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Tuesday ONT (12/17/24) - [Ira Scible]
Seems like good advice.........
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Schadenboner.
That's a wrap folks.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 17, 2024 09:58 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Ciampino - I just need a few thou at December 17, 2024 09:59 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2024 09:59 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 17, 2024 09:59 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: mindful webworker - ho ho haugh at December 17, 2024 09:59 PM (0Svae)
Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at December 17, 2024 10:00 PM (ZCktB)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 17, 2024 10:00 PM (i+Y/j)
Posted by: mikeski at December 17, 2024 10:00 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at December 17, 2024 10:00 PM (ZCktB)
Posted by: Ciampino - I just need a few thou at December 17, 2024 09:59 PM (i0xsb)
They might as well fuck like rabbits or rats or whatever fucks a lot. Because they aren't coming home.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at December 17, 2024 10:01 PM (QXQ4l)
youtu.be/sOzWEg69JgM
Meanwhile the Thing presently masquerading as "Bioware" is still working on a "Mass Effect" but no gamer with a triple digit IQ cares.
Posted by: gKWVE at December 17, 2024 10:01 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2024 10:01 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Manos! The Hands of Fate at December 17, 2024 10:01 PM (F2xQR)
Posted by: mindful webworker - ho ho haugh at December 17, 2024 09:59 PM (0Svae)
Sounds like Willie Brown's office when the door is closed. Alas cafe thread we barely knew thee.
Posted by: gKWVE at December 17, 2024 10:02 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Zeera The people are coming at December 17, 2024 10:02 PM (CYArI)
Love the Santa Trump.
We appreciate your stepping up to the plate. Good job!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 17, 2024 10:02 PM (rxCpr)
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 17, 2024 10:03 PM (6ZHNK)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 17, 2024 10:03 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Manos! The Hands of Fate
Dr: "Ms., you don't need to tell me."
Manos: "Are you kidding, I'm telling everyone!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2024 10:03 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 10:04 PM (v6JzV)
Arrived at this shipper for a 3pm appointment and only now got a door six fucking hours later.
Posted by: Robert at December 17, 2024 10:04 PM (ajN5h)
Posted by: Ren and Stimpy at December 17, 2024 10:04 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 17, 2024 10:05 PM (2gJlZ)
Posted by: Ciampino
However, their mission grew months longer after NASA decided to send the company's faulty Starliner capsule back empty in September.
I never did read final analysis of the Starliner after its return — like, would they have been okay in it, or did it lose life support or whatever?
I hope they can get the astronauts out of there before Musk takes the ISS down…!
Posted by: mindful webworker - beam them down, Elon at December 17, 2024 10:06 PM (0Svae)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
AI might replace some of us, but the plastic surgeons should be okay for a few years yet.
Posted by: mikeski at December 17, 2024 10:07 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 17, 2024 10:07 PM (VNX3d)
Disney explains cut trans storyline from Pixar's Win Or Lose series
https://mol.im/a/14203721
Posted by: Ciampino - I just need a mil at December 17, 2024 10:07 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at December 17, 2024 10:01 PM (QXQ4l)
* * * *
I'm holding out hope for a miracle that will bring the stranded astronauts safely home. Trump and Elon will show the world how it's done!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 17, 2024 10:07 PM (rxCpr)
Unless the AI has been proofed against high school kids cheating.
Posted by: gKWVE at December 17, 2024 10:08 PM (gKWVE)
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Shhhhhh..... we need those little ways to tell fake from fact!
Posted by: JQ at December 17, 2024 10:08 PM (YoCnN)
Posted by: Eromero at December 17, 2024 10:08 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Robert
To prospective hires:
"Ah, the call of the open road! The pay is great! See the country!! Be your own Boss! No loads to Billings, Philly or NYC!! Home every weekend. Plenty of loads to choose from. And most importantly, We won't do that thing in your mouth! Swearsies!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2024 10:08 PM (WXNFJ)
BREAKING: The American Embassy in Port Vila, Vanuatu (South Pacific Ocean island) HAS COLLAPSED following a massive 7.4 earthquake. It is feared that the staff of the embassy may have been inside.
https://tinyurl.com/33y2jyxe
8 seconds
Breaking911 @Breaking911 18h
HEAR THE SOUND: CCTV footage of 7.4 Earthquake in Port Vila, Vanuatu
https://tinyurl.com/3sc6yb78
26 seconds; VERY LOUD; no deaths shown -- dog is unscathed
Breaking911 @Breaking911 18h
BREAKING: Massive 7.3 earthquake strikes off the coast of South Pacific Ocean island state of Vanuatu - USGS
https://tinyurl.com/y7rcdth3
19 seconds; also US Embassy footage
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 9h
NEW - US closes Vanuatu embassy after ‘considerable damage’ from earthquake
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 10:08 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Robert
Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me,
Other times, I can barely see....
Lately it occurs to me,
What a long, strange, trip it's been.
Posted by: Truckin' at December 17, 2024 10:08 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Ish Kabibble at December 17, 2024 10:09 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Ciampino - She just needs a bil at December 17, 2024 10:09 PM (i0xsb)
Visited the Everglades a few times while stationed in FL. Alligators are not hard to find. A fairly common site. My sister came to visit me once and we both drove to Key West. On the way, while driving through the Everglades, she wanted to see a gator in the wild. So, I pulled over, we got out and waited. Didn't take long. Not an uncommon site in Florida.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 17, 2024 10:10 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 17, 2024 10:10 PM (i+Y/j)
All Three Pillars Holding Up the Economy Have Cracked
https://shorturl.at/JCUHJ
Charles Hugh Smith
(via ZeroHedge)
Donny Two Scoops has taken on a yuge set of challenges...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 17, 2024 10:10 PM (KcwUg)
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Apparently... yea. They would have been fine.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 17, 2024 10:10 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Archimedes at December 17, 2024 10:11 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: mindful webworker - ho ho haugh at December 17, 2024 09:59 PM (0Svae)
It's Taco Tuesday. If there was any justice, it would be known as Nacho Tuesday. It was on a Tuesday not so long ago we found out Kamala Harris is nacho President.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 17, 2024 10:11 PM (pIfcn)
Posted by: Robert
To prospective hires:
"Ah, the call of the open road! The pay is great! See the country!! Be your own Boss! No loads to Billings, Philly or NYC!! Home every weekend. Plenty of loads to choose from. And most importantly, We won't do that thing in your mouth! Swearsies!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2024 10:08 PM (WXNFJ)
WHAT! Why not?!?!
Posted by: Mayor Pete at December 17, 2024 10:11 PM (KcwUg)
Posted by: You'll Find Out at December 17, 2024 10:12 PM (G5+As)
Madison, Wis. police chief says he misspoke when he said a second grader called 911 to report school shooting, it was a second grade teacher.
He says he will no longer take questions from the media during news briefings.
Breaking911 @Breaking911 7h
MADISON POLICE CHIEF SHON BARNES: "I don't know whether Natalie was transgender or not...I don't think that's even important."
"I don't think that whatever happened today has anything to do with how she or he or they may have wanted to identify."
"Be responsible with your social media."
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 10:12 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: mikeski at December 17, 2024 10:00 PM (DgGvY)
I didn't even notice, I was digging the red suit.
And now, the Christmas movie we've all been waiting for..."Red Man Bad"
Posted by: haffhowershower at December 17, 2024 10:12 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 17, 2024 10:12 PM (i+Y/j)
* Also, hidden click related to picture linking to it *
* Consults AoS manual *
Okay, Ira Scible, you seem to be a newly licensed guest blobber, so you just get a warning this time.
