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Intelligence? Yes, John Bolton is on the cutting edge, isn't he.
Former National Security Advisor John Bolton claimed Tuesday on CNN’s “Newsroom” that President-elect Donald Trump’s pick to lead the intelligence community former Rep. Tulsi Gabbard’s (D-HI) views were “on a different planet.” Host Jim Acosta said, “We’ve seen Matt Gaetz withdraw his nomination for attorney general. Should Tulsi Gabbard do the same for Director of National Intelligence?”At the Thanksgiving dinner table things not to discuss: 1) Politics; 2) Religion. Sure... The new item not to discuss, "Fart walks".
Going on a "fart walk" after eating can be good for your health — something you may want to keep in mind if you plan to attend a Thanksgiving feast this week. Why it matters: Walking after a meal gets your bowels moving, which can reduce bloating and acid reflux, and ....
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at November 26, 2024 10:01 PM (yLkiW)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 26, 2024 10:01 PM (hOUT3)
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Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 26, 2024 10:02 PM (hOUT3)
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Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 26, 2024 10:03 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 10:03 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 26, 2024 10:03 PM (RsS92)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 26, 2024 10:03 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 26, 2024 10:04 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: runner at November 26, 2024 10:04 PM (QTCRF)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at November 26, 2024 10:04 PM (yLkiW)
That lawsuit is gonna be lit.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 26, 2024 10:04 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 26, 2024 10:04 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Her girlfriend been stepping out?
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 26, 2024 10:05 PM (+VovS)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 26, 2024 10:04 PM (hOUT3)
Living rent free inside you head !
Posted by: Penguin Benevolence Society at November 26, 2024 10:05 PM (QTCRF)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at November 26, 2024 10:05 PM (yLkiW)
Posted by: Glade Plug-Ins at November 26, 2024 10:05 PM (nS6qG)
Just kidding. Gonna scamper back and read the content.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Part of the E-4 Mafia at November 26, 2024 10:05 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Doof at November 26, 2024 10:06 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 26, 2024 10:03 PM (RsS92)
Squirrel bit her I bet
Posted by: Kindltot+ (now with streaming!) at November 26, 2024 10:06 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at November 26, 2024 10:05 PM (yLkiW)
Everyone wants to be Sponge.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 26, 2024 10:06 PM (KcwUg)
NICK OF TIME Shocking moment ‘dead’ man, 25, ‘comes back to life’ at his own funeral moments before he was due to be cremated
He was a Hindu. Missed out on his reincarnation. Now he's stuck being a homeless deaf-mute for a few more years.
Posted by: mikeski at November 26, 2024 10:06 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Piper at November 26, 2024 10:06 PM (pZEOD)
Good to see you again after a long absence. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 26, 2024 10:06 PM (rxCpr)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 26, 2024 10:06 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Reforger at November 26, 2024 10:06 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at November 26, 2024 10:05 PM (yLkiW)
Everyone wants to be Sponge.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 26, 2024 10:06 PM (KcwUg)
Not me
Posted by: Willow at November 26, 2024 10:07 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry
Sounds like a very strange and obsessive hobby, not that I'd know anything about that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 26, 2024 10:07 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: scampydog at November 26, 2024 10:08 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Eromero at November 26, 2024 10:08 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry
* flips a very tiny bird *
Posted by: a server hamster at November 26, 2024 10:09 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 26, 2024 10:04 PM (hOUT3)
We're off on an adventure with Mr. Whoopie.
Posted by: Chumley at November 26, 2024 10:09 PM (0eaVi)
Let's all just calm down a little bit and enjoy life.
Or not. What the h3!! do I care?
😁
Posted by: mindful webworker - on full alert at November 26, 2024 10:10 PM (4kOo+)
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He could claim the sky is blue and I wouldn't trust him. John Bolton is nearly a non-entity at this point, but I will never forget him. John Bolton occupies a similar place as Kevin Williamson. He is one of the men who laid bare how awful, venal, craven, petty, stupid and cheap the establishment is.
It was the fact that he was a cheap whore. Not that he was a whore. That was not surprising. He was in and of the Beltway, so whoring is as expected as a sunrise. It was how *cheap* Bolton sold his filthy political pucker in the shop windows on K-Street that did it for me.
