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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tankdemon at December 11, 2024 09:30 AM (9DCDX)
Posted by: Someday I'll choose a nick and stick with it. Today is not that day! Dangerous Radical at December 11, 2024 09:31 AM (89Sog)
Posted by: huerfano at December 11, 2024 09:31 AM (DKIGo)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2024 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 11, 2024 09:31 AM (SfhV1)
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Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2024 09:31 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2024 09:31 AM (YO1Vi)
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at December 11, 2024 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Date
1958
Classification
Drawings
Medium
Watercolor and paper collage on paper
Dimensions
Sheet: 19 1/8 × 26 5/8in. (48.6 × 67.6 cm)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2024 09:31 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: BignJames at December 11, 2024 09:31 AM (Yj6Os)
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 11, 2024 09:31 AM (SfhV1)
"The cock crowed three times."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2024 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2024 09:32 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2024 09:32 AM (y/ZMQ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 11, 2024 09:32 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Pete Booty at December 11, 2024 09:33 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2024 09:33 AM (i0F8b)
We did it too, but weren't really sure why.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2024 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Looks like a pile of shit.
Posted by: Reforger at December 11, 2024 09:33 AM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Someday I'll choose a nick and stick with it. Today is not that day! Dangerous Radical at December 11, 2024 09:33 AM (89Sog)
Posted by: Natasha at December 11, 2024 09:33 AM (dg+HA)
Address:
Whitney Museum of American Art
99 Gansevoort Street, New York, NY 10014
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2024 09:33 AM (gbOdA)
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Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2024 09:34 AM (y/ZMQ)
Posted by: King of the Dung Heap at December 11, 2024 09:34 AM (G5+As)
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Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2024 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2024 09:35 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Pete Booty lover at December 11, 2024 09:35 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2024 09:35 AM (y/ZMQ)
Posted by: Mikey at December 11, 2024 09:36 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2024 09:35 AM (y/ZMQ)
If it were, it'd paint rocks.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2024 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2024 09:36 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Don Black at December 11, 2024 09:36 AM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Elderly Git at December 11, 2024 09:37 AM (2P8QE)
Posted by: F. Flintstone at December 11, 2024 09:37 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2024 09:37 AM (y/ZMQ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 11, 2024 09:37 AM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at December 11, 2024 09:38 AM (L99WE)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 11, 2024 09:38 AM (D6PGr)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2024 09:38 AM (gbOdA)
I've been told there's also one which mirrors Republican in Congress.
Or a colonoscopy waiting room
Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2024 09:39 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 11, 2024 09:39 AM (pt+Xr)
Her work isn't bad. She can make the paint go where she wants. It's just uninteresting.
Posted by: JTB at December 11, 2024 09:39 AM (yTvNw)
I've seen dog poo on the sidewalk better than this.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2024 09:39 AM (A681k)
Posted by: World traveler at December 11, 2024 09:39 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: From about That Time at December 11, 2024 09:39 AM (4780s)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2024 09:39 AM (y/ZMQ)
Posted by: Karen McKarenton at December 11, 2024 09:39 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 11, 2024 09:40 AM (pt+Xr)
My travels more than occasionally bring me through Shoals, Indiana, where you can delight to this natural wonder;
http://tiny.cc/iss0001
Posted by: tankdemon at December 11, 2024 09:40 AM (9DCDX)
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2024 09:40 AM (A681k)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2024 09:40 AM (oZhjI)
My take away is that rocks are a boring subject.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 11, 2024 09:40 AM (D6PGr)
Posted by: The Italics at December 11, 2024 09:41 AM (oZhjI)
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Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2024 09:41 AM (A681k)
Posted by: The Barrel at December 11, 2024 09:41 AM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
It's a public-art installation in Detroit, installed under mayor Dolmen Young.
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2024 09:41 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: tankdemon at December 11, 2024 09:41 AM (9DCDX)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2024 09:41 AM (y/ZMQ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
It's a public-art installation in Detroit, installed under mayor Dolmen Young.
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2024 09:41 AM (v6JzV)
I'm stele-ing that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2024 09:41 AM (y/ZMQ)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at December 11, 2024 09:42 AM (wzAuc)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2024 09:42 AM (lH8E4)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 11, 2024 09:42 AM (pt+Xr)
Posted by: Men the Place Thing on Other THings at December 11, 2024 09:42 AM (gbOdA)
Viagrahenge
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2024 09:42 AM (A681k)
Posted by: Kay Sage performing with Queen at December 11, 2024 09:42 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: tankdemon at December 11, 2024 09:42 AM (9DCDX)
Posted by: Bud Norton at December 11, 2024 09:42 AM (6cOMd)
Posted by: Men the Place Thing on Other THings at December 11, 2024 09:42 AM (gbOdA)
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Yes, but did you secure the machine that goes "PING!" for when your supervisor comes to inspect things?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 11, 2024 09:43 AM (cD1dp)
Posted by: Some Italican at December 11, 2024 09:43 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Mr. Slate at December 11, 2024 09:43 AM (A681k)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 11, 2024 09:43 AM (D6PGr)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2024 09:43 AM (oZhjI)
The Glory of Rome lives on!
Posted by: Some Italican at December 11, 2024 09:43 AM (oZhjI)
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Smooth, 18-1.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 11, 2024 09:43 AM (cD1dp)
Now I've officially seen everything.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2024 09:42 AM (lH8E4)
This is actually a much dirtier picture than you realize. It is showing Ben Grimm (mostly) buried in sand at the beach. Also in this scene, Sue Richards.
Posted by: tankdemon at December 11, 2024 09:44 AM (9DCDX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 11, 2024 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 11, 2024 09:44 AM (Vh9CX)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2024 09:44 AM (gbOdA)
IKEA B.C.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2024 09:45 AM (A681k)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 11, 2024 09:45 AM (7fElN)
Posted by: From about That Time at December 11, 2024 09:45 AM (4780s)
Rock Pudstone
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2024 09:45 AM (A681k)
Posted by: Test for Echo Album Cover at December 11, 2024 09:46 AM (fPaw4)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2024 09:46 AM (y/ZMQ)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2024 09:46 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: World traveler at December 11, 2024 09:39 AM
I spent a couple of nights there in 1994. I do not recall this painting.
