Wednesday Morning Rant

Predictable

Things in the press may be a bit chaotic at the moment as the dust settles, but they still have a job to do and are doing it. They may be running around and pointing fingers at each other and lamenting their losses last month, but don't let that fool you. The press is still firmly a Party-affiliated system and will still carry whatever its told to carry, in a way that looks good for the progs.

Biden pardoning his son for running the family crime syndicate, playing with guns and getting coked up while doing both (allegedly, of course) is notable. Biden said he'd never do it. He's handing out favors to his son-cum-business-manager. He's making sure that Hunter's - and by extension his - skeletons stay buried in the deepest closet possible. This should cause, at the very least, a raised eyebrow in the press. But of course, it did not.

The press coverage of this is laughable from all the mainstream outlets and there is, as predictable as the sunrise, a common theme in it: Republicans. Either, "it's the Republicans' fault" or "but Republicans."

CNN:

One thing that particularly swayed the president: a belief that Republicans were trying to "break Hunter," as he said in his statement, while his son was still recovering from addiction. The president pointed to his son's five and a half years of sobriety "even in the face of unrelenting attacks and selective prosecution."

He's just a misunderstood man struggling with addiction and nasty Republicans. Yawn.

AP:

The tax trial was also expected to showcase details about Hunter Biden’s foreign business dealings, which Republicans have seized on to try to paint the Biden family as corrupt.

They did the thing, guys! They did the thing! "Republicans Seize" is evergreen, especially in the shabby halls of the Associated Press.

NBC:

Pardoning him after that trial would have ignited a political firestorm for his father, who was campaigning for re-election. Republicans have for years attacked Hunter Biden over his foreign business dealings and accused him and the president of corruption. They have also argued that Hunter Biden was getting special treatment by the Justice Department because of his father’s political power.
GOP criticism reached a peak in July 2023 when Hunter Biden pleaded guilty in a deal with federal prosecutors over the tax and gun charges, which collapsed after a judge raised questions about it. That development led Attorney General Merrick Garland a couple weeks later to appoint the U.S. attorney investigating Hunter Biden, David Weiss, as a special counsel.

See? Those nasty Republicans are out there, making mountains out of molehills. Why, Biden even arranged to have a (laughably fake) special prosecutor assigned! The real story here is how the Republicans forced his hand!

WaPo:

The federal indictments came after a lengthy Justice Department investigation into Hunter Biden's business dealings while his father was vice president, a period that Republicans have cited as evidence of broad corruption in the Biden family. No evidence has surfaced publicly to suggest any wrongdoing by Joe Biden.

Nope. No evidence. Not a scintilla. Not even the faintest whiff of bad behavior by Joe Biden. Not even the tiniest indication. Not that the WaPo chose to report, anyway.

State-owned press outlet NPR gives us our first major "but but but Republicans!" argument:

Trump also issued a flurry of pardons -- 74, to be exact -- in the final hours of his first term, with recipients including his former chief strategist Steve Bannon, rapper Lil Wayne and Al Pirro, the former husband of Fox News commentator Jeanine Pirro.
He had previously pardoned many other members of his inner circle who had been charged with various crimes, including Republican operative Roger Stone, former campaign chairman Paul Manafort and Charles Kushner -- the father of his senior advisor, and son-in-law, Jared Kushner.

There's nothing to see here. Biden's pardon might be unseemly if you're one of those wreckers who's inclined to look for unseemliness, but it's nothing compared to Trump pardoning celebrities and his own people who were railroaded by the DoJ. Let's keep things in perspective.

When it comes to "but Republicans," though, the best I've seen so far is from Axios, also known as "baby's first prog rag:"

Why it matters: Biden's pardon for his son is the most sweeping presidential pardon in decades, since then-President Ford issued a blanket pardon for former President Nixon, Politico reported.

His decision infuriated Republicans and raised questions regarding the precedent that it could set for future presidents.
Yes, but: Biden is far from the only president to have issued a pardon for a family member or close ally.

Axios will always be Axios. It's not even sporting to point it out anymore. It's like sandblasting a soup cracker.

Win or lose, at a zenith or a nadir, the press will always go to bat for the Party and its men - even if the Party Man in question is a stumbling disaster who is completely indefensible. Nothing about Biden is good, was ever good or will ever be good. It doesn't matter and the press is happy to tell you why it doesn't matter: Republicans, and specifically Trump.

No wonder circulation has collapsed. Nobody needs to subscribe when they can comfortably predict what they're going to say before they bother to drool out their talking points.

Posted by: Joe Mannix at 11:00 AM

Comments

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)

2 1st?

Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2024 11:00 AM (v6JzV)

3 Suavé!

Posted by: tankdemon at December 04, 2024 11:00 AM (fAwI6)

4 Dammit, Sponge.

Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2024 11:00 AM (v6JzV)

5 Top 10

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 04, 2024 11:00 AM (ViCCR)

6 Dammit, Sponge.
Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2024 11:00 AM (v6JzV)

#Winning.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

7 Mornin', Joe and others!

Posted by: LizLem at December 04, 2024 11:02 AM (wcIbG)

8 Dammit, Sponge.
Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2024 11:00 AM (v6JzV)

#Winning.
Posted by: Sponge

I summoned the others, anyway. Unlike some people...

Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2024 11:02 AM (v6JzV)

9 And in the top 10!

Posted by: NR Pax at December 04, 2024 11:03 AM (NR6c1)

10 Good morning good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2024 11:03 AM (WXNFJ)

11 Biden pardoning his son for running the family crime syndicate, playing with guns and getting coked up while doing both (allegedly, of course) is notable.

You say that because you don't want to have to read legal advice on your TV show, but there's video evidence that Hunter was doing drugs when he filled out the form when buying a gun.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:03 AM (Zz0t1)

12 Top 20.

Posted by: Crusader at December 04, 2024 11:03 AM (TN0g+)

13 Axios will always be Axios. It's not even sporting to point it out anymore. It's like sandblasting a soup cracker.

I have never seen this comparison before. I like it.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 04, 2024 11:04 AM (xCA6C)

14
I summoned the others, anyway. Unlike some people...
Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2024 11:02 AM (v6JzV)

Always the job of the first loser.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:04 AM (Zz0t1)

15 Republicans are forever pouncing and seizing.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 04, 2024 11:04 AM (kTd/k)

16 joe biden broke the power of presidential pardons. After his pardon of his son hunter for crimes for over a decade of time it is literally anything goes for all future presidential pardons and the left can't say $hit about anything Trump does in regards to pardons.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 04, 2024 11:04 AM (Rcnd3)

17 I saw Soup Cracker open for Bowling for Soup at Trees in '96.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:04 AM (Zz0t1)

18 Willowed:

VA employee has sex with 30 co-workers.

The Paolo utters, how you say, "Dayummmm!"

Posted by: The Paolo at December 04, 2024 11:04 AM (WXNFJ)

19 I've said it before, and I'll say it again:
Biden is doing a Samson, pulling down the Democrat temple around his ears for having humiliated him.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 04, 2024 11:04 AM (xCA6C)

20 According to the press, Biden's non-partisan DOJ engaged in a partisan prosecution of Joe Biden's son because of Donald Trump.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 04, 2024 11:05 AM (sX1BW)

21 First loser = last winner?

Posted by: LizLem at December 04, 2024 11:05 AM (wcIbG)

22 After his pardon of his son hunter for crimes for over a decade of time it is literally anything goes for all future presidential pardons and the left can't say $hit about anything Trump does in regards to pardons.

They will certainly try.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 04, 2024 11:05 AM (xCA6C)

23 The democrat party credo:

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=E5eFubO_iLM

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 04, 2024 11:06 AM (z0QHk)

24 paraphrasing..."Joe changed his mind about Hunter pardon because Trump has firing squads"...Leigh McGowan.

Posted by: BignJames at December 04, 2024 11:06 AM (Yj6Os)

25 But Nixon is pretty special.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 04, 2024 11:06 AM (HsOwE)

26 paraphrasing..."Joe changed his mind about Hunter pardon because Trump has firing squads"...Leigh McGowan.

Paraphrasing Scott Jennings: How are you able to breathe unassisted?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 04, 2024 11:07 AM (xCA6C)

27 I've said it before, and I'll say it again:
Biden is doing a Samson, pulling down the Democrat temple around his ears for having humiliated him.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 04, 2024

***
Or DOCTOR Jill is leading him into it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2024 11:07 AM (J2vNu)

28 What's with this "still recovering from addiction" bullshit? Hunter's supposedly been sober for almost six years. (Supposedly.) That's not "still recovering" from addiction. That's "has recovered from" addiction.

In 2035, when Hunter is still in trouble with the law for some new crimes, will they use the same lame excuse that he's "still recovering" from being a junkie?

This is obvious fake bullshit designed to make it look like Biden's own DOJ -- er, I mean the GOP -- is kicking a man when he's down.

Fuck all these people through the face with Hunter's flaming crackpipe after he pulled it out of the oozing ass of some tranny hooker.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 04, 2024 11:07 AM (iFTx/)

29 Hunter...the one man crime wave.

Posted by: BignJames at December 04, 2024 11:07 AM (Yj6Os)

30 They've relentlessly gone after Trump and his entire family and have nothing but trumped up charges and bullshit.

There's actual factual evidence of Hunter's illegalities tied to Joe and his status in government, yet they cover.

The media is the enemy of the people.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:07 AM (Zz0t1)

31 Or DOCTOR Jill is leading him into it.

Probably both.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 04, 2024 11:07 AM (xCA6C)

32 *biden needs to pardon Pelosi and Obama for specific crimes, spelled out. They'll never be held accountable anyway, so why not do it, if for no other reason than to stab those fuckers in back who screwed you over.

Plus the two of them commenting on their pardons would be comedy gold.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 04, 2024 11:08 AM (Q4IgG)

33 Re VA follies

Um, have you guys ever worked in a factory?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 04, 2024 11:08 AM (HsOwE)

34 Republicans are forever pouncing and seizing.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 04, 2024

***
That just makes them like cute little kitty-cats, right?

Posted by: Low-Info Voters at December 04, 2024 11:08 AM (J2vNu)

35 "They're trying to break Hunter!"

Well, what if Hunter SHOULD be broken? Repeatedly? By 9 inches of Big Black Bubba repeatedly slamming into his prostate?

Posted by: XTC at December 04, 2024 11:08 AM (UnA8+)

36 >>> @Breaking911 • 45m
PETE HEGSETH: I spoke to the president-elect this morning. He said, "Keep going, keep fighting. I’m behind you all the way."
"Why would I back down?"

Heck yes!

Well, I won't back down, No I won't back down
You could stand me up at the gates of Hell But I won't back down

No I'll stand my ground, Won't be turned around
And I'll keep this world from draggin' me down
Gonna stand my ground And I won't back down

Hey baby There ain't no easy way out (I won't back down), Hey I will stand my ground And I won't back down

Well, I know what's right, I got just one life
In a world that keeps on pushin' me around
But I'll stand my ground, And I won't back down

Posted by: LizLem at December 04, 2024 11:09 AM (wcIbG)

37
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=E5eFubO_iLM
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 04, 2024 11:06 AM (z0QHk)

Can you have more IV bottles?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:09 AM (Zz0t1)

38 Sponge is First!!!!
Glub is also-ran.
All is right in the world.

Posted by: Norms Restored at December 04, 2024 11:09 AM (nS6qG)

39 Or DOCTOR Jill is leading him into it.

Probably both.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 04, 2024 11:07 AM (xCA6C)
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I thought she detested Hunter.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 04, 2024 11:09 AM (z0QHk)

40
Hunter: 'That forced confession will never stand up in court!'

Democrats: 'Confession? It's a suicide note.'

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2024 11:09 AM (aD39U)

41 I saw Sandblasting a Soup Cracker open for the Smashing Pumpkins at Okayz Corral in '90.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Retribution Great Again! at December 04, 2024 11:10 AM (yjYHw)

42 All I am going to say is this.

Going forward, this should be brought up by Trump and everyone on his team at every available opportunity.

Controversial candidate? Hunter got pardoned for worse.

But what about-? Who cares? Hunter got pardoned for worse.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 04, 2024 11:10 AM (NR6c1)

43 Willowed:

The Germans have a strangely whimsical side.
Posted by: eleven

That's what makes them scary.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 04, 2024 10:58 AM (nvtl/)

"Work Makes You Free." Not whimsical, but coldly amusing to the SS, I would bet.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 04, 2024 11:10 AM (Q0kLU)

44 Can you have more IV bottles?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:09 AM (Zz0t1)
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Considering how many times he was shot...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 04, 2024 11:10 AM (z0QHk)

45 Biden and Samson. Har de har har.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 04, 2024 11:11 AM (QSrLX)

46 #17 Trees is a great place to see a band--seriously! I saw LA Guns there in August of 2023.

Posted by: Crusader at December 04, 2024 11:11 AM (TN0g+)

47 Or DOCTOR Jill is leading him into it.
*
Probably both.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 04, 2024
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I thought she detested Hunter.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 04, 2024

***
But the chance to bring the Dem temple crashing down around the traitors who engineered the coup against Joey is worth it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2024 11:11 AM (J2vNu)

48 Biden and Samson. Har de har har.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 04, 2024 11:11 AM (QSrLX)
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Well, he *is* the jawbone of an ass...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 04, 2024 11:11 AM (z0QHk)

49 OMG! NOT THE MORAL HIGH GROUND!

Axios@axios
By pardoning Hunter on gun and tax convictions, some Democrats believe Biden has sacrificed a moral high ground that's been foundational to the party's identity in the Trump era.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 04, 2024 11:12 AM (L/fGl)

50 Samson made some great phones before he tore down the temple, though.

Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2024 11:12 AM (v6JzV)

51 Trees is a great place to see a band--seriously! I saw LA Guns there in August of 2023.
Posted by: Crusader at December 04, 2024 11:11 AM (TN0g+)

There was nothing better than rolling out of a show at 1 AM and hitting the Vortex Mex across the street for some tacos.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:12 AM (Zz0t1)

52 The president pointed to his son's five and a half years of sobriety "even in the face of unrelenting attacks and selective prosecution."