Fasten your seat belt. Thanks for playing.
Posted by: Blog Judges - absolutely not Russian influenced at December 17, 2024 10:12 PM (0Svae)
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 10:13 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Ciampino - She just needs a few bil at December 17, 2024 10:13 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at December 17, 2024 10:01 PM (QXQ4l)
Only if she keeps her helmet on and shield down ...
eeshh
Posted by: Ish Kabibble at December 17, 2024 10:14 PM (TTAGa)
Trump’s lawsuit against Des Moines Register pollster Ann Selzer includes an X post from a coconut emoji Democrat anon account leaking the poll results hours before it was publicly released, indicating that there was a coordinated effort between Ann Selzer and Democrat operatives.
https://tinyurl.com/mry9jh28
Savannah @BasedSavannah
Should have included one of coconut's follow up posts too. JB Pritzker knew in advance. Selzer said she never gives out results or leaks so how would Pritzker know unless he paid for it
https://tinyurl.com/3azuy8c6
johnny maga @_johnnymaga Replying to @BasedSavannah
Omg. First time I’m seeing that. That’s crazy.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 10:14 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
If Elon has his way, they'll come back using thermal-resistant reentry surfboards and asbestos parachutes, make landing just west of Tampa, and surf right up onto shore.
He'd be standing there with tiki drinks to hand to them.
Posted by: mikeski at December 17, 2024 10:15 PM (DgGvY)
And the embassy just falls on you.
Clotho, Lachesis, and Atropos are some stone bitches.
Posted by: gKWVE at December 17, 2024 10:15 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: PaleRider at December 17, 2024 10:16 PM (UKUm3)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
Why can't they just build an elevator to them?
Duh!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2024 10:16 PM (WXNFJ)
Congress is trying to pass a massive Omnibus bill full of Democrat bailouts
Republicans need to fight for a simple bill that only keeps the DC lights on
No bailouts and no 600+ page, $50 billion monstrosity driven by Chuck Schumer and the Dem Senate
Just fund the government then let Trump decide what to fix when he takes office
He won a mandate so stop trying to handicap him before he takes office
Anthony Adragna @AnthonyAdragna
.@RepThomasMassie on WABC says he has some "Republican colleagues who would rather run over their own mother with a car than cut spending."
Chip Roy @chiproytx
He’s not wrong....
Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie
FLASHBACK: Three months ago I gave a speech predicting exactly what’s happening in Congress this week.
The Swamp is using the threat of a Christmas shutdown to pressure congressmen into voting for a massive spending bill they won’t be able to read.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 10:16 PM (hovnC)
That's why Yonkers didn't get cable until 1980. Many palms to grease.
Posted by: Pay To Play? at December 17, 2024 10:16 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Don Black. Message: hold fast at December 17, 2024 10:17 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
I'm sure that made Butch and Sunidance have some… mixed feelings…
Posted by: mindful webworker - mixed, as in fury and frustration at December 17, 2024 10:17 PM (0Svae)
Posted by: kallisto at December 17, 2024 10:18 PM (8JjaE)
How are you? Keep Your chin up, friend. Put yourself out there. Something good will happen soon.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 17, 2024 10:18 PM (mT+6a)
If the ratings at CNN and MSNBC sink too low, they can probably sell tickets where their journalists have to grab the hot wires once you go past their fund raising goal!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 17, 2024 10:18 PM (HlyYF)
Nice name dude
Posted by: Ish Kabibble at December 17, 2024 10:09 PM (TTAGa)
I hear his daughter, Ms. Scible, is fine bartender.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2024 10:19 PM (8zz6B)
Madison, Wis. police chief says he misspoke when he said a second grader called 911 to report school shooting, it was a second grade teacher.
He says he will no longer take questions from the media during news briefings.
Breaking911 @Breaking911 7h
MADISON POLICE CHIEF SHON BARNES: "I don't know whether Natalie was transgender or not...I don't think that's even important."
"I don't think that whatever happened today has anything to do with how she or he or they may have wanted to identify."
"Be responsible with your social media."
Posted by: andycanuck
He sounds like the perfect police chief for Soviet Madison.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 17, 2024 10:19 PM (sAmhv)
and how do you shower or bathe
Posted by: Don Black
No need to wash clothes. Just line-dry them, and the vacuum of space and the unshielded solar radiation will take care of things.
I don't suggest the same method for bathing.
Posted by: mikeski at December 17, 2024 10:19 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 17, 2024 10:19 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 10:16 PM (hovnC)
I thought the Pelosi Rule was still in effect "You had to pass a bill before you could read it!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 17, 2024 10:19 PM (hOUT3)
JUST IN: Biden admin. repatriates Guantanamo terrorist to Kenya
https://tinyurl.com/3pmppn8s
Pam731 @ibrat64 8m Replying to @Breaking911
Bajabu is a confirmed member of the East Africa al-Qaeda network and the Council of Islamic Courts and the Islamic Part of Kenya. He “actively participated” in the facilitation of weapons and planning of terrorist acts against the United States.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 10:19 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: mikeski at December 17, 2024 10:20 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: mindful webworker - mixed, as in fury and frustration at December 17, 2024 10:17 PM (0Svae)
Sunidance: I'm not jumping
Butch: Why not?
S: I can't swim
B: (laughing) Don't worry Sunidance, the fall will probably kill ya
Posted by: William Goldman at December 17, 2024 10:20 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 17, 2024 10:19 PM (sAmhv)
====
Listening to him at the press conference was infuriating.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 17, 2024 10:21 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Shoebox Ford and Wretched Panhard at December 17, 2024 10:21 PM (G5+As)
Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
ACLU leader Anthony Romero says local Democrat politicians should "pardon immigrants who have a criminal record."
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 10:22 PM (hovnC)
Yes, this is the same kid I told y’all I was worried about her reading in general, let alone pick up a book for fun.
Posted by: Piper at December 17, 2024 10:22 PM (QzINz)
and how do you shower or bathe
Posted by: Don Black
No need to wash clothes. Just line-dry them, and the vacuum of space and the unshielded solar radiation will take care of things.
I don't suggest the same method for bathing.
Posted by: mikeski
It's got a built-in hair dryer; just set the vacuum of space from suck to blow.
Posted by: haffhowershower at December 17, 2024 10:23 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: scampydog at December 17, 2024 10:23 PM (41CYW)
✓ schools don't need metal detectors, they're safe spaces
✓ he misspoke when he said a second grader called 911 to report school shooting, it was a second grade teacher.
✓ I don't know whether Natalie was transgender or not...I don't think that's even important.
✓✓✓ says he will no longer take questions from the media during news briefings.
Posted by: mindful webworker - hides in his home until next year at December 17, 2024 10:23 PM (0Svae)
✓ schools don't need metal detectors, they're safe spaces
✓ he misspoke when he said a second grader called 911 to report school shooting, it was a second grade teacher.
✓ I don't know whether Natalie was transgender or not...I don't think that's even important.
✓✓✓ says he will no longer take questions from the media during news briefings.
Madison's finest
Posted by: mindful webworker - hides in his home until next year at December 17, 2024 10:23 PM (0Svae)
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 10:23 PM (v6JzV)
Madison, Wis. police chief says he misspoke when he said a second grader called 911 to report school shooting, it was a second grade teacher.
He says he will no longer take questions from the media during news briefings.
Breaking911 @Breaking911 7h
MADISON POLICE CHIEF SHON BARNES: "I don't know whether Natalie was transgender or not...I don't think that's even important."
"I don't think that whatever happened today has anything to do with how she or he or they may have wanted to identify."
