Diving Doggo Open Thread

This video is a compilation of dogs acting too eagerly as guardians of their masters. Several clips feature dogs dragging their humans out of the pool against their will, or blocking a human from jumping in the pool at all.

Stella diving into leaf piles:

Posted by: Ace at 03:00 PM

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1 Doggehs!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 26, 2024 03:00 PM (3Ope8)

2 I knew if I commented in the last thread, Ace would post a new one.

He does that specifically to me, and me alone.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 03:02 PM (v+62C)

3 Woof!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 03:02 PM (H9VzD)

4 Dogs rule.

Posted by: Bulg at December 26, 2024 03:02 PM (v6JzV)

5 Doggies are good to have, sadly don't have one

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 03:03 PM (fwDg9)

6 Relevant to the last thread, I'd just like to say that I once got a hug from Erin Gray.

Posted by: Josephistan at December 26, 2024 03:04 PM (9XPe8)

7 The leaf jumping is hilarious.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 03:04 PM (wZ2Bf)

8 WashingtonExaminer: ‘Uncommitted’ voters blame Harris ‘choosing path of Liz Cheney’ for their turn to Trump

Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 03:04 PM (RHGPo)

9 a fun fact about the Houthi just came out - apparently the Houthi have been holding the UN staff there hostage for a number of months, but the UN has been keeping this quiet for political reasons. So the head of the WHO just traveled to Yemen to try and negotiate their release.

Israel just bombed the airport in Sanaa *while* the head of the WHO was in it - think that may have had something to do with them not liking the way this story has been kept so secret?
and by the way, they missed him. Too bad.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 03:07 PM (wyMQY)

10 A Florida pizza delivery worker was so angry over a tip she got from a customer that she stabbed the woman multiple times, according to police. Brianna Alvelo, 22, got ticked off Sunday after dropping off a pie at the Riviera Motel in Kissimmee when the customer gave her a stingy tip — so she returned with a pal and stabbed the woman, the Osceola County Sheriff’s Office said.

Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 03:07 PM (RHGPo)

11 Relevant to the last thread, I'd just like to say that I once got a hug from Erin Gray.
Posted by: Josephistan at December 26, 2024 03:04 PM (9XPe

Of all the chix in this world, is there any one of them from whom I would prefer a hug, or to have Amber Turd poop in my bed.

Hmmm.....

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 03:08 PM (v+62C)

12 Stella is awesome

Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2024 03:08 PM (j6KoD)

13 Doggos remind me of Hunter Biden jumping into a pile of parmesan cheese.

Posted by: torabora at December 26, 2024 03:08 PM (9gcdx)

14 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:09 PM (9gDA7)

15 You're Living in Your Own Private Idaho.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 26, 2024 03:09 PM (XV/Pl)

16 I don't have a dog, but it's fun to have friends who have dogs.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 26, 2024 03:09 PM (dg+HA)

17 Puppehs!

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 26, 2024 03:10 PM (hoCmQ)

18 O/T:

Cell counts were much better this week, so we've been sitting in the infusion room for the last hour or so. Entering the final hour now.

She's sleepy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:10 PM (9gDA7)

19 Beau Biden was killed by a dog.

Posted by: Not a joke at December 26, 2024 03:10 PM (dg+HA)

20 Talk about mailing it in.........

Distracting us from all the bullshit in the world today with videos of doggehs........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:11 PM (9gDA7)

21 — so she returned with a pal and stabbed the woman, the Osceola County Sheriff’s Office said.
Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 03:07 PM (RHGPo)

One of those stories where, yeah, I think there might be a key detail or two not shared with the public. Or the nooz just flat out lied and left out the part where it was a drug deal gone wrong.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 03:11 PM (v+62C)

22 Cell counts were much better this week, so we've been sitting in the infusion room for the last hour or so. Entering the final hour now.

She's sleepy.
Posted by: Sponge

My email is in the url/nic line. Hit me up about land/moving to the country. I'll help best I can.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 03:13 PM (H9VzD)

23 Louis the Cat does not care about doggos. Louis the Cat gazes upon his vast empire and is content.

youtube.com/shorts/PfBJomvwwzA

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 26, 2024 03:13 PM (sAmhv)

24 Talk about mailing it in.........

Distracting us from all the bullshit in the world today with videos of doggehs........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:11 PM (9gDA7)

I take it as a reminder that, however many people want to screw up the world, there is still a lot to be happy about, and that life should be savored whenever possible. Do not pass up on moments of joy.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (VNX3d)

25 Where's the Dreamy Luigi Open Thread?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (iFTx/)

26 My email is in the url/nic line. Hit me up about land/moving to the country. I'll help best I can.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 03:13 PM (H9VzD)

Got it, thanks. I'll shoot you something later today or this weekend. I'm on the work laptop and can't do my personal mail from it.

I really appreciate it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (9gDA7)

27 2 I knew if I commented in the last thread, Ace would post a new one.

He does that specifically to me, and me alone.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 03:02 PM (v+62C)

Ahem.

Posted by: Not Willow, but you know Willow. at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (IlAew)

28 Beau ( and going to Delaware right next to the air base named after him tomorrow), died I am told taking Mt Suribachi

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (fwDg9)

29 Do not pass up on moments of joy.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (VNX3d)

Sage advice. Oregano, even.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (9gDA7)

30 I'm finishing a book I've been working on that has dogs as main characters. Anthropomorphic dogs.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:16 PM (iFTx/)

31 When I was kid, we had huge German shepherd. My mom would bring her to the rink to sit with her while she ran the clock for the hockey tournaments. Many a kid entered the penalty box with a bad attitude and left much happier.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 26, 2024 03:16 PM (3Ope8)

32 29 Do not pass up on moments of joy.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (VNX3d)

Sage advice. Oregano, even.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (9gDA7)

Good advice at any thyme.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 26, 2024 03:17 PM (IlAew)

33 Do not pass up on moments of joy.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (VNX3d)

Sage advice. Oregano, even.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (9gDA7)
_______

"Fuck you" [burps drunkenly]

--- Kamala Harris

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:17 PM (iFTx/)

34 Cell counts were much better this week, so we've been sitting in the infusion room for the last hour or so. Entering the final hour now.

