Congressional Report: "Scientists" At Heart of Creating Covid-19 In Wuhan Decieved Congress, May Face Prosecution

A sprawling final report by the House Select Subcommittee on the Coronavirus Pandemic provokes questions over whether some in the scientific community -- including EcoHealth Alliance, the American nonprofit that collaborated on novel coronavirus discovery and engineering research with the Wuhan Institute of Virology, and its president Peter Daszak -- could face criminal charges stemming from the COVID-19 tragedy.
The report's findings -- the culmination of two years of work by congressional investigators, the review of more than one million documents and dozens of transcribed interviews and public hearings -- include evidence that Daszak misled the committee on questions central to the COVID-19 origins mystery. Daszak exported gain-of-function coronavirus experiments to China; shirked his duty to probe his Wuhan colleagues for lab notebooks, viral samples and genomic data; and helped to falsely persuade millions that the idea of a Wuhan lab leak was a conspiracy theory, the committee's investigation shows.
Daszak did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
In May 2024, the committee's investigation helped spur the Department of Health and Human Services to initiate debarment proceedings against EcoHealth and Daszak. The debarment process is not yet finished, but could result in EcoHealth and Daszak being ineligible for federal funding for a period of years. But the new revelations spur the possibility of criminal charges related to the COVID-19 pandemic as well, namely making false statements or perjury.
Among the report's most striking revelations: the Department of Justice empaneled a criminal grandy jury to investigate potential federal crimes related to the origins of COVID-19. The status of this grand jury investigation is not public. Though the DOJ dragnet ensnared EcoHealth, neither the nonprofit nor Daszak are the target of the DOJ investigation, EcoHealth's attorney told the committee.
A February 2023 email indicates that EcoHealth stayed mum on numerous nonpublic investigations.
...
In a transcribed interview with the committee on June 16, 2023, Kristian Andersen, a virologist at the Scripps Research Institute, reported that agents with the Federal Bureau of Investigation were asking questions about COVID-19 at a May 2023 virology conference.

While the Biden DOJ and FBI slow-played this investigation, Trump will have every incentive to see justice done.

Unless Joe Biden starts pardoning ev-er-y-one.

Which I think he might. Keith Olbermann is demanding 10,000,000 pardons for everyone on the political left:

You may say, "Oh, that's just old brokedown lunatic Keith Olbermann ranting as usual."

Well it is that, but Biden himself indicated that he was ready to start handing out pardons to any of his political or "business" cronies who might be prosecuted for his crimes:

No reasonable person who looks at the facts of Hunter's cases can reach any other conclusion than Hunter was singled out only because he is my son -- and that is wrong. There has been an effort to break Hunter -- who has been five and a half years sober, even in the face of unrelenting attacks and selective prosecution. In trying to break Hunter, they've tried to break me -- and there's no reason to believe it will stop here. Enough is enough.

In other words: They came for my innocent drug-addict pervert short-eyes son Huntie, and that means they'll come for the rest of the Biden Crime Family. So start the pardon-printing machine.

I think Biden thinks that the Hunter Biden pardon is the most understandable pardon, so he's issuing it first. He thinks this will prepare the public for the mass issuance of pardons he has coming.

A couple of more pardon-related thoughts:

The Fifth Amendment gives you a right to refuse to answer questions if the answers may tend to incriminate you. But the Fifth Amendment no longer applies if you have immunity -- like a pardon -- for your crimes.

Hunter Biden can therefore be called before Congress to answer questions about his influence-peddling scheme, and his father's role in it, and has no legal right to refuse to answer. If he refuses to answer, that's obstruction of justice. If he lies, that's also obstruction of justice.

Note that Congress doesn't need a law-enforcement aim in its questioning. In fact, Congress may not conduct law-enforcement investigations. That's for the Executive. Congress just needs a plausible area about which they may seek to pass legislation -- such as creating rules and regulations for the scumbag sons of corrupt presidents from soliciting foreign bribes.

Biden may have done Huntie a disservice by pardoning him for everything, including child sex charges. (The pardon was plenary, so it includes that.) If Hunter could claim there was some undiscovered crime out there, he could refuse to answer under the 5th Amendment. But now that Joe Biden has cleared him of any prosecution, he may not.

And I suggest that Congress get on this, pronto.

Another thought is about Biden's many, many lies -- and the media's repetition of those lies. Watching those compilations of Biden denying he would pardon Hunter, I was reminded that Biden made those promises in explicit contrast to what he claimed was Trump's unlawfulness. Trump challenges his prosecutions; I welcome them. Trump argues that the DOJ is corrupt; I, on the other hand, have the strength of character to "trust the DOJ" even as it prosecutes my own son.

Well, we always knew that was a lie, and that Biden would pardon Huntie the moment the election was over.

Will the media now revisit its partisan propaganda about the great contrast between Biden's character and Trump's? They used this as a major, major propaganda offensive; will they now admit they were wrong? Or just lied, all along?

The media was very insistent that it was inconceivable that Biden secretly planned to pardon Hunter. That was a conspiracy theory pushed by MAGA zealots who wanted to bring Joe Biden down to Trump's low, base level.

But, once again, the "conspiracy theorists" were right, and the media, supposedly the fair and factual judge of all matters, once again took a Democrat's mere word as the uncontestable truth and lied to the nation.

Biden said that Trump must accept the prosecutions inflicted by the corrupt DOJ, because Biden's corrupt DOJ was incorruptible.

But now, to explain away pardoning his vile pervert bribery-collecting scumbag spawn, he himself says his DOJ is corrupt and engaged in a political war against him:

Today, I signed a pardon for my son Hunter. From the day I took office, I said I would not interfere with the Justice Department's decision-making, and I kept my word even as I have watched my son being selectively, and unfairly, prosecuted. Without aggravating factors like use in a crime, multiple purchases, or buying a weapon as a straw purchaser, people are almost never brought to trial on felony charges solely for how they filled out a gun form. Those who were late paying their taxes because of serious addictions, but paid them back subsequently with interest and penalties, are typically given non-criminal resolutions. It is clear that Hunter was treated differently.

The charges in his cases came about only after several of my political opponents in Congress instigated them to attack me and oppose my election. Then, a carefully negotiated plea deal, agreed to by the Department of Justice, unraveled in the court room -- with a number of my political opponents in Congress taking credit for bringing political pressure on the process. Had the plea deal held, it would have been a fair, reasonable resolution of Hunter's cases.

No reasonable person who looks at the facts of Hunter's cases can reach any other conclusion than Hunter was singled out only because he is my son -- and that is wrong.

This is, of course, all straight from Hunter Biden's lawyers, who have been arguing, bizarrely, for years that Hunter Biden's father was singling out Hunter Biden for a political prosecution.

The media maintained for years it was anti-American disinformation to suggest the DOJ was anything less than pure and incorruptible. Well, now Biden has stated that his DOJ is so corrupt it goes after his son to "break" Biden.

So why would Trump have any reason to trust it? If Biden's DOJ is politically corrupt in its prosecutions of Hunter Biden, surely it is even more biased in its prosecutions of Biden's political enemy Trump, no?

The media, of course, will not admit any of this, and will simply lie more and more, as it must. The DOJ is simon-pure when it prosecutes Trump, but rife with Trumpish corruption when it prosecutes a Biden.

Fugly voodoo doll Latrine John-Pissoir made that case to reporters today, insisting that Biden was telling the truth when he said the DOJ was incorruptible, and likewise telling the truth when he says it's rotten to the core:

REPORTER: "He's saying his own Justice Department is broken."

KJP: "He believes in the Justice Department."

REPORTER: "He just said it's infected with politics!"

KJP: ...........

REPORTER: "How many selective prosecutions are there at the DOJ?"

KJP: I can't speak to that. pic.twitter.com/qz2gssqifB
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) December 2, 2024

The issue isn�t the kid�s gun, crack, and child trafficking crimes; it�s the money laundering scheme headed by the Big Guy. The U.S. has funded a $183B war to cover up the biggest criminal operation in American history.

No wonder they tried to kill Trump. pic.twitter.com/1kIWrPtcRZ
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) December 2, 2024

Hunter Biden celebrating the pardon� pic.twitter.com/mMdwrVRtOz
— AB (@AB84) December 2, 2024

Posted by: Ace at 06:41 PM

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1 Olbermann is a lunatic

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2024 06:41 PM (KQk9m)

2 Pardon frenzy starting... 3... 2.. 1.
This is going to be lit!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 02, 2024 06:44 PM (JEa9d)

3 These assholes should be flayed alive on PPV.

Posted by: Rod Stewart, getting his stomach pumped at December 02, 2024 06:44 PM (dR6yv)

4 "Scientists" At Heart of Creating Covid-19 In Wuhan Decieved Congress, .....

This is my shocked face!@

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 02, 2024 06:47 PM (Rcnd3)

5 I NOOD'd

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 02, 2024 06:48 PM (dR6yv)

6 If Biden led the most transparent, ethical administration in history then why would Biden need to pardon 10,000,000 people?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2024 06:48 PM (LkLld)

7 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at December 02, 2024 06:48 PM (kOluj)

8 "May Face Prosecution"

Gee, never heard that one before.

Posted by: jsg at December 02, 2024 06:48 PM (7kKPC)

9 Daszak goes to prison. But you don't need to punish anyone else - just make an example of that turd.

Posted by: El Mariachi at December 02, 2024 06:49 PM (nLFEI)

10 You probably want a pissed off, poisoned populace proper legal ways to come after you.

Or people may go old school.

Posted by: Stateless at December 02, 2024 06:50 PM (jvJvP)

11 Pardon schmardon,
(Types, deletes)

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 02, 2024 06:50 PM (Cfzq/)

12 F. Joe: What's sauce for the goose, and all that ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2024 06:50 PM (YqDXo)

13 Truth and Reconciliation Committee.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2024 06:50 PM (aD39U)

14 He's going to pardon all the illegal immigrants.

Posted by: davidt at December 02, 2024 06:50 PM (i0F8b)

15 I strongly believe that there are 10s or 100s of miilions in overseas bank accounts under the Biden name. (*)

Hunter was only the front man for the spending cash that had to visible to pay expenses.

*This probably also applies to many other top Dems and Rs.

