Good Boy Birthday Party Cafe

A bunch of adorable dogs in their Halloween costumes.

Rescuing a poor owl who got buried in manure and whose feathers were too filthy to fly. Now he's a clean and happy bird.

Going out to dinner with your big giant awkward dog.

Ginger Baker puppy.

So many cute dogs.

Otter pup makes its first squeak. Unfortunately it's an evil river otter and must therefore be euthanized.

She's a Two-Face, Jerry.

Dog can't wait to check out his new toy.

There must be a big racoon in this dumpster.

Mama donkey is proud of her newborn.

The cutest little luggage.

Inman:

Customer leaves store, then comes back in to deal with knifepoint robber. In NYC, he'd already be in Rikers.

Street justice compilation, which includes a surprise.

BLM activist steals phone from elderly victim then leads cops on high speed car chase. Of course she cries racism as she's arrested. MAJOR DISAPPOINTMENT as there is no Ludacris Cam despite the pit maneuver being used. Just want to brace you for that betrayal.

Also no Ludacris Cam here, but there should be.

They went after him 2-on-one. They should have brought more guys.

Bear f's around with a string and finds out.

Are you one of us..🐕☃️😅 pic.twitter.com/CYR8mR8Jt4
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) December 18, 2024

Just a bear family vacation! pic.twitter.com/AfgD6XhNru
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) December 18, 2024

This is an oldie but worth a re-visit:

This Adorable dog loves watching horse racing. So adorable

Credit @viralhog on IG pic.twitter.com/jilN0R5f1g
— Puppies 🐶 (@PuppiesIover) December 17, 2024

Happy 2 year birthday to Yuno pic.twitter.com/xE16aoEnaC
— Puppies 🐶 (@PuppiesIover) December 17, 2024

Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM

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1 first!

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at December 18, 2024 07:31 PM (sMkAM)

2 heh heh

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at December 18, 2024 07:32 PM (sMkAM)

3 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2024 07:32 PM (fwDg9)

4 Soooo ... vhat shall vee talk about?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 18, 2024 07:32 PM (Dm8we)

5 Willowed:

The LA deputy mayor for public safety was put on leave after the government was notified the FBI raided his home for "allegedly" making bomb threats.

public safety

bomb threats

Posted by: banana Dream at December 18, 2024 07:33 PM (Y6IkP)

6 I'm so proud you recognize river otters are nasty, aggressive, evil creatures, ace.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 18, 2024 07:34 PM (jrfOX)

7
Hey.

Yo.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2024 07:35 PM (dxSpM)

8 Next time they invite that little sellout, Johnson to a Trump event, they should make him sit at the kids table. Little bitch.

Posted by: Vengeance at December 18, 2024 07:35 PM (Tckfm)

9 That dog cleans up big at the betting window.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2024 07:35 PM (bLaAy)

10 Smart ~~Military~~ Cute Puppy Blog.

Posted by: zombie at December 18, 2024 07:36 PM (pMi6S)

11 Too old to ever have a puppy or kitten again but damn they are so cute.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2024 07:36 PM (XTmTf)

12 >>>Rescuing a poor owl who got buried in manure and whose feathers were too filthy to fly.

You know, you're not supposed to stand under a cow when they're doing that. Unless you're that Boulder Toilet Hobo guy.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 18, 2024 07:38 PM (klJTj)

13 Lots of Ludacris Cam action. I approve.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 18, 2024 07:39 PM (ZOv7s)

14 PETZZZZ

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 18, 2024 07:39 PM (Wx316)

15 thx Ace!

moar puppers & doggos!

"the better angels of our nature"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 18, 2024 07:40 PM (cY18j)

16 Puppy videos are too adorable

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2024 07:40 PM (fwDg9)

17 I saw today on Lotus Eaters an American woman in Germany was groped on a train and pulled a knife on him "accidentally" killed him. Ofc she is up o charges for defending herself from a savage

Posted by: steevy at December 18, 2024 07:42 PM (KQk9m)

18
Miss Dot (CH Soyara's Crowning Glory) is out of season and got a bath just before the cold front came through. She's now in training to be a house dog like her niece Diana.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2024 07:43 PM (dxSpM)

19 BLM activist steals phone from elderly victim then leads cops on high speed car chase. Of course she cries racism as she's arrested. MAJOR DISAPPOINTMENT as there is no Ludacris Cam despite the pit maneuver being used. Just want to brace you for that betrayal.
---
He's using the "CHiPs" theme, so I'll allow it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 18, 2024 07:44 PM (ZOv7s)

20 You know, you're not supposed to stand under a cow when they're doing that. Unless you're that Boulder Toilet Hobo guy.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

Say "Vas?"

-- German Morons

Posted by: Tonypete at December 18, 2024 07:45 PM (WXNFJ)

21 I think people really underestimate how much of an easy light snack they'd be for a big brown bear. We're all mobile granola bars and the only reason you haven't been munched on is you're very far away from a hungry bear.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 18, 2024 07:45 PM (Y6IkP)

22 There must be a big racoon in this dumpster.

Out. Of. Control.

Also, that quote about not having bear-proof dumpsters in Yellowstone because there's an overlap between the smartest bear and the dumbest tourist.

