AGAIN: A Car Plows Through a German Christmas Market at a Very High Speed, Sending People Flying Like Bowling Pins, Killing an Unknown Number

Again.

This happens every year.

I know how to stop it -- ban the AfD! Stop them from spreading their Nazi rhetoric about unassimilatable hostile foreigners waging a guerilla warfare campaign against the native population and making life unlivable!

Whatever you do, don't ask any questions about immigration!

Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
JUST IN: At least one car plows through a large crowd of people at a Christmas market in Magdeburg, Germany.
The driver of the car was arrested.
Local reports say that many people are injured. It's unclear how many have d*ed.
"A vehicle drove through the Christmas market despite security measures and ran over several visitors," a local report says.
"Extensive police operations are currently taking place at the Magdeburg Christmas market. The Christmas market in the city centre is closed. Further reports will be made," Magdeburg Police said on X.

Paul A. Szypula
@Bubblebathgirl
11 people reportedly k*ll*d and at least 60 injured in Magdeburg, Germany when a car barreled through a Christmas market.
The car didn’t appear to slow down at all or avoid people.
Investigations ongoing, but you can draw your own conclusions.

Videos in a thread here. Watching human beings getting blasted to smitherines by a high-speed truck is repulsive so content warning.

This video is horrible.

Meanwhile, a 7-year-old girl was murdered by a crazed knife attacker in Croatia. Six other people were wounded.

"I wonder who the culprit will turn out to be" asked literally nobody because we all know.

A knife attack at a school in Croatia's capital left a 7-year-old girl dead and a teacher and five other students wounded, police said.
Police described the attacker as a "young male" and said he had been detained.
State HRT television said the attacker entered the school and went straight into the first classroom he found and attacked the children.
ZAGREB, Croatia (AP) -- A knife-wielding teenager walked into a school in Croatia's capital Zagreb on Friday, killing a 7-year-old student and injuring three more children and a teacher, authorities said.
Authorities said the knife attack happened at 9:50 a.m. at the Precko Elementary School in the neighborhood of the same name. They described the attacker as a 19-year-old male and said he had been detained after inflicting injuries to himself.
Croatian Interior Minister Davor Bozinovic said one child died while three children and a teacher were injured.

Oh, a (touches nose) "young male." That's so specific, thank you for all of this very specific information.

Another "young male" (touches nose) was arrested for plotting a terror attack in America.

An 18-year-old Egyptian national, a freshman at George Mason University, was arrested in Falls Church, Virginia, on Tuesday for allegedly planning a terrorist attack against Israel's general consulate in New York.
Abdullah Ezzeldin Taha Mohamed Hassan faces 20 years in federal prison if convicted of trying to teach someone how to manufacture an explosive with intent to murder internationally protected persons.
Prosecutors said that more charges may be forthcoming as the criminal investigation proceeds.
He currently is in deportation proceedings, something that will likely be put on hold until after he serves his prison sentence if he is convicted.
The Islamic extremist operated multiple social media channels that promoted pro-ISIS and Al Qaeda propaganda that promoted violence against Jews. He praised Osama bin Laden as his "idol," and he openly said that he was "praying for an ISIS" terrorist attack to happen at sporting venues.

Below: I'm shocked that this report says the culprit in the Madgeburg Christmas Market terror attack is a Syrian.

Just shocked. I never saw this coming, not even a little bit.

Note, I cannot confirm this picture is even from Madgeburg or even from tonight. I wouldn't post it, except for the FACT we all know, which is that governments conceal the identity of terrorists when they are Muslim "Newcomers," and we are left in the dark until they have prepared a hashtag public relations campaign like #YouCanRideWithMe to ease the public into accepting another completely-preventable terrorist catastrophe.

So I post this in defiance of corrupt Western governments and their anti-civilization media attack dogs: I will post whatever scraps of information I come across until you stop the embargo of any information that may embarrass your Welcome the Terrorists immigration agenda.

You don't want disinformation? Then start telling the public actual information.

Local government officials in Magdeburg confirm that the ramming attack tonight at a Christmas market in the city, is believed to be "linked to terrorism".

Attached is a picture of the terrorist, apperantly a Syrian, being arrested minutes ago. pic.twitter.com/XI4BCIfxlD
— Israel News Pulse (@israelnewspulse) December 20, 2024

The AP knows who's to blame: The car.

The AP is fcking trash.
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) December 20, 2024

End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
A lotttt of Germans are about to be jailed for posts on the Christian market attack

Correct. They hide the truth, they even criminalize the truth, and then they arrest your for guessing in the absence of the truth.

This cannot go on much longer.

Germany is holding elections early next year.

Will they ever change course? I doubt it. The transnational communists/globalists rule in Europe. And if a party opposes them -- they ban the party.

Posted by: Ace at 03:21 PM

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Posted by: GF at December 20, 2024 03:21 PM (gFJ53)

2 There's nothing wrong with Germany that 80% of the population magically disappearing wouldn't fix.

Canada too.

Posted by: Stateless at December 20, 2024 03:22 PM (jvJvP)

3 Germany is holding elections early next year.

Will they ever change course? I doubt it. The transnational communists/globalists rule in Europe. And if a party opposes them -- they ban the party.

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"Spoilers!"
-Professor River Song, with that coquettish smile

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 20, 2024 03:23 PM (GBKbO)

4 There is a group of people who hate Christmas more than me.

Posted by: THE GRINCH at December 20, 2024 03:23 PM (oOc/o)

5 Corgis called.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 03:24 PM (VNX3d)

6 Oh, France had a horrible rape story.

News said 50 guys.

Posted by: Stateless at December 20, 2024 03:24 PM (jvJvP)

7 Anyone else find the censorship of 'killed', 'died' REALLY annoying?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 20, 2024 03:25 PM (bss/y)

8 But George Bush said Islam was a religion of peace. He must have been wrong

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 20, 2024 03:25 PM (DopAq)

9 Sie werden schockiert sein, wenn Sie erfahren, dass die linken deutschen Medien immer wieder behaupten, dass es sich wahrscheinlich um einen "Unfall" handelt. Das sind die gleichen Leute, die die AfD verbieten wollen.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 20, 2024 03:25 PM (lwxJT)

10 That's just what the slave owners in the South did: They asked questions about what were the government's goals with immigration.

Hitler too.

Posted by: Axeman at December 20, 2024 03:26 PM (krQz2)

11 If Germans didn't celebrate Christmas, this wouldn't have happened.

/sarc

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 03:26 PM (VNX3d)

12 I have zero interest in ever visiting the Middle East again. Zip.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2024 03:26 PM (LkLld)

13 They say the truck ran through the bollards at the Christmas market. They need Clinton-strength bollards like we have here in the US.

Posted by: jeannebodine at December 20, 2024 03:26 PM (N79S3)

14 The AP knows who's to blame: The car.
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Domestic make?

Posted by: Axeman at December 20, 2024 03:27 PM (krQz2)

15 news says up to 11 dead now..goodness.

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 20, 2024 03:27 PM (EmT/E)

16 You think "young male" is interesting phrasing, what about the "people" who were shot in Madison?

Posted by: ... at December 20, 2024 03:27 PM (j+LsA)

17 7 Anyone else find the censorship of 'killed', 'died' REALLY annoying?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 20, 2024 03:25 PM (bss/y)

My favorite is bowdlerizing "shooter" as "sh**ter".

Dear Twitter:

That scans as "shooter" to no one. No. One.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2024 03:28 PM (VoAdT)

18 Yes, children are now "people" according to the Left.

Posted by: ... at December 20, 2024 03:28 PM (j+LsA)

19 But George Bush said Islam was a religion of peace. He must have been wrong
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 20, 2024 03:25 PM (DopAq)

It's peace for the followers, and the peace of the grave for everyone else.

See, peaceful.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 03:28 PM (VNX3d)

20 Elon Musk @elonmusk

AP stands for Associated Propaganda

Ian Miles Cheong @stillgray

You don’t hate the legacy media enough. The Associated Press uses a passive voice when reporting on the Christmas market terror attack in Magdeburg, Germany. As if the car simply drove itself peacefully, and the affected number of people small and insignificant.

https://bit.ly/41KStLX

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 20, 2024 03:28 PM (P5BPp)

21 Good thing Germany enacted a strict knife ban on Christmas markets (see link in name) to prevent any attacks.

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at December 20, 2024 03:28 PM (tvr4e)

22 My sister and BiL are in Germany now, going to Xmas markets. I hate this.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 20, 2024 03:28 PM (xCA6C)

23 But Trayvon was a child.

Bastards.

Posted by: ... at December 20, 2024 03:28 PM (j+LsA)

24 You think "young male" is interesting phrasing, what about the "people" who were shot in Madison?
Posted by: ... at December 20, 2024 03:27 PM (j+LsA)
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Before I can answer that, were any of them CEOs of Health Insurers?

Posted by: Gen Trotsky at December 20, 2024 03:28 PM (krQz2)

25 Look out for me....I'm dangerous!!!!

Posted by: Capt. BACKLASH at December 20, 2024 03:29 PM (dIske)

26 Clearly the answer is to ban Christmas, which is only antagonizing our proud Muslim immigrants.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2024 03:29 PM (RsS92)

27 Last few years they changed their fave "gunman" to "shooter" to remove gender.

Posted by: ... at December 20, 2024 03:29 PM (j+LsA)

28 Featherless biped involved in Magdeberg traffic incident.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2024 03:29 PM (VoAdT)

29 The video of that truck crashing through the crowds: holy shit. If only 11 people are dead from this, it will be a miracle. Sadly, I think the death toll will rise.

Obviously we need common-sense truck control! The only thing we really do need, but will never get, is Common-Sense Muslim Control. Common-sense as in "don't let a single one of these filthy goat-fucking sadistic Satans into the country."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 20, 2024 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

30 Took a look at my LinkedIn page a bit ago. Gawd...you'd think this was the German version of Saint Floyd. Hey MAGA, this is what happens when you elect neo-Nazis! The AfD is the neo-Nazi party of Germany, don't cha know?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 20, 2024 03:29 PM (W/lyH)

31 You don’t hate the legacy media enough. The Associated Press uses a passive voice when reporting on the Christmas market terror attack in Magdeburg, Germany. As if the car simply drove itself peacefully, and the affected number of people small and insignificant.

Mistakes were made.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 20, 2024 03:29 PM (xCA6C)

32 Europe may conclude that all the murders and rapes are too high a price to pay for better Football teams.

Posted by: THE GRINCH at December 20, 2024 03:29 PM (oOc/o)

33 So horrifying. So predictable.

Posted by: Peaches at December 20, 2024 03:30 PM (14URa)

34 "We will never know the motive."

Posted by: ShainS -- President-Elect Musk will appoint Vivek to Speaker Of The House! at December 20, 2024 03:30 PM (+xpqh)

35 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 20, 2024 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

36 CharlieSue ~ “Use Some Common Sense”
@CharlieSue_USA
11m
Confirmed by the authorities, it was a Syrian Terrorist. Actually 11 dead and between 60 - 80 injured. The police also found bottles of gas in the trunk of the car."

no idea who this guy is, but he has a blue checkmark

Posted by: illiniwek at December 20, 2024 03:30 PM (Cus5s)

37 “Fuck it,” is not a belief system. OTOH a lot of this work has already been done so cheating isn’t necessary.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 20, 2024 03:30 PM (QSrLX)

38 26 Clearly the answer is to ban Christmas, which is only antagonizing our proud Muslim immigrants.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2024 03:29 PM (RsS92)

Clearly the answer is to go to Mecca during the Hajj and do counterclockwise donuts.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2024 03:30 PM (VoAdT)

39 That video in brutal

If the driver is from the Religion of Peace (highly likely) I think that will flip enough people that the ruling class will not be able to ignore the wished of the lowly citizens anymore. Not if the want to avoid lampposts.