Posted by: Gentlemen, time for a reckoning at December 02, 2024 06:51 PM (g6cju)

16 Let me know when "may" is replaced with "will".

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2024 06:51 PM (gGMRM)

17 It's Pardon-palooza.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 02, 2024 06:51 PM (dR6yv)

18 Ace: "Which I think he might. Keith Olbermann is demanding 10,000,000 pardons for everyone on the political left:"

You think Joe may have just placed the finishing touches on History's Largest Piggy Bank? 'Cause who needs Hunter's water scribbling now to finance his "retirement"?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 02, 2024 06:51 PM (aXxgO)

19 And again it turns out that that's what its all about

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 02, 2024 06:51 PM (QSrLX)

20 Olberman is hoping for a pardon personally, for his Epstein and Diddy connections.

Bruce Willis went to bald and it was no big deal.

He kind of kicked off the "its okay to be bald" for men, honestly. He embraced it and it still worked for him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2024 06:51 PM (RsS92)

21 Little Orphan Karine no home yet.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2024 06:51 PM (aD39U)

22 Biden may have done Huntie a disservice by pardoning him for everything, including child sex charges. (The pardon was plenary, so it includes that.)

This can be, and should be, challenged in court.

"Whatever crimes he might have done" is not part of the pardon power. Prosecutors should take Biden's pardon for the current gun and tax charges and then bring Hunter up on unnamed bribery and minor sex trafficking charges.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2024 06:51 PM (oZhjI)

23 Is that last video not
GASSSSS?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 02, 2024 06:52 PM (Cfzq/)

24
There is some wiggle room with the 5th Amendment, since Biden can only pardon for federal crimes, not state.

If something could be a state crime, then he can still claim the 5th.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 02, 2024 06:52 PM (w6EFb)

25 It is clear that Hunter was treated differently.
________________

Then you might have had a word with Merrick Garland (ne Garfinkel) about that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2024 06:52 PM (YqDXo)

26 Pardoning a bureaucrat means they will get away with destroying evidence

Posted by: Accomac at December 02, 2024 06:52 PM (GxmKP)

27
I dunno.

It may be 50/50 probability that keith olbermann is pulling off the longest, best troll in human history.

I mean, come on.
"10,000,000 Pardons. At least."

He's fucking with us. Has to be.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2024 06:52 PM (iGeh6)

28 He kind of kicked off the "its okay to be bald" for men, honestly. He embraced it and it still worked for him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2024 06:51 PM (RsS92)

You are very young, are you not?

Posted by: Zombie Yul Brynner at December 02, 2024 06:53 PM (PiwSw)

29 He's going to pardon all the illegal immigrants.
Posted by: davidt at December 02, 2024 06

He can do that? That will go over really well with legal immigrants or native born citizens victimized by crimes. By illegals / sarc

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2024 06:53 PM (DKU3J)

30 "May Face Prosecution"

That's all fine and good, but it will feel empty unless we get extended, vigorous table-pounding.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 02, 2024 06:53 PM (aXxgO)

31 Congressional Report: "Scientists" At Heart of Creating Covid-19 In Wuhan Decieved Congress, May Face Prosecution

We have fake scientists? Surprised?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 02, 2024 06:53 PM (VNX3d)

32 "Whatever crimes he might have done" is not part of the pardon power.

I am no lawyer, nor did I stay at a Holiday Inn but from what I understand there are no limits to presidential pardons except that they can only cover federal crimes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2024 06:54 PM (RsS92)

33 Yul Brynner pulled off being bald (as did Telly Savalas) but they didn't affect culture. They didn't make it cool for everyone else, just them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2024 06:55 PM (RsS92)

34 Daszak is supposedly a CIA cutout. He worked for the CIA *before* he became a noted scientist and was reportedly recruited by them to set up ecohealth.

Posted by: Gentlemen, time for a reckoning at December 02, 2024 06:55 PM (g6cju)

35 There is some wiggle room with the 5th Amendment, since Biden can only pardon for federal crimes, not state.

If something could be a state crime, then he can still claim the 5th.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 02, 2024 06:52 PM (w6EFb)

IANAL, but would he need to identify which state's right against self-recrimination he's invoking? States' rights? You know, to determine which limits that state grants?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 02, 2024 06:55 PM (VNX3d)

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at December 02, 2024 06:55 PM (aD39U)

37
I would argue that, as satisfying and righteous prosecuting the Bidens might be, getting the criminals still embedded in the government prosecuted, fired and jailed is infinitely more important.

Posted by: Auspex at December 02, 2024 06:56 PM (j4U/Z)

38 Here is the thing - I don't *think* you can pardon people for crimes they have not be tried and convicted of. I mean, how can a president know what they are pardoning people for, exactly? There is no such thing as a blanket pardon.

If we find out that five years ago Hunter murdered a prostitute, is he covered by the blanket pardon?

My feeling is allocution should be part of the pardon process - blanket pardons can only be granted when the subject of the pardon admits to what they did wrong. With people already tried and convicted, this has already happened. The Constitution’s text and American precedent suggest that a valid pardon presupposes awareness by the President of that which is being pardoned. Accordingly, a pardon of the type issued by Biden should be deemed unconstitutional.

Posted by: El Mariachi at December 02, 2024 06:56 PM (nLFEI)

39 That's all fine and good, but it will feel empty unless we get extended, vigorous table-pounding.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 02, 2024 06:53 PM (aXxgO)

Strongly worded letter to follow.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2024 06:56 PM (aD39U)

40 Daszak goes to prison. But you don't need to punish anyone else - just make an example of that turd.

Posted by: El Mariachi at December 02, 2024 06:49 PM (nLFEI)
________________

Nail Fauci too, for funding Daszak's science fair project in China.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2024 06:56 PM (YqDXo)

41 Can you imagine how corrupt Beau must have Ben? Hunter is the idiot son. He’s Fredo. Beau is where all the money went through.

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at December 02, 2024 06:57 PM (ImqEA)

42 He kind of kicked off the "its okay to be bald" for men, honestly. He embraced it and it still worked for him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2024 06:51 PM (RsS92)

You are very young, are you not?
Posted by: Zombie Yul Brynner

Who?
~Telly S.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 02, 2024 06:57 PM (JEa9d)

43 I would argue that, as satisfying and righteous prosecuting the Bidens might be, getting the criminals still embedded in the government prosecuted, fired and jailed is infinitely more important.

Posted by: Auspex at December 02, 2024 06:56 PM (j4U/Z)
_______________

Do both.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2024 06:57 PM (YqDXo)

44 Right, the ATF is going to let something innocent, like lying on the 4473 just slide right on by.

The same ATF which ruthlessly pulls FFL's for minor paperwork errors.

Yeah, no, that's not the way it works. It's a felony and remains a felony.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 02, 2024 06:58 PM (tT6L1)

45 He's going to pardon all the illegal immigrants.

It wouldn't do much.

If you are pardoned for being an illegal alien up until Jan 20 you are again an illegal alien on Jan 21.

The one scenario where I guess it would matter is if you were kicked out before then you wouldn't have "was an illegal alien" on your permanent record when applying for a visa.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2024 06:58 PM (oZhjI)

46 Willowed:

Mainly, what I want to know is-

If there's a Dr Calhoun at Yale's Psychiatry Program,

Do they also have a Dr Kingfish?

I denounce myself.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 02, 2024 06:59 PM (eDfFs)

47 He kind of kicked off the "its okay to be bald" for men, honestly. He embraced it and it still worked for him.

TBH most of the women I know are not in favor of bald looks.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2024 06:59 PM (oZhjI)

48 Everyone in the known universe should receive a "blank check" pardon to be filled in by the recipient.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2024 06:59 PM (63Dwl)

49 I am no lawyer, nor did I stay at a Holiday Inn but from what I understand there are no limits to presidential pardons except that they can only cover federal crimes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2024 06:54 PM

Yep presidential pardons are absolute for any federal crimes. hunter biden could have been found to have committed sex crimes against a minor child during the years that biden pardoned him and there isn't a single thing that can be done against him at the federal level.

That does not mean that the state the crime was committed in can't go after him though. Plus California and Maryland can go after hunter for falsifying his tax returns for the State but we all know that is never going to happen.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 02, 2024 06:59 PM (Rcnd3)

50 Accordingly, a pardon of the type issued by Biden should be deemed unconstitutional.
Posted by: El Mariachi

I don't think you've thought this through.
~G.Ford

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 02, 2024 07:00 PM (JEa9d)

51
I've read about this question of how broad is the pardon power, and remember seeing watching various legal bigshots (like Turley and others) go on about this.

The pardon power is pretty much plenary (can't be reviewed or challenged), and so blanket pardons for "anything and everything" known or unknown is allowed.

However, it doesn't work for future crimes. A president can't give someone a free license to do anything in the future, a license to commit crime. The logic is that a future crime is not *yet* and offense against the United States. It has to happen first.

The other limit for pardon power is impeachment convictions. That's a legislative branch thing, and otherwise impeachment would be negated by POTUS just pardoning himself or his subordinates.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 02, 2024 07:00 PM (w6EFb)

52 By the way, Joe, you lie about Huntie being clean and sober for 5.5 years. Hunter clearly took a hit of cocaine on the balcony of the White House in plain sight of everyone who knows anything about how such things are done.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 02, 2024 07:01 PM (tT6L1)

53 " I was hoping not to be kidnapped and that you would have hair "

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2024 07:01 PM (gGMRM)

54 Yep presidential pardons are absolute for any federal crimes. hunter biden could have been found to have committed sex crimes against a minor child during the years that biden pardoned him and there isn't a single thing that can be done against him at the federal level.

Only if he listed that in the pardon. Which he didn't. And since no charges have been brought either the pardon wouldn't apply.

The notion of a blanket "whatever" pardon violates not just the Constitution but the English language.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2024 07:01 PM (oZhjI)

55 all that crap no one is saying? That

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 02, 2024 07:02 PM (QSrLX)

56
TBH most of the women I know are not in favor of bald looks.
Posted by: 18-1

The corollary to: "most of the men I know are not in favor of small busted women", right?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 02, 2024 07:02 PM (JEa9d)

57 I have a counter-proposal. The 10 million Olbermann wants pardoned get this deal instead:

1. Immediate and permanent revocation of US Citizenship.
2. Permanent exile from the United States. If they re-enter, they are executed.
3. Limited to carrying $5,000 of currency and personal property when they leave, via cargo ship, or WW I troop ship, to a country that does not have an extradition treaty with us. If they cannot find entry to another nation, they are landed on the Arctic Ice Pack.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 02, 2024 07:02 PM (VNX3d)

58 > TBH most of the women I know are not in favor of bald looks.

