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House Passes Bill Barring Transgender "Women" From Beating Up Real Women In Sports; All But Three Democrats Vote Against It

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Is sanity making a comeback?



A bill preventing transgender women from competing in female sports at schools across the country narrowly cleared the House of Representatives Tuesday.

Just two Democrats joined with 216 Republicans in voting for the Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act, which states that schools receiving federal funds would violate the law if they "permit a person whose sex is male to participate in an athletic program or activity that is designated for women or girls."

All 206 "nay" votes came from Democrats. Rep. Don Davis (D-NC) voted "present" while a pair of Texans, Henry Cuellar and Vincente Gonzalez bucked party lines to back the bill.

"Common sense is back in charge," the bill's co-sponsor, Rep Greg Steube (R-Fla.) declared on X ahead of its passage. "With a soon-to-be Republican trifecta, my bill reflects a mandate from the American people: no men in women's sports."


Manhattan Rep. Jerry Nadler (D-NY) and other Dems denounced the measure as a "cruel attack on transgender children" -- with Nadler even suggesting that the measure could allow authorities to subject biological women to "genital examination."

Right, like 1, you can't just tell women from men by sight and 2, even if you had some questions, you couldn't just look back at past academic records and discover that "Oleander Unicorn" used to be named "Timothy."

Democrats are absolutely insane in pushing the tranny lie that "there's just no way to tell men from women" so we might as well Respecc Pronouns.


The Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act, like other legislation the House has taken up early in the 119th Congress, was approved along party lines by the lower chamber in the 118th Congress, only to languish in the Democrat-controlled Senate.

The GOP is hopeful that the measure will pass the Republican-controlled Senate and head to President-elect Donald Trump's desk after he takes office next week. However, the bill requires 60 votes to clear a filibuster.

Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-Ala.), a former college football coach, has introduced a Senate version of the Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act that is co-sponsored by almost three dozen of his GOP colleagues.

Obviously Murkowski and Susan Collins and maybe that jerkoff from Lousiana, Cassidy, might vote against it. They'll claim they're just being "libertarian" and keeping government out of these matters.

As you may have heard, the Senate voted for cloture for the Laken Riley act overwhelmingly. The soon-to-be-law requires immigration officials to detain illegal alien criminals.

The Senate inched closer Monday to final passage of the Laken Riley Act, which requires immigration officials to detain illegal migrants who engage in theft, shoplifting and related crimes.

Lawmakers voted 82-10 to consider the measure, with dozens of Democrats joining Republicans in approval.

"The bipartisan Laken Riley Act would not only address glaring holes in our immigration policy, but it would hopefully prevent other families from suffering the pain that Laken Riley's has suffered," Senate Majority Leader John Thune (R-SD) said.

Once it became clear the bill couldn't be stopped, Democrats rushed to support it so it couldn't be used against them in a campaign. (Spoiler: It will be used anyway. You all blocked it for a year.)

The GOP-controlled House passed a similar bill last year, but it was never taken up by the Democrat-controlled Senate.

Now that Republicans have the upper chamber, they are hoping to wrangle it through as a ready-to-sign measure when President-elect Donald Trump takes office next week.

This was the cloture vote, meaning that debate on it has been closed and it can now be voted for actual passage. Democrats were trying to filibuster it, but when they realized they didn't have the numbers to stop it, most of them voted to stop the filibuster.

Courageous heroes, all of them!

Bonus:

Posted by: Ace at 04:34 PM




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1 /plants flag

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at January 14, 2025 04:34 PM (OUMaO)

2 Insert witty comment here.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 14, 2025 04:35 PM (u73oe)

3 Fast enough for first, not first enough for first nood...

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at January 14, 2025 04:35 PM (OUMaO)

4 Is Sanity making a comeback?

My sources say no.

Posted by: blaster at January 14, 2025 04:36 PM (xhfG9)

5 Good evening all!
I have been out of school because of snow for almost a week. My husband is threatening to make me go lay floor with him. Loving the housewife life. 😍

Posted by: Jmel at January 14, 2025 04:37 PM (bVhJi)

6 Who were the two Dems who voted Yea?

Posted by: Bulg at January 14, 2025 04:37 PM (77rzZ)

7 Now that Republicans have the upper chamber, they are hoping to wrangle it through as a ready-to-sign measure when President-elect Donald Trump takes office next week.

Huh, I never knew this:

Short terms are those occurring between a November election and the beginning of a new Congress the following January. The full "terms of Senators" end "at noon on the third day of January" "and the terms of their successors shall then begin."

I just assumed they started their new term when the President did.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 14, 2025 04:37 PM (xCA6C)

8 ***Is sanity making a comeback?***
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No, it's called self preservation.
The Dems got together and picked the one's that needed to vote with the Pubbies in order to save their seats.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2025 04:37 PM (CAYVp)

9 Manhattan Rep. Jerry Nadler (D-NY) and other Dems denounced the measure as a "cruel attack on transgender children"
__________________

You want a cruel attack on transgender children, come see me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2025 04:37 PM (YqDXo)

10 It’s a real bitch when that pendulum swings back, ain’t it?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 14, 2025 04:37 PM (u73oe)

11 Nothing remotely sane about our congress.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 14, 2025 04:38 PM (Q4IgG)

12 I just can't imagine being so tone deaf as to think a nay vote here was a good idea.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 14, 2025 04:38 PM (xCA6C)

13 6 Who were the two Dems who voted Yea?
Posted by: Bulg at January 14, 2025 04:37 PM (77rzZ)

2 Texans… their names are in the post..

Posted by: tubal at January 14, 2025 04:38 PM (PCK5/)

14 "Manhattan Rep. Jerry Nadler (D-NY) and other Dems denounced the measure as a "cruel attack on transgender children" -- with Nadler even suggesting that the measure could allow authorities to subject biological women to "genital examination.""


"Heather, where on the doll did Congressman Nadler examine you?"

Posted by: mrp at January 14, 2025 04:38 PM (rj6Yv)

15 The saddest thing about this is that there had to be a law

Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2025 04:38 PM (0wWvl)

16 Once it became clear the bill couldn't be stopped, Democrats rushed to support it so it couldn't be used against them in a campaign. (Spoiler: It will be used anyway. You all blocked it for a year.)
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Yup. It's what the Republican majority can get done.

Take notes, voters.

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2025 04:38 PM (krQz2)

17 It’s a real bitch when that pendulum swings back, ain’t it?
Posted by: Duke Lowell


I wish I still had my pendulum.

Posted by: a regretful post-op at January 14, 2025 04:39 PM (DgGvY)

18 Uh... Nadless? its clear you never played sports because they all force you to TAKE A PHYSICAL before allowing you on the team...

In which they do, already check for hernias, which means checking your genitals.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2025 04:39 PM (QAkQ3)

19 Zuckerberg is now hosting the inaugural ball reception. I wonder what got him to 180?

Posted by: banana Dream at January 14, 2025 04:39 PM (Y6IkP)

20 Is Sanity making a comeback?
---
Answer Hazy. Ask Again.

Posted by: Magic 8-Ball at January 14, 2025 04:40 PM (krQz2)

21 Nancy Mace is being tough again.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 14, 2025 04:40 PM (J2vNu)

22 My Dem congresscritter Pat Ryan who had showed some common sense on the illegal criminals, fell back to Dem drone and voted against this. Schmuck

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 14, 2025 04:40 PM (fcO1r)

23 Forget it, Ace. It's Clownworld.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2025 04:40 PM (aD39U)

24 You bitch!

Don't deadname me!!!

Posted by: Oleander Unicorn at January 14, 2025 04:40 PM (iMpf5)

25 Zuckerberg is now hosting the inaugural ball reception. I wonder what got him to 180?

Posted by: banana Dream at January 14, 2025 04:39 PM (Y6IkP)
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Testosterone.

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2025 04:40 PM (krQz2)

26 Trans people can be picked out of a crowd with zero effort. It's like trying to tell us the sun is now the moon. Millions of year of evolution have locked in the "penis, no-penis" differential

These lefty poles are just retarded

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at January 14, 2025 04:40 PM (IvSBh)

27 I have afair amount of contempt for the Republican Party… but having them in the majority will be useful from time to time in the next 4 years..

Posted by: tubal at January 14, 2025 04:40 PM (PCK5/)

28 Somebody's campaign coffers are really strugglin', so she gone keep saying trans....".

Could we not talk like idiots?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 14, 2025 04:41 PM (xCA6C)

29 Oleander Unicorn...lol


Magnolia Niftybox

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2025 04:41 PM (snN/i)

30 Manhattan Rep. Jerry Nadler (D-NY) and other Dems denounced the measure as a "cruel attack on transgender children"
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Nadler's just another evil, worthless fuck. Wake me up when New York gets serious about the twats they routinely pretend "represent" them.

Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2025 04:41 PM (TN0g+)

31 Obviously Murkowski and Susan Collins and maybe that jerkoff from Lousiana, Cassidy, might vote against it. They'll claim they're just being "libertarian" and keeping government out of these matters.


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Awesome.

So they are then against federal funding of education. I can get behind that.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 14, 2025 04:41 PM (aYmFI)

32 One of our so-called elected representatives is on film saying "She gon' keep sayin' "? God help us all.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 14, 2025 04:41 PM (J2vNu)

33 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 14, 2025 04:42 PM (Zz0t1)

34 >>The saddest thing about this is that there had to be a law


All we needed was a Tire Iron, really.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2025 04:42 PM (snN/i)

35 So are these bills going to be raced to FJB's desk so he can veto them?

Then they can say, "Well, we tried, but we couldn't override the President's veto."

Or will they wait until they can get the official stamp of approval from President Trump?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 14, 2025 04:42 PM (7fElN)

36 29 Oleander Unicorn...lol


Magnolia Niftybox
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2025 04:41 PM (snN/i)

Those sound madeup garrett… Moonbeam Nightglow…

Posted by: tubal at January 14, 2025 04:42 PM (PCK5/)

37 Now you see who the Cultural Marxists are

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2025 04:42 PM (fwDg9)

38 Is Sanity making a comeback?
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Answer Hazy. Ask Again.
Posted by: Magic 8-Ball at January 14, 2025


***
Later. Much later.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 14, 2025 04:42 PM (J2vNu)

39 I have afair amount of contempt for the Republican Party… but having them in the majority will be useful from time to time in the next 4 years..

Posted by: tubal at January 14, 2025 04:40 PM (PCK5/)
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It has the tendency to turn a gushing wound into a hemorrhage, at times.

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2025 04:43 PM (krQz2)

40 Obviously Murkowski and Susan Collins and maybe that jerkoff from Lousiana, Cassidy, might vote against it. They'll claim they're just being "libertarian" and keeping government out of these matters.

==

They'll also support removing all federal funds from universities and all American schools as well, right?

They'll vote to end all guidance and directives from DC for any school in America, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, building tension with Henri-Georges Clouzot at January 14, 2025 04:43 PM (GBKbO)

41 If they pass the Laken Riley act now, what's to stop Biden from vetoing it?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 14, 2025 04:43 PM (1bNHn)

42 I dont know whether I support this or not. After all it was radical feminists that planted and nurtured that fucking weed. Why shouldn't they get their asses kicked, their ribs fractured, their bones crushed?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 14, 2025 04:43 PM (pohLc)

43 So, that Jasmine Crockett retard has taken the place of that other Texas rep Sheila Jackson-Lee as the dumbest, bitchiest, ass-holiest rep in congress.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 14, 2025 04:43 PM (XMwZJ)

44 2 Texans… their names are in the post..
Posted by: tubal

I don't see them.

