Modern Problems

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— Bilbro Baggins (@Jbanklestankle1) November 24, 2024

Posted by: Ace at 12:20 PM

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1 !

Posted by: wth at November 26, 2024 12:21 PM (v0R5T)

2 St

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 26, 2024 12:21 PM (/6GbT)

3 This thread has possibilities!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 26, 2024 12:21 PM (bZRuM)

4 1

Posted by: runner at November 26, 2024 12:21 PM (QTCRF)

5 Would’ve been first, but I read the content.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 26, 2024 12:22 PM (u73oe)

6 read the content , like a rookie...

Posted by: runner at November 26, 2024 12:22 PM (QTCRF)

7 Wel then.

Innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at November 26, 2024 12:22 PM (gY0JQ)

8 I don't get it...

Posted by: runner at November 26, 2024 12:22 PM (QTCRF)

9 The content is hysterical.
Afternoon Ace.
How did the lasagna turn out?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 26, 2024 12:23 PM (t/2Uw)

10 Might end up being barbecued...

Leonarda Jonie
@leonardaisfunE

All the men on here laughing and calling me fat - you’re not going to be laughing when the economy collapses and you need a woman who can survive the famine.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 26, 2024 12:23 PM (TGPs7)

11
Clearly I've lived too long

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 26, 2024 12:23 PM (dxSpM)

12 Ace must be preppin' something big.

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 12:23 PM (v6JzV)

13 Boyfriend works for the FBI?

Posted by: wth at November 26, 2024 12:23 PM (v0R5T)

14 The underpants gnomes are out of control!

Posted by: Fruit of the Loom at November 26, 2024 12:23 PM (nS6qG)

15 I'm invested. What happened to that girl's thong?

Posted by: bonhomme at November 26, 2024 12:23 PM (Odg76)

16 Picturing Ace driving and posting while green sludge spills from a tanker truck and covers his car.

Posted by: Reforger at November 26, 2024 12:23 PM (xcIvR)

17 50 bucks!
Damn.
I should have taken up sewing!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 26, 2024 12:24 PM (bZRuM)

18 It was the underwear gnomes!

Posted by: Dave's not here, man at November 26, 2024 12:24 PM (raPis)

19 Dammit! I want to know what happened to the underwear..

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 26, 2024 12:24 PM (jbnUc)

20 So far the video is a time waster.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 26, 2024 12:24 PM (mdi0h)

21 I don't get it either.

I was waiting for the climax. *cough* I want to know if he was wearing them. Divinitive. Now my day is ruined.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 26, 2024 12:24 PM (jyAD3)

22 so it's david french and the bull?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 26, 2024 12:24 PM (CWTWj)

23 >I don't question that some will break further. I question the scale.

----

I want that chubby 'NOOO!' chick to shout this time

'NOT AGAAAAAAIIN!'

Posted by: Don Black at November 26, 2024 12:24 PM (/7KEl)

24 I'm invested. What happened to that girl's thong?

Have you met women? She probably put it down someplace else absent-mindedly but will fight to the literal death denying that she did so.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 26, 2024 12:25 PM (2ocoG)

25 So what subject will take over this thread? Medicare? Umami? The socialist proclivities of Norman Rockwell?

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 12:25 PM (v6JzV)

26 Let's fire up pitchforks and get Ace like he's the monster.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 26, 2024 12:25 PM (jyAD3)

27 God, I hope it wasn't a thong...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at November 26, 2024 12:25 PM (xcxpd)

28 8 I don't get it...
Posted by: runner at November 26, 2024 12:22 PM (QTCRF)

Me neither.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 26, 2024 12:25 PM (pohLc)

29 All the men on here laughing and calling me fat - you’re not going to be laughing when the economy collapses and you need a woman who can survive the famine.
......

I don't know. Cannibal Bob probably has a pot big enough for you.

Posted by: wth at November 26, 2024 12:25 PM (v0R5T)

30 This fellow needs to bail on that "relationship."

Lotta red flags there.

Unless he's playing "capture the flag" and she's Latina.

'Cause then he knows/knew damned well what he's getting into.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 26, 2024 12:25 PM (X/fWw)

31 One way to start a story

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2024 12:25 PM (2oLC8)

32 I'm invested. What happened to that girl's thong?
Posted by: bonhomme

Yeah, you can't just leave us hanging like that.

Also, the video stopped before she sent the pic, so it left us hangin' in a different way.

Posted by: mikeski at November 26, 2024 12:25 PM (QNQXN)

33 Thongs are unsanitary and uncomfortable.

Posted by: Granny Panties, FTW! at November 26, 2024 12:25 PM (nS6qG)

34 Inflation is out of control if she paid $50 for a thong. That's retarded, sir.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 26, 2024 12:26 PM (1hQvE)

35 I put on my clean clothes in the bathroom after showering so would never have this issue. Do they have a cat?

Posted by: PaleRider at November 26, 2024 12:26 PM (UKUm3)

36 Rats. Have to wait until I get home so I can see the image.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 26, 2024 12:26 PM (jjoN6)

37 This has all the makings of a multi-part story.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 26, 2024 12:26 PM (Q4IgG)

38 But was he able to avoid the spiders?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 26, 2024 12:26 PM (w9Wax)

39 Suggested funny ending:

Girlfriend posts picture of the expensive $50 thong. Not a link to it, but a picture of the actual one she's apparently missing.

Posted by: Another Anon at November 26, 2024 12:26 PM (QNMaY)

40 No penetration. I can't watch a video that has no penetration.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Sex Pest at November 26, 2024 12:26 PM (Y5VD5)

41 He did not steal her underwear but he's wearing her jeans.

Posted by: N at November 26, 2024 12:26 PM (8XibL)

42 It was a dark and thongy night.

Posted by: spindrift at November 26, 2024 12:27 PM (OguvZ)

43 You know he's going to have the *exact* same thong when he gets home, right?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 26, 2024 12:27 PM (bZRuM)

44 I think ace is cheating on us.

Posted by: runner at November 26, 2024 12:27 PM (QTCRF)

45 I'm invested. What happened to that girl's thong?
Posted by: bonhomme at November 26, 2024 12:23 PM

No idea. Really.

Posted by: The Cat at November 26, 2024 12:27 PM (kgE5c)

46 I'm invested. What happened to that girl's thong?

I think the unstated punch line is that the guy was at work the whole time and couldn't have stolen the thong.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 26, 2024 12:27 PM (2ocoG)

47 I'm invested. What happened to that girl's thong?
Posted by: bonhomme
......

She's wearing it, but it disappeared into the folds.

Posted by: wth at November 26, 2024 12:27 PM (v0R5T)

48 Nope, it was a thong.

And yeah, my bet is on them falling off the bed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at November 26, 2024 12:27 PM (xcxpd)

49 The CNN hit piece on Scott Pressler is so pathetic and predictable.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 26, 2024 12:27 PM (X/fWw)

50 I'll be waiting for a followup for this story.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 26, 2024 12:27 PM (TL7UX)

51 Can we talk about the cost of Christmas trees? What are y’all paying for one, say 8’ tall, a real one?

Posted by: Piper at November 26, 2024 12:28 PM (p4NUW)

52 27 God, I hope it wasn't a thong...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at November 26, 2024 12:25 PM (xcxpd)

========

Spoiler:

It was.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 12:28 PM (GBKbO)

53 $50 for a thong from Victoria's Secret? Maybe La Perla, or Gucci or I don't know WTF I'm saying.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 26, 2024 12:28 PM (jyAD3)

54 When I was married to Mrs. Wolfus No. 2, I would far rather have seen panties *on* her than lying on a bed.

Unless we were lying on the bed too, of course.

I thought VS didn't go in for "enticing the male gaze" any more?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2024 12:28 PM (J2vNu)

55
Her underwear is probably on her head. You know, like when you misplace your glasses.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2024 12:28 PM (oHikC)

56 Willowed from last thread..dad had a Mazda 2200 stick(I learned to drive in it). Rusted out but motor and transmission still great after 300k. I'd buy one of those again -sucked in the winter though

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 26, 2024 12:28 PM (/6GbT)

57 "Thank you for signing up for the automatic return service. A drone will be by shortly to retrieve the item(s ) . "

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 26, 2024 12:28 PM (IG4Id)

58 Girlfriend posts picture of the expensive $50 thong. Not a link to it, but a picture of the actual one she's apparently missing.
Posted by: Another Anon

Wait, who's taking that picture?

Posted by: Boyfriend at Work at November 26, 2024 12:28 PM (w9Wax)

59 One way to start a story
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2024 12:25 PM (2oLC

***

Considers how to insert "It was a dark and stormy night" into this thread.

Gives up.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 26, 2024 12:28 PM (W/lyH)

60 Nancy Mace wears thongs
I know this from X

Posted by: Don Black at November 26, 2024 12:28 PM (/7KEl)

61 The CNN hit piece on Scott Pressler is so pathetic and predictable.

He's a 6'7" gay man who convinced the Amish to vote for Trump en masse. I'm not sure how many of the left's assumptions that violates, but my opening bid is "all of them".

Posted by: Ian S. at November 26, 2024 12:28 PM (2ocoG)

62 Girls in gen y and z are so fat you would no see a thing if they were wearing it, waiting for some odd news story where a girl delivering a baby was found to be wearing 10 thongs

Posted by: N at November 26, 2024 12:29 PM (8XibL)

63 Posted by: Granny Panties, FTW! at November 26, 2024 12:25 PM

Yay for granny panties.

Posted by: huerfano at November 26, 2024 12:29 PM (DKIGo)

64 33 Thongs are unsanitary and uncomfortable.
---------------
They are buttalicious. Does require a lot weeding to pull it off.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 26, 2024 12:29 PM (jFCkp)

65 Trump Surgeon General pic, Dr Janette Nesheiwat was for masking children and supported the Facebook censorship during COVID.