Posted by: huerfano at December 11, 2024 09:46 AM (DKIGo)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 11, 2024 09:46 AM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2024 09:47 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2024 09:47 AM (A681k)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 11, 2024 09:47 AM (UZF0m)
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2024 09:48 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: m at December 11, 2024 09:48 AM (VnUSN)
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 11, 2024 09:48 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: From about That Time at December 11, 2024 09:45 AM (4780s)Richard's.
Probably played a game or two against the local high school, but, to be honest, it doesn't seem like the type of place kids would go to hang out.
Posted by: tankdemon at December 11, 2024 09:48 AM (9DCDX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2024 09:48 AM (oWk6O)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 11, 2024 09:48 AM (D6PGr)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Ooo, I'd like to see that one.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 11, 2024 09:49 AM (UZF0m)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Dash Riprock?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2024 09:47 AM (A681k)
Stony Curtis?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 11, 2024 09:49 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 11, 2024 09:45 AM (7fElN)
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Ah, you've seen the trailer for 28 Years Later.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 11, 2024 09:49 AM (cD1dp)
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2024 09:49 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 11, 2024 09:50 AM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2024 09:49 AM (v6JzV)
Being that Rosie played Betty, that's a pretty easy choice.
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 11, 2024 09:50 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 11, 2024 09:46 AM
If a pair of feet were sticking out from under the pile, I would like this painting more.
Posted by: huerfano at December 11, 2024 09:50 AM (DKIGo)
Looks like a cover from a classic SF novel...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2024 09:50 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 11, 2024 09:46 AM (D6PGr)
One of the accused in the Salem Witch trials was killed this way. It was not actually being used as a punishment, per sé, but as an inducement to get him to actually enter a plea so they could get on to the trial.
Posted by: tankdemon at December 11, 2024 09:51 AM (9DCDX)
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2024 09:51 AM (A681k)
Yes. We need more paintings with feet in them
Posted by: Rex Ryan at December 11, 2024 09:51 AM (oZhjI)
"What Are You Doing New Year's Eve?" is generally heard around this time of year, which irritated its composer, Frank (Guys and Dolls) Loesser no end. He said that the point of the song was that of a hesitant lover wondering if this little romance would blossom and the two people would be together on New Year's Eve. It could be sung at any time.
No-one listened to him.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 11, 2024 09:51 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2024 09:51 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: tankdemon
Giles Corey. His last words were "More weight."
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2024 09:52 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 11, 2024 09:52 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 11, 2024 09:52 AM (+QlJh)
How about chitlins?
I watched Jed offer Mrs Drysdale a chitlin yesterday. Granny made 'em from possum innards.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2024 09:52 AM (A681k)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2024 09:52 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 11, 2024 09:51 AM (Q0kLU)
And yet my song, "Will You Still F**k Me On Flag Day" got zero traction.
It's all crooked, I tell ya.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2024 09:53 AM (y/ZMQ)
Posted by: Rex Ryan at December 11, 2024
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Depends on the quality of the feet.
Posted by: Heel & Arch Fanciers, Inc. at December 11, 2024 09:53 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2024 09:53 AM (VE6XX)
Coming soon to a town near you.
Posted by: From about That Time at December 11, 2024 09:53 AM (4780s)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2024 09:53 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: tankdemon at December 11, 2024 09:51 AM (9DCDX)
Giles Corey.
He refused to plead, not only because he was innocent, but if he were tried and convicted (almost a certainty), Salem Village would be able to confiscate his property. By refusing to plead, he ensured that his family would keep their land.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 11, 2024 09:54 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2024 09:54 AM (i0F8b)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Ooo, I'd like to see that one.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 11, 2024 09:49 AM (UZF0m)
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It reminds me of the Pillar of Skulls from the video game Planescape: Torment. A member of your party is Morte, a wise-cracking, floating skull that was ripped from the pillar. Anyone who braves the hellish landscape of the plane of Baator can receive answers to nearly any question--for a price.
At a key point of the game, you have to decide if you are going to shove Morte back into the pillar or if you want to keep him in your party and offer a different sacrifice to obtain your answer. It's actually a pretty tough moral choice.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 11, 2024 09:54 AM (7fElN)
btw, this looks the planet that Lost In Space would always land on.
And if Will walked by those stack of rocks, it would be sentinent and evil and do something bad to him.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2024 09:54 AM (A681k)
I've read that his wife was pissed when he published "Baby, It's Cold Outside," because it had just been a song that the two of them performed. It was "their song," just between the two of them.
But some wag described the wife as "the evil of two Loessers."
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2024 09:55 AM (v6JzV)
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Don't blame me! You're the one with all of the dirty pictures!
Posted by: just the punchline at December 11, 2024 09:55 AM (hovnC)
Coming soon to a town near you.
This seems a bit at odds with the FNM claim that basically no Haitians believe in Voodoo and practice Voodoo rituals like killing cats...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2024 09:55 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Rex Ryan at December 11, 2024 09:51 AM
This guy gets it.
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at December 11, 2024 09:55 AM (+QlJh)
Ummm... The grouping of rocks at the bottom of the "penile pile" looks like a bunny. Or a turtle. Wait... Let me check that again...
Yeh, definitely a bunny.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 11, 2024 09:55 AM (4XwPj)
Posted by: Eromero at December 11, 2024 09:55 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 11, 2024 09:56 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: tankdemon at December 11, 2024
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As I recall, the situation for ol' Giles was that if he entered a plea (of guilty?), his heirs would forfeit his property; if he did not, they could still inherit. Guy was Clint Eastwood-in-the-movies tough, lemme tell ya.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2024 09:56 AM (J2vNu)
*scribbles furiously
Posted by: AC/DC at December 11, 2024 09:56 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: javems at December 11, 2024 09:57 AM (8I4hW)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2024 09:55 AM (oZhjI)
Now, now, let's be fair. They kill the chickens for their Voodoo rituals. They kill the cats for the same reason that Texans kill cows.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2024 09:57 AM (y/ZMQ)
Yeh, definitely a bunny.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 11, 2024 09:55 AM (4XwPj)
So you're saying it's the rabbit/duck all over again?
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 11, 2024 09:57 AM (CIS44)
And then they go from complaining about a cute song about flirting to excusing people like Bill Clinton or Joe Biden...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2024 09:57 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2024 09:57 AM (pohLc)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 11, 2024 09:56 AM (hovnC)
"Tools Required" is just a picture of a thumb.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2024 09:58 AM (y/ZMQ)
Posted by: tankdemon at December 11, 2024
I don’t know how exactly but I’m sure this was caused by white supremacy.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 11, 2024 09:58 AM (D6PGr)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 11, 2024 09:58 AM (hovnC)
Coming soon to a town near you.
