Daily Mail: "Depressed" Joe Biden is Being Encouraged by "Vengeful" Doktor Jill Biden to "Burn the Whole Thing Down" as Payback for Coup

As you know, Biden is particularly enraged at Nancy Pelosi for ringleading the coup against him. Well, her and Obama, of course.

It is no coincidence that Biden is considering proposing banning congressmen trading in individual stocks -- far too late, of course, but he's considering that to embarrass Nancy Pelosi, who is infamous for somehow being the most astute individual sock-picker in the world.

She's just that smart. Like Hillary Clinton making a fortune trading cattle futures -- all of their successes are due to their own research and sky-high IQs. Getting passed insider information, and having advanced knowledge of what market-altering bills are about to be proposed, has nothing to do with it. Not a thing, Woman-Hating Bigots! Damn your mouths for even whispering it!

-- In a call with news media last week, U.S. Sen. Tommy Tuberville characterized President Joe Biden's recent call to ban congressional stock trading as a retaliation against U.S. Rep. Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, for her alleged role in pressuring the president to step out of the 2024 race.
"I don't think (Biden) and Nancy Pelosi are getting along very well right now after Pelosi fired him from being president," Tuberville told Alabama Daily News. "I don't know how she was able to do that, but she convinced him to get out of the race, which he should have, but it was her."
Pelosi, along with her husband, Paul Pelosi, have seen among the highest returns in the stock market among members of Congress, with her stock trades yielding returns of more than 720% over the past decade. As of August, the Pelosis have an estimated net worth of more than $230 million.

This is probable cause for arrest right here.

Pelosi has been reluctant to support legislation that would outright ban members of Congress from trading stocks, telling reporters in 2021 that "we are a free market economy," and that members of Congress "should be able to participate in that."

The famously pro-free-market Nancy Pelosi wants you to know she's so pro-free-market that it would be a deprivation of her rights to block her from making trades in individual stocks.

Note this ban is just about picking individual stocks -- congressmen could still do what 90% of the public does, which is just invest in a broad money-market type pool of stocks.

Via andycanuck, nasty whore "doctor" Jill Biden is urging Biden to "burn it all down" on their way out.

At least according to the Daily Mail:

Tis the season for revenge! For President Joe Biden is spending the remaining weeks of his presidency settling scores.
Between organizing this year's White House Christmas decorations, staff holiday parties and a string of final goodbyes, the president and First Lady Jill Biden have been quietly sharpening the metaphorical carving knives, with their sights set firmly on the one-time allies they perceive as having wronged them.
Biden infuriated many senior members of the Democratic Party with his shocking U-turn and pardon of his son Hunter a fortnight ago, after months of publicly vowing he wouldn't make such a move.
The pardon came alongside the quiet commuting of around 1,500 sentences, including for the relative of a member of the Chinese Communist Party who had been caught with child porn on his computer.
Now, sources say, the first lady has been egging her husband on to further inflame fury among his colleagues.
'Jill views Democrats on Capitol Hill, the [wider] party, the Obamas, staff inside and outside the White House, the media, and all of Washington DC with such misguided resentment that I can't imagine she [isn't] encouraging [Joe] to burn the whole thing down, despite his better judgment,' an insider said.
A particular target for the First Couple is said to be former house speaker Nancy Pelosi, who led the effort to push Biden out of the 2024 election race -- personally calling him and demanding he quit in the hours before he withdrew on June 21.
The pair had been friends for some 50 years, but a wounded Biden has since been giving her the silent treatment. Any repair in relations is thought to be unlikely.
At the annual Kennedy Center Honors held earlier this month in DC, it was noted that Pelosi was seated far away and out of the Bidens' eye-line.
She and her husband Paul Pelosi had been guests of honor in the presidential box in previous years. Now they had been relegated to the orchestra section on the floor.
Also in attendance at the awards ceremony were vice president and recent election-loser Kamala Harris, alongside her husband Doug Emhoff. As is correct for a VP, they were in the presidential box, placed next to the Bidens. Though keen observers were quick to point out that, as the crowd stood to welcome the president and his wife, neither so much as glanced at Harris or Emhoff.
Why? One Democratic mega-donor, Floridian attorney John Morgan, is now wondering aloud whether Biden deliberately forced Kamala Harris onto the ticket -- throwing his endorsement behind her within minutes of pulling out -- to spite Pelosi and Barack Obama, who had also worked behind the scenes to push Biden out, and who both held serious reservations about Harris's capabilities.
'[Biden] basically had the palace coup from all directions, from George Clooney to Pelosi. I think he got pissed off [and] said, "F*** you", and gave us Harris,' said Morgan, who has known Biden for decades and attended a 'thank you' dinner for donors at the White House last month.
'Pelosi had told her delegation that there would be a convention and a nominating process. And Barack Obama did not endorse [Harris] for five days,' Morgan pointed out.

What next for this pair of diseased grifters?

Publicly at least, the Biden administration has been keen to reassure Americans that the president remains hard at work.

Obviously, Mr. 40/40 (40% of days on vacation, working "40%" of the hours in the few working days he's in the office) is "hard at work."

...
Biden is now eying his next steps, which means planning for a future outside official life. He's expected by many to establish his presidential library in Delaware.
For her part, Jill Biden is retiring. She announced this week that she has taught her last semester at Northern Virigina Community College, where she has been an English professor.

Biden will be dead in six months, due to age and the post-Christmas season's notoriously high death rates.

Which is too bad, because I want him to live longer to feel the pain of his failure and infamy.

Posted by: Ace at 04:51 PM

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1 Class, what they all lack.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 23, 2024 04:52 PM (C2QKs)

2 But Ace

Biden has to be aware to realise that he is an abject and abysmal failure.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 23, 2024 04:53 PM (C2QKs)

3 Hammer time
🔨

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 23, 2024 04:53 PM (hovnC)

4
Jimmy Carter may outlive Biden...

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 23, 2024 04:53 PM (w6EFb)

5 Daily Mail: "Depressed" Joe Biden is Being Encouraged by "Vengeful" Doktor Jill Biden to "Burn the Whole Thing Down" as Payback for Coup

Do it you f'n pansy!
You ain't got a hair on your ass if you don't!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 23, 2024 04:53 PM (jHelr)

6
biden's "legacy" will be his spawn hunter and showering with his daughter, and pardoning pedos

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 23, 2024 04:53 PM (pn4py)

7 Over/under on Trump pursuing these scumbags criminally?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 23, 2024 04:54 PM (/U5Yz)

8 nooded

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 23, 2024 04:54 PM (hovnC)

9 A white trash Gotterdamerung??

Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 04:54 PM (PCK5/)

10 I don't believe for a moment that Joe is "depressed". To be depressed, he'd have to actually be *aware*. I don't believe he's aware of anything other than ice cream at this point.

Posted by: Crusader at December 23, 2024 04:55 PM (TN0g+)

11 Then burn THEM, not US.

FFS, they are destroying the country.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2024 04:55 PM (Hkcdp)

12 Gotterdammerung.. sorry, typo.

Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 04:55 PM (PCK5/)

13 I still think Jill (or Dr. Jill) will burn down the White House on the way out, just to spite Trump.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 23, 2024 04:55 PM (VNX3d)

14
Is Ace even around? Or did he put the blog on Automatic, this week?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 23, 2024 04:55 PM (pn4py)

15 PSA: Folks, don't think that just because Ace has now completed his list, and checked it twice, that you now have free rein regarding committing 'naughties' for the rest of the year.

Any disappointments occurring now will be recorded on your CY 2025 Permanent Record.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 23, 2024 04:55 PM (a3Q+t)

16 The White House as a burning trailer park?

That kind of white trash Twilight of the Grifters?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 23, 2024 04:55 PM (C2QKs)

17 4
Jimmy Carter may outlive Biden...
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)

My only hope is Carter outlives the Panama canal being returned to the USA.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 23, 2024 04:55 PM (/U5Yz)

18 Biden will be dead in six months, due to age and the post-Christmas season's notoriously high death rates
-
And a lack of whatever go juice they've been dosing him with over the last 4+ years

Posted by: Methos at December 23, 2024 04:55 PM (Dnobf)

19 He won't die until after he leaves office, though. Then they can demand the state funeral he doesn't deserve and make the Wellstone funeral look like being dumped in a potter's field.

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 23, 2024 04:56 PM (OUMaO)

20 Do it, burn the whole MFer to the ground.

Like the anti-Sampson, pray that you have one more day of clarity, to know exactly what they did to you and your family.

Tear down their Temple of Lies and Corruption upon their heads.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 23, 2024 04:56 PM (PixdE)

21 Biden will be dead in six months, due to age and the post-Christmas season's notoriously high death rates.
Which is too bad, because I want him to live longer to feel the pain of his failure and infamy.

This.
I want him to sit for days in his basement wondering why the phone doesn't ring or he isn't taken out for ice cream anymore by the USSS.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2024 04:56 PM (W/lyH)

22

Ignoring the pieces of crap is probably the best thing we can do. The Biden Bitch will hate that. Of course the media aholes won't do that.

Posted by: four seasons at December 23, 2024 04:56 PM (3ek7K)

23 And the ice cream they are serving Joey is paste.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 23, 2024 04:57 PM (C2QKs)

24 What I see is Biden cashing in on his last pay to play opportunities.

What % of every $1 billion in “aid” is routed back to Bidens?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2024 04:57 PM (Hkcdp)

25 14
Is Ace even around? Or did he put the blog on Automatic, this week?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 23, 2024 04:55 PM (pn4py)

He purchased the Popeil’s Blog-O-Matic… new, with SpellCheck!!

Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 04:57 PM (PCK5/)

26 Let's see here. The Bidens have said out loud that they hate Republicans and Trump supporters. Now they are stating that they hate Democrats, too. So that leaves...... nobody who gives one fat rat's ass about them. But they have all of that ill-gotten cold hard cash, and I'm sure Hunter can score them some killer cocaine, so there's that.

While Joe can pardon Hunter, I doubt Joe will get the same deal from his visit to the Pope.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 04:57 PM (K861k)

27 I hope Biden turns the Democrats into a giant smoldering pile of rubble. Stop unleashing hell on the nation you demented old grifter

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 23, 2024 04:57 PM (DopAq)

28 Any disappointments occurring now will be recorded on your CY 2025 Permanent Record.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 23, 2024 04:55 PM (a3Q+t)

It is Festivus, after all.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Intrepid Cub AoSHQ Reporter at December 23, 2024 04:57 PM (PiwSw)

29 State funeral?

Have they buried McCain yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 23, 2024 04:57 PM (C2QKs)

30 Doctor Jill Biden is an English professor at a Community College??

You can’t make this sheet up

Posted by: kallisto at December 23, 2024 04:57 PM (S3x2n)

31 Burn the Whole Thing Down"

The country!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 23, 2024 04:57 PM (hZ92/)

32
ohhhh

ARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!

