Interplanetary Cafe

A sunset... on Mars

The most beautiful and professional grade-school Christmas pageant ever.

Dog is not a fan of Frosty. Is anybody? I hated Frosty. Even as a kid, when I was willing to entertain the possibility of Santa, elves, and flying reindeer, I understood that Frosty was fake and made-up nonsense.

Out and about with your doog.

Mama dog is so happy and proud of her puppies.

Teaching cats to shake hands.

Cats want to be the bride at every wedding and the Savior in every manger.

Outstanding junior tree decorator.

To grandmother's house we go!

Undercover Boss: Farm Edition.

Settling in for a long winter's nap.

Enjoy life like this dog enjoys two open windows.

Take thirty seconds and watch Europa and Io serenely sail by, massive Jupiter their background.

Imagine seeing this with your own eyes.

Envy those who, in the future, will.

📸 NASA/JPL-Caltech/SSI/CICLOPS/Kevin M. Gill pic.twitter.com/g9To1G7Yjx
— Curiosity (@MAstronomers) December 17, 2024

Icy mountains on Pluto pic.twitter.com/Y4XNprDXjm
— Curiosity (@MAstronomers) December 12, 2024

A very impressive view of Mars captured by NASA pic.twitter.com/rDsPWqQY7y
— Curiosity (@MAstronomers) December 12, 2024

Extremely detailed view of Mars (actual sound of Mars) pic.twitter.com/MPTzipWA5N
— Curiosity (@MAstronomers) December 19, 2024

Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM

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1 1st

Posted by: GF at December 19, 2024 07:30 PM (FZc+F)

2 First!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 07:31 PM (ZOv7s)

3 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2024 07:31 PM (fwDg9)

4 I wrote it out. I win.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 07:31 PM (ZOv7s)

5
Heyyyyy!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 19, 2024 07:31 PM (dxSpM)

6 Whoa

Posted by: Accomack at December 19, 2024 07:32 PM (w9ItN)

7 Hawking at Mars cost me The First!

Posted by: Accomack at December 19, 2024 07:32 PM (w9ItN)

8 All these worlds are yours, except Whoopie Goldberg. Attempt no landings there.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 07:33 PM (ZOv7s)

9 Dog looked around and thought he won't mind if I take this

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2024 07:33 PM (fwDg9)

10 Gawking, Siri, gawking

Posted by: Accomack at December 19, 2024 07:34 PM (w9ItN)

11 OMG

The Italian Husky is perfection.

Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2024 07:34 PM (iziT8)

12 I see Mars photos but think there has to be desert places that look very similar

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2024 07:34 PM (fwDg9)

13
All these worlds are yours, except Whoopie Goldberg. Attempt no landings there.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 07:33 PM (ZOv7s)

_________

*shudders*

No plans there, believe me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 19, 2024 07:35 PM (dxSpM)

14 8 All these worlds are yours, except Whoopie Goldberg. Attempt no landings there.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 07:33 PM (ZOv7s)

NOW you tell me...

Posted by: Ted Danson at December 19, 2024 07:35 PM (DTX3h)

15 So...no Beastie Boys link? Not really interplanetary...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 07:36 PM (ZOv7s)

16 Humanity has been to Mars before and fucked it up. Look at the descending mass of the planets as they reach nothingness.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2024 07:36 PM (XTmTf)

17 That's not Earth!
That's a drone!!!
RREEEEEE!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2024 07:37 PM (W/lyH)

18 Beautiful video of Jupiter’s moons …

Thank you Ace.

Posted by: Adriane to Totally Not Cynical Critic . . . at December 19, 2024 07:37 PM (1mz4r)

19 Envy those who, in the future, will.

📸 NASA

I bet YOU envy them, NASA!

Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2024 07:37 PM (xu4vb)

20 Extremely detailed view of Mars (actual sound of Mars)

Looks and sounds like they get a bit of a breeze there occasionally

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 19, 2024 07:37 PM (hB7mE)

21
Off to the office Christmas party!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at December 19, 2024 07:38 PM (T3es0)

22 Seriously, I'm going to bring this matter up with the Gen X membership board and have Ace reclassified as a Millennial.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 07:38 PM (ZOv7s)

23 I had lunch with a former frequent opponent frenemy [hereinafter "F"] when I was a member of the bar. He told a story about an ethically challenged attorney [hereinafter "EC"] we've both known for decades. F and EC represented two similarly situated codefendants on a routine case and each received a similar retainer. The DA was reasonable and each got the same deal and neither lawyer had to do much work. So everybody is happy, right? Well, F figured his time and refunded 75% of the retainer. EC refunded 0%. So a few days later, F gets a call from EC. EC wants F to call up his client and either tell him he made a mistake and he needs the refund back or tell his client, "Boy, that EC is a helluvan attorney and did all the work that got you these favorable outcomes!" F did neither.

I always found EC highly amusing rather like Mr. Haney on Green Acres.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 19, 2024 07:38 PM (L/fGl)

24 Re: large dog in wheeled devices.

One has to wonder what's wrong with the dog.

Any dog I know, if it were healthy, would prefer to be running next to a human that can keep up with it.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 19, 2024 07:39 PM (hB7mE)

25 NOW you tell me...
Posted by: Ted Danson at December 19, 2024 07:35 PM (DTX3h)
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That was when she was still a monolith, so we'll allow it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 07:39 PM (ZOv7s)

26 I wrote it out. I win.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 07:31 PM

Second place is first loser.

Posted by: Coach Duncanthrax at December 19, 2024 07:40 PM (a3Q+t)

27 Even icy Pluto obviously has some tectonic activity. Mars has, and has had, a lot of activity going on. I would not be surprised to find fossils there. It might take a while to recognize them as such, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2024 07:40 PM (8zz6B)

28 What will really confound people is if they discover Mars has oil.

Posted by: davidt at December 19, 2024 07:42 PM (i0F8b)

29 Second place is first loser.
Posted by: Coach Duncanthrax at December 19, 2024 07:40 PM (a3Q+t)
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Using a numeral is cheating. I demand an official review.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 07:42 PM (ZOv7s)

30 Occupy Mars!

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 19, 2024 07:43 PM (vxNlL)

31 Very cool kids of the planets. Thanks Ace.

Posted by: scampydog at December 19, 2024 07:43 PM (41CYW)

32 Titan has oil . . .

Posted by: gKWVE at December 19, 2024 07:43 PM (gKWVE)

33 Ruh-roh. Mike Johnson has cancelled a speaking engagement at Turning Point USA scheduled for Friday.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 19, 2024 07:43 PM (paSBy)

34 Lets face it. Mars is friggin' cool!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2024 07:43 PM (W/lyH)

35 What will really confound people is if they discover Mars has oil.
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The progressives will then fret that there's only a few million years worth of supplies and assert that we must immediately transition to some alternative that barely works...when it works.

Posted by: Crusader at December 19, 2024 07:43 PM (TN0g+)

36 Not to brag or anything, but my cats both shake.

Posted by: Piper at December 19, 2024 07:43 PM (QzINz)

37 The documentary "Mars Needs Penguins" was based on the true story of the Nazi push to establish a military base on Mars. Plans were cut short at the end of the war, but one man continued to collaborate with the penguins on their mephitic Mars mission. That man, George Soros, continues to this day to fund the expansion of the penguin population over the planet, and indeed, throughout the solar system.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at December 19, 2024 07:43 PM (vFG9F)

38 It appears Mars Needs Women.

Posted by: wth at December 19, 2024 07:43 PM (v0R5T)

39 Occupy Mars!
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 19, 2024 07:43 PM (vxNlL)
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Make it a pedo penal colony.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 07:43 PM (ZOv7s)

40 Lets face it. Mars is friggin' cool!
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In fact its cold as hell.

Posted by: Elton John at December 19, 2024 07:44 PM (TN0g+)

41 Ruh-roh. Mike Johnson has cancelled a speaking engagement at Turning Point USA scheduled for Friday.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 19, 2024 07:43 PM (paSBy)
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Local tomato shortages must have tipped him off.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 07:44 PM (ZOv7s)

42 True story. When I lived in Boston I had a small Saab wagon because I needed something I could hall stuff in to go to boat, fit the dog and find parking in Boston which is a nightmare.

My last Golden was the most car riding dog in the world. He did the two window thing non-stop with an occasional face press on the rear window if a car got close behind us. He would whine if we went anywhere without both windows down even in the dead of winter.

One time after a trip to the marina I left him on the boat to go to the pub at the marina to get lunch. I ended up sitting next to a couple who had a doodle and we starting chatting about dogs. They told me they followed a car from Boston that morning and there was this goofy dog who kept doing the 2 window, rear windshield smash in front of them and they showed me the video they took on their phone and laughed like hyenas. We spent the afternoon having drinks on the boat with the dogs.

He was such a great dog.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2024 07:45 PM (LkLld)

43 Titan has oil . . .
Posted by: gKWVE at December 19, 2024 07:43 PM (gKWVE)

Well, gas mostly. I blame the burritos.

Posted by: Titan at December 19, 2024 07:45 PM (8zz6B)

44 Mars ain’t no place to raise your kids, in fact it’s cold as hell.

Posted by: Eromero at December 19, 2024 07:45 PM (LHPAg)

45 The Cat in the Creche can be explained by the middle being the warmest spot in the area.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 07:45 PM (n7h9X)

46 Mars is friggin' cool!
Posted by: Diogenes
......

in fact it's cold as hell

Posted by: wth at December 19, 2024 07:45 PM (v0R5T)

47 I read some time ago that NASA purposely tinted the photos from Viking I & II a redder color that what it actually looked like on Mars.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 19, 2024 07:45 PM (3Ev2O)

48 I see Mars photos but think there has to be desert places that look very similar

Did you not listen to the sounds?

Posted by: Hollywood Space Studios at December 19, 2024 07:46 PM (3fFru)

49 Europa? Attempt no landing there.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 19, 2024 07:46 PM (63Dwl)

50 Please ignore #46
Thank you.

Posted by: wth at December 19, 2024 07:47 PM (v0R5T)

51 >15 So...no Beastie Boys link? Not really interplanetary...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 07:36 PM (ZOv7s)

Intergalactic my dude. Since you asked:
https://youtu.be/qORYO0atB6g?feature=shared

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 19, 2024 07:47 PM (GTqXr)

52 I love how sunsets are blue on Mars

Posted by: Draki at December 19, 2024 07:47 PM (nUsOR)

53 Intergalactic my dude. Since you asked:
https://youtu.be/qORYO0atB6g?feature=shared
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 19, 2024 07:47 PM (GTqXr)
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I know the name of the tune, I was referencing the lyric.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 07:48 PM (ZOv7s)

54 Not to brag or anything, but my cats both shake.
Posted by: Piper at December 19, 2024 07:43 PM (QzINz)

One of my cats would do the shake thing but partway through extend the claws so you poked yourself

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 07:48 PM (n7h9X)

55 I see Mars photos but think there has to be desert places that look very similar
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Did you not listen to the sounds?
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The shadows looked off as well.

