Bill Clinton In Hospital After Coming Down with Fever<br>Update: Illness Diagnosed as Thicc White Girl Fever

Bill Clinton In Hospital After Coming Down with Fever
Update: Illness Diagnosed as Thicc White Girl Fever

Must be a high fever to warrant a stay in the hospital.

Meanwhile: As people wonder if Joe Biden is really even making decisions in the White House -- and Senator Tom Cotton wonders if his pardons of multiple murderers can be reversed on grounds of presidential incapacity -- Kamala Harris returned from her Hawaiian vacation to Washington DC.

Posted by: Ace at 06:55 PM

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1 Okay I'll fetch the corgis

Posted by: PaleRider at December 23, 2024 06:56 PM (UKUm3)

2 President Kamala ?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 23, 2024 06:56 PM (VE6XX)

3 Bill is probably hitting on the nurse

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 23, 2024 06:56 PM (OTdqV)

4 It's not syphilis.

Really.

Posted by: Bubba C at December 23, 2024 06:57 PM (Q4IgG)

5 Its not pneumonia.

Not really.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 23, 2024 06:57 PM (CuJ/Z)

6 Wow, an update before the first comment!

Pretty fast work there, Ace.

Maybe Bill ran across info that would lead to the arrest and conviction of Hillary?

Posted by: SimoHayha at December 23, 2024 06:58 PM (yf7Pm)

7 It's Lupus!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Intrepid Cub AoSHQ Reporter at December 23, 2024 06:58 PM (PiwSw)

8 Corgis called.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 23, 2024 06:58 PM (a3Q+t)

9 Send in the Candy Stripers! I'm a-ready for mah spongebath.

Posted by: Slick Willy at December 23, 2024 06:59 PM (Aqu9a)

10 He's having a bad allergic reaction to Maple Syrup?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 23, 2024 06:59 PM (VNX3d)

11 It's never lupus.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2024 06:59 PM (WXNFJ)

12 Would a heavy woman sitting on Bill's face help his recovery or just cause more problems?

Posted by: Stateless at December 23, 2024 06:59 PM (jvJvP)

13 Clinton goes down, Clinton goes down!

Posted by: Howard Cosell at December 23, 2024 07:00 PM (XeU6L)

14 t's Lupus!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Intrepid Cub AoSHQ Reporter at December 23, 2024 06:58 PM

My attorneys will be contacting you.

Posted by: Gregory House, M.D. at December 23, 2024 07:00 PM (a3Q+t)

15 Sure hope his Obamacare covers the cost. Oh, wait...I forgot, he is exempt.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 23, 2024 07:00 PM (XeU6L)

16 I need more cowbell

Posted by: Bruce Dickinson at December 23, 2024 07:00 PM (Fg0Nr)

17 Clinton goes down, Clinton goes down!

Monica was pretty clear he didn't...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2024 07:01 PM (oZhjI)

18 Bill and Rosie O'Donnell, pass that herpes around.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at December 23, 2024 07:01 PM (TJ9cd)

19 Tertiary syph?

Posted by: Peaches at December 23, 2024 07:01 PM (14URa)

20 Would a heavy woman sitting on Bill's face help his recovery or just cause more problems?
Posted by: Stateless at December 23, 2024 06:59 PM

What are you thinking? A Behar? An Abrams? A Lizzo?

Posted by: Gregory House, M.D. at December 23, 2024 07:01 PM (a3Q+t)

21 Santa brings Bubba a UTI and sepsis for Christmas!

Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2024 07:01 PM (XTmTf)

22

He's looked almost dead for years.

Posted by: four seasons at December 23, 2024 07:01 PM (3ek7K)

23 Clinton’s Petri dish…

Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 07:02 PM (PCK5/)

24 Would a heavy woman sitting on Bill's face help his recovery or just cause more problems?
Posted by: Stateless
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I've been doing this for years. Finally worked.

Posted by: Hillary at December 23, 2024 07:02 PM (XeU6L)

25 Might want to put some ice on that

Posted by: jsg at December 23, 2024 07:02 PM (Fg0Nr)

26 Geez, why would any woman want to have sex with that walking Petri dish? Oh, that's right, they didn't want to, he just forced himself on them.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at December 23, 2024 07:02 PM (xCA6C)

27 Better put some ice on that….

Posted by: Redenzo at December 23, 2024 07:03 PM (V/pbu)

28 Clinton goes down, Clinton goes down!

Monica was pretty clear he didn't...
Posted by: 18-1

Those Clintons. Not a generous one in the lot.

Posted by: She Hobbit at December 23, 2024 07:03 PM (ftFVW)

29 Makes me immediately think of Obama seen him lately??

Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 07:03 PM (PCK5/)

30 12 Would a heavy woman sitting on Bill's face help his recovery or just cause more problems?

Posted by: Stateless at December 23, 2024 06:59 PM (jvJvP)
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Sweaty or talcumed?

