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DEI-Crazy Biden Administration Finds One Group It Won't Extend Hiring Prefernces To: Veterans, Of Course

The Biden Administration is so DEI-crazy that they demanded a DEI concession in the investigation of a fatal air collision: Biden's race-hustler officials demanded that this crucial investigatory panel be chosen according to DEI factors.

364 people died in this collision, and Biden wants it investigated by a firm that is diverse but not necessarily competent.

A judge rejected this lunacy.

Boeing plea deal over 737 MAX fatal crashes rejected -- judge faults feds' DEI requirement


A federal judge on Thursday rejected Boeing's agreement to plead guilty to fraud in the wake of two fatal 737 MAX crashes, faulting a diversity and inclusion provision in the deal regarding the selection of an independent monitor to audit the planemaker's compliance practices.

Boeing and the Justice Department now have 30 days to update the court on how they plan to proceed in the case, Judge Reed C. O'Connor of the Northern District of Texas ordered.

Spokespeople for Boeing and DOJ did not respond immediately to requests for comment.

Relatives of the victims of the two 737 MAX crashes, which occurred in 2018 and 2019 and killed 346 people, have called the agreement a "sweetheart" deal that failed to adequately hold Boeing accountable for the deaths of their loved ones.

The judge's objections center on the government's diversity and inclusion policy covering the selection of an independent monitor to oversee Boeing's compliance with the agreement for three years.


"The plea agreement requires the parties to consider race when hiring the independent monitor," O'Connor wrote in his decision. "In a case of this magnitude, it is in the utmost interest of justice that the public is confident this monitor selection is done based solely on competency."

Biden has directed every single agency to put DEI at the highest priority in staffing.

But there's a problem: Those damn white men that Biden is determined will never have a job in government kept getting hired.

How? How was this happening?

Well, there was a provision in the law going back to the 40s giving military veterans who actually served in battle a preference in being hired for federal job.

As more straight white men serve in battle than any other group, this was an oversight allowing straight white men to get jobs without discrimination against them, a dangerous back-door permitting them to get jobs which must be eliminated so that only racial minorities, women, and gays can get federal jobs.

So Biden revoked the post-WWII provision.

Debra Heine:


The Biden regime has quietly revoked the veterans hiring preference for civil service jobs and promotions, which since the 1944 Veterans Act gave eligible veterans preference over others for appointments in federal civil service selection, a memorandum obtained by American Greatness shows.

The goal of the veterans' preference law was to "provide a uniform method by which qualified veterans [could] receive special consideration for federal employment," according to Military.com.

By law, veterans who are disabled or who served on active duty during certain specified time periods or in military campaigns are entitled to preference over non-veterans both in hiring from competitive lists and in retention during reductions in force.

New guidelines from the Defense Civilian Personnel Advisory Service (DCPAS) now stipulate that "veterans' preference should be considered on an equal basis as other qualified candidates."

...

A source from the U.S. Air Force told American Greatness: "This is government-wide hiring has ramped up like never before seen. They are literally packing the federal workforce with as many loyalists and subversives as they can. Worst of all, they think it is their duty to do so."

He added: "Since DEI is getting pettifogged rather harshly (and rightly so) this is yet another way they can worm into the bureaucracy--at the expense of veterans."

The source told American Greatness that "veterans are being cast aside for this new workforce (wokeforce)."

Posted by: Ace at 05:40 PM




Comments

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1 /plants flag

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 06, 2024 05:41 PM (OUMaO)

2 /spraypaints "SPONGE" on wall
/having nooded as well, my task here is done

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 06, 2024 05:42 PM (OUMaO)

3 I really don't hate these people enough, do I?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at December 06, 2024 05:44 PM (k9OZB)

4 "The plea agreement requires the parties to consider race when hiring the independent monitor," O'Connor wrote in his decision. "In a case of this magnitude, it is in the utmost interest of justice that the public is confident this monitor selection is done based solely on competency."
_________________

Implicitly this says it all, doesn't it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2024 05:44 PM (YqDXo)

5 Biden is a piece of shit.

Too bad he can't possibly understand how much he is hated.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 06, 2024 05:45 PM (IjKjy)

6 This administration cannot be gone soon enough.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2024 05:45 PM (W/lyH)

7 Biden is a piece of shit.

Too bad he can't possibly understand how much he is hated.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 06, 2024 05:45 PM (IjKjy)

Which one? Joe, Jill, James, Hunter, and/or Ashley? Did I miss any?

Probably not Navy Jane.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 06, 2024 05:46 PM (VNX3d)

8
In the future we will look back at the DEI days and see it for the evil, neanderthal type of thinking like bleeding people to reduce illness, and drilling holes in heads for headache relief.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 06, 2024 05:46 PM (+oR7L)

9 I've had more bad bosses after the army than I did before the army.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 06, 2024 05:47 PM (lhenN)

10 "In a case of this magnitude, it is in the utmost interest of justice that the public is confident this monitor selection is done based solely on competency."
_____________________________

It won't be long now. One of the Left's best tricks is changing the definition of words to suit their purpose.

So, five years from now, what do you think the word "competency" will mean?

Posted by: Orson at December 06, 2024 05:47 PM (dIske)

11 Didn't see this before, but HF!:

@libsoftiktok 6h
BREAKING: Shooter at the Christian school in California has been identified as career criminal Glenn Litton, who allegedly wrote that he targeted the Christian children "in response to America’s involvement with genocide & oppression of Palestinians."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 06, 2024 05:47 PM (IG4Id)

12 In the future we will look back at the DEI days and see it for the evil, neanderthal type of thinking like bleeding people to reduce illness, and drilling holes in heads for headache relief.
Posted by: Frank Barone at December 06, 2024 05:46 PM (+oR7L)

From your lips to God's ear.

I hope this is correct.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 06, 2024 05:48 PM (VNX3d)

13 So, five years from now, what do you think the word "competency" will mean?
______

Fani Willis.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 06, 2024 05:49 PM (fs1hN)

14 Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 06, 2024 05:47 PM (IG4Id)

Hope he's dead?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 06, 2024 05:49 PM (tK3Zm)

15 In the future we will look back at the DEI days and see it for the evil, neanderthal type of thinking like bleeding people to reduce illness, and drilling holes in heads for headache relief.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 06, 2024 05:46 PM (+oR7L)
__________________

It's a craze, much like the tulip craze. Everyone is supposed to believe that everyone is equally intelligent and competent, evidence to the contrary notwithstanding.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2024 05:50 PM (YqDXo)

16 This administration cannot be gone soon enough.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2024 05:45 PM (W/lyH)

I've never understood why there's such wide time gap between Election Day and the inauguration. It invites all sorts of horseshit like this.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at December 06, 2024 05:51 PM (g8Ew8)

17 Biden is a piece of shit.

Too bad he can't possibly understand how much he is hated.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 06, 2024 05:45 PM


What do you mean?

We love President Biden almost as much as we love President Obama!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, VT at December 06, 2024 05:51 PM (a3Q+t)

18 Wow, a competent judge. I can't recall the last time I considered such a thing.

Posted by: Crusader at December 06, 2024 05:52 PM (TN0g+)

19 So class action suit, which Trump will settle.

Because Biden can't set aside a law, and his directive would be illegal.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 06, 2024 05:52 PM (ZOv7s)

20 So, five years from now, what do you think the word "competency" will mean?
____________________

Non-white?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2024 05:52 PM (YqDXo)

21 It would be better to pick a dozen random out of a phone book than 12 DIE hires

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2024 05:52 PM (pDRA1)

22 So, five years from now, what do you think the word "competency" will mean?
____________________

Non-white?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2024 05:52 PM (YqDXo)

Breathing. Capable of blinking their eyes to answer questions.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 06, 2024 05:53 PM (VNX3d)

23 I've never understood why there's such wide time gap between Election Day and the inauguration. It invites all sorts of horseshit like this.