We can do much better.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 26, 2024 12:29 PM (DZ6nv)

66 I was expecting a pet to be involved. Like that cat took them for a toy.

I am disappointed that it didn't even come up.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 26, 2024 12:29 PM (hB7mE)

67 She’s at another guy’s place and mistakenly texted her boyfriend.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 26, 2024 12:29 PM (mdi0h)

68 I'm invested. What happened to that girl's thong?
*
I think the unstated punch line is that the guy was at work the whole time and couldn't have stolen the thong.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 26, 2024

***
And she was so quick to believe he'd taken them, huh? Not a good sign, guy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2024 12:29 PM (J2vNu)

69 Thong skid marks? Hows dat work?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 26, 2024 12:30 PM (gm9Sb)

70 You know, for all the time she was bitching at her boyfriend, she could have. . .I don't know. . .GONE AND LOOKED FOR HER THONG?

Also, that 'song' is oddly catchy. How did they make that?

And also, in an emergency, one can use fancy ladies' panties for a pocket square.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2024 12:30 PM (Q0kLU)

71 Nancy Mace wears thongs

Wishing you had this knowledge first hand

Posted by: N at November 26, 2024 12:30 PM (8XibL)

72 Hey now! A bag from Victoria’s Secret made Dr. Leonard Hofstedder give up his interest in claiming THE ONE RING from the fires of Mt. Doom. Or Peter Jackson's office in New Zealand, which ever one was easier to deliver mail to.

Posted by: Adriane these Boots are made for Walking in the Garden Mud Critic . . . at November 26, 2024 12:30 PM (TX4bP)

73 He posts the extended version.

He had thought her thong was a covid mask and had been wearing it all day.

And, JR was never shot. It was all Bobby's dream.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 26, 2024 12:30 PM (TL7UX)

74 Considers how to insert "It was a dark and stormy night" into this thread.

Gives up.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 26, 2024 12:28 PM

It was a Dark and Stormy Night. Proposed title of new interracial Stormy Daniels video.

You're welcome.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 26, 2024 12:30 PM (kgE5c)

75 She'd better enjoy it now. Project 2025 places heavy tariffs on all imported thongs.

Posted by: National Underwear Review at November 26, 2024 12:30 PM (nS6qG)

76 Apparently, womens' underwear is like bikinis; the smaller it is, the more expensive.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 26, 2024 12:30 PM (RUV1j)

77 I want to know what’s in a woman’s head, not covering her behind.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 26, 2024 12:30 PM (DZ6nv)

78 Holy shit. If he didn’t take her underwear he needs to get the F out of that relationship.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 26, 2024 12:30 PM (D6PGr)

79 She done him wrong
with the pricy thong.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 26, 2024 12:30 PM (W/lyH)

80 Depending on size and age- mistaken for sling or slingshot?

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 26, 2024 12:30 PM (/6GbT)

81 The underwear was missing from the bed but the thong remains the same.

Posted by: ... at November 26, 2024 12:30 PM (5iUPP)

82 Dammit! I want to know what happened to the underwear..
Posted by: Dr. Claw

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: FBI "Special" Agent at November 26, 2024 12:31 PM (v0R5T)

83 Can we talk about the cost of Christmas trees? What are y’all paying for one, say 8’ tall, a real one?
Posted by: Piper

The place I go too, a tree and a wreath will unburden you of northwards of $100. And we don't even get an 8-footer (more like 5- or 6-footer).

But then I'm in the DC area, so...

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 12:31 PM (v6JzV)

84 The full version of the video on X is.... well, shit... unexpected.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 26, 2024 12:31 PM (Q4IgG)

85 I miss Frederick's of Hollywood.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2024 12:31 PM (J2vNu)

86 hay, maybe it's ellen degenerate and portia de portia? i can see them stealing each other's stuff.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 26, 2024 12:31 PM (CWTWj)

87 Any Dr. or any person in general who thought masking children was a good idea can go to effing hell.

That bitch is nuts or dumb. Maybe both.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 26, 2024 12:31 PM (jyAD3)

88 > Have you met women? She probably put it down someplace else absent-mindedly but will fight to the literal death denying that she did so.

My wife will insist I moved something until we find it in a spot where it's much more likely she put it there than me. Thankfully, she won't continue insisting I moved it there. Typically her comment will be something like, "I don't remember putting it there."

Posted by: bonhomme at November 26, 2024 12:31 PM (Odg76)

89 check the corner of the room. Its leaning against the wall, right next to the towel that is also leaning against the wall

Posted by: Kamala's Throat at November 26, 2024 12:32 PM (3TalN)

90 Girlfriend posts picture of the expensive $50 thong. Not a link to it, but a picture of the actual one she's apparently missing.
Posted by: Another Anon

Wait, who's taking that picture?

Posted by: Boyfriend at Work

The UPS guy, of course.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 26, 2024 12:32 PM (RUV1j)

91 I like it when the beat goes (da na da na)
Baby, make your booty go (da na da na)
(Girl, I know you wanna show da na da na)
That thong th-thong thong, thong...

Posted by: Sisqo at November 26, 2024 12:32 PM (Y5VD5)

92 The underwear was missing from the bed but the thong remains the same.
Posted by: ... at November 26, 2024 12:30 PM

Another somebody stole somebody's thong song?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 26, 2024 12:32 PM (kgE5c)

93 Trump Surgeon General pic, Dr Janette Nesheiwat was for masking children and supported the Facebook censorship during COVID.

We can do much better.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 26, 2024 12:29 PM (DZ6nv)

Ugh. Every day I will just tell myself we beat Kuntala and it will be good enough for me. More than good enough. Not unlike where we were in 2017.

Posted by: ... at November 26, 2024 12:32 PM (5iUPP)

94 And also, in an emergency, one can use fancy ladies' panties for a pocket square.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

AOSHQ. Come for the smart military analysis, stay for the awesome life hacks.

Posted by: mikeski at November 26, 2024 12:33 PM (QNQXN)

95 The new Surgeon General is Trump's worst pick yet.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 26, 2024 12:33 PM (jyAD3)

96 Wait, who's taking that picture?

Mirrors: enabling self-photos of your junk since cameras were invented.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 26, 2024 12:33 PM (2ocoG)

97 Can we talk about the cost of Christmas trees? What are y’all paying for one, say 8’ tall, a real one?
Posted by: Piper at November 26, 2024 12:28 PM (p4NUW)

I need to plant some. The Nobles are getting really spendy and would be worth it. I don't do a tree, I never really did, but my wife would like one that doesn't cost like it is made out of gold foil, and she had friends she would love to give them to.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2024 12:33 PM (D7oie)

98 So what subject will take over this thread? Medicare? Umami? The socialist proclivities of Norman Rockwell?
Posted by: Bulg
+++
The same thing we talk about every day Pinky.
Boobs.

Posted by: Hilaria at November 26, 2024 12:33 PM (Lo97M)

99 My wife will insist I moved something until we find it in a spot where it's much more likely she put it there than me. Thankfully, she won't continue insisting I moved it there. Typically her comment will be something like, "I don't remember putting it there."

Women have the advantage of not bing tightly wedded to reason, helps in arguments

Posted by: N at November 26, 2024 12:33 PM (8XibL)

100 83 Years ago, my ex BiL went up to his hometown of Skowhegan ME and brought back a trailer of Christmas trees. Got a Montgomery County peddlers permit and made bank, selling out in two days.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 26, 2024 12:34 PM (gm9Sb)

101 A thread on womens panties.

Lord.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 26, 2024 12:34 PM (hSjw8)

102 Do people still eat edible panties?

Posted by: fd at November 26, 2024 12:34 PM (vFG9F)

103 The truly OBVIOUS choice for Surgeon General would have been Florida's SG. He's been amazing.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 26, 2024 12:34 PM (jyAD3)

104 98 The same thing we talk about every day Pinky.
Boobs.
Posted by: Hilaria at November 26, 2024 12:33 PM (Lo97M)

========

Which movie inspired by boobs is superior?

Spring Breakers or All the President's Men?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 12:34 PM (GBKbO)

105 Hey now! A bag from Victoria’s Secret made Dr. Leonard Hofstedder give up his interest in claiming THE ONE RING from the fires of Mt. Doom. Or Peter Jackson's office in New Zealand, which ever one was easier to deliver mail to.
Posted by: Adriane these Boots are made for Walking in the Garden Mud Critic . . . at November 26, 2024

***
You know, when a region has a feature called Mount DOOM, it might be a good idea to steer around it. Just sayin'.

Property values wouldn't be anything to write home about either.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2024 12:34 PM (J2vNu)

106 Can we talk about the cost of Christmas trees? What are y’all paying for one, say 8’ tall, a real one?
Posted by: Piper

I can't afford a real tree.

And I'm not poor, it is just too much money for me to spend. I can't afford something if it is not a reasonable cost.
Same story with phones. Someone tells me they spent close to a grand on a phone, I tell them I can't afford that, either.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 26, 2024 12:34 PM (RUV1j)

107 83 Can we talk about the cost of Christmas trees? What are y’all paying for one, say 8’ tall, a real one?
Posted by: Piper

The place I go too, a tree and a wreath will unburden you of northwards of $100. And we don't even get an 8-footer (more like 5- or 6-footer).

But then I'm in the DC area, so...
Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 12:31 PM (v6JzV)

Looks like $250-300 here. I am crying. For a tree I know is going to be climbed by cats. This is such an insane idea.

Posted by: Piper at November 26, 2024 12:34 PM (p4NUW)

108 It was a dark and stormy night
The thunder rolled as the rain struck staccato
I was in my boudoir and showering
The lights flickered and I was scared
Ran back to get clothed only to see
My panties vanishing off the bed
I doth screeched in alarm yelling
Giving chase only to spy the panty gnome
With a swift kick of foot I sent him a-flying
Thus saving my unmentionables only to find the door open
And goggled-eyed was my betrothed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2024 12:35 PM (2oLC8)

109 I bought my girlfriend a set of Panties /bra from La Perla in their Manhattan retail store. Like buying a $150 tie that I would never do.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 26, 2024 12:35 PM (D6PGr)

110 94 And also, in an emergency, one can use fancy ladies' panties for a pocket square.
Posted by: M

What's the emergency in which somebody is required to appear gay?