"Be responsible with your social media."
Posted by: andycanuck
He sounds like the perfect police chief for Soviet Madison.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 17, 2024 10:19 PM (sAmhv)
Any relation to that Moose guy who was a MD cop when the sniper team was running around the dee cee area?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 17, 2024 10:24 PM (KcwUg)
Posted by: mindful webworker - Keyboard stuttered. at December 17, 2024 10:24 PM (0Svae)
and how do you shower or bathe
Posted by: Don Black. Message: hold fast at December 17, 2024 10:17 PM (/7KEl)
Like a cat.
Posted by: Eromero at December 17, 2024 10:24 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 17, 2024 10:24 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 17, 2024 10:24 PM (VNX3d)
Fasten your seat belt. Thanks for playing.
Posted by: Blog Judges - absolutely not Russian influenced at December 17, 2024 10:12 PM (0Svae)
Posted by: And no Zappa neither! at December 17, 2024 10:25 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: F U Cn Rd Ths, U Cn Gt A Gd Jb at December 17, 2024 10:26 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Shon Barnes at December 17, 2024 10:26 PM (gKWVE)
Could get interesting with some of You People doing the same.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 17, 2024 10:26 PM (KcwUg)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 17, 2024 10:12 PM
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 17, 2024 10:26 PM (HlyYF)
Eh. It's a shitty movie. Anything with Eddie Deezen automatically sucks.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, punching the iPad screen like a chimp at December 17, 2024 10:27 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
How was his hair?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2024 10:27 PM (WXNFJ)
✓ schools don't need metal detectors, they're safe spaces
✓ he misspoke when he said a second grader called 911 to report school shooting, it was a second grade teacher.
✓ I don't know whether Natalie was transgender or not...I don't think that's even important.
✓✓✓ says he will no longer take questions from the media during news briefings.
Madison's finest
Posted by: mindful webworker - hides in his home until next year at December 17, 2024 10:23 PM (0Svae)
They cut into the Bears game last night to show the live press conference. It was only slightly more painful than the game. But anyway, this chief starts by introducing himself and then spelling his name. Thanks dude, that was really important, that's what we were really waiting for.
But speaking of Madison's finest, a prior police chief left his gun in his oven. They really set the bar high.
Posted by: haffhowershower at December 17, 2024 10:27 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 17, 2024 10:28 PM (JkO4W)
That's why Yonkers didn't get cable until 1980. Many palms to grease.
Posted by: Pay To Play
Or you could put in some work and submit something to one of the COBs and they would format for you and, bingo!
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 17, 2024 10:28 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 17, 2024 09:52 PM (mT+6a)
Pouring down rain, but warm.
About noon the city came by to tell me they had moved the big dead branch that fell off my maple in the side yard off the street, and I was unaware that it had fallen.
Then a friend called to tell me that the dead spruce in his yard fell down and took the gutter off his house and could I help him with it, so I took the saw over and bucked it up for him and put the branches in the dumpster for him.
Looks like it is going to rain for the rest of the week here, but it will be warm
Posted by: Kindltot at December 17, 2024 10:28 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 17, 2024 10:28 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 17, 2024 10:28 PM (7gFa4)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, punching the iPad screen like a chimp at December 17, 2024 10:28 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Pay To Play?
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$20. Same as in town.
Posted by: scampydog at December 17, 2024 10:29 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: haffhowershower at December 17, 2024 10:27 PM (NMT5x)
Leave the gun, take the cannoli.
Posted by: Eromero at December 17, 2024 10:29 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: haffhowershower
How else are you going to keep the gun warm in the cold Wisconsin winters?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 17, 2024 10:29 PM (sAmhv)
and how do you shower or bathe
Posted by: Don Black. Message: hold fast at December 17, 2024 10:17 PM (/7KEl)
How to Shower in Space
https://tinyurl.com/bdzy7cwu
Posted by: Astronaut Hygiene Facts at December 17, 2024 10:30 PM (F2xQR)
Posted by: mindful webworker - Keyboard stuttered. at December 17, 2024 10:24 PM (0Svae)
Somebody needs to write software that makes CTRL, ALT, and the two damfool Windoze keys act just like the spacebar. And should you need one of those functions, just press "Escape" plus needed key.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2024 10:30 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Piper at December 17, 2024 10:22 PM (QzINz)
So, we'll see her on the Book Thread?
Posted by: Pants at December 17, 2024 10:30 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: haffhowershower at December 17, 2024 10:30 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 17, 2024 10:30 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: The Aliens at December 17, 2024 10:30 PM (mH6SG)
Eh. It's a shitty movie.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Decent video game, though.
Posted by: mikeski at December 17, 2024 10:31 PM (DgGvY)
No, but it is a better movie than it gets credit for. Ned Beatty was at the top of his game.
Posted by: Your Friendly Cafeteria Microwave at December 17, 2024 10:32 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Piper at December 17, 2024 10:22 PM (QzINz)
So, we'll see her on the Book Thread?
Posted by: Pants at December
She isn’t 29 yet.
Posted by: Piper at December 17, 2024 10:32 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Eromero
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Posted by: haffhowershower
To offset testicular torsion?
Posted by: definitely not "just the punchline" at December 17, 2024 10:32 PM (DgGvY)
Eh. It's a shitty movie.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Decent video game, though.
Posted by: mikeski at December 17, 2024 10:31 PM (DgGvY)
Never saw the movie, read first 20 or so pages of the 'book'. Bored Of The Rings was more intersting.
Posted by: Eromero at December 17, 2024 10:33 PM (LHPAg)
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Christmas in front of Moscow was a hoot!
Posted by: The Wehrmacht at December 17, 2024 10:33 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Your Friendly Cafeteria Microwave at December 17, 2024 10:33 PM (EXyHK)
What, didn't give his pronouns? What kind of Madisonian police chief is that?
Posted by: mindful webworker - I, me, mine at December 17, 2024 10:34 PM (0Svae)
Posted by: Piper at December 17, 2024 10:34 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Your Drone Overlords at December 17, 2024 10:35 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: mindful webworker - I, me, mine at December 17, 2024 10:34 PM (0Svae)
Do prisoners have connouns?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2024 10:36 PM (8zz6B)
What, didn't give his pronouns? What kind of Madisonian police chief is that?
Posted by: mindful webworker - I, me, mine at December 17, 2024 10:34 PM
Sounds like the ultimate DEI hire.
His qualification was that he could actually spell his own name. He was just showing off at the press conference.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 17, 2024 10:36 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 17, 2024 10:37 PM (D6PGr)
who is caring for your cat?
some one you can trust?
-a haiku to the stars from your cat
Posted by: Eromero at December 17, 2024 10:37 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2024 10:38 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 17, 2024 10:38 PM (sAmhv)
We did but we figured it was a banana in their pocket and that they were just glad to see us.
Posted by: The FIB at December 17, 2024 10:38 PM (mH6SG)
Um
Wait
I meant
my bed. 😶
Something different for g'night music.
https://x.com/historyinmemes/
status/1868907982622540057
G'nite, y'all. God bless us every one.
Posted by: mindful webworker - checking phrasing at December 17, 2024 10:38 PM (0Svae)
Lan Mars -Awake Canada @AylynnMarsh 2h
Replying to @PapiTrumpo
And there's this This is the level of disgrace brought to this nation
Canadians have started a GoFundMe to give Jagmeet his pension early so he can stop delaying the next election
This is how badly Canadians want an election
gofund.me/3058bb30
Let help Jagmeet Singh get his pension!, organized by Matthew Furman
IT’S TIME TO SAVE CANADA Hi there! You all know that we need to have an el… Matthew Furman needs your support for Let help Jagmeet Singh get his pension!
