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Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 07:33 PM (iMpf5) 2
nooded
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 07:33 PM (iMpf5) 3
First, nood and three??
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 07:33 PM (iMpf5) 4
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 07:33 PM (Zz0t1) 5
BINGO!
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 07:33 PM (iMpf5) Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 09, 2025 07:34 PM (cnILS) 7
Could a cat actually do that? Clawing or gnawing? A dog certainly could gnawing.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2025 07:34 PM (Y6IkP) 8
Carpentry Trivia: Does anyone know what that wood-piece is called that makes up the stair railing? Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2025 07:35 PM (oWowQ) 9
Rescuing a sickly feral puppy and turning her into the prettiest girl.
Oh my. Not sure I would've stopped and picked up something that looked like that.......wow. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 07:35 PM (Zz0t1) 10
Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2025 07:35 PM (fwDg9) 11
302 Supreme Court declines to halt Trump sentencing tomorrow.
Posted by: JackStraw --------- Pussies. Well, it is the animal Café. Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 07:35 PM (iMpf5) 12
Pet beaver?
Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2025 07:36 PM (fwDg9) 13
O, Mr Beaver! Come here Mr Beaver!
Posted by: Ciampino - DIE not good with rocket surgery!! at January 09, 2025 07:36 PM (i0xsb) 14
Willowed:
361 From WTOP.com and the decision (5-4)... "They found his sentencing wouldn’t be a serious burden since Merchan has indicated he won’t give Trump jail time, fines or probation. Trump’s arguments against the verdict, meanwhile, can be handled as part of the regular appeals process, the majority found." The judge gave Roberts and ACB cover... Posted by: Nova Local at January 09, 2025 07:35 PM (exHjb) Posted by: Nova Local at January 09, 2025 07:36 PM (exHjb) 15
Bats!!! We have bats!!!! O frabjous day!!!!!
We've been waiting for this in the Café all year! Thank you, Ace!!!!! Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2025 07:36 PM (a3Q+t) 16
Found the kitty.
Posted by: davidt at January 09, 2025 07:36 PM (i0F8b) 17
LeoTerrell @TheLeoTerrell Fair minded friend I have a special message to share. I will be leaving Fox News and joining @realDonaldTrump in Washington. I will be once again be working for Civil Rights for all Americans - this time in the Department of Justice. Thank you to Fox News for having me on the past four years. I look forward to Making America Great Again! https://tinyurl.com/4499uhaz Posted by: redridinghood at January 09, 2025 07:37 PM (NpAcC) 18
Don't look at me. It's the beaver. They adopted a frigging beaver.
Posted by: Thomasina at January 09, 2025 07:37 PM (amTrm) 19
Banister?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 07:37 PM (YeGMU) 20
That cat is clearly innocent
Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2025 07:38 PM (KQk9m) Posted by: davidt at January 09, 2025 07:38 PM (i0F8b) 22
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See, I'd be looking for a beaver or possibly a rat. Maybe a squirrel but not a cat. Posted by: Ciampino - DIE is easier than gender surgery at January 09, 2025 07:39 PM (i0xsb) 23
Why are there never any Green Lipped Mussels featured? Who do I have to blow to get some recognition here??
Posted by: A Green Lipped Mussel at January 09, 2025 07:40 PM (vFG9F) 24
It's the same adorable beaver from the other night that was damming the doorway with Christmas detritus. Take the good with the bad.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 09, 2025 07:40 PM (amTrm) 25
Baluster.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 07:40 PM (YeGMU) 26
Last week, I discussed how Three's Company had 3 tv pilots and three "Chrissy" actors before the show got picked up. Opening theme was always the same (mostly). You know what other TV show had 3 pilots? Answer: All In The Family. Three pilots, three Glorias, and three Meatheads. For the first pilot, the show was titled "Justice For All," and that was in 1969. The opening song was the same (mostly) for all pilots. Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2025 07:40 PM (oWowQ) Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2025 07:40 PM (KQk9m) 28
from Hurriyet: "Assos excavations unearth Ottoman-era bath"
... I'd thought you'd go to the bathhouse first to get assos excavated Posted by: Isaac Newton at January 09, 2025 07:40 PM (gKWVE) 29
Kamala's Brentwood house is under evacuation order from the fires. [APPLAUSE.]
Posted by: The Curse of La Trumpona at January 09, 2025 07:41 PM (qUkBO) Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2025 07:41 PM (oWowQ) 31
I could not sleep in underwater motel. Too many shark movies.
Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2025 07:42 PM (LHPAg) 32
"Baluster.
Posted by: Boss Moss" What did you call me? Do you want me to come over there and mess you up?? Posted by: A Green Lipped Mussel at January 09, 2025 07:42 PM (vFG9F) 33
Really they should bring back pilots, might help keep them from launching half baked shows. Aww who am I kidding the DEI writer rooms can never make anything decent.
Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2025 07:42 PM (KQk9m) 34
Patrick Webb @RealPatrickWebb 8h
BREAKING: POLITICO reports that Michelle Obama skipped President Jimmy Carter’s funeral because she would have had to sit next to President-elect Donald Trump. Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 7h That took some balls. il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo 4h THOSE DARN LIPREADERS!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 https://tinyurl.com/ynrb3bpx 1:07 minutes; LOUD music but subtitled. Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 07:42 PM (iMpf5) 35
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy? Posted by: nurse ratched at January 09, 2025 07:43 PM (GUnoj) 36
Kamala's Brentwood house is under evacuation order from the fires. [APPLAUSE.]
Posted by: The Curse of La Trumpona at January 09, 2025 07:41 PM (qUkBO) That just means Kumswala already has a check for 24.8 million from FEMA waiting to clear. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 07:43 PM (Zz0t1) 37
I LOVE elephants. And that baby is a stinker but I love him/her anyway. But not in my house.
If you haven't read The Elephant Whisperer by Lawrence Anthony, I encourage you to find it and read. Amazing animals and an amazing man. Also, while I would not kill Kitty Kitty if I came home to that balustrade, he/she would be an outside kitty from that point on. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 09, 2025 07:43 PM (gi+MR) Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2025 07:43 PM (LkLld) 39
I bet that kitteh's claws are razor sharp.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 09, 2025 07:43 PM (RIvkX) 40
"They found his sentencing wouldn’t be a serious burden since Merchan has indicated he won’t give Trump jail time, fines or probation. Trump’s arguments against the verdict, meanwhile, can be handled as part of the regular appeals process, the majority found."
The judge gave Roberts and ACB cover... Posted by: Nova Local at January 09, 2025 07:35 PM (exHjb) Posted by: Nova Local at January 09, 2025 07:36 PM (exHjb) So Tomorrow, when the Judge says Trump is on Probation and has to tell New York all of his Movements? oh, and can't own guns... or have a liquor license... Wait, doesn't like the President kinda own the Military? So if'n he can't own guns? LOL Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2025 07:44 PM (QAkQ3) 41
Greg Price @greg_price11 21h
This tweet definitely didn't age well 👇 Karen Bass @KarenBassLA 19 Feb 2021 Ted Cruz fleeing Texas in the middle of a deadly crisis is part of a larger pattern of the GOP abandoning folks in crisis. We need to build a movement to kick them all out. Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 07:44 PM (iMpf5) 42
I could not sleep in underwater motel. Too many shark movies.
Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2025 07:42 PM (LHPAg) ---- Well, that and the jellyfish will be watching me in the shower... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 09, 2025 07:44 PM (BpYfr) 43
Kitteh to Husky: "OK, I'll knaw on the banister for a while. You create a diversion by eating the couch."
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at January 09, 2025 07:44 PM (99t1i) 44
I could not sleep in underwater motel. Too many shark movies.
Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2025 07:42 PM (LHPAg) Piranhas! Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 09, 2025 07:45 PM (VNX3d) 45
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy? Posted by: nurse ratched at January 09, 2025 07:43 PM (GUnoj) You asked for it........ https://youtu.be/vPQgfaB3S1c Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 07:45 PM (Zz0t1) 46
I've never skated outside of a rink, skating on open water looks like fun.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 09, 2025 07:45 PM (RIvkX) 47
That baby elephant is adorable, but is really going to be trouble when it grows into adulthood.
It will probably destroy the entire house. Posted by: redridinghood at January 09, 2025 07:45 PM (NpAcC) 48
Where does your plumbing go in an underwater hotel room?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 07:46 PM (YeGMU) 49
Featuring bats, which may carry rabies, only encourages the darker elements that infest the lower rungs of the commentariat. Shouldn't be coddled, either ignore or rub their noses in it.
Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at January 09, 2025 07:46 PM (G5+As) 50
So Tomorrow, when the Judge says Trump is on Probation and has to tell New York all of his Movements? oh, and can't own guns... or have a liquor license...
Wait, doesn't like the President kinda own the Military? So if'n he can't own guns? LOL Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2025 07:44 PM (QAkQ3) Wonder who Trump's Probation Officer will be.... Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2025 07:46 PM (QAkQ3) 51
48 Where does your plumbing go in an underwater hotel room?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 07:46 PM (YeGMU) Same place it does on a ship... right out the back? Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2025 07:46 PM (QAkQ3) 52
>>would you sleep in an underwater hotel room?
Yes I would. Posted by: JackStraw -- I would too. But I would not fap. Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 09, 2025 07:46 PM (amTrm) 53
Banister?
Posted by: Boss Moss I believe that's another word for railing. Posted by: Soothsayer I fixed the newel post! Posted by: Clark Griswold at January 09, 2025 07:47 PM (5ZASI) 54
Willowed request. Can someone identify the hymn playing in this clip?
https://tinyurl.com/3jhz6z4u Posted by: Oddbob at January 09, 2025 07:47 PM (/y8xj) 55
Karen Bass @KarenBassLA 19 Feb 2021
Ted Cruz fleeing Texas in the middle of a deadly crisis is part of a larger pattern of the GOP abandoning folks in crisis. "Be careful how you treat people on your way up, because you may have to meet them again on your way down" Posted by: gKWVE at January 09, 2025 07:47 PM (gKWVE) 56
The cat couldn't have destroyed the balustrade in a day. Why wouldn't the owners have done something to protect it? Posted by: fourseasons at January 09, 2025 07:47 PM (3ek7K) 57
The poopdeck.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 07:47 PM (YeGMU) 58
So Tomorrow, when the Judge says Trump is on Probation and has to tell New York all of his Movements? oh, and can't own guns... or have a liquor license...