This seems a bit at odds with the FNM claim that basically no Haitians believe in Voodoo and practice Voodoo rituals like killing cats...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2024 09:55 AM
Um...yeah. When I was deployed for Haiti, Part II: Odoriferous Boogaloo, one incident reported at the morning staff meeting was an overnight burning of a woman and her daughter in front of the national cathedral. Why? Because they were supposedly witches who had stolen a baby's soul and refused to give it back. Yes. We made Monty Python jokes after asking ourselves WTAF we were doing there.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 11, 2024 09:58 AM (+QlJh)
Posted by: Bulg
Pebbles
Posted by: Joe Biden
Ever wonder why Pebbles' boyfriend was named "Bam Bam"?
Yeah, that's why.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2024 09:59 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: pudinhead at December 11, 2024 09:59 AM (jFCkp)
They want to make sure commercial AI is only trained on Tumblr and Democrat Underground and not things like classic art...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2024 10:00 AM (oZhjI)
What are collared greens? Ever have some?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2024 09:51 AM (A681k)
collard greens
Posted by: BignJames at December 11, 2024 10:00 AM (Yj6Os)
Looks like the dog did his business.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 11, 2024 10:00 AM (z6eXM)
Posted by: BignJames at December 11, 2024 10:00 AM (Yj6Os)
Dude...that could have gone on for 100s of comments!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2024 10:01 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Rockin' Mel Slurp at December 11, 2024 10:01 AM (G5+As)
I loathe all those things that want me to verify that I’m human. Tinyurl requires it as well.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2024 10:02 AM (lZ5/B)
Posted by: Paul SIMON at December 11, 2024 10:02 AM (PT7Bh)
Posted by: BignJames at December 11, 2024 10:00 AM (Yj6Os)
Dude...that could have gone on for 100s of comments!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2024 10:01 AM (d9fT1)
Sometimes I pay attention.
Posted by: BignJames at December 11, 2024 10:03 AM (Yj6Os)
Posted by: Joe Biden
*
Ever wonder why Pebbles' boyfriend was named "Bam Bam"?
Yeah, that's why.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2024
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As I recall, Bam Bam was the Rubbles' son, born around the same time as Pebbles; so they grew up together. Did later iterations of the cartoon have them fall in love when they became teenagers?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2024 10:03 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 11, 2024 1
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Millions of years ago, so these are coproliths. Some archaeology prof from Harvard is going to find them fascinating.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2024 10:04 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: javems at December 11, 2024 10:05 AM (8I4hW)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at December 11, 2024 10:05 AM (jxRfg)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2024 10:05 AM (4GXOe)
Posted by: Paul SIMON at December 11, 2024
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The hoors on Seventh Avenue would not be impressed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2024 10:05 AM (J2vNu)
Collared Greens mentioned in previous thread?
What are collared greens? Ever have some?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2024 09:51 AM (A681k)
Collard Greens are related to kale and cabbage, and are one of the four main groups of Greens, the other three being Mustard Greens, Turnip Greens, and Creasey Greens.
Posted by: The Big Book of Greens at December 11, 2024 10:05 AM (PiwSw)
In the meadow we can build a stoneman,
and pretend that he is Urgh.
Posted by: Eromero at December 11, 2024 10:06 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: BignJames at December 11, 2024 10:06 AM (Yj6Os)
Collared is a word. Ever hear of a collared shirt?
As in: "I want a sweater collared blue for Christmas."
Dummies.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2024 10:06 AM (A681k)
Collared Greens mentioned in previous thread?
What are collared greens? Ever have some?
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Yes, just made some on Sunday.
The black women in the produce section when I pick up a batch seem suspicious of me (I'm rather white, and this is not in the South). I'm often asked how I cook them (the usual, except with bacon instead of pork whatevers and I toss in some red pepper flakes).
Also I think the checkout machine wants to let everyone know what I'm buying.
"Weigh your COLLARD GREENS"
" Move your COLLARD GREENS to the bagging area"
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 11, 2024 10:06 AM (fPaw4)
Rock-stacking is one of humanity's most ancient art forms. But it is also contentious.
Hike far enough on just about any trail in the world, and you'll likely spot a collection of stones placed atop each other that form impromptu sculptures. Some call them cairns. Others favor more colorful terms like "stone balancing" or "prayer stone stacks." Whatever the name, the act of stacking rocks atop each other is ubiquitous.
Over the past decade or so, for better or worse, rock-stacking has become even more popular. What many don't know, though, is that the practice is controversial, particularly in national parks and other protected areas. Depending on who you ask, it can be a crucial navigational device, a rewarding mindfulness practice or an environmental menace.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 11, 2024 10:07 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 11, 2024 10:07 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2024 10:07 AM (v6JzV)
"Weigh your COLLARD GREENS"
" Move your COLLARD GREENS to the bagging area"
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 11, 2024 10:06 AM (fPaw4)
That's racist Stanley, you don't call them "collard" people.
-Michael Scott
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 11, 2024 10:08 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Venus of Willendorf at December 11, 2024 10:08 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: The Barrel at December 11, 2024 10:08 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Stateless at December 11, 2024 10:08 AM (jvJvP)
I would prefer to stay home, stay warm, and settle in with my yarn to crochet a baby blanket for my future grandson.
I hate cold weather. I hate winter. I'm starting to hate my dentist.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 11, 2024 10:09 AM (4XwPj)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
I've heard they were often embedded in amber.
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2024 10:10 AM (v6JzV)
Hey, related to today's art.
You liked the movie 'Teeth.'
Yeah, it was a fun movie. Can't wait to see it again.
Posted by: Stateless at December 11, 2024 10:10 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 11, 2024 10:10 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsew
Yes, they did. Pebbles and Ban Bam show followed them as teenagers (notable for Bad Luck Schleprock.) A few years later, they even had a special in which the two married. Oscar de lá Renta designed Pebble's wedding dress.
Posted by: tankdemon at December 11, 2024 10:10 AM (9DCDX)
While Sage is a surrealist, this is very representational in a realist way of a pile of boulders.
More or a fan of many of her other works.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2024 10:10 AM (x0n13)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
I've heard they were often embedded in amber.