True, but women hate combovers, toupees, men in baseball hats, and other sad attempts to hide balding.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2024 07:02 PM (Odg76)

59 And I suggest that Congress get on this, pronto.
____

I'm on it.

*rolls up sleeves*

Posted by: Rep. Jim Jordan at December 02, 2024 07:02 PM (fs1hN)

60 What about a negative pardon? Trump can negative pardon Hunter, which would negate Joes pardon.

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at December 02, 2024 07:02 PM (ImqEA)

61
The pardon power is pretty much plenary (can't be reviewed or challenged), and so blanket pardons for "anything and everything" known or unknown is allowed.

This is the broadest pardon ever issued. The more limited ones, vaguely similar to this - given to Nixon and draft dodgers were also not challenged in court. Trump should be prepared to bring multiple charges against Hunter - each count of bribery and sexual trafficking they can identify - and make the courts rule on each individual one.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2024 07:03 PM (oZhjI)

62 Pardon everybody! For punitive damages that you are giving me!

Posted by: Sol Rosenberg at December 02, 2024 07:03 PM (n2Wuf)

63
True, but women hate combovers, toupees, men in baseball hats, and other sad attempts to hide balding.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2024 07:02 PM (Odg76)
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If you're 25, this is true. If you're 65, probably not.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 02, 2024 07:04 PM (tT6L1)

64 Which I think he might. Keith Olbermann is demanding 10,000,000 pardons for everyone on the political left:

Be a shame if it were revealed that Biden is not a duly-elected President.

Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2024 07:04 PM (Nf1pZ)

65 52 By the way, Joe, you lie about Huntie being clean and sober for 5.5 years. Hunter clearly took a hit of cocaine on the balcony of the White House in plain sight of everyone who knows anything about how such things are done.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 02, 2024 07:01 PM (tT6L1)

To be fair, Joe has always been a congenital liar, so this is really small potatoes after what he did to Clarence Thomas, and that lady he finger-raped.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 02, 2024 07:04 PM (byWhc)

66 True, but women hate combovers, toupees, men in baseball hats, and other sad attempts to hide balding.

I mean it makes sense biologically. Hair loss is strongly correlated with aging, so since people want younger partners as a woman you'd prefer your mate to have a full head of hair.

Of course the same is true in reverse for what men like in women...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2024 07:04 PM (oZhjI)

67 Capitol Police Arrest Top Dem Staffer
https://tinyurl.com/4u8tz8v6

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at December 02, 2024 07:05 PM (elaR+)

68 1. Immediate and permanent revocation of US Citizenship.
2. Permanent exile from the United States. If they re-enter, they are executed.
3. Limited to carrying $5,000 of currency and personal property when they leave, via cargo ship, or WW I troop ship, to a country that does not have an extradition treaty with us. If they cannot find entry to another nation, they are landed on the Arctic Ice Pack.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 02, 2024 07:02 PM (VNX3d)

WWI Troop Ship? That's harsh.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 07:05 PM (n7h9X)

69 >> In Wuhan Decieved Congress, May Face Prosecution

Ace,

“I” before “e” except after “c”.

😐

Posted by: Marcus T at December 02, 2024 07:05 PM (b97Gk)

70 Just in time. Finally finished making my tinfoil suit for tomorrow's alien invasion. Whew.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 02, 2024 07:05 PM (mH6SG)

71 Armie Hammer Joins William H. Macy and Thomas Jane in Western “Frontier Crucible”

-
Oh. I thought it said Frontier Cannibal.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 02, 2024 07:06 PM (L/fGl)

72 The corollary to: "most of the men I know are not in favor of small busted women", right?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 02, 2024 07:02 PM (JEa9d)
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I'm going to quote Jeremy Clarkson on this one, "Kiera Knightley is basically an ironing board, yet she works."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 02, 2024 07:06 PM (tT6L1)

73 If you're 25, this is true. If you're 65, probably not.

I've seen analysis that shows that as men age they still want a woman in their 20s, but women generally want a man about their same age.

Which would mean at a certain point you are going to have to accept bald even if you wouldn't prefer it...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2024 07:06 PM (oZhjI)

74 Here is the thing - I don't *think* you can pardon people for crimes they have not be tried and convicted of. I mean, how can a president know what they are pardoning people for, exactly? There is no such thing as a blanket pardon.

Posted by: El Mariachi at December 02, 2024 06:56 PM (nLFEI)
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I don't think anyone has ever done this before - just declared an individual above federal law for a decade.

Usually there is a discrete act, like draft-dodging, to give a well-known example. But pardoning someone whose crimes are uknown and have not yet been brought to light?

On the other hand, this allows Trump to do the same. Every family member gets a pardon from birth to the present date.

Your rules, Dems.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 02, 2024 07:06 PM (ZOv7s)

75 Armie Hammer Joins William H. Macy and Thomas Jane in Western “Frontier Crucible”

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Oh. I thought it said Frontier Cannibal.

Maybe that could remake Bone Tomahawk with him as the villain?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2024 07:07 PM (oZhjI)

76 To be fair, Joe has always been a congenital liar, so this is really small potatoes after what he did to Clarence Thomas, and that lady he finger-raped.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 02, 2024 07:04 PM (byWhc)
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This is true.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 02, 2024 07:07 PM (tT6L1)

77 By the way, Joe, you lie about Huntie being clean and sober for 5.5 years. Hunter clearly took a hit of cocaine on the balcony of the White House in plain sight of everyone who knows anything about how such things are done.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 02, 2024 07:01 PM (tT6L1)

He never said those 5.5 years were in a row.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 07:07 PM (n7h9X)

78 True, but women hate combovers, toupees, men in baseball hats, and other sad attempts to hide balding.

I mean it makes sense biologically. Hair loss is strongly correlated with aging, so since people want younger partners as a woman you'd prefer your mate to have a full head of hair.

Of course the same is true in reverse for what men like in women...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2024 07:04 PM (oZhjI)

So...men like balding women?

I not sure that's how this works.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 02, 2024 07:07 PM (eDfFs)

79 Bull and the Shatner Turbo 2000

https://youtu.be/2o9qaUY_-H4

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 02, 2024 07:07 PM (VNX3d)

80 You may want to fix the headline. "Deceived" not "Decieved".

Posted by: cheshirecat at December 02, 2024 07:07 PM (TwA+r)

81 Armie Hammer Joins William H. Macy and Thomas Jane in Western “Frontier Crucible”

Good cast, Armie is a weird0 but he can act pretty well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2024 07:08 PM (RsS92)

82 I got a felony conviction and prison time for walking through the Capitol building.

Posted by: J6 Grandma at December 02, 2024 07:08 PM (Aqu9a)

83 So...men like balding women?

Hey there baby...how about you slide into my DMs

Posted by: Jada Pinkett Smith at December 02, 2024 07:08 PM (oZhjI)

84 Couldn't anyone pardoned still be hit with civil suits across the country for things? In the same manner as A Jones. For trillions or quadrillions.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2024 07:09 PM (Y6IkP)

85 Was unjoyful Joy- whatever her last name is- the Black talk show woman who has terrible Trump Derangement Syndrome-,bald for several years or she just took on the baldness since Trump was President?. I mean, she doesn't have some Clinical condition where people lose their hair like that woman in Congress?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2024 07:09 PM (F7/1z)

86 He kind of kicked off the "its okay to be bald" for men, honestly. He embraced it and it still worked for him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2024 06:51 PM (RsS92)

I'm right here.

Posted by: Kojak at December 02, 2024 07:09 PM (3QsZU)

87 1. Immediate and permanent revocation of US Citizenship.
2. Permanent exile from the United States. If they re-enter, they are executed.
3. Limited to carrying $5,000 of currency and personal property when they leave, via cargo ship, or WW I troop ship, to a country that does not have an extradition treaty with us. If they cannot find entry to another nation, they are landed on the Arctic Ice Pack.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 02, 2024 07:02 PM (VNX3d)

WWI Troop Ship? That's harsh.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 07:05 PM (n7h9X)

If they only take the clothes on their back, and a coat or cloak, I'm willing to go to a WW II troop ship. Nothings too scary for the government Mafia.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 02, 2024 07:10 PM (VNX3d)

88 Things for which a Presidential pardon does not offer protection:
* crimes per state law
* Nuremburg-ish trials for crimes against humanity
* parents and other relatives of kids who were sex trafficked

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 02, 2024 07:10 PM (KcwUg)

89 Truth and Reconciliation Committee meets Barrayaran Imperial Auditor ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 02, 2024 07:10 PM (gY0JQ)

90 The corollary to: "most of the men I know are not in favor of small busted women", right?

I think that's a fair comparison. Some men might reject a woman who is wonderful otherwise just because she's not stacked but most are okay with it if she's otherwise great. I think its the same for women: its not a deal killer, just not first preference.

Usually. Some guys love the itty bitties. Some women love a bald guy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2024 07:10 PM (RsS92)

91 Hey there baby...how about you slide into my DMs

Posted by: Jada Pinkett Smith at December 02, 2024 07:08 PM (oZhjI)

Get your hands off my man, you slut!

Posted by: Joy Reid at December 02, 2024 07:10 PM (Xy451)

92 So...men like balding women?

Hey there baby...how about you slide into my DMs
Posted by: Jada Pinkett Smith at December 02, 2024 07:08 PM (oZhjI)

Persis Khambatta looked pretty good in that lil robe.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 07:10 PM (n7h9X)

93 It's still almost impossible to get an Ivermectin script and even if you get one it's extremely difficult to find a pharmacy that has it in stock. In addition some pharmacies will just outright refuse to fill it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024 07:10 PM (D6PGr)

94 Who's the moron commenter here who always says:

GASSSSSSSS THEMMMMM ...

Because this is the right answer for once.