Posted by: Ripley at December 20, 2024 03:30 PM (GUOwU)

40 Oh. Get ready for the tedious and predictable scolding.

How do they say "backlash" in German?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 20, 2024 03:30 PM (yxhux)

41 My favorite is bowdlerizing "shooter" as "sh**ter".

Dear Twitter:

That scans as "shooter" to no one. No. One.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2024 03:28 PM (VoAdT)

Everyone knows that reading 'shitter' will send both muslims and trannies into uncontrollable fits of rage and depression.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 20, 2024 03:31 PM (bss/y)

42 34 "We will never know the motive."
Posted by: ShainS -- President-Elect Musk will appoint Vivek to Speaker Of The House! at December 20, 2024 03:30 PM (+xpqh)

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Promised authorities.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 20, 2024 03:31 PM (GBKbO)

43 Clearly the answer is to ban Christmas, which is only antagonizing our proud Muslim immigrants.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2024 03:29 PM (RsS92)
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All we really need is common-sense holiday control.

Posted by: Axeman at December 20, 2024 03:31 PM (krQz2)

44 another news guy says driver was from Saudi Arabia ...

Posted by: illiniwek at December 20, 2024 03:31 PM (Cus5s)

45 Abdullah Ezzeldin Taha Mohamed Hassan
_________________

Mohammed factor: 20%

Btw, Ace, thanks for saying "high speed" and not the usual stupid "high rate of speed," which would be an acceleration.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2024 03:31 PM (YqDXo)

46 Some of my best memories of my assignments in Germany were of the Christmas Markets. They were magical.
This asshole need to hang. Any light post will do.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 20, 2024 03:31 PM (W/lyH)

47 Sigh.

This is how you get Mustache Man.

Posted by: Jetto at December 20, 2024 03:31 PM (2zWFh)

48 The driver of the car was arrested.

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Was it a white SUV with a mind of its own?

Posted by: ShainS -- President-Elect Musk will appoint Vivek to Speaker Of The House! at December 20, 2024 03:31 PM (+xpqh)

49 If he wasn't a recent immigrant we'd know. When they don't tell you who is responsible it is a dead giveaway.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 20, 2024 03:32 PM (1gLn1)

50 Or maybe they and we could stop importing people that want to destroy us and are incompatible with life in the west.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 20, 2024 02:54 PM

Elon Musk @elonmusk

He did

Ian Miles Cheong @stillgray

Almost a decade ago, UAE Foreign Minister HH Sheikh Abdullah bin Zayed warned Europe of what would happen if they continued down their path of suicidal altruism by inviting dangerous fanatics into their nations. They should have listened.

Video: https://bit.ly/3P4xaO3

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 20, 2024 03:32 PM (P5BPp)

51 Mares eat oats;
Does eat oats;
Little lambs eat ivy;
Kids eat ivy too.
Hitler too.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 20, 2024 03:32 PM (9sGg5)

52 Everyone knows that reading 'shitter' will send both muslims and trannies into uncontrollable fits of rage and depression.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 20, 2024 03:31 PM (bss/y)

Two groups who really can't figure out women's bathrooms....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2024 03:32 PM (VoAdT)

53 47 Sigh.

This is how you get Mustache Man.
Posted by: Jetto at December 20, 2024 03:31 PM (2zWFh)

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*nods sagaciously*

Douglas Fairbanks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 20, 2024 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

54 >>>How do they say "backlash" in German?

Scrumpfengestictendorsengeflatten

Posted by: ace at December 20, 2024 03:32 PM (KRtlO)

55 Not if the want to avoid lampposts.

Posted by: Ripley at December 20, 2024 03:30 PM (GUOwU

Everyday I pray for the lampposts scenario to start.

Every day!

Posted by: Stateless at December 20, 2024 03:32 PM (jvJvP)

56 Not going to watch the video.

I will pray for the affected innocent people.

Posted by: Just Lily at December 20, 2024 03:32 PM (RvtZJ)

57 AP Headline. Immigrant truck damaged by German Mob.

Posted by: Ron at December 20, 2024 03:32 PM (KDtr3)

58 How do they say "backlash" in German?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 20, 2024 03:30 PM (yxhux)
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Google translate says: spiel

Posted by: Axeman at December 20, 2024 03:32 PM (krQz2)

59 Maybe the people who died worked for a health insurance company?

Then it would be just fine. Right?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 20, 2024 03:33 PM (yxhux)

60 That's right, and I'm talking Senior, not Junior!

Posted by: Jetto at December 20, 2024 03:33 PM (2zWFh)

61

"Mohammed, please meet my good friend Mr Sikorsky."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 20, 2024 03:33 PM (y9nCu)

62 "Abdullah Ezzeldin Taha Mohamed Hassan faces 20 years in federal prison . . . ."

A man with a name like that is destined to be a terrorist. All his parents needed to do was stick "Akbar" in there somewhere, and he would have slithered out of the womb in a suicide vest.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 20, 2024 03:33 PM (iFTx/)

63 So where is this video?

Posted by: Ciampino - Burn baby burn? at December 20, 2024 03:33 PM (i0xsb)

64 Hey, Biden: your shutdown is going to do the cutting Trump won’t have to do. Goodbye TSA! Goodbye DHS! What? Then wake him up!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 20, 2024 03:33 PM (QSrLX)

65 Everyone knows that reading 'shitter' will send both muslims and trannies into uncontrollable fits of rage and depression.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 20, 2024 03:31 PM (bss/y)

Two groups who really can't figure out women's bathrooms....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2024 03:32 PM (VoAdT)

But they should totally meet at the top of 50 story buildings.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 03:33 PM (VNX3d)

66 54 >>>How do they say "backlash" in German?

Scrumpfengestictendorsengeflatten
Posted by: ace at December 20, 2024 03:32 PM (KRtlO)

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Yeah, but what's the correct article to use with it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 20, 2024 03:34 PM (GBKbO)

67 All we really need is common-sense holiday control.

Think of the children! If it saves only one life, its worth it!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2024 03:34 PM (RsS92)

68 Never mind. My apologies. Not reading all content.

Posted by: Ciampino - Burn baby burn? at December 20, 2024 03:34 PM (i0xsb)

69 Not going to watch the video.

I will pray for the affected innocent people.

Posted by: Just Lily at December 20, 2024 03:32 PM (RvtZJ)

Same.

Posted by: Peaches at December 20, 2024 03:34 PM (14URa)

70 Maybe the people who died worked for a health insurance company?

Then it would be just fine. Right?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 20, 2024 03:33 PM (yxhux)
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Absolutely!

Posted by: Gen Trotsky at December 20, 2024 03:34 PM (krQz2)

71 Sigh.

This is how you get Mustache Man.
Posted by: Jetto at December 20, 2024 03:31 PM (2zWFh)

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*nods sagaciously*

Douglas Fairbanks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 20, 2024 03:32 PM (GBKbO)
_______

Tom Selleck

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 20, 2024 03:34 PM (iFTx/)

72 If the driver is from the Religion of Peace (highly likely) I think that will flip enough people that the ruling class will not be able to ignore the wished of the lowly citizens anymore. Not if the want to avoid lampposts.

Posted by: Ripley at December 20, 2024 03:30 PM (GUOwU)
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The "leaders" in those countries are in a tough spot of their own making. The natives want to hang them and the immigrants want to behead them.

I doubt they will find a third option in time to save their skins.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 20, 2024 03:34 PM (BpYfr)

73 Allahu Ackbar does NOT mean "god is great."

It means 'prepare to die.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 20, 2024 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

74 71 *nods sagaciously*

Douglas Fairbanks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 20, 2024 03:32 PM (GBKbO)
_______

Tom Selleck
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 20, 2024 03:34 PM (iFTx/)

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Burt Reynolds?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 20, 2024 03:34 PM (GBKbO)

75 Obviously we need common-sense truck control! The only thing we really do need, but will never get, is Common-Sense Muslim Control. Common-sense as in "don't let a single one of these filthy goat-fucking sadistic Satans into the country."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 20, 2024 03:29 PM (iFTx/)
______________

"We need driving lessons for Muslims!" - leftists

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2024 03:34 PM (YqDXo)

76 They should remove his right hand then hang him

Posted by: Accomack at December 20, 2024 03:34 PM (aHqhe)

77 I don't know how long the Germans are going keep tolerating this crap but keep in mind, the German people only came with 2 speeds: 1) smiling while being slapped in the face, and 2) World War

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 20, 2024 03:34 PM (xxf6X)

78 Google translate says: spiel
Posted by: Axeman at December 20, 2024 03:32 PM (krQz2)

I think that's backlash in the sense of "play" in a gear train, not retribution.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2024 03:35 PM (VoAdT)

79
Was it a white SUV with a mind of its own?
Posted by: ShainS -- President-Elect Musk will appoint Vivek to Speaker Of The House! at December 20, 2024 03:31 PM (+xpqh)

Truth.

Posted by: Zombie O. J. Simpson at December 20, 2024 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

80 No you guys.

Gene Shalit!

Posted by: Jetto at December 20, 2024 03:35 PM (2zWFh)

81
Tom Selleck
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 20, 2024 03:34 PM (iFTx/)

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Burt Reynolds?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 20, 2024 03:34 PM (GBKbO)
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Marlboro Man

Posted by: Axeman at December 20, 2024 03:35 PM (krQz2)

82 Yeah, but what's the correct article to use with it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 20, 2024 03:34 PM (GBKbO)

ein

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 20, 2024 03:35 PM (bss/y)

83 How do they say "backlash" in German?

Scrumpfengestictendorsengeflatten
Posted by: ace at December 20, 2024 03:32 PM (KRtlO)

LULZ

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 20, 2024 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

84 Maybe the people who died worked for a health insurance company?

We were not (and maybe still are not) far from "Christian" being an acceptable target to the left. Praiseworthy, even. There was a time not so long ago when Christianity was treated with respect and cultural honor. Now some "pastors" openly attack Jesus as homophobic, racist, and misogynistic... from the pulpit.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2024 03:36 PM (RsS92)

85 Anyone else find the censorship of 'killed', 'died' REALLY annoying?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 20, 2024 03:25 PM (bss/y)

Me, too. If our Jewish Morons and 'Ettes choose to write "God" as "G_d" as a sign of respect, I have no problem with that. Bowdlerizing common words in normal discourse is silly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2024 03:36 PM (8zz6B)

86 80 No you guys.

Gene Shalit!
Posted by: Jetto at December 20, 2024 03:35 PM (2zWFh)

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Well, the only reasonable response is:

Take away all my freedoms to keep the demon in his cage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 20, 2024 03:36 PM (GBKbO)

87 Peaceful Migrant Truck Damaged by Nativist Nativity Mob

Posted by: Associated Press at December 20, 2024 03:36 PM (tvr4e)

88 The "leaders" in those countries are in a tough spot of their own making. The natives want to hang them and the immigrants want to behead them.

I doubt they will find a third option in time to save their skins.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 20, 2024 03:34 PM (BpYfr)

Perhaps the natives and immigrants will come together and compromise, and bring back drawing and quartering of the "leaders".

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 03:36 PM (VNX3d)

89 ---
Marlboro Man
Posted by: Axeman at December 20, 2024 03:35 PM (krQz2)

Meh. He eats quiche.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 20, 2024 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

90 Sam Elliot

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 20, 2024 03:36 PM (bss/y)

91 These random events are bad, but I would point folks to interviews with Sarah Adams, ex-CIA targetter. She is convinced that our Islamic friends are fully trained and ready to launch October 7 style attacks across Europe and the US in 2025. Such things will make this look like child's play.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at December 20, 2024 03:36 PM (MZ+PY)

92 An 18-year-old Egyptian national, a freshman at George Mason University, was arrested in Falls Church, Virginia, on Tuesday for allegedly planning a terrorist attack against Israel's general consulate in New York.