EERRGHH.

Did Ace see this?

Fucking Netflix....They cannot stop....

https://is.gd/grOox3

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 23, 2024 04:58 PM (pn4py)

33 24 What I see is Biden cashing in on his last pay to play opportunities.

What % of every $1 billion in “aid” is routed back to Bidens?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2024 04:57 PM (Hkcdp)

You should see the kickbacks for the pardons. Somebody should, anyway.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 04:58 PM (K861k)

34 Jill could write a hell of a tell all book - if she's around long enough

Posted by: Josephistan at December 23, 2024 04:58 PM (9XPe8)

35 William Jefferson "Bubba" Clinton has been hospitalized.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 23, 2024 04:58 PM (a3Q+t)

36 This is one thing I do want Biden to do whether it’s for revenge or not. Individual stock trading by people who vote on issues that effect companies and stock trading shouldn’t be allowed. They should be allowed to have reps in a blind trust to do trading though.

Posted by: Woody at December 23, 2024 04:58 PM (D6PGr)

37 "Your ears you keep, so that every shriek of every child shall be yours to cherish—every babe that weeps in fear at your approach, every woman that cries 'Dear God, what is that thing?' will reverberate forever with your perfect ears.”

Posted by: Captain Ned at December 23, 2024 04:58 PM (nADdg)

38 The stock thing is an easy fix. hey can choose any index fund, even a "short" fund betting against the market, but they must disclose their trade 24 ours PRIOR to making the transaction.

They need to have as much at stake as the rest of us for a booming economy. If they're betting against it, we need to know that, too. It's a simple and fair fix.

Posted by: spongeworthy at December 23, 2024 04:58 PM (CDWlY)

39 "Burn the Whole Thing Down"

Wasn't that the plan for the last four years ?

Posted by: Next2Nothing at December 23, 2024 04:59 PM (tA1/w)

40 Sooth.

The battling postal workers?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 23, 2024 04:59 PM (C2QKs)

41 Burn it all down? What is left after four years of mindless destruction?

Posted by: Peach Townshend at December 23, 2024 04:59 PM (qUkBO)

42 Is Ace even around? Or did he put the blog on Automatic, this week?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 23, 2024 04:55 PM

Ace sees all.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at December 23, 2024 04:59 PM (a3Q+t)

43 Geez… and Netflix BEGS me to cooome baaack… be a cold day in hell….

Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 04:59 PM (PCK5/)

44 Point of fact....joe biden has no clue what is going on around him in the White House.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 23, 2024 04:59 PM (Rcnd3)

45 Joe has "better judgement?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2024 04:59 PM (63Dwl)

46 The good doctor whore is 100% begging Joey Shitbrains to burn it all down. That I believe.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 23, 2024 05:00 PM (gAX7j)

47 More like 'butter-brain' judgement

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 23, 2024 05:00 PM (C2QKs)

48 Ignoring the pieces of crap is probably the best thing we can do. The Biden Bitch will hate that. Of course the media aholes won't do that.
Posted by: four seasons at December 23, 2024 04:56 PM (3ek7K)

This. Not enough attention on the Ukrainian escalation inside Russia.

Posted by: mrp at December 23, 2024 05:00 PM (rj6Yv)

49 She will not be ignored!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 23, 2024 05:00 PM (u73oe)

50 @35 so Bubba has info that could lead to the conviction of Hillary

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 23, 2024 05:00 PM (DopAq)

51 Sounds like a case of the TRUMP!!! curse.

Posted by: fd at December 23, 2024 05:00 PM (vFG9F)

52
Since I know You People don't watch me links, I'll just tell you.

Netflix has decided to produce a show, a SHOW, not a movie, about the "famed" (not really famed, at all) 6888th Postal Unit in WWII.

This unit was supposedly all black. All black woman.

And they made a show about it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 23, 2024 05:00 PM (pn4py)

53 I could see Doctor Jill directing her students to write a book report on People magazine

Posted by: kallisto at December 23, 2024 05:01 PM (S3x2n)

54 Off President /cartoon sock

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 23, 2024 05:01 PM (D6PGr)

55 I would like to move a large some of money in my IRA to the Pelosi Speculative Market Fund, if it was offered.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 23, 2024 05:02 PM (Vyll1)

56 I'm sure they are both angry but how in the hell do they think Joe was going to win if he had stayed in the race? He can barely read a prepared sentence but he was going to run a vigorous campaign against Trump?

Biden's always had an outsized opinion of his capabilities. No sane person still thinks he beat Trump in 2020 without massive cheating aided greatly by millions of accounted for ballots. I think Trump would have beaten Joe far worse than he beat Harris. If he wasn't such a corrupt, narcissist he should have announced back in the Spring that he was 1 and done and heading to his beach house.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2024 05:02 PM (LkLld)

57 34 Jill could write a hell of a tell all book - if she's around long enough
Posted by: Josephistan at December 23, 2024 04:58 PM (9XPe

"My Life As a Home-wrecking White Trash Whore, plus How to Fake Scholarship and Profit."

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:02 PM (K861k)

58 They had to put Bubba's willie on life support?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 23, 2024 05:02 PM (C2QKs)

59 Cage Match -
- One with trident and net
- The other with flail and shield.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 23, 2024 05:02 PM (/lPRQ)

60
First there was "Tail Gunner Joe"

The man for our time, however, is "Pyro Joe".

Start striking and flicking those "strike anywhere matches", J'Blowme!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2024 05:02 PM (xG4kz)

61
The battling postal workers?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Yeah!
the Fightin' Missives!

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 23, 2024 05:02 PM (pn4py)

62 William Jefferson "Bubba" Clinton has been hospitalized.

The gerontocracy just ain’t what it used to be.
First Peelousy, now him.
Who will complete the trifecta??

Posted by: kallisto at December 23, 2024 05:03 PM (S3x2n)

63
For her part, Jill Biden is retiring. She announced this week that she has taught her last semester at Northern Virigina Community College, where she has been an English professor.

No "Hot for Teacher" videos, "Doctor" Jill?

I am disappoint.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2024 05:03 PM (xG4kz)

64 "Which is too bad, because I want him to live longer to feel the pain of his failure and infamy."

I dunno. Don't underestimate Joe's ability to f*** things up. He's a threat in office or out. Best to be done with Bidens forever.

Posted by: Obama at December 23, 2024 05:04 PM (aXxgO)

65
arrrrRRRRGGGGGG

fucking oprah is in it, too

and, get this, she's a racist old black lady

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 23, 2024 05:04 PM (pn4py)

66 Seems like we are already fighting CW 2.0 and just don't know it!!!@!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 23, 2024 05:04 PM (wDJaI)

67
Who will complete the trifecta??
Posted by: kallisto

Cocaine Mitch!

OH, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2024 05:04 PM (xG4kz)

68 Losing postal workers get stamped and cancelled.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 23, 2024 05:05 PM (a3Q+t)

69 and, get this, she's a racist old black lady
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 23, 2024 05:04 PM (pn4py)

Poor black women saving the universe again? It's been done.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:05 PM (K861k)

70 Now where did I put those marshmallows

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 23, 2024 05:05 PM (WL2lA)

71 Jill is retiring?

What country are they fleeing to?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2024 05:05 PM (Hkcdp)

72 Yeah they have been able to keep Biden somewhat vertical and functional, in certain senses, with a sinister cocktail of steroids, baby stem cells, and adrenochrome but there are limits. I don't see him surviving 2025. But then, none of us may.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2024 05:05 PM (RsS92)

73
"the Fightin' Missives"

I just made that up.

And it's more original and more clever than the entire Netflix show.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 23, 2024 05:05 PM (pn4py)

74 Joe Biden is slouched down in the rocking chair drooling on himself. He ain't scheming on nothing but a load in his drawers... Success!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 23, 2024 05:05 PM (/lPRQ)

75 Is Stacey Abrams in it also?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 23, 2024 05:05 PM (C2QKs)

76 69 and, get this, she's a racist old black lady
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 23, 2024 05:04 PM (pn4py)

Poor black women saving the universe again? It's been done.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:05 PM (K861k)

When did all of this Magic Negro stuff start, anyway???

Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 05:06 PM (PCK5/)

77 >>Is Ace even around? Or did he put the blog on Automatic, this week?

yes i'm around, I'm posting new stuff and even commenting.

I did spend the last couple of hours doing open threads and Cafes for the holidays.

Posted by: ace at December 23, 2024 05:06 PM (KRtlO)

78 OT, but I'm afraid I'll forget it.

A post on old-timey boy's Christmas presents:

https://tinyurl.com/3dmj5fr7

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 23, 2024 05:06 PM (VNX3d)

79 72 Yeah they have been able to keep Biden somewhat vertical and functional, in certain senses, with a sinister cocktail of steroids, baby stem cells, and adrenochrome but there are limits. I don't see him surviving 2025. But then, none of us may.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2024 05:05 PM (RsS92)

That fucker is going to live forever. God won't take him, and Satan has no idea where to put him. Too icky, Satan said.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:06 PM (K861k)

80 They should be allowed to have reps in a blind trust to do trading though.
---------
How about half blind do what they want??

Posted by: eyepatch mccain at December 23, 2024 05:06 PM (hovnC)

81 I heard Bubba Clinton went in for elective surgery to get his wee wee straightened out. Up.

Whatever.

Posted by: kallisto at December 23, 2024 05:07 PM (S3x2n)

82 A discredited book called Black Athena might be a good start.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 23, 2024 05:07 PM (C2QKs)

83 "the Fightin' Missives"
I just made that up.
And it's more original and more clever than the entire Netflix show.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 23, 2024 05:05 PM

Narrator: "Let's see if he's awarded the coveted Cardboard Membership by Ace."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 23, 2024 05:07 PM (a3Q+t)

84 did Hillary whack Willy on the head with a frying pan?

