House Ethics Report Places Matt Gaetz on "Naughty" List

The House released its ethics report, and it's not great.

Gaetz may have plenty of defenses for these charges, but they're not all blow-offs:

In sum, the Committee found substantial evidence of the following:
* From at least 2017 to 2020, Representative Gaetz regularly paid women for engaging in sexual activity with him.
* In 2017, Representative Gaetz engaged in sexual activity with a 17-year-old girl.
* During the period 2017 to 2019, Representative Gaetz used or possessed illegal drugs, including cocaine and ecstasy, on multiple occasions.
* Representative Gaetz accepted gifts, including transportation and lodging in connection with a 2018 trip to the Bahamas, in excess of permissible amounts.
* In 2018, Representative Gaetz arranged for his Chief of Staff to assist a woman with whom he engaged in sexual activity in obtaining a passport, falsely indicating to the U.S. Department of State that she was a constituent.
* Representative Gaetz knowingly and willfully sought to impede and obstruct the Committee's investigation of his conduct.
* Representative Gaetz has acted in a manner that reflects discreditably upon the House.

Now do all 434 other members. As long as we're getting judgy.

It shouldn't be forgotten that no prosecutor thought these claims were strong enough to bring charges. And it can't be forgotten that other Congressmen hate Gaetz -- including, most of all, establishment Republicans -- and would generally say that almost any charge against him has "substantial evidence" behind it.

Not a great idea for him to put his name forward for AG, though. There's a myth about a father and son making wings out of feathers and wax that comes to mind.

Posted by: Ace at 06:00 PM

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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at December 23, 2024 06:00 PM (GYt5+)

2 Foist?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 23, 2024 06:01 PM (QAkQ3)

3 Now do all 434 other members. As long as we're getting judgy.

My thoughts exactly.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 23, 2024 06:01 PM (y0ylk)

4 Senator Gaetz???

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2024 06:02 PM (Hkcdp)

5 Gaetz may have plenty of defenses for these charges, but they're not all blow-offs

ISWYDT.

Posted by: Beavis at December 23, 2024 06:02 PM (a3Q+t)

6 I note the NeverTrump assholes at Insty are posting it as if it's all facts.

Not a political witchhunt.

Just like they did dutifully over ever single Russia hoax "bombshell."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 23, 2024 06:02 PM (PixdE)

7 I was happy to get married at 25. Who wants to act like a wastrel until they're 40?

Posted by: Well Grounded at December 23, 2024 06:02 PM (G5+As)

8 Congress has a $17 million slush fund that is used to pay off any accusations or actual dalliances of the members.

Give us the list.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 23, 2024 06:03 PM (05Q08)

9 Until the Congressional harassment slush fund is fully exposed, they can go piss up a rope.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at December 23, 2024 06:03 PM (VMFAF)

10 And do Clinton (the one with a dick, not the dickless one) next. Retroactively of course.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 23, 2024 06:03 PM (y0ylk)

11 Fuck that guy. We don't need to defend this piece of shit. He's not our problem anymore.

Posted by: Xander Crews at December 23, 2024 06:03 PM (rEmVK)

12 >>>Gaetz may have plenty of defenses for these charges, but they're not all blow-offs:

Phrasing!

Posted by: Dr. T at December 23, 2024 06:04 PM (jGGMD)

13 Some congresscritter who's leaving should dump the findings and payments from the congressional slush fund that paid off sexual harassment claims. Shut them all up

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 23, 2024 06:04 PM (DopAq)

14 Now release all the names of all the Congressmen who had us pay off their accusers.

Release the secret slush fund list.
The Epstien list.
The Diddly Party list.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 23, 2024 06:04 PM (PixdE)

15 Now do all 434 other members. As long as we're getting judgy.
Posted by: Ace

There might be 10 righteous men there?

Posted by: even Abraham ain't sure at December 23, 2024 06:04 PM (DgGvY)

16 OK, serious question... as NONE of these charges are being prosecuted, and most have already passed the statute of Limitations...

And, as it is NOT Congresses job to investigate behavior outside the House...

How is this not slander?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 23, 2024 06:04 PM (QAkQ3)

17 Ace, Gaetz had a series of posts on X that directly rebutted the things being released.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 23, 2024 06:04 PM (05Q08)

18 Is that all?

I mean really?

The guy is a saint compared to probably half of those assholes.

Posted by: pawn, RIP Vic at December 23, 2024 06:04 PM (QB+5g)

19 I wasn't there, so I don't know whether he did or he didn't, but I do know these accusations come from a guy in Florida, a Republican, who was caught with his hand in the cookie jar (cookie jar being a euphemism for money AND underaged vagina), tried to get a sweetheart deal for himself by claiming he could give them Gaetz.

Now, was there any basis for truth to it? Maybe, but apparently there is also substantial reason to believe it's all made up.

By one guy. Who had been prostituting said 17 year old.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 06:04 PM (nNWCn)

20 OK, then, release the names of the House members who paid off people for sexual harassment.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Intrepid Cub AoSHQ Reporter at December 23, 2024 06:04 PM (PiwSw)

21

I've always believe most of them are pervs.

Money equals power and sex. That's all most of them want.

Posted by: four seasons at December 23, 2024 06:04 PM (3ek7K)

22 Just heard Bill Clinton is in hospital. Didn't know herpes could warrant hospitalization.

Posted by: Not At Rampart General at December 23, 2024 06:05 PM (G5+As)

23 Alors, il commence.

Posted by: Ce gars qui pense toujours que ça commence. at December 23, 2024 06:05 PM (6K6Eu)

24 He's a regular Sir Galahad by comparison.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 23, 2024 06:05 PM (Aqu9a)

25 Investigate every POS in the Congress who's become a millionaire (on their congressman's salary). In both parties.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 23, 2024 06:05 PM (y0ylk)

26
Bill Clinton in the hospital?

Damn death poll odds

Posted by: Auspex at December 23, 2024 06:05 PM (q5rNo)

27 Who wants to act like a wastrel until they're 40?
Posted by: Well Grounded at December 23, 2024 06:02 PM

* raises hand *

Posted by: Hunter B . at December 23, 2024 06:06 PM (a3Q+t)

28 Whatever happened to, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 23, 2024 06:06 PM (BpYfr)

29 16 OK, serious question... as NONE of these charges are being prosecuted, and most have already passed the statute of Limitations...

And, as it is NOT Congresses job to investigate behavior outside the House...

How is this not slander?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 23, 2024 06:04 PM (QAkQ3)

It's not slander if it's true...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 23, 2024 06:06 PM (exHjb)

30 Representative Gaetz has acted in a manner that reflects discreditably upon the House.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

*giggle snort* *laugh choke* ROFL

Posted by: GWB at December 23, 2024 06:06 PM (WlvCt)

31

Look at Bezos and Zuckerberg. If they didn't have money most women wouldn't touch them with a 10 foot pole.

Posted by: four seasons at December 23, 2024 06:06 PM (3ek7K)

32 [inset warden’s post here about not caring about what our side does since Memories Pizza was attacked]

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2024 06:06 PM (Hkcdp)

33 The third item about overspending is is ' not something they all do??

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2024 06:07 PM (ACUG4)

34 My understanding is that the majority of these allegations are from some Florida version of Kamala that likes blackmail.

Posted by: pookysgirl, too tired to research at December 23, 2024 06:07 PM (dtlDP)

35 "Now do all 434 other members. As long as we're getting judgy."

*Lays finger along side of nose, nods*

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 23, 2024 06:07 PM (LxER7)

36 And thus it begins.

Posted by: That Guy who always intones "And thus it begins." at December 23, 2024 06:07 PM (a3Q+t)

37 22 Just heard Bill Clinton is in hospital. Didn't know herpes could warrant hospitalization.
Posted by: Not At Rampart General at December 23, 2024 06:05 PM (G5+As)

So, who does the Pool say goes first?

Jimmy? Joe? Bill?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 23, 2024 06:07 PM (QAkQ3)

38 Meh don't care

Posted by: steevy at December 23, 2024 06:07 PM (KQk9m)

39 Just heard Bill Clinton is in hospital. Didn't know herpes could warrant hospitalization.
Posted by: Not At Rampart General

There's no cure, but there are apparently things you can do to mitigate the symptoms. So every once in a while herpes goes to the doctor to gets its Clinton infection under control.

Posted by: mikeski at December 23, 2024 06:07 PM (DgGvY)

40 I was happy to get married at 25. Who wants to act like a wastrel until they're 40?
Posted by: Well Grounded at December 23, 2024 06:02 PM (G5+As)

I was widowed not long after 40. I would have been happy to wastrel, but life got in the way of that, for the most part.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 06:07 PM (nNWCn)

41 Seriously, though, Gaetz needs to be shown the door.

Obviously nearly all the rest in Congress are doing it, but he got caught, and he was pretty clearly a grifter well before this. We're better off without him.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 23, 2024 06:07 PM (jGGMD)

42
From what I gather, a lot of the "evidence" for some of these "findings" are Gaetz, himself, "bragging" about his exploits to others within the House (members, staff, etc.).

