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Study: Liberals/Democrats More Likely to Avoid Their Family Members During Holidays

So many studies telling us things that are perfectly obvy!

Survey: Democrats more likely to cut off family time during the holidays

Quick Hit:

A recent survey revealed that Democrat voters are nearly five times as likely as Republicans to reduce time with family over political differences, highlighting tensions during the holiday season.

Key Details:

23% of Democrat voters compared to 5% of Republican voters reported spending less holiday time with certain family members due to political views.

Conducted online with 5,772 adults nationwide between November 8 and December 2, 2024; margin of error ±1.72%.

Other surveys show Americans generally prefer to avoid political discussions during gatherings, regardless of party affiliation.

Diving Deeper:

As families prepare for holiday gatherings, a new survey by the Public Religion Research Institute (PRRI) highlights a sharp divide between Democrat and Republican voters in their willingness to share the season with family members who hold opposing political views. According to PRRI's findings, 23% of Democrats said they would spend less time with family over such differences, compared to just 5% of Republicans.

PRRI President Robert P. Jones noted the growing impact of identity and worldview on personal relationships, telling Axios, "It may be tense around the Hanukkah and Christmas table. ... It's not just that we're disagreeing about abortion or taxes, but we're disagreeing about a fundamental worldview."

Jones also mentioned that some families are preemptively agreeing to avoid political discussions during their gatherings to maintain peace.

The survey, conducted online with 5,772 adults from all 50 states, found that political alignment heavily influences holiday dynamics. Previous polling reinforces this trend, with a CBS News/YouGov survey showing that while more Trump voters (38%) than Harris voters (28%) are open to discussing politics at Thanksgiving, the majority of Americans prefer to skip the subject entirely.

TBH I'm not super-psyched at "being open to discussing politics at Thanksgiving," when you know others present disagree with you. It probably should be skipped as a topic in the interest of familial unity.

I have a feeling that leftists would usually say that they are more "open" to sharing their insane evil politics with their family members on the holidays, except for this one year, because they're feeling humiliated and broken.

Next year, 60% of leftwingers will find their zeal again and inflict their politics on other family members.

Below, a video from the sidebar of leftwing cope. First up, a "trans" woman (a girl pretending to be a boy) who is trans and proud to have had two abortions and is even prouder that she blocked her father on social media.

But we needed a study to show that these cultists practiced disconnecting from your family, right?

Here's another cope round-up. First up, a POC of genius-level IQ who demands to know why we haven't told Elon Musk to "go back to Africa."

They're really obsessing over Elon Musk. That's another benefit of having Musk on Trump's side -- he draws fire that otherwise would go to Trump.

And I mean that literally. These lunatics will try to kill Trump and Musk and Vance as well.

The third clip he reviews is from a trans lunatic, who announces the way to protest your parents "misgendering" (correctly gendering) you is.... well, insane and anti-social and deranged and evil. As you would expect.

Posted by: Ace at 05:25 PM




Comments

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1 Don’t jump!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 24, 2024 05:26 PM (eWt0+)

2 It is the Lord who is unchanging.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 24, 2024 05:27 PM (eWt0+)

3 Tis the season!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 24, 2024 05:28 PM (eWt0+)

4 The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 24, 2024 05:28 PM (eWt0+)

5 Victory lap

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 24, 2024 05:29 PM (eWt0+)

6 The odd chance that a lefty will be exposed as the sick communist pedo skidmark on the shorts of the world tends to keep them out of family situations.

Also the fear that Cranky Uncle will finally snap and beat give them the beating they deserve.

Posted by: Sifty boones at December 24, 2024 05:29 PM (2bh1b)

7 End zone dance

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 24, 2024 05:29 PM (eWt0+)

8 Out buying quick picks

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 24, 2024 05:29 PM (eWt0+)

9 Inflict an awkward silence today!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 24, 2024 05:30 PM (eWt0+)

10 Repeat after me: Hail Mary…

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 24, 2024 05:31 PM (eWt0+)

11 Hey new threads!!

Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2024 05:31 PM (PCK5/)

12 It’s been fun!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 24, 2024 05:32 PM (eWt0+)

13 Avoid? Why do they not want to proselytize their secular religion? Seems like they'd want to spread the word on climate change.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 24, 2024 05:32 PM (Dm8we)

14 I usually have Christmas dinner at Denny's.

Posted by: ADMIRAL (soon to be just another loon) LEVINE at December 24, 2024 05:34 PM (oOc/o)

15 I have some gatherings with prog relations attending... I just don't engage with their bullshit... frustrates the hell out of them.

Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2024 05:35 PM (PCK5/)

16 I liked it when my liberal cousins brought dates to Christmas parties when I was in my 20's.

I had a 90%+ closure rate with their women, 9 years running.

Posted by: Sifty boones at December 24, 2024 05:37 PM (2bh1b)

17 MORAL: Don't be the jive turkey at your family Christmas dinner.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2024 05:38 PM (TcVeV)

18 Saw some comments today of a rather large contingency that believes that Kamala Harris will refuse to certify the election.

I think that's about as likely as someone successfully suing General Mills because at no point in the manufacturing of Lucky Charms to they use magic. So, stating that they are "magical delicious" is false advertising.

Posted by: Orson at December 24, 2024 05:40 PM (dIske)

19
There’s the whole being a gimp chained up to consider as well.

Posted by: Auspex at December 24, 2024 05:40 PM (jjbtL)

20 No blah blah blah

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 24, 2024 05:41 PM (3hfUj)

21 I don't have any progressive family members.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 24, 2024 05:41 PM (kTd/k)

22 No reason to talk about politics at a family get together. Especially if you know some of them don't agree with you.
Why stir things up?
I just try to get through it without getting into an argument.
I doubt if I would change their mind by arguing with them.
And I know they won't change mine.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at December 24, 2024 05:42 PM (/2io2)

23 The meat thermometer died. I have to go to Target. Yikes.

Posted by: Piper at December 24, 2024 05:42 PM (pZEOD)

24
I certainly hope this thread is better run than the last one!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2024 05:43 PM (dxSpM)

25 Leftists like vegans think everyone should and wants to hear their opinions.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 24, 2024 05:43 PM (17s+e)

26 Liberals/Democrats More Likely to Avoid Their Family Members During Holidays

That's a Christmas present right there !

Posted by: jsg at December 24, 2024 05:43 PM (Fg0Nr)

27 Gonna be Home Alone again this Christmas, so I guess I don't need to be too concerned. What remains of my family is of a predominantly leftist bent. My BiL was the last of the sane but we lost him recently. RIP, bro.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 24, 2024 05:44 PM (mH6SG)

28 Democrats giving up on their families during the holidays? I can't thing of anything else so sad.

How marvelous.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 24, 2024 05:44 PM (wBaIH)

29 I find it much easier to avoid my relatives during the holidays since most of them died.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 24, 2024 05:44 PM (wZ2Bf)

30
Leftists aren't surprised that others may hold different views. They're surprised different views even exist.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2024 05:45 PM (dxSpM)

31 My lefty daughter seems to be waking up. I mentioned the Bible is not sexist and she agreed. (she's been getting into reading the Bible) We went on to discuss how roles are clearly defined and what a treasure a good wife is, etc.

I was shocked, to say the least.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 24, 2024 05:45 PM (tT6L1)

32 24
I certainly hope this thread is better run than the last one!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2024 05:43 PM (dxSpM)

We have standards and a reputation to uphold, after all!

Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2024 05:45 PM (PCK5/)

33 They probably avoid their families because family has been deemed to be not important in socialism. The state is all you need. You don't need, family or religion to be a good socialist, all you need is the state.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 24, 2024 05:46 PM (Rcnd3)

34 I bet the tranny abortion thing will speak to its dad when it needs her dad.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 24, 2024 05:46 PM (17s+e)

35
lulz:

even the Germans & Brits took a moment during WWI to wish each other Merry Christmas!

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2024 05:46 PM (azvCj)

36 For the Right, politics is the means of governance. It's one thing among many that are of interest.

For the Left, politics is their religion, the thing that defines them in totality.

Discussing politics is only enjoyable when you're talking to people who somewhat agree with you. Because otherwise you're an apostate offending their belief system. That typically makes most religious fanatics pretty angry.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 24, 2024 05:47 PM (CHHv1)

37 I'm not complaining, just wondering if my 29+ year old memory cells (MBytes) are just old and not refreshing, but didn't Ace cover this recently? Or did I read it somewhere else?

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la storia sembra recente at December 24, 2024 05:47 PM (i0xsb)

38
Or was that WWII?

Or is it just "legend?"

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2024 05:47 PM (azvCj)

39 That Bubly guy sounds a bit like Barry Manilow.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 24, 2024 05:47 PM (wZ2Bf)

40
Because otherwise you're an apostate offending their belief system. That typically makes most religious fanatics pretty angry.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 24, 2024 05:47 PM (CHHv1)

_________

*balls fists*

Only a rat bastard would say something like that.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2024 05:48 PM (dxSpM)

41 Cult-like behavior.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 24, 2024 05:49 PM (w6EFb)

42 Why is that Fibonacci guy trying to credit for Pascal's stuff in that last thread?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 24, 2024 05:49 PM (ugvYV)

43 @37 it usually comes up around both Thanksgiving and Christmas, but I've seen it more around Thanksgiving time (since elections just happened recently).

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 24, 2024 05:50 PM (CHHv1)

44
1917: Germans & British soldiers pause WWI to wish each other Merry Christmas

2024: malaka harris & Democrats say to other Americans: "How dare you say 'Merry Christmas?! How day you 'Merry Christmas!'"

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2024 05:50 PM (azvCj)

45 Or was that WWII?

Or is it just "legend?"
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2024 05:47 PM (azvCj)

WW1 truce:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_truce

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 24, 2024 05:50 PM (iODuv)

46 We never discuss politics at home. My family is a mix but this year they were all Trump voters, except for my 2 sisters in law. They weren't Kammie lovers but better than Trump. Our son still hasn't spoken to any of us since 2016. He is a brain dead dem.

Posted by: Megthered at December 24, 2024 05:50 PM (HZt/w)

47 OT, but I watched that Norm MacDonald video linked in the sidebar. It's hard to remember last time I laughed so heartily.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 24, 2024 05:51 PM (CHHv1)

48 Aren't there stories from WW1 about impromptu truces along some areas and soldiers entering no mans land to wish their opponents Merry Christmas or some such?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 24, 2024 05:51 PM (tT6L1)

49 The idiot libtards need to be educated; the godless commies need to fuck off and have a prayer sent their way.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 24, 2024 05:52 PM (ufFY8)

50
Yeah, I'll just say it: Nazis were better, more decent people than today's leftist Democrats.

Same for the KKK a hundred years ago -- they were better people than the sandy cortezes, cuck schumers, bidens, obamas, clintons, cnn, msnbc, pelosi, all the rest.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2024 05:52 PM (azvCj)

51 Our son still hasn't spoken to any of us since 2016. He is a brain dead dem.

So sorry. That really sucks.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 24, 2024 05:52 PM (mH6SG)

52 Robert P. Jones is a big-time warrior in the fight against *cue scary music *WHITE CHRISTIAN NATIONALISM!

https://is.gd/d2gc70

Just another "Progressive" Christian whose idea of Christianity just happens to exactly match his Leftist ideology.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 24, 2024 05:52 PM (PiwSw)

53 When somebody says ‘Happy Holidaze’ to me I always reply ‘And Merry Christmas to you!’

Posted by: Eromero at December 24, 2024 05:52 PM (LHPAg)

54
Aren't there stories from WW1 about impromptu truces along some areas and soldiers entering no mans land to wish their opponents Merry Christmas or some such?
Posted by: blake



You People....

Posted by: Soothsayer on his last nerve at December 24, 2024 05:52 PM (azvCj)

55 The only lefty relation lives in another hemisphere, and my lib neighbors have been strangely quiet since the election, so it's a peaceable kingdom here.

Also they sense a national mood shift and know their leftist callithumping will no longer be tolerated.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at December 24, 2024 05:53 PM (kpS4V)

56 I find it much easier to avoid my relatives during the holidays since most of them died.
Posted by: Boss Moss
+++
Same for me. We spend most Christmas's with my wife's family.
If I argue with them, I'll have no peace with her.
So, I've learned to keep my mouth shut.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at December 24, 2024 05:53 PM (/2io2)

57 I stay quiet as until the inevitable snide comment from my brother happens. Never fails. Then it's on. Biden has been an easy one to shut him up about so I've had that going for me these last 4 years.
Now I'm back to defending Trump. A little harder.

Posted by: Reforger at December 24, 2024 05:53 PM (xcIvR)

58
If NO ONE reads the posts NOR the comments, this blog thing ain't gonna work.

Posted by: Soothsayer on his last nerve at December 24, 2024 05:53 PM (azvCj)

59 I'm not big on family in general. (If you knew my family, you'd understand.) So, for me, the idea of being avoided by politically looney family on holidays sounds like a "your terms are acceptable" kinda thing. The little family I associate with just avoids things like politics at meals, like normal people with normal interests do. Behold our amazing social skills.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 24, 2024 05:54 PM (cl15i)

60 I'm still laughing over the kid correcting Jill Biden when she said "Happy Holidays". The child responded with "Merry Christmas", so Jill had to respond in kind.

I don't have a link to it anymore.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 24, 2024 05:54 PM (VNX3d)

61 Our son still hasn't spoken to any of us since 2016. He is a brain dead dem.
Posted by: Megthered at December 24, 2024 05:50 PM (HZt/w)
-------------

That's terrible. My lefty daughter still speaks to me on a regular basis even though she's pretty far left. Though, that may change with her digging into the Bible.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 24, 2024 05:54 PM (tT6L1)

62
Even at other times, there were sectors along the Western Front where a live-and-let-live attitude existed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2024 05:54 PM (dxSpM)

63 I'm sure most non liberals shrug their shoulders and say "their loss"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 24, 2024 05:54 PM (DopAq)

64 23 The meat thermometer died. I have to go to Target. Yikes.

Posted by: Piper at December 24, 2024 05:42 PM (pZEOD)
----
Try one made of stainless steel.
Feed the meat one to possums.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il termometro e rotto at December 24, 2024 05:55 PM (i0xsb)

65 So the toxic members will un-invite *themselves* for family gatherings? I'll easily trade the flounce-quit over actually interacting those idjits.

Y'know, you kool-aid haired piercing display case, this isn't the airport. You don't need to announce departures. Just leave.

Posted by: bittergeek at December 24, 2024 05:55 PM (3SsGZ)

66 And your teen daughter's fake caninophobia. That's a great reason to avoid your disabled brother-in-law with his extremely well-trained service dog.

