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Disclaimer: Posted slightly early because I'm going out to dinner. There may be pizza.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




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1 Hope dinner is good. Glad you have access to the time machine, Pixy!

Posted by: Nazdar at December 21, 2024 03:46 AM (NcvvS)

2 Y'all have pizza down under? Does having to eat it counterclockwise affect its flavor?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 21, 2024 03:52 AM (QPCEj)

3
Q: What’s a dinnfer?
A: I don’t know, but it’s kinda loud.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at December 21, 2024 03:53 AM (JRP2U)

4 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 21, 2024 03:58 AM (+YRf1)

5 G'Day everyone
Time to get rolling
https://tinyurl.com/2f9pxc2r

Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 04:01 AM (fwDg9)

6 Somebody mentioned on the ONT that Rickey Henderson had died. Nothing on the various newz sites about that yet.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 21, 2024 04:02 AM (+YRf1)

7 Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at December 21, 2024 03:53 AM (JRP2U)

*** Wheels trebuchet into position ***

Posted by: Adriane to Totally Not Cynical Critic . . . at December 21, 2024 04:03 AM (qz+gL)

8 Golly, Pixy just made a little typo. I don’t think she deserves to be trebucheted for that!

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at December 21, 2024 04:09 AM (JRP2U)

9 Mornin' Horde.

Pixy I hope you enjoyed your outing where you made lots of noise and scared the neighbours and critters (That's what a dinn is fer) and your pizza afterwards. ;-)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 21, 2024 04:15 AM (O7YUW)

10 What all that money will achieve I don't know.

-------------------

Pay compensation for their AIs lying and causing harm to unsuspecting users.

Posted by: Decaf at December 21, 2024 04:15 AM (unUNN)

11 Righto. Coffee so the neurons don't all fall back to sleep while the body pretends it's still awake.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 21, 2024 04:18 AM (O7YUW)

12 Golly, Pixy just made a little typo. I don’t think she deserves to be trebucheted for that!
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline


Uh huh …

Nice try at deflection.

Posted by: Adriane to Totally Not Cynical Critic . . . at December 21, 2024 04:18 AM (qz+gL)

13 Poinsettias are red,
Christmas is near,
When I am less tired,
I’ll be of Good Cheer.

Posted by: Adriane to Totally Not Cynical Critic . . . at December 21, 2024 04:19 AM (qz+gL)

14 @5/Skip:

#19 on that list: "Here's an idea: whenever congressional "leaders" deprive their fellow lawmakers of a meaningful opportunity to read a bill *before* voting on it, we should immediately fire those leaders and elect new ones }}

Sounds good to me. The reaction to being pressed to vote for a brick of legislation you couldn't possibly have the time to read and understand should be an automatic "no" vote. If it's not, the congress critter voting yes isn't fit to sit in that seat.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 21, 2024 04:24 AM (O7YUW)

15 G'morning, all.


I believe that Pixy has dietary requirements that makes pizza a rare treat.

So if pizza is on the menu for dinnfer tonight, it would be a good thing.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 21, 2024 04:33 AM (a1415)

16 And now I'm awake enough to see that Buzz made the same joke about dinnfer, and got there first. Well done Buzz.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 21, 2024 04:38 AM (O7YUW)

17 Horde mind.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at December 21, 2024 04:39 AM (JRP2U)

18 Happy winter everyone.....
If congressional leaders let there members read legislation before voting on it, we would quickly run out of 'leaders'.

Posted by: Colin at December 21, 2024 04:40 AM (wlQdF)

19 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at December 21, 2024 04:51 AM (dg+HA)

20 Good Morning. Much driving today

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 21, 2024 04:52 AM (dR6yv)

21 @18/Colin: *looks at calendar* Well whattya know, it IS the shortest day of the year.

https://youtu.be/tnO6YqZ_qkQ

(language alert for those of you at work)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 21, 2024 04:57 AM (O7YUW)

22 "Disclaimer: Posted slightly early because I'm going out to dinnfer. There may be pizza."

Wait, didn't you have a thing about wheat?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2024 05:03 AM (bss/y)

23 Have snow ground cover hete

Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 05:04 AM (fwDg9)

24
Darn, missed the solstice. It was at 09:21Z, 4:21AM EST.

Lo, the sun stood still, if we could see it on this side of the planet.

In a quirk of the Erf's orbital mechanics, due to perihelion occurring in Winter, the longest apparent solar day is tomorrow. Note I said longest. The apparent solar day, the time between successive high noons will be 24 hours and 30 seconds tomorrow.

The longest solar day occurs right at the shortest day in terms of daylight. Well, for us in the Northern hemisphere. For Pixy, today was the longest day. So he gets two longests at the same time, being upside down.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 21, 2024 05:06 AM (w6EFb)

25 Good morning, good people, from the Frigidrondacks, it's officially Winter, for 3 more days, until it warms again then restarts the cycle. No appreciable lingering snow yet.