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 23, 2024 06:07 PM (pn4py)

43

The iCarus was always a terrible flying machine. Apple should have stuck to electronics

Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2024 06:07 PM (D7oie)

44 Walk into any room Hunter was in a week later and you'd collect this much trace evidence.

Posted by: DaveA at December 23, 2024 06:08 PM (FhXTo)

45 And

[CLAP]

So

[Clap]

It

[Clap]

Begins

[Clap]

Posted by: Leftwing Twitter Woman Who Always Thinks It's Beginning at December 23, 2024 06:08 PM (KRtlO)

46 Honestly I thought Bubba had one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel back in 2016

Posted by: steevy at December 23, 2024 06:08 PM (KQk9m)

47 But, I'll also say, Gaetz and Lake need to just take quite do-nothing jobs far away from the public eye.

It's not that they are bad or that they did anything wrong--as far as I care--it's just ... the stink of loser is on them.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 23, 2024 06:08 PM (PixdE)

48 Representative Gaetz has acted in a manner that reflects discreditably upon the House.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
*giggle snort* *laugh choke* ROFL
Posted by: GWB

Well, he had some high-rent snizz and he didn't share.

Posted by: The House at December 23, 2024 06:08 PM (DgGvY)

49 Did you know that a legislatorial body of 435 politicians actually has a rule against prostitution? For its members?!

Oh my! ROFLMAO again!

Posted by: GWB at December 23, 2024 06:09 PM (WlvCt)

50 My understanding is that the majority of these allegations are from some Florida version of Kamala that likes blackmail.
Posted by: pookysgirl, too tired to research at December 23, 2024 06:07 PM (dtlDP)

Pretty sure it was ENTIRELY from that one guy.

Who was known to have been pimping the teenager.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 06:09 PM (nNWCn)

51 I'm at the point where I'll give a smidgen of crap about this when:

1. The complete, unredacted Epstein/Maxwell client lists are released.

2. Complete, unredacted information is released on the Congressional hush/slush fund payouts is released.

Posted by: Bert G at December 23, 2024 06:09 PM (jyGs/)

52
Like, I think Gaetz was supposebly showing pics of a girl (or girls) on his phone to others within the House. That type of "evidence" was used against him for this "report."

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 23, 2024 06:09 PM (pn4py)

53 Pretty sure they just made up most of this $hit to make certain matt gaetz would never hold another political office again. The fact that biden's doj declined to prosecute him is a huge tell IMO.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 23, 2024 06:09 PM (Rcnd3)

54 Petty retribution for the ousting of McCarthy but Gaetz doesn't sound like a choirboy either

Posted by: It's me donna at December 23, 2024 06:09 PM (VE6XX)

55
Representative Gaetz has acted in a manner that reflects discreditably upon the House.

Each and every one of them acts in ways that discredit the House.

No do over and loss of down.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2024 06:09 PM (xG4kz)

56 Tell me the story about the rabbits instead, George.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2024 06:09 PM (LkLld)

57 42
From what I gather, a lot of the "evidence" for some of these "findings" are Gaetz, himself, "bragging" about his exploits to others within the House (members, staff, etc.).
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 23, 2024 06:07 PM (pn4py)

And thus...probably not slander...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 23, 2024 06:09 PM (exHjb)

58 Ace, Gaetz had a series of posts on X that directly rebutted the things being released.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 23, 2024 06:04 PM (05Q0

Didn't one of those posts feature him telling the 17-year-old that they couldn't have sex because he couldn't get an erection?

Posted by: Dr. T at December 23, 2024 06:09 PM (jGGMD)

59 * In 2017, Representative Gaetz engaged in sexual activity with a 17-year-old girl.

Funny enough, in 1982, I also engaged in sexual activity with a 17-year-old girl. But I was 17 at the time, too.

Am I in trouble? Or what did I win?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 23, 2024 06:09 PM (LxER7)

60 Yes, the slush/hush fund information should be released twice. Just to be sure.

Posted by: Bert G at December 23, 2024 06:09 PM (jyGs/)

61 Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether I broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with my female constituents - I did.
[winks at AOC]

Posted by: Matt Gaetz, in a smoking jacket and with a pipe at December 23, 2024 06:09 PM (Aqu9a)

62 Seriously, though, Gaetz needs to be shown the door.

Obviously nearly all the rest in Congress are doing it, but he got caught, and he was pretty clearly a grifter well before this. We're better off without him.
Posted by: Dr. T at December 23, 2024 06:07 PM (jGGMD)

By that logic, Trump raped that crazy woman in the dressing room.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 06:10 PM (nNWCn)

63 it's kind of startling just how little I care about this pack of lies;
or are we suddenly regarding everything our betters in government tell us as gospel truth again?

innocent until proven guilty in a court of "law"

also; "who? - whom?"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 23, 2024 06:10 PM (cY18j)

64 At least he paid his whores unlike the secret service.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 23, 2024 06:11 PM (hZ92/)

65 Guy really likes sex.

Like the rest of congress who got their buyoffs paid secretly and won't get the same treatment.

Posted by: jsg at December 23, 2024 06:11 PM (Fg0Nr)

66 53 Pretty sure they just made up most of this $hit to make certain matt gaetz would never hold another political office again. The fact that biden's doj declined to prosecute him is a huge tell IMO.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 23, 2024 06:09 PM (Rcnd3)

It's not illegal to sleep with 17 year olds when you're 35...it just brings the ick factor into play, and it's hard to shake that one...only Hollywood seems to, and even then, there comes a point...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 23, 2024 06:11 PM (exHjb)

67
The Question We Should Be Asking Is:

Why did a Republican-controlled Committee even ALLOW this "investigation" to commence and issue a "report?"

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 23, 2024 06:11 PM (pn4py)

68 Identify the congress critters that we paid off to the tune of 17 million and nullify their NDAs.

Posted by: Oso loco at December 23, 2024 06:11 PM (ILafk)

69 Gaetz mistake was not being a senator. They let senators make waitress sandwiches and even kill women.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2024 06:12 PM (LkLld)

70 >59

Oh, italic tags did not fire. My first attempt. At least it didn't land me in the Barrel.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 23, 2024 06:12 PM (LxER7)

71 Bitch set me up!!

Posted by: Matt Gaetz at December 23, 2024 06:12 PM (Q4IgG)

72 Fuck that guy. We don't need to defend this piece of shit. He's not our problem anymore.
Posted by: Xander Crews at December 23, 2024 06:03 PM (rEmVK)

we are more moral than he is, aren't we. And that after all is the only important thing, our moral purity.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2024 06:12 PM (D7oie)

73 If I was ever called before Congress I'd be held in contempt. Because I am.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 23, 2024 06:12 PM (y0ylk)

74 The TV preacher pompadour always had me wondering about him.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 23, 2024 06:12 PM (Dm8we)

75 Golly! He should have known better.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at December 23, 2024 06:13 PM (Aqu9a)

76 Like every rock band in the 70's had a song about banging 17 year olds ...if not 16 year olds

Posted by: steevy at December 23, 2024 06:13 PM (KQk9m)

77 Fighting back against the illegal leak:

Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz 8h
Giving funds to someone you are dating - that they didn’t ask for - and that isn’t “charged” for sex is now prostitution?!?

There is a reason they did this to me in a Christmas Eve-Eve report and not in a courtroom of any kind where I could present evidence and challenge witnesses.

This is testimony from one of the alleged “prostitutes” that you won’t see in the report!
https://tinyurl.com/4eynswsa

And...

colin @mockdisasterttv 8h
My ex-girlfriend bought me a pizza once. I feel so dirty.

Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz 8h Replying to @mockdisasterttv
Right?!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 23, 2024 06:13 PM (hovnC)

78 Like, I think Gaetz was supposebly showing pics of a girl (or girls) on his phone to others within the House. That type of "evidence" was used against him for this "report."

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 23, 2024 06:09 PM (pn4py)

If by "girls" you mean adult women, then yes. Gaetz bragged about being able to pick up chicks and have sex with them.

The underaged business, and the pimping and prostituting is what he's been accused of, and as far as the evidence of that goes, it all came from one guy. A criminal who was trying to get himself out of trouble.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 06:13 PM (nNWCn)

79 74 The TV preacher pompadour always had me wondering about him.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 23, 2024 06:12 PM (Dm8we)

He should have opened with a joke.

Posted by: Pastor Joel Osteen at December 23, 2024 06:13 PM (PiwSw)

80 And thus it begins.
Posted by: That Guy who always intones "And thus it begins." at December 23, 2024 06:07 PM (a3Q+t)

Oh goodie!
I hate coming in half way thru.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2024 06:13 PM (W/lyH)

81 Can he sue anyone?

Posted by: steevy at December 23, 2024 06:14 PM (KQk9m)

82 It's not illegal to sleep with 17 year olds when you're 35...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 23, 2024 06:11 PM (exHjb)

It absolutely is illegal in a bunch of states. Look up "Age of Consent."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2024 06:14 PM (d9fT1)

83 >>>* In 2017, Representative Gaetz engaged in sexual activity with a 17-year-old girl.

Daddy says she's too young but she's old enough for me

Posted by: Kip Winger at December 23, 2024 06:15 PM (szMU5)

84 Who was known to have been pimping the teenager.
Posted by: BurtTC

C'mon who doesn't pimp a teenager now and again....

Posted by: Scranton Joe at December 23, 2024 06:15 PM (G5+As)

85
Yeah, the Democrats and Republican Shits just "Jack Smith'd" Matt Gaetz -- sidestepping all procedure and just releasing all the fake bullshit dirty laundry to the public.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 23, 2024 06:15 PM (pn4py)

86 we are more moral than he is, aren't we. And that after all is the only important thing, our moral purity.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2024 06:12 PM (D7oie)

But Matt Gaetz took out Frank Luntz' butt buddy, the unforgivable sin of Gope.

Gope will tolerate anything, except doing what's good for the country. The Republican Party, Uber Alles!

Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 06:15 PM (nNWCn)

87
I guaranfuckingtee you 95% of everything in this leaked bullshit "report" is Steele-dossier level of Bullshit Hoax.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 23, 2024 06:16 PM (pn4py)

88
They Steele-dossier'd AND Jack Smith'd Matt Gaetz.

That's it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 23, 2024 06:16 PM (pn4py)

89 Pretty sure they just made up most of this $hit to make certain matt gaetz would never hold another political office again. The fact that biden's doj declined to prosecute him is a huge tell IMO.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 23, 2024 06:09 PM (Rcnd3)

It's not illegal to sleep with 17 year olds when you're 35...it just brings the ick factor into play, and it's hard to shake that one...only Hollywood seems to, and even then, there comes a point...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 23, 2024 06:11 PM

Gonna go out on a limb with this but I suspect that the girls he allegedly paid for sex with were underage illegals and biden's doj declined to charge him with anything because it would blow the lid off of the rampant child trafficking at the southern border.

He would not have gone quietly into the night about illegal child trafficking if he was charged with anything.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 23, 2024 06:17 PM (Rcnd3)

90 How'd I know she was 13? She look at least 15!

Posted by: Bubba Down At The Shot House at December 23, 2024 06:17 PM (G5+As)

91 Since when did 'sleeping' with someone become a crime. Hell, I 'slept' with hundreds of guys out in the field when I was in the Army. That didn't make me a fag.

/s

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 23, 2024 06:17 PM (y0ylk)

92 The passport thing is probably true.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at December 23, 2024 06:17 PM (QSdj3)

93 82 It's not illegal to sleep with 17 year olds when you're 35...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 23, 2024 06:11 PM (exHjb)

It absolutely is illegal in a bunch of states. Look up "Age of Consent."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2024 06:14 PM (d9fT1)

Not in the one it happened in...and not in most states in the south...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 23, 2024 06:17 PM (exHjb)

94 To be fair, I was told these things were prerequisites for national office.

Posted by: Matt Gaetz at December 23, 2024 06:17 PM (Ypu3O)

95 I note the NeverTrump assholes at Insty are posting it as if it's all facts.
--------
Yes. They're shit.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 23, 2024 06:18 PM (hovnC)

96 Gaetz is off the hook unless and until Epstien's client list is published.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at December 23, 2024 06:18 PM (QSrLX)

97 Allegations and no charges brought. Big F'ing deal. Sounds like a typical male. Thinks and acts with his zipper.

But did he grab their pussies?

Posted by: BonniebBue at December 23, 2024 06:19 PM (asQ7T)

98 30 Representative Gaetz has acted in a manner that reflects discreditably upon the House.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

*giggle snort* *laugh choke* ROFL
Posted by: GWB at December 23, 2024 06:06 PM (WlvCt)

How will they be able to shoot gay porn in the Capital Building? How will they lay their heads on that pillow at night?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 23, 2024 06:19 PM (pIfcn)

99 96 Gaetz is off the hook unless and until Epstien's client list is published.
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at December 23, 2024 06:18 PM (QSrLX)

But he's not gonna be electable as an R anymore...Alabama Senate race showed that...

R voters, especially married women, are not fans of uber-ick...and old men sleeping with barely legal teens is uber-ick...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 23, 2024 06:19 PM (exHjb)

100 Pretty sure it was ENTIRELY from that one guy.

Who was known to have been pimping the teenager.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 06:09 PM (nNWCn)

Ah, ok. See nic for reason for slip-up.

Posted by: pookysgirl, too tired to research at December 23, 2024 06:19 PM (dtlDP)

101 From the story floated on substack a month ago, it’s true that she was 17, but she had a state-issued ID saying she was 18, from a Florida official who is now in jail for a whole bunch of corrupt stuff like that. That’s part of the reason he couldn’t be prosecuted.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 23, 2024 06:20 PM (zQ3t+)

102 Matt Gaetz couldn't carry my Ben Wa Balls.

Call me Matt!

Posted by: Barney Frank, Disordered Homosexual at December 23, 2024 06:20 PM (R/m4+)

103 Seventeen used to be legal in Virginia. At least when I was in college. After all many college girls were 17; and we considered them fair game at the time.

The last time I dated a teen, she was 19 and I was 23. Does that make me a perv?

I have noticed, ages ago, that the girls I dated in one sense were getting older - each was older than the last - but in another were getting younger, in the gap in our ages.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 23, 2024 06:20 PM (1bNHn)

104 Gaetz can come work for me. I'll give him a company card and a company vehicle. But we have strict expectations for our sales crew.

Watch your ass, bub!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 23, 2024 06:20 PM (/MR36)

105 Yeah, Bert G.! Sex, money, treason.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at December 23, 2024 06:20 PM (QSrLX)

106 Actor Victor Moore was widowed around age 65. He married a 22 year old when he was 66 and they were married until he died age 86. Both of his wives were lovely.

Posted by: Hollywood Hystery at December 23, 2024 06:20 PM (G5+As)

107 Pretty sure it was ENTIRELY from that one guy.

Who was known to have been pimping the teenager.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 06:09 PM (nNWCn)

Ah, ok. See nic for reason for slip-up.
Posted by: pookysgirl, too tired to research at December 23, 2024 06:19 PM (dtlDP)

No, you're fine. We have people on this here very webzine who already have him convicted.

I'm just saying, today's theme seems to be, not believe all women, but believe all criminals who are trying to get their own charges reduced.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 06:21 PM (nNWCn)

108 My understanding is that the majority of these allegations are from some Florida version of Kamala that likes blackmail.
Posted by: pookysgirl, too tired to research at December 23, 2024 06:07 PM (dtlDP)

The source of the allegations is a County official from Florida who was providing fake IDs to under age women, one of whom took up with Gaetz. The allegations did not come out as part of a back handed extortion of Gaetz' father, who had been approached to be the money man by elements of the FBI to try to get an Ex-FBI agent who had been picked up by the Iranians when the agent had been trying to contact a dissident in Iran more than ten years ago, and who had otherwise been considered dead. When Gaetz' dad balked at the size of the amount he was being asked to pay, the people representing the FBI supposedly said they would provide the House information on his son's involvement in under age prostitution and human trafficking.

all I can say is that this could have been a bitchin' plot to a corrupt government thriller based around a sort of Spanish Prisoner scam

Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2024 06:21 PM (D7oie)

109 I do feel as though I was cheated out of an Ace post today with whatever this is. I don't expect Ace to be first to report something. He's not a breaking news reporter. But I do expect to get takes that are unique/interesting/can't be found most places.

"Matt Gaetz is a naughty boy" is not a unique or interesting take, and there are hundreds of slop shops on TV and the internet where I can find this reported on breathlessly. An early dog post would have been better than this.

Posted by: the lower depths at December 23, 2024 06:21 PM (+b4rY)

110 I don't condone any of this, but I got to say that it looks like a lot of small beer and probably 80% of congress is much much worse.

So why did he drop out of consideration? And why was he so eager to resign?
- Is there more left unreported
- Did Trump see the list and tell him no
- Was he a set up to give the Dems a win to make it easier for other appointees?

Posted by: Gentlemen, time for a reckoning at December 23, 2024 06:22 PM (Ypu3O)

111 I have noticed, ages ago, that the girls I dated in one sense were getting older - each was older than the last - but in another were getting younger, in the gap in our ages.
Posted by: Eeyore at December 23, 2024 06:20 PM (1bNHn)

Weird.

Posted by: Leo DiCaprio at December 23, 2024 06:22 PM (PiwSw)

112
Beatles "When I Saw Her Standing There" now deemed problematic .

Posted by: Auspex at December 23, 2024 06:22 PM (q5rNo)

113

I don't know what is true about Gaetz. I have to say though he is one strange looking person.

Something ain't right about that boy. I can't stand seeing pictures of him.

Posted by: four seasons at December 23, 2024 06:22 PM (3ek7K)

114 Not in the one it happened in...and not in most states in the south...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 23, 2024 06:17 PM

Nor some of the states in the northeast...which could explain the Kennedy clan.

Posted by: Bert G at December 23, 2024 06:22 PM (jyGs/)

115 The fact that a Republican led sub-committee released this is why I do and always will hate the Republican Party. And before I get lectures about squashing the report "is not who we are", that is precisely and exactly what the Democrats would do. And one of the many countless reasons of why we always lose. Always.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 23, 2024 06:22 PM (y0ylk)

116 Grass on the field-play ball!

Posted by: Kill The Umpire!! at December 23, 2024 06:22 PM (G5+As)

117 It's not the report either. It's a "draft report".

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 23, 2024 06:23 PM (hovnC)

118 R voters, especially married women, are not fans of uber-ick...and old men sleeping with barely legal teens is uber-ick...
Posted by: Nova Local at December 23, 2024 06:19 PM (exHjb)

What about with my friend in my car on her way to her execution?

Posted by: Strom Thurmond at December 23, 2024 06:24 PM (Aqu9a)

119 112
Beatles "When I Saw Her Standing There" now deemed problematic .
Posted by: Auspex at December 23, 2024 06:22 PM (q5rNo)

Benny Mardones "Into the Night"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Intrepid Cub AoSHQ Reporter at December 23, 2024 06:24 PM (PiwSw)

120 I don't know what is true about Gaetz. I have to say though he is one strange looking person.

Something ain't right about that boy. I can't stand seeing pictures of him.
Posted by: four seasons
_______

Well said. I have no idea if any of this is true, but he's got that ticking time bomb vibe.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 23, 2024 06:24 PM (Dm8we)

121 How come Gaetz wasn't charged for any of these offenses?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2024 06:24 PM (LkLld)

122 "Matt Gaetz is a naughty boy" is not a unique or interesting take, and there are hundreds of slop shops on TV and the internet where I can find this reported on breathlessly. An early dog post would have been better than this.
Posted by: the lower depths

No Refunds!