Posted by: Bulg
SNORT
ISWDT
Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2024 10:10 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Beethoven's Last Movement at December 11, 2024 10:10 AM (G5+As)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. After the invasion of America, the Horde would meet secretly at Penis Rock.
Wolverines!!!
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2024 10:11 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: naturalfake at December 11, 2024 10:11 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2024
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There's an actual Louisiana band who named themselves that, spelled Dash Rip Rock.
Also there was a character on The Beverly Hillbillies called "Dash Riprock."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2024 10:12 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2024 10:12 AM (4GXOe)
DDG won't find "an explanation" of the work so I can't confirm one way or the other.
Pointy head [with tall hairdo?]
Bewbs
Trunk and arm
Pelvis
Both thighs -- the screen-left with leg tucked under the screen-right one
Calf and foot receding in the background
Arm and hand holding a pillow to cover her modesty
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 11, 2024 10:12 AM (hovnC)
- Martha Stewart
Posted by: Eromero at December 11, 2024 10:12 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Madame Mayhem
Why? You are already familiar with needles....
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 11, 2024 10:12 AM (w9Wax)
Hey, related to today's art.
You liked the movie 'Teeth.'
Yeah, it was a fun movie. Can't wait to see it again.
Posted by: Stateless at December 11, 2024 10:10 AM (jvJvP)
Ya I love that movie!, First time I saw it was at bar in Chicago that the entire theme was pin-up girls and odd movies on the screens.
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 11, 2024 10:12 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 11, 2024 10:12 AM (spU3M)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2024 10:13 AM (4GXOe)
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 11, 2024 10:09 AM (4XwPj)
Except for the dentist bit, you're my kind of lady.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 11, 2024 10:13 AM (Q0kLU)
One, from a sloth, is for "Old sh*t". It looks like a pile of poop.
The other, cut and polished on the cut face, is from a sauropod, and is for "Very Old Sh*t".
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 11, 2024 10:13 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2024 10:14 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2024 10:13 AM (4GXOe)
Keeps the trains running on time.
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 11, 2024 10:14 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Tuna at December 11, 2024 10:14 AM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Eromero
Martha should have recognized the publicity value of "Decorating while in the Slammer" and thus, created that show.
For some twisted reason, Martha still turns my crank.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2024 10:14 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 11, 2024 10:14 AM (a3Q+t)
I don't have a PhD so I can freely say it's a pile of rocks.
Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2024 10:14 AM (uDISK)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 11, 2024 10:15 AM (Q0kLU)
OutKick@Outkick
People are giving bad reviews of the Altoona McDonald’s after UnitedHealthcare CEO shooting suspect Luigi Mangione was found there
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It's like McDonald's doesn't even want fugitive murderers for customers!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 11, 2024 10:15 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
They say it's from a sauropod. But it's really from Tyler Lorenz.
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2024 10:15 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2024 10:16 AM (4GXOe)
OutKick@Outkick
People are giving bad reviews of the Altoona McDonald’s after UnitedHealthcare CEO shooting suspect Luigi Mangione was found there
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It's like McDonald's doesn't even want fugitive murderers for customers!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 11, 2024 10:15 AM
***
Probably written by the dudes at BurgerKing.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2024 10:17 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2024 10:10 AM
Threadwinner.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 11, 2024 10:17 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Tonypete
She was hot when she was young. Started out as a model.
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2024 10:17 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 11, 2024 10:17 AM (s56Q/)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2024 10:18 AM (4GXOe)
- Martha Stewart
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They do when accompanied by Black Eyed Peas with Chow Chow. You have to read the instructions.
Posted by: pudinhead at December 11, 2024 10:18 AM (jFCkp)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2024 10:03 AM (J2vNu)
Probably a bit surprising for the time, Bam Bam was adopted.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2024 10:18 AM (ExV1e)
As kids, we all learned about stalagmites & stalactites in school and remember it forever.
1. Why are these trivial facts so memorable?
2. Why are kids taught this? What's so significant about stalagmites that all kids need to know about them?
3. What's the point of two different names for the same thing? They could all be called either stalagmites or stalactites. We could differentiate their orientation if necessary by simply saying "a stalagtite...from the cave ceiling." But no, we have to have a specific word for such a thing -- stalactite.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2024 10:18 AM (A681k)
Posted by: Tonypete
She was hot when she was young. Started out as a model.
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2024 10:17 AM (v6JzV)
She has that Knowing Look…
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2024 10:19 AM (4GXOe)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 11, 2024 10:20 AM (a3Q+t)
Hes got a point. The one person to bring 24 hour attention to the mass murderers in the healthcare industry is going to die in prison, while far worse criminals continue to literally make a killing.
If you are scared John, please don't wear it on your hoodie sleeve. We supported you when you were down. Support the folks who gave you the chance. Be a role model. If you are going to go gop, stop acting like you speak for all of us. Best to just stay quiet than say stuff that disappoint, or may besmirch the Blue Team imho.
No pardon recommendation? I forget, what was the body count on J6?
Did the stroke change this guy's personality? He's no longer the likable person we thought we knew before.
Good Luck Finding A Jury that won't have at least one sympathizer who may hold out. I'm out of Fs to give. Thoughts and prayers.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 11, 2024 10:20 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2024 10:13 AM (4GXOe)
Keeps the trains running on time.
Posted by: BruceWayne
Keeps everything from looking like the picture up top.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 11, 2024 10:20 AM (spU3M)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 11, 2024 10:20 AM (PiwSw)
3. What's the point of two different names for the same thing? They could all be called either stalagmites or stalactites. We could differentiate their orientation if necessary by simply saying "a stalagtite...from the cave ceiling." But no, we have to have a specific word for such a thing -- stalactite.
Posted by: Soothsayer
You spent a lot of time in the timeout chair, didn't you?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2024 10:20 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 11, 2024 10:21 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2024 10:21 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2024 10:13 AM (4GXOe)
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Slow cook them twice with pork fat and served with vinegar. Blow Hole will thank you.
Posted by: pudinhead at December 11, 2024 10:22 AM (jFCkp)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 11, 2024 10:22 AM (a3Q+t)
Like I have said before, the left is criminally insane.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at December 11, 2024 10:22 AM (r25Gg)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 11, 2024 10:22 AM (s56Q/)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2024
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Probably a bit surprising for the time, Bam Bam was adopted.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2024
***
I'd forgotten that!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2024 10:23 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at December 11, 2024 10:23 AM (hKoQL)
Posted by: It's In The Bag! (1945 Fred Allen) at December 11, 2024 10:23 AM (G5+As)
"stalagmites," with a "g," come up from the "ground;"
stalactites, with a "c," come down from the "ceiling."