Posted by: Ciampino - No way to do face masks at December 23, 2024 07:03 PM (i0xsb)

31 Oh the Kamala staying in DC was from a Friday story. So she is probably in Brentwood now. And Joe is in Delaware or is he already in Italy. Must be nice not to have to worry about expenses in spite of a lifetime of being barely mentally competent to hold a job.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 23, 2024 07:03 PM (UKUm3)

32 Maybe we can get a three Presidents funeral in the same week- Carter, Clinton and Biden-? to further distract from whatever the Biden cabal is doing.behind the scenes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2024 07:03 PM (MQJVv)

33 Who was the last Democrat who didn't have deep-seated issues? I'm going to say Harry Truman.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 23, 2024 07:03 PM (xCA6C)

34 How ironic. A post about Gaetz being smeared with unproven allegations that even the Biden DOJ said came from witnesses who are completely untrustworthy but the smear worked and drove Gaetz from office followed by a post about a president who was bumping uglies with a young intern in the Oval Office and he is considered and elder statesman by his party.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2024 07:04 PM (LkLld)

35 Hopefully we can get a nice early Christmas gift!

Die Rapist Die...

Posted by: All Of Billy Jeff's Rape Victims at December 23, 2024 07:04 PM (R/m4+)

36 ? A Lizzo?

Posted by: Gregory House, M.D. at December 23, 2024 07:01 PM (a3Q+t)

Bill needs 2 Lizzos and he can call us in the morning.

Posted by: Stateless at December 23, 2024 07:04 PM (jvJvP)

37
*hmm, maybe I'm finally shut of the worthless bastard*

Posted by: Hillary at December 23, 2024 07:04 PM (XeU6L)

38 You don’t suppose Clinton and Obama….

Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 07:04 PM (PCK5/)

39 Harry Sisson @harryjsisson 2h
The Republicans who say they want to “save the kids” are the same people defending Matt Gaetz today. The hypocrisy is reprehensible.

Catturd ™ @catturd2 2h
You just took a picture with Hunter Biden.

https://tinyurl.com/bdhcrws6
photo

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 23, 2024 07:04 PM (hovnC)

40 *hmm, maybe I'm finally shut of the worthless bastard*

"shut of", nice.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 23, 2024 07:05 PM (xCA6C)

41 Who was the last Democrat who didn't have deep-seated issues? I'm going to say Harry Truman.
Posted by: Archimedes

Hated the Marine Corps.

That's bad enough.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2024 07:05 PM (WXNFJ)

42 Clinton goes down, Clinton goes down!

Monica was pretty clear he didn't...
Posted by: 18-1

Those Clintons. Not a generous one in the lot.
Posted by: She Hobbit at December 23, 2024 07:03 PM (ftFVW)

I had to do all the work. Hillz played starfish.

Posted by: Webb Hubbell at December 23, 2024 07:05 PM (Aqu9a)

43 He's looked almost dead for years.
Posted by: four seasons at December 23, 2024 07:01 PM (3ek7K)

—————

Hey, if you were married ti Hillary you’d look like shit too!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 23, 2024 07:05 PM (SdkQO)

44 Catturd ™ @catturd2 2h
You just took a picture with Hunter Biden.

I want to see Trump's DOJ charge Hunter with sex trafficking. They have the video evidence and sorry Joe's "Whatever my son did" pardon won't hold up since he didn't mention the sex trafficking charges.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2024 07:06 PM (oZhjI)

45 Harry Sisson @harryjsisson 2h
The Republicans who say they want to “save the kids” are the same people defending Matt Gaetz today. The hypocrisy is reprehensible.

Catturd ™ @catturd2 2h
You just took a picture with Hunter Biden.

Is that the guy the NYT says is the Dem's bridge to traditional males? Is so, I think they are mistaken, bigly.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 23, 2024 07:06 PM (xCA6C)

46 Prediction: Bill dies and Hillary comes out of the closet, thinking it will re-launch her political career.
It doesn't.

Posted by: Wally at December 23, 2024 07:07 PM (GazsR)

47 Harry Sisson is a fey homosexual, yes?

Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 07:07 PM (PCK5/)

48 >>I want to see Trump's DOJ charge Hunter with sex trafficking. They have the video evidence and sorry Joe's "Whatever my son did" pardon won't hold up since he didn't mention the sex trafficking charges.

I'd rather see them charge Joe with sex trafficking.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2024 07:07 PM (LkLld)

49 Hated the Marine Corps.

That's bad enough.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2024 07:05 PM (WXNFJ)

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True. He wanted it disbanded. Changed his mind after Inchon though.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 23, 2024 07:08 PM (SdkQO)

50 Santa brings Bubba a UTI and sepsis for Christmas!
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2024 07:01 PM (XTmTf)
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It's a Festivus miracle!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 23, 2024 07:08 PM (BpYfr)

51 Harry Sisson is a fey homosexual, yes?

Is he the one that said two men cuddling is not gay?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2024 07:08 PM (oZhjI)

52 Harry Sisson looks like he is familiar with the taste of penis.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2024 07:08 PM (8zz6B)

53 willowed:

(spaces)

https://x.com/Villgecrazylady /status/1859748387291107797

The ID story for that girl is wild. That part of the story I never knew (I live in his district and voted for him). And, I did not know Scott Adams was involved.