She's sleepy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:10 PM

--
++++ Great to hear.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 26, 2024 03:17 PM (+oR7L)

35 Do not pass up on moments of joy.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (VNX3d)

Sage advice. Oregano, even.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (9gDA7)

Good advice at any thyme.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 26, 2024 03:17 PM (IlAew)

Especially when spent with rosemary.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 03:17 PM (VNX3d)

36 Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 03:07 PM (RHGPo)

Yikes. I better tell my cheapo husband to watch out. He calls me the Patron Saint of Service Workers, but it isn't that I over-tip (ok, I do) so much as I over tip compared to his undertipping.

He isn't wrong about the the traditional tip scale. It is simply that to me, 20% is now the low end of tipping a service worker.

Posted by: Ann at December 26, 2024 03:18 PM (4neFu)

37 Who you calling anthropomorphic? It was one time. I was drunk. The lighting in that alley was terrible!

Posted by: Lassie at December 26, 2024 03:18 PM (NMvV5)

38 Do not pass up on moments of joy.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (VNX3d)

Sage advice. Oregano, even.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (9gDA7)

Good advice at any thyme.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 26, 2024 03:17 PM (IlAew)
________

[Golf claps]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:18 PM (iFTx/)

39 Do not pass up on moments of joy

You’re not the boss of me!!

(I said this once sarcastically to “have a nice day!”; some people are not tuned in to sarcasm. He got a little pissed off, the only way this is possible is if one is an imbecile)

Posted by: Common Tater at December 26, 2024 03:18 PM (srX5Y)

40 Did you hear that Charlie, from the Star-Kist commercials, had to give up playing music?

He couldn't find a piano tuna worth a fin.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 03:19 PM (VNX3d)

41 so she returned with a pal and stabbed the woman, the Osceola County Sheriff’s Office said.
Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 03:07 PM (RHGPo)

---------------

OK, but how was the pizza?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 26, 2024 03:19 PM (2UnvF)

42 Knew a woman that had 3 daughters named Sage, Cayenne, and Willow.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:19 PM (9gDA7)

43 Voters in California's Central Valley, the agricultural center of the state, are grappling with the potential for mass deportations under President-elect Donald Trump, which could gut their slave workforce.

Posted by: Buster Hymandd at December 26, 2024 03:19 PM (h/LZl)

44 anthropomorphic. I don't even remember what the fuck that means. Manbearpig?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 03:19 PM (wZ2Bf)

45
From the "Where are they now?" files, Eddie Munster:

https://tinyurl.com/2c4yxgjo

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 26, 2024 03:19 PM (w6EFb)

46 Got it, thanks. I'll shoot you something later today or this weekend. I'm on the work laptop and can't do my personal mail from it.

I really appreciate it.
Posted by: Sponge

No problem.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 03:20 PM (H9VzD)

47
"Fuck you" [burps drunkenly]

--- Kamala Harris
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:17 PM (iFTx/)

She went below the hard deck and called No Joy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:20 PM (9gDA7)

48 (I said this once sarcastically to “have a nice day!”; some people are not tuned in to sarcasm. He got a little pissed off, the only way this is possible is if one is an imbecile)
Posted by: Common Tater at December 26, 2024 03:18 PM (srX5Y)

I know people who have overactive literal genes, or they're autists who don't get sarcasm. One or tother.

It causes me endless mirth, putting the most basic comments out there, only to have them challenged.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 03:21 PM (OaicP)

49 is the blog on a holiday schedule

Posted by: Don Black at December 26, 2024 03:21 PM (/7KEl)

50 Posted by: Don Black at December 26, 2024 03:21 PM (/7KEl)

Looks like! Ace deserves a nice holiday break.

Posted by: Ann at December 26, 2024 03:23 PM (4neFu)

51 It's a type of global warming.

Posted by: Cliff Clavin at December 26, 2024 03:23 PM (dg+HA)

52
Looks like! Ace deserves a nice holiday break.
Posted by: Ann at December 26, 2024 03:23 PM (4neFu)

It takes a lot of effort to come up with military grade snark.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:24 PM (9gDA7)

53 Hm… Cayenne…. Was she Hot?

Posted by: Common Tater at December 26, 2024 03:24 PM (/ZwW5)

54 Knew a woman that had 3 daughters named Sage, Cayenne, and Willow.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:19 PM (9gDA7)

Yeah, but she had two sons. One named Eric.

The other, Turm.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 03:25 PM (43ETV)

55 53 Hm… Cayenne…. Was she Hot?

Is this about me?

Posted by: Pepper Rogers at December 26, 2024 03:25 PM (dg+HA)

56 It's quality programming like this that keeps me coming back, year after year.

Footnote: I met and worked with Robert Conrad, once upon a time. He was a dick.

Posted by: goatexchange at December 26, 2024 03:25 PM (hyS0X)

57 People are clearing out the half price Old Spice gift packs before I can get to Walmart each year. The Day after Christmas hasn't been working out for a few years.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 03:25 PM (wZ2Bf)

58 Hm… Cayenne…. Was she Hot?
Posted by: Common Tater at December 26, 2024 03:24 PM (/ZwW5)

I think she's like 15, currently, so I'm not judging her.....Sage is 20 and in college. She turned out better than anticipated.