Wait, doesn't like the President kinda own the Military? So if'n he can't own guns? LOL Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2025 07:44 PM (QAkQ3) Wonder who Trump's Probation Officer will be.... Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2025 07:46 PM (QAkQ3) Kamala will need a job soon. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 09, 2025 07:48 PM (VNX3d) 59
Patrick Webb @RealPatrickWebb 8h BREAKING: POLITICO reports that Michelle Obama skipped President Jimmy Carter’s funeral because she would have had to sit next to President-elect Donald Trump. Posted by: andycanuck Do you know how We know this is 100% Bullshit Rumor started by Politico? Because they posted it right after they noticed the seating arrangement on TV and noticed obama's big ugly wife wasn't there. So they made up a bullshit anti-Trump Lie for clicks. Politico's Twitter account is ALWAYS lying. Every day. Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2025 07:48 PM (oWowQ) 60
resign, gavin resign now
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at January 09, 2025 07:48 PM (QSrLX) 61
I've never skated outside of a rink, skating on open water looks like fun.
Posted by: San Franpsycho So, waterskiing? Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2025 07:48 PM (5ZASI) 62
>>I've never skated outside of a rink, skating on open water looks like fun.
It's a blast. A grew up skating on ponds and lakes. Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2025 07:49 PM (LkLld) 63
Hmm.
Oli London @OliLondonTV 4h Hunter Biden repeatedly rubs his nose while attending Jimmy Carter’s funeral. https://tinyurl.com/2efftnw9 30 seconds; where's Cosmo Kramer when we need him?! Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 07:49 PM (iMpf5) 64
I stayed in an underwater hotel but room service was sub standard.
Posted by: A Green Lipped Mussel at January 09, 2025 07:49 PM (vFG9F) 65
Reuter's Youtube & Twitter accounts pulled the same shit, today. They posted a video of karen pence "refusing" to acknowledge President Trump. But their video clip shows ZERO Evidence for that claim. Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2025 07:49 PM (oWowQ) 66
Karen Bass @KarenBassLA 19 Feb 2021
Ted Cruz fleeing Texas in the middle of a deadly crisis is part of a larger pattern of the GOP abandoning folks in crisis. He was taking a pre-planned family vacation. What was he supposed to do had he stayed? He has no power over budgets or money distribution. He can only make requests, submit bills or call for some sort of action. And he could do that from his cell phone. The fact that the mayor of a city took a taxpayer funded trip to Ghana that benefitted her city or her constituents not one f*cking iota of anything is a MUCH bigger deal. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 07:50 PM (Zz0t1) 67
Bloody penguins.
Posted by: A Green Lipped Mussel at January 09, 2025 07:50 PM (vFG9F) 68
Carpentry Trivia:
Does anyone know what that wood-piece is called that makes up the stair railing? Posted by: Soothsayer The scratching post. Duh. Posted by: the cat in the background at January 09, 2025 07:51 PM (DgGvY) 69
>>Willowed request. Can someone identify the hymn playing in this clip?
https://tinyurl.com/3jhz6z4u Posted by: Oddbob at January 09, 2025 07:47 PM -- Be Still My Soul Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 09, 2025 07:51 PM (amTrm) 70
64 I stayed in an underwater hotel but room service was sub standard.
Posted by: A Green Lipped Mussel at January 09, 2025 07:49 PM (vFG9F) Yeah, I did some maintenance once on an underwater hotel when I was on COMSUBPAC staff... but the view was horrible. Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2025 07:51 PM (QAkQ3) 71
I think I would feel a bit exposed fucking my wife in that underwater hotel room. Maybe it's just me, but I like a little privacy for sex.
Posted by: Ralph at January 09, 2025 07:52 PM (TysyT) 72
Balustrade Posted by: fourseasons at January 09, 2025 07:52 PM (3ek7K) 73
johnny maga @_johnnymaga 3h
🚨 HOLY SMOKES. LA woman runs up to confront Gavin Newsom about his failures, asks him why her daughter’s school burned down and why the hydrants didn’t have any water. He deflects every question and tells her his many calls to Biden aren’t going through. Robby Starbuck @robbystarbuck 3h Wow. Sky News caught Gavin Newsom using a fake phone call to avoid a desperate Mom and victim of the fires. He pretended to be on the phone with the President and she caught him. His political career should be over after this! https://tinyurl.com/2d25h9cs 1:45 minutes Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 07:52 PM (iMpf5) 74
Hunter Biden repeatedly rubs his nose while attending Jimmy Carter’s funeral.
https://tinyurl.com/2efftnw9 30 seconds; where's Cosmo Kramer when we need him?! Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 07:49 PM (iMpf5) He's high. Looks like Harry Ellis after he gets busted in Holly's office. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 07:52 PM (Zz0t1) 75
Did you notice mike cuck pence could barely look President Trump in the eye as they exchanged greetings? The stench of shame & regret on pence's puss. Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2025 07:53 PM (oWowQ) 76
>>>Some very pretty bats
Not possible They are all disgusting, flying vermin, every last one of them. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 09, 2025 07:53 PM (klJTj) 77
Just because Merchan has said he won’t sentence Trump to jail time doesn’t mean he won’t.
He could sentence him to prison but suspend serving the sentence until he leaves office in 2029. Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 09, 2025 07:53 PM (XV/Pl) 78
Opening lyric - Be Still my Soul (and this is the title, too).
54 Willowed request. Can someone identify the hymn playing in this clip? https://tinyurl.com/3jhz6z4u Posted by: Oddbob at January 09, 2025 07:47 PM (/y8xj) Posted by: Nova Local at January 09, 2025 07:54 PM (exHjb) 79
I really don't want to watch the Carter memorial service/viewing, but has anyone spotted Harvey the Pooka in the audience?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 09, 2025 07:54 PM (VNX3d) 80
Someone's got a short fuse:
Robert Reich @RBReich 5h Let’s get one thing straight: the cost of the Green New Deal is far less than the cost of losing our planet to the climate crisis. Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 07:54 PM (iMpf5) 81
The reason I might put some stock in Politico's comment (not in Politico as a business, G-d no) is that the comment makes Michelle look vindictive and petty... which we already know she is.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 09, 2025 07:54 PM (gKWVE) 82
His political career should be over after this!
https://tinyurl.com/2d25h9cs 1:45 minutes Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 07:52 PM (iMpf5) Narrator voice: It won't be. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 07:54 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 09, 2025 07:55 PM (w6EFb) 84
@73
>> His political career should be over after this! He will win his next election by slightly less than a landslide. Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 09, 2025 07:55 PM (XV/Pl) 85
Robert Reich @RBReich 5h
Let’s get one thing straight: the cost of the Green New Deal is far less than the cost of losing our planet to the climate crisis. Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 07:54 PM (iMpf5) You should be happy. Heat rises. You'll be living the f*cking tropical life for YEARS....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 07:55 PM (Zz0t1) 86
Point Of Order: I saw the phrase "keeping the hydrants filled" yesterday on tweets, and it seems like people are ignorantly assuming that each roadside Hydrant has its own underground water tank. Um, no, dum-dums. Hydrants are fed by the same Water Main as the neighbrhood it is in. Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2025 07:56 PM (oWowQ) 87
Now that Merchan got past the Supreme Court hurdle, what's to stop him from sentencing Trump to jail? He seems like he has a yolo kind of approach to judging.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2025 07:56 PM (fs1hN) 88
I won't stay in a hotel or motel any more. Can't ever be sure Andrew Gillum and Co. weren't there first.
Posted by: Sealed For Yor Protection at January 09, 2025 07:56 PM (G5+As) 89
California needs the President to turn on the fire hydrants?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 07:56 PM (YeGMU) 90
48 Where does your plumbing go in an underwater hotel room?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 07:46 PM (YeGMU) ------------------------------------------------------ Don't know for sure, but I suspect you see the turds floating to the surface after you flush. Posted by: Ralph at January 09, 2025 07:57 PM (TysyT) 91
would you sleep in an underwater hotel room?
Doesn't look like a lot of privacy down there. Peeping dolphins would be a problem. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 09, 2025 07:57 PM (Kdi1r) 92
He's high. Looks like Harry Ellis after he gets busted in Holly's office.
------- And it's that good dental cocaine stuff from the W.H. library, or wherever! Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 07:57 PM (iMpf5) 93
My cat Cinnamon use to climb the basement handrail and shake the door . If there would have been a lever lock she would have gotten out. There is scratches all over the wall at the top of the rail
Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2025 07:58 PM (fwDg9) Posted by: fourseasons at January 09, 2025 07:59 PM (3ek7K) 95
would you sleep in an underwater hotel room?
Is there any DEI personnel involved in the design, build or maintenance? Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2025 07:59 PM (fs1hN) 96
From the angle in this video it looks like the conversation between Obama and Trump was for Emhoff’s benefit. Whatever, he looks uncomfortable.
And Laura looks as if she’s had a stroke. https://tinyurl.com/9fttzzkj Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 07:59 PM (kmQ35) 97
Venus reaches greatest eastern elongation tonight at 05:00 Zulu, midnight EST. The Moon is going to pass in front of or very close to the Pleiades depending on where you are tonight. It's a bit hazy and the Moon is too damned bright to make out anything close to it here. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 09, 2025 07:59 PM (w6EFb) 98
63 Hmm.
Oli London @OliLondonTV 4h Hunter Biden repeatedly rubs his nose while attending Jimmy Carter’s funeral. https://tinyurl.com/2efftnw9 30 seconds; where's Cosmo Kramer when we need him?! Posted by: andycanuck As a wise man once said, 'cocaine is a hell of a drug'. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 09, 2025 07:59 PM (Kdi1r) 99
Hopefully Hunter's art burned up when his rental house went up in flames.
Posted by: fourseasons at January 09, 2025 07:59 PM (3ek7K) The smell of burning shit permeated the air....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 07:59 PM (Zz0t1) 100
71 I think I would feel a bit exposed fucking my wife in that underwater hotel room. Maybe it's just me, but I like a little privacy for sex.
Posted by: Ralph We like to watch. Posted by: Hovercraft Full Of Eels at January 09, 2025 07:59 PM (G5+As) 101
Karen? Gavin? Resign. Resign right now, before the texts and emaill surface.
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at January 09, 2025 07:59 PM (QSrLX) 102
Um, no, dum-dums. Hydrants are fed by the same Water Main as the neighbrhood it is in.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2025 07:56 PM -- Every shower is like reenacting Selma. Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 09, 2025 08:00 PM (amTrm) 103
95 would you sleep in an underwater hotel room?