Posted by: Bulg at January 14, 2025 04:43 PM (77rzZ)

45 > Trans people can be picked out of a crowd with zero effort.

Even online, when they are using a dozen filters, carefully selected lighting, gobs of makeup, and weird camera angles, they're still easy to pick out. In person a man trying to pass as a woman is like a goblin pretending to be an elf.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2025 04:43 PM (Odg76)

46 The federal government has no business passing any laws concerning sexually disordered individuals from doing anything. Let the locals handle it. Shovels and shut up usually works fine.

Posted by: Zombie Buford Pusser at January 14, 2025 04:43 PM (jiYtH)

47 Democrats hate their daughters, with two exceptions it seems.

Posted by: Decaf at January 14, 2025 04:43 PM (unUNN)

48 One of our so-called elected representatives is on film saying "She gon' keep sayin' "? God help us all.
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Black female, right? A fundamentally non-serious choice.

Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2025 04:43 PM (TN0g+)

49 Let's you and her fight!!

Posted by: My 12 year old self at January 14, 2025 04:43 PM (dg+HA)

50 Oleander Unicorn is a sitting Congresscritter, yes?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 14, 2025 04:44 PM (7Pnfz)

51 I'm really trying to decide if Crockett is doing a Kamala "change my voice patterns at will" thing.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 14, 2025 04:44 PM (aYmFI)

52 So, that Jasmine Crockett retard has taken the place of that other Texas rep Sheila Jackson-Lee as the dumbest, bitchiest, ass-holiest rep in congress.

Bitch, shut yo' mouf.

Posted by: Maxine Waters at January 14, 2025 04:44 PM (xCA6C)

53 Oleander Unicorn...lol

Magnolia Niftybox
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2025 04:41 PM (snN/i)
*
Those sound madeup garrett… Moonbeam Nightglow…
Posted by: tubal at January 14, 2025


***
And perennial AoSHQ favorite Throatwarbler Mangrove

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 14, 2025 04:44 PM (J2vNu)

54 Trans people can be picked out of a crowd with zero effort. It's like trying to tell us the sun is now the moon. Millions of year of evolution have locked in the "penis, no-penis" differential

These lefty poles are just retarded
Posted by: melodicmetal1 at January 14, 2025 04:40 PM



In fairness, decades ago I saw some in New Orleans that could have Crying Gamed me.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2025 04:44 PM (aD39U)

55 Democrats vote against deporting rapists, murders and thieves in this country illegally.

Democrats vote against men pretending to be women being banned from HIGH SCHOOL and college athletics, causing in some cases, severe damage to girls and young women.

Democrats vote against budget cuts and debt ceilings, which leads to high inflation and financial pain for the middle class.

Democrats are evil, elitist pieces of shit that want nothing for anyone but themselves.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 14, 2025 04:44 PM (Zz0t1)

56 44 2 Texans… their names are in the post..
Posted by: tubal

I don't see them.
Posted by: Bulg at January 14, 2025 04:43 PM (77rzZ)

Cuellar and Rodriguez..

Posted by: tubal at January 14, 2025 04:44 PM (PCK5/)

57 Which state has the very dubious honor of having hair gal, Jasmine Crockett as their politician? She doesn't sound like the brightest bulb in the box and also seems very entitled..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2025 04:44 PM (MQJVv)

58 Those sound madeup

Rosebud Balloonknot

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 14, 2025 04:44 PM (FN401)

59 The entire "woke" movement is being cast aside everywhere except inside our own government by the Democrats.

Ponder that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 14, 2025 04:44 PM (Q4IgG)

60 Jasmine Crockett is a mouthy idiot like OAC but with a better tan.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 14, 2025 04:44 PM (tT6L1)

61 >> Trans people can be picked out of a crowd with zero effort.


Historical AoSHQ Precedent says Thailand requires a waiver.

I miss the days when we'd play Spot the Tranny on the ONT.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2025 04:45 PM (snN/i)

62 Uh... Nadless? its clear you never played sports because they all force you to TAKE A PHYSICAL before allowing you on the team...

In which they do, already check for hernias, which means checking your genitals.

Posted by: Romeo13



Nadler was in sports, he was the cageball.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 14, 2025 04:45 PM (lTGtQ)

63 You know what's a cruel attack on children?

Telling them they need to mutilate their bodies and permanently sterilize themselves because they have a temporary mind congestion due to a nasty mix of hormones and coercive adults.

You and yours don't get to absolve yourselves from the evil you inflict on these poor kids by papering it over with the laughable onion paper thin dodge of "they know they are trans" bullshit.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 14, 2025 04:46 PM (q2q1y)

64 Democrats hate their daughters, with two exceptions it seems.
Posted by: Decaf at January 14, 2025 04:43 PM (unUNN)
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They always wanted sons

...

to wear dresses and eye makeup.

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2025 04:46 PM (krQz2)

65 Magnolia thunderpuss is in the phone book in Denver

Posted by: MAC V SOG at January 14, 2025 04:46 PM (P4Pk9)

66 One of our so-called elected representatives is on film saying "She gon' keep sayin' "? God help us all.
=====
Black female, right? A fundamentally non-serious choice.
Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2025


***
She sounds like the average clerk at any of my local Walmarts.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 14, 2025 04:46 PM (J2vNu)

67 Hahahahaha.

Easily succeeded Operation Enduring Karen.

https://is.gd/46ots9

Posted by: Archimedes at January 14, 2025 04:46 PM (xCA6C)

68 All But Three Democrats Vote Against It

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Well, they are evil.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 14, 2025 04:46 PM (L/fGl)

69 Has Yaniv offed himself yet?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2025 04:46 PM (0wWvl)

70 which states that schools receiving federal funds would violate the law if they "permit a person whose sex is male to participate in an athletic program or activity that is designated for women or girls."

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It needs to be specifically stated that possessors of Y chromosome are so banned from female sports as sex seems to be definable in different ways.

Posted by: Decaf at January 14, 2025 04:47 PM (unUNN)

71 I just assumed they started their new term when the President did.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Nope. FWIW, presidents used to be inaugurated in March prior to FDR's second term. The old date was March 4th for both President and Congress before 20th Amendment that moved up presidential terms to begin on January 20th.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2025 04:47 PM (ctrM5)

72 Jasmine Crockett is a mouthy idiot like OAC but with a better tan.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 14, 2025 04:44 PM (tT6L1)
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And probably not ex-CIA.

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2025 04:47 PM (krQz2)

73 Had a coworker who was pissed off at her kid shortly after the election. Said kid was 100% sincere that his trans friends would now be rounded up and killed.

This is a disease.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 14, 2025 04:47 PM (aYmFI)

74 Murkowski should probably pay attention. Most of Alaska is already on record disallowing boys to play on girls teams. But she really isn't there on our behalf, is she?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 14, 2025 04:47 PM (7Pnfz)

75 43 So, that Jasmine Crockett retard has taken the place of that other Texas rep Sheila Jackson-Lee as the dumbest, bitchiest, ass-holiest rep in congress.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 14, 2025 04:43 PM (XMwZJ)
________
What about Maxine?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 14, 2025 04:47 PM (1bNHn)

76 60 Jasmine Crockett is a mouthy idiot like OAC but with a better tan.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

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Is she the one who wears the huge foam rubber cowboy hat?

Posted by: It's hard to keep up at January 14, 2025 04:47 PM (dg+HA)

77 Holy shit! An actual law?! Not an EO?!

What are things coming to?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2025 04:47 PM (bss/y)

78 In fairness, decades ago I saw some in New Orleans that could have Crying Gamed me.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2025


***
There are good reasons for bars to keep the lights real low.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 14, 2025 04:48 PM (J2vNu)

79 After all it was radical feminists that planted and nurtured that fucking weed. Why shouldn't they get their asses kicked, their ribs fractured, their bones crushed?

If these were 47 year old cat mom Karens, maybe. I don't think 15 year old high schoolers deserve this however.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 14, 2025 04:48 PM (gKWVE)

80 25 Zuckerberg is now hosting the inaugural ball reception. I wonder what got him to 180?

Posted by: banana Dream at January 14, 2025 04:39 PM (Y6IkP)
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Testosterone.
Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2025 04:40 PM (krQz2)

Often, when a Sinner is caught, they 'repent' and suddenly become the most zealous... not because of real belief, but because they are afraid their past actions will be held against them...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2025 04:48 PM (QAkQ3)

81 Holy shit! An actual law?! Not an EO?!

What are things coming to?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2025 04:47 PM (bss/y)
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They'd better not try that again!

Posted by: DC at January 14, 2025 04:48 PM (krQz2)

82 The Crying Game was the opening shot.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 14, 2025 04:48 PM (aYmFI)

83 Is she the one who wears the huge foam rubber cowboy hat?

No, that's Frederica Smith Wilson.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 14, 2025 04:49 PM (xCA6C)

84 Cuellar and Rodriguez..
Posted by: tubal


Isn't Cuellar the last anti-abortion Dem in Congress?

Posted by: Bulg at January 14, 2025 04:49 PM (77rzZ)

85 Is she the one who wears the huge foam rubber cowboy hat?
Posted by: It's hard to keep up at January 14, 2025 04:47 PM (dg+HA)
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I think she's working on proving herself ready to wear the hat.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 14, 2025 04:49 PM (tT6L1)

86 Jasmine Crockett is a mouthy idiot like OAC but with a better tan.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

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Is she the one who wears the huge foam rubber cowboy hat?
Posted by: It's hard to keep up at January 14, 2025


***
I thought that was Maxine or SheJac. Crockett isn't wearing one in this clip, anyway.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 14, 2025 04:49 PM (J2vNu)

87 50 Oleander Unicorn is a sitting Congresscritter, yes?
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A girl can dream, can't she?!

Posted by: Oleander Unicorn at January 14, 2025 04:49 PM (iMpf5)

88 Anything conservative should get a brake going until the Puppet is gone in 6 days

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2025 04:49 PM (fwDg9)

89 55 Democrats vote against deporting rapists, murders and thieves in this country illegally.

Democrats vote against men pretending to be women being banned from HIGH SCHOOL and college athletics, causing in some cases, severe damage to girls and young women.

Democrats vote against budget cuts and debt ceilings, which leads to high inflation and financial pain for the middle class.

Democrats are evil, elitist pieces of shit that want nothing for anyone but themselves.
Posted by: Sponge

Viewing humanity as oppressed that can do no wrong and privileged as those you can do nothing right is at the core of leftism. The only disagreements are where a particular group falls in the hierarchy of oppressed people. All bullshit of course but that is status of the current elite, media, and Democrat party.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2025 04:49 PM (ctrM5)

90 >>Zuckerberg is now hosting the inaugural ball reception. I wonder what got him to 180?


Federal AI Policy.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2025 04:49 PM (snN/i)

91 OK, Crockett ties with Maxine...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 14, 2025 04:49 PM (XMwZJ)

92 >>>Manhattan Rep. Jerry Nadler (D-NY) and other Dems denounced the measure as a "cruel attack on transgender children" -- with Nadler even suggesting that the measure could allow authorities to subject biological women to "genital examination."

Right, like 1, you can't just tell women from men by sight and 2, even if you had some questions, you couldn't just look back at past academic records and discover that "Oleander Unicorn" used to be named "Timothy."


