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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Dispatch
Gerard Terborch
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2025 09:30 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2025 09:30 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 09, 2025 09:30 AM (2p8pT)
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 09:30 AM (77rzZ)
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Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2025 09:31 AM (QVFMB)
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at January 09, 2025 09:31 AM (mAq7n)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2025 09:31 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: BignJames at January 09, 2025 09:31 AM (Yj6Os)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2025 09:31 AM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: huerfano at January 09, 2025 09:31 AM (DKIGo)
Posted by: dantesed at January 09, 2025 09:31 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: The dog at January 09, 2025 09:32 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2025 09:32 AM (9gDA7)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2025 09:32 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2025 09:32 AM (Wnv9h)
And the officer must not trust him either wearing a cuirass
Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2025 09:32 AM (QVFMB)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2025 09:32 AM (9gDA7)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 09, 2025 09:32 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 09, 2025 09:32 AM (KiBMU)
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at January 09, 2025 09:33 AM (mAq7n)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2025 09:33 AM (Y6IkP)
Scribe : Talking Dog says Ed's balls stink
Thx CBD, would hang
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 09, 2025 09:33 AM (RLc6v)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at January 09, 2025 09:33 AM (NES37)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 09, 2025 09:33 AM (uqOoB)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 09, 2025 09:33 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 09:33 AM (YeGMU)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2025 09:33 AM (Y6IkP)
...as I go riding merrily along.
Posted by: BignJames at January 09, 2025 09:34 AM (Yj6Os)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2025 09:34 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 07, 2025 07:35 PM
At least they're not on the fwiggin' stage.
Posted by: Lilly Von Schtupp at January 09, 2025 09:34 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2025 09:34 AM (gbOdA)
"In Which Rover Sniffs a Trannie and is Confused. Should He Hump Its Leg or Not?"
Posted by: naturalfake at January 09, 2025 09:34 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 09:34 AM (77rzZ)
"Natch!"
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at January 09, 2025 09:35 AM (mAq7n)
1617-1681
Dutchpainter and draftsman
The Dispatch
1658-1659
Oil on canvas
Philadelphia Museum of Art
Philadelphia| United States
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2025 09:35 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2025 09:35 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Didja notice? at January 09, 2025 09:35 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at January 09, 2025 09:36 AM (LPS7w)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2025 09:32 AM (WXNFJ)
Ace of Hearts, in a parallel universe, Ace's shortlived attempt at an online dating hq for lovelorn morons.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2025 09:36 AM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: Didja notice?
Hooch, body rub, disinfectant, Love Potion #9 and bug repellent all in one.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2025 09:37 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 09:37 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2025 09:36 AM
That would be hilarious.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2025 09:37 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at January 09, 2025 09:38 AM (LPS7w)
Posted by: huerfano at January 09, 2025 09:38 AM (DKIGo)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 09:38 AM (YeGMU)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 09:38 AM (kmQ35)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2025 09:37 AM
Ah, Hoppe's.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2025 09:39 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 09, 2025 09:39 AM (q71LN)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2025 09:39 AM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2025 09:39 AM (gbOdA)
"Take this immediately to the King. Dollar Store Winter Wonderland has just started in the DFW area.
I hope it won't interfere with the 'Horns and...uh...um..what's Ohio State called? The Potatoes or something like that?"
Posted by: naturalfake at January 09, 2025 09:40 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: banana Dream
For a moment, and just a moment, consider what a scream that would be if we all kept the same insults, puns, sea stories, jokes and thread themes that we have today in that dating HQ.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2025 09:40 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Ye Olde Tobacconist at January 09, 2025 09:40 AM (G5+As)
Posted by: The guy at the table at January 09, 2025 09:40 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at January 09, 2025 09:40 AM (NES37)
There'd also be a very small kink section for Prometheus people.
Posted by: Wally at January 09, 2025 09:40 AM (Y5yGp)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 09:33 AM (YeGMU)
That's a quill pen. If you bear down, the tip breaks.
I wonder if that is why they used so many flourishes in the writing?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2025 09:40 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at January 09, 2025 09:40 AM (mAq7n)
Posted by: Letter Writer at January 09, 2025 09:40 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 09, 2025 09:41 AM (dDmld)
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There was an article at Zerohedge about trademarked scents. Surprisingly, there are very few--nine, I think it was. Hoppe's was one of them.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 09, 2025 09:41 AM (paSBy)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 09, 2025 09:39 AM (q71LN)
Agreed. He has a 9mm pocket pistol!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2025 09:41 AM (d9fT1)
More like "Dogpatch" from the look of things ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2025 09:41 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Wally at January 09, 2025 09:42 AM (Y5yGp)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2025 09:43 AM (9gDA7)
From my boyfriend who's so far away
Please, Mr. Postman, look and see
Is there a letter, a letter for me?
I've been standing here waiting, Mr. Postman (Wait, wait for you)
So-o, so patiently (Wait, wait for you)
For just a card or just a letter (Wait, wait for you)
Saying he's returning home to me
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2025 09:43 AM (gbOdA)
Alright, where da fuk is that comma supposed to be? I'd better get this right.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2025 09:43 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 09, 2025 09:39 AM (q71LN)
Agreed. He has a 9mm pocket pistol!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2025 09:41 AM
And that's where the fight
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2025 09:43 AM (Wnv9h)
The presumed carrier of said dispatch has the slinking look of a double agent about him.
"Your message went awry, sire."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2025 09:43 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at January 09, 2025 09:43 AM (mAq7n)
Posted by: The guy at the table at January 09, 2025 09:43 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 09, 2025 09:43 AM (dDmld)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 09, 2025 09:43 AM (NpAcC)
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There was an article at Zerohedge about trademarked scents. Surprisingly, there are very few--nine, I think it was. Hoppe's was one of them.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 09, 2025 09:41 AM (paSBy)
And some oil company owns 3.
Posted by: Reforger at January 09, 2025 09:43 AM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2025 09:43 AM (qkPqY)
Posted by: Wally
It was commissioned by Hadrian's great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather?