Ten grand. John Bolton was selling out his country at ten grand a pop. Me - a somewhat well-to-do, workaday, W-2 wage-earner slob - could buy John Bolton if I had the connections. Adjusting for inflation, that's nowhere close to 30 pieces of silver. But it's enough for the like of John Bolton.
It's enough for most of them. When supply is deep, price is cheap - and they're all for sale. Ten grand? He'd do it for five. And he is emblematic.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 26, 2024 10:10 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Eromero at November 26, 2024 10:08 PM (LHPAg)
Have this vision of a Mick band in the background singing "Alive, Alive-oh!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 26, 2024 10:10 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: unless you're in a weird time zone at November 26, 2024 10:11 PM (DgGvY)
Let's all just calm down a little bit and enjoy life.
Or not. What the h3!! do I care?
😁
Posted by: mindful webworker - on full alert at November 26, 2024 10:10 PM (4kOo+)
*looks at calendar*
Ummmm....
Posted by: Doof at November 26, 2024 10:11 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Reforger
The checks cleared?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 26, 2024 10:11 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 26, 2024 10:11 PM (rxCpr)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 26, 2024 10:11 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: mindful webworker - on full alert at November 26, 2024 10:10 PM (4kOo+)
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uhhhh, who wants to tell him?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 26, 2024 10:11 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 26, 2024 10:11 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: mnw at November 26, 2024 10:11 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 26, 2024 10:12 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 26, 2024 10:10 PM (HnUIn)/i]
ONT Poetry is the best!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 26, 2024 10:12 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Penguin beak job...
Posted by: Elderly Git at November 26, 2024 10:12 PM (+cLMD)
Posted by: mindful webworker - on dull alert at November 26, 2024 10:13 PM (4kOo+)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 26, 2024 10:10
He sold his manhood cheap.
Posted by: Eromero at November 26, 2024 10:13 PM (LHPAg)
Mexican President Sheinbaum fires back at Trump in a statement: "Seventy percent of the illegal weapons seized from criminals in Mexico come from your country. We do not produce these weapons, nor do we consume synthetic drugs. Tragically, it is in our country that lives are lost to the violence resulting from meeting the drug demand in yours."
Ishaan Tharoor @ishaantharoor 10h
Here's the full statement:
Mexico City, November 26, 2024
Dear President-elect Donald Trump,
I am writing to you regarding your statement on Monday, November 25, concerning migration, fentanyl trafficking, and tariffs.
You may not be aware that Mexico has developed a comprehensive policy to assist migrants from different parts of the world who cross our territory en route to the southern border of the United States. As a result, and according to data from your country’s Customs and Border Protection (CBP), encounters at the Mexico–United States border have decreased by 75% between December 2023 and November 2024. Moreover, half of those who arrive [...]
https://tinyurl.com/3xayem2z
[too long for here]
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 10:13 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: History Buff at November 26, 2024 10:14 PM (nS6qG)
Short girls look all cute and sweet, until you piss them off, then they're like a chipmunk with rabies.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 26, 2024 10:14 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 26, 2024 10:11 PM (rxCpr)
See? I'm not the only one who posts yacht rock on an ONT
Posted by: Doof at November 26, 2024 10:14 PM (RFPHU)
Short girls look all cute and sweet, until you piss them off, then they're like a chipmunk with rabies.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November
Can confirm.
Posted by: Piper at November 26, 2024 10:14 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 26, 2024 10:15 PM (sAmhv)
Mexican President Sheinbaum fires back at Trump in a statement: "Seventy percent of the illegal weapons seized from criminals in Mexico come from your country. We do not produce these weapons, nor do we consume synthetic drugs. Tragically, it is in our country that lives are lost to the violence resulting from meeting the drug demand in yours." ...
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 10:13 PM (hovnC)
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Then close the border.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 26, 2024 10:15 PM (HnUIn)
The dog-loving Ozzie cousin .............. Din Gogh
His nonagenarian gambling uncle ....... Bin Gogh
The linguist aunt ............................... Lyn Gogh
Feel free to improve on these!
Posted by: Ciampino - screaming on a starry night at November 26, 2024 10:16 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Reforger
The checks cleared?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 26, 2024 10:11 PM (IG4Id)
Someone stole his pants, and he's afraid of the Tater-like photos?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 26, 2024 10:16 PM (VNX3d)
With me, every walk is a fart walk.