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NOT an endorsement.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 10:39 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 17, 2024 10:39 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 17, 2024 10:40 PM (mH6SG)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078723
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Yes.
Posted by: BifBewalski at December 17, 2024 10:40 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 17, 2024 10:37 PM (D6PGr)
Well, it does have better music:
https://youtu.be/nQ02Yt-Bla8
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2024 10:40 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 17, 2024 10:41 PM (hY4dx)
"Turn away from the blast."
Posted by: And no Zappa neither! at December 17, 2024 10:41 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Eromero at December 17, 2024 10:42 PM (LHPAg)
/zappa off
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 17, 2024 10:42 PM (RIvkX)
PLEASE STOP TEASING THE GOVERNOR!!! 🤣🤣🤣
https://tinyurl.com/ywuvfra8
19 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 10:42 PM (hovnC)
IT’S TIME TO SAVE CANADA Hi there! You all know that we need to have an el… Matthew Furman needs your support for Let help Jagmeet Singh get his pension!
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NOT an endorsement.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 10:39 PM (hovnC)
LOL!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2024 10:43 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2024 10:43 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at December 17, 2024 10:46 PM (A2iSa)
I saw a short reel of a guy fixing his coffee and a nuclear bomb went off behind him but close enough that he could turn and see the mushroom cloud. He shrugged and picked up the sugar dispenser and dumped more than a few T. in his mug.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2024 10:46 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: guzano - Vic R.I.P (fucbd) at December 17, 2024 10:46 PM (v1eJ7)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 17, 2024 10:46 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: BifBewalski at December 17, 2024 10:46 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 17, 2024 10:47 PM (EXyHK)
If the ratings at CNN and MSNBC sink too low, they can probably sell tickets where their journalists have to grab the hot wires once you go past their fund raising goal!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 17, 2024 10:18 PM (HlyYF)
___________________________
That's old footage. Last I heard that guy made a career change. I think someone said he took on a quality control position in Wuhan China. I don't remember specifics.
Posted by: Orson at December 17, 2024 10:47 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2024 10:47 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Eromero at December 17, 2024 10:42 PM (LHPAg)
He is the head of what is effectively the Labor Party (New Democrats) but he drives a Maserati SUV, and wears a $15,000 Rolex watch. "Protector of the Little People", eh?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2024 10:47 PM (8zz6B)
The number of texts I get daily is incredible. Dude, I'm glad you won, I don't want to buy Christmas merch!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 17, 2024 10:48 PM (CHHv1)
If the ratings at CNN and MSNBC sink too low, they can probably sell tickets where their journalists have to grab the hot wires once you go past their fund raising goal!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 17, 2024 10:18 PM
___________________________
That's old footage. Last I heard that guy made a career change. I think someone said he took on a quality control position in Wuhan China. I don't remember specifics.
Posted by: Orson at December 17, 2024 10:47 PM
Did he go into lab safety protocols?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 17, 2024 10:48 PM (HlyYF)
What, didn't give his pronouns? What kind of Madisonian police chief is that?
Posted by: mindful webworker - I, me, mine at December 17, 2024 10:34 PM
Sounds like the ultimate DEI hire.
His qualification was that he could actually spell his own name. He was just showing off at the press conference.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 17, 2024 10:36 PM (HlyYF)
Did he give his skin and hair color, and describe his clothing, as well? You know like wokies and Kamala do?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 17, 2024 10:49 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2024 10:49 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
This is how you say "I'm from Louisiana" without actualsayings. so.
Judges would have also accepted salt marsh fishing in hip waders at night near an oil rig flare.
Posted by: BifBewalski at December 17, 2024 10:49 PM (MsrgL)
"You can call me--Mandark!" (lightning, horses whinying, etc)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 17, 2024 10:50 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 17, 2024 10:51 PM (D6PGr)
https://youtu.be/8ldEiJ-j4RI
Nursery might like the third one, and there's also one for TRex.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 17, 2024 10:51 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2024 10:51 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 17, 2024 10:18 PM (HlyYF)
___________________________
I wish they would be over the setup of the Japanese game show that had the contestants stand over a nut slapped that would go off whenever they make a mistake.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 17, 2024 10:52 PM (W6hoT)
Rep. Mike Collins @RepMikeCollins · 3h
And here we go. x.com/RepMikeCollins…
Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays
Vote no.
https://tinyurl.com/4uz8s5k4
photo of the 6"-deep spending bill
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 10:52 PM (hovnC)
That electric fence obviously hates the First Amendment, freedom of the press and the Truth in general.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2024 10:54 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 17, 2024 10:54 PM (JE3PQ)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 17, 2024 10:54 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 17, 2024 10:55 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 17, 2024 10:51 PM (D6PGr)
I doubt it's legal to have a lethal charge in any electric fence, whether for people or livestock.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2024 10:55 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at December 17, 2024 10:56 PM (+VovS)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 17, 2024 10:51 PM
***
Thank you! I predict Tree-Rex will make an ONT appearance before this Christmas season is done.
Posted by: TRex at December 17, 2024 10:56 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Rober
How do you account for waiting time with electric logs?
Posted by: Javems at December 17, 2024 10:57 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 17, 2024 10:18 PM (HlyYF)
If public opinion of journalists sinks any lower, electric torture of journalists could end up being legally required.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2024 10:57 PM (BI5O2)
Hurriedly-passed omnibus spending bills are how we end up with funding we can never get rid of for programs we never dreamed of.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2024 10:57 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 17, 2024 10:48 PM (CHHv1)
That's not Trump doing that. It's WinRed exploiting Trump appreciators. They like to wring money out of Trump supporters and then make sure the candidates we like never get the money they collect.
Posted by: Emmie at December 17, 2024 10:57 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall
If ONE person is even charged, I will buy the Horde a round at the next TxMoMe!
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at December 17, 2024 10:58 PM (+VovS)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2024 10:55 PM (8zz6B)
I’m just guessing that vid was South Africa.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 17, 2024 10:58 PM (D6PGr)
photo of the 6"-deep spending bill
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 10:52 PM (hovnC)
How many trees were murdered to make the paper to print over 500 copies of that bastard? Should have printed it on asswipe.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2024 10:58 PM (8zz6B)
I am pleased to nominate Herschel Walker as United States Ambassador to the Commonwealth of the Bahamas.
Herschel has spent decades serving as an Ambassador to our Nation’s youth, our men and women in the Military, and athletes at home and abroad.
A successful businessman, philanthropist, former Heisman Trophy winner, and NFL Great, Herschel has been a tireless advocate for youth sports. During my First Term, he served as Co-Chair of the President’s Council on Sports, Fitness, and Nutrition. Herschel has traveled to over 400 Military installations around the World, removing the stigma surrounding mental health. He represented the United States at the 1992 Winter Olympics as a member of the U.S. bobsled team.
Congratulations Herschel! You will make Georgia, and our entire Nation, proud, because we know you will always put AMERICA FIRST!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 10:58 PM (hovnC)
WEAPONIZATION: Biden publicly ordered 11 federal agencies to 'look' into Elon Musk. All 11 opened investigations. Then all 11 funneled a total of $300M to Reuters who then who won a Pulitzer Prize for their relentless attack pieces against the billionaire.
h/t @MikeBenzCyber
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 17, 2024 10:59 PM (6ZHNK)
I heard today all those Traitors on the fake January 6 Insurrection Committee and sweating bullets .