He was just going to murder the people native born Americans wouldn't.

really it is an act of love

Posted by: Jeb Bush at December 20, 2024 03:36 PM (oZhjI)

93 Four German Polizei approach a random white grandma, rifle through her bag, and at the old woman's instruction, find a Swiss Army knife. They then lecture her about the knife and confiscate it.

Good job keeping Christmas markets safe from white grandmothers wielding Swiss Army knives. Want to spend a little more effort on young Muslim men?

http://tiny.cc/9o82001

Posted by: bonhomme at December 20, 2024 03:36 PM (Odg76)

94 I was thinking more like Kurt Russell as Wyatt Earp.

Posted by: Jetto at December 20, 2024 03:37 PM (2zWFh)

95 Not going to watch the video.

I will pray for the affected innocent people.
Posted by: Just Lily at December 20, 2024 03:32 PM (RvtZJ)
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I've seen enough death in my lifetime and sometimes we need to be reminded of just how nasty and vicious it can be.
But not today.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 20, 2024 03:37 PM (W/lyH)

96 Sam Elliot
Posted by: Aetius451AD

This is the way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2024 03:37 PM (RsS92)

97
Gene Shalit!
Posted by: Jetto at December 20, 2024 03:35 PM (2zWFh)

Dance wit da one who brung ya.

Posted by: Zombie Wilford Brimley at December 20, 2024 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

98 So who is on Mangione’s visit list?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 20, 2024 03:37 PM (QSrLX)

99 Good article by David Strom at Hot Air this morning about how bad the European economy has performed over the last 15 years. This leads the average European to have a standard of living less than every US state except Mississippi. You have the increasing Islamic violence adding to the misery
At what point do the average Europeans rise up against their leftist overlords? Or do they just become slaves?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 20, 2024 03:37 PM (DopAq)

100 Autoragheddenfuhrer

Posted by: ... at December 20, 2024 03:37 PM (j+LsA)

101 I have zero interest in ever visiting the Middle East again. Zip.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2024 03:26 PM (LkLld)

Viewing it from the bombardier's seat in a B52 loaded with nukes would be fun.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2024 03:37 PM (8zz6B)

102 53 47 Sigh.

This is how you get Mustache Man.
Posted by: Jetto at December 20, 2024 03:31 PM (2zWFh)

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*nods sagaciously*

Douglas Fairbanks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 20, 2024 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

I'm standing right here ...

Posted by: zombie David Niven at December 20, 2024 03:37 PM (TTAGa)

103 91 These random events are bad, but I would point folks to interviews with Sarah Adams, ex-CIA targetter. She is convinced that our Islamic friends are fully trained and ready to launch October 7 style attacks across Europe and the US in 2025. Such things will make this look like child's play.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at December 20, 2024 03:36 PM (MZ+PY)

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That anyone would look at the 14 months since 10/7 and say, "That was great for the side that implemented it, and we should also do it," is just asking for it.

Israel went from divided and borderline lovey-dovey with Palestine to outright warmonger.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 20, 2024 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

104 Attached is a picture of the terrorist, apperantly a Syrian, being arrested minutes ago. pic.twitter.com/XI4BCIfxlD

Obviously the only reason to want to keep such a fine upstanding individual out of your country is racism.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at December 20, 2024 03:37 PM (oZhjI)

105 90 Sam Elliot

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 20, 2024 03:36 PM (bss/y)

He is a fine looking man. Too bad he's a loony leftist.

Posted by: Scarymary at December 20, 2024 03:38 PM (F2xQR)

106 You know, it really is time for a major league backlash.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2024 03:38 PM (YqDXo)

107 Jeff "Skunk" Baxter has entered the chat.

Posted by: Jetto at December 20, 2024 03:38 PM (2zWFh)

108 104 Attached is a picture of the terrorist, apperantly a Syrian, being arrested minutes ago. pic.twitter.com/XI4BCIfxlD

Obviously the only reason to want to keep such a fine upstanding individual out of your country is racism.
Posted by: Jeb Bush at December 20, 2024 03:37 PM (oZhjI)

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He wouldn't have done this if the German government had given him more welfare.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 20, 2024 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

109 No love for Geraldo Rivera?

Posted by: Peaches at December 20, 2024 03:38 PM (14URa)

110 according to gurgle, it is "Rückwirkung". re: backlash

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 20, 2024 03:38 PM (bss/y)

111 If Germans didn't celebrate Christmas, this wouldn't have happened.

/sarc
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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Do they celebrate Christmas? That is, as a religious holiday? I'm guessing their church attendance isn't much different from France or the UK.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 20, 2024 03:38 PM (Dm8we)

112 Retribution = Vergeltung

Backlash = der Gegenachlag

Posted by: Just Lily at December 20, 2024 03:38 PM (RvtZJ)

113 >>>She is convinced that our Islamic friends are fully trained and ready to launch October 7 style attacks across Europe and the US in 2025.

All those military-aged males from across the globe rushing across our border aren't here to help you save a few bucks on a new roof.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 20, 2024 03:38 PM (CwhoI)

114 109 No love for Geraldo Rivera?
Posted by: Peaches at December 20, 2024 03:38 PM (14URa)

No.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 20, 2024 03:38 PM (bss/y)

115 The coming election will likely bring in Merz. He's been making noise about curbing immigration and going back to nuclear power. Both issues, obviously, will resonate with the German people.

However, Merz is a member of Merkel's party (although someone who challenged her more that once). The big problem is that Merz used to work at a high level position for Blackrock.

Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2024 03:38 PM (dIske)

116 ... corrupt Western governments and their anti-civilization media attack dogs

You don't want disinformation? Then start telling the public actual information.

Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: Corrupt Western governments and their media minions at December 20, 2024 03:38 PM (a3Q+t)

117 Dennis Weaver as McCloud

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 03:38 PM (VNX3d)

118 Barbara Streisand!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 20, 2024 03:38 PM (bss/y)

119 These random events are bad, but I would point folks to interviews with Sarah Adams, ex-CIA targetter. She is convinced that our Islamic friends are fully trained and ready to launch October 7 style attacks across Europe and the US in 2025. Such things will make this look like child's play.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at December 20, 2024 03:36 PM (MZ+PY)
***

Maybe.
Maybe not.
Either way, stay alert, stay armed.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 20, 2024 03:39 PM (W/lyH)

120 Barbara Streisand!

Please watch your language.

Posted by: Jetto at December 20, 2024 03:39 PM (2zWFh)

121 115 The coming election will likely bring in Merz. He's been making noise about curbing immigration and going back to nuclear power. Both issues, obviously, will resonate with the German people.

However, Merz is a member of Merkel's party (although someone who challenged her more that once). The big problem is that Merz used to work at a high level position for Blackrock.
Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2024 03:38 PM (dIske)

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"We vote for Merz because of his promises!"
-The German people

"Fuck you. I'm doing the opposite of all that."
-Merz

"Foiled again!"
-The German people

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 20, 2024 03:39 PM (GBKbO)

122 Ya know where the 9/11 hijackers went Monday night? Strip clubs. You’re welcome.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 20, 2024 03:39 PM (QSrLX)

123 Obviously the only reason to want to keep such a fine upstanding individual out of your country is racism.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at December 20, 2024 03:37 PM (oZhjI)

See say pwadway!!!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at December 20, 2024 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

124 You know, it really is time for a major league backlash.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2024 03:38 PM

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Designated Hitter at December 20, 2024 03:40 PM (a3Q+t)

125 > No love for Geraldo Rivera?

Is this a trick question?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 20, 2024 03:40 PM (Odg76)

126 Israel went from divided and borderline lovey-dovey with Palestine to outright warmonger.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 20, 2024 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

"What's that you said? 'Please Fire'? I can't really hear you over all this shit blowing up!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2024 03:40 PM (VoAdT)

127 Good article by David Strom at Hot Air this morning about how bad the European economy has performed over the last 15 years. This leads the average European to have a standard of living less than every US state except Mississippi. You have the increasing Islamic violence adding to the misery

This is something most Americans do not know.

And the funny thing is that if you get say a lefty LIV talking with a European you'll soon get told:

1) It doesn't matter that they have smaller houses, smaller cars, and less money. Its better for the earth
2) And their healthcare is free!

Note, said lefty LIVs will also tell you they are taxed too much and that the government needs to start denying more types of treatments here in the US...

Posted by: Jeb Bush at December 20, 2024 03:40 PM (oZhjI)

128 120 Barbara Streisand!

Please watch your language.
Posted by: Jetto at December 20, 2024 03:39 PM (2zWFh)

S*rry!

Posted by: Barbara Streisand's luxurious mustache at December 20, 2024 03:40 PM (bss/y)

129 Mustache Man: Freddie Mercury.

A.k.a. Farrokh Bulsara.

Is this real life? Is this just fantasy?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 20, 2024 03:40 PM (yxhux)

130 Diversity is our strength!

Posted by: Kamala Hussein Biden at December 20, 2024 03:40 PM (tXJwU)

131 Barbara Streisand!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 20, 2024 03:38 PM (bss/y)

*channels JT*

Gesundheit!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 20, 2024 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

132 *nods sagaciously*

Douglas Fairbanks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 20, 2024 03:32 PM (GBKbO)
_______

Tom Selleck
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 20, 2024 03:34 PM (iFTx/)

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Burt Reynolds?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 20, 2024 03:34 PM (GBKbO)

Sam Elliott

But my vote is Skunk Baxter. Great musician, epic 'stache, and an expert on missile/high-tech war strategy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 20, 2024 03:40 PM (y9nCu)

133 123 Obviously the only reason to want to keep such a fine upstanding individual out of your country is racism.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at December 20, 2024 03:37 PM (oZhjI)

See say pwadway!!!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at December 20, 2024 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

They're as yummy as breakfast tacos!

Posted by: Peaches at December 20, 2024 03:40 PM (14URa)

134 127 And the funny thing is that if you get say a lefty LIV talking with a European you'll soon get told:

1) It doesn't matter that they have smaller houses, smaller cars, and less money. Its better for the earth
2) And their healthcare is free!

Note, said lefty LIVs will also tell you they are taxed too much and that the government needs to start denying more types of treatments here in the US...
Posted by: Jeb Bush at December 20, 2024 03:40 PM (oZhjI)

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Italians still tend to live at home until they're 40.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 20, 2024 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

135 Israel went from divided and borderline lovey-dovey with Palestine to outright warmonger.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 20, 2024 03:37 PM (GBKbO)
______________

Aka the "Pokemon policy."

Gotta get 'em all!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2024 03:40 PM (YqDXo)

136 This is just the beginning of Christmas week. This isn't even day 1, really. It will probably happen here.

Posted by: Max Power at December 20, 2024 03:40 PM (q177U)

137 The AP is fcking trash.
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OMG. Just leave it in the bin--it's all you have to do!

Posted by: Axeman at December 20, 2024 03:40 PM (krQz2)

138 ***Whatever you do, don't ask any questions about immigration!

--- _Collin Rugg @CollinRugg
JUST IN: At least one car plows through a large crowd of people at a Christmas market in Magdeburg, Germany.

The driver of the car was arrested. ...
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Right. Whatever you do don't shoot them on the spot. Don't harm or bruise the precious, that would violate their rights and be inhuman.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 20, 2024 03:40 PM (Drm1A)

139 Skunk Baxter does have an epic moustache. And massive talent.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2024 03:41 PM (RsS92)

140 Errol Flynn

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 20, 2024 03:41 PM (bss/y)

141 Miss Elliott, my high school English teacher.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 20, 2024 03:41 PM (W/lyH)

142 This is just the beginning of Christmas week. This isn't even day 1, really. It will probably happen here.

Posted by: Max Power at December 20, 2024 03:40 PM (q177U)
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On the -3rd day of Christmas...