Joke stolen from Kat Timpf doing Gutfeld tonight, who also introduced Jim Norton as "the man of your dreams, if your drink was spiked."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 26, 2024 10:16 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 26, 2024 10:03 PM (RsS92)
* * * *
She needs to become reacquainted with her dental hygienist and a good toothbrush...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 26, 2024 10:16 PM (rxCpr)
I am honored and humbled by President @realDonaldTrump's nomination of me to be the next @NIH director. We will reform American scientific institutions so that they are worthy of trust again and will deploy the fruits of excellent science to make America healthy again!
Greg Price @greg_price11 1h
In October 2020, @DrJBhattacharya authored the Great Barrington Declaration, which called for an end to covid lockdowns.
Four days later, Dr. Fauci and then NIH Director Francis Collins emailed each other to plot a "devastating takedown of its premises.
It wasn't long after that old Twitter began putting him on a blacklist to prevent his tweets from trending.
That scientist who was censored and defamed by the government will now be leading the NIH.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 10:16 PM (hovnC)
Can't even blame that one on autocucumber.
Just play us a tune and all is forgiven.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 26, 2024 10:16 PM (mH6SG)
https://tinyurl.com/2nmbrpvk
Posted by: JackStraw at November 26, 2024 10:12 PM (LkLld)
Nice, but please everyone, stop with the Kamala clips! I never want to hear her lying whiny lying liar voice again. 100 days of non-stop Kamala was waaaay too much.
Posted by: Gref at November 26, 2024 10:17 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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Hey! This isn't about me and Piper!!!
Posted by: lin-duh at November 26, 2024 10:17 PM (VCgbV)
On the Cafe tonight, did u c the little owl getting pets?
Pretty adorable.
Posted by: mnw at November
I did! Owlbert is outside screaming right now, I put his snacks out for him, I don’t think he likes when J has the fire pit going.
Posted by: Piper at November 26, 2024 10:17 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 10:17 PM (v6JzV)
The dog-loving Ozzie cousin .............. Din Gogh
His nonagenarian gambling uncle ....... Bin Gogh
The linguist aunt ............................... Lyn Gogh
Feel free to improve on these!
Posted by: Ciampino - screaming on a starry night at November 26, 2024 10:16 PM (i0xsb)
The pet snail --- Escar Gogh
Posted by: Doof at November 26, 2024 10:18 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 26, 2024 10:18 PM (fY84s)
Posted by: Piper at November 26, 2024 10:18 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 10:17 PM (v6JzV)
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Nope, you're clear.
And good evening!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 26, 2024 10:19 PM (HnUIn)
Some people are fortunate in the enemies they collect.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 26, 2024 10:19 PM (uRu1z)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 26, 2024 10:20 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at November 26, 2024 10:20 PM (xn0Ie)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 26, 2024 10:20 PM (Z25uN)
Megyn Kelly ran clips of previous interviews she did with a lot of Trump's nominees. Makary was talking about the arrogance of the medical profession, and how they need to humble themselves. They get a lot of stuff wrong, but hubris prevents them from admitting it, and that has messed up the health of a lot of people.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 26, 2024 10:20 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 26, 2024 10:20 PM (fY84s)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 26, 2024 10:20 PM (VCgbV)
Can't even blame that one on autocucumber.
Posted by: mindful webworker - on dull alert at November 26, 2024 10:13 PM (4kOo+)
You simply should have said you are in New Zealand, or anyplace west of the International Date Line.
Posted by: Gref at November 26, 2024 10:20 PM (aBgBM)
https://www.youtube.com/live/lrOqfA5Ni7o
Posted by: Ciampino - not as punctual as the trains at November 26, 2024 10:21 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: mindful webworker - trademurk pending at November 26, 2024 10:21 PM (4kOo+)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 26, 2024 10:21 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 10:21 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 26, 2024 10:20 PM (hOUT3)
Maybe it ate the baby?
- Elaine Benes
Posted by: Doof at November 26, 2024 10:21 PM (RFPHU)
Not even soon.
We aren't even close to the lamentations spot.
Communists are like cockroaches. You never really kill them. That's why pest control companies stay in business.