_________
Doesn't all that fall under Congressional Immunity?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2024 11:00 PM (dxSpM)
I am pleased to announce that Nicole McGraw will serve as the next United States Ambassador to Croatia.
Nicole is a philanthropist, businesswoman, and World renowned art collector. She opened her first art gallery in Palm Beach Gardens in 2006, and has since built a client base that spans the Globe, as well as a successful hedge fund specializing in fine art investments. Nicole has brought fine art to the People through her work leading CANVAS Art Charities, and raised Millions of Dollars for neglected and abused children as a Board Member of Place of Hope. She is a graduate of Southern Methodist University with a BFA in Art History and Studio Art.
Congratulations Nicole!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 11:00 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 17, 2024 11:00 PM (D6PGr)
https://youtu.be/8ldEiJ-j4RI
Nursery might like the third one, and there's also one for TRex.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 17, 2024 10:51 PM (VNX3d)
There are several cat trees in here. The one at 7:24 would appeal more to Nurse, and any others with family in the military.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 17, 2024 11:00 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2024 10:57 PM (dxSpM)
Congress is tone deaf.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 17, 2024 11:01 PM (Aqu9a)
He seems like a standup, non-woke dude.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 17, 2024 11:01 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
"All budget documents must be chiseled in granite by the sponsoring congressperson."
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at December 17, 2024 11:02 PM (+VovS)
WEAPONIZATION: Biden publicly ordered 11 federal agencies to 'look' into Elon Musk. All 11 opened investigations. Then all 11 funneled a total of $300M to Reuters who then who won a Pulitzer Prize for their relentless attack pieces against the billionaire.
h/t @MikeBenzCyber
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 17, 2024 10:59 PM (6ZHNK)
Reading that made me feel dirty. Like I was reading pron. This is just evil.
Posted by: Eromero at December 17, 2024 11:02 PM (LHPAg)
Croatia would be my choice to be an ambassador.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 17, 2024 11:02 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 17, 2024 11:02 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 17, 2024 11:02 PM (6ZHNK)
You could probably clear half a million every week.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2024 11:03 PM (BI5O2)
To all Senate Republicans: NO DEAL WITH DEMOCRATS TO FAST TRACK NOMINATIONS AT THE END OF THIS CONGRESS. I won the biggest mandate in 129 years. I will make my appointments of Very Qualified People in January when I am sworn in.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 11:03 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Jen the original at December 17, 2024 11:03 PM (o0kfZ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 17, 2024 11:04 PM (6ZHNK)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 10:16 PM (hovnC)
A Christmas shutdown would be perfect. Really reinforce the public's opinion that they are not on our side and that a bunch of them need to be primaried.
Posted by: Emmie at December 17, 2024 11:04 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: Emmie at December 17, 2024 11:05 PM (Sf2cq)
You could probably clear half a million every week.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2024 11:03 PM (BI5O2)
Use the battery out of a wrecked EV. A lot more zap, and there's always the pleasant prospect of a violent battery fire!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2024 11:05 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: gKWVE at December 17, 2024 11:06 PM (gKWVE)
Trump's XMas message to the Desperate and Deliberately Evil LIBs who fully earned ever bit of their spot within Hell.
The ctHARRIS/19 continue to urge IceKingJOE to keep puffing on that exploding cigar of world circumstance up to the point where he hands it off to Trump give the disgrace that they so rightly deserve. Watch Trump in it to IceKingJOE's back along with a "Kick Me" sign.
Yeah, what could go wrong?
There is no wall high enough, nor island remote enough to disuade a people who have been lied to and cheated out of a future woth having.
LIBs plead for a Morality which holds COMPROMISE as its standard of Value, making it possible to judge Virtue on the basis of the number of Values which one is willing to Betray.
IceKingJOE -- Get's what he deserves
-- the BOOT, and afterwards, he's just BozoJOE
-- the latest LIB president to disgrace their office and Betray us ALL
https://tinyurl.com/IceKingJOE-GivenTheBOOT
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at December 17, 2024 11:07 PM (jGOjv)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 17, 2024 11:08 PM (y7zkd)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2024 11:08 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 17, 2024 11:04 PM (6ZHNK)
I think she has been given the unparalleled opportunity to be on the boards of several think tanks, and run for her local school board.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 17, 2024 11:08 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 17, 2024 10:59 PM (6ZHNK)
Reading that made me feel dirty. Like I was reading pron. This is just evil.
Posted by: Eromero at December 17, 2024 11:02 PM (LHPAg)
If you haven't listened to Mike Benz on Rogan, etc you should. Scary stuff in those.
Posted by: Scarymary at December 17, 2024 11:08 PM (F2xQR)
Posted by: Piper
Once they find an author or a type of book they like, they'll read. That was the beauty of the Harry Potter books. Rowling deserves every dollar she made, just because she got so many kids to read.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2024 11:08 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat
And then dropped on their head from a distance no less than twice the thickness of the stack of granite tablets comprising the entirety of the document.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 17, 2024 11:08 PM (2NVsM)
#REPORT: Raven-Symoné says boys only watched 'That’s So Raven' because she had big boobs.
"I feel like boys watched the shows because I had big boobs. They came for the boobs but stayed for the comedy."
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No, I've never heard of her either.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 11:09 PM (hovnC)
#REPORT: Raven-Symoné says boys only watched 'That’s So Raven' because she had big boobs.
"I feel like boys watched the shows because I had big boobs. They came for the boobs but stayed for the comedy."
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No, I've never heard of her either.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 11:09 PM (hovnC)
She doth protesteth too much, methinks. Making mountains out of molehills, even.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 17, 2024 11:10 PM (Aqu9a)
Boo fucking hoo. That's the best time to shut down, it's after the election, and many people on vacation/holiday anyway.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 17, 2024 11:12 PM (6UApd)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
"BOOM!!"
(lookout!)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2024 11:13 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
When I start reading a book, if it looks like it is going in the DEI direction, I put it down. I started reading one book that looked like it might be good. One of the male characters turned out to be bi. The female character considered that a good thing. That book went in the trash.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2024 11:13 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2024 11:13 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 17, 2024 11:12 PM (6UApd)
The best possible thing that Congress can do is nothing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2024 11:13 PM (8zz6B)
Eddie Deezen non-sucking? Try "Dexter's Lab."
"You can call me--Mandark!" (lightning, horses whinying, etc)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Rushmore Rumble
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2024 11:14 PM (63Dwl)
#REPORT: Raven-Symoné says boys only watched 'That’s So Raven' because she had big boobs.
"I feel like boys watched the shows because I had big boobs. They came for the boobs but stayed for the comedy."
I only voted for those ladies whose cheers were the best choreographed. Nothing to do with boobage.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to do the Stations of the Cross and some Hail Marys.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at December 17, 2024 11:14 PM (+VovS)
i need some kind of psycho-social explainer on why leftwing women insist on speaking to adults as if they are kindergarteners. They all seem to believe this is charming and projects wisdom.
alexandriabrown @alexthechick 7h
I mirror people's speech patterns and accents unconsciously. This would be okayish if I did so well. I do not.
The one time that I mirror intentionally is when someone is speaking to me in this manner. I do it back, just as hard, purposefully to make that person squirm.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 11:15 PM (hovnC)
"Sweetie when you're out at the bathhouse, can you bring me back some warts?"
Posted by: no woman ever at December 17, 2024 11:16 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 10:16 PM (hovnC)
Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?
