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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (12/8/24) - Doof

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Howdy Hordelings, and welcome to the second week of December! Thanks for stopping this Sunday’s ONT. Let’s see what spills out of the mixed bag of fun and interesting stuff tonight.


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Trump Goes to Paris

Trump, Jill Biden attend Notre Dame reopening in France with world leaders

President-elect Trump attended the reopening ceremony of the Notre Dame Cathedral alongside First Lady Jill Biden and several other prominent world leaders.

Notre Dame was reopened on Saturday, five years after a fire caused serious damage to the landmark Gothic cathedral.

Trump was seated between French President Emmanuel Macron and his wife, Brigitte Macron, during the ceremony, which was also attended by Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy and Prince William.

Also in the same row as Trump was First Lady Jill Biden, who attended the event with her daughter, Ashley. President Joe Biden was not present.

Viral images from the event include Trump’s handshake with Macron and “Doctor” Jill Biden looking at Trump in a way that she probably never looked at President Sundowner.

The internet is always quick with quality memes!

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In Celebration of Dads

To paraphrase an old saying, anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad. Here’s 2 examples of great dads doing awesome dad stuff.


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If your dad is still around, call him, text him, go visit him, send him a letter – just let him know that you’re thinking about him.

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Innovation is Awesome


Is this technology used anywhere in the US? If it isn’t - WHY NOT?!?


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DJ Doof – Sounds of the Season (Part 3)


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Christmas with The Ramones. Merry Christmas (I Don't Wanna Fight Tonight).


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Christmas with Sammy Hagar. Santa's Going South for Christmas.

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Weekly commenter stats for week of 12-08-2024


Top 10 commenters:
1 [443 comments] 'Bulg' [62.19 posts/day]
2 [421 comments] 'Sponge - F*ck Cancer'
3 [395 comments] 'Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd'
4 [393 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher'
5 [388 comments] 'Alberta Oil Peon'
6 [366 comments] 'andycanuck (hovnC)'
7 [356 comments] 'Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN!'
8 [309 comments] 'JQ'
9 [308 comments] 'Sebastian Melmoth'
10 [303 comments] 'Hadrian the Seventh'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [232 names] 'Ciampino - Time to scare everyone shitless' [32.57 unique names/day]
2 [83 names] 'Quarter Twenty '
3 [72 names] 'Count de Monet'
4 [52 names] 'Michelle Fields'
5 [51 names] 'Reverend Billy Ray Collins, The Sword Of Joshua, Independent, Full Gospel, Pentecost Assembly'
6 [40 names] 'Moron Analyst'
7 [35 names] 'Cause Michelle's a guy and Barry catches'
8 [32 names] 'Miklos for the bankruptcy trust of Alex Jones'
9 [30 names] 'Miklos asks to do weekends once a month'
10 [29 names] 'andycanuck (hovnC)'


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Tonight’s ONT brought to you by helpful decoding (Hat Tip to Piper).

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Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at December 08, 2024 10:03 PM (yLkiW)

2 Saved from the hell of X.
Good evening every one.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 08, 2024 10:03 PM (GKLAN)

3 firstest?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 08, 2024 10:03 PM (hOUT3)

4 Yay ONT! Now for the content!

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at December 08, 2024 10:03 PM (yLkiW)

5 And a tree..... made of beer.

Posted by: mikeski is neither Bob nor Doug at December 08, 2024 10:04 PM (DgGvY)

6 1st

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at December 08, 2024 10:04 PM (QXQ4l)

7 What?

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 08, 2024 10:04 PM (GKLAN)

8 Good evening good people. I would have been first if I was the first to post.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2024 10:05 PM (WXNFJ)

9 Good evening Horde. Thanks Doof!

Posted by: TRex at December 08, 2024 10:05 PM (IQ6Gq)

10 Happy ONT!

Posted by: Piper at December 08, 2024 10:05 PM (p4NUW)

11 It's the last ONT…

…before Monday.

May it all go well and be flame- and troll-free.

Posted by: mindful webworker - eventually essentially at December 08, 2024 10:05 PM (ofDJ7)

12 Yay Doof!

Posted by: Zeera The people are coming at December 08, 2024 10:05 PM (CYArI)

13 I tried to interpret that Venn diagram for a minute, but it was starting to break my brain. Maybe some booze will help.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 08, 2024 10:06 PM (lHPJf)

14 Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Deport him and you never have to feed him again.
_Tiffany Fong

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 08, 2024 10:06 PM (GKLAN)

15 11 It's the last ONT…

…before Monday.

May it all go well and be flame- and troll-free.
Posted by: mindful webworker - eventually essentially
---

Some may call him a dreamer and I'm not the only one...

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 08, 2024 10:07 PM (GKLAN)

16 Christ is born in Bethlehem. Rejoice!

Posted by: Eromero at December 08, 2024 10:08 PM (LHPAg)

17 Not enough yelling, screaming, or hitting for him to be a good parent. Shame really, those kids might've had a bright future.

Posted by: Those kids are going to do great at December 08, 2024 10:08 PM (olf63)

18 I tried to interpret that Venn diagram for a minute, but it was starting to break my brain. Maybe some booze will help.
Posted by: Dr. T


That is NOT how you Venn diagram! Didn't I teach you garbage people anything?

Posted by: Kamalol at December 08, 2024 10:08 PM (DgGvY)

19 Good evening good people. I would have been first if I was the first to post.
Posted by: Tonypete


Man, that's deep!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 08, 2024 10:08 PM (hOUT3)

20 Good Evening Doof!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 08, 2024 10:09 PM (FjReC)

21 6 1st
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at December 08, 2024 10:04 PM (QXQ4l)


Nice try. You've been on the other side of these threads for too long.

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2024 10:10 PM (RFPHU)

22 The dad playtime is so amazing

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 08, 2024 10:10 PM (J5RCE)

23 I love Venn diagrams!

--some politician, I forget who exactly

Posted by: Oddbob at December 08, 2024 10:10 PM (/y8xj)

24 They install mobile overpass bridges in Switzerland when they need to do road work so that they don't stop traffic.

Is this technology used anywhere in the US? If it isn’t - WHY NOT?!?


Because we said so.

Posted by: All The Lawyers at December 08, 2024 10:11 PM (DgGvY)

25 21 6 1st
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at December 08, 2024 10:04 PM (QXQ4l)

Nice try. You've been on the other side of these threads for too long.
**********
that unguided missile was just a tad off target....

Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at December 08, 2024 10:11 PM (IQ6Gq)

26 I hope everyone had a great weekend. The girls did gingerbread houses, the 16 year old’s is very neat, symmetrical, etc. My 13 year old’s snowman had broken head. She used it anyway- her house included a murder scene in the back yard.

Posted by: Piper at December 08, 2024 10:11 PM (pZEOD)

27 If your dad is still around, call him, text him, go visit him, send him a letter – just let him know that you’re thinking about him.

I think about him a lot, but, alas, I hardly got to know him. He's been gone over half a century. I'm now 22 years older than he ever got to be. If you do the math and come up with 29, you're doing it right.

Posted by: mindful webworker - dad of the day at December 08, 2024 10:12 PM (ofDJ7)

28 >>>They install mobile overpass bridges in Switzerland when they need to do road work so that they don't stop traffic.

Is this technology used anywhere in the US? If it isn’t - WHY NOT?!?


It's our lunch break. If you don't like it, take it up with our union.

Posted by: Every DOT at December 08, 2024 10:13 PM (lHPJf)

29 Testudo Formation has entered the chat...and is advancing.

Posted by: Orson at December 08, 2024 10:13 PM (dIske)

30 Doof! Nice ONT. Perfect top photo...and I wish my Dad was still around to call....

Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at December 08, 2024 10:13 PM (IQ6Gq)

31 Dads Homeschooling

Years from now, one of those kids will be given that picture, and say "phalanx for the memories."

Posted by: mikeski at December 08, 2024 10:13 PM (DgGvY)

32 Yay, Pretend To Be a Time Traveler Day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 08, 2024 10:13 PM (lUFok)

33 The dad stuff is great🥰!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 08, 2024 10:14 PM (FjReC)

34 I hope everyone had a great weekend. The girls did gingerbread houses, the 16 year old’s is very neat, symmetrical, etc. My 13 year old’s snowman had broken head. She used it anyway- her house included a murder scene in the back yard.
Posted by: Piper


Awesome!

Posted by: Calvin & Hobbes at December 08, 2024 10:14 PM (DgGvY)

35 The Doof of Cool, ONT! Nicely done, Doof.

Posted by: scampydog at December 08, 2024 10:14 PM (41CYW)

36 Doof!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 08, 2024 10:14 PM (mH6SG)

37 Good evening and thanks! Jethro Tull Christmas Album is one of my favorites. And I am beyond blessed that my good Dad is still around.

Posted by: Scarymary at December 08, 2024 10:15 PM (F2xQR)

38 Kinks - Father Christmas. Keeps showing up at the top of my YooToob suggestions sidebar. Keep ignoring it. Now I'm playing it. I blame you, Doof.