Not sure anything can be done about that, barring an amendment. But let’s talk about lame duck sessions of Congress…

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 06, 2024 05:53 PM (pIvyC)

24 Trump's people can then find that any employees hired under this were wrongfully selected and have their hiring revoked.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 06, 2024 05:54 PM (ZOv7s)

25 At least contemptuous Biden DID show his anger toward Obama and company, in backing Incompetent Harris, instead of giving Obama his pick of the litter.

And I wonder if he may not pardon some of those that backed the Obama plan to dump him. These last few weeks might (even more) expose Joe as the corrupt backstabber he really is, and the whole Democrat party will be exposed as complicit.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 06, 2024 05:54 PM (Cus5s)

26 22 So, five years from now, what do you think the word "competency" will mean?
____________________

Non-white?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2024 05:52 PM (YqDXo)

Breathing. Capable of blinking their eyes to answer questions.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 06, 2024 05:53 PM (VNX3d)
____________________

Having an opposable thumb.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2024 05:54 PM (YqDXo)

27 I pride myself on remembering history so that I can compare it to what happens currently and the gnashing and wailing about it.

Well I didn't remember the 1974 storm that traveled through the mid west /South that produced over a 140 tornadoes with many F5s . Watching a doc on Smithsonian Channel.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 06, 2024 05:55 PM (tK3Zm)

28 24 Trump's people can then find that any employees hired under this were wrongfully selected and have their hiring revoked.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 06, 2024 05:54 PM (ZOv7s)

Aka - the Obama playbook...which should be highly, highly used...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 06, 2024 05:55 PM (exHjb)

29 Owant Sundowner to stroke out Jan21

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2024 05:55 PM (pDRA1)

30 I've never understood why there's such wide time gap between Election Day and the inauguration. It invites all sorts of horseshit like this.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at December 06, 2024 05:51 PM (g8Ew
---
I mean, it originally lasted until March.

Of course, that was before railroads, telegraphs, and steamships.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 06, 2024 05:55 PM (ZOv7s)

31 Not sure anything can be done about that, barring an amendment. But let’s talk about lame duck sessions of Congress…

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 06, 2024 05:53 PM (pIvyC)
_______________

That would arguably be all of them. Every session is lame.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2024 05:55 PM (YqDXo)

32 I've never understood why there's such wide time gap between Election Day and the inauguration. It invites all sorts of horseshit like this.

Not sure anything can be done about that, barring an amendment. But let’s talk about lame duck sessions of Congress…
Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 06, 2024 05:53 PM (pIvyC)

Send them home on election day, and let them stay there unless required - Declaration of War, 25th Amendment decisions, etc.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 06, 2024 05:56 PM (VNX3d)

33 I know the state of Texas still gives vets preferential treatment when hiring.

Posted by: lin-duh of the garbage clan at December 06, 2024 05:56 PM (K2iv3)

34 Used to be a 'prohibited personnel practice' to knowingly pass over a vet for a non-vet*. Doing so could get one's ass terminated. This was one of the few ways to get outright fired fromt the Federal Government. Not even trying to frame the President was as serious an offense.
Fairly certain there would be some law to back it up.

*Skipping a lot of detail...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 06, 2024 05:57 PM (/lPRQ)

35 >>"In a case of this magnitude, it is in the utmost interest of justice that the public is confident this monitor selection is done based solely on competency."

How about in every case.

Leftists are determined to get reparations one way or another.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2024 05:57 PM (LkLld)

36 Aka - the Obama playbook...which should be highly, highly used...
Posted by: Nova Local at December 06, 2024 05:55 PM (exHjb)
---
This is why Biden's pardon has to be fought. Doesn't matter if it sticks, the process is the punishment. Make Private Citizen Hunter pay to defend his own pardon.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 06, 2024 05:57 PM (ZOv7s)

37 26 22 So, five years from now, what do you think the word "competency" will mean?
____________________

Non-white?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2024 05:52 PM (YqDXo)

Breathing. Capable of blinking their eyes to answer questions.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 06, 2024 05:53 PM (VNX3d)
____________________

Having an opposable thumb.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2024 05:54 PM (YqDXo)

Gorillas, orangutans, and chimpanzees can now apply!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 06, 2024 05:58 PM (VNX3d)

38 Well I didn't remember the 1974 storm that traveled through the mid west /South that produced over a 140 tornadoes with many F5s . Watching a doc on Smithsonian Channel.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


Was that storm due to global warming, global cooling, or cow farts?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 06, 2024 05:58 PM (hOUT3)

39 Hope he's dead?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


He self-deleted.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 06, 2024 05:58 PM (IG4Id)

40 >> I've never understood why there's such wide time gap between Election Day and the inauguration.

Mark Steyn goes on and about this, mocking the months-long "peaceful transfer of power".

In the UK, when the PM's party gets the heave-ho in an election, he's out of there the next day.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 06, 2024 05:58 PM (w6EFb)

41 Fairly certain there would be some law to back it up.

*Skipping a lot of detail...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 06, 2024 05:57 PM (/lPRQ)
---
You are correct. And this is not something that can be solved with an EO, either.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 06, 2024 05:58 PM (ZOv7s)

42 "In a case of this magnitude, it is in the utmost interest of justice that the public is confident this monitor selection is done based solely on competency."
_______________

Left unsaid, but strongly implied: DEI results in hiring some incompetents.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2024 05:58 PM (YqDXo)

43
Brother Tim is here?

He's one of the few remaining Hot Sausages.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 06, 2024 05:58 PM (w23tA)

44 New guidelines from the Defense Civilian Personnel Advisory Service (DCPAS) now stipulate that "veterans' preference should be considered on an equal basis as other qualified candidates."
---

Which means 'not at all'.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 06, 2024 05:58 PM (/lPRQ)

45 Lots of stuff to fix. Might need some white dudes.

Posted by: fd at December 06, 2024 05:59 PM (vFG9F)

46 Mark Steyn goes on and about this, mocking the months-long "peaceful transfer of power".

In the UK, when the PM's party gets the heave-ho in an election, he's out of there the next day.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 06, 2024 05:58 PM (w6EFb)
---
The UK is smaller than most of our states.

Also, the UK is in no position to act as an example for us. Congrats on your one-day transition into banning silent prayer and policing facebook.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 06, 2024 05:59 PM (ZOv7s)

47 The plea agreement requires the parties to consider race when hiring the independent monitor," O'Connor wrote in his decision. "In a case of this magnitude, it is in the utmost interest of justice that the public is confident this monitor selection is done based solely on competency."
_________________

Implicitly this says it all, doesn't it?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
__________

That's ok in a case of lesser magnitude?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 06, 2024 05:59 PM (Dm8we)

48 Biden is a piece of shit.

Too bad he can't possibly understand how much he is hated.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 06, 2024 05:45 PM (IjKjy)

Which one? Joe, Jill, James, Hunter, and/or Ashley? Did I miss any?
==
Such cruelty!! I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: VDH at December 06, 2024 06:01 PM (w1rcV)

49 This is de jure acknowledgement of a de facto policy. Personally seen it in action, affecting me. And others have told me about what happened to them.

*spits*

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 06, 2024 06:02 PM (u82oZ)

50 Biden is a drooling vegetable.
Whomever has their hand up his ass is the problem.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at December 06, 2024 06:02 PM (elaR+)

51 That's ok in a case of lesser magnitude?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 06, 2024 05:59 PM (Dm8we)
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That too. It implies that this is a serious matter, and we can't pretend that having bozos investigating it are competent.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2024 06:03 PM (YqDXo)

52
WTFF?

Remember that disgusting thing on SNL & fake Ghostbusters 2016? Her name is leslie jones.