Is there any DEI personnel involved in the design, build or maintenance? Posted by: Chuck Martel --- Boeing a name you can trust for window and door installment. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 08:00 PM (kmQ35) Posted by: BepiColombo at January 09, 2025 08:00 PM (iMpf5) 105
Be Still My Soul
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer Thank you. I recognized like four bars of it and it was driving me crazy. Posted by: Oddbob at January 09, 2025 08:00 PM (/y8xj) 106
Karen? Gavin? Resign. Resign right now, before the texts and emaill surface.
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at January 09, 2025 07:59 PM (QSrLX) They won't. They know the media will cover for them. They know there won't be any investigations. They know no consequence will be leveed. They're teflon. IF anything even remotely close to an investigation is rumored, they'll resign, keep their pensions and live the rest of their lives sucking the government teat. We're sooooo incredibly f*cked, it's ridiculous. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 08:01 PM (Zz0t1) 107
How about No on that underwater room
Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2025 08:02 PM (fwDg9) 108
87 Now that Merchan got past the Supreme Court hurdle, what's to stop him from sentencing Trump to jail? He seems like he has a yolo kind of approach to judging.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2025 07:56 PM (fs1hN) I'm betting on probation... he said no jail... but still makes a Constitutional Crises... kinda like the New York Gag Orders. Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2025 08:02 PM (QAkQ3) 109
Carter's soul won't be still, lol. I hope he is reliving all the bad shit he did to our country. Posted by: fourseasons at January 09, 2025 08:02 PM (3ek7K) 110
"Baluster. Posted by: Boss Moss Balust. The vertical sticks are called balusts or spindles. Technically, the end piece that's scratched up is called the Post. Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2025 08:03 PM (oWowQ) 111
That time of the night
Have a great evening everyone Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2025 08:03 PM (fwDg9) 112
100 71 I think I would feel a bit exposed fucking my wife in that underwater hotel room. Maybe it's just me, but I like a little privacy for sex.
Posted by: Ralph We like to watch. Posted by: Hovercraft Full Of Eels at January 09, 2025 07:59 PM (G5+As) ------------------------------------------------------------ Yeah. That's what I'm afraid of. Posted by: Ralph at January 09, 2025 08:04 PM (TysyT) 113
This is why they say that dogs are hypersocial. They literally want to be frenz with everybody.
That seems like a dangerous place for a patio door. "Gotta watch that first step, doc. It's a real lulu." Posted by: mikeski at January 09, 2025 08:04 PM (DgGvY) 114
The Maldives ARE underwater!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2025 08:04 PM (63Dwl) 115
Although penguins are incapable of carrying rabies, they do collect venereal diseases in a manner not exceeded in the animal kingdom.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at January 09, 2025 08:05 PM (vFG9F) 116
Be Still My Soul
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer Thank you. I recognized like four bars of it and it was driving me crazy. Posted by: Oddbob at January 09, 2025 08:00 PM -- I would kill on "Name That Sacred Tune." Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 09, 2025 08:06 PM (amTrm) 117
Karen Bass @KarenBassLA 19 Feb 2021
Ted Cruz fleeing Texas in the middle of a deadly crisis is part of a larger pattern of the GOP abandoning folks in crisis. He was taking a pre-planned family vacation. What was he supposed to do had he stayed? He has no power over budgets or money distribution. He can only make requests, submit bills or call for some sort of action. And he could do that from his cell phone. The fact that the mayor of a city took a taxpayer funded trip to Ghana that benefitted her city or her constituents not one f*cking iota of anything is a MUCH bigger deal. Posted by: Sponge The fact that he is federal and has no power to do squat at the state level somehow never factors in, but a mayor who's town is burning skates? Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2025 08:06 PM (5ZASI) 118
Yep, according to Stellarium, the Moon is right in front of the Pleiades here. All up in the Seven Sisters' business. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 09, 2025 08:06 PM (w6EFb) 119
>>>"The dog that no one wanted" is adopted from the shelter, but can't socialize with other dogs, maybe due to past trauma. But this lonesome dog makes friends with some squirrels.
No wonder the other dogs hate her. She has aligned herself with the loathsome squirrels. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 09, 2025 08:06 PM (klJTj) 120
The tune for "Be Still My Soul" is Finlanida by Sibelius.
Posted by: Finnish Tone Poem at January 09, 2025 08:07 PM (G5+As) 121
>>They won't. They know the media will cover for them. They know there won't be any investigations. They know no consequence will be leveed.
Maybe. Last report I heard was that between 4 and 5,000 structures have been destroyed so far. LA is destroyed. His fuckups have hurt a lot of people but this one is off the charts. And this one hit some of his core constituents hard. And it's going to last for years. I don't think he's getting out of this one unscathed. Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2025 08:07 PM (LkLld) 122
Yep, according to Stellarium, the Moon is right in front of the Pleiades here. All up in the Seven Sisters' business.
Posted by: publius Mooning the Pleiades? That's seven counts of indecent exposure, mack. Posted by: Space Police at January 09, 2025 08:09 PM (DgGvY) Posted by: 13times at January 09, 2025 08:09 PM (mt/HD) 124
Jessica Tarlov got the memo and talking points to try to save Newscum and the LA lesbo brigade this afternon on the Five. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 09, 2025 08:09 PM (w6EFb) 125
I'd love to treat "Penguin Facts" to a week in the underwater hotel room.
Posted by: Acme Depth Charges, Inc. at January 09, 2025 08:09 PM (G5+As) Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2025 08:10 PM (mzM2O) 127
>> Mooning the Pleiades? That's seven counts of indecent exposure, mack.
That asshole Uranus was molesting them back in August. And he's still close by, leering. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 09, 2025 08:10 PM (w6EFb) 128
Supreme Court votes 5-4 to allow sentencing.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2025 08:10 PM (mzM2O) Just proving there are no Republican or Democrat justices, you see. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 08:11 PM (Zz0t1) 129
This shit just can't get more ridiculous
Breaking: Utter chaos is sparked in Los Angeles County as 9.6million residents are wrongly told to evacuate wildfires Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2025 08:12 PM (mzM2O) 130
Brothers and Sisters, we gather this evening to mourn the death of Gavin Newscum's career.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 09, 2025 08:12 PM (ZmEVT) 131
I think I would feel a bit exposed fucking my wife in that underwater hotel room. Maybe it's just me, but I like a little privacy for sex.
Posted by: Ralph If she's a screamer, make sure it's not a glass-breaking sort of frequency. Posted by: mikeski at January 09, 2025 08:12 PM (DgGvY) 132
Brothers and Sisters, we gather this evening to mourn the death of Gavin Newscum's career.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 09, 2025 08:12 PM (ZmEVT) ... and his stock of hair gel. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 09, 2025 08:12 PM (VNX3d) 133
Happy Cafe, friends!
Posted by: Piper at January 09, 2025 08:12 PM (p4NUW) 134
You know Merchan's phone is blowing up right now with 'come on, I double dog dare ya!'
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2025 08:13 PM (QAkQ3) 135
Breaking911 @Breaking911 3h
VIDEO: Joe Biden attempts to read phone number to Calif. wildfire victims It will all be over soon, folks. https://tinyurl.com/rvdmf2rd 23 seconds; loudish; third time's a charm! Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 08:14 PM (iMpf5) 136
You know Merchan's phone is blowing up right now with 'come on, I double dog dare ya!'
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2025 08:13 PM (QAkQ3) And his offshore account is swelling mightily. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 08:14 PM (Zz0t1) 137
131 I think I would feel a bit exposed fucking my wife in that underwater hotel room. Maybe it's just me, but I like a little privacy for sex.
Posted by: Ralph If she's a screamer, make sure it's not a glass-breaking sort of frequency. Posted by: mikeski at January 09, 2025 08:12 PM (DgGvY) And yes, that's when the whales suddenly showed up.... Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2025 08:14 PM (QAkQ3) 138
I don't think he's getting out of this one unscathed.
I sure hope so. He and his merry band of marxists will bleat 'klIMaTe CHanGE' but I do hope it falls on deaf ears. It's pretty obvious that Gavin is a bumper sticker with feet. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 09, 2025 08:16 PM (Kdi1r) 139
Breaking:
Utter chaos is sparked in Los Angeles County as 9.6million residents are wrongly told to evacuate wildfires Posted by: AlaBAMA Breaking911 @Breaking911 28m Everyone in Los Angeles county just received an alert to evacuate. KTLA reports the advisory does not actually impact the entire city. More incompetence from LA officials. 🤦♂️ https://tinyurl.com/mssyc52u screencap Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 08:17 PM (iMpf5) 140
Merchans daughter will be in prison before Trump ever does if the judge tries to fuck around
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at January 09, 2025 08:18 PM (1mXo4) 141
I had a baluster like that in top pic. Finally replaced the the whole rail system with wrought iron.
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 09, 2025 08:18 PM (hoCmQ) 142
This PSU/ND game is old school so far. Lots of defense, not much offence. Looks like a game from the '80s.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 09, 2025 08:18 PM (Kdi1r) 143
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Balust. The vertical sticks are called balusts or spindles. Technically, the end piece that's scratched up is called the Post. Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2025 08:03 PM (oWowQ) ------------------- I prefer stairs with just a rail and no verticals. I guess I've always been a balust resistor. Posted by: Pennsyltucky at January 09, 2025 08:18 PM (QdGJh) 144
That dolphin rubbing his boner against the window is *really* killing The Mood.
Posted by: Mrs. Ralph at January 09, 2025 08:18 PM (gKWVE) 145
>>And yes, that's when the whales suddenly showed up....
Did you guys look at the video? It's like 2 feet underwater. We're not talking Captain Nemo. What kind of whales are you expecting? Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2025 08:19 PM (LkLld) 146
Damn dolphins getting a peep show.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2025 08:19 PM (mzM2O) 147
Breaking:
Utter chaos is sparked in Los Angeles County as 9.6million residents are wrongly told to evacuate wildfires Posted by: AlaBAMA Breaking911 @Breaking911 28m Everyone in Los Angeles county just received an alert to evacuate. KTLA reports the advisory does not actually impact the entire city. More incompetence from LA officials. 🤦♂️ https://tinyurl.com/mssyc52u screencap Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 08:17 PM (iMpf5) Someone should edit it to tell the illegals to evacuate. Hoy. Posted by: LASue at January 09, 2025 08:22 PM (lCppi) 148
Damn dolphins getting a peep show.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2025 08:19 PM (mzM2O) More likely, it will be penguins! Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 09, 2025 08:22 PM (VNX3d) 149
Baluster: A baluster is a single vertical post or column that supports a handrail or railing. It can be made of various materials such as wood, stone, or metal, and comes in different shapes and sizes.