Posted by: mindful webworker - kinks just keep getting harder to find at December 08, 2024 10:15 PM (ofDJ7)

39 Thanks for another girthy ONT, Doof!

That tree up top looks as if it might blow over in a strong wind, but I doubt anyone who contributed to the effort would care...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 08, 2024 10:15 PM (rxCpr)

40 I see that the pope has a new popemobile- electric, of course, to exploit child labor and "save the planet". Methinks he hasn't read the Book of Revelations.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 08, 2024 10:17 PM (VNX3d)

41 Thank you for SS*ONT Doof-meister!

The dad vids made it dusty in here. My kids are grown and my dad and mom are gone (8 years now), but I'm eternally grateful for the time spent being a dad and for having mom and dad for as long as i did (98 and 96 y.o. respectively).

SS = Super Sunday

Wife wants me to help trim the tree...where's that saw of mine...?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 08, 2024 10:18 PM (QGaXH)

42 Kinks - Father Christmas. Keeps showing up at the top of my YooToob suggestions sidebar. Keep ignoring it. Now I'm playing it. I blame you, Doof.

The earworm that just keeps on giving.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 08, 2024 10:18 PM (mH6SG)

43 "The Doof of Cool"

Immediate earworm

"Doof, doof, doof
Doof of Cool (doof doof)
Doof of Cool..."

Posted by: barbarausa at December 08, 2024 10:19 PM (enw9G)

44 I love that Dad teaching the kids to form a phalanx. It will come in handy during many of the trials of adulthood.

My Dad's greatest hits;

When I moved out of the house - He turned to me and said - "Here's $100. I wish it was more, but it's not."

I only ever saw him cry twice - once at my 20 yr old niece's funeral and again at my boys funeral Mass.

I worked with him one summer at a quarry. We had to frack a water well with one (and only one) stick of dynamite thrown into the bottom. I screwed up and dumped about half a box of those suckers into the well. When we made it go BOOM, about 100' of well casing shot up into the sky and then came down and stuck into the earth like a straw. He gave me "The Look" and then said "We'd best not tell your Mother about this."

I miss my Dad.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2024 10:19 PM (WXNFJ)

45 All hail Doof

Exposer of Lies
Bearer of Memes
Logger of Cobs

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2024 10:19 PM (hY4dx)

46 Good evening good people. I would have been first if I was the first to post.
Posted by: Tonypete


* hands Tonypete a Tautology Club Membership Card *

And remember, the first rule of Tautology Club is the Tautology Club's first rule.

Posted by: mikeski at December 08, 2024 10:20 PM (DgGvY)

47 VERY interesting Jethro Tull. Thanks, Doof.

Posted by: GWB at December 08, 2024 10:20 PM (WlvCt)

48 Wow, I made it onto the Wall of Shame...and with barely over 300 comments.

Posted by: JQ at December 08, 2024 10:20 PM (YoCnN)

49 26 I hope everyone had a great weekend. The girls did gingerbread houses, the 16 year old’s is very neat, symmetrical, etc. My 13 year old’s snowman had broken head. She used it anyway- her house included a murder scene in the back yard.
Posted by: Piper at December 08, 2024 10:11 PM (pZEOD)

I'm reminded of the country song...'thank god for kids....'

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 08, 2024 10:20 PM (QGaXH)

50 TaraBull
@TaraBull808
·
8m
Senator Lindsey Graham demands increased US military intervention in Syria

Posted by: Nom de ONT at December 08, 2024 10:20 PM (/7KEl)

51 His tests were bloodless battles and his battles were bloody tests!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 08, 2024 10:21 PM (hovnC)

52 Yay, Pretend To Be a Time Traveler Day ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura


It is?

Apropos, I watched this sorta amusing vid today:
Somewhere In Between (15:02)
Award-Winning Time Travel Comedy
https://youtu.be/dSqemws9p08

Posted by: mindful webworker - kinks just keep getting harder to find at December 08, 2024 10:21 PM (ofDJ7)

53 Thanks for the ONT, Doof. That dad one brought a tear to my eye.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2024 10:21 PM (0Htd1)

54 50 TaraBull
@TaraBull808
·
8m
Senator Lindsey Graham demands increased US military intervention in Syria
Posted by: Nom de ONT at December 08, 2024 10:20 PM (/7KEl)

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Who had that on their bingo card?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2024 10:22 PM (hY4dx)

55 Where is Doof? Is he stuck in the Mariah Carey concert fight?

Posted by: Piper at December 08, 2024 10:22 PM (pZEOD)

56 Senator Lindsey Graham demands increased US military intervention in Syria
Posted by: Nom de ONT at December 08, 2024 10:20 PM (/7KEl)


Of course she does. Never found a war not good enough to fight.

Posted by: RickZ at December 08, 2024 10:22 PM (gKDq2)

57 Good evening to you all. Thank you for the kind words. Glad many of you are enjoying the musical selections. Hope you find them all!

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2024 10:23 PM (RFPHU)

58 cover song
youtu.be/q5V_ag9iRL0

Posted by: gKWVE at December 08, 2024 10:23 PM (gKWVE)

59 They install mobile overpass bridges in Switzerland when they need to do road work so that they don't stop traffic.

Is this technology used anywhere in the US? If it isn’t - WHY NOT?!?

Because we said so.


In DC, we had a couple of major projects on the Beltway Mixing Bowl and the Wilson Bridge across the Potomac. They were done at night to minimize the disruption. This should be the default.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 08, 2024 10:23 PM (xCA6C)

60 Yay, Pretend To Be a Time Traveler Day ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura


Crap! I was off by a week! I celebrated it next Sunday!

Posted by: mikeski at December 08, 2024 10:23 PM (DgGvY)

61 I only ever saw him cry twice - once at my 20 yr old niece's funeral and again at my boys funeral Mass.

Wow. No words suffice.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 08, 2024 10:24 PM (mH6SG)

62 If you are first everyone will forget you that much sooner.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2024 10:24 PM (63Dwl)

63 Not to brag, but my favorite dad move was to, without telling anyone, I'd go sign a Daughter of Diogenes out of school, around lunchtime, and we'd go hit the DQ. I'd buy ice creams and we'd sit on the curb and eat them. Then back to school.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2024 10:25 PM (W/lyH)

64 Where is Doof? Is he stuck in the Mariah Carey concert fight?
Posted by: Piper at December 08, 2024 10:22 PM (pZEOD)


Puh-LEAZ!!!

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2024 10:26 PM (RFPHU)

65 They install mobile overpass bridges in Switzerland when they need to do road work so that they don't stop traffic.

Is this technology used anywhere in the US? If it isn’t - WHY NOT?!?


It's our lunch break. If you don't like it, take it up with our union.
Posted by: Every DOT at December 08, 2024 10:13 PM (lHPJf)

It looks very expensive, and it would seem limited to repaving work only.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2024 10:26 PM (n4JOE)

66 If you are first everyone will forget you that much sooner.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2024 10:24 PM (63Dwl)


It doesn't matter who starts the game, it matters who finishes/is willowed.

Posted by: RickZ at December 08, 2024 10:26 PM (gKDq2)

67 Doof! Fine ONT content, and thanks for it.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at December 08, 2024 10:26 PM (v23vE)

68 Nice girthy ONT and thanks for including commenter, sockpuppet stats. It's a good way to know how nuts one is going.

Posted by: Fugitive From Board of Mental Health at December 08, 2024 10:27 PM (D0hl3)

69 Good evening, Horde. Had a busy weekend - we went to a u-cut farm and got a nice little tree for our living room. Ran a bunch of errands and cooked food for our church potluck. Now I'm reading and trying to decide whether or not I want some hot chocolate with peppermint. The one thing I forgot to do is score some pfeffernusse cookies (if I can find them).

Posted by: PabloD at December 08, 2024 10:27 PM (twNth)

70 My favorite Swiss public work thinggy (besides the underground defense facilities) is that shooting range where you shoot over the highway to the target arrays on a hillside beyond.

The indoor shooting ranges with bars and restaurants also look nice.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2024 10:27 PM (1m82a)

71 Kinks - Father Christmas. Keeps showing up at the top of my YooToob suggestions sidebar. Keep ignoring it. Now I'm playing it. I blame you, Doof.
Posted by: mindful webworker - kinks just keep getting harder to find at December 08, 2024 10:15 PM (ofDJ7)


You're welcome!

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2024 10:28 PM (RFPHU)

72 It's a good way to know how nuts one is going.
Posted by: Fugitive From Board of Mental Health

Wait a minute - isn't that the basis for 'Catch-22'?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2024 10:28 PM (WXNFJ)

73 Senator Lindsey Graham demands increased US military intervention in Syria
Posted by: Nom de ONT at December 08, 2024 10:20 PM (/7KEl)


You first, missy.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 08, 2024 10:28 PM (lHPJf)

74 Don't conflate being a sperm donor with being a father. I had a very good father but not a good dad.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 08, 2024 10:29 PM (KAi1n)

75 someone needs to do a Village-People style AI parody of Lindsey Graham and Adam Kinzinger recommending an invasion of Syria.

Posted by: gKWVE at December 08, 2024 10:30 PM (gKWVE)

76 64 Where is Doof? Is he stuck in the Mariah Carey concert fight?
Posted by: Piper at December 08, 2024 10:22 PM (pZEOD)

Puh-LEAZ!!!
Posted by: Doof at December

Did you START the fight? It was in Baltimore….😂🤣

Posted by: Piper at December 08, 2024 10:30 PM (pZEOD)

77 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 08, 2024 10:30 PM (q3Swj)

78 Senator Lindsey Graham demands increased US military intervention in Syria
Posted by: Nom de ONT at December 08, 2024 10:20 PM (/7KEl)


What the absolute Fu*k???
Have we learned nothing???

Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2024 10:31 PM (W/lyH)

79 Senator Lindsey Graham demands increased US military intervention in Syria
Posted by: Nom de ONT

If Trump does one thing as President, it should be to draft Graham and send him to a combat zone. The President has plenary authority over the armed forces.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 08, 2024 10:31 PM (KAi1n)

80 can somebody explain the handshake - wtf that was??

Posted by: runner at December 08, 2024 10:31 PM (QTCRF)

81 Senator Lindsey Graham demands increased US military intervention in Syria
Posted by: Nom de ONT at December 08, 2024 10:20 PM (/7KEl)


You first, missy.
Posted by: Dr. T at December 08, 2024 10:28 PM (lHPJf)

Hmmm. 60 senators and about 300 representatives could make an interesting military force.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 08, 2024 10:31 PM (VNX3d)

82 Did you START the fight? It was in Baltimore….😂🤣
Posted by: Piper at December 08, 2024 10:30 PM (pZEOD)


Had not heard about that

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2024 10:32 PM (RFPHU)

83 I wish I could call in some A-10s on the backyard band up the block. My gawd, you sing like I do - WTF are you doing actually singing - with amplification, in public, to a live audience?

Admittedly the A-10 runs would be noisy, but brief, and at least interesting. We get Miramar noise all the time (esp. now with F-35s), and used to get the sweet sound of M2s using the east range at Miramar occasionally. Put them out of my misery, now!

Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2024 10:32 PM (1m82a)

84 Senator Lindsey Graham demands increased US military intervention in Syria

Suit up, Lindsey girl, you're leading.

Posted by: mindful webworker - here's your cap pistol at December 08, 2024 10:33 PM (ofDJ7)

85 Hmmm. 60 senators and about 300 representatives could make an interesting military force.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

*They turned their tail and bravely ran away!*

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2024 10:33 PM (WXNFJ)

86 and why do "rebels" always drive Toyota trucks ?

Posted by: runner at December 08, 2024 10:33 PM (QTCRF)

87 I wasn't sure how well I had done as a father until my older son gave me a bound copy of his Ph D thesis with the dedication page made out to me.

I knew then I'd passed the 'dad' final.

In typical dad fashion I thanked him and told him 'you're still splitting everything with your brother.....'

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 08, 2024 10:34 PM (QGaXH)

88 74 Don't conflate being a sperm donor with being a father. I had a very good father but not a good dad.
Posted by: SFGoth

You're fortunate.

I'll leave it at that.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 08, 2024 10:34 PM (SIPhV)

89 Hmmm. 60 senators and about 300 representatives could make an interesting military force.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf


And interesting targets.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2024 10:34 PM (W/lyH)

90 86 and why do "rebels" always drive Toyota trucks ?
Posted by: runner at December 08, 2024 10:33 PM (QTCRF)

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The incredible bumper-to-bumper warranty?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2024 10:35 PM (hY4dx)

91 I worked a summer laying asphalt on Hwy 165 in Louisiana. My crew didn’t look like the Switzerland crew.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 08, 2024 10:35 PM (D6PGr)

92 and why do "rebels" always drive Toyota trucks ?
Posted by: runner at December 08, 2024 10:33 PM (QTCRF)


because without the CAFE and CARB compliant crap and cruft they sell for about $6k and are easy to fix.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 08, 2024 10:36 PM (D7oie)

93 Welcome about 17 new countries to the UN after Syria, Iran and Russia end up partitioned. Talk about lit!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 08, 2024 10:36 PM (QSrLX)

94 I am off to bed. Enjoy the rest of your evening!

Posted by: Piper at December 08, 2024 10:37 PM (pRpzT)

95 "and why do "rebels" always drive Toyota trucks ?"

They're smart?

They value reliability?

They've checked and charging stations for the Tesla truck are lacking in their AOs?

Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2024 10:37 PM (1m82a)

96 Hiya, Nurse! Hiya, Kindltot!

Posted by: PabloD at December 08, 2024 10:37 PM (twNth)

97 Senator Lindsey Graham demands increased US military intervention in Syria

We have a better idea, Miss Lindsey!

Posted by: Pinochet Airlines at December 08, 2024 10:37 PM (mH6SG)

98 86 and why do "rebels" always drive Toyota trucks ?
Posted by: runner at December 08, 2024 10:33 PM (QTCRF
Because dependable. 5 spd 4X4 diesel, run like a scalded dog, go anywhere. I wish they were available in America, but kalifornia says nyet.

Posted by: Eromero at December 08, 2024 10:37 PM (LHPAg)

99 Star Trek and money

https://youtu.be/tc_dAJfdWmQ?si=szDhvNvSgUgcXCIg

This guy hates liberals, and has read a lot of sci-fi.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 08, 2024 10:37 PM (lhenN)

100 PabloD!

How you feeling?

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 08, 2024 10:38 PM (SIPhV)

101 Bargain Basement....

Jeff Passan
@JeffPassan
BREAKING: Superstar outfielder Juan Soto and the New York Mets are in agreement on a 15-year, $765 million contract, sources tell ESPN. It is the largest deal in professional sports history.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 08, 2024 10:38 PM (TGPs7)

102 Love the Venn Diagram and the Dad video was so sweet.

I had a great weekend. Put up outdoor Christmas lights, Went to a beautiful Christmas light display at a garden with my daughters and son-in-law - and then we went to a Korean deli and I tried three new dishes (do not remember the Korean names - but Korean sushi, a fried pork chop thing and then a noodle dish). Then went to the range with the DMV Gun club.

Great day and great ONT!

Posted by: Iris at December 08, 2024 10:38 PM (bOJ2I)

103 I worked a summer laying asphalt on Hwy 165 in Louisiana. My crew didn’t look like the Switzerland crew.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 08, 2024 10:35 PM (D6PGr)


Yeah. Cleanest road crew I've ever seen.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2024 10:39 PM (W/lyH)

104 Senator Lindsey Graham demands increased US military intervention in Syria

“Syria is a mess, but is not our friend, & THE UNITED STATES SHOULD HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. THIS IS NOT OUR FIGHT. LET IT PLAY OUT. DO NOT GET INVOLVED!” -Trump

Hmmm. Tough choice. I think I'll go with Trump.

Posted by: mindful webworker - imagine that at December 08, 2024 10:40 PM (ofDJ7)

105 I was fortunate and had a great Dad. I know he wasn’t perfect but he was close to it to me.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 08, 2024 10:40 PM (D6PGr)

106 Hiya, Nurse! Hiya, Kindltot!
Posted by: PabloD at December 08, 2024 10:37 PM (twNth)


Howdy, I spent the afternoon teaching a young man how to run a saw to make firewood.
He is smart enough to know it is dangerous, and motivated enough to learn to do it right.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 08, 2024 10:41 PM (D7oie)

107 103 I worked a summer laying asphalt on Hwy 165 in Louisiana. My crew didn’t look like the Switzerland crew.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 08, 2024 10:35 PM (D6PGr)


Yeah. Cleanest road crew I've ever seen.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2024 10:39 PM (W/lyH
Well everybody can’t be la de da like the swiss.
- cool hand luke

Posted by: Eromero at December 08, 2024 10:41 PM (LHPAg)

108 Jeff Passan
@JeffPassan
BREAKING: Superstar outfielder Juan Soto and the New York Mets are in agreement on a 15-year, $765 million contract, sources tell ESPN. It is the largest deal in professional sports history.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 08, 2024 10:42 PM (TGPs7)

109 and why do "rebels" always drive Toyota trucks ?
Posted by: runner at December 08, 2024 10:33 PM (QTCRF

Same reason they use AK-47s

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 08, 2024 10:42 PM (D6PGr)

110 50 TaraBull
@TaraBull808
·
8m
Senator Lindsey Graham demands increased US military intervention in Syria
Posted by: Nom de ONT
......................................
What is it with this fag and military interventions?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 08, 2024 10:42 PM (q3Swj)

111 Unlimited L's
@unlimited_ls
NEW: Colorado sheriff’s deputy resigns after officials learned she was doing p-rn ‘out of desperation’ due to financial struggles

Shannon Lofland, 44, was a 21-year veteran of the Arapahoe County Sheriff’s Office

She says she was unable to keep up with rising debt, high interest rates, and increasing living costs

“I was desperate, I was drowning… I found a legal, lucrative means for providing that support for my family that I needed at that time to save my home for them and feed my family”

Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 08, 2024 10:43 PM (TGPs7)

112 Well everybody can’t be la de da like the swiss.
- cool hand luke
Posted by: Eromero at December 08, 2024 10:41 PM (LHPAg)

Thanks for reminding me of the car washing scene.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 08, 2024 10:44 PM (D6PGr)

113 Good evening morons and gracias doof por el ont.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 08, 2024 10:44 PM (RIvkX)

114 I was fortunate and had a great Dad. I know he wasn’t perfect but he was close to it to me.

Same here. I feel very badly for those of us who didn't.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 08, 2024 10:44 PM (mH6SG)

115 109 and why do "rebels" always drive Toyota trucks ?
Posted by: runner at December 08, 2024 10:33 PM (QTCRF

Same reason they use AK-47s
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 08, 2024 10:42 PM (D6PGr
‘There is iron in the words of Sebastian Melmoth for all men to see’.
- something Ten Bears would say

Posted by: Eromero at December 08, 2024 10:45 PM (LHPAg)

116 Events are favorable to dusting off a golden oldie MidEast joke from the 70s.

"What does Israel want?"