For anyone wondering why the uniparty was going nuts about Gaetz possibly being AG? This pretty much sums it up.

The FBI suggested that Don (Matt's father) meet with David McGee wearing a wire and Don agreed. However, just before the meeting took place, Don requested a written acknowledgment from the FBI on the purpose of this investigation and meeting.

He was worried something he said could be used against Matt in the case they still didn’t know anything about. The FBI was reluctant at first but they eventually agreed.

Going back and watching the Tucker/Gaetz interview again this week, everything he said finally made sense. The FBI had planned to use Don’s meeting with McGee against Matt.

The quasi-immunity demand from Don quashed that so they leaked the story to The NY Times and then buried the wire tapes.

Posted by: Ann at December 23, 2024 07:08 PM (4neFu)

54 Willy is one sick puppy. His release should not be considered lightly because he is a loathsome fucking pervert.

Can we impeach him again?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 23, 2024 07:09 PM (/MR36)

55 The cure is more cowbell.

Posted by: Christopher Walken as Bruce Dickinson at December 23, 2024 07:09 PM (ufFY8)

56 Tom Cotton has the right idea...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 23, 2024 07:09 PM (wDJaI)

57 Save my dick. My little buddy and I have been through a lot together and I can't bear the thought of him falling off now.

Posted by: Billy Jeff at December 23, 2024 07:09 PM (Aqu9a)

58 It's a Festivus miracle!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

So he's sneaking out before the airing of grievances?

Posted by: She Hobbit at December 23, 2024 07:09 PM (ftFVW)

59 And do keep in mind they have video of Hunter Biden, for example, demanding an underage girl he just raped "say I didn't hurt you. SAY IT!"

Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2024 07:09 PM (oZhjI)

60 Dammit, 16.
Beat me to it.

Posted by: Christopher Walken as Bruce Dickinson at December 23, 2024 07:10 PM (ufFY8)

61 Have the Hunter whores ages been verified?? Serious question..

Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 07:10 PM (PCK5/)

62
BREAKING

Former President Bill Clinton Had Cooties

Posted by: Don Black. Message: bring back the old kickoff rules at December 23, 2024 07:11 PM (/7KEl)

63 Save my dick. My little buddy and I have been through a lot together...
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"reminded me of a roll of nickles" - Monica Lewinsky

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 23, 2024 07:12 PM (XeU6L)

64
They had a hard time finding a hospital with an all male nursing staff.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 23, 2024 07:12 PM (+oR7L)

65 has
comment fail

Posted by: Don Black. Message: bring back the old kickoff rules at December 23, 2024 07:12 PM (/7KEl)

66
Carter could outlast Billy Jeff?

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 23, 2024 07:12 PM (+oR7L)

67 An interesting comment from Cotton. Is there any precedent with Edith Wilson?

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at December 23, 2024 07:12 PM (zSyrn)

68 *nickels

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 23, 2024 07:13 PM (XeU6L)

69 Bill told the doctors what would really help his health is if he could lose the 185 pounds of ugly fat he's had since the '70s.

Posted by: Wally at December 23, 2024 07:13 PM (GazsR)

70 >>Have the Hunter whores ages been verified?? Serious question..

Even more disturbing are some of the pictures Hunter took with young girls with both naked.

Also today America 1st Legal released new pictures of Joe and Hunter meeting with Xi and other Chinese business leaders when Joe was VP. Joe might want to give himself one of those pardons.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2024 07:14 PM (LkLld)

71 Bill Clinton was was a protege of Estes Kefauver, who deserved an asskicking just for being named Estes Kefauver.

Posted by: Eromero at December 23, 2024 07:14 PM (LHPAg)

72 49 Hated the Marine Corps.

That's bad enough.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2024 07:05 PM (WXNFJ)

———————-

True. He wanted it disbanded. Changed his mind after Inchon though.

Exactly. There were lots of people who questioned why we needed a second, smaller army. I don't favor keeping unnecessary military formations around just because we've always had them. The Marine Corps itself understood they had to have an identifiable function that only they could fill. Inchon demonstrated that the Marines had a niche.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 23, 2024 07:14 PM (xCA6C)

73 Bill told the doctors what would really help his health is if he could lose the 185 pounds of ugly fat he's had since the '70s.
Posted by: Wally
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Screw you, fatshamer.

Posted by: Hillary at December 23, 2024 07:14 PM (XeU6L)

74 Have the Hunter whores ages been verified?? Serious question..
Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 07:10 PM (PCK5/)

How many are still alive? serious question.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2024 07:15 PM (8zz6B)

75 Oh shit! I hope the fever will be okay.

Posted by: Kalel616 at December 23, 2024 07:15 PM (hMfeb)

76 69 Bill told the doctors what would really help his health is if he could lose the 185 pounds of ugly fat he's had since the '70s.
Posted by: Wally at December 23, 2024 07:13 PM (GazsR)

185 ? LMAO

Hillary is at least 275 these days.

