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Mid-Morning Art Thread
André Gill
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
ESPONJA!!1!!11!!
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 17, 2024 09:30 AM (w9Ycv)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 17, 2024 09:31 AM (kPJtn)
Posted by: BignJames at December 17, 2024 09:31 AM (Yj6Os)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2024 09:31 AM (kgE5c)
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Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 17, 2024 09:32 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: BignJames at December 17, 2024 09:32 AM (Yj6Os)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 17, 2024 09:32 AM (VE6XX)
Posted by: But at least it's a tax deduction at December 17, 2024 09:32 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at December 17, 2024 09:32 AM (cZPb7)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 17, 2024 09:32 AM (LhkjR)
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 09:33 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 17, 2024 09:31 AM (kPJtn)
True story:
My brother and his wife were expecting their first child. Brother had long brown hair, wife blonde. Baby came out with bright red hair. My brother was taken aback, then remembered the UPS man had bright red hair.
The wife DID have family with bright red hair over a few generations.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: dantesed at December 17, 2024 09:33 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: BignJames at December 17, 2024 09:33 AM (Yj6Os)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 17, 2024 09:33 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 17, 2024 09:34 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2024 09:34 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 17, 2024 09:34 AM (LhkjR)
This is nicely done, from the expression on New Dad's face to the bowl of gruel at the mother's bedside and Dad's leather case on the floor. It looks oversized, as if it holds specialized tools that are longer than could be contained in a regular dispatch case.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 17, 2024 09:35 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at December 17, 2024 09:35 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: dantesed at December 17, 2024 09:35 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: tubal at December 17, 2024 09:35 AM (PCK5/)
Posted by: runner at December 17, 2024 09:35 AM (QTCRF)
Posted by: French Tahiti Long Pig Butcher at December 17, 2024 09:35 AM (HRQvT)
Posted by: BignJames at December 17, 2024 09:36 AM (Yj6Os)
Posted by: BignJames at December 17, 2024 09:33 AM (Yj6Os)
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"Bansky"
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 17, 2024 09:36 AM (LhkjR)
Posted by: But you already knew that at December 17, 2024 09:36 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: BignJames at December 17, 2024 09:32 AM (Yj6Os)
He must referee NFL games.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)
I'd turn in my AoS membership card. If I had one.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 17, 2024 09:36 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 17, 2024 09:37 AM (BHrzb)
Posted by: BignJames
That's a 'Smith of Color', if you please!!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2024 09:37 AM (WXNFJ)
When John Brown was a little baby
Sittin on his daddy's knee
His father picked him up
And he threw him on the ground
And said 'This baby's wet all over me!'
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at December 17, 2024 09:37 AM (cZPb7)
I'd turn in my AoS membership card. If I had one.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
We were wondering where you were.
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 09:37 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 09:37 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 17, 2024 09:38 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Pete in Texas
Only a few possibilities -
Quisp
Quake
Capt'n Crunch
Kaboom
Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2024 09:38 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Let's get to work on the next one at December 17, 2024 09:38 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at December 17, 2024 09:39 AM (cZPb7)
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 17, 2024 09:39 AM (Fl+sH)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 17, 2024 09:39 AM (KiBMU)
Posted by: Hungry Baby at December 17, 2024 09:39 AM (G5+As)
Posted by: BignJames at December 17, 2024 09:32 AM (Yj6Os)
******
Yes! I like it!
Posted by: redridinghood at December 17, 2024 09:39 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Pete in Texas
Only a few possibilities -
Quisp
Quake
Capt'n Crunch
Kaboom
Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2024 09:38 AM (WXNFJ)
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I was worried it was the placenta!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 17, 2024 09:39 AM (LhkjR)
Posted by: Ladyhobbit at December 17, 2024 09:39 AM (9F3dB)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 17, 2024 09:40 AM (b1qe9)
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at December 17, 2024 09:40 AM (cZPb7)
Posted by: Hungry Baby at December 17, 2024 09:39 AM (G5+As)
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First, let go of my Eggo.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 17, 2024 09:40 AM (LhkjR)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 17, 2024 09:41 AM (NpAcC)
After our last child, my wife's Dr. was giving her post birth instructions. The last thing he said was 'No sex for six weeks." Then he turns to me and says: "That goes for you too."
Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2024 09:41 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2024 09:41 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 17, 2024 09:41 AM (NpAcC)
Head em up! Ride em in! Cowhide!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: redridinghood
Assless chaps would not be appropriate.
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 09:41 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Duh at December 17, 2024 09:42 AM (dg+HA)
Or it might just be a generic use of the male form for either a boy or a girl. Qui sait? Garcon! Another Cointreau, s'il vous plait!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 17, 2024 09:42 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 17, 2024 09:42 AM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Tuna at December 17, 2024 09:42 AM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 17, 2024 09:43 AM (VwHCD)
"All I wanted was a backrub."
Posted by: Her thought bubble at December 17, 2024 09:43 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey
I don't want to mess you up for the rest of the day but - their actually are recipes using placentas (along with human milk).
Le Leche League can be kind of out there.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2024 09:43 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at December 17, 2024 09:43 AM (aD39U)
Posted by: Tonypete
With a newborn, you pretty much don't get any sleep for six weeks.
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 09:43 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Pete in Texas
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider
Looked up beside her and said
"What's in the bowl, b*tch?"
Posted by: Andrew 'Dice' Clay at December 17, 2024 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)
Even as he held their newborn baby, Jacques could hear the dingoes gathering outside the door...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2024 09:43 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: dantesed at December 17, 2024 09:44 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 17, 2024 09:44 AM (i+Y/j)
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at December 17, 2024 09:44 AM (cZPb7)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 17, 2024 09:44 AM (qK9lf)
Posted by: Little Miss Muffet at December 17, 2024 09:44 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2024 09:43 AM (WXNFJ)
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/about 2 hours till supper to get over this
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 17, 2024 09:44 AM (LhkjR)
The mans work apron and gear bag thrown on the floor seem to indicate he left his job and hurried home to meet his newborn baby. The mother's hand resting on his leg conveys a loving intimacy.
A happily married husband and wife celebrating the birth of their first (or fifth) child.
Very nice CBD.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 17, 2024 09:45 AM (4XwPj)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 17, 2024 09:45 AM (RIvkX)
No whey!
Posted by: Little Miss Muffet at December 17, 2024 09:44 AM (dg+HA)
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That it might be whey has never ocurd to you?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 17, 2024 09:46 AM (LhkjR)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 17, 2024 09:45 AM (RIvkX)
Seems something Cannibal Bob would say.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2024 09:46 AM (AYz4A)
Mom in the painting looks ready to romp right now, groping the guy's leg.
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at December 17, 2024 09:46 AM (cZPb7)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2024 09:31 AM (kgE5c)
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"The kid just peed on me." -- Dortmunder character (Robert Redford) in the Hot Rock - at his Sister's house near beginning.
Yes I have seen that movie numerous times and have the book.
Posted by: Ciampino - How many times did you say? at December 17, 2024 09:47 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2024 09:43 AM (WXNFJ)
In their heyday in NYC, there were six-year-olds breastfeeding.
That's lunacy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 17, 2024 09:47 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2024 09:47 AM (AYz4A)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 17, 2024 09:47 AM (mT+6a)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2024 09:31 AM (kgE5c)
"Yours is.....you should see MINE!"
- - - - - The Baby
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2024 09:48 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2024 09:48 AM (dxSpM)
That's lunacy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Yep. How can that not mess the kid up?
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 09:48 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: zombie Andre Gill at December 17, 2024 09:48 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2024
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Jacques put the baby down gently, drew his MAS-36/51 rifle, and shot all the dingoes dead. The End.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 17, 2024 09:48 AM (J2vNu)
Sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Fun fact, as noted in the 1962 book, The Annotated Mother Goose:
"Tuffet: No such word. Many illustrations show Miss Muffet seated on a three-legged stool, but as many others prefer to picture her perched on a grassy hillock."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 17, 2024 09:48 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at December 17, 2024 09:48 AM (wzAuc)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 17, 2024 09:48 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: dantesed at December 17, 2024 09:44 AM (Oy/m2)
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Well, yes! They go really fast.