As per usual, may all effort today result in maximum benefit for each of you, coupled with extreme grief for the resident leftwits who infest the area.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at December 21, 2024 05:06 AM (hKoQL)

26 I believe that Pixy has dietary requirements that makes pizza a rare treat.

Right. He's going off his 100% kangaroo meat diet. That's gonna set back his cage-fighter training.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 21, 2024 05:13 AM (QPCEj)

27 I was there at the solstice, you didn't miss anything

Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 05:15 AM (fwDg9)

28
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 21, 2024 05:16 AM (tljrc)

29 Senate passed the Social Security Modernization Act which repeals the WEP regulation from 1983. This will add 2M more people to SS and shorten SS insolvency by six months. To pay for it, Rand Paul introduced a gradual increase in SS full retirement age from 67 to 70. It was defeated.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 21, 2024 05:23 AM (L39RQ)

30 Really didn't want to work today

Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 05:31 AM (fwDg9)

31 Thought by #17 on Bad Blue if true all Democrats/ Marxists would want a shutdown

Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 05:32 AM (fwDg9)

32 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 21, 2024 05:36 AM (hoCmQ)

33 Silent Night

https://tinyurl.com/4muy437n

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2024 05:46 AM (bss/y)

34 Have I mentioned I H8 winter and won't be happy until May lately?
Forward Dog 9 out

Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 05:46 AM (fwDg9)

35 - There's another big problem for those astronomers who were looking forward to the JWST showing them galaxies in their earliest stages of formation.

The Robertson - Walker, Standard Model, that states that the fabric of space is expanding and the galaxies are moving with it, necessary for the big bang theory, shot down in this published study.

https://tinyurl.com/5n94a6ms

Posted by: TeeJ at December 21, 2024 05:47 AM (ytKo6)

36 30 Really didn't want to work today
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 05:31 AM (fwDg9)

Yesterday was our last day. Most of the auto manufacturers have their winter shutdown this time of year. With the way the holidays fall this year (right on midweek) it means about two weeks of nothing going on.

Supposed to be something on the 30th. We'll see.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2024 05:48 AM (bss/y)

37 34 Have I mentioned I H8 winter and won't be happy until May lately?
Forward Dog 9 out
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 05:46 AM (fwDg9)

And yet I love Christmas.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 21, 2024 05:48 AM (bss/y)

38 Dang climate. Keeps changing.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 21, 2024 05:56 AM (dg+HA)

39
i]Have I mentioned I H8 winter and won't be happy until May lately?
Forward Dog 9 out

Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 05:46 AM

you are not alone

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 21, 2024 05:56 AM (tljrc)

40 The Bing Christmas effects are gone.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 21, 2024 05:59 AM (YzqWW)

41 This isn't DEI...I don't know what it is.

From Kevin Kelly's Cool Tools website:

"Paleontologist-Futurist Michael Garfield works in mind-jazz across genres to help navigating our world of accelerating weirdness and cultivate the curiosity and play for people to thrived in it. Host of Future Fossils, former Digital Media Strategist for The Santa Fe Institute and host of Complexity Podcast, former Community Manager for The Long Now Foundation and Research Analyst for a stealth Mozilla AI spin out, his latest project Humans On The Loop examines agency in the age of automation through conversation, music, essay, social weaving, and the rearing of bespoke language models."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 21, 2024 06:01 AM (PiwSw)

42 With word salad skills like that I'd be president elect right now.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at December 21, 2024 06:06 AM (dg+HA)

43 Oh, he teaches a course called Inspiration Alchemy,

"Inspired by material from The Artist’s Way by Julia Cameron, this course brings together an all-star team of artists, musicians, poets, and community stewards to help you recover your senses of safety, identity, power, integrity, possibility, abundance, connection, strength, compassion, self-protection, autonomy, and faith."

So, DEI, but with more technobabble.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 21, 2024 06:07 AM (PiwSw)

44 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at December 21, 2024 06:09 AM (AN2gy)

45 QUICK REFERENCE GUIDE TO SPACE ACTIVITY FOR DECEMBER 21

On Go - SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Bandwagon-2
SLC-4E - Vandenberg Space Force Base - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: December 21, 2024
Launch Time: 3:34 a.m. PT, 1134 UTC, 12:34 CET

https://www.youtube.com/live/T0hdFic_KuA

Posted by: Ciampino - The other coast at December 21, 2024 06:11 AM (i0xsb)

46 >>> What all that money will achieve I don't know.

The churn will rent some office space, a few conferences and buy some corporate branded swag.

Some tech talent will get experience working long nights and some executives will get bonuses.

Posted by: fluffy at December 21, 2024 06:13 AM (AN2gy)

47 Morning peeps.

It's dark. And cold. Yet the cats felt the need to be outside.

I felt the need to make coffee.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2024 06:18 AM (Q4IgG)

48 Right. He's going off his 100% kangaroo meat diet. That's gonna set back his cage-fighter training.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 21, 2024 05:13 AM (QPCEj)

Ah. The BOING diet.

Must have heard of it from Biden's Dog.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 21, 2024 06:18 AM (y/ZMQ)

49 Is there any more villainous name they could have thought of? The Long Now Foundation? Good gravy. What color jumpsuits do they make you wear?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 21, 2024 06:19 AM (y/ZMQ)

50 >>> From Kevin Kelly's Cool Tools website:

Get the pitchforks and torches.