Posted by: Crusader at December 19, 2024 07:48 PM (TN0g+)

56 Mike Johnson has cancelled a speaking engagement at Turning Point USA scheduled for Friday.

That's a little worrisome. He could honestly tell them, we didn't pass the Krampus-Kramnibus, we need your help to pass the clean CR.
Distancing himself from TPUSA seems like he's about to get the Kramnibus passed with Democrats and some Repubs who get bought off. It's only money

Posted by: gKWVE at December 19, 2024 07:48 PM (gKWVE)

57 I recall Mars

Posted by: Quaid at December 19, 2024 07:48 PM (Fg0Nr)

58 I didn't see Elon standing behind a rock waving at us.

Posted by: wth at December 19, 2024 07:48 PM (v0R5T)

59 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at December 19, 2024 07:48 PM (xYBK4)

60 I demand an official review.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Looks around for an official...just morons.

Posted by: scampydog at December 19, 2024 07:49 PM (41CYW)

61 This is the most Italian name you will ever see. The Italian name to beat all Italian names. One hundred percent pure condensed Italiano.

https://tinyurl.com/yc3fj36a

Posted by: Robert at December 19, 2024 07:49 PM (xYBK4)

62 Mars needs Marxists, send them there to colonized it

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2024 07:49 PM (fwDg9)

63 But do your cats Rattle and Roll ?

Posted by: jsg at December 19, 2024 07:49 PM (Fg0Nr)

64 why does the "true sound of Mars" sound like the soundtrack of Tarkovsky's Solaris?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2024 07:49 PM (D7oie)

65 Mike Johnson has cancelled a speaking engagement at Turning Point USA scheduled for Friday.

That's a little worrisome. He could honestly tell them, we didn't pass the Krampus-Kramnibus, we need your help to pass the clean CR.
Distancing himself from TPUSA seems like he's about to get the Kramnibus passed with Democrats and some Repubs who get bought off. It's only money
Posted by: gKWVE at December 19, 2024 07:48 PM (gKWVE)

its already withdrawn and the mini one failed.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 07:50 PM (n7h9X)

66 >>Mike Johnson has cancelled a speaking engagement at Turning Point USA scheduled for Friday.

He's going to be a little busy for the next few days.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2024 07:50 PM (LkLld)

67 Looks around for an official...just morons.
Posted by: scampydog at December 19, 2024 07:49 PM (41CYW)
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I claim first, by a margin of 81 million votes. Who will dispute me???

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 07:50 PM (ZOv7s)

68 I read some time ago that NASA purposely tinted the photos from Viking I & II a redder color that what it actually looked like on Mars.
Posted by: Beartooth at December 19, 2024 07:45 PM (3Ev2O)

What!!!???
A government agency lying to the public???
Impossible!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2024 07:50 PM (W/lyH)

69 Using a numeral is cheating. I demand an official review.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 07:42 PM

Are you sure? If you don't win the review, you receive an entry in your Permanent Record.

Posted by: Coach Duncanthrax at December 19, 2024 07:50 PM (a3Q+t)

70 Take thirty seconds and watch Europa and Io serenely sail by, massive Jupiter their background.
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[Lays on horn]

Get out of the way, freaking tourists!

Posted by: Ganymede at December 19, 2024 07:50 PM (XeU6L)

71 He's going to be a little busy for the next few days.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2024 07:50 PM (LkLld)
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He doesn't understand how the new rules work.

But he will.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 07:50 PM (ZOv7s)

72 Using a numeral is cheating. I demand an official review.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 07:42 PM

Are you sure? If you don't win the review, you receive an entry in your Permanent Record.
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You lose a timeout too.

Posted by: Crusader at December 19, 2024 07:51 PM (TN0g+)

73 >https://tinyurl.com/yc3fj36a

Posted by: Robert at December 19, 2024 07:49 PM (xYBK4)

Cardinal Pizzaballa. Name checks out.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 19, 2024 07:51 PM (GTqXr)

74 Not to brag or anything, but my cats both shake.
Posted by: Piper

Really good of you to take in epileptic cats!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 19, 2024 07:52 PM (k9QnU)

75 Today Canada. Tomorrow Mars!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 19, 2024 07:52 PM (L/fGl)

76 why does the "true sound of Mars" sound like the soundtrack of Tarkovsky's Solaris?
Posted by: Kindltot
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Planets? I prefer Holst.

Posted by: Ganymede at December 19, 2024 07:52 PM (XeU6L)

77 I didn't see Elon standing behind a rock waving at us.
Posted by: wth at December 19, 2024 07:48 PM (v0R5T)

of course you don't, Rocks aren't all Transparent.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 07:52 PM (n7h9X)

78 The planet videos are very cool.

Posted by: Piper at December 19, 2024 07:52 PM (QzINz)

79 I bet Ted Danson lost a bar bet or something that forced him have to do whoopi.

Posted by: Reforger at December 19, 2024 07:53 PM (xcIvR)

80 Looks like a HoBo burn barrel in that Mars clip.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 19, 2024 07:53 PM (PMg+h)

81 Are you sure? If you don't win the review, you receive an entry in your Permanent Record.
Posted by: Coach Duncanthrax at December 19, 2024 07:50 PM (a3Q+t)
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*Flips table* Listen here, fat! I play by Scranton rules and Corn Pop was worth two of you, plus your dog! Hunter, pull on this twerp! What you you mean you lost it? A garbage can? Are you kidding me? Well the chain...pawned. Of course.

Jill? Jiiiil?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 07:53 PM (ZOv7s)

82 I saw The Epileptic Cats open for Men at Work back in '85.

Posted by: Crusader at December 19, 2024 07:53 PM (TN0g+)

83 robinson crusoe on mars 1964

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twa8jKrIWE0

Posted by: davidt at December 19, 2024 07:53 PM (i0F8b)

84 >>He doesn't understand how the new rules work.

>>But he will.

I think he does. I don't think everyone does.

In order to pass a CR without going through committee it takes a 2/3 vote not a simple majority. There was zero chance any Democrats were going to vote for this bill and Republicans have only a tiny majority.

This was a kamikaze mission. There is a different game being played.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2024 07:54 PM (LkLld)

85 The first zip code on Mars should be 10101.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 19, 2024 07:54 PM (paSBy)

86 robinson crusoe on mars 1964

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twa8jKrIWE0
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Primitive as can be...

Posted by: Crusader at December 19, 2024 07:54 PM (TN0g+)

87 54 Not to brag or anything, but my cats both shake.
Posted by: Piper at December 19, 2024 07:43 PM (QzINz)
__________________________

Heathen!!!!

Posted by: Michael J. Fox at December 19, 2024 07:55 PM (dIske)

88 Is holding an epileptic cat like holding a shake weight ?

Posted by: jsg at December 19, 2024 07:55 PM (Fg0Nr)

89 Primitive as can be...
Posted by: Crusader at December 19, 2024 07:54 PM (TN0g+)
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Mary Anne or Ginger?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 07:55 PM (ZOv7s)

90 Primitive as can be...
Posted by: Crusader at December 19, 2024 07:54 PM (TN0g+)

Did he have Jill St. John as his Girl Friday?

Posted by: Titan at December 19, 2024 07:56 PM (8zz6B)

91 David French and Jonah Goldberg choose Mrs. Howell.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 07:56 PM (ZOv7s)

92 >79 I bet Ted Danson lost a bar bet or something that forced him have to do whoopi.

Posted by: Reforger at December 19, 2024 07:53 PM (xcIvR)

More like industrial strength beer goggles five minutes before closing time.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 19, 2024 07:56 PM (GTqXr)

93 Mary Anne or Ginger?
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Embrace the power of "and".

Posted by: Crusader at December 19, 2024 07:56 PM (TN0g+)

94 robinson crusoe on mars 1964

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I saw that are the drive in circa '64. I thought it was the epitome of motion picture art.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 19, 2024 07:56 PM (L/fGl)

95 The list of votes in Congress

https://tinyurl.com/ms3fke65

Posted by: Ciampino - Talking of tricky dicks at December 19, 2024 07:56 PM (i0xsb)

96 The most beautiful and professional grade-school Christmas pageant ever.

Headphone alert! I think I got blood all over mine. Wow, he was belting it out.

Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2024 07:56 PM (3fFru)

97 Everyone is a comedian tonight! 😃

Posted by: Piper at December 19, 2024 07:56 PM (pRpzT)

98 If you want to see some earthly locations that look like someplace on Mars, Google images of Antarctica's dry valleys.

Posted by: Paco at December 19, 2024 07:57 PM (mADJX)

99 243 96 OT - I did not realize Rosa DeLauro looked that....weird. What is with the purple hair?

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 19, 2024 06:51 PM (EmT/E)
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So you don't notice her face.
She would have made an effective Wicked Witch Of The West without makeup!
Posted by: Ciampino - Talking of ugly inside at December 19, 2024 07:38 PM (i0xsb)

She could replace Ron Wood in the Rolling Stones and nobody would notice. Maybe better guitar riffs too.

Posted by: guzano R.I.P. Vic (fucbd) at December 19, 2024 07:57 PM (e6MOU)

100 100

Posted by: Bob from NSA at December 19, 2024 07:57 PM (2UnvF)

101 Did he have Jill St. John as his Girl Friday?
Posted by: Titan at December 19, 2024 07:56 PM (8zz6B)
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I just re-watched "Diamonds Are Forever" and Jill St. John is fetching but helpless against the cringe of the gay assassins.

You look at her, and then they enter the scene and it's total shrinkage.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 07:57 PM (ZOv7s)

102 97 Everyone is a comedian tonight!
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I shot a comedian in my pajamas this morning.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 19, 2024 07:59 PM (paSBy)

103 " robinson crusoe on mars 1964

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twa8jKrIWE0
Posted by: davidt"

Oh man. I loved that movie when I was a kid.

Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2024 08:00 PM (iziT8)

104 The list of votes in Congress

https://tinyurl.com/ms3fke65
Posted by: Ciampino
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Thanks Ciampino.

Posted by: scampydog at December 19, 2024 08:00 PM (41CYW)

105 >91 David French and Jonah Goldberg choose Mrs. Howell.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 07:56 PM (ZOv7s)

I suspect the Professor is more to Messrs. French and Goldberg's liking.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 19, 2024 08:00 PM (GTqXr)

106 If you want to see some earthly locations that look like someplace on Mars, Google images of Antarctica's dry valleys.
Posted by: Paco at December 19, 2024 07:57 PM (mADJX)

Cliff Clavin trivia. The Antarctic is the largest desert in the world.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 19, 2024 08:01 PM (D6PGr)

107 I believe Mars once had water and life. If we ever get up there in some permanent way, we should bring some paleontologists with us.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: nuke the whales at December 19, 2024 08:01 PM (/7KEl)

108 >98 If you want to see some earthly locations that look like someplace on Mars, Google images of Antarctica's dry valleys.

Posted by: Paco at December 19, 2024 07:57 PM (mADJX)

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Nanzy Pelosi at December 19, 2024 08:02 PM (GTqXr)

109 61 This is the most Italian name you will ever see. The Italian name to beat all Italian names. One hundred percent pure condensed Italiano.

https://tinyurl.com/yc3fj36a

Posted by: Robert at December 19, 2024 07:49 PM (xYBK4)
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I'll concede that.
My Mom's maiden name is better than that.