Posted by: mikeski at December 18, 2024 07:46 PM (DgGvY)

23 It just the Bear necessaries
The simple Bear necessaries
Don't think about your worries and your strife

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2024 07:46 PM (fwDg9)

24 >>> 21 I think people really underestimate how much of an easy light snack they'd be for a big brown bear. We're all mobile granola bars and the only reason you haven't been munched on is you're very far away from a hungry bear.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 18, 2024 07:45 PM (Y6IkP)

Sometimes they're hungry for other things.

Posted by: Kayak Karen at December 18, 2024 07:47 PM (KcwUg)

25 Hadrian, you will get this. During one extensive foal watch one of the Wolfhounds was sharing the couch with me until she decide to stretch and pushed me off onto the floor.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2024 07:47 PM (XTmTf)

26 Biden Admin Cuts $15B Lame Duck Loan For Bankrupt California Utility

Talk about a deceptive headline... they did not cut the loan, the cut the CHECK... they F'n gave the loan, but the headline reads like they did not.

Posted by: Chicago, the music group not shithole city at December 18, 2024 07:47 PM (QAkQ3)

27 How many Childrin of Coler will go hungry and die because of this and Trump is not even the Dictator of the USA yet ?

This bothers us deeply........

Under Pressure from Trump, Musk, GOP Scraps Spending Bill

Posted by: Franklin Stein at December 18, 2024 07:48 PM (9EViy)

28 I better turn this off and get some sleep
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2024 07:48 PM (fwDg9)

29 I think people really underestimate how much of an easy light snack they'd be for a big brown bear. We're all mobile granola bars and the only reason you haven't been munched on is you're very far away from a hungry bear.
Posted by: banana Dream

You can't even fight back, without Samuel Colt's help. The bear won't even bother to kill you first. He'll just knock you down and eat your liver while you're still alive.

Posted by: mikeski at December 18, 2024 07:49 PM (DgGvY)

30 No way would I be that close to a Brown Bear Mom and her cubs.

Posted by: Big Penguin Lackey at December 18, 2024 07:49 PM (G5+As)

31 You can't even fight back, without Samuel Colt's help. The bear won't even bother to kill you first. He'll just knock you down and eat your liver while you're still alive.
Posted by: mikeski at December 18, 2024 07:49 PM (DgGvY)
Just like The Walking Dead.

Posted by: Eromero at December 18, 2024 07:51 PM (LHPAg)

32 The LA deputy mayor for public safety was put on leave after the government was notified the FBI raided his home for "allegedly" making bomb threats.

public safety

bomb threats
Posted by: banana Dream

* facepalm *

Posted by: the boy who cried "wolf" at December 18, 2024 07:52 PM (DgGvY)

33 Uh oh...flesh eating squirrels that hunt voles have been documented for the first time. I guess that puts them in the same category as housecats: if they ever happened to grow larger than humans, they would hunt and eat us, no problem.

https://tinyurl.com/5n95bhce

Global warming is to blame somehow, I know it! Give me a nice cushy NSF grant to prove it. Shove the money into the CR bill, since congress thinks they should pay for everything.

Posted by: LizLem at December 18, 2024 07:52 PM (Eng1Z)

34

"The owl came to the SPCA's Wildlife Department for help"

It's a good thing he knew where it was.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 18, 2024 07:52 PM (63Dwl)

35 Speaker Johnson's close association with penguins is cause for alarm. It indicates their mephitic migration has extended thru the Carolinas and Virginia, thru Washington DC, and will soon move into Massachusetts and maybe even Rhode Island.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at December 18, 2024 07:53 PM (vFG9F)

36 No way would I be that close to a Brown Bear Mom and her cubs.
Posted by: Big Penguin Lackey

It's weird, around here we have black momma bears all over the place. They are calm as hell, even when their cubs are with them and they walk through yards and up and down the streets. Some folks have become used to them and we haven't had any incidents.

Yet.

I won't be one though.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 18, 2024 07:53 PM (WXNFJ)

37 Idiot USFS/state should relocate that bear family. It’s all so unnecessary and dangerous.

Posted by: 13times at December 18, 2024 07:55 PM (A7kpb)

38
Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2024 07:47 PM (XTmTf)

__________

Well, I was sitting in my recliner, Dot was schnubbling in my lap, Diana came over and Dot snapped at her. Both got banished to their crates for unacceptable behavior.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2024 07:55 PM (dxSpM)

39 32 The LA deputy mayor for public safety was put on leave after the government was notified the FBI raided his home for "allegedly" making bomb threats.

Jamaal Bowman was a former school principal who turned in a phony fire alarm in Congress. It's the major reason he is back to being a private citizen, though he should be in jail.

Posted by: Our Betters at December 18, 2024 07:56 PM (G5+As)

40 Hadrian, you will get this. During one extensive foal watch one of the Wolfhounds was sharing the couch with me until she decide to stretch and pushed me off onto the floor.
Posted by: Ben Had
________

I've had Great Danes. Definitely get that.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 18, 2024 07:56 PM (Dm8we)

41
I wouldn't share that much space with a bear.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at December 18, 2024 07:57 PM (T3es0)

42
It's weird, around here we have black momma bears all over the place. They are calm as hell, even when their cubs are with them and they walk through yards and up and down the streets. Some folks have become used to them and we haven't had any incidents.

Yet.

I won't be one though.
Posted by: Tonypete

===============

As I understand it, black bears are not people-eaters. Grizzlies are the grisly ones.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at December 18, 2024 07:58 PM (T3es0)

43 You can't even fight back, without Samuel Colt's help. The bear won't even bother to kill you first. He'll just knock you down and eat your liver while you're still alive.