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2024 10:24 AM (v6JzV)
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This being the DU, I wonder if the answers to this question are anywhere near the reality.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 11, 2024 10:24 AM (fPaw4)
I'm betting this person sees themself as some sort of intellectual.
Posted by: BignJames at December 11, 2024 10:25 AM (Yj6Os)
Posted by: naturalfake at December 11, 2024 10:25 AM (iJfKG)
I'm betting this person sees themself as some sort of intellectual.
Posted by: BignJames at December 11, 2024 10:25 AM (Yj6Os)
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Of course, the answer is two: Two women murdered by cops.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 11, 2024 10:25 AM (cD1dp)
2 murdered and a couple others medical all Protestors
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Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2024 10:26 AM (VE6XX)
Then on J6 they turned into heroes, defending the Republic.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 11, 2024 10:26 AM (s56Q/)
>>>He's got a point. The one person to bring 24 hour attention to the mass murderers in the healthcare industry is going to die in prison, while far worse criminals continue to literally make a killing.
That's NOT AT ALL his point! These people are fucked up. And That is the sanest DU comment of the bunch.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2024 10:26 AM (A681k)
Chimney Kimmel’s team is in love with the UnitedHeath killer. Sick people…
Catturd ™ @catturd2 1h
Remember when this weak loser cried on air after Trump won - 😂
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Remember when he pretended to give a shit about about some uninsured or poorly-insured person whose son was in hospital for [IIRC] the same malady affecting his kid??
https://tinyurl.com/yeeajchx
3:18 minutes
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 11, 2024 10:27 AM (hovnC)
>>>He's got a point. The one person to bring 24 hour attention to the mass murderers in the healthcare industry is going to die in prison, while far worse criminals continue to literally make a killing.
One word : Obamacare
Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2024 10:27 AM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 11, 2024 10:27 AM (a3Q+t)
Sounds like my Siberian kitten Dagny. At least most of the time.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2024 10:28 AM (J2vNu)
>>>He's got a point. The one person to bring 24 hour attention to the mass murderers in the healthcare industry is going to die in prison, while far worse criminals continue to literally make a killing.
One word : Obamacare
Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2024 10:27 AM (VE6XX)
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It fixed everything and healthcare is great.
If you disagree, you're racist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 11, 2024 10:28 AM (cD1dp)
The three of us knocked the shit out of them. Great fun.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2024 10:28 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: SMOD at December 11, 2024 10:28 AM (RHGPo)
"stalagmites," with a "g," come up from the "ground;"
stalactites, with a "c," come down from the "ceiling."
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2024 10:24 AM (v6JzV)
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Stalactites hold on "tight" to the ceiling.
Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 11, 2024 10:28 AM (Kdaed)
stalactites, with a "c," come down from the "ceiling."
We were taught "m" for "mountain". My third-grade mind made a permanent spot for that!
Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2024 10:29 AM (ls1gy)
Posted by: It's In The Bag! (1945 Fred Allen) at December 11, 2024 10:23 AM (G5+As)
potential coprolites.
Posted by: BignJames at December 11, 2024 10:29 AM (Yj6Os)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 11, 2024 10:29 AM (s56Q/)
Posted by: Archimedes at December 11, 2024 10:29 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2024 10:29 AM (A681k)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Closer to 'Six Smegma'.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2024 10:29 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2024 10:29 AM (4GXOe)
Posted by: Archimedes at December 11, 2024 10:30 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Archimedes at December 11, 2024 10:29 AM (xCA6C)
No!! We are slipping, Archimedes!
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2024 10:30 AM (4GXOe)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 11, 2024 10:31 AM (PiwSw)
Is DU against covid vaccines now? How the heck are they going to pull that off?
Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2024 10:31 AM (ls1gy)
Plus it's "free".
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at December 11, 2024 10:31 AM (r25Gg)
It took a great deal of skill for that dinosaur to poop into that pile. "My coprolite castles", as he proudly termed them.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2024 10:31 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Archimedes
You know this is the Horde, right?
We are not imphallable. So of course we've made penis jokes.
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2024 10:32 AM (v6JzV)
The three of us knocked the shit out of them. Great fun.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2024 10:28 AM (WXNFJ)
Were they? A hazard to hiking? How the hell tall were they??
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2024 10:32 AM (4GXOe)
SEE??
Why were we ALL brainwashed about stalagmites & stalactites when we were kids??
What is so damn important that we need to know about these stupid things? We were getting programmed by the Deep State, and these words "trigger" some Doomsday Plan within us to carry out someday?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2024 10:33 AM (A681k)
**********
Carl is Bad - a limerick
I went up in the mountains north of Duncan
I thought that I would do some boulder chunkin'
Now Gaia, being flirty
Told me "Do it, down and dirty!"
"Oh screw the Earth, I think I'll go spelunkin!"
Posted by: muldoon at December 11, 2024 10:33 AM (991eG)
Posted by: Archimedes at December 11, 2024 10:29 AM (xCA6C)
No! Not at all. Why would you even think that?
Welp, the field's wide open.
Go ahead, pervert.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 11, 2024 10:34 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Soothsayer
It WAS pretty funny that the first response, saying he had a good point, completely missed the point lol.
One word : Obamacare
Posted by: It's me donna
So many other issues. All the illegal immigrants that must be treated at the ER that don't pay? All the US research and development into drugs that other nations provide their citizens at cheap prices? The insane medical provider insurance rates to cover the constant threat of massive lawsuits? All have to be paid by the small group of norming that pay their bills and have normal health insurance.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 11, 2024 10:35 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2024 10:35 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2024 10:32 AM (4GXOe)
Nanny state bullshit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2024 10:35 AM (d9fT1)
Why were we ALL brainwashed about stalagmites & stalactites when we were kids??
What is so damn important that we need to know about these stupid things? We were getting programmed by the Deep State, and these words "trigger" some Doomsday Plan within us to carry out someday?
Posted by: Soothsayer
I'm 62 yrs old. I was told as a child, quicksand would be a way more of major factor in my life that what has actually occurred.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 11, 2024 10:35 AM (spU3M)
Biden’s DOJ say NYET.
Now Albertsons is suing Kroeger.