Posted by: Axeman at December 20, 2024 03:41 PM (krQz2)

143 I don't know many actors but I'm guessing the actor playing the driver in the upcoming German tv movie about this will be that Liam Neeson guy.

Posted by: Stateless at December 20, 2024 03:41 PM (jvJvP)

144 Should've sank the boats. It works.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at December 20, 2024 03:42 PM (TN5A0)

145 Will they ever change course? I doubt it. The transnational communists/globalists rule in Europe. And if a party opposes them -- they ban the party.

Further, every other party, regardless of supposed ideology, will join together to prevent them from forming a government unless, somehow, they get an absolute majority of the seats. Because Parliaments... and Democracy... and Shut Up.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 20, 2024 03:42 PM (ExV1e)

146 The incident at the school in Zagreb, Croatia, may well not be like the others.

Posted by: Schroedinger's Cat Wears the Emperor's New Clothes at December 20, 2024 03:42 PM (bWR5k)

147 Ron Jeremy

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 20, 2024 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

148 A german who got stabbed was fined for saying something about muslims....

Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2024 03:42 PM (KQk9m)

149 143 I don't know many actors but I'm guessing the actor playing the driver in the upcoming German tv movie about this will be that Liam Neeson guy.

Posted by: Stateless at December 20, 2024 03:41 PM (jvJvP)

With 50 cuts to do a U turn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 20, 2024 03:42 PM (bss/y)

150 That knife attack in Croatia: Bozinovic said the attacker was registered as previously having mental health problems and had already tried to kill himself: "It is hard to say this person was mentally balanced."

He's registered as having mental problems, you wrote it yourself!! Idiot.

Anyway if he's a mohammedan then he is not mentally balanced.

Posted by: Ciampino - they are incompatible with the West at December 20, 2024 03:42 PM (i0xsb)

151 Miss Elliott, my high school English teacher.

Did she get her freak on?

Posted by: Jetto at December 20, 2024 03:42 PM (2zWFh)

152 1) It doesn't matter that they have smaller houses, smaller cars, and less money. Its better for the earth
2) And their healthcare is free!

Posted by: Jeb Bush at December 20, 2024 03:40 PM (oZhjI)
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Seems to me that if humans are such a burden on the earth, less healthcare might fix part of that.

Posted by: Axeman at December 20, 2024 03:43 PM (krQz2)

153 This could get a whole lot worse. Hanukkah starts on Christmas this year, so they can double down. But, of course, motives will be difficult to ascertain.

Posted by: Peaches at December 20, 2024 03:43 PM (14URa)

154 >> Attached is a picture of the terrorist, apperantly a Syrian, being arrested minutes ago.

Why is he still stealing my oxygen?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 20, 2024 03:43 PM (RYTCQ)

155 Oh, France had a horrible rape story.

News said 50 guys.
Posted by: Stateless at December 20, 2024 03:24 PM (jvJvP)

Rookie numbers. -- Lily Phillips

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 20, 2024 03:43 PM (ExV1e)

156 Seems to me that the best service we could do the Earth is a "You had a good run" system when people show up with an ailment.

Posted by: Axeman at December 20, 2024 03:44 PM (krQz2)

157 >>>Aka the "Pokemon policy."

Gotta get 'em all!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Drive them to Egypt and let Sisi sort it out. They are kindred spirits why on earth would they want a Jew to sort out their problems?

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 20, 2024 03:44 PM (Drm1A)

158
With 50 cuts to do a U turn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 20, 2024 03:42 PM (bss/y)

*snort*

I was trying to come up with a film editing joke and you beat me to it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 20, 2024 03:44 PM (y9nCu)

159 Ace: "Correct. They hide the truth, they even criminalize the truth, and then they arrest your for guessing in the absence of the truth."

Pikers. We arrest before you get to the guessing stages of Truth.

Posted by: Britain at December 20, 2024 03:44 PM (aXxgO)

160
News said 50 guys.
Posted by: Stateless at December 20, 2024 03:24 PM (jvJvP)

Or as Obama calls it, Tuesday.

Posted by: Jetto at December 20, 2024 03:45 PM (2zWFh)

161 Diversity is our choice of suicide.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 20, 2024 03:45 PM (i24o9)

162 Pretty sure you can get arrested in the UK for posting that this was anything but a white man. It might cause someone distress.

Posted by: ryukyu at December 20, 2024 03:45 PM (VBdzl)

163 What's terrible is if someone posts something about this tragedy on Facebook and isn't appreciative about it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 20, 2024 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

164 148 A german who got stabbed was fined for saying something about muslims....
Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2024 03:42 PM (KQk9m)

The world has gone insane. I didn't know Germany had speech police like the UK.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 20, 2024 03:45 PM (1gLn1)

165 90 Sam Elliot

I can't believe it took that long for Sam Elliot to be mentioned. He should have been right before or right after Tom Selleck.

Posted by: Nelly at December 20, 2024 03:45 PM (bcr4y)

166 Diversity is our choice of suicide.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 20, 2024 03:45 PM (i24o9)

Not ours. We've been voluntold.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 20, 2024 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

167 Violence in the Balkans is always exaggerated.

Posted by: Gavrilo Princip at December 20, 2024 03:46 PM (yxhux)

168 Religion of Peace
Terrorism is neat
Run you down
Crush you to the ground
- Some Syrian

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 20, 2024 03:47 PM (e+6P0)

169
I can't believe it took that long for Sam Elliot to be mentioned. He should have been right before or right after Tom Selleck.
Posted by: Nelly at December 20, 2024 03:45 PM (bcr4y)

Yet you didn't mention it until your comment........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 20, 2024 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

170 Bethlen Gabor!

That was the dude I was trying to think of.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2024 03:47 PM (VoAdT)

171 But my vote is Skunk Baxter. Great musician, epic 'stache, and an expert on missile/high-tech war strategy.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 20, 2024 03:40 PM (y9nCu)

I watched a video of him talking to a European type of "TED Talk" a few nights ago.

And yes, he's extremely intelligent about music, and strategic defense issues.

But, BUT ... he spent a goodly amount of time apologizing for America being "stupid", and "not as enlightened as you Europeans", as well as being a Climate Change Warrior.

Skunk, good buddy, stick to music, and the occasional forays into missile command.

Posted by: browndog disappointed at December 20, 2024 03:47 PM (TTAGa)

172 I can't believe it was just a year ago I was trying to defend the "innocent Palestinians caught in the cross fire." My give a fuck meter has slowly drained to zero. These people aren't compatible with the west. Captain Obvious approved statement.

Posted by: Max Power at December 20, 2024 03:48 PM (q177U)

173 Hulk Hogan had an epic stash as well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 20, 2024 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

174 167 Violence in the Balkans is always exaggerated.
Posted by: Gavrilo Princip at December 20, 2024 03:46 PM (yxhux)

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"The women of America are thirsty for this dreamy European who struck a blow against tyranny. Here are our 40 favorite thirsty tweets."
-Buzzfeed, circa 1914

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 20, 2024 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

175 We don't need a "backlash" so much as a return to sanity. "We" should never have believed "Diversity is our Strength", while escorting in Jihadists (and third world gangs/cartels).

Of course it was never common sense, it was a coordinated attack on USA and The West.

(o couple other sources say a Saudi Arabia guy born in 1974)

Posted by: illiniwek at December 20, 2024 03:48 PM (Cus5s)

176 Something needs to be done with Islam.

I know that Islam claims to be a religion of peace, and that the Koran has lots of actual good stuff in it. From what I understand, Mohammed had two phases: the Mecca phase which came first, and the Medina phase, which came second.

The Meccan Islam is a great religion, apparently. It's the Medina stuff that causes all the problems. I sometimes wonder if Muhammed was actually a prophet of God at first... then switched sides when he went to Medina, and became a prophet of Satan.

So we just need to tell Islam to just do the Mecca stuff... and anyone who wants Medina can eat a cluster bomb.

Posted by: SimoHayha at December 20, 2024 03:48 PM (yf7Pm)

177
Diversity is our choice of suicide.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 20, 2024 03:45 PM (i24o9)

Gozer the Traveler has come. But I really didn't expect the form of The Destructor to be a 190 foot tall Teletubbie.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 20, 2024 03:48 PM (y9nCu)

178 Twitchy reports that there were TWO vehicles but caution that reports may be wrong.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at December 20, 2024 03:48 PM (USyCi)

179 164 148 A german who got stabbed was fined for saying something about muslims....
Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2024 03:42 PM (KQk9m)

The world has gone insane. I didn't know Germany had speech police like the UK.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 20, 2024 03:45 PM (1gLn1)

Everyone everywhere has speech police.

The USA is the only shining star in this, thanks to the Founding Father's.

Our star grows dim, however.

Posted by: Just Lily at December 20, 2024 03:48 PM (RvtZJ)

180 172 I can't believe it was just a year ago I was trying to defend the "innocent Palestinians caught in the cross fire." My give a fuck meter has slowly drained to zero. These people aren't compatible with the west. Captain Obvious approved statement.
Posted by: Max Power at December 20, 2024 03:48 PM (q177U)

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Was it the poll a few months after the war started that showed that 75% of Palestinians still supported the 10/7 attacks and thought it was worth it?

Or was it something else that convinced you?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 20, 2024 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

181 Miss Elliott, my high school English teacher.

Did she get her freak on?
Posted by: Jetto at December 20, 2024 03:42 PM (2zWFh)

She graded using a red ink pen.
One day she handed me back a paper I had written and I asked her is she had killed something on it?
She actually laughed.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 20, 2024 03:48 PM (W/lyH)

182 If you want to know why Germany is trying to crush AfD let Mike Benz put you some knowledge.

Spoiler: It's all about Ukraine corruption by our deep state.

https://tinyurl.com/379dt7dd

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2024 03:48 PM (LkLld)

183 Still don't understand where this suicide empathy came from. Guilt from WWII isn't enough; the current gen has little to no connection to it. I get the comfort that becoming zealously pacifist comes from, but there has to be something more at the start of it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 20, 2024 03:49 PM (IG4Id)

184 Almost a decade ago, UAE Foreign Minister HH Sheikh Abdullah bin Zayed warned Europe of what would happen if they continued down their path of suicidal altruism by inviting dangerous fanatics into their nations.

It's not altruism. TPTB want to kill off whites. The published WEF plans for a sub-one billion person global population has whites only among the ruling class. Islamists are just one tool toward that end.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 20, 2024 03:49 PM (ExV1e)

185 181 She graded using a red ink pen.
One day she handed me back a paper I had written and I asked her is she had killed something on it?
She actually laughed.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 20, 2024 03:48 PM (W/lyH)

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And then she took off another 5 points because you had phrased the question using incorrect grammar.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 20, 2024 03:49 PM (GBKbO)

186 Boys and girls, strewn across the floor.

There is blood and gore,

And it's all because of a diverse murder cult.

Mommy is crying and Daddy is, too.

They had a family, and now they have goo.

Because murder time is here.

The most treacherous time of the year.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 20, 2024 03:50 PM (i24o9)

187 That knife attack in Croatia: Bozinovic said the attacker was registered as previously having mental health problems and had already tried to kill himself: "It is hard to say this person was mentally balanced."
He's registered as having mental problems, you wrote it yourself!! Idiot.
Anyway if he's a mohammedan then he is not mentally balanced.
Posted by: Ciampino - they are incompatible with the West at December 20, 2024 03:42 PM (i0xsb)

If he is a Mohammedan in Croatia, he likely would be Bosnian. (Although the evidence so far points to a homegrown person of mental illness.) Croatia is not a migrant destination. The few "migrants" in Croatia are trying to get out of there as fast as possible and to get to Austria and Germany ASAP.

Posted by: Schroedinger's Cat Wears the Emperor's New Clothes at December 20, 2024 03:50 PM (bWR5k)

188 You want to know how you get vigilante justice? THIS is how you get vigilante justice. Deny it, bury it, lash out against the truth-tellers, until everyone knows they've been lied to.
When mosques are burning, don't blame the people with the torches; blame those who threw open the borders.