Posted by: mikeski at December 18, 2024 07:49 PM (DgGvY)
++++

There was that story out of Russia about a teen who called her mom while she was getting eaten by a grizzly. Said it hurt.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 18, 2024 07:58 PM (klJTj)

44 Biff, a fellow big dog big paw lover.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2024 08:00 PM (XTmTf)

45 35 Speaker Johnson's close association with penguins is cause for alarm. It indicates their mephitic migration has extended thru the Carolinas and Virginia, thru Washington DC, and will soon move into Massachusetts and maybe even Rhode Island.
Posted by: Penguin Facts

First reason I've found to support him. Thanks!

Posted by: Penguin Pete at December 18, 2024 08:00 PM (G5+As)

46 The LA deputy mayor for public safety was put on leave after the government was notified the FBI raided his home for "allegedly" making bomb threats.

public safety

bomb threats
Posted by: banana Dream at December 18, 2024 07:33 PM (Y6IkP)
________________________________

Any details on this...because that seemed to be the trend on cabinet nominees about two weeks ago. Also, I seem to recall that Marjorie Taylor Green had some sort of bogus threat called in leading to a responding police officer accidentally killing a woman in an accident on the way there.

Posted by: Orson at December 18, 2024 08:02 PM (dIske)

47 There was that story out of Russia about a teen who called her mom while she was getting eaten by a grizzly. Said it hurt.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 18, 2024 07:58 PM (klJTj)
Dayum.

Posted by: Eromero at December 18, 2024 08:02 PM (LHPAg)

48 Horrified mother listened as her daughter described being EATEN by bears: Dying teenager gave hour-long commentary by phone, saying 'Mum, it's agony... she brought her cubs...they're eating me'
Daily Mail Online
https://is.gd/bfD2QX

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 18, 2024 08:02 PM (klJTj)

49 This Adorable dog loves watching horse racing.

I laughed so hard. The doggo recognized "they're at the post" and his little stubby tail went crazy. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 18, 2024 08:02 PM (mH6SG)

50 Urgent warning: dogs ill and dying from popular medication - Librela from Zoetis. Story in Daily Mail

Posted by: Mrs JTB at December 18, 2024 08:02 PM (yTvNw)

51 Wrapped my first 2 presents.

I'm exhausted.

Posted by: jsg at December 18, 2024 08:03 PM (xboI+)

52 Biff, a fellow big dog big paw lover.
Posted by: Ben Had
_________

And broken heart survivor. They just don't live long enough. None of mine made it to ten.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 18, 2024 08:03 PM (Dm8we)

53 6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv 20h
#REPORT: 58-year-old grandfather from Virginia has died after a bear shot in a tree fell on him while hunting.

https://tinyurl.com/3vjmrsmx

https://tinyurl.com/2b2dx8d4

photos of the man; R.I.P.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 18, 2024 08:03 PM (hovnC)

54 Uh oh...flesh eating squirrels that hunt voles have been documented for the first time. I guess that puts them in the same category as housecats: if they ever happened to grow larger than humans, they would hunt and eat us, no problem.

https://tinyurl.com/5n95bhce

Global warming is to blame somehow, I know it! Give me a nice cushy NSF grant to prove it. Shove the money into the CR bill, since congress thinks they should pay for everything.
Posted by: LizLem at December 18, 2024 07:52 PM (Eng1Z)

Friend of mine feeds squirrels on his porch. He used to have a cat, and the cat and some of the squirrels would go on hunts for mice in the yard, with the squirrels being the beaters and the cat doing the pounce and kill. She didn't like mice to eat so the squirrels would haul the dead mice off into the shrubbery.
Grey squirrels have been noted to eat eggs and nestlings in the spring.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 18, 2024 08:04 PM (D7oie)

55 Deep in the boonies of Alberta Canada - while headed for a remote fishing lodge - we watched an angry momma grizzly tear apart a camp trailer looking for food. We moved on.

Posted by: 13times at December 18, 2024 08:07 PM (ZtM79)

56
Urgent warning: dogs ill and dying from popular medication - Librela from Zoetis. Story in Daily Mail
Posted by: Mrs JTB at December 18, 2024 08:02 PM (yTvNw)

__________

All we give is TriHeart once a month.

We took Dan off the Purina Skin and Coat dry food to give him the (monstrously expensive) prescription kibble for his kidney issues. He now has gunk in his ears that he hasn't had in ages.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2024 08:08 PM (dxSpM)

57 No way I would read about the bear eating the girl. I'd never sleep again.

Posted by: Eromero at December 18, 2024 08:08 PM (LHPAg)

58 Hadrian, why don't you use ivermectin for heartworm prevention?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2024 08:09 PM (XTmTf)

59 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at December 18, 2024 08:11 PM (v6JzV)

60 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at December 18, 2024 08:12 PM (qsAjL)

61
Hadrian, why don't you use ivermectin for heartworm prevention?
Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2024 08:09 PM (XTmTf)

__________

Her Majesty is the brains of the household, but I understand TriHeart gives broader coverage.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2024 08:12 PM (dxSpM)

62 Has it been mentioned yet that Johnson is considering withdrawing that horrid monstrosity of a “continuing resolution?”