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 09:44 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 09, 2025 09:44 AM (3Ope8)
Posted by: Wally at January 09, 2025 09:42 AM (Y5yGp)
The cat was busy fighting a clump of cobwebs
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2025 09:44 AM (gbOdA)
"Your message went awry, sire."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2025 09:43 AM
And he definitely did not shoot that delicious, plump-breasted pigeon.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2025 09:44 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 09, 2025 09:44 AM (ycI94)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 09:45 AM (YeGMU)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2025 09:45 AM (9gDA7)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2025 09:37 AM
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Hoppes No. 9 at January 09, 2025 09:45 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 09:38 AM (YeGMU)
We are usually pretty tall. We two must be Neanderthal throwbacks.
Posted by: Letter Writer at January 09, 2025 09:46 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2025 09:46 AM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 09:46 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 09, 2025 09:46 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2025 09:46 AM (x0n13)
Hey... the dog thought it was a chew toy.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 09, 2025 09:46 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
"OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT!!. . . . "
Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2025 09:47 AM (WXNFJ)
Hey... the dog thought it was a chew toy.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 09, 2025 09:46 AM (Q4IgG)
The dog knows he spent the night with Suzie Rottencrotch.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2025 09:47 AM (9gDA7)
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 09:48 AM (iMpf5)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 09, 2025 09:48 AM (CwhoI)
Hey... the dog thought it was a chew toy.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
The peanut butter may have had something to do with it.
Just saying.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2025 09:48 AM (WXNFJ)
I wonder if that is why they used so many flourishes in the writing?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2025 09:40 AM
That was just spreading the blob before the next line.
Posted by: huerfano at January 09, 2025 09:48 AM (DKIGo)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2025 09:48 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 09:48 AM (YeGMU)
Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2025 09:49 AM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at January 09, 2025 09:49 AM (mAq7n)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 09, 2025 09:49 AM (3Ope8)
You think that's a side eye? THIS is a side eye.
Posted by: J.D. Vance at January 09, 2025 09:50 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 09, 2025 09:50 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: J.D. Vance
It's funny how a little thing can be a defining item for you.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2025 09:51 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 09:51 AM (YeGMU)
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 09:51 AM (iMpf5)
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 09, 2025 09:51 AM (/UtnQ)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2025 09:53 AM (fV+MH)
So the whole snail darter bullshit was some people trying to stop the TVA. AKA Progress
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2025 09:54 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: JTB at January 09, 2025 09:54 AM (yTvNw)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 09, 2025 09:54 AM (WPL6O)
Posted by: Tim Walz at January 09, 2025 09:54 AM (xCA6C)
Like Section 8 tenants finally evicted after 4 years of not paying any rent, they're stopping up all the drains, leaving the water running, leaving all the windows and doors open, and any other petulant shit they can think of to destroy the country.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 09, 2025 09:55 AM (cnILS)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025 09:55 AM (J2vNu)
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... because there were no Women of Color to organize the war-winning postal services!
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 09:55 AM (iMpf5)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025 09:56 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 09:55 AM (iMpf5)
Or call up a pick 6!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2025 09:56 AM (9gDA7)
Posted by: tubal
His monomaniacal obsession with besting the Hot Air Art Thread.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 09:57 AM (77rzZ)
"Well, you don't know that since you didn't run a black woman, dipshit."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2025 09:57 AM (9gDA7)
Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2025 09:49 AM (PCK5/)
Because I get to punish you miscreants with awful art every now and then!
It's the little things...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2025 09:58 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2025 09:58 AM (fV+MH)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 09, 2025
***
I'm not a Section 8 tenant. But when I leave my place after [mumblety-mumble] years, I'm not worrying about cleaning up beyond a basic swipe at the counters. The owners and mismanagement here have never cared about the property's condition; why should I? And by now, I consider my security deposit lost to the mists of time.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025 09:58 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 09:59 AM (lH8E4)
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They're the ones that probably need pardons. Hopefully they'll be overlooked and the Trump administration starts to peel back the curtain and see what they've been up to.
And then publicly hang them until dead.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 09, 2025 10:00 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Gerard Terborch at January 09, 2025 10:00 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: red speck at January 09, 2025 10:00 AM (0Id0S)
Dearest cousin, would you wish to exchange dogs with me as I hear your spaniels are very good?
Fido is a very good hunting dog
Honest.
Yours, dearest cuz,
Leopold of Ulm
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 10:00 AM (iMpf5)
"Well, you don't know that since you didn't run a black woman, dipshit."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2025 09:57 AM (9gDA7)
I saw that clip, and Mahar finally said "maybe we shouldn't talk about politics," to which the little fag agreed.
So what in the world do you talk about with a never-was-been fairy?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 10:01 AM (lH8E4)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 09, 2025 10:02 AM (3Ope8)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2025 09:54 AM
My Property professor argued that case before SCOTUS. He admitted in a lecture that it had nothing to do with the fish. It was all about stopping the development.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2025 10:02 AM (kgE5c)
Clinton just stole silverware and "W" keys from the keyboards. Biden's minions are more like Saddam setting fire to Kuwaiti oil wells in their retreat.
Posted by: red speck at January 09, 2025 10:02 AM (0Id0S)
It's the little things...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo"
Have you ever considered abstract art?
Like Graham Sutherland?
I love that shit.
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2025 10:02 AM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 10:02 AM (YeGMU)
Especially when Vance himself stated he wasn't giving the side eye to the camera, but instead was checking the timer clock located next to the camera showing how much time Walz had remaining to respond to the moderator's question.
Posted by: one hour sober at January 09, 2025 10:03 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2025 09:51 AM
"But you fuck one goat...!"
- Just the punchline
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2025 10:04 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2025 09:56 AM (9gDA7)
How is she not an NFL defensive coordinator, BTW? I'd call a pick 6 on every play.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2025 10:04 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2025 10:05 AM (5ZASI)
I always paid my rent.