Wants to be a cop. I think her above average bra size will get her noticed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:26 PM (9gDA7)

59 Hm… Cayenne…. Was she Hot?
Posted by: Common Tater at December 26, 2024 03:24 PM (/ZwW5)

Spent way too much time in the powder room.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 03:26 PM (43ETV)

60 Yeah, but she had two sons. One named Eric.

The other, Turm.
Posted by: BurtTC

LOL

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 26, 2024 03:26 PM (U1FmN)

61 It takes a lot of effort to come up with military grade snark.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:24 PM (9gDA7)
---
Hmmmm... Wonder if THIS is the reason why the Pentagon can't account for billions and billions of dollars...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2024 03:26 PM (BpYfr)

62 21 — so she returned with a pal and stabbed the woman, the Osceola County Sheriff’s Office said.
Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 03:07 PM (RHGPo)

One of those stories where, yeah, I think there might be a key detail or two not shared with the public. Or the nooz just flat out lied and left out the part where it was a drug deal gone wrong.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 03:11 PM (v+62C)

If I have to pay a delivery charge, I aint tipping either.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2024 03:27 PM (QAkQ3)

63 Chipotle is a dogshit spice. There's a reason I never heard of it until that infernal fast-food chain opened. Chipotle is a dumb-sounding gay spice that was kicked in the nuts as a kid.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:28 PM (iFTx/)

64 Eh, this morning couldn't find much new going on.

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 03:28 PM (fwDg9)

65 *Wants to be a cop. I think her above average bra size will get her noticed.*

You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at December 26, 2024 03:28 PM (dg+HA)

66 People should just cook at home. That fast food crap is a racket.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 03:28 PM (wZ2Bf)

67 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:24 PM (9gDA7)

Heh

Posted by: Ann at December 26, 2024 03:28 PM (4neFu)

68
If I have to pay a delivery charge, I aint tipping either.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2024 03:27 PM (QAkQ3)

I don't think they were for waiter salary and get paid an average wage, or at least, minimum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:29 PM (9gDA7)

69 Funny, I had always heard that Kwanzaa was invented by a FBI Confidential Human Source

Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 03:29 PM (RHGPo)

70 Don't get me started about Cilantro. Tastes like hand lotion.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 03:30 PM (wZ2Bf)

71 Dammit are we already out of eggnog?

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at December 26, 2024 03:30 PM (dg+HA)

72 If I have to pay a delivery charge, I aint tipping either.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2024 03:27 PM (QAkQ3)

Understood, I just don't think that story is about a small tip.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 03:30 PM (QMkeh)

73 Why is the rum gone?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 03:31 PM (wZ2Bf)

74 43 Voters in California's Central Valley, the agricultural center of the state, are grappling with the potential for mass deportations under President-elect Donald Trump, which could gut their slave workforce.
Posted by: Buster Hymandd at December 26, 2024 03:19 PM (h/LZl)

Nope, sorry... live in the Central Valley. By far the largest number of employees by industry in my Country?

Prison Employees. Almost all agriculture has gone to low Labor crops... and besides the Legal Guest Worker program is still in effect.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2024 03:31 PM (QAkQ3)

75 Actually that's the aloe.

Posted by: Your big jar of cilantro at December 26, 2024 03:31 PM (dg+HA)

76 How the hell is Todd Bridges the last surviving member of Different Strokes?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 03:32 PM (oZhjI)

77 Don't get me started about Cilantro. Tastes like hand lotion.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 03:30 PM (wZ2Bf)

Some people say that.

I say it tastes more like foot lotion.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 03:32 PM (M6rkE)

78 There was a Disney show the kids used to watch, The Proud Family. One of the best friend characters was named Dijonnaise, and she had siblings named named Basil, Tabasco, Cinnamon, and Paprika. The family was black. I assume the writers were, too, cuz no white guy could have gotten away with that.

Posted by: Wally at December 26, 2024 03:32 PM (NMvV5)

79 A Florida pizza delivery worker was so angry over a tip she got from a customer that she stabbed the woman multiple times, according to police. Brianna Alvelo, 22, got ticked off Sunday after dropping off a pie at the Riviera Motel in Kissimmee when the customer gave her a stingy tip — so she returned with a pal and stabbed the woman, the Osceola County Sheriff’s Office said.
Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 03:07 PM (RHGPo)
_________

There is ZERO chance that's the whole story. This was a drug deal, sex trafficking ring, or gangland violence gone wrong. Or, the pizza delivery skel caught her "boyfriend" in the hotel room with the girl.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:32 PM (iFTx/)

80 How the hell is Todd Bridges the last surviving member of Different Strokes?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 03:32 PM (oZhjI)

The human body appears to be an amazing thing and can recover from all sorts of maladies sometimes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:33 PM (9gDA7)

81 Son of a bitch!
I'm in the crosswalk, some creep rear ends car stopped at limit line, pulls out and guns it through the red light! PAST ME!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 03:33 PM (GSHbq)

82 The trannie down the street. Nutmeg.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 26, 2024 03:33 PM (ewjUl)

83 Dogs are great.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 26, 2024 03:33 PM (WPL6O)

84 *I just don't think that story is about a small tip.*

The Paolo something something how you say something something size of the tip.

Posted by: The Paolo at December 26, 2024 03:34 PM (dg+HA)

85 We used to do leaf jumping over a cliff...
without the dog.

Posted by: DaveA at December 26, 2024 03:34 PM (FhXTo)

86 I delivered Dominos pizzas years ago, and thete was a black guy named Basil.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 03:34 PM (wZ2Bf)

87 81 Son of a bitch!
I'm in the crosswalk, some creep rear ends car stopped at limit line, pulls out and guns it through the red light! PAST ME!!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 03:33 PM (GSHbq)

See #2.
Probably Burt leaving in a huff.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2024 03:34 PM (W/lyH)

88 How the hell is Todd Bridges the last surviving member of Different Strokes?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 03:32 PM (oZhjI)

The human body appears to be an amazing thing and can recover from all sorts of maladies sometimes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:33 PM (9gDA7)
______

The weird little dude would still be alive if he wasn't murdered by his "girlfriend" ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:34 PM (iFTx/)

89 How the hell is Todd Bridges the last surviving member of Different Strokes?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 03:32 PM (oZhjI)

The human body appears to be an amazing thing and can recover from all sorts of maladies sometimes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:33 PM (9gDA7)

Todd and Keith Richards have a bet. Or tontine.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 03:35 PM (Y480a)

90 Chipotle is a dumb-sounding gay spice that was kicked in the nuts as a kid.

Show me on the McCormick's bottle where the bad spice touched you.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 26, 2024 03:35 PM (xCA6C)

91 The victim gave Alvelo a $50 bill for the $33 order, but when Alvelo couldn’t come up with change for the large bill the woman dug into her pocket and gave her just $2, the outlet said.