Posted by: Bulg at December 18, 2024 08:13 PM (v6JzV)

63 BBC: 'Stop sticking googly eyes on sculptures' - US city tells residents

https://tinyurl.com/bds39r7p

You've got to see the pictures. Modern art is vastly improved by adding googly eyes.

Posted by: Robert at December 18, 2024 08:13 PM (qsAjL)

64 No way would I be that close to a Brown Bear Mom and her cubs.

Posted by: Big Penguin Lackey at December 18, 2024 07:49 PM (G5+As)

It's California, which has an easy 10 point IQ deficit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 18, 2024 08:14 PM (d9fT1)

65 Hadrian, why don't you use ivermectin for heartworm prevention?
Posted by: Ben Had
____________

Isn't Heartguard just ivermectin?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 18, 2024 08:14 PM (Dm8we)

66 Friend of mine feeds squirrels on his porch. He used to have a cat, and the cat and some of the squirrels would go on hunts for mice in the yard, with the squirrels being the beaters and the cat doing the pounce and kill. She didn't like mice to eat so the squirrels would haul the dead mice off into the shrubbery.
Grey squirrels have been noted to eat eggs and nestlings in the spring.
Posted by: Kindltot

I think all rodents could be omnivores if they wanted to be. Rats obviously are.

Hamsters will kill and eat each other. Hamster moms eat their own babies. That was a wake-up call when I was a little kid. "Why does my hamster only have 2 babies left when she had 4 to start with?"

Posted by: mikeski at December 18, 2024 08:15 PM (DgGvY)

67 God as my witness i have never seen a bear get nut tagged.

Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2024 08:16 PM (iziT8)

68 Hamsters will kill and eat each other. Hamster moms eat their own babies. That was a wake-up call when I was a little kid. "Why does my hamster only have 2 babies left when she had 4 to start with?"
Posted by: mikeski at December 18, 2024 08:15 PM (DgGvY)
Prairiedogs too.

Posted by: Eromero at December 18, 2024 08:17 PM (LHPAg)

69 You've got to see the pictures. Modern art is vastly improved by adding googly eyes.
Posted by: Robert

I think you can cry "rayciss" if they oppose the first one. That's obviously the Black pac-man once you add eyes to it.

Posted by: mikeski at December 18, 2024 08:17 PM (DgGvY)

70 Biff, yes but decidedly more expensive. A piece of American cheese with a 100lb dose of ivermec cost me about 40 cents.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2024 08:17 PM (XTmTf)

71 >>> Any details on this...because that seemed to be the trend on cabinet nominees about two weeks ago. Also, I seem to recall that Marjorie Taylor Green had some sort of bogus threat called in leading to a responding police officer accidentally killing a woman in an accident on the way there.
Posted by: Orson at December 18, 2024 08:02 PM (dIske)

This also has a link to the la times story

x.com/BillMelugin_/status/
1869485435191439807

Posted by: banana Dream at December 18, 2024 08:18 PM (Y6IkP)

72
Well, I just looked it up. TriHeart has ivermectin for heartworm and pyrantel for intestinal parasites. So it's a broad spectrum coverage.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2024 08:18 PM (dxSpM)

73 I use an herbal extract called Clean Heart. Give him a swipe of ivermectin once a month. I understand there are some breeds that are sensitive to ivermectin and the dosage must be right on..

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 18, 2024 08:19 PM (NQtI0)

74 “The holly and ivermectin,
When both are first full-grown”

Posted by: Bulg at December 18, 2024 08:19 PM (v6JzV)

75 Mike Johnson is Wrong!

Posted by: Howard Johnson at December 18, 2024 08:19 PM (xboI+)

76 Biff, yes but decidedly more expensive. A piece of American cheese with a 100lb dose of ivermec cost me about 40 cents.
Posted by: Ben Had

A hundred pounds of ivermectin will definitely cure your heartworms.

Posted by: mikeski at December 18, 2024 08:20 PM (DgGvY)

77 You've got to see the pictures. Modern art is vastly improved by adding googly eyes.
Posted by: Robert at December 18, 2024 08:13 PM (qsAjL)

Bend Oregon.

What happens when sophisticates from Portland and Beaverton decide to recreate Aspen

Posted by: Kindltot at December 18, 2024 08:21 PM (D7oie)

78 Biff, yes but decidedly more expensive. A piece of American cheese with a 100lb dose of ivermec cost me about 40 cents.
Posted by: Ben Had
___________

I'd never be able to talk the wife into it. But you're right, the Heartguard is insanely expensive.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 18, 2024 08:21 PM (Dm8we)

79 Ginger Baker my ass, she's moving those paws.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 18, 2024 08:23 PM (4780s)

80 George Floyd statue with googly eyes.

It might just work.

Posted by: jsg at December 18, 2024 08:23 PM (xboI+)

81 I didn't know prairie dogs eat their young. Those damn things breed like hell.

They are fun to shoot, though.

Posted by: Jim Croce at December 18, 2024 08:24 PM (dR6yv)

82 6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv 20h
#REPORT: 58-year-old grandfather from Virginia has died after a bear shot in a tree fell on him while hunting.

https://tinyurl.com/3vjmrsmx

https://tinyurl.com/2b2dx8d4

photos of the man; R.I.P.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 18, 2024 08:03 PM (hovnC)

In Old Dominio thar, did y'all see?
The fate of a hunter, provided by a tree.
The prey was sited, the trajectory flat
His buddy wun't there, shoulda yelled where y'at?
So he took the shot, ih tweren't too far
And that's how he end up, getting squashed by a bar

Posted by: haffhowershower at December 18, 2024 08:24 PM (NMT5x)

83 Off sock

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 18, 2024 08:24 PM (dR6yv)

84 Biff, one of my best friends is a Vet that sold his practice to open a livestock consultantcy. He gives the straight answers you never get from a Vet.