Posted by: Strunk & White at December 21, 2024 06:19 AM (AN2gy)

51 T - 11am

Posted by: Ciampino - The other coast at December 21, 2024 06:24 AM (i0xsb)

52 Sorry T-11 mins

Posted by: Ciampino - The other coast at December 21, 2024 06:24 AM (i0xsb)

53 I'd love to crack into some big dumb corporate About Us pages and randomly insert words like ranch, bacon bits, olives, croutons, etc. into their word salads. Just to see how long it takes for anyone to actually notice.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 21, 2024 06:27 AM (y/ZMQ)

54 It could be fun to make a browser extension that detects word salad and swaps out words randomly client side. Fun, but not really subversive enough.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 21, 2024 06:29 AM (y/ZMQ)

55 Evening and morning on this shortest day of the year -- Saturn's Day, of all things. I missed the solstice too, by about forty minutes.

Two weird dreams: First, Miss Linda and I were at a school reunion, mine, but it seemed to be held in a building much like my junior high school. We had the cats with us. And the reunion people wouldn't let us leave -- like house arrest! Apparently I didn't have a car. If we went out the back gate of the property, which we could see, and walked a couple of blocks, we'd be able to grab a bus to get back to where we lived. (Which seemed to be the place where I grew up on Bourbon St.) I talked a young lady staffer into driving us out the back gate, and we got to the bus stop . . . and then realized we'd left the cats behind.

Wakeup time. Odd.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 06:33 AM (omVj0)

56 Paleontologist-Futurist Michael Garfield works in mind-jazz across genres to help navigating our world of accelerating weirdness and cultivate the curiosity and play for people to thrived in it. Host of Future Fossils, former Digital Media Strategist for The Santa Fe Institute and host of Complexity Podcast, former Community Manager for The Long Now Foundation and Research Analyst for a stealth Mozilla AI spin out, his latest project Humans On The Loop examines agency in the age of automation through conversation, music, essay, social weaving, and the rearing of bespoke language models."

And has certainly sipped a p3nis or two.

Posted by: Ms Cramer at December 21, 2024 06:36 AM (dEYSD)

57 Okay. Winter is finally here.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at December 21, 2024 06:37 AM (ZmEVT)

58 Second dream: I was apparently living on Bourbon St. again, and Linda (? I guess) and I got home after a short trip where we'd left the cats in the care of our upstairs neighbors. The cats were trotting happily around the patio, healthy but hungry. But the bathroom upstairs looked as if a hurricane had hit it -- the curtain and rod torn off and dumped in the tub, mixed with cans of cat food (some opened -- gah!), and other chaos I can't recall. I'd been planning to go to some meeting that night, but in the dream I scrapped it. We cobbled together some food for the felines and started on cleanup . . . and I woke up again.

Even in dreams, apparently, I know how to do a fast transition over dull stuff to the next important scene.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 06:37 AM (omVj0)

59 to the bus stop . . . and then realized we'd left the cats behind.

Wakeup time. Odd.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 06:33 AM (omVj
I have had similar dreams in NOLA. How much did uou drink?

Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2024 06:37 AM (jgmnb)

60 Huh. Maybe there's something to calling it "Performative Text". Somebody wrote it. Somebody is spending resources making it appear on a publicly available site. It's purpose is to signal that they are Right Thinking. And yet... the people it's intended to signal that to would never actually sit and read through it. The semantics are there, vaguely, but will only ever be recieved by people for whom the content is negative, meaning it damages the reputation of the poster in their eyes.

Word salad is kind of a goofy little paradox if you think about it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 21, 2024 06:39 AM (y/ZMQ)

61 examines agency in the age of automation through conversation, music, essay, social weaving, and the rearing of bespoke language models."

And has certainly sipped a p3nis or two.
Posted by: Ms Cramer at December 21, 2024 06:36 AM (dEYSD)

Am i the only one who started humming "Lesbian Seagull" after reading that last sentence?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 21, 2024 06:43 AM (y/ZMQ)

62 to the bus stop . . . and then realized we'd left the cats behind.

Wakeup time. Odd.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024
*
I have had similar dreams in NOLA. How much did uou drink?
Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2024


***
Zero! Though one of my co-workers on our last day yesterday brought me a little gift bag of chocolate-iced grahams and Christmas sugar cookies, and I allowed myself one of each last night. Sugar high in dreams . . .?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 06:44 AM (omVj0)

63 Good morning. Winter has returned to western NC. 32 degrees now with a high in the mid fourties today and clear skies.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 21, 2024 06:44 AM (X24aq)

64 > Paleontologist-Futurist Michael Garfield works in mind-jazz across genres to help navigating our world of accelerating weirdness...
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I'm curious what this "mind jazz" thing is all about. I mean, you make money at this?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2024 06:46 AM (Q4IgG)

65 OK, good launch. We have another two today. Here's one from New Zealand. Launch was scrubbed a couple of days ago.

On Go - Rocket Lab - Electron - Owl the Way Up
LS-1 - Mähia Peninsula, NZ - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: December 22, 2024 (NZDT)
Launch Time: 03:13 NZDT - December 21, 10:13 a.m. ET, 14:13 UTC, 15:13 CET
[u/]
https://www.youtube.com/live/K18IPBBMxxE

Posted by: Ciampino - The other end of the world at December 21, 2024 06:47 AM (i0xsb)

66 Powerline Week in Pictures:

https://is.gd/G4qzgA

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 21, 2024 06:48 AM (PiwSw)

67 'Tis cool here, 40 F. Not anywhere near as cold as the weather mavens predicted. The north shore of the lake is probably closer to freezing, though.

