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Why do they always look like this?

There is an answer, of course: because radical, revolutionary politics, which promises to bring down society's winners and replace them with society's losers, are naturally favored by society's losers.

#SorryNotSorry but that's the truth. Marxism is a politics for the ugly, unwanted, uneducated, unhealthy, and insane.


Ryan Saavedra
@RealSaavedra

Reporters did not ask Karine Jean-Pierre a single question about The Wall Street Journal report from yesterday that outlined how the White House hid President Joe Biden's cognitive decline from the public.

The Democrats are holding disaster funds for (red states) Florida and North Carolina hostage, but don't worry, Biden's handlers just approved by their usurped kingly authority a $1 billion payment to Save Some Trees in Ecuador.


Some crime investigators think that the hearthrob terrorist that deplorable leftwing women flick their beans over must have had an accomplice acting as a "spotter" for his target.


Top crime investigators are convinced the suspected UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter carried out the cold-blooded murderer with the help of an accomplice, DailyMail.com can reveal.

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But two leaders in the investigative field who have analyzed the case have now told DailyMail.com that some key details are being ignored -- and that those clues point to at least one accomplice to the alleged murderer.

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O'Shea says the coincidence of the shooter arriving within five minutes of Thompson emerging from his hotel, suspicious behavior by others on CCTV, and conflicting witness statements, all suggest the killer knew exactly when to pounce thanks to help from at least one other person.

A second industry leader in private intelligence for celebrities and CEOs spoke to DailyMail.com on condition of anonymity due to being close to the case.

This second top security expert also pointed to CCTV footage of the assassin talking on the phone to an as-yet-unidentified contact while walking to the Hilton Midtown 15 minutes before the murder took place.

These top PIs are asking: could that call have been from an accomplice monitoring the movements of the UnitedHealthcare CEO?

Further arguments about Mangione having an inside line here.

America's Sweetheart -- no, the lesbian one with pink hair, not the brother-marrying one who said some people did some things -- is running her ugly mouth again.


In an incredibly predictable fashion, Megan Rapinoe was a fan of Caitlin Clark's recent comments about how she has benefited from 'white privilege' throughout her life and basketball career. The former U.S. women's soccer standout didn't stop at simply applauding Clark's comment, however, Rapinoe also took a shot at conservatives in the process.

"I want to say I've earned every single thing, but as a white person, there is privilege," was the quote from Clark that lit the Internet ablaze after she was named Time's Athlete of the Year.

Rapinoe co-hosts the 'A Touch More' podcast with her partner, WNBA legend Sue Bird. The two discuss noteworthy topics in the sports world and offer the exact same opinion. Typically, that opinion involves tongue-in-cheek remarks insinuating how awful, racist and misogynistic the United States is as a country.

Clark, arguably the most popular female athlete in the world, talking about her white privilege was music to Bird and Rapinoe's ears. When race and sport intertwine, Rapinoe is like a kid in a candy store, and this instance was no different.

What also wasn't different was Rapinoe singling out conservatives in her response and then trying to articulate some sort of original thought, but instead suffering from a case of word vomit.

"I think what Caitlin did in her quotes, or in the article, was speak explicitly about her white privilege, like and that is what is receiving so much criticism or backlash, and like that is the lesson," the former NWSL star said. "So, you know, for conservative media coming at her now that obviously they're just showing their whole ass," Rapinoe said.

"If fans are upset about her saying that and just acknowledging what is true, I think that says a lot. But I think the more that you speak directly to it the clearer it becomes what your stance is, and then you can't be used in that way. It doesn't really leave your beliefs or your stance as a white player to any sort of interpretation."


Republican Oklahoma GOP Senator is scheming to craft another Comprehensive Amnesty plan with Democrats.

It never stops.


At least one GOP Senator is working with pro-migration Democrats to draft a border bill for 2025, a report in Axios.com. detailed Thursday.

Oklahoma Republican Markwayne Mullin told the outlet his "serious" project could replace the fast-track reconciliation bill that is now expected to massively fund border security and enforcement in early 2025.

"If we can do border separately -- without reconciliation -- then [President Donald Trump is] okay with" a single reconciliation bill for tax cuts, Mullin told Axios.

The details are "very secret," he said.


Several pro-migration Democratic Senators are working with Mullin. They include Sen. Mark Kelly (D-AZ), Sen. Gary Peters (D-MI), and Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-CT), according to Axios.

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Kelly told Axios that the Mullin bill must include their version of "immigration reform." That is an establishment euphemism for amnesty, more legal migrants, and more federal support for migrants. "If there's willingness [by Mullin] to work in a bipartisan way to do some stuff, not only on border security, but on immigration reform, I think it would be great," Kelly told Axios.



Robby Starbuck
@robbystarbuck

Big news: Nissan is ending a number of woke policies today. I can now exclusively tell you what's changing and how it happened.

Weeks ago I informed execs at @NissanUSA @nissan that I was doing a story on wokeness there. Instead we had productive conversations about how to fix this.

Below are the changes they committed to:

* Surveys: Nissan will no longer participate in the HRC's woke Corporate Equality Index nor will they participate in any 3rd party survey that has a political activism angle.

* Funding for events: Nissan will review future funding of events to ensure that sponsorships align with brand standards and business priorities. This means no more funding for Pride events that expose kids to sexually inappropriate content like the San Francisco pride event they sponsored recently which exposed kids to extremely inappropriate content.

* Supplier diversity and hiring: No quotas for hiring, promotions or diverse suppliers. Focus is now on merit and performance.

* Trainings: Nissan will only require training related to the core business going forward. This means no more forced DEI or LGBTQ trainings.

You didn't think I was going to let Christmas come and go without giving @X
the gift of another company changing woke policies, did you?

This list is a bit shorter than other companies we've focused on because Nissan was not as far gone as other companies we've changed but Nissan was important to me because they're one of the top employers in Tennessee and I wanted to get this done for my fellow Tennesseans.

This won't just have a positive impact for their employees who will have a neutral workplace without divisive issues being injected but it will no doubt also extend to their many suppliers dropping woke policies.

We've now changed policy at companies worth well over $2 Trillion dollars, with many millions of employees who have better workplace environments as a result.

Our campaigns are now so effective that we're getting the biggest companies on earth to change their policies without me even posting a story outlining their woke policies. Companies can clearly see that America wants normalcy back. The era of wokeness is dying right in front of our eyes. The landscape of corporate America is quickly shifting to sanity and neutrality. We are the trend, not the anomaly anymore.

We are winning and one by one we WILL bring sanity back to corporate America.

If you love what we're doing, subscribe to my X page for $5 a month to help fund our growing team! You can also support us by sending any amount once at this link: https://buy.stripe.com/8wM8xC7Qs5uXcSc3cc


If you want to expose your woke workplace, send tips at http://robbystarbuck.com/dei

So far you've helped me change corporate policy at Tractor Supply, John Deere, Harley Davidson, Polaris, Indian Motorcycle, Lowe's, Ford, Coors, Stanley Black & Decker, Jack Daniels, DeWalt tools, Craftsman, Caterpillar, Boeing, Toyota, Walmart and now Nissan! We are a force to be reckoned with and we won't stop until wokeness is extinct.

Share to make sure everyone knows this is happening so that we keep this movement growing. Also, feel free to download this video and spread on all platforms.


Link here. Starbuck gives his video summary of this report.