Posted by: Bill at December 23, 2024 07:15 PM (Fg0Nr)

77 >>>The quasi-immunity demand from Don quashed that so they leaked the story to The NY Times and then buried the wire tapes.
Posted by: Ann
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It always appeared to be an Acronym op, this brings the pudding.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 23, 2024 07:15 PM (kquDM)

78 Bill Clinton was was a protege of Estes Kefauver, who deserved an asskicking just for being named Estes Kefauver.

Right?

Posted by: Poindexter LePetomaine at December 23, 2024 07:16 PM (xCA6C)

79 Oh shit! I hope the fever will be okay.
Posted by: Kalel616
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Microbes need love too.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 23, 2024 07:16 PM (XeU6L)

80 73 Bill told the doctors what would really help his health is if he could lose the 185 pounds of ugly fat he's had since the '70s.
Posted by: Wally
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Screw you, fatshamer.
Posted by: Hillary at December 23, 2024 07:14 PM (XeU6L)

Yeah! By the way, Hillary, you look fabulous. That mumu reallly brings out the color in your eyes...

Posted by: Lanny Davis at December 23, 2024 07:17 PM (PiwSw)

81 JackStraw, I would not be surprised if Joke doesn't already have that pardon written.

I'd give a billion quatloos to read the letter Bribe'em leaves PDT.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2024 07:17 PM (XTmTf)

82 Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz 22m
I’m accused of being at some party five years ago.

Here is the gate log for that home, in a community that checks DL’s for entrants.

I’m not on the log.

The other attendees are.

But people who said they were on drugs say they remember me there.

Do they also remember seeing Jimmy Hoffa there? And TuPac?

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 18m
Nothing is real

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 23, 2024 07:17 PM (hovnC)

83 He's sick all right- sick of Hillary, amirite?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 23, 2024 07:17 PM (bss/y)

84 Democrats are the cooties.

Posted by: eleven at December 23, 2024 07:18 PM (iziT8)

85 Get well, Bill!

Posted by: Krusty the Clown at December 23, 2024 07:18 PM (mH6SG)

86 JackStraw, I would not be surprised if Joke doesn't already have that pardon written.

I'd give a billion quatloos to read the letter Bribe'em leaves PDT.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2024 07:17 PM (XTmTf)

If it's more than a smiley face with its tongue out, drawn in crayon, I'll assume his staff wrote it.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 23, 2024 07:18 PM (VNX3d)

87 70 >>Have the Hunter whores ages been verified?? Serious question..
...
Even more disturbing are some of the pictures Hunter took with young girls with both naked.
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To be frank, guys and whores together in hotel rooms are usually naked.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 23, 2024 07:18 PM (kquDM)

88 I'm betting urosepsis.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 23, 2024 07:19 PM (Dm8we)

89 It's been decades since this family has had a Clean Bill of Health.

Posted by: Hillary at December 23, 2024 07:19 PM (Fg0Nr)

90 I'm betting urosepsis.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 23, 2024 07:19 PM (Dm8we)

Premier League?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2024 07:20 PM (8zz6B)

91 How could anyone be more pathetic than Hillary Clinton?

She's hung around with this loser-fuck his entire career. She even birthed a devil child with this redneck clown.

Hillary probably still has the nastiest disposition of all first ladies to ever hold the position, - including Michelle Obama, - and that's mindblowing!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 23, 2024 07:20 PM (/MR36)

92 Premier League?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
_______

No, they got relegated.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 23, 2024 07:21 PM (Dm8we)

93 Lewinskemia.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 23, 2024 07:21 PM (L/fGl)

94 I would like to nominate "Bitch, new laws" as the official slogan of 2025.

If you haven't seen it, the clip is posted over at GP. A crew of black shoplifter gals FAFO.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 23, 2024 07:21 PM (PixdE)

95 To be frank, guys and whores together in hotel rooms are usually naked.
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 23, 2024 07:18 PM (kquDM)

Most do not hire ladies of the evening to play parcheesi, it is true.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 23, 2024 07:22 PM (bss/y)

96 "She's hung around with this loser-fuck his entire career. She even birthed a devil child with this redneck clown."

Are we still going with that?

Posted by: eleven at December 23, 2024 07:22 PM (iziT8)

97 >>I'd give a billion quatloos to read the letter Bribe'em leaves PDT.

I don't know how Trump manages to keep his cool around Biden after all Biden has done to try and destroy him, his family and supporters.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2024 07:22 PM (LkLld)

98 I’m a little suspicious about the Bill Clinton situation. I mean, we know he has evidence that would lead to the conviction of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 23, 2024 07:22 PM (u73oe)

99 Exactly. There were lots of people who questioned why we needed a second, smaller army. I don't favor keeping unnecessary military formations around just because we've always had them. The Marine Corps itself understood they had to have an identifiable function that only they could fill. Inchon demonstrated that the Marines had a niche.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 23, 2024 07:14 PM (xCA6C)

Considering all of WWII, Inchon didn't mean crap about if the US needed the Marines or not.