They will never stop. We can't either.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 26, 2024 10:21 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Tarboro Tim at November 26, 2024 10:21 PM (nS6qG)
Posted by: Piper at November 26, 2024 10:21 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Ciampino - screaming on a starry night at November 26, 2024 10:16 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Doof at November 26, 2024 10:18 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 26, 2024 10:20 PM (hOUT3)
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Man, Mr. J. Edgar Phalenberger IV threw a big 'ole pile of red meat at the Horde LOL
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 26, 2024 10:21 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: lin-duh at November
(But it might be)
Posted by: Piper at November 26, 2024 10:18 PM (p4NUW)
I asked, because it's been a long time since I've been around a short, cute woman, and much longer since I pissed one off. My memory faded....
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 26, 2024 10:22 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Doof at November 26, 2024 10:22 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 10:22 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 26, 2024 10:23 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: TRex at November 26, 2024 10:23 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 26, 2024 10:23 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
One of the gals on my last work team was short, cute and a hell of an analyst. She often referred to herself as 'fun sized'.
Heh.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 26, 2024 10:24 PM (WXNFJ)
Further Makary talking about how his profession just hands out pills or treats stuff without thinking about the causes. Said how their was an explosion of pancreatic (I think) cancers and some other related things. He said not one colleague said, "You know, we need to figure out what's causing this increase".
And said rather than handing out the pill, maybe ask, hmm, is their a nutritional, lifestyle, environmental component to this disease before you start throwing drugs and treatments.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 26, 2024 10:24 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: TRex at November 26, 2024 10:23 PM (IQ6Gq)
Booooooooooo!!!
Posted by: Doof at November 26, 2024 10:24 PM (RFPHU)
https://tinyurl.com/2nmbrpvk
Posted by: JackStraw at November 26, 2024 10:12 PM (LkLld)
* * * *
Good Lord almighty, what a sight!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 26, 2024 10:24 PM (rxCpr)
I've no pity.
I want to see them broadcast their demise. For free.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 26, 2024 10:24 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Piper
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Shhhh, I was trying to cover for you ...
Posted by: lin-duh at November
Oops! Well you are the cute one, so I am probably safe.
Really really going to bed now.
Posted by: Piper at November 26, 2024 10:25 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 26, 2024 10:25 PM (Z25uN)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 10:22 PM (hovnC)
Every PBS employee dreams of living in China, the current communist paradise.
Posted by: Gref at November 26, 2024 10:25 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 26, 2024 10:25 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 10:26 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 10:22 PM (hovnC)
So, it's Tuesday, then?
Posted by: Dr. T at November 26, 2024 10:26 PM (lHPJf)
Why hoard it? Spread it around.
Posted by: Veeshir at November 26, 2024 10:26 PM (DjNoS)
Have a lovely night, you beautiful bastards!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 26, 2024 10:26 PM (HnUIn)
Perhaps she should allow law-abiding Mexican citizens to own and use firearms, and tun them loose on the cartels. Problem: solved.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2024 10:26 PM (b9Gg7)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 26, 2024 10:25 PM (WXNFJ)
Like calling to like!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 26, 2024 10:26 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2024 10:26 PM (b9Gg7)
Or close the border to weapons smuggling!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 26, 2024 10:28 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 26, 2024 10:28 PM (Z25uN)
They will never stop. We can't either.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 26, 2024 10:21 PM (LkLld)
Preach it!
Posted by: Pinochet at November 26, 2024 10:28 PM (DjNoS)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 26, 2024 10:29 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 26, 2024 10:24 PM (Q4IgG)
Self-immolation would sure get a lot of views. Just saying...
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 26, 2024 10:29 PM (uRu1z)
🚨 NEW: President Trump announces Vince Haley as Director of the Domestic Policy Council.
NEW: President Trump announces the nomination of Jim O’Neill @regardthefrost as Deputy Secretary of Health & Human Services.
NEW: President Trump announces the nomination of John Phelan to Secretary of the Navy.
NEW: President Trump announces the appointment of Dr. Kevin A. Hassett to Director of the White House Economic Council.
NEW: President Trump announces the nomination of Jamieson Greer as U.S. Trade Representative.
NEW: President Trump announces Vince Haley as Director of the Domestic Policy Council.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 10:29 PM (hovnC)
>>@MikeBenzCyber
“To me, the solution then is empower the people to speak again and ask for those institutions back.” -
@DrJBhattacharya
, our new NIH Director (!!), just the man to reform & restore trust in the institutions of medical research
Posted by: JackStraw at November 26, 2024 10:29 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 10:30 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Curious George at November 26, 2024 10:31 PM (+cLMD)
Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at November 26, 2024 10:31 PM (G6LTi)
Mexican President Sheinbaum fires back at Trump in a statement: "Seventy percent of the illegal weapons seized from criminals in Mexico come from your country. We do not produce these weapons, nor do we consume synthetic drugs. Tragically, it is in our country that lives are lost to the violence resulting from meeting the drug demand in yours." ...