Posted by: Max Klinger at January 09, 2025 10:05 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2025 10:05 AM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2025 10:05 AM (5ZASI)
Hope your windmills don’t freeze up.
Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2025 10:06 AM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2025 10:06 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Boss Moss
Yep. Probably killed more than a few of my ancestors.
Posted by: Max Klinger at January 09, 2025 10:07 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 10:08 AM (77rzZ)
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Yes. Literally the Spanish Netherlands.
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 10:08 AM (iMpf5)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2025 10:05 AM (Y6IkP)
The guy on the left has a trumpet. There is no trumpet in buttrock.
Posted by: Reforger at January 09, 2025 10:08 AM (xcIvR)
Posted by: one hour sober at January 09, 2025 10:08 AM (Y1sOo)
Are Section 8 rents paid by the Feds?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2025 10:09 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 09, 2025 10:09 AM (RLc6v)
That's about it with this one.
Posted by: From about That Time at January 09, 2025 10:09 AM (4780s)
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 10:10 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5)"
Sounds like the kind of thing that would piss off the Dutch.
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2025 10:10 AM (fV+MH)
Ted Cruz fleeing Texas in the middle of a deadly crisis is part of a larger pattern of the GOP abandoning folks in crisis.
We need to build a movement to kick them all out.
Catturd ™ @catturd2 2h
Worst aged tweet in history.
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 10:10 AM (iMpf5)
https://tinyurl.com/ykmh4c5x
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 09, 2025 10:11 AM (NQtI0)
80,000 people told to evacuate.
Blazes 0% contained.
Eight months since the area has seen rain.
The scale of damage and loss is unimaginable.
Climate change is real, not “a hoax.”
Donald Trump must treat this like the existential crisis it is.
I guess Bernie's not aware that SoCal is a desert.
Posted by: BignJames at January 09, 2025 10:11 AM (Yj6Os)
“The raid could target immigrants allegedly living in the U.S. illegally at a workplace in the Washington, D.C., metropolitan area.”
His fans will love it, maybe he can sell tickets, or trading cards. Isn’t this kind of how great empires fall?
His fans will want blood, maybe some death. That's who they are. It will have to be filmed with shaky body cams of people beating the people they are 'rounding up" and then, some summary executions.
If they start "invading" workplaces, this will be a travesty. Storm troopers aren't renowned for their intelligence. Innocents are bound to be caught in the tuna net.
The bone head Trump has installed at ICE is probably going to raid the Mexican Embassy. Lookie all these Mesikans! We gottem naw, boys!
I hope immigrants stay home for a while and we are forced to see the chaos that American life would be without immigrants.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 09, 2025 10:11 AM (ycI94)
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 10:12 AM (iMpf5)
https://tinyurl.com/ykmh4c5x
Posted by: Notsothoreau
Where are their high heels?
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 10:12 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 09, 2025 10:13 AM (RLc6v)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 10:13 AM (YeGMU)
Senate Bill 25-003 aims to ban the manufacture, distribution, transfer, sale, or purchase of a "specified semiautomatic firearm," which includes semiautomatic rifles and shotguns, along with gas-operated semiautomatic handguns that have a detachable ammunition magazine.
Posted by: Don Black at January 09, 2025 10:13 AM (AOsQT)
Yeah, who's gonna pick that cotton?
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at January 09, 2025 10:13 AM (SfhV1)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 09, 2025 10:13 AM (paSBy)
https://tinyurl.com/ykmh4c5x
Posted by: Notsothoreau
Where are their high heels?
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 10:12 AM (77rzZ)
That may be the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen….
Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2025 10:14 AM (PCK5/)
*
Are Section 8 rents paid by the Feds?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2025
***
My barber and I were talking, and he said he's never wanted to deal with the Section 8 business for the apartments he owns. He says the Feds pay slowly and sometimes send only partial amounts, and it takes a while to get all your money. "No thanks."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025 10:14 AM (J2vNu)
Ted Cruz fleeing Texas in the middle of a deadly crisis is part of a larger pattern of the GOP abandoning folks in crisis.
We need to build a movement to kick them all out.
Catturd ™ @catturd2 2h
Worst aged tweet in history.
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 10:10 AM (iMpf5)
Noticing old tweets is rayciss.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 10:14 AM (lH8E4)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2025 10:02 AM (kgE5c)
Remember that story where they need to kill around 100k owls to save another owl type?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2025 10:14 AM (gbOdA)
https://tinyurl.com/ykmh4c5x
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 09, 2025 10:11 AM (NQtI0)
They sent the bucket brigade buckets to Ukraine.
I have refrained on commenting on what I have seen from LA fire as I have nothing nice to say.
They do need a few more short weak women thought.
Is there even ANY standards to be a LA firefighter?
Posted by: Reforger at January 09, 2025 10:15 AM (xcIvR)
Fashion faux pas! Their boots don't match their purses.
Posted by: Sam Brinton at January 09, 2025 10:15 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 10:15 AM (YeGMU)
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Homan was born in West Carthage, New York into a Roman Catholic family.[2] He holds an associate degree in criminal justice from Jefferson Community College and a bachelor's degree from SUNY Polytechnic Institute.[3]
He was then a police officer in West Carthage.[4]
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... yes, the heart of Gator Country right there -- yeehaw!!!
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 10:15 AM (iMpf5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2025 10:16 AM (+BEb9)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 09, 2025 10:16 AM (RLc6v)
Senate Bill 25-003 aims to ban the manufacture, distribution, transfer, sale, or purchase of a "specified semiautomatic firearm," which includes semiautomatic rifles and shotguns, along with gas-operated semiautomatic handguns that have a detachable ammunition magazine.