The bleachers that she would have sat on emailed me. "We felt even more unsafe," they said. #Prayers4Bleachers

Posted by: Ace at 06:16 PM




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1 Accomplice to CEO murder -

Look for a young administrative assistant from a liberal arts college. Those people are like the Unibomber now.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2024 06:20 PM (n7h9X)

2 Get in muh belly, ya greedy little capitalist ewok!

Posted by: Fat Bastard at December 20, 2024 06:21 PM (pUMay)

3 So tired of people needing to "feel safe."

Especially when they are in zero danger.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 20, 2024 06:22 PM (OX9vb)

4 Why do they always look like this?

Low testosterone & high carb diets.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 20, 2024 06:22 PM (+oR7L)

5 Eternal vigilance is the price of sanity …

Or something like that.

Posted by: Adriane to Totally Not Cynical Critic . . . at December 20, 2024 06:23 PM (1mz4r)

6 wow, I was first.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2024 06:23 PM (n7h9X)

7 Oklahoma is 0 for 2 on electing senators. I had high hopes for both of them.

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at December 20, 2024 06:23 PM (NEGXR)

8 Delia Ramirez is built like a linebacker. I think she'd be okay in the crowd.

Posted by: huerfano at December 20, 2024 06:23 PM (DKIGo)

9 >> Why do they always look like this?

Because all day long they sit on the internet feeding their psychosis by sharing mentallly ill points of view with fellow retards?

I mean, it’s just a thesis right now. But it sounds plausible.

Posted by: Vengeance at December 20, 2024 06:25 PM (rZcgP)

10 Delia Ramirez is built like a linebacker. I think she'd be okay in the crowd.
Posted by: huerfano at December 20, 2024 06:23 PM (DKIGo)

Ohhh, I was gonna make a snarky comment but yours is better.

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at December 20, 2024 06:26 PM (NEGXR)

11 so what passed in the house vote? another shit sandwich or a clean taco?

Posted by: DanMan at December 20, 2024 06:26 PM (8uzBS)

12 Democrat Rep. Delia Ramirez says she won't be attending President Trump's inauguration because she's a "brown woman, daughter of immigrants, and I would feel unsafe."

Yeah, I bet she'd feel safer at a Palestine/Hezbollah rally, or an all you can eat buffet.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 20, 2024 06:26 PM (+oR7L)

13 That pro Luigi protest needs a truck.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at December 20, 2024 06:26 PM (srz+/)

14 I still can't tell what bill was passed by Johnson and everyone except a few Republicans. Did "WE" get anything? Or was this just the almost same bill as the original sellout?

Posted by: illiniwek at December 20, 2024 06:26 PM (Cus5s)

15 "Why do they always look like this?"


Because they are almost always on the dole. SNAP, welfare or some other form of government assistance. The vast majority of people who take welfare are fat and unhealthy.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 20, 2024 06:27 PM (Rcnd3)

16 Three foot seven people have no place in government. Maybe as an undersecretary, or something.

Posted by: Tall Paul at December 20, 2024 06:27 PM (G5+As)

17 >>NEW: Democrat Rep. Delia Ramirez says she won't be attending President Trump's inauguration because she's a "brown woman, daughter of immigrants, and I would feel unsafe."

Plus she’s way too fat and over the weight limit for the bleachers. Plus she may eventually explode and that would make a mess in a crowd.

Posted by: Vengeance at December 20, 2024 06:27 PM (rZcgP)

18 The Democrats are holding disaster funds for (red states) Florida and North Carolina hostage, but don't worry, Biden's handlers just approved by their usurped kingly authority a $1 billion payment to Save Some Trees in Ecuador.
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This ties into James O'Keefe's recent offering where an EPA official admitted that they are basically throwing away money to conservation and environmental groups before Trump comes in the door and puts a stop to it.

Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2024 06:27 PM (dIske)

19 Now they've been saying Slow Joe couldn't take calls about the Afghanistan withdrawal so the military was on it's own, therefore if it went badly it's all Slow Joe's fault because he didn't lead.

Is it just me, but isn't that the exact opposite of how the brass generally try squirm out of responsibility?

Usually, we get "the CinC was being all micromanagy and we couldn't do our jobs."

Now it's " we can't make good decisions on our own, we need help from a dementia sufferer "

Posted by: Just Lily at December 20, 2024 06:29 PM (RLLZj)

20 I know about the marriage proposals and love letters to serial killers but this is the worst I have seen. Ace check out Ryan Long's video asking women about Mangione, it's both funny and profoundly depressing.

Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2024 06:29 PM (KQk9m)

21 Democrat Rep. Delia Ramirez says she won't be attending President Trump's inauguration because she's afraid they won't let her bring a bale of hay to munch on.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 20, 2024 06:30 PM (YfvWK)

22 One more time
He's makin a list
Checkin it twice
Gonna turn them over to ICE
Tom Homan is coming to town!

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2024 06:30 PM (XTmTf)

23 Democrat Rep. Delia Ramirez says she won't be attending President Trump's inauguration because she's afraid they won't let her bring her salt lick.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 20, 2024 06:31 PM (YfvWK)

24 Willowed -

158 “While it does not include everything we sought, it includes disaster relief that the President requested for the communities recovering from the storm, eliminates the accelerated pathway to a tax cut for billionaires, and would ensure that the government can continue to operate at full capacity,” White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said.

Since this didn't pass with the suspension of debt-limit that Trump wanted, I can assume that the "accelerated pathway to a tax cut for billionaires" is Dem speak for suspension of the debt-limit. Chip Roy got what he wanted, I guess.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 20, 2024 06:32 PM (fs1hN)

25 Delia should hire the protesters up top to be her bodyguards. Then she'd be safe.

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at December 20, 2024 06:33 PM (NEGXR)

26 As a diabetes-American, Delia should feel unsafe at the local Krispy Kreme.

But she will muster the courage to face three crullers, an apple fritter, a bear claw, a raspberry filled doughnut, a lemon filled doughnut, and five chocolate covered creme filled doughnuts in one sitting, washed down by a 20 ounce, ice cold diet Pepsi.

Not all heroes eat crepes.

Posted by: Minuteman at December 20, 2024 06:34 PM (LaNzR)

27 >>I know about the marriage proposals and love letters to serial killers but this is the worst I have seen. Ace check out Ryan Long's video asking women about Mangione, it's both funny and profoundly depressing.

Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2024 06:29 PM

Since Joker Tsarnaev on the cover of Rolling Stone. Has Luigi been on RS yet?

Posted by: huerfano at December 20, 2024 06:34 PM (DKIGo)

28 Bill deleted raises, disinformation group, protection for J6 committee and other pork. Includes farm, disaster relief. Charlie Kirk thinks it's great.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 20, 2024 06:34 PM (t/2Uw)

29 Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav 6h
🚨 UPDATE:
Thomas Massie has won. The House GOP leadership is splitting the spending bill into smaller pieces.

Each section will be voted on individually and allowed to pass or fail on it's own.

CR, disaster relief, debt limit increase, etc. They will each be separate votes.

Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie 2h Replying to @WallStreetMav
This was in fact correct when you tweeted it, but speaker Johnson flipped his decision after the meeting when he spoke to Hakeem Jeffries and realized he could get Democrat votes to pass all the legislation as one bill.

Elon Musk @elonmusk 2h
So is this a Republican bill or a Democrat bill? 🤔

Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie 2h Replying to @elonmusk
It’s much improved because of transparency & feedback X has provided.

It went from roughly 1500 pages to 100. Lots of pork was cut.