Another BS argument by the Democrats to frighten the AWFLs and cat ladies into thinking depraved school athletic directors will be stripping all the girl students and abusing them. If there is any doubt about a student's biological sex, the school simply has to check the birth certificate that I assume they require to be submitted by every (citizen) student's parents. If there is still a doubt, the school district's doctor can call the family's doctor to confirm a child's biological sex.

Posted by: Gref at January 14, 2025 04:49 PM (aBgBM)

93 85 Is she the one who wears the huge foam rubber cowboy hat?
Posted by: It's hard to keep up
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That one is from Florida.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2025 04:49 PM (ctrM5)

94 Jasmine Crockett is working hard to be more repellent than all of The Squad.

Ah, the struggle for supremacy in hell.

Posted by: Decaf at January 14, 2025 04:50 PM (unUNN)

95 Nadler: "children."

You might not consider the 16-year-old, 6-foot-5 power forward with long hair who just body-checked your daughter into a wall a "child," Jer.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 14, 2025 04:50 PM (amTrm)

96 15 The saddest thing about this is that there had to be a law
Posted by: Ben Had

You speak the truth, my lady. That this is even a topic of conversation shows how far we have fallen.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 14, 2025 04:50 PM (W2Pud)

97 77 Holy shit! An actual law?! Not an EO?!

What are things coming to?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2025 04:47 PM (bss/y))

I’m just a bill, yes I am only a bill…

~ Schoolhouse Rock

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 14, 2025 04:50 PM (9mfKN)

98 Too bad it seems to be limited to schools. I wanted to see everybody going nuts about the LA Olympics in 2028.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 14, 2025 04:50 PM (leLQ1)

99 80 25 Zuckerberg is now hosting the inaugural ball reception. I wonder what got him to 180?

Posted by: banana Dream at January 14, 2025 04:39 PM (Y6IkP)
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Testosterone.
Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2025 04:40 PM (krQz2)

Often, when a Sinner is caught, they 'repent' and suddenly become the most zealous... not because of real belief, but because they are afraid their past actions will be held against them...
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2025 04:48 PM (QAkQ3)

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The Missouri lawsuit against the feds for colluding with Big Tech never went away, is still working its way through the courts, and will probably end up with some wide-ranging consequences.

Zuck is trying to get on the good side of that equation despite being instrumental in making social media censorship happen in the first place.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, building tension with Henri-Georges Clouzot at January 14, 2025 04:50 PM (GBKbO)

100 Democrats vote against deporting rapists, murders and thieves in this country illegally.
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Name a party that can go up against its constituency!

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2025 04:50 PM (krQz2)

101 Real American Heroes.

Remember when Bud Light just made funny commercials?

https://tinyurl.com/4483z7ak

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2025 04:50 PM (bss/y)

102 Nadler even suggesting that the measure could allow authorities to subject biological women to "genital examination.

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Heh, the Church used to do that to Popes.

Random thought.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 14, 2025 04:50 PM (aYmFI)

103

Fiorello: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...you can't fool me. There ain't no sanity clause!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2025 04:50 PM (63Dwl)

104 Who are the three Republicans abstainers? I think their voters need to know.

Posted by: Decaf at January 14, 2025 04:50 PM (unUNN)

105 Sheshaqueeshanaynay finna let her mouf be write checks her ass caint cash.

Fuckin wig-snatchin Onlyhoes be up in Congress polishin they press on nails, yo.

Fo troof.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 14, 2025 04:50 PM (vlmcc)

106 That was Frederica S. Wilson that wore the big cowboy hat. She was only semi-retarded.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 14, 2025 04:51 PM (XMwZJ)

107 "So, that Jasmine Crockett retard has taken the place of that other Texas rep Sheila Jackson-Lee as the dumbest, bitchiest, ass-holiest rep in congress."

At least she is sort of attractive, so overall it is an improvement.

Posted by: Ripley at January 14, 2025 04:51 PM (GUOwU)

108 So when are the majority of democrats going to figure out that the woke/transgender bus has already left the station and they quit voting to protect the freaks?



I hope they never do.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 14, 2025 04:51 PM (Rcnd3)

109 Frederica Wilson was the scrunt that always wore that gaudy shit

Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2025 04:52 PM (0wWvl)

110 10 It’s a real bitch when that pendulum swings back, ain’t it?
Posted by: Duke Lowell
......................................
If only they were warned of the consequences!

(Cough)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 14, 2025 04:52 PM (sAmhv)

111 FWIW, presidents used to be inaugurated in March prior to FDR's second term. The old date was March 4th for both President and Congress before 20th Amendment that moved up presidential terms to begin on January 20th.
Posted by: whig at January 14, 2025


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My mother was, I think, about 21 when FDR's second term began in Jan. '37. She grumbled about it, and him, even 30 years later when I was a kid.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 14, 2025 04:52 PM (J2vNu)

112 Heh, the Church used to do that to Popes.

Random thought.
Posted by: WitchDoktor

Yep, the "Pope Jone" legend really rattled the Vatican's cage.

Posted by: Bulg at January 14, 2025 04:52 PM (77rzZ)

113 Jasmine Crockett sounds like a porn star from the Miami Vice era.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2025 04:52 PM (bss/y)

114 AOC went on an unhinged rant after the Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act passed. Among other things, she claims Republicans have removed abortion "rights" from "all women." She claims "women are bleeding out in parking lots across the country." She also repeats the ridiculous lie that Republicans are doing this so they can inspect the genitals of little girls.

http://tiny.cc/skp5001

Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2025 04:52 PM (Odg76)

115 Heh, the Church used to do that to Popes.

Random thought.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 14, 2025 04:50 PM (aYmFI)
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Before testing became much more sophisticated, women had to disrobe in front of the Olympic committee to prove they were women. Maybe it was doctors but, either way, wow.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 14, 2025 04:52 PM (tT6L1)

116 Rep. Nancy Mace challenges Rep. Jasmine Crockett to a fight

Why take it outside it wouldn't be the 1st fight in those 'august' chambers.

It might be the 1st catfight though... pay per view would make a bundle!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 14, 2025 04:52 PM (MG2xz)

117 Uh, isn't using Denigrating words about a fellow Congress Critter against the rules, and can thus be sanctioned?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2025 04:52 PM (QAkQ3)

118 How many of these democrat politicians actually believe the nonsense they are supporting/negating? And, how many are ONLY looking at their voting constituencies and trying to reflect that tiny niche within?

No sane person who is honest can think men dominating women's sports is a good idea. And no sane person can move beyond anything but two obvious genders (barring the East German shotput hermaphrodites). I just don't understand the vehemence coming from the Left. Transgenders are a small voting bloc. They aren't consequential in an election. In fact, catering to them is consequential. So, do these idiots really believe what they're selling?

Posted by: Orson at January 14, 2025 04:52 PM (dIske)

119 I am representative Shanaynay and I do not approve this message!

Posted by: fucking idiot at January 14, 2025 04:53 PM (y1BNY)

120 >>It’s a real bitch when that pendulum swings back, ain’t it?


That's why you tape it to your grundle.

Posted by: Big Mike Obama at January 14, 2025 04:53 PM (snN/i)

121 I'm morbidly curious what Crockett's donor list looks like.

Who is giving her money...?

I mean, besides the $20 increments she charges in town.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 14, 2025 04:53 PM (aYmFI)

122 How about keeping "women" from Mens sports? Lots of women are better basketball players. Oh, that's right wouldn't want to hurt the guys feelings.

Creating "damsels in distress" is a conservative tactic. They portray women as weak to achieve their twisted goals. They want people to believe that only GOP men can rescue, poor, wretched and helpless women. It’s a form of misogyny and social control.

I'm sure the price of those eggs is going to come down any time now.

No problem when it comes to adults. The problem is this affects kids as early as 1st grade when some are trying to deal with gender identity and there really isn't a physical advantage.

Not sure why some Dems were so supportive of transgender athletes like Lia Thomas. There was never any serious discussion over it to really get a consensus. Unfortunately we missed an opportunity to cut off a rallying cry from bigots who want to hate everything LGBTQ.

Some sports should be segregated by gender, including trans. Swimming, volleyball, a few others. Men and women are built different. Facts are facts.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 14, 2025 04:53 PM (JCZqz)

123 Oli London @OliLondonTV 3h
MSNBC President RESIGNS amid the networks falling ratings, days before Trump takes office.

Rashida Jones has announced she is resigning after 4 years at the liberal news network after the network lost 55% of its prime time audience since the election.

It comes as the networks ratings hit all time lows, with Rachel Maddow losing half of her audience since the election, and being forced to take a $5 million pay cut and Joy Reid seeing huge drops in her audience ratings.
Source: @NEWSMAX

Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 14, 2025 04:53 PM (iMpf5)

124 I’m just here for the cat fight.

Posted by: Cray Cray at January 14, 2025 04:53 PM (0Qogu)

125 which requires immigration officials to detain illegal migrants who engage in theft, shoplifting and related crimes.



How is this not already law?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 14, 2025 04:53 PM (sV5i2)

126 #112. Yep, fascinating how that legend made the rounds for centuries.

Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2025 04:53 PM (TN0g+)

127 Nadler even suggesting that the measure could allow authorities to subject biological women to "genital examination.

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At that point Senator Nadler was told to stop salivating and to get his hands out of his pants.

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2025 04:54 PM (krQz2)

128 My husband is threatening to make me go lay floor with him. Loving the housewife life. 😍
Posted by: Jmel

I read that as lay on the floor...lol

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 14, 2025 04:54 PM (OX9vb)

129 The Oleander Unicorns first appeared on The Ed Sullivan Show. After that national exposure they went on to join the Up With People tour for the better part of five years.

Posted by: Back in the day at January 14, 2025 04:54 PM (dg+HA)

130 Anything conservative should get a brake going until the Puppet is gone in 6 days
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2025


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I read that as "Poppet" and thought you meant Kammie-Ha-Ha. Small difference, I guess.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 14, 2025 04:54 PM (J2vNu)

131 AOC needs to sit down, shut up and quit embarrassing herself

Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2025 04:54 PM (0wWvl)

132 Some sports should be segregated by gender, including trans. Swimming, volleyball, a few others. Men and women are built different. Facts are facts.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 14, 2025 04:53 PM (JCZqz)

How did that one get in there ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2025 04:54 PM (VE6XX)

133 Hmmm.... Lots of Women are better basketball players?

OK then, no need for the WNBA at all correct? They can play with the Men.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2025 04:54 PM (QAkQ3)

134 117 Uh, isn't using Denigrating words about a fellow Congress Critter against the rules, and can thus be sanctioned?
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2025 04:52 PM (QAkQ3)

Kind of sounds antithetical to representative government. I WANT them to be at each other's throats.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2025 04:54 PM (bss/y)

135 with Nadler even suggesting that the measure could allow authorities to subject biological women to "genital examination."
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Project 2025 will make women report their periods to the government!!

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LOL, fukc off fatty--no one listened to you last year, they ain't listening to your fear mongering hyperventilating now.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 14, 2025 04:54 PM (q2q1y)

136 Newly minted AZ senator Ruben Gallego gets his first opportunity to deliver on his "tough on the border" promises in campaign ads.

And this is as close as we'll ever see him be bipartisan for his term. But it's good enough for use in his reelection campaign commercials five years from now.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 14, 2025 04:55 PM (Vyll1)

137 AOC went on an unhinged rant after the Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act passed. Among other things, she claims Republicans have removed abortion "rights" from "all women." She claims "women are bleeding out in parking lots across the country." She also repeats the ridiculous lie that Republicans are doing this so they can inspect the genitals of little girls.