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 23, 2024 05:07 PM (wDJaI)

85 I think Biden is going the Jimmy Carter way: years and years of slowly dying decrepitness. I don’t see him just dropping dead all of a sudden.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 23, 2024 05:07 PM (gAX7j)

86 '"Burn the Whole Thing Down" as Payback for Coup'

If Biden is trying payback the coup, why isn't he doing more things that democrats hate? They're the ones that canned him.
Shit, I wanted him to be the candidate. That would have been a burning Hindenburg candidacy.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 23, 2024 05:07 PM (3wi/L)

87 75 Is Stacey Abrams in it also?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 23, 2024 05:05 PM (C2QKs)

In Pan-O-Vision. 3D.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:07 PM (K861k)

88
Netflix has decided to produce a show, a SHOW, not a movie, about the "famed" (not really famed, at all) 6888th Postal Unit in WWII.

This unit was supposedly all black. All black woman

"Whatcha carrying in the satchel, ma'am? Letters?"

"Letters and OPPRESSION, sonny!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2024 05:07 PM (xG4kz)

89

You've got mail!

KA-POW!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2024 05:07 PM (63Dwl)

90
What?!?!

And this magical all-black postal unit commenced in February 1945??

lolololol

hahahahaha

Such "heroes!"

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 23, 2024 05:08 PM (pn4py)

91 I'm sure if Nan was willing to tithe Joe & Jill the proper 10%, all would be forgiven.

Posted by: Peaches at December 23, 2024 05:08 PM (14URa)

92 >>>
Since I know You People don't watch me links, I'll just tell you.
Netflix has decided to produce a show, a SHOW, not a movie, about the "famed" (not really famed, at all) 6888th Postal Unit in WWII.
This unit was supposedly all black. All black woman.
And they made a show about it.

I put that in the sidebar

Posted by: ace at December 23, 2024 05:08 PM (KRtlO)

93 Jimmah is going to outlast Bubba and Pelosi?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2024 05:08 PM (XTmTf)

94 84 did Hillary whack Willy on the head with a frying pan?
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 23, 2024 05:07 PM (wDJaI)

And if so, which head?

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:08 PM (K861k)

95 ace: "yes i'm around, I'm posting new stuff and even commenting.

I did spend the last couple of hours doing open threads and Cafes for the holidays."

That's what they want us to think. AceAI is real and it's spectacular.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 23, 2024 05:09 PM (aXxgO)

96
Ace, I axed you earlier if the Paypal link is still You and hasn't been hijacked by Nigerian royalty? Just making sure, is all.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 23, 2024 05:09 PM (pn4py)

97 Soothsayer and Ace

The Critical Drinker already has a review up on this Netflix sh1tshow. He's gonna need to get sh1t-faced to wash the pain away.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 23, 2024 05:09 PM (C2QKs)

98

Just what we need. If Clinton dies during the holidays we'll be cursed with weeks of Demonrat accolades.

Posted by: four seasons at December 23, 2024 05:10 PM (3ek7K)

99
"Recently took a peek at Twitter and the disinformation is getting substantially more dangerous. Someone could get killed.

The tactics of constantly repeating outright lies, targeting specific people, repurposing years-old footage and presenting them as new is getting to another level. It’s scary."

-- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez ‪@aoc.bsky.social‬ December 23, 2024 at 9:26 AM

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 23, 2024 05:10 PM (a3Q+t)

100
>>Is Ace even around? Or did he put the blog on Automatic, this week?

yes i'm around, I'm posting new stuff and even commenting.

I did spend the last couple of hours doing open threads and Cafes for the holidays.
Posted by: ace

Consider this a respectful request for a reposting of Dave in Texas' "The Crap Tree" article from days of yore, please.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2024 05:10 PM (xG4kz)

101 This is one thing I do want Biden to do whether it’s for revenge or not. Individual stock trading by people who vote on issues that effect companies and stock trading shouldn’t be allowed. They should be allowed to have reps in a blind trust to do trading though.
Posted by: Woody at December 23, 2024 04:58 PM (D6PGr)

Big problem I see is that it just adds another layer of obfuscation to the insider trading circle. If Congressman X makes out like a bandit when Consolidated Douchebag runs from twelve cents to $15.50, we know he's dirty. If it's Congressman X's second cousin, it's harder to prove that inside information was used.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2024 05:10 PM (8zz6B)

102 All work and no play makes ace a dull boy
All work and no play makes ace a dull boy
All work and no play makes ace a dull boy
……………….
RedRum..

Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 05:10 PM (PCK5/)

103 "William Jefferson "Bubba" Clinton has been hospitalized.
Posted by: Duncanthrax"

Man, that TRUMP!!! curse is working overtime. What's the odds Jimmy outlasts them all?

Posted by: fd at December 23, 2024 05:10 PM (vFG9F)

104 Bill Clinton hospitalized

Fake News?

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 23, 2024 05:10 PM (wDJaI)

105
Is Stacey Abrams in it also?

as The Maginot Line

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2024 05:10 PM (63Dwl)

106 >>I think Biden is going the Jimmy Carter way: years and years of slowly dying decrepitness. I don’t see him just dropping dead all of a sudden.

He's already had a couple brain aneurysms. It wouldn't surprise me if he popped another one.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2024 05:10 PM (LkLld)

107 I wonder if the persuasion Peelousy applied was to tell Bidet they were going to Amenment 25 him.

Man, that would have been a great show.!

Posted by: kallisto at December 23, 2024 05:10 PM (S3x2n)

108 State funeral?

Have they buried McCain yet?
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Trump will reintern him in his native home,
The Panama Canal Zone.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 23, 2024 05:10 PM (/lPRQ)

109 Maybe we'll get Kamala 47 after all. Ick.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at December 23, 2024 05:11 PM (QSrLX)

110 I would like him to live one whole year- one year of holidays where he and his horrid family aren't invited to stay at this billionaires' compound here and that billionaires compound there.....

Posted by: Ktgreat at December 23, 2024 05:11 PM (33LJY)

111 720% over ten years? That can’t be right. Even Wall Street wunderkinds can’t get anywhere near that. A Wall Streeter with that track record would be managing a trillion bucks in assets. If the 720% number is legit, it’s primarily facie evidence of insider trading, and Trump’s DOJ should prosecute immediately.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 23, 2024 05:11 PM (gAX7j)

112 I did spend the last couple of hours doing open threads and Cafes for the holidays.

Happy Christmas eve eve, ace

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 23, 2024 05:11 PM (Wx316)

113 And if so, which head?
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:08 PM

Aren't you assuming they still poke up?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 23, 2024 05:11 PM (a3Q+t)

114 And they're doing a fine job - there goes Social Security. Super coverage 4 the very well heeled & those sitting in Congress with their dual pensions, social security, etc.
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On December 21, 2024, the U.S. Senate passed H.R. 82, the Social Security Fairness Act, to repeal the Windfall Elimination Provision (WEP) and the Government Pension Offset (GPO) by a margin of 76-20. The House previously passed the bill by a 327-75 vote on November 12.

All of Ohio’s Federal legislators (House and Senate) voted for the bill, except Vice-President elect, Sen. JD Vance who did not vote.

The president must sign the bill into law before implementation can begin. We assume that the Social Security Administration and other federal agencies will be in charge of implementing the changes, but there is currently no timetable on when these efforts will begin.
...
The WEP/GPO provisions had been in effect since 1983.

There are +/- 40,000 CSRS employees left & no number on how many CSRS retirees exist, but gov. took their dear old time making sure those widows & widowers affected for decades were among the poorest former employees.

Mom, 30 years employed, lost her home when our dad died.

Posted by: L - Rooster one day, Feather duster another at December 23, 2024 05:11 PM (NFX2v)

115 As you know, Biden is particularly enraged at Nancy Pelosi for ringleading the coup against him.
......

So he pushed her down some stairs.

Posted by: wth at December 23, 2024 05:12 PM (v0R5T)

116 35 William Jefferson "Bubba" Clinton has been hospitalized.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 23, 2024 04:58 PM (a3Q+t)

Where are you getting this news?
Link please

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 23, 2024 05:12 PM (wDJaI)

117 Afternoon ace. Insty has your Die hard post from 2020 up today. Hope you're receiving royalties.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 23, 2024 05:12 PM (2NHgQ)

118 ohhhh
ARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!
EERRGHH.
Did Ace see this?
Fucking Netflix....They cannot stop....

https://is.gd/grOox3
Posted by: Soothsayer
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I got an ad showing juicy red watermelon on a cutting board.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 23, 2024 05:12 PM (/lPRQ)

119
Incidentally, speaking of being hospitalized...

1. is Jim in kalifornia out, yet?

2. Dennis Prager is quite ill, it seems. They're putting a hopeful face on it, but I don't think he's going to be around much longer.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 23, 2024 05:13 PM (pn4py)

120 I'm Gumby. CBS reporting his hospitalization for a fever.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 23, 2024 05:14 PM (2NHgQ)

121 Since I know You People don't watch me links, I'll just tell you.

Netflix has decided to produce a show, a SHOW, not a movie, about the "famed" (not really famed, at all) 6888th Postal Unit in WWII.

This unit was supposedly all black. All black woman.

And they made a show about it.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 23, 2024 05:00 PM

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I watched it, and with that enormous cast of AA ladies it makes perfect sense-- if there's an aggregate score for minority representation they can leverage so they can stop casting black women in Victorian novel screenplays for a while.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at December 23, 2024 05:14 PM (wzAuc)

122 Aren't you assuming they still poke up?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 23, 2024 05:11 PM (a3Q+t)

I make no assumptions whatsoever concerning perverted ex-White House renters, or their parts.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:14 PM (K861k)

123 116

Msnbc

BREAKING: Former President Bill Clinton has been admitted to the hospital for testing and observation after developing a fever. This is not an urgent situation, according to a source close to the former president.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 23, 2024 05:14 PM (OTdqV)

124 I want a Christmas Kaboom!! repost here, as a Christmas gift to us, ace… we’ve been good this year!!( Maybe also a Burning Clown Repost?)

Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 05:14 PM (PCK5/)

125 17
'My only hope is Carter outlives the Panama canal being returned to the USA.'

That and watching the Dept.s of Education and Energy get closed down.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 23, 2024 05:14 PM (3wi/L)

126 Jimmah is going to outlast Bubba and Pelosi?

Jimmy sold his soul first, got a better deal

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2024 05:15 PM (RsS92)

127 Apparently AOC has just learned how social media has been weaponized to support the Left/DNC since at least 2010.

Alinsky #4 works!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2024 05:15 PM (Hkcdp)

128 1. is Jim in kalifornia out, yet?