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Hunter spend time in rehab during the past four years? I'm unfamiliar with substance abuse, thankfully, but do people generally go to rehab while they're in the grip of sobriety?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2024 11:12 AM (ExV1e)

53 The Germans have a strangely whimsical side.
Posted by: eleven

That's what makes them scary.
Posted by: Soothsayer

When you can turn a tune about a flower into a goose stepping march (Erika), that's something!!

https://t.ly/0SD2a

Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2024 11:13 AM (WXNFJ)

54 Samson made some great phones before he tore down the temple, though.
Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2024

***
Sturdy luggage too

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2024 11:13 AM (J2vNu)

55 >>> I've said it before, and I'll say it again:
Biden is doing a Samson, pulling down the Democrat temple around his ears for having humiliated him. Posted by: Archimedes at December 04, 2024

Are there any democrats in power NOT touched by the Biden scandals? Because the only way Biden gets away with punching them in the face like this, is if he's untouchable because he exposes all the buried bodies.

Posted by: LizLem at December 04, 2024 11:13 AM (wcIbG)

56 Dammit, Sponge.
Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2024 11:00 AM (v6JzV)

#Winning.
Posted by: Sponge

I summoned the others, anyway. Unlike some people...
Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2024 11:02 AM

Doesn't matter. Sponge is "first" by definition. This is a Known Thing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 04, 2024 11:13 AM (+QlJh)

57 But I'll stand my ground, And I won't back down

Great. A Tom Petty earworm. Kill me now.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 04, 2024 11:13 AM (Q0kLU)

58 Axios@axios
By pardoning Hunter on gun and tax convictions, some Democrats believe Biden has sacrificed a moral high ground that's been foundational to the party's identity in the Trump era.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 04, 2024 11:12 AM (L/fGl)

Uh......He pardoned him for EVERYTHING since 2014. LONG before he was convicted for gun crimes and tried for tax evasion, you f*cking idiots.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:13 AM (Zz0t1)

59 Or DOCTOR Jill is leading him into it.

Probably both.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 04, 2024 11:07 AM (xCA6C)
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I thought she detested Hunter.

I'm sure she does, I mean, who wouldn't? However, she hates the Democrat PTB more because they exposed her and her husband for the low-rent grifters they are and cost her another four years of living it up in the WH. (I know he would have lost, but I'm sure she doesn't believe it)

You have to prioritize your hate list.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 04, 2024 11:13 AM (xCA6C)

60 Commenting present

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2024 11:14 AM (251VK)

61
Great. A Tom Petty earworm. Kill me now.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 04, 2024 11:13 AM (Q0kLU)

Another incredibly overrated musician.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:14 AM (Zz0t1)

62 16 joe biden broke the power of presidential pardons. After his pardon of his son hunter for crimes for over a decade of time it is literally anything goes for all future presidential pardons and the left can't say $hit about anything Trump does in regards to pardons.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 04, 2024 11:04 AM (Rcnd3)

Not broken. It's just reconfirming the presidential power of pardoning. It is Constitutional. And it does apply to every president. When Trump takes office, he can legally pardon anyone he damn well pleases.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at December 04, 2024 11:14 AM (g8Ew8)

63 UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson fatally shot in New York City.

But the real problem is people like Daniel Penny!

Posted by: Jay in PA at December 04, 2024 11:15 AM (i7Q7S)

64 When you can turn a tune about a flower into a goose stepping march (Erika), that's something!!

https://t.ly/0SD2a
Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2024 11:13 AM (WXNFJ)

German Soldier's Song - "Erika" (with English Subtitles)

English subtitles in German. LOL.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:15 AM (Zz0t1)

65 Another incredibly overrated musician.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:14 AM (Zz0t1)
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*puts on "Full Moon Fever" CD*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 04, 2024 11:15 AM (z0QHk)

66 They've relentlessly gone after Trump and his entire family and have nothing but trumped up charges and bullshit.

In fairness, they've accused Barron of being very tall and they may have a point.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2024 11:15 AM (ExV1e)

67 Or DOCTOR Jill is leading him into it.

Probably both.
Posted by: Archimedes

That's Jill, Ed.D.

RNC Research
@RNCResearch
CNN reports Biden was under mounting "pressure" from Jill, Ed.D., to grant Hunter a pardon

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 04, 2024 11:15 AM (L/fGl)

68 19
‘ Biden is doing a Samson, pulling down the Democrat temple around his ears for having humiliated him.’

Biden is pulling down the temple to benefit Biden.
He would do just about anything to avoid accountability.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 04, 2024 11:15 AM (jbnUc)

69 >>> Samson made some great phones before he tore down the temple, though.
Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2024
***
Sturdy luggage too
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2024 11:13 AM (J2vNu)

Samsonite! I was way off!

Posted by: Dumb and Dumber (no not DC politicians) at December 04, 2024 11:16 AM (wcIbG)

70 61 Another incredibly overrated musician.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:14 AM (Zz0t1)

And the worst character on King of the Hill.

Posted by: XTC at December 04, 2024 11:16 AM (UnA8+)

71 Great. A Tom Petty earworm. Kill me now.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 04, 2024 11:13 AM

Could we interest you, perhaps, in something by The Cranberries?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 04, 2024 11:16 AM (+QlJh)

72 Just now I’m listening to Scott Jennings interview the owner of the LA Times on the radio. They’re both decent guys (maybe) but I think they’re living in a dream world. They seem to think we can get back somehow to an impartial press (which never existed anyway BTW). Not gonna happen…. Walter Cronkite was a lefty hack play acting effectively as the paragon of impartial newsman….

They’re still the enemy of the people

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 04, 2024 11:16 AM (5MZNC)

73 Could we interest you, perhaps, in something by The Cranberries?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 04, 2024 11:16 AM (+QlJh)

Remind me to punch you in the gut at the next TxMoMe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:17 AM (Zz0t1)

74 In 2035, when Hunter is still in trouble with the law for some new crimes, will they use the same lame excuse that he's "still recovering" from being a junkie?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 04, 2024 11:07 AM (iFTx/)
---
Just a good old boy
Never meanin' no harm
Beats all you never saw
Been in trouble with the law since the day he was born

Straightening the curves, yeah
Flattenin' the hills
Someday the mountain might get 'im, but the law never will

Makin' his way the only way he knows how
That's just a little bit more than the law will allow

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 04, 2024 11:17 AM (7fElN)

75 #71 Did you have to let it linger?

Posted by: Crusader at December 04, 2024 11:17 AM (TN0g+)

76 In fairness, they've accused Barron of being very tall and they may have a point.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Is a 6'9" 18 yr old tall?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 04, 2024 11:17 AM (nbhjE)

77 73 Remind me to punch you in the gut at the next TxMoMe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:17 AM (Zz0t1)

"WORLDSTAR, BITCHES!"

Posted by: XTC at December 04, 2024 11:18 AM (UnA8+)

78 Is a 6'9" 18 yr old tall?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 04, 2024 11:17 AM (nbhjE)

A Power Forward.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2024 11:18 AM (aD39U)

79 Samsonite is the major sponsor on the Gorilla Channel.

Posted by: Gorilla My Dreams at December 04, 2024 11:18 AM (nS6qG)

80 Could we interest you, perhaps, in something by The Cranberries?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 04, 2024 11:16 AM (+QlJh)

Remind me to punch you in the gut at the next TxMoMe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:17 AM

Next October would be a long time to let it linger.

I'll show myself out.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 04, 2024 11:18 AM (+QlJh)

81 Rosie O’Donnell’s Daughter Chelsea Arrested Again, Found with Drug Bottle Hidden in Her Vagina

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 04, 2024 11:18 AM (hF6pc)

82 They've relentlessly gone after Trump and his entire family and have nothing but trumped up charges and bullshit.

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I don't recall if some were advising President Trump after The Steal to pardon himself -- not sure anybody foresaw The Left subsequently waging Lawfare on and trying to bankrupt & imprison him.

But I'm glad that didn't happen -- as he became increasingly more popular with each and every persecution, including assassinations.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Retribution Great Again! at December 04, 2024 11:18 AM (d9J/h)

83 Hey, Zombie was a good song.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 04, 2024 11:18 AM (HsOwE)

84
Next October would be a long time to let it linger.

I'll show myself out.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 04, 2024 11:18 AM (+QlJh)

I hate you........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:18 AM (Zz0t1)

85 They spent the last 8 years trying desperately to "break" Trump in three different states and in the federal courts. Soros DAs were lining up to take their crack at breaking him. On fake bogus charges that nonetheless could have put Trump in jail for life.

But this Hunter crackhead faces one prosecution for crimes he was obviously guilty of -- and which would have resulted in slaps on the wrist -- and it's some dastardly persecution that requires an insanely overbroad pardon.

You can't hate these vile cockroaches enough. You can hate them with the power of all the stars exploding everywhere in the universe at once. You can add to that the power of a yuge Lizzo fart. Still not enough hate.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 04, 2024 11:18 AM (iFTx/)

86 In fairness, they've accused Barron of being very tall and they may have a point.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Is a 6'9" 18 yr old tall?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices

It's Democrats. He'll be accused of being white and conservative.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 04, 2024 11:18 AM (VNX3d)

87 The song at the beginning of National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation is a pretty good earworm…. It’s that time, Christmas time is here 🎶

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 04, 2024 11:18 AM (5MZNC)

88 Hey, Zombie was a good song.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 04, 2024 11:18 AM (HsOwE)

Please. Go play a nice rousing game of Hide and Go F*ck Yourself.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:19 AM (Zz0t1)

89 Oops. American Tourister

Posted by: Gorilla My Dreams at December 04, 2024 11:19 AM (nS6qG)

90 Walter Cronkite was a lefty hack play acting effectively as the paragon of impartial newsman….
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Not a sissy, though. Went in with the glider borne infantry during Market Garden.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 04, 2024 11:19 AM (z0QHk)

91 Is a 6'9" 18 yr old tall?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 04, 2024 11:17 AM

Nee!

- The Dutch

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 04, 2024 11:19 AM (+QlJh)

92
Finally! The Biden Crime Family is fabulously rich.

And all it took was the death of a million or two Slavs and the breaking of a bunch of laws, selling out to China, plus a totally unwarranted pardon or several.

I, for one, welcome Our New Kennedyesque, White Trash, Political Dynasty Overlords.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 04, 2024 11:19 AM (qdFC5)

93 Rosie O’Donnell’s Daughter Chelsea Arrested Again, Found with Drug Bottle Hidden in Her Vagina

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 04, 2024 11:18 AM (hF6pc)

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It'll be a gerbil next time ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Retribution Great Again! at December 04, 2024 11:19 AM (d9J/h)

94 The song at the beginning of National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation is a pretty good earworm…. It’s that time, Christmas time is here 🎶
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 04, 2024

***
"Feliz Navidad"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2024 11:20 AM (J2vNu)

95 83 Hey, Zombie was a good song.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 04, 2024 11:18 AM (HsOwE)

"I Just Shot John Lennon" is probably their best.

Posted by: XTC at December 04, 2024 11:20 AM (UnA8+)

96 The president pointed to his son's five and a half years of sobriety "even in the face of unrelenting attacks and selective prosecution."

Who brought the cocaine into the White House?

The New York Post filmed Hunter at Disneyworld a few days ago, and he looked as high as f**k.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 04, 2024 11:20 AM (uxCna)

97 Mannix!!
*jazz hands*

Posted by: Doof at December 04, 2024 11:20 AM (jgdZo)

98 >63 UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson fatally shot in New York City.

They're saying it was a targeted killing. So who would want to kill him? Aside from every UnitedHealthcare member, that is.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at December 04, 2024 11:20 AM (eb5mD)

99 Please. Go play a nice rousing game of Hide and Go F*ck Yourself.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:19 AM (Zz0t1)

Go to the bathroom. Look yourself in the mirror and kindly fuck your own face.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 04, 2024 11:20 AM (HsOwE)

100 -------------

It'll be a gerbil next time ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Retribution Great Again! at December 04, 2024 11:19 AM (d9J/h)

They squirm.......

Posted by: Richard Gere at December 04, 2024 11:20 AM (Zz0t1)

101 95 "I Just Shot John Lennon" is probably their best.
Posted by: XTC at December 04, 2024 11:20 AM (UnA8+)

=======

"But I did not shoot Ringo Starr."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 04, 2024 11:21 AM (GBKbO)

102 UnitedHealthcare's CEO gunned down in apparent hit job during investors conference at NYC hotel 😬

https://is.gd/bpzDZm

-
I thought the elite were immune from the hell they imposed on others.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 04, 2024 11:21 AM (L/fGl)

103 I hate you........
Posted by: Sponge

Dayum. You get a first and still so much hostility. Guess being FIRST!!! all the time is not all that fulfilling.

Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2024 11:21 AM (v6JzV)

104 90 Walter Cronkite was a lefty hack play acting effectively as the paragon of impartial newsman….
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Not a sissy, though. Went in with the glider borne infantry during Market Garden.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 04, 2024 11:19 AM (z0QHk)

I didn’t know that! Kinda like George McGovern who flew many combat missions over Europe and will still a flaming lefty. Interesting psychology to understand why….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 04, 2024 11:21 AM (5MZNC)

105
Go to the bathroom. Look yourself in the mirror and kindly fuck your own face.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 04, 2024 11:20 AM (HsOwE)

I'd f*ck me.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:21 AM (Zz0t1)

106 Taking down Nixon was when the script shifted

N.b. “The pre-Waterrgate Era FBI was really bad, you guys! Now it is all Sweetness & Light!” narrative being played now.

Nixon won the largest electoral landslide evah. Gone within 2 years.

Swept guys like Joe Biden into the Senate.

You Are Here

Posted by: Common Tater at December 04, 2024 11:21 AM (/gceP)

107 Is a 6'9" 18 yr old tall?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 04, 2024 11:17 AM (nbhjE)

Well, Democrats define 'rich' as 'richer than me' and Barron is taller than me.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2024 11:21 AM (ExV1e)

108 *biden's pardon of Hunter is probably what Joe thinks will keep him safe down the road. I think he's right, to a point.

There are some outstanding tax evasion charges the IRS has been sitting on since before 2012. While they have little, nothing to do with Hunter they do have a lot to do with Joe and Jill.