She is utterly unhinged. The smarter ones will understand that the world has changed, and this nonsense won't fly anymore. AOC is apparently not one of those. They're making themselves into laughing stocks.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 14, 2025 04:55 PM (xCA6C)

138 CBS News@CBSNews
How suburban sprawl and climate change are making wildfires more destructive

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Well, that explains it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 14, 2025 04:55 PM (L/fGl)

139 Manhattan Rep. Jerry Nadler (D-NY) and other Dems denounced the measure as a "cruel attack on transgender children"

Jerry Nadler hasn't seen his genitals in 40 years. What does he know of gender?

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 14, 2025 04:55 PM (+oR7L)

140 Swimming, volleyball, a few others. Men and women are built different. Facts are facts.
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Looks like someone's getting a banning soon.

Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 14, 2025 04:55 PM (iMpf5)

141 Some sports should be segregated by gender, including trans. Swimming, volleyball, a few others. Men and women are built different. Facts are facts.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 14, 2025 04:53 PM (JCZqz)
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Yeah, that's a poster that's gone in short order. DUmmies aren't interested in reality.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 14, 2025 04:55 PM (tT6L1)

142 132 Some sports should be segregated by gender, including trans. Swimming, volleyball, a few others. Men and women are built different. Facts are facts.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 14, 2025 04:53 PM (JCZqz)

How did that one get in there ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2025 04:54 PM (VE6XX)

some? They even have Men's and Women's divisions in Pool, and Chess.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2025 04:55 PM (QAkQ3)

143 133 Hmmm.... Lots of Women are better basketball players?

OK then, no need for the WNBA at all correct? They can play with the Men.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2025 04:54 PM (QAkQ3)

Who in hell believes that???? Better than who?

Posted by: tubal at January 14, 2025 04:55 PM (PCK5/)

144 My husband is threatening to make me go lay floor with him. Loving the housewife life. 😍
Posted by: Jmel

Ah, euphemisms.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2025 04:55 PM (bss/y)

145 94 Jasmine Crockett is working hard to be more repellent than all of The Squad.

Ah, the struggle for supremacy in hell.
Posted by: Decaf at January 14, 2025 04:50 PM (unUNN)

The mean girl table, it's not just for middle school!

Posted by: Just Lily at January 14, 2025 04:56 PM (+xlKL)

146 I might be wrong but Alaska is stuck thither that multiple choice voting scam

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2025 04:56 PM (fwDg9)

147 Some sports should be segregated by gender, including trans. Swimming, volleyball, a few others. Men and women are built different. Facts are facts.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 14, 2025 04:53 PM



Someone is going to get banned over there.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2025 04:56 PM (aD39U)

148 138 CBS News@CBSNews
How suburban sprawl and climate change are making wildfires more destructive



If we all lived in Soviet style apartments, fires wouldn’t exist. Trust the science.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 14, 2025 04:56 PM (sV5i2)

149 AOC needs to sit down, shut up and quit embarrassing herself

Did we forget taking her shirt off?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 14, 2025 04:56 PM (xCA6C)

150 Someone needs to tell AOC the people bleeding, or burning, out are people who were assaulted in a state and city run by Democrats.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 14, 2025 04:56 PM (tT6L1)

151 Uh, isn't using Denigrating words about a fellow Congress Critter against the rules, and can thus be sanctioned?
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2025 04:52 PM (QAkQ3)
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Unfortunately yes.

As Bill McNeil said "Land of opportunity, my ass!"

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2025 04:56 PM (krQz2)

152 128 My husband is threatening to make me go lay floor with him. Loving the housewife life. 😍
Posted by: Jmel

That's how we got our 2nd child.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 14, 2025 04:57 PM (+oR7L)

153 >>>Some sports should be segregated by gender, including trans. Swimming, volleyball, a few others. Men and women are built different. Facts are facts.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 14, 2025 04:53 PM

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A glimpse of reason on DU?
BDS
Ban, Doxx, SWAT

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 14, 2025 04:57 PM (amTrm)

154 Trump announced today he's creating the EXTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE: https://is.gd/fSHyTr

Hey, just thought of something: if Trump were to somehow switch from funding the govt via IRS (completely get rid of it) replacing it with the ERS, then the SALT deduction would disappear and CA and others would cease again to be able to have their usurious taxes subsidized.

Posted by: wifey of ShainS at January 14, 2025 04:57 PM (M5J6O)

155
A bill preventing transgender women from competing in female sports at schools across the country narrowly cleared the House of Representatives Tuesday.
216 yea
208 nay
without Dem help.
HUH how is this vote count quality as narrowly?

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 14, 2025 04:57 PM (jQ+5q)

156 *She claims "women are bleeding out in parking lots across the country."*

Video or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Prove it at January 14, 2025 04:57 PM (dg+HA)

157 122 How about keeping "women" from Mens sports? Lots of women are better basketball players. Oh, that's right wouldn't want to hurt the guys feelings.

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lol wuuuuut?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 14, 2025 04:57 PM (sV5i2)

158 102 Heh, the Church used to do that to Popes.

Random thought.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 14, 2025 04:50 PM (aYmFI)

Since the release of the movie Conclave last year, it wouldn't surprise me if the Church resumes the practice.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 14, 2025 04:57 PM (leLQ1)

159 I was out on appointments all day -

How did Pete do? I assume he gave better than he got.
Command Summary please.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2025 04:57 PM (WXNFJ)

160 AOC needs to sit down, shut up and quit embarrassing herself

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Get your bitch ass back behind that bar, and make me a drink!!

-Eric Cartman

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 14, 2025 04:57 PM (aYmFI)

161 qualify (sp)

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 14, 2025 04:57 PM (jQ+5q)

162 "She is utterly unhinged. The smarter ones will understand that the world has changed, and this nonsense won't fly anymore. AOC is apparently not one of those. They're making themselves into laughing stocks.

Posted by: Archimedes"


I just cant understand this obsession with tyranny rights, especially child mutilation. It is repellent to anybody that gives it any thought except for a tiny minority. Yet it is a hill they are willing to die on.

At some point the DNC is going to pull the plug on this insanity and the issue will go away.

Posted by: Ripley at January 14, 2025 04:57 PM (GUOwU)

163 Archimedes. Her tits aren't worth the headache.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2025 04:58 PM (0wWvl)

164 In fairness, decades ago I saw some in New Orleans that could have Crying Gamed me.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2025

***
There are good reasons for bars to keep the lights real low.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

There were some places in Da Quarters.....Gunga Den and Silver Follies.....

Posted by: Miklos recalls things he never should have known at January 14, 2025 04:58 PM (xesY+)

165 133 Hmmm.... Lots of Women are better basketball players?

OK then, no need for the WNBA at all correct? They can play with the Men.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2025 04:54 PM (QAkQ3)
____________________________

I think Clay Travis's $1 Million bet is still pending isn't it. He bet the WNBA that a high school boys team of his choice could easily beat the WNBA champions. He's right.

Posted by: Orson at January 14, 2025 04:58 PM (dIske)

166 Heh, the Church used to do that to Popes.

Still have more balls than the present guy.

Posted by: Pope Joan at January 14, 2025 04:58 PM (gKWVE)

167 Congress now needs a flashing neon sign that says CALM YOUR TITS whenever this happens.

Ralph Cramden was right.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 14, 2025 04:58 PM (vlmcc)

168
If we all lived in Soviet style apartments, fires wouldn’t exist. Trust the science.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 14, 2025 04:56 PM (sV5i2)

Can you imagine if some of the areas with single family homes were converted to multiple occupancy buildings and there was a fire like this ? Try getting that many people evacuated

Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2025 04:58 PM (VE6XX)

169 All I wanted was a backrub.

Posted by: Just the punchline at January 14, 2025 04:59 PM (dg+HA)

170 Heh, the Church used to do that to Popes.

Still have more balls than the present guy.
Posted by: Pope Joan at January 14, 2025 04:58 PM (gKWVE)
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Except if you count the chin area.

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2025 04:59 PM (krQz2)

171 163 Archimedes. Her tits aren't worth the headache.

That's what I like about this place. We can respectfully disagree.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 14, 2025 04:59 PM (xCA6C)

172 I guess these trannies can go get jobs with CalFire. Haven't seen a 'woman' there yet.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2025 04:59 PM (W/lyH)

173 HUH how is this vote count quality as narrowly?
Could someone translate that to English?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 14, 2025 04:59 PM (XMwZJ)

174 How did Pete do? I assume he gave better than he got.
Command Summary please.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2025 04:57 PM (WXNFJ)

Pete to Congress: You're gay and your shits retarded.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2025 04:59 PM (bss/y)

175 Jasmine Crockett sounds like a porn star from the Miami Vice era.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2025 04:52 PM (bss/y)

Better porn name than Oleander Tubbs.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 14, 2025 05:00 PM (FCbAQ)

176 Archimedes, I know tits. I've got two of my own!

Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2025 05:00 PM (0wWvl)

177 122 Not sure why some Dems were so supportive of transgender athletes like Lia Thomas. There was never any serious discussion over it to really get a consensus. Unfortunately we missed an opportunity to cut off a rallying cry from bigots who want to hate everything LGBTQ.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 14, 2025 04:53 PM (JCZqz)

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Why did the LGBTQ community itself adopt it so ardently, dummy?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, building tension with Henri-Georges Clouzot at January 14, 2025 05:00 PM (GBKbO)

178 Archimedes. Her tits aren't worth the headache.
Posted by: Ben Had

I think we all here can agree - some by ownership and the rest by examination, that there is iron in the words of Ben Had.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2025 05:00 PM (WXNFJ)

179
Often, when a Sinner is caught, they 'repent' and suddenly become the most zealous... not because of real belief, but because they are afraid their past actions will be held against them...
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2025 04:48 PM (QAkQ3)



*whistles absently*

Posted by: The Neo-Cons at January 14, 2025 05:00 PM (y9nCu)

180 She (AOC) claims "women are bleeding out in parking lots across the country."

Is that where it'd from? Someone on the trans DU thread said the same stupid thing, and I wondered where it came from. Latest NPC catchphrase download, I guess.

Conservatives and misogynists don’t give a damn about women. If they did, they wouldn’t pass abortion restrictions that result in women dying in ER parking lots or at home after they were denied care. The legislation in the article is about enforcing rigid gender roles and trying to make trans people an enemy of purity and femininity.

Looks like I misremembered a bit...no bleeding, but dying in ER parking lots

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 14, 2025 05:01 PM (JCZqz)

181
Often, when a Sinner is caught, they 'repent' and suddenly become the most zealous... not because of real belief, but because they are afraid their past actions will be held against them...
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2025 04:48 PM (QAkQ3)

See, e.g., former OF THOTs who hit the wall and suddenly find Jesus.