Now letting the few standing divisions bloat up to be about triple the size of Army divisions is another thing.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 23, 2024 07:23 PM (n7h9X)

100 I'd give a billion quatloos to read the letter Bribe'em leaves PDT.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2024 07:17 PM (XTmTf)

"Gentle reminder please do not put the spoon far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

"Thank you, Joe"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2024 07:23 PM (D7oie)

101
So Kamala sobered up enough to come back to DC.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 23, 2024 07:23 PM (dxSpM)

102 Most do not hire ladies of the evening to play parcheesi, it is true.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

No but a conference in Chicago decades with did have one sit in as our fourth during a wicked couple hands of euchre'.

And that's all that happened.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2024 07:24 PM (WXNFJ)

103 Kindltot, hahahahaha.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2024 07:24 PM (XTmTf)

104 ...urosepsis.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Am not, yer a sepsis!

Posted by: haffhowershower at December 23, 2024 07:24 PM (NMT5x)

105 Man, I gotta slow down on the drinks. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2024 07:25 PM (WXNFJ)

106 No but a conference in Chicago decades with did have one sit in as our fourth during a wicked couple hands of euchre'.

And that's all that happened.
Posted by: Tonypete
________

Euchre fistbump. Great game.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 23, 2024 07:25 PM (Dm8we)

107 Still time for The Great KAMALA to be First Female President!!!

I doubt that happens ... still .. Historic First!!!

Posted by: illiniwek at December 23, 2024 07:26 PM (Cus5s)

108 All I know is, Rickey Henderson died at 65. Supposedly from pneumonia.

I'm gonna guess he died from steroid use.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 07:26 PM (nNWCn)

109 105 Man, I gotta slow down on the drinks. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2024 07:25 PM (WXNFJ)

You edited that sentence in the middle, didn't you?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 23, 2024 07:26 PM (bss/y)

110 So "euchre" is a new euphemism now?

Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 07:26 PM (PCK5/)

111 And that's all that happened.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2024 07:24 PM (WXNFJ)

Did you snooker the hooker at euchre?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2024 07:26 PM (8zz6B)

112 94 I would like to nominate "Bitch, new laws" as the official slogan of 2025.

If you haven't seen it, the clip is posted over at GP. A crew of black shoplifter gals FAFO.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 23, 2024 07:21 PM (PixdE)

That's great.

Posted by: jsg at December 23, 2024 07:27 PM (Fg0Nr)

113 107 Still time for The Great KAMALA to be First Female President!!!

I doubt that happens ... still .. Historic First!!!
Posted by: illiniwek at December 23, 2024 07:26 PM (Cus5s)

That would be the most insulting Historic First ever.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 23, 2024 07:27 PM (OX9vb)

114 I’m a little suspicious about the Bill Clinton situation. I mean, we know he has evidence that would lead to the conviction of Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 23, 2024 07:22 PM (u73oe)

I really hope he holds on at least another 28 days.

I want Trump running his funeral.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 07:27 PM (nNWCn)

115 Euchre? I hardly knew her!

Posted by: Junior Samples at December 23, 2024 07:28 PM (paSBy)

116 Exactly. There were lots of people who questioned why we needed a second, smaller army. I don't favor keeping unnecessary military formations around just because we've always had them. The Marine Corps itself understood they had to have an identifiable function that only they could fill. Inchon demonstrated that the Marines had a niche.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 23, 2024 07:14 PM (xCA6C)

Considering all of WWII, Inchon didn't mean crap about if the US needed the Marines or not.

Now letting the few standing divisions bloat up to be about triple the size of Army divisions is another thing.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 23, 2024 07:23 PM

Considering the way our Navy is shrinking, we won't have any use for marines because we won't have any way to deliver them to a hostile shore, let alone keep them supplied if we somehow managed to get them there.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 23, 2024 07:28 PM (Rcnd3)

117 >>To be frank, guys and whores together in hotel rooms are usually naked.

I'm talking very young girls. And I think some of them might be Hunter's relatives.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2024 07:28 PM (LkLld)

118 Imagine Billy Jimmy and Joe all dropping dead the same week

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at December 23, 2024 07:28 PM (/7KEl)

119 America First Legal @America1stLegal 6h
/1🚨 BREAKING 🚨
AFL has obtained new photos of Joe Biden meeting with Hunter Biden’s Chinese business associates and introducing Hunter to China’s President Xi Jinping.

Mike Benz @MikeBenzCyber 3h
The context of this is incredible: Hunter’s $5 million payout from & direct business partnership with the Chinese businessman Hunter called “Xi’s protege,” whose $2 billion revenue energy firm was set up “to obtain overseas resources and serve the Chinese national strategy.”