Security camera footage caught Alvelo’s red Toyota pulling into the parking lot for the delivery around 10 p.m. Sunday — and returning about 90 minutes later with her masked companion.

According to police records reviewed by NBC, the victim tried to shield her young daughter from the armed intruders and was hit in the back by the pair.

The woman then “threw her daughter onto the bed and attempted to pick up her phone,” only to have Alvelo smash it.

Alvelo then allegedly stabbed the victim 14 times before her gun-wielding accomplice yelled for them to flee, NBC said.

Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 03:36 PM (RHGPo)

92 Show me on the McCormick's bottle where the bad spice touched you.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 26, 2024 03:35 PM

Right in the nutmeg.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 26, 2024 03:36 PM (ewjUl)

93 88 Did he leave the seat up?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 03:36 PM (wZ2Bf)

94 73 Why is the rum gone?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 03:31 PM (wZ2Bf

And where the hell is all my beer?

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 03:36 PM (jvJvP)

95
Right in the nutmeg.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 26, 2024 03:36 PM (ewjUl)

Fingered his alum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:36 PM (9gDA7)

96 >King Conan

I would love it if the movie started where he was King*, and it ended as a pirate lord. That sounds insane and off-brand to anyone not familiar.

* THE JEWELED CROWN OF AQUILONIA UPON A TROUBLED BROW! LET ME TELL YOU A TALE OF HIGH ADVENTURE!!!

Harambe was named after a made-up cheer from the show Boondocks.

https://youtu.be/K_rLRP709zU?si=krRfP3K8bokZJXd4

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 26, 2024 03:37 PM (lhenN)

97 The name's Ander.
Cory Ander.

Posted by: Don't wear it out at December 26, 2024 03:37 PM (dg+HA)

98 76 How the hell is Todd Bridges the last surviving member of Different Strokes?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2024 03:32 PM (oZhjI)

watchoo talkin' bout, Willis?

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 03:37 PM (wyMQY)

99 There is ZERO chance that's the whole story. This was a drug deal, sex trafficking ring, or gangland violence gone wrong. Or, the pizza delivery skel caught her "boyfriend" in the hotel room with the girl.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:32 PM (iFTx/)

Someone's Bottom Bitch just running the track and someone didn't come thru with the money. Maybe a trade up or trade down too.

Posted by: Pimp Slang at December 26, 2024 03:37 PM (rqga2)

100 See #2.
Probably Burt leaving in a huff.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2024 03:34 PM (W/lyH)

I leave in puffs. Not huffs.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 03:37 PM (dv7k7)

101 The bereaved whale mother who made headlines when she heartbreakingly grieved her dead baby for more than two weeks has given birth to a new calf, scientists said.

The mama orca, given the touching name "J35" by researchers, was unable to let her calf go in 2018, carrying her baby’s lifeless body with her along a one-thousand-mile grief journey.

But last Friday, scientists spotted the devoted mom with a new female calf in the Puget Sound, according to a Facebook post from the Center for Whale Research.

Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 03:37 PM (RHGPo)

102 My FiL crop dusted his daughter, granddaughter and my niece for Christmas yesterday.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:39 PM (9gDA7)

103 Right in the nutmeg.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 26, 2024 03:36 PM (ewjUl)

Fingered his alum.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:36 PM

Behold. Cream or tartar.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 26, 2024 03:39 PM (ewjUl)

104 NYPost: Elon Musk urges supporters not to donate to Wikipedia after it spent $50M on DEI: ‘Wokepedia’

Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 03:40 PM (RHGPo)

105 The mama orca, given the touching name "J35" by researchers, was unable to let her calf go in 2018, carrying her baby’s lifeless body with her along a one-thousand-mile grief journey.

Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 03:37 PM (RHGPo)
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How does a whale "carry" a dead body at all, let alone for a thousand miles?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

106 Roast purchased. You do not want to know what a bone in rib roast to feed ten costs in Seattle. It starts with a 3.

Been polishing silver and hand washing the depression era glasses and pulling out all the good dishes. I don't have settings for ten in any pattern, so it's a bit of a mix and match.

Had to put together my spare table and I need four more chairs. Need to vacuum one more time and go over the bathrooms with a fine tooth comb for dust and random kitty litter.

I'll start cooking early tomorrow morning.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 03:40 PM (3ZoRg)

107 "...according to a Facebook post from the Center for Whale Research."

Is anyone here a Marine Biologist?

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at December 26, 2024 03:40 PM (dg+HA)

108 NYPost: Elon Musk urges supporters not to donate to Wikipedia after it spent $50M on DEI: ‘Wokepedia’
Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 03:40 PM (RHGPo)

The next 4 years are going to be epic.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:40 PM (9gDA7)

109 25 Where's the Dreamy Luigi Open Thread?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (iFTx/)
____________________________

Did you happen to see the Weekend Update skit on SNL when they mentioned Luigi? It was disgusting and very telling of the demographic that watches that show. The audience actually cheered an alleged murderer. Literally cheered for him.