Posted by: N at November 26, 2024 12:35 PM (8XibL)

111 105 You know, when a region has a feature called Mount DOOM, it might be a good idea to steer around it. Just sayin'.

Property values wouldn't be anything to write home about either.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2024 12:34 PM (J2vNu)

=======

I believe you mean Amon Amarth, the Mountain of Fate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 12:35 PM (GBKbO)

112 $5 to $20 if you cut your own tree with a BLM or NFS permit Piper. The cats are going to demolish it anyway so why spend $$$ on one that someone pruned into perfection. Or sometimes people replace their trees and put their old ones on FB marketplace or CL and you can get an acceptable used tree at a good price.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 26, 2024 12:35 PM (UKUm3)

113 Thong, Flung. Blue : Neil Diamond (1972)

Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2024 12:35 PM (z/jjr)

114
George
@BehizyTweets
President Trump will be bringing Natalie Harp to the White House with him. She's the aide who types out his social media posts & keeps him informed on many topics.

Harp's story with Trump is very wholesome. His "Right To Try" policy saved her life by allowing her to take a life-saving drug that hadn't yet been tested. She has been loyal to him ever since. According to reports, Trump treats her like his own daughter.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 26, 2024 12:35 PM (TGPs7)

115
I'd like to speak to the person in charge of content for this blog.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 26, 2024 12:35 PM (dxSpM)

116 Trump Surgeon General pic, Dr Janette Nesheiwat was for masking children and supported the Facebook censorship during COVID.
......

Yeah but does she wear a thong?

Posted by: wth at November 26, 2024 12:35 PM (v0R5T)

117 I know thongs look sexy on a fit female form, but still

skidmarks

whatcha want is those 1950s panties that come all the way up to the natural waist

Posted by: Don Black at November 26, 2024 12:36 PM (/7KEl)

118 106

I can't afford a real tree.

And I'm not poor, it is just too much money for me to spend. I can't afford something if it is not a reasonable cost.
Same story with phones. Someone tells me they spent close to a grand on a phone, I tell them I can't afford that, either.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Same. I should get another artificial tree, but those are also insanely expensive. It may be a Charlie Brown Christmas here.

Posted by: Piper at November 26, 2024 12:36 PM (p4NUW)

119 My family grew Christmas trees when I was a kid. Lotta work.

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 12:36 PM (v6JzV)

120 Why is somebody buying a.woman underwear, when they are best not wearing any clothes

Posted by: N at November 26, 2024 12:36 PM (8XibL)

121 willowed, cuz I'm slow:

First off, when did Google start throwing in Captchas to log-in?
I've gotten like 10 of them the last few weeks.

Second, Glenn Beck tears up the "It's impossible to deport millions of people!!" narrative.

https://youtu.be/w_uCq-veTsI
(9m42s)

Turns out Bill Clinton deported 13 million on his own.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 26, 2024 12:36 PM (6ydKt)

122 Thong, Flung. Blue : Neil Diamond (1972)

I thought that was "Neil Diamond as sung by Mike Tyson".

Posted by: Ian S. at November 26, 2024 12:36 PM (2ocoG)

123 Apparently, womens' underwear is like bikinis; the smaller it is, the more expensive.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 26, 2024 12:30 PM (RUV1j)

Air.

Posted by: Ooops, did I say that out loud? at November 26, 2024 12:36 PM (FCbAQ)

124 In case anyone hasn't noticed, the Surgeon General position is about as powerful as Second Assistant Den Mother, Cub Scout Pack 312.

Posted by: Nice Uniform, Though at November 26, 2024 12:36 PM (nS6qG)

125 About this study finding that toxic DEI poison ranting about racist boogeymen under every bed turns people into . . . toxic racists ranting about boogeymen under every bed. Thank god for this study. I had no idea! What’s next? They’ll tell me that water is wet, night follows day, and a guy has a better chance to pick up Mannix babes if he’s cruising SoBe in a Lambo than he does circling Golden Corral in a Yugo.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 26, 2024 12:36 PM (iFTx/)

126 Leftists today: You can't simply impose tariffs and expect good results! You should negotiate to get a win-win result! Give diplomacy a try! Because your mean tariffs will only increase costs for all Americans and not make foreign nations do what you want! WAAAAAAHHH!

Posted by: Gref at November 26, 2024 12:36 PM (aBgBM)

127 The place I go too, a tree and a wreath will unburden you of northwards of $100. And we don't even get an 8-footer (more like 5- or 6-footer).

But then I'm in the DC area, so...
Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 12:31 PM (v6JzV)

Looks like $250-300 here. I am crying. For a tree I know is going to be climbed by cats. This is such an insane idea.

We usually buy an 8' Frasier fir, and this year, I'm expecting it to be closer to $200.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 26, 2024 12:36 PM (xCA6C)

128 (whistles nonchalantly)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ladies, men laughed at the desks in detention hall at November 26, 2024 12:36 PM (YtsHq)

129 >>I bought my girlfriend a set of Panties /bra from La Perla in their Manhattan retail store. Like buying a $150 tie that I would never do.

Hanky Panky, I think is the brand she will thank you for.

You are gonna have to buy her a lot more than one pair, though.

Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2024 12:37 PM (z/jjr)

130 "The Beat goes thong,
Yeah, the Beat goes thong --
Drums keep a-poundin' rhythm to the brain. . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2024 12:37 PM (J2vNu)

131 Which movie inspired by boobs is superior?

Spring Breakers or All the President's Men?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 12:34 PM (GBKbO)

Career Opportunities

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2024 12:37 PM (D7oie)

132
Yeah.

Did someone buy the blog or are we just getting an early start on the Holiday drinking?

Posted by: Auspex at November 26, 2024 12:37 PM (j4U/Z)

133 If you can't find your thongs how will you turn the steaks?

Posted by: wth at November 26, 2024 12:37 PM (v0R5T)

134 At the big box stores, around $80 ... probably better at the cut-it-yourself out in the country.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at November 26, 2024 12:37 PM (gY0JQ)

135 Some artificial trees are so real looking I can't see buying a new one, what with the maintenance, fire hazard, and disposal. Get some pine smell aerosol and you're set. Of course, tradition.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 26, 2024 12:38 PM (gm9Sb)

136 First off, when did Google start throwing in Captchas to log-in?
I've gotten like 10 of them the last few weeks.

-

Did you start using a VPN? Google HATES things that thwart the government building a better record of your thoughts and movements.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ladies, men laughed at the desks in detention hall at November 26, 2024 12:38 PM (YtsHq)

137 I don't get it

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 26, 2024 12:38 PM (iFTx/)

138 Trump Surgeon General pic, Dr Janette Nesheiwat was for masking children and supported the Facebook censorship during COVID.

We can do much better.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 26, 2024 12:29 PM (DZ6nv)

Agree it does not look good. At the very least, she should do a big mea culpa, and admit publicly that her recommendations were 100% wrong, and that she has seen the light. She must also admit that the clot shot is worthless and dangerous, and that it was a crime to force people to take it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2024 12:38 PM (iLFFu)

139 A thread on womens panties.

Lord.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 26, 2024 12:34 PM

I know, wright? t's not like only women wear them!

Posted by: Sam Brinton at November 26, 2024 12:38 PM (kgE5c)

140 Her underwear is probably on her head. You know, like when you misplace your glasses.
---
This guy is trying to get his mentally handicapped brother a job. So he takes him to a job fair.
The screener asks, "what kind of job is he looking for?"
"Diesel fitter."
"I'm sorry, I've never heard of that. What is that?"
"Well, he take a pair of women's underwear and puts them on his head. If they're the right size, then ... diesel fitter."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 26, 2024 12:38 PM (X/fWw)

141 The wife and I had a talk about XMAS Tree in a Box from Home Depot. I don't like the cost and I hate the clean up required from a dead tree in my living room.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 26, 2024 12:38 PM (jFCkp)

142 My first choice for surgeon general is h.l. mencken

Posted by: N at November 26, 2024 12:38 PM (8XibL)

143 83 Years ago, my ex BiL went up to his hometown

Posted by: bill in arkansas

Holy Mackerel!
83 years ago, no wonder he's an X BIL, he should be deceased by now!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 26, 2024 12:38 PM (bZRuM)

144 Some artificial trees are so real looking I can't see buying a new one, what with the maintenance, fire hazard, and disposal. Get some pine smell aerosol and you're set. Of course, tradition.

And storage space. Lots of people don't have the room for one.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 26, 2024 12:39 PM (xCA6C)

145 Y'know, jokes work better when you respond to the right comment and not copy/paste the wrong one.
Let's try again;

I want to know what’s in a woman’s head, not covering her behind.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 26, 2024 12:30 PM (DZ6nv)

Air.

Posted by: Ooops, did I say that out loud? at November 26, 2024 12:39 PM (FCbAQ)

146 Google HATES things that thwart the government building a better record of your thoughts and movements.

The CIA likes to get their money's worth.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 26, 2024 12:39 PM (2ocoG)

147 I once had a dog that loved to steal my underwear.

It was really embarrassing when she went out the pet door with my underwear in her mouth while I had guys doing outside house repairs.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 26, 2024 12:39 PM (NpAcC)

148 A thread on womens panties.

Lord.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 26, 2024 12:34 PM (hSjw

That's a thread you do not want to pull.

Posted by: ... at November 26, 2024 12:39 PM (5iUPP)

149 Looks like $250-300 here. I am crying. For a tree I know is going to be climbed by cats. This is such an insane idea.
Posted by: Piper at November 26, 2024 12:34 PM (p4NUW)

we grow them here, but DA HELL?

I could mail you one for that price.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2024 12:39 PM (D7oie)

150 Wait, I thought it was a thread on a woman putting her panties next to her car keys?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ladies, men laughed at the desks in detention hall at November 26, 2024 12:39 PM (YtsHq)

151 trending on twixxer: brie larson got a short 'pixie' haircut.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 26, 2024 12:39 PM (CWTWj)

152 Did someone buy the blog or are we just getting an early start on the Holiday drinking?
Posted by: Auspex at November 26, 2024 12:37 PM

"Or"?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 26, 2024 12:39 PM (kgE5c)

153 Man oh man this winter has started off GREAT!!! Just got back from Aspen and the powder is awesome! I owned, and I mean OWNED the Highland Bowl. Easy hike up too...