("The big lake they call Ponchee-trainee --")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 06:49 AM (omVj0)

68 @55/Wolfus: "...and then realized we'd left the cats behind."

And that's the point you snapped out of the dream because of the scare factor. Hey, this is confirmation to you that your furheads matter the world to you.

Moves with cats are "fun". Mine was 3 days, 1,200 miles, with all 3 cats each in their own carrier in the front cab of a Ryder 27 foot moving van. Every morning, immediately upon starting up the engine and driving, it was 30 minutes straight of "Yowl, MRRROWR, Merp, {even more } YOWL!" until they finally finished their meering and protesting at this undignified and improper confinement.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 21, 2024 06:50 AM (O7YUW)

69 63 Good morning. Winter has returned to western NC. 32 degrees now with a high in the mid fourties today and clear skies.

25 here in N GA, will be lucky to see 40 today.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 21, 2024 06:50 AM (dEYSD)

70 Thinking about going out to breakfast at my favorite diner. They won't be open Monday and probably not until Thursday again. But they don't open until 8, and here it is not even 6.

We'll probably have some dinner out tonight, so I'd better save my money. Maybe I can visit the diner and wish them all Merry Christmas tomorrow.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 06:54 AM (omVj0)

71 Just got an email from Cracker Barrel. Maybe driving out to them tonight would make a nice change. They might have the big fireplace lit, too. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 06:57 AM (omVj0)

72 That launch from NZ, the time for the East Coast maybe off by an hour. I think ET is 5 hours from UTC

This is what the website put out
Launch Time: 03:13 NZDT - December 21, 10:13 a.m. ET, 14:13 UTC, 15:13 CET

That may be 9:13 am ET. Someone check and correct me please.

Posted by: Ciampino - The other end of the windy world at December 21, 2024 06:57 AM (i0xsb)

73 "Bespoke language models."

If that doesn't stir fears of civilizational collapse...

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 21, 2024 06:58 AM (BQmuy)

74 73 "Bespoke language models."

If that doesn't stir fears of civilizational collapse...
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 21, 2024 06:58 AM (BQmuy)


hoopy tsjl tjj wkjkj tgjjkjlt yaya!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 21, 2024 06:59 AM (PiwSw)

75 Moves with cats are "fun". Mine was 3 days, 1,200 miles, with all 3 cats each in their own carrier in the front cab of a Ryder 27 foot moving van. Every morning, immediately upon starting up the engine and driving, it was 30 minutes straight of "Yowl, MRRROWR, Merp, {even more } YOWL!" until they finally finished their meering and protesting at this undignified and improper confinement.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 21, 2024


***
I didn't try it with big Arizona when I moved to CO; I left him with Linda, figuring she could air-ship him up to me later. Much easier on both of us. Marie-Antoinette the late smart black cat was a talker, and I thought I'd hear her meowing constantly on the trip back to NO. But after an initial bit of chirping each day, she settled right down in the carrier on the front seat next to me and just enjoyed the trip -- or at least endured it silently.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 07:00 AM (omVj0)

76 "Bespoke" LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 07:04 AM (xEKi4)

77 Beautiful Christian devotional on Revelation 21:23-22:5:

https://tinyurl.com/c7wrm5yw

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 07:06 AM (xEKi4)

78 "Bespoke" LOL
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024


***
That term is usually used for tailored clothing, a "bespoke suit," and special custom body work for cars -- normally in the British car magazines.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 07:09 AM (omVj0)

79 And a nice devotional on Psalm 16:5-11 appropriate for both interested Christians and Jews:

https://tinyurl.com/mv82hh4v

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 07:09 AM (xEKi4)

80 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 07:09 AM (omVj0)

Yes, I knew what it meant. 😊 It's just pretentious in "academics writing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 07:11 AM (xEKi4)

81 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 21, 2024 07:12 AM (u82oZ)

82
Yes, I knew what it meant. 😊 It's just pretentious in "academics writing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024


***
I'm sure you did, Fen. I too found it an odd appearance of the word, since the two usages I know are about the only times I see it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 07:13 AM (omVj0)

83 Time to get dressed and have a little chow. I've already fed the furry thugs, so it's just for me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 07:15 AM (omVj0)

84 My son has a very good vocabulary which comes from reading a lot and looking up words he doesn't know. My favorite story so far about this trait comes from my calling him up at college and asking him if he had been to the school library where he liked to study. He replied, "I had no exigency to go to the library today. " I remebetrc this and got a laugh when he forget something at home and -to my annoyance-we had to drive and hour back to get it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 07:16 AM (Izk0I)

85 Please keep in prayer Bulgar who last week/asked for prayers for he and his family.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 07:18 AM (Izk0I)

86 72 That launch from NZ, the time for the East Coast maybe off by an hour. I think ET is 5 hours from UTC

This is what the website put out
Launch Time: 03:13 NZDT - December 21, 10:13 a.m. ET, 14:13 UTC, 15:13 CET

That may be 9:13 am ET. Someone check and correct me please.