Vets have become HMO providers.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2024 08:25 PM (XTmTf)

85 6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv 20h
#REPORT: 58-year-old grandfather from Virginia has died after a bear shot in a tree fell on him while hunting.

https://tinyurl.com/3vjmrsmx

https://tinyurl.com/2b2dx8d4

photos of the man; R.I.P.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 18, 2024 08:03 PM (hovnC)

That was a big Boo-Boo.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 18, 2024 08:27 PM (dR6yv)

86 Vets have become HMO providers.
Posted by: Ben Had

Pill pushers for big pharma too, just like doctors.

Posted by: haffhowershower at December 18, 2024 08:27 PM (NMT5x)

87 I asked Grok to draw Trump as a 19th century railroad baron

https://x.com/i/grok/media/1869555062634168320

Posted by: Don Black. Message: just park out back at December 18, 2024 08:28 PM (/7KEl)

88 Don Black - it says have to log in to X to see.

Posted by: haffhowershower at December 18, 2024 08:31 PM (NMT5x)

89 haffhowershower, that and extravagant procedures.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2024 08:31 PM (XTmTf)

90 Trump incited an election

https://tinyurl.com/yucd827e

Posted by: jsg at December 18, 2024 08:31 PM (xboI+)

91 Uh... Election. Dangit

Posted by: jsg at December 18, 2024 08:32 PM (xboI+)

92 It keeps autocorrecting.

Election, dammit

Posted by: jsg at December 18, 2024 08:33 PM (xboI+)

93 Erection!!!!

Posted by: jsg at December 18, 2024 08:33 PM (xboI+)

94 Might be a fluke but I have had 22 rescue dogs, live to old age, never had a one that had seizures, allergies or digestive problems

Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2024 08:34 PM (XTmTf)

95 that is unfortunate

my image request came out great

Posted by: Don Black. Message: just park out back at December 18, 2024 08:37 PM (/7KEl)

96 Ben Had, I don't think someone can get lucky that many times. You have a gift I think.

Posted by: haffhowershower at December 18, 2024 08:37 PM (NMT5x)

97 94 Might be a fluke but I have had 22 rescue dogs, live to old age, never had a one that had seizures, allergies or digestive problems
Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2024 08:34 PM (XTmTf)
Just like Green Acres.

Posted by: Eromero at December 18, 2024 08:38 PM (LHPAg)

98 >>Erection!!!!

Congratulations.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2024 08:39 PM (LkLld)

99 >>Erection!!!!

Congratulations.

Posted by: JackStraw

=====

Good luck Mr. Gorsky

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 18, 2024 08:41 PM (8AONa)

100 jsg - that sounds like it could be a good skit.

A guy has text-enabled AI installed in his body. His wife is in the mood.

guy: Alexa, give me an election.
*nothing happens physically*
guy: Alexa, give me an election NOW!
*again nothing happens*
guy: Alexa, I want an election right F**ING NOW!
wife: forget it, if you're goint to talk about politics I'm not in the mood anymore.
guy: Freaking autocucumber arghhh!

Posted by: haffhowershower at December 18, 2024 08:43 PM (NMT5x)

101 Only thing I know about Bend Oregon is that it used to be the place to find old Suzuki GS parts.
Bot parts for my bikes from three different people in Bend.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 18, 2024 08:43 PM (4780s)

102 haffhowershower, missed your comment a few threads back. Saturday is the brisket day of deliciousness.

Posted by: scampydog at December 18, 2024 08:44 PM (41CYW)

103 Might be a fluke but I have had 22 rescue dogs, live to old age, never had a one that had seizures, allergies or digestive problems
Posted by: Ben Had at December
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I'm torn on the whole pedigree thing. They don't live as long on average, but you pretty much know what you're getting in terms of personality. I got hooked on the goofy dane.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 18, 2024 08:44 PM (Dm8we)

104 Might be a fluke but I have had 22 rescue dogs, live to old age, never had a one that had seizures, allergies or digestive problems

Posted by: Ben Had

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Our pup came from the breeder with diarrhea pre-installed. Can't remember the name, but the vet told us it was an inevitable exposure. So we gave her some sort of powder, started adding pumpkin to her kibble, and haven't had issues since she was 6 months.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 18, 2024 08:44 PM (8AONa)

105 Erection!!!!

Congratulations.
Posted by: JackStraw

"I wanna be erected!!"
-- Alice Cooper

Posted by: Tonypete at December 18, 2024 08:44 PM (WXNFJ)

106 Elected!

https://t.ly/AnZDG

Posted by: Tonypete at December 18, 2024 08:46 PM (WXNFJ)

107 Definitely a 2 dog night but all I have is 1.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2024 08:48 PM (LkLld)

108 So it's one of those threads.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Dole. at December 18, 2024 08:48 PM (i0F8b)

109 108 So it's one of those threads.

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Puppers and boners

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 18, 2024 08:49 PM (8AONa)

110

Biff,

We have had several Danes. Absolutely love the breed. The last two we had were half sisters and we also had two Teacup Chihuahua sisters.