2. Dennis Prager is quite ill, it seems. They're putting a hopeful face on it, but I don't think he's going to be around much longer.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 23, 2024 05:13 PM (pn4py)

Jim is back at home.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2024 05:15 PM (8zz6B)

129 Well the FNM will scrutinize Rs and not Ds so of course Ds can do stocks before proposed legislation is published whereas the FNM would call out Rs so it is Ds who would be hurt by banning congress from playing the stock market.

But as to the rest of it. I don't buy it. Biden was literally hidden away after his medical episode in Vegas because he was getting serious treatment to keep him alive.
Whomever composed his nomination resignation tweet could have put in an endorsement of someone other than Harris. I suspect Barky pushed Biden to select Harris in 2020.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 23, 2024 05:15 PM (UKUm3)

130 111 720% over ten years? That can’t be right. Even Wall Street wunderkinds can’t get anywhere near that. A Wall Streeter with that track record would be managing a trillion bucks in assets. If the 720% number is legit, it’s primarily facie evidence of insider trading, and Trump’s DOJ should prosecute immediately.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 23, 2024 05:11 PM

Put Nancy in charge of Social Security.

If she can perform at 1/10th of her previous ROI, then SS will be solvent in just a few years.

However, if she underperforms that metric, the Russian defenestration squad will pay her a visit.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 23, 2024 05:15 PM (HlyYF)

131 This is not an urgent situation,

Leonid Brezhnev only had a cold.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 23, 2024 05:16 PM (C2QKs)

132 This is not an urgent situation

Dead but stable?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 23, 2024 05:16 PM (hZ92/)

133 You can only last so long with tertiary syphilis.

Posted by: wth at December 23, 2024 05:17 PM (v0R5T)

134 However, if she underperforms that metric, the Russian defenestration squad will pay her a visit.

Let Edward Longshanks walk her to the window.

I still laugh at that scene. Most of the theater did too, I think it was supposed to be shocking and awful but it played hilarious.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2024 05:17 PM (RsS92)

135 133 You can only last so long with tertiary syphilis.
Posted by: wth at December 23, 2024 05:17 PM (v0R5T)

Chancres are he’s terminal….

Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 05:17 PM (PCK5/)

136 Since I know You People don't watch me links, I'll just tell you.
Netflix has decided to produce a show, a SHOW, not a movie, about the "famed" (not really famed, at all) 6888th Postal Unit in WWII.
This unit was supposedly all black. All black woman.
And they made a show about it.
====

They tean with one of an all black transportation units.
Lot's of rocking in them dueces and a half.
Oh Yeeaaahhhh

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 23, 2024 05:17 PM (/lPRQ)

137
Ace is elusive, isn't he?

He's like a gazelle in the dewy morning dawn -- suddenly appears, nibbling at flowers, and, then, turn your head for a moment, and he's gone again!

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 23, 2024 05:18 PM (pn4py)

138 I've got the bru-nette fever, oh man it's bru-tal!

Posted by: Bill "Dawg" Clinton at December 23, 2024 05:18 PM (qUkBO)

139 Ace is the Green Flash of the blogosphere…

Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 05:18 PM (PCK5/)

140 If Joe is dead in 6 months, what does Jill do?

Something tells me it will not be dignified and classy.

Posted by: dave davies at December 23, 2024 05:19 PM (+GVyA)

141 >>Apparently AOC has just learned how social media has been weaponized to support the Left/DNC since at least 2010.

>>Alinsky #4 works!!!!

Something that never got the coverage it should have was when Obama signed the Smith - Mundt Modification Act which basically made it legal for the government to use propaganda on Americans and not just overseas.

That paved the way for Obama's censorship and narrative building colossus. Obama was and is a communist.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2024 05:19 PM (LkLld)

142 Hey all you Floridians who are tired of Morgan, Morgan, Morgan, Morgan and Morgan's gigantic fake face propped up all over the state, time to find another ambulance chaser to serve your litigious needs.

Posted by: pawn, RIP Vic at December 23, 2024 05:19 PM (QB+5g)

143 Clinton's spokesperson says it's not an urgent situation. That's what they said about those old Soviet leaders who were hospitalized for "fevers"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 23, 2024 05:20 PM (DopAq)

144 Leading Report @LeadingReport 3h
BREAKING: Biden administration has officially withdrawn its student loan forgiveness plans for approximately 38 million Americans.

The Gateway Pundit @gatewaypundit 2h
BREAKING: Joe Biden Leaves Millions of Borrowers in Lurch, Abruptly Withdraws His Student Loan Forgiveness Plans
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Ha, ha!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 23, 2024 05:20 PM (hovnC)

145
"Sokolove" was the first "Morgan & Morgan," yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 23, 2024 05:20 PM (pn4py)

146 Netflix has decided to produce a show, a SHOW, not a movie, about the "famed" (not really famed, at all) 6888th Postal Unit in WWII.

Critical Drinker did a great rundown of all the other possible stories they could have told about forgotten or lesser known units in WW2. Instead, Oprah chose... mail clerks. And the hilariously over the top ad makes it sound like they're gonna storm Omaha Beach with pitchforks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2024 05:20 PM (RsS92)

147 " . . I can't imagine she [isn't] encouraging [Joe] to burn the whole thing down, despite his better judgment,' an insider said."

AUFKM??

If it wasn't for bad judgment, Joe Biden would have any judgment. Building him up some Jefferson and Washington this insider is.

He can stop. Joe has nothing to offer any more. Not even AF1 rides

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 23, 2024 05:21 PM (JkCto)

148 140 If Joe is dead in 6 months, what does Jill do?

Something tells me it will not be dignified and classy.
Posted by: dave davies at December 23, 2024 05:19 PM (+GVyA)

Probably buy a place in Belize and try to proposition Pedro the Pool Boy.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:21 PM (K861k)

149 I'm being very, very quiet.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 23, 2024 05:21 PM (paSBy)

150 Hey Netflix

You could have your very own Fury movie just by covering the 761st tank battalion. They were called the Black Panthers also.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 23, 2024 05:21 PM (C2QKs)

151 Clinton's spokesperson says it's not an urgent situation.
.....

...and they've never lied before.

Posted by: wth at December 23, 2024 05:21 PM (v0R5T)

152 Has a federal department ever been shut down?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2024 05:21 PM (63Dwl)

153 142:

Hate to tell you this, but that asshole Morgan is nationwide.

Posted by: Geoff Tate at December 23, 2024 05:22 PM (BMHsU)

154 > where she has been an English professor.

Oh, so the media is just now getting around to telling the rubes that she's not a physician.

Well, then...

Saw Amelia Carter trending on Twitter, and thought that maybe Jimmy's spawn had done something of note, but it's the poor woman who got set on fire by the "dreamer" in the subway. Unfortunate coincidence that she shared a name with the long-time champion of the "Ugliest First Daughter" contest, at least until Chelsea Clinton came along.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2024 05:22 PM (W5ArC)

155 Something that never got the coverage it should have was when Obama signed the Smith - Mundt Modification Act which basically made it legal for the government to use propaganda on Americans and not just overseas.

Yeah that absolutely needs to be repealed. A lot of stuff passed during Obama's term do.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2024 05:22 PM (RsS92)

156 jill will be "doing" anybody with a big bank account.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2024 05:23 PM (XTmTf)

157 > Probably buy a place in Belize and try to proposition Pedro the Pool Boy.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:21 PM (K861k)

Or invite Hunter down.

Same thing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2024 05:23 PM (W5ArC)

158 My money is on: Recurrent Herpes Simplex Virus

Posted by: L - Rooster one day, Feather duster another at December 23, 2024 05:23 PM (NFX2v)

159 Probably buy a place in Belize and try to proposition Pedro the Pool Boy.

O she shacks up with Hunter..

Posted by: Geoff Tate at December 23, 2024 05:23 PM (BMHsU)

160 jill will be "doing" anybody with a big bank account.

So Hunter has a chance?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 23, 2024 05:23 PM (C2QKs)

161 >>Has a federal department ever been shut down?

Im looking forward to seeing Musk and company list all of the federal departments and agencies. He said in one of his speeches that there are close to 500 federal agencies and nobody has a clue what some of them even do.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2024 05:23 PM (LkLld)

162 5
You ain't got a hair on your ass if you don't!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 23, 2024 04:53 PM (jHelr)
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Hey, but he's got hairy legs.

Posted by: Ciampino - No hair for your ass at December 23, 2024 05:23 PM (i0xsb)

163 "BREAKING: Biden administration has officially withdrawn its student loan forgiveness plans for approximately 38 million Americans."

Ha ha. Suckers. Now you can fall for it again in 2028.

Posted by: fd at December 23, 2024 05:23 PM (vFG9F)

164 Bidens are the people that put the ick in sick.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:24 PM (K861k)

165 They tean with one of an all black transportation units.
Lot's of rocking in them dueces and a half.
Oh Yeeaaahhhh
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 23, 2024 05:17 PM (/lPRQ)
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There actually was a short-lived TV show in the 70s, "The Red Ball Express," a comedy, based on those. My Dad and I enjoyed it, but it didn't get picked up.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 23, 2024 05:24 PM (6K6Eu)

166 Could be lupus.

Posted by: Doogie Howser, M.D. at December 23, 2024 05:24 PM (v0R5T)

167 Has a federal department ever been shut down?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2024 05:21 PM (63Dwl)

They papered over the windows of the Department of Transparency. Might still be going, dunno.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2024 05:24 PM (8zz6B)

168
Shes younger than him. He's got both feet in the grave. She's got nothing to lose. She's in arson mode.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 23, 2024 05:24 PM (+oR7L)

169 153/142

Yeah, in Texas the Morgan son does the advertising on tv and he's even harder to look at.

Posted by: Ktgreat at December 23, 2024 05:25 PM (33LJY)

170 15 PSA: Folks, don't think that just because Ace has now completed his list, and checked it twice, that you now have free rein regarding committing 'naughties' for the rest of the year.

Any disappointments occurring now will be recorded on your CY 2025 Permanent Record.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 23, 2024 04:55 PM (a3Q+t)
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Shit! Too late.

Posted by: Ciampino - No hair for your ass at December 23, 2024 05:25 PM (i0xsb)

171 It's never Lupus

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 23, 2024 05:25 PM (C2QKs)

172 Has a federal department ever been shut down?

Yeah, Trump's first term he shut down the Department of Consumer Affairs or something like that. Its not easy to do, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2024 05:25 PM (RsS92)

173 I still think Jimmeh got turned when he was a young officer in the nuclear program. He would have been an obvious target for the Sovs or the Chicoms.