LETS DANCE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5ZegCEmkN4

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at November 26, 2024 12:39 PM (EFZgU)

154 And then the murders started.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 26, 2024 12:39 PM (63Dwl)

155 Heh.

But I feel cheated.

What happened to the underwear?

Posted by: EFG at November 26, 2024 12:39 PM (jTEUc)

156 Mount Doom huh?

https://tinyurl.com/m6vxak66

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2024 12:39 PM (4aTF4)

157 Why is somebody buying a.woman underwear, when they are best not wearing any clothes
Posted by: N

Same reason you wrap Christmas presents.

Posted by: mikeski at November 26, 2024 12:39 PM (QNQXN)

158 Her underwear is probably on her head.

What is quotes from the sultan of Bruni for $100

Posted by: N at November 26, 2024 12:39 PM (8XibL)

159 Afternoon Ace. I really want to see how this ended up. A mystery has to have a conclusion and a reveal

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 26, 2024 12:40 PM (FxDm7)

160 Pretty sure Project 2025 has a section that will cap the cost of underwear to a percentage over the cost of the amount of fabric used.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 26, 2024 12:40 PM (fdSku)

161
Same reason you wrap Christmas presents

The best place for women's clothes is the flopr

Posted by: N at November 26, 2024 12:40 PM (8XibL)

162 That is really quite creative.
Also funny as heck.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 26, 2024 12:40 PM (MeG8a)

163 127 The place I go too, a tree and a wreath will unburden you of northwards of $100. And we don't even get an 8-footer (more like 5- or 6-footer).

But then I'm in the DC area, so...
Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 12:31 PM (v6JzV)

Looks like $250-300 here. I am crying. For a tree I know is going to be climbed by cats. This is such an insane idea.

We usually buy an 8' Frasier fir, and this year, I'm expecting it to be closer to $200.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 26, 2024 12:36 PM

I don't remember how much I paid but I bought an artificial tree 3 years ago and it's still going strong. It's up and I'm almost finished decorating it. I'm hoping to get my money's worth out of this.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 26, 2024 12:41 PM (1hQvE)

164 I think the FS charges $10 for a Tree Permit.

Go cut a tree down. Like your forebearers.

Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2024 12:41 PM (z/jjr)

165 trending on twixxer: brie larson got a short 'pixie' haircut.

-

hahahaha, and I'm betting a blue bracelet, too. Couldn't be Stronk and Empowered enough to shave it completely off, though.

Hopefully she'll stop having abortions like we requested, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ladies, men laughed at the desks in detention hall at November 26, 2024 12:41 PM (YtsHq)

166 Afternoon.

I appear to be stuck in South Carolina.

Should I start looking for homes to buy?

Posted by: Denali at November 26, 2024 12:41 PM (+C44r)

167 So wait, not opening the video on the phone. Who was wearing her underwear?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 26, 2024 12:41 PM (JQfE3)

168 I had a girl i banged on the couch... she was later like, "please give me my panties back. "

Same thing, same conversation. A decade late I hadto disassemble the sofa and found them. Deep inside the guts of the couch. True story

Posted by: Jdv at November 26, 2024 12:41 PM (w772C)

169 158 Her underwear is probably on her head.

That happens.

Posted by: H.I. "Hi" McDunnough at November 26, 2024 12:41 PM (PiwSw)

170
HM and I have separate bathrooms and our respective closets are on opposite sides of the house. This helps ensure domestic tranquility.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 26, 2024 12:41 PM (dxSpM)

171 I remember when a live Xmas tree was $1 a foot

and we weren't allowed on the lawn

Posted by: Don Black at November 26, 2024 12:41 PM (/7KEl)

172 Some artificial trees are so real looking I can't see buying a new one, what with the maintenance, fire hazard, and disposal. Get some pine smell aerosol and you're set. Of course, tradition.

Posted by: bill in arkansas

And you can get 7-8 years out of a fake one.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 26, 2024 12:41 PM (RUV1j)

173 'Our Thong"
( -- Taylor Swift)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2024 12:42 PM (J2vNu)

174 The best place for women's clothes is the flopr
Posted by: N

Hey, Big Boy, agreed. I'll start peeling.
-- Lena Dunham

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 12:42 PM (v6JzV)

175 >>Can we talk about the cost of Christmas trees? What are y’all paying for one, say 8’ tall, a real one?

Posted by: Piper

At HEB yesterday they were priced from $80 to $230.

Posted by: Aviator at November 26, 2024 12:42 PM (HQ9Sl)

176 Wait, I thought it was a thread on a woman putting her panties next to her car keys?
Posted by: Mor

It is

Where do you think her keys are

Posted by: N at November 26, 2024 12:42 PM (8XibL)

177 I thought brie Larson already had a pixie cut in captain marvel?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 26, 2024 12:42 PM (JQfE3)

178 "The Logical Thong"
( -- Supertramp)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2024 12:42 PM (J2vNu)

179 Panties on head?

Time to watch that Tenchi Muyo episode again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2024 12:42 PM (4aTF4)

180 Off fucking Denali sock!

This was a funny vidya.

https://youtube.com/shorts/coEOXX2AB7A

Posted by: Robert at November 26, 2024 12:42 PM (MKA/0)

181 150 Wait, I thought it was a thread on a woman putting her panties next to her car keys?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ladies, men laughed at the desks in detention hall at November 26, 2024 12:39 PM (YtsHq)

I've actually been late to a function and after loading my car I walked around in a panic searching for my keys. They were in my left hand. I have no idea how I didn't realize it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 26, 2024 12:42 PM (1hQvE)

182 Used to be in Western Oregon you could buy a 8ft Douglas Fir for $5 and they would strap it to the top of your vehicle and give you a cup of hot chocolate to send you on your way.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 26, 2024 12:43 PM (WuJwx)

183 60 Nancy Mace wears thongs
I know this from X
Posted by: Don Black at November 26, 2024 12:28 PM (/7KEl)

Had female coworker refer to them as butt-floss. She was a hoot. Mech engineer. Sometimes mentioned how close two surfaces were as within an RCH. Why yes, this was 3 decades ago...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 26, 2024 12:43 PM (ynpvh)

184 Same. I should get another artificial tree, but those are also insanely expensive. It may be a Charlie Brown Christmas here.
Posted by: Piper

The nice thing about artificial trees as that it's an insanely expensive purchase you can amortize over several years.

And it you buy them after Christmas, they're usually on sale for half price.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 26, 2024 12:43 PM (hB7mE)

185 You know, when a region has a feature called Mount DOOM, it might be a good idea to steer around it. Just sayin'.

Property values wouldn't be anything to write home about either.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
+++
Same goes for any place named mosquito lake or rattlesnake canyon.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at November 26, 2024 12:43 PM (Lo97M)

186
Hey, Big Boy, agreed. I'll start peeling.
-- Lena Dunham
Posted by: B

Funny that when somebody suggest unclothed women that is where your mind goes

Posted by: N at November 26, 2024 12:43 PM (8XibL)

187 Best thing about Janet is the yabbos.

Posted by: wth at November 26, 2024 12:43 PM (v0R5T)

188 LOL!

'A dollar a foot- same as in town.'
- Milton Berle

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 26, 2024 12:43 PM (JQfE3)

189 Despite the less than ideal name, the style of ladies draw's known as boyshorts > thongs.

Posted by: Doof at November 26, 2024 12:43 PM (jgdZo)

190 I miss Frederick's of Hollywood.

Lane Bryant of Hollywood is where we're at now.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at November 26, 2024 12:43 PM (zdLoL)

191 Wow, really? Wow.
I guess we are near the start of the tree supply chain!

@ 112, good point, PaleRider

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at November 26, 2024 12:43 PM (gY0JQ)

192 "Same Old Thong and Dance"
( -- Aerosmith)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2024 12:43 PM (J2vNu)

193 Pull this thread
As I walk away

Posted by: A Wheezeer Thong at November 26, 2024 12:43 PM (w9Wax)

194 The best place for women's clothes is the flopr
Posted by: N at November 26, 2024 12:40 PM (8XibL)

I prefer not to call mine that.

Posted by: ... at November 26, 2024 12:43 PM (5iUPP)

195 "Your Thong"

- Elton John

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 26, 2024 12:43 PM (kgE5c)

196 136 Did you start using a VPN? Google HATES things that thwart the government building a better record of your thoughts and movements.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ladies, men laughed at the desks in detention hall at November 26, 2024 12:38 PM (YtsHq)

- -- -
Nah, they just started popping up in between the Email address page and the password page one day out of the blue.

Even worse, it's the old style Google captchas that were random letters all squished up and wavy.
Those suck trying to read them sometimes.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 26, 2024 12:43 PM (6ydKt)

197 Same thing, same conversation. A decade late I hadto disassemble the sofa and found them. Deep inside the guts of the couch. True story
_____

Always check deep in the crevices for lost underwear.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 26, 2024 12:43 PM (fdSku)

198 Robert

Tensor is being naughty with rendering hands, again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2024 12:44 PM (4aTF4)

199 Who was wearing her underwear?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 26, 2024 12:41 PM (JQfE3)

It cuts off before that point.

Maybe the cat stole 'em.

Posted by: Robert at November 26, 2024 12:44 PM (MKA/0)

200 I have a 3 foot artificial tree that I’ve used for 17 years now. It’s just me so ………

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 26, 2024 12:44 PM (D6PGr)

201 Piper, good for you for wanting to get a real tree.

Fake trees are like tofurkey.

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 12:44 PM (v6JzV)

202 I guess we can bend the rule this far.

Wisconsin 10-year-old calls 911 because math is hard

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 26, 2024 12:44 PM (L/fGl)

203 butt floss is right

just- no.