(This is gotten so bad that my own mother-in-law, the mildest person you'll ever meet, is threatening to give my family a talking-to.)

Posted by: pookysgirl is a bit bitter at December 24, 2024 05:55 PM (dtlDP)

67 It's a cult and they will shun you if you talk to someone outside the cult.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 24, 2024 05:55 PM (NQtI0)

68 Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 24, 2024 05:44 PM (mH6SG)

Right there with ya BFD …

#athomewiththehorde

Posted by: browndog perseveres at December 24, 2024 05:56 PM (TTAGa)

69 what a treasure a good wife is, etc.

The Paolo agrees.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 24, 2024 05:56 PM (dg8Uu)

70 To be honest... I'd avoid my liberal family members too.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 24, 2024 05:56 PM (Q4IgG)

71
Meat Thermometer??

That's Matt Gaezt's nickname!

Posted by: Democrats' Matt Gaetz Fake Dossier at December 24, 2024 05:56 PM (azvCj)

72 Sick of these abortion cultists. It's mostly about wanting to kill.

Posted by: long night ending, dawn in January at December 24, 2024 05:56 PM (2NXcZ)

73 Even at other times, there were sectors along the Western Front where a live-and-let-live attitude existed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
_________

The British, in particular, would try to break that up by ordering trench raids.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 24, 2024 05:56 PM (Dm8we)

74 'That's another benefit of having Musk on Trump's side -- he draws fire that otherwise would go to Trump.'

Ah yes keen observation Ace. I like it.
Wow to think in 2017 Trump went to the White House cold turkey. That virtually turned into a suicide mission. Just WOW
I'm starting to believe his own assessment of himself as high IQ is not just a braggarts rant

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 24, 2024 05:56 PM (wDJaI)

75 Aren't there stories from WW1 about impromptu truces along some areas and soldiers entering no mans land to wish their opponents Merry Christmas or some such?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 24, 2024 05:51 PM (tT6L1)

See my comment at 45.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 24, 2024 05:57 PM (iODuv)

76 Two topics to be avoided in polite company.

Posted by: davidt at December 24, 2024 05:57 PM (i0F8b)

77 I found it an interesting experience to show up at a TXMOME and find myself more at home there than I am with my own family.

I don't see or interact with my immediate family.

Nothing political, we just drifted apart over the past few decades.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 24, 2024 05:57 PM (BpYfr)

78 The meat thermometer

Is that what the kids are calling it now?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 24, 2024 05:58 PM (dg8Uu)

79 My brother and his wife are here, but so far politics hasn’t come up. I have to contact my daughter, because her brother wants to see her, but she wants nothing to do with me or the rest of my family.

Happy holidays indeed.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2024 05:58 PM (EOu+L)

80 48 Aren't there stories from WW1 about impromptu truces along some areas and soldiers entering no mans land to wish their opponents Merry Christmas or some such?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 24, 2024 05:51 PM (tT6L1)

The English and German troops had a truce, and played soccer

Posted by: browndog perseveres at December 24, 2024 05:58 PM (TTAGa)

81 It's like a giant size Heaven"s Gate.

The appeal of Jim Jones.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 24, 2024 05:58 PM (4ys8a)

82
Two topics to be avoided in polite company.
Posted by: davidt at December 24, 2024 05:57 PM (i0F8b)

_________

1) Hemorrhoids
2) The Yankees

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2024 05:58 PM (dxSpM)

83 They played Christmas Music together in no mans land.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 24, 2024 05:59 PM (wZ2Bf)

84 70 To be honest... I'd avoid my liberal family members too.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 24, 2024 05:56 PM (Q4IgG

Hmm you know come to think of it so does everyone else. Woksters and Liberals spinning the story kind of a reverse projection ...
Who the hell wants to look at the goofy bastids sitting across the table...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 24, 2024 06:00 PM (wDJaI)

85 Aren't there stories from WW1 about impromptu truces along some areas and soldiers entering no mans land to wish their opponents Merry Christmas or some such?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 24, 2024 05:51 PM (tT6L1)

The English and German troops had a truce, and played soccer
Posted by: browndog perseveres at December 24, 2024 05:58 PM

My comment at 45 with a link.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 24, 2024 06:00 PM (iODuv)

86
Did the WWI soldiers also share FIGGY PUDDING?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2024 06:00 PM (azvCj)

87 I don't even worry about our son. His wife is worse than he is, think Dr Jill on steroids. He has missed so much family happiness and tragedies, we know he will regret it later. We just keep loving each other, no matter what happens to the outside world.

Posted by: Megthered at December 24, 2024 06:01 PM (HZt/w)

88 We're more worried about the transfer portal than politics at our house.

Posted by: BoomerSooner at December 24, 2024 06:01 PM (N2oAm)

89 77 - Perfesser, I have similar issues with some family members, but my mother refuses to let the whole thing collapse. My daughter’s unwillingness to have anything to do with her grandmother is particularly galling and unforgivable.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2024 06:01 PM (EOu+L)

90 Or was that WWII?

Or is it just "legend?"
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2024 05:47 PM (azvCj)


Can you sing Silent Night in German?

The Germans dispensed with that "sliver of humanity" shit after WWI. In WWII, it was bomb, invade, rape, and murder, without any Hallmark Channel frills.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2024 06:01 PM (TcVeV)

91 In my family, we all know better than screwing up a nice gathering with political arguments. We'll talk about anything but.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 24, 2024 06:02 PM (OX9vb)

92
So the Krauts in WWI weren't nazis?

But weren't they kinda sorta quasi nazis, or prototype nazis?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2024 06:02 PM (azvCj)

93 Two topics to be avoided in polite company.
Posted by: davidt at December 24, 2024 05:57 PM (i0F8b)

1) immigration
2) P-Diddy

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 24, 2024 06:02 PM (wDJaI)

94 They played Christmas Music together in no mans land.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 24, 2024 05:59 PM (wZ2Bf)


PRO TIP: Never be the guy in the front trench with the accordion.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2024 06:03 PM (TcVeV)

95 I've eaten all of the Christmas candy I was able to find in the house. WW must've come up with some new hiding places.

Posted by: Weasel at December 24, 2024 06:03 PM (1BE4H)

96 The first half of this video is for all the mothers out there...

https://youtube.com/shorts/LTMYXpOchJI

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 24, 2024 06:03 PM (VNX3d)

97 >>I've eaten all of the Christmas candy I was able to find in the house.


There is a box of See's Candy here, for the neighbor.

Only. I think the neighbor is out of town.

I think.

Posted by: garrett at December 24, 2024 06:04 PM (j6KoD)

98 So the Krauts in WWI weren't nazis?

But weren't they kinda sorta quasi nazis, or prototype nazis?
Posted by: Soothsayer
________

No worse than anyone else. Social Darwinism was all the rage. And the French were probably worse antisemites at the time.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 24, 2024 06:05 PM (Dm8we)

99 I've eaten all of the Christmas candy I was able to find in the house. WW must've come up with some new hiding places.

It waz the dogs.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 24, 2024 06:05 PM (mH6SG)

100 I've eaten all of the Christmas candy I was able to find in the house. WW must've come up with some new hiding places.
Posted by: Weasel at December 24, 2024 06:03 PM (1BE4H)
------------

It's probably called, "a car" and it's most likely the one belonging to WW.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 24, 2024 06:05 PM (tT6L1)

101 I hope Vivek isn't feeling left out.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 24, 2024 06:06 PM (1bNHn)

102 No worse than anyone else. Social Darwinism was all the rage. And the French were probably worse antisemites at the time.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 24, 2024 06:05 PM (Dm8we)


Hold our Guiness.