Posted by: Ebenezer Scrooge at December 17, 2024 11:16 PM (F2xQR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2024 11:13 PM (8zz6B)
Not entirely true. There's something they could do. Hurling themselves face first into squalid oubliettes from which there is no return would save taxpayers from having to pay a dedicated Congressman Hurler.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2024 11:17 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm a
Can you cut back on it by texting "STOP"?
It may not get rid of all of them, because there are a couple of different fundraising entities. But if you do that, it cuts way back.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2024 11:18 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 10:16 PM (hovnC)
Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?
Posted by: Ebenezer Scrooge at December 17, 2024 11:16 PM (F2xQR)
For Congress and the Swamp? Sounds like a good start. It's too bad they wouldn't all fit in The Barrel at once.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 17, 2024 11:19 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Fuck yeah, build a glass overpass and sell transponders like Ez Pass. Give 'em a jolt while you're blowing through the booth at 60.
Or set it up like a drive in theater, hang a speaker on your car window and press the button and watch em twitch on the big big screen.
This'd be great along the way to a scenic destination too. Like a farmer's market, but way better than buying hemp soap.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 17, 2024 11:22 PM (6UApd)
When you play #DungeonsAndDragons in the #Army and you let the LT play an elf.
https://tinyurl.com/kr7esccs
drawing
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 11:22 PM (hovnC)
i need some kind of psycho-social explainer on why leftwing women insist on speaking to adults as if they are kindergarteners. They all seem to believe this is charming and projects wisdom.
alexandriabrown @alexthechick 7h
I mirror people's speech patterns and accents unconsciously. This would be okayish if I did so well. I do not.
The one time that I mirror intentionally is when someone is speaking to me in this manner. I do it back, just as hard, purposefully to make that person squirm.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 11:15 PM (hovnC)
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I highly recommend looking into Transactional Analysis. This model uses three specific communication styles
parent
adult
child
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 17, 2024 11:23 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Second only to fucking themselves with rusty chainsaws
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 17, 2024 11:24 PM (6UApd)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 17, 2024 11:25 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2024 11:25 PM (XeU6L)
#ToyStory 69.....@Barbie Likes the #GloryHole
https://tinyurl.com/5cvwfn87
hilarious photo, IMHO
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 11:27 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: haffhowershower at December 17, 2024 11:27 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 17, 2024 11:19 PM (VNX3d)
At 48 sq. ft. each, you could fit 1 million squalid oubliettes from which there is no return into 1100 acres - about one fortieth of DC's land area.
*The More You Know*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2024 11:28 PM (BI5O2)
California spent $24 Billion “fighting homelessness” but didn’t track outcomes and the number of homeless people increased by 30,000 during that period.
The state also accounts for 30% of all of the homeless people in the U.S.
Elon Musk @elonmusk Dec 17
If you pay organizations according to the number of homeless people they “manage”, you create an incentive to maximize the number of homeless people, which is exactly what happened here
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 11:28 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 17, 2024 11:30 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Thank God for that Thin Blue Line™ at December 17, 2024 11:33 PM (olf63)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2024 11:34 PM (8zz6B)
i need some kind of psycho-social explainer on why leftwing women insist on speaking to adults as if they are kindergarteners. They all seem to believe this is charming and projects wisdom.
That's actually a really good question. Narcissists tend to do that too, in my experience. Probably a lot of overlap there now that I think about it.
Posted by: Condescension is not a virtue at December 17, 2024 11:36 PM (olf63)
When's the Butlierian Jihad? Seriously, I would really like to know if Herbert actually extrapolated what computers would eventually do to society or just needed some reason to have cool mentant characters
Posted by: azjaeger at December 17, 2024 11:37 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2024 11:39 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 17, 2024 11:40 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Eromero at December 17, 2024 11:43 PM (LHPAg)
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We had a compnay meeting with the new HR director. During the meeting, she asked a question saying, 'Everyone hold up your hand who blah, blah'. Turns out she had been a school teacher. There were a number of shared sidelong glances.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2024 11:43 PM (XeU6L)
i need some kind of psycho-social explainer on why leftwing women insist on speaking to adults as if they are kindergarteners. They all seem to believe this is charming and projects wisdom.
If I could spew a thesaurus like the newsman from Deadwood, I would. And especially at people like that.
I grew up believing that simpler was better ... big words are meant to enhance the person but degrade the message. While this is true, a man full of $10 words will be respected more, both by his friends and his foes.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 17, 2024 11:44 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 17, 2024 11:45 PM (D6PGr)
The very first thing you do to passive aggressive people is something they are unable to copy.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 17, 2024 11:45 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 17, 2024 11:45 PM (lhenN)
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Perfect. I'll need four tennis balls.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 17, 2024 11:48 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 17, 2024 11:48 PM (D6PGr)
I always wanted to be governor-general of American Samoa, which was a post at one point not all that long ago. No particular interest in Samoa, but, the title, oh yeah.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 17, 2024 11:49 PM (1m82a)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 17, 2024 11:45 PM (D6PGr)
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Jersey Mike's has incredibly good sandwiches. I get two "large" size for picnics on the boat. It runs about $34 with a $3 tip.
Not cheap.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 17, 2024 11:50 PM (hY4dx)
Madison mayor pleads to reporters: 'None of y’all's business who was harmed' in shooting.
Posted by: haffhowershower at December 17, 2024 11:50 PM (NMT5x)
The nitwit monetary authorities and the electorate (who has elected and re-elected many consecutive disastrously irresponsible reps) are facing some pretty tricky times. Not many tools in the box, if'n a black swan (or in this case, even partial return to mean) should come along.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 17, 2024 11:52 PM (1m82a)
Just impressionistic - and official government data probably are no longer much help - but I've sensed a recent surge in prices, noticeable even after 3 years of jaw-dropping inflation.
Leaving the grocery store for less than $50 almost never happens now. Four years ago, that was once every month or two or if stocking up, protein, or alcohol were factors. Still not used to it. Unboiled frog, which means very uncomfortable.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 17, 2024 11:55 PM (1m82a)
Posted by: scampydog at December 17, 2024 11:56 PM (41CYW)
$5.99 for 18pk which, until a couple weeks ago, was only $3.49.
But! In-store deal for 2x12pk of XL eggs for $6. I bought those, but they will not work right for my pastry recipes..
That's ok. Not doing the holiday baking this year anyway.
Posted by: JQ at December 17, 2024 11:59 PM (YoCnN)
In my peak nerdom, I joined the uni juggling club. I was the only one there who could not do five clubs.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 17, 2024 11:59 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 11:15 PM (hovnC)
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Check it out...is this what you do? (Ron Livingston from Loudermilk series)
https://tinyurl.com/se4emfcy
Posted by: Orson at December 18, 2024 12:00 AM (dIske)
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2024 12:03 AM (fwDg9)
Prices will probably go up initially when Trump takes office. May continue for a year or more. The press will go ballistic. We need to hold strong and hunker down and ride it out.
It's going to be rough.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 18, 2024 12:03 AM (mT+6a)
I was preparing for the wrapture here tonight, intentions to take inventory and shine 'em up with pretty paper and ribbons and gift tags. Problem right now is that the really good scissors have disappeared and there is a dearth of scotch tape, perhaps tomorrow is better for this activity.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 18, 2024 12:04 AM (Sgq8y)
Hey, we have a Republican House. It's not like they're going to dump billions of dollars more FREE MONEY into useless parts of the economy
Posted by: gKWVE on the turnip truck at December 18, 2024 12:05 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 17, 2024 11:59 PM (lhenN)
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Oh. Juggling.