Balustrade: A balustrade, on the other hand, refers to a row of balusters that are evenly spaced and connected to form a railing system. It typically includes a top rail, balusters, and a bottom rail, and can be used for staircases, balconies, porches, and other architectural features. Posted by: olddog in mo at January 09, 2025 08:22 PM (hoCmQ) 150
Just because Merchan has said he won’t sentence Trump to jail time doesn’t mean he won’t."
Do you people really think that merchie wants to antagonize the DOJ any more than it already is. I'll say there is better than 50/50 chance that smiling juanie ends up living next to pdiddy before 2029 rolls around. Posted by: Someday I'll choose a nick and stick with it but not today. at January 09, 2025 08:22 PM (89Sog) Posted by: Whale Ho! at January 09, 2025 08:23 PM (G5+As) 152
Penn State choking
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2025 08:23 PM (mzM2O) 153
134 You know Merchan's phone is blowing up right now with 'come on, I double dog dare ya!'
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2025 08:13 PM (QAkQ3) The Congressional Hush money list MUST go public Posted by: long night ending, dawn in January at January 09, 2025 08:23 PM (2NXcZ) 154
BREAKING! Mrs. Wrecks says Jimmy Carter gave his life for this country.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 09, 2025 08:24 PM (L/fGl) Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 09, 2025 08:24 PM (Kdi1r) 156
Does Mexico have wildfires? Maybe a lot of the illegals will leave. Posted by: fourseasons at January 09, 2025 08:24 PM (3ek7K) 157
It'll take LA County a year to remove the toxic topsoil before they allow residents and contractors access to their property/job sites.
They're lucky not to be dependent on well water - that's another nightmare. Some rural mountain people installed those huge plastic water cisterns to skirt the bureaucracy. That's what happened after the 2018 Paradise CAMP wildfire. Posted by: 13times at January 09, 2025 08:24 PM (huy4v) 158
All those houses burned down. Not just celebrities. Whole blocks of regular people. Every resident is going to want to go back and sift thru the ashes. What a sad mess.
Posted by: fd at January 09, 2025 08:25 PM (vFG9F) Posted by: James Franklin at January 09, 2025 08:25 PM (Kdi1r) 160
Trigglypuff, Heather Heyer......
Posted by: Whale Ho! at January 09, 2025 08:23 PM (G5+As) Whoopi Posted by: long night ending, dawn in January at January 09, 2025 08:25 PM (2NXcZ) Posted by: Frustrated Dolphin at January 09, 2025 08:26 PM (fs1hN) 162
80 Someone's got a short fuse:
Robert Reich @RBReich 5h Let’s get one thing straight: the cost of the Green New Deal is far less than the cost of losing our planet to the climate crisis. Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 07:54 PM (iMpf5) GFY, midget. The cost of the Green New Deal is infinite dollars. No amount of taxing, spending, and sacrifice by everyone but you and the rest of the self-appointed elites will ever be enough to end a BS non-problem. Every human will die from your desired never-ending New Green Deal 5-Year plans, long, long, before all life on Earth ends for any reason. Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2025 08:26 PM (aBgBM) 163
Do dolphins fap?
Posted by: Puddleglum I don't think they can reach their flippers that far. I've never asked one, though. Posted by: mikeski at January 09, 2025 08:26 PM (DgGvY) 164
Leading Report @LeadingReport 54m
BREAKING: Texas Sen. John Cornyn has introduced a bill to allow concealed carry license holders to carry their guns in all 50 states. Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 08:26 PM (iMpf5) 165
Whoopi
Posted by: long night ending, dawn in January at January 09, 2025 08:25 PM (2NXcZ) Well, so much for the boner. Posted by: the dolphin at January 09, 2025 08:26 PM (gKWVE) 166
Janisse Quiñones, the DEI head of the LA water and power dept, makes $750K per year.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 09, 2025 08:27 PM (w6EFb) 167
"Do dolphins fap?
Posted by: Puddleglum" No, they just rape everything possible. Don't ask me how I know. Posted by: A Green Lipped Mussel at January 09, 2025 08:28 PM (vFG9F) 168
I saw Fapping Dolphins open for Smashing Pumpkins in '08 at the Hollywood Bowl.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2025 08:28 PM (mzM2O) 169
Robert Reich can join John Kerry on a one-way trip to the Sun.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 09, 2025 08:28 PM (Kdi1r) 170
BREAKING: Texas Sen. John Cornyn has introduced a bill to allow concealed carry license holders to carry their guns in all 50 states.
______ Failure theater starting early this year. Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2025 08:28 PM (fs1hN) 171
Trump is so big it looks as if he and Melania are on a row in front of Obama, actually they are sitting next to each other.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 08:29 PM (kmQ35) 172
Technically, the end piece that's scratched up is called the Post.
It's the newel. By the way, some newels are very complicated to fabricate and craftsmen in the biz never share their secrets. (a friend builds staircases) Posted by: 13times at January 09, 2025 08:30 PM (huy4v) 173
128 Supreme Court votes 5-4 to allow sentencing.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2025 08:10 PM (mzM2O) Just proving there are no Republican or Democrat justices, you see. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 08:11 PM (Zz0t1 This is what you get when deepstate chooses the nominees. President Trump shouldn’t listen to them this time around. He knows they’re backstabbers. Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2025 08:30 PM (LHPAg) 174
Um, no, dum-dums. Hydrants are fed by the same Water Main as the neighbrhood it is in.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2025 07:56 PM (oWowQ) Depends, some municipalities have separate lines for water and fire hydrants. I wonder if someone neglected the lines, or decided to not fill the fire reservoirs. IIRC the water lines in Maui also failed really early preventing fire fighting. Posted by: Kindltot at January 09, 2025 08:30 PM (D7oie) 175
Leading Report @LeadingReport 54m
BREAKING: Texas Sen. John Cornyn has introduced a bill to allow concealed carry license holders to carry their guns in all 50 states. Posted by: andycanuck Breaking: Shall not be infringed. Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2025 08:30 PM (5ZASI) 176
So Kavanaugh and Barrett joined the Libs on the Court ? No surprise there
Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 08:31 PM (VE6XX) Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2025 08:31 PM (LkLld) 178
Now they need a new newel.
Posted by: A Green Lipped Mussel at January 09, 2025 08:31 PM (vFG9F) 179
158 All those houses burned down. Not just celebrities. Whole blocks of regular people. Every resident is going to want to go back and sift thru the ashes. What a sad mess.
Posted by: fd at January 09, 2025 08:25 PM (vFG9F) I heard a report on FoxNews earlier that no one will be permitted to return to their property until tests for toxic substances resulting from the fires are completed and toxic substances are mitigated. (In other words: Plebs, you'll never return to your properties.) Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2025 08:32 PM (aBgBM) Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2025 08:32 PM (mzM2O) 181
173 Amy has been a nightmare.
Posted by: long night ending, dawn in January at January 09, 2025 08:32 PM (2NXcZ) 182
The most ever, I've read...
Leading Report @LeadingReport 3h BREAKING: Trump’s inaugural committee has raised over $170 million thus far. Leading Report @LeadingReport 23m BREAKING: Google is donating $1 million to Trump’s inauguration fund, per CNBC. Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 08:32 PM (iMpf5) 183
176 So Kavanaugh and Barrett joined the Libs on the Court ? No surprise there
Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 08:31 PM (VE6XX) Roberts not Kavanaugh Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 08:32 PM (VE6XX) 184
170 BREAKING: Texas Sen. John Cornyn has introduced a bill to allow concealed carry license holders to carry their guns in all 50 states.
______ Failure theater starting early this year. Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2025 08:28 PM (fs1hN Kabuki master playing the ‘conservative’ part. Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2025 08:32 PM (LHPAg) 185
Barrett is a straight up liberal. She never votes our side.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2025 08:34 PM (mzM2O) 186
183. Roberts is dirty, I wonder if it's the culty religious stuff with Barrett?
Posted by: long night ending, dawn in January at January 09, 2025 08:34 PM (2NXcZ) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 08:34 PM (kmQ35) 188
ACB should have a short career on the court. Truly.
Posted by: Piper at January 09, 2025 08:35 PM (pZEOD) 189
"no one will be permitted to return to their property until tests for toxic substances resulting from the fires are completed and toxic substances are mitigated. (In other words: Plebs, you'll never return to your properties.)"
I know. They will be screwed again and again because of this. Imagine you have a safe or safes with valuables, papers, and mementos left behind. Posted by: fd at January 09, 2025 08:35 PM (vFG9F) 190
and my 188 references a retirement and head hidden in shame the rest of her days.
Posted by: Piper at January 09, 2025 08:35 PM (pZEOD) 191
188 ACB should have a short career on the court. Truly.
Posted by: Piper at January 09, 2025 08:35 PM (pZEOD) I hope so. Very bad choice. If he needed to appoint a woman, the one from FL would have been better. Posted by: long night ending, dawn in January at January 09, 2025 08:36 PM (2NXcZ) 192
Technically, the end piece that's scratched up is called the Post.
It's the newel. By the way, some newels are very complicated to fabricate and craftsmen in the biz never share their secrets. (a friend builds staircases) Posted by: 13times I thought the newel was the knobbly thingy on the top? Posted by: BifBewalski at January 09, 2025 08:37 PM (MsrgL) 193
Friends' kid left Pasadena yesterday. Breaking lease and moving to Santa Barbara. Is the Easton fire contained yet?
Posted by: long night ending, dawn in January at January 09, 2025 08:37 PM (2NXcZ) 194
Newel post.
Posted by: fd at January 09, 2025 08:37 PM (vFG9F) 195
AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 10m
Death toll in California wildfires rises to 7, including 5 in Eaton Fire and 2 in Palisades fire. Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 08:37 PM (iMpf5) 196
>>>I heard a report on FoxNews earlier that no one will be permitted to return to their property until tests for toxic substances resulting from the fires are completed and toxic substances are mitigated. (In other words: Plebs, you'll never return to your properties.)
Posted by: Gref --- Insurance cos will say that the will go bankrupt paying claims. House of Reps will have hearings. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 08:38 PM (kmQ35) 197
Reminds me of the pitch meeting for Cocaine Bear.