Posted by: Don Black at January 09, 2025 10:13 AM (AOsQT)
So basically, guns.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 10:16 AM (lH8E4)
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at January 09, 2025 10:13 AM (SfhV1)
Yet much of America hasn't made that connection.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2025 10:16 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 10:17 AM (iMpf5)
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at January 09, 2025 10:13 AM (SfhV1)
I never did......
https://youtu.be/mRNze9Lkgbo
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/ykmh4c5x
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 09, 2025 10:11 AM (NQtI0)
Mine's as big as a handbag. May I be of some assistance?
Posted by: Tallulah Bankhead at January 09, 2025 10:17 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 09, 2025 10:16 AM (RLc6v)
Can you blame him? Trump is going to prison tomorrow.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 10:17 AM (lH8E4)
https://tinyurl.com/ykmh4c5x
Posted by: Notsothoreau
Where are their high heels?
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 10:12 AM (77rzZ)
That may be the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen….
Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2025 10:14 AM (PCK5/)
You sure that not a man purse?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2025 10:17 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2025
***
"Lots of seedy characters,
Lots of dirty deals --
Every name's an alias
In case somebody squeals --"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025 10:18 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2025 10:18 AM (PCK5/)
I guess Bernie's not aware that SoCal is a desert.
Posted by: BignJames at January 09, 2025 10:11 AM (Yj6Os)
That man should never go anywhere without someone yelling "F*CK OFF!" to his face.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)
Ted Cruz fleeing Texas in the middle of a deadly crisis is part of a larger pattern of the GOP abandoning folks in crisis.
We need to build a movement to kick them all out.
Catturd ™ @catturd2 2h
Worst aged tweet in history.
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 10:10 AM (iMpf5)
Noticing old tweets is rayciss.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 10:14 AM (lH8E4)
And pouncing.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2025 10:19 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 10:15 AM (YeGMU)
If by LA you mean underaged child actors, then yes. Yes it is.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 10:19 AM (lH8E4)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 10:19 AM (YeGMU)
https://tinyurl.com/ykmh4c5x
Posted by: Notsothoreau
FD's no longer have buckets available? Really?
I've got several in my garage I can send them. Well, no, but I thought about it for a moment.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BurtTC
--
pretty much
that would leave revolvers, bolt action rifles, and pump shotguns, I think
Posted by: Don Black at January 09, 2025 10:21 AM (AOsQT)
You sure that not a man purse?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2025 10:17 AM (gbOdA)
HOW DARE YOU GENDER ASSIGN!!111!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025 10:14 AM (J2vNu)
You don't get to screen your tenants, either.
Posted by: BignJames at January 09, 2025 10:21 AM (Yj6Os)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 10:19 AM (lH8E4)
"I tried to tell ya....."
- - - - - - Corey Feldman
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)
I see some cigarette butts on the floor, and the ace of spades next to the dog's paw there
Posted by: Don Black at January 09, 2025 10:22 AM (AOsQT)
Posted by: BignJames at January 09, 2025 10:11 AM (Yj6Os)
Bernie also is unaware who the current President still is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 09, 2025 10:22 AM (wyMQY)
Big Mike don't do cracker burials!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2025 10:22 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 10:19 AM (YeGMU)
On the other hand, the number of displaced residents is currently in the 10s of thousands.
That's a lot of people, but it's hardly the end of Los Angeles.
Reminds of when we had the Great Flood of '93 in the midwest. People in other parts of the country though we, the whole metro area, were all under water.
Yeah... no.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 10:23 AM (lH8E4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2025 10:23 AM (3NsUs)
Elon Musk is providing free Starlink in LA today. Amazing.
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 10:23 AM (iMpf5)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 10:24 AM (YeGMU)
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 10:24 AM (iMpf5)
🎵
I see your hair is burning
hills are filled with fire
if they say I never loved you
you know they are a liar
Posted by: Don Black at January 09, 2025 10:25 AM (AOsQT)
ha! yay
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 09, 2025 10:25 AM (Pv3Rg)
Posted by: BurtTC
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pretty much
that would leave revolvers, bolt action rifles, and pump shotguns, I think
Posted by: Don Black at January 09, 2025 10:21 AM (AOsQT)
Of course, several sheriffs will publicly announce the aren't going to enforce it, and some lawyers will get rich fighting it up to the Supreme Court, where it will be struck down.
Rince, lather, repeat.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 10:26 AM (lH8E4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2025 10:26 AM (mMp3O)
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She always gets asked to put the urn on the mausoleum top shelf.
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 10:26 AM (iMpf5)
Posted by: Boss Moss
I think all that's left of Fort Ord is golf courses.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 10:26 AM (77rzZ)
Elon Musk is providing free Starlink in LA today. Amazing.
Posted by: andycanuck"
This administration is already more effective than the current one.
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2025 10:26 AM (fV+MH)
A new Michigan law bans many landlords from rejecting tenants based on source of income, like housing vouchers (Section
, veterans’ benefits or Social Security.
Gov. Gretchen Whitmer signed three Senate bills of a five-bill package Monday, Dec. 30, that prohibits landlords from discriminating based on source of income. Two remaining House bills have not yet been presented to the governor.
Whitmer said the law could help 34,290 families “afford a roof over their heads.”
https://tinyurl.com/379e6nn8
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2025 10:26 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2025 10:26 AM (3NsUs)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 10:26 AM (YeGMU)
I've got several in my garage I can send them. Well, no, but I thought about it for a moment.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)
******
What, no Harbor Freight stores in LA? Unpossible.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at January 09, 2025 10:26 AM (DIS3S)
Posted by: Ripley at January 09, 2025 10:27 AM (GUOwU)
Posted by: Reforger
There is an Adam Corola (sp?) clip where he testifies that his white privledge enabled him to edure a 7 year wait to take the entry test. When he took the test he sat next to a black woman and he asked her when she applied to take the test. Her response "last Wednesday".
So yes, LA has hiring standards for the fire department. No White Males.
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 09, 2025 10:27 AM (MsrgL)
Posted by: Harbor Freight at January 09, 2025 10:28 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2025 10:28 AM (3NsUs)
I've got several in my garage I can send them. Well, no, but I thought about it for a moment.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)
******
What, no Harbor Freight stores in LA? Unpossible.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at January 09, 2025 10:26 AM (DIS3S)
No day labor help available at the local home depots?