Posted by: browndog looking for scalps at December 02, 2024 07:10 PM (TTAGa)

95 White British to Become Minority by 2050 – PM Admits Failed “Open Borders Experiment” Imposed by “Design”

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Reminds me of Peewee Herman, "I meant to do that!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 02, 2024 07:10 PM (L/fGl)

96 So...men like balding women?

I not sure that's how this works.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 02, 2024 07:07 PM (eDfFs)
****
I'm not picky.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at December 02, 2024 07:10 PM (bhwe+)

97 The blanket pardon - as far as I see it - gives justification for a rigorous investigation of potential crimes so that the public can know what he was pardoned for.

Posted by: Gentlemen, time for a reckoning at December 02, 2024 07:11 PM (g6cju)

98
I'm reading some more and getting in the weeds of this. One interesting thing is a pardon un-does punishment, halts pending proceedings, but does not remove fact of conviction if there is one before the pardon from the record.

There is some question about state laws that deny felons the right to vote. Does a pardon for a federal crime negate that. Or is one a "convicted felon" even after a pardon.

That is an interesting question and I don't know if it's been fully resolved.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 02, 2024 07:11 PM (w6EFb)

99 Yul Brynner pulled off being bald (as did Telly Savalas) but they didn't affect culture. They didn't make it cool for everyone else, just them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2024 06:55 PM (RsS92)
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Bruce Willis going with the stubble look moved the needle. It was arguably a reaction against hair bands - guys who went with a more streamlined and somewhat dangerous look. Vin Diesel is another example.

My then GF (future wife) was very pleased with my post-Basic Training look and after two decades of war, the buzzed head with stubble is definitely a look.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 02, 2024 07:11 PM (ZOv7s)

100 Stoli Group, owner of Stoli Vodka, files for bankruptcy citing slowing demand, a cyberattack, and legal battles in Russia.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 02, 2024 07:11 PM (hovnC)

101 So...men like balding women?

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No no. Balling. Balling women.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 02, 2024 07:11 PM (L/fGl)

102 WWI Troop Ship? That's harsh.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 07:05 PM (n7h9X)

If they only take the clothes on their back, and a coat or cloak, I'm willing to go to a WW II troop ship. Nothings too scary for the government Mafia.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 02, 2024 07:10 PM (VNX3d)

Getting soft already? 1935 or nothing.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 07:12 PM (n7h9X)

103 I love the ease of sliding my fingers over your smooth surfaced cranium.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2024 07:12 PM (gGMRM)

104 Bull and the Shatner Turbo 2000

https://youtu.be/2o9qaUY_-H4

TBH a six foot eight guy with a good job and a full set of hair would be pretty appealing to a lot of women...

Posted by: Jada Pinkett Smith at December 02, 2024 07:12 PM (oZhjI)

105 On the other hand, this allows Trump to do the same. Every family member gets a pardon from birth to the present date.

Your rules, Dems.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 02, 2024 07:06 PM

Yep and iffn I was Trump that would be the first thing I did on my way out of the white house in January 2029.

biden has cast that die, crossed that rubicon and let that pardon cat out of the bag with this mess. He is not as smart as his lawyers think they are.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 02, 2024 07:12 PM (Rcnd3)

106 WWI Troop Ship? That's harsh.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 07:05 PM (n7h9X)

If they only take the clothes on their back, and a coat or cloak, I'm willing to go to a WW II troop ship. Nothings too scary for the government Mafia.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 02, 2024 07:10 PM (VNX3d)

Getting soft already? 1935 or nothing.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 07:12 PM (n7h9X)

Soft? Who said passage included free food?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 02, 2024 07:12 PM (VNX3d)

107 True, but women hate combovers, toupees, men in baseball hats, and other sad attempts to hide balding.

I mean it makes sense biologically. Hair loss is strongly correlated with aging, so since people want younger partners as a woman you'd prefer your mate to have a full head of hair.
_______________

Our first golden retriever had a bald spot right at the base of his tail. The vet told us that that was "stud tail," and an indication of fertility.

Guys should have hired the golden retrievers' PR firm.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2024 07:13 PM (YqDXo)

108 My then GF (future wife) was very pleased with my post-Basic Training look and after two decades of war, the buzzed head with stubble is definitely a look.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 02, 2024 07:11 PM (ZOv7s)

A look like a giant Kiwi Fruit.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 07:13 PM (n7h9X)

109 GASSSSSSSS THEMMMMM ...

Because this is the right answer for once.
Posted by: browndog looking for scalps at December 02, 2024 07:10 PM (TTAGa)
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What are we looking at, here? Phosgene? Mustard? Nerve agent?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 02, 2024 07:13 PM (ZOv7s)

110 Yul Brynner pulled off being bald (as did Telly Savalas) but they didn't affect culture. They didn't make it cool for everyone else, just them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2024 06:55 PM (RsS92)

Yul Brynner didn't just pull off being bald. He was hot.

Posted by: Scarymary at December 02, 2024 07:13 PM (Xy451)

111 Titos laughs in Stolis direction

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2024 07:13 PM (gGMRM)

112 Let's all be very honest. Both Yul Brenner and Telly Savalis were very weird. They were not role models for most men. Zorba, and Kojak? The scary robot in Westworld? They did not normalize chrome domes.

CRT has a point.

Posted by: Gentlemen, time for a reckoning at December 02, 2024 07:14 PM (g6cju)

113
I'm going to quote Jeremy Clarkson on this one, "Kiera Knightley is basically an ironing board, yet she works."
Posted by: blake

Exactly.
The world is full of people with different tastes.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 02, 2024 07:14 PM (JEa9d)

114 The corollary to: "most of the men I know are not in favor of small busted women", right?

Breast size is on the bottom of my list .

I'm a Face guy.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024 07:14 PM (D6PGr)

115 GASSSSSSSS THEMMMMM ...

Because this is the right answer for once.
Posted by: browndog looking for scalps at December 02, 2024 07:10 PM (TTAGa)
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What are we looking at, here? Phosgene? Mustard? Nerve agent?

Locked in an outhouse with Michael Moore after he just spent four hours at an Indian buffet.

Posted by: Jada Pinkett Smith at December 02, 2024 07:14 PM (oZhjI)

116 Mitch, Thune, if you don't go along with me on these things I need to do, we can lawfare you too.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 02, 2024 07:14 PM (wBaIH)

117 Hezbollah Is Smuggling Weapons Into Lebanon During Ceasefire: Israeli Military

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Well, hush my mouth.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 02, 2024 07:15 PM (L/fGl)

118 GASSSSSSSS THEMMMMM ...

Because this is the right answer for once.
Posted by: browndog looking for scalps at December 02, 2024 07:10 PM (TTAGa)
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What are we looking at, here? Phosgene? Mustard? Nerve agent?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 02, 2024 07:13 PM (ZOv7s)

100% Nitrogen? A Nitrogen/CO2 mix? Extremely high levels of laughing gas?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 02, 2024 07:15 PM (VNX3d)

119 I love the ease of sliding my fingers over your smooth surfaced cranium.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2024 07:12 PM (gGMRM)

If he has hair a cue ball can be brought along to bed.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 07:15 PM (n7h9X)

120 LOL. At dinner, Trudeau bitched to Trump that a large tariff would bankrupt Canada. Trump joked that if they can't survive without ripping off the US, maybe the US should take Canada as our 51st state.

http://tiny.cc/14pyzz

Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2024 07:15 PM (Odg76)

121 My then GF (future wife) was very pleased with my post-Basic Training look and after two decades of war, the buzzed head with stubble is definitely a look.

I agree, it works where straight up chrome done might not. It gave a lot of guys like my older brothers a way to stay decent looking while balding.

Unrelated, the first 8 minutes of the Kraven movie are out, not a positive sign for their hopes the movie will do well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2024 07:15 PM (RsS92)

122 Breast size is on the bottom of my list .

I'm a Face guy.

I tend to agree - it is the feature of your partner you'll spend the most time looking at.

Of course a nice rack is a nice rack.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2024 07:15 PM (oZhjI)

123 What are we looking at, here? Phosgene? Mustard? Nerve agent?

Fart.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 02, 2024 07:16 PM (Cfzq/)

124 A look like a giant Kiwi Fruit.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 07:13 PM (n7h9X)
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A lot of guys look younger with shaved/close cropped heads.

After I retired from the Guard, I let my hair and beard grow and people didn't recognize me. My kids called my Gandalf.

When it got hot, I sheared it all way and looked 20 years younger.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 02, 2024 07:16 PM (ZOv7s)

125 Fuck Amos Hochstein.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2024 07:16 PM (gGMRM)

126 Ironically, Trump is the actual real criminal, while poor President Biden needs to waste time on pardons to protect his loved ones from right wing persecution.

Posted by: Sid at December 02, 2024 07:16 PM (dMxnx)

127 As Karine said, I'm always truthful with the American people.

My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Jos. Robinette Biden at December 02, 2024 07:17 PM (a3Q+t)

128 Let's all be very honest. Both Yul Brenner and Telly Savalis were very weird. They were not role models for most men. Zorba, and Kojak? The scary robot in Westworld? They did not normalize chrome domes.

CRT has a point.
Posted by: Gentlemen, time for a reckoning at December 02, 2024 07:14 PM (g6cju)

What guy wouldn't want to be a death dealing robot. Rejected.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 07:17 PM (n7h9X)

129 I do admit being envious that black guys can rock the shaved head or bald look . I'd like to shave my head for the convenience.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024 07:17 PM (D6PGr)

130 State Law

Parents and other relatives of kids who were sex trafficked
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 02, 2024 07:10 PM
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So Joe and Hunter might still be in jeopardy.

Oh wouldn't that be delicious.

And Treason might not be pardonable.

Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2024 07:17 PM (bhwe+)

131 Anyway I prefer small bust to silicone bolt-ons.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 02, 2024 07:17 PM (wBaIH)

132 Michigan Democrats Rush to Ban Whatever “Deceptively Colored Firearms” Are

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People transition. Not firearms.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 02, 2024 07:19 PM (L/fGl)

133 LOL. At dinner, Trudeau bitched to Trump that a large tariff would bankrupt Canada.
__________________

So maybe it would be a good idea to make nice with Trump, do ya think?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2024 07:19 PM (YqDXo)

134 >>> 93 It's still almost impossible to get an Ivermectin script and even if you get one it's extremely difficult to find a pharmacy that has it in stock. In addition some pharmacies will just outright refuse to fill it.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024 07:10 PM (D6PGr)

OTOH you can visit a Tractor Supply, or Valley Vet, or any feed store if you drive into the country.