Posted by: Ciampino - The other end of the windy world at December 21, 2024 06:57 AM (i0xsb)
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The online UTC Converter says 14 UTC = 9 ET

Posted by: Ciampino - The other end of the windy world at December 21, 2024 07:19 AM (i0xsb)

87 G'mornin' everyone!

thx for the links, Skip & Mapes!

12 below out there ! Yow! Ow!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 21, 2024 07:20 AM (cY18j)

88 sock_rat_eez

There will be headlines in the Washington Post.

Global Warming on pause due to an unexpected Winter.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 21, 2024 07:24 AM (u82oZ)

89 - Fen, in case I haven't said so due to cutting my commenting back, I appreciate your posting the passages that go along with the devotionals.
I don't read the devotionals but often the passages get added to other reading in His Word.

Posted by: TeeJ at December 21, 2024 07:25 AM (ytKo6)

90
Ciampino, go to time.gov to see the time zone clocks. EST = UTC - 5, CST -6, MST, -7, PST - 8.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 21, 2024 07:26 AM (w6EFb)

91 Posted by: TeeJ at December 21, 2024 07:25 AM (ytKo6

You are welcome. Good to see you. Another poster was saying last week that she had missed you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 07:27 AM (L78BK)

92 I dunno, NaCly, might be an overdose of Real for wapo "readers"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 21, 2024 07:28 AM (cY18j)

93 Morning, Horde...How goes it?

Today is the start of my vacation until January 2. Woot!

Also, I only have 1,298 pages left to read in Wind and Truth...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 21, 2024 07:28 AM (BpYfr)

94 Fanny was no problem at all on the move. I had a big carrier, designed for a dog. She did appreciate getting to visit Screaming in Digital, where she was out in the room and got to sleep on the bed.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 21, 2024 07:28 AM (NQtI0)

95 It has snowed here- not too much /and it looks pretty.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 07:29 AM (L78BK)

96 32 degrees in ETEX, Christmas-like.

Posted by: Eromero at December 21, 2024 07:31 AM (jgmnb)

97
I slept well but woke up badly. Lots of pain in my shoulder. I think it's bursitis. I've been working my arm to try to relieve the discomfort and it's improved.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2024 07:34 AM (dxSpM)

98 One of the many things (a minor one, surely) I am grateful for is having a watch that will switch to UTC (Greenwich) time at the press of a button ... no more conversion-in-the-head!

(o rats, is it +5 or +6 season, aaahhh !)

Please, O mighty President, free us from the tyranny of "daylight saving" !

(wise or prudent ham radio operators do their logs in UTC, this is what makes it important to me)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 21, 2024 07:35 AM (cY18j)

99 Inflatable snowman makes an escape during string wind:

https://tinyurl.com/53s7katk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 07:37 AM (L78BK)

100 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2024 07:34 AM (dxSpM)

Sorry about your pain. May you have a full recovery soon.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 07:38 AM (L78BK)

101
Please, O mighty President, free us from the tyranny of "daylight saving" !

_________

To this I add my voice. DST is an unnatural abomination that cries out to the Lord for vengeance.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2024 07:40 AM (dxSpM)

102 "(wise or prudent ham radio operators do their logs in UTC, this is what makes it important to me)"

Speak to me, brother!

I deal with that shit at work all the time.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at December 21, 2024 07:40 AM (wn8di)

103
When we lived in Ohio, summer dog shows in Indiana, which were day trips, had the added fun of trying to determine when to leave and what county the show was in.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2024 07:44 AM (dxSpM)

104 Great stuff in Week In Pictures today!

Thank you Steven Hayward!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 21, 2024 07:47 AM (pZM95)

105 Those inflatable decorations have become the rage around here. Most of the homes only inflate them at night, but this one house down the road had them up the other day... but it got windy.

The 3-wise men were in the road. Still, sort of, inflated.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2024 07:48 AM (Q4IgG)

106 - Missed me?
Something must be wrong with that girl.

Posted by: TeeJ at December 21, 2024 07:49 AM (ytKo6)

107 Have a great day, everyone.

May you have heat in your house and a song in your heart.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 21, 2024 07:50 AM (u82oZ)

108
Most all modern OSes run the clock in UTC now, with filesystem time stamps in UTC as well. The only time local time comes into it is display the time to the user.

The big exception is the old FAT filesystems, FAT32 and exFAT being the only ones still really used much, for USB sticks and SD cards and such (I prefer NTFS or ext3/4 for those now anyway).

File times are local, and this causes some strange behavior during DST changes. The time is thus ambiguous. exFAT added a field to allow the UTC offset to be stored as well, but it's not used in all implementations.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 21, 2024 07:51 AM (w6EFb)

109 I drove across the country with my cat. 3 very long days. She would bitch and moan for an hour or so and then settle in. Really a great companion.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at December 21, 2024 07:52 AM (ZmEVT)

110 The longest solar day occurs right at the shortest day in terms of daylight. Well, for us in the Northern hemisphere. For Pixy, today was the longest day. So he gets two longests at the same time, being upside down.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
+++
How was it decided that North was up and South was down?
How do we know that we're not the ones who are down under and spinning upside down?
Deep thoughts. Meh.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at December 21, 2024 07:53 AM (Lo97M)

111 All of my Labs have had an assigned riding area in my vehicle, right in back of me on the floor. Since pups they've been told to go lay down and that is where they stay until released. Don't need an 80lb missile ricocheting around in a panic stop or extreme maneuver.