Posted by: Someday I'll choose a nick and stick with it but not today. at January 09, 2025 10:28 AM (89Sog)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2025 10:22 AM (xG4kz)
Cracker burials... now I'm hungry for a big country breakfast.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 10:28 AM (lH8E4)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 09, 2025 10:29 AM (RLc6v)
How it started:
LA fires over 100 firefighters for not taking the Covid vaccine
How it’s going:
LA says they don’t have enough firemen to stop city-destroying blaze
Big Pharma execs are counting their billions made from the vax while over 1,000 Californian homes burn down
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 10:29 AM (iMpf5)
Posted by: Diminutive Military-Aged Mailes with Backpacks at January 09, 2025 10:29 AM (OkFiN)
Well that takes care of evidence. Was his paint supplies at fault?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2025 10:30 AM (3NsUs)
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 10:26 AM (77rzZ)
Didn't they rename it Ft. Trayvon Martin?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 10:30 AM (lH8E4)
Whitmer said the law could help 34,290 families “afford a roof over their heads.”
https://tinyurl.com/379e6nn8
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2025 10:26 AM (Aqu9a)
No, they can't afford it. You're forcing the landlord to take them.
There's a HUGE difference. This, does NOT solve a 'housing crisis.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2025 10:14 AM
Ayuh.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2025 10:31 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 10:28 AM (lH8E4)
Hash brown casserole FTW!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 09, 2025 10:32 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025
*
You don't get to screen your tenants, either.
Posted by: BignJames at January 09, 2025
***
As that wise sage Arthur Fonzarelli put it: "Exactamundo."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025 10:32 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Reforger at January 09, 2025 10:32 AM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 10:32 AM (kmQ35)
Well that takes care of evidence. Was his paint supplies at fault?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2025 10:30 AM (3NsUs)
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Fortunately, he was able to evacuate 100 kilos of cocaine to The White House first.
Posted by: ShainS -- Take Back and Rename the PanaMAGA Canal! at January 09, 2025 10:32 AM (EgLGT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2025 10:30 AM
How readily does shit burn?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2025 10:33 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2025 10:28 AM (3NsUs)
Escorting Illegal aliens to Texas.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2025 10:33 AM (x0n13)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 09, 2025
***
Dibs on playing Hunter! (He looks like he has at least some fun, now and then. . . .)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025 10:33 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2025 10:34 AM (7GuAW)
https://tinyurl.com/yc2hbwhh
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 10:32 AM (kmQ35)
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A Lesbo and Two Trannies?
Did they ever open for anyone?
Posted by: ShainS -- Take Back and Rename the PanaMAGA Canal! at January 09, 2025 10:34 AM (EgLGT)
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 10:34 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 10:15 AM (YeGMU)
Apparently, the kids today say 'cooked' which, you'll have to admit, is appropriate in this instance.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2025 10:34 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 10:34 AM (YeGMU)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 10:35 AM (VE6XX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2025 10:34 AM (7GuAW)
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You can take the girl out of The Jungle, but you can't take ...
/I denounce myself.
Posted by: ShainS -- Take Back and Rename the PanaMAGA Canal! at January 09, 2025 10:35 AM (EgLGT)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025
***
Cracker Barrel, here I come
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025 10:35 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 10:35 AM (YeGMU)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 10:34 AM (YeGMU)
"start an IV."
Posted by: BignJames at January 09, 2025 10:36 AM (Yj6Os)
Well that takes care of evidence. Was his paint supplies at fault?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2025 10:30 AM (3NsUs)
cooking freebase?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 09, 2025 10:36 AM (VwHCD)
I saw Trump and Melania sitting in the front row next to a VERY icy Pimp Hand Emhoff (who had his back slightly turned to the Trumps), and then when I checked back a few minutes later, the Trumps were moved to the row behind Cackles, Pimp Hand, and Joey and his "doctor."
You could cut the frostiness on those rows with a knife. 🍿🍿🍿🍿
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2025 10:36 AM (4tmpE)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 10:35 AM (VE6XX)
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Trump should have listened to me in 2017 and built a big beautiful wall along the Califzuela border.
Posted by: ShainS -- Take Back and Rename the PanaMAGA Canal! at January 09, 2025 10:36 AM (EgLGT)
Posted by: Gov Newscum at January 09, 2025 10:36 AM (xcIvR)
Posted by: BignJames at January 09, 2025 10:11 AM (Yj6Os)
Bernie also is unaware who the current President still is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 09, 2025 10:22 AM (wyMQY)
I'm waiting for Bernie to start reminiscing about his good buddy Leonid Brezhnev and what a great national leader he was.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2025 10:37 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 10:35 AM (VE6XX)
Zero. Point. Zero percent. Short, fat, and weak is no way to be a smoke eater.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 09, 2025 10:37 AM (Aqu9a)
The Courier in such close proximity to the crotch sniffing dog is certainly different. 😬 More interested in trying to figure if Courier is wearing spurs or there's simply trash on the floor.
All-in-all, tis more entertaining than the funeral, but less so than yet another made up legacy being reported. I'd pass hanging (the painting, that is).
Whatever & Happy Thursday!
Posted by: L - When do we finally hit the bottom? at January 09, 2025 10:37 AM (NFX2v)
https://tinyurl.com/yc2hbwhh
Posted by: Braenyard
I'm so sick of women being in charge of organizations that should be run by men.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 10:38 AM (77rzZ)
Santa Monica cop writing a parking ticket, while behind him, the city burns
Posted by: Don Black at January 09, 2025 10:38 AM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2025 10:36 AM (4tmpE)
So they put the Trump's in the second row ? How petty
Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 10:38 AM (VE6XX)
Posted by: one hour sober at January 09, 2025 10:38 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Diminutive Military-Aged Mailes with Backpacks at January 09, 2025 10:29 AM (OkFiN)
This is NOT ARSON!