Our judicial system is fucked up in many ways. But also kinda hilarious. Lawyers like usual will make out like bandits.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 11, 2024 10:35 AM (s56Q/)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2024 10:35 AM (ExV1e)
"Former US President Bill Clinton is blaming the “mainstream media” coverage of Hillary Clinton’s email controversy for her loss in the 2016 presidential election to Donald Trump.
For years, Democrats have accused Russia of helping Trump defeat Clinton, despite no evidence ever been found to back the allegations.
In a recent interview to with MSNBC to discuss his book ‘Citizen: My Life After The White House’ the former president highlighted the “rage” he felt after his wife lost to Trump, despite polls predicting her victory.
RT reports: The 42nd American president took aim at media outlets for their focus on his wife’s controversial use of a private email server for official correspondence instead of a protected, government-controlled one, during her time as US secretary of state between 2009 and 2013.
Yeah Bill. The press had a love in for Trump and pulled out the knives for Hillary. And here she was so accomplished and lovable. Hillary was the Mary Lou Retton of US politics.....
Posted by: Stateless at December 11, 2024 10:36 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2024 10:32 AM (4GXOe)
Nanny state bullshit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2024 10:35 AM (d9fT1)
The pussification of America proceeds apace, CBD.
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2024 10:36 AM (4GXOe)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 11, 2024 10:35 AM (s56Q/)
win or lose!
Posted by: BignJames at December 11, 2024 10:37 AM (Yj6Os)
Posted by: Ian S. at December 11, 2024 10:37 AM (2ocoG)
Are politicians and TV reporters required to wear fireman coat costumes when reporting fires? Why?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 11, 2024 10:37 AM (z6eXM)
When I was a kid, the brontosaurus was everywhere. Cartoons, books, anything kid related, you tossed in a brontosaurus.
As soon as the planetary system needed to be redefined in Newspeak, so went the brontosaurus. Now everything you would have previously called a brontosaurus, they call a brachiosaurus, which was never a dinosaur name you heard in the 80s as a kid.
Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo at December 11, 2024 10:37 AM (N9pvH)
While hiking in Yosemite, my son and I happened upon a sizable collection of stacked stones along a trail. A ranger had just started kicking them down. "Hazard to hiking." Said he.
The three of us knocked the shit out of them. Great fun.
Posted by: Tonypete
Good for all three of you!
I loathe the undoubted smugness of whoever created those out-of-place intrusions to the natural order of things.
"Knock 'em all down!" I say.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2024 10:38 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2024 10:38 AM (A681k)
Posted by: Ian S. at December 11, 2024 10:37 AM (2ocoG)
More like the rock monster from the gay porn parody of GalaxyQuest.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2024 10:38 AM (ExV1e)
And private insurance isn’t really private. It’s administered by private companies like United. But all the rules and all the pricing is set by the government via Obamacare.
We have a defacto govt run health care system in the US, but both sides pretend we don’t.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 11, 2024 10:38 AM (s56Q/)
Plus it's "free".
Posted by: Erebus
I remember an argument in college with a friend about universal health insurance. He said one of the main cost savings was that government provided healthcare wasn't a business, so it saved lots of money in not having to pay taxes, which got passed along to the consumers.
I said the government could just stop taxes health insurance providers if it's so essential, and it would be equal. He didn't like that solution.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 11, 2024 10:38 AM (JCZqz)
Rappelling back down was kinda fun, though.
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2024 10:39 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo at December 11, 2024 10:37 AM (N9pvH)
It's a conspiracy of evil, kid.
Posted by: Pluto at December 11, 2024 10:39 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 11, 2024 10:39 AM (1FWWQ)
Google says it may have found parallel universes and stolen their computers.
... to the notion that quantum computation occurs in many parallel universes,
Dumping the wrong answers into another universe?
Maybe that explains the last 20 years.
Posted by: DaveA at December 11, 2024 10:39 AM (FhXTo)
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GOAT chug-a-lug champion?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 11, 2024 10:39 AM (L/fGl)
John Kerry: "The climate crisis is killing people."
"Every year now, millions of people around this planet are dying" as a result of "greenhouse gas pollution", caused by the way we "choose to fuel our vehicles... heat our homes, light our factories". 🤡
Dinesh D'Souza @DineshDSouza 3h
This is the kind of talk that was once heard only in lunatic asylums. The climate crisis is “knowingly, wittingly” killing people.
Really? How does a crisis “know” anything? How does a crisis have “wits”?
This guy needs to be taken away in a straitjacket.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 11, 2024 10:39 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
LINK!?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 11, 2024 10:39 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Definitely has the stones at December 11, 2024 10:39 AM (olf63)
Posted by: Democrats at December 11, 2024 10:40 AM (i0F8b)
It was a plot device in so many tv shows & movies.
Posted by: Soothsayer
It was all over Gilligan's Island.
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2024 10:40 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 11, 2024 10:41 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 11, 2024 10:41 AM (DJ7uY)
That would allow the wrong people to get care.
I once had a discussion with my slightly less lunatic sister-in-law. I suggested a more libertarian approach to government where she could do whatever she wanted but I didn't have to pay for it.
She rejected that idea.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2024 10:41 AM (ExV1e)
How can you tell Jesus was a Jew? Because he thought his mother was a virgin, she thought he was G-d, and he went into his father's business.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2024 10:41 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Go ahead lefties. Deny care.
You want to see a bloodbath? Start that.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 11, 2024 10:42 AM (spU3M)
NOT I
Posted by: the horta at December 11, 2024 10:42 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 11, 2024 10:35 AM (spU3M)
Quicksand! I took a walking tour of The Mont-Saint-Michel tidal flats, where there is tons of quicksand. The guide showed us how to get out of it....sinking up to his hips before he extricated himself!
Very, very, cool!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2024 10:42 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2024 10:43 AM (YO1Vi)
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2024 10:43 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2024 10:38 AM (xG4kz)
Sure, you say that now, but what will you say when maniacs from the Quartz Cult come after you for messing with their sacred monuments?
Posted by: tankdemon at December 11, 2024 10:43 AM (9DCDX)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
LINK!?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 11, 2024 10:39 AM (JCZqz)
285 It's a boulder boner. An erocktion.
Posted by: Definitely has the stones
Talk about getting hard...
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 11, 2024 10:43 AM (spU3M)
Who? She could have given Mangione advice on disappearing.
Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2024 10:43 AM (RwzGD)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2024 10:44 AM (YO1Vi)
I made a similiar argument during the Obamacare debate.
You think healthcare is a right? Ok you and everyone that agrees can go create a healthcare collective and split the bills in whatever way you want.
The consistent answer? But then YOU wouldn't have to pay for MY healthcare
Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2024 10:44 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
I am quite aware of this as I used to be part of it.
The government "allows" them to do various things and has a very heavy hand.
The left still hates them because they are a corporation and because they want the federal government to directly run healthcare.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at December 11, 2024 10:44 AM (r25Gg)
"Knock 'em all down!" I say.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic
Um. Some of those are trail markers. There's nothing to pound into granite and along the high Sierra trail, it is easy to get off trail in certain spots.
Giant memorials to the sun gods, perhaps. But please be damn sur in the future
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 11, 2024 10:44 AM (FxH7T)
We understand that ProPublica (the Left Wing hack group) is planning to publish a knowingly false report that I was not accepted to West Point in 1999.
Here’s my letter of acceptance signed by West Point Superintendent, Lieutenant General Daniel Christman, US Army.
https://tinyurl.com/4pykthwe
screencaps
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 11, 2024 10:45 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2024 10:38 AM (xG4kz)
And rip up the roads and bathrooms and snack bars and all of the other intrusions upon the natural order of things?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2024 10:45 AM (d9fT1)
Analysts point to Harris as being one of the key people responsible for Trump's re-election.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2024 10:45 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at December 11, 2024 10:45 AM (LPS7w)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2024 10:46 AM (BI5O2)
I suppose they have to be taken down periodically to keep there from being so many that they can't serve their purpose. Maybe the ranger had just such a purpose in mind. Or maybe he was just a government employee acting like one. Hard to say.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 11, 2024 10:46 AM (QPCEj)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2024 10:46 AM (BI5O2)
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It would be perfect if they chose Kamala.
But they won't.
They'll pick anyone buy Trump, but not Kamala. There's always some Afghani girl who's been attacked the Taliban who could get some good press from an American rag.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 11, 2024 10:47 AM (cD1dp)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at December 11, 2024 10:47 AM (LPS7w)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's
Time for Sasquatch to start reappearing in women's magazines ...
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 11, 2024 10:48 AM (QPCEj)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at December 11, 2024 10:47 AM (LPS7w)
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Yes, our system is fascist definitionally.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 11, 2024 10:48 AM (cD1dp)
Has "Ukrainian girl maimed by Russian artillery" been played out?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2024 10:48 AM (ExV1e)
Who? She could have given Mangione advice on disappearing.
Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2024 10:43 AM (RwzGD)
Or Amelia Earhart....
Too soon?
Posted by: Stateless at December 11, 2024 10:49 AM (jvJvP)
Analysts point to Harris as being one of the key people responsible for Trump's re-election.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2024 10:45 AM (ExV1e)
hahahahaha
Posted by: m at December 11, 2024 10:49 AM (VnUSN)
The brilliant idea behind Obamacare:
Hey, let's take/restrict the earnings that doctors make from their labors and give it to the insurance companies and more importantly use it to build a big huge bureaucracy of lard-asses who do nothing but restrict your use of medical care.
And this big fat layer of bureaucracy laying atop the entire medical industry will ackshewallee make everything cheaper and unicorns and brontosauruses will once more frolic in the world.
Pro Tip: You have to be seriously retarded to believe this.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 11, 2024 10:49 AM (iJfKG)
Musk is on the list too and I can see him getting it...
Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2024 10:49 AM (VE6XX)
Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo
The dino commonly known as brontosaurus is now call the apatosaurus. The reason is that previously brontosaurus and apatosaurus were thought to be two separate dinosaur types but it was then shown that the type specimens for these two were, in fact, the same genus and, according to convention, the first found's name is used and the apatosaurus was found first. Brontosaurus is a cooler name, though.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 11, 2024 10:50 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2024 10:50 AM (TN0g+)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Greedy venal assholes will run the system, it's just a question of whether it will CEOs or high-ranking Party members. Care will still get rationed and the hogs will still get fat at the trough.
Posted by: It's enough to make you hate humanity at December 11, 2024 10:50 AM (olf63)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's
Walz or Kamalala -- Who is less macho?
p.s. I watched the Tucker Carlson interview with Harmeet Dhillon yesterday that a someone linked. It's a fascinating insight into Kaamalala 's "career" in SF by someone who was there.
Posted by: LASue at December 11, 2024 10:50 AM (lCppi)
Musk is on the list too and I can see him getting it...
Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2024 10:49 AM (VE6XX)
Why don’t the use Man of the Year or Woman of the Year???
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2024 10:51 AM (4GXOe)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
I thought they reinstated Brontosaurus.
Anyway, I'd show him who was king of the forest.
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2024 10:51 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Fred Flintstone at December 11, 2024 10:51 AM (i0F8b)
How can you tell Jesus was a Jew? Because he thought his mother was a virgin, she thought he was G-d, and he went into his father's business.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2024 10:41 AM (BI5O2)
I heard it slightly reordered:
He went into his father's business.
He thought his mother was a virgin.
And his mother ... thought ... he ... was ... God.
Posted by: m at December 11, 2024 10:51 AM (VnUSN)
Analysts point to Harris as being one of the key people responsible for Trump's re-election.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2024 10:45 AM (ExV1e)
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Did Thomas Matthew Crooks make the list as well?
Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 11, 2024 10:51 AM (L4Q88)
>>>He's got a point. The one person to bring 24 hour attention to the mass murderers in the healthcare industry is going to die in prison, while far worse criminals continue to literally make a killing.
One word : Obamacare
Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2024 10:27 AM (VE6XX)
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It fixed everything and healthcare is great.
If you disagree, you're racist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 11, 2024 10:28 AM (cD1dp)
Healthcare in the US is the worst in the world!
Don't repeal Obamacare, people will die!
Posted by: Inogame at December 11, 2024 10:52 AM (53oGX)
Same with Musk.
But Harris? Or Middleton? Give it a rest, ladies. This is a man's year, when big men did big things - there's no need to scrape the bottom of the barrel for a couple nominees of the distaff variety. It doesn't make things more "fair" to include these nothings. It's embarrassing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2024 10:52 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 11, 2024 10:51 AM (L4Q8
Too late for Mangioni I guess because he would be a shoe in
Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2024 10:53 AM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 11, 2024 10:53 AM (fPaw4)
TIME will pull some stupid shit and not name a person -- they'll name something idiotic instead like "inflation" or "fear" or misinformation" or "memes."