They get a release if a normal stop lasts too long, or we just take a break.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at December 21, 2024 07:54 AM (hKoQL)

112 Ciampino, go to time.gov to see the time zone clocks. EST = UTC - 5, CST -6, MST, -7, PST - 8.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 21, 2024


***
Since I can no longer pick up WWV on the shortwave bands on my radio, I use that site to set my watches and the clock on this laptop.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 07:54 AM (omVj0)

113 "How was it decided that North was up and South was down?
How do we know that we're not the ones who are down under and spinning upside down?"

Eurocentrism.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at December 21, 2024 07:55 AM (ZmEVT)

114 First day of winter in Colorado means only six more months of winter

Posted by: Don Black at December 21, 2024 07:55 AM (/7KEl)

115 Good morning good people.

Easy day today - taking lunch to a shut-in and pizzelles to the Rectory. Father is having an open house tonight.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2024 07:56 AM (WXNFJ)

116 And the solar system revolves counter-clockwise?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at December 21, 2024 07:56 AM (ZmEVT)

117 I drove across the country with my cat. 3 very long days. She would bitch and moan for an hour or so and then settle in. Really a great companion.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at December 21, 2024


***
Marie was like that. Always she adapted to new circumstances.

Stirling was fine also on the four-hour trip back from Vicksburg where I adopted him. Dagny's trip home from the breeder was only an hour, but she was quiet too. In fact she is oddly silent all the time. I know she's not deaf, or mute -- I stepped on her tail once, and the yowl was definite -- but she's just a silent cat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 07:57 AM (omVj0)

118 And the solar system revolves counter-clockwise?
Posted by: no one of any consequence


What goes up
Must come down
Spinning wheel
Got to go 'round.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2024 07:58 AM (WXNFJ)

119 >> And the solar system revolves counter-clockwise?

Right hand rule with "up"/+z axis being north. Positive rotation is counterclockwise.

"Up" or "north", like for the ecliptic plane is define according to this right hand rule.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 21, 2024 07:59 AM (w6EFb)

120 Ciampino, go to time.gov to see the time zone clocks. EST = UTC - 5, CST -6, MST, -7, PST - 8.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 21, 2024

***
Since I can no longer pick up WWV on the shortwave bands on my radio, I use that site to set my watches and the clock on this laptop.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024


***
There is also timeanddate.com, which has a world time zone map and a lot of other features. I use the map to set my GMT watch to Pixy's timezone in AU

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 07:59 AM (omVj0)

121
We get our dogs accustomed to car rides from an early age. They're crated for the trip with a soft pad, food, water, toys and chew items.

Babies may fuss for the first few times, but everyone quickly learns to enjoy it. I joke that the veteran show dogs are asleep by the time we get to the end of the driveway.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2024 07:59 AM (dxSpM)

122 >We get our dogs accustomed to car rides from an early age. They're crated for the trip with a soft pad, food, water, toys and chew items.


Dullsville.

Posted by: Romney Dog at December 21, 2024 08:02 AM (i0F8b)

123 >> Since I can no longer pick up WWV on the shortwave bands on my radio, I use that site to set my watches and the clock on this laptop.

You can use NTP syncing to do this automatically, and continuously if you like and not have to worry with it. Here, I keep my machines synced to 50ms of UTC. That's pretty easy to do with a broadband connection.

Windows is piss-poor by default, and you have to tweak some things to get the "w32tm" clock discipline set up right. Linux is much better by default, but you can tweak it to do much better. "Chrony" is the best NTP syncing out there.

That running on my little routers is the main time server for my network, and easily does 50ms. I could do better, looks like, than that, but no need to be pinging the NTP servers that much.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 21, 2024 08:03 AM (w6EFb)

124
Timeanddate is very good, you can put your exact longitude and latitude in the URLs and get all the times (sunrise/set, high noon, moonrise/set, planetary rise/set and all that) exactly for your location.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 21, 2024 08:04 AM (w6EFb)

125 Happy Winter everyone! Oh who am I kidding. There is no happy winter.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 21, 2024 08:04 AM (SfhV1)

126
For example, the timeanddate URL for sunrise/set is this:

"www.timeanddate.com/sun/@Lat, Long"

where lat and long are in decimal form, and W of prime is negative. North is positive latitude.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 21, 2024 08:06 AM (w6EFb)

127 where lat and long are in decimal form, and W of prime is negative. North is positive latitude.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 21, 2024 08:06 AM (w6EFb)


Sounds suspiciously like math.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 21, 2024 08:08 AM (SfhV1)

128 > Timeanddate is very good, you can put your exact longitude and latitude in the URLs and get all the times (sunrise/set, high noon, moonrise/set, planetary rise/set and all that) exactly for your location.
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I have a weather station that uses my lat/long for sunrise/set, moonrise/set. Elevation for the barometric pressure. Synched to the web for time.