Posted by: Wally at December 20, 2024 03:50 PM (dgf0j)

189 172 I can't believe it was just a year ago I was trying to defend the "innocent Palestinians caught in the cross fire." My give a fuck meter has slowly drained to zero. These people aren't compatible with the west. Captain Obvious approved statement.
Posted by: Max Power at December 20, 2024 03:48 PM (q177U)

innocent Palestinians got the hell out of dodge years and decades ago and went to sane places and got married and started families and aren't a pain in the dick, and they look at these jackasses and say "thank fuck my parents got me away from all that bullshit".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2024 03:51 PM (VoAdT)

190 I wonder how much a nice polo shirt with the AfD logo costs, and if you can get one delivered to the US in time for Christmas.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 20, 2024 03:51 PM (fs1hN)

191 What's a palestinian?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 20, 2024 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

192 but there has to be something more at the start of it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 20, 2024 03:49 PM (IG4Id)

Most likely a money trail.

Posted by: ... at December 20, 2024 03:51 PM (j+LsA)

193 Twitchy reports that there were TWO vehicles but caution that reports may be wrong.
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I see four cars.

Posted by: Captain Jean-Luc Picard at December 20, 2024 03:52 PM (yxhux)

194 These random events are bad, but I would point folks to interviews with Sarah Adams, ex-CIA targetter. She is convinced that our Islamic friends are fully trained and ready to launch October 7 style attacks across Europe and the US in 2025. Such things will make this look like child's play.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at December 20, 2024 03:36 PM (MZ+PY)

Good thing the border is secure.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 20, 2024 03:52 PM (ExV1e)

195 Why do I even know Nick Fuentes' name?

https://tinyurl.com/3mwdcn96

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 20, 2024 03:52 PM (bss/y)

196 Something needs to be done with Islam.

I know that Islam claims to be a religion of peace, and that the Koran has lots of actual good stuff in it. From what I understand, Mohammed had two phases: the Mecca phase which came first, and the Medina phase, which came second.

The Meccan Islam is a great religion, apparently. It's the Medina stuff that causes all the problems. I sometimes wonder if Muhammed was actually a prophet of God at first... then switched sides when he went to Medina, and became a prophet of Satan.

So we just need to tell Islam to just do the Mecca stuff... and anyone who wants Medina can eat a cluster bomb.
Posted by: SimoHayha at December 20, 2024 03:48 PM (yf7Pm)
_________

Funky Cold Medina

-- Tone Loc

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 20, 2024 03:52 PM (iFTx/)

197 What's a palestinian?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 20, 2024 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)
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Jesus lived in Palestine. So, Jesus.

Posted by: Axeman at December 20, 2024 03:52 PM (krQz2)

198 196 Funky Cold Medina

-- Tone Loc
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 20, 2024 03:52 PM (iFTx/)

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I actually paid attention to those lyrics once.

That is a weird song.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 20, 2024 03:52 PM (GBKbO)

199 Waiting for the German version of the FBI to admit the terrorist was 'on their radar'.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 20, 2024 03:53 PM (CwhoI)

200 And the funny thing is that if you get say a lefty LIV talking with a European you'll soon get told:

1) It doesn't matter that they have smaller houses, smaller cars, and less money. Its better for the earth
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I'll tell you what would be better for the earth: if we had many fewer Europeans and many fewer leftists.

Next time the Europeans throw a war, we stay out of it, sell arms to both sides, and put the whole thing on PPV.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2024 03:53 PM (YqDXo)

201 Why do I even know Nick Fuentes' name?

https://tinyurl.com/3mwdcn96
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 20, 2024 03:52 PM (bss/y)
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Isn't that the guy that Kanye brought along to meet with Trump and it was Trump's fault because he "could not have not known who he was"?

Posted by: Axeman at December 20, 2024 03:53 PM (krQz2)

202 What's a palestinian?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 20, 2024 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

$20, on sale.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 20, 2024 03:54 PM (i24o9)

203 190 I wonder how much a nice polo shirt with the AfD logo costs, and if you can get one delivered to the US in time for Christmas.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 20, 2024 03:51 PM (fs1hN)

You can get one made on amazon with the logo of your choice for $35.

https://tinyurl.com/45xnucuc

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 20, 2024 03:54 PM (bss/y)

204 200 I'll tell you what would be better for the earth: if we had many fewer Europeans and many fewer leftists.

Next time the Europeans throw a war, we stay out of it, sell arms to both sides, and put the whole thing on PPV.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2024 03:53 PM (YqDXo)

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Idea for a protracted series of military novels:

Just that. Europe gets into a war, both sides thinking that the US will help them, but the US stays out, just getting rich on each side buying arms.

Think of the espionage and battle potential!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 20, 2024 03:54 PM (GBKbO)

205
The Meccan Islam is a great religion, apparently. It's the Medina stuff that causes all the problems. I sometimes wonder if Muhammed was actually a prophet of God at first... then switched sides when he went to Medina, and became a prophet of Satan.

So we just need to tell Islam to just do the Mecca stuff... and anyone who wants Medina can eat a cluster bomb.
Posted by: SimoHayha at December 20, 2024 03:48 PM (yf7Pm)

When you talk to pasty white American college students, they don't even know that there's two periods in the mohammedan narrative.

And i'm convinced that mohammed the goat fucker was always Medinan, the Meccan stuff was him and his followers bullshitting the other arabs when his band of brigands were weak.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 20, 2024 03:55 PM (y9nCu)

206 Isn't that the guy that Kanye brought along to meet with Trump and it was Trump's fault because he "could not have not known who he was"?
Posted by: Axeman at December 20, 2024 03:53 PM (krQz2)

I am not even sure I DO know who this guy is. Is he the one dropping the N bomb on live streams for lulz?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 20, 2024 03:55 PM (bss/y)

207 The Islamic extremist operated multiple social media channels that promoted pro-ISIS and Al Qaeda propaganda that promoted violence against Jews. He praised Osama bin Laden as his "idol," and he openly said that he was "praying for an ISIS" terrorist attack to happen at sporting venues.

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He was on-track to become the President of Harvard.

Posted by: ShainS -- President-Elect Musk will appoint Vivek to Speaker Of The House! at December 20, 2024 03:55 PM (+xpqh)

208 Sounds like Germany needs a little MGGA.

Posted by: wth at December 20, 2024 03:55 PM (v0R5T)

209 Why do I even know Nick Fuentes' name?

Posted by: Aetius451AD

Because of chest-thumping neo-cons who are desperate to prove their virtue to the Left on social media at every turn. If those assholes hadn't boosted jackasses like Funyons, no one would have heard of them.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 20, 2024 03:55 PM (IG4Id)

210 They could reform the Freikorps, but they have no veterans.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 20, 2024 03:56 PM (Dm8we)

211 201 Isn't that the guy that Kanye brought along to meet with Trump and it was Trump's fault because he "could not have not known who he was"?
Posted by: Axeman at December 20, 2024 03:53 PM (krQz2)

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DC Draino is one of the X people. He has had dinner with Trump a couple of times at Mar-a-Lago.

These things aren't 1 on 1 affairs. It's Trump at the head of a table of at least 12 with Trump directing conversation and telling stories. It goes on past midnight, and he's up at 4 the next morning getting ready for a game of golf.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 20, 2024 03:56 PM (GBKbO)

212 I actually paid attention to those lyrics once.

That is a weird song.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 20, 2024 03:52 PM (GBKbO)

I sat behind him at a Dallas Mavericks game a while ago. He seemed REALLY stoned out of his mind. He did allow a photo of us, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 20, 2024 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

213 A Car Plows Through a German Christmas Market at a Very High Speed, Sending People Flying Like Bowling Pins, Killing an Unknown Number
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Only a Christian Nationalist would pounce on this 'story'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2024 03:56 PM (XeU6L)

214 >>Sounds like Germany needs a little MGGA.

That's pretty much what AfD is and you saw what our own government tried to do to us.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2024 03:56 PM (LkLld)

215 204 200 I'll tell you what would be better for the earth: if we had many fewer Europeans and many fewer leftists.

Next time the Europeans throw a war, we stay out of it, sell arms to both sides, and put the whole thing on PPV.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2024 03:53 PM (YqDXo)

Just airdrop FP-45 Liberators in random locations.

https://tinyurl.com/m8fz286

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 03:56 PM (VNX3d)

216 Only the ibf and serial killers wear nice polo shirts.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 20, 2024 03:57 PM (a9OXe)

217 Bethlen Gabor!

That was the dude I was trying to think of.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Hungarians sure are showing up in the threads today.

Posted by: Miklos szivesen iszik meg egyet at December 20, 2024 03:57 PM (xesY+)

218 Make Germany known only for lederhosen and beer again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 20, 2024 03:57 PM (GBKbO)

219 If only it were properly called a 'Holiday Market', this would not have happened.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2024 03:57 PM (XeU6L)

220 The police are apparently saying the car was wired with explosives.

I hope it doesn't explode.

Posted by: Just Lily at December 20, 2024 03:57 PM (RvtZJ)

221 Make Germany known only for lederhosen and beer again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 20, 2024 03:57 PM (GBKbO)

Inga from Sweden hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 20, 2024 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

222 216 Only the ibf and serial killers wear nice polo shirts.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 20, 2024 03:57 PM (a9OXe)

Those feds at J6 from the meme were all wearing polos...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 20, 2024 03:58 PM (bss/y)

223 What is next on the pogrom?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 20, 2024 03:58 PM (YzqWW)

224 Funky Cold Medina

-- Tone Loc
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 20, 2024 03:52 PM (iFTx/)

=======

I actually paid attention to those lyrics once.

That is a weird song.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 20, 2024 03:52 PM (GBKbO)
___________

It's a sleazy date-rape song. The sleaziness is mitigated by the lyrics being more comical than serious, and the fact that the rapper gets his when he accidentally roofies a dude. That being said, I doubt any even remotely mainstream act could get away with it today.

Unless of course they sex-swapped it, and made it about a stronk empowered black woman drugging white bankers and healthcare executives and stealing their money. Oh wait, they made already made a movie about that, which the critics loved! It was called Hustlers.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 20, 2024 03:58 PM (iFTx/)

225 Make Germany known only for lederhosen and beer again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 20, 2024 03:57 PM (GBKbO)

Let's not forget the busty beergarden hostesses!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 03:58 PM (VNX3d)

226 Next time the Europeans throw a war, we stay out of it, sell arms to both sides, and put the whole thing on PPV.

Yeah no more. Shut down NATO, pull back, force them to pay their own damned defense bills. Make friends with India and sub-Saharan African nations, that's the future, not Europe.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2024 03:59 PM (RsS92)

227 OT: I managed to drop a 2.5lb weight plate on edge onto my second toe and it's turning purple.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 20, 2024 03:59 PM (Odg76)

228 It was called Hustlers.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 20, 2024 03:58 PM (iFTx/)

"What?!?"

- - -- - - Zombie Larry Flint

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 20, 2024 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

229 I managed to drop a 2.5lb weight plate on edge onto my second toe and it's turning purple.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 20, 2024 03:59 PM (Odg76)

Broken. Ouch.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 20, 2024 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

230 A german who got stabbed was fined for saying something about muslims....
Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2024 03:42 PM (KQk9m)

The world has gone insane. I didn't know Germany had speech police like the UK.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 20, 2024 03:45 PM (1gLn1)

Well, if there's one thing guaranteed to reduce tensions and increase the peace it's screwing the lid down tighter.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 20, 2024 04:00 PM (ExV1e)

231 105 90 Sam Elliot

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 20, 2024 03:36 PM (bss/y)

He is a fine looking man. Too bad he's a loony leftist.

Best barstool advice I ever got: Never meet your heroes.