There are a lot of so-called 'professional' organizations that, like our government, look a lot like rackets.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 02, 2024 07:19 PM (KcwUg)

135 LOL. At dinner, Trudeau bitched to Trump that a large tariff would bankrupt Canada. Trump joked that if they can't survive without ripping off the US, maybe the US should take Canada as our 51st state.

http://tiny.cc/14pyzz
Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2024 07:15 PM (Odg76)

Greenland first. Then maybe saskatchewan.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 07:19 PM (n7h9X)

136 LOL, someone slipped a twenty into cnid's gloryhole!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 02, 2024 07:19 PM (gY0JQ)

137 Posted by: Sid at December 02, 2024 07:16 PM (dMxnx)

Does it hurt to be so ignorant?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024 07:19 PM (D6PGr)

138 O/T, and I'm so going to hell for this...

https://youtu.be/gRhB2Oiy0Nc?si=0Yti_u5uECfovCx-

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2024 07:20 PM (Wnv9h)

139 Michigan Democrats Rush to Ban Whatever “Deceptively Colored Firearms” Are

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People transition. Not firearms.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 02, 2024 07:19 PM (L/fGl)

Pink and purple ones, instead of black or metal look?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 02, 2024 07:20 PM (VNX3d)

140 Hypothetically - Let's say there was a fraudulent election, really more of a coup involving many government agencies, would that 'president' have the Constitutional authority to pardon the conspirators after the kabuki show 'free election' to remain in power failed?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 02, 2024 07:20 PM (/lPRQ)

141 Sid is here and doesn't remember he doesn't get to make up his own facts.

Stop sniffing around your house Sid.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 02, 2024 07:20 PM (JEa9d)

142 I do admit being envious that black guys can rock the shaved head or bald look . I'd like to shave my head for the convenience.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024 07:17 PM (D6PGr)
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Razoring it is different, because it's a lot more time-consuming. I've done it a couple of times, one of them being just before going to do photo support for a youth camp.

Unbeknownst to me, my two colleagues did the same, so at the introductory meeting all the camera guys have shaved heads.

It was pretty funny.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 02, 2024 07:20 PM (ZOv7s)

143 LOL. At dinner, Trudeau bitched to Trump that a large tariff would bankrupt Canada.
___________________

I've long thought that we should just pick a country at random and really jack them up. Just to establish street cred.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2024 07:20 PM (YqDXo)

144 Let's not joke about bald women when a friend of ours wife is undergoing chemo, ok?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 02, 2024 07:20 PM (wBaIH)

145 It was Carter who pardoned the draft dodgers wasn't it?

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2024 07:20 PM (KQk9m)

146 LOL. At dinner, Trudeau bitched to Trump that a large tariff would bankrupt Canada.
__________________

So maybe it would be a good idea to make nice with Trump, do ya think?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2024 07:19 PM (YqDXo)

That IS Trudeau making nice.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 07:20 PM (n7h9X)

147 109 GASSSSSSSS THEMMMMM ...

Because this is the right answer for once.
Posted by: browndog looking for scalps at December 02, 2024 07:10 PM (TTAGa)
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What are we looking at, here? Phosgene? Mustard? Nerve agent?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 02, 2024 07:13 PM (ZOv7s)

Something slow ... painful ...

I'd like them to go through the ordeal that Susan Heyward portrayed in " I Want To Live":

1) Appeal after appeal denied
b) Trial runs on the gas chamber
iii) last minute reprieves
D) only to lose the final appeal and be GASSSSED SLOWLY...PAINFULLY

Posted by: browndog looking for scalps at December 02, 2024 07:21 PM (TTAGa)

148 As Harry Reid, who now has an airport named for him, said, “It worked. Didn’t it?”

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 02, 2024 07:21 PM (QSrLX)

149 I think he gave the ones in Canada amnesty

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2024 07:21 PM (KQk9m)

150
I keep thinking of the guy from Lethal Weapon 2 that keeps saying he has "diplomatic immunity" everytime he's about to get arrested.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 02, 2024 07:22 PM (+oR7L)

151 I do admit being envious that black guys can rock the shaved head or bald look . I'd like to shave my head for the convenience.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024 07:17 PM (D6PGr)

The look isn't that different. The sunburn might be.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 07:22 PM (n7h9X)

152 The bestest outcome ever is for the entire house of cards to fall as Hunter testifies to so many facets of the Democrat criminality to the point that FJB's election is proven fraudulent and Hunter's pardon, along with every action done by FJB as President is declared null and void.

Posted by: Minuteman at December 02, 2024 07:22 PM (ycY48)

153 Anyway I prefer small bust to silicone bolt-ons.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 02, 2024 07:17 PM

I very briefly dated a woman that had fake boobs. I hated them. fake a$$ plastic $hit that was obviously fake and unrealistic. I saw pictures of her before she got them and would have preferred she had stayed natural even though they were smallish.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 02, 2024 07:22 PM (Rcnd3)

154 146 LOL. At dinner, Trudeau bitched to Trump that a large tariff would bankrupt Canada.

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87% of terrorist caught at the border were caught at the Canadian border.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 02, 2024 07:23 PM (+oR7L)

155 WWI Troop Ship? That's harsh.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 07:05 PM (n7h9X)

Where would you even find one?

Posted by: Gepetto at December 02, 2024 07:23 PM (Oeno1)

156 Let's not joke about bald women when a friend of ours wife is undergoing chemo, ok?
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 02, 2024 07:20 PM (wBaIH)
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No one is including people with health conditions in our jokes, it's the weirdos that we are making fun of.

Like Cueball, from the Sinatra Group.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 02, 2024 07:23 PM (ZOv7s)

157 LOL. At dinner, Trudeau bitched to Trump that a large tariff would bankrupt Canada. Trump joked that if they can't survive without ripping off the US, maybe the US should take Canada as our 51st state.

http://tiny.cc/14pyzz
Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2024 07:15 PM (Odg76)

Perhaps Justin should learn to spend within his means - I mean Canada's means, and then this wouldn't be an issue.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 02, 2024 07:23 PM (VNX3d)

158
Well, hell, freezing at 7PM here, now 30F at 7:25.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 02, 2024 07:24 PM (w6EFb)

159 WWI Troop Ship? That's harsh.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 07:05 PM (n7h9X)

Where would you even find one?
Posted by: Gepetto at December 02, 2024 07:23 PM (Oeno1)

We could ask the Russians or Indians. Perhaps ask the Chinese to knock some together on the cheap?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 02, 2024 07:25 PM (VNX3d)

160 56
'The corollary to: "most of the men I know are not in favor of small busted women", right?'

No, the corollary would be most men don't like short haired women.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 02, 2024 07:25 PM (3wi/L)

161 Hey black guys look good bald but they can't grow a mullet

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2024 07:25 PM (KQk9m)

162 A lot of guys look younger with shaved/close cropped heads.

After I retired from the Guard, I let my hair and beard grow and people didn't recognize me. My kids called my Gandalf.

When it got hot, I sheared it all way and looked 20 years younger.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 02, 2024 07:16 PM (ZOv7s)

Not babies. They look like old Soviet Generals.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 07:26 PM (n7h9X)

163 Top 3 Crimes Hunter Biden Almost Certainly Didn't Commit:

3) Raped then ate 16 kittens in a Voodoo ceremony to make his dick bigger while snorting bath salts during Mardi Gras at New Orleans in 2004.

2) Formulated his "No Yellow" policy after banging Big Bird while high on mescaline and arrow frog venom on the Sesame Street set in 2016

1) Snorted coke off Hillary!'s taint as John McCain watched from the closet in 2008 on Capitol Hill.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 02, 2024 07:26 PM (eDfFs)

164 No, the corollary would be most men don't like short haired women.

It depends a lot on the girl. Sometimes its great, but a lot of women who look better with long hair hack it off after they get married and that's pretty frustrating. Its like guys who stop working out LOL, she married that tight stud, not dad bog McGee.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2024 07:27 PM (RsS92)

165 No, the corollary would be most men don't like short haired women.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 02, 2024 07:25 PM (3wi/L)
_________________

This.

When women go from long hair to short hair you know they've given up. I'm sure long hair is a nuisance to take care of, and short hair isn't, but still ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2024 07:27 PM (YqDXo)

166 O/T, and I'm so going to hell for this

I love the names they come up with. Reminds me of the substitute teacher trying to pronounce white names in reverse.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2024 07:27 PM (RsS92)

167 The corollary to: "most of the men I know are not in favor of small busted women", right?'

No, the corollary would be most men don't like short haired women.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 02, 2024 07:25 PM (3wi/L)

Nailed it.

I've always said older women should wear their hair long if possible. I think it makes them look younger.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024 07:28 PM (D6PGr)

168 John Nolte has quite an extensive ongoing list of Dem-Media Hoaxes over the last decade and it's quite long by now.

How much more can they cover up?
Everything they try blows up in their faces months or years later.

People are going to be pissed if some of these idiots don't face jail time.

I mean, how many people died from COVID?
Multiple millions.
All on Fauci's head. And he knows it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 02, 2024 07:28 PM (6ydKt)

169 It ain't what you got but how you use it

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2024 07:29 PM (gGMRM)

170 Top 3 Crimes Hunter Biden Almost Certainly Didn't Commit

Are we sure, though?

After I retired from the Guard, I let my hair and beard grow and people didn't recognize me. My kids called my Gandalf.

Yeah my cousin's daughter called me Gandalf, I haven't gotten a haircut since February since my barber died :/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2024 07:29 PM (RsS92)

171 He's going to pardon all the illegal immigrants.
Posted by: davidt

And the day after they will be illegal aliens still, most carrying counterfeit IDs ND/or stolen SSNs, working w/o authorization ...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 02, 2024 07:29 PM (/lPRQ)

172 Unrelated, the first 8 minutes of the Kraven movie are out, not a positive sign for their hopes the movie will do well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2024 07:15 PM (RsS92)

Quoth the Kraven "Never Saw".