Posted by: Orson at December 26, 2024 03:40 PM (dIske)

110 Ctop dusting is illegal in the EU. How would they enforce that?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 03:41 PM (wZ2Bf)

111 carrying her baby’s lifeless body with her along a one-thousand-mile grief journey.

Dusty in here.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 03:41 PM (GSHbq)

112 29 Do not pass up on moments of joy.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (VNX3d)

Sage advice. Oregano, even.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (9gDA7)
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Thyme to end with these aromatic puns.

Posted by: Basil Fawlty - Fawlty Towers, UK at December 26, 2024 03:41 PM (i0xsb)

113 Oh FFS....how is 'J35' a 'touching' name?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 26, 2024 03:41 PM (3Ope8)

114 A hole in one.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 03:41 PM (wZ2Bf)

115 How does a whale "carry" a dead body at all, let alone for a thousand miles?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

I'm gonna guess by chewing it up and swallowing.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 03:41 PM (Vqt9X)

116 Making my child write her thank you notes before time passes on by. The habit did stick with the older 2, may it stay with this one as well.

Posted by: Piper at December 26, 2024 03:42 PM (pZEOD)

117 Where's the Dreamy Luigi Open Thread?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:15 PM (iFTx/)
____________________________

Did you happen to see the Weekend Update skit on SNL when they mentioned Luigi? It was disgusting and very telling of the demographic that watches that show. The audience actually cheered an alleged murderer. Literally cheered for him.
Posted by: Orson at December 26, 2024 03:40 PM (dIske)
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Heard about it. Didn't see it. I'm getting worried this piece of shit is gonna walk.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:42 PM (iFTx/)

118 110 Ctop dusting is illegal in the EU. How would they enforce that?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 03:41 PM (wZ2Bf)

look up urban dictionary: crop dusting

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 03:42 PM (wyMQY)

119 How does a whale "carry" a dead body at all, let alone for a thousand miles?

Tenderly.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 03:42 PM (GSHbq)

120 Did you happen to see the Weekend Update skit on SNL when they mentioned Luigi? It was disgusting and very telling of the demographic that watches that show. The audience actually cheered an alleged murderer. Literally cheered for him.
Posted by: Orson at December 26, 2024 03:40 PM (dIske)

They booed on The Daily Show when Stewart announced the killer had been caught.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:42 PM (9gDA7)

121 Ackshually, Norm, it's illegal to crop dust a minor in 33 states. It'll get ya locked up.

Posted by: Cliff Clavin at December 26, 2024 03:43 PM (dg+HA)

122 They booed on The Daily Show when Stewart announced the killer had been caught.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:42 PM

Of course they would. Brain dead neanderthals.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 26, 2024 03:43 PM (ewjUl)

123 Did you happen to see the Weekend Update skit on SNL when they mentioned Luigi? It was disgusting and very telling of the demographic that watches that show. The audience actually cheered an alleged murderer. Literally cheered for him.
Posted by: Orson at December 26, 2024 03:40 PM (dIske)

They booed on The Daily Show when Stewart announced the killer had been caught.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:42 PM (9gDA7)
_______

See my comment above. I'm worried this cocksucker is gonna walk.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

124
I'll start cooking early tomorrow morning.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 03:40 PM (3ZoRg)

Who's coming by?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:43 PM (9gDA7)

125 Since when is a $50 a “large bill”? 1972? LOL

Posted by: Common Tater at December 26, 2024 03:44 PM (kGQLW)

126 Why did he have Monopoly Money?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 03:44 PM (wZ2Bf)

127 Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 03:40 PM (3ZoRg)

We're also doing a prime roast tomorrow. Fortunately we had one in the freezer. Both sons will be here tonight, so we'll be doing late Christmas. Just super stoked to see them again. We'll be watching bad movies and cracking wise, as is our wont. Mrs. Mahon loves hearing us laugh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Cotton-headed ninny-muggins at December 26, 2024 03:44 PM (Ad8y9)

128 @89

>>Todd and Keith Richards have a bet. Or tontine.

G-d sometimes chooses some to endure as either a vessel, exemplar or cautionary tale.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 26, 2024 03:45 PM (XV/Pl)

129 Hey, in good Christmas news. The GEC is now closed for good!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 26, 2024 03:46 PM (ewjUl)

130 But last Friday, scientists spotted the devoted mom with a new female calf in the Puget Sound, according to a Facebook post from the Center for Whale Research.
Posted by: SMOD at

Resident J Pod has been all over Puget Sound! I have seen them across the bay and closer to my beach. They are magnificent creatures, especially when they are on the hunt and have a big seal they are tracking. I've seen as many as eight together.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 03:46 PM (4ynbb)

131 See my comment above. I'm worried this cocksucker is gonna walk.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

Nahh - Pharma Execs rate way higher on the Dem office holder's worship list than any of their clueless followers do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 03:46 PM (wyMQY)

132 "...according to a Facebook post from the Center for Whale Research."

Is anyone here a Marine Biologist?
Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference

Oh, stewardess! I speak jive!
Posted by: Barbara Billingsly

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 03:46 PM (H9VzD)

133 They crop dust miners, don't they?

Posted by: West Virginia humor at December 26, 2024 03:47 PM (dg+HA)

134 the positive reactions to Loogie Manbone are disgusting. Like seeing the new Che Guevara-mania unfold before our eyes. Fooking imps of Stan, these twits.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Cotton-headed ninny-muggins at December 26, 2024 03:47 PM (Ad8y9)

135 The left is broken. They've been overtaken by evil as they're too weak to fight it.

They will regret their decision soon enough.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:48 PM (9gDA7)

136 I just watched a vid about Iran's terrible energy shortage.

Hilarious.

I'm thinking the mullahs are not long for this world.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 26, 2024 03:49 PM (paSBy)

137 See my comment above. I'm worried this cocksucker is gonna walk.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

He ain't gonna walk very far.