Posted by: Complaint Dept. at December 23, 2024 06:25 PM (G5+As)

123 Actor Victor Moore was widowed around age 65. He married a 22 year old when he was 66 and they were married until he died age 86. Both of his wives were lovely.
Posted by: Hollywood Hystery at December 23, 2024 06:20 PM (G5+As)

I'm old enough to remember when Roy Moore had his political career ended, because he allegedly dated a 17 year old when he was around 30.

I hear tell wrote something in her yearbook, something like "I totally enjoyed banging you when you were underaged."

Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 06:25 PM (nNWCn)

124 Is the 17-year old girl underage because the age of consent in that State is 18? Isn't it 16 in most places?

Posted by: Ciampino - No plug for your ass at December 23, 2024 06:25 PM (i0xsb)

125 120 I don't know what is true about Gaetz. I have to say though he is one strange looking person.

Something ain't right about that boy. I can't stand seeing pictures of him.
Posted by: four seasons
_______

Well said. I have no idea if any of this is true, but he's got that ticking time bomb vibe.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 23, 2024 06:24 PM (Dm8we)

Well said ? Really ?

Almost looks like.....coordination.

Posted by: jsg at December 23, 2024 06:26 PM (Fg0Nr)

126 ***Gaetz may have plenty of defenses for these charges, but they're not all blow-offs:***
---

Some of them are hummers.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 23, 2024 06:26 PM (kquDM)

127 Fauci spotted with private security after quietly ditching $15M taxpayer-funded detail

https://mol.im/a/14214841

Posted by: Ciampino - No plug for your ass at December 23, 2024 06:26 PM (i0xsb)

128 Since when did 'sleeping' with someone become a crime. Hell, I 'slept' with hundreds of guys out in the field when I was in the Army. That didn't make me a fag.
/s
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 23, 2024 06:17 PM (y0ylk)
***

When SSG Hernandez whipped up his ChiliMac when we were in the field, no one slept.
IYKWIM

Posted by: Army Cooks! Death From Within!!! at December 23, 2024 06:27 PM (W/lyH)

129 The fact that a Republican led sub-committee released this is why I do and always will hate the Republican Party. And before I get lectures about squashing the report "is not who we are", that is precisely and exactly what the Democrats would do. And one of the many countless reasons of why we always lose. Always.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 23, 2024 06:22 PM

The democrats on that committee were gong to release the report no matter what happened. The days of confidentiality in the House and Senate are over as far as democrats are concerned. And if they had released their version of the report, it would have had him raping dozens and dozens of underage girls and boys.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 23, 2024 06:27 PM (Rcnd3)

130 Fauci spotted with private security after quietly ditching $15M taxpayer-funded detail

https://mol.im/a/14214841
Posted by: Ciampino - No plug for your ass at December 23, 2024 06:26 PM (i0xsb)

He's still afraid of the Ghosts of Beagles Past, isn't he?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 23, 2024 06:27 PM (VNX3d)

131 Good grief.

We get a little Winning and some folks are back to Purity Tests.

This is not how you build and maintain a movement.

Posted by: pawn, RIP Vic at December 23, 2024 06:27 PM (QB+5g)

132

Biff,

You are right. Something is there and I don't think it's going to end well.

Posted by: four seasons at December 23, 2024 06:27 PM (3ek7K)

133 Not in the one it happened in...and not in most states in the south...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 23, 2024 06:17 PM

Nor some of the states in the northeast...which could explain the Kennedy clan.
Posted by: Bert G at December 23, 2024 06:22 PM (jyGs/)

Pretty sure Californica's age of consent is still 17.

And before anyone asks, no, I'm nowhere near Californica, and have no intent to go there. And can't find any 17 year olds who want to bang me anyway, so....

Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 06:27 PM (nNWCn)

134 "Representative Gaetz has acted in a manner that reflects discreditably upon the House."

That sentence is pure effing comedy. That institution has been discreditable since 1789. All of them are all in on the grift. All.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at December 23, 2024 06:28 PM (TN5A0)

135 Hoax or not, the G man is no longer a problem for Johnson.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at December 23, 2024 06:28 PM (9X60i)

136 I'm an angel with a dirty face.

Posted by: Matt Gaetz at December 23, 2024 06:28 PM (Aqu9a)

137 The FBI’s Matt Gaetz Operation Sidelined An Effective Republican Voice At A Crucial Time. That Was The Point
By: Mollie Hemingway; September 26, 2022; 7 min read
https://tinyurl.com/2p9ydw37
article

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 23, 2024 06:29 PM (hovnC)

138 Has anyone taken a deep dive into the sexual behavior of journolists?

Posted by: Eeyore at December 23, 2024 06:29 PM (1bNHn)

139 Johnny Burnette and Ringo Starr are both in big trouble for "You're Sixteen".

Posted by: Pedo Watch at December 23, 2024 06:29 PM (G5+As)

140 Well said ? Really ?

Almost looks like.....coordination.
Posted by: jsg at December 23, 2024 06:26 PM (Fg0Nr)

It is good to be able to identify who the Kevin McCarthy fans are on this here site though.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 06:29 PM (nNWCn)

141 Well said ? Really ?

Almost looks like.....coordination.
Posted by: jsg
______

Jeez, c'mon. There's clearly room for disagreement here.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 23, 2024 06:29 PM (Dm8we)

142 2 gay dudes went at each other in the chamber and this Matt Gaetz draft report is supposed to cause me offense ?

Posted by: jsg at December 23, 2024 06:30 PM (Fg0Nr)

143 Didn't he resign from the House?

Posted by: davidt at December 23, 2024 06:30 PM (i0F8b)

144 :::I'm old enough to remember when Roy Moore had his political career ended, because he allegedly dated a 17 year old when he was around 30.:::

Senator Dick Blumenthal was 31 and his future wife 16 when they met.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 23, 2024 06:30 PM (9yUzE)

145 Headline on Breitbart.
Kim Kardashian stats in lewd Christmas music video.

WTH? I'm trying to be on Santa's Nice list oh well. Maybe next year..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 23, 2024 06:30 PM (wDJaI)

146 Paying for sex is smart in the metoo era

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 23, 2024 06:31 PM (Wx316)

147 Matt Gaetz opposed the Deep State.
Matt Gaetz would not assimilate.
Matt Gaetz was eliminated.

You will assimilated. Resistance is futile.

Posted by: The Deep State at December 23, 2024 06:31 PM (R/m4+)

148 Quit speculating and at least get the legal facts correct. We are capital "M" Morons after all!

The Florida Age of Consent is 18 years old. In the United States, the age of consent is the minimum age at which an individual is considered legally old enough to consent to participation in sexual activity. Individuals aged 17 or younger in Florida are not legally able to consent to sexual activity, and such activity may result in prosecution for statutory rape.

Florida statutory rape law is violated when a person has consensual sexual intercourse with an individual under Age 18. Close in age exemptions exist, allowing minors aged 16 or 17 to engage in sexual intercourse with a partner no older than age 23.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 23, 2024 06:31 PM (HlyYF)

149 Exactly my issue with this - release all of the investigation reports and the entirety of payoffs made.
This is bullshit to single him out when there is probably a gold mine of dirt on a couple of hundred of these people present and past.
What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at December 23, 2024 06:31 PM (xaNfJ)

150 Misread the headsup at the last thread. Thought that TX had manned up and had taken Gotez out for a lashing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 23, 2024 06:31 PM (kquDM)

151 Oh oh
I started dating Mrs D when she was 15.
*looks around nervously *

Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2024 06:32 PM (W/lyH)

152 Members of Congress should act above reproach at all times, maintaining the dignity and decorum of these hallowed chambers.

Posted by: Barney Franks at December 23, 2024 06:32 PM (Aqu9a)

153 140 Well said ? Really ?

Almost looks like.....coordination.
Posted by: jsg at December 23, 2024 06:26 PM (Fg0Nr)

It is good to be able to identify who the Kevin McCarthy fans are on this here site though.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 06:29 PM (nNWCn)

This guy gets it.

Posted by: jsg at December 23, 2024 06:32 PM (Fg0Nr)

154
I don't know what is true about Gaetz. I have to say though he is one strange looking person.

Something ain't right about that boy. I can't stand seeing pictures of him.
Posted by: four seasons

He looks like he should be holding up a hamburger.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2024 06:32 PM (63Dwl)

155 144 :::I'm old enough to remember when Roy Moore had his political career ended, because he allegedly dated a 17 year old when he was around 30.:::

Senator Dick Blumenthal was 31 and his future wife 16 when they met.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 23, 2024 06:30 PM (9yUzE)

R vs D.

Ds don't care about abnormal sex lives...they are the party of abnormal sex lives. Rs do.

Sucks to be an R, but it's the truth. Sleeping with teens in your mid 30s is abnormal, whether or not you're paying them...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 23, 2024 06:32 PM (exHjb)

156 I wonder how many Democrat women who adamantly support letting trannies (men) in women's bathrooms would be happy to let Matt Gaetz share a bathroom with their daughters.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 23, 2024 06:32 PM (9yUzE)

157 Is the 17-year old girl underage because the age of consent in that State is 18? Isn't it 16 in most places?
Posted by: Ciampino - No plug for your ass at December 23, 2024 06:25 PM (i0xsb)

I'm pretty sure the only person who said he had sex with her is the guy who was pimping her out, and I believe he started doing so when she was somewhere around 15 or 16.

But, get this, he was in charge of issuing licenses in whatever podunk county that was, so he got her a fake ID to say she was older than she was.

So whether Gaetz had sex with her or not, he would have thought she was older than she was.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 06:32 PM (nNWCn)

158 148 Quit speculating and at least get the legal facts correct. We are capital "M" Morons after all!