Posted by: God forgives but you're still ran-through at January 14, 2025 05:01 PM (ybSPO)

182 Among other things, she claims Republicans have removed abortion "rights" from "all women." She claims "women are bleeding out in parking lots across the country."
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I can imagine the outrage on the Old Grey Hairs and Husky Women Licking Slots forums as they darkly conspire on how they are now going to have to secret away abortifacients in clandestine hiddy-holes in case ... well, not for them but for some other women might get pregnant.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 14, 2025 05:01 PM (q2q1y)

183 And this is as close as we'll ever see him be bipartisan for his term. But it's good enough for use in his reelection campaign commercials five years from now.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle
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Knowing Gallegos, he may be in prison by then.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2025 05:01 PM (ctrM5)

184
Can you imagine if some of the areas with single family homes were converted to multiple occupancy buildings and there was a fire like this ? Try getting that many people evacuated
Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2025 04:58 PM (VE6XX)

But if everyone lived in apartments and didn’t own cars then climate change would stop. Without climate change there would be no fires. Hence no evacuations needed.

You have to think like a lunatic, and then it all makes sense.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 14, 2025 05:01 PM (sV5i2)

185 AOC is 35, which for latinas is like 72. When she takes off her bra, her next door neighbor can probably hear them hit the linoleum.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 14, 2025 05:01 PM (zUe/H)

186 I think we all here can agree - some by ownership and the rest by examination, that there is iron in the words of Ben Had.
Posted by: Tonypete

But sarge, I love her! I can change her!

Posted by: There's always one at January 14, 2025 05:02 PM (JCZqz)

187 Its a MAGAKREIG!!!!!! soon to be a MAGAQUAKE!!!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 14, 2025 05:02 PM (jQ+5q)

188 104 Who are the three Republicans abstainers? I think their voters need to know.
Posted by: Decaf at January 14, 2025 04:50 PM (unUNN)

Gaetz hasn't got a replacement yet, so that might be one of them.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 14, 2025 05:02 PM (leLQ1)

189 Her tits aren't worth the headache.
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That's one of those things that, unfortunately, most of us had to learn for ourselves.

Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2025 05:02 PM (TN0g+)

190 There are good reasons for bars to keep the lights real low.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
*
There were some places in Da Quarters.....Gunga Den and Silver Follies.....
Posted by: Miklos recalls things he never should have known at January 14, 2025


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Walked past 'em a million times as a teen and young man. Never been inside. The 500 Club near what used to be Al Hirt's place was the only "show" I ever went to see -- aside from Morganna the Kissing Bandit. She appeared at the Downs Lounge, a block from where I lived in the suburbs in '84. She looked like she was having a lot of fun, and so did we in the audience.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 14, 2025 05:02 PM (J2vNu)

191 Zuckerberg is now hosting the inaugural ball reception. I wonder what got him to 180?

Marc Andreessen said the Biden junta gathered all of Silicon Valley in 2021 and told them the government had to control AI to prevent it from saying things that go against "our democracy". Therefore the Feds would smash any uncooperative players in the space and ruin anyone who tried to start a new company they didn't yet control. Ditto anyone trying to do cryptocurrency that could be used to evade the Federal Reserve.

And they have in fact done so repeatedly since then, mostly using Elizabeth Warren's CFPB to forcibly de-bank anyone who did any of those things.

The other ingredient is that Zuckerberg started doing martial arts training and working out seriously. It's why he looks more human now, and the increased T levels of course correlate with not putting up with Democrats' crap.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2025 05:02 PM (2ocoG)

192 Not sure why some Dems were so supportive of transgender athletes like Lia Thomas. There was never any serious discussion over it to really get a consensus.
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NPC don't get to question the HotFix software update.
It's just there and that's that.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 14, 2025 05:02 PM (q2q1y)

193 Better porn name than Oleander Tubbs.
Posted by: OneEyedJack

They Call Me MISTER OLEANDER TIBBS..

Posted by: Miklos in best Sidney Poitier voice at January 14, 2025 05:03 PM (xesY+)

194 Clay Travis is absolutely right. Any state all-star high-school boy's B-ball team would demolish any WNBA team. I mean complete blowout...win by 50 points. Have you seen Angel Reese try to dribble, make a layup, shoot a free throw? And she's a "star" in the WNBA.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 14, 2025 05:03 PM (XMwZJ)

195 I just cant understand this obsession with tyranny rights, especially child mutilation. It is repellent to anybody that gives it any thought except for a tiny minority. Yet it is a hill they are willing to die on.

At some point the DNC is going to pull the plug on this insanity and the issue will go away.
Posted by: Ripley
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Depopulation, grooming, and wholesale people replacement.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2025 05:03 PM (ctrM5)

196 I think we all here can agree - some by ownership and the rest by examination, that there is iron in the words of Ben Had.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2025 05:00 PM (WXNFJ)

AOC's: no

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2025 05:03 PM (bss/y)

197 AOC is 35, which for latinas is like 72. When she takes off her bra, her next door neighbor can probably hear them hit the linoleum.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

I believe the old Bob and Tom radio program used a timpani effect to describe this very scene.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2025 05:03 PM (WXNFJ)

198 Marc Andreessen said the Biden junta gathered all of Silicon Valley in 2021 and told them the government had to control AI to prevent it from saying things that go against "our democracy". Therefore the Feds would smash any uncooperative players in the space and ruin anyone who tried to start a new company they didn't yet control. Ditto anyone trying to do cryptocurrency that could be used to evade the Federal Reserve.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2025 05:02 PM (2ocoG)
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Ah, so that's what the AI scare was about.

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2025 05:03 PM (krQz2)

199 57
Fenelon, here's a good link with all the members -
it goes to C-Span

https://tinyurl.com/4d4wbptb

Posted by: Ciampino - Let's get tough on the Dems at January 14, 2025 05:03 PM (i0xsb)

200 CBS News@CBSNews
How suburban sprawl and climate change are making wildfires more destructive

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IOW, suburban sprawl makes it easier for arsonists to cause more destructive fires?

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 14, 2025 05:03 PM (qBdHI)

201 I just cant understand this obsession with tyranny rights, especially child mutilation. It is repellent to anybody that gives it any thought except for a tiny minority. Yet it is a hill they are willing to die on.

At some point the DNC is going to pull the plug on this insanity and the issue will go away.
Posted by: Ripley
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Depopulation, grooming, and wholesale people replacement.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2025 05:03 PM (ctrM5)
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There you go.

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2025 05:04 PM (krQz2)

202
"If you want to take it outside, we can do that." 👀


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Cat fight in the back alley!

Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 14, 2025 05:04 PM (nkKiD)

203 IOW, suburban sprawl makes it easier for arsonists to cause more destructive fires?
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 14, 2025 05:03 PM (qBdHI)

I would say a fire in a high rise apartment building would be worse. Like rats in a sinking ship.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2025 05:05 PM (bss/y)

204 Too bad it seems to be limited to schools. I wanted to see everybody going nuts about the LA Olympics in 2028.
Posted by: tankdemon

That one needs to say anyone with XY chromosomes to get rid of that guy beating up women.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 14, 2025 05:05 PM (MG2xz)

205 OK then, no need for the WNBA at all correct?
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Yeah.
They can also go into a lucrative career as a Mattress Actress.
Like that one that made more on OF than in the WNBA.
LOL

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 14, 2025 05:05 PM (q2q1y)

206 194 Clay Travis is absolutely right. Any state all-star high-school boy's B-ball team would demolish any WNBA team. I mean complete blowout...win by 50 points. Have you seen Angel Reese try to dribble, make a layup, shoot a free throw? And she's a "star" in the WNBA.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 14, 2025 05:03 PM (XMwZJ)

She has a 37% shooting percentage I think.

And she's a "pro".

Posted by: Just Lily at January 14, 2025 05:06 PM (+xlKL)

207 188 104 Who are the three Republicans abstainers? I think their voters need to know.
Posted by: Decaf at January 14, 2025 04:50 PM (unUNN)

Gaetz hasn't got a replacement yet, so that might be one of them.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 14, 2025 05:02 PM (leLQ1)

I was wrong. The vote total is 434. A full house is 435, so they weren't counting that seat among the not voting.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 14, 2025 05:06 PM (leLQ1)

208 Lady in Black, the 15 minute city gambit.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2025 05:06 PM (0wWvl)

209 Why did the LGBTQ community itself adopt it so ardently, dummy?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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The activists are often the worst perverts and groomers. Look up Harvey Milk's history, the unvarnished ones.

Or the long list of Labour politicians with child pron, sexual abuse of minors, etc. Someone posted that today on X. I'd imagine the Tory party has some of that as well but they force their perverts out when they become public.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2025 05:06 PM (ctrM5)

210 200 CBS News@CBSNews
How suburban sprawl and climate change are making wildfires more destructive

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IOW, suburban sprawl makes it easier for arsonists to cause more destructive fires?
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 14, 2025 05:03 PM (qBdHI)

Years of prohibiting controlled burns or other clearance of dried out undergrowth and dead trees makes it easier for arsonists to cause more destructive fires, but that puts the spotlight back on the CA government's idiocy.

Posted by: Fuck CBS. And Bass. And Newsome at January 14, 2025 05:06 PM (ybSPO)

211 OK then, no need for the WNBA at all correct?
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Lesbians get it done.

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2025 05:07 PM (krQz2)

212 Sounds like Nadler wants to look at some cooch. I suspect he hasn't seen any for years.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 14, 2025 05:07 PM (7Pnfz)

213 I was wrong. The vote total is 434. A full house is 435, so they weren't counting that seat among the not voting.
Posted by: tankdemon
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House rules. It is a majority based on filled seats rather than an absolute 218.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2025 05:07 PM (ctrM5)

214 Mr. Hegseth is not true that you tore the wings of a fly when you were 6 years old ?????????????????


You are unfit to lead the DoD if this is True !!!!!!!!!!!

We need people like Fat Boy Austin who is a Political General to be in charge of DoD............

Posted by: Senator Duckworthlesse at January 14, 2025 05:07 PM (lgj4s)

215 Which state has the very dubious honor of having hair gal, Jasmine Crockett as their politician? She doesn't sound like the brightest bulb in the box and also seems very entitled..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2025 04:44 PM

She's a Texas lawyer. And a Baptist who attended Catholic school.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 14, 2025 05:07 PM (fxCK2)

216 What do they mean we're in danger of having to have children be examined to play sports?

That's been a part of sports since forever. We all had to get doctor clearance.

Turn your head and cough is one of the earliest and most enduring joke lines of all time.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 14, 2025 05:08 PM (z/ifB)

217 I'm Gavin Newsom, and I approve of my Governorship and future Presidency.

Posted by: Gavin Newsom (D-CA) at January 14, 2025 05:08 PM (a3Q+t)

218 10 It’s a real bitch when that pendulum swings back, ain’t it?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 14, 2025 04:37 PM (u73oe)

It's the pits.

Posted by: Edgar Allen Poe at January 14, 2025 05:08 PM (z+ik4)

219 194 Clay Travis is absolutely right. Any state all-star high-school boy's B-ball team would demolish any WNBA team. I mean complete blowout...win by 50 points. Have you seen Angel Reese try to dribble, make a layup, shoot a free throw? And she's a "star" in the WNBA.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 14, 2025 05:03 PM (XMwZJ)

Doubt you even need an all star team. A few years ago the US wymynses soccer team lost to an Under-15 boys team from Texas. The score was 5-1. This wasn’t the Texas all star team or anything. It was a run of the mill club team. Even worse for them, this was during the era when the US absolutely dominated soccer internationally. Best team in the world. And yet some random 9th grade boys kicked their asses. 🤣

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 14, 2025 05:08 PM (sV5i2)

220 They can’t quit them.

Posted by: Eromero at January 14, 2025 05:08 PM (LHPAg)

221 Lesbians get it done.
Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2025 05:07 PM


One could shout that they're en fuego!