Johnson agreed this morning to pass what remained as separate bills, but when he found out Jeffries will provide votes, he went back to 1 bill.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 06:35 PM (hovnC)

30 QUICK REFERENCE GUIDE TO SPACE ACTIVITY FOR DECEMBER 20

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SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: December 20, 2024
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Posted by: Ciampino - another at December 20, 2024 06:36 PM (i0xsb)

31 These top PIs are asking: could that call have been from an accomplice monitoring the movements of the UnitedHealthcare CEO?
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It seemed very strange from the get-go that this guy could be exactly where he was, when he was.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2024 06:36 PM (XeU6L)

32 @elonmusk
The Speaker did a good job here, given the circumstances.
It went from a bill that weighed pounds to a bill that weighed ounces.
Ball should now be in the Dem court."

I guess, have not seen details.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 20, 2024 06:36 PM (Cus5s)

33 Democrat Delia Ramirez....yeah, about her. Her husband was an illegal immigrant. Her parents entered this country illegally from the southern border.

Perhaps she right not to attend, because she's a big (not referring to her massive obesity) part of the problem.

Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2024 06:37 PM (dIske)

34 Democrat Delia Ramirez....yeah, about her. Her husband was an illegal immigrant. Her parents entered this country illegally from the southern border.

Perhaps she right not to attend, because she's a big (not referring to her massive obesity) part of the problem.

Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2024 06:37 PM (dIske)

Perhaps she's afraid of ICE showing up?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 06:38 PM (VNX3d)

35 "Why do they always look like this?"

Well, at least they've come out for capital punishment. It's a start.

Posted by: javems at December 20, 2024 06:38 PM (8I4hW)

36 You know what else feels unsafe? A twinkie when Delia Ramirez walks into the room.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2024 06:38 PM (2UnvF)

37 Why do they always look like this?
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They should have a go at Sumo wrestling.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2024 06:38 PM (XeU6L)

38 Compared to to the really fat guy and gal (?) in the top photo, Delia doesn’t look that bad. She’s a dope though- as if there will be no black or brown people at the inauguration? !

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 20, 2024 06:39 PM (na0Rw)

39 7 Oklahoma is 0 for 2 on electing senators. I had high hopes for both of them.

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at December 20, 2024 06:23 PM


I believe Oklahoma was the only state where EVERY single county voted red in the presidential election.

Yet, somehow Oklahoma gets RINO Senators?

GOPe delenda est!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 20, 2024 06:39 PM (HlyYF)

40 You know what else feels unsafe? A twinkie when Delia Ramirez walks into the room.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2024 06:38 PM (2UnvF)

... and folding chairs.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 06:39 PM (VNX3d)

41 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 20, 2024 06:39 PM (WXNFJ)

42 Delia Ramirez won't feel safe until someone tests the gravy in her sippy cup.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 20, 2024 06:39 PM (wBaIH)

43 "...and would ensure that the government can continue to operate at full capacity.”

Wonderful.

Posted by: The Chicken at December 20, 2024 06:40 PM (i0F8b)

44 Delia Ramirez looks at the menu and says OK.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2024 06:41 PM (2UnvF)

45 Eric Abbenante @EricAbbenante 21h
Stephanie Ruhle warns that the ABC defamation settlement has shown the media that *now* they need to be accurate when reporting news about Trump:
Stephanie Ruhle: "For the media environment for the rest of the world, when they see a settlement like this, there is a chilling effect, right?

Because what happens immediately after? Well, you see Donald Trump say, I'm going to sue the Des Moines Register.

I'm going to sue the pollster [J Ann Selzer] who put out a poll just before the election that said women in Iowa are going to vote for Kamala Harris.

And you're saying I want to accurately cover this administration like all of us are going to, it's a scary time.

So for all of us, this is a warning. You better have your T's crossed. You better have your eyes dotted, which I actually think is a positive because we need to do that. But yeah, there's definitely a chilling effect."

The 'chilling effect' Stephanie Ruhle referred to is also known as 'consequences'.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 06:41 PM (hovnC)

46 “I’m the only member of Congress that was in a mixed-status family in this building, and it was emotional. I sat in rooms — continue to sit in rooms — with the very same committee that talks about my husband, my uncle and my brothers and sister-in-law as if they’re less than human; as if they’re criminals,” Ramirez told The 19th from her office in Capitol Hill.
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Got that? She has a husband, uncle, brothers, sister-in-law all in this country illegally. And, she doesn't think they are committing a crime.

Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2024 06:42 PM (dIske)

47 Two fat in-breds protesting in favor of murder. If what they believe in came true, they would be the first against the wall.

Like bleach in the gene pool.

Posted by: Euthanasia for the Fat and Unemployed at December 20, 2024 06:42 PM (R/m4+)

48 The Hill -
Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) said Friday afternoon that the House would vote on a modified version of the bill that was defeated Thursday — minus the debt ceiling provision pushed by President-elect Trump.

Democrats and a few dozen Republicans on Thursday rejected the bill that paired a three-month government funding extension, $110 billion in disaster and farm aid and other measures with a two-year extension of the debt limit.
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The smaller bill (yay!) but without the 2 year debt limit extension* (which was what Trump wanted, yay! or boo! depending on whether you think Trump is a strategic thinker and knows what he is doing rather than, say, Chip Roy) was passed with Democrat support.

*(I said 'suspension' instead of 'extension' in my earlier post)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 20, 2024 06:43 PM (fs1hN)

49 ACE, BE NICE. IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS!

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 06:43 PM (W2Pud)

50 It would be a real pity if both those fat antifa gunts were to be shot in the belly by a shotgun loaded with razor-sharp washers.

Clearly they are privileged white Democrats, and Luigi made it perfectly OK to shoot privileged white Democrats.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2024 06:43 PM (8zz6B)

51 Delia Ramirez. "America been berry, berry good to me!”
pic: t.ly/_g3bs

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2024 06:43 PM (XeU6L)

52 David Axelrod @davidaxelrod 23h
Not sure about this speculation about Trump tiring of Musk and shunning him. With all that cash and X, Elon is Trump's brass knuckle guy. "Stick with us or you're going to get a ton of ads and social media right up your rocket launcher!"
Not sure Trump wants to part with that!

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 10h
The few remaining smart Democrat advisors have to feel uncomfortable with their party's abrupt gaslighting pivot on Trump from "Insurrectionist Hitler with dictator inclinations" to "Puppet of Musk."

The absurdity level is through the roof.

Lulu Cheng Meservey @lulumeservey Dec 19
For awareness — note the language here. It’s a very intentional strategy

The goal is to weaken Trump and Elon by fomenting tensions between them

By jabbing Trump about not being the alpha, the idea is to provoke him to sideline Elon and to fray the relationship

Elon Musk @elonmusk 6h
That is exactly the goal.

The political & legacy media puppets all got their new instructions yesterday and are now parroting the same message to drive a wedge between @realDonaldTrump and me.

They will fail.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 06:43 PM (hovnC)

53 >>Yet, somehow Oklahoma gets RINO Senators?

Mitch McConnell.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2024 06:43 PM (LkLld)

54 31 These top PIs are asking: could that call have been from an accomplice monitoring the movements of the UnitedHealthcare CEO?
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It seemed very strange from the get-go that this guy could be exactly where he was, when he was.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2024 06:36 PM


Good thing we have a totally non-partisan FBI filled with top men that will be able to arrest the accomplice within the next 24 hours!

/sarc-retard tag off

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 20, 2024 06:44 PM (HlyYF)

55 Delia Ramirez looks at the menu and says OK.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2024 06:41 PM (2UnvF)

Made me laugh.