Posted by: Nelly at December 20, 2024 04:00 PM (bcr4y)

232 Make Germany known only for lederhosen and beer again.

Moisture laden lederhosen.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 20, 2024 04:00 PM (9sGg5)

233 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 20, 2024 03:39 PM (GBKbO)

__________________________

Have you seen the guy (Merz). He's nightmare fuel. About 6'6"....think as a rail. He looks like one the extras you'd find in "Texas Chainsaw Masc" or maybe a space alien.

Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2024 04:00 PM (dIske)

234 191 What's a palestinian?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 20, 2024 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

I actually know more christian palestinians than muslim ones.

One is a Maronite. Which is weird because that's not really a palestinian thing, it's a lebanese thing. But whatever.

If you're just going to call "people whose families were in the mandate of Palestine before it got partitioned" Palestinians, then there's a lot of good ones out there. Just not actually "there" anymore.

But when Teh News and Internets says "Palestinian", they mean a goat fucking retard from the deserts who swooped in to fuck the place up with their creepy death cult bullshit.

It's like calling Habib Habibbullah Habib, who doesn't speak a lick of English and just showed up three weeks ago, a "Local Scunthorpe man" after he kills a guy or knocks over the offie. Yeah. Sure. "Local".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2024 04:00 PM (VoAdT)

235 "We" should never have believed "Diversity is our Strength"
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You'd think the examples of Northern Ireland, Yugoslavia, and Rwanda should have put "paid" to that ridiculous notion.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2024 04:00 PM (YqDXo)

236 We need common sense car control laws.
🤡🌎

Posted by: Mrs Emma Peel at December 20, 2024 04:00 PM (lIN5E)

237 OT: I managed to drop a 2.5lb weight plate on edge onto my second toe and it's turning purple.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 20, 2024 03:59 PM (Odg76)

Considering the thread, I prescribe beer for the pain.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 04:00 PM (VNX3d)

238 164 148 A german who got stabbed was fined for saying something about muslims....
Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2024 03:42 PM (KQk9m)

The world has gone insane. I didn't know Germany had speech police like the UK.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 20, 2024 03:45 PM (1gLn1)

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Less than a year ago in Germany, there was a small anti-islamist demonstration. The demonstrators were wearing blue shirts. An Afghan man started stabbing everybody and the blue shirts started defending themselves and restraining the Afghan. A police officer immediately tackled one of the blue shirts who was restraining the stabber, and began to handcuff him. Afghan the stabbed the cop multiple time in the head and neck. The cop later died of his wounds.

What is pretty obvious from the video is that the cops had to have been instructed before the event to arrest the blue shirts as soon as they had the thinnest of reasons to. This got the cop killed... Just following orders right

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 20, 2024 04:01 PM (xxf6X)

239 then switched sides when he went to Medina, and became a prophet of Satan.
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Probably an EV flying carpet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2024 04:01 PM (XeU6L)

240 227 OT: I managed to drop a 2.5lb weight plate on edge onto my second toe and it's turning purple.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 20, 2024 03:59 PM (Odg76)

Owww …

Pulled 213kg for 3 (yeah a really odd number) last night

Posted by: browndog sauntering about at December 20, 2024 04:01 PM (TTAGa)

241 Let's not forget the busty beergarden hostesses!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 03:58 PM (VNX3d)

https://is.gd/l2wa0l

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 20, 2024 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

242 I managed to drop a 2.5lb weight plate on edge onto my second toe and it's turning purple.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 20, 2024 03:59 PM (Odg76)

Broken. Ouch.
Posted by: Sponge
________

Slapping hot iron work on a broken toe?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 20, 2024 04:01 PM (Dm8we)

243 And i'm convinced that mohammed the goat fucker was always Medinan, the Meccan stuff was him and his followers bullshitting the other arabs when his band of brigands were weak.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 20, 2024 03:55 PM (y9nCu

Been seeing a few scholars say he was from Petra since that's where the oldest mosques face.

Posted by: ryukyu at December 20, 2024 04:01 PM (VBdzl)

244 OT: I managed to drop a 2.5lb weight plate on edge onto my second toe and it's turning purple.
Posted by: bonhomme
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Confirms my aversion for exercise.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2024 04:01 PM (XeU6L)

245 Make Germany known only for lederhosen and beer again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 20, 2024 03:57 PM (GBKbO)

Let's not forget the busty beergarden hostesses!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
......

Can I use their bathroom? Beer makes me pee.

Posted by: wth at December 20, 2024 04:02 PM (v0R5T)

246 You can get one made on amazon with the logo of your choice for $35.

https://tinyurl.com/45xnucuc
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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I imagine I would get placed on a list somewhere.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 20, 2024 04:02 PM (fs1hN)

247 Best barstool advice I ever got: Never meet your heroes.

Posted by: Nelly at December 20, 2024 04:00 PM (bcr4y)
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Better barstool advice: don't have any heroes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2024 04:02 PM (YqDXo)

248 I managed to drop a 2.5lb weight plate on edge onto my second toe and it's turning purple.
Posted by: bonhomme

As the kids say 🍆

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 20, 2024 04:02 PM (IG4Id)

249 Europe is a pathetic shell of its former self.

Also, Nancy Mace told Trey Gowdy to STFU and STFD. Basically called him a faggot.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 20, 2024 04:03 PM (/U5Yz)

250 247 Best barstool advice I ever got: Never meet your heroes.

Posted by: Nelly at December 20, 2024 04:00 PM (bcr4y)

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"I should have listened!"
-Neo-Nazi who tracked down Hitler hiding in South America but who is now just an incontinent old man with dementia

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 20, 2024 04:03 PM (GBKbO)

251 But was Mohamed wearing a festive little hat?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 20, 2024 04:03 PM (9sGg5)

252 Rosa DeLaura clearly found the original ugly tree.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 20, 2024 04:03 PM (kTd/k)

253 Also, Nancy Mace told Trey Gowdy to STFU and STFD. Basically called him a faggot.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 20, 2024 04:03 PM (/U5Yz)

"You let Hillary get away with Benghazi. Sit your ass down."

"Which bathroom do you think Trey Gowdy uses?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 20, 2024 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)

254 Purple is okay, if it turns black slap a hot iron to it...

Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2024 04:04 PM (KQk9m)

255 OT: I managed to drop a 2.5lb weight plate on edge onto my second toe and it's turning purple.

I predict 'drop foot' from here on out, get used to it.

Posted by: DanMan at December 20, 2024 04:04 PM (8uzBS)

256 "I wonder who the culprit will turn out to be" asked literally nobody because we all know.

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Boy, that Wisconsin shooter story sure disappeared fast, didn't it?

I think it was out of the news faster than the guys that shot Trump in the head.

Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Women, does your job make you feminine and inspirational or stressed and brittle? at December 20, 2024 04:04 PM (Y5LCy)

257 244 OT: I managed to drop a 2.5lb weight plate on edge onto my second toe and it's turning purple.
Posted by: bonhomme
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Confirms my aversion for exercise.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

*fist bump

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 20, 2024 04:04 PM (/U5Yz)

258 I managed to drop a 2.5lb weight plate on edge onto my second toe and it's turning purple.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 20, 2024 03:59 PM (Odg76)
_______________

I did that years ago, and my foot was killing me when I wore cleats. Turns out the broken bone trashed the joint, which had to be surgically replaced with a prosthesis.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2024 04:04 PM (YqDXo)

259 > Pulled 213kg for 3 (yeah a really odd number) last night

Nice! 470lbs for three is awesome. That's more than my current 1RM.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 20, 2024 04:04 PM (Odg76)

260 Christians having these Christmas parades are not thinking about their fellow Muslim citizens' feelings.

Christmas parades are an attractive nuisance in a modern society.

Posted by: Axeman at December 20, 2024 04:05 PM (krQz2)

261 Boy, that Wisconsin shooter story sure disappeared fast, didn't it?

I think it was out of the news faster than the guys that shot Trump in the head.
Posted by: Boron Quidquid - Women, does your job make you feminine and inspirational or stressed and brittle? at December 20, 2024 04:04 PM (Y5LCy)

Just like the guy who drove through that christmas market in... wisconsin? a few years ago.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 20, 2024 04:05 PM (bss/y)

262 252 Rosa DeLaura clearly found the original ugly tree.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 20, 2024 04:03 PM (kTd/k)

That bitch fell out of the ugly tree and the tree got uglier.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2024 04:05 PM (VoAdT)

263 Confirms my aversion for exercise.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

*fist bump

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 20, 2024 04:04 PM (/U5Yz)

I've never had a donut break my toe.

Posted by: Just Lily at December 20, 2024 04:05 PM (RvtZJ)

264 Let's not forget the busty beergarden hostesses!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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There was this one night when I got drunk at the Haufbrau House. Funny thing about is that I have no idea what language the other guys at the table were speaking, and they spoke no more than pidgin English, but we had a great time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2024 04:06 PM (XeU6L)

265 264 There was this one night when I got drunk at the Haufbrau House. Funny thing about is that I have no idea what language the other guys at the table were speaking, and they spoke no more than pidgin English, but we had a great time.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2024 04:06 PM (XeU6L)

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It was nothing but an increasingly series of foul and imaginative insults in varying languages that no one could understand but just sounded funny to everyone else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 20, 2024 04:06 PM (GBKbO)

266 Reading the Blöd Zeitung coverage at bild.de. It was a BMW that did all this, although the (Saudi, they say) driver was arrested. Maybe as a witness?

Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2024 04:07 PM (DojCf)

267 Muslims seem to have kicked up their hatred of Christmas several notches entitled pedophile worshippers that they are.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 20, 2024 04:07 PM (kTd/k)

268 Christmas parades are an attractive nuisance in a modern society.
Posted by: Axeman
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In my Progressive little burg, we now have a 'Holiday Parade'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2024 04:07 PM (XeU6L)

269 Just airdrop FP-45 Liberators in random locations.

https://tinyurl.com/m8fz286

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 03:56 PM (VNX3d)

That was a really shitty little gun, and the Feds paid Guide Lamp waay too much for it. They probably could have had one of the many makers of toy cap guns design and build a cheap-ass revolver that would fire 9 mm Luger cartridges. The user would at least be able to get off follow-up shots if the first failed to incapacitate the target.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2024 04:07 PM (8zz6B)

270 Germany is holding elections early next year.

Will they ever change course? I doubt it. The transnational communists/globalists rule in Europe. And if a party opposes them -- they ban the party.

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Even if the opposing party wins they just refuse to let them govern, see Marine Le Pen's party in France.

Posted by: Decaf at December 20, 2024 04:07 PM (unUNN)

271 "Look, only

"There are 1.8 billion Muslims worldwide. That means, using your numbers, there are 18 million Jihadis."

"Um. Shut up."

Posted by: El Mariachi at December 20, 2024 04:08 PM (nLFEI)

272 OT: I managed to drop a 2.5lb weight plate on edge onto my second toe and it's turning purple.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 20, 2024 03:59 PM (Odg76)
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Wow. At least the logistics were simple.

Posted by: Axeman at December 20, 2024 04:08 PM (krQz2)

273 "You let Hillary get away with Benghazi. Sit your ass down."

"Which bathroom do you think Trey Gowdy uses?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 20, 2024 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)

Awesome. Fuck that kewpie looking jerkwad.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2024 04:08 PM (VoAdT)

274 Well, the idea was to be able to use it once to be able to get yourself a real gun.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 20, 2024 04:08 PM (bss/y)

275 Speaking of working out, Jeff Nippard referenced this study the other day:

The anabolic response to protein ingestion during recovery from exercise has no upper limit in magnitude and duration in vivo in humans

http://tiny.cc/7s82001

According to this, the theory that there's a 30-40mg of protein absorption limit per meal is likely false.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 20, 2024 04:08 PM (Odg76)

276 Seattle still has its Seattle Christmas Market festival. Seattle.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 20, 2024 04:09 PM (/U5Yz)

277 Parliamentary government sucks.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 20, 2024 04:09 PM (YzqWW)

278 Here's a 74 second video of our shared cat Snowflake outside enjoying snowflakes!

Just because.

https://tinyurl.com/mrjvu59r

Posted by: Stateless at December 20, 2024 04:10 PM (jvJvP)

279 >>Will they ever change course? I doubt it. The transnational communists/globalists rule in Europe. And if a party opposes them -- they ban the party.