Posted by: naturalfake at December 02, 2024 07:29 PM (eDfFs)

173 No, the corollary would be most men don't like short haired women.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 02, 2024 07:25 PM (3wi/L)
_________________

This.

When women go from long hair to short hair you know they've given up. I'm sure long hair is a nuisance to take care of, and short hair isn't, but still ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2024 07:27 PM (YqDXo)

So, where does that leave the weirdo's who chose to shave their heads when Trump won? Given up, or thinking that it is some sort of power move by signaling that they're crazy?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 02, 2024 07:30 PM (VNX3d)

174 Hunter with the crack pipe!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 02, 2024 07:30 PM (/lPRQ)

175 How is it that many of us chose to not get the jab? Even with the very thin veneer of facts available to us at that time? Of course, many here were required to go against their supposed rights of medical choice in order to work or keep their position.

The fact that many of us had life experiences with Big Govt before the Wuflu goes a long way to answer the above questions.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2024 07:30 PM (WXNFJ)

176 No, the corollary would be most men don't like short haired women.

It depends a lot on the girl. Sometimes its great, but a lot of women who look better with long hair hack it off after they get married and that's pretty frustrating. Its like guys who stop working out LOL, she married that tight stud, not dad bog McGee.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2024 07:27 PM (RsS92)

Pixie-ish girls with short hair are cute.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 07:30 PM (n7h9X)

177 I've always said older women should wear their hair long if possible. I think it makes them look younger.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024 07:28 PM (D6PGr)
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Yes, this business of old ladies looking like lesbians is terrible. Long silver hair is elegant.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 02, 2024 07:30 PM (ZOv7s)

178 The term “deceptively colored firearm” is defined by SB 1134 as “a firearm of which a substantial portion of the exterior surface is any color other than black, brown, dark grey, dark green, silver, steel, or nickel.”

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So I guess plaid is right out.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 02, 2024 07:31 PM (L/fGl)

179 "148 As Harry Reid, who now has an airport named for him, said, “It worked. Didn’t it?”
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 02, 2024 07:21 PM (QSrLX)"

yup, innit?

or as I say: "the aggressor sets the ROE"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 02, 2024 07:31 PM (gY0JQ)

180 Wait, I take that back, slightly.

Fauci is pulling a George Costanza.

It's not really a lie if he believes it's true.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 02, 2024 07:31 PM (6ydKt)

181 Hunter with the crack pipe!
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 02, 2024 07:30 PM (/lPRQ)

... in the Lincoln Bedroom?

Is that where he did in Mr. Boddy?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 02, 2024 07:31 PM (VNX3d)

182 From what I've been told , for women the most attractive thing about a man is confidence.

Unfortunately sometimes they mistake assholishness for confidence.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024 07:31 PM (D6PGr)

183 59 And I suggest that Congress get on this, pronto.
____

I'm on it.

*rolls up sleeves*
Posted by: Rep. Jim Jordan
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Oh wait, did you mean there should be consequences? Best I can do is angry hearings.

Posted by: Rep. Jim Jordan at December 02, 2024 07:32 PM (fs1hN)

184 @ 178, the LGS up the road that will do just about anything in CeraKote might not approve ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 02, 2024 07:33 PM (gY0JQ)

185 Let's not joke about bald women when a friend of ours wife is undergoing chemo, ok?
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 02, 2024 07:20 PM (wBaIH)

Well, "female pattern baldness" is OK, IFYWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2024 07:33 PM (Oeno1)

186 How is it that many of us chose to not get the jab? Even with the very thin veneer of facts available to us at that time? Of course, many here were required to go against their supposed rights of medical choice in order to work or keep their position.

The fact that many of us had life experiences with Big Govt before the Wuflu goes a long way to answer the above questions.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2024 07:30 PM (WXNFJ)

I know how vaccines work, if they thought this were a vax they wouldn't have kept everyone indoors once vaxxed.

But even earlier there were plenty of signs that the response was not in proportion to the threat, and that the government was creating it not reducing it.

I remember a projection of millions of deaths on the west coast in days. That's not how even plagues work when nobody knows about germs.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 07:34 PM (n7h9X)

187 Hunter with the crack pipe!
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

In the Oval Office!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 02, 2024 07:34 PM (L/fGl)

188 If Biden pardons "everyone!", the GOP-e Senate will have a tough time explaining to voters why Patel and the other "extreme" nominees are "too extreme" to cleanup this intergalactic-level corruption.

Posted by: mrp at December 02, 2024 07:35 PM (rj6Yv)

189 So, where does that leave the weirdo's who chose to shave their heads when Trump won? Given up, or thinking that it is some sort of power move by signaling that they're crazy?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 02, 2024 07:30 PM (VNX3d)
_______________________

Batshit crazy. Anyone who comes unglued over an election is batshit crazy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2024 07:35 PM (YqDXo)

190 The term “deceptively colored firearm” is defined by SB 1134 as “a firearm of which a substantial portion of the exterior surface is any color other than black, brown, dark grey, dark green, silver, steel, or nickel.”

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So I guess plaid is right out.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 02, 2024 07:31 PM (L/fGl)
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They're banning pink grips. What a bunch of dopes.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 02, 2024 07:35 PM (ZOv7s)

191 From what I've been told , for women the most attractive thing about a man is confidence.

Unfortunately sometimes they mistake assholishness for confidence.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024 07:31 PM (D6PGr)

If that confidence is without signs of money or a good job, though, it isn't confidence at all.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 07:35 PM (n7h9X)

192 >>> 186 How is it that many of us chose to not get the jab? Even with the very thin veneer of facts available to us at that time? Of course, many here were required to go against their supposed rights of medical choice in order to work or keep their position.

The fact that many of us had life experiences with Big Govt before the Wuflu goes a long way to answer the above questions.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2024 07:30 PM (WXNFJ)

I know how vaccines work, if they thought this were a vax they wouldn't have kept everyone indoors once vaxxed.

But even earlier there were plenty of signs that the response was not in proportion to the threat, and that the government was creating it not reducing it.

I remember a projection of millions of deaths on the west coast in days. That's not how even plagues work when nobody knows about germs.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 07:34 PM (n7h9X)

But that's because the Good People were wearing masks!!!

///// ///// /////

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 02, 2024 07:35 PM (KcwUg)

193 Very late to this party. All I have to say is FJB with a barbed wire-wrapped pineapple grenade with a 15 second fuse, with its pin and spoon gone.

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2024 07:35 PM (aBgBM)

194 183
Oh wait, did you mean there should be consequences? Best I can do is angry hearings.

Posted by: Rep. Jim Jordan at December 02, 2024 07:32 PM (fs1hN)

-- --

Well, theoretically, Jordan now has a DOJ that will prosecute if he sends them a criminal referral.

The Republicans haven't had a cooperative DOJ in awhile.
Even during Trump's first term the DOJ was hostile towards GOP congressman.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 02, 2024 07:36 PM (6ydKt)

195 The term “deceptively colored firearm” is defined by SB 1134 as “a firearm of which a substantial portion of the exterior surface is any color other than black, brown, dark grey, dark green, silver, steel, or nickel.”

Molon labe

Posted by: The Man With The Golden Gun at December 02, 2024 07:36 PM (vFG9F)

196 Yes, this business of old ladies looking like lesbians is terrible. Long silver hair is elegant.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

At last it can be told. Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd has a thing for Mallory Archer.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 02, 2024 07:36 PM (xCA6C)

197 This can be a real fun game. If it is OK for the sitting POTUS to issue out blanket pardons covering individual crimes, or anything real or imagined over a year or more than a decade, and if the Olbermann Gambit were to be played out....

Trump could just go ahead and issue out blanket pardons for assassins to dispense with the unpleasantries statue of limitations, amnesty, pardons, reduced sentences or of gathering evidence, going to trial and dealing with communists in the jury pool and just go ahead and send out teams representing the Angel of Death to mete out extreme justice.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 02, 2024 07:36 PM (zCsy8)

198 Gref, hear hear.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2024 07:37 PM (gGMRM)

199 They're banning pink grips. What a bunch of dopes.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 02, 2024 07:35 PM (ZOv7s)

women would be irresistably drawn to guns in that case, I agree. Only kittens and bunnies would be worse.

And the horror that women could put a bullet in a male feminist or handsy movie director.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 07:37 PM (n7h9X)

200 Am I the only one that thinks Hunter isn't going to suddenly be on the straight and narrow? By February he will have done plenty for which he could be charged, and he hasn't even filed his taxes for '24 yet. I hope he declares all that sweet Biden loot.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 02, 2024 07:37 PM (pIfcn)

201 From what I've been told , for women the most attractive thing about a man is confidence.

Unfortunately sometimes they mistake assholishness for confidence.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024 07:31 PM (D6PGr)
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You've seen the blind experiments where they ask men and women to rate made-up profiles and how with women, the male rating varies more based on job and income than appearance while men only care about looks?

That's how the world really works.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 02, 2024 07:37 PM (ZOv7s)

202 @ 169, that's it then; says it all inna nutshell

big, small, short, long, what-ever ... if she's The One, there it is.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 02, 2024 07:37 PM (gY0JQ)

203 Hey Joe. To whom much is given, much is expected. I suppose you never believed this, though. You rotten POS.

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2024 07:38 PM (aBgBM)

204 And I thought Venezuela was corrupt.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2024 07:38 PM (h1VPL)

205 Am I the only one that thinks Hunter isn't going to suddenly be on the straight and narrow? By February he will have done plenty for which he could be charged, and he hasn't even filed his taxes for '24 yet. I hope he declares all that sweet Biden loot.

In the end, nobody gives a rat's patootie about Hunter. He is merely the means to an end; to get Joe Biden.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 02, 2024 07:38 PM (xCA6C)

206 >>> 190 The term “deceptively colored firearm” is defined by SB 1134 as “a firearm of which a substantial portion of the exterior surface is any color other than black, brown, dark grey, dark green, silver, steel, or nickel.”