IT'S GLOWBALL WARMENING!!
REEEEE!!!
Posted by: This... is XiNN at January 09, 2025 10:38 AM (YTktQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2025 10:38 AM (4tmpE)
Barky sitting next to Trump. Barky has his chin in the air seemingly trying to signal he's ignoring Trump. See Barky cope. Cope Barky cope
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Any sign of J'Blowme? Is Jill there making goo-goo eyes at The Donald?
How about Red Kammie? Timpon? Algore?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2025 10:39 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 10:39 AM (lH8E4)
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 10:38 AM (77rzZ)
Kinda makes you wonder why the muzzies lost their shit in 700AD.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 09, 2025 10:39 AM (VwHCD)
Don't even try.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 10:39 AM (lH8E4)
What is it with black Female Mayor's ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 10:39 AM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Editor at January 09, 2025 10:39 AM (5elyN)
Posted by: Gov Newscum at January 09, 2025 10:36 AM (xcIvR)
*glares at Hairgel*
Posted by: Residents of Buncombe County, NC at January 09, 2025 10:39 AM (PiwSw)
Personally, I'd swing a live cat... they'd be pretty pissed when they hit.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2025 10:40 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 09, 2025
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Or they could go with "The Fresh Prints of Bill Ayers."
/shamelessly stolen from some moron years ago ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Take Back and Rename the PanaMAGA Canal! at January 09, 2025 10:40 AM (EgLGT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2025 10:40 AM (4tmpE)
I'm so sick of women being in charge of organizations that should be run by men.
Posted by: Bulg
They are the center of the offensive line for the LA Rams
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2025 10:40 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 10:41 AM (YeGMU)
Irwin Allen would be proud of the production values, were this a movie
but it's real
Posted by: Don Black at January 09, 2025 10:41 AM (AOsQT)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2025 10:40 AM (ExV1e)
The cat is gonna' duck it's head, ya know?
Posted by: BignJames at January 09, 2025 10:41 AM (Yj6Os)
A facelift would put Lightfoot's eyes on her temples.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at January 09, 2025 10:41 AM (eb5mD)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 10:39 AM (VE6XX)
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Their DNA test results get forwarded to "22andMe."
Posted by: ShainS -- Take Back and Rename the PanaMAGA Canal! at January 09, 2025 10:42 AM (EgLGT)
We're a sanctuary city for fire, so it's fully contained within our county.
Posted by: LGBTQos Angeles at January 09, 2025 10:42 AM (KfN19)
Posted by: From about That Time at January 09, 2025 10:42 AM (4780s)
Those of us living in Georgia say "Hold my Billy beer." All of our "news" organizations are owned by leftist corporations.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2025 10:42 AM (4tmpE)
Posted by: BurtTC
Old and busted: The Vampire Facial
The New Hotness: The Groot Look
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 10:42 AM (77rzZ)
"Morn' all.. Is there any containment of the LA fires yet ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 10:35 AM (VE6XX)
Zero. Point. Zero percent. Short, fat, and weak is no way to be a smoke eater.
Posted by: Dean Wormer"
Strong wind are making things worse. Around 200,000 have been evacuated.
Trump will be blamed for increase in homelessness.
Posted by: Ripley at January 09, 2025 10:42 AM (GUOwU)
of Ringer's lactate push
Posted by: one hour sober at January 09, 2025 10:38 AM (Y1sOo)
Main plant was destroyed in Hurricane that hit NC and now we have a nationwide shortage. Your IV might be from India or China.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2025 10:43 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 10:39 AM (VE6XX)
Now do Judges, Prosecuters...
Posted by: Reforger at January 09, 2025 10:43 AM (xcIvR)
I believe Karen Bass came back yesterday from Ghana.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2025 10:34 AM (7GuAW)
Wow! Y'all must be glad I'm back!
You're throwing me a barbecue and everything.
Where's the beer? Let's get this party started!!!!
Posted by: Karen Bass (Alternate Universe Version) at January 09, 2025 10:43 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2025 10:44 AM (jnR6n)
What is it with black Female Mayor's ?
Posted by: It's me donna
They were promoted well over their ability about five positions back in their individual employment histories.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2025 10:44 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 10:44 AM (YeGMU)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025
***
Come to think of it, we went to CB on the Saturday night before Christmas. The only problem was getting there; the bridge and the Interstate going east was crowded, and then there was a three-car accident that held us up for another twenty minutes. After that, though, we had plain sailing: no wait for a table, and the food was great as usual, plus we got to sit near the big fireplace.
Our drive back was smooth and high-speed 99% of the way, too. The big Buick shook out its mane and settled into a mile-eating 70 mph gallop like a horse confined too long to its stall.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025 10:44 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2025 10:26 AM (mMp3O)
As Mayor, she cut funding to the Fire Department. Hang the bitch.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2025 10:44 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Ripley at January 09, 2025 10:44 AM (GUOwU)
Irwin Allen would be proud of the production values, were this a movie
but it's real
Posted by: Don Black at January 09, 2025 10:41 AM (AOsQT)
That's Armageddon
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2025 10:45 AM (gbOdA)
Prediction: He'll get in several digs at Trump, and bring up Beau.
🍿🍿🍿🍿
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2025 10:45 AM (4tmpE)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 10:46 AM (kmQ35)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2025 10:46 AM (hxRAc)
The other day I saw a video of some woman saying "she don't need no man" (so stunning, so brave) and someone asked her what she would do if she wanted a baby... she said that you can get sperm from a hospital.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2025 10:46 AM (ExV1e)
Your IV might be from India or China.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2025 10:43 AM (gbOdA)
Okay, you want the Tandoori or General Tso's IV?
Posted by: Your ER Nurse at January 09, 2025 10:46 AM (iJfKG)
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End Wokeness @EndWokeness 9h
LAFD recently created its 1st DEI Bureau. Assistant Chief Kristine Larson rakes in $399,000+ by leading this bureau.