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 10:13 PM (hovnC)
++++
Then close the border.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
===
2nd
Close the Border
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 26, 2024 10:31 PM (/lPRQ)
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Pickleball??
Posted by: andycanuck
Probably more scoring in pickleball.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 26, 2024 10:32 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 26, 2024 10:33 PM (0Htd1)
What the Actual Fuck Happened to her? I mean, hell, she looks like Keith Olbermann now. that is not a compliment.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Part of the E-4 Mafia at November 26, 2024 10:33 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: mindful webworker - picky picky picky at November 26, 2024 10:34 PM (4kOo+)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 26, 2024 10:34 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2024 10:34 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2024 10:35 PM (XeU6L)
Holy cow and stuff...
I guess I don't know the folks here tonight.
I better step out and lurk....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 26, 2024 10:35 PM (Z25uN)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 26, 2024 10:25 PM (WXNFJ)
Simply attention-seeking by attention-seeking-low-lifes. Each one has to go more over the top with personal Trump-h@te than the videos posted a hour or more earlier, to bring adequate attention to the attention-seeker. The continual drive to make your most recent post better or funnier, and more likes-getting, than every previous post on a platform in its history is a social media-generated mental illness.
Posted by: Gref at November 26, 2024 10:36 PM (aBgBM)
Mexican President Sheinbaum fires back at Trump in a statement: "Seventy percent of the illegal weapons seized from criminals in Mexico come from your country. We do not produce these weapons, nor do we consume synthetic drugs. Tragically, it is in our country that lives are lost to the violence resulting from meeting the drug demand in yours." ...
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Well, we're trying to close our side of the border to prevent guns, drugs and people from crossing so why are you protesting that so hard???
Posted by: lin-duh at November 26, 2024 10:36 PM (VCgbV)
Can't even blame that one on autocucumber.
Notorious BFD: Just play us a tune and all is forgiven.
Well...
https://youtu.be/wM8JjT-97i8
Posted by: mindful webworker - moody at November 26, 2024 10:36 PM (4kOo+)
OTD in 2008 Islamists conducted a massacre of innocent civilians in Mumbai.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 26, 2024 10:36 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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There may be a psychosis associated with it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2024 10:36 PM (XeU6L)
And Democrat donors dumped a billion dollars on this skanky drunk DEI hire. Who is dumber? Kamala or the idiots that gave her all that money. How much box wine can you get for a billion dollars?
And she was going to run the country? Oh, please.
https://is.gd/AwXK7q
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 26, 2024 10:37 PM (vO42M)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Part of the E-4 Mafia at November 26, 2024 10:37 PM (Ad8y9)
Like the Antikythera Mechanism.
Posted by: eleven
Well, not quite. At one time, the Antikythera Mechanism served a useful purpose.
Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at November 26, 2024 10:37 PM (G6LTi)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 26, 2024 10:38 PM (0eaVi)
The cost of Thanksgiving this year vs. 2019:
Turkey: +23.4%
Stuffing: +52.2%
Ham: + 61.5%
Rolls: +66.4%
Pumpkin pie mix: +25%
Pie shells: +34.9%
Green beans: +21.2%
I'm thankful Donald J. Trump will be our 47th President so he can Make Thanksgiving Affordable Again!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 10:38 PM (hovnC)
Heavy rain forecast for New York City for Thanksgiving. When it happens, this will be reported as some existential crisis, as anything shrugged off elsewhere becomes OMG!!! when it happens in the Northeast.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 26, 2024 10:39 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 26, 2024 10:36 PM (VCgbV)
Obama's ATF was actively involved in running guns to Mexico. There's a new Sheriff in town, now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2024 10:39 PM (b9Gg7)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Part of the E-4 Mafia at November 26, 2024 10:39 PM (Ad8y9)
See also Ellen Degeneres.
Posted by: Scarymary at November 26, 2024 10:40 PM (K1HkL)
Posted by: TRex at November 26, 2024 10:23 PM (IQ6Gq)
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I'm ready for my solo!