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at December 20, 2024 06:45 PM (NEGXR)

56 I sat in rooms — continue to sit in rooms — with the very same committee that talks about my husband, my uncle and my brothers and sister-in-law as if they’re less than human; as if they’re criminals,” Ramirez told The 19th from her office in Capitol Hill.
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'as if they are less than human', really? Slander.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 20, 2024 06:45 PM (fs1hN)

57 The left doesn't realize that two alphas can't get along? That one of the reasons they are megamagaalphas is because they can?

Posted by: fd at December 20, 2024 06:46 PM (vFG9F)

58 Is that cartoon character Luigi wearing some kind of uniform?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2024 06:47 PM (63Dwl)

59 Good thing we have a totally non-partisan FBI filled with top men that will be able to arrest the accomplice within the next 24 hours!
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Apparently, McDonald's employees are sharper than the fibbers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2024 06:47 PM (XeU6L)

60 I sat in rooms — continue to sit in rooms — with the very same committee that talks about my husband, my uncle and my brothers and sister-in-law as if they’re less than human; as if they’re criminals,” Ramirez told The 19th from her office in Capitol Hill.

If they arrived illegally, they are criminals.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 20, 2024 06:47 PM (WXNFJ)

61 "Illegals with foreign flags protest Trump, Border Czar Homan at ICE facility (Los Angeles)"

Looks insurrectiony.
But it's not. They are aliens so cannot be an insurrection. More like enemy aliens inserted into the country to commit sabotage.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 20, 2024 06:47 PM (/lPRQ)

62 Are there not even one progressive who is presentable and approximately sane?

Posted by: Just another guy at December 20, 2024 06:47 PM (ItsCg)

63 delia is whiter than I am!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 20, 2024 06:48 PM (Pv3Rg)

64 Speaker Johnson was going to split the spending bill into multiple pieces but caved to Democrats

Posted by: Don Black. Message: DEFEAT FRANCE at December 20, 2024 06:48 PM (/7KEl)

65 Chad Pergram @ChadPergram Dec 20
McConnell: I don't care to count how many times I've reminded our colleagues and our House counterparts how horrible it is to shut the government down. And how foolish it is to bet your own side won't take the blame for it. Recent history doesn't leave a whole lot of room for interpretation on that one. When you try to use normal government function as a bargaining chip, you pay a political price

https://tinyurl.com/kwu3rwt2

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 06:48 PM (hovnC)

66 Looks insurrectiony.
But it's not. They are aliens so cannot be an insurrection. More like enemy aliens inserted into the country to commit sabotage.
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I prefer the term "Invaders". And our government is giving them taxpayer money. That part looks insurrectiony.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 20, 2024 06:49 PM (fs1hN)

67 44 Delia Ramirez looks at the menu and says OK.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2024 06:41 PM

And order a Diet Coke.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 20, 2024 06:49 PM (+oR7L)

68 >>Is that cartoon character Luigi wearing some kind of uniform?

That would be Luigi from Super Mario Brothers.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2024 06:49 PM (LkLld)

69
If they arrived illegally, they are criminals.
Posted by: Tonypete
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They are always confused by facts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2024 06:49 PM (XeU6L)

70 It seemed very strange from the get-go that this guy could be exactly where he was, when he was.


surprise surprise another weird op

notice how we got all his social media info right away? I hope he rats the others out but he seems like a True Believer

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 20, 2024 06:49 PM (Pv3Rg)

71 Nutjobs.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 20, 2024 06:50 PM (ufFY8)

72 “ Marxism is a politics for the ugly, unwanted, uneducated, unhealthy, and insane.”.And the people who wish to rule them.

Posted by: Mike at December 20, 2024 06:50 PM (YLAlY)

73 McConnell: I don't care to count how many times I've reminded our colleagues and our House counterparts how horrible it is to shut the government down

jeez turtle I already said I want the government shut down you don't have to keep selling me on it!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 20, 2024 06:50 PM (Pv3Rg)

74 >"Illegals with foreign flags protest Trump, Border Czar Homan at ICE facility (Los Angeles)"
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this time would be better spent packing up their belongings and getting ready to go home

don't wait til the last minute, amigos

Posted by: Don Black. Message: DEFEAT FRANCE at December 20, 2024 06:50 PM (/7KEl)

75 presentable and approximately sane?
Posted by: Just another guy
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Physically presentable, perhaps..but sane? No.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2024 06:50 PM (XeU6L)

76 64 Speaker Johnson was going to split the spending bill into multiple pieces but caved to Democrats


it's so weird because I could swear that as of now the house is majority R I must be confused or something

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 20, 2024 06:51 PM (Pv3Rg)

77 Delia Ramirez, what a fugly hog.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at December 20, 2024 06:51 PM (TN5A0)

78 Good thing we have a totally non-partisan FBI filled with top men that will be able to arrest the accomplice within the next 24 hours!

/sarc-retard tag off
Posted by: Pillage Idiot

They still have a few thousand J6ers to round up.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 20, 2024 06:51 PM (/lPRQ)

79 They are always confused by facts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2024 06:49 PM (XeU6L)

The "feels" are the important part. Can't argue feelings.

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at December 20, 2024 06:51 PM (NEGXR)

80 NO ONE wants to be shuffled off into a group identity, so why do the Democrat Liberal Communists insist that has to be the way?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at December 20, 2024 06:51 PM (5AVMW)

81 @amuse @amuse 6h
CANCER: Democrats have been blaming Elon Musk for the failure to include pediatric cancer research in the CR. The irony is that House Republicans passed the $190M bill back in March and @SenSchumer won't bring it up for a vote in the Senate. Democrats could pass it today. Why won't they? Do they hate kids? Why are they blocking a cure for cancer? Could it have to do with not getting their pay raise?
h/t @greg_price11

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 06:52 PM (hovnC)

82 ""Marxism is a politics for the ugly, unwanted, uneducated, unhealthy, and insane.""

And they breed. Dollars to donuts the dude who probably hasn't seen his dick in decades is bumping uglies with the gas masked gunt whale.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 20, 2024 06:52 PM (VwHCD)

83 >Delia Ramirez looks at the menu and says OK.
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It's her favorite book.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: DEFEAT FRANCE at December 20, 2024 06:52 PM (/7KEl)

84 I sat in rooms — continue to sit in rooms — with the very same committee that talks about my husband, my uncle and my brothers and sister-in-law as if they’re less than human; as if they’re criminals,” Ramirez told The 19th from her office in Capitol Hill.

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*Scribbles notes*

Posted by: Tom Homan at December 20, 2024 06:52 PM (2UnvF)

85 This bean with that is talked about. Could someone draw us a map?

Posted by: Men at December 20, 2024 06:52 PM (a3Q+t)

86 "McConnell: I don't care to count how many times I've reminded our colleagues and our House counterparts how horrible it is to shut the government down."

Horrible?

Posted by: davidt at December 20, 2024 06:53 PM (i0F8b)

87 Brother Bers has a way of getting right to the heart of the matter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2024 06:54 PM (XeU6L)

88 End Wokeness @EndWokeness 6h
BREAKING: Woman in Pennsylvania is charged for registering dead and even nonexistent (!!!) people to vote. She’s employed by New PA Project, an org Democrats started in 2021.