Well, this "comedian" just went on gavin NEWSCUM's terrible podcast, yeah, he has a podcast, and she went on a racist tirade! And he was nodding along.

https://is.gd/nAFDXv

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 06, 2024 06:03 PM (w23tA)

53
Oh, and I forget, it used to be March before the new president's term of office began.

The 20th Amendment changed it to the current Jan 20th.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 06, 2024 06:03 PM (w6EFb)

54 This will make shutting down the government easy. Riffing policy fires new hires for older employees with bumping rights.

Win-win.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 06, 2024 06:03 PM (u82oZ)

55 Any of you morons buy a Mega Millions ticket in Encino CA last December? An unclaimed $197 million winner expires this weekend.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 06, 2024 06:04 PM (szMU5)

56 Remember that disgusting thing on SNL & fake Ghostbusters 2016? Her name is leslie jones.
_________________

You're sure that wasn't Stacy Abrams? Or Lizzo?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2024 06:04 PM (YqDXo)

57 One more thing that can be reversed tout de suite as they say on day one.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 06, 2024 06:04 PM (RIvkX)

58 >> The UK is smaller than most of our states.

That was the reason for the long time. Big country and it took a while for new people to get to there and get settled in.

That's no longer the case. Surely we could manage a month or so after the election.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 06, 2024 06:04 PM (w6EFb)

59 Biden is a piece of shit.

His entire miserable clan is a pile of shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 06, 2024 06:04 PM (+myjY)

60 Most jobs include a probationary period of 3 to 12 months during which time the employee can be let go without fanfare. Does this apply to the unCivil Service?

Posted by: Ciampino - Civilian Service would be better at December 06, 2024 06:05 PM (i0xsb)

61
She called ALL white people "racist entitled white motherfuckers" who "probably don't realize it."

And "governor" newscum is going "mmmm....mmmm" in agreement!

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 06, 2024 06:05 PM (w23tA)

62 an Jaeger
@IanJaeger29

JUST IN: Republican Senator, Thom Tillis pledges to vote “NO” on any of President Trump’s nominees that won’t support Ukraine.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 06, 2024 06:05 PM (TGPs7)

63 Erebus- ex-killer whale

Deep state delenda est"

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 06, 2024 06:06 PM (u82oZ)

64
Anyone who thinks newscum has any political career left after his term is over is dumb.

He is D-O-N-E.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 06, 2024 06:06 PM (w23tA)

65 Wow.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2024 06:06 PM (bss/y)

66 8
In the future we will look back at the DEI days and see it for the evil, neanderthal type of thinking like bleeding people to reduce illness, and drilling holes in heads for headache relief.
Posted by: Frank Barone at December 06, 2024 05:46 PM (+oR7L)

Maybe this particular iteration, but I'm not so sure. As long as the government is huge, powerful, and incestuous, there will always be the urge to gate in a preferred workforce. I suppose the "qualifications" may change, but I don't think it will ever be based even primarily on merit.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBURGER at December 06, 2024 06:06 PM (lg881)

67 Having an opposable thumb.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

The cruelty here knows no bounds.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at December 06, 2024 06:07 PM (D0hl3)

68 She called ALL white people "racist entitled white motherfuckers" who "probably don't realize it."
__________________

Daniel Penny is experiencing some white entitlement as we type. As is Derek Chauvin. In both cases accused of killing black pieces of trash.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2024 06:07 PM (YqDXo)

69
cuck tillis is up for reelection in '26

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 06, 2024 06:07 PM (w23tA)

70 That's no longer the case. Surely we could manage a month or so after the election.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 06, 2024 06:04 PM (w6EFb)
---
Another issue is that we are federal republic, not a unitary kingdom. There are no subdivisions as far as parliament is concert. Electorally, it's just one big state.

The US is federal, and therefore decentralized, and the manner of choosing electors is open to some discretion.

For example, some states have run-offs for U.S. Senate (Georgia does), so those must be adjudicated.

I like Steyn, but right now Canada and the UK look like shit.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 06, 2024 06:07 PM (ZOv7s)

71 She called ALL white people "racist entitled white motherfuckers" who "probably don't realize it."


A comedian? Where can I buy tickets to her show?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 06, 2024 06:07 PM (+myjY)

72 Off dummy sock.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at December 06, 2024 06:07 PM (lg881)

73 This is de jure acknowledgement of a de facto policy***

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 06, 2024 06:02 PM (u82oZ)


"Earned" privilege is an affront to Our Precious Democracy,
but "Bestowed" Privilege based on the fad of the day is a cherished blessing to society.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 06, 2024 06:08 PM (hOUT3)

74
Dr. Eli David
@DrEliDavid

🚨 Breaking: Bashar Assad fled Syria, and just landed in Tehran

Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 06, 2024 06:08 PM (TGPs7)

75 62 an Jaeger
@IanJaeger29

JUST IN: Republican Senator, Thom Tillis pledges to vote “NO” on any of President Trump’s nominees that won’t support Ukraine.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 06, 2024 06:05 PM (TGPs7)

So, Thom... Where does your campaign money come from? What do your children do for work?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2024 06:08 PM (bss/y)

76 Anyone who thinks newscum has any political career left after his term is over is dumb.

He is D-O-N-E.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 06, 2024 06:06 PM (w23tA)
_______________

God, how I hope so.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2024 06:08 PM (YqDXo)

77 Sundowner pardons Fauci he will burn in Hell too

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2024 06:08 PM (pDRA1)

78 The Biden administration EPA arrested a Michael Hart for bringing in Freon from Mexico and selling it. The charge is smuggling potent greenhouse gases.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 06, 2024 06:08 PM (tK3Zm)

79 Ciampino

Sometimes. The Patent Office has a 1 year grace period. What bad supervisors do is hire someone, reap the rewards of their production (you are paid for what you produce) and fire them in their 364th day. The bosses numbers look better.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 06, 2024 06:08 PM (u82oZ)

80 Most jobs include a probationary period of 3 to 12 months during which time the employee can be let go without fanfare. Does this apply to the unCivil Service?
Posted by: Ciampino - Civilian Service would be better at December 06, 2024 06:05 PM (i0xsb)
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I think it is 12 months for most positions.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 06, 2024 06:09 PM (ZOv7s)

81 I'm not clear how the executive branch of government can circumvent established law (1944 Veterans Act) with new stipulated guidelines from an non-elected bureaucratic agency. That seems ripe for challenge. Who sits on the Veteran Affairs Committee?

Somebody want to wake this guy up? House Committee on Veterans’ Affairs Chairman Mike Bost (R-Ill.)

Posted by: Orson at December 06, 2024 06:09 PM (dIske)

82 So, Thom... Where does your campaign money come from? What do your children do for work?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2024 06:08 PM (bss/y)
________________

And what are you going to do for work after you come up for re-election?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2024 06:10 PM (YqDXo)

83
The Sting
@TheStingisBack

Happy Birthday, JoBeth Williams.
Many years after Poltergeist (1982), JoBeth bumped into one of the special effects team and said, 'You guys making all those skeletons, that must've been really amazing.' The guy replied, 'Oh, we didn't make them, those skeletons were real.' 😱

Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 06, 2024 06:10 PM (TGPs7)

84 Been out of the stream for a moment, but that photo of Cadaver Joe from a previous post is frightening.

Biden is so rancid I doubt even feral cats would dine on his corpse.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 06, 2024 06:10 PM (9zwan)

85 Syria is going to become a hellmouth, vomiting up jihadis everywhere.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 06, 2024 06:10 PM (Y6IkP)

86 Someone should tell Biden that Beau wouldn't get any preference in hiring if he were still alive.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2024 06:10 PM (YqDXo)

87 I hope the Dems nominate Newsom in 28 just so we can see Vance or DeSantis destroy that greasy halfwit in a debate.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 06, 2024 06:10 PM (szMU5)

88 "JUST IN: Republican Senator, Thom Tillis pledges to vote “NO” on any of President Trump’s nominees that won’t support Ukraine."