-
So I guess plaid is right out.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 02, 2024 07:31 PM (L/fGl)
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They're banning pink grips. What a bunch of dopes.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 02, 2024 07:35 PM (ZOv7s)

They are spiteful little twatwaffles who are mad because we mocked them with rainbow and other silly decorations on gubs. Think of all the young girls with Hello Kitty mods - this will not win their votes.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 02, 2024 07:39 PM (KcwUg)

207 Batshit crazy. Anyone who comes unglued over an election is batshit crazy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2024 07:35 PM (YqDXo)

now misquoting Monty Python episodes though

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 07:39 PM (n7h9X)

208 Yes, this business of old ladies looking like lesbians is terrible. Long silver hair is elegant.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Many of the 70yr+ gals at church wear their hair long. To me, stunningly beautiful.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2024 07:39 PM (WXNFJ)

209 At last it can be told. Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd has a thing for Mallory Archer.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 02, 2024 07:36 PM (xCA6C)
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Not quite, but it's a better look. My wife is embracing it, which is nice.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 02, 2024 07:39 PM (ZOv7s)

210 Carpe Donktum🔹 @CarpeDonktum 22h
Pardoning Hunter is an unforced error. If Joe had left it alone, it is extremely unlikely anything would have happened. But this decade long blanket pardon is not only an admission to Hunter's guilt, but it chums the waters of Joe's involvement.

The sharks are now circling.

Carpe Donktum🔹 @CarpeDonktum 22h
BREAKING: Joe Biden issues a blanket pardon to himself. The pardon states that it covers the time period from "the day before I took a shower with my 12 year old daughter until the day I pardoned my crackhead criminal son."

Carpe Donktum🔹 @CarpeDonktum 22h
The cover-up is always what gets you caught. Joe pardoning Hunter from the exact time that they started their little Ukrainian Business Venture marks the beginning of the end for the Biden Crime Family.

Carpe Donktum🔹 @CarpeDonktum 22h
Imagine needing to pardon "an innocent man" for EVERYTHING he MIGHT have done for the last DECADE.

LOL what a joke.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 02, 2024 07:40 PM (hovnC)

211 At last it can be told. Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd has a thing for Mallory Archer.
Posted by: Archimedes

She's dead.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2024 07:40 PM (KAi1n)

212 182, "sometimes"?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 02, 2024 07:40 PM (gY0JQ)

213 Trump could just go ahead and issue out blanket pardons for assassins to dispense with the unpleasantries statue of limitations, amnesty, pardons, reduced sentences or of gathering evidence, going to trial and dealing with communists in the jury pool and just go ahead and send out teams representing the Angel of Death to mete out extreme justice.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 02, 2024 07:36 PM (zCsy

All he would have to do is joke, "You know, I could do that, but I won't".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2024 07:40 PM (Oeno1)

214 Keystone Pipline or equivalent is going to be built. And we're going to Mars.

Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2024 07:41 PM (bhwe+)

215 You've seen the blind experiments where they ask men and women to rate made-up profiles and how with women, the male rating varies more based on job and income than appearance while men only care about looks?

That's how the world really works.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 02, 2024 07:37 PM (ZOv7s)

I would think testing the blind would invalidate the entire experiment

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 07:41 PM (n7h9X)

216 So lying about the origins of Covid-19 to congress could be a crime. Hmmmm... Tell me could the intentional mass murder of millions of people with a designed bio-weapon also be some sort of minor infraction of some sort of law some where, just maybe?

Gee, you don't suppose Fauci's 2017 claim that Trump would face a pandemic during his Presidency could be evidence such a minor infraction as mass murder might have been in the planning stages for years do you? Surely that can't be true can it? And all just to "win" an election?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 02, 2024 07:41 PM (Da7Vv)

217 Pretty cool all our old conspiracy theories are todays headlines.

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at December 02, 2024 07:41 PM (+VovS)

218 >>> 211 At last it can be told. Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd has a thing for Mallory Archer.
Posted by: Archimedes

She's dead.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2024 07:40 PM (KAi1n)

That's *my* line!

Posted by: Leonard H. McCoy at December 02, 2024 07:41 PM (KcwUg)

219 At last it can be told. Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd has a thing for Mallory Archer.
Posted by: Archimedes

She's dead.

Really? That's your line in the sand? Not the fact that she's a cartoon?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 02, 2024 07:41 PM (xCA6C)

220 ace the pardons that may be the most damaging to the country are those granted to all of the coup participants - FBI DOJ IC etc - if they happen. And I fear they are coming.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2024 07:42 PM (799o7)

221 I would think testing the blind would invalidate the entire experiment
Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 07:41 PM (n7h9X)
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No, works for them, too. Guys will always ask: but is she hot? Girls want more data.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 02, 2024 07:42 PM (ZOv7s)

222 Pretty cool all our old conspiracy theories are todays headlines.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at December 02, 2024 07:41 PM (+VovS)

Babylon Bee, Paper of Record:

Biden Forced To Issue Another Pardon After Hunter Commits 17 More Crimes

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 02, 2024 07:42 PM (VNX3d)

223 Pretty cool all our old conspiracy theories are todays headlines.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at December 02, 2024 07:41 PM (+VovS)

I prefer to think of them as "conspiracy probabilities."

Posted by: mrp at December 02, 2024 07:43 PM (rj6Yv)

224 "Pretty cool all our old conspiracy theories are todays headlines.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat"

Weird how that works, huh?

Posted by: The aliens that are coming tomorrow at December 02, 2024 07:43 PM (vFG9F)

225 At last it can be told. Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd has a thing for Mallory Archer.
Posted by: Archimedes

She's dead.
Posted by: SFGoth

She was hot in Play Misty For Me. Maybe a little crazy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 02, 2024 07:43 PM (L/fGl)

226 >>> 220 ace the pardons that may be the most damaging to the country are those granted to all of the coup participants - FBI DOJ IC etc - if they happen. And I fear they are coming.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2024 07:42 PM (799o7)

If Brandon's staffers' autopen does that, well.... I guess they're pouting because they still haven't managed to start WW III.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 02, 2024 07:43 PM (KcwUg)

227 I would think testing the blind would invalidate the entire experiment
Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 07:41 PM (n7h9X)
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No, works for them, too. Guys will always ask: but is she hot? Girls want more data.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 02, 2024 07:42 PM (ZOv7s)

The (blind) guys would assess by feel.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 02, 2024 07:43 PM (VNX3d)

228 ace the pardons that may be the most damaging to the country are those granted to all of the coup participants - FBI DOJ IC etc - if they happen. And I fear they are coming.

I'm beginning to think Old Sleepy Joe means to pull the Democrat temple down around his ears to get revenge. The party will not survive it.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 02, 2024 07:43 PM (xCA6C)

229 Carpe Donktum🔹 @CarpeDonktum 22h
Pardoning Hunter is an unforced error. If Joe had left it alone, it is extremely unlikely anything would have happened. But this decade long blanket pardon is not only an admission to Hunter's guilt, but it chums the waters of Joe's involvement.

FJB did not want his cherished and f'ed-up son to go down in history as a felon. (If he is not sentenced he is not a convicted felon.) Sorta explodes the myth of Bidens being upstanding model citizens.

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2024 07:43 PM (aBgBM)

230 -
People transition. Not firearms.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 02, 2024 07:19 PM (L/fGl)

Pink and purple ones, instead of black or metal look?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN!
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Remember, Ann Barnhardt ordered the first pink AR-15. For a while it became a fad among women.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 02, 2024 07:43 PM (qFifD)

231 ace the pardons that may be the most damaging to the country are those granted to all of the coup participants - FBI DOJ IC etc - if they happen. And I fear they are coming.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2024 07:42 PM (799o7)
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Hunter supposedly blackmailed his father. No one else has anything close to that kind of leverage.

What you're seeing is people hoping they get into that sweet, sweet pardon shit, but knowing that Biden has no idea who they fucking even are.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 02, 2024 07:44 PM (ZOv7s)

232 >>> 228
==
I'm beginning to think Old Sleepy Joe means to pull the Democrat temple down around his ears to get revenge. The party will not survive it.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 02, 2024 07:43 PM (xCA6C)

Oh no!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 02, 2024 07:44 PM (KcwUg)

233 If Biden issues too many pardons, it should be taken as evidence that all those person so pardoned were in a conspiracy to carry out a coup against the United States, and are therefore traitors, who could be shot on sight.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2024 07:45 PM (Oeno1)

234 Breast size is on the bottom of my list .

I'm a Face guy.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

HARAM!!!!

Posted by: Mullah Miklos, austere Bibulous Scholar at December 02, 2024 07:45 PM (+w4kg)

235 The (blind) guys would assess by feel.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 02, 2024 07:43 PM (VNX3d)

A little flat...

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 07:45 PM (n7h9X)

236 It's a crime syndicate.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 02, 2024 07:46 PM (dR6yv)

237 If Trump wants to fire every man Jack at the DOJ then all he has to do is point out the fact that both sides think the DOJ engage in political prosecutions and is corrupt.

Joe said it himself.

Thanks, Joe!

Posted by: Thatch at December 02, 2024 07:46 PM (WuKJL)

238 228 ace the pardons that may be the most damaging to the country are those granted to all of the coup participants - FBI DOJ IC etc - if they happen. And I fear they are coming.

I'm beginning to think Old Sleepy Joe means to pull the Democrat temple down around his ears to get revenge. The party will not survive it.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Yes, every one of those pardoned Fibbers will wear that badge on their CV. Somebody will hire them but they will always wear a shadow.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 02, 2024 07:46 PM (qFifD)

239 >>> 235 The (blind) guys would assess by feel.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 02, 2024 07:43 PM (VNX3d)

A little flat...
Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 07:45 PM (n7h9X)

*seethes*

Posted by: Brie Larson at December 02, 2024 07:46 PM (KcwUg)

240 Covid "tragedy???"

Bullshit. Call that a travesty and be accurate.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at December 02, 2024 07:46 PM (hKoQL)

241 171

'And the day after they will be illegal aliens still, most carrying counterfeit IDs ND/or stolen SSNs, working w/o authorization '

This. Plus it would just make non-democrat America angry all over again and remind them who put 20,000,000 illegal aliens here.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 02, 2024 07:46 PM (3wi/L)

242 The (blind) guys would assess by feel.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 02, 2024 07:43 PM (VNX3d)
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Yes, the ass and boobs and other parts, but the shorthand way of describing it would "brick house" or 36-24-36 for the purposes of a survey on priorities.