Posted by: The Irish at December 24, 2024 06:06 PM (TcVeV)

103
It's probably called, "a car" and it's most likely the one belonging to WW.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 24, 2024 06:05 PM (tT6L1)
-----
I was thinking the same thing!

Posted by: Weasel at December 24, 2024 06:06 PM (1BE4H)

104 I'm trying hard not to feel sorry for myself these next few days.

I should be thankful. Both my boys love me, I get to see my oldest regularly because he lives in town. I have a roof over my head and a short walk to the beach.

My boys and my DiL all voted Trump.

No elderly parents to care for or worry about.

I will pray for all y'all. Please remember JT in your prayers. I hope he can be back with us soon. A stroke is a hard thing to recover from.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 24, 2024 06:07 PM (n9Tky)

105 101 I hope Vivek isn't feeling left out.
Posted by: Eeyore at December 24, 2024 06:06 PM (1bNHn)

I know Trump called Musk the head of DOGE..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 24, 2024 06:07 PM (wDJaI)

106 82
Two topics to be avoided in polite company.
Posted by: davidt at December 24, 2024 05:57 PM (i0F8b)

_________

1) Hemorrhoids
2) The Yankees
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2024 05:58 PM (dxSpM
Y’all done said a mouthful there, H7.

Posted by: Eromero at December 24, 2024 06:07 PM (LHPAg)

107 I was thinking the same thing!
Posted by: Weasel at December 24, 2024 06:06 PM (1BE4H)
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Great, I'm going to be responsible for "the candy incident" and be looking over my shoulder for the rest of my life.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 24, 2024 06:08 PM (tT6L1)

108 I should email my deep state family to call me. We can debate why they lost.

But no calls or updates.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 24, 2024 06:08 PM (u82oZ)

109 Merry Christmas, nurse.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 24, 2024 06:08 PM (mH6SG)

110 75% of atheists are Democrat.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 24, 2024 06:08 PM (a3Q+t)

111 Afternoon shading into evening, Christmas Folken! I don't have any relatives nearby, so the issue of politics doesn't come up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 24, 2024 06:08 PM (omVj0)

112 It waz the dogs.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 24, 2024 06:05 PM (mH6SG)
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I tried to stop them!

Posted by: Weasel at December 24, 2024 06:09 PM (1BE4H)

113 Had frozen manicotti for dinner, now a glass of cognac

Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2024 06:09 PM (fwDg9)

114 75% of atheists are Democrat.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 24, 2024 06:08 PM (a3Q+t)


Where do the Zoroastrians fall on the political spectrum?

Posted by: The Irish at December 24, 2024 06:09 PM (TcVeV)

115 2) The Yankees
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2024 05:58 PM


MLB or Northerners?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 24, 2024 06:09 PM (a3Q+t)

116
You could've at least defrosted the manicotti, Skip.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2024 06:10 PM (azvCj)

117 106 82
Two topics to be avoided in polite company.
Posted by: davidt at December 24, 2024 05:57 PM (i0F8b)

_________

1) Hemorrhoids
2) The Yankees


Actually, depending on the age and health status of the participants, a lively discussion of effective hemorrhoid treatments can be both educational and festive.

Posted by: Tales from the Nursing Home at December 24, 2024 06:10 PM (PiwSw)

118 Had frozen manicotti for dinner, now a glass of cognac
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2024 06:09 PM (fwDg9)


*adds microwave oven to Skip's 2025 Christmas list*

Posted by: Santa Claus at December 24, 2024 06:10 PM (TcVeV)

119 You could've at least defrosted the manicotti, Skip.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2024 06:10 PM (azvCj)
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Swizzle sticks for the Cognac.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 24, 2024 06:11 PM (tT6L1)

120 I tried to stop them!
Posted by: Weasel at December 24, 2024 06:09 PM


I'm sure you did your...uh...best. Merry Christmas, bro.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 24, 2024 06:11 PM (mH6SG)

121 Posted by: Notorious BFD

Merry Christmas to you too.
Hey, Eris! Let the kitty climb the tree!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 24, 2024 06:11 PM (n9Tky)

122 How do you cook frozen manicotti? Wouldn't it melt?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 24, 2024 06:11 PM (wZ2Bf)

123
You bake it.

Right?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2024 06:12 PM (azvCj)

124 Actually, depending on the age and health status of the participants, a lively discussion of effective hemorrhoid treatments can be both educational and festive.
Posted by: Tales from the Nursing Home at December 24, 2024 06:10 PM


You don't have to be in a nursing home to be interested in that subject, you know.

Posted by: Pete B. at December 24, 2024 06:12 PM (a3Q+t)

125 In my family, we all know better than screwing up a nice gathering with political arguments. We'll talk about anything but.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 24, 2024 06:02 PM (OX9vb)

My sister is making salmon. I'd rather have political arguments.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2024 06:13 PM (UzzuJ)

126 According to NORAD, Santa is about to arrive in Ghana. WTF?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 24, 2024 06:15 PM (mH6SG)

127 "Democrat voters are nearly five times as likely as Republicans..."

That's an insane discrepancy. That's not slight variability or just significant difference between two ideologically unique populations. That's a really, really huge significant difference.

Maybe behaviorists - real ones, not academia/media tokens - should research this social phenomenon. Clearly a bit of (psycho)pathology has entered American culture.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 24, 2024 06:15 PM (aXxgO)

128 117
Actually, depending on the age and health status of the participants, a lively discussion of effective hemorrhoid treatments can be both educational and festive.

Posted by: Tales from the Nursing Home at December 24, 2024 06:10 PM (PiwSw)
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Does it involve visual comparisons?

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il termometro era rotto at December 24, 2024 06:15 PM (i0xsb)

129 According to NORAD, Santa is about to arrive in Ghana. WTF?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 24, 2024 06:15 PM (mH6SG)



Damn. Still out of range.

Posted by: The Crew of the USS Gettysburg at December 24, 2024 06:16 PM (TcVeV)

130 My sister lives in Delaware by choice. Bitches about everything.

Divorced. Husband fucked around on her for years.

I know what the issue is. She doesn't. Won't. Ever.

You simply cannot change someone's mind who's been conditioned for decades that X=Y.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 24, 2024 06:16 PM (Q4IgG)

131 2) The Yankees
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2024 05:58 PM

MLB or Northerners?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 24, 2024 06:09 PM (a3Q+t)

I heard some Yankee fans talking recently how Juan Soto isn't all that.

Eh... yeah, he is. I may not watch the games, but I know what the data shows. He'd be the best player on any team that doesn't have Aaron Judge on it.

And now he is.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2024 06:16 PM (wivH/)

132 According to NORAD, Santa is about to arrive in Ghana. WTF?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 24, 2024 06:15 PM (mH6SG)

What are the odds that it's actually one of the drones that were pestering the east coast or military bases recently?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 24, 2024 06:16 PM (VNX3d)

133 Hey, Eris! Let the kitty climb the tree!!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 24, 2024 06:11 PM (n9Tky)
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No tree this year. She started climbing the tree within minutes of bringing her home.