What does "Ukraine" have to do with more than one or two cabinet positions? Why would Tillis over-play his hand like that? Musk should give him a call and explain how this is going to work...how ALL of this is going to work, including his 2026 campaign.

Posted by: Crusader at December 06, 2024 06:10 PM (TN0g+)

89 She called ALL white people "racist entitled white motherfuckers" who "probably don't realize it."

And "governor" newscum is going "mmmm....mmmm" in agreement!
Posted by: Soothsayer

That hideous, no talent, twat wouldn't be rich and famous if not for white people.
She's free to move to "non-racist" Cuba or North Korea.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at December 06, 2024 06:11 PM (elaR+)

90 Commissar Hrothgar

I hope you are well, and the ladies are favoring you.

Not flavoring. That is a Soylent Green thread with Stacy Abrams.

Been doing a lot of spousal support lately. So I have been a tad scarce on the blog.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 06, 2024 06:11 PM (u82oZ)

91 >>Syria is going to become a hellmouth, vomiting up jihadis everywhere.


It will be a target rich environment, for sure.

CIA really working overtime on that whole Global Instability thing.

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2024 06:11 PM (vGiQ3)

92 Dr. Eli David
@DrEliDavid

🚨 Breaking: Bashar Assad fled Syria, and just landed in Tehran
Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 06, 2024 06:08 PM (TGPs7)
====

Well, that was fun.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 06, 2024 06:11 PM (RIvkX)

93 Syria is going to become a hellmouth, vomiting up jihadis everywhere.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 06, 2024 06:10 PM (Y6IkP)
---
For Joe's final act, our little enclave will be overrun.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 06, 2024 06:11 PM (ZOv7s)

94 Maybe this particular iteration, but I'm not so sure. As long as the government is huge, powerful, and incestuous, there will always be the urge to gate in a preferred workforce. I suppose the "qualifications" may change, but I don't think it will ever be based even primarily on merit.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBURGER at December 06, 2024 06:06 PM


Federal government employment has never really been based on merit. When the government first got going and hired people they got hired based on who the president and his cabinet wanted in those positions, the spoils system.


When that got changed in 1883 hiring was supposedly based on merit but that almost never actually happened consistently on a government wide scale, cronyism took over at that point for most federal positions.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 06, 2024 06:12 PM (Rcnd3)

95 Isn’t this a law? How can it be revoked?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 06, 2024 06:12 PM (Vh9CX)

96 What does "Ukraine" have to do with more than one or two cabinet positions? Why would Tillis over-play his hand like that? Musk should give him a call and explain how this is going to work...how ALL of this is going to work, including his 2026 campaign.
Posted by: Crusader at December 06, 2024 06:10 PM (TN0g+)
---
It means kickbacks and bribes from defense contractors dressed up as virtue.

If you don't cover Raytheon's quarterly dividend, you're one of Putin's stooges.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 06, 2024 06:13 PM (ZOv7s)

97 banana Dream

Internal squabbles are easier than taking on anyone like Turkey, Russia, the US of A, and Israel.

We will be all right. Syria, less so.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 06, 2024 06:13 PM (u82oZ)

98 Syria is going to become a hellmouth, vomiting up jihadis everywhere.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 06, 2024 06:10 PM (Y6IkP)


45 more days and the Pax JoeMana is finally over.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 06, 2024 06:13 PM (+myjY)

99 I heard one of the reasons that the Intel Factory is running behind is that Biden put a bunch of DEI crap like how many minorities they MUST hire etc etc and now the Rumor is that they won't even finish the factory or finish it and then close it.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 06, 2024 06:14 PM (FUpfk)

100 Remember the list of 'under-represented' people for Air Traffic Control? Blind, mentally deficient, deaf, lame, ....... how about dead?

Imagine an AT controller with a stutter.

Posted by: Ciampino - Rrrrreeppply at December 06, 2024 06:14 PM (i0xsb)

101 45 more days and the Pax JoeMana is finally over.
Posted by: Cicero


Ouch. Ok, fine, you get a golf clap for that.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 06, 2024 06:14 PM (IG4Id)

102 Thom Tillis voted for nominees that are against securing our own border . And supporting Ukraine means billions of dollars that don't go to the citizens he is supposed to represent. He is not a Senator from Ukraine. Or maybe he is.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 06, 2024 06:14 PM (tK3Zm)

103 Ace, re: the Boeing story — it wasn't a single collision, but rather two separate crashes.

Posted by: goozer at December 06, 2024 06:14 PM (aWAkn)

104
If you don't cover Raytheon's quarterly dividend, you're one of Putin's stooges.
==
The uniparty represents Raytheon, general dynamics etcetera,, not us.

Posted by: Broken record at December 06, 2024 06:14 PM (w1rcV)

105 Dr. Eli David
@DrEliDavid

🚨 Breaking: Bashar Assad fled Syria, and just landed in Tehran
Posted by: Mister Ghost
====

Why didn't we have headlines like that when the Biden clan went to Africa?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 06, 2024 06:14 PM (/lPRQ)

106 The Deep State is going to give Trump a fight on every appointment

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2024 06:15 PM (pDRA1)

107 What does "Ukraine" have to do with more than one or two cabinet positions? Why would Tillis over-play his hand like that? Musk should give him a call and explain how this is going to work...how ALL of this is going to work, including his 2026 campaign.
Posted by: Crusader at December 06, 2024 06:10 PM (TN0g+)

——-

Tillis is out no matter what. He’s toast. He’s free to be the bastard he always wanted to be.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 06, 2024 06:15 PM (Vh9CX)

108 I work with several vets, all of whom had priority in hiring. All but one of them is white. All of them are competent and understand how to get the job done. The same cannot be said of the EEO office hirings. We have had four EEO officers in the last five years. All of them have been obese black folks, except one skinny black woman who lasted nearly four months before leaving.

To my knowledge, there have been exactly no EEO complaints adjudicated from our group. But they do get to lecture us every year about how racist and sexist we all are. So, there's that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 06, 2024 06:15 PM (byWhc)

109
You know who is mort?

Remember Season 2 of Buck Rogers when the producers and network RUINED the show and brought in some weird "bird-man-alien-guy?"

Yeah, he's mort, as of yesterday. Thom Christopher.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 06, 2024 06:15 PM (w23tA)

110 Imagine an AT controller with a stutter.

Bedia, bedia, bedia - that's all folks.

Posted by: Porky the sock at December 06, 2024 06:16 PM (FhXTo)

111 Imagine an AT controller with a stutter.
Posted by: Ciampino - Rrrrreeppply at December 06, 2024 06:14 PM (i0xsb)

Tourette's. Get that muthafukin' plane on the ground!

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 06, 2024 06:16 PM (byWhc)

112 She called ALL white people "racist entitled white motherfuckers" who "probably don't realize it."
___________________

Imagine if a white person said anything remotely like this about blacks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2024 06:17 PM (YqDXo)

113
For any skywatchers, Jupiter is at perigee tonight, and will be at opposition tomorrow.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 06, 2024 06:17 PM (w6EFb)

114 45 more days and the Pax JoeMana is finally over.
Posted by: Cicero
_______

Pax or Pox?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 06, 2024 06:17 PM (Dm8we)

115 Skip

Russia, release the files on the Deep State and the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation (FSB).

GRU, just collect targeting info. You are not the wet ones.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 06, 2024 06:17 PM (u82oZ)

116 I don't think the modern government employee would even be able to survive in a meritocratic 45-50 hour work week.

Posted by: jsg at December 06, 2024 06:17 PM (7kKPC)

117 Imagine if a white person said anything remotely like this about blacks.
==
Well, pretty sure LBJ, topped.it. of course he was a democrat.