IIRC the IRS was, at one point, going to run with them. Then Joe was selected to be Obama's VP and all that went to shit. If Trump wanted to, and I'm not sure he has the gumption, he could whip the IRS until they re-open those cases. Give those 87K agents something to do.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 04, 2024 11:21 AM (Q4IgG)

109 I'd f*ck me.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:21 AM (Zz0t1)

Just like Buffalo Bill.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 04, 2024 11:22 AM (HsOwE)

110 "Trump also issued a flurry of pardons -- 74, to be exact -- in the final hours of his first term, with recipients including his former chief strategist Steve Bannon"

But Bannon still went to jail.

Posted by: fd at December 04, 2024 11:22 AM (vFG9F)

111
Dayum. You get a first and still so much hostility. Guess being FIRST!!! all the time is not all that fulfilling.
Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2024 11:21 AM (v6JzV)

It's all fun and games until someone mentions The Cranberries, 4 Non Blondes or Prometheus.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:22 AM (Zz0t1)

112 They're saying it was a targeted killing. So who would want to kill him? Aside from every UnitedHealthcare member, that is.
Posted by: J. F
Frank Parnell at December 04, 2024 11:20 AM (eb5mD)
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Uh, oh...I'm not sure I have an alibi...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 04, 2024 11:22 AM (7fElN)

113 Great. A Tom Petty earworm. Kill me now.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 04, 2024 11:13 AM (Q0kLU)

Another incredibly overrated musician.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:14 AM (Zz0t1)

Oooooh. This one I may actually be wiling to fight over.

Posted by: Doof at December 04, 2024 11:22 AM (jgdZo)

114
Just like Buffalo Bill.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 04, 2024 11:22 AM (HsOwE)

#Winning

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:22 AM (Zz0t1)

115 Counting Crows. Fuck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 04, 2024 11:23 AM (HsOwE)

116
Oooooh. This one I may actually be wiling to fight over.
Posted by: Doof at December 04, 2024 11:22 AM (jgdZo)

Them's fightin' words........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:23 AM (Zz0t1)

117 It's all fun and games until someone mentions The Cranberries, 4 Non Blondes or Prometheus.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:22 AM (Zz0t1)

Or those paragons of college athletics, the NCAA!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 04, 2024 11:23 AM (5MZNC)

118 Another incredibly overrated musician.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:14 AM (Zz0t1)

Right up there with Steely Dan.

If I never hear "Reelin' In The Years" again, it'll be too soon.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 04, 2024 11:23 AM (Q0kLU)

119 >>> Another incredibly overrated musician.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:14 AM (Zz0t1)

I have incredibly indelible, personal memories tied to listening to Tom Petty on the open road. I will brook no besmirchment of his music. The Mary Jane music video will always be one of my top faves, with its Tim Burton vibes. By all accounts, he was actually a decent person too, no major scandals except drug use and going after artists like Sam Smith for copyright violations. Wish I could have heard him live.

Posted by: LizLem at December 04, 2024 11:23 AM (wcIbG)

120 Go to the bathroom. Look yourself in the mirror and kindly fuck your own face.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 04, 2024 11:20 AM (HsOwE)

I'd f*ck me.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:21 AM

This place....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 04, 2024 11:23 AM (+QlJh)

121 In fairness, they've accused Barron of being very tall and they may have a point.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Is a 6'9" 18 yr old tall?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices

It's Democrats. He'll be accused of being white and conservative.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 04, 2024 11:18 AM (VNX3d)

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The Boys From Brazil 2: Literally Hitler's Spawn Boogaloo.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Retribution Great Again! at December 04, 2024 11:23 AM (xUqHO)

122 It all started going way downhill when Biden killed Harambe.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 04, 2024 11:23 AM (A1k5O)

123 Go play a nice rousing game of Hide and Go F*ck Yourself.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:19 AM (Zz0t1)

The possibilities are endless...an entire day devoted to The Cranberries!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2024 11:23 AM (F8hJk)

124
"The louder they spoke of their honor, the faster we counted our spoons."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2024 11:23 AM (dxSpM)

125 Cronkite was one of “Murrow’s Boy’s” reporters.

They didn’t have to get on those aircraft. I don’t know how anybody did it frankly.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 04, 2024 11:24 AM (/gceP)

126 Go to the bathroom. Look yourself in the mirror and kindly fuck your own face.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 04, 2024 11:20 AM (HsOwE)

I'd f*ck me.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:21 AM (Zz0t1)

A certain topic of discussion at the MoMe After Dark Post-game comes to mind

Posted by: Doof at December 04, 2024 11:24 AM (jgdZo)

127 Right up there with Steely Dan.

If I never hear "Reelin' In The Years" again, it'll be too soon.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 04, 2024 11:23 AM

*jams ice pick into ear drums*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 04, 2024 11:24 AM (+QlJh)

128
This place....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 04, 2024 11:23 AM (+QlJh)

Geez I crack myself up.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:24 AM (Zz0t1)

129 It's all fun and games until someone mentions The Cranberries, 4 Non Blondes or Prometheus.
Posted by: Sponge

What about us? *kick dirt*
-- Nickelback

Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2024 11:24 AM (v6JzV)

130 Taking down Nixon was when the script shifted

N.b. “The pre-Waterrgate Era FBI was really bad, you guys! Now it is all Sweetness & Light!” narrative being played now.

Nixon won the largest electoral landslide evah. Gone within 2 years.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 04, 2024 11:21 AM (/gceP)
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Yeah, it was a mind-blower to start unpeeling that layer of the onion.

To know how far back DC Deep government goes back and who it took out first.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2024 11:24 AM (krQz2)

131 The possibilities are endless...an entire day devoted to The Cranberries!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2024 11:23 AM

Surely there's some appropriate art.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 04, 2024 11:24 AM (+QlJh)

132 UnitedHealthcare's CEO gunned down in apparent hit job during investors conference at NYC hotel 😬

Biden is really our Yeltsin, isn't he?

This sort of thing happened all the time when Yeltsin ran Russia - one of the sources of Putin's legitimacy was that he put a stop to that.

It's also explains why ordinary Russians view the idea of an imposed pro-Western Russian government with a certain amount of --- skepticism.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 04, 2024 11:25 AM (uxCna)

133 Saw a X post that said "The Biden crime family is the only crime family where everyone is Fredo."

I laughed.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 04, 2024 11:25 AM (17s+e)

134 You know those polls that show only 20% trust the media? I want to meet a member of this 20%. And then I want to sell them a beachfront condo in New Mexico.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 04, 2024 11:25 AM (SsUR/)

135 It's not Christmas until you hear Feliz Navidad on the muzak at the mall.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 04, 2024 11:25 AM (nbhjE)

136
I have incredibly indelible, personal memories tied to listening to Tom Petty on the open road. I will brook no besmirchment of his music. The Mary Jane music video will always be one of my top faves, with its Tim Burton vibes. By all accounts, he was actually a decent person too, no major scandals except drug use and going after artists like Sam Smith for copyright violations. Wish I could have heard him live.
Posted by: LizLem at December 04, 2024 11:23 AM (wcIbG)

You are more than welcome to your fond memories.

I still think he's overrated.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:25 AM (Zz0t1)

137 118 Right up there with Steely Dan.

If I never hear "Reelin' In The Years" again, it'll be too soon.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 04, 2024 11:23 AM (Q0kLU)

"Peg" is the most insipid virus of a song in human history.

Posted by: XTC at December 04, 2024 11:25 AM (UnA8+)

138 I don't believe I've ever heard the Cranberries. Are they tart and tasty?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 04, 2024 11:25 AM (z0QHk)

139 I blame Trump!

Rescuers scramble to find Pennsylvania grandma who may have been swallowed by sinkhole while searching for cat

https://is.gd/fGnXCO

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 04, 2024 11:25 AM (L/fGl)

140 103 I hate you........
Posted by: Sponge

Dayum. You get a first and still so much hostility. Guess being FIRST!!! all the time is not all that fulfilling.
Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2024 11:21 AM (v6JzV)

https://youtu.be/EefWJ8Z9tgE

Posted by: jim (in hospital in Kalifornia) at December 04, 2024 11:25 AM (SSBCb)

141
Hi, guys! Anything going on here?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2024 11:25 AM (dxSpM)

142 The love that I feel in this place......

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at December 04, 2024 11:26 AM (g8Ew8)

143 Great. A Tom Petty earworm. Kill me now.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 04, 2024 11:13 AM (Q0kLU)

Here's a funny...
I had a doctor appointment yesterday. Driving there listening to 80's radio station and heard Electric Avenue just before parking the car. So it was in my head for awhile. Doc comes into the exam room and I'm sitting there bopping to Electric Avenue. Doc sees me and starts bopping and says "what song is this?". I tell him and state my belief that it is the catchy-est song ever written about a riot. He agrees and we continue to bop to electric Avenue during my visit. Hubbymayhem saw same doc later in the afternoon and as he was leaving the room Doc started singing Electric Avenue. Said it had been stuck in his head every since he saw me. My doctor is GenX awesome!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 04, 2024 11:26 AM (4XwPj)

144 The possibilities are endless...an entire day devoted to The Cranberries!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2024 11:23 AM (F8hJk)

......on next week's episode of "To Kill a Blog."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:26 AM (Zz0t1)

145 It's not Christmas until you hear Feliz Navidad on the muzak at the mall.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 04, 2024 11:25 AM (nbhjE)

Mall?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2024 11:26 AM (aD39U)

146 >>No evidence has surfaced publicly to suggest any wrongdoing by Joe Biden.

"Ahem"
-- Laptop from Hell, bursting with evidence of wrongdoing

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2024 11:26 AM (u1uWe)

147 That United Healthcare CEO made a lot of enemies with his company's denial of insurance claims, apparently.

Gonna be a long suspect list.

Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2024 11:26 AM (v6JzV)

148 It's not Christmas until you hear Feliz Navidad on the muzak at the mall.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 04, 2024 11:25 AM (nbhjE)
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My store's Muzak has a cover version of "Feliz Navidad" that sounds as if the musicians are on 'Ludes.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 04, 2024 11:26 AM (z0QHk)

149
Being "First!" Is the Chinese Buffet of Dopamine Surges.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 04, 2024 11:27 AM (qdFC5)

150 >>It's not Christmas until you hear Feliz Navidad on the muzak at the mall.

. . . or you've heard the Mariah Carey classic 100+ times!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2024 11:27 AM (u1uWe)

151 Right up there with Steely Dan.

If I never hear "Reelin' In The Years" again, it'll be too soon.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 04, 2024 11:23 AM
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It's their uncontested most popular song, and one of my least favorite tracks.

I've been a long-time big Dan fan.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2024 11:27 AM (krQz2)

152 I saw The Cranberries open for 4 Non Blondes at Prometheusfest.

*~~runs~~ wobbles serpentine* *if i could still run*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2024 11:27 AM (Xo+UM)

153 "Peg" is the most insipid virus of a song in human history.
Posted by: XTC at December 04, 2024 11:25 AM (UnA8+)

Whatshername's Song by John Denver

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 04, 2024 11:27 AM (HsOwE)

154 What's up?

Posted by: Reforger at December 04, 2024 11:27 AM (xcIvR)

155 I don't believe I've ever heard the Cranberries. Are they tart and tasty?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 04, 2024 11:25 AM (z0QHk)

If you think licking Hunter Biden's shArt would be a good idea.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:28 AM (Zz0t1)

156 . . . or you've heard the Mariah Carey classic 100+ times!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2024 11:27 AM (u1uWe)
---
All I Want For Christmas is Jews.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2024 11:28 AM (krQz2)

157 Walk through the supermarket. Look around you at a restaurant. Gas up under the 16-pump canopy. See the others doing the same? Gaze at all the heads in front of you in a line for anything.

Half of them are of the same mind as those reporters.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 04, 2024 11:28 AM (KiBMU)

158 The possibilities are endless...an entire day devoted to The Cranberries!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2024 11:23 AM (F8hJk)

The Cranberries are the aural equivalent of a shrieking Muslim sharting himself.

Fight me.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 04, 2024 11:28 AM (Q0kLU)

159 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2024 11:27 AM (Xo+UM)

Godspeed, sir. Praying for you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:28 AM (Zz0t1)

160 >>That United Healthcare CEO made a lot of enemies with his company's denial of insurance claims, apparently.

Muldoon, what's the code for gunshot wound to the chest?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2024 11:28 AM (u1uWe)

161
♫ Fleas on the Dog
There's fleas on the dog ♫

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2024 11:28 AM (aD39U)

162 >>> "Feliz Navidad"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2024 11:20 AM (J2vNu)

That one is fine. It's the "mamacita, donde esta Santa Claus" song that gets in my ear and won't leave.

...oh, crap. Get it out!!!

Posted by: LizLem at December 04, 2024 11:28 AM (wcIbG)

163 Kate? Kathy?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 04, 2024 11:28 AM (HsOwE)

164 If you think licking Hunter Biden's shArt would be a good idea.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:28 AM (Zz0t1)
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Picturesque.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 04, 2024 11:28 AM (z0QHk)

165 146 >>No evidence has surfaced publicly to suggest any wrongdoing by Joe Biden.

"Ahem"
-- Laptop from Hell, bursting with evidence of wrongdoing
Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2024 11:26 AM (u1uWe)

========

Hunter admitting that he was bagman for Biden's influence peddling is not evidence!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 04, 2024 11:28 AM (GBKbO)

166 Nixon was a dope. He shoulda done dope instead of being one. "You burgled the DNC's unit at the Watergate hotel? GTFO. I don't need shit like this." But, nope, dopes gotta dope.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2024 11:29 AM (KAi1n)

167 It's their uncontested most popular song, and one of my least favorite tracks.

I've been a long-time big Dan fan.
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2024 11:27 AM (krQz2)

One listen to "The Caves of Altamira" can erase the overplayed stuff

Posted by: Doof at December 04, 2024 11:29 AM (jgdZo)

168 I have incredibly indelible, personal memories tied to listening to Tom Petty on the open road. I will brook no besmirchment of his music. The Mary Jane music video will always be one of my top faves, with its Tim Burton vibes. By all accounts, he was actually a decent person too, no major scandals except drug use and going after artists like Sam Smith for copyright violations. Wish I could have heard him live.

Posted by: LizLem at December 04, 2024 11:23 AM (wcIbG)

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"Last Chance With Mary Jane" was my favorite of his songs.

I highly recommend the Peter Bogdonovich documentary film "Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers -- Runnin' Down A Dream."