Literally, minutes.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at December 24, 2024 06:17 PM (kpS4V)

134 Have been meaning to ask, why are news outlets and specifically DM going on and on about someone chick named Blake Lively? She's been getting more lines of print then the Christmas Market murders and Amelia Carter.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 24, 2024 06:17 PM (2NHgQ)

135 {{{ nurse ratched }}}

I think of how you are doing, and marvel at what you survived. You are a delightful bundle of skills, knowledge, experience, talent and beauty that would thrill an above average guy, or a moral millionaire, to his marrow. Alas you live and work near the Seattle population.

Please take heart. It sounds like you are a climber going up a ridge line, only to see the apparent summit was false. The real peak is still ahead.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 24, 2024 06:18 PM (u82oZ)

136 @neverenoughcaffeine, Blake Lively is the wife of Ryan Reynolds. They're weird for a Hollywood couple, in that they have several of their own kids.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 24, 2024 06:18 PM (tT6L1)

137 What are the odds that it's actually one of the drones that were pestering the east coast or military bases recently?

All your reindeer and presents are belong to us!

Posted by: The Drones at December 24, 2024 06:19 PM (mH6SG)

138 The Crew of the USS Gettysburg

They fired at two USN aircraft trying to land on the USS Harry Truman. Which side are they on?

Two SM-6 missiles are expensive.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 24, 2024 06:20 PM (u82oZ)

139 Maybe behaviorists - real ones, not academia/media tokens - should research this social phenomenon. Clearly a bit of (psycho)pathology has entered American culture.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 24, 2024 06:15 PM (aXxgO)

I suspect the data being quoted in this kind of article is bullshit, but I don't doubt there's something going on here.

The correlation between voting patterns and any number of other factors are huge. It used to be obvious, when you talked about religious groups or racial groups, but those things are more murky these days.

If I had to guess... and it's just a guess, I'd say mental illness is associated highly with people who are strictly on the D side of the voting ledger. Other than that, I wouldn't want to guess what data is able to be gleaned.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2024 06:21 PM (UQqiU)

140 Also the fear that Cranky Uncle will finally snap and beat give them the beating they deserve.

Posted by: Sifty boones at December 24, 2024 05:29 PM (2bh1b)

Al Pacino nearly choking Bradley Whitford to death in the Thanksgiving dinner scene was one of my favorite parts of Scent of a Woman

Posted by: kbdabear at December 24, 2024 06:21 PM (zBOzm)

141 Actually, depending on the age and health status of the participants, a lively discussion of effective hemorrhoid treatments can be both educational and festive.

Posted by: Tales from the Nursing Home

Yesterday, two of ladies around the table had a rousing discussion of the benefits of Estradiol for their, um, 'intimacy' issues.

"GIRLS!! I'M SITTING RIGHT HERE!!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2024 06:22 PM (WXNFJ)

142 Damn, Santa is hauling some ass.

Posted by: The Drones at December 24, 2024 06:22 PM (mH6SG)

143 've eaten all of the Christmas candy I was able to find in the house. WW must've come up with some new hiding places.
Posted by: Weasel at December 24, 2024 06:03 PM


Oh, no, I'm next!!!!

Posted by: The Fruitcake at December 24, 2024 06:24 PM (a3Q+t)

144 Are Democrats really avoiding family? They see the government as their mothers and fathers

Posted by: kbdabear at December 24, 2024 06:24 PM (zBOzm)

145 Have been meaning to ask, why are news outlets and specifically DM going on and on about someone chick named Blake Lively? She's been getting more lines of print then the Christmas Market murders and Amelia Carter.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 24, 2024 06:17 PM (2NHgQ)

Not sure I've seen her in anything, but she's generically good looking.

Unless she's killed somebody, I'm not sure why she'd be in the nooz.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2024 06:25 PM (3+1KK)

146 kbdabear

good point.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 24, 2024 06:25 PM (u82oZ)

147 Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 24, 2024 06:11 PM (mH6SG)
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Merry Christmas, Amigo!

Posted by: Weasel at December 24, 2024 06:26 PM (1BE4H)

148 Gettin' dark here. Stirling the big black cat was on my lap, another of those sessions where he looks like he's saying, "Tell me the story again of how you adopted me?" Dagny is off somewhere doing Dagny things. Linda just arrived, and we'll cobble together some dinner. We bought a ham at the grocery yesterday along with some stuffing mix; that's for tomorrow. Church tomorrow morning too, as she did not want to go tonight.

Linda is about to disturb the cats again by putting that Santa suit on them. Actually Stirling looks great in red and white against his black fur, and he doesn't seem to mind the thing being on him. We'll try to send a pic or two to the Pet Thread, if we can get some good shots of him standing or sitting still.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 24, 2024 06:26 PM (omVj0)

149 "Jones also mentioned that some families are preemptively agreeing to avoid political discussions during their gatherings to maintain peace."

I'm beginning to wonder about this. Yes, avoidance is nice to keep things peaceful, but many families (beyond the most intimate relations) do not gather but for the holiday season. That's when you feel out "your family's perspective about life and everything". If not during these occasional get-togethers, when does one discuss tangibly important thoughts and philosophies? If you never get into these discussions, then what do you really know about what should be the closest people in your lives? They might as well be strangers.

And I guess that might be the point now. Everyone outside your own household really are strangers. Yeah, superficially you're closely related WRT the local sports team and the weather because you can openly discuss the harmless, but what relationship do you really have?

So avoiding politics and the "controversial":
Short-term - a safe plan
Long-term - a divisive plan

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 24, 2024 06:26 PM (aXxgO)

150 Tonypete

You could have stood up, scratched your nuts, and left. Right?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 24, 2024 06:26 PM (u82oZ)

151 > The Crew of the USS Gettysburg

They fired at two USN aircraft trying to land on the USS Harry Truman. Which side are they on?
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Landing while refueling. 2X bad.

But... apparently the carrier or supporting ships were under missile attack at that time and in the confusion...

"Mistakes were made."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 24, 2024 06:26 PM (Q4IgG)

152 Actually, Santa delivering packages to every child on the planet is physically impossible.

Actually.

Posted by: eleven at December 24, 2024 06:27 PM (iziT8)

153 Oh, no, I'm next!!!!
Posted by: The Fruitcake at December 24, 2024 06:24 PM (a3Q+t)
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You better believe it! Love fruitcake.

Posted by: Weasel at December 24, 2024 06:27 PM (1BE4H)

154 The about mentioned survey fits neatly within my fam. I'm the oldest of eight. We are all still here. But, two of my sisters are raging libs. They have gone out of their way to be sh*tty to my parents when they were still alive and now the two never attend any gathering announced by us other sibs (to which they are always still invited).

They are unhappy in the extreme.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2024 06:27 PM (WXNFJ)

155 152 Actually, Santa delivering packages to every child on the planet is physically impossible.

Actually.
Posted by: eleven at December

You don’t hear the bell, do you?

Posted by: Piper at December 24, 2024 06:27 PM (p4NUW)

156 142 Damn, Santa is hauling some ass.
Posted by: The Drones at December 24, 2024 06:22 PM (mH6SG)

Dude does get around, I will give him that. But then how long does it take to deliver just one lump of coal per liberal household? And he skips the Jews and muzzles, so that saves a bit of time too.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 24, 2024 06:28 PM (xZ/E3)

157 Have been meaning to ask, why are news outlets and specifically DM going on and on about someone chick named Blake Lively? She's been getting more lines of print then the Christmas Market murders and Amelia Carter.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 24, 2024 06:17 PM (2NHgQ)
*
Not sure I've seen her in anything, but she's generically good looking.