Posted by: Broken record at December 06, 2024 06:18 PM (w1rcV)

118 Internal squabbles are easier than taking on anyone like Turkey, Russia, the US of A, and Israel.

We will be all right. Syria, less so.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 06, 2024 06:13 PM (u82oZ)

I agree. Syria looks like it is going to become a Mad Maxistan like Libya today, with a dozen different militias controlling various regions and towns. No tellling what kind of rump government will take over from Assad, but it will control the city of Damascus and very little else.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 06, 2024 06:19 PM (W6hoT)

119 Remember Season 2 of Buck Rogers when the producers and network RUINED the show and brought in some weird "bird-man-alien-guy?"

Yeah, he's mort, as of yesterday. Thom Christopher.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 06, 2024 06:15 PM

I'll remove myself from your lawn.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 06, 2024 06:19 PM (dR6yv)

120 Remember the list of 'under-represented' people for Air Traffic Control? Blind, mentally deficient, deaf, lame, ....... how about dead?

Imagine an AT controller with a stutter.

Posted by: Ciampino - Rrrrreeppply at December 06, 2024 06:14 PM (i0xsb)
______________

"Immediately t-t-t-turn ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2024 06:19 PM (YqDXo)

121 publius,

Been watching it's stately progress above. But the Moon and Venus together were more photogenic.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 06, 2024 06:19 PM (u82oZ)

122 I remember nipsip on here years ago praising Thom Tillis. How he was this great uber conservative but he just had to keep it under cover because he was the new guy in the Senate. LOL.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 06, 2024 06:19 PM (Vh9CX)

123 Well, pretty sure LBJ, topped.it. of course he was a democrat.

Posted by: Broken record at December 06, 2024 06:18 PM (w1rcV)
_________________

Said it ... in private.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2024 06:19 PM (YqDXo)

124 Imagine an AT controller with a stutter.
Posted by: Ciampino - Rrrrreeppply at December 06, 2024 06:14 PM (i0xsb)

Tourette's. Get that muthafukin' plane on the ground!
Posted by: tcn in AK

That would be hilarious

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at December 06, 2024 06:20 PM (elaR+)

125 116 I don't think the modern government employee would even be able to survive in a meritocratic 45-50 hour work week.
Posted by: jsg at December 06, 2024 06:17 PM (7kKPC)

I do. But then, at the Corps we work for a living. No money from Congress. We get paid by the job.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 06, 2024 06:20 PM (byWhc)

126 Watched the new Snow White trailer... its not great (the dwarves look awful) and they changed the story significantly. Its not a love story, its about a rebel fighting against the evil queen by raising an army against her. "Fairest" does not refer to beauty but most equitable.

But if it had not been for Rachel Zegler's outrageously offensive and stupid commentary over the years it might have been modestly successful. She really does have a great voice. But she's the face of "just shut up and go away you obnoxious twit"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2024 06:20 PM (RsS92)

127 I've never applied for a position where a Veteran's preference would be relevant, but this alteration of policy is outrageous. My outrage cache is very nearly at max.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2024 06:21 PM (XeU6L)

128 Was this how Beau got killed?

Posted by: Eromero at December 06, 2024 06:21 PM (jgmnb)

129 Being diverse implies a lack of competency.

Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 06, 2024 06:21 PM (17s+e)

130 Remember Season 2 of Buck Rogers when the producers and network RUINED the show and brought in some weird "bird-man-alien-guy?"

There was a writer's strike, so they tried to make their own show and it was a collection of godawful crap

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2024 06:21 PM (RsS92)

131 hola gatos y gatas

Posted by: guzano ( Vic - R.I.P fucbd) at December 06, 2024 06:21 PM (v1eJ7)

132 Eromero

He died in Syria?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 06, 2024 06:22 PM (u82oZ)

133 >>JUST IN: Republican Senator, Thom Tillis pledges to vote “NO” on any of President Trump’s nominees that won’t support Ukraine.

Particularly shameful given he has constituents in his state living in tents and getting stiffed by FEMA.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2024 06:22 PM (LkLld)

134 Biden should be required only to fly on Boeing planes, with exclusively DEI air traffic controllers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2024 06:22 PM (YqDXo)

135 Imagine an AT controller with a stutter.
Posted by:



There was a professor I had that was from east w
Germany, barely spok English and had a speech impediment. Nice guy, not easy to study with.

Posted by: N at December 06, 2024 06:22 PM (8XibL)

136 I remember nipsip on here years ago praising Thom Tillis. How he was this great uber conservative but he just had to keep it under cover because he was the new guy in the Senate. LOL.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 06, 2024 06:19 PM (Vh9CX)

He and Moo-Moo were the douche rocket twins.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 06, 2024 06:22 PM (dR6yv)

137 That would be hilarious
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at December 06, 2024 06:20 PM (elaR+)

My sister is a shrink who works with folks who need to be committed. She worked for a long time with a lawyer who had Tourette's, which made court appearances... interesting. Dude was good at covering some words, but when you yell obscenities at a judge....

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 06, 2024 06:23 PM (byWhc)

138
Dropped below 32F here at 6PM. Now 29. This cold snap is almost over, and we get a reprieve for a few days after tonight.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 06, 2024 06:23 PM (w6EFb)

139 133 >>JUST IN: Republican Senator, Thom Tillis pledges to vote “NO” on any of President Trump’s nominees that won’t support Ukraine.

Particularly shameful given he has constituents in his state living in tents and getting stiffed by FEMA.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2024 06:22 PM (LkLld)

That message should be shared with his office a million times this weekend...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 06, 2024 06:23 PM (exHjb)

140 Being diverse implies a lack of competency.

Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 06, 2024 06:21 PM (17s+e)
_______________

Yep. Update your Newspeak dictionaries.

"Diverse" = "incompetent"
"Historic" = "not worth a shit"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2024 06:23 PM (YqDXo)

141 Deplorable Jay Guevara

Nay, my brother.

A renewal of his COVID-19 Wuhan vaccine. Yearly.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 06, 2024 06:23 PM (u82oZ)

142
I'm not a Harvard grad, but it seems to me that these lines (Biden's brainchild):

New guidelines from the Defense Civilian Personnel Advisory Service (DCPAS) now stipulate that "veterans' preference should be considered on an equal basis as other qualified candidates."


contradict these lines (the law, which no one is above):

By law, veterans who are disabled or who served on active duty during certain specified time periods or in military campaigns are entitled to preference over non-veterans both in hiring from competitive lists and in retention during reductions in force.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at December 06, 2024 06:24 PM (T3es0)

143
Correct me if Im wrong: I thought the chokehold was NOT the cause of death??

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 06, 2024 06:24 PM (w23tA)

144 My sister is a shrink who works with folks who need to be committed. She worked for a long time with a lawyer who had Tourette's, which made court appearances... interesting. Dude was good at covering some words, but when you yell obscenities at a judge....

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 06, 2024 06:23 PM (byWhc)
_______________

But did he really have Tourette's, or was that just a cover for being able to cuss out the judge with impunity?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2024 06:25 PM (YqDXo)

145 When did "competence" become "competency"?

About the time Americans began using the Britishism "vetting" I guess.

Posted by: Miklos, who speaka da English American style at December 06, 2024 06:25 PM (4I5h5)

146 "Remember Season 2 of Buck Rogers..."

Erin Gray!