Posted by: Thompson family at December 26, 2024 03:49 PM (iODuv)

138 Oh, stewardess! I speak jive!
Posted by: Barbara Billingsly

Easy, momma. I dug her rap.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:49 PM (9gDA7)

139 We're also doing a prime roast tomorrow. Fortunately we had one in the freezer. Both sons will be here tonight, so we'll be doing late Christmas. Just super stoked to see them again. We'll be watching bad movies and cracking wise, as is our wont. Mrs. Mahon loves hearing us laugh.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Cotton-headed ninny-muggins

I wish Marine and wife could make it.

It's son#1, his Godparents and Godsister and GodGrandmother, and another friend who's twin girls grew up with my boys. The kids have known each other since birth. Tina has been my best friend since freshman year in college.

It's a Royal crazy mess, but I always pull it off and it's such an honor to serve a beautiful meal to my closest friends.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 03:50 PM (4ynbb)

140 AZ AG says she won't abide by Trump's deportation plans.

Want to go to prison? - Sean Davis

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 26, 2024 03:50 PM (/U5Yz)

141 You can burn oil to produce electricity. Many islands do this.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 03:50 PM (wZ2Bf)

142 131 See my comment above. I'm worried this cocksucker is gonna walk.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

Nahh - Pharma Execs rate way higher on the Dem office holder's worship list than any of their clueless followers do.

Posted by: Tom Servo

Pharm Execs have way more of that sweet, tasty, $$$, than some rando, pretty boy, psychopath. Not that the Dems don't appreciate the propaganda and distraction this murder brings to it's cult like followers.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 26, 2024 03:51 PM (sAmhv)

143 See my comment above. I'm worried this cocksucker is gonna walk.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

Nahh - Pharma Execs rate way higher on the Dem office holder's worship list than any of their clueless followers do.
Posted by: Tom Servo

They are going to burn him before someone realizes that insurance and pharma are two of the most regulated industries in America, and they set their sights on those truly responsible:

Congress.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 03:51 PM (H9VzD)

144 140 AZ AG says she won't abide by Trump's deportation plans.

Want to go to prison? - Sean Davis

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 26, 2024 03:50 PM (/U5Yz)

It's astounding that so many elected Dems - Gavin Newsome as well - are so badly misreading the room, and thinking they can ride the road back to popularity by making themselves the champion of illegal aliens.

Doesn't anybody over there know how to play this game???

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 03:51 PM (wyMQY)

145
Doesn't anybody over there know how to play this game???
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 03:51 PM (wyMQY)

They keep getting 'reelected' so they feel they're doing the will of the people.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:53 PM (9gDA7)

146 I just hope the power stays on. It's windy windy WINDY. Out of the south steady 20, gusting to 35. And it has been raining hard for a few days. Ground is soaked.

I should go out at see if the kite surfers are working the wind and waves.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 03:53 PM (4ynbb)

147
Guys named Stan must hate autocorrect.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 03:53 PM (dxSpM)

148 Oh, stewardess! I speak jive!
Posted by: Barbara Billingsly

Easy, momma. I dug her rap.....
Posted by: Sponge

I honestly think that was the funniest part of the movie considering that she played June Cleaver.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 03:54 PM (H9VzD)

149
Was just reading an article about Democrat plots to block Trump from the presidency on Jan 6

I think if they tried that, it would poison their brand forever
I think they will try

Posted by: Don Black at December 26, 2024 03:54 PM (/7KEl)

150 They don't have a choice. The Feds run immigration.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 03:54 PM (wZ2Bf)

151 honor to serve a beautiful meal to my closest friends.

Yay Nurse!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 03:54 PM (GSHbq)

152
I honestly think that was the funniest part of the movie considering that she played June Cleaver.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 03:54 PM (H9VzD)

Really, it's hard to argue that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:54 PM (9gDA7)

153 134 the positive reactions to Loogie Manbone are disgusting. Like seeing the new Che Guevara-mania unfold before our eyes. Fooking imps of Stan, these twits.

hmmmmm. *scribbles note* che-style luigi t-shirts

Posted by: anachronda at December 26, 2024 03:55 PM (/vauz)

154 Doesn't anybody over there know how to play this game???
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 26, 2024 03:51 PM (wyMQY)

They keep getting 'reelected' so they feel they're doing the will of the people.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:53 PM (9gDA7)
________

I think they mindlessly and reflexively oppose BadOrangeMan no matter what he says or does. No matter what. That's all they're capable of doing. If Trump says tomorrow that illegals are awesome and should be encouraged to come here, they will start screeching that illegals must be immediately deported. I'm not joking.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:56 PM (iFTx/)

155 Voters in California's Central Valley, the agricultural center of the state, are grappling with the potential for mass deportations under President-elect Donald Trump, which could gut their slave workforce.
Posted by: Buster Hymandd at December 26, 2024 03:19 PM (h/LZl)

Why do they need slave workers? The State won't let them have water to grow their crops.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 03:56 PM (8zz6B)

156

hmmmmm. *scribbles note* che-style luigi t-shirts
Posted by: anachronda at December 26, 2024 03:55 PM (/vauz)

Some friggin' libtard douchebag got that asshole's face tattooed on his calf.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:57 PM (9gDA7)

157 Hilarious.

I'm thinking the mullahs are not long for this world.

It's ok, "Endless War" has never failed to materialize when we need it most. We'll be fine.

Posted by: The CIA at December 26, 2024 03:58 PM (SVUxP)

158 131 See my comment above. I'm worried this cocksucker is gonna walk.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 26, 2024 03:43 PM (iFTx/)
___________________________

I'm pretty sure that it's not a solo crime. After all, that YouTube countdown page went live within minutes of his arrest (and there's no way he activated it). It was taken down without fanfare or explanation which suggests it was legit. It promised "the truth."