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 6h
Do Republicans never do this or do I not see those stories in my bubble?
====
Scott's wrong -- Republicans do this too! You know, the one guy an election who takes his dead mom's voting card and tries to vote for her. Same thing!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 06:54 PM (hovnC)

89 "McConnell: I don't care to count how many times I've reminded our colleagues and our House counterparts how horrible it is to shut the government down."

Horrible?
Posted by: davidt at December 20, 2024 06:53 PM (i0F8b)

It's dangerous for turtles to stick their necks out?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 06:55 PM (VNX3d)

90 And they breed. Dollars to donuts the dude who probably hasn't seen his dick in decades is bumping uglies with the gas masked gunt whale.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 20, 2024 06:52 PM (VwHCD)

How do they manage to get uglies touching?

Posted by: Just another guy at December 20, 2024 06:55 PM (ItsCg)

91 Get in muh belly, ya greedy little capitalist ewok!
Posted by: Fat Bastard at December 20, 2024 06:21 PM


On Endor, Ewoks Yab Yum you!

Posted by: Storm Trooper 100111011110110 at December 20, 2024 06:55 PM (a3Q+t)

92 I do not feel good ........... Bring me a Bucket !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Buster Hymandd at December 20, 2024 06:56 PM (upiS8)

93 That would be Luigi from Super Mario Brothers.
Posted by: JackStraw
__________

Why was it Super Mario Brothers if Luigi and Mario are both first names? Or was that their last name - Luigi Mario and Mario Mario.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 20, 2024 06:57 PM (Dm8we)

94 And they breed. Dollars to donuts the dude who probably hasn't seen his dick in decades is bumping uglies with the gas masked gunt whale.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 20, 2024 06:52 PM (VwHCD)
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Great. Now I need some Admiral Ackbar brand brain bleach to get that image out of my head.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 20, 2024 06:57 PM (BpYfr)

95 Not all heroes eat crepes.
Posted by: Minuteman at December 20, 2024 06:34 PM


This!

Posted by: Meal Team Six at December 20, 2024 06:57 PM (a3Q+t)

96 Why do they always look like this?

There is an answer, of course: because radical, revolutionary politics, which promises to bring down society's winners and replace them with society's losers, are naturally favored by society's losers.

#SorryNotSorry but that's the truth. Marxism is a politics for the ugly, unwanted, uneducated, unhealthy, and insane.

***

IMO, they are not normal because either they are mentally challenged or they've been horribly damaged in childhood. NO ONE who had a normal upbringing ends up like this.

Posted by: LASue at December 20, 2024 06:58 PM (lCppi)

97 People who say swallowing your tongue is horrible just don't know what they're talking about.

Tastes like chicken.

Posted by: Bitch McTurtle at December 20, 2024 06:58 PM (paSBy)

98 >"McConnell: I don't care to count how many times I've reminded our colleagues and our House counterparts how horrible it is to shut the government down."
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McConnell worships government, and his place in it
he's like a fossilized Pappy O'Daniel

Posted by: Don Black. Message: DEFEAT FRANCE at December 20, 2024 06:58 PM (/7KEl)

99 Now that America obviously ignored their constant gaslighting, Trump is ok it's just his advisors you need to watch out for.

They're ridiculous.

Posted by: ... at December 20, 2024 07:00 PM (lX8VI)

100 @elonmusk
Your actions turned a bill that weighed pounds into a bill that weighed ounces!
You are the media now.
VOX POPULI
VOX DEI
QuoteEric Daugherty @EricLDaugh
53m
We have to be clear here.
The bill on the left is what would've passed without Elon Musk and our voices on 𝕏."

one foot stack of paper versus one inch stack of paper

Posted by: illiniwek at December 20, 2024 07:00 PM (Cus5s)

101 I know we exaggerate for effect a lot when we talk about our political opponents but I think saying a lot of these Leftist Democrats are literally mentally ill is a provable statement.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 20, 2024 07:00 PM (D6PGr)

102 31
'It seemed very strange from the get-go that this guy could be exactly where he was, when he was.'

Count Dankula made that point. An assassin that has no idea when their target will show up should have had to loiter there for hours. This guy shows up waited a few minutes. He was tipped off.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2024 07:00 PM (3wi/L)

103 Big Lots and now Party City ???

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2024 07:01 PM (QTCRF)

104 Ryan Saavedra
@RealSaavedra
Reporters did not ask Karine Jean-Pierre a single question about The Wall Street Journal report from yesterday that outlined how the White House hid President Joe Biden's cognitive decline from the public.
***
I'm not willing to assume these "reporters" can read and comprehend anything longer than a tweet.

Posted by: LASue at December 20, 2024 07:01 PM (lCppi)

105 94 And they breed. Dollars to donuts the dude who probably hasn't seen his dick in decades is bumping uglies with the gas masked gunt whale.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 20, 2024 06:52 PM (VwHCD)
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Great. Now I need some Admiral Ackbar brand brain bleach to get that image out of my head.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 20, 2024 06:57 PM (BpYfr)

Foreplay is him hurling flour at her to locate her blowhole, screaming "She tasks me!"

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 20, 2024 07:01 PM (yjflf)

106 The Associated Press @AP 4h
A car has driven into a group of people at a Christmas market in Germany apnews.com/article/germany-m…

Poppy Coburn @kafkaswife 3h
Gee I wonder why the AfD is doing so well in Germany, Rory.

Rory Stewart @RoryStewartUK 6h
This is the AFD - of which Elon Musk says “only the AFD can save Germany” 👇
When are people going to wake up to direction in which Musk is pushing things? @RestIsPolitics

Geert Wilders @geertwilderspvv 1h
Na, danke, Angela

Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage 3h
We have allowed people who hate us and our values into Europe. Christmas is their target. Any guesses why?

Rafe Heydel-Mankoo @RafHM 3h
A plague on all those who brought evil into Europe

11 dead. 80 injured

From Angela Merkel to Boris Johnson, those who (naively?) facilitated the mass importation of Islamic extremists into Europe should be tried for something akin to treason

Enough is enough. Mass deportation

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 07:02 PM (hovnC)

107 And they breed. Dollars to donuts the dude who probably hasn't seen his dick in decades is bumping uglies with the gas masked gunt whale.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 20, 2024 06:52 PM (VwHCD)
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Great. Now I need some Admiral Ackbar brand brain bleach to get that image out of my head.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 20, 2024 06:57 PM


When Bertha got moving
Her hips were humming in the wind
The ground started shaking
No grass grew where she'd been

Posted by: Jimmy Castor Bunch at December 20, 2024 07:02 PM (a3Q+t)

108 No reporter is going to break the Propaganda procol

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2024 07:02 PM (fwDg9)

109 A government shutdown is great. That’s when I got some of my best BJs.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 20, 2024 07:03 PM (D6PGr)

110 McConnell: I don't care to count how many times I've reminded our colleagues and our House counterparts how horrible it is to shut the government down.


Turrible.

Posted by: Charles Barkley at December 20, 2024 07:03 PM (i0F8b)

111 I don't know why Oklahoma keeps getting these squishy US Senators. I figured Lankford was a squish before he won the primary. I had some small hope Mullin was a notch better. Both seem to say somewhat-right things much of the time (I subscribe to both their YooToob channels fwiw), but then they just seem to keep deep stating.

Of the five Oklahoma US Congressmen, the only one voting against the giant CR and the smaller replacement CR was Josh Brecheen, Okla 2nd Congressional District. That's our district.