There's a great story told by Stevie Nicks on how she came up with the title "Edge of Seventeen."

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Retribution Great Again! at December 04, 2024 11:29 AM (FTvDY)

169 Jim!
How are you doing?

Posted by: jim (in hospital in Kalifornia) at December 04, 2024 11:29 AM (SSBCb)

170 The Cranberries are the aural equivalent of a shrieking Muslim sharting himself.

Fight me.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 04, 2024 11:28 AM (Q0kLU)

Not as bad as Sinead OConnor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 04, 2024 11:29 AM (HsOwE)

171 I've been a long-time big Dan fan.
Posted by: Axeman

I'm a bookkeeper's son.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2024 11:29 AM (KAi1n)

172
A certain topic of discussion at the MoMe After Dark Post-game comes to mind
Posted by: Doof at December 04, 2024 11:24 AM (jgdZo)

"They could've used another cup......"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:29 AM (Zz0t1)

173 That one is fine. It's the "mamacita, donde esta Santa Claus" song that gets in my ear and won't leave.

...oh, crap. Get it out!!!
Posted by: LizLem at December 04, 2024 11:28 AM (wcIbG)

Best way to get rid of an earworm: sing the theme song to Gilligan's Island out loud. Works every time.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at December 04, 2024 11:30 AM (k9OZB)

174 Whatshername's Song by John Denver
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Annie's Song. I'm kinda ashamed I know the title. Dad was a huge John Denver fan.

Personally, I can't stand Sunshine on My Shoulders.

Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2024 11:30 AM (v6JzV)

175 ♫ Fleas on the Dog
There's fleas on the dog ♫
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2024 11:28 AM (aD39U)

Police stole my car.

Posted by: Doof at December 04, 2024 11:30 AM (jgdZo)

176 The possibilities are endless...an entire day devoted to The Cranberries!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2024 11:23 AM

Surely there's some appropriate art.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 04, 2024 11:24 AM (+QlJh)

https://is.gd/hPjRC0

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 04, 2024 11:30 AM (ExV1e)

177 "They could've used another cup......"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:29 AM (Zz0t1)

Dammit dude - I'm getting ready to head out to lunch!

Posted by: Doof at December 04, 2024 11:30 AM (jgdZo)

178 81
‘ Rosie O’Donnell’s Daughter Chelsea Arrested Again’

I have no idea how that child ended up screwed up.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 04, 2024 11:31 AM (jbnUc)

179 Biden thought with Trump’s cabinet pics, "ceasefire" in the middle east among other things this would be a 2 day story after the Sunday talk shows.

However, it burned several democrats and MSM persons ( BIRM). And it cut the legs out of the "were better than you and follow the law " argument of the Ds.

This is nothing. He will pardon his brother and will start a fire on the D side before he leaves after being forced out.

Instead of a presidential library, he'll be lucky to get a roaming conference room at a Holiday Inn Express. He's hosed and he knows it. And he will leave with no friends and Jill will have even less.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 04, 2024 11:31 AM (FxH7T)

180 It's the "mamacita, donde esta Santa Claus" song that gets in my ear and won't leave.

Now I've got the version by Guster running in my head.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 04, 2024 11:31 AM (Q0kLU)

181
♫ All around my hat I will wear the green willow
All around my hat for a twelve-month and a day
And if anyone should ask me the reason why I'm wearing it
It's all for my true love who's far, far away ♫

Posted by: Steeleye Span at December 04, 2024 11:31 AM (aD39U)

182
Dammit dude - I'm getting ready to head out to lunch!
Posted by: Doof at December 04, 2024 11:30 AM (jgdZo)

Lunch hasn't been declared yet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:32 AM (Zz0t1)

183 Nixon was a dope. He shoulda done dope instead of being one. "You burgled the DNC's unit at the Watergate hotel? GTFO. I don't need shit like this." But, nope, dopes gotta dope.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2024 11:29 AM (KAi1n)

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Especially given the fact that he was crushing McGovern in the polls and would in the '72 election.

Idiot ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Retribution Great Again! at December 04, 2024 11:32 AM (FTvDY)

184 “Rumble” I think it was, an instrumental was banned by some radio stations in the early 1960s, as liable to incite a riot or gang activity.

“Electric Avenue” would have probably suffered the same, no? Wha happen?

Posted by: Common Tater at December 04, 2024 11:32 AM (/gceP)

185 Dan Hicks and The Hot Licks

Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2024 11:32 AM (gGMRM)

186 AOC’s Constituents Say She’s MIA

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She's also DUMB.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 04, 2024 11:32 AM (L/fGl)

187 Riiiinnnngg myyy belllll...lllll ring my bell..

MoFos

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 04, 2024 11:32 AM (17s+e)

188 I saw The Cranberries open for 4 Non Blondes at Prometheusfest.

*~~runs~~ wobbles serpentine* *if i could still run*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2024 11:27 AM

Cruelty Level: Chuy

Well played, sir.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 04, 2024 11:32 AM (+QlJh)

189 This is nothing. He will pardon his brother and will start a fire on the D side before he leaves after being forced out.

Wait until he pardons DOCTOR Jill.

She signed all the tax returns, after all.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 04, 2024 11:32 AM (uxCna)

190 AOC’s Constituents Say She’s MIA

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She's also DUMB.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 04, 2024 11:32 AM (L/fGl)

And on the Dem shortlist for Pres in '28.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:32 AM (Zz0t1)

191 Annie's Song. I'm kinda ashamed I know the title. Dad was a huge John Denver fan.

Personally, I can't stand Sunshine on My Shoulders.
Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2024 11:30 AM (v6JzV)
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Well, life on the farm was never very fun
I had to get up with the rising sun
And then there was all that work to get done--
Thank God I'm a millionaire!

Well I got me a poodle and I got me a fiddle
But I can''t play the fiddle 'cause I'm fat around the middle
So now I let the poodle go piddle on the fiddle--
Thank God I'm a millionaire!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 04, 2024 11:33 AM (z0QHk)

192 It's their uncontested most popular song, and one of my least favorite tracks.

I've been a long-time big Dan fan.
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2024 11:27 AM (krQz2)

One listen to "The Caves of Altamira" can erase the overplayed stuff
Posted by: Doof at December 04, 2024 11:29 AM (jgdZo)
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*fist bump*

Or Dr. Wu
Or Aja
Or Home at Last
Or Here at the Western World
Or Show Biz Kids
Or Babylon Sisters
...

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2024 11:33 AM (krQz2)

193 That United Healthcare CEO made a lot of enemies with his company's denial of insurance claims, apparently.

Muldoon, what's the code for gunshot wound to the chest?
Posted by: Lizzy

10392 You're Screwed.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 04, 2024 11:33 AM (nbhjE)

194 The Cranberries are the aural equivalent of a shrieking Muslim sharting himself.
Fight me.
Posted by: Mary Poppins

Diamanda Galas

Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2024 11:33 AM (KAi1n)

195 "Trump also issued a flurry of pardons -- 74, to be exact -- in the final hours of his first term, with recipients including his former chief strategist Steve Bannon"

But Bannon still went to jail.

Posted by: fd at December 04, 2024 11:22 AM

bannon went to jail because he was stupid. All he had to do was go sit in front of congress and claim "I don't recall" 86 times like hillary did and he would not have been chaged, convicted and sentenced to jail time for contempt of congress.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 04, 2024 11:33 AM (Rcnd3)

196
MILO
@Nero
Flying to the gayest, dreariest and most thoroughly sad and revolting state in the union—Texas

Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 04, 2024 11:33 AM (TGPs7)

197 Derp, you don’t get it.

It was an inside job. Nixon was set up. He was by far the highest IQ president in a long time.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 04, 2024 11:33 AM (/gceP)

198 "Doctor" Scott Gottlieb is back? He's a slimy venal worm with got more blood on his hands than Pol Pot. He cannot depart this Earth soon enough.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 04, 2024 11:33 AM (iFTx/)

199 Especially given the fact that he was crushing McGovern in the polls and would in the '72 election.

The point of Watergate was to make sure that McGovern was the Democratic candidate, and not someone more electable.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 04, 2024 11:33 AM (uxCna)

200 If Barron Trump is 6'9" then he has to bulk up and definitely go into politics,

The comparison between him and whatever soy-based humanoid the Democrats run at the debates would be hilarious.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 04, 2024 11:34 AM (jhF5n)

201 5 It's not Christmas until you hear Feliz Navidad on the muzak at the mall.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 04, 2024

***
Thre's an even older instrumental by Bert Kaempfert that was a kind of Christmas Is Here signal for me in junior high:

https://tinyurl.com/42ffsm5x

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2024 11:34 AM (J2vNu)

202 179 However, it burned several democrats and MSM persons ( BIRM). And it cut the legs out of the "were better than you and follow the law " argument of the Ds.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 04, 2024 11:31 AM (FxH7T)

========

Counter:

There are hosts of examples every week of Democrats not actually being the party of "law and order" and "democracy".

This one is unique because the media went whole hog on defending him, but that's really not it. They defend shit they turn around on instantly all the time.

This has legs because the Democrat Party is in civil war right now. One faction is taking this as opportunity to attack the top of the party, bringing it down, and trying to get itself in charge.

Remember when the media acted like it was actually kind of non-partisan for about 6 weeks in early summer? It was entirely because they were finally doing the bare minimum of holding Biden to account for his failures because an internal faction had decided to replace him on the ticket without a vote. This is the same thing, but without an election to look forward to.

This could go on for a while.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 04, 2024 11:34 AM (GBKbO)

203 jim in KA. They letcha outta the hospital, yet?

Geez... I hope you weren't waiting on claims approval from United? /s

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2024 11:34 AM (Xo+UM)

204
bannon went to jail because he was stupid. All he had to do was go sit in front of congress and claim "I don't recall" 86 times like hillary did and he would not have been chaged, convicted and sentenced to jail time for contempt of congress.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 04, 2024 11:33 AM (Rcnd3)

And yet, Hunter was allowed to ignore the subpoena altogether and nothing happened.

But there's just one legal system for everyone in America.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:34 AM (Zz0t1)

205 The Cranberries are the aural equivalent of a shrieking Muslim sharting himself.

Fight me.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 04, 2024 11:28 AM (Q0kLU)

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In your head.
In your head.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2024 11:34 AM (krQz2)

206 And on the Dem shortbus~~list~~ for Pres in '28.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:32 AM

FIFY.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 04, 2024 11:35 AM (+QlJh)

207 >>>>No evidence has surfaced publicly to suggest any wrongdoing by Joe Biden.

It always amazes me how the DC press can pretend that Peter Schwizer and his team of forensic accountants don't exist, detailing ALL of the DC corruption.

I mean, Biden is featured on the cover of FOUR of his books: "Blood Money," "Red Handed," "Profiles in Corruption," and "Secret Empires."

FFS, it takes real work to remain oblivious to Biden's corruption.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2024 11:35 AM (u1uWe)

208 #118 I'd actually argue that Steely Dan remains *underrated* in the music world. They managed to make *jazz* chordings/voicings acceptable to the masses by laying down pop vocals over the instrumentation. That's talent, in spades.

Posted by: Crusader at December 04, 2024 11:35 AM (TN0g+)

209 Suggestions on what we should rename Canada after Trump takes it over.

https://is.gd/KanXGX

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 04, 2024 11:35 AM (L/fGl)

210 196
MILO
@Nero
Flying to the gayest, dreariest and most thoroughly sad and revolting state in the union—Texas
Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 04, 2024 11:33 AM (TGPs7)

========

If you want to rag on Milo, you just need to find his very recent tweets about how monarchies are the only moral system of government and how the divine right of kings is completely valid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 04, 2024 11:35 AM (GBKbO)

211
Next up: whispers among DNC insiders and the media that Biden is gaga and has been for a long time.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2024 11:35 AM (dxSpM)

212 If Barron Trump is 6'9" then he has to bulk up and definitely go into politics,

The comparison between him and whatever soy-based humanoid the Democrats run at the debates would be hilarious.

Posted by: naturalfake

Supposedly, he's on the spectrum.

And no more political dynasties.

Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2024 11:35 AM (v6JzV)

213 Right up there with Steely Dan.

If I never hear "Reelin' In The Years" again, it'll be too soon.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 04, 2024 11:23 AM
==
My most unfavorite Steely Dan song. As to them being over-rated, I'd say they sold a lot of music, and the bass lines are pretty tough, so I'd kind of be interested in what is the measurement by which they are over-rated.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 04, 2024 11:35 AM (GZYu7)

214 The most galling argument the media is using to support Hunter is that his tax violations occurred because he was on drugs. It's not fair to relentlessly pursue these charges, the poor baby didn't known what he was doing! Drugged up boys will be boys, and deserve a second chance.

It's utterly despicable. NO. You hired two million extra IRS agents using MY tax dollars to go after grannies trying to make a little extra money while pulling SS benefits, or the Etsy owner who got paid via Venmo and didn't report it, or the small business owner who filed incorrectly and is now screwed with a huge fine. Regular drug users don't get a passes on their taxes if they failed to file. Your stupid elitist son shouldn't get a pass.

(New ear worm for the comments... I failed to file my taxes, because I got high...)

Posted by: LizLem at December 04, 2024 11:36 AM (wcIbG)

215 Speaking of Hunter.

Isn't it strange that the pardon sounds a lot like the sweetheart immunity they were trying to give Hunter through the "plea-bargain" deal?

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2024 11:36 AM (krQz2)

216 Is a 6'9" 18 yr old tall?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices

My 18 yr old girl (will be 19 on January1) is 4'10".

She is almost a foot shorter than me and Barron Trump is a foot taller than I am.
Yes, he is tall.
My son is 6'4" and makes me feel short.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 04, 2024 11:36 AM (4XwPj)

217 207
It always amazes me how the DC press can pretend that Peter Schwizer and his team of forensic accountants don't exist, detailing ALL of the DC corruption.

I mean, Biden is featured on the cover of FOUR of his books: "Blood Money," "Red Handed," "Profiles in Corruption," and "Secret Empires."