Posted by: Ciampino - Ridiculous Speed at December 17, 2024 09:49 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: JTB at December 17, 2024 09:49 AM (yTvNw)
Posted by: Tonypete
Especially when they would rather a newborn be malnourished and starving rather than offered formula.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 17, 2024 09:49 AM (mT+6a)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 17, 2024 09:47 AM (d9fT1)
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Not just NYC. A Le Leche teacher we knew here was feeding some of her many children till 7.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 17, 2024 09:49 AM (LhkjR)
Posted by: dantesed at December 17, 2024 09:44 AM (Oy/m2)
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Well, yes! They go really fast.
Posted by: Ciampino
That's ludicrous.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 17, 2024 09:49 AM (kPJtn)
"This? This is what that drone delivered last night? Whatever happened to storks?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2024 09:50 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself
First rate swaddling that is.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 17, 2024 09:50 AM (b1qe9)
That's lunacy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Yep. How can that not mess the kid up?
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 09:48 AM (v6JzV)
That one kid in GoT was like 12.
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 17, 2024 09:50 AM (CIS44)
That's ludicrous.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 17, 2024 09:49 AM (kPJtn)
"Move b*tch, get out da way....."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)
It's a French brand of hand lotion. This was their flagship magazine advert art. Makes a blcksmith's hands baby soft.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 17, 2024 09:50 AM (qPTEL)
Yes I have seen that movie numerous times and have the book.
Posted by: Ciampino - How many times did you say? at December 17, 2024
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No leading man actor ever did comic exasperation as well as Redford. (Well, maybe James Garner.) It's why, despite Dortmunder being described in the books as a small, nondescript man, I still picture Redford when I read one of the Westlake comic capers.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 17, 2024 09:50 AM (J2vNu)
Sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Fun fact, as noted in the 1962 book, The Annotated Mother Goose:
"Tuffet: No such word
Because they wouldn't have said she was sitting on her lazy ass in 1962.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 17, 2024 09:51 AM (kPJtn)
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 09:51 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at December 17, 2024 09:51 AM (cZPb7)
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 09:48 AM (v6JzV)
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Someone should do a $200,000,000 study on this.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 17, 2024 09:51 AM (LhkjR)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 17, 2024 09:51 AM (kPJtn)
Posted by: Ciampino - It's not going to work at December 17, 2024 09:51 AM (i0xsb)
There was a French family named LeFleur
To whom the doctor said, "Madame et Monsieur
I must dispel the rumor
That we heard a heart murmur
It's really just a soufflé de coeur!"
Posted by: muldoon at December 17, 2024 09:52 AM (991eG)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2024 09:52 AM (BI5O2)
That's lunacy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 17, 2024 09:47 AM (d9fT1)
Which reminds me of a joke: A social worker is traveling in the backwoods of West Virginia when she sees a slatternly-looking woman on a porch breastfeeding a very large child.
"Madam," she asked, "How old is that boy?"
"Six."
"Oh, good heavens! That's much too old! Why don't you wean him?"
"I try, but every time I do, he throws big rocks at me."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 17, 2024 09:52 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 17, 2024 09:51 AM (kPJtn)
Thank you, sir.
Started it out with a sore throat and sneezes. Wife has it too.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)
It's Tummy Rub Tuesday! Find those fuzzy bellies and give 'em the belly rubs! ALL the bellies!!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 17, 2024 09:52 AM (MVrLh)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Eddie Albert as Oliver Wendell Douglas.
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 09:52 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 17, 2024 09:53 AM (D6PGr)
That's lunacy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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I remember a "guest" on the Phil Hendrie show boasting about breastfeeding her 12-year-old. A classic.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at December 17, 2024 09:53 AM (wzAuc)
Posted by: Eromero at December 17, 2024 09:53 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage
No kidding. Beware of zealots of all types.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2024 09:53 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 17, 2024 09:53 AM (i+Y/j)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 17, 2024 09:52 AM (MVrLh)
Rubbing my fuzzy belly right now.
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 17, 2024 09:53 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: rickb223
Hey, Sponge, happy birthday!
Means this is TJM's wedding anniversary, too, right?
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 09:54 AM (v6JzV)
That's amazing! I've had plenty of experience with 6 year old girl teets, and never got milk outta one!
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 17, 2024 09:54 AM (qPTEL)
Hey, Sponge, happy birthday!
Means this is TJM's wedding anniversary, too, right?
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 09:54 AM (v6JzV)
Thank you very much.
And yes, that's correct.
I'm waiting on him to arrive so I can congratulate him.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: nurse ratched
I'll take it under advisement but the lovely Mrs. pretty much insists I stop with her's.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2024 09:54 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 17, 2024 09:54 AM (qPTEL)
A sad, but likely true story.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)
Postings on her social media account in 2020 calling mask resistors ignorant while supporting the domestic terrorists at BLM.
Maybe she can get with the nominee for Surgeon General and produce a dancing nurses video telling us healthcare company CEOs are fair game for deadly retribution.
Posted by: one hour sober at December 17, 2024 09:55 AM (Y1sOo)
What’s the latest in Canuckistan regarding Castreau? Yesterday it was all but a done deal he was resigning.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 17, 2024 09:53 AM (i+Y/j)
__________
I'm sure he's wrestled with his conscience and won.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2024 09:55 AM (dxSpM)
Started it out with a sore throat and sneezes. Wife has it too.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024
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Sponge, I just came off a similar cold. No longer sneezing, but I'm still clearing my throat and coughing every now and then. I was taking my usual Vitamin D3, zinc, K2, and B-complex liquid all thorugh it, and dosed myself twice with ivermectin.
One of the nighttime cold symptom pills, one with an antihistamine, made it possible for me to sleep without sneezing or (much) coughing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 17, 2024 09:55 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 17, 2024 09:52 AM (MVrLh)
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Great. Now I have to let Allie out of the library so I can rub her furry belly while she sits in front of me at my computer. Won't be able to get any work done...*sigh*
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 17, 2024 09:55 AM (BpYfr)
Andre Gill. The artist used to write it on the walls of every place he did a painting so it would show up in the painting.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2024 09:56 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: BignJames
That's a 'Smith of Color', if you please!!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2024 09:37 AM (WXNFJ)
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Wait, ...... African American Smith?
Posted by: Ciampino - Mandela was described as African American at December 17, 2024 09:56 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Little Dagny Sophia the Siberian cat likes that any day, not just on Tuesday.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 17, 2024 09:56 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2024 09:31 AM (kgE5c)
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"The kid just peed on me." -- Dortmunder character (Robert Redford) in the Hot Rock - at his Sister's house near beginning.
Yes I have seen that movie numerous times and have the book.
Posted by: Ciampino - How many times did you say? at December 17, 2024 09:47 AM
Reminds me of the scene form Three Men and a Baby when the baby is finally diapered, Tom Selleck picks her up, the diaper falls off, and she pees all over him.
"The little insect was just waiting for that..."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2024 09:56 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: NR Pax at December 17, 2024 09:57 AM (svLOV)
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at December 17, 2024 09:57 AM (cZPb7)
Russian Lt. General Kirillov was murdered this morning by an alleged Ukrainian bomb planted outside his apartment. Kirillov was Russia’s chief of the military’s nuclear, biological, and chemical protection forces. Kirillov’s assistant also died in the attack.
Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
WATCH IT: The moment Russian Lieutenant General Kirillov was blown up in Moscow.
Kirillov was Russia’s chief of the military’s nuclear, biological, and chemical protection forces.
https://tinyurl.com/2nzbm76m
16 seconds; no sound CC footage so you won't hear all of the parked cars' horns honking!
Posted by: zombie Andre Gill at December 17, 2024 09:57 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at December 17, 2024 09:57 AM (aD39U)
One of the nighttime cold symptom pills, one with an antihistamine, made it possible for me to sleep without sneezing or (much) coughing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 17, 2024 09:55 AM (J2vNu)
I have a daily regimen, but added a magnesium tab yesterday. I'm a lot better now than I was at 3 am, but still a bit runny nose.
Hate the fact the wife has it, her being immunocompromised at the moment. She did go to work though. Told her to come home immediately if she feels any worse. Of course, advised her not to go at all before that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Eddie Albert as Oliver Wendell Douglas.