Posted by: That Guy who shouts "En fuego!" at January 14, 2025 05:09 PM (a3Q+t)

222 Nadless? its clear you never played sports because they all force you to TAKE A PHYSICAL before allowing you on the team...

In which they do, already check for hernias, which means checking your genitals.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2025 04:39 PM

I thought the same thing. "Turn your head and cough" was the scary phrase.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 14, 2025 05:09 PM (fxCK2)

223 They can also go into a lucrative career as a Mattress Actress.
Like that one that made more on OF than in the WNBA.
LOL
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

Back off, bitches! There's only ONE real Mattress Girl.

Mattress Performance (Carry That Weight)

Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz, the ORIGINAL Mattress Girl at January 14, 2025 05:09 PM (JCZqz)

224 with Nadler even suggesting that the measure could allow authorities to subject biological women to "genital examination.

There are logistical reasons that have prevented Nadler from giving himself a "Genital Examination" most of his adult life.

Posted by: Fact Checker at January 14, 2025 05:09 PM (q/LY2)

225 My opinion. I think all of Newscums handjive is insecurity.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2025 05:09 PM (0wWvl)

226 I’m sure someone already snarked about how funny it is that Nadler was talking about genitalia examinations when he has seen his in years .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2025 05:10 PM (D6PGr)

227 Depopulation, grooming, and wholesale people replacement.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2025 05:03 PM (ctrM5)
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There you go.
Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2025 05:04 PM (krQz2)
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I'm not so sure. Democrats, for the most part, aren't capable of that sort of competence or thinking beyond the present. I think it's one of two reasons (and the second one is nightmarish)

1. It's trendy. Shallow people incapable of critical thought love their trends...and patronize the loudest among them.

2. There are a hell of a lot more Transgenders than we realize and they are all on the left but not overt about their behavior. This is exacerbated by the cliff drop of testosterone over the last 5 decades which does nothing but reinforce that behavior.

Posted by: Orson at January 14, 2025 05:10 PM (dIske)

228 Rep. Nancy Mace challenges Rep. Jasmine Crockett to a fight

Why take it outside it wouldn't be the 1st fight in those 'august' chambers.

It might be the 1st catfight though... pay per view would make a bundle!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron



See! We were just talking about girl on girl in the last thread. Ace delivers!

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 14, 2025 05:10 PM (NMT5x)

229 It’s a real bitch when that pendulum swings back, ain’t it?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 14, 2025 04:37 PM


Fo' shizzle!

Posted by: Foucault at January 14, 2025 05:10 PM (a3Q+t)

230 GoNadler, Go.

Posted by: Roy at January 14, 2025 05:10 PM (z+ik4)

231 It’s a real bitch when that pendulum swings back, ain’t it?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 14, 2025 04:37 PM (u73oe)

It's the pits.
Posted by: Edgar Allen Poe at January 14, 2025 05:08 PM

*golf clap*

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 14, 2025 05:11 PM (fxCK2)

232
She is utterly unhinged. The smarter ones will understand that the world has changed, and this nonsense won't fly anymore. AOC is apparently not one of those. They're making themselves into laughing stocks.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 14, 2025 04:55 PM (xCA6C)

Zactly... the commies are running by the old playbook when 'He said Macca' amd 'you touched my foot while I was taking a shit in the stall next to you' would shut down super dooper hypocrite Christian Pubs. This is MAGA a whole new animal We don't give a fuck then we pray for forgiveness..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 14, 2025 05:11 PM (jQ+5q)

233 Point of order! Crockett flips wighat! Sneers!

I want a vote to declare open season on trans wimmen in bathrooms...for real women to bobbit them and ease the transition process while saving money. If they bleed to death it was not meant to be. They will be buried male gender.

If there are other injuries due to them exposing themselves to granddaughters, if they live or die, it was just and heroic.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 14, 2025 05:11 PM (gi+MR)

234 Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 14, 2025 05:07 PM (fxCK2)

Thanks; I'm not really impressed with the intellectual quality of some lawyers, but I think it's o.k. fort a Bapist to go to Catholic school. She may have gotten a better education there than in the public school.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2025 05:12 PM (MQJVv)

235 200 CBS News@CBSNews
How suburban sprawl and climate change are making wildfires more destructive

IOW, suburban sprawl makes it easier for arsonists to cause more destructive fires?
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 14, 2025 05:03 PM (qBdHI)

Hmmm.... actually... I could see the Heat Island Effect (cities retain more heat) affecting wind patterns in coastal cities. Santa Ana winds usually blow when the temp in Vegas, is LOWER than the Los Angelas Coast Temp.... so it would seem that the heat Island effect of even a couple of degrees, could make that worse than would be natural...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2025 05:12 PM (QAkQ3)

236 It was a run of the mill club team.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 14, 2025 05:08 PM (sV5i2)

...

I don't think that's quite right. I think it was a pretty elite group of boys, like they were training with a pro team or something.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 14, 2025 05:12 PM (z/ifB)

237 >> She's a Texas lawyer. And a Baptist who attended Catholic school.

And therefore an apostate based on her stated views. South Dallas must be so proud.

And I put $100 on Mace. She’ll pull those hair extensions out and beat Crockett with them.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 14, 2025 05:12 PM (rTx0Q)

238 The Santa Anna wildfires are no worse than they have been over the past 1,000 years. The tide line in San Francisco is no higher than it was 150 years ago when those wharves were first built. How is it that people believe in Global Warming when there is no evidence whatsoever? At least Christians have a Bible and Jesus, but these globo-homos don't even have eyes.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 14, 2025 05:13 PM (7Pnfz)

239 Nancy, darlin--- put on your red dress baby, in case some fool might want to fight.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2025 05:13 PM (0wWvl)

240 Hmmm.... actually... I could see the Heat Island Effect (cities retain more heat) affecting wind patterns in coastal cities. Santa Ana winds usually blow when the temp in Vegas, is LOWER than the Los Angelas Coast Temp.... so it would seem that the heat Island effect of even a couple of degrees, could make that worse than would be natural...
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2025 05:12 PM (QAkQ3)

When the groovy beach houses in Malibu are so close you can hold your neighbor's hand, I am unsure why anyone is surprised. Millions of dollars for THAT property?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 14, 2025 05:13 PM (gi+MR)

241 Something tells me Crockett doesn't smell as nice as her namesake jasmine.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 14, 2025 05:13 PM (wBaIH)

242 Read Paul Kengor Devil and Karl Marx, he explains how Marxism has evolved into Cultural Marxism and slipping class warfare down and making LGBQXYZ into its prime movement

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2025 05:14 PM (fwDg9)

243 There are logistical reasons that have prevented Nadler from giving himself a "Genital Examination" most of his adult life.
Posted by: Fact Checker at January 14, 2025 05:09 PM (q/LY2)

Nadler has a dicky do
His belly sticks out more than his dicky do

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 14, 2025 05:14 PM (jQ+5q)

244 Mace/Crockett cat fight. I gotta admit, I got some movement.

Posted by: Candidus at January 14, 2025 05:14 PM (0fqwu)

245 Point of order! Crockett flips wighat! Sneers! . . .

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 14, 2025


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"Put on yo' high-heel sneakers,
Wear yo' wighat on yo' head . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 14, 2025 05:14 PM (J2vNu)

246 >>Hmmm.... actually... I could see the Heat Island Effect (cities retain more heat) affecting wind patterns in coastal cities. Santa Ana winds usually blow when the temp in Vegas, is LOWER than the Los Angelas Coast Temp.... so it would seem that the heat Island effect of even a couple of degrees, could make that worse than would be natural...


Not to mention the Population of Feral Homeless living on all of the interface lands.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2025 05:14 PM (snN/i)

247 My opinion. I think all of Newscums handjive is insecurity.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2025 05:09 PM (0wWvl)

....

The video yesterday about his Marshall plan was the first time I'd seen him, and it was incessant. It's clearly not normal--plenty of people use their hands when they talk, including my wife, but the way he does it is very strange.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 14, 2025 05:14 PM (z/ifB)

248 Doubt you even need an all star team.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 14, 2025 05:08 PM (sV5i2)
___________________

Clay Travis would have picked Montverde Academy in Montverde, Florida as his boys high school team. Cooper Flagg was their star player and has already done some workouts with the NBA. He's going to play at least a year at Duke before going in the draft. He wasn't the only good player on Montverde.

Posted by: Orson at January 14, 2025 05:15 PM (dIske)

249 > She has a 37% shooting percentage I think.

Looks like 39.1 FG% and 18.8 3P%.

Just for comparison, the worst active NBA player's FG% is Alec Burks with 40.8. The worst NBA player 3P% is Wendell Carter Jr at 18.3. So she's slightly better than the worst NBA player at three pointers.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2025 05:15 PM (Odg76)

250 >>Nancy, darlin--- put on your red dress baby, in case some fool might want to fight.


Put that Wighat on your head

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2025 05:15 PM (snN/i)

251 Skip, live ya but sometimes sheer stupidity come into play too.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2025 05:15 PM (0wWvl)

252 243 There are logistical reasons that have prevented Nadler from giving himself a "Genital Examination" most of his adult life.
Posted by: Fact Checker at January 14, 2025 05:09 PM (q/LY2)

Nonsense.

Surely he can afford a rag on a stick and a mirror.

No wanting to see he's smothered nethers is another thing entirely. Showing Gerald his own balls is like showing Medusa her reflection.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 14, 2025 05:16 PM (zUe/H)

253 As everyone here could predict, the Democrats choose to go down the unholy highway to hell, clickety-clack, not even pausing for the speed-bump of the presidential election.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 14, 2025 05:16 PM (C53IZ)

254
Put that Wighat on your head
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2025


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The Name Game!

"Shirley shirley bo-purley
Banana-fanna-po-purley
Fee-fi-fo-furley -- Shirley!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 14, 2025 05:17 PM (J2vNu)

255 garrett, yeah, you know it !

Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2025 05:17 PM (0wWvl)

256 Jasmine Crocket is worse than AOC.

Wow.

Posted by: Horse named Wildfire at January 14, 2025 05:17 PM (Hkcdp)

257 How in hell did Lloyd Austin pass the fitness test?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 14, 2025 05:17 PM (7Pnfz)

258 How in hell did Lloyd Austin pass the fitness test?
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 14, 2025


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Bribed somebody for a waiver. Or sent in a ringer.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 14, 2025 05:18 PM (J2vNu)

259 Thanks; I'm not really impressed with the intellectual quality of some lawyers, but I think it's o.k. fort a Bapist to go to Catholic school. She may have gotten a better education there than in the public school.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


You're not wrong. I went to Catholic schools K-12 and there were a ton of Baptists, Methodists, you name it, the family could afford it to avoid the public schools. It's been a thing for a long time now.

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at January 14, 2025 05:18 PM (OUMaO)

260 wildfires are no worse than they have been over the past 1,000 years. The tide line in San Francisco is no higher than it was 150 years ago when those wharves were first built. How is it that people believe in Global Warming when there is no evidence whatsoever? At least Christians have a Bible and Jesus, but these globo-homos don't even have eyes.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Because people are generally stupid and believe anything “the news” tells them.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 14, 2025 05:18 PM (sV5i2)

261 257 How in hell did Lloyd Austin pass the fitness test?
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 14, 2025 05:17 PM (7Pnfz)

_____________________________

He was having surgery that day, and no one knew where he was.