Posted by: Don Black at November 26, 2024 12:44 PM (/7KEl)

204 Pretty much every other pick at HHS is someone who was pummeled by the bureaucracy for their honesty, level headedness and adherence to constitutional liberty during COVID. I have no idea how Trump got Janette Nesheiwat in that mix.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 26, 2024 12:44 PM (DZ6nv)

205 What's the matter with that guy? Should have blamed the dog.

Posted by: No Name Today at November 26, 2024 12:45 PM (vlXMQ)

206 Look at the bright side, she didn't find someone else's underwear while looking.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 26, 2024 12:45 PM (RUV1j)

207 >>Despite the less than ideal name, the style of ladies draw's known as boyshorts > thongs.

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of Underwear Science?

Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2024 12:45 PM (z/jjr)

208 Nancy Mace wears thongs
I know this from X
Posted by: Don Black at November 26, 2024 12:28 PM (/7KEl)

Link! Link, you sonovabitch!

Posted by: Robert at November 26, 2024 12:45 PM (MKA/0)

209 It is cheaper now, in tx, to hire a Mexican to decorate himself and stand in the corner singing Spanish cars

Posted by: N at November 26, 2024 12:45 PM (8XibL)

210 "I did not take your underwear"

and that's when the killings began.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 26, 2024 12:45 PM (Cus5s)

211 185 You know, when a region has a feature called Mount DOOM, it might be a good idea to steer around it. Just sayin'.

Property values wouldn't be anything to write home about either.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
+++
Same goes for any place named mosquito lake or rattlesnake canyon.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at November 26, 2024 12:43 PM (Lo97M)

Brokeback mountain

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 26, 2024 12:46 PM (ynpvh)

212 I can't afford a real tree.

And I'm not poor, it is just too much money for me to spend. I can't afford something if it is not a reasonable cost.
Same story with phones. Someone tells me they spent close to a grand on a phone, I tell them I can't afford that, either.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 26, 2024 12:34 PM (RUV1j)

This - 100%.

I got 20 years out of my 1st artificial tree (and would have been longer if my cat didn't gnaw on it every year thinking it was real). I'm on tree #2 (always unlit b/c lights go 1st) and plan on making it go another 20+ (we're on year 5 now)...

Most environmentally friendly option there is - yes, I tell my green sis this (she also does artificial, so she knows)...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 26, 2024 12:46 PM (exHjb)

213 I personally got an 18" artificial tree several years ago, because I don't have space for anything bigger.

And then I got to have the fun of making earring-sized miniature ornaments for it.

... I ought to put it up this year.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 26, 2024 12:46 PM (hB7mE)

214 166 Afternoon.

I appear to be stuck in South Carolina.

Should I start looking for homes to buy?

Posted by: Denali at November 26, 2024 12:41 PM (+C44r)

-- -- --

Why not?
Everybody else around here is.
They're building subdivisions like it's Lincoln Logs.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 26, 2024 12:46 PM (6ydKt)

215 The joke is that he's at work and playing a video game. The thong is a red herring.

Posted by: The Sum Also Rises at November 26, 2024 12:47 PM (qUkBO)

216 We ain't done a real tree in 15 years. We have a little ready-to-assemble fakey one that we set on an end table. Our kids have not lived with us in over a decade, so me and the Missus do the bare minimum.

Also. Outdoor lights? Never!

Bah! humbug!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Part of the E-4 Mafia at November 26, 2024 12:47 PM (xPJvm)

217 Its better than the mid-morning art post.

Posted by: Crusader at November 26, 2024 12:47 PM (TN0g+)

218 'Communism was just a red herring!'
-Wadsworth

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 26, 2024 12:48 PM (JQfE3)

219 One year I took a bunch of grape prunings I cut off the grape vines, and wove a bunch of wreaths out of them, and let them dry.
The idea was to get a bunch of fir boughs and stick them into the wreathes to make a re-usable wreath, or just a cheap ones I suppose.
Never got beyond that, though

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2024 12:48 PM (D7oie)

220 yeah, tree permit is $15 in Chequamegon N. F. up norf

(sha-wah-me-gon ... in case you wondered)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at November 26, 2024 12:48 PM (gY0JQ)

221 Tensor is being naughty with rendering hands, again.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2024 12:44 PM (4aTF4)

I like the one you made with the chick on the beach. Her boat is clearly wrecked on the rocks and she's like, "Fuck it, I'm going to work on my tan."

Posted by: Robert at November 26, 2024 12:48 PM (MKA/0)

222 The thong is a red herring

Ish?

Posted by: N at November 26, 2024 12:48 PM (8XibL)

223 I don't remember how much I paid but I bought an artificial tree 3 years ago and it's still going strong. It's up and I'm almost finished decorating it. I'm hoping to get my money's worth out of this.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 26, 2024 12:41 PM (1hQvE)

My artificial tree was under $50, bought in January 5 years ago for 75% off after I knew my old one had to go...

And it's perfect.

It's a 7ft Douglas Fir unlit...(unlit actually costs more full price)...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 26, 2024 12:48 PM (exHjb)

224 Missing underwear can lead to a fight.

An extra pair of women's underwear, though.
That's an entirely different scenario.

My ex wife once pulled a pair of panties out of the laundry that she claimed were not hers...
holy shit, that was an event.

Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2024 12:48 PM (z/jjr)

225 On the way to work been watching a new subdivision arise.

It is called The Hollows.

They are scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2024 12:48 PM (4aTF4)

226 We have an artificial tree. My wife is very meticulous with its decoration. Takes her hours to get it done.

I go off and drink.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 26, 2024 12:49 PM (Q4IgG)

227
Good morning.

Well, it's official for the Dems, too. MSM is dead. Harris campaign officials decided it's time to discuss What Happened and they're not talking to the NY Times or the Wapo or doing a CNN townhall. They're on a podcast. Pod Save America, a Bulwark-like gang whose lamentations I've been enjoying since November 6.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 26, 2024 12:49 PM (jNjoq)

228 Disney's "Thong of the South" has been canceled for decades now.

Posted by: Zombie Phil Harris at November 26, 2024 12:49 PM (nS6qG)

229 Was it the late Dave in TX who had the story of the kitschy Christmas tree that his wife always made him keep in a back room out of public sight?

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 12:49 PM (v6JzV)

230 The thong is a red herring.
Posted by: The Sum Also Rises at November 26, 2024 12:47 PM (qUkBO)

That's not the thong. And it's not a herring.

Posted by: ... at November 26, 2024 12:49 PM (5iUPP)

231 "Modern Problems" ... starring Chevy Chase?

just an FYI
Modern Problems is a 1981 American science fiction black comedy film written and directed by Ken Shapiro and starring Chevy Chase, Patti D'Arbanville, and Dabney Coleman. The film grossed $26.2 million on an $8 million budget (about $88 million on a $27 million budget, in today's currency)

Posted by: illiniwek at November 26, 2024 12:49 PM (Cus5s)

232 at wast
my wove has come awong
my wonwy nights awe wover
and wife is wike a song

Posted by: Don Black at November 26, 2024 12:49 PM (/7KEl)

233 There's a guy out there, I see him on Instagram, who puts bad Tinder conversations to song.

Pretty funny.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 26, 2024 12:49 PM (X/fWw)

234 When I was a kid my grandma had an original silver fake tree for decades. She replaced it with a small artificial pine tree maybe 5 years before the silver ones came back in style for a bit.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 26, 2024 12:49 PM (UKUm3)

235 I don't really have room now to put up even an artificial tree, which is what I'd want. The real thing sheds needles into the carpet and lasts only one season, and then you throw it out and do the routine all over next year. Better to have an artificial one that looks good and lasts for some years..

Maybe when I have my house I'll make room in the living room or den for a tree, next year.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2024 12:49 PM (J2vNu)

236 Who is proofreading my comments

Posted by: N at November 26, 2024 12:49 PM (8XibL)

237 138 Trump Surgeon General pic, Dr Janette Nesheiwat was for masking children and supported the Facebook censorship during COVID.

We can do much better.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 26, 2024 12:29 PM (DZ6nv)

Agree it does not look good. At the very least, she should do a big mea culpa, and admit publicly that her recommendations were 100% wrong, and that she has seen the light. She must also admit that the clot shot is worthless and dangerous, and that it was a crime to force people to take it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2024 12:38 PM (iLFFu)

I need to see her in bikini bottoms (or panties) before I can pass judgement, ala Pam Bondi.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at November 26, 2024 12:50 PM (xcxpd)

238 The thong is a red herring
......

Phew. 2 minutes in the shower wasn't quite enough.

Posted by: wth at November 26, 2024 12:50 PM (v0R5T)

239 Thong of The Thouth

Posted by: MIKE TYTHON at November 26, 2024 12:50 PM (wtvvX)

240 216 We ain't done a real tree in 15 years. We have a little ready-to-assemble fakey one that we set on an end table. Our kids have not lived with us in over a decade, so me and the Missus do the bare minimum.

Also. Outdoor lights? Never!

Bah! humbug!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Part of the E-4 Mafia at November 26, 2024 12:47 PM (xPJvm)

I got solar outdoor lights...again, 75% off sale like 7 Christmases ago. Cost me $10, and nothing more since. Amazed they still work and won't replace them til they are dead b/c I have one big bush to decorate and they do it just perfectly...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 26, 2024 12:50 PM (exHjb)

241 Was it the late Dave in TX who had the story of the kitschy Christmas tree that his wife always made him keep in a back room out of public sight?
Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 12:49 PM (v6JzV)

The Crap Tree. Epic. A must-read every year.

Posted by: Doof at November 26, 2024 12:50 PM (jgdZo)

242
Director of Airplane! is mort.

Jim Abrahams, part of the trio of joo directors/writers, Zucker, Abrahams, & Zucker.

Other notable funny films to his credit:
Hot Shots, Part Deaux!
Naked Gun
Top Secret!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2024 12:50 PM (fPeVa)

243 A thread on womens panties.

Lord.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 26, 2024 12:34 PM

To be fair, nurse, they are more attractive than mens' underwear.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2024 12:50 PM (Q0kLU)

244 Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2024 12:48 PM (z/jjr)

Oh yeah? Well I tested positive for gonorrhea. False positive. Things were not ok until that second test.