But the state went all counties for Trump three times in a row. Go figger.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at December 20, 2024 07:04 PM (v+OaN)

112 You do realize that all this budget drama is just to distract you from the drone, correct?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 20, 2024 07:04 PM (a3Q+t)

113 Foreplay is him hurling flour at her to locate her blowhole, screaming "She tasks me!"
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 20, 2024 07:01 PM (yjflf)
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*** KAAAAHHHHNNNN! ***

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 20, 2024 07:05 PM (BpYfr)

114 DogeDesigner @cb_doge 6h
BREAKING: 𝕏 is now the #1 news app on the AppStore in Germany

Elon Musk @elonmusk 6h
Well, well, well, let that sink in 🤣🤣

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 07:05 PM (hovnC)

115 Hey, guess who saved the day:


.@RepJeffries
: "House Democrats have successfully funded the government at levels requested by President Biden in order to meet the needs of the American people...This is a victory for the American people."

Posted by: Don Black. Message: DEFEAT FRANCE at December 20, 2024 07:05 PM (/7KEl)

116 "The House passed a government spending bill Friday evening to avoid a government shutdown set to ensue at midnight, but now the clock is ticking for the Senate and President Joe Biden.

The continuing resolution (CR) that was passed by the House extends government funding until March and provides over $100 billion dollars in relief funds to hurricane victims, farmers and more.

However, the Senate must now vote and approve the bill before President Joe Biden can sign it into law to avoid a lapse in federal spending set to occur just after midnight Friday.

The 118-page bill passed with bipartisan support, 366 - 34, after Johnson negotiated with his Democratic counterpart Hakeem Jeffries over the details in multiple conversations on Friday. The bill will now head to the Senate for approval. "

where it will fail...

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2024 07:05 PM (QTCRF)

117 103 Big Lots and now Party City ???
Posted by: runner at December 20, 2024 07:01 PM (QTCRF)

Party City wasn’t that big of a surprise though since they just emerged from bankruptcy about a year ago. I was surprised when they went into bankruptcy. I thought they had a hold on pretty stable niche market. Must have been really bad management.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 20, 2024 07:06 PM (D6PGr)

118 You do realize that all this budget drama is just to distract you from the drone, correct?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 20, 2024 07:04 PM (a3Q+t)

The drone of Biden sleeping, the drones on the East coast, the drones of Congressional speech, or the drones over military bases.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 07:06 PM (VNX3d)

119 and what was negotiated with Nancy's boy Hakeem ?

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2024 07:07 PM (QTCRF)

120 Those protesters obesity, diabetics and heart problems are because you haters refuse to pay for their healthcare. Nothing to do with them or their lifestyle.

Posted by: Ripley at December 20, 2024 07:07 PM (PTDkx)

121 110 McConnell: I don't care to count how many times I've reminded our colleagues and our House counterparts how horrible it is to shut the government down.


Turrible.

Posted by: Charles Barkley at December 20, 2024 07:03 PM


Turtible.

-- Mitch McConnell

Turdible.

-- The U.S. taxpayers stuck with the bill.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 20, 2024 07:07 PM (HlyYF)

122 93 That would be Luigi from Super Mario Brothers.
Posted by: JackStraw
__________

Why was it Super Mario Brothers if Luigi and Mario are both first names? Or was that their last name - Luigi Mario and Mario Mario.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 20, 2024 06:57 PM (Dm8we)

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Mario is their last name, and I do believe Mario's name is in fact Mario Mario. Though I could more easily believe that, being the eldest, everyone just calls him by his last name, and he has another first name (Guiseppe, maybe)

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 20, 2024 07:08 PM (OGOaV)

123 The drone of Biden sleeping, the drones on the East coast, the drones of Congressional speech, or the drones over military bases.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 07:06 PM


What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: The Drones of Navarrone at December 20, 2024 07:08 PM (a3Q+t)

124 "McConnell: I don't care to count how many times I've reminded our colleagues and our House counterparts how horrible it is to shut the government down."

It is "HORRIBLE" because of the media propaganda machine, which is losing its thrust after two million obscene lies in a row. The People get angry when they discover they have been (and still are) played for fools, constantly, with smug laughter by the lying media.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 20, 2024 07:08 PM (Cus5s)

125 I’m sure those fat slobs are on the welfare rolls /SSDI.

It wasn’t their day off from work.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 20, 2024 07:09 PM (D6PGr)

126 Off perv sock

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 20, 2024 07:10 PM (D6PGr)

127 It all fake and gay.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 07:10 PM (W2Pud)

128 Man, with Party City going down, where will the troons buy their sophisticated wardrobes?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 20, 2024 07:11 PM (yjflf)

129 Breaking: Biden will commute the sentences of all federal prisoners on death row.


Democrats are breaking everything they can on the way out the door.

Remember this always.

Posted by: Vengeance at December 20, 2024 07:11 PM (Z4+h5)

130 Why was it Super Mario Brothers if Luigi and Mario are both first names? Or was that their last name - Luigi Mario and Mario Mario.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 20, 2024 06:57 PM (Dm8we)
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Mario is their last name, and I do believe Mario's name is in fact Mario Mario. Though I could more easily believe that, being the eldest, everyone just calls him by his last name, and he has another first name (Guiseppe, maybe)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
_______

Well ok then. I thought it might have been some bad translation of Japanese like Super Happy Fun Time.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 20, 2024 07:11 PM (Dm8we)

131 I don't quite understand how those two fatties could successfully engage in sexual congress.

Posted by: Just another guy at December 20, 2024 07:11 PM (ItsCg)

132 Only Princess Peach and Donkey have last names in the Mario Universe.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at December 20, 2024 07:12 PM (a3Q+t)

133 v\'It seemed very strange from the get-go that this guy could be exactly where he was, when he was.'

Count Dankula made that point. An assassin that has no idea when their target will show up should have had to loiter there for hours. This guy shows up waited a few minutes. He was tipped off.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2024 07:00 PM (3wi/L)

This is our world that a guy who got arrested for teaching a dog a trick is the most sensible commentator on a serious subject, as opposed to all the MSM.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2024 07:12 PM (n7h9X)

134 Florida beat Tulane 33-8 in the Gasparilla Bowl. Florida started the season looking absolutely terrible, but they finished looking good for next year.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 20, 2024 07:13 PM (paSBy)

135 84 I sat in rooms — continue to sit in rooms — with the very same committee that talks about my husband, my uncle and my brothers and sister-in-law as if they’re less than human; as if they’re criminals,” Ramirez told The 19th from her office in Capitol Hill.

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*Scribbles notes*
Posted by: Tom Homan at December 20, 2024 06:52 PM (2UnvF)

Hmmm... so Husband, Uncle, Brother and Sister in Law are illegal Aliens? and you are knowingly helping them stay in the country?

De Facto admission of Felony conduct under the Aiding and Abetting Illegal Aliens Act.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 20, 2024 07:14 PM (QAkQ3)

136 Florida beat Tulane 33-8 in the Gasparilla Bowl. Florida started the season looking absolutely terrible, but they finished looking good for next year.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 20, 2024 07:13 PM (paSBy)

Not until they can play Tulane 12 times in a row.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2024 07:14 PM (n7h9X)

137 I don't quite understand how those two fatties could successfully engage in sexual congress.
Posted by: Just another guy

Surely there are instructional videos available on the internet.
You may need to turn "safe search" off for best results.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 20, 2024 07:14 PM (/lPRQ)

138 Far-left NDP party in Canada leader will not support Justin's minority government at the next sitting of Parliament on January 27...