FFS, it takes real work to remain oblivious to Biden's corruption.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2024 11:35 AM (u1uWe)

========

It's a common human trait:

"I haven't heard of it, so it doesn't exist."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 04, 2024 11:36 AM (GBKbO)

218 Wait… Nixon was on dope in 72? I’ve never heard or read this; what drug in particular? I have my doubts… he was a drunkard in Oliver Stone’s fever dream…. Also a Quaker IIRC

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 04, 2024 11:36 AM (5MZNC)

219 Peter Schweizer (correct spelling).

All four of those books are currently free on KindleUnlimited, btw.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2024 11:36 AM (u1uWe)

220 FIFY.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 04, 2024 11:35 AM (+QlJh)

An acceptable edit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:36 AM (Zz0t1)

221 It was an inside job. Nixon was set up. He was by far the highest IQ president in a long time.
Posted by: Common Tater

So smart he couldn't see the trap he was in. Inside job. Set up. He didn't have to cooperate. But he did.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2024 11:37 AM (KAi1n)

222 No evidence has surfaced publicly to suggest any wrongdoing by Joe Biden.

-
It was the Immaculate Inauguration.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 04, 2024 11:37 AM (L/fGl)

223 No Dudes in skirts golfing in the LPGA, they declared.

Keeping it safe for the Lesbians.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 04, 2024 11:37 AM (TGPs7)

224 Remember when the media acted like it was actually kind of non-partisan for about 6 weeks in early summer?
==

I have never remembered when the media was even pretending to be non-partisan or non biased. Never.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 04, 2024 11:37 AM (17s+e)

225 Also a Quaker IIRC
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 04, 2024 11:36 AM (5MZNC)

A Fighting Quaker, having signed up in WWII.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2024 11:37 AM (aD39U)

226 118
‘ If I never hear "Reelin' In The Years" again, it'll be too soon.’
Are you gathering up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 04, 2024 11:37 AM (jbnUc)

227 I still don't know why the pardon only goes back to Jan 1, 2014. I'm sure corporations and foreign countries were already using Hunter as the bagman to bribe Joe during the first 5 years he was the VP.

Is this leverage to keep Hunter's mouth shut? or is there a statute of limitations loophole for the earlier crimes?

Posted by: PaleRider at December 04, 2024 11:37 AM (UKUm3)

228 223 No Dudes in skirts golfing in the LPGA, they declared.

Keeping it safe for the Lesbians.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 04, 2024 11:37 AM (TGPs7)

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"There is no difference between men and women. Also, average men in skirts can hit a drive 50 yards further than elite ladies."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 04, 2024 11:38 AM (GBKbO)

229 224 Remember when the media acted like it was actually kind of non-partisan for about 6 weeks in early summer?
==

I have never remembered when the media was even pretending to be non-partisan or non biased. Never.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 04, 2024 11:37 AM (17s+e)

=======

It manifested in the press suddenly being very open about how Biden was incompetent and a bad candidate.

It was really weird, but it definitely happened.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 04, 2024 11:38 AM (GBKbO)

230 Suggestions on what we should rename Canada after Trump takes it over.

https://is.gd/KanXGX
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 04, 2024 11:35 AM (L/fGl)

Schlonged.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:38 AM (Zz0t1)

231 "Wait… Nixon was on dope in 72?"

No, he was a dope, not on dope. But if he had been on dope (pot), he would have had the kind of paranoia that says "Shit, I'm being set up. Fuck those burglars. Haldeman, get me a 2nd story man."

Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2024 11:38 AM (KAi1n)

232 HEGSETH: I spoke to the president-elect this morning. He said, "Keep going, keep fighting. I’m behind you all the way."

Keep fighting and drawing them out until Trump drops DeSantis on their heads.

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2024 11:38 AM (RwzGD)

233 I think Joey Shitbrains pardoning this junkie was part of a large scheme to burn the Democrap party down. Joey and especially his fake-doctor fishnet wife will never forgive the party for knifing them in the back. They want vengeance.

They started by sabotaging the election by installing the hated Kumswala. Then they shot her campaign in the cunt. They were positively giddy with delight when she got crushed.

They want more. They want the whole thing burned down so the entire Democrap party pays for their betrayal.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 04, 2024 11:39 AM (iFTx/)

234
It's utterly despicable. NO. You hired two million extra IRS agents using MY tax dollars to go after grannies trying to make a little extra money while pulling SS benefits, or the Etsy owner who got paid via Venmo and didn't report it, or the small business owner who filed incorrectly and is now screwed with a huge fine. Regular drug users don't get a passes on their taxes if they failed to file. Your stupid elitist son shouldn't get a pass.

-

Retired yard sale goers selling things they find on ebay and now having to file taxes if they cross $600 / year, and that $600 total includes shipping charges.

FWIW, hobby related income was $20K under Trump.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - leftists, remember Trump would be out soon if you hadn't stolen 2020 at December 04, 2024 11:39 AM (p2Giq)

235 No Dudes in skirts golfing in the LPGA, they declared.

Keeping it safe for the Lesbians.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 04, 2024 11:37 AM (TGPs7)

The LPGA is NOT the WNBA.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:39 AM (Zz0t1)

236 Suggestions on what we should rename Canada after Trump takes it over.

https://is.gd/KanXGX
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 04, 2024 11:35 AM

I LOL'd.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 04, 2024 11:39 AM (+QlJh)

237 233 I think Joey Shitbrains pardoning this junkie was part of a large scheme to burn the Democrap party down. Joey and especially his fake-doctor fishnet wife will never forgive the party for knifing them in the back. They want vengeance.

They started by sabotaging the election by installing the hated Kumswala. Then they shot her campaign in the cunt. They were positively giddy with delight when she got crushed.

They want more. They want the whole thing burned down so the entire Democrap party pays for their betrayal.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 04, 2024 11:39 AM (iFTx/)

======

I really want this to be true.

If they really wanted to fuck shit up, though, they could totally secure documentation of Obama's criminal acts and leave them in a banker's box in the Oval Office in about 46 days.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 04, 2024 11:40 AM (GBKbO)

238 Speaking of Hunter.

Isn't it strange that the pardon sounds a lot like the sweetheart immunity they were trying to give Hunter through the "plea-bargain" deal?

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2024 11:36 AM (krQz2)

----------------

Ace pointed out in a post yesterday:

The explanation he [F. Joe] gave for Hunter's pardon tracked exactly with the claims Hunter's lawyer Abbie Lowell has been making for a year -- that the unprecedented plea deal rejected by a judge for containing a secret absolution for all crimes Hunter committed, not just those he was being charged for, was a perfectly routine and reasonable one and should be "honored," and was only repudiated because "partisans" got to the judge and pressured DOJ officials.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Retribution Great Again! at December 04, 2024 11:40 AM (6BG/Q)

239 >>It's a common human trait:

"I haven't heard of it, so it doesn't exist."

You forgot the part where they stick their fingers in their ears, clench their eyes shut and scream "LALALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!" in order to 'not hear of' Peter Schweizer.

We went through the entire 2016 election without one reference to his "Clinton Cash" revelation in the MSM, while Trump had hired the guy as a campaign consultant and was retelling bits of it at every rally. Breitbart even stramed the movie version for free.

But DC? Deaf, dumb, and blind.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2024 11:40 AM (u1uWe)

240 99 Please. Go play a nice rousing game of Hide and Go F*ck Yourself.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:19 AM (Zz0t1)

Go to the bathroom. Look yourself in the mirror and kindly fuck your own face.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 04, 2024 11:20 AM (HsOwE)

Gentlemen...please...there are ladies present....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 04, 2024 11:40 AM (QGaXH)

241 My most unfavorite Steely Dan song. As to them being over-rated, I'd say they sold a lot of music, and the bass lines are pretty tough, so I'd kind of be interested in what is the measurement by which they are over-rated.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 04, 2024 11:35 AM (GZYu7)
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They are the only rock/pop group that are solidly respected by jazz musicians and have a number of admirers deep in their ranks.

That's not "over-rated".

Peg is. Reeling In the Years is. My Old School is.

And they are 3 of my least-awaited tracks on a rotation of Dan songs.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2024 11:40 AM (krQz2)

242
A Fighting Quaker, having signed up in WWII.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2024 11:37 AM (aD39U)

_________

I understand he was some supply officer in the backwaters. Financed his congressional run with his poker winnings. But how many serving in the Pacific heard enemy gunfire? Damn few, I reckon.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2024 11:40 AM (dxSpM)

243
It manifested in the press suddenly being very open about how Biden was incompetent and a bad candidate.

It was really weird, but it definitely happened.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher

-

The craziest part to me was the similarity to 9-11.

They had to pretend we were all humans and they didn't want us rounded up and murdered for about two weeks.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - leftists, remember Trump would be out soon if you hadn't stolen 2020 at December 04, 2024 11:40 AM (p2Giq)

244 I dunno SF, there was something very queer about the entire thing is all.

And the fibbies were up to their neck in it. No?

Posted by: Common Tater at December 04, 2024 11:41 AM (/gceP)

245 It always amazes me how the DC press can pretend that Peter Schwizer and his team of forensic accountants don't exist, detailing ALL of the DC corruption.

-
Tater is worried about media cover ups.

Brian Stelter@brianstelter
What's a media outlet supposed to do when its longtime host is picked to run the Pentagon, and then a series of eyebrow-raising news stories trigger doubts about his appointment? If you're Fox News, evidently, you just pretend the stories don't exist >>>

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 04, 2024 11:41 AM (L/fGl)

246 Where's Jill? I need a new diaper.

Posted by: Stinky Joe at December 04, 2024 11:41 AM (DobEs)

247 No, he was a dope, not on dope. But if he had been on dope (pot), he would have had the kind of paranoia that says "Shit, I'm being set up. Fuck those burglars. Haldeman, get me a 2nd story man."
Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2024 11:38 AM (KAi1n)

Ah… got it. Thank you

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 04, 2024 11:41 AM (ZtAny)

248 Great post, Joe!

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2024 11:41 AM (1m82a)

249 >>> I'd f*ck me.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:21 AM (Zz0t1)

I rewatched that movie this year. Clarice makes it very clear in her analysis of Buffalo Bill that he is NOT trans, he's just straight up a violent psychopath that has latched on to this fetish as a way to commit violence. Yet the trans community is doing everything they can to burn that film to the ground. (Same with Ace Ventura and Mrs. Doubtfire.)

Posted by: LizLem at December 04, 2024 11:41 AM (wcIbG)

250 The LPGA is NOT the WNBA.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:39 AM (Zz0t1)

Charley Hull and Nelly Korda, hubba hubba

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 04, 2024 11:41 AM (CIS44)

251 243 The craziest part to me was the similarity to 9-11.

They had to pretend we were all humans and they didn't want us rounded up and murdered for about two weeks.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - leftists, remember Trump would be out soon if you hadn't stolen 2020 at December 04, 2024 11:40 AM (p2Giq)

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There was also a 48 hour period after the first Trump assassination attempt when the press was really unsure about if they should call Trump Hitler anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 04, 2024 11:41 AM (GBKbO)

252 Suggestions on what we should rename Canada after Trump takes it over.
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Can'tada.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2024 11:42 AM (krQz2)

253 ‘ If I never hear "Reelin' In The Years" again, it'll be too soon.’
Are you gathering up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 04, 2024

***
She's been telling me she's a genius since she was seventeen. And in all the time I've known her? Still don't know what she means.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2024 11:42 AM (J2vNu)

254 In your head.
In your head.
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2024 11:34 AM (krQz2)

OK, that's it. Imma cut a bitch.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 04, 2024 11:42 AM (Q0kLU)

255 Suggestions on what we should rename Canada after Trump takes it over.

https://is.gd/KanXGX
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Ha. 'Snow Mexico' is a good one.

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2024 11:42 AM (Nf1pZ)

256 If you're a Steely Dan fan, check out Kent Nishimura on YouTube. His guitar covers are amazing. He's done Hey Nineteen and Deacon Blues, and maybe others.

Posted by: PabloD at December 04, 2024 11:42 AM (FwJuk)

257 I rewatched that movie this year. Clarice makes it very clear in her analysis of Buffalo Bill that he is NOT trans, he's just straight up a violent psychopath that has latched on to this fetish as a way to commit violence. Yet the trans community is doing everything they can to burn that film to the ground. (Same with Ace Ventura and Mrs. Doubtfire.)
Posted by: LizLem at December 04, 2024 11:41 AM (wcIbG)

He was based on Ed Gein, Ed Gein was not a tranny.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 04, 2024 11:42 AM (CIS44)

258 You throw out your gold teeth, do you see how they roll?

Posted by: pawn, RIP Vic at December 04, 2024 11:42 AM (QB+5g)

259
And I thought I was the only human who still listened to Steeleye Span.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 04, 2024 11:42 AM (zpoIl)

260 I really want this to be true.

If they really wanted to fuck shit up, though, they could totally secure documentation of Obama's criminal acts and leave them in a banker's box in the Oval Office in about 46 days.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 04, 2024 11:40 AM (GBKbO)

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Make WikiLeaks Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Retribution Great Again! at December 04, 2024 11:42 AM (6BG/Q)

261
A nasty, contentious, drunk / drug / people abusing whore came within a few hundred thousand fake ballots of being elected Preeznit last month.

I'd like to think the MSM is cooked, but you gotta hand them points for the Trump hate they can still rile up.

Posted by: Auspex at December 04, 2024 11:42 AM (j4U/Z)

262 Tater is worried about media cover ups.

Brian Stelter@brianstelter
What's a media outlet supposed to do when its longtime host is picked to run the Pentagon, and then a series of eyebrow-raising news stories trigger doubts about his appointment? If you're Fox News, evidently, you just pretend the stories don't exist

You are a liar. A serial liar. You lie. Nothing you say is anywhere near the truth.

GFY.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:42 AM (Zz0t1)

263 "Remember when the media acted like it was actually kind of non-partisan for about 6 weeks in early summer? It was entirely because they were finally doing the bare minimum of holding Biden to account for his failures because an internal faction had decided to replace him on the ticket without a vote. This is the same thing, but without an election to look forward to.

This could go on for a while.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison"

If it goes on too long the MSM could become seriously disoriented without firm direction from the Party. They may even wander off and get lost, like Biden.

Posted by: Ripley at December 04, 2024 11:43 AM (GUOwU)

264 I am told it is hard to plead the fifth when you have been pardoned for any and all crimes. I wonder what that will cause to happen in the future.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2024 11:43 AM (D7oie)

265 203 jim in KA. They letcha outta the hospital, yet?