"Peace. Piece of Lebanon, piece of Syria, ......"

Interesting stuff in the Golan area, Israel not just expanding previous buffer zone but "hardening" it with anti-vehicle ditches, berms, and other things. Meanwhile, the Chief Turban of the new management in Damascus has the surname of "Golan". Good times!

Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2024 10:45 PM (1m82a)

117 What is it with this fag and military interventions?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 08, 2024 10:42 PM (q3Swj)


Be nice to see his off-shore account balances and their sources...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 08, 2024 10:45 PM (hOUT3)

118 Nurse - I'm feeling well. I get to remove the heart monitor in 3 days. Once the doc reviews the results we'll figure out what else, if anything, we need to test for. Like I think I've said before, I can tell there's something not quite right but my symptoms are so vague and sporadic that it's hard to assess. I guess that's better than having acute and dramatic symptoms.

Posted by: PabloD at December 08, 2024 10:45 PM (twNth)

119
Evening, all.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 08, 2024 10:45 PM (lCaJd)

120 CHief truban has a 10M bounty - for anyone with information leading to his whereabouts. I know where he is !! Please to write me a check.

Posted by: runner at December 08, 2024 10:47 PM (QTCRF)

121 @unlimited_ls
NEW: Colorado sheriff’s deputy resigns after officials learned she was doing p-rn ‘out of desperation’ due to financial struggles
Shannon Lofland, 44, was a 21-year veteran of the Arapahoe County Sheriff’s Office


Keep a watch out for the inevitable parody vid, "Abangahoe County".

Posted by: gKWVE at December 08, 2024 10:47 PM (gKWVE)

122 > and why do "rebels" always drive Toyota trucks ?
------
Maybe the frame under the bed in back is exactly the width of a DShK auto cannon's base for attachment to the truck?

Maybe. But the mounts do seem to be fairly stable for such a flimsy fixture.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 08, 2024 10:47 PM (Q4IgG)

123 Posted by: PabloD at December 08, 2024 10:45 PM

More prayers on the way, amigo.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 08, 2024 10:47 PM (mH6SG)

124 101 Bargain Basement....

Jeff Passan
@JeffPassan
BREAKING: Superstar outfielder Juan Soto and the New York Mets are in agreement on a 15-year, $765 million contract, sources tell ESPN. It is the largest deal in professional sports history.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 08, 2024 10:38 PM (TGPs7)

The more these guys make, the less I care about them ...

Posted by: browndog remembers the first 100k contract at December 08, 2024 10:49 PM (TTAGa)

125

My father was a pedo piece of shit who fucked me in the ass from before I can remember until he got in the car on Thanksgiving when I was 9, and was never seen again. I hope he died poorly.

Posted by: Elderly Git at December 08, 2024 10:49 PM (ZgS7G)

126 Israel could help their budget if the US would pay them the American bounty on all the terrorist bigshots they've iced in the last year.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2024 10:49 PM (1m82a)

127 Thanks, Notorious BFD!

Posted by: PabloD at December 08, 2024 10:49 PM (twNth)

128
saw her pics at Daily Mail
grrr

Posted by: Nom de ONT at December 08, 2024 10:49 PM (/7KEl)

129 Colorado sheriff’s deputy resigns after officials learned she was doing p-rn ‘out of desperation’ due to financial struggles … "I found a legal, lucrative means for providing that support for my family that I needed at that time to save my home for them and feed my family”

Devoted mom… doesn't have crazy eyes at all.
https://bit.ly/3ONCPHW

Posted by: mindful webworker - don't do it, boys at December 08, 2024 10:50 PM (ofDJ7)

130 Some fun Tensor image

https://tinyurl.com/mtc8s786

The Sheriff is near!

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2024 10:50 PM (9rKTR)

131 She just likes porn because Deputies can make a lot of money working a second job in uniform.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth. at December 08, 2024 10:50 PM (tK3Zm)

132 Toyota Jan is very popular in Arab lands. Even more popular than Flo.

Posted by: Ad Council at December 08, 2024 10:51 PM (D0hl3)

133 Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
NEW: Grandma gets run over by a ‘reindeer’ in Watertown, New York during a turkey trot.

The incident happened during the Watertown Turkey Day Run when at least 4 deer ran into the crowd.

According to the Watertown police, three people were injured with one being sent to the hospital.

https://tinyurl.com/292eyn4d

Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 08, 2024 10:53 PM (TGPs7)

134 The Sheriff is near!
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2024 10:50 PM (9rKTR)


Interesting timing.

Posted by: gKWVE at December 08, 2024 10:54 PM (gKWVE)

135 Toyota Jan is very popular in Arab lands. Even more popular than Flo.
Posted by: Ad Council at December 08, 2024 10:51 PM (D0hl3)


Toyota Jan is probably more popular than Flo everywhere.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 08, 2024 10:55 PM (lHPJf)

136 Shannon Lofland, 44, was a 21-year veteran of the Arapahoe County Sheriff’s Office

She says she was unable to keep up with rising debt, high interest rates, and increasing living costs

“I was desperate, I was drowning… I found a legal, lucrative means for providing that support for my family that I needed at that time to save my home for them and feed my family”
Posted by: Mister Ghost

Yeah right. Pubic records show she earned $99K/yr at the sheriff's office.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2024 10:55 PM (WXNFJ)

137 51 million per year.

Definitely not part of the Money Ball theory of baseball.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth. at December 08, 2024 10:55 PM (tK3Zm)

138 Yeah right. Pubic records show she earned $99K/yr at the sheriff's office.
Posted by: Tonypete


* golf clap *

Even if it was a typo.

Posted by: mikeski at December 08, 2024 10:56 PM (DgGvY)

139 Yeah right. Pubic records show she earned $99K/yr at the sheriff's office.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2024 10:55 PM (WXNFJ)

And it's not like she lived in NYC or San Francisco.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth. at December 08, 2024 10:57 PM (tK3Zm)

140
Senator Lindsey Graham demands increased US military intervention in Syria

The word "increased" would infer that we already have troops there. Do we and how many doing what exactly?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2024 10:59 PM (63Dwl)

141 >The word "increased" would infer that we already have troops there. Do we and how many doing what exactly?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
---

from what I've read, we have nearly 1000 troops in Syria

whose side we're on, I have no idea

Posted by: Nom de ONT at December 08, 2024 11:00 PM (/7KEl)

142 Posted by: Nom de ONT at December 08, 2024 11:00 PM (/7KEl)

I think it's mostly about supporting the Kurds in that area.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth. at December 08, 2024 11:02 PM (tK3Zm)

143 My dad was always up to something that in retrospect I regret not taking more interest in.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 08, 2024 11:02 PM (RIvkX)

144 I think it's mostly about supporting the Kurds in that area.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth. at December 08, 2024 11:02 PM (tK3Zm)

No whey!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2024 11:03 PM (n4JOE)

145 Does Decrepit Joe know if Syria is north, south, east, or west of Iraq? I have 100 quatloos that says NO WAY.

"Jill, I heard a few of the White House cleaning ladies talking about me bombing Syria today. Did I? Why would I do that? How is Syria spelled anyway? One 'r' or two?"

Posted by: Gref at December 08, 2024 11:06 PM (aBgBM)

146 I could never keep up with who's doing what to whom in Syria. I just know that Assad looked like the old chinless Gumps comics characters.

https://bit.ly/49tEAUk

Posted by: mindful webworker - recognizable at December 08, 2024 11:07 PM (ofDJ7)

147 from what I've read, we have nearly 1000 troops in Syria

whose side we're on, I have no idea


Other articles seem to indicate we are supporting multiple conflicting jihadi groups

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2024 11:07 PM (oZhjI)

148 The Manhattan murder of the CEO reminded me of this (34 m) video someone showed me a few years back; (atheist and rising criminal) David Wood tried to kill his father with a hammer, was committed to a mental hospital where he made plans to do even worse once he got out, and how his life changed after coming to faith in Christ.

Interestingly, the subway stairs never seem to end. https://tinyurl.com/2fhrz2bd

Posted by: Ju at December 08, 2024 11:07 PM (aTmM/)

149 They install mobile overpass bridges in Switzerland when they need to do road work so that they don't stop traffic.

Is this technology used anywhere in the US? If it isn’t - WHY NOT?!?


It's our lunch break. If you don't like it, take it up with our union.
Posted by: Every DOT at December 08, 2024 10:13 PM (lHPJf)

It looks very expensive, and it would seem limited to repaving work only.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
====

Worker safety seems to be the primary advantage.
Swiss only have Swiss for the dangerous work so they pay a bit, quite a bit more for worker safety.
The US has 'newcomers' working off books with ten more willing to step up if one gets mowed down.