Jagmeet Singh @theJagmeetSingh
Justin Trudeau failed in the biggest job a Prime Minister has: to work for people, not the powerful.

The NDP will vote to bring this government down, and give Canadians a chance to vote for a government who will work for them.

Conservative leader tries to get the election called as early as possible instead...
Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre
I have written the Governor General confirming that the Prime Minister has lost the confidence of the House and that Parliament must be recalled to hold a vote before the end of the year on triggering an Axe The Tax election.

I am asking the NDP leader to match his actions to his word and likewise send a letter to Her Excellency asking for the same.

Sign here to call an Axe the Tax election: [e-petition]

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 07:15 PM (hovnC)

139 Only Princess Peach and Donkey have last names in the Mario Universe.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at December 20, 2024 07:12 PM (a3Q+t)

Princess is a title and Peach her first name in normal usage.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2024 07:15 PM (n7h9X)

140 Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre 6h
Ha! Now that Parliament is closed and there is no chance to introduce any motion for months—until after you get your pension.

You did the same stunt in September, claiming you’d no longer prop Trudeau up. Then you went back on your word and voted 8 times AGAINST AN ELECTION & for your boss Trudeau.

Just 11 days ago you voted against a non-confidence motion filled with your own words. Had you voted the other way, we’d be almost half-way through the election now.

Only common sense Conservatives can and will replace this costly NDP-Liberal clown show.

Axe the tax election NOW!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 07:15 PM (hovnC)

141 137 I don't quite understand how those two fatties could successfully engage in sexual congress.
Posted by: Just another guy

Surely there are instructional videos available on the internet.
You may need to turn "safe search" off for best results.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 20, 2024 07:14 PM (/lPRQ)

Sexual.. Congress? Is that where a Male Representative and Female Senator love each other very much and...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 20, 2024 07:16 PM (QAkQ3)

142 Mullin is a publicity-hound, who does high-visibility pr moves, like going to Afghanistan in 2021 to “rescue” ppl or put a stop on the General’s promotion (which lasted about a week.) He claims he’s MAGA, but every move is strategic for him. He is the only Senator without a college education and, although rich (sold family business for $20+ million), he is the type that would be resentful, imo.

Posted by: EveR at December 20, 2024 07:16 PM (MUpk6)

143 When Bertha got moving
Her hips were humming in the wind
The ground started shaking
No grass grew where she'd been
Posted by: Jimmy Castor Bunch
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"The most unromantic creature that ever urged its squat thick bulk across the face of the protesting earth."

Posted by: Stephen Maturin at December 20, 2024 07:16 PM (XeU6L)

144 Surely there are instructional videos available on the internet.
You may need to turn "safe search" off for best results.
____

It's a trap!

Posted by: A Certain Calamari Admiral at December 20, 2024 07:16 PM (fs1hN)

145 It’s how they kidnap people in Mexico . Hotel employees are on the criminal payroll and tip off the kidnappers when rich tourists or businessmen request a cab. I learned this first hand from my unfortunate friend leaving for the airport out of Mexico City.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 20, 2024 07:17 PM (D6PGr)

146 Princess is a title and Peach her first name in normal usage.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2024 07:15 PM


Toadstool is Peach's last name, and Kong is Donkey's.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at December 20, 2024 07:17 PM (a3Q+t)

147 131 I don't quite understand how those two fatties could successfully engage in sexual congress.
Posted by: Just another guy at December 20, 2024 07:11 PM (ItsCg)

A series of trusses, harnesses, and reinforced crane-like structures resembling medieval siege machines are involved. It's contained in an appendix to the deluxe edition of Kama Sutra published by Little Debbie.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 20, 2024 07:18 PM (yjflf)

148 If we're mad a professionals in the healthcare industry for causing preventable deaths, there's a list of like 1000 people who did far worse during covid that deserve this treatment based on this standard.

Posted by: Cray Cray at December 20, 2024 07:18 PM (EES2L)

149 Raping the American people is more like it

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2024 07:18 PM (fwDg9)

150 Marina Medvin @MarinaMedvin 12h
Hamas proudly posts propaganda videos showing they’re digging up water pipes in Gaza to use as rockets.

At the same time, anti-Israel governments are blaming Israel for “genocide” through “dehydration.”

You can’t make this stuff up!

https://tinyurl.com/44m5wjwe
45 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 07:18 PM (hovnC)

151 I see "Pope Francis has called for commutations for people on death row in the US, as religious leaders, civil rights groups and current and former prosecutors urge Joe Biden to take executive action on capital punishment." from The Guardian, but not that Biden actually acted on that (would he now suddenly obey the commie pope? maybe, out of his (puppeteers') demented desires.

"Just let all killers roam free, to join all the cartel killers and terrorist killers I've imported," says the corpse of Joe, and/or his angry jilted (from her WH lifestyle) wife.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 20, 2024 07:19 PM (Cus5s)

152 Sexual.. Congress? Is that where a Male Representative and Female Senator love each other very much and...
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 20, 2024 07:16 PM


I can only wish ...

Posted by: Senate er allSenate Judiciary Committee hearing room at December 20, 2024 07:19 PM (a3Q+t)

153 145 It’s how they kidnap people in Mexico . Hotel employees are on the criminal payroll and tip off the kidnappers when rich tourists or businessmen request a cab. I learned this first hand from my unfortunate friend leaving for the airport out of Mexico City.
______

I have a friend that occassionally goes down there for business. His company provides a driver/bodyguard and a bullet proofed company car.

Posted by: A Certain Calamari Admiral at December 20, 2024 07:19 PM (fs1hN)

154 I see "Pope Francis has called for commutations for people on death row in the US, as religious leaders, civil rights groups and current and former prosecutors urge Joe Biden to take executive action on capital punishment." from The Guardian, but not that Biden actually acted on that (would he now suddenly obey the commie pope? maybe, out of his (puppeteers') demented desires.

"Just let all killers roam free, to join all the cartel killers and terrorist killers I've imported," says the corpse of Joe, and/or his angry jilted (from her WH lifestyle) wife.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 20, 2024 07:19 PM (Cus5s)

Nothing on the hostages held by Gazans, popey mc pope face?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2024 07:20 PM (n7h9X)

155 These brave wimmen and peopul of coler are healthy at any size.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein, Brattleboro, VT at December 20, 2024 07:21 PM (F2xQR)

156 * casually removes sock in front of everybody, knowing no one will pay any mind *

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 20, 2024 07:21 PM (fs1hN)

157 "Marina Medvin @MarinaMedvin 12h
Hamas proudly posts propaganda videos showing they’re digging up water pipes in Gaza to use as rockets."

That trillion dollar pier has probably been sold for scrap for a few hundred dollars

Posted by: Ripley at December 20, 2024 07:21 PM (PTDkx)

158 147
'A series of trusses, harnesses, and reinforced crane-like structures resembling medieval siege machines'

Haha.

Or maybe like the hoist they made for Henry VIII to load him onto his horse.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2024 07:22 PM (3wi/L)

159 I don't quite understand how those two fatties could successfully engage in sexual congress.
Posted by: Just another guy at December 20, 2024 07:11 PM (ItsCg)

Well, you see, they could........

Oh, man. Now I have to through out my dinner and get that image out of my head.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 20, 2024 07:23 PM (iODuv)

160 Throw out my dinner. Not through. I'm so upset.....

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 20, 2024 07:23 PM (iODuv)

161 I just learned the fancy word for "stoning to death" is "lapidated"! [Also used for throwing insults at as a secondary definition.]