Posted by: Yoko Ono at November 26, 2024 10:40 PM (RIvkX)
Honest.
Here's the real Kamala video:
https://tinyurl.com/2a5vs8vk
13 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 10:41 PM (hovnC)
What is it will all the lib struggle videos and the hideous glasses? I honestly don't get it.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 26, 2024 10:25 PM (WXNFJ)
_________
"Please contact my agent for more of my insights as well as potential opportunities."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 26, 2024 10:41 PM (dxSpM)
Guess I'll watch Snoopy go a few rounds with an old lawn chair. That scene still cracks me up!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 26, 2024 10:42 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Cardinal Biggles"
Good call.
How about a twelve boobed fertility Goddess fetish carving?
Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2024 10:42 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2024 10:44 PM (4aTF4)
Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at November 26, 2024 10:37 PM (G6LTi)
Greece, 2200 years ago: "Well, would you look at that! The little bird comes out once an hour, and goes, cuckoo, cuckoo! Ship it to Sicily, maybe the rubes there will buy it."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2024 10:45 PM (b9Gg7)
Posted by: mindful webworker - picky picky picky at November 26, 2024 10:34 PM (4kOo+)
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The Dutch guttural sound that sounds like a throat clearing. However as non-Dutch we can say it anyway we want. We say Man--ches-ter instead of the Brit. MncheSter. Now do Leicestershire.
Lestersherr is the usual.
My favorite, which I got wrong until I was corrected, is Arkansas. It's funny overseas.
Posted by: Ciampino - as he said at November 26, 2024 10:45 PM (i0xsb)
Mostly of leftists. OK... all leftists.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 26, 2024 10:46 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 26, 2024 10:46 PM (NqGS/)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Well, we were penguin free…
right up to comment #14…
Posted by: mindful webworker - what about the emus? at November 26, 2024 10:46 PM (4kOo+)
People ask me why I love metal music.
I say, because it drains the anger I hold dealing with the eediots around me all day long.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Part of the E-4 Mafia at November 26, 2024 10:47 PM (Ad8y9)
Heh.
Posted by: Tonypete
You may be tempted to let them swing from the ceiling fan, but the fan cannot support even that little weight.
At least not residential fans...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 26, 2024 10:47 PM (/lPRQ)
Mostly of leftists. OK... all leftists.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 26, 2024 10:46 PM (Q4IgG)
Hoping that the leftists are holding the balloons, and they're carried out to see together?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 26, 2024 10:48 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at November 26, 2024 10:50 PM (dR6yv)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 26, 2024 10:37 PM (vO42M)
In defense of the donors, they had no way of knowing that The Cheat had been cancelled, and 10 million Democrat voters would be allowed to rest easy in their graves.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 26, 2024 10:50 PM (uRu1z)
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at November 26, 2024 10:50 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Tonypete
They are immature attention seekers. The odd glasses , like the blubbering on youtube, are a way to get people to look at them. After watching several of the meltdown videos, you start to notice that many of them are eerily similar to each other.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 26, 2024 10:51 PM (0Htd1)
https://www.youtube.com/live/lrOqfA5Ni7o
Posted by: Ciampino - Benito would have been on time at November 26, 2024 10:51 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: eleven
Yes - that is perfectly apt for Bolton. He's the guy that Michael Bolton would go out of his way to say "No relation" every time he meets someone.
Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at November 26, 2024 10:51 PM (G6LTi)
Posted by: scampydog at November 26, 2024 10:51 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 26, 2024 10:51 PM (mH6SG)
A world where liars pants actually caught on fire.
How many official buildings would we lose monthly?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 26, 2024 10:52 PM (VNX3d)
New T-zero: 11:41 ET
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at November 26, 2024 10:52 PM (xn0Ie)
The cheat wasn't cancelled, it ran into something it's never seen before. Organized resistance. Scott Presler, Lara Trump and the RNC, James O'Keefe, Steven Crowder, and many others all exposed the cheat in literal 4K, and blocked it in several places.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 26, 2024 10:53 PM (NqGS/)
I’m not joking when I say I want to see Tom Homan on the back of a horse whipping the Denver mayor on January 21st, 2025
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I understood that reference.
Posted by: Captain America at November 26, 2024 10:53 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2024 10:54 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
That's some grade A analysis right thar. True.