Posted by: Ciampino - Talking of tricky names at December 19, 2024 08:02 PM (i0xsb)

110 >>>its already withdrawn and the mini one failed.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Trump said he wants nothing passed until he's sworn in.
Can they introduce a new bill now?

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 19, 2024 08:02 PM (PMg+h)

111 "I believe Mars once had water and life. If we ever get up there in some permanent way, we should bring some paleontologists with us.
Posted by: Don Black"

And a Chaos mathematician.

Because.

Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2024 08:03 PM (iziT8)

112 The thing that aggravates me the most about the CR bill failing is having to hear just how stupid Hakeem Jeffries is.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 19, 2024 08:03 PM (D6PGr)

113 29 Second place is first loser.
Posted by: Coach Duncanthrax at December 19, 2024 07:40 PM (a3Q+t)
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Using a numeral is cheating. I demand an official review.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 07:42 PM (ZOv7s)

Whoever posts first, regardless of what is written, even if only a blank space or a link a Yoko Ono video, claims "First" and gets bragging rights for the thread.

Posted by: Sham Official Review at December 19, 2024 08:03 PM (Q0QOs)

114 88 Is holding an epileptic cat like holding a shake weight ?
Posted by: jsg at December 19, 2024 07:55 PM (Fg0Nr)

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If they don't want to be held, trying to hold any cat is like juggling throwing stars.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 19, 2024 08:04 PM (OGOaV)

115 I suspect the Professor is more to Messrs. French and Goldberg's liking.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 19, 2024 08:00 PM (GTqXr)
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Nah, they don't have enough T to be gay. Active homosexuals are relentlessly horny, willing to get monkeypox just for another turn at the glory hole.

Golberg's drunk on the couch and French is too busy writing Calvinist tracts in his cuckshed.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 08:04 PM (ZOv7s)

116 102 97 Everyone is a comedian tonight!
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I shot a comedian in my pajamas this morning.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 19, 2024 07:59 PM (paSBy)

Whoopi Goldberg?

Posted by: Gref at December 19, 2024 08:05 PM (aBgBM)

117 Paleontologist on Mars with a preserved Martian mosquito.

Great, a T. Rex with three boobs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 19, 2024 08:05 PM (ATOlV)

118 PDJT will do like 57 things between being sworn in and sunset.

Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2024 08:05 PM (iziT8)

119 36 Not to brag or anything, but my cats both shake.
Posted by: Piper at December 19, 2024 07:43 PM (QzINz)

Let me know when they rattle and roll.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 19, 2024 08:05 PM (Q0QOs)

120 Journalism.

Zack Beauchamp (zackbeauchamp@bsky.social)@zackbeauchamp
I wrote about the glaring contrast between conservatives assailing leftists for celebrating Luigi Mangione while they turn Daniel Penny into a folk hero

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 19, 2024 08:06 PM (L/fGl)

121 The photoshop is adorbs

@babylonbee
'Elon On The Shelf' Installed In All Congressional Offices To Remind Lawmakers To Be Efficient buff.ly/3P3BrB4

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 19, 2024 08:06 PM (OTdqV)

122 Whoever posts first, regardless of what is written, even if only a blank space or a link a Yoko Ono video, claims "First" and gets bragging rights for the thread.
Posted by: Sham Official Review at December 19, 2024 08:03 PM (Q0QOs)
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*throws plastic cup, picks up folding chair*

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 08:06 PM (ZOv7s)

123 If they don't want to be held, trying to hold any cat is like juggling throwing stars.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 19, 2024 08:04 PM (OGOaV)

It is like hugging a spool of barbed wire with someone yanking on the loose end

Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2024 08:06 PM (D7oie)

124 Rosa DeLauro is the Amy Klobuchar of Helen Thomases.

Posted by: Paco at December 19, 2024 08:06 PM (mADJX)

125 I shot a comedian in my pajamas this morning.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist

Kewl.

Long bow or Crossbow?

Posted by: Adriane to Totally Not Cynical Critic . . . at December 19, 2024 08:07 PM (1mz4r)

126 I believe Mars once had water and life. If we ever get up there in some permanent way, we should bring some paleontologists with us.
Posted by: Don Black"

Mars still has water. It’s just frozen. If any life ever existed you would find it in that ice. The water ice is below the surface and below the carbon dioxide ice at the polar caps.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 19, 2024 08:07 PM (D6PGr)

127 118 PDJT will do like 57 things between being sworn in and sunset.
Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2024 08:05 PM (iziT

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And then cap the day with two scoops of ice cream

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 19, 2024 08:07 PM (OGOaV)

128 Whoopi Goldberg?
Posted by: Gref at December 19, 2024 08:05 PM (aBgBM)
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ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 08:07 PM (ZOv7s)

129 Eating less cake is Opression

https://tinyurl.com/2vyz7amz

Posted by: jsg at December 19, 2024 08:07 PM (JepL1)

130 Spider solitaire is evil, should have been lights out a half hour ago
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2024 08:08 PM (fwDg9)

131 Hakeem Jeffries = Discount Obama

Posted by: Don Black. Message: nuke the whales at December 19, 2024 08:08 PM (/7KEl)

132 It appears that Johnson is sending this bill to the committee. What will the committee do with it? Can they add , subtract or do they just look at it and see if they can get it to go through the committee and be voted out for a floor vote?

Posted by: Jen the original at December 19, 2024 08:08 PM (WD8iB)

133 It is like hugging a spool of barbed wire with someone yanking on the loose end
Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2024 08:06 PM (D7oie)
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It's like holding a wolf by the ears, you don't like it, but you dare not let it go.

Posted by: Zombie Thomas Jefferson at December 19, 2024 08:09 PM (ZOv7s)

134 If they don't want to be held, trying to hold any cat is like juggling throwing stars.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 19, 2024 08:04 PM (OGOaV)

Ones that weigh 10-20 pounds too.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 08:09 PM (n7h9X)

135 Italian husky sounds like he’s trying to tell his mom, I’m a good boy, but she is not Anglophone

Posted by: kallisto at December 19, 2024 08:10 PM (LLIWf)

136 20 lbs of cat is a lot of cat.

Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2024 08:10 PM (iziT8)

137 Jake loves to stick his head out the window and those big springer ears flap in the wind. One of the interesting things about having the car detailed was the removal of the nose prints on the windows. I had a bit of trouble telling if the windows were closed. Of course, that didn't last long.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 19, 2024 08:10 PM (NQtI0)

138 Holding an angry clawed cat simply takes firmness and discipline. Scruff of the neck, twist, and maintain.

Giving a cat with claws a bath is no joke.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 08:11 PM (ZOv7s)

139 Jen,
Rules cmte. Any bill sent from rules to floor only requires majority. Current bill was under 2/3 suspension of rules.

Posted by: whig's phone at December 19, 2024 08:11 PM (Lpg7G)

140 I see Mars photos but think there has to be desert places that look very similar

I've seen some images that remind me a little of Sedona, and others that put me in mind of Death Valley.

Posted by: Paco at December 19, 2024 08:12 PM (mADJX)

141 Zack Beauchamp (zackbeauchamp@bsky.social)@zackbeauchamp
I wrote about the glaring contrast between conservatives assailing leftists for celebrating Luigi Mangione while they turn Daniel Penny into a folk hero
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 19, 2024 08:06 PM (L/fGl)

Curiouser and curiouser. Why is it OK to kill wealthy white Democrats, but not poor, crazy black Democrats?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2024 08:12 PM (8zz6B)

142
Had my physical therapy session this afternoon. Took a pretty good mauling but it's helping my back a lot.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 19, 2024 08:12 PM (dxSpM)

143 This was a kamikaze mission. There is a different game being played.
Posted by: JackStraw

The republicans knew they didn't have the votes to pass this slimmed down version so what is the end goal of the game they are playing?

Posted by: friends in low places at December 19, 2024 08:12 PM (WD60c)

144 Kitteh in the creche made my evening!

He’s just waiting for O Come Let Us Adore Him to ring through the night!

Posted by: kallisto at December 19, 2024 08:12 PM (LLIWf)

145 20 lbs of cat is a lot of cat.
Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2024 08:10 PM (iziT

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There's a reason dogs can get amazingly big while domesticated cats tend to top out at much lower weight.

Because a 40 pound cat isn't a pet, it's a threat.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 08:12 PM (ZOv7s)

146 The photoshop is adorbs

@babylonbee
'Elon On The Shelf' Installed In All Congressional Offices To Remind Lawmakers To Be Efficient buff.ly/3P3BrB4
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 19, 2024 08:06 PM (OTdqV)

These should be mass produced and make elon more billions

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 08:14 PM (n7h9X)

147 So everyone is just going to ignore that there's at least one trash receptacle on Mars proving sophisticated Martians exist or existed in the past!!!! The camera even panned back to it!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 19, 2024 08:14 PM (hovnC)

148 It appears that Johnson is sending this bill to the committee. What will the committee do with it? Can they add , subtract or do they just look at it and see if they can get it to go through the committee and be voted out for a floor vote?
Posted by: Jen the original at December 19, 2024 08:08 PM (WD8iB)
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Extra lines of cocaine for everyone is going to be expensive.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 08:14 PM (ZOv7s)

149 From the Babylon Bee

To Pay Back $20 Million Campaign Debt, Kamala Harris Agrees To Fight Jake Paul

https://tinyurl.com/4ye4kayb

Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2024 08:16 PM (D7oie)

150 The republicans knew they didn't have the votes to pass this slimmed down version so what is the end goal of the game they are playing?
Posted by: friends in low places

Bringing the crap in the Omnibus to the light of day…

Posted by: Adriane to Totally Not Cynical Critic . . . at December 19, 2024 08:17 PM (1mz4r)

151 122 *throws plastic cup, picks up folding chair*
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 08:06 PM (ZOv7s)

*retrieves plastic cup*

Now, now... nobody likes a litter bug.

*places plastic cup in trash can.*

Posted by: Sham Official Review at December 19, 2024 08:17 PM (Q0QOs)

152 So everyone is just going to ignore that there's at least one trash receptacle on Mars proving sophisticated Martians exist or existed in the past!!!! The camera even panned back to it!!!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 19, 2024 08:14 PM (hovnC)

That's not a trash bin; it's a spittoon. Martians chewed tobaccy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2024 08:17 PM (8zz6B)

153 20 lbs of cat is a lot of cat.
Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2024 08:10 PM (iziT

My younger black tom is 20 lbs. He is a rescue, and is big, but he is fat, too.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2024 08:17 PM (D7oie)

154 I want a dog on my back carrier thingy

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 19, 2024 08:17 PM (OTdqV)

155 139. Right. If it’s the same CR, they are still 38 votes short. The sticking point seems to be the debt ceiling being raised.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 19, 2024 08:18 PM (WD8iB)

156 Quick note. The house allows bills to proceed directly to the floor via a suspension of the rules but it requires a 2/3rd vote which the Dems clearly would not support.