The Florida Age of Consent is 18 years old. In the United States, the age of consent is the minimum age at which an individual is considered legally old enough to consent to participation in sexual activity. Individuals aged 17 or younger in Florida are not legally able to consent to sexual activity, and such activity may result in prosecution for statutory rape.

Florida statutory rape law is violated when a person has consensual sexual intercourse with an individual under Age 18. Close in age exemptions exist, allowing minors aged 16 or 17 to engage in sexual intercourse with a partner no older than age 23.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 23, 2024 06:31 PM (HlyYF)

He didn't sleep with her in FL...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 23, 2024 06:33 PM (exHjb)

159 I'm old enough to remember when Roy Moore had his political career ended, because he allegedly dated a 17 year old when he was around 30.:::

Senator Dick Blumenthal was 31 and his future wife 16 when they met.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 23, 2024 06:30 PM

Elvis was banging a 14 year old when he was 24.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 23, 2024 06:33 PM (Rcnd3)

160 Members of Congress should act above reproach at all times, maintaining the dignity and decorum of these hallowed chambers.
Posted by: Barney Franks at December 23, 2024 06:32 PM (Aqu9a)

If they tried, I expect about 90% would explode within 24 hours.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 23, 2024 06:33 PM (VNX3d)

161 Members of Congress should act above reproach at all times, maintaining the dignity and decorum of these hallowed chambers.
Posted by: Barney Franks

Precisely!

Posted by: Wilbur Mills at December 23, 2024 06:33 PM (Aqu9a)

162 I do not f’n care what he did. I want to know what these other Congress critters did to need a multi million dollar slush fund to pay off whores, drug dealers, and parents of children they molested. That’s what I want to fucking know.!!!!! Now

Posted by: Jaimo at December 23, 2024 06:34 PM (sOA7y)

163 R vs D.

Ds don't care about abnormal sex lives...they are the party of abnormal sex lives. Rs do.

Sucks to be an R, but it's the truth. Sleeping with teens in your mid 30s is abnormal, whether or not you're paying them...
Posted by: Nova Local at December 23, 2024 06:32 PM (exHjb)

I think the black male prostitute Adam Schiff killed was 17 at the time.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 06:34 PM (nNWCn)

164 The FBI’s Matt Gaetz Operation Sidelined An Effective Republican Voice At A Crucial Time. That Was The Point
By: Mollie Hemingway; September 26, 2022; 7 min read
https://tinyurl.com/2p9ydw37
article

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 23, 2024 06:29 PM (hovnC)

Excellent cite. And the only people who wouldn't understand that are our Republican reps who are too busy clutching their pearls and exclaiming "That's not who we are."

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 23, 2024 06:34 PM (+xWOO)

165 Pretty sure Californica's age of consent is still 17.

And before anyone asks, no, I'm nowhere near Californica, and have no intent to go there. And can't find any 17 year olds who want to bang me anyway, so....
Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 06:27 PM (nNWCn)

California is 18. Go here:

https://www.ageofconsent.net/states

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 23, 2024 06:35 PM (iODuv)

166 Florida statutory rape law is violated when a person has consensual sexual intercourse with an individual under Age 18. Close in age exemptions exist, allowing minors aged 16 or 17 to engage in sexual intercourse with a partner no older than age 23.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 23, 2024 06:31 PM (HlyYF)

He didn't sleep with her in FL...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 23, 2024 06:33 PM

Plus she had a state issued drivers license that said she was 18 when he met her.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 23, 2024 06:35 PM (Rcnd3)

167 He didn't sleep with her in FL...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 23, 2024 06:33 PM

That right there is also known as a fact. I did not see it mentioned in the discussion.

Where did he allegedly sleep with her?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 23, 2024 06:35 PM (HlyYF)

168
Dignity and decorum of the hallowed chambers????

I'm laughing my ass off. Almost all of those aholes, whether R or D don't know the meaning of those words.

If anyone believes those shitheads are there to protect the Constitution and the citizens who pay their salaries, they are completely deluded.

Posted by: four seasons at December 23, 2024 06:36 PM (3ek7K)

169 167 He didn't sleep with her in FL...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 23, 2024 06:33 PM

That right there is also known as a fact. I did not see it mentioned in the discussion.

Where did he allegedly sleep with her?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 23, 2024 06:35 PM (HlyYF)

If I remember correctly, I believe reporting from when this 1st broke months ago, was in GA...thus there was a states lines aspect, which is why the feds claimed they had to investigate it...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 23, 2024 06:36 PM (exHjb)

170 Are we forgetting Biden showered with his own daughter when she was a teenager? Or all his creepy, groped behavior with kids of all ages??

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2024 06:36 PM (Hkcdp)

171 He's still afraid of the Ghosts of Beagles Past, isn't he?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 23, 2024 06:27 PM (VNX3d)

There is a new film out, Thank You, Dr. Fauci. Dr Anthony Fauci might be worried by the response to that particular bit of documentary

youtu.be/Kyjz5bYqKr8

Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2024 06:37 PM (D7oie)

172 Jeez, c'mon. There's clearly room for disagreement here.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 23, 2024 06:29 PM (Dm8we)

Yeah, but the basis of your argument is "he looks funny, so he must be guilty."

That's what comes off as silly.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 06:37 PM (nNWCn)

173 170 Are we forgetting Biden showered with his own daughter when she was a teenager? Or all his creepy, groped behavior with kids of all ages??
Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2024 06:36 PM (Hkcdp)

I see you missed my "Ds are the party of abnormal sexual behavior" post - they revel in it...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 23, 2024 06:37 PM (exHjb)

174 Don't care. And it's getting worse, not better.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at December 23, 2024 06:38 PM (txH+0)

175 Where did he allegedly sleep with her?

In a bed?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 23, 2024 06:38 PM (xCA6C)

176 Oh my!

Posted by: The Highly Esteemed Former VP Mike Pence at December 23, 2024 06:38 PM (PT7Bh)

177 It is good to be able to identify who the Kevin McCarthy fans are on this here site though.
Posted by: BurtTC
_______

Now that's a low blow. I'm just saying he strikes me as at least slightly unstable. And I hope I'm totally wrong.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 23, 2024 06:38 PM (Dm8we)

178 In addition to the Ethics Committee the DOJ also investigated Gaetz for the same things. That would be the Joe Biden/Merrick Garland DOJ.

They didn't bring any charges.

Ashley Biden wrote in her diary that she took showers with Joe.

There was one reason this is happening. To get rid of Gaetz.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2024 06:38 PM (LkLld)

179 Plus she had a state issued drivers license that said she was 18 when he met her.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 23, 2024 06:35 PM

That is a very interesting legal point.

In most states, "not knowing" she was underage is not a legitimate defense.

I have no idea about the defense of asking to see her driver's license and she shows one indicating that she is above the age of consent?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 23, 2024 06:38 PM (HlyYF)

180 Jeez, c'mon. There's clearly room for disagreement here.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 23, 2024 06:29 PM (Dm8we)

Yeah, but the basis of your argument is "he looks funny, so he must be guilty."

That's what comes off as silly.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 06:37 PM (nNWCn)

Bingo.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 23, 2024 06:39 PM (+xWOO)

181 Where did he allegedly sleep with her?

In a bed?

I mean, Gaetz strikes me as a bit old for "in the back of my parent's car".

Posted by: Archimedes at December 23, 2024 06:40 PM (xCA6C)

182 Gaetz is a piker. Look at us. We sit on the UN Human Rights Council.

Posted by: Saudi Arabia & Pakistan at December 23, 2024 06:40 PM (dIske)

183 California is 18. Go here:

https://www.ageofconsent.net/states
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy
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And they adhere to the letter of the law...down to the last thread.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 23, 2024 06:40 PM (kquDM)

184 How about the democrat fag getting pounded in the squeak hole in a hearing room a few months ago?

Posted by: Archer at December 23, 2024 06:40 PM (IDphi)

185 Elvis was banging a 14 year old when he was 24.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 23, 2024 06:33 PM (Rcnd3)

Elvis couldn't carry my Great Balls Of Fire!

Posted by: Zombie Jerry Lee Lewis, Pederast at December 23, 2024 06:40 PM (R/m4+)

186
California is 18. Go here:

https://www.ageofconsent.net/states
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 23, 2024 06:35 PM (iODuv)

If I recall, and maybe I'm wrong, it was 17 not that long ago, because there was talk of raising it, but Hollywood money got involved, and the effort was stopped.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 06:40 PM (nNWCn)

187 What I think is weird is Bill Bellichek , 72 dating a 24 year old. Granted they have something in common since she was a cheerleader but com'on.! I had a very nice looking friend married to a Very attractive woman. He said if his wife were to die before he did he couldn't possibly date someone young enough to be hisgranddaughter. The ages they grew up in would be so different they'd have nothing to talk about.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2024 06:40 PM (0UeGh)

188 Elvis was banging a 14 year old when he was 24.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 23, 2024 06:33 PM (Rcnd3)

Elvis couldn't carry my Great Balls Of Fire!

Posted by: Zombie Jerry Lee Lewis, Pederast

I don't think "Sure, I'm a Congressman, but I'm not as bad as some other creepazoids I could mention" is a particularly strong argument.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 23, 2024 06:41 PM (xCA6C)

189 If I remember correctly, I believe reporting from when this 1st broke months ago, was in GA...thus there was a states lines aspect, which is why the feds claimed they had to investigate it...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 23, 2024 06:36 PM

Age of consent in Georgia is 16.