Yes sir, I was going for the most terrifying combo of drug and mammal. The correct answer is Viagra Dolphin and I really don’t want to make that movie. Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2025 08:38 PM (u73oe) 198
In the aftermath of the CAMP wildfire county officials would not allow residents to park a fifth-wheel or motorhome bus on their property. For a year.
Posted by: 13times at January 09, 2025 08:38 PM (KTxpu) Posted by: Miklos, with Original Official Soul Train of the O'Jays at January 09, 2025 08:39 PM (xesY+) 200
Press conference right now with all mayor, Schiff-less, FEMA, etc. mouthing platitudes and effusive thanks to Biden -Harris administration. I cannot express my rage adequately.
Posted by: La2la at January 09, 2025 08:39 PM (Kn/33) 201
I thought the newel was the knobbly thingy on the top?
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 09, 2025 08:37 PM (MsrgL) I think Bif’s right. He saw It’s A Wonderful Life. Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2025 08:39 PM (LHPAg) 202
The correct answer is Viagra Dolphin and I really don’t want to make that movie.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2025 08:38 PM (u73oe) No one wants that movie. Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2025 08:39 PM (mzM2O) 203
I guess they can't get any insurance other than FAIR.
AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 1h JUST IN: Minnesota Vikings vs. Los Angeles Rams Wild Card game moved to State Farm Stadium in Arizona. Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 08:40 PM (iMpf5) Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 09, 2025 08:40 PM (J5RCE) 205
189 "no one will be permitted to return to their property until tests for toxic substances resulting from the fires are completed and toxic substances are mitigated. (In other words: Plebs, you'll never return to your properties.)"
I know. They will be screwed again and again because of this. Imagine you have a safe or safes with valuables, papers, and mementos left behind. Posted by: fd at January 09, 2025 08:35 PM (vFG9F) Sorry, sir, we condemned your carcinogen-riddled property yesterday. It is now the property of LA County and the State of California. You can file a claim for valuables over there. Go to the end of that line, the one that goes around the building 15 times. You do have receipts and photos of all the items you're going to claim, right? Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2025 08:41 PM (aBgBM) 206
City of Pasadena and Altadena ( which is unincorporated county) both have a do not drink water order.
Posted by: La2la at January 09, 2025 08:41 PM (Kn/33) 207
Matt Walsh@MattWalshBlog
Los Angeles deliberately set out to exclude white men from becoming firefighters, and now they don’t have enough firefighters to prevent their city from burning to the ground. DEI is a cancer that destroys everything it touches. Jemele Hill@jemelehill You are a miserable fuck. - Matt Walsh should've known better than to tell the truth around Jemele. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 09, 2025 08:41 PM (L/fGl) 208
Um, no, dum-dums. Hydrants are fed by the same Water Main as the neighbrhood it is in.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2025 07:56 PM (oWowQ) Actually, no, not in that neighborhood They are fed from huge tanks and reservoirs and are gravity fed. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 09, 2025 08:41 PM (iODuv) 209
There’s a red-hot housing market to watch this year, according to Zillow — though its construction is struggling to keep up.
Posted by: Inappropriate Headlines at January 09, 2025 08:41 PM (vFG9F) 210
204 I predict Judge Merch will sentence Trump to 4 years in prison effective immediately.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 09, 2025 08:40 PM (J5RCE) Whatever he does he's gonna make sure to try and smear Trump Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 08:41 PM (VE6XX) 211
No one wants that movie.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2025 08:39 PM (mzM2O) Speak for yourself Posted by: Flipper at January 09, 2025 08:42 PM (2NXcZ) 212
198 In the aftermath of the CAMP wildfire county officials would not allow residents to park a fifth-wheel or motorhome bus on their property. For a year.
Posted by: 13times at January 09, 2025 08:38 PM (KTxpu) You live over that way? My inlaws in Berry Creek had to evacuate for that fire then lost their house the next year. They fortunately had insurance but most of their neighbors didn't. Posted by: Reforger at January 09, 2025 08:42 PM (xcIvR) 213
It would be surreal if Trump was sentenced to jail time.
I don't think the constitution is ready for that one. Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2025 08:43 PM (mzM2O) 214
Insurance cos will say that the will go bankrupt paying claims.
House of Reps will have hearings. Posted by: Braenyard That's why insurance cos have insurance. And the the re-insurers have insurance, and so on. Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2025 08:44 PM (WXNFJ) 215
I don't think the constitution is ready for that one.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2025 08:43 PM (mzM2O) He's attending remotely? Posted by: Long night... at January 09, 2025 08:44 PM (2NXcZ) 216
Re. effed-up evac order...
AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_1h Correction now sent to everyone in Los Angeles County, California. [Disregard last EVACUATION WARNING. It was for Kenneth Fire Only.] Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 08:45 PM (iMpf5) 217
I thought the newel was the knobbly thingy on the top?
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 09, 2025 08:37 PM (MsrgL) I think Bif’s right. He saw It’s A Wonderful Life. Posted by: Eromero I honestly have never seen that movie. Only reason i know it is due to Smash going OCD city on selectijg a new newel for the downstairs newel post. It's a 7" clear glass with air bubbles newel she got from a glass artist for about $150. I had to do manaul labor t9 get the old one off, and the new one installed. It's really pretty and absorbs the ambient light from any seasonal decorative lighting she puts up. Carp only Bif knows for $200, Alex. Posted by: BifBewalski at January 09, 2025 08:45 PM (MsrgL) 218
That's why insurance cos have insurance. And the the re-insurers have insurance, and so on.
Posted by: Tonypete --- It'll be years before anyone receives a check. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 08:45 PM (kmQ35) 219
202 No one wants that movie.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2025 08:39 PM (mzM2O) Oh, really? Posted by: Flipper at January 09, 2025 08:46 PM (6YV24) 220
innit a Newel Post?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 09, 2025 08:47 PM (cY18j) 221
210 204 I predict Judge Merch will sentence Trump to 4 years in prison effective immediately.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 09, 2025 08:40 PM (J5RCE) Whatever he does he's gonna make sure to try and smear Trump Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 08:41 PM (VE6XX It’s the Use Of Force Continuum. If jailing doesn’t work they may try assassination. Wait….. Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2025 08:47 PM (LHPAg) 222
Nobby thing on top is a finial.
Posted by: Long night... at January 09, 2025 08:47 PM (2NXcZ) 223
Cocaine Penguin.
Posted by: davidt at January 09, 2025 08:47 PM (i0F8b) 224
Barrett was intimidated when the Feds decided intimidating justices and their small children was okay. Not excusing her but I believe that.
Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2025 08:47 PM (KQk9m) 225
222 Nobby thing on top is a finial.
Posted by: Long night... at January 09, 2025 08:47 PM (2NXcZ) That’s just in Ireland. Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2025 08:48 PM (LHPAg) 226
Despite all of the dire predictions has Democrat lawfare done anything to hurt Trump or has it hurt Democrats more?
Trump won't even be in NYC tomorrow let alone in court. He's going to be at Mar A Lago golfing. Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2025 08:48 PM (LkLld) 227
210 204 I predict Judge Merch will sentence Trump to 4 years in prison effective immediately.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 09, 2025 08:40 PM (J5RCE) Whatever he does he's gonna make sure to try and smear Trump Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 08:41 PM (VE6XX) Democrat Tool Merchan can sentence Trump to no jail no probation, and a $1 fine and that's enough to let every Leftist in the world scream, "Trump is a convicted felon!" forever. Future Democrat politicians (please Dear Lord, no!) will use that to deny all kinds of privileges to Trump. No state funeral when he passes, no money for a Trump Presidential Library, no Secret Service protection after his upcoming term ends, etc. Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2025 08:48 PM (aBgBM) 228
Looks the Left finally got a piece of Trump's golden weasel. All I can say is my president has convictions."
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at January 09, 2025 08:48 PM (weLuc) 229
What an asshole.
AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 1h SANTA FE, N.M. (AP) — Actor Alec Baldwin sues for malicious prosecution after judge dismissed case of fatal 'Rust' set shooting in New Mexico. Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 08:48 PM (iMpf5) 230
Nobby thing on top is a finial.
Posted by: Long night I will wait for the definitive determination by Skip. Posted by: Miklos, increasingly less patient at January 09, 2025 08:49 PM (xesY+) 231
You live over that way? My inlaws in Berry Creek had to evacuate for that fire then lost their house the next year. They fortunately had insurance but most of their neighbors didn't.
Posted by: Reforger at January 09, 2025 08:42 PM (xcIvR) Yes, I do. A friend had a second house in Berry Creek and it burned. Brush Creek, Mountain House etc., communities burned to the ground in the North Complex Wildfire. I forget the name of the second and third fires that burned through that area. Posted by: 13times at January 09, 2025 08:49 PM (2e92h) 232
I know. They will be screwed again and again because of this. Imagine you have a safe or safes with valuables, papers, and mementos left behind.
Posted by: fd at January 09, 2025 08:35 PM (vFG9F) The gangs will need cover to go through and find those Posted by: Kindltot at January 09, 2025 08:49 PM (D7oie) 233
To the people of Southern California... Even though you may have lost everything your Federal Income Taxes are still due on 15 April with no exceptions. Those who fail to pay on time with receive severe fines and penalties.
Thank You Have a Nice Day Posted by: The IRS Collection Department at January 09, 2025 08:49 PM (VDY1a) 234
Trump won't even be in NYC tomorrow let alone in court. He's going to be at Mar A Lago golfing.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2025 08:48 PM (LkLld) Attending via cellphone Posted by: Long night... at January 09, 2025 08:50 PM (2NXcZ) 235
55 Karen Bass @KarenBassLA 19 Feb 2021
Ted Cruz fleeing Texas in the middle of a deadly crisis is part of a larger pattern of the GOP abandoning folks in crisis. "Be careful how you treat people on your way up, because you may have to meet them again on your way down" Posted by: gKWVE at January 09, 2025 07:47 PM (gKWVE) __________________________________ Oh yeah, I remember that. What's her name...Marina Sirtis (Star Trek) stated that if Texans had voted for Democrats everything would have been fine, and that there were repercussions when you voted for Republicans. Of course, she got plastered for the comment and dropped off Twitter the next day...then moved back to London from LA. Which is a shame. I think her house was somewhere there in the Hills. Posted by: Orson at January 09, 2025 08:50 PM (dIske) 236
227 210 204 I predict Judge Merch will sentence Trump to 4 years in prison effective immediately.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 09, 2025 08:40 PM (J5RCE) Whatever he does he's gonna make sure to try and smear Trump Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 08:41 PM (VE6XX) Democrat Tool Merchan can sentence Trump to no jail no probation, and a $1 fine and that's enough to let every Leftist in the world scream, "Trump is a convicted felon!" forever. Future Democrat politicians (please Dear Lord, no!) will use that to deny all kinds of privileges to Trump. No state funeral when he passes, no money for a Trump Presidential Library, no Secret Service protection after his upcoming term ends, etc. Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2025 08:48 PM (aBgBM) He'll force him to serve 4 years in Trump Tower. If he leaves the building, except under NYPD protection, he goes to jail. Forces him to stay in New York City. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 09, 2025 08:50 PM (VNX3d) 237
I thought the newel was the knobbly thingy on the top?