Accurate enough for home use.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2024 08:08 AM (Q4IgG)

129 Went to see a bad local production of Tuna Christmas last night.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 21, 2024 08:11 AM (gbOdA)

130 124
Timeanddate is very good, you can put your exact longitude and latitude in the URLs and get all the times (sunrise/set, high noon, moonrise/set, planetary rise/set and all that) exactly for your location.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 21, 2024 08:04 AM (w6EFb)
----
Is there a 'low noon'?

Posted by: Ciampino - Weirdly weird world at December 21, 2024 08:13 AM (i0xsb)

131 Morning light outside at last. I need to clean up a bit and get dressed for going out in public. My plan is to grit my teeth and wait in line at the local post office station so I can ask about my delayed package that was supposed to have been delivered, according to the tracking, on Wed. 12/18. Nothing yet. I've put in an online search request, but maybe it would be worth my time to ask in person.

Once I see what the line is like, I may change my mind.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 08:13 AM (omVj0)

132 If you need your lat long numbers, this is a good resource:

https://www.latlong.net/

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 21, 2024 08:15 AM (PiwSw)

133 >> Is there a 'low noon'?

That would be apparent solar midnight. :-)

There's high loon, when the moon is over your meridian, too.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 21, 2024 08:15 AM (w6EFb)

134 Back in the 90s, when I worked in a data center, it took a staff of 5 to flip the clocks on archaic machines that couldn't handle DST. Everyone hated that duty.

Once I was in charge of it, we had a budget for steak and bourbon and people would fight over the job.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 21, 2024 08:16 AM (dEYSD)

135
There are 4 minute per degree of longitude. If you know your longitude, you can calculate your local mean time (LMT) from this. For example, here I'm 0:28:41 minutes behind EST meridian.

Local mean noon is thus 12:28:41PM here, which is different from "high noon" or apparent solar noon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 21, 2024 08:17 AM (w6EFb)

136 Good morning, All.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at December 21, 2024 08:18 AM (uYVRZ)

137 Jake is not fun to travel with. He wants to stop at every rest stop and thinks they should be 30 miles apart. So he lets out little barks to remind me. He can't seem to get comfortable on the seats. I'm tempted to put a futon mattress in the back and see if he'd ride back there.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 21, 2024 08:19 AM (NQtI0)

138 Tonight, at midnight, SpaceX will retry launching last night's aborted mission. That was quite a hiccup.

QUICK REFERENCE GUIDE TO SPACE ACTIVITY FOR DECEMBER 21/22

On Go - SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Astranis Block 2
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: December 21/22, 2024
Launch Time: 12:00 a.m. ET - 0500 UTC, 06:00 CET

https://www.youtube.com/live/nHgWiLoW6SI

Posted by: Ciampino - Weirdly weird world wind at December 21, 2024 08:21 AM (i0xsb)

139 I'd love to crack into some big dumb corporate About Us pages and randomly insert words like ranch, bacon bits, olives, croutons, etc. into their word salads. Just to see how long it takes for anyone to actually notice.

In early Web days, content producers were looking for anything to put on a web site other than a logo and a hackneyed motto and thus begat the About Us page.

For vanity's sake, it was senior management, then someone in HR thought it would be great to add individual staffers to make it look like we are one big happy family.

That worked until head hunters mined the About Us pages for talent to poach for other opportunities.

Not the best employees will never be found on the About Us page.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 21, 2024 08:22 AM (rHxhM)

140
Nirvana vs Valhalla

Which is better?

Posted by: Soothsayer hates Hoosiers, too! at December 21, 2024 08:24 AM (GtlsB)

141
...vs Stovikor

(Klingon "heaven")

Posted by: Soothsayer hates Hoosiers, too! at December 21, 2024 08:24 AM (GtlsB)

142 141
Nirvana vs Valhalla

Which is better?

Posted by: Soothsayer hates Hoosiers, too! at December 21, 2024 08:24 AM (GtlsB)

Peacefully sitting alone vs Partying with buxom Valkyries.

Tough choice.

Posted by: davidt at December 21, 2024 08:26 AM (i0F8b)

143 139
Not the best employees will never be found on the About Us page.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 21, 2024 08:22 AM (rHxhM)
----
Exception is a university or government department page, where everyone is listed, short of the janitor.

Posted by: Ciampino - Except exceptionally exempting exhalted examples at December 21, 2024 08:30 AM (i0xsb)

144
"Noon" comes from Latin. The Romans originally divided the daylight, sunrise to sunset into 12 units, "hora", from where we get "hours". This was variable with the seasons. An hour was about 45 minutes on the winter solstice, and 75 minutes on the summer solstice. They knew this, but didn't care.

"Hora nona" was the 9th hour, 3PM, but it came to mean what we call noon now, the 6 hour.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 21, 2024 08:33 AM (w6EFb)

145 Apparently the Christmas Market murderer was a Saudi anti-muslim activist. I don't get it.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 21, 2024 08:33 AM (SfhV1)

146 >>My ass smells like my ass.

Meh..