Your comment explains the "trafficking" charge, which seemed very odd to me on the "banging a 17 y.o. while partying" allegation.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 23, 2024 06:42 PM (HlyYF)

190 Where did he allegedly sleep with her?
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In a bed?
Posted by: Archimedes at December 23, 2024 06:38 PM (xCA6C)

If I'm understanding these things correctly, the problem wasn't that he slept with her.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 06:42 PM (nNWCn)

191 Now do all 434 other members. As long as we're getting judgy.
Posted by: Ace at 06:00 PM

MTG promised this. I hope she makes it happen.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 23, 2024 06:42 PM (MsrgL)

192 Paging Dr. Muldoon:

"Former President Bill Clinton was admitted to the University of California Irvine Medical Center’s intensive care unit for a urinary tract infection that spread to his bloodstream, his doctors told CNN on Thursday."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Intrepid Cub AoSHQ Reporter at December 23, 2024 06:42 PM (PiwSw)

193 it's just ... the stink of loser is on them.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 23, 2024 06:08 PM

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke at December 23, 2024 06:42 PM (a3Q+t)

194 The ages they grew up in would be so different they'd have nothing to talk about.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2024 06:40 PM (0UeGh)

Bill and the cheerleader are probably not doing a lot of talking.

Posted by: Archer at December 23, 2024 06:42 PM (IDphi)

195 What I think is weird is Bill Bellichek , 72 dating a 24 year old. Granted they have something in common since she was a cheerleader but com'on.! I had a very nice looking friend married to a Very attractive woman. He said if his wife were to die before he did he couldn't possibly date someone young enough to be hisgranddaughter. The ages they grew up in would be so different they'd have nothing to talk about.

Right? You want to talk about setting up a trust for your kids, and she wants to talk about the latest issue of Tiger Beat.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 23, 2024 06:43 PM (xCA6C)

196 I don't think "Sure, I'm a Congressman, but I'm not as bad as some other creepazoids I could mention" is a particularly strong argument.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 23, 2024 06:41 PM

To be fair, it's a pretty strong argument around our parts.

Posted by: Denizens of Democratic Underground at December 23, 2024 06:44 PM (a3Q+t)

197 "Former President Bill Clinton was admitted to the University of California Irvine Medical Center’s intensive care unit for a urinary tract infection that spread to his bloodstream, his doctors told CNN on Thursday."

Got it from a tractor seat.

Posted by: davidt at December 23, 2024 06:44 PM (i0F8b)

198 A 74 year old man & a 24 year old woman… heh. He can wine and dine her and buy her pretty things. She can make him feel not.. dead. I guess. It all works, when they get past the dissonance, relying on their narcissism… heavily.

Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 06:44 PM (PCK5/)

199 Paging Dr. Muldoon:

"Former President Bill Clinton was admitted to the University of California Irvine Medical Center’s intensive care unit for a urinary tract infection that spread to his bloodstream, his doctors told CNN on Thursday."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Intrepid Cub AoSHQ Reporter at December 23, 2024 06:42 PM

That's syphilis. And for it to be in his blood it's pretty much curtains for el presidente.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 23, 2024 06:45 PM (Rcnd3)

200 Let us remember the History of the Democrat party:The Trail of Tears, slavery, secession, the KKK, Lynching, Income Tax, Bull Connor, Tammany Hall, segregation, Japanese American internment, illegal alien invasion, Deep State rule, lawfare, trangenderism - all of it uglier than a mutating Ass Cancer.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 23, 2024 06:45 PM (Da7Vv)

201 194 The ages they grew up in would be so different they'd have nothing to talk about.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2024 06:40 PM (0UeGh)

Bill and the cheerleader are probably not doing a lot of talking.
Posted by: Archer at December 23, 2024 06:42 PM (IDphi)

I would not take that bet…

Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 06:45 PM (PCK5/)

202 Paging Dr. Muldoon:
"Former President Bill Clinton was admitted to the University of California Irvine Medical Center’s intensive care unit for a urinary tract infection that spread to his bloodstream, his doctors told CNN on Thursday."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Intrepid Cub AoSHQ Reporter at December 23, 2024 06:42 PM (PiwSw)

Hey! I ain't no "urinary tract infection". I want respect dammit!

Posted by: Syphilis, The Great Imitator at December 23, 2024 06:45 PM (R/m4+)

203 Controversial? I've already forgotten about it.

Posted by: Kay Granger at December 23, 2024 06:45 PM (GazsR)

204 A 74 year old man & a 24 year old woman… heh. He can wine and dine her and buy her pretty things. She can make him feel not.. dead. I guess. It all works, when they get past the dissonance, relying on their narcissism… heavily.

And she can get past the knowledge that she's a whore.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 23, 2024 06:45 PM (xCA6C)

205 "Former President Bill Clinton was admitted to the University of California Irvine Medical Center’s intensive care unit for a urinary tract infection that spread to his bloodstream, his doctors told CNN on Thursday."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes
_____

Sounds like he went septic. Not good at his age.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 23, 2024 06:45 PM (Dm8we)

206 Elvis couldn't carry my Great Balls Of Fire!
Posted by: Zombie Jerry Lee Lewis, Pederast at December 23, 2024 06:40 PM

Ach, you braggart.

Posted by: You Know Who at December 23, 2024 06:46 PM (a3Q+t)

207 Former President Bill Clinton was admitted to the University of California Irvine Medical Center’s intensive care unit for a urinary tract infection that spread to his bloodstream, his doctors told CNN on Thursday.

I recommend an amalgam of silver and mercury, heavy on the mercury.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 23, 2024 06:46 PM (xCA6C)

208

If Clinton has syphilis would Hillary have it? Oh wait, he probably never "slept" with her.

Posted by: four seasons at December 23, 2024 06:46 PM (3ek7K)

209 205 "Former President Bill Clinton was admitted to the University of California Irvine Medical Center’s intensive care unit for a urinary tract infection that spread to his bloodstream, his doctors told CNN on Thursday."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes
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Sounds like he went septic. Not good at his age.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 23, 2024 06:45 PM (Dm8we)

But totes not urgent…

Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 06:46 PM (PCK5/)

210 Right? You want to talk about setting up a trust for your kids, and she wants to talk about the latest issue of Tiger Beat.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 23, 2024 06:43 PM (xCA6C)

It's like the old joke. Bill Belichick goes to his doctor and says "doc, I have a new girlfriend, she's 24."

Doc says "you worried about her getting pregnant?

Bill says "no doc, I'm fixed, you know that.

Doc says "you worried about your heart giving out?"

Bill says "I'm healthy as a horse, you know that too."

Doc is now perplexed... "Is it STD's?"

"Don't be silly, doc," says Bill.

Then the doc says "I don't know why you're here then."

Bill says "I'm 72, I'm dating a 24 year old, I'm telling everyone I know!"

Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 06:47 PM (nNWCn)

211 The ages they grew up in would be so different they'd have nothing to talk about.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2024 06:40 PM (0UeGh)

I think that might be the point.

Posted by: jsg at December 23, 2024 06:47 PM (Fg0Nr)

212

That could explain why she's batshit crazy.

Posted by: four seasons at December 23, 2024 06:47 PM (3ek7K)

213 I have no idea about the defense of asking to see her driver's license and she shows one indicating that she is above the age of consent?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 23, 2024 06:38 PM (HlyYF)

You have to saw them in two, and count the rings, to be sure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2024 06:47 PM (8zz6B)

214 Not a great idea for him to put his name forward for AG, though. There's a myth about a father and son making wings out of feathers and wax that comes to mind.

I assume the idea was that as someone smeared by the uniparty he'd be ready to destroy the uniparty.

Remember all this started when a conman, freshly released from prison, was paid to claim Gaetz was sex trafficking.

This does bring to mind Madison Cawthorne's statement that as soon as you get elected the uniparty types start inviting you to parties with drugs and women.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2024 06:47 PM (oZhjI)

215 Chick-Fil-A Peach Bowl has BANNED Texas mascot Bevo from attendance on Jan. 1 🐂

Posted by: Don Black. Message: bring back the old kickoff rules at December 23, 2024 06:47 PM (/7KEl)

216 IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE SLEPT WITH IS A EUPHEMISM FOR AN ACTIVITY WHERE NEITHER PARTICIPANT IS SLEEPING!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESSBERGER at December 23, 2024 06:48 PM (u73oe)

217 In a bed?
Posted by: Archimedes at December 23, 2024 06:38 PM

* perks up *

Posted by: Amber Heard at December 23, 2024 06:48 PM (a3Q+t)

218 215 Chick-Fil-A Peach Bowl has BANNED Texas mascot Bevo from attendance on Jan. 1 🐂
Posted by: Don Black. Message: bring back the old kickoff rules at December 23, 2024 06:47 PM (/7KEl)

Dost thou shitteth us??

Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 06:48 PM (PCK5/)

219 So she's 17 and she sleeps with a adult guy probably knowing it's a crime.

Seems like a form of entrapment, especially with the fake ID which being in possession of is actually a crime.

Didn't someone try to blackmail him over this? Isn't that a crime?

The whole thing stinks and yes Matt was an idiot. But he's our idiot.

This is just some kind of virtue signaling deathwish.

"Representative Poindexter will see you now."

Posted by: pawn, RIP Vic at December 23, 2024 06:48 PM (QB+5g)

220 184 How about the democrat fag getting pounded in the squeak hole in a hearing room a few months ago?
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Homophobe!