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 09:52 AM (v6JzV)
Cary Grant as Mortimer Brewster.
Jack Lemmon as anybody.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 17, 2024 09:58 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Problem Glasses and Kool Aid Hair at December 17, 2024 09:58 AM (jxRfg)
A strong man like that you'd think he'd be able to pump her full of several babies at the same time.
Well...maybe he's just being considerate.
Alternate view: Now imagine all the pain and anguish these two will go through because they didn't have access to legal abortions. Thanks a lot, Donald.
Posted by: Robert at December 17, 2024 09:58 AM (hNy8E)
Means this is TJM's wedding anniversary, too, right?
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 09:54 AM (v6JzV)
Thank you very much.
And yes, that's correct.
I'm waiting on him to arrive so I can congratulate him.
Posted by: Sponge
And Fenelon's bday. But I don't think she's here at the moment.
Fen, if you are, Happy B Day!
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 17, 2024 09:58 AM (kPJtn)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Eddie Albert as Oliver Wendell Douglas.
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024
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Good point!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 17, 2024 09:58 AM (J2vNu)
"The little insect was just waiting for that..."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
My infant nephew pooped on my brother's suit on his wedding day.
Fortunately, being baby poo, it washed out pretty easily.
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 09:58 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2024 09:58 AM (dxSpM)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2024 09:58 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2024 09:58 AM (kgE5c)
*fistbump*
Thank you, sir. Much appreciated.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)
Means this is TJM's wedding anniversary, too, right?
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 09:54 AM (v6JzV)
Thank you very much.
And yes, that's correct.
I'm waiting on him to arrive so I can congratulate him.
Posted by: Sponge
And Fenelon's bday. But I don't think she's here at the moment.
Fen, if you are, Happy B Day!
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 17, 2024 09:58 AM (kPJtn)
Happy birfday and happy anniversary to all that apply!
Posted by: Robert at December 17, 2024 09:59 AM (hNy8E)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 17, 2024 09:48 AM (O7YUW)
https://youtu.be/yBuub4Xe1mw
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 17, 2024 09:59 AM (d9fT1)
Breaking911 @Breaking911
Christmas shopping at a Ross in California.
https://tinyurl.com/5n8f93dh
46 seconds; LOUD
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 10:00 AM (hovnC)
Jack Lemmon as anybody.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 17, 2024 09:58 AM (Aqu9a)
_________
Professor Fate was the most Jack Lemmon role Jack Lemmon every played.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2024 10:00 AM (dxSpM)
https://youtu.be/yBuub4Xe1mw
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 17, 2024 09:59 AM (d9fT1)
A bit obvious, but nicely done, regardless.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: French Tahiti Long Pig Butcher at December 17, 2024 10:00 AM (HRQvT)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 17, 2024 10:00 AM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Eddie Albert as Oliver Wendell Douglas.
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 09:52 AM (v6JzV)
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Cary Grant as Mortimer Brewster.
Jack Lemmon as anybody.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 17, 2024
***
Lemmon, yes. Grant's Mortimer, though, is not so much exasperated as beset by lunacy, and he reacts in much the same way. I still laugh when he points at the man who's about to drink some of the poisoned elderberry wine and chases him from the house to save his life.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 17, 2024 10:00 AM (J2vNu)
Hate the fact the wife has it, her being immunocompromised at the moment. She did go to work though. Told her to come home immediately if she feels any worse. Of course, advised her not to go at all before that.
Posted by: Sponge
Some kind of upper respiratory crud is going around. Wife snd I got it right after my birthday and we just got over it last week. Sam's has a huge bottle of orange flavored Magnesium gummies.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 17, 2024 10:00 AM (kPJtn)
Remote-detonated. The bomber had eyes on the target, and hit the button at the precise moment.
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at December 17, 2024 10:00 AM (cZPb7)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 17, 2024 10:01 AM (Sgq8y)
"Murdered"? Two nations at war, and one kills a general in the other's military, and you call it murder? Maybe "assassination", or "targeted killing".
Posted by: Military Moron at December 17, 2024 10:01 AM (JCZqz)
"Murdered"? Two nations at war, and one kills a general in the other's military, and you call it murder? Maybe "assassination", or "targeted killing".
Posted by: Military Moron at December 17, 2024 10:01 AM (JCZqz)
Its funny you expect the media to not suck at it's job.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)
Breaking911 @Breaking911
Christmas shopping at a Ross in California.
https://tinyurl.com/5n8f93dh
46 seconds; LOUD
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 10:00 AM (hovnC)
Would have been nice if someone was waiting just outside the door and *types*deletes*types*deletes*
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 17, 2024 10:02 AM (iODuv)
Breaking911 @Breaking911
Christmas shopping at a Ross in California.
https://tinyurl.com/5n8f93dh
46 seconds; LOUD
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 10:00 AM (hovnC)
This is all the fault of some dead pale faces who died over two hundred years ago.
Posted by: Robert at December 17, 2024 10:02 AM (hNy8E)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 17, 2024 10:03 AM (VE6XX)
Fortunately, being baby poo, it washed out pretty easily.
Posted by: Bulg
Never get mad at that. Always celebrate the babies.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 17, 2024 10:03 AM (kPJtn)
English - heart murmur (evokes a hushed background noise, a whisper)
French - soufflé cardiaque - (even softer, a whisper or a sound like a puff of breath)
Spanish - soplé del corazon - (similar to a soufflé but with a hint of musicality)
German - Herzgerausch - (lliterally "heart sounnd" but spoken it sounds, like a broken glass bottle in the gears of an industrial machine)
Posted by: muldoon at December 17, 2024 10:03 AM (991eG)
Would have been nice if someone was waiting just outside the door and *types*deletes*types*deletes*
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 17, 2024 10:02 AM (iODuv)
"Oops up side the head. Oops upside da head."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 17, 2024 10:03 AM (qK9lf)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 17, 2024 10:03 AM (D6PGr)
Posted by: It's me donna
I have a cousin who was born on Christmas Day.
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 10:04 AM (v6JzV)
Andre Gill. The artist used to write it on the walls of every place he did a painting so it would show up in the painting.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2024 09:56 AM
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Winner! ((digs into prize bag, pulls out plush platypus)).
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at December 17, 2024 10:04 AM (wzAuc)
What da fuk is an 'alleged' Ukrainian bomb? I mean sure, it could be a CIA/State Dept./US DoD/NATO op but an alleged bomb?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2024 10:04 AM (WXNFJ)
no hang
Posted by: Don Black. Message: we're still go at December 17, 2024 10:04 AM (/7KEl)
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h
NEW - China's Alibaba says to sell department store arm for $1.3 bn loss
China's Alibaba said Tuesday that it had agreed to sell department store chain Intime at a $1.3 billion loss, as the tech giant trims down its operations
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 10:04 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: Joe Biden
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There's a meme floating around of Biden standing in a crowd of people but lost entirely in a small girls hair, and the text says "May you someday find someone who loves you as much as Joe Biden loves... Nevermind"
Posted by: Join Boron Cobbie's anti-nihilism, anti-degeneracy, anti-feminist, pro-patriarchy fan club at December 17, 2024 10:05 AM (hIXll)
Recessive gene throwbacks, if you will.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 17, 2024 10:05 AM (Aqu9a)
What da fuk is an 'alleged' Ukrainian bomb? I mean sure, it could be a CIA/State Dept./US DoD/NATO op but an alleged bomb?
Posted by: Tonypete
Murdered?
*cough cough Militaries at war with each other cough cough *
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 17, 2024 10:05 AM (kPJtn)
Posted by: It's me donna
I have a cousin who was born on Christmas Day.
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 10:04 AM (v6JzV)
Thanks.
My step sis is early December, grandfather was the 10th, wife has a cousin that's this month as well. Neighbor is the 26th, former cow-orkers are the 22nd and 31st.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: affirmative shopping enthusiast at December 17, 2024 10:06 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Nine months ago at December 17, 2024 10:06 AM (dg+HA)
Dizzyingly fast editing on that show, to keep up with all the reaction shots.
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at December 17, 2024 10:06 AM (cZPb7)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 10:04 AM (hovnC)
they just write it off
Posted by: BignJames at December 17, 2024 10:06 AM (Yj6Os)
What da fuk is an 'alleged' Ukrainian bomb? I mean sure, it could be a CIA/State Dept./US DoD/NATO op but an alleged bomb?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2024 10:04 AM (WXNFJ)
Could have been his cigar getting too close to a particularly high octane vodka.