Posted by: Mary Jane Rottencrotch at December 21, 2024 08:33 AM (Y1sOo)

147
The German elite want to ban the AfD party. They're claiming this guy was an AfD supporter, and will use this to try to ban them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 21, 2024 08:35 AM (w6EFb)

148 The NZ launch reminds me that on last night's ONT I asked about Frank, our Kiwi Moron. Haven't seen a post by him for a long while. Anybody?

Posted by: Ciampino - Except exceptionally exempting exhalted examples at December 21, 2024 08:35 AM (i0xsb)

149 Timeanddate is very good, you can put your exact longitude and latitude in the URLs and get all the times (sunrise/set, high noon, moonrise/set, planetary rise/set and all that) exactly for your location.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 21, 2024 08:04 AM (w6EFb)
----
Is there a 'low noon'?
Posted by: Ciampino - Weirdly weird world at December 21, 2024 08:13 AM (i0xsb)

Don't ask. Seriously.

Posted by: Gary Cooper at December 21, 2024 08:35 AM (Aqu9a)

150 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 21, 2024 08:35 AM (w6EFb

Yeah, right AfD wants safety and security for its citizens, but a murderous Muslim supports that party.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 08:41 AM (cpUiL)

151 He wasn't a Muslim, then? Just a guy who liked to murder people at a Christmas market?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 08:43 AM (cpUiL)

152 Mostly peaceful Muslim. Mostly.

Posted by: fd at December 21, 2024 08:44 AM (vFG9F)

153 He wasn't a Muslim, then? Just a guy who liked to murder people at a Christmas market?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 08:43 AM (cpUiL)


Apparently he rejected islam, and encouraged others to do so as well. That's what is puzzling to me.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 21, 2024 08:45 AM (SfhV1)

154 >>Yeah, right AfD wants safety and security for its citizens, but a murderous Muslim supports that party.

Mike Benz has a really fascinating take on why not just Germany but the US, the UK and possibly other countries want AfD banned. It really revolves around the true reasons behind the Ukraine war and LNG. The whole Nazi, far right thing is no more true about AfD than it is about MAGA.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2024 08:45 AM (LkLld)

155 Summarize for the stupid please. Is AfD good or bad?

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 21, 2024 08:46 AM (SfhV1)

156 Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2024 08:45 AM (LkLld)

Thanks. I'm sorry, I don't know what LNG is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 21, 2024 08:47 AM (cpUiL)

157 Covfefe Nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 21, 2024 08:48 AM (PiwSw)

158 Good morning morons

Our kids are visiting mom. They are happy. She is happy. Mrs. F. and I are happy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 21, 2024 08:49 AM (RIvkX)

159 Liquified Natural Gas

The stuff Burisma sells.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2024 08:49 AM (LkLld)

160 He wasn't a Muslim, then? Just a guy who liked to murder people at a Christmas market?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

This is supposed to be a 'appy occasion. Let's not bicker about 'oo killed 'oo…

Posted by: King of Swamp Castle at December 21, 2024 08:51 AM (WXNFJ)

161 NZ RocketLab launch now live.
T - 20 mins approx.
Hopefully this goes well without another scrub.

Posted by: Ciampino - Except exceptionally exempting exhalted examples! at December 21, 2024 08:52 AM (i0xsb)

162 Fen

BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED, FOR THEY LET IN THE LIGHT!

Posted by: Ciampino - Except exceptionally exempting exhalted examples! at December 21, 2024 08:59 AM (i0xsb)

163 "What all that money will achieve I don't know."

Fuck ups, mismanagement of billions, certain people becoming wealthier.

Posted by: just saying at December 21, 2024 09:06 AM (rzwGB)

164 Under T - 5 mins

Posted by: Ciampino - Except exceptionally exempting exhalted examples! at December 21, 2024 09:13 AM (i0xsb)

165 >>>How types make hard problems easy. (Mayhul)

Whoo! That flew right over my head!

Posted by: m at December 21, 2024 09:48 AM (VnUSN)

166 62 chocolate-iced grahams
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 21, 2024 06:44 AM (omVj0)

yum

Posted by: m at December 21, 2024 10:17 AM (VnUSN)

167 Are Australian pizzas served upside down. Asking for a friend.

Posted by: jimmymcnulty at December 21, 2024 10:59 AM (k3AX8)

168 220 https://tinyurl.com/2f9pxc2r
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2024 01:56 AM (fwDg9)

Posted by: m at December 21, 2024 11:01 AM (VnUSN)

169 >We figured this out sixty years ago. Then JavaScript happened

That's a funny way of spelling "perl".

Dynamically typed scripting languages are nothing new. Everything terribly wrong with JavaScript was also wrong with Rails, and everything wrong with Rails was also wrong with perl and python. For some reason we have to keep relearning that "easy to develop" does not trump "actually works in production" every generation.

Posted by: Daniel Ream at December 21, 2024 03:56 PM (LgYtf)

170 Howdy! I realize this is sort of off-topic but I had to ask.
Does managing a well-established blog like yours require a lot
of work? I'm completely new to writing a blog however
I do write in my journal on a daily basis. I'd like to start a blog
so I will be able to share my own experience and feelings online.
Please let me know if you have any recommendations or tips for new aspiring bloggers.
Appreciate it!

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