I was going to put them in my mouth.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 18, 2024 12:06 AM (hY4dx)
https://tinyurl.com/se4emfcy
Posted by: Orson
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Excellent
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 18, 2024 12:07 AM (6ZHNK)
I was going to put them in my mouth.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
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Good. When you first said it the image of HKJ came to mind.
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 18, 2024 12:10 AM (6ZHNK)
Prices will probably go up initially when Trump takes office. May continue for a year or more. The press will go ballistic. We need to hold strong and hunker down and ride it out.
It's going to be rough.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage
In a bad case of deja vu, egg prices are soaring once again, rising nearly 38% between November of 2023 and November of this year.
Nationwide the average price for a dozen Grade A eggs was $3.65 last month, according to the US Bureau of Labor Statistics.
The major culprit is the bird flu. According to the CDC, about 33 million commercial egg laying birds have been killed by the disease in 2024.
About half of those deaths came since mid-October, severely cutting into the egg supply.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 18, 2024 12:16 AM (63Dwl)
Hubby was always taking my good sewing scissors for 'shop projects'-- ruined a few-- so I bought 2 multi-packs of cheapo scissors at homelydepot for him. More than enough, that he hasn't lost them all after, I dunno, several years... and I've hidden my Good Scissors so well that even I cannot find them now. Haha.
The cheapos are surprisingly good, at least good enough for cutting gift wrap & simple stuff like that.
Anyway, I'd help ya with your "wrapture" cos I've got plenty scissors and both kinds of tape-- the regular old shiny cello tape (which is best for foil wrappers) AND the 'invisible' kind!
Posted by: JQ at December 18, 2024 12:17 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 18, 2024 12:18 AM (lhenN)
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 18, 2024 12:18 AM (6ZHNK)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 17, 2024 11:45 PM (D6PGr)
I'm from jersey, and mike can go fuck himself. His subs are way over priced for those little sliders he calls subs. There are quite a few sub shops in the area and they flat out kick his ass.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 18, 2024 12:19 AM (VwHCD)
About half of those deaths came since mid-October, severely cutting into the egg supply.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Killed by the disease? Or-- killed by the companies because of the disease?
Posted by: JQ at December 18, 2024 12:19 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 18, 2024 12:19 AM (lhenN)
Posted by: raimondo at December 18, 2024 12:26 AM (800sy)
First World Problems are for Sunday.
Posted by: From about That Time at December 18, 2024 12:26 AM (4780s)
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 18, 2024 12:30 AM (6ZHNK)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 18, 2024 12:31 AM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 18, 2024 12:32 AM (mH6SG)
Killed by the disease? Or-- killed by the companies because of the disease?
Posted by: JQ
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That's they way they starve the people. Read that they are coming up with new hardship regulations for cattlemen too.
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 18, 2024 12:33 AM (6ZHNK)
Posted by: raimondo at December 18, 2024 12:26 AM (800sy)
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My state requires it for public and private schools. AND, they require it for all school employees who would have contact with minors (not just teachers). What state are you in that doesn't have these requirements?
Posted by: Orson at December 18, 2024 12:34 AM (dIske)
Nice that they got so fk'n expensive, just in time for the Holidays! /s
Posted by: JQ at December 18, 2024 12:34 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 18, 2024 12:35 AM (lhenN)
-Taj Mahal (?) Blues song
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 18, 2024 12:36 AM (IiMWP)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 18, 2024 12:36 AM (lhenN)
I am convinced the powers that be want us to believe in bird flu. And Covid. And global warming.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 18, 2024 12:37 AM (mT+6a)
Raw eggs! Nobody got sick.
Posted by: JQ at December 18, 2024 12:37 AM (YoCnN)
I am convinced the powers that be want us to believe in bird flu. And Covid. And global warming.
Bingo.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 18, 2024 12:39 AM (mH6SG)
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Yeah, nurse, agree.
Too much f*ckery!
Posted by: JQ at December 18, 2024 12:40 AM (YoCnN)
Raw eggs! Nobody got sick.
Posted by: JQ at December 18, 2024 12:37 AM (YoCnN)
I made Martha Stewart's eggnog once years ago. At least a dozen raw eggs, offset by a fifth of bourbon and a fifth of rum. We didn't get sick either. Guess the booze had medicinal qualities, lol.
Posted by: Scarymary at December 18, 2024 12:44 AM (F2xQR)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 18, 2024 12:47 AM (Sgq8y)
Nah, I didn't add the booze-- XH & the guys couldn't have *that* while on duty, but many of them just loved the stuff plain. With spices, of course.
Posted by: JQ at December 18, 2024 12:49 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: JQ at December 18, 2024 12:53 AM (YoCnN)
nurse, you nailed it!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 18, 2024 12:56 AM (Sgq8y)
I made it the once and never did again. It was expensive to do 20 years ago. Now I just buy a carton or two for those in the family who enjoy it. Some like it plain, others do like to add a shot of booze.
Posted by: Scarymary at December 18, 2024 12:57 AM (F2xQR)
I am convinced the powers that be want us to believe in bird flu. And Covid. And global warming.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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They want us to CATCH it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 18, 2024 01:00 AM (yz027)
Ah, the comfort of Tradition. Yet another thing TPTB would like to deprive us of...
Posted by: JQ at December 18, 2024 01:02 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 18, 2024 01:04 AM (D6PGr)
Double Christmas lights, due to the reflection, Yay! Pretty.
Posted by: JQ at December 18, 2024 01:06 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 18, 2024 12:47 AM (Sgq8y)
It... was... frigging... epic. It went for 2 days lol. It was mostly harley dudes and musicians, and 4 of the musicians have harleys, so it was a wild mix. 3 guitar players, 2 bass players and a drummer. I have a few amps and a bass rig in the family room next to my PC, so they fired that shit up and shook the pillars of Valhalla. There was great rejoicing. I still got a shit ton of beer and booze leftover, because everybody brought stuff. I'm guessing a 2nd party is in order.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 18, 2024 01:09 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Pete Bog at December 18, 2024 01:10 AM (BEkrU)
I saw a gator chilling in the parking lot of a Dennys in Central Florida once.
His hair was perfect.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2024 01:10 AM (1CG4q)
Posted by: Berserker
F'n A!
Glad you got the house "broken in" for Christmas Partying!
Posted by: JQ at December 18, 2024 01:11 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 18, 2024 01:12 AM (Sgq8y)
Hope the Bighorns are glorious. I have a good old Pineapple Express running through here. Warm and pouring rain. Snow level up to 6000 feet after days of heavy snow.
Whoot!
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 18, 2024 01:13 AM (+krNS)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 18, 2024 01:16 AM (mT+6a)
youtube.com/watch?v=jPQ8S0rVjs0
Posted by: JQ at December 18, 2024 01:16 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: raimondo
Yer a complete dipshit, who doesn't understand how the world works. All schools carry liability insurance. Maby the state doesn't ( highly unlikely) require it but the insurance companies sure as hell will. In my small church, if you want to volume with the kids, you have tp pass a background check. The short bus is waiting out front of your mom's house. Get on it.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at December 18, 2024 01:19 AM (goY6W)
Glad you got the house "broken in" for Christmas Partying!
Posted by: JQ at December 18, 2024 01:11 AM (YoCnN)
I gotta say, there was nothing on the floor or the walls when it was over. Nothing got trashed. It was like nothing happened here.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 18, 2024 01:20 AM (VwHCD)
The snow turned into rain at the end of the song.
Posted by: Scarymary at December 18, 2024 01:22 AM (F2xQR)
Posted by: Berserker
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*Adulting* isn't as difficult as they say! (and much more enjoyable, really)
You have some very cool friends!