Posted by: Orson at January 14, 2025 05:18 PM (dIske)

262 Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 14, 2025 05:07 PM (fxCK2)

Thanks; I'm not really impressed with the intellectual quality of some lawyers, but I think it's o.k. fort a Bapist to go to Catholic school. She may have gotten a better education there than in the public school.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2025 05:12 PM

I just thought it was odd, considering how vocal black Baptists in my neck of the woods have been against Catholics (particularly black Catholics). I'm used to the people playing coy about their beliefs; e.g. fliers using "I'm a proud St. _____'s alum" to convince older alumni to support a pro-abort politician.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 14, 2025 05:18 PM (fxCK2)

263 CALL OF THE WIGHAT

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=AHxE757e8iE

Posted by: THE CRAMPS at January 14, 2025 05:18 PM (snN/i)

264 They did the meme!

https://is.gd/iekfbs

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 14, 2025 05:19 PM (L/fGl)

265 Rep. Nancy Mace challenges Rep. Jasmine Crockett to a fight

Why take it outside it wouldn't be the 1st fight in those 'august' chambers.

It might be the 1st catfight though... pay per view would make a bundle!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron


Both of those broads need to grow the fuck up. That isn't the junior high cafeteria. It's the United States House of Representatives. Yes it is full of grifters, assholes and thieves but for hells sake learn the meaning of the word decorum. There's a reason why the legislative branch is hated and mocked. These two idiots personify the sleaze in that chamber

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 14, 2025 05:19 PM (4XwPj)

266 AOC needs to sit down, shut up and quit embarrassing herself
Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2025 04:54 PM (0wWvl)


It would be sexist and denigrating to suggest that pregnant women can become hysterical, and beset by strange fancies during their confinement.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 14, 2025 05:19 PM (D7oie)

267 It's clearly not normal--plenty of people use their hands when they talk, including my wife, but the way he does it is very strange.
Posted by: TexasDan

Joke I heard in NATO multinational setting.

International Spy Conference is going on. They have a competition to see who can withstand torture the longest. British guy goes in, comes out 2 hours later with black eye. Held out as long as he could, but had to give in.

American goes in, and everyone hears his cries of pain, but after 4 hours, he, too, comes out beaten and defeated.

Italian goes in...and despite his cries of pain, and hours of torture, he doesn't break and spill the information. He comes out to thunderous applause, and when the crowd how he kept quiet for so long, he says "i tried to tell them everything, but they had my hands tied behind my back!"

Posted by: Military Moron at January 14, 2025 05:20 PM (JCZqz)

268 Manhattan Rep. Jerry Nadler (D-NY) and other Dems denounced the measure as a "cruel attack on transgender children"
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You go, Jerry! Ramp it up even. America just loves to hear your views.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2025 05:20 PM (baCz7)

269 257 How in hell did Lloyd Austin pass the fitness test?
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 14, 2025 05:17 PM (7Pnfz)

the military has 'relaxed' standards for high ranking Officers and Enlisted...

and in the last few years, just pretty much threw out all the old standards anyway.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2025 05:20 PM (QAkQ3)

270 Nancy Mace is nuttier than squirrel shit.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 14, 2025 05:20 PM (rTx0Q)

271 . . . I think it's o.k. fort a Bapist to go to Catholic school. She may have gotten a better education there than in the public school.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
*
You're not wrong. I went to Catholic schools K-12 and there were a ton of Baptists, Methodists, you name it, the family could afford it to avoid the public schools. It's been a thing for a long time now.
Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at January 14, 2025


***
My father had been sent to Catholic schools as a boy. He swore he'd never put a child of his through that. (Of course it might have come down to, "Public school is free.") I've often wondered how much of a higher quality education, and better college application advice, I might have gotten at a Catholic high school.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 14, 2025 05:21 PM (J2vNu)

272 CBS news - please explain the cause of urban sprawl? More specifically, if Americans are having below replacement level childbearing, then why the need to keep building millions and millions of homes, condos and apartments??

If you truly cared about climate change you would demand a wall, and an indeterminate pause in immigration. And no homelessness camps .

Posted by: Horse named Wildfire at January 14, 2025 05:22 PM (Hkcdp)

273 I'm used to the people playing coy about their beliefs; e.g. fliers using "I'm a proud St. _____'s alum" to convince older alumni to support a pro-abort politician.
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One of my criticisms against the Catholic church is that they have zero qualms about inserting themselves into "politics" IF the subject is immigration or war, but for literally decades allowed Ted Kennedy and others of his openly sinful ilk (pro-abortion positions) and never uttered a peep of objection to his (and other Catholic polititician's) attendance.

Pick a side--"politics" is either fair game or it isn't.

Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2025 05:22 PM (TN0g+)

274 270 Nancy Mace is nuttier than squirrel shit.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 14, 2025 05:20 PM (rTx0Q)

Maybe so, but she's right about men in the ladies' room.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 14, 2025 05:22 PM (7Pnfz)

275 Jasmine Crocket is worse than AOC.

-
I liked her better when she was an Aunt and was making syrup.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 14, 2025 05:23 PM (L/fGl)

276 274 270 Nancy Mace is nuttier than squirrel shit.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 14, 2025 05:20 PM (rTx0Q)

In the old days they would have referred to her as "High strung."

Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2025 05:24 PM (VE6XX)

277 2. There are a hell of a lot more Transgenders than we realize and they are all on the left but not overt about their behavior. This is exacerbated by the cliff drop of testosterone over the last 5 decades which does nothing but reinforce that behavior.
Posted by: Orson
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I seriously doubt that. What you see is a fair chunk of primarily white girls calling themselves something other than female on surveys. Very few of those are on puberty blockers and even fewer have had genital mutilation surgery. The guys that are trying to eunuch themselves seem to be fewer in number but are more likely to get puberty blockers and gender mutilation surgery. Macabre subject but similar to suicide--
"In 2005, male adolescents died by suicide at a rate five times greater than that of female adolescents. In 2005, suicide attempts by females were three times as frequent as those by males. A possible reason for this is the method of attempted suicide for males is typically that of firearm use, with a 78–90% chance of fatality. Females are more likely to try a different method, such as ingesting poison."

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2025 05:24 PM (ctrM5)

278 271 . . . I think it's o.k. fort a Bapist to go to Catholic school. She may have gotten a better education there than in the public school.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


So glad to have your approval.

Posted by: The other scogg at January 14, 2025 05:25 PM (eFajJ)

279 >> Incoming First Lady Melania Trump said in an interview that aired on Jan. 13 that the transition to the White House this time is different from the period following her husband’s first election victory.

The incoming first lady said that everything is already packed, and she has selected the furniture that will be installed once President Joe Biden, First Lady Jill Biden, and their family vacate the White House on Jan. 20. In a space of just five hours, transition staffers will move the Bidens out and move the Trumps in.

I hope that includes changing all the toilet seats.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 14, 2025 05:25 PM (rTx0Q)

280 Crockett and her trash talk is getting old. She is best ignored but it is hard to do when she is both ignorant and loud and obnoxious.

Posted by: Cheri at January 14, 2025 05:25 PM (oiNtH)

281 I think it's o.k. fort a Bapist to go to Catholic school. She may have gotten a better education there than in the public school.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Little baptist boy me, I have sat thru several seminars and panels where some of the speakers were padres from Gonzaga. Genuinely smart dudes. I was impressed.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2025 05:25 PM (W/lyH)

282 Pick a side--"politics" is either fair game or it isn't.
Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2025 05:22 PM (TN0g+)

In Catholic Canon Law, a bishop is charged with dealing with apostacy, sin, and other irregularities of behavior personally, to avoid broadcasting someone's sin publicly, which is the sin of detraction. The same is not true of political positions, or opinions. IOW, while we know that San Fran Nan's bishop has forbid her from taking Holy Communion, and that she continues to do so, it is rare that we get a glimpse of that publicly. IN this case, it is become of the public scandal and because she continues to defy correction, but that doesn't always happen.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 14, 2025 05:26 PM (7Pnfz)

283 Mann first sued National Review in 2012, after Canadian conservative commentator Mark Steyn criticized Mann in a post to National Review’s website. National Review editor Rich Lowry subsequently wrote a follow-up post defending Steyn’s criticisms, and Mann opted to sue the outlet for defamation. This week, a Washington, D.C., judge ruled that Mann must pay the outlet nearly $531,000 to cover a portion of the outlet’s legal fees within 30 days, National Review’s editors announced Friday.

Posted by: SMOD at January 14, 2025 05:26 PM (RHGPo)

284 The WNBA also plays with a smaller basketball.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2025 05:26 PM (D6PGr)

285 >> In the old days they would have referred to her as "High strung."
Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2025 05:24 PM (VE6XX)

No, she’s just batshit crazy. I applaud NC for that pick. She just DGAF.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 14, 2025 05:27 PM (rTx0Q)

286 Catholic schools have always enrolled folks who are not Catholic. The schools aren't just extensions of the diocese, they serve the public.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 14, 2025 05:27 PM (7Pnfz)

287 As a Protestant, I would rather see a child sent to a Catholic school than the public Cultural Marxist Seminary

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2025 05:27 PM (fwDg9)

288
Have you seen Angel Reese try to dribble, make a layup, shoot a free throw? And she's a "star" in the WNBA.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent


She's on the cover of Vogue.

https://t.ly/Iv9D9

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2025 05:27 PM (63Dwl)

289 I live by Faith.
I know there's some man junk down there.

Posted by: JERRY NADLER at January 14, 2025 05:28 PM (q/LY2)

290 The incoming first lady said that everything is already packed, and she has selected the furniture that will be installed once President Joe Biden, First Lady Jill Biden, and their family vacate the White House on Jan. 20.
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And if the Biden's stuff isn't removed by the appointed time, stack it on the lawn and be done with it.

Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2025 05:28 PM (TN0g+)

291 Is Mace the one who looks really good in a swimsuit?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 14, 2025 05:28 PM (sV5i2)

292 Nancy Mace is nuttier than squirrel shit.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 14, 2025 05:20 PM (rTx0Q)


They say the same thing about Trump. Oddly enough, following the Bush / Romney always composed wing of the GOP has accomplished exactly jack and shit. Perhaps all this "decorum" some like to talk about isn't all its cracked up to be.

Posted by: Not a Republican at January 14, 2025 05:28 PM (7nBnM)

293 If you truly cared about climate change you would demand a wall, and an indeterminate pause in immigration. And no homelessness camps .

Posted by: Horse named Wildfire at January 14, 2025 05:22 PM (Hkcdp)

Yep, US is Full, Moose up North should have told you that...

Large increases in population strain natural resources, and cause more pollution... so why do the Left want large population increases (except for US Citizens, see Abortion).

Their entire philosophy makes no sense at all.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2025 05:29 PM (QAkQ3)

294 So glad to have your approval.
Posted by: The other scogg at January 14, 2025 05:25 PM (eFajJ)

I don't believe that snark was necessary. Maybe not pick on Fen today?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 14, 2025 05:29 PM (7Pnfz)

295 Thats ana luna

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at January 14, 2025 05:29 PM (dJR17)

296 291 Is Mace the one who looks really good in a swimsuit?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 14, 2025 05:28 PM (sV5i2)

No, that's Luna

Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2025 05:29 PM (VE6XX)

297 The video yesterday about his Marshall plan was the first time I'd seen him, and it was incessant. It's clearly not normal--plenty of people use their hands when they talk, including my wife, but the way he does it is very strange.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 14, 2025 05:14 PM (z/ifB)

It is either side effects of a drug, legal or meth, or he has demons moving around.