Geez... I hope you weren't waiting on claims approval from United? /s

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2024 11:34 AM (Xo+UM)

They're just waiting to put a PICC line so I can have the good antibiotic and antifungal at home. If this doesn't work, it'll be resection and colostomy bag time. Being immunocompromised while coming in for sepsis 2x hasn't given then a whole lot of confidence.

Posted by: jim (in hospital in Kalifornia) at December 04, 2024 11:43 AM (SSBCb)

266 >>>It's like sandblasting a soup cracker.

LOL

Posted by: m at December 04, 2024 11:43 AM (VnUSN)

267 >>> 139 I blame Trump!
Rescuers scramble to find Pennsylvania grandma who may have been swallowed by sinkhole while searching for cat

He's going after cat ladies already! Taylor Swift hardest hit!

Posted by: The media, probably at December 04, 2024 11:43 AM (wcIbG)

268 > I think Joey Shitbrains pardoning this junkie was part of a large scheme to burn the Democrap party down.
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If *biden's remotely lucid, yea... he's going medieval on them as he exits, stage left. I bet Pelosi and Obama both got surprises waiting in the wings as they're primarily responsible for pushing him aside for Kamala.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 04, 2024 11:43 AM (Q4IgG)

269 It's the "mamacita, donde esta Santa Claus" song that gets in my ear and won't leave.

Or that other Hispanic Christmas Classic:

La abuela fue atropellada por un reno

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 04, 2024 11:43 AM (nbhjE)

270 But DC? Deaf, dumb, and blind.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2024 11:40 AM (u1uWe)

Uh oh, new ear worm.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at December 04, 2024 11:43 AM (eb5mD)

271 My favorite Steely Dan album, hard to pick, but I would go with Pretzel Logic.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 04, 2024 11:44 AM (17s+e)

272 I’m still convinced Biden would’ve done better than Kamala if they hadn’t ousted him. He would’ve lost but done better than the cackler who was thoroughly unlikable

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 04, 2024 11:44 AM (ZtAny)

273 214 (New ear worm for the comments... I failed to file my taxes, because I got high...)
Posted by: LizLem at December 04, 2024 11:36 AM (wcIbG)

Wasn't there a parody song that went something like 'I got high..and missed it...'?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 04, 2024 11:44 AM (QGaXH)

274 I think Joey Shitbrains pardoning this junkie was part of a large scheme to burn the Democrap party down. Joey and especially his fake-doctor fishnet wife will never forgive the party for knifing them in the back. They want vengeance.

If Kamala had won, Biden would still pardon Hunter. If Biden had stayed in the race, regardless of winning or losing, he would have pardoned Hunter. It was going to happen regardless, because he's a corrupt old man who is used to abusing power for personal and family gain.

Sure, he's bitter about the way he was treated and now enjoys hurting the Dem Establishment, too, but that was never the prime motovator...it's just ~~icing on the cake~~ sprinkles on the ice cream now.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 04, 2024 11:44 AM (JCZqz)

275 Charley Hull and Nelly Korda, hubba hubba
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 04, 2024 11:41 AM (CIS44)

Charley Hull is rapidly becoming the John Daly of the LPGA with her smoking cigs on the course. I'm just waiting for her to break out the Al Czervik keger bag.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:44 AM (Zz0t1)

276 Peg is. Reeling In the Years is. My Old School is.

And they are 3 of my least-awaited tracks on a rotation of Dan songs.
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2024

***
I had to look up the lyrics to remind myself which song "Peg" is -- the one about "smile for the camera" and "It's your favorite foreign movie." That's all I know about it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2024 11:44 AM (J2vNu)

277 Suggestions on what we should rename Canada after Trump takes it over.
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Can'tada.
Posted by: Axeman

East Alaska

Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2024 11:45 AM (KAi1n)

278 210 If you want to rag on Milo, you just need to find his very recent tweets about how monarchies are the only moral system of government and how the divine right of kings is completely valid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 04, 2024 11:35 AM (GBKbO)

So he's been reading Yarvin and Evola, eh?

Posted by: XTC at December 04, 2024 11:45 AM (UnA8+)

279 277 Suggestions on what we should rename Canada after Trump takes it over.
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Can'tada.
Posted by: Axeman

East Alaska
Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2024 11:45 AM (KAi1n)

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Northern Detroit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 04, 2024 11:45 AM (GBKbO)

280 173
‘ sing the theme song to Gilligan's Island out loud’

Goddamnit. Now I’ve got the Gilligan’s Island theme stuck in my head.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 04, 2024 11:45 AM (jbnUc)

281 210 196
MILO
@Nero
Flying to the gayest, dreariest and most thoroughly sad and revolting state in the union—Texas
Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 04, 2024 11:33 AM (TGPs7)

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If you want to rag on Milo, you just need to find his very recent tweets about how monarchies are the only moral system of government and how the divine right of kings is completely valid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 04, 2024 11:35 AM (GBKbO)

Well, you could always get a sword from some watery tart.

Posted by: jim (in hospital in Kalifornia) at December 04, 2024 11:45 AM (SSBCb)

282 They're just waiting to put a PICC line so I can have the good antibiotic and antifungal at home. If this doesn't work, it'll be resection and colostomy bag time. Being immunocompromised while coming in for sepsis 2x hasn't given then a whole lot of confidence.
Posted by: jim (in hospital in Kalifornia) at December 04, 2024 11:43 AM (SSBCb)

Woof.

Prayers, man. Lots of them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:45 AM (Zz0t1)

283 MP4, you gotta like this Steely Dan song:

https://youtu.be/Hvz0TOm0zgI

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 04, 2024 11:46 AM (PiwSw)

284 Speaking of the Cranberries...

Their most popular song is used to good effect in the excellent Hong Kong flick "Chungking Express ".

Also , "California Dreamin "

Check it out.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 04, 2024 11:46 AM (zpoIl)

285
Suggestions on what we should rename Canada after Trump takes it over.

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I don't want anything to do with Canada. Take them over and you get the Quebecquois. Signs in Laredo and Nogales will have to include French. Piss on that noise.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2024 11:46 AM (dxSpM)

286 272 I’m still convinced Biden would’ve done better than Kamala if they hadn’t ousted him. He would’ve lost but done better than the cackler who was thoroughly unlikable
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 04, 2024 11:44 AM (ZtAny)

Possibly. It would have been very difficult for Biden to work his way back after his disastrous debate performance.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 04, 2024 11:46 AM (N39Ws)

287 281 Well, you could always get a sword from some watery tart.
Posted by: jim (in hospital in Kalifornia) at December 04, 2024 11:45 AM (SSBCb)

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Sounds like a wonderful basis for a system of government. Better than some sort of anarcho-syndicalist commune.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 04, 2024 11:46 AM (GBKbO)

288 My favorite Steely Dan album, hard to pick, but I would go with Pretzel Logic.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 04, 2024 11:44 AM (17s+e)
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That's got a lot of good songs. Like Pretzel Logic, itself.

I can see by what you carry that you come from Barrytown.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2024 11:46 AM (krQz2)

289 This guy is cruising for a bruising.

NYC Mayor Eric Adams Strongly Defends Daniel Penny, Blasts Media.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 04, 2024 11:46 AM (L/fGl)

290 249 I rewatched that movie this year. Clarice makes it very clear in her analysis of Buffalo Bill that he is NOT trans, he's just straight up a violent psychopath that has latched on to this fetish as a way to commit violence. Yet the trans community is doing everything they can to burn that film to the ground. (Same with Ace Ventura and Mrs. Doubtfire.)
Posted by: LizLem at December 04, 2024 11:41 AM (wcIbG)

And yet not a word about Crocodile Dundee or Escape from LA.

Posted by: XTC at December 04, 2024 11:47 AM (UnA8+)

291 I think Joey Shitbrains pardoning this junkie was part of a large scheme to burn the Democrap party down. Joey and especially his fake-doctor fishnet wife will never forgive the party for knifing them in the back. They want vengeance.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 04, 2024 11:39 AM (iFTx/)

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I really want this to be true.

If they really wanted to fuck shit up, though, they could totally secure documentation of Obama's criminal acts and leave them in a banker's box in the Oval Office in about 46 days.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 04, 2024 11:40 AM (GBKbO)
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I think we'll see a lot of crazy destructive stuff coming out of the WH while the Bidens are still there. They have absolutely nothing to lose by destroying what they can.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 04, 2024 11:47 AM (iFTx/)

292
If it goes on too long the MSM could become seriously disoriented without firm direction from the Party.

_________

"Landru, guide us!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2024 11:47 AM (dxSpM)

293 Charley Hull is rapidly becoming the John Daly of the LPGA with her smoking cigs on the course. I'm just waiting for her to break out the Al Czervik keger bag.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:44 AM (Zz0t1)

I watched Fuzzy Zoeller suck down a Kool on the teebox at the Masters in whatever year it was that Nicklaus won for the last time.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2024 11:47 AM (aD39U)

294 Northern Detroit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 04, 2024 11:45 AM (GBKbO)

South Detroit. Make the journey song accurate.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 04, 2024 11:47 AM (CIS44)

295 This guy is cruising for a bruising.

NYC Mayor Eric Adams Strongly Defends Daniel Penny, Blasts Media.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 04, 2024 11:46 AM (L/fGl)

And he said he’d assist with Trump’s deportations…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 04, 2024 11:48 AM (ZtAny)

296 Goddamnit. Now I’ve got the Gilligan’s Island theme stuck in my head.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 04, 2024 11:45 AM (jbnUc)

Baby shark do do do do do do.

That fix it?

Posted by: Reforger at December 04, 2024 11:48 AM (xcIvR)

297 Goddamnit. Now I’ve got the Gilligan’s Island theme stuck in my head.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 04, 2024 11:45 AM (jbnUc)

Well, yeah, but it got rid of the other song, didn't it?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at December 04, 2024 11:48 AM (k9OZB)

298 My favorite Steely Dan album, hard to pick, but I would go with Pretzel Logic.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 04, 2024 11:44 AM (17s+e)
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That's got a lot of good songs. Like Pretzel Logic, itself.

I can see by what you carry that you come from Barrytown.
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2024 11:46 AM (krQz2)
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I think my pick is either Countdown to Ecstasy or Katy Lied...or Royal Scam.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2024 11:48 AM (krQz2)

299 Suggestions on what we should rename Canada after Trump takes it over.

https://is.gd/KanXGX
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Ha. 'Snow Mexico' is a good one.
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2024 11:42 AM (Nf1pZ)

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Winterfell and Covfefe were good.

How 'bout West Greenland?

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Retribution Great Again! at December 04, 2024 11:48 AM (6BG/Q)

300 Meh. Milo should just wander up to New Jersey and suck some guys dick.

That'd probably make everyone involved happier.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 04, 2024 11:48 AM (zpoIl)

301 291 I think we'll see a lot of crazy destructive stuff coming out of the WH while the Bidens are still there. They have absolutely nothing to lose by destroying what they can.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 04, 2024 11:47 AM (iFTx/)

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The only real counter is the administrative state doing it's own thing, refusing to declassify this or that, sort of thing

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 04, 2024 11:49 AM (GBKbO)

302 Goddamnit. Now I’ve got the Gilligan’s Island theme stuck in my head.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 04, 2024 11:45 AM (jbnUc)

Baby shark do do do do do do.

That fix it?
Posted by: Reforger at December 04, 2024 11:48 AM (xcIvR)
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1-877-...

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2024 11:49 AM (krQz2)

303 And I thought I was the only human who still listened to Steeleye Span.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 04, 2024 11:42 AM (zpoIl)
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*raises hand*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 04, 2024 11:49 AM (z0QHk)

304 MP4, you gotta like this Steely Dan song:

https://youtu.be/Hvz0TOm0zgI
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper

Written as a response to Lennon's Imagine.d

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 04, 2024 11:49 AM (L/fGl)

305 Charley Hull is rapidly becoming the John Daly of the LPGA with her smoking cigs on the course. I'm just waiting for her to break out the Al Czervik keger bag.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:44 AM (Zz0t1)

I absolutely love her.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 04, 2024 11:49 AM (CIS44)

306 277 Suggestions on what we should rename Canada after Trump takes it over.
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Can'tada.
Posted by: Axeman

East Alaska
Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2024 11:45 AM (KAi1n)

Northmost Dakota

Posted by: jim (in hospital in Kalifornia) at December 04, 2024 11:49 AM (SSBCb)

307 They're just waiting to put a PICC line so I can have the good antibiotic and antifungal at home. If this doesn't work, it'll be resection and colostomy bag time. Being immunocompromised while coming in for sepsis 2x hasn't given then a whole lot of confidence.

Posted by: jim (in hospital in Kalifornia) at December 04, 2024 11:43 AM (SSBCb)

We went through that this past summer. Paying for you.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 04, 2024 11:50 AM (SfhV1)

308 That's got a lot of good songs. Like Pretzel Logic, itself.

I can see by what you carry that you come from Barrytown.

Posted by: Axeman
==

Night By Night, I taped four times in a row in College and played it over and over.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 04, 2024 11:50 AM (17s+e)

309 Rename Canada Narnia…. The wicked witch Whitmer could be guv in the land of perpetual winter, no Christmas

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 04, 2024 11:50 AM (ZtAny)

310 Speaking of Hunter.

Isn't it strange that the pardon sounds a lot like the sweetheart immunity they were trying to give Hunter through the "plea-bargain" deal?
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2024 11:36 AM (krQz2)

It is exactly the same deal.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at December 04, 2024 11:50 AM (g8Ew8)

311 "Suggestions on what we should rename Canada after Trump takes it over."

Trump's Folly

Posted by: Ripley at December 04, 2024 11:50 AM (GUOwU)

312 jim - I'm praying for you. Not paying for you. That would be weird.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at December 04, 2024 11:50 AM (SfhV1)

313 I’m still convinced Biden would’ve done better than Kamala if they hadn’t ousted him. He would’ve lost but done better than the cackler who was thoroughly unlikable
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

No, his debate performance was an Emperor's New Clothing moment. There was no recovering from it. And, as he made more and more gaffes on the campaign trail, downballot Dems would be in the awkward position of either defending him (hurting appeal to normie voters) or throwing him under the bus (depressing overall Dem enthusiasm and turnout).