Posted by: Robert at December 17, 2024 10:06 AM (hNy8E)
92 Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Fun fact, as noted in the 1962 book, The Annotated Mother Goose:
"Tuffet: No such word. Many illustrations show Miss Muffet seated on a three-legged stool, but as many others prefer to picture her perched on a grassy hillock."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 17, 2024 09:48 AM (Q0kLU)
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COED:
tuffet
n noun
1 a tuft or clump.
2 a footstool or low seat.
ORIGIN
C16: alteration of tuft.
Posted by: Ciampino - she could sit on my tuffet at December 17, 2024 10:06 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 17, 2024 10:07 AM (O7YUW)
BREAKING: Ukraine said it assassinated a senior Russian general in Moscow after a bomb planted in a scooter exploded. Here is the video:
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As above; Breaking911 photo montage including the blowed-up scooter.
https://tinyurl.com/5n8ne2wh
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 10:08 AM (hovnC)
From another subversive French web site: [Gills activities included] Chansonnier, singer-songwriter, cartoonist, poet, caricaturist, painter, communard. Geesh, the guy in 1960s hippy mash up terms was Robert Crumb, Frank Zappa, Abbie Hoffman and Charles Bukowski all in one.
He also was locked up in a mental institution about the time he made today's painting. His body was found in a shed in 1885 in the Charenton area of Paris.
Right on. Another classic crazy 19th century French artist.
Verdict: Double Plus Good
Painting Verdict:
His cartoons were better.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 17, 2024 10:08 AM (e+6P0)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 17, 2024 10:09 AM (Sgq8y)
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
along came a spider
sat down beside her, and said
'Hey- what's in the bowl, bitch?'
-Andrew Dice Clay
Posted by: Don Black. Message: we're still go at December 17, 2024 10:09 AM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 17, 2024 10:09 AM (Sgq8y)
Very much appreciated.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Russian CNN at December 17, 2024 10:09 AM (jxRfg)
Posted by: I gotta ask at December 17, 2024 10:09 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2024 10:09 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 17, 2024 10:09 AM (CIS44)
"I once knew two sisters, their name it was 'Christmas' -
And one was called Dawn, of course, the other one was named Eve;
I wonder if they grew up hating the season,
The good will that lasts till the feast of Saint Stephen?"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 17, 2024 10:10 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)
BREAKING: Ukraine said it assassinated a senior Russian general in Moscow after a bomb planted in a scooter exploded. Here is the video:
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As above; Breaking911 photo montage including the blowed-up scooter.
https://tinyurl.com/5n8ne2wh
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 10:08 AM (hovnC)
He blowed up good. - Big Jim McBob
He blowed up real good! - Billy Sol Hurok
SCTV Farm Film Report
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 17, 2024 10:10 AM (Aqu9a)
Suddenly a baseball game breaks out, play-called by Steve Inman?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 17, 2024 10:11 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Russian Karens at December 17, 2024 10:11 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: tubal at December 17, 2024 10:11 AM (PCK5/)
Posted by: affirmative shopping enthusiast
Wal Mart has a ton of free TV's this shopping season. Alm you have to do is outrun loss prevention.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 17, 2024 10:11 AM (kPJtn)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:02 AM
Oh, we expect it. It's just fun to continually call them out on it. Because they suck.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2024 10:11 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 17, 2024 10:11 AM (i+Y/j)
Posted by: tubal at December 17, 2024 10:11 AM (PCK5/)
Is he ever even in country?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal
Because he's kicking back 20% to the Big Guy.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 17, 2024 10:12 AM (kPJtn)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 17, 2024 10:11 AM (O7YUW)
LOL!
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 17, 2024 10:12 AM (iODuv)
Posted by: Join Boron Cobbie's anti-nihilism, anti-degeneracy, anti-feminist, pro-patriarchy fan club at December 17, 2024 10:12 AM (hIXll)
Posted by: Russian Duchy at December 17, 2024 10:12 AM (dg+HA)
Oh, we expect it. It's just fun to continually call them out on it. Because they suck.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2024 10:11 AM (kgE5c)
It's like making fun of the retarded kid in school because he's, well, retarded and kids can be mean.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)
First thing I'd do...cut their electricity.
Posted by: BignJames at December 17, 2024 10:13 AM (Yj6Os)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at December 17, 2024 10:13 AM (HsOwE)
Hubbymayhem and the girl spawn both have black hair. Well, Hubbymayhem it used to be black. Now it's mostly silver when he doesn't shave. He shaves his head regularly and looks ten years younger. He turned 60 on Saturday.
My hair? Very dark blond, very light brown, and throw in some lighter reddish blond.. Oh and don't forget the grey!
My grandma had beautiful white hair by the time she was forty. Mine just seems to be going boring grey.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 17, 2024 10:13 AM (4XwPj)
The general looks like Donald Pleasance.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 17, 2024 10:14 AM (Q0kLU)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Interesting art. The looks on the faces of the man and woman are interesting. The kid, not so much.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2024 10:14 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 17, 2024 10:11 AM (i+Y/j)
aka The Youngstown Tune Up.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 17, 2024 10:14 AM (Aqu9a)
Show us on this doll where the bad civilization touched you.
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 10:14 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2024 10:14 AM (W/lyH)
It always seems he's a part of a Leonard Nemoy In Search of: episode.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ukrainian Karens at December 17, 2024 10:15 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 17, 2024 10:15 AM (e+6P0)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 17, 2024 10:15 AM (PiwSw)
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They know the party is winding down and they're trying to figure out any way they can to keep it rocking for a bit longer.
Posted by: Join Boron Cobbie's anti-nihilism, anti-degeneracy, anti-feminist, pro-patriarchy fan club at December 17, 2024 10:15 AM (hIXll)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at December 17, 2024 10:16 AM (HsOwE)
Posted by: Ukrainian Karens at December 17, 2024 10:15 AM (dg+HA)
But seriously. How do we know that scooter didn't just spontaneously combust? That seems to happen with those things.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 17, 2024 10:15 AM (PiwSw)
Thanks!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)
First thing I'd do...cut their electricity.
Posted by: BignJames
Total eradication of Western Civilization.
Fuck that. That sounds like a declaration of war.
Start shooting their asses. Words have meanings.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 17, 2024 10:17 AM (kPJtn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at December 17, 2024 10:17 AM (HsOwE)
Kilroy was here.
Posted by: Nine months ago at December 17, 2024 10:06 AM (dg+HA)
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Clap your hands and jump for joy,
For I was here before Kilroy.
Sorry to spoil your little joke;
I was here but my pencil broke.
Posted by: Ciampino - she could sit on my tuffet anytime at December 17, 2024 10:17 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: The IT Department at December 17, 2024 10:17 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at December 17, 2024 10:17 AM (HsOwE)
He was drunk as a skunk filming the scene in the car in the rain in Halloween.
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 17, 2024 10:18 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 17, 2024 10:13 AM (4XwPj)
I was hoping for white hair and instead I got blond... Weirdest thing... And no I don't dye it but people think I do...
Posted by: It's me donna at December 17, 2024 10:18 AM (VE6XX)
What's really striking, looking at Trump-ABC defamation settlement, is how determined George Stephanopoulos was to push the falsehood that Trump had been found liable for rape. Said it over and over. Each time made it harder to defend.
Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 1h
"Liable for rape" was obviously a phrase Democrats tried to get embedded into our consciousness. And they knew what they were doing.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 10:18 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: tubal at December 17, 2024 10:18 AM (PCK5/)
Fuck that. That sounds like a declaration of war.
Start shooting their asses. Words have meanings.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 17, 2024 10:17 AM (kPJtn)
Enter the area with full news crew and cameras.
"EXCUSE ME!!!! Is this a declaration of war against the west and it's citizens?"
"HELL YES!!!!"
*drops all equipment*
*bears arms*
*lays waste to enemy combatants*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at December 17, 2024 10:18 AM (HsOwE)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 17, 2024 10:18 AM (e+6P0)
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This is the coming from the bunch that was given prime beach-front real estate in one of the most beautiful parts of the world and couldn't figure out how to build resorts there.