Using this Rube Goldberg machine is not to keep traffic moving as they choked down two lanes to one just like is common pretty much everywhere else.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 08, 2024 11:07 PM (/lPRQ)

150 from what I've read, we have nearly 1000 troops in Syria

whose side we're on, I have no idea
Posted by: Nom de ONT at December 08, 2024 11:00 PM (/7KEl)


A WSJ summary of the last few days indicated there are some U.S.-backed militants among the forces that toppled Assad.

Which I'm sure are clean-cut and have no associations whatsoever with terrorism or jihad.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 08, 2024 11:07 PM (lHPJf)

151 Sebastian's got it right. And those forces have air support on call. With that and the allied militias they blocked an attempt by Iran to send some of its Iraqi proxy militia forces north to support Assad the Chinless as his army was disintegrating. Almost certainly didn't matter in the end, but was one more defeat for Tehran in a year that has seen almost their entire axis, fruit of decades of work and $Bs, dissolve like an Alka-Seltzer being washed by a raccoon in a mountain stream.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2024 11:08 PM (1m82a)

152 Lure of easy money. But front range Colorado is not a cheap place to live. If the family bought a house and then there was no DH salary to help pay for it, our insurance rates through the roof, etc etc thanks to Hickenlooper and then Polis and a demonrat congress she wouldn't have to be an idiot to have wound up in a debt hole; just stupid to think she wouldn't get recognized in the porn films.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 08, 2024 11:08 PM (UKUm3)

153 PabloD a prayer for complete and speedy recovery

For Jim in Kali too

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 08, 2024 11:08 PM (RIvkX)

154 >>>Devoted mom… doesn't have crazy eyes at all.
https://bit.ly/3ONCPHW
Posted by: mindful webworker - don't do it, boys
---

Could it be some kind of psychotropic prescription?

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 08, 2024 11:09 PM (GKLAN)

155
Yeah right. Pubic records show she earned $99K/yr at the sheriff's office.


Pron is nominally easy money. Spend a couple hours a week nekkid and get paid.

Of course who the hell is paying them is really a question. I mean...if that's your thing the internet is already full of plenty of naked women...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2024 11:10 PM (oZhjI)

156 Hello Doof and assorted other Lovelies!
It's party time!

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at December 08, 2024 11:11 PM (+HzbQ)

157 Isn't forty-four a little long in the tooth for pr0n?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 08, 2024 11:12 PM (mH6SG)

158 Welcome about 17 new countries to the UN after Syria, Iran and Russia end up partitioned. Talk about lit!

TBH the world would probably be better off with 10X the number of countries it has now.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2024 11:13 PM (oZhjI)

159 I was busy doing something else and missed out on an auction I wanted to win.
I hate it when that happens.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at December 08, 2024 11:15 PM (+HzbQ)

160 Sykes and Picot are turning in their graves.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 08, 2024 11:16 PM (RIvkX)

161 Is Iran fixing to be under new management soon?

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at December 08, 2024 11:16 PM (+HzbQ)

162 https://tinyurl.com/mtc8s786
The Sheriff is near!
Posted by: Anna Puma


Oh, arrest me, sheriff! I've been a bad boy!

Does she have a 2nd career in pr0n?

Posted by: mindful webworker - cuffs required at December 08, 2024 11:16 PM (ofDJ7)

163
Top Ten! Not sure if that's good or whether it's a sign I have too much time on my hands.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2024 11:16 PM (dxSpM)

164 157 Isn't forty-four a little long in the tooth for pr0n?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 08, 2024 11:12 PM (mH6SG)

Ha! We can still love you long time!

Posted by: MILF Porn Goddesses at December 08, 2024 11:17 PM (F2xQR)

165 Top Ten! Not sure if that's good or whether it's a sign I have too much time on my hands.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2024 11:16 PM (dxSpM)

Everybody needs a hobby!

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at December 08, 2024 11:17 PM (+HzbQ)

166 Isn't forty-four a little long in the tooth for pr0n?
Posted by: Notorious BFD

Grannies and Fatties dot com

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 08, 2024 11:17 PM (/lPRQ)

167 Here is the Colorado porno mom

https://tinyurl.com/yx8hh73e

Posted by: Nom de ONT at December 08, 2024 11:17 PM (/7KEl)

168 Ju - David Wood is an interesting guy. I always laughed when people would try to hurt his feelings and he'd respond with something like "I'm a diagnosed psychopath; I don't even have feelings to hurt!"

Posted by: PabloD at December 08, 2024 11:18 PM (twNth)

169 Isn't forty-four a little long in the tooth for pr0n?
Posted by: Notorious BFD


There's a market for MILFs and step-Mom categories, so I've read. 🙄

Posted by: mindful webworker - I only read it for the articles at December 08, 2024 11:18 PM (ofDJ7)

170 Here is the Colorado porno mom
https://tinyurl.com/yx8hh73e
Posted by: Nom de ONT


Seaworld uses fewer filters.

Posted by: mikeski at December 08, 2024 11:20 PM (DgGvY)

171 Here is the Colorado porno mom

I can't tell if she's wearing so much makeup she doesn't quite look human or using a filter so much she doesn't quite look human

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2024 11:21 PM (oZhjI)

172 Thanks, San Franpsycho (and to all the other Morons who have added me to their prayers). It's a good reminder to me that I need to be more diligent and intentional about my own prayer life.

Posted by: PabloD at December 08, 2024 11:21 PM (twNth)

173 Isn't forty-four a little long in the tooth for pr0n?
Posted by: Notorious BFD


I'm about to find out. It's the only way left for me to make money. (sob)

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz, Ace's Fantasy Teen MILF at December 08, 2024 11:22 PM (aBgBM)

174 Since things are getting randy, must be time to fold my tent and head for the showers. Or is it the other way around?

It's not Christmas until there's Dropkick Murphys 🎄
https://youtu.be/qTx-sdR6Yzk

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - seasonally at December 08, 2024 11:22 PM (ofDJ7)

175 Assad to Moscow, Soto to Queens...

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 08, 2024 11:23 PM (pXeye)

176 Just went through the food thread. 6:25AM and I need a steak - but bad!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 08, 2024 11:24 PM (428dN)

177 >>>Of course who the hell is paying them is really a question. I mean...if that's your thing the internet is already full of plenty of naked women...
Posted by: 18-1
---

There's one you haven't seen.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 08, 2024 11:25 PM (GKLAN)

178 can't tell if she's wearing so much makeup she doesn't quite look human or using a filter so much she doesn't quite look human
Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2024 11:21 PM (oZhjI)

I think the answer is "yes"

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 08, 2024 11:25 PM (c0INX)

179 Isn't forty-four a little long in the tooth for pr0n?
Posted by: Notorious BFD

9 out of 10 GILFs say no.

(The 10th has her mouth too full of cock to comment.)

Posted by: modern pr0n at December 08, 2024 11:27 PM (xgNzW)

180 G'night, Horde. Thanks for the ONT, Doof.

Posted by: scampydog at December 08, 2024 11:29 PM (41CYW)

181 Kamala Harris ---> HO... HO... HO !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Franklin Mason at December 08, 2024 11:31 PM (xjnDb)

182 Isn't forty-four a little long in the tooth for pr0n?
Posted by: Notorious BFD

My new Only Fans channel goes live 1/21/25!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Kumalaa Harris at December 08, 2024 11:34 PM (F2xQR)

183 Everybody needs a hobby!
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at December 08, 2024 11:17 PM (+HzbQ)


It's that or do porn

Posted by: gKWVE at December 08, 2024 11:34 PM (gKWVE)

184 Kamala Harris ---> HO... HO... HO !!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Franklin Mason at December 08, 2024 11:31 PM (xjnDb)
-

One will suffice.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 08, 2024 11:34 PM (428dN)

185 This might be a good place to put this here. A highlight from my Spotify Christmas playlist..

http://tiny.cc/ap90001

Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 08, 2024 11:35 PM (Cbio9)

186 179 Isn't forty-four a little long in the tooth for pr0n?
Posted by: Notorious BFD

9 out of 10 GILFs say no.

(The 10th has her mouth too full of cock to comment.)

Posted by: modern pr0n at December 08, 2024 11:27 PM (xgNzW)


Plastic and cosmetic surgeons in this country must nowadays be making more money than they can ever hope to spend.

Posted by: Gref at December 08, 2024 11:35 PM (aBgBM)

187 Superstar outfielder Juan Soto and the New York Mets are in agreement on a 15-year, $765 million contract,

Inflation I know, but remember when that would be a lot to pay for the ENTIRE FRANCHISE

Posted by: azjaeger at December 08, 2024 11:36 PM (3/XaG)

188 Senator Lindsey Graham demands increased US military intervention in Syria

“Syria is a mess, but is not our friend, & THE UNITED STATES SHOULD HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. THIS IS NOT OUR FIGHT. LET IT PLAY OUT. DO NOT GET INVOLVED!” -Trump

Hmmm. Tough choice. I think I'll go with Trump.
Posted by: mindful webworker - imagine that at December 08, 2024 10:40 PM (ofDJ7)
-

From over a decade ago, when the Syrian rebellion began:

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Aug 28, 2013
Remember, all these ‘freedom fighters’ in Syria want to fly planes into our buildings.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 08, 2024 11:37 PM (428dN)

189 Tough room
she's attractive, you homos!

Posted by: Nom de ONT at December 08, 2024 11:37 PM (/7KEl)

190 As I saw online earlier...

HOME.... the only place where HO and ME meet...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 08, 2024 11:39 PM (QAkQ3)

191 This is what 'lucky' looks and sounds like

https://x.com/NFL/status/
1865976024011530534

Posted by: Nom de ONT at December 08, 2024 11:40 PM (/7KEl)

192 I like Big Black-Indian Ass.............

I cannot Deny it..........