Posted by: Crusader at December 06, 2024 06:25 PM (TN0g+)

147 The funny thing about the new snow whit is that if Disney had some decency or any regard for that zigler can't the would have forgotten the entire thing

Now the movie is about to be released for years, edited, edited, and reedited,, with everybody involved kvetching about how awful she and the movie are

Posted by: N at December 06, 2024 06:26 PM (8XibL)

148 There was a professor I had that was from east w
Germany, barely spok English and had a speech impediment. Nice guy, not easy to study with.
Posted by: N

Asian math TAs and Professors have entered the chat.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2024 06:26 PM (WXNFJ)

149 >>> Remember Season 2 of Buck Rogers when the producers and network RUINED the show and brought in some weird "bird-man-alien-guy?" Yeah, he's mort, as of yesterday. Thom Christopher.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 06, 2024 06:15 PM


They still had Erin Grey. They should have brought back Hensley as some sort of sexy bird gal instead. Maybe a sexy robot too ... boody boody

Posted by: banana Dream at December 06, 2024 06:27 PM (Y6IkP)

150 I agree. Syria looks like it is going to become a Mad Maxistan like Libya today, with a dozen different militias controlling various regions and towns. No tellling what kind of rump government will take over from Assad, but it will control the city of Damascus and very little else.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 06, 2024 06:19 PM (W6hoT)
====

Returning to it's natural state.

So much for the glorious Ba'athist Pan Arab Republic.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 06, 2024 06:27 PM (RIvkX)

151 Beau lived he would be getting a pardon by now as well

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2024 06:27 PM (pDRA1)

152 "Remember Season 2 of Buck Rogers..."

Erin Gray!

Posted by: Crusader
==

Thirteen year old Jukin "remembered" Erin Gray 2-3 times a day.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 06, 2024 06:27 PM (17s+e)

153 Trump wanted this job, I believe he is up to this job but it is going to be a hell of a difficult one.

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2024 06:27 PM (KQk9m)

154 There was a professor I had that was from east w
Germany, barely spok English and had a speech impediment. Nice guy, not easy to study with.

Posted by: N at December 06, 2024 06:22 PM (8XibL)
________________

I had a Chinese prof (right off the boat) for differential equations. The only thing he said that we understood was "all possible sorutions" then he'd turn and mutter into the blackboard in Chinglish (I suspect, but couldn't make out) while he wrote furiously.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2024 06:27 PM (YqDXo)

155 Season 2 was completely different from season 1 and in fact the studio wanted Erin Gray off of the show. Gil Gerard had her kept on.

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2024 06:28 PM (KQk9m)

156 I agree. Syria looks like it is going to become a Mad Maxistan like Libya today, with a dozen different militias controlling various regions and towns. No tellling what kind of rump government will take over from Assad, but it will control the city of Damascus and very little else.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 06, 2024 06:19 PM (W6hoT)
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Turkish protectorate, with Iranian zones of influence.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 06, 2024 06:28 PM (ZOv7s)

157
Which is bigger Season 2 FAIL?

Space: 1999
or
Buck Rogers

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 06, 2024 06:29 PM (w23tA)

158 We give veterans incentives to work with us at my company.

But this is the federal government. They have the most to owe the veterans they capriciously used, and then they screw them over on peacetime jobs to be extra assholish about it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 06, 2024 06:29 PM (9LtHf)

159 142: this has Obama written all over it. Biden stinks to high heaven, but I don't think he would have screwed over the military, even as a last gasp. But Obama? Stick it to straight white men who love their country? It tracks.

Posted by: Moki at December 06, 2024 06:29 PM (wLjpr)

160 Trump wanted this job, I believe he is up to this job but it is going to be a hell of a difficult one.
Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2024 06:27 PM (KQk9m)
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He's going to convene a peace summit before taking office.

Maybe more than one. The world know the US has no one at the helm, but they need American leadership. They know and trust Trump.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 06, 2024 06:30 PM (ZOv7s)

161 had a Chinese prof (right off the boat) for differential equations. The only thing he said that we understood was "all possible sorutions" then he'd turn and mutter into the blackboard in Chinglish (I suspect, but couldn't make out) while he wrote furiously.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2024 06:27 PM (YqDXo)

———


Me too. Bama 1992

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 06, 2024 06:30 PM (Vh9CX)

162 52
WTFF?

Remember that disgusting thing on SNL & fake Ghostbusters 2016? Her name is leslie jones.

Well, this "comedian" just went on gavin NEWSCUM's terrible podcast, yeah, he has a podcast, and she went on a racist tirade! And he was nodding along.

https://is.gd/nAFDXv
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 06, 2024 06:03 PM (w23tA)

Almost all of the comments there are just making fun of her. That saddens me a bit. Who gives a sh*t if she hates white people? The real thing there is the Cali governor nodding along and basically agreeing with what she's saying.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at December 06, 2024 06:31 PM (lg881)

163 But did he really have Tourette's, or was that just a cover for being able to cuss out the judge with impunity?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

One of the better South Park episodes was when Cartman pretended to have Tourette's.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 06, 2024 06:32 PM (ozryO)

164 I wouldn't be surprised of Disney made Snow White a Trannie

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2024 06:32 PM (pDRA1)

165 Which is bigger Season 2 FAIL?

Space: 1999
or
Buck Rogers
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 06, 2024 06:29 PM (w23tA)
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As a little kid, I liked the hawk dude. I haven't seen the show since its original broadcast, though.

On the other hand, Battlestar Galactic '78 had aged really, really well, given its circumstances. Also, none of the chicks wearing bras, which I did not notice at the time.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 06, 2024 06:32 PM (ZOv7s)

166 I wouldn't be surprised of Disney made Snow White a Trannie
Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2024 06:32 PM (pDRA1)
---
Wait, they/them aren't?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 06, 2024 06:32 PM (ZOv7s)

167 this has Obama written all over it. Biden stinks to high heaven, but I don't think he would have screwed over the military, even as a last gasp. But Obama? Stick it to straight white men who love their country? It tracks.

Posted by: Moki at December 06, 2024 06:29 PM (wLjpr)
_______________

Who love this country and who built this country, black race hustlers notwithstanding.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2024 06:33 PM (YqDXo)

168 One of the better South Park episodes was when Cartman pretended to have Tourette's.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 06, 2024 06:32 PM (ozryO)

I've got a Golden Ticket!

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at December 06, 2024 06:33 PM (lg881)

169 165

On the other hand, Battlestar Galactic '78 had aged really, really well, given its circumstances. Also, none of the chicks wearing bras, which I did not notice at the time.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 06, 2024 06:32 PM (ZOv7s)

So bras… pro, or con??

Posted by: tubal at December 06, 2024 06:33 PM (PCK5/)

170 >>> I had a Chinese prof (right off the boat) for differential equations. The only thing he said that we understood was "all possible sorutions" then he'd turn and mutter into the blackboard in Chinglish (I suspect, but couldn't make out) while he wrote furiously.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2024 06:27 PM (YqDXo)


I had a Chinese discrete math prof that spoke well enough but any subject, any idea he would first explain how the Chinese invented it first. It got hilarious like TOS chekov.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 06, 2024 06:33 PM (Y6IkP)

171 Holy shit I just came up with a new Superhero.

Catman.


Amirite!

Posted by: eleven at December 06, 2024 06:33 PM (fV+MH)

172 Yeah, a lot of Syria and Palestine are going to find themselves somewhere in a shit hole country south of the equator. Maybe some of Iran and Iraq too. You can call it reverse ethnic cleansing. I mean the Soviets left lots of Marxist negotiation hardware that maybe still works. I’m sure the UN can help out.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 06, 2024 06:34 PM (QSrLX)

173 I was going to ask what kind of monumental idiot wants to take Erin Gray off of Buck Rogers but then I realized they were the ones who came up with and wrote season two.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2024 06:34 PM (RsS92)

174 Glad 100 intel officials signed a letter opposing Tulsi, that makes it much easier for Tulsi and Trump to know who will be getting fired and charged with treason

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Seeker of Mistletoes Hanging Over Bodacious Wagshambas at December 06, 2024 06:34 PM (M7vhK)

175 So bras… pro, or con??
Posted by: tubal at December 06, 2024 06:33 PM (PCK5/)
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It was the 1970s, so chicks were still skinny and hawt.