Posted by: Join Boron Cobbie's anti-nihilism, anti-degeneracy, anti-feminist, pro-patriarchy fan club at December 17, 2024 10:19 AM (hIXll)
Posted by: tubal at December 17, 2024 10:18 AM (PCK5/)
He'll just retire to his massive mansion in the english countryside they paid cash for.
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 17, 2024 10:19 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 17, 2024 10:19 AM (O7YUW)
“There’s just no value — with respect to my colleagues in the mainstream press — in a general election, to speaking to the New York Times or speaking to the Washington Post, because those [readers] are already with us,” Flaherty said.
Posted by: SMOD at December 17, 2024 10:19 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 17, 2024 10:19 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at December 17, 2024 10:20 AM (HsOwE)
Posted by: Join Boron Cobbie's anti-nihilism, anti-degeneracy, anti-feminist, pro-patriarchy fan club at December 17, 2024 10:19 AM (hIXll)
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"How could I build a resort here when there are Jews over there? Answer me that, infidel."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 17, 2024 10:20 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
In the words of MST3K, "He's basically an old baby."
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 10:20 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: pudinhead at December 17, 2024 10:20 AM (jFCkp)
Posted by: BruceWayne
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He's got what, seven yachts?
Posted by: Join Boron Cobbie's anti-nihilism, anti-degeneracy, anti-feminist, pro-patriarchy fan club at December 17, 2024 10:20 AM (hIXll)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 10:20 AM (hovnC)
Happy Anniversary to you and the Mrs. sir. Congratuations!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at December 17, 2024 10:20 AM (HsOwE)
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No, it's his actual birthday.
The same day of the year that I married Dolley.
Today is my 13th anniversary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 17, 2024 10:20 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: tubal at December 17, 2024 10:11 AM (PCK5/)
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Is he ever even in country?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024
***
He's at one of his houses in France, waiting for the Jacuzzi guys to show up and install his one-day-project custom shower. (Also hoping "Christina" will help him christen the shower when they're done.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 17, 2024 10:21 AM (J2vNu)
Happy Anniversary to you and the Mrs. sir. Congratuations!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)
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And happy birthday to you!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 17, 2024 10:21 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at December 17, 2024 10:20 AM (HsOwE)
I do share one with JJ today. I'm humbled.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 17, 2024 10:21 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Dr_No at December 17, 2024 10:21 AM (ayRl+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 17, 2024 10:21 AM (GBKbO)
Much appreciated.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Join Boron Cobbie's anti-nihilism, anti-degeneracy, anti-feminist, pro-patriarchy fan club at December 17, 2024 10:21 AM (hIXll)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at December 17, 2024 10:21 AM (HsOwE)
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at December 17, 2024 10:21 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: tubal at December 17, 2024 10:18 AM (PCK5/)
Lil Z has to have a couple of billion in Cayman and Swiss accounts. He’ll be fine.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 17, 2024 10:21 AM (i+Y/j)
Happy Anniversary to you and Dolly!
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 10:21 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant
3D House of Beef.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 17, 2024 10:22 AM (e+6P0)
Biden Commutes Sentence of Billionaire Hamas Leader’s Terrorist Brother | Nick R. Hamilton, Slay News
Lame-duck President Joe Biden has commuted the prison sentence of Islamic terrorist Mufid Abdulqader.
Abdulqader is the half-brother of Khaled Mashaal, the billionaire Hamas leader, Breitbart reported.
He was convicted of funneling money to the terrorist organization.
Abdulqader’s clemency came among a slew of others from Biden this week.
With the stroke of a pen, Biden issued 39 pardons and commuted the sentences of 1,500 convicts.
Among those released from prison are drug traffickers and cartel leaders.
Abdulqader was convicted in 2008 along with four others of using an American Muslim charity, Holy Land Foundation, to fund the terror group with its donations.
Also named in that case was the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR).
Notably, CAIR had a hand in softening the Biden-Harris administration’s stance on anti-Semitism.
Some believe Abdulqader’s was about more than mercy.
The release of Abdulqader comes as hostage negotiations continue following the Hamas attack on Israel on October 7, 2023.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 10:22 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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In the words of MST3K, "He's basically an old baby."
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024
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The Winston Churchill look.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 17, 2024 10:22 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 17, 2024 10:20 AM (GBKbO)
Ah.....lucky #13. Nice.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 17, 2024 10:21 AM (GBKbO)
Much appreciated.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)
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29...finally. How's it feel?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 17, 2024 10:22 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Roy at December 17, 2024 10:23 AM (z+ik4)
Posted by: Join Boron Cobbie's anti-nihilism, anti-degeneracy, anti-feminist, pro-patriarchy fan club at December 17, 2024 10:21 AM (hIXll)
Well, no, but I'll likely be wasted later.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
You got married when you were five????!!!!!
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 10:23 AM (v6JzV)
First thing I'd do...cut their electricity.
Posted by: BignJames at December 17, 2024 10:13 AM (Yj6Os)
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If at a occupy sit-in: electricity and water and stuff their sewerline. No TP. Feed them with phenolphthalein-laced food.
Posted by: Ciampino - The trots are guaranteed at December 17, 2024 10:23 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 10:22 AM (hovnC)
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The use of autopen makes it a requirement that lawsuits be brought to force Biden to prove that he actually signed anything with his signature.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 17, 2024 10:23 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)
Wish I could celebrate the end of this damn school that way tonight, but got my written test tomorrow AM.
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 17, 2024 10:24 AM (CIS44)
29...finally. How's it feel?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 17, 2024 10:22 AM (GBKbO)
Heh....I've been 29 for a few years now.
Woke up this morning with a sneeze and sore throat and managed to rip something in my right elbow that has me slightly uncomfortable most of the time.
So, yeah, 29.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
You got married when you were five????!!!!!
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 10:23 AM (v6JzV)
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Us trad Catholics are a weird bunch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 17, 2024 10:24 AM (GBKbO)
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I saw a news blurb reporting some Norks killed 8 Russian troops in a friendly fire incident
also saw a vid of what was supposedly Nork troops advancing on the enemy over open ground, much like Pickett at Gettysburg,
with similar results
Posted by: Don Black. Message: we're still go at December 17, 2024 10:24 AM (/7KEl)
Posted by: BruceWayne
Good luck, Man.
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 10:25 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at December 17, 2024 10:20 AM (HsOwE)
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No, it's his actual birthday.
The same day of the year that I married Dolley.
Today is my 13th anniversary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 17, 2024 10:20 AM (GBKbO)
Happy Birthday Sponge!
Happy Anniversary TJM & Dolley!
It's a good day.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 17, 2024 10:25 AM (Aqu9a)
Wish I could celebrate the end of this damn school that way tonight, but got my written test tomorrow AM.
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 17, 2024 10:24 AM (CIS44)
I prolly shouldn't being as I am a bit under the weather, but I'm sure SpongeBro will have something to say about it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Count de Monet
Wow. I haven't heard that for awhile. During the time I was at YS&T, one of our keypunchers was blown up in her car. (Long story but she was warned - let's leave it at that)
TP, what's up?
Oh, not much. But Big Sue called in dead today.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2024 10:25 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 17, 2024 10:25 AM (v4srF)
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 10:25 AM (v6JzV)
Thanks, not too worried about the written, more focused on the Oral that's a tad ttrickier.
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 17, 2024 10:25 AM (CIS44)
Happy Birthday Sponge!
Happy Anniversary TJM & Dolley!
It's a good day.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 17, 2024 10:25 AM (Aqu9a)
Appreciated, sir. Very much.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)
The same day of the year that I married Dolley.
Today is my 13th anniversary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Yes. And Happy Anniversary to you and Dolley.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 17, 2024 10:25 AM (kPJtn)
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Well, no, but I'll likely be wasted later.
Posted by: Sponge
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Ah, sorry, must've been Skip.
Posted by: Join Boron Cobbie's anti-nihilism, anti-degeneracy, anti-feminist, pro-patriarchy fan club at December 17, 2024 10:25 AM (hIXll)
Whoofreakinghoo! Day drinking shall commence!