Thanks a lot doc, I didn't even ask you to test for that!

Posted by: ... at November 26, 2024 12:51 PM (5iUPP)

245 There's lots of women on the beaches down here wearing thongs. It sounds great.
But believe me. You don't want to see most of them.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at November 26, 2024 12:51 PM (Lo97M)

246 I don't get it either.

I was waiting for the climax. *cough* I want to know if he was wearing them. Divinitive. Now my day is ruined.
Posted by: Seems Legit

If he was at work, he didn't take them. It was probably her side piece.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 26, 2024 12:51 PM (X4/Jm)

247 Uh oh. I just got a random text.

"Let's have dinner tomorrow after work. What do you want to eat?"

Should I reply?

Posted by: Robert at November 26, 2024 12:51 PM (2d/j2)

248 Who is proofreading my comments
Posted by: N

*shifty eyes*
-- Bob at NSA

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 12:51 PM (v6JzV)

249 201 Piper, good for you for wanting to get a real tree.

Fake trees are like tofurkey.
Posted by: Bulg at November

I don’t - J does. I think it’s insane and I will be picking up ornaments or the tree itself every day because I will have 2 Savannah cats in it reliving their wild cat heritage.

Posted by: Piper at November 26, 2024 12:51 PM (QzINz)

250 >>There's a guy out there, I see him on Instagram, who puts bad Tinder conversations to song.

I had an ex girlfriend that I would send Yelp Reviews (of herself) to.

No matter what we did that day, I would send her a bad/good Yelp Review.

It was a really fun and funny gag.

Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2024 12:51 PM (z/jjr)

251 225 On the way to work been watching a new subdivision arise.

It is called The Hollows.

They are scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2024 12:48 PM (4aTF4)

Lots of trolls in the Hollows...
/City of Heroes reference

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at November 26, 2024 12:51 PM (xcxpd)

252 I remember old home movies from Mammaw and Pappaw that showed they had an aluminum tree for at least a year or two. The color wheel. Screams space age to me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 26, 2024 12:51 PM (JQfE3)

253
Wrier of Kentucky Fried Movie, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2024 12:51 PM (fPeVa)

254

The thong is over
It's all behind me
I should have known it
She tried to find me

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 26, 2024 12:52 PM (63Dwl)

255 8 I don't get it...
Posted by: runner

Me neither.

Posted by: zombie at November 26, 2024 12:52 PM (pMi6S)

256
Was it the late Dave in TX who had the story of the kitschy Christmas tree that his wife always made him keep in a back room out of public sight?

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 12:49 PM

Yes

The Crap Tree

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 26, 2024 12:52 PM (tljrc)

257 I just got a random text.

"Let's have dinner tomorrow after work. What do you want to eat?"

Should I reply

Is he handsome?

Posted by: N at November 26, 2024 12:52 PM (8XibL)

258 247 Uh oh. I just got a random text.

"Let's have dinner tomorrow after work. What do you want to eat?"

Should I reply?
Posted by: Robert at November 26, 2024 12:51 PM (2d/j2)

=======

"Have a little priest. Sir, it's too good, at least. Then again, they don't commit sins of the flesh, so it's pretty fresh."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 12:52 PM (GBKbO)

259 There's gotta be a twist.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2024 12:52 PM (K3JKK)

260 Do they still make the fake spray on snow in a can? Just thinking of the smell of that triggers good Christmas memories,

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 26, 2024 12:52 PM (D6PGr)

261 Robert

Don't you like how the boogie board matches her bikini???

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2024 12:52 PM (4aTF4)

262 213 I personally got an 18" artificial tree several years ago, because I don't have space for anything bigger.

And then I got to have the fun of making earring-sized miniature ornaments for it.

... I ought to put it up this year.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 26, 2024 12:46 PM (hB7mE)

My brother has an Angel ornament for the top of his tree the inserts up her backside. A wing broke off and he finally removed the damaged second wing. He calls her a fallen angel because of her experiences with the tree...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 26, 2024 12:52 PM (ynpvh)

263 256
Was it the late Dave in TX who had the story of the kitschy Christmas tree that his wife always made him keep in a back room out of public sight?

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 12:49 PM

Yes

The Crap Tree
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 26, 2024 12:52 PM (tljrc)

The nicer name is the Charlie Brown tree...

When my tree gets close to that, it gets replaced...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 26, 2024 12:52 PM (exHjb)

264
Same. I should get another artificial tree, but those are also insanely expensive. It may be a Charlie Brown Christmas here.
Posted by: Piper at November 26, 2024 12:36 PM (p4NUW)

We worked overseas for most of our kids' childhoods, and with weight allowances, took the bare minimum. Our Christmas tree for twenty years was a tiny six foot 30 dollar Walmart artificial tree, and we dressed it up with ornaments we collected from all those places. It was just as memorable as a Front Gate or Balsam Hill tree. We also saved up to get a 9 foot prelit tree when we finally stopped overseas assignments, and sure enough, after one Christmas, the lights started going out and I had to cut them out of the tree to salvage it. The cheap tree was a much, much better value!

Posted by: Moki at November 26, 2024 12:53 PM (wLjpr)

265 Hello

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 26, 2024 12:53 PM (lUhzf)

266 Oh, I'm the Yorkshire Terrier;
And, you never let me out;
Infirm, I squirm, and squeal with a pout;
Ungrateful human nitwits, concerned about yourself;
I stole your stupid underwear and hid it behind a shelf.

Posted by: Orson at November 26, 2024 12:53 PM (dIske)

267 Ace - have you seen their other ones? The best by far is “Babe do you like this dress”

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 26, 2024 12:53 PM (lUhzf)

268 LQBTQ+ is just a rainbow herring.98

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 26, 2024 12:53 PM (L/fGl)

269 Reply - "Not clowns, they taste funny."

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2024 12:53 PM (4aTF4)

270 I saw a "wanted" ad for someone looking for an apartment.

They said they needed to be very rural and away from wifi and power lines because they have a medical condition that makes them EMF sensitive.

I thought it was very nice of them to be attempting to rent a new place to live for some reason and deciding to tell people upfront "I'm completely insane."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ladies, men laughed at the desks in detention hall at November 26, 2024 12:53 PM (YtsHq)

271
My artificial tree was under $50, bought in January 5 years ago for 75% off after I knew my old one had to go...

And it's perfect.

It's a 7ft Douglas Fir unlit...(unlit actually costs more full price)...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 26, 2024 12:48 PM (exHjb)

I bought mine in January too but I bought a tree with lights. I figure if the lights stop working I'll put lights on it myself. I hope it lasts for many years.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 26, 2024 12:54 PM (1hQvE)

272 remember shari lewis? this is the thong that never ends..?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 26, 2024 12:54 PM (CWTWj)

273 "Have a little priest. Sir, it's too good, at least. Then again, they don't commit sins of the flesh, so it's pretty fresh."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 12:52 PM (GBKbO)

I replied with that.

I'll let you know what happens.

Posted by: Robert at November 26, 2024 12:54 PM (QAKuO)

274 Saw a trailer for a mockumentry "Savageland" of the found-footage gene.

Anyone see it? Looks kinda good.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 26, 2024 12:54 PM (X/fWw)

275 Top Secret!

Posted by: Soothsayer

That cow costume scene has to be the funniest ever filmed.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 26, 2024 12:55 PM (RUV1j)

276 don’t - J does. I think it’s insane and I will be picking up ornaments or the tree itself every day because I will have 2 Savannah cats in it reliving their wild cat heritage.
Posted by: Piper at November 26, 2024 12:51 PM (QzINz)

There is a whole category of cats in Christmas trees that would take you a couple of days to watch all of them.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 26, 2024 12:55 PM (D6PGr)

277 My German ancestors demand a real tree every year and that I dance around with a dead rabbit on my head.

I just buy a tree...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 26, 2024 12:55 PM (IG4Id)

278 4 The full version of the video on X is.... well, shit... unexpected.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Could you sumarize it for us?

Posted by: zombie at November 26, 2024 12:55 PM (pMi6S)

279 just an FYI
Modern Problems is a 1981 American science fiction black comedy film written and directed by Ken Shapiro and starring Chevy Chase, Patti D'Arbanville, and Dabney Coleman. The film grossed $26.2 million on an $8 million budget (about $88 million on a $27 million budget, in today's currency)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 26, 2024 12:49 PM (Cus5s)

——-

He’s an air traffic controller.

Haven’t seen the movie in 40 years.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 26, 2024 12:55 PM (mdi0h)

280 Seasonal:

Lacey things, the wife is missing
Didn't ask, for her permission
I'm wearing her clothes
Her silk panty hose
Walking around in women's underwear

Posted by: banana Dream at November 26, 2024 12:55 PM (Y6IkP)

281 Don't you like how the boogie board matches her bikini???
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2024 12:52 PM (4aTF4)

*Blink*

*Blink*

She had a boogie board?

Posted by: Robert at November 26, 2024 12:55 PM (QAKuO)

282 189 189 Despite the less than ideal name, the style of ladies draw's known as boyshorts > thongs.
Posted by: Doof at November 26, 2024 12:43 PM (jgdZo)

I avoid panty lines in leggings.

Actually, I should delete this right now and go back to Christmas tree dilemmas.

Posted by: Piper at November 26, 2024 12:55 PM (QzINz)

283 Thing. Thing a thong.

Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 12:55 PM (v6JzV)

284 I saw a "wanted" ad for someone looking for an apartment.

They said they needed to be very rural and away from wifi and power lines because they have a medical condition that makes them EMF sensitive.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ladies, men laughed at the desks in detention hall at November 26, 2024 12:53 PM (YtsHq)
-

Better call Sal!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2024 12:55 PM (K3JKK)

285 Uh oh. I just got a random text.

"Let's have dinner tomorrow after work. What do you want to eat?"

Should I reply?

YES!