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 07:24 PM (hovnC)

162 The answer is: Bjorn Borg.

The question: What's the sound made when two fatties fuck?

Posted by: Carnac the Magnificant at December 20, 2024 07:26 PM (i0F8b)

163 161 I just learned the fancy word for "stoning to death" is "lapidated"! [Also used for throwing insults at as a secondary definition.]
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC)
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Huh. Now I'm not certain what di-lapidated means anymore.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 20, 2024 07:26 PM (fs1hN)

164 The Pope needs to read the Bible

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2024 07:26 PM (fwDg9)

165 Let's get lapidated, man.

Posted by: tommy chong's one remaining brain cell at December 20, 2024 07:26 PM (yjflf)

166 Willowed

*shakes fist at Miklos
Posted by: runner

*shakes double martini*
Posted by: Miklos in accustomed mode at December 20, 2024 05:27 PM (xesY+)
***

Lifts a large Rainier beer. Prost!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 20, 2024 07:26 PM (+o9ie)

167 Illegals with foreign flags protest Trump, Border Czar Homan at ICE facility (Los Angeles)
__________________

Illegals showing up at ICE facility? That's damned decent of them to save ICE the difficulty of having to chase them down to round them up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2024 07:27 PM (YqDXo)

168 Politics · Trending
President Elon
173K posts

Posted by: Don Black. Message: DEFEAT FRANCE at December 20, 2024 07:27 PM (/7KEl)

169 * casually removes sock in front of everybody, knowing no one will pay any mind *
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 20, 2024 07:21 PM


* casual side glance to check *

Posted by: Krusty (the Klown) at December 20, 2024 07:27 PM (a3Q+t)

170 Oldcat, Frankie has accused Israel of genocide.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2024 07:27 PM (XTmTf)

171 So, what is in the CR bill that passed? Since the Dems voted for it, I am thinking nothing good...

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 20, 2024 07:28 PM (EmT/E)

172 The Pope needs to read the Bible

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2024 07:26 PM (fwDg9)
_______________

He needs to accept Jesus as his personal Savior.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2024 07:28 PM (YqDXo)

173 NOW – White House Press Sec. Says a Government Shutdown Could 'Restrict' the Transition of Power to Trump

"If there is a shutdown, and I don't want to get too much into hypotheticals but this is the reality, transition activities will be restricted ...

Posted by: Don Black. Message: DEFEAT FRANCE at December 20, 2024 07:29 PM (/7KEl)

174 NOOD CAFE

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at December 20, 2024 07:29 PM (sMkAM)

175 Ryan Saavedra
@RealSaavedra

Reporters did not ask Karine Jean-Pierre a single question about The Wall Street Journal report from yesterday that outlined how the White House hid President Joe Biden's cognitive decline from the public.

---------------

Has anybody asked the Wall Street Journal why they sat on this story for four years while the country and its citizens were being intentionally & systematically destroyed?

/rhetorical, of course not ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Vivek for Speaker Of The House! at December 20, 2024 07:29 PM (z3WOQ)

176 Those two fatties meant to show up for a sit-up contest but got confused.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 20, 2024 07:29 PM (YqDXo)

177 Democrat Rep. Delia Ramirez
Are you here illegally? Then perhaps you should feel unsafe. If you are an American citizen, then you're just bullshitting everyone.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 20, 2024 07:30 PM (+o9ie)

178 Nic update

Posted by: ShainS -- President-Elect Musk will appoint Vivek to Speaker Of The House! at December 20, 2024 07:30 PM (z3WOQ)

179 Looks NOOD to me

Giant Animals Cafe
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=412872

Posted by: mindful webworker - big snakes at December 20, 2024 07:31 PM (v+OaN)

180 Huh. Now I'm not certain what di-lapidated means anymore.
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I wonder if that means the stones of a wall or of a house are no longer setting upon each other??

Off to look right now!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 07:31 PM (hovnC)

181 * casually removes sock in front of everybody, knowing no one will pay any mind *

Posted by: Chuck Martel

Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

Cross your legs, leaving your ankle spotlighted by the single overhead pot.

Slllloooooooooeeeeeelllllyyyy roll the sock down while smoking a cigarette.

Peeeeellllll it off your heel sssssllllllllooooooeeeeelllllyyyy.

Now. Grasp the toe of the sock and yank it of quickly.


This is how you remove a soock and wallow in the degenerate fullness of your socked post.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 20, 2024 07:31 PM (MsrgL)

182 JUST IN: Rep. Thomas Massie reports that Speaker Mike Johnson has SCRAPPED the plan to introduce single subject spending bills, and will instead go back to one big spending bill.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: DEFEAT FRANCE at December 20, 2024 07:32 PM (/7KEl)

183 Oddly enough, the first hit:

dilapidate (v.)
1560s, "to bring (a building) to ruin, bring into a ruinous condition by misuse or neglect," from Latin dilapidatus, past participle of dilapidare "to squander, waste," originally "to throw stones, scatter like stones," from dis- "asunder" (see dis-) + lapidare "throw stones at," from lapis (genitive lapidis) "stone" (see lapideous). Perhaps the English word is a back-formation from dilapidation. Intransitive sense of "fall into total or partial ruin" is from 1712.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 07:32 PM (hovnC)

184 Didn't Rapinoe cost us a gold medal?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 20, 2024 07:33 PM (aD39U)

185 Still snowing and ground is covered

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2024 07:34 PM (fwDg9)

186 Biden to announce another Ukraine aid package totaling $1.2 billion, per Reuters.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: DEFEAT FRANCE at December 20, 2024 07:35 PM (/7KEl)

187 Yesterday afternoon, was sitting in the DMV for a driver's license. The hour or so I was there, two or more people could not pronounce their names as was printed on their application documents, and several gave different birthdates but explained data was differently maintained in their countries of birth. (They were allowed to proceed after some further discussion.)

Two signed their drivers licenses with nicknames and then the forms had to be erased on computer and completed once more. (That took several more minutes and screwed up the lines.) One of those had, in fact, been born in the USA and argued she was only known to others by her nickname.

It was interesting to see how voter registration was handled. After reading a legal paragraph, each applicant choose if they desired to register to vote, switch political parties, or make no change in their status.


Posted by: L - cellphone at December 20, 2024 07:45 PM (NFX2v)

188 Those same people are standing outside a NYC courthouse, a San Fran courthouse, and a Shanghai courthouse at the exact same time.

Posted by: Rbastid at December 20, 2024 08:40 PM (oEmEm)

189 What the hell is with these GOP fuckstick senators from Oklahoma?!? Primary this sorry jerk, along with Langford and let's get some real MAGA supporters in the U.S. Senate. SICK OF THIS BACKROOM HORSESHIT!!!

Posted by: Tracy at December 20, 2024 09:07 PM (LQj1D)

190 As far as I’m concerned Delia Ramirez got nothing to worry about.

Posted by: Eromero at December 20, 2024 09:29 PM (LHPAg)

191 The Luigi protestors: I wonder if they're comedians.

Posted by: m at December 21, 2024 03:08 AM (VnUSN)

192 ... like the Ligma Johnson guy who was "fired" from google.

Posted by: m at December 21, 2024 03:12 AM (VnUSN)

193 I don't usually comment. Full time lurker but...

#SorryNotSorry but that's the truth. Marxism is a politics for the ugly, unwanted, uneducated, unhealthy, and insane.

You forgot criminal. A very large part...

Posted by: Warren Quin at December 21, 2024 08:26 AM (kW5mR)

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