Unless she's killed somebody, I'm not sure why she'd be in the nooz.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2024


***
Wasn't she in that WB series Gossip Girl years ago? And I thought she's done something notable lately, gotten involved with somebody with notoriety and/or money.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 24, 2024 06:28 PM (omVj0)

158 Actually, Santa delivering packages to every child on the planet is physically impossible.

Actually.
Posted by: eleven

He doesn't need to visit any non-believers or naughty kids.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2024 06:28 PM (WXNFJ)

159 The Crew of the USS Gettysburg

They fired at two USN aircraft trying to land on the USS Harry Truman. Which side are they on?
---------
Landing while refueling. 2X bad.

But... apparently the carrier or supporting ships were under missile attack at that time and in the confusion...

"Mistakes were made."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 24, 2024 06:26 PM (Q4IgG)

I don't know what to think. Saying "friendly fire" this early in the game, I'm wondering what really happened.

If the Hooties shot down some fancy aircraft, would they want to admit it?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2024 06:28 PM (LPnHz)

160 Martini Farmer

Sigh.

SWOdog told a key part of the backstory. The Gettysburg crew had to manually override the IFF protections to fire. This is real trouble.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 24, 2024 06:29 PM (u82oZ)

161
He doesn't need to visit any non-believers or naughty kids.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2024 06:28 PM (WXNFJ)

______

Or the Irish.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2024 06:29 PM (dxSpM)

162 Bake it in sauce silly

Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2024 06:29 PM (fwDg9)

163 This thread should be going for a while, why don't some of you lurkers speak up?

Posted by: Weasel at December 24, 2024 06:29 PM (1BE4H)

164 They are unhappy in the extreme.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2024 06:27 PM (WXNFJ)

And they don’t know why they are miserable. But be those awful people, amiriite?

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 24, 2024 06:29 PM (xZ/E3)

165 @neverenoughcaffeine, Blake Lively is the wife of Ryan Reynolds. They're weird for a Hollywood couple, in that they have several of their own kids.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 24, 2024


***
That's it, what I thought I recalled.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 24, 2024 06:29 PM (omVj0)

166 Just checked in, Rudolph is hanging in there with his nose so bright!

Posted by: Piper at December 24, 2024 06:30 PM (p4NUW)

167 Just checked in, Rudolph is hanging in there with his nose so bright!
Posted by: Piper at December 24, 2024 06:30 PM (p4NUW)

Isn't he stopping by Weasel's house to get his red dot sight set up correctly?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 24, 2024 06:31 PM (VNX3d)

168 Wasn't she in that WB series Gossip Girl years ago? And I thought she's done something notable lately, gotten involved with somebody with notoriety and/or money.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 24, 2024 06:28 PM (omVj0)

Ok, I looked it up, because I have nothing else to do right now.

She's suing a costar for sexual harassment. She's the sister of Robin Lively, who was hot, a couple decades ago.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2024 06:31 PM (qXzPa)

169 I lived and grew up mostly in the Southern Hemisphere, a lot of it on the Equator. This is Summer there. The incongruity of Xmas decorations and attire were always amazing.
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- a fir tree with cottonballs representing snow, glitter streamers, etc., in every house. What's snow kids ask?
- everybody in swimsuits by the pool waiting for Santa.
- tall drinks with ice or just really cold beer.
- Father Christmas, in a red coat, big white cottonwool beard, santa hat, boots - sweating as in a sauna.

At sea level on the Equator the heat and humidity was horrendous.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il caldo era terribile at December 24, 2024 06:31 PM (i0xsb)

170 You could have stood up, scratched your nuts, and left. Right?
Posted by: NaCly Dog

That's true.

I did offer that their gentlemen visitors perhaps take a running start.

Yes, I am a Moron. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2024 06:31 PM (WXNFJ)

171 The Blake Lively is the biggest thing going down in Hollywood with the exception of those stars trying to avoid P Diddy.

She's married to Ryan Reynolds . She was pretty good in The Town.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 24, 2024 06:31 PM (D6PGr)

172 BurtTC: "If I had to guess... and it's just a guess, I'd say mental illness is associated highly with people who are strictly on the D side of the voting ledger."

I agree with the Venn diagramming there, but that's still a huge difference between political groups. IOW, that's a lot of insanity. Something sociologically damaging that has been buried has been exposed even if this isn't the most decisive, academic poll.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 24, 2024 06:32 PM (aXxgO)

173 BurtTC

The SAR effort is completely different in time and in place.

Think of all the carrier strikes off of Vietnam. I do not know of a CV screen friendly fire. Lots going on at the flight decks, but safe off the boat, except on USS Forrestal.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 24, 2024 06:32 PM (u82oZ)

174 I should think liberals disinviting themselves would be a benefit. Likewise vegans, lesbians, and other useless twats.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 24, 2024 06:32 PM (xZ/E3)

175 167
Isn't he stopping by Weasel's house to get his red dot sight set up correctly?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 24, 2024

I think he may need to do a rein check. (Get it?)

Posted by: Piper at December 24, 2024 06:32 PM (p4NUW)

176 Spent day at #2s house decorating cookies, #1 and family there also.
Tomorrow at #1s, cuz that's where the little kid is.
Following day cousin cookie Christmas, meet at Wampatuck
state park, a few of my sibs and cousins, our kids, who are 2nd cousins, I guess, and a couple of their kids, 3rds? Hike and then cookie exchange at the cars. All good.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 24, 2024 06:32 PM (4780s)

177 Every single family member who has reduced time with the rest of us is a Democrat. So that tracks.

Posted by: Emmie at December 24, 2024 06:32 PM (Sf2cq)

178 This thread should be going for a while, why don't some of you lurkers speak up?
Posted by: Weasel at December 24, 2024 06:29 PM


But people always tell me to shut up for some reason.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at December 24, 2024 06:33 PM (a3Q+t)

179 Michael Savage always referred to Glenn Beck as "The Hem" because Glenn went into detail about his hemorrhoid problem/surgery. Don't be "The Hem".

Posted by: Queasy Mfume at December 24, 2024 06:33 PM (G5+As)

180 Short version of why Blake Lively is in the news: She claims she was sexually harassed on set of recent film she did (some sort of chick flick, I think) and that the writer/director and studio tried to preemptively smear her as difficult to work with. As near as I can tell, she has some decent evidence (e-mails and/or texts coordinating smear campaign).

I don't know why I know this either.

But it's sort of interesting in terms of the Hollywood-is-a-cesspool beat.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 24, 2024 06:33 PM (cl15i)

181 Yeah.... guess I'm one of those evil Repubs who don't want to deal with family drama...

Not because I'll start it... but someone always does... so now I'd rather just avoid them.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 24, 2024 06:33 PM (QAkQ3)

182 Isn't he stopping by Weasel's house to get his red dot sight set up correctly?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 24, 2024

I think he may need to do a rein check. (Get it?)
Posted by: Piper at December 24, 2024 06:32 PM (p4NUW)

You're right. He'll be busy tonight flying. Better to recover and wait a few days.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 24, 2024 06:34 PM (VNX3d)

183 Merry Christmas Wesley.


And shut up.

Posted by: eleven at December 24, 2024 06:34 PM (iziT8)

184 160 Martini Farmer

Sigh.

SWOdog told a key part of the backstory. The Gettysburg crew had to manually override the IFF protections to fire. This is real trouble.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 24, 2024 06:29 PM (u82oZ
The Navy used to be better than this. I pray the new Trump administration keeps a rein on the war machine.