Mike Benz @MikeBenzCyber 2h
Credit here: @mirandadevine's extremely excellent book "The Big Man" which I'm about halfway through. You can purchase it:
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Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 23, 2024 07:29 PM (hovnC)

120 Rand Paul is airing grievances.

Highlights of INSANE, useless spending:
- $3M for "Girl-Centered Climate Action" in Brazil
- $20M for a new Sesame Street show
- $10K for the "Bearded Ladies Cabaret" for a climate change-focused ice skates show
- $365K for circuses in city parks
- $32.5K for "breakdancing"
- $330K for censoring conservative media
- $720K for conservation of ducks in Mexico

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My favorite is "Bearded Ladies Cabaret" for a climate change-focused ice skates show.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 23, 2024 07:29 PM (L/fGl)

121 I want to see Trump's DOJ charge Hunter with sex trafficking. They have the video evidence and sorry Joe's "Whatever my son did" pardon won't hold up since he didn't mention the sex trafficking charges.
Posted by: 18-1

Maybe. Maybe not.
What is important is the seriousness of the charges and that they are published so broadly that they become common knowledge... And that there was never a trial because he was pardoned -> presumed guilty of all charges.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 23, 2024 07:29 PM (/lPRQ)

122
Bill Clinton was was a protege of Estes Kefauver, who deserved an asskicking just for being named Estes Kefauver.
Posted by: Eromero at December 23, 2024 07:14 PM (LHPAg)

________

Kefauver died in 1963 when Clinton was 17, so something's not adding up.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 23, 2024 07:29 PM (dxSpM)

123 I want Trump running his funeral.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 07:27 PM (nNWCn)

Ghanaian pallbearers with a hundred kazoo marching band?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2024 07:29 PM (8zz6B)

124 That would be the most insulting Historic First ever.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 23, 2024 07:27 PM (OX9vb)

Zombie James Buchanan is pissed Barack gets credit as the first Gay-American to sit (and spin) in that office.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 07:30 PM (nNWCn)

125 So Billy, Jimmy and Joe walk into a bar... the bartender says..

Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 07:30 PM (PCK5/)

126 I want Trump running his funeral.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 07:27 PM (nNWCn)

Ghanaian pallbearers with a hundred kazoo marching band?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2024 07:29 PM (8zz6B)

Taco salads for the post-funeral meal!

Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 07:30 PM (nNWCn)

127 AOP: sorry, I had to step away from the computer for a bit. In answer to your question on a previous thread, nope, the Aleuts haven't done much with the former Adak base. They keep talking about it, but nothing has ever gotten past that stage.

They do use it as a hunting ground, though. The island was stocked with game animals to provide recreation for the sailors long ago, and now they need to be thinned out from time to time.

In answer to some other comments on that thread: there are at least four distinct groups of Natives in Alaska (more if you go down to the tribal level). Inupiat and Yupik ("Eskimos"), Athabaskans, Tlingit, Haida, etc. ("Indians") and Aleuts, which are kind of their own thing.

None of them go by "Inuit", the preferred PC term in Canada. The Inupiat are closely related, culturally and linguistically, so they usually don't get pissed off if you call them that. The Yupik is a completely separate group, and speak a different (though related) language.

If you call one of them "Inuit" you're likely to get a pretty negative reaction, as historically the groups did not get along.

At all.

Imagine calling a Spaniard "French".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2024 07:31 PM (W5ArC)

128 He's the STI version of a pokémon collector: He had to catch them all.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2024 07:31 PM (ynpvh)

129 "That would be the most insulting Historic First ever."
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

And Jill would have to stand down, surrender her last days of "royalty".

Posted by: illiniwek at December 23, 2024 07:31 PM (Cus5s)

130 So Billy, Jimmy and Joe walk into a bar... the bartender says..
Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 07:30 PM (PCK5/)

Bartender says "You guys trying to reenact Weekend at Bernies?"

To which Jimmah says "no, Joe just looks like he's dead."

Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 07:32 PM (nNWCn)

131 hospitalized for a fever? maybe its the bird flu or monkey pox..

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 23, 2024 07:33 PM (EmT/E)

132 Bill is no doubt lusting, but only in his heart.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at December 23, 2024 07:33 PM (paSBy)

133 Canadian National Health would know what to do with the old geezer Bill.

Posted by: All Used Up at December 23, 2024 07:33 PM (G5+As)

134 120 Rand Paul is airing grievances.