They would all sleep together and the littles would stand under the Danes when they were eating and they would eat the food the sloppy Danes dropped on the floor.

No one ended up being a Scooby snack, lol.

We still miss them to this day.

Posted by: four seasons at December 18, 2024 08:49 PM (3ek7K)

111 Biff. Along with the rescues I had 4 Wolfhounds , then 4 mini wire haired doxies and I love certain breeds. I have raised quarter horses forever and am a lineage snob on that front.

I'll bet your Danes didn't suffer alot of these now common maladies

Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2024 08:52 PM (XTmTf)

112 110 - My last dane would ride in the car with his paws on the console between the seats and head out the sunroof. Looked like a clown car.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 18, 2024 08:53 PM (Dm8we)

113
We lost one Dane to brain cancer another had cancer of the tail. Surprisingly, they both lived a long time after chemo.

Posted by: four seasons at December 18, 2024 08:54 PM (3ek7K)

114 Saturday is the brisket day of deliciousness.
Posted by: scampydog

I'm going off memory here...didn't you say your last one was just ok?
What's the game plan...give us the deets!

Posted by: haffhowershower at December 18, 2024 08:54 PM (NMT5x)

115 Biff. Those are the best memories

Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2024 08:55 PM (XTmTf)

116 With the bears, Werner has much experience. They are walking dispensers of chaos, retribution, and irony (see my work "Grizzly Man" for further exposition on the last one there). Also, they are furry and enjoy pick-a-nick baskets with their understudy/apprentice Boo-Boo. Their hunger is a mixture with their capacity for mischief, if you might term disemboweling as mischief. Here Werner speaks not of himself, but of the bear, for whom fangs and claws are their tools of expression.

I had read that standing up straight and waving one's arms would express dominance, and the intimidated bruin would flee. While in pre-production for "Grizzly Man," I sent Klaus Kinski out to try this with the Kodiak Grizzlies. "I am become your Doom, the Destroyer of Bears," Klaus screamed, then screamed much more as a Grizzly laid into him. After getting some fairly good footage of this, the cinematographer and I rushed to Klaus's aid. With bear spray, tire irons, and knives, during a prolonged wrestling, we finally persuaded the bear to retreat. I comforted a weeping and bleeding Klaus with the news that we had some good footage. That Klaus - he was definitely a trouper.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at December 18, 2024 08:56 PM (tmPIh)

117 I'll bet your Danes didn't suffer alot of these now common maladies
Posted by: Ben Had
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Bloat. Never exercised them for an hour after eating. Raised bowls. Even did the raw diet with one of them. But two of them still bloated with torsion. They made it through the surgery, but it was constantly in the back of my mind with all of them.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 18, 2024 08:58 PM (Dm8we)

118 I have tons of stories about people meeting four 180Llb. dogs. Never had them for the shock value, just loved them

Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2024 08:59 PM (XTmTf)

119

Our Danes were either regal or goofy. We have small dogs now because husband said were to old to have another Dane, wahhhhh.

Posted by: four seasons at December 18, 2024 09:00 PM (3ek7K)

120
Elected!

https://t.ly/AnZDG
Posted by: Tonypete

Reflected!

https://t.ly/9-WNv

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 18, 2024 09:01 PM (63Dwl)

121 Well that should be uncomfortable.

>>@EricLDaugh
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>>1m
>>🚨 JUST NOW: JD Vance walks into Speaker Mike Johnson's office - POLITICO

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2024 09:03 PM (LkLld)

122 Our Danes were either regal or goofy. We have small dogs now because husband said were to old to have another Dane, wahhhhh.
Posted by: four seasons
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Same. Wife says we're too old. So also went small. Got a frenchie and I've never met a happier dog. But the farts are actually worse than the danes.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 18, 2024 09:04 PM (Dm8we)

123 four seasons, I tried desperately to buy a Scottish Deerhound but the breeder would not sell me a pup because I refused to crate it . My dogs have human contact 24 hours a day and they live in my home.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2024 09:04 PM (XTmTf)

124 Werner!

Ya know, that explains Herr Kinski's reaction one time.

He was going on and on about some hardship or something or other. I told him to just grin and bear it. He did not take it well.

Posted by: haffhowershower at December 18, 2024 09:04 PM (NMT5x)

125 JackStraw, the status quo ain't no more.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2024 09:09 PM (XTmTf)

126
Ben,

I remember you wanted a Scottish Deerhound.

We are the same about our dogs. They live with us, not in cages.

Posted by: four seasons at December 18, 2024 09:10 PM (3ek7K)

127 >>1m
>>🚨 JUST NOW: JD Vance walks into Speaker Mike Johnson's office - POLITICO
Posted by: JackStraw

JD V - "WITH A DI*K SO BIG AN ELEPHANT WOULD FEEL IT!! Yeah, that's the message. Any other questions?"

(Oh I so hope.)

Posted by: Tonypete at December 18, 2024 09:11 PM (WXNFJ)

128

We just watched on Youtube seven y/o Claire Crosby and her father singing O Holy Night.

Claire nails it!!! I highly recommend watching the video.

She is an amazing child.