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 17, 2024 10:25 AM (v4srF)
*big hugs*
*cheek squeeze*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)
The same day of the year that I married Dolley.
Today is my 13th anniversary.
Sponge is 13?
Posted by: 45 at December 17, 2024 10:26 AM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 17, 2024 10:25 AM (CIS44)
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Kamala at December 17, 2024 10:26 AM (HsOwE)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
Physical fitness runs in the family. Dad's ripped, and junior is planking ten minutes after birth.
Posted by: mikeski at December 17, 2024 10:27 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 17, 2024 10:27 AM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2024 10:27 AM (bLaAy)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at December 17, 2024 10:20 AM (HsOwE)
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No, it's his actual birthday.
The same day of the year that I married Dolley.
Today is my 13th anniversary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 17, 2024 10:20 AM (GBKbO)
Birfdays and anniversaries are too easy to mix up.
So everyone line up, you're all getting a spank.
Posted by: Robert at December 17, 2024 10:27 AM (8p6hk)
Sponge is 13?
Posted by: 45 at December 17, 2024 10:26 AM (Vu7A1)
Mentally.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)
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"That's hot."
-Joe Biden
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 17, 2024 10:27 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: 45 at December 17, 2024 10:26 AM (Vu7A1)
Mentally.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)
*Makes fart noise with armpit*
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 17, 2024 10:28 AM (CIS44)
Next time you see mom and pop, please give them my regards and a big hug.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 17, 2024 10:28 AM (v4srF)
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To be fair, we all look alike to them.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 10:28 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: tubal at December 17, 2024 10:28 AM (PCK5/)
Next time you see mom and pop, please give them my regards and a big hug.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 17, 2024 10:28 AM (v4srF)
Will do!
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 17, 2024 10:28 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2024 10:27 AM (bLaAy)
Some how, he fell off the board and through 7 rounds of .45...
One in the head. Ouch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 17, 2024 10:28 AM (HsOwE)
Posted by: Robert at December 17, 2024 10:27 AM (8p6hk)
How about a tummy rub?
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 17, 2024 10:29 AM (v4srF)
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 17, 2024 10:29 AM (4XwPj)
Or the 3D House of Pancakes!
https://youtu.be/SE4OwfoCLO4?t=50
Poor Count Floyd, he could never get an actual scary movie for Monster Chiller Horror Theatre.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 17, 2024 10:29 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 17, 2024 10:29 AM (4XwPj)
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But...it's after September.
How is there still Christmas shopping to do?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 17, 2024 10:30 AM (GBKbO)
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Its easy now, everything has been discounted.
Posted by: pudinhead at December 17, 2024 10:30 AM (jFCkp)
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 10:30 AM (v6JzV)
From Today In History:
On this day in 1903 brothers Orville and Wilbur Wright made the first flight.
With Napoleon's decree of Milan, all neutral countries and allies of France were forbidden to trade with Britain.
What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, The Pelican Brief and Beethoven’s 2nd were released in theaters. Which explains TJM and his goofy movie essays.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 17, 2024 10:30 AM (e+6P0)
Posted by: Robert at December 17, 2024 10:27 AM (8p6hk)
Thank you, sir. May I have another?
Posted by: Chip Diller at December 17, 2024 10:30 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
A visual I did not need as I returned to my desk
Posted by: Doof at December 17, 2024 10:31 AM (jgdZo)
@199/Count de Monet: SCTV - so many good memories.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant
3D House of Beef.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
Battle of the PBS Stars
https://youtu.be/10WDGYBJYwE
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2024 10:31 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: naturalfake at December 17, 2024 10:31 AM (gz4ta)
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I (my wife) started this weekend.
Posted by: pudinhead at December 17, 2024 10:31 AM (jFCkp)
A visual I did not need as I returned to my desk
Posted by: Doof at December 17, 2024 10:31 AM (jgdZo)
My job, here, is done.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Yesterday marked the start of Germany's last gamble in the West, the Battle of the Bulge.
Kampfgruppe Peiper ist kaput!
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2024 10:31 AM (bLaAy)
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I saw a news blurb reporting some Norks killed 8 Russian troops in a friendly fire incident
also saw a vid of what was supposedly Nork troops advancing on the enemy over open ground, much like Pickett at Gettysburg,
with similar results
Posted by: Don Black. Message: we're still go at December 17, 2024 10:24 AM (/7KEl)
Memba back Inna day when the nightly news would post another grim milestone counts if the dead in a lefty disfavored war. Yet here we are with Biden feeding foreigners into a meat grinder for 10 percent of the grift.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 17, 2024 10:31 AM (OA79/)
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 10:32 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: muldoon at December 17, 2024 10:33 AM (991eG)
Elon says there is Xmail coming to rival Gmail. How does the “conservative” WSJ spin it? It’s a security threat for Gmail users because someone might try a fishing scheme on them.
So I guess no new email platform should ever be built to challenge Google. Just to be safe.
Fuck these assholes.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 17, 2024 10:33 AM (i+Y/j)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 10:33 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Brain bleach would be helpful
Posted by: Doof at December 17, 2024 10:33 AM (jgdZo)
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 10:34 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Bulg
Mine's done and wrapped. Phew!
Posted by: Tuna at December 17, 2024 10:34 AM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 17, 2024 10:34 AM (i+Y/j)
Posted by: Doof at December 17, 2024 10:34 AM (jgdZo)
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Antwerp Or Bust!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 17, 2024 10:34 AM (JkO4W)
Posted by: pudinhead at December 17, 2024 10:31 AM (jFCkp)
I was in Kohls last weekend and the place was packed waited to check out for 25 minutes.... I'm done.. Did the rest online
Posted by: It's me donna at December 17, 2024 10:34 AM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2024 10:34 AM (bLaAy)
Gmail is a phishing scheme. Go read the EULA.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 10:35 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 17, 2024 10:35 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 17, 2024 10:35 AM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Brain bleach would be helpful
Posted by: Doof
Speak for yourself. Sponge has a cute butt.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 17, 2024 10:35 AM (FVIA4)
Posted by: Doof
Got to it late, but I enjoyed your interesting geography facts on the ONT.
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 10:35 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 17, 2024 10:35 AM (JkO4W)
Isn't that the thing that hangs in the back of your throat?
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 17, 2024 10:36 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 17, 2024 10:36 AM (kPJtn)
Mom: A boy
Dad: How can you tell?
Mom: Look under the blanket.
Dad looks: Ohhhh, I see...
...blue booties!
Posted by: muldoon at December 17, 2024 10:36 AM (991eG)
If it's from the lady in yesterday's painting, count me in for a double.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 17, 2024 10:36 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: pudinhead at December 17, 2024 10:31 AM (jFCkp)
I was in Kohls last weekend and the place was packed waited to check out for 25 minutes.... I'm done.. Did the rest online
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Most of the shopping is for Future Leader. The wife and I just buy what we want when we feel like it. I did score a goodly amount of winter socks for me and Future Leader. Everyone raids my sock drawer.
Posted by: pudinhead at December 17, 2024 10:36 AM (jFCkp)
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No!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 10:35 AM (hovnC)
A cow-orker YEARS ago told me "you're a chump if you work on your birthday."
Therefore, I haven't worked on my birthday since. The company I work for has actually added it to a company granted day, so I don't even have to burn vacation time for it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Common Tater at December 17, 2024 10:36 AM (B4klT)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 17, 2024 10:35 AM (FVIA4)
People everywhere are starting to question your judgement.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Common Tater
Put maple syrup on your bagels.
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 10:37 AM (v6JzV)
His leg proportions are a bit off, though?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2024 10:38 AM (u1uWe)
Posted by: pudinhead at December 17, 2024 10:38 AM (jFCkp)
Put maple syrup on your bagels.
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 10:37 AM (v6JzV)
Keep that up and if you make it to the TxMoMe next year, CBD might shoot you.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 17, 2024 10:38 AM (e+6P0)
Posted by: pudinhead
What channel?
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 10:38 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
Retired. The most work I'm going to do today is making the bed and driving to the post office to mail some Christmas cards.
Posted by: Tuna at December 17, 2024 10:39 AM (oaGWv)
Fred Rogers + Julia Childs boxing match play-called by Howard Cosell and Dick Cavett:
"He's beating Childs with the lovable King Friday!" *bwahaha* I'd forgotten this one!