Check the still photos.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 06, 2024 06:35 PM (ZOv7s)

176 Trump wanted this job, I believe he is up to this job but it is going to be a hell of a difficult one.
Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2024 06:27 PM (KQk9m)
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He's going to convene a peace summit before taking office.

Maybe more than one. The world know the US has no one at the helm, but they need American leadership. They know and trust Trump.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 06, 2024 06:30 PM (ZOv7s)
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He's going to channel Ludacris to Biden: "Move, bitch, get outta da way."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2024 06:35 PM (YqDXo)

177 Or Pakistan. Pakistan was carved out of India and marvel at how that worked out!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 06, 2024 06:35 PM (QSrLX)

178 Glad 100 intel officials signed a letter opposing Tulsi, that makes it much easier for Tulsi and Trump to know who will be getting fired and charged with treason

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Seeker of Mistletoes Hanging Over Bodacious Wagshambas at December 06, 2024 06:34 PM (M7vhK)
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Thereby inadvertently endorsing her for everybody else.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2024 06:36 PM (YqDXo)

179 That other space show that had Bonanza in outter space was a bit of a stretch.

Posted by: Crusader at December 06, 2024 06:36 PM (TN0g+)

180 I was going to ask what kind of monumental idiot wants to take Erin Gray off of Buck Rogers but then I realized they were the ones who came up with and wrote season two.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2024 06:34 PM (RsS92)
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Re-watching Magnum p.i. all these later, I did not realize that she was on the show. Nor that she wore a bikini.

Wow. And I say that with decades of adulthood. Wow. Top ten all-time smokeshow.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 06, 2024 06:36 PM (ZOv7s)

181 I wouldn't be surprised of Disney made Snow White a Trannie
Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2024 06:32 PM (pDRA1)
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Wait, they/them aren't?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 06, 2024 06:32 PM (ZOv7s)

Automatic, manual, or push-button?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 06, 2024 06:36 PM (VNX3d)

182
He's going to channel Ludacris to Biden: "Move, bitch, get outta da way."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2024 06:35 PM (YqDXo)

That is a surprisingly catchy (and appropriate for many occasions) tune!

Posted by: Moki at December 06, 2024 06:37 PM (wLjpr)

183 I'm now convinced my conspiracy theory that South Park was bought to take it off the air/web is now real and true.
HBO paid a billion dollars to memory hole that show.

Posted by: Reforger at December 06, 2024 06:37 PM (xcIvR)

184 Pakistan was carved out of India and marvel at how that worked out!
Posted by: Hokey Pokey


Things like that might work better if they remembered to carve between the warring religious and/or ethnic groups.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 06, 2024 06:37 PM (hB7mE)

185 >>He's going to convene a peace summit before taking office.

>>Maybe more than one. The world know the US has no one at the helm, but they need American leadership. They know and trust Trump.

Reports are that there will be 50 heads of state at the reopening of Notre Dame this weekend. Trump will be there too. He's not going just to look at the flying buttresses.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2024 06:37 PM (LkLld)

186 Space: 1999
or
Buck Rogers
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 06, 2024 06:29 PM (w23tA)
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As a little kid, I liked the hawk dude. I haven't seen the show since its original broadcast, though.

On the other hand, Battlestar Galactic '78 had aged really, really well, given its circumstances. Also, none of the chicks wearing bras, which I did not notice at the time.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 06, 2024 06:32 PM (ZOv7s)

Anything that reduced Erin Gray's screentime was a fail, even Hawk's space craft that could grapple other craft with its talons. Also, Athena from BSG, I had a picture of her on my wall as a kid lol.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at December 06, 2024 06:37 PM (lg881)

187 It was the 1970s, so chicks were still skinny and hawt.

Remember Battle of the Network Stars? No bras in that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2024 06:38 PM (RsS92)

188 In Africa countries it is normal for the government to only gives jobs to the tribe of the ruling faction.

We used to criticize them for doing so

Posted by: 18-1 at December 06, 2024 06:38 PM (oZhjI)

189 Yeah, a lot of Syria and Palestine are going to find themselves somewhere in a shit hole country south of the equator. Maybe some of Iran and Iraq too. You can call it reverse ethnic cleansing. I mean the Soviets left lots of Marxist negotiation hardware that maybe still works. I’m sure the UN can help out.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 06, 2024 06:34 PM (QSrLX)
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No, you call it Obama's Revenge. Trump brought peace to the Middle East, defused the Arab-Israeli conflict and Obama's goons have labored mightily to destroy that. Now they're trying to create a global conflagration and leave it to Trump to fix.

And I think he actually will, because without CIA stirring the pot, a lot of these things will go away on their own.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 06, 2024 06:38 PM (ZOv7s)

190 then he'd turn and mutter into the blackboard in Chinglish (I suspect, but couldn't make out) while he wrote furiously.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


We had a Integral Calc. prof from Venezuela, no shit, in a class with a bunch of latinos. He apparently was from some weird ass province that had some f*d up accent that no one could understand. He ended up giving everyone a B.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 06, 2024 06:39 PM (IG4Id)

191 "In a case of this magnitude, it is in the utmost interest of justice that the public is confident this monitor selection is done based solely on competency."

That's a great takedown of DEI in general, as it implies that DEI is never based on competency, but society is currently OK with that on lesser matters.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at December 06, 2024 06:40 PM (qISOO)

192 >>Remember Battle of the Network Stars? No bras in that.


A devastating blow to the Patriarchy.

Simply devastating.

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2024 06:40 PM (vGiQ3)

193 Ah the '70s, and bra-less women. One reason Angels' Revenge is one of my favorite MST episodes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pledge in a Beanie at December 06, 2024 06:40 PM (Ad8y9)

194 Space 1999 season 2 is so totally different and worse than season 1. Worse than Buck Rogers

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2024 06:41 PM (KQk9m)

195 Anything that reduced Erin Gray's screentime was a fail, even Hawk's space craft that could grapple other craft with its talons. Also, Athena from BSG, I had a picture of her on my wall as a kid lol.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at December 06, 2024 06:37 PM (lg881)
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I'm going to put a marker down that BSG '78 had more hot chicks than any sci-fi show before or since. In addition to Athena, Cassiopeia and Sheba, you also got Jane Seymour during the first few episodes.

In quanitity and percentage, what show beats that?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 06, 2024 06:42 PM (ZOv7s)

196 That other space show that had Bonanza in outter space was a bit of a stretch.
Posted by: Crusader

Futurama ?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 06, 2024 06:42 PM (/lPRQ)

197 Anybody remember a show called The Starlost?

Posted by: eleven at December 06, 2024 06:42 PM (fV+MH)

198 Worse season 2 fail? The second season of the new Battlestar Galactica.

Went from the robots have a plan to...uh hell let's just stick in a poorly written Iraq war plot and pretend the robots never really had any sort of plan

Posted by: 18-1 at December 06, 2024 06:42 PM (oZhjI)

199 U.S. Office of Personnel Management (OPM), Vet Guide for HR PRofessionals

Affirmative Action for Certain Veterans Under Title 38
Section 4214 of title 38, U.S.C., was enacted as part of the Veterans Readjustment Appointment Act of 1974. This act placed into law the provisions of the executive order that authorized the noncompetitive appointment of Vietnam era veterans under Veterans Readjustment Appointment (VRA), now known as Veterans Recruitment Appointments.