Posted by: four seasons at December 18, 2024 09:12 PM (3ek7K)

129 Wie geht's, haffhowershower! Ja, I imagine he didn't like that one. I told him that many people survive the loss of their gall bladder and their spleen, that doctors are really good at resectioning intenstines, and besides that, chicks dig scars. Especially monstrously huge ones across three quarters of your trunk. Yet he found no comfort in this. The man is inexplicable.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at December 18, 2024 09:16 PM (tmPIh)

130 Old house my sister lived in the squirrels there ate a whole in the lid of her garbage can and were eating meat. Only squirrels I ever saw do that.

Posted by: steevy at December 18, 2024 09:16 PM (KQk9m)

131 I can't wait until they reduce the Cramnibus bill down to 1350 pages and take out one or two minor issues and we'll be told what a good deal it is after they pass it.

Same shit different bread, at best.
Da ballz on deez fuckin guyz.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 18, 2024 09:16 PM (FCbAQ)

132 I swear in 90% of the Ludicrous cam fights the good guys throw Lefty haymakers. I would think it would be Righty.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 18, 2024 09:19 PM (D6PGr)

133 I saw a squirrel go up one of the trees in our front yard and come down with baby bird feet hanging out of his mouth. Freaked me out.

Posted by: Megthered at December 18, 2024 09:20 PM (HZt/w)

134 >>JackStraw, the status quo ain't no more.

I think Trump's courage has had a galvanizing effect on more than half the country and beyond. Normal people have been begging for years for a leader on our side who would fight and not back down and boy howdy did we get one.

It's truly amazing to watch the effect this is having on the country and the world. Milei announced today that he is accepting Trump's invitation to attend his inauguration.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2024 09:21 PM (LkLld)

135 I like the Great Danes scene in The Patriot.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 18, 2024 09:22 PM (D6PGr)

136 I saw a squirrel turn into a stew with biscuits.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2024 09:22 PM (XTmTf)

137 JD V - "WITH A DI*K SO BIG AN ELEPHANT WOULD FEEL IT!! Yeah, that's the message. Any other questions?"

(Oh I so hope.)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 18, 2024 09:11 PM (WXNFJ)
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Yup

Posted by: Diogenes at December 18, 2024 09:23 PM (W/lyH)

138 Lefty catches people off guard.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 18, 2024 09:24 PM (4780s)

139 JUST NOW: JD Vance walks into Speaker Mike Johnson's office - POLITICO
Posted by: JackStraw

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No bluffing. Make the threat, lay out how it can be avoided. Leave.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 18, 2024 09:24 PM (8AONa)

140 135 I like the Great Danes scene in The Patriot.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 18, 2024 09:22 PM (D6PGr)

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There was a dog scene?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 18, 2024 09:24 PM (hY4dx)

141 It's truly amazing to watch the effect this is having on the country and the world. Milei announced today that he is accepting Trump's invitation to attend his inauguration.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2024 09:21 PM (LkLld)

Milei was in Rome this week talking to Meloni among other things, and he went on Italian TV and started telling the interviewer that taxes were theft.
The press made it sound like a klan meeting.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 18, 2024 09:25 PM (D7oie)

142

We had lots of squirrels when we lived in South Carolina. They were amusing to watch. Here in the part of Wyoming where we live now we have no squirrels. It's weird.

Posted by: four seasons at December 18, 2024 09:26 PM (3ek7K)

143 139 JUST NOW: JD Vance walks into Speaker Mike Johnson's office - POLITICO
Posted by: JackStraw

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*piano music stops*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 18, 2024 09:26 PM (hY4dx)

144 94 Might be a fluke but I have had 22 rescue dogs, live to old age, never had a one that had seizures, allergies or digestive problems

Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2024 08:34 PM
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God bless you. You're an angel.

Posted by: TRex at December 18, 2024 09:26 PM (nOr9h)

145 We’re never gonna get a decent Republican speaker are we? Well decent for us I mean. They’ve all been great for the other side.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 18, 2024 09:26 PM (L6sxK)

146 There was a dog scene?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 18, 2024 09:24 PM (hY4dx)

Mr British General I found your dogs
Why, Mr loyal colonialist, you are good man. Have a reward
Thank you Mr. British General *walks out with the money* *whistles* Dogs run off back to Francis Marion.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 18, 2024 09:27 PM (D7oie)

147 I swear in 90% of the Ludicrous cam fights the good guys throw Lefty haymakers. I would think it would be Righty.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

But that is the point - these assault-and-battery enthusiasts are almost never prepared for the Southpaw. Personally, Werner favors sucker-punches or a good old-fashioned pistol whipping when dealing with miscreants, but I am in my Eighties, and not inclined to dilly-dally in street-side confrontations.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at December 18, 2024 09:28 PM (tmPIh)

148 There was a dog scene?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 18, 2024 09:24 PM (hY4dx)

It was one of the few humorous scenes. Right after Gibson tricked the British general with the fake prisoners. He rubbed it in by taking his dogs.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 18, 2024 09:29 PM (D6PGr)

149 so how much for the. shit pardon painting? waddaymean cash?

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at December 18, 2024 09:29 PM (QSrLX)

150 so who is the AG nominee?

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at December 18, 2024 09:30 PM (QSrLX)

151 Nature is brutal.

But it's ok.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 18, 2024 09:30 PM (mT+6a)

152 AG is Pam Bondi.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 18, 2024 09:32 PM (L6sxK)

153 JUST NOW: JD Vance walks into Speaker Mike Johnson's office - POLITICO
Posted by: JackStraw

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*piano music stops*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 18, 2024 09:26 PM (hY4dx)
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A chair scrapes against the floor.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 18, 2024 09:33 PM (W/lyH)

154 don't listen to me, I haven't watched that movie in years and I forget stuff

Posted by: Kindltot at December 18, 2024 09:33 PM (D7oie)

155 I am a southpaw. If I ever get in a fight, I will rely on that. I figure I am good for three or four solid throws before I get winded.