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 09, 2025 08:37 PM (MsrgL) That's what SHE said. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 09, 2025 08:50 PM (iODuv) Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 09, 2025 08:51 PM (/U5Yz) 239
Nobby thing on top is a finial.
Posted by: Long night That's right. You'll see finials in gingerbread work and topping gables as well. and not all staircase newels have finials. Posted by: 13times at January 09, 2025 08:53 PM (2e92h) 240
PSU scores! 10-0, PSU. If you enjoy lots of rushing, a bit of passing, and very good defense, this is your game.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 09, 2025 08:53 PM (Kdi1r) Posted by: SFGoth at January 09, 2025 08:53 PM (KAi1n) 242
I remember when CaliCommies said New Orleans deserved Katrina, because only idiots would live there.
Posted by: Miklos does recall that at January 09, 2025 08:54 PM (xesY+) 243
Matt Walsh@MattWalshBlog
Los Angeles deliberately set out to exclude white men from becoming firefighters, and now they don’t have enough firefighters to prevent their city from burning to the ground. DEI is a cancer that destroys everything it touches. Jemele Hill@jemelehill You are a miserable fuck. *** Maybe But he's definitely right Posted by: LASue at January 09, 2025 08:54 PM (lCppi) 244
48 Where does your plumbing go in an underwater hotel room?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 07:46 PM (YeGMU) ---- To the sewage plant on land of course. Posted by: Ciampino - No shit Sherlock at January 09, 2025 08:54 PM (i0xsb) 245
Trump won't even be in NYC tomorrow let alone in court. He's going to be at Mar A Lago golfing.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2025 08:48 PM (LkLld) Jack please! The black pillers need some hope of something bad happening, Stop it!!! Give them some hope please. You black pill people are worse than nevertrumpers. IMO YMMV Posted by: Someday I'll choose a nick and stick with it but not today. at January 09, 2025 08:54 PM (89Sog) 246
Trump needs to go full throttle on Epstein and Congressional list.
Posted by: Long night... at January 09, 2025 08:57 PM (2NXcZ) 247
That's why insurance cos have insurance. And the the re-insurers have insurance, and so on.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2025 08:44 PM (WXNFJ) Until you reach the taxpayers. We’re backstopping the whole sh*tshow. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 09, 2025 08:58 PM (FC8SQ) 248
I will wait for the definitive determination by Skip.
Posted by: Miklos I don't think there will be a definitive answer. The Eskimos have 28 words for snow, but English has 28 words for everything. Posted by: mikeski at January 09, 2025 08:58 PM (DgGvY) 249
So anyone think the Fonz is right about arson?
Posted by: Long night... at January 09, 2025 08:59 PM (2NXcZ) 250
one will be permitted to return to their property until tests for toxic substances resulting from the fires are completed and toxic substances are mitigated. (In other words: Plebs, you'll never return to your properties.)"
I know. They will be screwed again and again because of this. Imagine you have a safe or safes with valuables, papers, and mementos left behind. Posted by: fd at January 09, 2025 08:35 PM (vFG9F) I know a few people who were allowed To get back to their homes today so i think this report is not exactly accurate Posted by: LASue at January 09, 2025 08:59 PM (lCppi) 251
Yes, I do. A friend had a second house in Berry Creek and it burned. Brush Creek, Mountain House etc., communities burned to the ground in the North Complex Wildfire. I forget the name of the second and third fires that burned through that area.
Posted by: 13times at January 09, 2025 08:49 PM (2e92h) I had an acre in Berry Creek where we were planning on building but after the fire we sold it back to the guy we bought it from. Nothing worth looking at up there now. My Inlaws bought a place in Orroville by the defunct golf course, overlooking the lake with the insurance money. Then last year they had a fire that burned right up to just over the hill. They can't get insurance now and my MIL had a pretty near nervous breakdown. Posted by: Reforger at January 09, 2025 08:59 PM (xcIvR) 252
Where does your plumbing go in an underwater hotel room?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 07:46 PM You asked for it... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpD7ZqGWncM Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2025 08:59 PM (Wnv9h) 253
After the Shasta County CARR fire people on the left were celebrating since Shasta voted for Trump, but some on the right were celebrating it because California.
Posted by: 13times at January 09, 2025 08:59 PM (2e92h) 254
Lions have the Domers stumped. I’ve already called it a night, not feeling well. Don’t need to add that pain on top of feeling like crap. I believed that Freeman had the Irish in top form. Too bad.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 09, 2025 08:59 PM (2NHgQ) 255
242 I remember when CaliCommies said New Orleans deserved Katrina, because only idiots would live there.
Posted by: Miklos does recall that Filtering every aspect of human existence through a political lens isn't healthy. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 09, 2025 09:00 PM (Kdi1r) 256
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'He'll force him to serve 4 years in Trump Tower. ' That's when Trump declares it a judicial abuse of power and refuses to comply. Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 09, 2025 09:01 PM (3wi/L) 257
BNO News Live @BNODesk 4h
Boeing is donating $1 million to Trump's inaugural fund, spokesperson says - Reuters Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 09:01 PM (iMpf5) 258
The Eskimos have 28 words for snow, but English has 28 words for everything.
Posted by: mikeski FUN FACT The Hungarian-English dictionary is about twice as thick as the English-Hungarian one. Posted by: Miklos at January 09, 2025 09:01 PM (xesY+) 259
Filtering every aspect of human existence through a political lens isn't healthy.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 09, 2025 09:00 PM (Kdi1r) Yeah, but many people are thinking of LA as Sodom right now Posted by: Long night... at January 09, 2025 09:02 PM (2NXcZ) 260
Why is the Aids rate in the uS so high?
Why did the global Aids epidemic begin in the uS? Is it because the uS is too heterosexual? Star-spangled banner LMAO Posted by: Mincing Merkin at January 09, 2025 09:02 PM (LXd6+) 261
Up to 10,000 structures destroyed now.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2025 09:02 PM (LkLld) 262
City of Pasadena and Altadena ( which is unincorporated county) both have a do not drink water order.
Posted by: La2la at January 09, 2025 08:41 PM (Kn/33) *pours another bourbon* Well, if it’s a government order, I’d better obey.. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 09, 2025 09:03 PM (FC8SQ) Posted by: LASue at January 09, 2025 09:04 PM (lCppi) 264
259 Filtering every aspect of human existence through a political lens isn't healthy.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 09, 2025 09:00 PM (Kdi1r) Yeah, but many people are thinking of LA as Sodom right now Posted by: Long night... I live in Babylon DC. (shrugs) Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 09, 2025 09:04 PM (Kdi1r) 265
Up to 10,000 structures destroyed now.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2025 09:02 PM (LkLld) It will be years to recover from this. Even money it rips California apart. Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2025 09:04 PM (W/lyH) 266
Progressives are a fucking blight on society.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 09, 2025 09:04 PM (dR6yv) 267
0.0% contained. Fantastic job, assholes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 09, 2025 09:06 PM (dR6yv) 268
Crooks are drooling over the prospect of $Billions of Fed Disaster Tax Dollars.
Posted by: davidt at January 09, 2025 09:06 PM (i0F8b) 269
Reforger at January 09, 2025 08:59 PM (xcIvR)
Inlaws sound like Kelly Ridge. Sorry to hear about your property fiasco. The famous old 1850's 49er mail station at Cascade burned to the ground -it had a paddlewheel that generated AC for the outpost. So much loss up there. I've been damned angry about it. This past summer another fire burned just NNW. Then the PARK fire - 600,000 acres after a maniac torched his car and rolled it into a ravine. Posted by: 13times at January 09, 2025 09:07 PM (2e92h) 270
"I know a few people who were allowed
To get back to their homes today so i think this report is not exactly accurate Posted by: LASue " I hope so. Those folks don't need to be hassled trying to retrieve their stuff. Posted by: fd at January 09, 2025 09:07 PM (vFG9F) 271
263 Altadena is shifty schiffs home turf
I wonder how his home fared Posted by: LASue at January 09, 2025 09:04 PM (lCppi) I hope it remains unscathed. Any damage to a politician's home would probably result in Congress agreeing to restitution at ten times its appraised value before the fire on the taxpayers' dime. Posted by: tankdemon at January 09, 2025 09:07 PM (6YV24) 272
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'So anyone think the Fonz is right about arson?' He definitely is. That homeless women was videoed setting a fire for goodness sake. Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 09, 2025 09:08 PM (3wi/L) 273
Evenin’, All.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 09:08 PM (77rzZ) 274
Bulg....!!!
S'up? Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2025 09:10 PM (W/lyH) 275
City of Pasadena and Altadena ( which is unincorporated county) both have a do not drink water order.
Posted by: La2la at January 09, 2025 08:41 PM (Kn/33) *pours another bourbon* Well, if it’s a government order, I’d better obey.. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 09, 2025 09:03 PM (FC8SQ) Bier is mostly water, right? Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2025 09:11 PM (W/lyH) 276
10-3, halftime. PSU leads ND.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 09, 2025 09:12 PM (Kdi1r) 277
The left sees filters through politics. Misdirecting everyone over their failures by blaming climate change.
Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2025 09:12 PM (KQk9m) 278
It will be years to recover from this.
Even money it rips California apart. Posted by: Diogenes Yes, but there will be many downsides also. Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2025 09:13 PM (WXNFJ) 279
Pull my finger!
6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv 22h #REPORT: Sony developing tech for PlayStation players to smell in-game scents. Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 09:13 PM (iMpf5) 280
276 10-3, halftime. PSU leads ND.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 09, 2025 09:12 PM (Kdi1r) Good, Coney went to ND, home PSU runs up the score. Posted by: Long night... at January 09, 2025 09:14 PM (2NXcZ) 281
LA County will allow people to pick through the ashes - escorted on specific schedules.