I'd go with something weird. How about peanut butter and rice with a side of watermelon with a mustard drizzle.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 26, 2024 12:55 PM (Odg76)

286 I don’t - J does. I think it’s insane and I will be picking up ornaments or the tree itself every day because I will have 2 Savannah cats in it reliving their wild cat heritage.
Posted by: Piper at November 26, 2024

***
Mine are not Savannahs, but they remember their cave lion ancestors just fine.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2024 12:56 PM (J2vNu)

287 Do they still make the fake spray on snow in a can? Just thinking of the smell of that triggers good Christmas memories,
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

That you sprayed in the corner of windows to make it look like it snowed.

That and strands and strands of loose tinsel.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 26, 2024 12:56 PM (X4/Jm)

288 saw a "wanted" ad for someone looking for an apartment.

They said they needed to be very rural and away from wifi and power lines because they have a medical condition that makes them EMF sensitive.

I thought it was very nice of them to be attempting to rent a new place to live for some reason and deciding to tell people upfront "I'm completely insane."

Indeed
I.sane guy wants to rent room in desolate house with no comms

Posted by: N at November 26, 2024 12:56 PM (8XibL)

289
Film Trivia:

Name another movie directed by the director of Porky's, Bob Clark.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2024 12:56 PM (fPeVa)

290
Hint: You'll shoot your eye out.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2024 12:56 PM (fPeVa)

291 234 When I was a kid my grandma had an original silver fake tree for decades. She replaced it with a small artificial pine tree maybe 5 years before the silver ones came back in style for a bit.
Posted by: PaleRider at November 26, 2024 12:49 PM (UKUm3)

My grandmother had one of those white aluminum trees. They were cool and make me nostalgic for my grandparents.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 26, 2024 12:57 PM (1hQvE)

292 Regarding the tariff question in the previous thread, does anyone have an estimate for the number of illegal immigrants that enter the USA from Canada? I know there must be some, but not likely near as many as cross the southern border.

I remember last year, while I was crossing (legally) at Sweetgrass, MT, seeing a large number of
African and Indo types exit a bus on the Canadian side, and walking across the border through the car lane, and being "processed" by the same booth agent that dealt with me when I arrived. Don't know the whole story there, but if USCBP is letting them enter,then Canada cannot be blamed for them.

Trump should place a 100% tariff on Canadian poutine. All the more for me!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2024 12:57 PM (iLFFu)

293 240 216 We ain't done a real tree in 15 years. We have a little ready-to-assemble fakey one that we set on an end table. Our kids have not lived with us in over a decade, so me and the Missus do the bare minimum.

Also. Outdoor lights? Never!

Bah! humbug!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Part of the E-4 Mafia at November 26, 2024 12:47 PM (xPJvm)

I got solar outdoor lights...again, 75% off sale like 7 Christmases ago. Cost me $10, and nothing more since. Amazed they still work and won't replace them til they are dead b/c I have one big bush to decorate and they do it just perfectly...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 26, 2024 12:50 PM (exHjb)

Just yesterday, I got out our three 25-foot strings of old-fashioned INCANDESCENT ceramic C9 outdoor lights. I plugged each one in to check 'em, and all three decided to blow their little fuse, so all of them are shorted. :-(

Ordered replacements strings from noveltylights-dot-com, where you can still get 'em!! :-)

Posted by: MIKE TYTHON at November 26, 2024 12:57 PM (wtvvX)

294 Sometimes there's videos that grab you and go nowhere. They make me want to type delete. I would rather stare at a wall.

Posted by: ... at November 26, 2024 12:57 PM (5iUPP)

295 I avoid panty lines in leggings.

Actually, I should delete this right now and go back to Christmas tree dilemmas.
Posted by: Piper

TOO LATE! You know the rules. Pics or it didn't happen. 😁😁😁

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 26, 2024 12:57 PM (X4/Jm)

296 Name another movie directed by the director of Porky's, Bob Clark.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2024 12:56 PM (fPeVa)

A Christmas Story.

Posted by: Robert at November 26, 2024 12:57 PM (IRiJx)

297 This conversation reminds me of a classic Christmas song from the Fools:

https://tinyurl.com/2b8na2mr

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2024 12:57 PM (Q0kLU)

298 Hint: You'll shoot your eye out.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2024 12:56 PM (fPeVa)

The Terminator

Posted by: ... at November 26, 2024 12:57 PM (5iUPP)

299 That you sprayed in the corner of windows to make it look like it snowed.

That and strands and strands of loose tinsel.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 26, 2024 12:56 PM (X4/Jm)

Yes and you could also flock your tree yourself. .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 26, 2024 12:57 PM (D6PGr)

300 one of the nice things about hannukah is that your house can burn down but the menorah will be ok

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 26, 2024 12:58 PM (CWTWj)

301 If you have friends (or even a non-hostile stranger) with forest acreage, you can always volunteer to remove one of the young saplings for them. Generous and self sacrificing, y'know.

I'm hoping that my parents will be up to doing that this year.

... It'll be from their acreage, not a friend's, but it ought to be fun.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 26, 2024 12:58 PM (hB7mE)

302 Hello
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 26, 2024 12:53 PM (lUhzf)

Them's fightin' words ...

Posted by: spindrift at November 26, 2024 12:58 PM (OguvZ)

303 >>Yes and you could also flock your tree yourself. .

Or, your girls panties...for that Festive Appeal.

Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2024 12:58 PM (z/jjr)

304 247 Uh oh. I just got a random text.

"Let's have dinner tomorrow after work. What do you want to eat?"

Should I reply?
Posted by: Robert at November 26, 2024 12:51 PM (2d/j2)

Nothing. It's someone phishing or checking to see if your phone number is real.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at November 26, 2024 12:58 PM (xcxpd)

305 In fact, if I'm reading the news right, you're going in the opposite direction. ... You seem to be trying to trying to cement your legacy as a war monger [sic] -- doubling down on some of your worst mistakes and worst impulses.

So I'll ask again, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? (This bolded font was Moore's.)

Donald Trump just won the election. In two months, you'll hand him the keys to White House and the PIN number for the alarm system. And you will be out of time.

Instead of using your precious little time left to do something to HELP THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, your first action after Trump won was to fast-track over $6 billion in weapons to Ukraine. Then you called up Zelensky gave him the green light to start firing long-range ballistic missiles into a country with a massive amount of nuclear weapons, Russia. Then, as if that weren't enough carnage for one week, you authorized the use of antipersonnel land mines in Russia.

Posted by: Michael Moore's shadow at November 26, 2024 12:58 PM (RHGPo)

306 I avoid panty lines in leggings.

Actually, I should delete this right now and go back to Christmas tree dilemmas.
Posted by: Piper at November 26, 2024 12:55 PM (QzINz)

*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: Doof at November 26, 2024 12:58 PM (jgdZo)

307 I bought mine in January too but I bought a tree with lights. I figure if the lights stop working I'll put lights on it myself. I hope it lasts for many years.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 26, 2024 12:54 PM (1hQvE)

See, I'm not talented enough to cut them out and I used to have a cat that chewed wires, so I liked changing lights every year to avoid a fire hazard situation for awhile.

And I am picky on lights - I put a TON on when I decorate, which does make a tree look way fuller...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 26, 2024 12:58 PM (exHjb)

308 >>> Thong of The Thouth
Posted by: MIKE TYTHON at November 26, 2024 12:50 PM (wtvvX)

ROFL!

Posted by: banana Dream at November 26, 2024 12:58 PM (Y6IkP)

309 Saw a trailer for a mockumentry "Savageland" of the found-footage gene.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 26, 2024 12:54 PM (X/fWw)

Is that related to the gay gene?

Posted by: ... at November 26, 2024 12:58 PM (5iUPP)

310 Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 26, 2024 12:57 PM (X4/Jm)

Internet rules are here for a reason

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 26, 2024 12:59 PM (lUhzf)

311 Film Trivia:

Name another movie directed by the director of Porky's, Bob Clark.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2024 12:56 PM (fPeVa)

Black Christmas
A Christmas Story

Posted by: naturalfake at November 26, 2024 12:59 PM (eDfFs)

312 I'm invested now. Was the underwear ever found?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 26, 2024 12:59 PM (54n2C)

313
260 Do they still make the fake spray on snow in a can? Just thinking of the smell of that triggers good Christmas memories,
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 26, 2024 12:52 PM (D6PGr)

I remember that spray but I don't remember what it smelled like. It's probably asbestos in a can.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 26, 2024 12:59 PM (1hQvE)

314 Posted by: spindrift at November 26, 2024 12:58 PM (OguvZ)

I for one enjoy the fight.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 26, 2024 12:59 PM (lUhzf)

315 Or, your girls panties...for that Festive Appeal.
Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2024 12:58 PM (z/jjr)

Ah to go along with the Mistletoe belt buckle.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 26, 2024 01:00 PM (D6PGr)

316 You can floss a cat from end to end with tinsel.

Posted by: In one end.... at November 26, 2024 01:00 PM (nS6qG)

317 Film Trivia:

Name another movie directed by the director of Porky's, Bob Clark.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 26, 2024 12:56 PM (fPeVa)

Rhinestone

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at November 26, 2024 01:00 PM (xcxpd)

318 I'm watching an old Brit syfy, Devil Girl From Mars. It seems they had a gender war on Mars which the girls won and they now rule. But Martian men are now so wimped out, Mars needs to invade Britain to capture real men.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 26, 2024 01:00 PM (L/fGl)

319 Later on, we'll perspire --
"Is that A/C? Turn it higher!"
We drive and we grump
O'er potholes and bumps,
Sweating in a sticky swampy land!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2024 01:00 PM (J2vNu)

320 Already watched National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 26, 2024 01:00 PM (X4/Jm)

321 Is an underwear thread close to a boob thread?

Posted by: I gotta ask at November 26, 2024 01:00 PM (DobEs)

322 We use artificial Xmas trees. They are expensive if you want a nice realistic one (we do). But the alternative is dragging a real tree in and out of the house, which inevitably covers everything in needles and that nasty tree sap that you need gallons of turpentine to remove.

We did use real trees for a few years. We even went on one of those pilgrimages to find and cut down your own tree.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 26, 2024 01:00 PM (iFTx/)

323 When I was a kid I got a Man From Uncle pistol.

What caliber was that?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 26, 2024 01:00 PM (QwXuo)

324 @61

>>He's a 6'7" gay man who convinced the Amish to vote for Trump en masse. I'm not sure how many of the left's assumptions that violates, but my opening bid is "all of them".