The longer route to the floor is via the Rules Cmte which sets the rules for a bill , time for debate, amendments, etc. Then a bill can go directly to the floor after Rules and it only requires majority vote to pass

Posted by: whig's phone at December 19, 2024 08:18 PM (Lpg7G)

157 >>The republicans knew they didn't have the votes to pass this slimmed down version so what is the end goal of the game they are playing?

That's the question. As whig said above this bill was voted under "suspension" rules not as a committee bill and the rules for a suspension bill require a 2/3 vote to pass. There was no chance that was ever going to happen.

My guess would be that this was used as a means to slow the process down and start again with this bill used as the basis of where to begin negotiations but that's just a guess.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2024 08:18 PM (LkLld)

158 146. Agree. Trumpy bear has run its course.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 19, 2024 08:20 PM (WD8iB)

159 This was a kamikaze mission. There is a different game being played.
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For the God-Emperor, may he reign a thousand years!!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 19, 2024 08:20 PM (hovnC)

160
The breaking news now is that little neo-nazi shit, nick fuentes, was almost murdered??

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2024 08:21 PM (omVOS)

161 "Ted Danson lost a bar bet or something that forced him have to do whoopi."

Back in the day, she was nice looking and funny.

But now, she's turned herself into a gargoyle; and I think she just quit caring about anything at all.

Posted by: Ju at December 19, 2024 08:21 PM (aTmM/)

162 The breaking news now is that little neo-nazi shit, nick fuentes, was almost murdered??

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2024 08:21 PM (omVOS)

The FBI asset?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2024 08:22 PM (8zz6B)

163
Yeah, so some Democrat-inspired Maddow-inpsired murderer killed 3 people today and tried to make nick fuentes his 4th victim. In Illinois.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 19, 2024 08:23 PM (omVOS)

164 Everything Bagels

https://youtu.be/ovCdpPteW0M?si=N5vZZTvT5CDEmb1m

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 19, 2024 08:23 PM (lhenN)

165 Agree. Trumpy bear has run its course.
Posted by: Jen the original at December 19, 2024 08:20 PM (WD8iB)

wait, I thought we agreed the next novelty item was going to be "Bernie Babies" that smell like liniment and socks

Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2024 08:23 PM (D7oie)

166 Saw the trailer for the new Superman film, and while there will never be a Superman film better than Superman The Movie, and there will never be a Superman better than Christopher Reeve, I quite liked it. This Superman looks like a cross between Tom Welling and Henry Cavill.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 19, 2024 08:24 PM (XV/Pl)

167 Not sure what's going to happen with this spending bill, or, more importantly, with the whole danged economy. I think I'll hang on to my Confederate money, Austro-Hungarian war bonds and Packard Automobile stock - just in case.

Posted by: Paco at December 19, 2024 08:26 PM (mADJX)

168 Thomas

I was kinda hopeful about that trailer until I started to count how many other super heroes and villains were in it. This is worse than that Spiderman movie where the web slinger was sharing screen time with three villains.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 19, 2024 08:28 PM (ATOlV)

169 I hated Frosty. Even as a kid, when I was willing to entertain the possibility of Santa, elves, and flying reindeer, I understood that Frosty was fake and made-up nonsense.

Ace, there may be some deep-rooted resentments that you might want to look into.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 19, 2024 08:28 PM (mH6SG)

170 Thanks all. I just heard Chip Roy say he worked with PDT this morning and he is in favor of no debt ceiling as long as there is also reduction of pork which he said this slim-downed version still had in excess. So slow down the process until after Christmas? the New Year?

Posted by: friends in low places at December 19, 2024 08:28 PM (WD60c)

171 wait, I thought we agreed the next novelty item was going to be "Bernie Babies" that smell like liniment and socks
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Average consumers couldn't afford the $3-million dollhouses.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 19, 2024 08:28 PM (hovnC)

172 Priorities, dude.

What About The Farmers and Disaster Victims? Dems Chant 'Hell No' to CR Without Pay Raises

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 19, 2024 08:30 PM (L/fGl)

173 @168

>> I was kinda hopeful about that trailer until I started to count how many other super heroes and villains were in it.

I think this film is going to not treat Superman as a G-d and he is going to be getting his arse kicked and is going to need friends, also Gunn is using this film to kick-start an reboot an entire cinematic universe so all of these characters are going to be spun off into their own films.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 19, 2024 08:30 PM (XV/Pl)

174 I'm just waiting for the trannies to accidentally enter the Muslim ritual-washing room at the US Embassy in Cairo. Popcorn time.

Posted by: zombie at December 19, 2024 08:31 PM (pMi6S)

175 >But now, she's turned herself into a gargoyle; and I think she just quit caring about anything at all.

Posted by: Ju at December 19, 2024 08:21 PM (aTmM/)

I'm certain Whoopie cares about cake and donuts based on her expanding girth.

Posted by: Nanzy Pelosi at December 19, 2024 08:32 PM (GTqXr)

176 Everything Bagels

https://youtu.be/ovCdpPteW0M?si=N5vZZTvT5CDEmb1m
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 19, 2024 08:23 PM (lhenN)

Andrew Rousso is a strange man

Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2024 08:32 PM (D7oie)

177 Saw the trailer for the new Superman film, and while there will never be a Superman film better than Superman The Movie, and there will never be a Superman better than Christopher Reeve, I quite liked it. This Superman looks like a cross between Tom Welling and Henry Cavill.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 19, 2024 08:24 PM (XV/Pl)

I'm ambivalent because I think James Gunn is severely overrated as a director.

Also, the guy playing Clark Kent looks like a spergy 'tard.

And fuck Krypto.

I did like the guitar sound at the beginning. And it looks quite stylish.

Being a huge dork I will see the movie at the first opportunity.

Posted by: Robert at December 19, 2024 08:32 PM (xYBK4)

178 "'Elon On The Shelf' Installed In All Congressional Offices To Remind Lawmakers To Be Efficient buff.ly/3P3BrB4
Posted by: vmom "

Be

efficient

Be Be

efficient

Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2024 08:34 PM (iziT8)

179 119 36 Not to brag or anything, but my cats both shake.
Posted by: Piper at December 19, 2024 07:43 PM (QzINz)

Let me know when they rattle and roll.
Posted by: tankdemon at December

When playing with toys! But seriously, the know shake and other paw. They also sit on command and Kovu lays down. Sabi won’t do that one.

Posted by: Piper at December 19, 2024 08:34 PM (QzINz)

180 I hated Frosty. Even as a kid, when I was willing to entertain the possibility of Santa, elves, and flying reindeer, I understood that Frosty was fake and made-up nonsense.

Even in my first Christmas choir thing in 4th grade, i disliked Frosty, but I friggin' hated Rudolph.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2024 08:35 PM (W/lyH)

181 Pretty sure what the guy with the guitar was playing was a version of the original Superman theme.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 19, 2024 08:35 PM (ATOlV)

182 Pretty sure what the guy with the guitar was playing was a version of the original Superman theme.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 19, 2024 08:35 PM (ATOlV)

Oh yeah, it's just slowed down. Still, I liked it a lot.

Posted by: Robert at December 19, 2024 08:36 PM (xYBK4)

183 >But now, she's turned herself into a gargoyle; and I think she just quit caring about anything at all.

Posted by: Ju

Dreadlocks STINK. They are filthy and oily and trap years worth of residue, dirt, grime and bugs. They stain linens. They STINK.

Sure, they're kinda cool looking on the right person, but, Jeepers. Yuck.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 19, 2024 08:37 PM (mT+6a)

184 I think I'll hang on to my Confederate money, Austro-Hungarian war bonds and Packard Automobile stock - just in case.
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I've got some pre-1939 Italian Royal bonds an uncle got from an Italian cousin. And Allied-printed currency from an other uncle who was a Sherman radioman serving in sunny Italy.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 19, 2024 08:37 PM (hovnC)

185 I was kinda hopeful about that trailer until I started to count how many other super heroes and villains were in it. This is worse than that Spiderman movie where the web slinger was sharing screen time with three villains.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Well it’s not the Bladerunner soundtrack …
:-))

But the music seems to recall John William’s original themes.

Posted by: Adriane to Totally Not Cynical Critic . . . at December 19, 2024 08:37 PM (1mz4r)

186 Kamala vs AOC for 2028 should be a hoot.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 19, 2024 08:38 PM (17l0u)

187 Getting the government to be efficient will be like getting Disney to not be gay.

We shall see I guess.

Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2024 08:39 PM (iziT8)

188 Kamala tai AOC

So the Boob vs the boobs?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 19, 2024 08:39 PM (ATOlV)

189 Even in my first Christmas choir thing in 4th grade, i disliked Frosty, but I friggin' hated Rudolph.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2024 08:35 PM (W/lyH)

You know, if it is any consolation to you, if Santa knows who was bad or good, he knew Rudolph was being bullied.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2024 08:39 PM (D7oie)

190 Dreadlocks STINK. They are filthy and oily and trap years worth of residue, dirt, grime and bugs. They stain linens. They STINK.

Sure, they're kinda cool looking on the right person, but, Jeepers. Yuck.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 19, 2024 08:37 PM (mT+6a)

she is starting to look like the Predator

Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2024 08:40 PM (D7oie)

191 Robert

Do you happen to have a Side I can borrow for a drop?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 19, 2024 08:40 PM (ATOlV)

192 Holding an angry clawed cat simply takes firmness and discipline. Scruff of the neck, twist, and maintain.

Giving a cat with claws a bath is no joke.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 08:11 PM (ZOv7s)

When a cat is wild, getting to the back of the neck is a problem, and if you miss they are biting you.

I had a cat that went wild due to exposure to Feliway calming pheromone misters when it wore off. He was charging another cat and out of control. He got me good, had to keep the bleeding going to avoid infection.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 08:40 PM (n7h9X)

193 "Dreadlocks STINK. They are filthy and oily and trap years worth of residue, dirt, grime and bugs. They stain linens. They STINK.

Sure, they're kinda cool looking on the right person, but, Jeepers. Yuck.
Posted by: nurse ratched"

There's a guy at my local Walgreen's pharm that has dreds literally down to the floor.

Yes he's white and yes it's gross as fuck and yes it's Austin.

Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2024 08:42 PM (iziT8)

194 @177

>>And fuck Krypto.

I think Gunn is going to treat his new Superman movie like Donner treated his Superman movie, implausible, even slightly ridiculous things are going to happen because this is a comic book and implausible and ridiculous things happen in comic books.

I also hope Superman smiles, because his smile is his trademark. That was always the problem with the grounded, humorless Henry Cavill Superman, he just didn’t have the smile.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 19, 2024 08:43 PM (XV/Pl)

195 93 Mary Anne or Ginger?
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Embrace the power of "and".
Posted by: Crusader at December 19, 2024 07:56 PM (TN0g+)

———

I always wanted to be the professor because I thought he had the best chance with them. I seem to recall Ginger making some moves on him but he held his frame thinking how to turn a coconut into a satellite transmitter.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 19, 2024 08:43 PM (k89jy)

196 So white and dirty in Austin.

Definitely not Weird Al song material.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 19, 2024 08:43 PM (ATOlV)

197
God emperor?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv1FE88JVps&t=1s&pp=2AEBkAIB

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 19, 2024 08:44 PM (K41Hs)

198 Reflection Room at Mount Crumpit paging you Frosty and Rudolph detractors.

Posted by: scampydog at December 19, 2024 08:45 PM (41CYW)

199 Holding an angry clawed cat simply takes firmness and discipline. Scruff of the neck, twist, and maintain.

Giving a cat with claws a bath is no joke.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 08:11 PM (ZOv7s)

Also a short bodied cat, like a Persian is almost impossible to twist the body to roll it over like you can with longer bodied cats, that was a surprise when I had my first one.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 08:45 PM (n7h9X)

200 DC_Draino @DC_Draino 1h
All these big “brave Republicans” pretending to be fiscal hawks today for Trump’s slimmed down CR were quiet as lambs yesterday when the Deep State CR was on the floor

Isn’t that interesting!