Wouldn't it be funny to learn that "they" is us?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2024 04:10 PM (LkLld)

280 Let's not forget the busty beergarden hostesses!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 03:58 PM (VNX3d)

https://is.gd/l2wa0l
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 20, 2024 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

Updated for 2025: https://is.gd/NajTrl

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 20, 2024 04:10 PM (ExV1e)

281 I managed to drop a 2.5lb weight plate on edge onto my second toe and it's turning purple.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 20, 2024 03:59 PM (Odg76)
_______________

Face it, it's broken. Get thee to a quack, who will probably tape the injured toe to an adjacent uninjured one to prevent the broken one from healing crooked or otherwise badly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2024 04:10 PM (YqDXo)

282 There was this one night when I got drunk at the Haufbrau House. Funny thing about is that I have no idea what language the other guys at the table were speaking, and they spoke no more than pidgin English, but we had a great time.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
_____________

They opened one in Newport across from Cincinnati. I think it's the only one in the US. I had the pork shank.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 20, 2024 04:10 PM (Dm8we)

283 Just airdrop FP-45 Liberators in random locations.

https://tinyurl.com/m8fz286

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 03:56 PM (VNX3d)

That was a really shitty little gun, and the Feds paid Guide Lamp waay too much for it. They probably could have had one of the many makers of toy cap guns design and build a cheap-ass revolver that would fire 9 mm Luger cartridges. The user would at least be able to get off follow-up shots if the first failed to incapacitate the target.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2024 04:07 PM (8zz6B)

Since it's Europe, that's probably a better choice, unless you select a common police round.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 04:10 PM (VNX3d)

284 A lotttt of Germans are about to be jailed for posts on the Christian market attack

Probably just fined thousands of Euros they don't have.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 20, 2024 04:10 PM (J9aKv)

285 Die neue Fahrvergnügen.

Posted by: Volkswagen at December 20, 2024 04:11 PM (yxhux)

286 Thank God it wasn't a Tesla...

Posted by: Self driving at December 20, 2024 04:11 PM (EoQd1)

287 Even if the opposing party wins they just refuse to let them govern, see Marine Le Pen's party in France.
Posted by: Decaf at December 20, 2024 04:07 PM (unUNN)
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The National Front / National Rally has never won a presidential election and has never won a majority of seats in France's National Assembly. The best they've done was in the most recent parliamentary election, where they won a quarter of the seats, which makes them the single largest party but smaller than either the leftist coalition or the centrist coalition.

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at December 20, 2024 04:11 PM (yhNYs)

288 House Speaker Johnson about now: Yes! The F'ing media has something else to do besides crawl up my asshole.

In other news, 60 minutes until Christmas Scotch and Cigars with the crew at the pub. Not everything is f'd up.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 20, 2024 04:11 PM (e+6P0)

289 I think it's the only one in the US.

There's one in Illinois, by O'Hare, and one in Vegas.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 20, 2024 04:11 PM (J9aKv)

290 Todays politicians seem shocked that everybody hates them.
Welcome to the good old days.

Posted by: wth at December 20, 2024 04:12 PM (v0R5T)

291 > Face it, it's broken. Get thee to a quack, who will probably tape the injured toe to an adjacent uninjured one to prevent the broken one from healing crooked or otherwise badly.

I'll just cut out the middleman and tape it myself.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 20, 2024 04:12 PM (Odg76)

292 Hmm, Abdullah Ezzeldin Taha Mohamed Hassan. Maybe an Irishman? /sarc

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at December 20, 2024 04:12 PM (JNMXT)

293 272 OT: I managed to drop a 2.5lb weight plate on edge onto my second toe and it's turning purple.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 20, 2024 03:59 PM (Odg76)

I hope it gets better soon but now you have a new 'hobby' for hopefully a short while.

The fact you only hit one toe, the second one, is pretty impressive.

Bet you couldn't do that again if you tried.

Posted by: Stateless at December 20, 2024 04:12 PM (jvJvP)

294 You know who else banned the other parties?

Oh wait, it was the Germans. This is right up their alley then. Oh well, they are overdue for started a massive war in Europe. It’s almost 2025.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 20, 2024 04:13 PM (ZKG7+)

295 Watching the video, I have to admit I have never seen a Middle Easterner drive in a straight line like that before.

Must be his adaptation to German culture.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 20, 2024 04:13 PM (wBaIH)

296 Germany is holding elections early next year.

Will they ever change course? I doubt it. The transnational communists/globalists rule in Europe. And if a party opposes them -- they ban the party.
_______________

Europeans must be the stupidest people on earth (barring the obvious front-running ethnicity). They career from extreme right to extreme left, flitting in a nanosecond through a reasonable centrist phase.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2024 04:13 PM (YqDXo)

297 Elon Musk @elonmusk

So is this a Republican bill or a Democrat bill? 🤔

Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie

Replying to @WallStreetMav

This was in fact correct when you tweeted it, but speaker Johnson flipped his decision after the meeting when he spoke to Hakeem Jeffries and realized he could get Democrat votes to pass all the legislation as one bill.

https://bit.ly/4fCvGWc

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 20, 2024 04:14 PM (P5BPp)

298 I'll just cut out the middleman and tape it myself.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 20, 2024 04:12 PM (Odg76)
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You want to make sure you get it straight.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2024 04:14 PM (YqDXo)

299 276 Seattle still has its Seattle Christmas Market festival. Seattle.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Yes! It's very cool and at the Seattle Center which has no access to motorized vehicles and there is visible security.

It's just beautiful.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 04:14 PM (ZzUF8)

300 More shenanigans in the House - Massie is saying that Johnson is going to try and pass a CR with Jeffries and the democrats, and a few Republicans. Hard to believe, but we’ll see.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 20, 2024 04:14 PM (wyMQY)

301 Wrap that toe with stretchy tape then encase it with ice held in place by more stretchy tape. If you have a friend who is a trainer he'll wrap it better.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 20, 2024 04:14 PM (Drm1A)

302 296 Europeans must be the stupidest people on earth (barring the obvious front-running ethnicity). They career from extreme right to extreme left, flitting in a nanosecond through a reasonable centrist phase.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2024 04:13 PM (YqDXo)

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Their extreme right...what do these extreme right parties do in Europe?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 20, 2024 04:14 PM (GBKbO)

303 I'll just cut out the middleman and tape it myself.
Posted by: bonhomme
.......

Yeah, but who's going to prescribe the goofballs?

Posted by: wth at December 20, 2024 04:14 PM (v0R5T)

304 282 There was this one night when I got drunk at the Haufbrau House. Funny thing about is that I have no idea what language the other guys at the table were speaking, and they spoke no more than pidgin English, but we had a great time.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
__________________________

I have the distinction of visiting the Haufbrau House in Munich (the original) and learning to skydive from a bunch of US soldiers who were stationed in the Fulda Gap by jumping off long tables. Jump, tuck and roll...take a sip....again.

Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2024 04:15 PM (dIske)

305 Todays politicians seem shocked that everybody hates them.
Welcome to the good old days.
Posted by: wth

I don't hate them. I just want them to experience some light water boarding at their townhalls until they stop fucking us.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 20, 2024 04:15 PM (e+6P0)

306 Rosa DeLaura clearly found the original ugly tree.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December

Uggdrasil. She dropped her right eye into a well beneath Uggdrasil's roots so she could become the ugliest creature in the world, and terrify all who behold her twisted physiognomy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 20, 2024 04:15 PM (BI5O2)

307 Better barstool advice: don't have any heroes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2024 04:02 PM (YqDXo)

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Nothing interesting proposition, Jay.

Especially as a child (and one with non-ideal parents & family), I turned to "heroes" in sports, history I'm in literature for inspiration and as ideals to strive toward (and only if they were good men of virtue).

But you're probably right that as an adult, it's probably more psychologically healthy to give up those fantasies -- and there sure are a hell of a lot less heroic individuals for me now.

Posted by: ShainS -- President-Elect Musk will appoint Vivek to Speaker Of The House! at December 20, 2024 04:15 PM (sf3p7)

308 Oh wait, it was the Germans. This is right up their alley then. Oh well, they are overdue for started a massive war in Europe. It’s almost 2025.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 20, 2024 04:13 PM (ZKG7+)
________________

That massive war was postponed owing to the Pax Americana.

Yet another reason to cut Europe loose and let them have it out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2024 04:15 PM (YqDXo)

309 There was this one night when I got drunk at the Haufbrau House. Funny thing about is that I have no idea what language the other guys at the table were speaking, and they spoke no more than pidgin English, but we had a great time.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
_____________

They opened one in Newport across from Cincinnati. I think it's the only one in the US. I had the pork shank.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 20, 2024 04:10 PM (Dm8we)
***

There is one in Vegas. Owned by the same guy as in Munich. Good food and great bier!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 20, 2024 04:16 PM (W/lyH)

310 No in Europe it is left or lefter

Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2024 04:16 PM (KQk9m)

311 Well, the idea was to be able to use it once to be able to get yourself a real gun.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 20, 2024 04:08 PM (bss/y)

Well, they over-built a zip gun that used ammo that would be unavailable other than what was provided with it. Also, a dead Kraut with a .45 slug in him = resistance. A dead Kraut with a 9 mm round in him might also be a vendetta amongst the troops.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2024 04:16 PM (8zz6B)

312 I look forward to the founding of the Neo Teutonic Order political party in Germany.

Until that happens, they will remain a target of Islam's lebensraum policy.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 20, 2024 04:16 PM (Vyll1)

313 Europe's governments brought it in, but it ain't over

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2024 04:16 PM (fwDg9)

314 According to this, the theory that there's a 30-40mg of protein absorption limit per meal is likely false.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 20, 2024 04:08 PM (Odg76)

There have been a number of articles on optimal protein intake hitting the media recently.

Stronger by Science, Barbell Medicine, Ali Gilbert, and many others have been out there on this topic.

Bottom line is:

You can use more than 30-40g, especially if you’re over “29” …

And unless your kidneys are already in the shitter, it won’t harm them either.

Posted by: browndog sauntering about at December 20, 2024 04:16 PM (TTAGa)

315 Face it, it's broken. Get thee to a quack, who will probably tape the injured toe to an adjacent uninjured one to prevent the broken one from healing crooked or otherwise badly.

I'll just cut out the middleman and tape it myself.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 20, 2024 04:12 PM

You're not new here.

Hot iron. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 20, 2024 04:17 PM (a3Q+t)

316 *THAT'S AN interesting proposition, Jay.

Posted by: ShainS -- President-Elect Musk will appoint Vivek to Speaker Of The House! at December 20, 2024 04:17 PM (sf3p7)

317 More shenanigans in the House - Massie is saying that Johnson is going to try and pass a CR with Jeffries and the democrats, and a few Republicans. Hard to believe, but we’ll see.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 20, 2024 04:14 PM (wyMQY)

Why don't Trump voters support downballot Republicans!!!!?

** enter someone telling me that if the Republicans had only sold us out a little...

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 20, 2024 04:17 PM (ExV1e)

318 Anybody knows if any gays or transginders was hurt by this right-wing terrier attacks in Germiney ???

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at December 20, 2024 04:17 PM (FDlb9)

319 Better barstool advice: don't have any heroes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2024 04:02 PM (YqDXo)

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Nothing interesting proposition, Jay.