McCain I'm thinking got turned by underage hookers in Vietnam.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2024 05:26 PM (W5ArC)

174 148 140 If Joe is dead in 6 months, what does Jill do?

First Lady, call me.

Posted by: the Duchess of Sussex at December 23, 2024 05:26 PM (PiwSw)

175 163 "BREAKING: Biden administration has officially withdrawn its student loan forgiveness plans for approximately 38 million Americans."

Ha ha. Suckers. Now you can fall for it again in 2028.
Posted by: fd at December 23, 2024 05:23 PM (vFG9F)

A couple of the dumber dumbshits in my office were crowing about having their loans forgiven. When I asked them why I should be paying their loans after paying mine off, they got a little bit uncomfortable, but not enough to keep from tongue-bathing Biden for his "generosity."

Like I said, dumbshits.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:26 PM (K861k)

176 Has a federal department ever been shut down?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2024 05:21 PM (63Dwl)

***

The closest thing to eternal life here on earth is a Federal Program/Department

Posted by: Life of Wryly at December 23, 2024 05:27 PM (1FWWQ)

177 What does Sr Jill want burned down? The entire country? The DNC? Obama's house?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 23, 2024 05:27 PM (kTd/k)

178 Dr. Jiggly Jill, White House Jihadist and all around vindictive bitch. Never saw that coming no one ever said. Scranton Joe and the Scranton Ho may be the all time nastiest White House couple. If not they are the most venal. January 20th cannot come soon enough.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 23, 2024 05:27 PM (CuJ/Z)

179 So what should I write as a prompt for Tensor that is Christmas related for today?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 23, 2024 05:27 PM (C2QKs)

180 What country are they fleeing to?
Posted by: Lizzy

Maybe they'll ask for asylum in Italy after Bide. speaks to the Pope, but surely Italy has an extradition treaty with the U.S.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2024 05:27 PM (mplHd)

181 FWIW I wouldn't be surprised to see Nancy Pelosi beat Joe to the dirt nap.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 23, 2024 05:28 PM (kTd/k)

182 What country are they fleeing to?
Posted by: Lizzy

Maybe they'll ask for asylum in Italy after Bide. speaks to the Pope, but surely Italy has an extradition treaty with the U.S.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2024 05:27 PM (mplHd)

They should be "safe" in Communist China, as purchased assets. "Safe", however, is relative.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 23, 2024 05:28 PM (VNX3d)

183 So what should I write as a prompt for Tensor that is Christmas related for today?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 23, 2024 05:27 PM (C2QKs)
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Something about John McClane?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 23, 2024 05:29 PM (6K6Eu)

184 Vatican City is a recognized country. But not the place for party animals like Jill or Hunter.

Italy only thinks it's a country.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 23, 2024 05:29 PM (C2QKs)

185 They should be "safe" in Communist China, as purchased assets. "Safe", however, is relative.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 23, 2024 05:28 PM (VNX3d)

Find them a nice house among the Uighurs.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:29 PM (K861k)

186 Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 23, 2024 05:28 PM (VNX3d)

Good point. I hadn't thought of them fleeing to China,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2024 05:29 PM (mplHd)

187

Fever Thats Hawt!
-Monica Lewinski

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 23, 2024 05:30 PM (wDJaI)

188 Something about John McClane?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 23, 2024 05:29 PM (6K6Eu)

Fists with your toes.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:30 PM (K861k)

189 Did Nutzi make it back home yet with her new German exoskeleton?

Posted by: wth at December 23, 2024 05:30 PM (v0R5T)

190 > Scranton Joe and the Scranton Ho may be the all time nastiest White House couple.

Clenis and Hitlery?

Barky and Mooch?

I won't argue with you, but you've gotta admit there's some stiff competition there.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2024 05:30 PM (W5ArC)

191 So what should I write as a prompt for Tensor that is Christmas related for today?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 23, 2024 05:27 PM (C2QKs)

Wise Men as Cowboys one the way to the sod house where Baby Jesus was borne?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 23, 2024 05:30 PM (VNX3d)

192 Breaking911 @Breaking911 18h
THIS IS CRAZY: An AOC staffer just assaulted @nicksortor in the Capitol. And then AOC says "sir don't touch me... you touched me on the stairs."

@nicksortor NEVER put his hands on her. Video proves this.

This woman is a deranged, pathological liar.

https://tinyurl.com/535sv2vb
52 seconds; LOUD

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 23, 2024 05:30 PM (hovnC)

193 The PRC?

Yeah, safe house with Fang Fang Bang Bang.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 23, 2024 05:30 PM (C2QKs)

194 Today's the anniversary of the 1913 Federal Reserve Act. Too bad Ol' Hickory's not around for another Bank War.

Posted by: Sassy Fred at December 23, 2024 05:30 PM (RMjVS)

195 The woman set on fire atrocity has me deciding to switch over to natural fibers as much as possible.

Polyester is a death trap.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 23, 2024 05:30 PM (J5RCE)

196 The PRC?
Yeah, safe house with Fang Fang Bang Bang.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 23, 2024 05:30 PM (C2QKs)

No Yellow!

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Sex Pest at December 23, 2024 05:31 PM (R/m4+)

197 188 Something about John McClane?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 23, 2024 05:29 PM (6K6Eu)

Fists with your toes.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:30 PM (K861k)

Die Hard >>>>>> Die Hard II

Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 05:31 PM (PCK5/)

198 Clenis and Hitlery?

Barky and Mooch?

I won't argue with you, but you've gotta admit there's some stiff competition there.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2024 05:30 PM (W5ArC)

Just thank your stars you don't have the contract to fumigate the White House every four to eight years.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:31 PM (K861k)

199 I still think Jimmeh got turned when he was a young officer in the nuclear program. He would have been an obvious target for the Sovs or the Chicoms.
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No he actually was accepted and was well into the program when his father died and he took a hardship discharge to manage the family farm.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 23, 2024 05:31 PM (6K6Eu)

200 "Burn the Whole Thing Down" ... iow just do as he has done for the past 4 years, just piled higher and deeper?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 23, 2024 05:31 PM (cY18j)

201 We have the technology. We can rebuild her.

Posted by: The Six Million Dollar Pelosi at December 23, 2024 05:31 PM (v0R5T)

202 Illegal migrant who set woman on fire on subway was deported under Trump but snuck back in

https://mol.im/a/14222527

Posted by: Ciampino - No hair for your ass at December 23, 2024 05:32 PM (i0xsb)

203 > No he actually was accepted and was well into the program

Right. That's why I think the commies targeted him for turning. Likely a honeypot. Maybe he didn't always lust in just his heart.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2024 05:33 PM (W5ArC)

204 201 We have the technology. We can rebuild her.
Posted by: The Six Million Dollar Pelosi at December 23, 2024 05:31 PM (v0R5T)

On second thought, let's not.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:33 PM (K861k)

205 Dec 23, 1941, the Marine Defense Battalion on Wake Island surrendered to the Japanese after two weeks of fierce resistance.

Dec 23, 1945, Hideki Tojo was executed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 23, 2024 05:33 PM (C2QKs)

206 But who is making the decision to pardon all the e disgusting people? Is this really what Jill wants their names attached to as they exit stage left, whether with a flounce or gracefully?

Posted by: Piper at December 23, 2024 05:34 PM (QzINz)

207 152 Has a federal department ever been shut down?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Mostly military-related.

Wikipedia: List of defunct or renamed United States federal agencies.

And then there's BRAC, Base Realignment and Closure.
BRAC aims to improve the efficiency of the DoD, increase operational readiness, and facilitate new ways of doing business.

Process - Congress authorizes BRAC rounds, which establish independent commissions to review and approve the Secretary of Defense's basing changes. The commissions use objective criteria and transparent deliberations, including open hearings and public review.

Rounds - There have been five rounds of BRAC, authorized in 1988, 1991, 1993, 1995, and 2005. These rounds have resulted in the closure of over 350 installations, with an estimated annual savings of $12 billion.

Property transfer - A large portion of BRAC property is transferred to other federal agencies, states, tribes, local governments, or private industries
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Was personally affected by closure of the Philadelphia Naval Shipyard; Naval Station, Philadelphia; Naval Hospital, Philadelphia and Commandant, 4th Naval District
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Trump should move for RIFs.

Posted by: L - Rooster one day, Feather duster another at December 23, 2024 05:34 PM (NFX2v)

208 Dec 23, 1945, Hideki Tojo was executed.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 23, 2024 05:33 PM (C2QKs)
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After we saved his life after he tried to commit seppuku.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 23, 2024 05:34 PM (6K6Eu)

209 Isn't the government still paying for some tree farms that were originally for the purpose of providing raw material for wooden ships?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2024 05:35 PM (W5ArC)

210 Any Babylon 5 fans remember President Clark? When he knew he was screwed he went scorched Earth. Biden may just make fiction reality

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 23, 2024 05:35 PM (DopAq)

211 @nicksortor NEVER put his hands on her.
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Addendum: It's a male staffer running interference for AOC in the halls and up the stairs who touches/pushes Nick Sortor I'd clarify/add.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 23, 2024 05:36 PM (hovnC)

212 > A large portion of BRAC property is transferred to other federal agencies, states, tribes, local governments, or private industries

Alaska Natives got the former Navy base on Adak Island.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2024 05:36 PM (W5ArC)

213 @205 Marines sank a couple of destroyers with shore guns

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 23, 2024 05:36 PM (DopAq)

214 I've got a fever, and the only cure is more cun, er cow bell!

Posted by: THE Bubba Clinton at December 23, 2024 05:36 PM (a3Q+t)

215 Today is also the anniversary of the Immaculate Reception. 1972.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2024 05:36 PM (LkLld)

216 vmom, I thought the same thing but polyester doesn't burn like that it just melts.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2024 05:37 PM (XTmTf)

217 Any Babylon 5 fans remember President Clark? When he knew he was screwed he went scorched Earth. Biden may just make fiction reality
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 23, 2024 05:35 PM (DopAq)

And so it begins.

Posted by: Sassy Fred at December 23, 2024 05:37 PM (RMjVS)

218 Alaska Natives got the former Navy base on Adak Island.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2024 05:36 PM (W5ArC)

Have they done anything worthwhile with it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2024 05:37 PM (8zz6B)

219 Isn't the government still paying for some tree farms that were originally for the purpose of providing raw material for wooden ships?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2024 05:35 PM (W5ArC)
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I know the British government is. I believe they were recently informed that the latest round of trees are ready.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 23, 2024 05:37 PM (6K6Eu)

220

I collect wooden nesting dolls. Years ago in St. Petersburg Russia I bought a Clinton nesting doll set.