It’s almost as if they work for the uniparty and not the People

DC_Draino @DC_Draino 1h
I can’t help but realize more Republicans are taking a loud stand today against Trump’s CR when they were quiet as field mice yesterday for the Deep State CR

Take a guess which CR had a Congressional salary increase in it…

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 19, 2024 08:45 PM (hovnC)

201 >>>Icy mountains on Pluto

The International Astronomical Union has changed the definition of off world mountains and ruled that what you see here are only hills.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 19, 2024 08:47 PM (klJTj)

202 Does the new movie have Mister Mxyzptlk?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 19, 2024 08:47 PM (63Dwl)

203 MadTV Rudolph was Best Rudolph

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 19, 2024 08:48 PM (W6hoT)

204 Shut it down!
Shut it down!

Government shutdowns are bogus anyway.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2024 08:48 PM (W/lyH)

205 >>>Icy mountains on Pluto

The International Astronomical Union has changed the definition of off world mountains and ruled that what you see here are only hills.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 19, 2024 08:47 PM (klJTj)

I heard that Neil Degrasse Tyson (another Niel) was on that committee.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 08:49 PM (n7h9X)

206 nurse, how is your son doing? Healing?

Posted by: scampydog at December 19, 2024 08:50 PM (41CYW)

207 >>>Icy mountains on Pluto

The International Astronomical Union has changed the definition of off world mountains and ruled that what you see here are only hills.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 19, 2024 08:47 PM (klJTj)

Hate to think what they rule on the venus mons.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2024 08:50 PM (W/lyH)

208 What's the proper term for a horse wheelie?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 19, 2024 08:50 PM (K41Hs)

209
About Frosty:
I love Jimmy Durante's voice!

Posted by: zigzag at December 19, 2024 08:50 PM (JYmEz)

210
The International Astronomical Union has changed the definition of off world mountains and ruled that what you see here are only hills.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

Do they come out of the sky and stand there?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 19, 2024 08:51 PM (63Dwl)

211 Do you happen to have a Side I can borrow for a drop?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 19, 2024 08:40 PM (ATOlV)

Uh...uuuuhhhhh...

Like my left side? :B

Posted by: Robert at December 19, 2024 08:51 PM (xYBK4)

212 Government shutdowns are bogus anyway.
Posted by: Diogenes

If Grandma (RIP) doesn't get her Social Security, she might not vote Democrat next time.

Posted by: Miklos notes systemic risk at December 19, 2024 08:51 PM (xesY+)

213 >208 What's the proper term for a horse wheelie?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 19, 2024 08:50 PM (K41Hs)

Rearing?

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 19, 2024 08:52 PM (GTqXr)

214 ---https://tinyurl.com/yc3fj36a

Posted by: Robert at December 19, 2024 07:49 PM (xYBK4)
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I'll concede that.
My Mom's maiden name is better than that.
Posted by: Ciampino -
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How serious is a person to change their name to that? And he's a Catholic priest, No, he's a freak.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 19, 2024 08:53 PM (PMg+h)

215 "What's the proper term for a horse wheelie?"

Chevrolet?

Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2024 08:53 PM (iziT8)

216 I've got some pre-1939 Italian Royal bonds an uncle got from an Italian cousin. And Allied-printed currency from an other uncle who was a Sherman radioman serving in sunny Italy. - andycanuck

Hang on to it, Andy. That stuff's coming back, I tell you!

Posted by: Paco at December 19, 2024 08:53 PM (mADJX)

217 190
'she is starting to look like the Predator'

She is starting to look like she ate the Predator.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 19, 2024 08:54 PM (3wi/L)

218 So the Boob vs the boobs?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 19, 2024 08:39 PM (ATOlV)

AOC is probably the better bet for the Democrats than Kamala going forward, Lol.

Posted by: Talls at December 19, 2024 08:54 PM (nbNs7)

219 206 nurse, how is your son doing? Healing?
Posted by: scampydog

Hey. Thank you for asking. He's having trouble with the VA dragging their feet in getting him in to see a specialist for his arm. He was offered an appointment in orthopedics in mid February! So, he needs to get a referral from his primary care physician to be seen outside the VA. But he's on vacation. So. It's demoralizing to him.

He's such a good young man.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 19, 2024 08:54 PM (mT+6a)

220 he International Astronomical Union has changed the definition of off world mountains and ruled that what you see here are only hills.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

Do they come out of the sky and stand there?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 19, 2024 08:51 PM (63Dwl)

Yes, roundabout.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 08:54 PM (n7h9X)

221 208 What's the proper term for a horse wheelie?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 19, 2024 08:50 PM (K41Hs)

Rear up!

Posted by: Buttijug at December 19, 2024 08:55 PM (i0F8b)

222 Hate to think what they rule on the venus mons.
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To be called just 'mounds' from now on.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 19, 2024 08:56 PM (hovnC)

223 Why I ask Robert is Crunchyroll emailed me that my pre-order for Macross Zero has been cancelled and I will get my money refunded.

Check my CR account, no trace of an order. Check PayPal, again nothing. Glad I took screenshots.

So opened a case with CR and included the screenshots asking for explanation.

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And just posted more images.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 19, 2024 08:56 PM (ATOlV)

224 Yeah, so some Democrat-inspired Maddow-inpsired murderer killed 3 people today and tried to make nick fuentes his 4th victim. In Illinois.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Oops, wrong address.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 19, 2024 08:56 PM (/lPRQ)

225 I've got some pre-1939 Italian Royal bonds an uncle got from an Italian cousin. And Allied-printed currency from an other uncle who was a Sherman radioman serving in sunny Italy. - andycanuck

Hang on to it, Andy. That stuff's coming back, I tell you!
Posted by: Paco

Same for my collection of rather wide polyester ties from the 70s.

Posted by: Miklos is looking good at December 19, 2024 08:57 PM (xesY+)

226 I love Jimmy Durante's voice! - zigzag

Jimmy Durante, every morning for sixty years: "Dammit! I mixed up the Drano with the Listerine, again!

Posted by: Paco at December 19, 2024 08:57 PM (mADJX)

227 Hang on to it, Andy. That stuff's coming back, I tell you!
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Maybe Trump will make Barron King of Italy after Musk and Meloni start dating?? Then, they'll be back, baby! They'll be back!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 19, 2024 08:58 PM (hovnC)

228
He's such a good young man.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at

He had a good mom. Healthcare at the VA is awful. Hopefully he can get outside care so he is actually cared for.

Posted by: Piper at December 19, 2024 08:58 PM (QzINz)

229 Why I ask Robert is Crunchyroll emailed me that my pre-order for Macross Zero has been cancelled and I will get my money refunded.

Check my CR account, no trace of an order. Check PayPal, again nothing. Glad I took screenshots.

So opened a case with CR and included the screenshots asking for explanation.

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And just posted more images.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 19, 2024 08:56 PM (ATOlV)

Aaaaahhhhh!!!!

Nope, Crunchyroll hasn't sent me a thing.

Lemme check me orders.

Posted by: Robert at December 19, 2024 08:59 PM (xYBK4)

230 Hate to think what they rule on the venus mons.
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To be called just 'mounds' from now on.
Posted by: andycanuck

Some times you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

Posted by: Miklos is looking at Darleen and handing her a Natty Daddy at December 19, 2024 08:59 PM (xesY+)

231 Also a short bodied cat, like a Persian is almost impossible to twist the body to roll it over like you can with longer bodied cats, that was a surprise when I had my first one.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 08:45 PM (n7h9X)
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On the plus side, cats do have a learning curve. The combination of understanding how hard the grip is to break combined with the plate of tuna fish* waiting for them at the end of the ordeal tends to induce (grudging) compliance.

*Our senior cats loves this stuff. Over the years, she gets that the bath is the price for the preciousss fisssssh.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 08:59 PM (ZOv7s)

232 If you paid with a credit card they will take up the complaint for you. I believe you will be credited until the complaint is resolved.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 19, 2024 08:59 PM (PMg+h)

233 I’m still amazed that Clint Eastwood directed a film when he was 93 years old.

I guess continuing to work keeps you young.

I’m in trouble.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 19, 2024 09:00 PM (D6PGr)

234 Should I be amused that Tensor know how to generate images of Greta von Thule?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 19, 2024 09:01 PM (ATOlV)

235 Maybe Trump will make Barron King of Italy after Musk and Meloni start dating?? Then, they'll be back, baby! They'll be back!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 19, 2024 08:58 PM (hovnC)
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Trump will assume the throne of Napoleon, and his sons will restore the crowns of Italy, Germany and Poland.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 09:01 PM (ZOv7s)

236 Was in a hospital waiting room and they were doing renovation. Had the waiting chairs against a temporary wall. Each chair had a greasy spot on the wall where the dreads, Pomade, Drippity-Do stained the wall. Yucccch!

Posted by: Oily To Bed at December 19, 2024 09:02 PM (G5+As)

237 Macross Zero still showing in my open orders.

Posted by: Robert at December 19, 2024 09:03 PM (xYBK4)

238 Trump will assume the throne of Napoleon, and his sons will restore the crowns of Italy, Germany and Poland.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

This could work

Posted by: Leka Miklos-Zogu I, Rightful King of All the Albanias at December 19, 2024 09:04 PM (xesY+)

239 Some times you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
Posted by: Miklos is looking at Darleen and handing her a Natty Daddy at December 19, 2024 08:59 PM (xesY+)
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Try a Colt 45 malt liquor. Works every time. Billy Dee said so.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 09:05 PM (ZOv7s)

240 There's more than one Albania?!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 19, 2024 09:07 PM (RIvkX)

241 He's such a good young man.

Prayers continue.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2024 09:07 PM (W/lyH)

242 Spincoming!!!

Sam Stein @samstein 4h
And there you have it. New bill removes funding for this bipartisan child cancer research program. $190 million -- a small drop comparatively -- is now gone. will need to be passed at some other point, if it can get passed at all.

Greg Price @greg_price11 3h
It’s the most Washington DC thing ever for these people to take something that would pass the House 435-0, stick it in the middle of a 1,500 page bill full of crap, and then say “you simply don’t know how governing works” when you ask why we can’t just pass it on its own.

This is precisely the ridiculous status quo of how appropriations work that President Trump was elected to stop.

Mark Hemingway @Heminator 4h
This is such BS gaslighting.

There's 1500 pages of indefensible pork and the process for how we got here is shameless and corrupt.