It would not surprise me if the gun he had in his possession was never fired. And, he's sitting on an airtight alibi. Those photos they showed really weren't enough for some layman in Altoona to make the ID. Especially since they didn't even look like the same person. Which suggests he made an effort to draw attention in that McDonalds with express purpose of getting arrested.

Here's where he screwed up. He assumed that the NYPD was going to follow the rules. He assumed that finding the true shooter would take precedence over making an arrest...which isn't the norm in most cities. They're perfectly willing to hang it all on him even if proof of another actor is staring them in the face. I'd wager that's why he acted so upset a day after the arrest.

Posted by: Orson at December 26, 2024 03:58 PM (dIske)

159 One of the cousins smoked a prime rib for Christmas eve dinner. Said he had it at 325 in the smoker and took about two hours to get it up to 135 for the meat. Very awesome.
Stuck a sliced cooked ham in there for over an hour as well.

Posted by: DanMan at December 26, 2024 03:58 PM (8uzBS)

160 Infusion over.

C-y'alls later.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:58 PM (9gDA7)

161 Yeah, N.b. Liawatha came out swinging within a nanosecond and being lizzy on the spot with the narrative front and center - “can only push people so far!” She’s right, though not the way she wants understood. These are deeply defective individuals.

But. They simply cannot allow anyone in their millions strong wind-up toy brigades to actually connect the dots and figure out just who is really to blame, whom destroyed the Insurance industry among other things (along with everything else).

Posted by: Common Tater at December 26, 2024 03:58 PM (kGQLW)

162 105 How does a whale "carry" a dead body at all, let alone for a thousand miles?

dunno, but i've been seeing reports of orcas wearing dead salmon as a hat

Posted by: anachronda at December 26, 2024 03:59 PM (/vauz)

163 BTW the Catturd and Crenshaw back and forth is hilarious. Crenshaw is suc a fraudulent sellout.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 26, 2024 04:00 PM (ewjUl)

164 Even a t rex is better equipped to carry it's young.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 04:01 PM (wZ2Bf)

165 He won't walk. He's white.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 04:02 PM (wZ2Bf)

166 155 Why do they need slave workers? The State won't let them have water to grow their crops.

500,000 missing kids can water a few fields

Posted by: stilgar at December 26, 2024 04:03 PM (/vauz)

167 Go long on self driving lawnmower futures.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 04:04 PM (wZ2Bf)

168 140 AZ AG says she won't abide by Trump's deportation plans.

Want to go to prison? - Sean Davis

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 26, 2024 03:50 PM (/U5Yz)
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Looking forward to seeing the first officious 'official' in irons and orange jumpsuit. Needs to be kept in the pen until:
- all the known illegals in that jurisdiction have been nabbed;
- the jurisdiction has changed its laws/decisions to abide with the Federal laws.

Posted by: Ciampino - Officious unofficial offiicial officiates at the Office, officially at December 26, 2024 04:05 PM (i0xsb)

169 166 155 Why do they need slave workers? The State won't let them have water to grow their crops.

500,000 missing kids can water a few fields

Posted by: stilgar at December 26, 2024 04:03 PM (/vauz)
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You can't pee your way out of this.

Also 500K is a piddling number. Officially is it official.

Posted by: Ciampino - Officious unofficial offiicial officiates at the Office, officially? at December 26, 2024 04:09 PM (i0xsb)

170 Stella is having so much fun. Makes raking the leaves worth it.

Posted by: t-bird at December 26, 2024 04:09 PM (B46kE)

171 He does that specifically to me, and me alone.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2024 03:02 PM

* whiny, naselly voice *

Well, aren't you special?

Posted by: AoSHQ Church Lady at December 26, 2024 04:10 PM (a3Q+t)

172 168 140 AZ AG says she won't abide by Trump's deportation plans.

Want to go to prison? - Sean Davis

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 26, 2024 03:50 PM (/U5Yz)
___________________________

Here's the ironic (and hilarious) thing about an aggressive removal of illegal immigrants. Bill Clinton signed a law that allows expedited exportation of illegal immigrants even before any pre-established hearing date to decide status. If the illegal immigrant cannot show persecution in their country of origin, then US law states that they can immediately be returned to their origin. All Hail Bill Clinton for his contribution to the next four years.

Posted by: Orson at December 26, 2024 04:10 PM (dIske)

173 Who will urinate on the salad vegetables?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 04:10 PM (wZ2Bf)

174 Why do they need slave workers? The State won't let them have water to grow their crops.

There's a baby oil shortage, not a water shortage.

Posted by: t-bird at December 26, 2024 04:11 PM (xw/ji)

175 163 BTW the Catturd and Crenshaw back and forth is hilarious. Crenshaw is suc a fraudulent sellout.
Posted by: Minnfidel

Someone should put tabasco sauce in his eyepatch.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 26, 2024 04:11 PM (/U5Yz)

176 It would not surprise me if the gun he had in his possession was never fired. And, he's sitting on an airtight alibi. Those photos they showed really weren't enough for some layman in Altoona to make the ID. Especially since they didn't even look like the same person. Which suggests he made an effort to draw attention in that McDonalds with express purpose of getting arrested.

Here's where he screwed up. He assumed that the NYPD was going to follow the rules. He assumed that finding the true shooter would take precedence over making an arrest...which isn't the norm in most cities. They're perfectly willing to hang it all on him even if proof of another actor is staring them in the face. I'd wager that's why he acted so upset a day after the arrest.
Posted by: Orson at December 26, 2024 03:58 PM (dIske)

I think you are right. This guy is a decoy, put out there to divert police attention away from the real perps.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2024 04:12 PM (8zz6B)

177 dunno, but i've been seeing reports of orcas wearing dead salmon as a hat
Posted by: anachronda at December 26, 2024 03:59 PM

We're hoping to score invitations to 2025's Kentucky Derby.