Posted by: 13times at January 09, 2025 09:15 PM (2e92h) 282
274 Not much, Diogenes. Got to haul the trash bin over the snow to the curb today. Took me back to my snowy midwestern youth.
You? Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 09:15 PM (77rzZ) 283
6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv 22h
#REPORT: Sony developing tech for PlayStation players to smell in-game scents. Posted by: andycanuck SmellaVision? This is an idea whose time has come! Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2025 09:16 PM (WXNFJ) 284
Given the evacuation order and given that none of fires are contained this situation is getting worse and worse. If any of those fires get into the flats of Los Angeles with the Santa Ana winds picking up again, you're looking at what Rogan's fireman friend told him. "There will be no way to stop it"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 09, 2025 09:17 PM (RLc6v) 285
6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv 22h
#REPORT: Sony developing tech for PlayStation players to smell in-game scents. Posted by: andycanuck * teabags Sony developers in FPS game * Posted by: mikeski at January 09, 2025 09:18 PM (DgGvY) 286
Yeah, but many people are thinking of LA as Sodom right now
Posted by: Long night... at January 09, 2025 09:02 PM (2NXcZ) --- I wish no harm to the people or animals and hope their insurance cos pay off. As far as the structures go - burn it down and San Francisco too. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 09:18 PM (kmQ35) 287
0.0% contained. Fantastic job, assholes. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner Lesbians get it done! Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2025 09:19 PM (63Dwl) 288
Not much, Diogenes. Got to haul the trash bin over the snow to the curb today. Took me back to my snowy midwestern youth.
You? Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 09:15 PM (77rzZ) *** Bought some new shoes. Vacuumed. Drinking bier. Busy day! Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2025 09:19 PM (W/lyH) 289
>>>Yes, but there will be many downsides also.
Posted by: Tonypete --- You're so polite. Understatement's never been my forte. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 09:20 PM (kmQ35) 290
If “PSU” stands for “Penn State University,” thiswould be one of the few times that I’d route for Notre Dame.
Did I say “Penn State?” Sorry, I meant “Pedd State.” Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 09:20 PM (77rzZ) 291
#REPORT: Sony developing tech for PlayStation players to smell in-game scents.
"Assassin's Creed: India" Posted by: gKWVE at January 09, 2025 09:22 PM (gKWVE) 292
Sup
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 09, 2025 09:23 PM (eZwyX) Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2025 09:23 PM (LkLld) 294
What an asshole.
AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 1h SANTA FE, N.M. (AP) — Actor Alec Baldwin sues for malicious prosecution after judge dismissed case of fatal 'Rust' set shooting in New Mexico. Posted by: andycanuck Geez! You kill ONE crew member and everybody loses their sense of humor! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 09, 2025 09:23 PM (L/fGl) 295
6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv 22h
#REPORT: Sony developing tech for PlayStation players to smell in-game scents. Posted by: andycanuck SmellaVision? This is an idea whose time has come! Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2025 09:16 PM (WXNFJ) Coming soon to a theatre near you: Feel-Around! https://youtu.be/rjm_zmBoxjw Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 09, 2025 09:23 PM (VNX3d) 296
#REPORT: Sony developing tech for PlayStation players to smell in-game scents.
"Assassin's Creed: India" Posted by: gKWVE at January 09, 2025 09:22 PM (gKWVE) Great. The game will give out the scent of a men's room at the bus station in Bangladesh. Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2025 09:24 PM (W/lyH) 297
288 Diogenes, glad to hear that your drinking beer. Your college teaching must be going well.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 09:25 PM (77rzZ) 298
I thought you were talking about Portland State University, and I was confused.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 09, 2025 09:25 PM (D7oie) 299
I think an elephant in the living room has always been considered a problem. Especially if it is unacknowledged
Posted by: Kindltot at January 09, 2025 09:26 PM (D7oie) 300
House of Reps will have hearings.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 08:38 PM (kmQ35) Jim Jordan going to SleeveCon 2. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 09, 2025 09:26 PM (FC8SQ) 301
Diogenes, glad to hear that your drinking beer. Your college teaching must be going well.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 09:25 PM (77rzZ) Heh! I think it's great. Not sure what the students think though. Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2025 09:28 PM (W/lyH) 302
So, after Bass is recalled, will LA voters elect a pipe-hittin' MFer to fix things? Or nah? Same goes for Oakland.
Posted by: 13times at January 09, 2025 09:29 PM (2e92h) 303
The knawed post looks like a beaver did it, but it was probably just pussy.
Posted by: Roy at January 09, 2025 09:29 PM (z+ik4) 304
Posted by: 13times at January 09, 2025 09:07 PM (2e92h)
We bought up there back when Bald Rock rd was partially dirt and washed out all the time. 2004. Posted by: Reforger at January 09, 2025 09:30 PM (xcIvR) 305
bats sure have purty brown eyes...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 09:33 PM (ynpvh) 306
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Columbo goes to Mercury: https://tinyurl.com/25n5hjw7 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 09, 2025 07:55 PM (w6EFb) ---- Thank you for that. Posted by: Ciampino - Looing for life in the shadows? at January 09, 2025 09:33 PM (i0xsb) 307
303 The knawed post looks like a beaver did it, but it was probably just pussy.
Posted by: Roy at January 09, 2025 09:29 PM (z+ik4) The post's name is Clawd. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 09:33 PM (ynpvh) 308
Dear Alec Baldwin:
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. May a band of baboons rip your flesh as you shriek in agony, eat your eyes, your tongue, your rancid flesh, and shit you onto the arid ground to be rolled into little balls by dung beetles. May your forgotten bones bleach in the sun. May you never feel the solace of the void. Go to hell. Posted by: Pug Mahon, random is my middle name at January 09, 2025 09:34 PM (Ad8y9) 309
306 83
Columbo goes to Mercury: https://tinyurl.com/25n5hjw7 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 09, 2025 07:55 PM (w6EFb) ---- Thank you for that. Posted by: Ciampino - Looing for life in the shadows? at January 09, 2025 09:33 PM (i0xsb) Nice. For some reason I was imagining Peter Falk... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 09:35 PM (ynpvh) 310
301 Diogenes, just offer to buy em drinks. Don’t forget to flirt with the cute coeds.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 09:35 PM (77rzZ) 311
Heh!
I think it's great. Not sure what the students think though. Posted by: Diogenes I brought beer to class. But that was New Orleans. And the 80s The drinking age was 18 (for the less fortunate youngers) Posted by: Miklos does not recall the professors doing that though at January 09, 2025 09:36 PM (xesY+) 312
Trump won't even be in NYC tomorrow let alone in court. He's going to be at Mar A Lago golfing.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2025 08:48 PM (LkLld) Attending via cellphone Posted by: Long night... at January 09, 2025 08:50 PM (2NXcZ) He should refuse. Tell Merchan to go f*ck himself. Sic the DoJ on the invader and his daughter. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 09, 2025 09:36 PM (FC8SQ) 313
>> We bought up there back when Bald Rock rd was partially dirt and washed out all the time. 2004.
Been there. Damn shame. Been strafed by jet fighters while standing atop big bald rock. (we live in Velveeta Village). Posted by: 13times at January 09, 2025 09:36 PM (AWt0a) 314
@EricLDaugh
· 24s BREAKING: Suspected arsonist is now in custody after a new fire broke out in the West Hills area of Los Angeles - NewsNation Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2025 09:37 PM (LkLld) 315
92 He's high. Looks like Harry Ellis after he gets busted in Holly's office.
------- And it's that good dental cocaine stuff from the W.H. library, or wherever! Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 07:57 PM (iMpf5) ---- So much for being clean for 7 years. Trump can use him as a 'trump card' - he's not immune to cocaine possession now. Posted by: Ciampino - Looking for life in the shadows? at January 09, 2025 09:37 PM (i0xsb) 316
308 Dear Alec Baldwin:
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. May a band of baboons rip your flesh as you shriek in agony, eat your eyes, your tongue, your rancid flesh, and shit you onto the arid ground to be rolled into little balls by dung beetles. May your forgotten bones bleach in the sun. May you never feel the solace of the void. Go to hell. Posted by: Pug Mahon, random is my middle name at January 09, 2025 09:34 PM (Ad8y9) When criminal court fails, there's always Civil court...Just make sure he's tried in an unfriendly county/state. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 09:37 PM (ynpvh) 317
Miklos! Privyet, shto novovo?
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 09:37 PM (77rzZ) 318
314 What schlub is LA gonna frame for the fires? Marinus van der Lubbe, call your lawyer.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 09:41 PM (77rzZ) 319
Was it wrong to kill that woman? Because to be fair, nobody told me I couldn’t.
Posted by: Alec Costanza Baldwin at January 09, 2025 09:42 PM (DEN45) Posted by: Miklos from Slavic Customer Service at January 09, 2025 09:42 PM (xesY+) 321
I was being cheeky and this is what happened -
CAL FIRE liked your reply: “Beaver dams will extend seasonal flows, improve drought and wildfire resilience” - Governor Newsom." He planted beaver in a tribal creek downstream from Yosemite and was bragging about "wildfire resilience." Posted by: 13times at January 09, 2025 09:42 PM (JBiDe) 322
Tater and Philip Bump are here to straighten us out.
Brian Stelter@brianstelter The right's falsehoods about the L.A. fires are meant to dismiss – or distract from – "the realities of climate change," @pbump writes. He says it's "2020 election denialism wearing a different outfit." Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 09, 2025 09:43 PM (L/fGl) 323
Is the first chukker over for the Jimmy Carter Celebration of Life and Peanuts?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2025 09:43 PM (Aqu9a) 324
Nora O'Donnell destroyed the LA Fire Chief on the CBS Evening News.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 09, 2025 09:43 PM (mT+6a) Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 09:45 PM (77rzZ) 326
Note the difference in spelling, "Colombo" vs "Columbo". The probe is named after "Bepi" Columbo: https://tinyurl.com/2b6bcydm Colombo was a physicist and engineer who was big on Mercury, it's 3:2 spin-orbit resonance, and also worked out the physics of the gravity assist methods used for Mariner 10's flyby's of Venus and Mercury. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 09, 2025 09:45 PM (w6EFb) 327
Miklos! Privyet, shto novovo?