And they pick out one thing and scream and scream "bILliOnAiRes wOn'T fUnD caNcEr rEaSeaRcH!"

If it's good, pass it on its own.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 19, 2024 09:08 PM (hovnC)

243 Try a Colt 45 malt liquor. Works every time. Billy Dee said so.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Darleen has more refined tastes

*knocks back a Schlitz Malt Liquor*

Posted by: Look out for the Bull, Darleen at December 19, 2024 09:08 PM (xesY+)

244 He's such a good young man.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage
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Bummer on the VA delays. Sending well wishes your/his way.

Posted by: scampydog at December 19, 2024 09:09 PM (41CYW)

245 128 Whoopi Goldberg?
Posted by: Gref at December 19, 2024 08:05 PM (aBgBM)
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ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 08:07 PM (ZOv7s)
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Did Joy Behar ever look at Whoopie, front and back, before that tip about walking backwards when naked?

Posted by: Ciampino - Talking of droopy nates at December 19, 2024 09:10 PM (i0xsb)

246 There's more than one Albania?!
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I got Plans.

The arrogance of the Montenegrins is insufferable.

Posted by: Leka Miklos-Zogu I, Rightful King of All the Albanias at December 19, 2024 09:10 PM (xesY+)

247 But he's on vacation. So. It's demoralizing to him.

He's such a good young man.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Consider talking to the Patient Advocate at the VA. They *might* be able to expedite an authorization for outside treatment. It takes no real time or effort to find out, so worth a shot.

Posted by: Ganymede at December 19, 2024 09:12 PM (XeU6L)

248 Thanks y'all.

Piper, I could have done so much better.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 19, 2024 09:12 PM (mT+6a)

249 *knocks back a Schlitz Malt Liquor*
Posted by: Look out for the Bull, Darleen at December 19, 2024 09:08 PM (xesY+)
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Given your dynastic ambitions, might I suggest Little Kings Cream Ale?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 09:12 PM (ZOv7s)

250 I seem to recall having seen/read Sean Lennon was/had turned based...

Seán Ono Lennon @seanonolennon 5h
People complaining about @elonmusk 's influence never complained about Gates or Google or Soros or Bezos or Zuck... the list goes on.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 19, 2024 09:12 PM (hovnC)

251 Imagine that.

>>@EricLDaugh
·
>>2m
>>🚨 REPORT: House GOP considers breaking the spending bill into smaller pieces to pass individually instead of all-in-one - POLITICO

Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2024 09:14 PM (LkLld)

252 I saw Sean Lennon open for Ron DeSantis in 2024 at the HQ!

Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis 11h
The Left finds @elonmusk speaking out against a bloated spending bill to be a big problem…

…yet, when George Soros pours millions of dollars into electing leftist district attorneys who pledge to go easy on criminals, that is somehow democracy in action…

Make it make sense!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 19, 2024 09:14 PM (hovnC)

253 Robert
In the store, under Open Orders and Order History it is blank.

With PayPal, the same. When I ordered it there is no listing for the order.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 19, 2024 09:14 PM (ATOlV)

254 Greetings to Justine Trudeau.

https://tinyurl.com/3mpxamwm

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 19, 2024 09:14 PM (PMg+h)

255 Given your dynastic ambitions, might I suggest Little Kings Cream Ale?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Excellent suggestion.

But I have invested half of the Weekly Royal Exchequer in a few cases of Mickey's Big Mouths and some Genesee.

Posted by: Leka Miklos-Zogu I, Rightful King of All the Albanias, in celebratory mood at December 19, 2024 09:15 PM (xesY+)

256 Fuentes and I went to the same high school, albeit a few decades apart. I see the suspect is around the same age from Westchester which means he probably went to HS with him.

And then those poor people killed in Mahomet.

Flood it again, Lord.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 19, 2024 09:15 PM (YIxO9)

257 Leading Report @LeadingReport 42m
BREAKING: JD Vance says that Democrats just “voted to shut down the government.”

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 19, 2024 09:16 PM (hovnC)

258 Excellent suggestion.

But I have invested half of the Weekly Royal Exchequer in a few cases of Mickey's Big Mouths and some Genesee.
Posted by: Leka Miklos-Zogu I, Rightful King of All the Albanias, in celebratory mood at December 19, 2024 09:15 PM (xesY+)
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Suitemates in college had an end table made of Goebel beer cans linked together with a wooden top. The envy of the floor.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 09:17 PM (ZOv7s)

259 249 I think they should do the same thing when Trump is president - have a big announcement that there is special room for people upset about his policies.

Everyone is given a nice welcome, then shown to a door at the back of the room that leads to the parking lot. There, waiting for them, is a banker box with all their shit in it and their final check.
Posted by: El Mariachi
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Hall. You've got to have a hall way between the door at the back of the room and the exit door. Time each persons exit so that when he enters the hallway it is empty.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 19, 2024 09:18 PM (PMg+h)

260 Leading Report @LeadingReport 1h
BREAKING: List of Republicans who voted against the spending bill:

Biggs. Brecheen
Burchett, Burlison
Cammack, Cloud
Clyde, Crane
Curtis, Duncan
Fulcher, Good (VA)
Gosar, Harris
Hunt, Lamborn
Lesko, Lopez
Luttrell, Mace
Massie, McCormick
Mills, Mooney
Moore (UT), Moran
Norman, Ogles
Perry, Posey
Rosendale, Roy
Schweikert, Self
Spartz, Tiffany
Van Duyne

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 19, 2024 09:19 PM (hovnC)

261 257 Leading Report @LeadingReport 42m
BREAKING: JD Vance says that Democrats just “voted to shut down the government.”
Posted by: andycanuck
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Quick, Lock the door.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 19, 2024 09:20 PM (PMg+h)

262 Hall. You've got to have a hall way between the door at the back of the room and the exit door. Time each persons exit so that when he enters the hallway it is empty.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Where's the 100 foot drop?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 09:20 PM (ZOv7s)

263 With PayPal, the same. When I ordered it there is no listing for the order.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 19, 2024 09:14 PM (ATOlV)

Well that's just screwy. I mean I know if you use a card they'll ding the card with a preauth hold but that releases after a couple of days. PayPal is a bit different, right? Well, as long as you still have your money that's good.

See what customer service says. Sounds like they screwed something up. It's still available for order, at least.

Posted by: Robert at December 19, 2024 09:21 PM (xYBK4)

264 Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 19, 2024 09:19 PM (hovnC)

That’s half of them.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 19, 2024 09:21 PM (D6PGr)

265 The Fuentes-attempted, 3-people murderer escaped to a neighbour's house from Fuentes' where he killed two dogs as well.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 19, 2024 09:22 PM (hovnC)

266 >>That’s half of them.

That's last names. Count again.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2024 09:22 PM (LkLld)

267 The Fuentes-attempted, 3-people murderer escaped to a neighbour's house from Fuentes' where he killed two dogs as well.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 19, 2024 09:22 PM (hovnC)
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Wait, what?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 09:23 PM (ZOv7s)

268 So....it seems when the debacle of Afghanistan was going down, Biden didn't know much about it. when the chairman of the House Intel Committee (a Dem) tried to call and voice some concerns, the staff wouldn't put him through. When he mentioned something about it that was picked up by the NYT, Blinken calls him and rips him a new one. Biden calls the next day to apologize. This would be the only call this Representative would get from the.Prespin all 4 years of this administration.
Two thoughts: when the chairman of the HIC can't talk to the President, there's a huge problem;
It sure looks like Blinken was responsible for the 13 troops killed in the pullout, and in fact, the entire fu*kup, something i suspect back then.
Gawd I hate these people.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2024 09:24 PM (W/lyH)

269 Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis 11h
The Left finds @elonmusk speaking out against a bloated spending bill to be a big problem…

…yet, when George Soros pours millions of dollars into electing leftist district attorneys who pledge to go easy on criminals, that is somehow democracy in action…

Make it make sense!
Posted by: andycanuck (

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Easy,
The Dems are crooks, liars, and insane wrapped up in one political party.

That means whatever they say has little to do with reality nor what is good for the US.

Posted by: whig at December 19, 2024 09:27 PM (ctrM5)

270 256 Fuentes and I went to the same high school, albeit a few decades apart. I see the suspect is around the same age from Westchester which means he probably went to HS with him.

And then those poor people killed in Mahomet.

Flood it again, Lord.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 19, 2024 09:15 PM (YIxO9)
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Some online idiot started arguing when we said Mahomet is Central IL and not Southern IL as in the article. Heck it's north of Champaign!

Posted by: Ciampino - Talking of geography-challenged at December 19, 2024 09:28 PM (i0xsb)

271 It sure looks like Blinken was responsible for the 13 troops killed in the pullout, and in fact, the entire fu*kup, something i suspect back then.
Gawd I hate these people.
Posted by: Diogenes

I met Blinken when his father was ambassador to Hungary.

Was not impressed

Posted by: Miklos is easily amused, and he was a joke at December 19, 2024 09:28 PM (xesY+)

272 Gawd I hate these people.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2024 09:24 PM (W/lyH)
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It's worse than that, though. Not of the generals involved raised a peep of publish protest. None resigned in protest or because they felt they had failed to measure up.

One field-grade officer dared to raise his voice and they were on him like stink on shit.

Our senior officer corps is hopelessly corrupt and has zero moral fibre. They preach about their honor, but when the chips were down, they all looked longingly at their pensions and future contractor gigs and held their tongues.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 09:28 PM (ZOv7s)

273 Yeah I will see what CR does.

even did a screen cap from PayPal saying this is a temporary authorization from Right Stuf...

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 19, 2024 09:29 PM (ATOlV)

274 It sure looks like Blinken was responsible for the 13 troops killed in the pullout, and in fact, the entire fu*kup, something i suspect back then.
Gawd I hate these people.
Posted by: Diogenes
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And the Generals, do not forget DoD is knee deep in shit here as well. They were all fine and dandy with Milley calling the Chinese on the down low and DoD refusing to send troops in time on Jan 6 to smear Trump.

Frankly, we need to pare down the number of generals and admirals to something around the 1939 numbers along with their associated civilian contractors.

Posted by: whig at December 19, 2024 09:30 PM (ctrM5)

275 The Fuentes-attempted, 3-people murderer escaped to a neighbour's house from Fuentes' where he killed two dogs as well.
Posted by: andycanuck

So

An FBI connection and training

Posted by: Miklos is unsurprised at December 19, 2024 09:30 PM (xesY+)

276
Giorgia Meloni is going to be Empress of Mars.

From the way she and Elon have been looking at each other, she's gonna be Space Mama soon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 19, 2024 09:31 PM (w6EFb)

277 Wait, what?

Nicholas J. Fuentes @NickJFuentes 6h
The killer parked his car in front of my house and approached my door with his pistol drawn and what appears to be a crossbow. I was livestreaming at the time.

He rings the door bell, tries the doorknob and yells “yo Nick!”

Nicholas J. Fuentes @NickJFuentes 6h
Tragically, the gunman broke into a neighbors home to evade police & killed two of their dogs.

While heartbreaking, it could have been so unimaginably worse. God have mercy.