He also rocks a mullet and sounds like an extra from Fargo.

That dude is one unique snow flake.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 26, 2024 01:00 PM (XV/Pl)

325 "Have a little priest. Sir, it's too good, at least. Then again, they don't commit sins of the flesh, so it's pretty fresh."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 26, 2024 12:52 PM (GBKbO)

Did you know that at one time Tom Lehrer toyed with the idea of making a "Sweeney Todd" musical?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2024 01:01 PM (Q0kLU)

326 Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 26, 2024 01:00 PM (XV/Pl)

I know a Scott Pressler post when I see it.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 26, 2024 01:02 PM (lUhzf)

327 Not sure if anyone else has proposed this answer, but I don't think she ever had the thong. She just tricked her boyfriend into buying her one.

Posted by: Biden's Lonely Neuron at November 26, 2024 01:02 PM (Sr11i)

328 Should I reply?
Posted by: Robert at November 26, 2024 12:51 PM (2d/j2)

Nothing. It's someone phishing or checking to see if your phone number is real.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo

They only have about 10 lines of script.

It's funny when you can keep them hanging on long enough that they have to go off script, and boy do they get super-ungrammatical super-fast.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 26, 2024 01:02 PM (hB7mE)

329 Nothing. It's someone phishing or checking to see if your phone number is real.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at November 26, 2024 12:58 PM (xcxpd)

Dammit, I didn't think about that.

Did I just give away my entire identity?

Is my name and SSN# going to be stolen by a gay transsexual illegal immigrant from Ecuador?

Am I going to be getting bills in the mail demanding payment for someone's bottom surgery?

Fuuuuuck meeeeeeee!!!!!!

Posted by: Robert at November 26, 2024 01:02 PM (9hy41)

330 322

We did use real trees for a few years. We even went on one of those pilgrimages to find and cut down your own tree.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

I think I am just going to order a tree and beg for forgiveness.

Posted by: Piper at November 26, 2024 01:02 PM (QzINz)

331
See, I'm not talented enough to cut them out and I used to have a cat that chewed wires, so I liked changing lights every year to avoid a fire hazard situation for awhile.

And I am picky on lights - I put a TON on when I decorate, which does make a tree look way fuller...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 26, 2024 12:58 PM (exHjb)

Love all the lights on the trees. When I had real trees and I loved lots and lots of white lights, I would squint and look at the tree to see where I needed more lights.
The fake tree I have could probably use more lights. I probably should go squint at the tree and see where the lights are sparse.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 26, 2024 01:03 PM (1hQvE)

332 Is an underwear thread close to a boob thread

Since when has Nancy pelosi commented here?

Posted by: N at November 26, 2024 01:03 PM (8XibL)

333 Macross Frontier

Sheryl Nome is visiting Alto Saotome's high school, a vajra larva slips into the girl's locker room and steals Sheryl's panties. Hilarity and chaos results.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2024 01:03 PM (4aTF4)

334 323 When I was a kid I got a Man From Uncle pistol.

What caliber was that?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 26, 2024 01:00 PM (QwXuo)

It's a modified Walther P38/P1, so 9mm

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at November 26, 2024 01:03 PM (xcxpd)

335 Is an underwear thread close to a boob thread?
Posted by: I gotta ask

Eh, it's not more than 8 to 12 inches away.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 26, 2024 01:03 PM (hB7mE)

336 Is an underwear thread close to a boob thread?
Posted by: I gotta ask

No. That would be the Underwire thread.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 26, 2024 01:03 PM (X4/Jm)

337 Nood.

Posted by: Open Channel D at November 26, 2024 01:03 PM (54hvx)

338 Is my name and SSN# going to be stolen by a gay transsexual illegal immigrant from Ecuador?

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Wait, were you one of the three people left in the U.S. that didn't have to file their taxes using a special PIN from the feds because of identity theft by illegals?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ladies, men laughed at the desks in detention hall at November 26, 2024 01:03 PM (YtsHq)

339 NYT Claims Automakers Want Trump To Keep EV Mandates. Stellantis Tells the Free Beacon That's Bogus.

Posted by: Michael Moore's shadow at November 26, 2024 01:04 PM (RHGPo)

340 @326

>>I know a Scott Pressler post when I see it.

I love the hell out of that guy, but the only thing that would make him a more ridiculous character are tattoos and body piercings.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 26, 2024 01:04 PM (XV/Pl)

341 115
I'd like to speak to the person in charge of content for this blog.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 26, 2024 12:35 PM (dxSpM)

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Heh, I love that we have our own Karen.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 26, 2024 01:04 PM (jyAD3)

342 On the way to work been watching a new subdivision arise.

It is called The Hollows.

"The Hallow" is a pretty good horror movie.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hallow

Posted by: naturalfake at November 26, 2024 01:04 PM (eDfFs)

343 I know it’s cliche but A Wonderful Life is my favorite Christmas movie.

It also reminds me of aos morons because of the scene where they show the headline

HARRY BAILEY WINS THE CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOR

i picture some morons pulling their hair out and yelling at the TV.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 26, 2024 01:05 PM (D6PGr)

344 LOL. Love this place.

Posted by: Modern problems at November 26, 2024 01:05 PM (DobEs)

345 Thing a thong.
Posted by: Bulg

Thing a thong of thix pence, a pocket full of rye.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 26, 2024 01:05 PM (L/fGl)

346 We did use real trees for a few years. We even went on one of those pilgrimages to find and cut down your own tree.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

The neighbor across the road from us used to have a Christmas Tree farm. I miss that.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 26, 2024 01:06 PM (X4/Jm)

347 I avoid panty lines in leggings.

Actually, I should delete this right now and go back to Christmas tree dilemmas.
Posted by: Piper at November 26, 2024 12:55 PM (QzINz)
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sigh, yes, us girls need to be aware of such things. Have to keep the low hanging fruit from view....

Posted by: Admiral Levine at November 26, 2024 01:06 PM (tT6L1)

348 saw a "wanted" ad for someone looking for an apartment.

They said they needed to be very rural and away from wifi and power lines because they have a medical condition that makes them EMF sensitive.

Was the ad online?

Posted by: Oddbob at November 26, 2024 01:07 PM (/y8xj)

349 I avoid panty lines in leggings.

Actually, I should delete this right now and go back to Christmas tree dilemmas.
Posted by: Piper at November 26, 2024 12:55 PM

I'll take "unforced errors" for $1,000, Alex.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 26, 2024 01:07 PM (kgE5c)

350 Oh wow, everything old is new again.

Japan discovers $26 billion in rare minerals on the sea floor near an island. A dense field of manganese nodules.

Cue up the CIA and the Glomar Explorer. Japan may have to invent Mega Maid to suck it all up.

The island is Minami-Tori-shima.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2024 01:07 PM (4aTF4)

351 Gee Mark. I kind of feel sorry for you.

How did you come by that information on a fake gun?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 26, 2024 01:09 PM (QwXuo)

352 re 339: i read somewhere that the u.s automakers want to keep the gov't pushing people to buy ev cars because the companies threw so much money into the factories for making the things

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 26, 2024 01:10 PM (CWTWj)

353 When I was a kid I got a Man From Uncle pistol.

What caliber was that?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 26, 2024

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In the show's universe, a 9mm. Though the U.N.C.L.E. Special, as it was called, also was supposed to fire sleep darts.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 26, 2024 01:12 PM (J2vNu)

354 228 Disney's "Thong of the South" has been canceled for decades now.
Posted by: Zombie Phil Harris at November 26, 2024 12:49 PM (nS6qG)

But they still play Alabama's "Thong of the Thouth" on Prime Country on Sirius-XM a lot.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 26, 2024 01:16 PM (LxER7)

355 *types, deletes joke about avoiding panty lines by showing camel toe*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 26, 2024 01:17 PM (JQfE3)

356 -
Picturing Ace driving and posting while green sludge spills from a tanker truck and covers his car.

Posted by: Reforger at November 26, 2024 12:23 PM -

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I get a kick out that movie.

Posted by: irright at November 26, 2024 01:18 PM (SchQD)

357 -
Picturing Ace driving and posting while green sludge spills from a tanker truck and covers his car.

Posted by: Reforger at November 26, 2024 12:23 PM -

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I get a kick out that movie.

Posted by: irright at November 26, 2024 01:18 PM (SchQD)

358 Gee Mark. I kind of feel sorry for you.

How did you come by that information on a fake gun?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 26, 2024 01:09 PM (QwXuo)

I knew a firearms dealer who arranged to have a gunsmith turn a P-38 into a replica of the pistol from a Man From Uncle. He thought it was a waste of time, but he didn't care for the show much, either.

It was a real gun, just a odd sort of modification.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 26, 2024 01:23 PM (D7oie)

359 Do they still make the fake spray on snow in a can? Just thinking of the smell of that triggers good Christmas memories,
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

That you sprayed in the corner of windows to make it look like it snowed.

That and strands and strands of loose tinsel.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 26, 2024 12:56 PM (X4/Jm)

Never had to do that growing up. The single pane front window had about a half inch of ice on it if it was cold outside

Posted by: Oldcat at November 26, 2024 01:47 PM (n7h9X)

360 No! It just ends like that?

Look where the cat sleeps.

Catchy tune.

Posted by: Weak Geek at November 26, 2024 01:57 PM (Apbdw)

361 Wait a minute ...

Did she just con him into shelling out $50 for a pair of underwear she never had?

Posted by: Weak Geek at November 26, 2024 02:00 PM (Apbdw)

362 Guarantee she was wearing them the whole time she was texting and just forgot she put them on. Must have been very very narrow butt-floss.

Posted by: Happens all the time at November 26, 2024 02:24 PM (1wdUl)

363 Watch the FULL VERSION! https://x.com/slippyfox/status/1860855918910390596?s=46

Posted by: Jmm at November 26, 2024 02:46 PM (4QDxu)

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