Posted by: Bulg Speak proper Magyar, ya commie! Posted by: Miklos from Slavic Customer Service at January 09, 2025 09:42 PM (xesY+) égesd el ! Posted by: runner at January 09, 2025 09:48 PM (g47mK) 328
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Note the difference in spelling, "Colombo" vs "Columbo". The probe is named after "Bepi" Columbo: https://tinyurl.com/2b6bcydm Colombo was a physicist and engineer who was big on Mercury, it's 3:2 spin-orbit resonance, and also worked out the physics of the gravity assist methods used for Mariner 10's flyby's of Venus and Mercury. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 09, 2025 09:45 PM (w6EFb) Yes, but I couldn't help thinking Peter Falk anyway... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 09:49 PM (ynpvh) 329
Nora O'Donnell destroyed the LA Fire Chief on the CBS Evening News.
The sacrificial goat has been chosen. Bass and Newsome are off the hook. Posted by: Oddbob at January 09, 2025 09:49 PM (/y8xj) 330
“Eat Hootersville rutabagas!”
Posted by: Bulg I would translate that, but I honestly do not know the Hungarian for rutabaga. Hootersfalu is easy So shoot me Posted by: Miklos, don't tell Alec Baldwin I said that at January 09, 2025 09:49 PM (xesY+) 331
>>@CollinRugg
>>BREAKING: The Victory Trailhead in Los Angeles is now a crime scene with one person in custody as the Kenneth Fire spirals out of control, according to NewsNation. >>The suspect is believed to have started the fire that has swelled to nearly 1000 acres. >>"[LAPD] believes that someone did intentionally start it. This is now officially an arson investigation. He said this whole area behind me, the canyon behind me, they're calling now a crime scene." >>Horrible. Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2025 09:50 PM (LkLld) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 09, 2025 09:50 PM (L/fGl) 333
The smell ... the smell ...
Posted by: Col. Kurz, encountering penguins for the first time at January 09, 2025 09:50 PM (a3Q+t) 334
>> Yes, but I couldn't help thinking Peter Falk anyway...
That's what I was thinking, and why I worded "Columbo goes to Mercury". I wonder if the probe will keep asking Mercury, "Just one more thing I need to get straight". Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 09, 2025 09:50 PM (w6EFb) 335
322 Tater and Philip Bump are here to straighten us out.
Brian Stelter@brianstelter The right's falsehoods about the L.A. fires are meant to dismiss – or distract from – "the realities of climate change," @pbump writes. He says it's "2020 election denialism wearing a different outfit." Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Tater! youtu.be/4Qqendp1kLE Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 09, 2025 09:51 PM (Kdi1r) 336
When my brother was in Korea, he wanted to learn how to say "puppy" in Korean to impress his then girlfriend (and later wife, and even later mother of his children, and even later ex-wife), so he asked one of the Katusas who told him something. So, he go sees his girlfriend and says what he thinks is "puppy"; she gets an unhappy look and says, "You said son-of-a-bitch!"...
BTW: KATUSA: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Korean_Augmentation_to_the_United_States_Army Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 09:52 PM (ynpvh) 337
The suspect is believed to have started the fire that has swelled to nearly 1000 acres.
Just following orders, Señor. Posted by: Military-Aged Male with a Backpack at January 09, 2025 09:53 PM (KBusA) 338
Miklos! Privyet, shto novovo?
Posted by: Bulg Speak proper Magyar, ya commie! Posted by: Miklos from Slavic Customer Service at January 09, 2025 09:42 PM (xesY+) ===== There was a Polish dude started in my Russian language program just for the easy A. The Soviet matron teaching the course destroyed him mentally and he dropped out. Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 09, 2025 09:53 PM (RIvkX) 339
Shouldn't the cafe be called the zoo?
Posted by: mindful webworker - never mind me - I'm just checking to see if the snow has blocked the sat dish at January 09, 2025 09:53 PM (yvr8u) 340
égesd el !
Posted by: runner Thank you, but this is nonsense in Magyar. I will kindly assume that you meant egészségedre! Therefore to you, egészségedre! Posted by: Miklos also awards Smiley Face at January 09, 2025 09:53 PM (xesY+) 341
330 It’s OK, Miklos. We know that your native language is really Birhor.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 09:54 PM (77rzZ) 342
The suspect is believed to have started the fire that has swelled to nearly 1000 acres.
Just following orders, Señor. Posted by: Military-Aged Male with a Backpack at January 09, 2025 09:53 PM (KBusA) Inshallah. Posted by: Mohammed the fire bug at January 09, 2025 09:55 PM (dR6yv) 343
There was a Polish dude started in my Russian language program just for the easy A. The Soviet matron teaching the course destroyed him mentally and he dropped out.
Posted by: San Franpsycho I remember her. Driving a tractor in endless fields of wheat in Soviet Life. Posted by: Miklos notes that Soviet Life was printed in Hungary on Finnish paper at January 09, 2025 09:56 PM (xesY+) 344
Hannity just had "Dr. Drew" on, talking about how in the '70s, they used to construct firebreaks in the hills. Drew said they stopped because the firebreaks interfered with the migration patterns of some rodent species. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 09, 2025 09:56 PM (w6EFb) Posted by: Chief Wild Eagle at January 09, 2025 09:56 PM (63Dwl) 346
339 Shouldn't the cafe be called the zoo?
Posted by: mindful webworker - never mind me - I'm just checking to see if the snow has blocked the sat dish at January 09, 2025 09:53 PM (yvr8u) If showing a group of baboons, might be confused for a meeting Congress instead. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 09:56 PM (ynpvh) 347
Both can be true guys.
They will let you retrieve items under escort. Once. After that? Fuggedabout it. Watch Posted by: Common Tater at January 09, 2025 09:57 PM (qQhFt) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 09, 2025 09:57 PM (L/fGl) 349
348 Inshallah.
Posted by: Mohammed the fire bug The real danger is anti-Muslim backlash. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 09, 2025 09:57 PM (L/fGl) Just like in the UK. Can't have that now, can we... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 09:59 PM (ynpvh) 350
Wow, appeals court says Illegally appointed Jack Smith can release evidence against Trump, when he can't cross examine the evidence. Evidence accumulated during what was an illegal prosecution...
We have a serious Judicial problem in this country. Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2025 09:59 PM (QAkQ3) 351
350 Wow, appeals court says Illegally appointed Jack Smith can release evidence against Trump, when he can't cross examine the evidence. Evidence accumulated during what was an illegal prosecution...
We have a serious Judicial problem in this country. Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2025 09:59 PM (QAkQ3) Turtles all the way down, rot all the way up. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 10:00 PM (ynpvh) 352
Hannity just had "Dr. Drew" on, talking about how in the '70s, they used to construct firebreaks in the hills. Drew said they stopped because the firebreaks interfered with the migration patterns of some rodent species.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley Rodent species? The View hosts and audience? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 09, 2025 10:01 PM (L/fGl) 353
This Orange Bowl is definitely a throwback game. 10-10, mid 3rd Qt. You don't see too many defence dominated games anymore.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 09, 2025 10:01 PM (Kdi1r) 354
Wow, appeals court says Illegally appointed Jack Smith can release evidence against Trump, when he can't cross examine the evidence. Evidence accumulated during what was an illegal prosecution...
We have a serious Judicial problem in this country. Posted by: Romeo13 We have a commie problem in this country. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 09, 2025 10:01 PM (dR6yv) Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 09, 2025 10:01 PM (Kdi1r) 356
Looked at submarine hotel room, instantly thought of OceanGate.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2025 10:02 PM (XeU6L) 357
354 Wow, appeals court says Illegally appointed Jack Smith can release evidence against Trump, when he can't cross examine the evidence. Evidence accumulated during what was an illegal prosecution...
We have a serious Judicial problem in this country. Posted by: Romeo13 We have a commie problem in this country. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 09, 2025 10:01 PM (dR6yv) We have a too many credentialed and elected idiots think they know it all problem in this country. Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2025 10:04 PM (aBgBM) 358
NOOD ONT. It is hiding below the Cafe.
Posted by: Scarymary at January 09, 2025 10:04 PM (zddDv) 359
We have a lot of fucking problems.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 09, 2025 10:05 PM (dR6yv) 360
234 Trump won't even be in NYC tomorrow let alone in court. He's going to be at Mar A Lago golfing.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2025 08:48 PM (LkLld) Attending via cellphone Posted by: Long night... at January 09, 2025 08:50 PM (2NXcZ) I still think he should have scheduled a Rally at Court time... put the Judge on the Jumbotron and let the Crowd answer him. Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2025 10:06 PM (QAkQ3) 361
The false moods gotta stop,
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 10:11 PM (77rzZ) 362
Hey, Weird Dave, can you please post the ONT at the top of the page?
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 10:16 PM (77rzZ) 363
THE ONT IS HIDING BELOW THE CAFE
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 09, 2025 10:17 PM (WL2lA) 364
LA's $750k-a-year water boss struggles to explain why fire hydrants ran dry in bumbling video about inferno response
https://mol.im/a/14268627 Posted by: Ciampino - Looking for graft? at January 09, 2025 10:34 PM (i0xsb) 365
That cat seems fishy.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 09, 2025 10:34 PM (d2bW3) 366
LA's $750k-a-year water boss struggles to explain why fire hydrants ran dry in bumbling video about inferno response
The point of American government is to take as much money as possible from the taxpayers. Anything else they do is incidental Posted by: Reggie Love at January 09, 2025 10:35 PM (t0Rmr) 367
I was informed that if I voted for a fascist government, the ONTs would run on time.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 09, 2025 10:37 PM (dDmld) 368
364 LA's $750k-a-year water boss struggles to explain why fire hydrants ran dry in bumbling video about inferno response
--------- Appalling. But, to be fair, she is Hispanic, and a suspected lesbian. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 09, 2025 10:40 PM (dDmld) 369
A truth and retribution trail on the right will have include the Hannity standard. We're you complicit or stupid?
Posted by: Earl Parks at January 09, 2025 10:40 PM (UvohS) 370
358 NOOD ONT. It is hiding below the Cafe.
Posted by: Scarymary at January 09, 2025 10:04 PM (zddDv) 363 THE ONT IS HIDING BELOW THE CAFE Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 09, 2025 10:17 PM (WL2lA) Posted by: Scarymary at January 09, 2025 10:41 PM (zddDv) 371
The ONT has been posted. It is below the Cafe on the thread, so scroll down a bit to find it.
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