Posted by: Gerry Studds at December 23, 2024 06:48 PM (paSBy)

221 At age 89 I married centerfold Anna Nicole Smith, then aged 27. True love.

Posted by: J. Howard Marshall at December 23, 2024 06:48 PM (Aqu9a)

222 Chick-Fil-A Peach Bowl has BANNED Texas mascot Bevo from attendance on Jan. 1 🐂
Posted by: Don Black. Message: bring back the old kickoff rules at December 23, 2024 06:47 PM (/7KEl)

They don't want it carrying signs saying "EAT MORE CHIKEN!"?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 23, 2024 06:48 PM (VNX3d)

223 Chick-Fil-A Peach Bowl has BANNED Texas mascot Bevo from attendance on Jan. 1

Why?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 23, 2024 06:49 PM (xCA6C)

224 The ages they grew up in would be so different they'd have nothing to talk about.

TBH most of the people I know and I don't share many of my interests. They'll talk about celebrities I've never heard of, sportsball, and whatever the FNM is on the warpath about...none of which interests me.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2024 06:49 PM (oZhjI)

225 If Clinton has syphilis would Hillary have it? Oh wait, he probably never "slept" with her.
Posted by: four seasons at December 23, 2024 06:46 PM (3ek7K)

Bill is known for Dining At The Y. I don't know if you can pass The Syph that way but who knows.

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky, Fat Whore at December 23, 2024 06:49 PM (R/m4+)

226 Posted by: jsg at December 23, 2024 06:47 PM (Fg0Nr)

So she's there just for sex?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2024 06:49 PM (sJ2CP)

227 209 205 "Former President Bill Clinton was admitted to the University of California Irvine Medical Center’s intensive care unit for a urinary tract infection that spread to his bloodstream, his doctors told CNN on Thursday."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

Happened to me.. Spent 5 days in the hospital and 10 days out patient infusions...
_____

Posted by: It's me donna at December 23, 2024 06:50 PM (VE6XX)

228 * From at least 2017 to 2020, Representative Gaetz regularly paid women for engaging in sexual activity with him.

Is that counting food and booze or just cash?

* Representative Gaetz has acted in a manner that reflects discreditably upon the House.

Unpossible!

Posted by: buddhaha at December 23, 2024 06:50 PM (NE+I8)

229 Being totally crass here, but the dirty old bastard could just rent 24 year olds if he wanted…

Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 06:50 PM (PCK5/)

230 At age 89 I married centerfold Anna Nicole Smith, then aged 27. True love.
Posted by: J. Howard Marshall at December 23, 2024 06:48 PM (Aqu9a)

My ex was born when I was in my third year of college.

Explains why I was in love. Also prolly explains to a large extent why I'm divorced.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 06:50 PM (nNWCn)

231 IMHO, if we were to scrutinize all 434 HORs, we'd find Gaetz to be a relative choir boy.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 23, 2024 06:51 PM (17s+e)

232 Being totally crass here, but the dirty old bastard could just rent 24 year olds if he wanted…
Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 06:50 PM (PCK5/)

Ask his former boss about that.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 06:51 PM (nNWCn)

233 "Congresscritters are filth. News at 11." Or not. Dog bites man.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 06:51 PM (K861k)

234 We, for one, are happy to hear the House is even more discredited. Gives us some breathing room.

Posted by: Used Car Salespyrsyns at December 23, 2024 06:51 PM (a3Q+t)

235 A 74 year old man & a 24 year old woman… heh. He can wine and dine her and buy her pretty things. She can make him feel not.. dead. I guess. It all works, when they get past the dissonance, relying on their narcissism… heavily.

And she can get past the knowledge that she's a whore.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 23, 2024 06:45 PM (xCA6C)

She can't hide her lying eyes.

Posted by: Eagoos at December 23, 2024 06:51 PM (Aqu9a)

236 223 Chick-Fil-A Peach Bowl has BANNED Texas mascot Bevo from attendance on Jan. 1

Why?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 23, 2024 06:49 PM

I believe they cited "safety" and "space" concerns.

Three dudes holding the rope, is about nine dudes short of the level needed to control Bevo if he decides to get frisky!

That bull has some GAINZZZZ!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 23, 2024 06:51 PM (HlyYF)

237 So she's 17 and she sleeps with a adult guy probably knowing it's a crime.

Seems like a form of entrapment, especially with the fake ID which being in possession of is actually a crime.

IIRC the details, she supposedly showed Gaetz ID saying she was of age. Do I believe any of it? No, not really. I think its as likely she was of age and is using a different fake ID now to say she wasn't based on whoever is paying her...but the police could determine the truth after all...and they decided to not press charges.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2024 06:51 PM (oZhjI)

238 232 Being totally crass here, but the dirty old bastard could just rent 24 year olds if he wanted…
Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 06:50 PM (PCK5/)

Ask his former boss about that.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 06:51 PM (nNWCn)

Discreetly Burt, veeeery discreetly…

Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 06:52 PM (PCK5/)

239 Chick-Fil-A Peach Bowl has BANNED Texas mascot Bevo from attendance on Jan. 1 🐂
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EAT MOAR CHIKEN

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 23, 2024 06:52 PM (hovnC)

240 Would that be the House that has a 19% approval rating?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2024 06:52 PM (XTmTf)

241 Ask his former boss about that.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 06:51 PM (nNWCn)

I was framed! Release The Video!

Posted by: Bob Kraft, Rub N Tug Aficionado at December 23, 2024 06:52 PM (R/m4+)

242 240 Would that be the House that has a 19% approval rating?
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2024 06:52 PM (XTmTf)

That high ?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 23, 2024 06:52 PM (VE6XX)

243 Being totally crass here, but the dirty old bastard could just rent 24 year olds if he wanted…

I'll never forget Elliot Spitzer preferring sex with a broken, ignorant 24-odd year old prostitute over his own, highly accomplished and beautiful wife. Some guys.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 23, 2024 06:52 PM (xCA6C)

244 I trust Mollie Hemingway's judgement.

>>@MZHemingway
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>>4m
>>Sometimes I feel like I was the only reporter to look into the details of the Gaetz allegations. That's how I learned the accuser is in prison for making the same false sex-with-minors accusation against someone else.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2024 06:53 PM (LkLld)

245 Isn't it funny how the left clutches their pearls when a Republican is found to be a horndog, and then turns around and speaks of hookers as "sex workers" and says they are allowed to make an honest living?

Meanwhile they champion a noted horndog who raped a woman with a cigar.

Huh.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 06:53 PM (K861k)

246 Discreetly Burt, veeeery discreetly…
Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 06:52 PM (PCK5/)

Are you suggesting Vietnamese massage parlors are NOT discreet??

Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 06:53 PM (nNWCn)

247 Does this guy know how to party or what!?! Huh...Huh? Oookay...

Posted by: Wayne Campbell at December 23, 2024 06:54 PM (NTfR/)

248 I'll never forget Elliot Spitzer preferring sex with a broken, ignorant 24-odd year old prostitute over his own, highly accomplished and beautiful wife. Some guys.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 23, 2024 06:52 PM (xCA6C)

To be fair, his wife would not look like nor act like a 12 year old boy and would not take it up her backside, so there's that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 06:54 PM (K861k)

249 "So she's there just for sex?"

Can you believe it!

These young people today!

Posted by: pawn, RIP Vic at December 23, 2024 06:54 PM (QB+5g)

250 From at least 2017 to 2020, Representative Gaetz regularly paid women for engaging in sexual activity with him.

Is that counting food and booze or just cash?

Sounds like it was gifts:"The report determined that due to the nature of their relationship “some of the payments may have been of a legitimate nature,” but the woman pleaded the Fifth Amendment". So he had a girlfriend he paid the bills for. Which I suspect is true of close to 100% of wealthy single guys.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2024 06:54 PM (oZhjI)

251 No prosecutors brought charges. What do you expect its floriduh! Mercy and forgiveness for them law and order for not them.

Posted by: raimondo at December 23, 2024 06:54 PM (5yuB5)

252 184 How about the democrat fag getting pounded in the squeak hole in a hearing room a few months ago?

Posted by: Archer at December 23, 2024 06:40 PM (IDphi)
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Did we ever get names?

Posted by: Ciampino - No plugs for your asses at December 23, 2024 06:55 PM (i0xsb)

253 @MZHemingway
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8h
INSANE: House Report On Matt Gaetz Relies On Witnesses Even The Corrupt DOJ Found Completely Lacked Any Credibility Whatsoever

Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2024 06:55 PM (LkLld)

254 Are you suggesting Vietnamese massage parlors are NOT discreet??
Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 06:53 PM (nNWCn)

In which case, there go my plans for this evening.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 06:55 PM (nNWCn)

255 Yeah they say there's not enough room on the sidelines for Bevo

Posted by: Don Black. Message: bring back the old kickoff rules at December 23, 2024 06:55 PM (/7KEl)

256 Matt Gaetz is some kind of moron. Wonder what he's up to in October?

Posted by: Eromero at December 23, 2024 06:55 PM (LHPAg)

257 Sometimes I feel like I was the only reporter to look into the details of the Gaetz allegations. That's how I learned the accuser is in prison for making the same false sex-with-minors accusation against someone else.