Doxing is not a game. This nihilistic lynch mob behavior must end before anyone else is killed.
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He was doxxed last week as well.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 19, 2024 09:31 PM (hovnC)

278 If you were on Mars in natural light, wouldn't it look like a moonless night here on Earth?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 19, 2024 09:31 PM (uKTuk)

279 Giorgia Meloni is going to be Empress of Mars.

From the way she and Elon have been looking at each other, she's gonna be Space Mama soon.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 19, 2024 09:31 PM (w6EFb)
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That would be a 5% increase in Italy's birth rate at this point.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 19, 2024 09:32 PM (ZOv7s)

280 Wife is a music teacher and she recoiled in horror at the Christmas program vid

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 19, 2024 09:32 PM (61AUJ)

281 Leading Report @LeadingReport 1h
BREAKING: List of Republicans who voted against the spending bill:

What was the most common rationale for a no vote?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 19, 2024 09:33 PM (xCA6C)

282 Cat in creche seems to have a Christ-complex...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 19, 2024 09:34 PM (ynpvh)

283 Our senior officer corps is hopelessly corrupt and has zero moral fibre. They preach about their honor, but when the chips were down, they all looked longingly at their pensions and future contractor gigs and held their tongues.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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The louder they spoke of their honor, the more I think of their treacherous activities like the whole Fat Leonard escapades, their dishonest Covid craveness up to Darth Austin, and their nauseous blatherings on DIE that do nothing other than destroy unit capabilities and cohesion.

Posted by: whig at December 19, 2024 09:34 PM (ctrM5)

284 281. Rating the debt ceiling.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 19, 2024 09:34 PM (WD8iB)

285 Raising, stupid autocorrect.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 19, 2024 09:34 PM (WD8iB)

286 I see that both of the AL senators (Britt, and Tuberville) were not listed as voting 'no'. They generally have good sense, woder what happened.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 19, 2024 09:36 PM (MsrgL)

287 It's worse than that, though. Not of the generals involved raised a peep of publish protest. None resigned in protest or because they felt they had failed to measure up.

One field-grade officer dared to raise his voice and they were on him like stink on shit.
***

Concur.
At the end of Desert Storm my unit got stuck running the ports and the return of forces to the States and back to Germany. An annoying extra two months on the deployment while the port troops got into place and we could.leave. (We were an artillery unit). Once we were set up, it was remarkably easy. We had a plan, the military ran it, the civilians stayed out of the way.
As I watched Afghanistan unfold, I knew early on it was screwed.
Yeah, some generals needed to fall on their swords.on this.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2024 09:36 PM (W/lyH)

288 #257 And a longer quote:

Breaking911 @Breaking911 39m
VP-ELECT VANCE: “The Democrats just voted to shutdown the government, even though we had a clean CR.”

“They would rather shut down the government & fight for global censorship bullshit. They’ve asked for a shutdown.”

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 19, 2024 09:36 PM (hovnC)

289 268 So....it seems when the debacle of Afghanistan was going down, Biden didn't know much about it. when the chairman of the House Intel Committee (a Dem) tried to call and voice some concerns, the staff wouldn't put him through. When he mentioned something about it that was picked up by the NYT, Blinken calls him and rips him a new one. Biden calls the next day to apologize. This would be the only call this Representative would get from the.Prespin all 4 years of this administration.
Two thoughts: when the chairman of the HIC can't talk to the President, there's a huge problem;
It sure looks like Blinken was responsible for the 13 troops killed in the pullout, and in fact, the entire fu*kup, something i suspect back then.
Gawd I hate these people.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2024 09:24 PM (W/lyH)

Blinken would be in way over his diplomatic and managerial skill levels as the number 3 man in our embassy in Lichtenstein. Jake Sullivan would be in way over his skill level as Assistant Deputy Associate National Security Advisor for Sharpening Pencils in the Situation Room.

Posted by: Gref at December 19, 2024 09:37 PM (aBgBM)

290 Alyssa Mercante doxx'd Smash JT 'legally' by listing his address in the lawsuit she is pursing against him.

Strangely Alyssea's address has been redacted.

One of the more ludicrous things she is suing Smash for is the concept of 'stochastic terrorism.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 19, 2024 09:37 PM (ATOlV)

291 >> If you were on Mars in natural light, wouldn't it look like a moonless night here on Earth?

Yes, it does. I think someone mentioned this above, but that was one of Richard Hoagland's conspiracy theories, that NASA purposefully "turned up the red" to make the Viking photos look more reddish and alien.

The non-conspiracy answer is that getting the color balance right, how it would look to a human eye, is difficult.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 19, 2024 09:37 PM (w6EFb)

292 281 Leading Report @LeadingReport 1h
BREAKING: List of Republicans who voted against the spending bill:

What was the most common rationale for a no vote?
Posted by: Archimedes
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Lots of games within games going on. To external viewers, voting on the Hill with narrow margins is a black box. Wait for insider leaks and hot takes tomorrow or so.

Thing is, there is no emergency for a government shutdown, the reaching of the debt limit is only slightly more concerning.

After the whole Budget Guidance legislation passed in 1974, there were multiple 'shutdowns' that no one noticed because Congress simply could not pass its bills on time. Federal fiscal year used to run to June 30th and was extended to Oct because of this fault.

Twas not until GHWB etc. that the showdowns became highly covered and that was because it was just before the First Gulf War kicked off and the Dems demanded GHWB fall on his sword by raising taxes so the Dem controlled Congress in 1992 could spend more and GHWB could kick off his Gulf War.

Posted by: whig at December 19, 2024 09:38 PM (ctrM5)

293 Gal Gadot, Empress of Mars

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 19, 2024 09:39 PM (ATOlV)

294 >>I met Blinken when his father was ambassador to Hungary.

>>Was not impressed

One of the advantages of living in a small state is you tend to run into everyone including politicians or at least you know people who have. Jack Reed lives in my neighborhood and my best friend went to high school with Sheldon Whitehouse's wife and knows him from social circles.

Most people in DC are incredibly average at best. AOC almost won one of the most powerful committee chairs in the House for Democrats.

Smart, impressive people in DC are the exception and they are few and far between.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2024 09:39 PM (LkLld)

295 Breaking911 @Breaking911 26m
DIDDY PARTY?! Luigi Mangione is reportedly now in the SAME prison block as Diddy in Brooklyn.

One of Mangione’s high-profile lawyers is Karen Friedman Agnifilo, the wife of Diddy’s attorney.

Do they sell baby oil in the commissary?

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 19, 2024 09:40 PM (hovnC)

296 Englishman to Frenchman, "You fight for money! We fight for honour!"

Frenchman to Englishman, "We both fight for what we lack."

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 19, 2024 09:40 PM (ATOlV)

297 Rearing?
Posted by: Heavy Meta

No, that can't be it.
-- Buttigig

Posted by: Tonypete at December 19, 2024 09:41 PM (WXNFJ)

298 I met Blinken when his father was ambassador to Hungary.

Was not impressed
Posted by: Miklos is easily amused, and he was a joke at December 19, 2024 09:28 PM (xesY+)
***

Heh.
I had a meeting at the Embassy there in '97 and the Army attache was an old friend. He was chuckling about Monica being on the country clearance list for a clinton visit.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2024 09:41 PM (W/lyH)

299 If you were on Mars in natural light, wouldn't it look like a moonless night here on Earth?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 19, 2024 09:31 PM (uKTuk)

No. It is not as bright, but not that dark.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2024 09:42 PM (D7oie)

300 Earth, as seen from Mars.

Relative size of sun as seen from different planets:
https://ourplnt.com/apparent-size-sun-planets/

Note that the Sun don't really shine on Uranus...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 19, 2024 09:42 PM (ynpvh)

301 Jeffrey Sachs. "This is not an attack by Putin on Ukraine,in the way we are told everyday". Fascinating. Watch and share:

https://tinyurl.com/mufab6py

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 19, 2024 09:44 PM (PMg+h)

302 286 I see that both of the AL senators (Britt, and Tuberville) were not listed as voting 'no'. They generally have good sense, woder what happened.
Posted by: BifBewalski
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CR bill was in the House this week. Schumer, as typical, has not done jack shit in the Senate so that the House GOP could immolate itself.

If the Senate can do the shell bills for all sorts of things like Obamacare, then they can do this for a CR. Thing is, they are waiting for the House Speaker and GOP idiots to cave first to prevent a 'shutdown' when the Fedgov shuts down for the weekend anyway and then a holiday.

Essential services are maintained in a shutdown and anyway Biden is in the WH and Schumer in the Senate. They can jolly well fall on their swords to pass anything.

My guess is another very short term CR kicking the ball until after Christmas on Friday from the House. Then the pressure is on the Senate.

Posted by: whig at December 19, 2024 09:45 PM (ctrM5)

303 296 Englishman to Frenchman, "You fight for money! We fight for honour!"

Frenchman to Englishman, "We both fight for what we lack."

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 19, 2024 09:40 PM (ATOlV)

Other countries: "The French fight?"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 19, 2024 09:46 PM (ynpvh)

304 Smart, impressive people in DC are the exception and they are few and far between.

Posted by: JackStraw
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Smart, impressive people can make money somewhere else. The mediocrities in DC can only do so via grafting and insider trading.

Posted by: whig at December 19, 2024 09:46 PM (ctrM5)

305 #272 Jerry Dunleavy IV @JerryDunleavy 3h
A reminder that Mark Milley was a willing & public participant in the scandalous cover-up of Biden’s lack of physical & mental fitness for the job of the presidency.

[quote] 60 Minutes
Gen. Mark Milley asked about President Biden’s age
Watch 60 Minutes Sundays on @CBS, or anytime on @paramountplus and https://cbsn.ws/34D1mLY

Jerry Dunleavy IV @JerryDunleavy 3h
Milley’s ridiculous quote below 👇

Jerry Dunleavy IV @JerryDunleavy 3h
Mark Milley on 60 Minutes in October 2023 (when asked about it, the then-Chairman of the Joint Chiefs said he wouldn’t weigh in on Biden’s physical & mental health, but… then did just that): “I meet frequently with the President [Biden], and every single time I meet with him he is just fine… Alert. Sound. Does his homework. Reads the papers. Reads all the read-ahead material. And he is very very engaging in issues of very serious matters of war and peace and life and death. So if the American people are worried about an individual who is making decisions of war & peace, you know, makes the decisions of nuclear weapons and that sort of thing, I think they can rest easy.”

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 19, 2024 09:47 PM (hovnC)

306 287 It's worse than that, though. Not of the generals involved raised a peep of publish protest. None resigned in protest or because they felt they had failed to measure up.

One field-grade officer dared to raise his voice and they were on him like stink on shit.
***

Concur.
At the end of Desert Storm my unit got stuck running the ports and the return of forces to the States and back to Germany. An annoying extra two months on the deployment while the port troops got into place and we could.leave. (We were an artillery unit). Once we were set up, it was remarkably easy. We had a plan, the military ran it, the civilians stayed out of the way.
As I watched Afghanistan unfold, I knew early on it was screwed.
Yeah, some generals needed to fall on their swords.on this.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2024 09:36 PM (W/lyH)

screw falling on his sword; firing squad seems more appropriate.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 19, 2024 09:48 PM (ynpvh)

307 This twitter exposure of Congress' bills is scaring them. How are you supposed to run a Democracy if the people keep getting involved?!

Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2024 09:48 PM (uAczH)

308 Oh, btw, those planning to buy some new TP Link routers better hurry. Fed Gov is worried about those being an attack vector from China and is considering banning their importation.

Posted by: whig at December 19, 2024 09:48 PM (ctrM5)

309 Earth, as seen from Mars.

Relative size of sun as seen from different planets:
https://ourplnt.com/apparent-size-sun-planets/

Note that the Sun don't really shine on Uranus...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 19, 2024 09:42 PM (ynpvh)
***

Explains why my sergeants were always trying to blow sunshine up the First Sergeant's ass.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2024 09:49 PM (W/lyH)

310 screw falling on his sword; firing squad seems more appropriate.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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No can do. The ammo was sent to Ukraine.

Posted by: whig at December 19, 2024 09:49 PM (ctrM5)

311 One of Mangione’s high-profile lawyers is Karen Friedman Agnifilo

Careful She may have the weather machine.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 19, 2024 09:49 PM (mH6SG)

312 This is Rosa DeLauro. During Biden's first 2 years as POTUS she was the chair of the House Appropriations Committee, one of the most powerful committees in Congress.

This is DC.

https://tinyurl.com/2hteemen

Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2024 09:51 PM (LkLld)

313 Yeah I won't post this image Tensor generated.

Prompt is - Impressionism, 4K, HDR, medium_shot, looking_towards_viewer. Style of Degas. Christmas cute_girl ballet practicing on bar with other girls

So yeah center of shot is a cute little girl in a pale pink ballet dress with arm on bar and Tensor draws in pink panties.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 19, 2024 09:51 PM (ATOlV)

314 307 This twitter exposure of Congress' bills is scaring them. How are you supposed to run a Democracy if the people keep getting involved?!
Posted by: t-bird
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The old joke in academia comes to mind.

Professors would think life at a uni would be grand if there were no students nor administrators. Students thought life would be terrific with no professors or administrators to make life difficult. Administrators felt the world would be a much better place without students nor faculty.

Politicians think things would be just dandy with No voters.

Posted by: whig at December 19, 2024 09:51 PM (ctrM5)

315 JFC Trump is now attacking Chip Roy for complaining about the new CR bill adding to the deficit. How many of you think Trump read it?

Posted by: ryukyu at December 19, 2024 09:52 PM (z/gEl)

316 trump read it

roy acted the ass

I've had my fill of these fake fuckers in congress

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 19, 2024 09:52 PM (Pv3Rg)

317 How many of you think Trump read it?

Did you?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 19, 2024 09:53 PM (mH6SG)

318
My guess is another very short term CR kicking the ball until after Christmas on Friday from the House. Then the pressure is on the Senate.

Posted by: whig

Thanks, man. Coming into the middleman the conversation, is definitely a weakness on my part. Didn't realize that it was still in the house.

*goes back and looks for Dale Strong*

He voted yes. So did six other AL congress critters in the house. Sounds like some people need some questions.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 19, 2024 09:54 PM (MsrgL)

319 313
So yeah center of shot is a cute little girl in a pale pink ballet dress with arm on bar and Tensor draws in pink panties.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 19, 2024 09:51 PM (ATOlV)

I would not suggest adding "no panties" to the prompt.

Posted by: Sham Official Review at December 19, 2024 09:55 PM (Q0QOs)

320 JFC Trump is now attacking Chip Roy for complaining about the new CR bill adding to the deficit. How many of you think Trump read it?
Posted by: ryukyu at December 19, 2024 09:52 PM (z/gEl)
~~~~~

Chip Roy is asshoe.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 19, 2024 09:55 PM (3ImbR)

321 roy acted the ass

Send in the bill
Get smacked in the tush
Send the CR
Lose like Jeb Bush
You'll be surprised, you're doing The DC Fake

Posted by: gKWVE at December 19, 2024 09:56 PM (gKWVE)

322 Okay, I need to ditch this sock before the ONT.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 19, 2024 09:56 PM (Q0QOs)

323 Got dumb Dateline on in the background, and this commercial from Feeding America is constantly playing. They are bragging about their new 100k sq.ft. storage building.

Shitload of Corp speak and buzzwords, including the godless-commie codeword "collectively".

Looked them up, checked out their 990.
They took in $4.3 BILLION last year, most of it in in-kind donations (i.e. food).

One "person" donated $1.1b in food, apparently.
(I am wondering if this would be a privately owned business.)

The bigwigs that run the place make at least a quarter million a year, with one person raking in $900k.

At least it appears that gubmint entities are not handing them money.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 19, 2024 09:57 PM (ufFY8)

324 Chip Roy is a pos.

Posted by: steevy at December 19, 2024 09:57 PM (KQk9m)

325 Trump needs to fucking do something to avert this shutdown

Last time it happened millions of people died

Volcanoes erupted, earthquakes…. quaked

40 years of plague and darkness

Dogs and cats living together

Mass hysteria

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at December 19, 2024 09:57 PM (HYKHz)

326 United Healthcare killing, acceptable/unacceptable by age:

https://tinyurl.com/y6pjc8wd

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 19, 2024 09:57 PM (PMg+h)

327 Grok read it and printed out the important parts. It was all over X yesterday afternoon.

There's a benefit to having one of the richest and smartest guys on the planet on your team.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2024 09:58 PM (LkLld)

328 20 lbs of cat is a lot of cat.
Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2024 08:10 PM (iziT

Our Maine Coons have weighed in the neighborhood of 18 to 20 pounds. The males can reach 25 pounds. Big, goofy kitties.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 19, 2024 10:00 PM (iODuv)

329 As I watched Afghanistan unfold, I knew early on it was screwed.
Yeah, some generals needed to fall on their swords.on this.
Posted by: Diogenes

FUBAR as soon as State Dept (Bremmer ?) put in charge of it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 19, 2024 10:00 PM (/lPRQ)

330 I came across a 15-20 something pound cat once in my life and thought it was a good idea to try picking it up

I chose… poorly

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at December 19, 2024 10:01 PM (HYKHz)

331 Zuul, "the form of the destructor has been chosen!"

Nancy, "my mind was a blank! Chuck?"

Schumer, "Yea."

Nancy, "Hillary?"

Hillary, "I couldn't help it."

Schumer, "AAaaahhhhh!!!! It's Trump!!!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 19, 2024 10:01 PM (ATOlV)

332 ONT nood

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 19, 2024 10:02 PM (hovnC)

333 315 JFC Trump is now attacking Chip Roy for complaining about the new CR bill adding to the deficit. How many of you think Trump read it?
Posted by: ryukyu
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Roy is a low rent version of Eyepatch McCain that bloviates like Foghorn Leghorn. Dude supported the impeachment of Paxton as AG which is a sign of a Establishment pos.

Posted by: whig at December 19, 2024 10:03 PM (ctrM5)

334 The fact that the GOP was going to try to cram the fat CR turd sandwich down the American Peoples throats on their way out the door, tells you all you need to know about them.

They’re all disgusting POS.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 19, 2024 10:03 PM (XV/Pl)

335 Thanks, man. Coming into the middleman the conversation, is definitely a weakness on my part. Didn't realize that it was still in the house.

*goes back and looks for Dale Strong*

He voted yes. So did six other AL congress critters in the house. Sounds like some people need some questions.

Posted by: BifBewalski

Failure theater is a thing. That being said, as I said upthread, this was under suspension of the rules requiring 2/3rds majority to pass. Without the goodies, the Dems were not going to vote for it.

Last I heard, some version of the CR would go through Rules Cmte and then it can go on the floor only requiring a majority vote.

Posted by: whig at December 19, 2024 10:05 PM (ctrM5)

336 >>Roy is a low rent version of Eyepatch McCain that bloviates like Foghorn Leghorn. Dude supported the impeachment of Paxton as AG which is a sign of a Establishment pos.

He didn't vote for Trump's impeachment but he said it was justified.

He's a poseur in the Cornyn tradition. For all the talk about Texas they have some of the least Impressive representatives for a so called conservative state.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2024 10:05 PM (LkLld)

337 United Healthcare killing, acceptable/unacceptable by age:

https://tinyurl.com/y6pjc8wd
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 19, 2024 09:57 PM (PMg+h)

The neighbor's girl is in her twenties. She can't get a job that works more than 35 hours in a week because the state would require her employer to provide insurance. If she gets a second job she has to juggle the two schedules. She never gets OT. She needs help from her mom to own a car. She can't afford an apartment on her own much less consider buying a house. She cannot afford health care so she is on Oregon Health Plan, and does not have a doctor, just someone assigned. She spent her senior year in school in a mask. She already has student debt.

I am surprised more don't want to kill someone.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2024 10:05 PM (D7oie)

338 334 The fact that the GOP was going to try to cram the fat CR turd sandwich down the American Peoples throats on their way out the door, tells you all you need to know about them.

They’re all disgusting POS.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Pretty much with a very few exceptions.

Posted by: whig at December 19, 2024 10:06 PM (ctrM5)

339 Willowed already, but, I know a fellow (lt. Col., Ret) who was an United States European Command (EUCOM) officer. A month or two ago he began vociferously defending Tim Walz as 'a man of honor'. I was struck dumb.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2024 10:11 PM (XeU6L)

340 Roy is a low rent version of Eyepatch McCain that bloviates like Foghorn Leghorn. Dude supported the impeachment of Paxton as AG which is a sign of a Establishment pos.
Posted by: whig at December 19, 2024 10:03 PM (ctrM5)

Well fuck. All I have seen he was a deficit hawk. Thanks.

Posted by: ryukyu at December 19, 2024 10:18 PM (z/gEl)

341 Mike Pence @Mike_Pence 7h
Congressman Chip Roy is one of the most principled conservatives in Washington DC and people across this country are grateful for his stand against runaway federal spending. We just can’t keep piling trillions in debt on our children and grandchildren. Thank You @RepChipRoy!

Jack Poso @JackPosobiec 1h
And there it is

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 19, 2024 11:18 PM (hovnC)

342 I love the sound of breaking glass

https://tinyurl.com/2jpavm5v

Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2024 11:29 PM (LkLld)

343 "Spank them like the bad girls they are"
'Tucker Carlson closing remark at TP Amfest AZ 2024

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 19, 2024 11:36 PM (wDJaI)

344 Seriously though...why do we have HD footage of Pluto, Jupiter, and Mars, but every moon video is shot through a potato??

Posted by: Phil at December 19, 2024 11:39 PM (gP8ie)

345 I believe that Mars was run by Democrats and Environmentalists Millions of years ago............

Posted by: Franklin Mason at December 20, 2024 12:13 AM (UYPBJ)

346 Elon is getting national attention for shutting down the latest omnibus bill. That's all well and good but I remember when Hot Air and colors via Michelle Malkin shut down congressional actions multiple times.. I miss Michelle. The hardest working woman in the blog business. I love that chick!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 20, 2024 03:14 AM (wDJaI)

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