Especially as a child (and one with non-ideal parents & family), I turned to "heroes" in sports, history I'm in literature for inspiration and as ideals to strive toward (and only if they were good men of virtue).

But you're probably right that as an adult, it's probably more psychologically healthy to give up those fantasies -- and there sure are a hell of a lot less heroic individuals for me now.

Posted by: ShainS -- President-Elect Musk will appoint Vivek to Speaker Of The House! at December 20, 2024 04:15 PM (sf3p7)
________________

I have no heroes. I have people whom I respect, provisionally, recognizing the possibility that they're slime but I just haven't found that out about them yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2024 04:18 PM (YqDXo)

320 You want a new toe? I can get you a toe.

Posted by: Walter S at December 20, 2024 04:18 PM (i0F8b)

321
The video of that truck crashing through the crowds: holy shit.

Posted by: Elric The Blade

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I had the impression the vid was sped up, but I could be wrong.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at December 20, 2024 04:18 PM (I87yH)

322 272 OT: I managed to drop a 2.5lb weight plate on edge onto my second toe and it's turning purple.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 20, 2024 03:59 PM (Odg76)
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I dropped a 30lb speaker on my big toe. I found out what it takes to break the bone in your biggie toe. And it hurts.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at December 20, 2024 04:18 PM (+PfCm)

323 I never pass up the chance to get some goofballs.
Me: "Doc, my back hurts."
Doc: "Your back is fine."
Me: "No, no, it really really hurts." *puppy dog eyes*

Posted by: wth at December 20, 2024 04:18 PM (v0R5T)

324 As much as I like the Hofbauhaus, the Augustinerbrau has better beer.

Posted by: Miklos von Munchen at December 20, 2024 04:18 PM (xesY+)

325 And a dead Kraut with 7.65 French long was a solder who shot himself while playing with a French pistol because the French sure as hell didn’t use them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 20, 2024 04:18 PM (ZKG7+)

326 AGAIN: A Car Plows Through a German Christmas Market at a Very High Speed, Sending People Flying Like Bowling Pins, Killing an Unknown Number
—Ace

Again.

This happens every year.

I know how to stop it -- ban

Cars.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 20, 2024 04:19 PM (jHelr)

327 >>>Replying to @WallStreetMav

This was in fact correct when you tweeted it, but speaker Johnson flipped his decision after the meeting when he spoke to Hakeem Jeffries and realized he could get Democrat votes to pass all the legislation as one bill.
...
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
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How to end the deficit in 5 minutes.
_Warren Buffett

https://tinyurl.com/ykvvcsn6

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 20, 2024 04:19 PM (Drm1A)

328 YOUEEs strike again? Youths Of Unknown Ethnic Extraction.

Posted by: AFlyingSQRL at December 20, 2024 04:20 PM (Cd6eq)

329 I dropped a 30lb speaker on my big toe. I found out what it takes to break the bone in your biggie toe. And it hurts.
Posted by: JM

So a 29 lb speaker is safe?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 20, 2024 04:20 PM (jHelr)

330 Yes! It's very cool and at the Seattle Center which has no access to motorized vehicles and there is visible security.

It's just beautiful.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 04:14 PM

At least until the river otters overrun the place.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 20, 2024 04:20 PM (a3Q+t)

331 This is why the CR shit needs to end. Go back to passing budgets on a regular schedule. The CR process allows Congress to move critical spending votes to precarious dates and times.

Remember the government shutdown in 2019? Totally manufactured crisis.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 20, 2024 04:20 PM (yxhux)

332 So we're getting more Snake Surprise! from Johnson?

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at December 20, 2024 04:20 PM (gHSfI)

333 Again.
This happens every year.
I know how to stop it -- ban
Cars.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 20, 2024 04:19 PM (jHelr

Considering the Germans hatred of energy, switch everyone to Flintstone vehicles.

Posted by: Stateless at December 20, 2024 04:21 PM (jvJvP)

334 AGAIN: A Car Plows Through a German Christmas Market at a Very High Speed, Sending People Flying Like Bowling Pins, Killing an Unknown Number
—Ace
_______________

It's almost if the Muslims want to discourage observance of Christian holidays.

We should return the favor and tee off on them during Ramadan.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2024 04:21 PM (YqDXo)

335 I once flipped around a dining chair really fast, placing one of the legs on my toe, and then sat on it. The pain was excruciating.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 20, 2024 04:22 PM (ZKG7+)

336 You want a new toe? I can get you a toe.
Posted by: Walter S at December 20, 2024 04:18 PM

We don't need no stinkin' nihilist toes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 20, 2024 04:22 PM (a3Q+t)

337 Remember the government shutdown in 2019? Totally manufactured crisis.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

The key Crisis Manufacturing Sector now accounts for 7.9% of the US GDP.

Posted by: the Federal Reserve Bank of Miklos at December 20, 2024 04:22 PM (xesY+)

338 Nood something about Kamala getting rich.

Posted by: SimoHayha at December 20, 2024 04:22 PM (yf7Pm)

339 It's almost if the Muslims want to discourage observance of Christian holidays.

We should return the favor and tee off on them during Ramadan.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

One MOAB on the Haj...

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 20, 2024 04:22 PM (jHelr)

340 And people spoke ill of mean MTG when she put the onus on him a couple of months ago.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 20, 2024 04:22 PM (Drm1A)

341 Noodly Doodly, Morons

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 20, 2024 04:22 PM (pIfcn)

342 As much as I like the Hofbauhaus, the Augustinerbrau has better beer.
Posted by: Miklos von Munchen at December 20, 2024 04:18 PM (xesY+)

Augsburg Hassenbrau.

Posted by: Diogenes von Augsburgerer at December 20, 2024 04:23 PM (W/lyH)

343 You want a new toe? I can get you a toe.
Posted by: Walter S at December 20, 2024 04:18 PM
_______________

What for? I've already got 12.

Posted by: Former Chernobyl Worker at December 20, 2024 04:23 PM (YqDXo)

344 If you bring up some of the German newspapers online, you'll find a multitude of stories of arsons occurring at various Christmas Villages across Germany. This is an ongoing event.

Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2024 04:23 PM (dIske)

345 Considering the Germans hatred of energy, switch everyone to Flintstone vehicles.

Posted by: Stateless at December 20, 2024 04:21 PM (jvJvP)

Handcarts within towns and cities, and horse-drawn carts and carriages between them.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 04:23 PM (VNX3d)

346 More shenanigans in the House - Massie is saying that Johnson is going to try and pass a CR with Jeffries and the democrats, and a few Republicans.

------

I remember when Gaetz ousted McCarthy being told by the GOP that Voting With Democrats™ was unspeakably evil. Oddly, I've never heard that from them before or since.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 20, 2024 04:23 PM (BI5O2)

347 One MOAB on the Haj...

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 20, 2024 04:22 PM (jHelr)
_______________

NOW you're talking!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2024 04:24 PM (YqDXo)

348 318 Anybody knows if any gays or transginders was hurt by this right-wing terrier attacks in Germiney ???

No Mary, Obama and Big Mike were not there.....

Posted by: Buster Hymandd at December 20, 2024 04:25 PM (B77Ne)

349 Let's bring back Prussia.

An Army with a State.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 20, 2024 04:25 PM (yxhux)

350 I once flipped around a dining chair really fast, placing one of the legs on my toe, and then sat on it. The pain was excruciating. Posted by: sniffybigtoe

The took an exceptional level of incompetence and bad luck. I am truly impressed. If you are going to screw yourself up this is how is should be done. Thank you for leading the way here. You are a hero.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 20, 2024 04:26 PM (e+6P0)

351 You want a new toe? I can get you a toe.
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Seriously?

Posted by: A Camel at December 20, 2024 04:26 PM (yxhux)

352 Saw on Legalinsurrection.com only 38 Republicans voted against it.
We need better MAGA representatives

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2024 04:26 PM (fwDg9)

353 Mustache? Billy Brown.

Posted by: Ghost of OrangeEnt Present at December 20, 2024 04:27 PM (0eaVi)

354 Have a light covering of snow, not measurable but covering slowly

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2024 04:28 PM (fwDg9)

355 ‘ But George Bush said Islam was a religion of peace. He must have been wrong’

This fool bet his presidency, several thousand American lives and the future of his country on the idea that Muslims are compatible with civilization.

And I voted for him twice.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2024 04:28 PM (jbnUc)

356 My sister and BiL are in Germany now, going to Xmas markets. I hate this.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Mine, too!

Ugh.

Posted by: JQ at December 20, 2024 04:29 PM (YoCnN)

357
This leads the average European to have a standard of living less than every US state except Mississippi.

Posted by: Smell the Glove

==============

Good lord. Get on it, Mississippi.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at December 20, 2024 04:30 PM (I87yH)

358 38
‘ Clearly the answer is to go to Mecca during the Hajj and do counterclockwise donuts.’

If you did, you’d kill 50x as many. They are packed tight , dangerously so.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2024 04:31 PM (jbnUc)

359 Let's bring back Prussia.

An Army with a State.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 20, 2024 04:25 PM (yxhux)

---------------

You know who else had an Army with a State?

[Sounds like "Palestine."]

Posted by: ShainS -- President-Elect Musk will appoint Vivek to Speaker Of The House! at December 20, 2024 04:31 PM (rQHR5)

360 Make Germany known only for lederhosen and beer again.

Beer is o.k
I would rather have Germany known for people of strong Christian faith such as exemplified in Protestant hymns, "Lift up your head, ye mighty gates" or a"Now thank we all our God." and "Ah, Holy Jesus"(- all written during the horrible 30 years was (1618-164

And no, I'm not wishing suffering, famine and disease on Germany, but it is is inspiring to me that people wrote these hymns during such dark, awful times.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 20, 2024 04:35 PM (Z4sr+)

361 "Below: I'm shocked that this report says the culprit in the Madgeburg Christmas Market terror attack is a Syrian.

Just shocked. I never saw this coming, not even a little bit."
- - - - - - - -
I'm shocked they would say what country the culprit came from, too.

Not that the culprit came from there, if accurate, but that someone would print such information.

Posted by: Another Anon at December 20, 2024 04:37 PM (QNMaY)

362 How do they say "backlash" in German?

Scrumpfengestictendorsengeflatten
Posted by: ace

That's what you say after the line has snarled up on the fishing reel. Pay extra for the good Shimano with magnetic and dynamic braking.

Posted by: DaveA at December 20, 2024 04:51 PM (FhXTo)

363 Here, let these poisonous snakes live in your house. It ain’t no big deal, and look how colorful they are!

Posted by: Eromero at December 20, 2024 04:53 PM (jgmnb)

364 The driver apparently didn't hear George Bush declare Islam to be the religion of peace.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 20, 2024 05:07 PM (hwLGC)

365 So I post this in defiance of corrupt Western governments and their anti-civilization media attack dogs: I will post whatever scraps of information I come across until you stop the embargo of any information that may embarrass your Welcome the Terrorists immigration agenda.

👏. Hear, hear!

Thank you

Posted by: L - cellphone at December 20, 2024 05:20 PM (NFX2v)

366 ALL of the muslim trash has to be sent back. Not compatible with civilization.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at December 20, 2024 05:25 PM (iNp3L)

367 That anyone would look at the 14 months since 10/7 and say, "That was great for the side that implemented it, and we should also do it," is just asking for it.

Israel went from divided and borderline lovey-dovey with Palestine to outright warmonger.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 20, 2024 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

That's what they want, because Israel can't fight forever before it is overrun.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2024 05:40 PM (n7h9X)

368 Clearly the answer is to go to Mecca during the Hajj and do counterclockwise donuts.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2024 03:30 PM (VoAdT)

A missile strike on the vagina rock. Enough of this crap. FAFO. Again, this woman lays out the problem. Goes to Twitter.

https://tinyurl.com/528ztjps

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 20, 2024 05:46 PM (iODuv)

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