First is Clinton, second is Monica, third is a blonde woman, I can't remember her name, fourth is Hillary and the fifth is a cigar.

It's my favorite, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at December 23, 2024 05:37 PM (3ek7K)

221 So- I don’t get who Full Diaper Joe is spiting by pardoning or commuting the sentences of child murderers, rapist and other who committed heinous acts. It’s just pissing off the entire country more and further poisoning the well for Democrats.

Posted by: Vengeance at December 23, 2024 05:37 PM (4UhNi)

222 215 Today is also the anniversary of the Immaculate Reception. 1972.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2024 05:36 PM (LkLld)

??? You have me at adisadvantage here, Jack…

Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 05:38 PM (PCK5/)

223
Bidendämmerung

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 23, 2024 05:38 PM (dxSpM)

224 vmom, I thought the same thing but polyester doesn't burn like that it just melts.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2024 05:37 PM (XTmTf)

Cotton can burn pretty rapidly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2024 05:38 PM (8zz6B)

225 Is touching someone's "stairs" a crime?

Posted by: pawn, RIP Vic at December 23, 2024 05:38 PM (QB+5g)

226 GatewayPundit says Bill Clinton is in the hospital with a fever.

I hope he likes heat.

Posted by: Stateless at December 23, 2024 05:38 PM (jvJvP)

227 If Joe Biden was going “burn the whole thing down”, he would veto the CR

Posted by: SMOD at December 23, 2024 05:39 PM (yZBeG)

228 "Burn the Whole Thing Down"

Dems sitting in the corner throwing a tantrum because they can't have their way anymore so if they can't, no one can.
A**holes,

Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2024 05:39 PM (W/lyH)

229 Trump should move for RIFs.

Posted by: L - Rooster one day, Feather duster another at December 23, 2024 05:34 PM (NFX2v)

In my experience, RIFs tend to get rid of the folks who actually do the work, and leave the old dead wood in place. Probably not the way to go about it. I should think you could start with useless agencies, ones that duplicate and complicate state agencies. Then I would reduce the highest paying jobs to nearly nil, meaning the old farts who haven't produced anything in years would retire. Get rid of the eight layers of management who don't manage a damned thing. Declare no meeting should last more than one hour. Reinstate punch clocks, all that jazz.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:39 PM (K861k)

230 164 Bidens are the people that put the ick in sick.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:24 PM (K861k)
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I get it; the plural of S? Just add ICK.
Clever.

Posted by: Ciampino - No hair for your ass at December 23, 2024 05:39 PM (i0xsb)

231 Take heart, Democrats. You still have NY and California. They’ll still pull your finger. For now.

Posted by: Vengeance at December 23, 2024 05:40 PM (4UhNi)

232 AOP, the article I read said natural fibers burn and synthetics just melt and put out the fire.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2024 05:40 PM (XTmTf)

233 You don't get rich in politics unless you're crook. ~ H S Truman (D)

Posted by: Old guy at December 23, 2024 05:40 PM (eZjK1)

234 If the Vatican is an independent state I can't really imagine Pope John wanting the Biden's.Thete It's difficult enough if you love someone with dementia. How much worse it would be if the dementia victim was always a nasty man
- although I expect Jill had him under control-and his shrewish wife and I wouldn't want to live In
The same City as Jill either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2024 05:40 PM (xaKf7)

235
Chancres are he’s terminal….
Posted by: tubal

ISWYDT

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2024 05:40 PM (xG4kz)

236 222 215 Today is also the anniversary of the Immaculate Reception. 1972.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2024 05:36 PM (LkLld)

??? You have me at a disadvantage here, Jack…
Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 05:38 PM (PCK5/)

Cowboys/Steelers, when both were great.

https://youtu.be/dHIXFKrrUhA

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 23, 2024 05:40 PM (VNX3d)

237 I guess I get the watermelon ad on all videos.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 23, 2024 05:41 PM (/lPRQ)

238 234 - Meant Pope Francis.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2024 05:41 PM (xaKf7)

239 Is touching someone's "stairs" a crime?
Posted by: pawn, RIP Vic at December 23, 2024 05:38 PM (QB+5g)

The vestibule is off limits.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 23, 2024 05:41 PM (Aqu9a)

240 130 111 720% over ten years? That can’t be right. Even Wall Street wunderkinds can’t get anywhere near that. A Wall Streeter with that track record would be managing a trillion bucks in assets. If the 720% number is legit, it’s primarily facie evidence of insider trading, and Trump’s DOJ should prosecute immediately.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 23, 2024 05:11 PM

Put Nancy in charge of Social Security.

If she can perform at 1/10th of her previous ROI, then SS will be solvent in just a few years.

However, if she underperforms that metric, the Russian defenestration squad will pay her a visit.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 23, 2024 05:15 PM (HlyYF)

When you are in charge of legislating Laws, which then pick winners and losers... it's not insider trading, it's stacking the deck.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 23, 2024 05:41 PM (QAkQ3)

241 This nasty fucking hosebag, Dr. Jill, needs to be slapped around by Puffy Combs and his crew of sexual monsters. Hunter can aspire, but he'll never reach the pinnacle, and Joe just drools and breathes on children.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 23, 2024 05:41 PM (/MR36)

242 172
'Department of Consumer Affairs'

Is that the one Obola set up for Pocahantas?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 23, 2024 05:41 PM (3wi/L)

243 218 Alaska Natives got the former Navy base on Adak Island.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2024 05:36 PM (W5ArC)

Have they done anything worthwhile with it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2024 05:37 PM (8zz6B)

What would you suggest? It's Adak, after all.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:41 PM (K861k)

244 243 218 Alaska Natives got the former Navy base on Adak Island.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2024 05:36 PM (W5ArC)

Have they done anything worthwhile with it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2024 05:37 PM (8zz6B)

What would you suggest? It's Adak, after all.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:41 PM (K861k)

I know!!! An Inuit Casino!!!

Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 05:42 PM (PCK5/)

245 You know who else is terminal?

Posted by: VT100 at December 23, 2024 05:42 PM (a3Q+t)

246 Posted by: pawn, RIP Vic at December 23, 2024 05:38 PM (QB

Not as bad touching them on the handrail.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2024 05:43 PM (xaKf7)

247 Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
ANIMAL: Previously deported illegal alien Sebastian Zapeta-Calil walks out of NYPD precinct after being accused of burning woman alive on subway

https://tinyurl.com/mryp32j5
1:02 minutes; he's wearing some weird white suit [modern straitjacket??] and doesn't appear to be with cops. Psych hospital social workers??

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 23, 2024 05:43 PM (hovnC)

248 What would you suggest? It's Adak, after all.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:41 PM

FBI Headquarters?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 23, 2024 05:43 PM (a3Q+t)

249 >It is no coincidence that Biden is considering proposing banning congressmen trading in individual stocks -
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where would that authority come from

Posted by: Don Black. Message: bring back the old kickoff rules at December 23, 2024 05:43 PM (/7KEl)

250 Vic is never gonna make it to the sidebar, is he??

Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 05:43 PM (PCK5/)

251 I hope he likes heat.
Posted by: Stateless at December 23, 2024 05:38 PM (jvJvP)

Goethe summed it up best:

I am the spirit that negates.
And rightly so, for all that comes to be
Deserves to perish wretchedly;
'Twere better nothing would begin.
Thus everything that that your terms, sin,
Destruction, evil represent—
That is my proper element.

Posted by: Sassy Fred at December 23, 2024 05:43 PM (RMjVS)

252 ??? You have me at adisadvantage here, Jack…

Franco Harris making one of the most improbable catches and winning the game for the Steelers over the Raiders on the last play of the game. Nicknamed by some sportswriter/broadcaster as The Immaculate Reception.

https://tinyurl.com/2a2kexm3

Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2024 05:43 PM (LkLld)

253 Have they done anything worthwhile with it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2024 05:37 PM (8zz6B)

What would you suggest? It's Adak, after all.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:41 PM (K861k)

I know!!! An Inuit Casino!!!
Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 05:42 PM (PCK5/)

Polar bears as the dealers - or the bouncers?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 23, 2024 05:44 PM (VNX3d)

254 I know!!! An Inuit Casino!!!
Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 05:42 PM (PCK5/)

That would be Aleut, and who in their right mind would to go Adak to party?

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:44 PM (K861k)

255 Wait, a politician can host a thank you dinner at the White House for political donors?

Well, since I am paying for that, fuck you. I hope you all choke on your chicken.

Posted by: haffhowershower at December 23, 2024 05:44 PM (NMT5x)

256 How many times has Biden offered college loan forgiveness and then yanked it back, either based on ScOTUS ruling or whatever ?

What a jerk. How about don’t make promises you can’t legally keep?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2024 05:44 PM (Hkcdp)

257 I know the British government is. I believe they were recently informed that the latest round of trees are ready.
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Hearts of oak are our ships!
Hearts of oak are our men!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 23, 2024 05:44 PM (hovnC)

258 @222 it was Raiders v Steelers in the AFC championship game. Raiders led and on their blast play Steelers QB Terry Bradshaw threw a pass to Frenchy Fuqua which either bounced off him or Raider safety Jack Tatum. Franco Harris grabbed the ricochet and ran for a TD. Steelers won

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 23, 2024 05:44 PM (DopAq)

259 248 What would you suggest? It's Adak, after all.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:41 PM

FBI Headquarters?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 23, 2024 05:43 PM (a3Q+t)

No we are getting somewhere.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:45 PM (K861k)

260 "Is touching someone's "stairs" a crime?
Posted by: pawn, "

This is my no no stair.

Posted by: Stair Case at December 23, 2024 05:45 PM (vFG9F)

261 AOP, the article I read said natural fibers burn and synthetics just melt and put out the fire.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2024 05:40 PM (XTmTf)

Not all synthetics are equal. Nomex firesuits are synthetic. Rayon and polypropylene fleece can burn like candles. Some melt, and burn, sticking to your flesh like napalm.

That subway burning seems like such a weird crime. Do you suppose maybe the woman had a death wish, dressed herself in highly flammable clothing, and hired that bum to set her alight?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2024 05:45 PM (8zz6B)

262 254 I know!!! An Inuit Casino!!!
Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 05:42 PM (PCK5/)

That would be Aleut, and who in their right mind would to go Adak to party?
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:44 PM (K861k)

I might have been funning.. Aleut, eh? Inuit adjacent, maybe??

Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 05:45 PM (PCK5/)

263 225 Is touching someone's "stairs" a crime?
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Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 23, 2024 05:45 PM (hovnC)

264 Who is the crazy looking lady in congress with the purple hair?
It has been revealed she is in control of much money. What rock did she crawl out from under? They have kept her hidden for many years it seems. Our congress is filled with weirdos and crazy people!!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 23, 2024 05:45 PM (wDJaI)

265 In my experience, RIFs tend to get rid of the folks who actually do the work, and leave the old dead wood in place. Probably not the way to go about it. I should think you could start with useless agencies, ones that duplicate and complicate state agencies. Then I would reduce the highest paying jobs to nearly nil, meaning the old farts who haven't produced anything in years would retire. Get rid of the eight layers of management who don't manage a damned thing. Declare no meeting should last more than one hour. Reinstate punch clocks, all that jazz.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:39 PM (K861k)

If you eliminate an agency, that starts a RIF where those folks can try to take over other jobs they are qualified for...now, most would be rejected, but it would still be a RIF...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 23, 2024 05:45 PM (exHjb)

266 How many times has Biden offered college loan forgiveness and then yanked it back, either based on ScOTUS ruling or whatever ?

What a jerk. How about don’t make promises you can’t legally keep?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2024 05:44 PM (Hkcdp)

A lot of politicians would have little to say during campaigns.

Hmmm. Me likey!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 23, 2024 05:45 PM (VNX3d)

267 Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:39 PM (K861k)

US Navy currently has a ratio of 5 Enlisted per Active Officer.

What all those Zeros are doin? I can't imagine. My ships normal complements was about 10 to 1.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 23, 2024 05:46 PM (QAkQ3)

268 Cowboys/Steelers, when both were great.

?! That was against my Raiders. Steelers can't play the Cowboys in the playoffs.

Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2024 05:46 PM (JzFC4)

269 263 225 Is touching someone's "stairs" a crime?
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Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 23, 2024 05:45 PM (hovnC)

Don't touch her monkey, either.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:46 PM (K861k)

270 225 Is touching someone's "stairs" a crime?
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Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 23, 2024 05:45 PM (hovnC)

That escalatored quickly.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 23, 2024 05:46 PM (Aqu9a)

271
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Posted by: Don Black. Message: bring back the old kickoff rules at December 23, 2024 05:47 PM (/7KEl)

272 269 263 225 Is touching someone's "stairs" a crime?
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Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 23, 2024 05:45 PM (hovnC)

Don't touch her monkey, either.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:46 PM (K861k)

So THAT was her minkey!!

Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 05:47 PM (PCK5/)

273 Who is the crazy looking lady in congress with the purple hair?

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 23, 2024 05:45 PM (wDJaI)

I think that thing's a post-op tranny.

Posted by: Sassy Fred at December 23, 2024 05:47 PM (RMjVS)

274 Cowboys/Steelers, when both were great.

?! That was against my Raiders. Steelers can't play the Cowboys in the playoffs.
Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2024 05:46 PM (JzFC4)

Yeah, I messed up. All I saw were the silver helmets. When little, I was a Steelers fan, and my brother a Cowboys fan - in Texas.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 23, 2024 05:47 PM (VNX3d)

275 Our congress is filled with weirdos and crazy people!!
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 23, 2024 05:45 PM (wDJaI)

Who else is gonna run for that degenerate institution?

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:47 PM (K861k)

276 Get rid of the eight layers of management who don't manage a damned thing.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:39 PM

Paperwork doesn't just shuffle itself, you know.

Posted by: Layers 1 through 7 at December 23, 2024 05:48 PM (a3Q+t)

277 "Vic is never gonna make it to the sidebar, is he??"

Doesn't seem so. I think it's shameful.

Maybe some folks could apply some pressure in some way.

Posted by: pawn, RIP Vic at December 23, 2024 05:49 PM (QB+5g)

278 If you eliminate an agency, that starts a RIF where those folks can try to take over other jobs they are qualified for...now, most would be rejected, but it would still be a RIF...
Posted by: Nova Local at December 23, 2024 05:45 PM (exHjb)

Gotta freeze all openings prior to deleting the agency. You can't bully your way into a federal job--there has to be an open listing.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:49 PM (K861k)

279 Biden pardons and commutations feels a lot like third world do who empty all the prisons when they know they are about to be overthrown or invaded (see Saddam Hussein). He - or whoever is doing this - wants chaos, and to punish all of us who didn’t vote for Kamala.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2024 05:49 PM (Hkcdp)

280 Get rid of the eight layers of management who don't manage a damned thing.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:39 PM

Paperwork doesn't just shuffle itself, you know.
Posted by: Layers 1 through 7 at December 23, 2024 05:48 PM (a3Q+t)

Avenge me!

Posted by: Old TPS Cover Sheets at December 23, 2024 05:49 PM (Aqu9a)

281 I saw an old old movie… North Dallas Forty… pretty good, pretty funny.. back when there was gratuitous nudity..

Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 05:49 PM (PCK5/)

282 Our congress is filled with weirdos and crazy people!!
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 23, 2024 05:45 PM (wDJaI)

Who else is gonna run for that degenerate institution?
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:47 PM (K861k)

I wonder how many congresscritters would drop dead during a Joint Session if someone dressed as Death, with his scythe, walked to the podium?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 23, 2024 05:50 PM (VNX3d)

283 Paperwork doesn't just shuffle itself, you know.
Posted by: Layers 1 through 7 at December 23, 2024 05:48 PM (a3Q+t)

We don't even use paper anymore. But the forms, oh, the damned forms.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:50 PM (K861k)

284 276 Get rid of the eight layers of management who don't manage a damned thing.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:39 PM

Paperwork doesn't just shuffle itself, you know.
Posted by: Layers 1 through 7 at December 23, 2024 05:48 PM (a3Q+t)

Recently saw Musk say it is part of the corporate climate, that if you feel like you don't have anything to contribute to a meeting... nothing to say... you are EXPECTED to quietly get up and leave.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 23, 2024 05:50 PM (QAkQ3)

285 What all those Zeros are doin? I can't imagine. My ships normal complements was about 10 to 1.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 23, 2024 05:46 PM

The Goat Locker isn't what it used to be.

Posted by: Ossifers at December 23, 2024 05:50 PM (a3Q+t)

286 Rosa delauro

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at December 23, 2024 05:50 PM (dJR17)

287 Purple hair lady is CT Congressman Rosa Delauro

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2024 05:50 PM (Hkcdp)

288 225 Is touching someone's "stairs" a crime?
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Posted by: andycanuck

That escalatored quickly.
Posted by: Count de Monet
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I knew that would get a rise out of you.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 23, 2024 05:50 PM (hovnC)

289 YouTube is good for some things:

https://youtu.be/dHIXFKrrUhA

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Intrepid Cub AoSHQ Reporter at December 23, 2024 05:51 PM (PiwSw)

290 286 Rosa delauro
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at December 23, 2024 05:50 PM (dJR17)

Ah… she is on my “ who’s hotter” ? list…

Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 05:51 PM (PCK5/)

291 Purple hair lady is CT Congressman Rosa Delauro
Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2024 05:50 PM (Hkcdp)

"Lady"

Posted by: Sassy Fred at December 23, 2024 05:52 PM (RMjVS)

292 I fucking hate these fucking fucks. Go to hell.

Was that too vague?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I'll hang up and listen... at December 23, 2024 05:52 PM (Ad8y9)

293
Stop!
Don't touch!
That is my No-No Square!

Posted by: AOC at December 23, 2024 05:53 PM (a3Q+t)

294 When Nancy broke her hip, Jill sent her a "Break a Leg!" get well card...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2024 05:53 PM (wNGug)

295 Rosa Delauro has been there for years.
Her husband is a big Democrat pollster and they are very wealthy. When Rahm Emmanuel was in Congress he rented a room(s) in Delauro’s mansion.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2024 05:53 PM (Hkcdp)

296 "The commanding officer of the U.S.S. Gettysburg, the ship which mistakenly fired on a U.S. Navy jet in the Red Sea this weekend, is a native of Adak.

Two Navy pilots managed to eject safely after their F/A-18 Super Hornet fighter jet was mistakenly shot down on Sunday in what officials called “an apparent case of friendly fire.” One of the pilots has minor injuries, according to the U.S. Central Command."

From Must Read Alaska. Told you Adak was bad news.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:53 PM (K861k)

297 AOC??? In your dreams, lady, in your dreams…

Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 05:53 PM (PCK5/)

298 277 "Vic is never gonna make it to the sidebar, is he??"

Doesn't seem so. I think it's shameful.

Maybe some folks could apply some pressure in some way.
Posted by: pawn, RIP Vic
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It's rather shocking. I never expected one would receive such treatment from this place. Selective Moronity.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 23, 2024 05:54 PM (kquDM)

299 Is touching someone's "stairs" a crime?
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Posted by: andycanuck

That escalatored quickly.
Posted by: Count de Monet
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I knew that would get a rise out of you.
Posted by: andycanuck

Stringer up because these are just treadful.

Posted by: haffhowershower at December 23, 2024 05:54 PM (NMT5x)

300 Would you believe that in those silly Washingtonian polls (iirc) on the Hill, Delauro has been voted best dressed?

She pays a lot to look like that, lol!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2024 05:55 PM (Hkcdp)

301 Breaking News: REO Speedwagon has performed their last concert in Las Vegas, and will be dissolving on 01 Jan. 2025.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 23, 2024 05:55 PM (a3Q+t)

302 299 Is touching someone's "stairs" a crime?
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Posted by: andycanuck

That escalatored quickly.
Posted by: Count de Monet
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I knew that would get a rise out of you.
Posted by: andycanuck

Stringer up because these are just treadful.
Posted by: haffhowershower at December 23, 2024 05:54 PM (NMT5x)

We should strive to elevate the dialogue here.