Because I don't think you're going to have a lot of women volunteering to be groped by blind guys "for science."

Unless they're very rich, amirite?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 02, 2024 07:46 PM (ZOv7s)

243 Pixie-ish girls with short hair are cute.
Posted by: Oldcat

Yup. Think Audrey Hepburn.

Way back in the day I had a girlfriend who would cut her hair, dress, and wear makeup in a fashion to please me.

Posted by: Auspex at December 02, 2024 07:47 PM (j4U/Z)

244 The path 'Made ya look' was not found.

lol

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 02, 2024 07:47 PM (6ydKt)

245 Café open

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 02, 2024 07:47 PM (hovnC)

246 'And the day after they will be illegal aliens still, most carrying counterfeit IDs ND/or stolen SSNs, working w/o authorization '

This. Plus it would just make non-democrat America angry all over again and remind them who put 20,000,000 illegal aliens here.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 02, 2024 07:46 PM (3wi/L)

just change the IDs once in office. EZPZ

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 07:47 PM (n7h9X)

247 The term “deceptively colored firearm” is defined by SB 1134 as “a firearm of which a substantial portion of the exterior surface is any color other than black, brown, dark grey, dark green, silver, steel, or nickel.”

They are trying to ban gold-plated guns with mother of pearl grips.
Wait until they hear from Pimp International Union.

/ I have an 'angel blue' pistol to pick up. Decided that color would be easier to find in the gun-hamper

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 02, 2024 07:48 PM (/lPRQ)

248 220 ace the pardons that may be the most damaging to the country are those granted to all of the coup participants - FBI DOJ IC etc - if they happen. And I fear they are coming.
Posted by: rhomboid
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Do you think Americans would be curious about the crimes they committed that they are being pardoned for?

Posted by: Rep. Jim Jordan at December 02, 2024 07:48 PM (fs1hN)

249 A little flat...
Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 07:45 PM (n7h9X)

*seethes*
Posted by: Brie Larson at December 02, 2024 07:46 PM (KcwUg)
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Beat me to it. Did you see she cut her hair and washed out the blonde eye? Looks like "Elliot" Page.

BTW, Ellen Page's mutilation was a grave sin.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 02, 2024 07:48 PM (ZOv7s)

250 Yes, the ass and boobs and other parts, but the shorthand way of describing it would "brick house" or 36-24-36 for the purposes of a survey on priorities.

Because I don't think you're going to have a lot of women volunteering to be groped by blind guys "for science."

Unless they're very rich, amirite?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 02, 2024 07:46 PM (ZOv7s)

The blind guys don't know what a brick house looks like either.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 07:49 PM (n7h9X)

251 I know a guy, one of the more upstanding people I know, that got into a non violent legal jackpot of felony weight at age 19. He's now forty, clean since age 19 and can't get his rights restored, such as 2A.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 02, 2024 07:49 PM (gm9Sb)

252 A pardon is not "ego te absalvo"

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2024 07:49 PM (gGMRM)

253 Hunter supposedly blackmailed his father. No one else has anything close to that kind of leverage.

What you're seeing is people hoping they get into that sweet, sweet pardon shit, but knowing that Biden has no idea who they fucking even are.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Must have been a helluva Thanksgiving at the ole biden place.

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at December 02, 2024 07:49 PM (+VovS)

254 BTW, Ellen Page's mutilation was a grave sin.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 02, 2024 07:48 PM (ZOv7s)

The mutilation in her mind was the real sin.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 07:50 PM (n7h9X)

255 If Biden issues too many pardons, it should be taken as evidence that all those person so pardoned were in a conspiracy to carry out a coup against the United States, and are therefore traitors, who could be shot on sight.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2024 07:45 PM (Oeno1)

A couple of Ace posts ago, I asked if a pardon took effect immediately, or if the pardonee had to formally accept it before it first. If Biden starts issuing blanket pardons and no one declines, then the assumption of guilt is near-indisputable.

Posted by: mrp at December 02, 2024 07:50 PM (rj6Yv)

256 “What difference at this point does it make?”

Posted by: Hillary! (Evergreen quote) at December 02, 2024 07:51 PM (fs1hN)

257 Nevermind lil ole me, just changing my sock.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 again. at December 02, 2024 07:51 PM (89Sog)

258 "217 Pretty cool all our old conspiracy theories are todays headlines.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at December 02, 2024 07:41 PM (+VovS):"

*cowardly lion voice*
"Ain't it the truth? Ain't it the truth?"

makes ya wonder, donit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 02, 2024 07:52 PM (gY0JQ)

259 TRUMP WUZ RIGHT: 1 Year ago at XMAS message -- May they rot in Hell...

Didn't agree with it back then, but can now FULLY and TRUTHFULLY get behind it -- because they've worked very hard to earn it.

IceKingJOE's/progeny makes Damien Thorne look decent and respectable.

Joe, matched the Arch-Traitor Villanry of Bill Clinton who granted an unwanted Clemency to unrepentant FALN terrorists who murdered American Citizens after 130 bombings spanning a decade. For Him, for the man who stood there at the pinnacle of our civilization to Piss it all Away: the Eternal Urinal upon his grave shall be his perpetual destiny and fate.

Joe, surpassed even ctHILLARY the unholy creature who watched her own American Soldiers die via HD-Link, AND-THEN trotted out Susan Rice that Benghazi was a YouTube video -- AND-THEN exclaimed with exasperation that deserves imortalization in a repeating hologram on her grave "They're Dead; What difference does it Make"

LIBs. What Price their Vision?

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at December 02, 2024 07:52 PM (ky5Ow)

260 255 If Biden issues too many pardons, it should be taken as evidence that all those person so pardoned were in a conspiracy to carry out a coup against the United States, and are therefore traitors, who could be shot on sight.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2024 07:45 PM (Oeno1)

A couple of Ace posts ago, I asked if a pardon took effect immediately, or if the pardonee had to formally accept it before it first. If Biden starts issuing blanket pardons and no one declines, then the assumption of guilt is near-indisputable.

Posted by: mrp at December 02, 2024 07:50 PM (rj6Yv)

By pardoning people he precludes them going bankrupt defending themselves, which is a favorite tactic in Leftist Lawfare.

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2024 07:54 PM (aBgBM)

261 220 ace the pardons that may be the most damaging to the country are those granted to all of the coup participants - FBI DOJ IC etc - if they happen. And I fear they are coming.
Posted by: rhomboid
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Do you think Americans would be curious about the crimes they committed that they are being pardoned for?
Posted by: Rep. Jim Jordan at December 02, 2024 07:48 PM (fs1hN)

No, we won't be curious, we'll be fucking outraged. Trump sez that the only way we can save the Republic is put hard men and women in charge of the departments and agencies, and if the Senate stands in the way, hoo boy.

Posted by: mrp at December 02, 2024 07:55 PM (rj6Yv)

262 Ivermectin source:

https://www.summitproducts.org/

This is significantly cheaper than what we had to pay a local pharmacy in 2021.

Posted by: Emmie at December 02, 2024 07:57 PM (Sf2cq)

263 From what I've been told , for women the most attractive thing about a man is confidence.

Remember Dunning-Kruger; the bottom 10% of any field are more confident than the top 10% in the field. In other words, women find clueless assholes more attractive than actual top quality men. Sigh.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 02, 2024 07:57 PM (Da7Vv)

264 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 02, 2024 07:37 PM (ZOv7s)

Of course women are drawn to men with money or good job. That equates to security which is innate in the human female and I see nothing wrong with that but they are attracted to confidence because that signifies a lot of other traits females innately look for.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024 07:58 PM (9mIGc)

265 "Well, in the spirit of transparency, I have decided to open up many files that have perplexed the American public. One in particular has been on the minds of many of us of a certain age. Starting out, I would like to introduce retired Marine, still spry at age 85, Lee Harvey Oswald."

President Donald J. Trump

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 02, 2024 07:59 PM (gm9Sb)

266 By pardoning people he precludes them going bankrupt defending themselves, which is a favorite tactic in Leftist Lawfare.
Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2024 07:54 PM (aBgBM)

Who twisted DOJ and FBI staffers' arms to carry out their orders? Maybe they should have considered the consequences of their actions BEFORE the election.

Posted by: mrp at December 02, 2024 07:59 PM (rj6Yv)

267 So lying about the origins of Covid-19 to congress could be a crime. Hmmmm... Tell me could the intentional mass murder of millions of people with a designed bio-weapon also be some sort of minor infraction of some sort of law some where, just maybe?

Gee, you don't suppose Fauci's 2017 claim that Trump would face a pandemic during his Presidency could be evidence such a minor infraction as mass murder might have been in the planning stages for years do you? Surely that can't be true can it? And all just to "win" an election?
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president

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They knew on Day 1 it came from a Chinese Bio-Weapon lab.*
You don't do such a lockdown or stand-up 100,000s beds in field hospitals while closing all the regular hospitals just for the annua flu/coldl.
Fortunately like most things China, it was a dud.

*They probably also knew it funded by Fauci / US too.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 02, 2024 07:59 PM (/lPRQ)

268
And Trump can't pick his own FBI Director? Fuck it. How many divisions does the Senate have?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at December 02, 2024 08:03 PM (I87yH)

269 Unless he can be granted immunity from state and local charges he can likely still plead the 5th.

Posted by: MarineVet at December 02, 2024 08:06 PM (B9VxK)

270 And we're going to Mars.

If I can get some time to talk to Elon, maybe much sooner than you might imagine.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 02, 2024 08:14 PM (Da7Vv)

271 Do you think Americans would be curious about the crimes they committed that they are being pardoned for?

Nothing stops the next administration into listing the crimes that were pardoned along with full contact information of those who received pardons.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 02, 2024 08:14 PM (zCsy8)

272 Remember when the media flipped out that Trump might pardon himself?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2024 08:16 PM (h1VPL)

273 Usually there is a discrete act, like draft-dodging, to give a well-known example. But pardoning someone whose crimes are uknown and have not yet been brought to light?

What if the authorities dig up Hunter's basement with a dozen dead women buried by his hand?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 02, 2024 08:25 PM (zCsy8)

274 Joe Biden is liar. I do not believe anything coming from this guys mouth.

Posted by: wferrin at December 03, 2024 11:15 AM (SryFN)

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