Posted by: Orcas at December 26, 2024 04:12 PM (a3Q+t)

178 Free Beacon Names Scott Jennings 2024 Person of the Year

“Jennings might be the first normal dude who has ever been given a regular platform on a mainstream news channel.”

Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 04:13 PM (RHGPo)

179 152
I honestly think that was the funniest part of the movie considering that she played June Cleaver.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 03:54 PM (H9VzD)

Really, it's hard to argue that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:54 PM (9gDA7)
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I would say it's hard to argue against that.

Posted by: Ciampino - Officious unofficial offiicial officiates at the Office, officially no? at December 26, 2024 04:16 PM (i0xsb)

180 Cafe open early! More cute doggies! Nood bell ringing!

Posted by: Piper at December 26, 2024 04:17 PM (pZEOD)

181 I think you are right. This guy is a decoy, put out there to divert police attention away from the real perps.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I've thought that from the very first comparison of the perp's eyebrows to those of Loogi Manbone (thank you whomever you are for that BTW).

Loogi's eyebrow is closer to a unibrow in this first arrest photos while the perp's is clearly manscaped with a shaved break.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 26, 2024 04:17 PM (MsrgL)

182 Some friggin' libtard douchebag got that asshole's face tattooed on his calf.

Moo!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 04:18 PM (GSHbq)

183 Looking forward to seeing the first officious 'official' in irons and orange jumpsuit. Needs to be kept in the pen until:
- all the known illegals in that jurisdiction have been nabbed;
- the jurisdiction has changed its laws/decisions to abide with the Federal laws.
Posted by: Ciampino

When a state is caught flouting federal immigration laws, i.e. sanctuary state, the state reverts to territorial status and they can reapply for statehood in 5 years.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 04:18 PM (H9VzD)

184 Anybody know when the war starts up again?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 26, 2024 04:20 PM (2Y0dT)

185 Not kidding! We have a Nood cafe!

Posted by: Piper at December 26, 2024 04:22 PM (pZEOD)

186 I think you are right. This guy is a decoy, put out there to divert police attention away from the real perps.

Stolen Valor. He's not really a murderer, ladies of the Left!

Posted by: t-bird at December 26, 2024 04:22 PM (33Cgj)

187 Actually, I am kidding! April fools!

Posted by: Piper at December 26, 2024 04:23 PM (pZEOD)

188 Seems Ace broke the blog again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 26, 2024 04:23 PM (s3LZV)

189 I think Ace hit post a little early on the cafe.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 26, 2024 04:23 PM (2UnvF)

190 188 Seems Ace broke the blog again.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December

And I even gave my first away for Christmas.

Posted by: Piper at December 26, 2024 04:23 PM (pZEOD)

191 The new thread folded up.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 04:24 PM (wZ2Bf)

192 152
I honestly think that was the funniest part of the movie considering that she played June Cleaver.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 26, 2024 03:54 PM (H9VzD)

Really, it's hard to argue that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 26, 2024 03:54 PM (9gDA7)
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I would say it's hard to argue against that.
Posted by: Ciampino - Officious unofficial offiicial officiates at the Office, officially no? at December 26, 2024 04:16 PM (i0xsb)

Arguments are down the hall in room D. This is abuse.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 26, 2024 04:25 PM (Aqu9a)

193 Is Leave it to Beaver aplay on words of a Levitt Town?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 04:27 PM (wZ2Bf)

194 I think you are right. This guy is a decoy, put out there to divert police attention away from the real perps.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

On FB, a leftie friend of mine (IRL actually, good guy) said pretty quickly there's no way that's him.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 26, 2024 04:27 PM (KAi1n)

195 There's a nood

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 26, 2024 04:27 PM (MsrgL)

196 I cudda swore I posted on a different thread...

Posted by: DanMan at December 26, 2024 04:27 PM (8uzBS)

197 Aliens will be smart dogs. Not humanoids but dogoids.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 26, 2024 04:28 PM (2Y0dT)

198 Illegals look like the hill the Marxists want to die on

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 04:29 PM (fwDg9)

199 I would say it's hard to argue against that.
Posted by: Ciampino - Officious unofficial offiicial officiates at the Office, officially no? at December 26, 2024 04:16 PM (i0xsb)

Arguments are down the hall in room D. This is abuse.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 26, 2024 04:25 PM (Aqu9a)
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Shit! Can't even get room numbers right. I'm senile !!!!!!

Posted by: Ciampino - Officious unofficial offiicial officiates at the Office, officially no? at December 26, 2024 04:29 PM (i0xsb)

200 That's Communism without borders

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 04:29 PM (fwDg9)

201 NYC Nood

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 04:32 PM (VNX3d)

202 199
It's worse than I thought. I'm looking for numbers and these smart asses are using letters for office labeling. Next they'll use Jive translated into Kanji.

Posted by: Ciampino - Officious unofficial offiicial officiates at the Office, officially obfuscated at December 26, 2024 04:38 PM (i0xsb)

203 74 43 Voters in California's Central Valley, the agricultural center of the state, are grappling with the potential for mass deportations under President-elect Donald Trump, which could gut their slave workforce.
Posted by: Buster Hymandd at December 26, 2024 03:19 PM (h/LZl)

Nope, sorry... live in the Central Valley. By far the largest number of employees by industry in my Country?

Prison Employees. Almost all agriculture has gone to low Labor crops... and besides the Legal Guest Worker program is still in effect.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2024 03:31 PM (QAkQ3)

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Employers can still sponsor guest workers (green card). These people are legally in the USA.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 26, 2024 04:50 PM (xxf6X)

204 >>>Cell counts were much better this week, so we've been sitting in the infusion room for the last hour or so. Entering the final hour now.

She's sleepy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
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Liver and onions

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 05:30 PM (5Cy8I)

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