Replacing Biden was the right call. He was unpopular, and basically disappeared from public discourse after he dropped out, which helped the Dems immensely. Kamala was a terrible candidate from a personal level, but milquetoast enough to protect some downballot candidates and prevent a complete rout nationally. Sure, they lost all Congressional power, but they won a few close senate races especially that very easily could have been lost.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 04, 2024 11:50 AM (JCZqz)

314 Written as a response to Lennon's Imagine.d
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 04, 2024 11:49 AM (L/fGl)

I just love the way Fagen sings "...wearing a white Stetson hat."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 04, 2024 11:51 AM (PiwSw)

315 For a three hour tour ….

Thunderclap!

Posted by: Common Tater at December 04, 2024 11:51 AM (/gceP)

316 Suggestions on what we should rename Canada after Trump takes it over.

https://is.gd/KanXGX
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

The U. S. of Eh.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 04, 2024 11:51 AM (w9Wax)

317 This guy is cruising for a bruising.

NYC Mayor Eric Adams Strongly Defends Daniel Penny, Blasts Media.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 04, 2024 11:46 AM

Sounds like someone's hoping an investigation gets dropped...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 04, 2024 11:51 AM (+QlJh)

318 I'm late.

Who else pardon their son or close relative?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 04, 2024 11:51 AM (D6PGr)

319 This guy is cruising for a bruising.

NYC Mayor Eric Adams Strongly Defends Daniel Penny, Blasts Media.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 04, 2024 11:46 AM (L/fGl)

And he said he’d assist with Trump’s deportations…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

He's afraid of being on the hook financially for all the sanctuary city wetbacks.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 04, 2024 11:52 AM (nbhjE)

320 "Suggestions on what we should rename Canada after Trump takes it over."

Trump's Folly
Posted by: Ripley at December 04, 2024 11:50 AM (GUOwU)
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America's Hat

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 04, 2024 11:52 AM (z0QHk)

321 colostomy bag time.

Big Colostomy, a division of Big Penguin.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 04, 2024 11:52 AM (hF6pc)

322
Dominique, nique, nique...

Posted by: The Singing Nun at December 04, 2024 11:52 AM (DobEs)

323 I rewatched that movie this year. Clarice makes it very clear in her analysis of Buffalo Bill that he is NOT trans, he's just straight up a violent psychopath that has latched on to this fetish as a way to commit violence.

Posted by: LizLem at December 04, 2024 11:41 AM (wcIbG)
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Yeah, I don't know about that. That's acting like there a clear definition of "trans". And would consider both within the range of a sort of fetish around the idea of passing as a female.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2024 11:52 AM (krQz2)

324
I absolutely love her.
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 04, 2024 11:49 AM (CIS44)

Oh, I have NO issue whatsoever with her.

https://is.gd/LQUM3A

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:52 AM (Zz0t1)

325
Greg Price
@greg_price11
·
35m
Ketanji Brown Jackson just compared bans on sex changes for kids to bans on interracial marriage.
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This kind of logic from a SC judge who can't define a woman is to be expected.

Posted by: WisRich at December 04, 2024 11:52 AM (G0vdT)

326 All this talk about Steely Dan (the name of a dildo, by the way) reached it's way to my playlist........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:53 AM (Zz0t1)

327 If Canada became a state, would that mean we would get Greenland?

Trump, that ol' sly dog!

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2024 11:53 AM (krQz2)

328 The U. S. of Eh.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 04, 2024 11:51 AM

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 04, 2024 11:53 AM (+QlJh)

329 If Canada became a state, would that mean we would get Greenland?

Trump, that ol' sly dog!
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2024 11:53 AM (krQz2)
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Greenland goes with Denmark. Nice try.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 04, 2024 11:54 AM (z0QHk)

330 If Canada became a state, would that mean we would get Greenland?

Trump, that ol' sly dog!
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2024 11:53 AM

The Danes own that. Doesn't mean we can't just pounce on it and seize it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 04, 2024 11:54 AM (+QlJh)

331 All current Canadiacs, with few exceptions, will necessarily be re-located to Newfoundland. It is somewhat regrettable and will of course be effected in such a manner as to cause minimal distress and inconvenience as is practicable in such eventualities.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 04, 2024 11:54 AM (/gceP)

332 Replacing Biden was the right call. He was unpopular, and basically disappeared from public discourse after he dropped out, which helped the Dems immensely. Kamala was a terrible candidate from a personal level, but milquetoast enough to protect some downballot candidates and prevent a complete rout nationally. Sure, they lost all Congressional power, but they won a few close senate races especially that very easily could have been lost.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 04, 2024 11:50 AM (JCZqz)

Maybe… but I think (for reasons I can’t explain) Joe had white blue collar appeal that she never had…. Oh and she’s just as retarded ( for different reasons)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 04, 2024 11:54 AM (ZtAny)

333 313 No, his debate performance was an Emperor's New Clothing moment. There was no recovering from it. And, as he made more and more gaffes on the campaign trail, downballot Dems would be in the awkward position of either defending him (hurting appeal to normie voters) or throwing him under the bus (depressing overall Dem enthusiasm and turnout).

Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 04, 2024 11:50 AM (JCZqz)

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Arguing counterfactuals has its limits, but I'm going to disagree.

The core of my argument is the contrasting poll of Teamsters members. When Biden was in it, the poll was roughly even. When Kamala was in it, Trump was winning 2/3 of the vote.

Biden, even with his mental decline (which was obvious in 2020 but the debate made it undeniable, for sure), really did seem to have appeal to white working class voters at a level that no Democrat has come close to since...Bill Clinton?

Also, the whole coup thing obviously pissed off a lot of Democrats. There have been testimonials and reports of it since July, just not given attention by media because it wasn't in their interest. Casting off the primary winner for the most unpopular VP in history wasn't ever a good move.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 04, 2024 11:55 AM (GBKbO)

334 Written as a response to Lennon's Imagine.d
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 04, 2024 11:49 AM (L/fGl)

I just love the way Fagen sings "...wearing a white Stetson hat."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 04, 2024 11:51 AM (PiwSw)
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Also: Brooklyn Owes The Charmer Under Me.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2024 11:55 AM (krQz2)

335 Ketanji Brown Jackson just compared bans on sex changes for kids to bans on interracial marriage.

All them trannies on the plantation.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 04, 2024 11:55 AM (hF6pc)

336 Katy Lied. Without a doubt.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2024 11:55 AM (LkLld)

337 I rewatched that movie this year. Clarice makes it very clear in her analysis of Buffalo Bill that he is NOT trans, he's just straight up a violent psychopath that has latched on to this fetish as a way to commit violence.

Posted by: LizLem at December 04, 2024 11:41 AM (wcIbG)

In real life, homosexual serial killers as a percentage is far higher than the general homosexual population percentage.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 04, 2024 11:55 AM (D6PGr)

338 Ketanji Brown Jackson just compared bans on sex changes for kids to bans on interracial marriage.

All them trannies on the plantation.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 04, 2024 11:55 AM (hF6pc)

Poster child for banning affirmative action.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:55 AM (Zz0t1)

339 I’m still convinced Biden would’ve done better than Kamala if they hadn’t ousted him. He would’ve lost but done better than the cackler who was thoroughly unlikable
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 04, 2024 11:44 AM (ZtAny)

Possibly. It would have been very difficult for Biden to work his way back after his disastrous debate performance.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 04, 2024 11:46 AM (N39Ws)

-----------------

He could have offered to "forgive" everybody's debt -- including mortgages -- if reelected ... along with a Corvette, hookers, & blow in every garage.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Retribution Great Again! at December 04, 2024 11:55 AM (6BG/Q)

340 332 Maybe… but I think (for reasons I can’t explain) Joe had white blue collar appeal that she never had…. Oh and she’s just as retarded ( for different reasons)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 04, 2024 11:54 AM (ZtAny)

=======

Canceling an already completed primary and replacing the winner with the most unpopular VP in history...had no negative consequences is a real hot take.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 04, 2024 11:56 AM (GBKbO)

341 325 35m
Ketanji Brown Jackson just compared bans on sex changes for kids to bans on interracial marriage.
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This kind of logic from a SC judge who can't define a woman is to be expected.
Posted by: WisRich at December 04, 2024 11:52 AM (G0vdT)

More verbal diarrhoea from Jumanji Jemimah Jerumiundah.

Posted by: XTC at December 04, 2024 11:56 AM (UnA8+)

342 285
Suggestions on what we should rename Canada after Trump takes it over.

_________

I don't want anything to do with Canada. Take them over and you get the Quebecquois. Signs in Laredo and Nogales will have to include French. Piss on that noise.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2024 11:46 AM (dxSpM)

Keep the western provinces as new states with their same names. Give the eastern part back to France.....with the caveat no Muslim immigrants allowed.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 04, 2024 11:56 AM (QGaXH)

343 Indict the sumbitch!

Wynonna Judd’s Daughter Blames the Devil After Arrest for After Allegedly Stealing Church Van From Pastor

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 04, 2024 11:56 AM (L/fGl)

344 Moosehead.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:56 AM (Zz0t1)

345 The average American is dumb as a box of wet hammers. Put any idiot behind a microphone on TV and the average dumb American will believe any nonsense they spew out of their cake hole.

Posted by: Zombie Walter Cronkite, Asshole at December 04, 2024 11:56 AM (Y5VD5)

346 Katy Lied. Without a doubt.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2024 11:55 AM (LkLld)
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Almost for Dr. Wu alone.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2024 11:56 AM (krQz2)

347 338 Ketanji Brown Jackson just compared bans on sex changes for kids to bans on interracial marriage.

All them trannies on the plantation.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 04, 2024 11:55 AM (hF6pc)

=======

Susan Collins and Lisa Murkowski thought she was great enough to vote for.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 04, 2024 11:57 AM (GBKbO)

348
Keep the western provinces as new states with their same names. Give the eastern part back to France.....with the caveat no Muslim immigrants allowed.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 04, 2024 11:56 AM (QGaXH)

Better give them Toronto as well, then.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:57 AM (Zz0t1)

349 > "Suggestions on what we should rename Canada after Trump takes it over."
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"Arctic Penal Colony One"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 04, 2024 11:57 AM (Q4IgG)

350 Well, time for egg and b. Later, gators.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 04, 2024 11:57 AM (z0QHk)

351 Indict the sumbitch!

Wynonna Judd’s Daughter Blames the Devil After Arrest for After Allegedly Stealing Church Van From Pastor
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 04, 2024 11:56 AM

Free will, bitch.

- The Devil's Advocate

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 04, 2024 11:57 AM (+QlJh)

352 Also: Brooklyn Owes The Charmer Under Me.
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2024 11:55 AM (krQz2)

vocals by David Palmer, who lived in Charlotte, NC for awhile, working as an visual artist.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 04, 2024 11:57 AM (PiwSw)

353 I think when Biden was the candidate it was a toss up.

Kamala Harris was so bad she made Dem leaning voters say NFW.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 04, 2024 11:58 AM (D6PGr)

354 South Detroit. Make the journey song accurate.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Yeah, that stupid lyric always pissed me off

Bring the ballet back to Windsor.

Posted by: Auspex at December 04, 2024 11:58 AM (j4U/Z)

355 "Suggestions on what we should rename Canada after Trump takes it over."
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"Arctic Penal Colony One"
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 04, 2024 11:57 AM (Q4IgG)
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Progressive Preserves

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2024 11:58 AM (krQz2)

356 >>Almost for Dr. Wu alone.

Yep. Just a really good album.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2024 11:58 AM (LkLld)

357 Upper Spacedock.

*don't look up 'spacedocking'*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:58 AM (Zz0t1)

358 Susan Collins and Lisa Murkowski thought she was great enough to vote for.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 04, 2024 11:57 AM

In their defense, though, they aren't very smart.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 04, 2024 11:58 AM (+QlJh)

359 TJM, Lady C (Lady Colin Campbell) is the only person who has ever made a compelling case for me that a righteous monarchy is truly the best basis of government. And even so, I'm still too utterly American to fall for that trap of government.

(She's my favorite Harry and Meghan gossiper on YouTube. She's an actual, honest to goodness intersex person. She was born with both genitalia, dad had the lady genitals removed because he wanted a boy heir. But she later identified as a woman and has been that the rest of her life. She married a posh elite aristocrat and somehow he didn't know she had boy parts. They divorced but she got a cracking good settlement out of it, and is set for life. Adopted a kid from Russia and he helps her run her YouTube channel. Utterly fascinating look at the upper tier of English aristocracy, right there. Her life should be a movie.

Posted by: LizLem at December 04, 2024 11:59 AM (wcIbG)

360 Keep the western provinces as new states with their same names. Give the eastern part back to France.....with the caveat no Muslim immigrants allowed.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue

Omg! He's bringing back the Muslim ban...and imposing it on other nations!!!

Posted by: Rabid Leftists at December 04, 2024 11:59 AM (JCZqz)

361 Wynonna Judd’s Daughter Blames the Devil After Arrest for After Allegedly Stealing Church Van From Pastor
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 04, 2024 11:56 AM (L/fGl)

She better turn before she burns! Remember, it's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!

Posted by: Reverend Billy Ray Collins, The Sword Of Joshua, Independent, Full Gospel, Pentecost Assembly at December 04, 2024 11:59 AM (Y5VD5)

362 All this talk about Steely Dan (the name of a dildo, by the way) reached it's way to my playlist........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024

***
I thought "Steely Dan" was a character in one of William "I'm a Junkie Who Writes About it" Burroughs's books?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2024 11:59 AM (J2vNu)

363 292
If it goes on too long the MSM could become seriously disoriented without firm direction from the Party.

_________

"Landru, guide us!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2024 11:47 AM (dxSpM)

Norman coordinate....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 04, 2024 11:59 AM (QGaXH)

364 Also: Brooklyn Owes The Charmer Under Me.
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2024 11:55 AM (krQz2)

You asked for it........

https://youtu.be/nUPxElXRTtQ

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 11:59 AM (Zz0t1)

365 Rosie O’Donnell’s Daughter Chelsea O’Donnell Arrested for 3rd Time While Out on Bail

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It's an apple /tree thing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 04, 2024 11:59 AM (L/fGl)

366 306 277 Suggestions on what we should rename Canada after Trump takes it over.
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Can'tada.
Posted by: Axeman

East Alaska
Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2024 11:45 AM (KAi1n)

Northmost Dakota
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Canuckistan?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 04, 2024 12:00 PM (jFCkp)

367 297 Goddamnit. Now I’ve got the Gilligan’s Island theme stuck in my head.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 04, 2024 11:45 AM (jbnUc)

Well, yeah, but it got rid of the other song, didn't it?
Posted by: hobbitopoly at December 04, 2024 11:48 AM (k9OZB)

Come and knock on our door,

We've been waiting for you.....