Not normal, expecially for an "esteemed" politician who wants to be president someday. The shimmy swirl twirl during a disaster. Yes. This is what we all need.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 14, 2025 05:29 PM (gi+MR)

298 In Catholic Canon Law, a bishop is charged with dealing with apostacy, sin, and other irregularities of behavior personally, to avoid broadcasting someone's sin publicly, which is the sin of detraction. The same is not true of political positions, or opinions. IOW, while we know that San Fran Nan's bishop has forbid her from taking Holy Communion, and that she continues to do so, it is rare that we get a glimpse of that publicly. IN this case, it is become of the public scandal and because she continues to defy correction, but that doesn't always happen.
=====
Thank you--I didnt know that.

Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2025 05:29 PM (TN0g+)

299 And if the Biden's stuff isn't removed by the appointed time, stack it on the lawn and be done with it.
Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2025 05:28 PM (TN0g+)

1-800-GOT-JUNK

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 14, 2025 05:30 PM (sV5i2)

300 Democrats are absolutely insane in pushing the tranny lie that "there's just no way to tell men from women" so we might as well Respecc Pronoun.
Posted by: Ace at 04:34 PM

The double-c is a Crip thing, Ace. What set you reppin', dawg?

Posted by: Rollin' 30 at January 14, 2025 05:30 PM (BI5O2)

301 Mr. Hegseth do believe FARTing a public elevator before departing and then closing the door 2 seconds later should be a Federal Offense ???

Posted by: Senator Rosen, D (DumbAss), Nevada at January 14, 2025 05:30 PM (NAFdz)

302 Is Mace the one who looks really good in a swimsuit?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 14, 2025 05:28 PM (sV5i2)
.......

Ana Paulina Luna FTW

Posted by: wth at January 14, 2025 05:30 PM (v0R5T)

303 And if the Biden's stuff isn't removed by the appointed time, stack it on the lawn and be done with it.
Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2025 05:28 PM (TN0g+)

Well, Biden's garage should be mostly empty now that they cleaned out all those old boxes of documents.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2025 05:30 PM (QAkQ3)

304 Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2025 05:29 PM (QAkQ3)

Again their ability to determine cause and effect is nil.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2025 05:30 PM (D6PGr)

305 Ace,
Another way you can tell if they're transgender is THEY CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT THEIR "JOURNEY" AND THEIR "TRUE IDENTITY."
Please you pervs, can you go back to the old days where people kept their sexuality to themselves?

Posted by: Wally at January 14, 2025 05:30 PM (qV8+V)

306 And if the Biden's stuff isn't removed by the appointed time, stack it on the lawn and be done with it.
Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2025 05:28 PM (TN0g+)

Should probably nuke it from orbit to be sure.

Also, check to see that Jill left the White House silver in place.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 14, 2025 05:30 PM (7Pnfz)

307 Manhattan Rep. Jerry Nadler (D-NY) and other Dems denounced the measure as a "cruel attack on transgender children"

Wow! So prescribing drugs used to chemically castrate pedophiles and calling them 'puberty blockers' and lopping off ta ta's and weiners is ok??? think of the children? wow messed up

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 14, 2025 05:30 PM (jQ+5q)

308 Is sanity making a comeback?

I'm skeptical.

It's a win, and the GOP delivers so little that it's nice to see. But this isn't Republicans waging war on the trans madness, it's just identity politics. People like Mace only seem to care when the madness affects women (sports, restrooms). But just say there are only 2 sexes, gender is bullshit, etc.? I don't see much of the GOP making that case, willing to wage a culture war. We'll see.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 14, 2025 05:31 PM (zUe/H)

309 I hope that includes changing all the toilet seats.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 14, 2025 05:25 PM (rTx0Q)


I'm unsure Joe Biden has needed to use a toilet seat the whole time he was at 1600 Penn.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 14, 2025 05:31 PM (gKWVE)

310 > As a Protestant, I would rather see a child sent to a Catholic school than the public Cultural Marxist Seminary

There's plenty of cultural Marxism in the Catholic schools around me.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2025 05:32 PM (Odg76)

311 Mace is SC not NC. Not that it matters. We got crazy assholes here too.

Posted by: nckate at January 14, 2025 05:32 PM (4bYb7)

312 Apparently the new Gov of WA state is already advertising ways he's going to defy the incoming Trump administration.

I'm so proud.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 14, 2025 05:32 PM (W2Pud)

313 I had a call with my boss today. I got a modest 2.5% base pay increase and a five figure cash bonus. The brass are still figuring out equity bonuses.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2025 05:33 PM (Odg76)

314

Manhattan Rep. Jerry Nadler (D-NY) and other Dems denounced the measure as a "cruel attack on transgender children" -


Right before he cruelly attacked 3 dozen creme-filled donuts and a cup of warm bacon grease.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 14, 2025 05:34 PM (iJfKG)

315 The WNBA also plays with a smaller basketball.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2025 05:26 PM (D6PGr)

I think that's something that should be obvious. Women have smaller hands than men.

Posted by: coyne at January 14, 2025 05:34 PM (7ik3U)

316 Little baptist boy me, I have sat thru several seminars and panels where some of the speakers were padres from Gonzaga. Genuinely smart dudes. I was impressed.
Posted by: Diogenes
======
Saw a lot of rot is in a lot of supposedly religious colleges including Baptist or Catholic run ones in my field over the last twenty years or so at conferences in my field.

Not much impressed with recent theologians (other than the late departed Pope Benedict either) when they insert their political and modern day sociological biases into texts ostensibly aimed at educating readers of the Bible.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2025 05:34 PM (ctrM5)

317 312 Apparently the new Gov of WA state is already advertising ways he's going to defy the incoming Trump administration.

I'm so proud.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 14, 2025 05:32 PM (W2Pud)

All the illegals who are set to be deported should be given a choice. Back to the shithole you came
From or Seattle? Let the progs in WA bask in the new diversity.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 14, 2025 05:34 PM (sV5i2)

318 nurse, be of good cheer. Tom Homan isn't fucking around.

On another note, I talked to JT, he has his tablet and should be back to commenting soon.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2025 05:35 PM (0wWvl)

319 AOC is 35, which for latinas is like 72. When she takes off her bra, her next door neighbor can probably hear them hit the linoleum.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls



Then: Dribble off those Bobby Brooks and let me do as I please

Now: Trippin' on those Bobby Brooks when they hang below the knees

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 14, 2025 05:35 PM (NMT5x)

320 Manhattan Rep. Jerry Nadler (D-NY) and other Dems denounced the measure as a "cruel attack on transgender children"

Apparently Nadless Nadler who hasn't seen his "equipment" since 1984 doesn't know what is involved in transgender surgery before, during, and after. You want to talk about cruel? Asshole.

Posted by: Cheri at January 14, 2025 05:35 PM (oiNtH)

321 286 Catholic schools have always enrolled folks who are not Catholic. The schools aren't just extensions of the diocese, they serve the public.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 14, 2025 05:27 PM

Right. I went to a Catholic grade school because the public school was so bad at teaching my eldest brother. Our nearby Baptist high school accepted Catholics and Episcopalians.

But parents serious about their beliefs aren't apt to put their kids in a school whose religion they vehemently oppose. The first Jack Chick anti-Catholic comic book I ever saw was given to me by a friend who invited me to her church (Baptist). I think learning about where I attended school had something to do with why we didn't stay friends.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 14, 2025 05:36 PM (fxCK2)

322 305 Ace,
Another way you can tell if they're transgender is THEY CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT THEIR "JOURNEY" AND THEIR "TRUE IDENTITY."
Please you pervs, can you go back to the old days where people kept their sexuality to themselves?
Posted by: Wally at January 14, 2025 05:30 PM (qV8+V)

Bring back the CLOSET!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 14, 2025 05:36 PM (gi+MR)

323 286 Catholic schools have always enrolled folks who are not Catholic. The schools aren't just extensions of the diocese, they serve the public.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 14, 2025 05:27 PM (7Pnfz)

Traditionally Catholic Grammer Schools teach classes far advanced beyond public schools.
I attended Rutgers in my twenties for a few months. The English grammar curriculum was literally what I learned in grammar school... Yes Sister...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 14, 2025 05:36 PM (jQ+5q)

324 Not much impressed with recent theologians (other than the late departed Pope Benedict either) when they insert their political and modern day sociological biases into texts ostensibly aimed at educating readers of the Bible.

I can't think of any institution, not a single one, that isn't downstream of popular culture. Not the military. Not local, state, or federal law enforcement. Not any of the other sacred cows on either side.

There should be a lesson in that. No institutions are to be "trusted". They're all just people, people are just a product of culture, and our culture is absolutely awful.

Posted by: Not a Republican at January 14, 2025 05:36 PM (7nBnM)

325 Nood.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2025 05:37 PM (ctrM5)

326 Posted by: The other scogg at January 14, 2025 05:25 PM (eFajJ)

I don't see the point of your post other than snark. I say "my approval" because obviously some people would disappove of that. I am not in the business of making decisions for education for any kids but my own except insofar as it relates to Christian ed in the church.

Have a nice day.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2025 05:37 PM (MQJVv)

327 Omg the catfight between Mz. Nancy Mace Who Ain’t No Child, Chile…and Slay Kween of the moment Jasmine Crockett flingin’ that weave back, go on gurl, do yo thang…

Nancy honey, that is not how you handle this situation. You get you a squad and you proceed to haka the sheet outta the House Floor.

Make ugly faces and stick your tongue out real far.
That’s how you do it

Posted by: kallisto at January 14, 2025 05:39 PM (qz6mh)

328 315 The WNBA also plays with a smaller basketball.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2025 05:26 PM (D6PGr)

I think that's something that should be obvious. Women have smaller hands than men.
Posted by: coyne at January 14, 2025 05:34 PM (7ik3U)

I don’t get your point. My point was it’s just another thing that shows the difference in men and women’s sports and ridiculous to compare the accomplishments against each other . Like comparing C Clark scoring record against Pete Maravich and pointing out she scored more.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2025 05:40 PM (D6PGr)

329 the speakers were padres from Gonzaga. Genuinely smart dudes.
________

Jesuits have a reputation for being smart. I don't think they are particularly known for their wisdom. Pope Frankie is not known for either

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 14, 2025 05:40 PM (xvWX0)

330 OH boy AOC is a real Quacker Doodle,,,,
Even the Dems prolly rolled their eyes at her argument.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 14, 2025 05:41 PM (jQ+5q)

331 AOC is 35, which for latinas is like 72. When she takes off her bra, her next door neighbor can probably hear them hit the linoleum.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

We called them belly whackers.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2025 05:41 PM (D6PGr)

332
The brass are still figuring out equity bonuses.
Posted by: bonhomme


Hatchet, ax and saw.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2025 05:42 PM (63Dwl)

333 On another note, I talked to JT, he has his tablet and should be back to commenting soon.
Posted by: Ben Had


This makes me so happy!!!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 14, 2025 05:50 PM (W2Pud)

334 have afair amount of contempt for the Republican Party… but having them in the majority will be useful from time to time in the next 4 years..
Posted by: tubal at January 14, 2025 04:40 PM (PCK5/)
****
What am I? Chopped liver?

Posted by: The Midterms at January 15, 2025 12:35 AM (sR2xd)

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