl.com/ywmdzunm

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 15, 2025 09:45 PM (jQ+5q)

330 Would you (and any other southeast NE morons/ettes) be up for a mini MoMe this spring?
====
I dunno, might ruin the mystique.
But of course, be happy to. I'll keep an eye out for any further developments.

Posted by: From about That Time at January 15, 2025 09:47 PM (U+vhE)

331 Maybe she'll drown Barry like she did that chef. You know he wasn't strong enough to do the deed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2025 09:49 PM (BI5O2)

332 Here is a little tid bit:
Vivek Ramaswamy Back in Contention for Filling Vacant Ohio Senate Seat – Trump Privately Backing His Candidacy
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 15, 2025 09:40 PM (jQ+5q)

I'd be stunned if DeWine does. But it would be telling, in terms of Trump's power over the GOP at not only the national but also the state level.

Posted by: Earl Parks at January 15, 2025 09:50 PM (7ik3U)

333 Michelle's biceps > Barry's biceps

Posted by: Scarymary at January 15, 2025 09:51 PM (whIlM)

334 >>>Two years ago Michelle Obama told Revolt that there was a solid 10-year period where she could not stand being married to Barack Obama.
https://tinyurl.com/ywmdzunm
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It!
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How long were they married at that time?
10 years.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 15, 2025 09:52 PM (KV6ve)

335 315
It was used by the Romans. The engineers who built it and the then the Moors

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at January 15, 2025 09:52 PM (w3u3d)

336 Never trust the Arabs.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 15, 2025 09:45 PM (dR6yv)

Things Churchill said.

Posted by: Earl Parks at January 15, 2025 09:53 PM (7ik3U)

337 Where the white tail deer at?

Posted by: The Black Stag at January 15, 2025 09:55 PM (LPS7w)

338 I'm sorry -- the card says "Moops"!

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 15, 2025 09:55 PM (5LoD7)

339 Michelle's biceps > Barry's biceps
Posted by: Scarymary at January 15, 2025 09:51 PM

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard graduate at January 15, 2025 09:57 PM (a3Q+t)

340 "When they first had children, the couple had some fights, as Barack would commute on a six-hour round trip to work at the Illinois Senate, and sometimes spend days away [at the bathhouse] due to his job"

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 15, 2025 09:57 PM (KV6ve)

341 I was remembering today how people joked about the kids not being Barky and Meanchelles and how Barky on camera looking at Michelle or the girls seemed to just adore them. And Michelle always looked like she wanted to rip Barry's head off, and the girls were an inconvenience. Barky's an evil communist, and may have adored Mike and the girls as the props that got him elected. Obviously the sentiment wasn't too deep or he wouldn't have let the one daughter be on Lena's set for "girls"

Posted by: PaleRider at January 15, 2025 09:57 PM (34pOu)

342 Photoshopped. The real pic (without Michelle) is on the internet somewhere.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

The real pic is not nearly as good as this one.
Posted by: Braenyard

Lacking in truthiness.

Posted by: mikeski at January 15, 2025 09:58 PM (DgGvY)

343 NOOD ONT

Posted by: Scarymary at January 15, 2025 09:58 PM (whIlM)

344 She seems content with the Netflix programs, being around the Hollywood and music elite, traveling from home to home. And their daughters are both Californians also involved with writing, producing, Netflix.

O has his library build and the Chicago way.

Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom? at January 15, 2025 09:58 PM (NFX2v)

345
If you scratch the ground you are bound to find a Roman ruin in Spain
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat
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A friend, using a metal detector, found a number of Roman coins in England. He tried to give them to a local museum and they said, 'No, we have too many already, just keep them'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2025 10:00 PM (XeU6L)

346 When Puffy Combs visits the Antarctic, even the penguins keep a low profile.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 15, 2025 10:06 PM (fY84s)

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