Three is company too...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 04, 2024 12:00 PM (QGaXH)

368 346 Almost for Dr. Wu alone.
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2024 11:56 AM (krQz2)

Frank Wu? Who married John Walker "Brianna Wu" Flynt?

Posted by: XTC at December 04, 2024 12:01 PM (UnA8+)

369 No evidence has surfaced publicly to suggest any wrongdoing by Joe Biden.

I have a Luffa Sponge that says different.

Posted by: ASHLEY BIDEN at December 04, 2024 12:01 PM (wDLi3)

370 You don't have to be lonely,
At Farmers Only Dot Com.

Posted by: You're Welcome at December 04, 2024 12:01 PM (2UnvF)

371 the SCOTUS oral arguments going on right now for the TN kids transgender law are insane

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at December 04, 2024 12:01 PM (V6W16)

372 365 Rosie O’Donnell’s Daughter Chelsea O’Donnell Arrested for 3rd Time While Out on Bail

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It's an apple /tree thing.
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How big is the apple?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 04, 2024 12:01 PM (jFCkp)

373 Suggestions on what we should rename Canada after Trump takes it over.
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Can'tada.
Posted by: Axeman

Hockeystan

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 04, 2024 12:01 PM (D6PGr)

374 362 I thought "Steely Dan" was a character in one of William "I'm a Junkie Who Writes About it" Burroughs's books?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2024 11:59 AM (J2vNu)

It's the gasoline-powered dildo in "Naked Lunch".

Posted by: XTC at December 04, 2024 12:01 PM (UnA8+)

375 ***
I thought "Steely Dan" was a character in one of William "I'm a Junkie Who Writes About it" Burroughs's books?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2024 11:59 AM (J2vNu)

It can be both!

https://is.gd/BcCFmB

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 12:02 PM (Zz0t1)

376 The Great White North ( it's a beauty way to go )

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 04, 2024 12:02 PM (PiwSw)

377 It's the gasoline-powered dildo in "Naked Lunch".
Posted by: XTC at December 04, 2024

***
Oh -- I thought it was Burroughs' drug dealer.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2024 12:02 PM (J2vNu)

378 Katy Lied is good but I put Royal Scam in above that album. KL is just a little too slow relatively for my tastes.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 04, 2024 12:02 PM (17s+e)

379 The Great White North ( it's a beauty way to go )
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 04, 2024 12:02 PM (PiwSw)

Take off......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 12:03 PM (Zz0t1)

380 What to rename Canada?

"Hoserland"!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 04, 2024 12:03 PM (J2vNu)

381 I have a Luffa Sponge that says different.
Posted by: ASHLEY BIDEN at December 04, 2024 12:01 PM (wDLi3)

Elihu, will you come loofah my stretch marks?

Posted by: Mrs. Smails at December 04, 2024 12:03 PM (Y5VD5)

382 Hunter probably fashions himself sophisticated suave and debonair international playboy... James Bond even

But he is gutter trash who found himself with some political power.

Could say this applies to Joe too.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 04, 2024 12:03 PM (G5stt)

383 If you have a structured settlement and you need cash now...

Call me.

Posted by: JG Wentworth at December 04, 2024 12:03 PM (Y1sOo)

384 The Patriots Gazette @ThePatsGazette 15h
Gretchen Carlson claims Senator Joni Ernst should replace Pete Hegseth as the Secretary of Defense.

"I've heard through the grapevine that she's number two on the list."

Catturd ™ @catturd2 7m
This is all planned from POS Ernst herself.
====
Related:
Catturd ™ @catturd2 10m
YES - Trump finally calls out the POS Wall Street Journal …
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
The Wall Street Journal is becoming more and more obnoxious and unreadable. Today’s main headline is: “Trump’s DEA Pick Pulls Out In Latest Setback.” With all that’s happening in the World, this is their Number One story of the day. Besides, he didn’t pull out, I pulled him out, because I did not like what he said to my pastors and other supporters. But, more importantly, what’s my “latest” setback??? I just won the Presidency of the United States! They haven’t written a good story about me in YEARS. Somebody over there ought to look at what they’re doing. The only one worse than them is stupid, China-centric Forbes Magazine!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 04, 2024 12:03 PM (hovnC)

385 Nieva Norte.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 04, 2024 12:03 PM (D6PGr)

386 Suggestions on what we should rename Canada after Trump takes it over.
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Can'tada.
Posted by: Axeman

Hockeystan
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

Hockey Tua

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 04, 2024 12:03 PM (w9Wax)

387
Hockey Tua
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 04, 2024 12:03 PM (w9Wax)

*round of applause*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)

388 WSJ's "journalists" are interchangeable with their peers at NYT and Wapo. Liars all.

Posted by: mr tmz at December 04, 2024 12:05 PM (rJ48h)

389 If you have a structured settlement and you need cash now...

Call me.

Posted by: JG Wentworth
==

OK that does it!

1 800 CARS FOR KIDS....

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 04, 2024 12:05 PM (17s+e)

390 Hockey Tua
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 04, 2024 12:03 PM

You owe me a new monitor.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 04, 2024 12:05 PM (+QlJh)

391 Just a reminder David Kramer was the John McCain aide who helped distribute the Steele dossier before it became public.

Notice how the same scumbags are still fighting for NATO membership in Georgia and Ukraine? That's what this has always been about, the Biden corruption in Ukraine is robbing a gumball machine to what was really going on by a much bigger crowd.

>>@just_security

>>An #OpenLetter from former US diplomats on the #GeorgiaProtests over the government’s decision to end talks toward #EUmembership.

>>David J. Kramer,
@JohnEdHerbst
and 17 others suggest action by the #BidenAdministration:

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2024 12:05 PM (LkLld)

392 Sunny has found her niche!

The View Co-Host Sunny Hostin Doesn't Look Thrilled As She's Forced to Read Another Embarrassing Legal Correction

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 04, 2024 12:05 PM (L/fGl)

393 structured settlement

Jamestown?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 04, 2024 12:05 PM (hF6pc)

394 Hockey Tua

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks
==

Golf clap

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 04, 2024 12:06 PM (17s+e)

395 Northern Vespucciland

Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2024 12:06 PM (D7oie)

396 Huffines…. Has it!!!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 04, 2024 12:06 PM (ZtAny)

397 Northern Detroit.

Any Detroiter will point out that Detroit is north of Canada.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at December 04, 2024 12:06 PM (zdLoL)

398 Canada doesn't deserve a snarky Trump rename

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 04, 2024 12:06 PM (iFTx/)

399 Suggestions on what we should rename Canada after Trump takes it over.
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Can'tada.
Posted by: Axeman

Hockeystan
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

Hockey Tua
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 04, 2024 12:03 PM (w9Wax)

Obviously: The Great White North

Hosers

Posted by: Archer at December 04, 2024 12:07 PM (IDphi)

400 Bad news, guys.

Britney Spears, 43, Proclaims She Is “Done With Men” After Her Bitter Divorce

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 04, 2024 12:07 PM (L/fGl)

401 This has legs because the Democrat Party is in civil war right now. One faction is taking this as opportunity to attack the top of the party, bringing it down, and trying to get itself in charge.

This could go on for a while.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

100%

That's why they feel burned and the yougins' want leadership spots as you point out.

But old Joe from Scranton is going to burn the establishment on his way out as pay back.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 04, 2024 12:07 PM (FxH7T)

402 When we purchase Greenland it will be changed to Orangeland.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 04, 2024 12:08 PM (D6PGr)

403 > The View Co-Host Sunny Hostin Doesn't Look Thrilled As She's Forced to Read Another Embarrassing Legal Correction
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Is she low hag on the totem pole? Because she's always the one reading the corrections.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 04, 2024 12:08 PM (Q4IgG)

404 Huffines…. Has it!!!!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 04, 2024 12:06 PM (ZtAny)

My SiL went there once. The sales guy spent the entire time hitting on her instead of showing her cars.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 12:08 PM (Zz0t1)

405 What to rename Canada?

Castro Republic

Posted by: THE GHOSE OF JUSTIN'S FATHER at December 04, 2024 12:08 PM (wDLi3)

406 Jets deploy swarm of drones with autonomous brain.

https://tinyurl.com/3hnv68vr

Video is on Facebook.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 04, 2024 12:08 PM (nbhjE)

407 Sunny has found her niche!

The View Co-Host Sunny Hostin Doesn't Look Thrilled As She's Forced to Read Another Embarrassing Legal Correction
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 04, 2024 12:05 PM (L/fGl)
----
I don't watch The View, so I have no idea who she is, but why does SHE get to be the one stuck doing that? Did she draw the short straw? Is she the n00b at the table?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 04, 2024 12:08 PM (7fElN)

408 The View Co-Host Sunny Hostin Doesn't Look Thrilled As She's Forced to Read Another Embarrassing Legal Correction
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Is she low hag on the totem pole? Because she's always the one reading the corrections.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 04, 2024 12:08 PM (Q4IgG)

She's the one always breaking the defamation laws.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 04, 2024 12:08 PM (CIS44)

409 Bad news, guys.

Britney Spears, 43, Proclaims She Is “Done With Men” After Her Bitter Divorce
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 04, 2024 12:07 PM

*makes "call me" motion*

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at December 04, 2024 12:08 PM (+QlJh)

410 Nood

Posted by: Bulg at December 04, 2024 12:09 PM (+cv2h)

411 Bad news, guys.

Britney Spears, 43, Proclaims She Is “Done With Men” After Her Bitter Divorce
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 04, 2024 12:07 PM

Ya, but we will always have the underwear dancing scene from Crossroads.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 04, 2024 12:09 PM (CIS44)

412 "Suggestions on what we should rename Canada after Trump takes it over."

Trump's Folly
Posted by: Ripley at December 04, 2024 11:50 AM (GUOwU)

"Unalaska" except that name has already been taken

Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2024 12:09 PM (D7oie)

413 -------
Is she low hag on the totem pole? Because she's always the one reading the corrections.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 04, 2024 12:08 PM (Q4IgG)

I think she's considered the 'host' and the rest are 'co-hosts.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 12:10 PM (Zz0t1)

414 Related:
Catturd ™ @catturd2 10m
YES - Trump finally calls out the POS Wall Street Journal …
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
The Wall Street Journal is becoming more and more obnoxious and unreadable....
____

Nice. Point out how the legacy media is harming their own credibility. This is how it's done.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 04, 2024 12:10 PM (R4UqV)

415 Huffines…. Has it!!!!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 04, 2024 12:06 PM (ZtAny)

My SiL went there once. The sales guy spent the entire time hitting on her instead of showing her cars.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 04, 2024 12:08 PM (Zz0t1)

Heh… priorities!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 04, 2024 12:10 PM (P/Wjn)

416 Nood. Fanni Willis.

*ducks*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 04, 2024 12:10 PM (+QlJh)

417 >>> Hockey Tua

Well done! We already play the Canadian national anthem at hockey games in the US, might as well merge and make it official. (Which bugs me as much as the DEI national anthem. But I get they do it because a lot of the hockey players on US teams are actually Canadian.)

The AI meme of Trump holding the Canadian flag and looking at the Canadian Rockies was hilarious.

Posted by: LizLem at December 04, 2024 12:11 PM (wcIbG)

418 I don't watch The View, so I have no idea who she is, but why does SHE get to be the one stuck doing that? Did she draw the short straw? Is she the n00b at the table?
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She learned how to read?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 04, 2024 12:11 PM (R4UqV)

419 When we purchase Greenland it will be changed to Orangeland.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 04, 2024 12:08 PM (D6PGr)
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Orangeland bad.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2024 12:11 PM (krQz2)

420 397 Northern Detroit.

Any Detroiter will point out that Detroit is north of Canada.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at December 04, 2024 12:06 PM (zdLoL)

Consults Google Maps.......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 04, 2024 12:11 PM (QGaXH)

421 I don't watch The View, so I have no idea who she is, but why does SHE get to be the one stuck doing that?
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She be hostin'.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2024 12:12 PM (krQz2)

422 I don't know, but Alaska.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2024 12:13 PM (krQz2)

423 >>> 421 I don't watch The View, so I have no idea who she is, but why does SHE get to be the one stuck doing that?

She who sprays it, says it. They should start fining her, or just make it a drinking game for their audience that you finish your morning wine glass when she has to read the statement.

Posted by: LizLem at December 04, 2024 12:14 PM (wcIbG)

424 Is she low hag on the totem pole? Because she's always the one reading the corrections.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December

Ironically, I think she's actually a lawyer.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 04, 2024 12:15 PM (FxH7T)

425 Wait wait wait...Rosie O'Donnell has offspring? How did that happen?

Posted by: Crusader at December 04, 2024 12:19 PM (TN0g+)

426 35 "They're trying to break Hunter!"

Well, what if Hunter SHOULD be broken? Repeatedly? By 9 inches of Big Black Bubba repeatedly slamming into his prostate?
Posted by: XTC at December 04, 2024 11:08 AM (UnA8+)

Actually, a better punishment for him might be getting slammed by Dong's dong. "No yellow!"

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at December 04, 2024 12:59 PM (lg881)

427 She who sprays it, says it. They should start fining her, or just make it a drinking game for their audience that you finish your morning wine glass when she has to read the statement.
Posted by: LizLem at December 04, 2024 12:14 PM (wcIbG)

Somewhere, VDH smiles.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at December 04, 2024 01:01 PM (lg881)

428 Suggestions on what we should rename Canada after Trump takes it over.

Greenland.

Posted by: Erik The Red at December 04, 2024 01:07 PM (633JL)

429 jim (in hospital in Kalifornia) at December 04, 2024 11:43 AM

Sounds icky, Jim. Prayers.

Posted by: KT at December 04, 2024 01:54 PM (xekrU)

430 Biden's Blunders its getting worse for Americas #1 Worst President

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 04, 2024 05:05 PM (wGqjj)

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