SCTV's game show, patterned after Jeopardy, "Half-Wits"
https://youtu.be/eTDsJd1l7Aw
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 17, 2024 10:39 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 10:35 AM (v6JzV)
Good to hear. A handful of fellow nerds have shown appreciation for that kind of stuff I've been featuring. I have more in the queue. Along with more Rush - just to annoy Nurse.
Posted by: Doof at December 17, 2024 10:39 AM (jgdZo)
Posted by: Sponge
I'm not worried. Nurse says he's a terrible shot.
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 10:40 AM (v6JzV)
********
Judging by the Wegovy commercials, the Bulge won.
Posted by: muldoon at December 17, 2024 10:40 AM (991eG)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 17, 2024 10:40 AM (e+6P0)
Posted by: pudinhead
What channel?
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Somewhere in the high 500's or very low 600's. Just spool up Ancient Aliens and do an ever widening circular search.
Posted by: pudinhead at December 17, 2024 10:40 AM (jFCkp)
I'm not worried. Nurse says he's a terrible shot.
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 10:40 AM (v6JzV)
But there are innocent bystanders everywhere. You're risking LIVES, man......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Doof
I am a huge geography nerd.
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 10:41 AM (v6JzV)
The boat before us was late, so they are still in our spot at the dock and we are bob bob bobbing in the middle of the bay. Gonna be late to work.
Oh well.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 17, 2024 10:41 AM (FVIA4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2024 10:42 AM (bLaAy)
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 10:37 AM (v6JzV)
Keep that up and if you make it to the TxMoMe next year, CBD might shoot you.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)
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Are carrot bagels a thing?
Posted by: ShainS -- Could the drones be holographic projections? at December 17, 2024 10:42 AM (ohkPt)
Oh well.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 17, 2024 10:41 AM (FVIA4)
Close enough.........
https://youtu.be/rTVjnBo96Ug?t=11
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 17, 2024 10:42 AM (e+6P0)
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff
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Go easy on that stuff, you might break a hip
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 17, 2024 10:42 AM (c0tJM)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
Bought myself a small espresso machine for Christmas. Having fun with it once I learned how to use it.
Posted by: Tuna at December 17, 2024 10:42 AM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Bulg
I never said that. I have outshot him on occasion, however.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 17, 2024 10:43 AM (FVIA4)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 17, 2024 10:43 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: ShainS -- Could the drones be holographic projections?
Everybody knows carrots belong in chili.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 17, 2024 10:43 AM (e+6P0)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 17, 2024 10:44 AM (FVIA4)
Liberal Veteran Claims Trump Will Be Arrested December 20th Under Executive Order 13848 — Calls for Mob to Storm D.C. on Inauguration Day and Demand Trump Step Down if Arrest Doesn’t Happen
Posted by: SMOD at December 17, 2024 10:44 AM (RHGPo)
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He speaking Austrian, rite?
Posted by: pudinhead at December 17, 2024 10:44 AM (jFCkp)
Liberal Veteran Claims Trump Will Be Arrested December 20th Under Executive Order 13848 — Calls for Mob to Storm D.C. on Inauguration Day and Demand Trump Step Down if Arrest Doesn’t Happen
Posted by: SMOD
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Because it would be his third term?
Posted by: Join Boron Cobbie's anti-nihilism, anti-degeneracy, anti-feminist, pro-patriarchy fan club at December 17, 2024 10:45 AM (hIXll)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 17, 2024 10:42 AM (e+6P0)
Shortly after the Ford Lightning arrived, Borla came up with this external speaker system that tied into the factory wiring and gave you multiple engine sounds from various V8 engines tied to the throttle position sensor.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes
He was probably thinking of the "Malvinas," the Argentinian name for the archipelago. That would be just like his Anglophobic ass. But, being a dumb Anglophobic ass, it came out as "Maldives."
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 10:45 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 17, 2024 10:42 AM (e+6P0)
It ain't workin'.
Posted by: BignJames at December 17, 2024 10:45 AM (Yj6Os)
It has fake V8 sounds so the owners can feel less stupid.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
Not from where we're standing. 😂😂😂
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 17, 2024 10:46 AM (kPJtn)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
At home. Two days a week. And every third Saturday.
**looks at clock**
Two more hours or so and I can shower, dress and get drunk.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 17, 2024 10:46 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 17, 2024 10:46 AM (e+6P0)
Posted by: Common Tater at December 17, 2024 10:47 AM (B4klT)
Two more hours or so and I can shower, dress and get drunk.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 17, 2024 10:46 AM (Q0kLU)
It IS my birthday, after all.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 17, 2024 10:42 AM (e+6P0)
Needs an endorsement from former NASCAR driver Dick Trickle. There could be a special version called the Trickle Charger.
Posted by: Doof at December 17, 2024 10:47 AM (jgdZo)
QUICK REFERENCE GUIDE TO SPACE ACTIVITY FOR DECEMBER 17
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - O3b mPOWER 7 & 8
LC-39A - Kennedy Space Center - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: December 17, 2024
Launch Time: 3:59 p.m. ET, 2059 UTC, 21:59 CET
https://www.youtube.com/live/eEnFXW2p0OY
Posted by: Ciampino - bury, busy, busy! at December 17, 2024 10:48 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: muldoon at December 17, 2024
***
Fat Chick in White T-shirt in the Wegovy spots: "I'm keeping the weight off!"
Wolfus, at home: "Maybe, but you're keeping it right next to you at all times."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 17, 2024 10:48 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: pudinhead at December 17, 2024 10:48 AM (jFCkp)
Posted by: Doof at December 17, 2024 10:47 AM (jgdZo)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Auspex at December 17, 2024 10:48 AM (j4U/Z)
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After 40 years of it... I called it quits.
"I love to work at nothing all day"
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 17, 2024 10:49 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Common Tater
Last time I had a cold I used Zicam nasal spray. Got over the cold in record time.
Posted by: Tuna at December 17, 2024 10:49 AM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Doof at December 17, 2024 10:47 AM
*golf clap*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2024 10:49 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)
I have friends in the car tuner business and I keep telling them they need to develop sounds for electric cars. They would be like ringtones. Just about every EV brand has a signature sound (or sounds) that you can have the car make.
If I had an EV I would want it to sound like an F14
Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2024 10:49 AM (xhfG9)
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 10:49 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)
And TJMs anniversary. I'll toast you both.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 17, 2024 10:49 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Happy Birthday, brother! Go buy yourself a bottle of bourbon and pretend I gave it to you.
Posted by: Doof at December 17, 2024 10:49 AM (jgdZo)
There's a part of me that admires the slippery little bastard.
Posted by: Auspex at December 17, 2024 10:48 AM (j4U/Z)
Read yesterday where if he makes it 3 more months, he'll get government pension for life.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Happy Birthday, brother! Go buy yourself a bottle of bourbon and pretend I gave it to you.
Posted by: Doof at December 17, 2024 10:49 AM (jgdZo)
Thanks! That's mighty kind of you.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ShainS -- Could the drones be holographic projections? at December 17, 2024
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Green chile bagels are, or were in the mid-'90s when I was last in Albuquerque.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 17, 2024 10:50 AM (J2vNu)
Today is my 13th anniversary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 17, 2024 10:20 AM (GBKbO)
13th Anniversary! Nice! Congratulations!
13th is the Guacamole Anniversary.
Be sure to buy plenty of avocados. It's expected.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 17, 2024 10:50 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2024 10:50 AM (xhfG9)
And TJMs anniversary. I'll toast you both.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 17, 2024 10:49 AM (Q0kLU)
I'm honored.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)
What are the odds?
Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2024 10:50 AM (xhfG9)
It's a small world, after all.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
New Mexicans put those damn green chiles in everything.
I HATE green chiles.
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 10:51 AM (v6JzV)
Well, yes I do.
Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2024 10:52 AM (xhfG9)
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 10:52 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 17, 2024 10:52 AM (e+6P0)
Posted by: Cicero
Robert Shaw singing the "Panzerlied" with the teenagers was a great scene in that movie. Unfortunately it was ruined by the presence of Henry Fonda.