Posted by: JQ at December 18, 2024 01:22 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: JQ at December 18, 2024 01:23 AM (YoCnN)
Howdyhorde. Business travel is not very glamorous.
Posted by: Pete Bog
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I'm a pro at it. Sitting in my liddle room right now.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 18, 2024 01:27 AM (yz027)
Posted by: Challenger Crew at December 18, 2024 01:29 AM (D0HYP)
Howdyhorde. Business travel is not very glamorous.
Posted by: Pete Bog
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I'm a pro at it. Sitting in my liddle room right now.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Which side is the noisy neighbor on tonight. There's always a noisy neighbor.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at December 18, 2024 01:30 AM (goY6W)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 18, 2024 01:30 AM (Sgq8y)
Which side is the noisy neighbor on tonight. There's always a noisy neighbor.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli
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Hmmm, is there a rule? Like, if you don't know who the noisy neighbor is, it's you.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 18, 2024 01:35 AM (yz027)
Isn't that the second or third item in the position description for "police chief"?
Posted by: Chuck C at December 18, 2024 01:35 AM (D0HYP)
What I mean is, I think I may be the noisy neighbor. Listening to 2-Way right now.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 18, 2024 01:36 AM (yz027)
Tried to link it but everything went crazy. It is Mr. Brook Benton singing Rainy Night in Georgia. I love that song.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 18, 2024 01:37 AM (Sgq8y)
"Red Rain" is one of my frustration songs, but I like to hear it at any time.
Listening to Brook Benton right now... Thanks! I like it!
Posted by: JQ at December 18, 2024 01:41 AM (YoCnN)
Same ol' same ol' -- it doesn't usually get nasty cold here until mid-January. There are always exceptions, of course..
Posted by: JQ at December 18, 2024 01:45 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Heh. I traveled in the 80's. I might have had a Walkman, I can't remember. Normal routine was turn on the TV, 3 beers and a sandwich from room service, shower, eat and crash.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at December 18, 2024 01:45 AM (goY6W)
Sweet dreams, Horde,
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 18, 2024 01:51 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: JQ at December 18, 2024 01:56 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: Miklos done tole y'all at December 18, 2024 02:01 AM (xesY+)
Posted by: JQ at December 18, 2024 02:02 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: Pete Bog
But worth it for the free Netflix.
Posted by: Miklos "works" from home these days at December 18, 2024 02:02 AM (xesY+)
Posted by: Miklos was options, eat, drink, or back to bed at December 18, 2024 02:04 AM (xesY+)
Posted by: JQ at December 18, 2024 02:06 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
I read that as "nosy" neighbor.
Posted by: Miklos, across from Gladys Kravitz but no Elizabeth Montgomery to discuss with at December 18, 2024 02:06 AM (xesY+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 18, 2024 02:09 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: JQ at December 18, 2024 02:11 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: Pete Bog
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Do it 5 days a week, lucky to get home on Friday night. Take care of home front on Saturday, do laundry on Sunday. On the road Monday morning. All of the motel rooms begin to look the same. Some days I would wake up, without being certain where I was.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 18, 2024 02:12 AM (XeU6L)
From right down the street in a very private and quiet neighborhood-
A 17-year-old male was arrested early this morning (Dec. 17, 2024) after officers responded to reports of auto theft and car break-ins on ----- Drive and the surrounding areas. He faces charges including breaking into motor vehicles, possession of a stolen vehicle, firearms violations, meth possession, and resisting arrest. Thanks to the community for your vigilance!
Posted by: Miklos, keeping an eye out at December 18, 2024 02:15 AM (xesY+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Multi-Million Miler Secretary of State Hillary C. at December 18, 2024 02:17 AM (xesY+)
Huh. Imagine that.. Didn't know you lived on the same street as Hunter Bi-dumb!
Posted by: JQ at December 18, 2024 02:20 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: JQ at December 18, 2024 02:21 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: Miklos is so cynical for one so mentally young at December 18, 2024 02:23 AM (xesY+)
If (LMAO) Huntie continues his criminal ways, will daddy Joey be able to issue *yet another* pardon before leaving office?
Posted by: JQ at December 18, 2024 02:29 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: JQ
*emails Dr. DOCTOR Jill a digital Post-It Note with "pardon Hunter again Jan 20 AM" on it*
Posted by: Miklos requests one for self, just in case, and transferable at December 18, 2024 02:33 AM (xesY+)
I hated that.
Had to have a few to calm down.
But even in the Presidential Suite of the Grand Royal Imperial Hilton, when the room starts spinning....
Posted by: Hillary C., who climbed Mt. Everest but lost to Trump at December 18, 2024 02:37 AM (xesY+)
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Well, yeah.. but.. has anyone ever before, gotten more than one pardon from the same president? Or, even from different presidents?
Just wondering.
Posted by: JQ at December 18, 2024 02:40 AM (YoCnN)
But then again the Clinton's seem to have.
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2024 02:43 AM (fwDg9)
Just wondering.
Posted by: JQ
Write "president" and "precedent" in any color crayon and challenge Joe to note any difference.
Posted by: Miklos2029! at December 18, 2024 02:44 AM (xesY+)
I enrolled him in the Advanced Student Program.
Things are so different these days.
Posted by: Concerned Aunt Miklos at December 18, 2024 02:46 AM (xesY+)
Posted by: Miklos2029! at December 18, 2024 02:44 AM (xesY+)
My favorite crayons flavors are burnt sienna and purple. I hope you use those flavors.
Posted by: Joseph Robinette Biden at December 18, 2024 03:13 AM (0vwnR)
Also - the Trump team response to the idiotic, completely un-serious and inconsequential Senator Warren is (*Mwhah*) the chef's kiss of perfection. These people are to be ridiculed and/or ostracized and, finally, ignored. The next four years are gonna be lit!
Lastly - I see that Kamala Harris actually thinks she is some type of party leader, or elder stateswoman, if you will, rather than the pathetic, borderline-retarded, California-Marxist, unlikeable alcoholic that she actually is. Better yet - there are a large number of leftist NPC's who also think this, having drunk from the large batch of Obama advisors' DNC Kool-Aid. I only hope that she runs for President again and actually gets the nomination so that she can be curb-stomped by JD Vance in 2028, a la Sonny Corleone beating Carlo in The Godfather. Alas, the odds of this happening are slim to none, and slim already left town, no matter what polls (polls are for strippers!) say.
Posted by: Publius Redux at December 18, 2024 03:15 AM (x45g2)
A friend was the representative of the Hungarian Chamber of Commerce in Singapore.
Was not happy when called back to Hungary, even with a senior government job.
Posted by: Miklos would also like Singapore, based on reliable accounts at December 18, 2024 03:31 AM (xesY+)
Who's joining me? Anyone? Anyone?
sheeeeeeeeeeesh
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 18, 2024 03:37 AM (O77yV)
Pax ex!
Posted by: Publius Redux at December 18, 2024 03:39 AM (x45g2)
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2024 03:52 AM (fwDg9)
Guinness stocks run dry as pubs forced to ration pints
Another grim milestone for the Biden Administration.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 18, 2024 04:00 AM (sAmhv)
Who's joining me? Anyone? Anyone?
sheeeeeeeeeeesh
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 18, 2024 03:37 AM (O77yV)
Wish I could help BD. Tbh - chugging a few cold ones whilst assembling a piece of furniture with a fellow hordling, and shooting the breeze (of course) sounds a little bit like heaven to me right now. Feeling a bit far from home at Christmas-time and its getting me a bit blue
Posted by: Publius Redux at December 18, 2024 04:00 AM (x45g2)
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