Her job? Root out bigoted firefighters.
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That is, the black tranny on the right.
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 10:46 AM (iMpf5)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 10:41 AM (YeGMU)
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It would be appropriate for the mourning of a pinko commie.
Posted by: ShainS -- Take Back and Rename the PanaMAGA Canal! at January 09, 2025 10:46 AM (EgLGT)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 10:46 AM (YeGMU)
Well, Beau did die in a California wildfire.
Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2025 10:46 AM (HYrf+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2025 10:38 AM (4tmpE)
She's having her balls waxed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Well, to be fair, Beau was killed by that rabbit.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 10:47 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 10:47 AM (77rzZ)
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That rabbit is dynamite!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at January 09, 2025 10:48 AM (6K6Eu)
https://tinyurl.com/yc2hbwhh
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 10:32 AM (kmQ35)
They oughta be in Flood Control, not Fire control...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2025 10:48 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: It's me donna
They were promoted well over their ability about five positions back in their individual employment histories.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2025 10:44 AM (xG4kz)
People always ask, who is really running the Biden White House.
The fact that Soros got a medal of freedom, you have to believe that's a clue whoever it is, it's a black woman.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 10:48 AM (lH8E4)
And speaking of cat fights at Twitchy there is an email from LA's LGBT fire chief to Mayor Bass about her cutting fire funds
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 09, 2025 10:48 AM (RLc6v)
Posted by: LASue at January 09, 2025 10:48 AM (lCppi)
What is it with black Female Mayor's ?
Posted by: It's me donna
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An active student from FlyOver State College could do much better than these mayors.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 10:48 AM (kmQ35)
The other day I saw a video of some woman saying "she don't need no man" (so stunning, so brave) and someone asked her what she would do if she wanted a baby... she said that you can get sperm from a hospital.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2025 10:46 AM (ExV1e)
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"A woman without a man is like Karen Bass without a bisexual tranny fire department."
Posted by: ShainS -- Take Back and Rename the PanaMAGA Canal! at January 09, 2025 10:48 AM (EgLGT)
Live Now: Live Wildfire Coverage
Top Story: Palisades Fire grows to 17,000 acres, the most destructive in L.A. History
Also, 'Sunset Fire evacuations to be lifted in Hollywood' and more.
Posted by: L - When do we finally hit the bottom? at January 09, 2025 10:48 AM (NFX2v)
https://x.com/Osint613/status/
1877359259375026191
Posted by: Don Black at January 09, 2025 10:49 AM (AOsQT)
Those of us living in Georgia say "Hold my Billy beer." All of our "news" organizations are owned by leftist corporations.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Is Savannah still blessed with the swishy New York runaway as its mayor?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2025 10:49 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2025 10:49 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: LASue at January 09, 2025 10:48 AM (lCppi)
Heh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2025 10:49 AM (4tmpE)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2025 10:49 AM (aD39U)
Irwin Allen would be proud of the production values, were this a movie
but it's real
Posted by: Don Black at January 09, 2025 10:41 AM (AOsQT)
That's Armageddon
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2025 10:45 AM (gbOdA)
Sodom.
Posted by: LASue at January 09, 2025 10:50 AM (lCppi)
Posted by: Super Mayor Tiffany Henyard, Village of Dolton, IL at January 09, 2025 10:51 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 10:51 AM (YeGMU)
Posted by: LASue at January 09, 2025 10:48 AM (lCppi)
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DogEater: "Never underestimate F. Joe's ability to fuck things up."
Trump: "He's brain-dead, Barry ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- Take Back and Rename the PanaMAGA Canal! at January 09, 2025 10:51 AM (EgLGT)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 09, 2025 10:51 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 09, 2025 10:51 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: LASue at January 09, 2025 10:52 AM (lCppi)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2025 10:49 AM (xG4kz)
Yep. Ol' Mayor Down Low. Friend of ours attended a meeting in Atlanta and saw our esteemed Mayor hitting up a VERY young black man at the bar, and watched him taking him to the elevator to go to his room.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2025 10:52 AM (4tmpE)
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 10:52 AM (iMpf5)
Posted by: BurtTC
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Soros not only bought prosecutors and other politicians their jobs he bought them. They signed agreements to do and not do what he wanted in order to receive the money. He continued to call the shots as long as they are in office.
There is no reason to believe that Soros only sponsored prosecutors and mayors.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 10:52 AM (kmQ35)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 09, 2025 10:51 AM (PiwSw)
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Frasmotic!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at January 09, 2025 10:52 AM (6K6Eu)
when Megyn Kelly says the f word I kinda go into a stall for a few seconds
Posted by: Don Black at January 09, 2025 10:53 AM (AOsQT)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2025 10:53 AM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2025 10:49 AM (aD39U)
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I figured by now she'd transitioned to Jamey.
Posted by: ShainS -- Take Back and Rename the PanaMAGA Canal! at January 09, 2025 10:53 AM (EgLGT)
"... er, ah, (sharts) ... We finally beat Medicare. Hasta la bye-bye Presnint Welcome Back Kotter!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2025 10:53 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2025 10:53 AM (4tmpE)
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 10:54 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Someday I'll choose a nick and stick with it but not today. at January 09, 2025 10:54 AM (89Sog)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I read that as Food Control. Cafeteria ladies.
Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2025 10:54 AM (HeV6l)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 10:54 AM (YeGMU)
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 10:54 AM (77rzZ)
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Another grim milestone, etc., etc..
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at January 09, 2025 10:54 AM (6K6Eu)
ment to "open in new tab" and not post
Posted by: Someday I'll choose a nick and stick with it but not today. at January 09, 2025 10:55 AM (89Sog)
https://x.com/Osint613/status/
1877359259375026191
Posted by: Don Black at January 09, 2025 10:49 AM (AOsQT)
Not a DEI hire.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 09, 2025 10:55 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: LASue at January 09, 2025 10:52 AM (lCppi)
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Please tell me she has a bottle in a brown bag in her hand.