Posted by: Eromero at December 24, 2024 06:34 PM (LHPAg)

185 You don’t hear the bell, do you?
Posted by: Piper at December 24, 2024 06:27 PM (p4NUW)

That is the one part of that movie that makes the room a bit misty for me. Ok, much misty.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 24, 2024 06:34 PM (iODuv)

186 Speaking of Hemorrhoids, two words:

Dibucaine.

Posted by: Tales from the Nursing Home at December 24, 2024 06:34 PM (PiwSw)

187 The Crew of the USS Gettysburg

They fired at two USN aircraft trying to land on the USS Harry Truman. Which side are they on?

Two SM-6 missiles are expensive.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 24, 2024 06:20 PM


One of our pilots phillip comer pickeled off a missile at an Australian Lear Jet that was towing a practice gun target for the Air Wing back in 87. I do not recall what kind of missile it was but the Australians dropped the target and sped away when they saw a missile coming at them. He disabled the radar lock when he realized what he had done and the missile flew harmlessly into the ocean.


He never said a word to anyone and came back to the carrier and landed. He handed off his jet to the plane captain and went to the ready room. When the ordies went to pull weapons off of the plane they noticed the missile was gone.


We did a JAG investigation and it was determined that he "lost situational awareness" in flight and had selected a missile to fire instead of guns.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 24, 2024 06:35 PM (Rcnd3)

188 Cat jumped up on the table just to test my mettle.
You can tell she knows it's wrong.

Get down, she-devil!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at December 24, 2024 06:35 PM (kpS4V)

189 But people always tell me to shut up for some reason.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at December 24, 2024 06:33 PM (a3Q+t)
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I get that a lot too.

Posted by: Weasel at December 24, 2024 06:35 PM (1BE4H)

190 Sigh.

SWOdog told a key part of the backstory. The Gettysburg crew had to manually override the IFF protections to fire. This is real trouble.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Big Navy and NCIS will probably try to hang it on some poor FireControlman and NOT the officer that made the call.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2024 06:35 PM (WXNFJ)

191 . Please remember JT in your prayers. I hope he can be back with us soon. A stroke is a hard thing to recover from.

Wait... JT in California in hospital? With abdominal issues? Had a *STROKE "? OMG what awaits MY next brutal abdominal surgery in February? Think I'm older than he is. My similar age neighbor who had similar surgery said she had to raise a ruckus in order to be administered proper pain relief. If I have to get my diva hissy fit on to get the Dilaudid I'm going to win an academy award but it won't be an act.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 24, 2024 06:36 PM (tsszd)

192 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 24, 2024 06:33 PM (cl15i)

She first tried to work it out with a meeting where her husband Ryan was in attendance. Certain conditions were agreed upon which I guess were later violated according to the suit including retribution alleged.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 24, 2024 06:36 PM (D6PGr)

193 Salty,
You are sweet. And your little charges are so lucky to have you looking out for them. What a joy it must be for you to meet them every day!

You, sir, are an example of strength and courage and resilience. I look forward to my hug and dance with you in October. If I may be so presumptuous.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 24, 2024 06:36 PM (v4ZRc)

194 I agree with the Venn diagramming there, but that's still a huge difference between political groups. IOW, that's a lot of insanity. Something sociologically damaging that has been buried has been exposed even if this isn't the most decisive, academic poll.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 24, 2024 06:32 PM (aXxgO)

I think a big group of voters just fill out ballots (or have them filled out for them) without much thought. That's one thing, and I wouldn't speculate too much about those people.

Then there are the rabid "mah bortions" types, or the BLM types or DEI or whatever. I think the percentage of those people who have anxiety, depression, PTSD, personality disorders... it gets close to 100%.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2024 06:37 PM (qXzPa)

195 158 Actually, Santa delivering packages to every child on the planet is physically impossible.

Actually.
Posted by: eleven

He doesn't need to visit any non-believers or naughty kids.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2024 06:28 PM (WXNFJ)
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He uses an algorithm using Fibonacci numbers.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il colpevole era Fibonacci at December 24, 2024 06:37 PM (i0xsb)

196 SWOdog told a key part of the backstory. The Gettysburg crew had to manually override the IFF protections to fire. This is real trouble.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 24, 2024 06:29 PM (u82oZ
The Navy used to be better than this. I pray the new Trump administration keeps a rein on the war machine.
Posted by: Eromero at December 24, 2024 06:34 PM


Enlisted / Officer ratio used to be 10+ / 1 back *mumbledy* years ago. I hear tell it's closer to 5 / 1 now.

Clearly, the answer is we need more, and more diverse, officers.

/ sarc

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 24, 2024 06:38 PM (a3Q+t)

197 But... apparently the carrier or supporting ships were under missile attack at that time and in the confusion...

"Mistakes were made."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 24, 2024 06:26 PM (Q4IgG)

I don't know what to think. Saying "friendly fire" this early in the game, I'm wondering what really happened.

If the Hooties shot down some fancy aircraft, would they want to admit it?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2024 06:28 PM (LPnHz)

Failure of IFF while under attack... With EW Warfare jamming going on, not surprised at all.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 24, 2024 06:38 PM (QAkQ3)

198 Wait... JT in California in hospital? With abdominal issues? Had a *STROKE "? OMG what awaits MY next brutal abdominal surgery in February? Think I'm older than he is. My similar age neighbor who had similar surgery said she had to raise a ruckus in order to be administered proper pain relief. If I have to get my diva hissy fit on to get the Dilaudid I'm going to win an academy award but it won't be an act.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in


No no no.

JT, our resident bird bath keeper.

Jim in kalifornia is home and doing well last I saw.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 24, 2024 06:38 PM (v4ZRc)

199 Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)

I was in the Med when an Admiral's son shot down a USAS jet (F-4?)

The answer was deep in the setup of the missile by the ordnance crew. The pilot could not have seen in during pre-flight inspections. He was not charged.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 24, 2024 06:38 PM (u82oZ)

200 Fibonacci isn't going to miracle your ass over that obstacle, Private Pyle!

Posted by: eleven at December 24, 2024 06:38 PM (iziT8)

201 Some of those *ahem* characters in the first video are clearly overdue for an extended stay at a state psychiatric hospital.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at December 24, 2024 06:39 PM (JNKQd)

202 He uses an algorithm using Fibonacci numbers.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il colpevole era Fibonacci at December 24, 2024 06:37 PM (i0xsb)


Also, don't forget digital compression.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2024 06:39 PM (TcVeV)

203 But it's sort of interesting in terms of the Hollywood-is-a-cesspool beat.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Hollywood has been a cesspool for over a hundred years.

Posted by: Peggy Entwhistle at December 24, 2024 06:39 PM (G5+As)

204 Thanks. Now I know more about Blake Liveley then I needed. And it's a woman. Yep, her dilemma is more traumatic then anything else happening right now. Jeebus.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 24, 2024 06:39 PM (2NHgQ)

205 185 That is the one part of that movie that makes the room a bit misty for me. Ok, much misty.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 24, 2024 06:34 PM (iODuv)

Have you watched Klaus?

Posted by: Piper at December 24, 2024 06:39 PM (QzINz)

206 Actually, depending on the age and health status of the participants, a lively discussion of effective hemorrhoid treatments can be both educational and festive.
Posted by: Tales from the Nursing Home at December 24, 2024 06:10 PM (PiwSw)

You know my sister, don’t you? Nobody can clear a room faster. She usually tells hilarious tales from the state hospital but she’s just as likely to talk about asshole surgery. And one drink in she’s unstoppable,

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 24, 2024 06:39 PM (xZ/E3)

207 I don't know why I know this either.

But it's sort of interesting in terms of the Hollywood-is-a-cesspool beat.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 24, 2024 06:33 PM (cl15i)

I wonder what happens if the lid comes off.