Posted by: The punultimate pun at December 23, 2024 05:55 PM (UKe2c)

303 AOC??? In your dreams, lady, in your dreams…
Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 05:53 PM (PCK5/)

Maybe one of her tiddies got loose, swung around, and smacked her on the ass, and she saw Sortor, and blamed it on him?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2024 05:56 PM (8zz6B)

304 What next for this pair of diseased grifters?
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Go, Joe, go. You and DOCTOR Jill should go for the throat. Face it, you're done. You might as well blow it all out, and talk about every skeleton in the Democrat closet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2024 05:56 PM (YqDXo)

305 301 Breaking News: REO Speedwagon has performed their last concert in Las Vegas, and will be dissolving on 01 Jan. 2025.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 23, 2024 05:55 PM (a3Q+t)

Were they ever a Thing?? ( I mean in a big way) not meant as an insult…

Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 05:56 PM (PCK5/)

306 I imagine if he and Jill write a tell-all book it's gonna be lit! Normally I wouldn't go across the street to read it but might make an exception for that...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 23, 2024 05:56 PM (b6VYO)

307 301 Breaking News: REO Speedwagon has performed their last concert in Las Vegas, and will be dissolving on 01 Jan. 2025.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 23, 2024 05:55 PM (a3Q+t)

Heard it from a friend?

Posted by: Sad news at December 23, 2024 05:56 PM (UKe2c)

308 Make Asbestos Great Again!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 23, 2024 05:56 PM (Wx316)

309 I did spend the last couple of hours doing open threads and Cafes for the holidays.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2024 05:06 PM (KRtlO)

In case I forget, ace, Merry Christmas.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2024 05:57 PM (D7oie)

310 In the winter Adak is colder than moose balls. But the inn has a bar. So there’s that.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 23, 2024 05:57 PM (05Q08)

311 I am seeing rumblings out there that biden's handlers are contemplating biden issuing a blanket pardon for all illegals currently in the country. In theory this would stop Trump from deporting illegals simply because they had crossed the border illegally.

While he can't grant them citizenship this would forgive them all for crossing the border illegally and remove the "all illegals are criminals because they broke federal law by crossing the border" reason to deport everyone here illegally.

I hope this is a rumor and his handlers won't do this. If this happens it will start a $hit storm that will not end for decades.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 23, 2024 05:57 PM (Rcnd3)

312 Is touching someone's "stairs" a crime?
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Posted by: andycanuck

That escalatored quickly.
Posted by: Count de Monet

I knew that would get a rise out of you.
Posted by: andycanuck

Stringer up because these are just treadful.
Posted by: haffhowershower

We should strive to elevate the dialogue here.
Posted by: The punultimate pun
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But who will take the first step??

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 23, 2024 05:58 PM (hovnC)

313 Mister Scott, yep, that would definitely burn it all down.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2024 05:58 PM (XTmTf)

314 281 I saw an old old movie… North Dallas Forty… pretty good, pretty funny.. back when there was gratuitous nudity..

Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 05:49 PM (PCK5/)

Best football movie ever.

Posted by: davidt at December 23, 2024 05:58 PM (i0F8b)

315
Raiders / Steelers

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2024 05:58 PM (xG4kz)

316 311 I am seeing rumblings out there that biden's handlers are contemplating biden issuing a blanket pardon for all illegals currently in the country. In theory this would stop Trump from deporting illegals simply because they had crossed the border illegally.

While he can't grant them citizenship this would forgive them all for crossing the border illegally and remove the "all illegals are criminals because they broke federal law by crossing the border" reason to deport everyone here illegally.

I hope this is a rumor and his handlers won't do this. If this happens it will start a $hit storm that will not end for decades.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 23, 2024 05:57 PM (Rcnd3)

Yeah that’s a Rubicon that only a venomous, malevolent psychotic bastard would cross… wait..

Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 05:58 PM (PCK5/)

317 Heard it from a friend?
Posted by: Sad news at December 23, 2024 05:56 PM

Even better, The Daily Mail.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 23, 2024 05:59 PM (a3Q+t)

318 While he can't grant them citizenship this would forgive them all for crossing the border illegally and remove the "all illegals are criminals because they broke federal law by crossing the border" reason to deport everyone here illegally.

I hope this is a rumor and his handlers won't do this. If this happens it will start a $hit storm that will not end for decades.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 23, 2024 05:57 PM (Rcnd3)

I don't think that would prevent Trump from deporting them, Just protect them from serving time for illegal entry.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2024 05:59 PM (8zz6B)

319 Heard it from a friend?
Posted by: Sad news at December 23, 2024 05:56 PM

Even better, The Daily Mail.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Who.....?

Posted by: haffhowershower at December 23, 2024 06:00 PM (NMT5x)

320 Nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at December 23, 2024 06:00 PM (GYt5+)

321 I'm thinking the courts will allow Trump to undo most of the trashing that Biden's doing these last few months.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 23, 2024 06:01 PM (kquDM)

322 I was incorrect @258. It wasn't the 72 AFC championship it was the first round. Steelers then lost to the Dolphins who won the SB

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 23, 2024 06:01 PM (DopAq)

323 "I don't think that would prevent Trump from deporting them, Just protect them from serving time for illegal entry."

Kind of like freeing the slaves in the South during the war.

Posted by: pawn, RIP Vic at December 23, 2024 06:01 PM (QB+5g)

324 Nood... Congress Getz Goetz...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 23, 2024 06:02 PM (QAkQ3)

325 "We should strive to elevate the dialogue here."

What steps do you recommend?

Posted by: Stair Case at December 23, 2024 06:02 PM (vFG9F)

326 Banning trading in individual stocks is an onerous infringement on her right to participate in a free-market economy?

Sort of like how lots of people in the congressionally-regulated finance industry are prohibited from doing that?

F*ck...I despise that woman.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2024 06:03 PM (d9fT1)

327 Were they ever a Thing?? ( I mean in a big way) not meant as an insult…
Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 05:56 PM (PCK5/)

Their big release was in 1980. I remember it from Jr High. They weren't quite as big as Loverboy, but big enough.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2024 06:03 PM (D7oie)

328 Breaking News: REO Speedwagon has performed their last concert in Las Vegas, and will be dissolving on 01 Jan. 2025.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 23, 2024 05:55 PM (a3Q+t)

Heard it from a friend?
Posted by: Sad news at December 23, 2024 05:56 PM (UKe2c)

They got tired of trying to tuna fish?

https://tinyurl.com/226vx5z3

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 23, 2024 06:03 PM (VNX3d)

329 >>>I did spend the last couple of hours doing open threads and Cafes for the holidays.
Posted by: ace

>Ya gotta throw in some food/recipe/dessert threads to keep the fatties on the hook for the GAINZZZ series.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 23, 2024 06:03 PM (/MR36)

330 >> I am seeing rumblings out there that biden's handlers are contemplating biden issuing a blanket pardon for all illegals currently in the country. In theory this would stop Trump from deporting illegals simply because they had crossed the border illegally.

How would that work? They are still not citizens and don't have a right to be here.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2024 06:04 PM (LkLld)

331
We should strive to elevate the dialogue here.
Posted by: The punultimate ...

I'll bring the rise, should you choose to run

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2024 06:04 PM (xG4kz)

332 >>The commanding officer of the U.S.S. Gettysburg, the ship which mistakenly fired on a U.S. Navy jet in the Red Sea this weekend, is a native of Adak.

Convenient. Since it could be his next duty station.

Posted by: Aviator at December 23, 2024 06:04 PM (HQ9Sl)

333 278 If you eliminate an agency, that starts a RIF where those folks can try to take over other jobs they are qualified for...now, most would be rejected, but it would still be a RIF...
Posted by: Nova Local at December 23, 2024 05:45 PM (exHjb)

Gotta freeze all openings prior to deleting the agency. You can't bully your way into a federal job--there has to be an open listing.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2024 05:49 PM (K861k)

Nope, every spot a RIF candidate qualifies for, they can try to get...a boss has to approve them replacing the currently sitting employee who would them get to try to kick someone out themselves...

May lead to a lot of conservatives getting canned (if any are left)...may be better to fire all 2024 hires...(since all should mostly still be probationary) and then start...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 23, 2024 06:05 PM (exHjb)

334 In the winter Adak is colder than moose balls. But the inn has a bar. So there’s that.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 23, 2024 05:57 PM

I was stationed there for 4 years back in the 80s. We had the Tundra Tavern and the Husky Club back then.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 23, 2024 06:05 PM (Rcnd3)

335 Best football movie ever.
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I watched Paper Lion with my 'young' nephew [35 now?!] and I had to tell him Alex Karras really did play football professionally as he was only familiar with Karras' Webster and later acting career.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 23, 2024 06:08 PM (hovnC)

336 140 If Joe is dead in 6 months, what does Jill do?

Something tells me it will not be dignified and classy.
Posted by: dave davies at December 23, 2024 05:19 PM (+GVyA)

Marry Hunter?

Posted by: BonniebBue at December 23, 2024 06:11 PM (asQ7T)

337 305 301 Breaking News: REO Speedwagon has performed their last concert in Las Vegas, and will be dissolving on 01 Jan. 2025.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 23, 2024 05:55 PM (a3Q+t)

Were they ever a Thing?? ( I mean in a big way) not meant as an insult…
Posted by: tubal at December 23, 2024 05:56 PM (PCK5/)

One of my favorite bands as a teen.

Posted by: BonniebBue at December 23, 2024 06:14 PM (asQ7T)

338 "President Joe Biden's recent call to ban congressional stock trading"

President Biden is utterly powerless. The only thing he can do now is pardons. And he's busy fucking that up.

Posted by: El Mariachi at December 23, 2024 06:37 PM (ARlwA)

339 to be fair, I'd be depressed too if I was half the fuck up Biden is.

Posted by: El Mariachi at December 23, 2024 06:38 PM (ARlwA)

340 And the hilariously over the top ad makes it sound like they're gonna storm Omaha Beach with pitchforks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Chilling and fried chicken. Side of collard greens.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 23, 2024 06:39 PM (MsrgL)

341
~~Chilling~~

CHITLINS

screw off autocucomber

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 23, 2024 06:40 PM (MsrgL)

342 Actually, if he wants to tweak both Nancy Pelosi AND Donald Trump - pardon all the J6ers. Before Trump can do it, stealing his thunder. And fucking over Pelosi, who worked so hard to get them convicted of something, anything.

Biden can say he walked away a "healer". It'd' be a lie, of course. But Nancy would have fucking steam coming out her ears.

Posted by: El Mariachi at December 23, 2024 06:42 PM (ARlwA)

343 Is there any law saying that presidents get state funerals?

Posted by: torabora at December 23, 2024 09:34 PM (9gcdx)

344 Why does everyone seem to assume that Biden is giving Pelosi the cold shoulder treatment because she helped push him out of the race?

I think it's safer to assume that he isn't talking to her because he doesn't remember her and/or has forgotten who she is.

Posted by: Sendarius at December 23, 2024 11:51 PM (y4ov7)

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