Kamala Gots back......

Posted by: Joe Bribum at December 08, 2024 11:41 PM (lw59Z)

193 Tough room
she's attractive, you homos!
Posted by: Nom de ONT


I'm sure she's still hot without the quarter-angstrom filtering.

But several of Anna's Tensor pix look more like a real human.

Posted by: mikeski at December 08, 2024 11:41 PM (DgGvY)

194 Damn. I wish I hadn't have asked that question.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 08, 2024 11:42 PM (mH6SG)

195 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 08, 2024 11:37 PM (428dN)

It's been the official Biden Admin Policy to get rid of Assad... we have US troops INSIDE SYRIA and have had for 4 years... and I would wager we armed the Islamists who just took him down.

Note, they pulled the trigger on this CIA op just before Biden was out of office... yeah, question the timing.

We have just overthrown another Countries government, and gave it to Islamists who are allies with Iran... without any formal declaration of war... even though we used US combat troops inside that country.

IMO, we do not hold the moral high ground on this.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 08, 2024 11:43 PM (QAkQ3)

196 185 This might be a good place to put this here. A highlight from my Spotify Christmas playlist..

http://tiny.cc/ap90001

Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 08, 2024 11:35 PM (Cbio9)

-------
This is terrific. Thanks for sharing.

Posted by: Scarymary at December 08, 2024 11:44 PM (F2xQR)

197 Posted by: Romeo13 at December 08, 2024 11:43 PM (QAkQ3)
-

Fresh from US CENTCOM. Confusing, isn't it?

https://tinyurl.com/4pzwcc3u

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 08, 2024 11:47 PM (428dN)

198 Superstar outfielder Juan Soto and the New York Mets are in agreement on a 15-year, $765 million contract.
.............................
Have the Mets finished paying Bobby Bonilla's contract?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 08, 2024 11:48 PM (q3Swj)

199 Note, they pulled the trigger on this CIA op just before Biden was out of office... yeah, question the timing.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 08, 2024 11:43 PM (QAkQ3)
-

Not sure this was an op or a opportune vacuum moment caused by a weakened Iran, Russia and Hizballah.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 08, 2024 11:49 PM (428dN)

200 Out the door. l8r.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 08, 2024 11:51 PM (428dN)

201 We have just overthrown another Countries government, and gave it to Islamists who are allies with Iran... without any formal declaration of war... even though we used US combat troops inside that country.

IMO, we do not hold the moral high ground on this.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 08, 2024 11:43 PM (QAkQ3)

I think the Islamist rebels are Sunni and Iran is Shia so not allies. And Iran was a big backer of Assad.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth. at December 08, 2024 11:51 PM (tK3Zm)

202 >Pron is nominally easy money. Spend a couple hours a week nekkid and get paid. Of course who the hell is paying them is really a question. I mean...if that's your thing the internet is already full of plenty of naked women...

The average only-fans makes $150 a month. I have to wonder if those sudden millionaires are just laundering drug money.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 08, 2024 11:53 PM (lhenN)

203 Netanyahu publicly indicates that the overthrow is a good thing. I don't know if they think that in private,

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth. at December 08, 2024 11:54 PM (tK3Zm)

204 132 Toyota Jan is very popular in Arab lands. Even more popular than Flo.
Posted by: Ad Council at December 08, 2024 10:51 PM (D0hl3)

Toyota Marcia >> Toyota Jan

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 08, 2024 11:55 PM (QGaXH)

205 161 Is Iran fixing to be under new management soon?
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at December 08, 2024 11:16 PM (+HzbQ)

I think the odds are good; Iran’s 30 year plan of encirclement of Israel just collapsed spectacularly; not only have they lost any influence in Syria, they’ve probably lost Lebanon for good as well. They’ve displayed fear and cowardice at the prospect of fighting a real war with Israel; and showing that much weakness is often the kiss of death for an unpopular dictatorial regime.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2024 11:58 PM (W6hoT)

206
The people who claim to know what they're talking about say Assad's overthrow is bad for Iran. Hezbollah, which is Iran's arm of control and influence, has had to bug out.

I don't know about any of this stuff. But these rebels are not our friends. It may be better all around for us and Israel, but we don't need to be messing around in Syria. Let them do whatever they're gonna do internally.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 09, 2024 12:02 AM (w6EFb)

207 The average only-fans makes $150 a month. I have to wonder if those sudden millionaires are just laundering drug money.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
..............................
Laundering drug money and The sex biz. The sex trade is a huge market that makes billions. Most of it is illegal (underage). Got to wash all that money somewhere.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 09, 2024 12:03 AM (q3Swj)

208 Evening.

I wonder how much weight those mobile overpass thingies can support. That's cool as hell, but I gave questions.

I love that Doof's email is a testament to his love for Rush.

Bruh...

*High five*

Posted by: Robert at December 09, 2024 12:04 AM (1Yy3c)

209
These same people I was reading say the reason Assad lost his grip was Israel's weakening of Hezbollah, and this was a big miscalculation by Iran re the Oct 7 attack.

Assad needed Hezbollah, acting under Iran's orders, to stay in power agin' his own Sunni rebels or something.

Trump wins, and Iran knows he's not gonna hold Israel back, and they realize they better bug out, and Hezbollah too.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 09, 2024 12:06 AM (w6EFb)

210 The Foggybottom play in Syria... is the same as it was was in Libya IMO... we don't even know who the players really are... and are just sowing chaos.

You know... Libya, that years later is a yuge arms and slave market... that has no functional government at all.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 09, 2024 12:06 AM (QAkQ3)

211 The average only-fans makes $150 a month. I have to wonder if those sudden millionaires are just laundering drug money.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 08, 2024 11:53 PM (lhenN)

Possibly. That and/or prostitution.

It's like how so many skank whore Instagram models get to wear nice clothes and pose in exotic locales while only being a seven. You just know they're sucking some wealthy guy's cock.

Posted by: Robert at December 09, 2024 12:07 AM (1Yy3c)

212 203 Netanyahu publicly indicates that the overthrow is a good thing. I don't know if they think that in private,
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth. at December 08, 2024 11:54 PM (tK3Zm)

I’m certain they think that in private as well as public. Look at what has happened; Iran has been running a decades long plan of encirclement aimed at the destruction of Israel. First they took over the militias in Iraq; then they made an ally in Syria; then the set up Hezbollah to take over Lebanon and threaten Israel from the north; lastly they armed Hamas to the teeth and allowed Sinwar to kick off the war they hoped would destroy Israel.

All of those plans are in ruin now, impossible to repair, and for Israel it’s almost as great and unexpected a victory as that of Esther and Mordechai over Haman. (Which also was about Persia). It’s one the greatest long term victories the Jewish State has ever seen! Of course there may be difficulties with the new Syrian government, but they are just a collection of militias now, not an organized army. They’ll Be no threat to the IDF, especially since Israel is already nailing down the Syria border.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2024 12:10 AM (W6hoT)

213 201
One name: Nuland.
I keep posting this, it will explain everything.
Also did you knw USAID doesn't mean US Aid?
For a terrifying eye opener listen to this: Rogan & Benz

https://youtu.be/rrJhQpvlkLA

Posted by: Ciampino - We've been doing these color revolutions for ever at December 09, 2024 12:10 AM (i0xsb)

214 We need a new Pope. Really. Shocking.
Pope Francis sends pointed message to Israel with Nativity scene

https://mol.im/a/14171491

Posted by: Ciampino - We've had enough shit from Vatican at December 09, 2024 12:12 AM (i0xsb)

215 Good Night Everyone....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 09, 2024 12:14 AM (QGaXH)

216 211 The average only-fans makes $150 a month.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 08, 2024 11:53 PM (lhenN)

The sad thing is that people will prostitute themselves for a pittance.