And this is the important part - whoever hired the accuser to make these claims hired him after he went to prison for making these claims against someone else...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2024 06:55 PM (oZhjI)

258 226 Posted by: jsg at December 23, 2024 06:47 PM (Fg0Nr)

So she's there just for sex?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2024 06:49 PM (sJ2CP)

And to be seen with him. But yeah for the most part. It's an End Age male thing I've seen before. My Uncle has it but can't pull a real one so he is resorted to tricking himself into thinking he can with his stupid Telegram account. He's an idiot and so is Belichick

Posted by: jsg at December 23, 2024 06:56 PM (Fg0Nr)

259 Are you suggesting Vietnamese massage parlors are NOT discreet??
Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 06:53 PM (nNWCn)

In which case, there go my plans for this evening.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 06:55 PM (nNWCn)

Stick with the Chinese ones.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 23, 2024 06:56 PM (Aqu9a)

260 @amuse
@amuse
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10h
RINO: Senator Romney’s replacement is 10X worse than Mitt. Utah Senator-elect John Curtis was a Democrat but switched parties to run for office. His top priority is battling climate change and he opposes most of Trump’s cabinet picks.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: bring back the old kickoff rules at December 23, 2024 06:56 PM (/7KEl)

261 Kurt Schlichter @KurtSchlichter 5h
This is so disgusting. If you think he’s guilty of something, charge him. Don’t smear him without the ability to clear his name in a fair proceeding where he can present evidence. I’m so sick of this crap.

DC_Draino @DC_Draino 3h
Gaetz never had the chance to confront his accusers

He couldn’t provide his own exculpatory evidence

Just a 1 way smear job with no criminal charges

Put up or shut up

DC_Draino @DC_Draino 3h
Matt Gaetz is innocent until proven guilty

AG Garland would’ve loved nothing more than to lock up 1 of his biggest MAGA critics, but he never even charged Gaetz

The Swamp will always smear its enemies

But that’s all it is

Smears

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 23, 2024 06:56 PM (hovnC)

262 Did we ever get names?

Just search for "Male Democrat congressmen and staffers"

Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2024 06:56 PM (oZhjI)

263 255 Yeah they say there's not enough room on the sidelines for Bevo
Posted by: Don Black. Message: bring back the old kickoff rules at December 23, 2024 06:55 PM (/7KEl)

I suspect Bevo could make room for himself, given the chance.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 06:56 PM (K861k)

264 Not in the one it happened in...and not in most states in the south...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 23, 2024 06:17 PM (exHjb)

Where did it happen? The age of consent in FL is 18.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2024 06:57 PM (d9fT1)

265 I'll never forget Elliot Spitzer preferring sex with a broken, ignorant 24-odd year old prostitute over his own, highly accomplished and beautiful wife. Some guys.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 23, 2024 06:52 PM (xCA6C)

To be fair, his wife would not look like nor act like a 12 year old boy and would not take it up her backside, so there's that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 06:54 PM (K861k)

There was a South Park episode, around the time of Tiger Woods' marital problems, where they explained why some men would have sex with women they were not married to.

It all makes sense if you've seen that episode.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 06:57 PM (nNWCn)

266 Nude post. Bill Clinton in hosptial, Harris and Biden both stayed in DC this weekend.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 23, 2024 06:57 PM (UKUm3)

267 your outrageous new faith in House Republicans is beyond reproach. OFC they acted in good faith, I am sure that these are all substantiated and oh wait only one republican who shall remain nameless agreed to its release....save us your pontifications on rule of law and innocence...

Posted by: pphogg at December 23, 2024 06:57 PM (CnOaW)

268 Past 100, so I'll stretch the rule a bit, as I just got here. Last Thread, "'Jill views Democrats on Capitol Hill, the [wider] party, the Obamas, staff inside and outside the White House, the media, and all of Washington DC with such misguided resentment ..."
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Exactly what ' misguided resentment'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 23, 2024 06:57 PM (XeU6L)

269 255 Yeah they say there's not enough room on the sidelines for Bevo

Posted by: Don Black. Message: bring back the old kickoff rules at December 23, 2024 06:55 PM

Bevo is like Chuck Norris. If he needs more space, he creates more space!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 23, 2024 06:58 PM (HlyYF)

270 So Gaetz is done.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: bring back the old kickoff rules at December 23, 2024 06:58 PM (/7KEl)

271 Nood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 23, 2024 06:58 PM (a3Q+t)

272 Stick with the Chinese ones.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 23, 2024 06:56 PM (Aqu9a)

But then you want another hooker in half an hour.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 06:58 PM (nNWCn)

273 NO YELLOW

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 23, 2024 06:59 PM (oZhjI)

274 I live in Matt Gaetz's district and voted for him. The story of what actually happened is absolutely wild.

This tweet thread pretty much sums it up:

(spaces)

https://x.com/Villgecrazylady /status/1859748387291107797

I wish DeSantis would appoint him to the Senate, but I would be happy to vote for Gaetz for Governor.

Posted by: Ann at December 23, 2024 07:00 PM (4neFu)

275 I'll never forget Elliot Spitzer preferring sex with a broken, ignorant 24-odd year old prostitute over his own, highly accomplished and beautiful wife. Some guys.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 23, 2024 06:52 PM (xCA6C)

Technically that was an "in kind" payoff.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2024 07:02 PM (D7oie)

276 201 194 The ages they grew up in would be so different they'd have nothing to talk about.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2024 06:40 PM (0UeGh)

Bill and the cheerleader are probably not doing a lot of talking.
Posted by: Archer at December 23, 2024 06:42 PM (IDphi)

I would not take that bet…
Posted by: tubal
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Remember the 81 year old man, married to a 24 year old woman, sitting on the park bench crying because he couldn't remember where he lived?

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 23, 2024 07:03 PM (kquDM)

277 The ID story for that girl is wild. That part of the story I never knew. And, I did not know Scott Adams was involved.

For anyone wondering why the uniparty was going nuts about Gaetz possibly being AG? This pretty much sums it up.

The FBI suggested that Don (Matt's father) meet with David McGee wearing a wire and Don agreed. However, just before the meeting took place, Don requested a written acknowledgment from the FBI on the purpose of this investigation and meeting.

He was worried something he said could be used against Matt in the case they still didn’t know anything about. The FBI was reluctant at first but they eventually agreed.

Going back and watching the Tucker/Gaetz interview again this week, everything he said finally made sense. The FBI had planned to use Don’s meeting with McGee against Matt.

The quasi-immunity demand from Don quashed that so they leaked the story to The NY Times and then buried the wire tapes.

Posted by: Ann at December 23, 2024 07:05 PM (4neFu)

278 No, you're fine. We have people on this here very webzine who already have him convicted.

I'm just saying, today's theme seems to be, not believe all women, but believe all criminals who are trying to get their own charges reduced.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 23, 2024 06:21 PM (nNWCn)

Its one thing to "believe all women" but believe all congressmen and women? That's insane.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 23, 2024 07:10 PM (n7h9X)

279 Nine ways to Sunday!

Posted by: Schumer at December 23, 2024 07:11 PM (QB+5g)

280 Let us remember the History of the Democrat party:The Trail of Tears, slavery, secession, the KKK, Lynching, Income Tax, Bull Connor, Tammany Hall, segregation, Japanese American internment, illegal alien invasion, Deep State rule, lawfare, trangenderism - all of it uglier than a mutating Ass Cancer.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 23, 2024 06:45 PM (Da7Vv)

But they kept us out of WWI in 1916!...until 1917

Posted by: Oldcat at December 23, 2024 07:17 PM (n7h9X)

281 > Florida, a Republican, who was caught with his hand in the cookie jar (cookie jar being a euphemism for money AND underaged vagina)

Hmm... I thought the age of consent in Florida was 14 or something.

And there's no way I'm going to go check on that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2024 07:20 PM (W5ArC)

282 But the house "found strong evidence" based solely on one man, that the DoJ had previously found to be a completely unreliable witness.

The ethics committee does what they want, so they bring in people they know are just making things up, with no actual evidence, and then determine their word is fact. Then they leak it to try to ruin people. If they thought this really happened they would have tried Gaetz and kicked him out of congress, but they know nothing they are releasing is based in reality.

Posted by: Rbastid at December 23, 2024 07:29 PM (Gpy3w)

283 The wax-on the wings is okay...
The wax-off the wings make you go blind..

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2024 07:30 PM (ynpvh)

284 274 I live in Matt Gaetz's district and voted for him. The story of what actually happened is absolutely wild.

This tweet thread pretty much sums it up:

(spaces)

https://x.com/Villgecrazylady /status/1859748387291107797

I wish DeSantis would appoint him to the Senate, but I would be happy to vote for Gaetz for Governor.

+ + + + + + +

Uhh, was tweet deleted?

Posted by: geewhiz at December 23, 2024 07:30 PM (65K9+)

285 Posted by: geewhiz at December 23, 2024 07:30 PM (65K9+)

No. You have to take the spaces out after the account name but before /status

Posted by: Ann at December 23, 2024 07:34 PM (4neFu)

286 A rundown on at least some of the Gaetz charges.

https://x.com/Villgecrazylady/status/1859748387291107797

Posted by: geoffb at December 23, 2024 09:25 PM (r//c2)

287 Didn't see that it had already been posted as I just jumped to the end to post.

Posted by: geoffb at December 23, 2024 09:28 PM (r//c2)

288 How about the Thread reader version which reads easier.

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1859748387291107797.html

Posted by: geoffb at December 23, 2024 09:31 PM (r//c2)

289 Don’t know the specifics of the event,but
FWIW: in DC, 17 is the age of consent.

Posted by: Anon at December 23, 2024 10:10 PM (KP4sF)

290 A point by point defence

1. Of Course I paid for sex. I look like a Funko Pop of Eddie Munster.
2. Was that bad? Should I not have done that?
3. Matt who? My name is Hunter Biden
4. Matt who? My name is Nancy Pelosi
5. It's not trafficking if she's for personal use.
6. My name is Hunter Biden
7. That's a thing?!?!

Posted by: STV at December 23, 2024 10:30 PM (Vicsq)

291 Right, Dominatrix @WhipKClark is going to apply the Pelosi High-Hell Fetish that Nancy uses so well on Ole Man Schluber.

Posted by: wferrin at December 23, 2024 10:53 PM (6zfJc)

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