Which means, mostly 'blue-collar' positions so as veterans returned from Vietnam, etc. they could be reemployed on military bases, posts at warehousing or trade positions. (Years later, common employment practice for National Park Service maintenance, U.S. Mint/Bureau of Printing and Engraving, etc.)

There were a nice range of desk jobs that veterans could be quite successful in, i.e., the VA, U.S. Department of Labor, EPA, etc. HOWEVER, if/when a veteran HAD to be hired into such a position, they could also be removed by management almost without cause, much like anyone else new to the federal, civilian workforce. "Go quietly or else."

Retiring mil. officers, esp. Navy & able to fill DEI desk jobs, are a bonus.

Posted by: L - Rooster today, feather duster tomorrow at December 06, 2024 06:42 PM (NFX2v)

200 A devastating blow to the Patriarchy.

Simply devastating.
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2024 06:40 PM (vGiQ3)
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Bras are a tool of the patriarchy! Burn them! Free the bewbs!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 06, 2024 06:42 PM (ZOv7s)

201
Starlost?

Canadian Sci-Fi.

Enough said.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 06, 2024 06:43 PM (w23tA)

202 Space 1999 season 2 is so totally different and worse than season 1. Worse than Buck Rogers
Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2024 06:41 PM (KQk9m)

The only improvement in Space 1999, Season 2, was the addition of Catherine Schell. Not enough for the sense of wonder and "I don't understand" in the first season.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 06, 2024 06:43 PM (VNX3d)

203 We had a Integral Calc. prof from Venezuela, no shit, in a class with a bunch of latinos. He apparently was from some weird ass province that had some f*d up accent that no one could understand. He ended up giving everyone a B.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 06, 2024 06:39 PM (IG4Id)

I read that as an Intergalactic prof.

I worked with a guy from India who used to argue with a guy from Greece over who invented the various mathematical / philosophical things the Greeks are known for.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at December 06, 2024 06:43 PM (lg881)

204 159 142: this has Obama written all over it. Biden stinks to high heaven, but I don't think he would have screwed over the military, even as a last gasp. But Obama? Stick it to straight white men who love their country? It tracks.
Posted by: Moki at December 06, 2024 06:29 PM (wLjpr
Agree. Nobody hates America more than ubama, he still has influence in the swamp.

Posted by: Eromero at December 06, 2024 06:43 PM (jgmnb)

205 Ah the '70s, and bra-less women. One reason Angels' Revenge is one of my favorite MST episodes.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pledge
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50s, but how about the Horrors of Spider Island?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 06, 2024 06:43 PM (Dm8we)

206 A Billion to Angola and $999,900,000 will go into some dictators pocket

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2024 06:44 PM (pDRA1)

207 I'm going to put a marker down that BSG '78 had more hot chicks than any sci-fi show before or since. In addition to Athena, Cassiopeia and Sheba, you also got Jane Seymour during the first few episodes.

In quanitity and percentage, what show beats that?


Buffy the Vampire Slayer? Sarah Michelle Gellar, Charisma Carpenter, Alyson Hannigan, and Julie Benz....yum yum yum

Posted by: 18-1 at December 06, 2024 06:44 PM (oZhjI)

208 I worked with a guy from India who used to argue with a guy from Greece over who invented the various mathematical / philosophical things the Greeks are known for.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at December 06, 2024 06:43 PM (lg881)
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I think the Muslims invented the zero so they could succinctly answer when someone asked them what they'd accomplished in the last millennium.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2024 06:44 PM (YqDXo)

209 Did you see what Obama just said? The last election shows people don't care much about Democracy.

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2024 06:45 PM (KQk9m)

210 I heard that Lucas had Carie Fisher braless in Star Wars for “ authenticity”… dunno if that is true, or a legend..

Posted by: tubal at December 06, 2024 06:45 PM (PCK5/)

211 Nood

Posted by: blaster at December 06, 2024 06:45 PM (QfvaV)

212 Worse season 2 fail? The second season of the new Battlestar Galactica.

Went from the robots have a plan to...uh hell let's just stick in a poorly written Iraq war plot and pretend the robots never really had any sort of plan
Posted by: 18-1 at December 06, 2024 06:42 PM (oZhjI)
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That show lost me with chick Starbuck. Hey, you want a strong woman? Fine, write a new character. That was when the gender and race-swapping really took hold.

The dumb thing is that you could have had a lot of fun with Kara Thrace and the real Starbuck.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 06, 2024 06:45 PM (ZOv7s)

213 The Notre Dame thing sounds like talks at head-of-state funerals like PM Jim Hacker said on Yes, Prime Minister on the BBC don’t cha know. And they will screw Paris down tighter than the Olympics and the Tour de France combined.

Popcorn!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 06, 2024 06:46 PM (QSrLX)

214 I think the Muslims invented the zero so they could succinctly answer when someone asked them what they'd accomplished in the last millennium.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2024 06:44 PM (YqDXo)

LOL. That shows a great amount of foresight, though!

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at December 06, 2024 06:46 PM (lg881)

215 >>I think the Muslims invented the zero so they could succinctly answer when someone asked them what they'd accomplished in the last millennium.


They invented the number 0 so that they could successfully combat accusations of being Goat Fuckers by lying about the number of Goats the Fucked that day.

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2024 06:46 PM (vGiQ3)

216 I always thought it was “Biddy Biddy Biddy”. And as to birdman on Buck Rogers - Dr. Lazarus was a much better version of that character.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 06, 2024 06:47 PM (W6hoT)

217 198 I agree that show was so over praised. I saw red flags as soon as they made the Cylons mistreated human creations instead of a fundamentally opposed alien race.

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2024 06:47 PM (KQk9m)

218 I'm sure that the VFW and American Legion lawyers are busily working on the lawsuits over eliminating the vet preference.
When it gets to the court (assuming a non-Biden judge) it's a slam-dunk. The bureaucracy can't simply hand-wave away an actual law.

Posted by: buddhaha at December 06, 2024 06:49 PM (Jp6MX)

219 I think the Muslims invented the zero so they could succinctly answer when someone asked them what they'd accomplished in the last millennium.

Most advanced places in the western world prior to the rise of Islam: Egypt, the Levant, Asia Minor, Italy, Libya/Tunis, Persia

Most advanced places in the western world after the rise of Islam: Asia Minor, Italy

Note both of Italy and Asia Minor stayed out of the hands of Muslims (well for a while at least in the former case)

Posted by: 18-1 at December 06, 2024 06:49 PM (oZhjI)

220 How about race AND gender swapped Boomer? How about gender swapped (to white) Commander Tigh. Hell gender swapped Commander Cain too

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2024 06:50 PM (KQk9m)

221 124 Imagine an AT controller with a stutter.
Posted by: Ciampino - Rrrrreeppply at December 06, 2024 06:14 PM (i0xsb)

Tourette's. Get that muthafukin' plane on the ground!
Posted by: tcn in AK

That would be hilarious

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at December 06, 2024 06:20 PM (elaR+)
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OK Tourette's with a stutter .... Get that muthaf-f-f-ffff-fukin' plane on the grrrrrround!

Posted by: Ciampino - Palin in A Fish Called Wanda at December 06, 2024 07:00 PM (i0xsb)

222 219
Note both of Italy and Asia Minor stayed out of the hands of Muslims (well for a while at least in the former case)

Posted by: 18-1 at December 06, 2024 06:49 PM (oZhjI)
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Sicily was invaded and I'm pretty sure parts of the boot were too. Not sure about Sardinia and Corsica.
The Greeks should be in that list.

Posted by: Ciampino - bloody Moors at December 06, 2024 07:04 PM (i0xsb)

223 Imagine an AT controller with a stutter.
Posted by: Ciampino
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Look, if this is an oblique reference to our transmissions, we're working on it...

Posted by: Ford at December 06, 2024 08:38 PM (XeU6L)

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