Diddy is just a drop in the bucket. People "know" this stuff, and have for decades, but named names could potentially change the dynamic of the whole rotten industry.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2024 06:40 PM (qXzPa)

208 This is the first year in many that I haven't made any Christmas cookies. How could I have forgotten such a thing?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 24, 2024 06:40 PM (OX9vb)

209 nurse ratched

You are on the dance card. Under bliss.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 24, 2024 06:40 PM (u82oZ)

210 Oh well, so much for the Weasel Lurker Outreach Initiative (WLOI)

Posted by: Weasel at December 24, 2024 06:40 PM (1BE4H)

211 More military personnel overall were killed in training during the last decade of the war in Iraq and Afghanistan than were killed in combat. By a significant number. Being in the military is a dangerous job war or no war.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 24, 2024 06:40 PM (D6PGr)

212 Why would liberals, democrats and other assorted scum want to visit family or friends for the holidays like Christmas? They are not believers and actually are hostile to Christians and Christianity. So stay home. It's just another day to their way of thinking. Maybe go to Comet Pizza or whatever.

Posted by: FUBAR at December 24, 2024 06:41 PM (R/m4+)

213 This is the first year in many that I haven't made any Christmas cookies. How could I have forgotten such a thing?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

THAT'S IT!! I'm turning around and heading for home!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2024 06:41 PM (WXNFJ)

214 The more you sweat in training, the less you bleed in battle.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 24, 2024 06:42 PM (a3Q+t)

215 Failure of IFF while under attack... With EW Warfare jamming going on, not surprised at all.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 24, 2024 06:38 PM (QAkQ3)

I don't have a clue how the navy works.

I just figure if the Hooties shot down a plane, they'd lie and say "friendly fire."

Or if some chick officer was responsible, they'd want to make whatever excuses they can.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2024 06:42 PM (qXzPa)

216 Romeo13

NAVAIRSYSCOM should be busting their ass to fix this.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 24, 2024 06:42 PM (u82oZ)

217
Today's US Navy & Air Force are the Boeings of military branches.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2024 06:42 PM (azvCj)

218 210 Oh well, so much for the Weasel Lurker Outreach Initiative (WLOI)
Posted by: Weasel at December 24, 2024

They are all watching Santa and playing with the 3D map.

Posted by: Piper at December 24, 2024 06:42 PM (QzINz)

219 Weasel: "Oh well, so much for the Weasel Lurker Outreach Initiative (WLOI)"

Should've offered cookies.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 24, 2024 06:43 PM (aXxgO)

220 Oh well, so much for the Weasel Lurker Outreach Initiative (WLOI)
Posted by: Weasel at December 24, 2024 06:40 PM


How are the residents of the WAHFUAUVSA doing?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 24, 2024 06:43 PM (a3Q+t)

221
They are all watching Santa and playing with the 3D map.
Posted by: Piper at December 24, 2024 06:42 PM (QzINz)
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Well that does sound like fun!

Posted by: Weasel at December 24, 2024 06:43 PM (1BE4H)

222 The more you sweat in training, the less you bleed in battle.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 24, 2024 06:42 PM (a3Q+t)
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They said of Germanicus, "His drills were bloodless battles and his battles, bloody drills.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 24, 2024 06:44 PM (6K6Eu)

223 I'm beginning to wonder about this. Yes, avoidance is nice to keep things peaceful, but many families (beyond the most intimate relations) do not gather but for the holiday season. That's when you feel out "your family's perspective about life and everything". If not during these occasional get-togethers, when does one discuss tangibly important thoughts and philosophies? If you never get into these discussions, then what do you really know about what should be the closest people in your lives? They might as well be strangers.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 24, 2024 06:26 PM (aXxgO)


But, but, ... if people discuss these issues with their family members, it would make it more difficult for teachers to mold young minds and help them form the correct opinions.

Posted by: Emmie at December 24, 2024 06:44 PM (Sf2cq)

224 I look at my adolescent children, and I think that if I were President , "With one of you, I'd pardon you if you fucked up," because I'd know it was a fuckup. I'd leave the other to twist, because I'd know it wasn't.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 24, 2024 06:44 PM (BI5O2)

225 Nood. Now here's some nice Prep-H wipes...

Posted by: Tales from the Nursing Home at December 24, 2024 06:44 PM (PiwSw)

226 Luuuuurrkerrrrrrs.

Come out and playay.

::clink, clink, clink::

Posted by: That should do it at December 24, 2024 06:44 PM (iziT8)

227 Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 24, 2024 06:43 PM (a3Q+t)
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Need to get down there and check on them! I did get a trail cam pic the other evening of a small bear poking around the compound.

Posted by: Weasel at December 24, 2024 06:45 PM (1BE4H)

228 We need a new Thanksgiving Day tradition (or we can apply it at any family gathering featuring turkey): first obnoxious relative to start mouthing leftist talking points gets the turkey's a$$hole slipped surreptitiously onto his (or her, as the case may be) plate.

Posted by: Paco at December 24, 2024 06:45 PM (mADJX)

229 *lurking*

Not much to say.

Merry Christmas Eve, all

Posted by: JQ at December 24, 2024 06:46 PM (YoCnN)

230 There is a lovely movie called "Joyeux Noel" about the Christmas truce of WW1.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2024 06:46 PM (XTmTf)

231 They said of Germanicus, "His drills were bloodless battles and his battles, bloody drills.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 24, 2024 06:44 PM


To be fair, he did have to clean up after Varus.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 24, 2024 06:46 PM (a3Q+t)

232 Posted by: JQ at December 24, 2024 06:46 PM (YoCnN)
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Howdy and welcome!

Posted by: Weasel at December 24, 2024 06:47 PM (1BE4H)

233 Avoidance is made too easy in every thing we do these days. You could literally lock yourself in your house and never leave and proceed with living a full but lonely life.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 24, 2024 06:47 PM (D6PGr)

234 Have you watched Klaus?
Posted by: Piper at December 24, 2024 06:39 PM (QzINz)

No, I haven't. Ya gonna make me cry, aren't you?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 24, 2024 06:48 PM (iODuv)

235 "Liberals/Democrats More Likely to Avoid Their Family Members During Holidays"

Your terms are acceptable. I don't want to be around your sorry asses, either. GFY.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at December 24, 2024 07:14 PM (Qt4kF)

236 At holidays, I interact mostly with the kids (and the bourbon). The "adults" are all solid lefties, since I imported many of them from Canuckalonia, and they sought out kindred twits!

Yes, I'm part of the immigrant problem!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 24, 2024 07:59 PM (gfztU)

237 202 He uses an algorithm using Fibonacci numbers.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il colpevole era Fibonacci at December 24, 2024 06:37 PM (i0xsb)

Also, don't forget digital compression.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2024 06:39 PM (TcVeV)

Time dilation would explain it.

Posted by: Farquad at December 24, 2024 08:27 PM (CFMhl)

238 To be fair, Democrats are hanging out with their Marxist Lesbian Transgenders friends. They go their godless pagan worship parties, while some pretend they are witches.

Posted by: wferrin at December 25, 2024 03:57 PM (f0vvR)

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