Posted by: Scarymary at December 09, 2024 12:14 AM (F2xQR)

217 Now thats a tree.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 09, 2024 12:16 AM (VwHCD)

218 Just a reminder, while you're hanging out here, for background listening, traditional carols and hymns
FBCradio.com
Last 1/2 hour or so:

What Child Is This?/O Come, O Come, Emmanuel/The First Noel/Silent Night 7:42
00:08:18 O Come, All Ye Faithful 3:58
00:07:37 Station ID 0:41
00:06:24 Shepherds! Shake Off Your Drowsy Sleep 1:13
00:03:14 Comfort, Comfort Ye My People 3:11
00:01:25 Still, Still, Still 1:50
00:00:12 From Heaven High I Come to You

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2024 12:17 AM (XeU6L)

219 The average only-fans makes $150 a month.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 08, 2024 11:53 PM (lhenN)

Man, I'm leaving $150 on the table every month?!?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 09, 2024 12:17 AM (+WVTG)

220 How out of touch can Lindsay Graham be?

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2024 12:17 AM (fV+MH)

221 Also I feel awful for whoever that X-ray is.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2024 12:19 AM (fV+MH)

222 Anti-police activist begs for help after thieves stole U-Haul truck with 'everything' she owns... and the response is brutal

https://mol.im/a/14172063

Posted by: Ciampino - What police? at December 09, 2024 12:19 AM (i0xsb)

223 Jethro Tull Christmas Album

https://tinyurl.com/2j943yfk

Posted by: Scarymary at December 09, 2024 12:19 AM (F2xQR)

224 "The sad thing is that people will prostitute themselves for a pittance.
Posted by: Scarymary "


It is sad.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2024 12:20 AM (fV+MH)

225 I think Biden’s claim today that the US had something to do with what happened in Syria is utterly ridiculous; if anyone pushed things along it was Erdogan, and I doubt even he dreamed it would go this far. Biden continues to be pathetic; he sees that this might have been popular so of course suddenly he wants to say after the fact that it was as.him all along behind it. Yeah right, go away you loser.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2024 12:22 AM (W6hoT)

226 Jay-Z accused of raping girl, 13, with Diddy after MTV VMAs in lawsuit

https://mol.im/a/14172049

Posted by: Ciampino - What, another? at December 09, 2024 12:22 AM (i0xsb)

227 We need a new Pope. Really. Shocking.
Pope Francis sends pointed message to Israel with Nativity scene

https://mol.im/a/14171491

Posted by: Ciampino - We've had enough shit from Vatican at December 09, 2024 12:12 AM (i0xsb)

May he find out that hell has a basement.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 09, 2024 12:24 AM (VwHCD)

228 223 Jethro Tull Christmas Album

https://tinyurl.com/2j943yfk
Posted by: Scarymary at December 09, 2024 12:19 AM (F2xQR)

I always liked Tull. I introduced my 12 year old grandson to them and he calls them the Pirate Band.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2024 12:25 AM (W6hoT)

229 Dark twist in tale of 'Lost Children' who survived 40 days in Amazon

https://mol.im/a/14137083

Posted by: Ciampino - No fire starter? A Bic? at December 09, 2024 12:27 AM (i0xsb)

230 My Dad was and still is, my role model. Dunno how to do better.

Oh, and good evening, good people.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at December 09, 2024 12:31 AM (hKoQL)

231 41....I'm eternally grateful for the time spent being a dad and for having mom and dad for as long as i did (98 and 96 y.o. respectively).

When we asked the oncologist how long I might have, the young whippersnapper said, "Well, you're 64 years old now - how long did you think you were going to live before you found out you had cancer?"

Ummm....my mom died at 81, my dad died 1 day short of turning 90, and my maternal grandmother lived to be 95, so barring getting hit by a bus or getting sick, I kinda thought that I might make it to at least 80! I mean, I don't smoke, drink, or do drugs, I have only had one sexual partner, and I was finally at a decent enough weight, so I thought I was doing everything right....

Little shit 😂😂😂

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 09, 2024 12:39 AM (SRRAx)

232 My Dad is a good man. He was raised by my Granddad, another good man. They taught me to be a good human. Good men and good dads really matter, no matter what the world says.

Posted by: Scarymary at December 09, 2024 12:41 AM (F2xQR)

233 God Bless you, Teresa. That doc needs a pimp slap.

Posted by: Scarymary at December 09, 2024 12:43 AM (F2xQR)

234 This morning, while walking down the street, I was hit by a violin, then by a clarinet and then by a French horn. I think it was an orchestrated attack.

Posted by: Ciampino - No pianos? at December 09, 2024 12:46 AM (i0xsb)

235 226 Jay-Z accused of raping girl, 13, with Diddy after MTV VMAs in lawsuit

https://mol.im/a/14172049
Posted by: Ciampino
..................................
Uh oh. The cult of Beyonce may not handle that news well. If true.

Or not. The Beyonce cult would make Jim Jones jealous.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 09, 2024 12:47 AM (q3Swj)

236 234 This morning, while walking down the street, I was hit by a violin, then by a clarinet and then by a French horn. I think it was an orchestrated attack.

Posted by: Ciampino - No pianos? at December 09, 2024 12:46 AM (i0xsb)

--------
At least it wasn't a Mannheim Steamroller.

Posted by: Scarymary at December 09, 2024 12:48 AM (F2xQR)

237 When we asked the oncologist how long I might have, the young whippersnapper said, "Well, you're 64 years old now - how long did you think you were going to live before you found out you had cancer?"
---

My personal experiences with the healthcare system and doctors over the last 5-10 years has been discouraging. I can't figure out whether the docs listen but don't hear, or they hear but don't listen. There always seems to be a desire to conjure up a treatment, as opposed to focusing on a diagnosis.

Too many patients, is my one appraisal, but my current crop of docs just do not have the bedside manner that my now-retired doc of 20 years had.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2024 12:52 AM (XeU6L)

238 My dad is 95 and will be 96 this February, God willing.

Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2024 12:53 AM (IDphi)

239 Wonderful post! We will be linking to this great post on our website.
Keep up the great writing.

Posted by: that site at December 09, 2024 12:54 AM (lHNhX)

240 Dad used to take us out to a friend's property, to cut the 3 Christmas trees: One for Grandma's house, one for our house, one for our church.

Lots of stomping through the woods! Hot cocoa and blanket for us kids, when finished. Dad was in his early 30s in those days.

Posted by: JQ at December 09, 2024 12:59 AM (YoCnN)

241 The basement of hell is for beings who must look UP to see bottom.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at December 09, 2024 12:59 AM (hKoQL)

242 spammer at 239: (lHNhX)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2024 01:00 AM (n4JOE)

243 220 How out of touch can Lindsay Graham be?

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2024 12:17 AM (fV+MH)
----
O, I'm sure he touches lots of green paper and he's not even Irish.

Posted by: Ciampino - Special inks at December 09, 2024 01:04 AM (i0xsb)

244 Jay-Z accused of raping girl, 13, with Diddy after MTV VMAs in lawsuit

https://mol.im/a/14172049
Posted by: Ciampino - What, another? at December 09, 2024 12:22 AM (i0xsb)

https://tinyurl.com/d5pzt8w3

Posted by: Methos at December 09, 2024 01:08 AM (Dnobf)

245

He touches a lot penis...

Posted by: Elderly Git at December 09, 2024 01:08 AM (ZgS7G)

246 This morning, while walking down the street, I was hit by a violin, then by a clarinet and then by a French horn. I think it was an orchestrated attack.
Posted by: Ciampino


This street violins is getting out of control.

Posted by: mikeski at December 09, 2024 01:09 AM (DgGvY)

247 242: meh, they're not even trying anymore. So boring.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 09, 2024 01:10 AM (q3Swj)

248
It's much warmer here, now, still 52F.

Yesterday morning was something. It started out after midnight below freezing, hit just under 30, then bounced around 30 - 31 until about 3:30AM. Then, boom, the wind picked up, and the temp increased 12 degrees to 42F in about 30 minutes. It cooled off some by sunrise, maybe 36F or so, but that was something.

It's started misting out, and dew point is up to 40F. Air was getting damned dry before.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 09, 2024 01:10 AM (w6EFb)

249 How can anyone look at this and not think "mental illness?"

https://tinyurl.com/z448ykrx

Also needs makeup lessons.

Posted by: Ciampino - Short bus at December 09, 2024 01:11 AM (i0xsb)

250 Biden bombs Syria after Trump warned America should NOT get involved in Middle East conflict

https://mol.im/a/14171561

Did he bomb the Pentagon-supported or the CIA-supported rebels?

Posted by: Ciampino - We are all in this together at December 09, 2024 01:14 AM (i0xsb)

251 It's much warmer here, now, still 52F.

Yesterday morning was something. It started out after midnight below freezing, hit just under 30, then bounced around 30 - 31 until about 3:30AM. Then, boom, the wind picked up, and the temp increased 12 degrees to 42F in about 30 minutes. It cooled off some by sunrise, maybe 36F or so, but that was something.

It's started misting out, and dew point is up to 40F. Air was getting damned dry before.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 09, 2024 01:10 AM (w6EFb)

Howling wind here, all last night, and all day. Temp is freezing plus/minus a degree or two. A trace of rain, snow flurries. Old snow drifting with the wind. Not pleasant to be out in it, for sure, but not really a storm as such. Forecast is for much the same for a few days.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2024 01:15 AM (n4JOE)

252 Picture six very cute kittens in a bunch.
Caption:
We are a package deal, buy one and get five free!

Posted by: Ciampino - We did something like that at December 09, 2024 01:18 AM (i0xsb)

253 Does your surgeon waltz or tango while operating?

https://tinyurl.com/3s5c3ku3

Posted by: Ciampino - Maybe The Twist? at December 09, 2024 01:24 AM (i0xsb)

254 Today & yesterday were the warmest we've had in over a week! I finally got all the leaves swept up and put away the mower & sweeper today. Whew! Done until Spring, except for any snow that comes along.

It was 50F today. Beats 30!

Posted by: JQ at December 09, 2024 01:27 AM (YoCnN)

255 Loved the homeschooling.

Posted by: Ciampino - Romans at December 09, 2024 01:31 AM (i0xsb)

256 Dear Senator Graham, who are the good guys and who are the bad guys?

...
...
...