Posted by: Auspex at December 17, 2024 10:53 AM (j4U/Z)
I Wish I Was In Dixie, but with Japanese lyrics and sung by a cute sounding female vocaloid.
https://youtu.be/mxw8xg1lpp4
Posted by: Robert at December 17, 2024 10:53 AM (SPSP0)
A news video from 9 months ago popped up in my feed today. A gentleman who collects old films went to an auction where they were selling someone's catalog of films. He won a stack of film cans for $20 to get one cartoon.
What he found though was a 100 year old Clara Bow movie that was last seen more than 50 years ago and thought lost.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2024 10:53 AM (bLaAy)
I HATE green chiles.
Posted by: Bulg
Yes we do. It keeps the riff-raff gene pool local and exclusive.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 17, 2024 10:54 AM (e+6P0)
What are the odds?
Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2024
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Not too bad. The birthday paradox, also known as the birthday problem, states that in a random group of 23 people, there is about a 50 percent chance that two people have the same birthday. In a larger group like the audience in a nightclub or theatre, the chance goes up quickly. And we have more than 23 people here. (Right?)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 17, 2024 10:54 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Green chile bagels are pretty good as classic lox/cream cheese/etc.
Posted by: Eromero at December 17, 2024 10:54 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Doof at December 17, 2024 10:54 AM (jgdZo)
There's a part of me that admires the slippery little bastard.
Posted by: Auspex at December 17, 2024 10:48 AM (j4U/Z)
Read yesterday where if he makes it 3 more months, he'll get government pension for life.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Jarmeet Singh, the head of one of Trudeau's coalition partners.
Posted by: Robert at December 17, 2024 10:54 AM (SPSP0)
Posted by: tubal at December 17, 2024 10:54 AM (PCK5/)
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 17, 2024 10:25 AM (CIS44)
I could sit that one for you, for a price.
Posted by: Kamala at December 17, 2024 10:54 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 10:55 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 17, 2024 10:54 AM (J2vNu)
Some morons have that many nics.
Posted by: Roy at December 17, 2024 10:55 AM (z+ik4)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 17, 2024 10:55 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Tuna at December 17, 2024 10:55 AM (oaGWv)
I HATE green chiles.
Posted by: Bulg
Yes we do. It keeps the riff-raff gene pool local and exclusive.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 17, 2024 10:54 AM (e+6P0)
An absolute must for white chicken chili…
Posted by: tubal at December 17, 2024 10:56 AM (PCK5/)
The prompt for the kitsune in the tea house has produced some truly more exotic images. Real idea and bookcover type stuff. If you are into possibly erotic horror.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2024 10:56 AM (bLaAy)
I HATE green chiles.
Posted by: Bulg
Yes we do. It keeps the riff-raff gene pool local and exclusive.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
Mmmmm. Hatch green chilies 🌶️
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 17, 2024 10:56 AM (kPJtn)
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 10:56 AM (v6JzV)
There's a part of me that admires the slippery little bastard.
Posted by: Auspex at December 17, 2024 10:48 AM (j4U/Z)
Read yesterday where if he makes it 3 more months, he'll get government pension for life.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)
That's Singh, the leader of the party that would need to cooperate with the conservatives to force a no confidence vote against Trudeau. Conservative leader Poilievre accused Singh yesterday of being scared to hold a no confidence vote because he was more worried about his pension than about Canada.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 17, 2024 10:57 AM (wyMQY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2024 10:56 AM (bLaAy)
If it's got boobs, I'm down.
Posted by: Robert at December 17, 2024 10:57 AM (SPSP0)
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All British pilots are required to drink it.
Posted by: pudinhead at December 17, 2024 10:57 AM (jFCkp)
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024
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I had to look it up, as I coujldn not recall the exact figure. See "birthday problem" in Wiki. For 23 people the chance that two have the same birthday is 50.7%; it hits 100, of course, when you get to 366 people. But for 75 people it's 99.7%.
Math be hard, for me anyway.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 17, 2024 10:57 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 10:56 AM (v6JzV)
V-8 has carrot juice in it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Damn, that's lucky. It's my dream, too, to someday find Cleopatra or London After Midnight or the missing portions of Greed.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 17, 2024 10:58 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 17, 2024 10:56 AM (kPJtn)
Local store had some a few months back. Grilled them up. Big ass peppers, and nice flavor. Great in salsa or chili.
Posted by: Roy at December 17, 2024 10:58 AM (z+ik4)
All British pilots are required to drink it.
Posted by: pudinhead at December 17, 2024 10:57 AM (jFCkp)
Drink enough of it and your skin will turn orange.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Conservatives, 66%, Trudeau's party 16%.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 17, 2024 10:58 AM (wyMQY)
https://tinyurl.com/z2bzabze
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 17, 2024 10:58 AM (paSBy)
Posted by: pudinhead at December 17, 2024 10:59 AM (jFCkp)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2024 10:59 AM (bZs7I)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 17, 2024 10:59 AM (e+6P0)
I HATE green chiles.
Posted by: Bulg
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Yes we do. It keeps the riff-raff gene pool local and exclusive.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
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Mmmmm. Hatch green chilies 🌶️
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 17, 2024
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I always thought green chile bagels would go over well in Da Swamp; denizens here love spicy food. Nobody has picked up on the idea yet.
World Market has that pinon coffee from NM. I've never liked it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 17, 2024 10:59 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 17, 2024 10:59 AM (Q0kLU)
Not quite like that. Not posting them, saving them to computer in case. But one is classic Japanese folklore with a vampire twist as the kitsune is leaning over a Japanese maiden who has her eyes closed. Looking like the start of a case of 'fox madness.'
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2024 11:00 AM (bLaAy)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Yeah, London After Midnight would be a great find.
Most of Theda Bara's films are lost, no?
Posted by: Bulg at December 17, 2024 11:00 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 17, 2024 11:00 AM (/HDaX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Auspex at December 17, 2024 10:53 AM (j4U/Z)
Ah yes, the alternate universe version of Battle of the Bulge where it was fought with no snow on the ground.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 17, 2024 11:01 AM (wyMQY)
If I had an EV I would want it to sound like an F14
Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2024 10:49 AM (xhfG9)
The sound of hamsters running in a squeaky hamster wheel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2024 11:02 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 17, 2024 11:02 AM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 17, 2024 11:02 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 17, 2024 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)
That's not Trudeau. That's Jagmeet Singh, leader of the explicitly Commie NDP, and noted Rolex model and Trudeau ass-kisser.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2024 11:03 AM (8zz6B)
Happy Birthday. Sponge. I thought it was another sea creature ( Flounder) that was having a birthday but it was you! Now that you're of legal age you can go get a drink.😉
Please continue for the First Lady.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2024 11:03 AM (bZs7I)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2024 11:13 AM (sevWd)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Wolfus, why 23 people? That's a weird number.
Posted by: Bulg
It's easier to calculate the other probability, that everyone in a group has a different birthday.
First, think of it with dice. If you roll one die, it can be any number 1-6. A second die roll will NOT match 5/6 of the time. A third die roll will not match either of those 4/6 of the time. A fourth die roll will not match any of the previous three 3/6 of the time.
So the chance of rolling 4 different numbers on 4 dice is (5/6)x(4/6)x(3/6)=0.278=27.8%.
The chance of NOT rolling 4 different numbers on 4 dice is one minus that, so 1-0.278=0.722=72.2%
Birthdays work the same way, with 365-sided dice (ignoring leap year). For two people, not sharing a birthday happens 364/365 of the time . For three people, it's (364/365)x(363/365). etc. And the chance of two people sharing a birthday is one minus that number.
That number gets below 0.5 (50%) when you get to 23 people, (364/365)x(363/365)x(...)x(343/365) = 0.492.
1-0.492=0.508. A 50.8% chance two people in 23 share a birthday.
Posted by: mikeski at December 17, 2024 11:19 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: mikeski at December 17, 2024 11:26 AM (DgGvY)
For me, firstborn and all female, there was no doubt at all who my father was. I look much more like him, as do others born after me and through my Daddy DNA. It is apparently strong. I see it in photos of others, this same deal. Sons look like mothers, girls look like fathers. My brothers look more like my mother.
Of course there are many girls who look like their mothers. But in this painting you can see that he's inspecting the child for his own imprint.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 17, 2024 12:13 PM (gi+MR)
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