Highlights of INSANE, useless spending:
- $3M for "Girl-Centered Climate Action" in Brazil
- $20M for a new Sesame Street show
- $10K for the "Bearded Ladies Cabaret" for a climate change-focused ice skates show
- $365K for circuses in city parks
- $32.5K for "breakdancing"
- $330K for censoring conservative media
- $720K for conservation of ducks in Mexico

-
My favorite is "Bearded Ladies Cabaret" for a climate change-focused ice skates show.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 23, 2024 07:29 PM (L/fGl)

Girl-Centered Climate action. I think that's a category on CornPub...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2024 07:33 PM (ynpvh)

135 Kefauver died in 1963 when Clinton was 17, so something's not adding up.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 23, 2024 07:29 PM (dxSpM)

Isn't that the same year Hillory's namesake, Sir Edmund, climbed Mt. Everest?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 07:33 PM (nNWCn)

136 None of them go by "Inuit", the preferred PC term in Canada. The Inupiat are closely related, culturally and linguistically, so they usually don't get pissed off if you call them that. The Yupik is a completely separate group, and speak a different (though related) language.

If you call one of them "Inuit" you're likely to get a pretty negative reaction, as historically the groups did not get along.

At all.

Imagine calling a Spaniard "French".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2024 07:31 PM (W5ArC)

Thanks, Rodrigo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2024 07:34 PM (8zz6B)

137 There are consequences to having your blood be 40% Viagra, 30% aborted fetal stem cells and 30% Satanic possession, I guess, eh, Mr. Clinton?

Posted by: Sharkman at December 23, 2024 07:34 PM (BRvvM)

138 122
Bill Clinton was was a protege of Estes Kefauver, who deserved an asskicking just for being named Estes Kefauver.
Posted by: Eromero at December 23, 2024 07:14 PM (LHPAg)

________

Kefauver died in 1963 when Clinton was 17, so something's not adding up.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 23, 2024 07:29 PM (dxSpM)

Estes into little boys and teens?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2024 07:34 PM (ynpvh)

139 > historically the groups did not get along.

Nor did the two Eskimo groups get along with the Indian groups, nor did the Indians get along with other tribes, nor did the Aleuts.

Turns out that they were slaughtering each other long before the Evil White Man shows up. There's archeological evidence that the Cook Inlet Eskimos were genocided by the local Indians before Whitey came on the scene.

And of course, the Tlingit were running slave raids as far as Northern California. Their slaves were the last ones freed on what is now US soil, when the US purchase of Alaska from Russia was finalized. They were pissed, too.

"Juneteenth" can suck my ass.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2024 07:34 PM (W5ArC)

140 "Imagine calling a Spaniard "French".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia"

The Spaniards don't like the French either.

So France is basically zero for planet Earth?

Posted by: eleven at December 23, 2024 07:34 PM (iziT8)

141 Girl-Centered Climate action. I think that's a category on CornPub...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2024 07:33 PM (ynpvh)

Matt Gaetz called and asked if they were over 17.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 07:34 PM (nNWCn)

142 hospitalized for a fever? maybe its the bird flu or monkey pox..
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 23, 2024 07:33 PM (EmT/E)

Cat-scratch fever. He caught it from the kitty next door...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2024 07:35 PM (8zz6B)

143 Billy, Jimmy, and Joe walk into a bar. Jimmy mumbles something incoherent. Bartender says, "Pardon me?" And Joe says, "Only if you killed white people."

Posted by: Wally at December 23, 2024 07:35 PM (GazsR)

144 New thread up

Posted by: Ann at December 23, 2024 07:35 PM (4neFu)

145 "Juneteenth" can suck my ass.
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So you were at the party?

Posted by: Sean Diddy Combs at December 23, 2024 07:35 PM (paSBy)

146 So sad. Billy Jeff has to die to be totally free of Hilary. Temporarily free of her, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Gref at December 23, 2024 07:36 PM (aBgBM)

147 There are consequences to having your blood be 40% Viagra, 30% aborted fetal stem cells and 30% Satanic possession, I guess, eh, Mr. Clinton?

Posted by: Sharkman at December 23, 2024 07:34 PM (BRvvM)

Dr. "I Am the Science" Fauci called and asked who gave you the formula for the Covid vaxx?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 07:36 PM (nNWCn)

148 137 There are consequences to having your blood be 40% Viagra, 30% aborted fetal stem cells and 30% Satanic possession, I guess, eh, Mr. Clinton?

Posted by: Sharkman at December 23, 2024 07:34 PM (BRvvM)

Hillary gives him infusions?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2024 07:36 PM (ynpvh)

149 I'm talking very young girls. And I think some of them might be Hunter's relatives.
Posted by: JackStraw

Keeping it in the family, as it were.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2024 07:36 PM (WXNFJ)

150 125 So Billy, Jimmy and Joe walk into a bar... the bartender says..
Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 07:30 PM (PCK5/)

------------------------------------

"Wrong damn joke! Go tell it to St Peter"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 23, 2024 07:36 PM (OGOaV)

151 New thread up
Posted by: Ann at December 23, 2024 07:35 PM (4neFu)

Meh. The nice thread. I won't be nice.

Can be, but won't be.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 07:37 PM (nNWCn)

152 Kefauver died in 1963 when Clinton was 17, so something's not adding up.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 23, 2024 07:29 PM (dxSpM)
Musta been the other chucklehead from Arkansas.