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2024 10:53 AM (Za6kG)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 11, 2024 10:35 AM (spU3M)
Wow- me too. Quicksand was the stuff of frequent childhood games and nightmares.
Posted by: LASue at December 11, 2024 10:53 AM (lCppi)
Kamala Harris
Kate Middleton
Elon Musk
Yulia Navalnaya
Benjamin Netanyahu
Jerome Powell
Joe Rogan
Claudia Sheinbaum
Donald Trump
Mark Zuckerberg
Posted by: m at December 11, 2024 10:53 AM (VnUSN)
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2024 10:53 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2024 10:54 AM (Za6kG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at December 11, 2024 10:54 AM (HsOwE)
Posted by: muldoon at December 11, 2024 10:54 AM (991eG)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 11, 2024 10:54 AM (fPaw4)
Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2024 10:54 AM (i0F8b)
Every patriot needs this whiskey glass:
https://tinyurl.com/mbpbx8f3
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 11, 2024 10:55 AM (spU3M)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 11, 2024 10:47 AM (cD1dp)
Nah. They'll probably pick Trump.
After all, TIME had Adolph Hitler as man of the year.
They'll put Trump on for much the same reason(in their minds), and have lots o'laughs beating the dead horse to hamburger.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 11, 2024 10:55 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: DaveA at December 11, 2024 10:55 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at December 11, 2024 10:55 AM (HsOwE)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 11, 2024 10:55 AM (s56Q/)
And who is Yulia Navalnaya?
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2024 10:55 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: muldoon at December 11, 2024 10:54 AM (991eG)
Wasn't oatmeal used as a prop?
Posted by: BignJames at December 11, 2024 10:55 AM (Yj6Os)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 11, 2024 10:35 AM (spU3M)
sssssssssssssss
Posted by: sleestak in hot pursuit at December 11, 2024 10:55 AM (QPCEj)
Posted by: dantesed at December 11, 2024 10:56 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2024 10:54 AM (i0F8b)
Election Fraud
Posted by: Stateless at December 11, 2024 10:56 AM (jvJvP)
How can you tell Jesus was a Jew? Because he thought his mother was a virgin, she thought he was G-d, and he went into his father's business.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2024 10:41 AM (BI5O2)
I've heard that, but as an Italian joke.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 11, 2024 10:56 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: DaveA at December 11, 2024 10:57 AM (FhXTo)
After all, TIME had Adolph Hitler as man of the year.
They'll put Trump on for much the same reason(in their minds), and have lots o'laughs beating the dead horse to hamburger.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 11, 2024 10:55 AM (iJfKG)
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Hitler was Person of the Year in the mid-30s, when the left loved him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 11, 2024 10:57 AM (cD1dp)
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The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand.
Posted by: David St. Hubbins at December 11, 2024 10:57 AM (fPaw4)
TIME's gimick isn't to name the true man of the year; hasn't been for decades.
Their annual gimmick is To Make A (stupid) Political Statement
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2024 10:57 AM (Za6kG)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 11, 2024 10:35 AM (spU3M)
sssssssssssssss
Posted by: sleestak in hot pursuit
If you know that without having to look it up, it's time for you to schedule your colonoscopy.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 11, 2024 10:57 AM (spU3M)
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2024 10:55 AM (v6JzV)
I could believe she is an ethot with huge cans I want to see.
Probably a tennis player or someone who 'spoke out against' Putin. Probably Ukrainian in any case.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at December 11, 2024 10:57 AM (HsOwE)
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Or after a few drinks.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 11, 2024 10:57 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: LASue at December 11, 2024
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Quicksand was a plot element in one of the Whitman Roy Rogers adventures I read as a boy, The Ghost of Mystery Rancho. It started me on a lifelong love of mystery fiction (though the quicksand had nothing to do with that).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2024 10:58 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2024 10:58 AM (v6JzV)
I love Catherine but I don't know that surviving cancer when you have a team of the best doctors in the world and no expense spared is a huge accomplishment. Blessing... yes, accomplishment... no.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 11, 2024 10:59 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 11, 2024 10:35 AM (spU3M)
... so far.
Posted by: m at December 11, 2024 10:59 AM (VnUSN)
Posted by: Pamazon at December 11, 2024 10:59 AM (b5MGU)
Posted by: sleestak in hot pursuit
If you know that without having to look it up, it's time for you to schedule your colonoscopy.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 11, 2024 10:57 AM (spU3M)
hahahahaha
Posted by: m at December 11, 2024 11:00 AM (VnUSN)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 11, 2024 11:00 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2024 10:53 AM (Za6kG)
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Google Gemini AI FTW!
Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 11, 2024 11:00 AM (L4Q88)
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2024
***
A Russian economist. Would be smokin' hot if not for the short hair style. (Oh, all right, I'll overlook that, Yulia, come sit by me.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2024 11:01 AM (J2vNu)
Just as Biden needed to step aside, Mitch McConnell should do the same. Kentucky deserves better.
https://tinyurl.com/2atrsrdb
shit-head's injury [sprained/broken wrist??]
Good video reply:
https://tinyurl.com/5cr5jzds
21 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 11, 2024 11:01 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2024 11:01 AM (v6JzV)
The water was cold!
Sigh.
This is my first comment of the day?!?
Coffeeeee!
Posted by: mindful webworker - retread at December 11, 2024 11:01 AM (vxl5b)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 11, 2024 10:35 AM (spU3M)
... so far.
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The bigger the waistband, the deeper the quicksand. Uh huh.
Posted by: pudinhead at December 11, 2024 11:01 AM (jFCkp)
Controversial? How about criminal-as-all-hell? It would have landed anyone not named "Clinton" in jail. These people have no humility and are incapable of telling the truth about anything.
Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2024 11:02 AM (TN0g+)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 11, 2024 10:35 AM (spU3M)
I ackshewallee stood in quicksand to see what it was all about, when visiting Mont-Saint-Michel in France during low tide.
The pits of quicksand in the bay were easy to find. Our guide stood in one and moved his feet and legs around till he sunk over his knees then laid forward on the sand and got out easily.
I tried it. Simple, barely an inconvenience.
Buuuuut, if you were a knight in armor or on a horse. Yes, then big deadly problems.
Quicksand.....Pffft.
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