Lie to me if you must ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Take Back and Rename the PanaMAGA Canal! at January 09, 2025 10:55 AM (EgLGT)
Lie to me if you must ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Take Back and Rename the PanaMAGA Canal! at January 09, 2025 10:55 AM (EgLGT)
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Thunderbird or Night Train?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at January 09, 2025 10:56 AM (6K6Eu)
I guess dropping salt water on the land is better than a raging fire but, it sure seems optimal.
Posted by: Carthage at January 09, 2025 10:56 AM (aD39U)
🚨 HUNTER'S $15K/MONTH MALIBU MANSION GOES UP IN FLAMES
His lavish $4 million Malibu rental is no more, consumed by the raging Pacific Palisades Fire that’s flattened over 1,000 homes in LA.
Once a picturesque 1950s retreat with panoramic Pacific views and a gourmet kitchen, all that remains are two lonely chimney stacks and a heap of ashes.
The property also housed Hunter’s guest studio where he painted to fund his lifestyle - works that have now been wiped out along with the rest of the luxury features.
Source: Daily Mail
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 10:56 AM (iMpf5)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 09, 2025 10:56 AM (RLc6v)
An old guy sitting next to her is asleep.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2025 10:57 AM (4tmpE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2025 10:26 AM (mMp3O)
As Mayor, she cut funding to the Fire Department. Hang the bitch.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2025 10:44 AM (8zz6B)
A few points. 1. She flew charter, which probably cost the taxpayers $250k or more. (and Ghana??? Why!?!?) 2. the unusually high wind warnings were given before she left-so it was definitely the time to be on the lookout for fires. 3. Her budget cut is real, but the Fire Dept. budget is north of $800 million, so Bass's $17 million cut likely can't be blamed for this systemic failure. 4. She refused to say even one word to reporters when she landed and to me, that's the sign of yet another Soros puppet.
Posted by: LASue at January 09, 2025 10:57 AM (lCppi)
Posted by: rhennigantx
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I think that's a Samuel L. Bronkowitz film
judges?
Posted by: Don Black at January 09, 2025 10:57 AM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Carthage at January 09, 2025 10:56 AM (aD39U)
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You've got Santa Monica Bay right there, may as well use it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at January 09, 2025 10:57 AM (6K6Eu)
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That's Marxism in a nutshell--the complete avoidance of supply and demand curves, replaced by wishful thinking.
Posted by: Crusader at January 09, 2025 10:57 AM (TN0g+)
That was pretty cool. I hope there's more than one guy doing this.
Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2025 10:57 AM (HeV6l)
I didn't know that Walter Mondale died. In 2021.
Posted by: Bulg
One if the few times I have watched even a smidgen of SNL, there was a mildly funny skit of Walter Mondale bemoaning his choice of Geraldine Ferraro as his running mate.
"What was I thinking? Geraldine Ferraro?!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2025 10:57 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: IV Curry at January 09, 2025 10:57 AM (djQbL)
The property also housed Hunter’s guest studio where he painted to fund his lifestyle - works that have now been wiped out along with the rest of the luxury features.
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Crap burns.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at January 09, 2025 10:58 AM (6K6Eu)
Source: Daily Mail
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 10:56 AM (iMpf5)
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I'll bet those paintings have been insured for $1 million each.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 09, 2025 10:58 AM (7fElN)
Posted by: Carthage
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well, it's all you have when the pumps run dry
Posted by: Don Black at January 09, 2025 10:58 AM (AOsQT)
https://x.com/Osint613/status/
1877359259375026191
Posted by: Don Black at January 09, 2025 10:49 AM (AOsQT)
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That IS bad-ass. Worthy of a Presidential Medal of Freedom honor after Trump's Inauguration ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Take Back and Rename the PanaMAGA Canal! at January 09, 2025 10:59 AM (EgLGT)
An old guy sitting next to her is asleep.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
That's Jimmuh!
Who's really in the casket??!!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2025 10:59 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 10:54 AM (77rzZ)
Me either. No state funeral for him I guess. Just a public works dude with a post hole digger.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 09, 2025 10:59 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2025 10:26 AM (mMp3O)
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It's an easy tag to hang on her for all of her incompetent and mal intent actions.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 11:00 AM (kmQ35)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 09, 2025 11:00 AM (O7YUW)
Source: Daily Mail
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 10:56 AM (iMpf5)
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What is the smell of a thousand Hunter shits burning?
Posted by: ShainS -- Take Back and Rename the PanaMAGA Canal! at January 09, 2025 11:00 AM (EgLGT)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 10:54 AM (YeGMU)
In one fell swoop, its wiped out the "gains" from every California liberal policy, gas law, straw ban, grocery sack restriction, water heater limits, burn bans, rail programs, bike lanes, electric car programs, farming limits, and cow fart mitigation.
Posted by: LASue at January 09, 2025 11:00 AM (lCppi)
I hate that James Woods got caught up in this.
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2025 11:01 AM (fV+MH)
That was pretty cool. I hope there's more than one guy doing this.
Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2025 10:57 AM (HeV6l)
Cellphone dude is very impressed, but it's all in a day's work for those pilots. That's how water bombers work.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2025 11:03 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: 1sr Lt. Andrew Rowan at January 09, 2025 11:04 AM (991eG)
I hate that James Woods got caught up in this.
Posted by: eleven
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He chose to live there.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 11:04 AM (kmQ35)
Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2025 11:06 AM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2025 11:11 AM (rj6Yv)
Or after Grant took Richmond.
Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2025 11:06 AM (rj6Yv
Coluumbia, SC. Spit.
Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2025 12:21 PM (jgmnb)
https://tinyurl.com/ykmh4c5x
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 09, 2025 10:11 AM
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They're not "handbags," but small containers that allow them to hit little fires without have to take time to get a hose set up. Basically a collapsible fire bucket.
Posted by: Tom Alan Brosz at January 09, 2025 01:46 PM (+W6G0)
(Sorry- late to the party as usual!)
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