Posted by: Eromero at December 23, 2024 07:37 PM (LHPAg)

153 Donald J. Trump Posts From His Truth Social @TrumpDailyPosts Dec 22
I am pleased to announced a slate of America First Patriots, who will work in conjunction with our GREAT Secretary of Defense Nominee, Pete Hegseth!

Stephen Feinberg will serve as Deputy Secretary of Defense, and help Make the Pentagon Great Again. An extremely successful businessman, Stephen is a Princeton graduate, who founded his company, Cerberus, in 1992. In addition to his leadership at Cerberus, from 2018 to January 2021, Stephen served as Chairman of my Intelligence Advisory Board.

Elbridge “Bridge” Colby will serve as Under Secretary of Defense for Policy. A highly respected advocate for our America First foreign and defense policy, Bridge will work closely with my outstanding Secretary of Defense Nominee, Pete Hegseth, to restore our Military power, and achieve my policy of PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH. Bridge served with distinction in the Pentagon in my First Term, leading the effort on my landmark 2018 Defense strategy. He graduated from Harvard College and Yale Law School, and will make an excellent addition to my team, who will, Make America Great Again!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 23, 2024 07:40 PM (hovnC)

154 …Michael Duffey will serve as the next Under Secretary of Defense for Acquisition & Sustainment. Mike has been a strong advocate for our Warfighters and the American Taxpayer throughout his many years of public service, including in the Department of Defense, and the Office of Management and Budget of my First Administration. Mike will drive change at the Pentagon and, as a staunch proponent of an America First approach to our National Defense, will work to revitalize our Defense Industrial Base, and rebuild our Military.

Emil Michael will serve as the Undersecretary of Defense for Research and Engineering. Emil has lived the American Dream by building several successful Tech companies, including Uber. He served as a Special Assistant to the Secretary of Defense when he was a White House Fellow. Emil will ensure that our Military has the most technologically sophisticated weapons in the World, while saving A LOT of money for our Taxpayers. Emil is a graduate of Harvard University, and has a Law degree from Stanford. He is a one of the most respected leaders in the Tech business, and will be a champion for the Troops, and our Great Country.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 23, 2024 07:40 PM (hovnC)

155 …Keith Bass will serve as my Assistant Secretary of Defense for Health Affairs. Keith is a retired Navy Commander with over 30 years of Health Care experience. He has led Medical Departments in the Department of Defense, the Central Intelligence Agency, and the White House Medical Unit. Keith will be leading the charge to ensure our Troops are healthy, and receiving the best Medical Care possible.

Finally, I am pleased to announce that Joe Kasper will serve as Chief of Staff for the Secretary of Defense. During my First Term, Joe served at the Department of Defense, where he directly supported the Secretaries of Defense, Navy, and Air Force. He was then appointed to the Department of Homeland Security as Deputy Assistant Secretary for U.S. Senate Affairs, and later, as Senior Advisor for Strategy, Policy, and Plans. Prior to these roles, Joe spent over a decade on Capitol Hill, where he served as a Chief of Staff, and was instrumental on matters of National Defense.

Congratulations to all!

Donald Trump Truth Social 04:36 PM EST 12/22/24

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 23, 2024 07:40 PM (hovnC)

156 Imagine calling a Spaniard "French".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2024 07:31 PM (W5ArC)

call them all Dagos and they are fine.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2024 07:41 PM (D7oie)

157
William Fulbright was Willie's shiny star.

Posted by: Auspex at December 23, 2024 07:41 PM (q5rNo)

158 None of them go by "Inuit", the preferred PC term in Canada. The Inupiat are closely related, culturally and linguistically, so they usually don't get pissed off if you call them that. The Yupik is a completely separate group, and speak a different (though related) language.

If you call one of them "Inuit" you're likely to get a pretty negative reaction, as historically the groups did not get along.

At all.

Imagine calling a Spaniard "French".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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So, kind of 'New Yorker' or 'Austinite', etc.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 23, 2024 07:43 PM (/lPRQ)

159 Think the Army did more amphibious ops in the Pacific than the Marines, in number, and by scale of operation. The iconic ones (for good reason) are Guadalcanal, Tarawa, and Iwo. (of course the Army joined in a bit later and was material to the outcome at Guadalcanal)

Many of the lesser known operations (Biak, Admiralties, New Guinea) were all-Army, and the Army was a big part of the Marianas and Okinawa operations.

Your useless yet pertinent contribution on a side-discussion in the thread. You're welcome.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 23, 2024 07:52 PM (1m82a)

160 I mean to write that of course the iconic amphibious operations in the Pacific were all (or mostly) Marine.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 23, 2024 07:53 PM (1m82a)

161 And the NavySec had said, upon witnessing the flag-raising on Suribachi, that "this means a Marine Corps for the next 500 years". That's a pretty bold forecast, but so far (79 years) he's been proven correct.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 23, 2024 07:56 PM (1m82a)

162 If you haven't seen it, the clip is posted over at GP. A crew of black shoplifter gals FAFO.
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GP?

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