Worst case, I die tired.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Needs theme music at December 18, 2024 09:35 PM (Ad8y9)

156 >>Milei was in Rome this week talking to Meloni among other things, and he went on Italian TV and started telling the interviewer that taxes were theft.
The press made it sound like a klan meeting.

I'm a broken record on this but I think when history looks back on this time Musk buying Twitter and opening up the files to expose the corruption will turn out to be one of the key turning points in world history.

Media narratives are now dying in a matter of minutes instead of driving news cycles and idiotic omnibus spending bills are being killed on the launch pad because we have a voice. The media is spent. Their ability to control us is over.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2024 09:36 PM (LkLld)

157 JackStraw Amen. The yoke is off.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2024 09:37 PM (XTmTf)

158 I am a southpaw. If I ever get in a fight, I will rely on that. I figure I am good for three or four solid throws before I get winded.

Worst case, I die tired.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Needs theme music at December 18, 2024 09:35 PM (Ad8y9)
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Ambidextrous. I can shoot with either hand.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 18, 2024 09:38 PM (W/lyH)

159 Ambidextrous, shoot with your right, stab with your left

Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2024 09:39 PM (XTmTf)

160 saw a squirrel turn into a stew with biscuits.

Video of squirrel attacking and eating a mouse. TV.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 18, 2024 09:39 PM (iC03e)

161 I am a southpaw. If I ever get in a fight, I will rely on that. I figure I am good for three or four solid throws before I get winded.

Worst case, I die tired.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Needs theme music at December 18, 2024 09:35 PM (Ad8y9)

Have you considered a bat to the knees....

Posted by: Duddly do wrong at December 18, 2024 09:40 PM (4qKYA)

162 Ambidextrous. I can shoot with either hand.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 18, 2024 09:38 PM (W/lyH)

I shoot righty. Mostly because that's how I learned as a kid, but also my right eye is sharper.

I need to learn lefty.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Needs theme music at December 18, 2024 09:40 PM (Ad8y9)

163 I saw a praying mantis eat a humming bird. Go figure

Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2024 09:41 PM (XTmTf)

164 Passengers: Aurora
youtu.be/Gksxu-yeWcU

Posted by: gKWVE at December 18, 2024 09:41 PM (gKWVE)

165 Urgent warning: dogs ill and dying from popular medication - Librela from Zoetis. Story in Daily Mail
Posted by: Mrs JTB at December 18, 2024 08:02 PM (yTvNw)

My dog had a shot of that, maybe back in June? Didn't seem to hurt her, but did absolutely nothing for her arthritis, either.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2024 09:42 PM (8zz6B)

166 I saw a praying mantis eat a humming bird.

I saw one bite my sister.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at December 18, 2024 09:43 PM (mH6SG)

167 My dog had a shot of that, maybe back in June? Didn't seem to hurt her, but did absolutely nothing for her arthritis, either.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2024 09:42 PM (8zz6B)

I thought doggies got arfritis.

I'll see myself out.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Needs theme music at December 18, 2024 09:44 PM (Ad8y9)

168 Hadrian, why don't you use ivermectin for heartworm prevention?
Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2024 08:09 PM (XTmTf)

What dosage do you give a dog for heartworm prevention? My Pogo is about 52 pounds.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2024 09:45 PM (8zz6B)

169 Nature is brutal.

But it's ok.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage

Werner agrees, but only with the first part. If you spend enough time in the Amazon River Basin, you realize that Nature's attitude ranges from indifference to 'Let's remove any reason for your wish to survive." Rampaging armies of ants, anacondas, piranhas, jaguars, hordes of hpstile un-contacted tribes are all drawing straws to determine who has first crack at you. Even sloths will step up, and your death will be partly from laughter and partly from their sharp talons. Ach, this got dark. Sorry.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at December 18, 2024 09:46 PM (tmPIh)

170
The media is spent. Their ability to control us is over.

Will they go down without a fight?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 18, 2024 09:49 PM (63Dwl)

171 Isn't Heartguard just ivermectin?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 18, 2024 08:14 PM (Dm8we)

Ivermectin & Pyrantel but they do not list the dosage by weight on the package.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 18, 2024 09:51 PM (hOUT3)

172 >>Will they go down without a fight?

Well Jeff Bezos and his very well endowed wife are at Mar A Lago right now having dinner with Trump and Musk so maybe some of them have already figured out which way the wind is blowing.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2024 09:52 PM (LkLld)

173 his very well endowed wife

She has huge *holds up hands in front* assets!

Posted by: haffhowershower at December 18, 2024 10:00 PM (NMT5x)

174 Nood

Posted by: Ciampino - circling the drain at December 18, 2024 10:00 PM (i0xsb)

175
I'm a broken record on this but I think when history looks back on this time Musk buying Twitter and opening up the files to expose the corruption will turn out to be one of the key turning points in world history.

And it started because of the Bee.

Posted by: grammie's iPad at December 18, 2024 10:01 PM (SfhV1)

176
Mike Johnson resigns within 48 hours.

Posted by: Auspex at December 18, 2024 10:03 PM (j4U/Z)

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