Yeah, thought so.

Posted by: JB1000 at December 09, 2024 01:34 AM (JcJpw)

257 This morning, while walking down the street, I was hit by a violin, then by a clarinet and then by a French horn. I think it was an orchestrated attack.
Posted by: Ciampino - No pianos? at December 09, 2024 12:46 AM (i0xsb)
-

Have you been drinking? I ask because this just sounds like a lot of... Bartok.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 09, 2024 01:39 AM (ltFMw)

258 65

It looks very expensive, and it would seem limited to repaving work only.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2024 10:26 PM (n4JOE)
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There's a video of an overpass replacement done with a temporary bypass. Stop motion. Very good. May have been Scandinavia or Holland? May have been on AoS a few years back.

Posted by: Ciampino - Pesky clever engineers at December 09, 2024 01:44 AM (i0xsb)

259 There's a video of an overpass replacement done with a temporary bypass. Stop motion. Very good. May have been Scandinavia or Holland? May have been on AoS a few years back.
Posted by: Ciampino
------

I remember that. Sort of... Didn't they complete the work in a weekend or 3 days, or something *fast* like that?

Imagine getting our clock-riding union goons to accomplish that. ***psst, hey buddy, slow down. gotta make the job last***

Posted by: JQ at December 09, 2024 01:49 AM (YoCnN)

260 That bridge-building, not the one I was thinking about but this is quite phenomenal: 3 days

https://youtu.be/G-7Kj0DFWf8

Posted by: Ciampino - Pesky clever engineers eh! at December 09, 2024 01:49 AM (i0xsb)

261 "This morning, while walking down the street, I was hit by a violin, then by a clarinet and then by a French horn. I think it was an orchestrated attack.
Posted by: Ciampino"

When you get hit by a piano you'll know it.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2024 01:54 AM (fV+MH)

262 When you get hit by a piano you'll know it.
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2024 01:54 AM (fV+MH)

Sure to cause organ damage.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2024 01:56 AM (n4JOE)

263 How can anyone look at this and not think "mental illness?"

https://tinyurl.com/z448ykrx

Posted by: Ciampino - Short bus at December 09, 2024 01:11 AM (i0xsb)
-

But what the folks at home need to know is who what you're actually looking at:

https://tinyurl.com/yres8v6m

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 09, 2024 01:56 AM (ltFMw)

264 Does your surgeon waltz or tango while operating?

https://tinyurl.com/3s5c3ku3
Posted by: Ciampino - Maybe The Twist? at December 09, 2024 01:24 AM (i0xsb)
-

Seems like she cuts in a lot.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 09, 2024 01:58 AM (ltFMw)

265 When you get hit by a piano you'll know it.
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2024 01:54 AM (fV+MH)

Sure to cause organ damage.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2024 01:56 AM (n4JOE)
-

Knowing what's flying is the key.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 09, 2024 01:59 AM (ltFMw)

266 When you get hit by a piano you'll know it.
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2024 01:54 AM (fV+MH)

Sure to cause organ damage.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2024 01:56 AM (n4JOE)
-

Knowing what's flying is the key.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 09, 2024 01:59 AM (ltFMw)

--

You'll see some action! And maybe get hammered.

Posted by: JQ at December 09, 2024 02:02 AM (YoCnN)

267 I think it's wrong that a woman can accuse a man of rape and hide behind Jane Doe while the man is named. He will forever be tainted even if exonerated while the woman can slink away incognito.

Posted by: Ciampino - Not equal justice at December 09, 2024 02:03 AM (i0xsb)

268 266 When you get hit by a piano you'll know it.
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2024 01:54 AM (fV+MH)

Sure to cause organ damage.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2024 01:56 AM (n4JOE)
-

Knowing what's flying is the key.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 09, 2024 01:59 AM (ltFMw)

--

You'll see some action! And maybe get hammered.

Posted by: JQ at December 09, 2024 02:02 AM (YoCnN)
----
Well if you're first name is Dulcimer .....

Posted by: Ciampino - A viola is better than a violin as it burns longer at December 09, 2024 02:10 AM (i0xsb)

269 It was the bottom of the Fifth Symphony and the Basses were loaded.

Posted by: Ciampino - Is a Cor Anglais a French Horn? at December 09, 2024 02:11 AM (i0xsb)

270 But what the folks at home need to know is who what you're actually looking at:

https://tinyurl.com/yres8v6m
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 09, 2024 01:56 AM (ltFMw)

If the fucker is so "happy" why is he making a TikTok video to assert that? Sounds like he is trying to convince himself.
And trannyism isn't "biological"; it's the exact opposite. Insane in the membrane.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2024 02:16 AM (n4JOE)

271 " It was the bottom of the Fifth Symphony and the Basses were loaded.
Posted by: Ciampino"

Bach always wins.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2024 02:16 AM (fV+MH)

272 What do you call a person who hangs around with musicians?



A drummer.

--
What happens to a drummer when his girlfriend breaks up with him?

He's homeless.

Posted by: Ciampino - Is a Cor Anglais a French Horn then? at December 09, 2024 02:17 AM (i0xsb)

273 It was the bottom of the Fifth Symphony and the Basses were loaded.
Posted by: Ciampino - Is a Cor Anglais a French Horn? at December 09, 2024 02:11 AM (i0xsb)

And with perfect pitch, you get the Umpire Concerto.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2024 02:19 AM (n4JOE)

274 270
The hair and THE LIPS!!!!

I sincerely hope he didn't go to school looking like that.

Posted by: Ciampino - Lipstick on a pig? at December 09, 2024 02:19 AM (i0xsb)

275 I sincerely hope he didn't go to school looking like that.
Posted by: Ciampino - Lipstick on a pig? at December 09, 2024 02:19 AM (i0xsb)

I wonder how many kids he molested?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2024 02:21 AM (n4JOE)

276 Remember this fool?
Chelsea Manning arrested for storming women's restroom on Capitol Hill

https://mol.im/a/14164145

Posted by: Ciampino - Lipstick on a pig 2 at December 09, 2024 02:27 AM (i0xsb)

277 Remember this fool?
Chelsea Manning arrested for storming women's restroom on Capitol Hill

https://mol.im/a/14164145
Posted by: Ciampino - Lipstick on a pig 2 at December 09, 2024 02:27 AM (i0xsb)
-

"It's in your name, dufus!"

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 09, 2024 02:32 AM (ltFMw)

278 Well, off to th rack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2024 02:46 AM (n4JOE)

279
Candace Owens
@RealCandaceO
Christians watching their “friends and allies celebrate and/or dismiss the pending slaughter of Syrian Christians is providing a much needed wake up call.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 09, 2024 03:17 AM (TGPs7)

280 Amy Mek
@AmyMek
After toppling the brutal regime of dictator Bashar al-Assad in Damascus on December 8, 2024, Syrian opposition-aligned fighter groups declared their next objectives: the "liberation of Jerusalem" and the destruction of the State of Israel.

They further announced plans to overthrow the House of Saud, explicitly stating their intention to seize the Kaaba in Mecca—a mission that aligns entirely with the long-declared goals of the Islamic State.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 09, 2024 03:19 AM (TGPs7)

281 Candace Owens
@RealCandaceO
Respect JD Vance for calling this out.
Christians will be slaughtered because that is always what happens.
There is an intentional genocide occurring if Christians in the Middle East and Israel and America are funding it.

Any person who does not have the courage to call this out is a fraud and a traitor.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 09, 2024 03:22 AM (TGPs7)

282 >>>Tonight’s ONT brought to you by helpful decoding (Hat Tip to Piper).

LOL Piper! That's a good one.

Posted by: m at December 09, 2024 03:39 AM (VnUSN)

283 Time to get moving

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2024 03:51 AM (fwDg9)

284 >>>Thanks for stopping this Sunday’s ONT.

WHO stopped it? And why should we thank them?!

Posted by: m at December 09, 2024 04:01 AM (VnUSN)

285 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at December 09, 2024 04:03 AM (VnUSN)

286 One more intersection for the Venn diagram:

https://youtu.be/HKTmLd5PTyc

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 09, 2024 04:12 AM (O7YUW)

287 Too many patients, is my one appraisal, but my current crop of docs just do not have the bedside manner that my now-retired doc of 20 years had.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2024 12:52

We have indeed lost the doc of the recent past. Jules just now passed 1 month of hospitalization. I will preface this rant with thanks to those in the ER that saved her life on 11/8 when she went code blue while waiting for a room in the ER.

Since then she has been seen by countless doctors, transferred to a bigger system for "better care". The doc in charge is the "hospitalist" and he is in charge of coordinating the treatment by five specialists.

They include a surgeon, nephrologist, infectious disease doc, gastro doc and the respiratory/pulminary doc. Yet the coordinator of all this care simply changes every few days.

This is insane. Yesterday the doc wanting consent to put in a feeding tube simply could not tell me if they had done the procedure yet to remove the dialysis port. This is crazy, how can they claim this is "great modern medicine"?

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at December 09, 2024 04:41 AM (55Qr6)

288 "If your dad is still around, call him, text him, go visit him, send him a letter – just let him know that you’re thinking about him."

As a person whose Dad has passed, I highly support this message.

Posted by: Greybeard Represent at December 09, 2024 01:09 PM (jgRaQ)

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