Posted by: MkY at November 26, 2024 10:55 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2024 10:55 PM (fwDg9)
It's going to be an amazing next 4 years in ways we haven't even considered.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 26, 2024 10:55 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at November 26, 2024 10:52 PM (xn0Ie)
Ah, it's Starlink, not SMOD. Had me going there, for a moment.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2024 10:55 PM (b9Gg7)
A world where liars pants actually caught on fire.
How many official buildings would we lose monthly?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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Imagined headline:
"Breaking! Massive spontaneous conflagration at CNN studio!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2024 10:56 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at November 26, 2024 10:56 PM (dR6yv)
You may be tempted to let them swing from the ceiling fan, but the fan cannot support even that little weight.
At least not residential fans...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 26, 2024 10:47 PM (/lPRQ)
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Awfully specific and a hint of familiarity?
Do you need a fan-repair crew? We have circulating
Posted by: Ciampino - fan repairs while u wait at November 26, 2024 10:56 PM (i0xsb)
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For some reason several years ago I began mispronouncing it as "ar-kansas" on purpose in my mind whenever I read it in print. I haven't had to say it aloud though so I don't know if I'd mispronounce it speaking or not.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 10:57 PM (hovnC)
....
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
Kamala on Twitter, X, is the modern version of drunk dialing at 2 AM.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 26, 2024 10:58 PM (0Htd1)
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Has the parade been renamed to 'Holiday Parade'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2024 10:58 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Cardinal Biggles"
I cherish his entire catalogue.
Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2024 10:58 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 26, 2024 10:59 PM (63Dwl)
All of South Korea hates him.
His passport has been seized by the South Korean government.
He has threatened to start mocking all the Comfort Woman' statues again if he gets banned by TikTok.
TikTok has banned him.
South Korea has charged him with 'obstructing a business' with other charges in the offering.
He has a public defender.
Trial date is set in December 2024.
He is the poster child of FAFO.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2024 10:59 PM (4aTF4)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human
He's smart, knows the law and is more than willing to beat the shit outa fools.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 26, 2024 10:59 PM (+VovS)
Posted by: Nadya Suleman at November 26, 2024 10:59 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: sal at November 26, 2024 11:00 PM (f+FmA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2024 11:00 PM (4aTF4)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 26, 2024 11:00 PM (mH6SG)
A world where liars pants actually caught on fire.
How many official buildings would we lose monthly?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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Imagined headline:
"Breaking! Massive spontaneous conflagration at CNN studio!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2024 10:56 PM (XeU6L)
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Two massive fires today consumed both the J. Edgar Hoover building and the CIA complex in Langley, VA. Khaki pants and tiki torches implicated at the Hoover building.
Posted by: Ciampino - that made me laugh at November 26, 2024 11:01 PM (i0xsb)
I'm thrilled Trump won the election. A little worried THEY are going try to kill him again.
I get anxious about reading the news.
Evil people
Posted by: fourseasons at November 26, 2024 11:01 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 26, 2024 10:55 PM (LkLld)
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I think it definitely feels like 1980 in many ways. As you said, he is not even in office yet!
Posted by: Yoko Ono at November 26, 2024 11:01 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2024 10:59 PM (4aTF4)
South Korea should dress him up like Dennis Rodman, and hand him over to the Norks. "Here, I think you guys lost this."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2024 11:02 PM (b9Gg7)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 26, 2024 11:03 PM (RIvkX)
It's going to be an amazing next 4 years in ways we haven't even considered.
Posted by: JackStraw
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I think it definitely feels like 1980 in many ways. As you said, he is not even in office yet!
Posted by: Yoko Ono
Interesting times, eh?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 26, 2024 11:04 PM (63Dwl)
If lay down $100 John Bolton has underage pics on his laptop.
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 26, 2024 11:04 PM (VnatX)
Congress is opening up the Michael Byrd files...
https://tinyurl.com/499eyj2u
45 seconds; R.I.P.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 11:06 PM (hovnC)
I'm sure there must be some nice ones. David Bowie's wife seems very nice; gracious and elegant.
But every one I've ever met, including infants in their parents' arms, has been obnoxious.
I've heard ol' Johnny is actually Ethiopian, but he is Somali in character. And he looks Somali to me.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at November 26, 2024 11:07 PM (Vvh2V)
Korea really pussed out on that.
Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2024 11:08 PM (fV+MH)
Mr. Finn had not been eating. A couple of days and his kibble was still in his bucket. Changed it out. Nothing. I worry when dogs don't eat. It's not a good sign.
Gave him puppy food instead. He inhaled it. Silly boy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 26, 2024 11:08 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: Yoko Ono
It's much bigger than 1980. We were different country then. We have to destroy this cancer that has infected us and take on the same cancer that is taking over the world. And now it feels like we might.
And you can't sing for shit.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 26, 2024 11:08 PM (LkLld)
Disinformation Expert Lizzy @StarChamberMaid 9h
Just finished taping a special edition of Happy Hour with Julie and Liz. Here's the vibe
https://tinyurl.com/39teu6vz
1:01 minutes; what if Nine Inch Nails was yacht rock?
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 11:08 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Gref at November 26, 2024 10:25 PM (aBgBM)
And yet they don’t ever leave. Cuba, China, NoKo would all welcome them with open arms to live the socialist dream. How come none of them ever go? Because they’re full of shit that’s why.
Which reminds have all the leftists afraid of literally Hitler left yet?
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 26, 2024 11:09 PM (VnatX)
It's much bigger than 1980. We were different country then.
We don't have the Soviet Union to blame our bad luck on.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 26, 2024 11:10 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2024 11:10 PM (4aTF4)
Do you need a fan-repair crew? We have circulating fans vans.
Posted by: Ciampino - fan repairs while u wait
Nah.
You can get hoists suitable for getting a fattie out of a wheel chair into bed. Works for midgets too.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 26, 2024 11:11 PM (/lPRQ)
The dog-loving Ozzie cousin .............. Din Gogh
His nonagenarian gambling uncle ....... Bin Gogh
The linguist aunt ............................... Lyn Gogh
Feel free to improve on these!
Posted by: Ciampino - screaming on a starry night at November 26, 2024 10:16 PM (i0xsb)
You forgot the guy that couldn't last very long in bed............. Kum En Gogh
Posted by: Someday I'll choose a nick and stick with it. Today is not that day! Dangerous Radical at November 26, 2024 11:11 PM (89Sog)
How come none of them ever go? Because they’re full of shit that’s why.
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They also don't want their illusions of diversity celebrations punctured by the incredible racism and xenophobia they'd encounter there.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 26, 2024 11:13 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 26, 2024 11:13 PM (D6PGr)
All of South Korea hates him.
His passport has been seized by the South Korean government.
He has threatened to start mocking all the Comfort Woman' statues again if he gets banned by TikTok.
TikTok has banned him.
South Korea has charged him with 'obstructing a business' with other charges in the offering.
He has a public defender.
Trial date is set in December 2024.
He is the poster child of FAFO.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Wonder if their prisons are still modeled after the Japanese internment and labor camps of WWII?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 26, 2024 11:14 PM (/lPRQ)
I read The Great Barrington declaration. I am glad Dr. B. Has accepted Trump's nomination. Does he have to go through congressional approval or not?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2024 11:14 PM (0cTJr)
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 26, 2024 11:15 PM (VnatX)
And you can't sing for shit.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 26, 2024 11:08 PM (LkLld)
I believe 1980 was much worse.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 26, 2024 11:15 PM (D6PGr)
Here in Wyoming we had convenience stores named Kum and Go. Hilarious. Another chain bought them this year and the name is gone. A terrible loss. No fun of any kind.
Posted by: fourseasons at November 26, 2024 11:15 PM (3ek7K)
I get anxious about reading the news.
Evil people
Posted by: fourseasons
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Trying to talk Putin into nuking DC...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 26, 2024 11:15 PM (/lPRQ)
He has not yet been charged over the statues that memorialize the Japanese abuse of using Korean women as camp prostitutes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2024 11:16 PM (4aTF4)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2024 11:17 PM (T53xy)
Posted by: look whats not at November 26, 2024 11:18 PM (nakGR)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 26, 2024 11:18 PM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: scampydog at November 26, 2024 11:18 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 11:19 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 26, 2024 11:20 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at November 26, 2024 11:21 PM (dg+HA)
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Yes, FenelonSpoke.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 11:22 PM (hovnC)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2024 11:23 PM (fwDg9)
Interesting that wikipedia - that bastion of truth - does not have an entry for Michael Byrd. If you look for it you get a biased article on Ashli Babbitt (sp?).
Posted by: Ciampino - that cop needs investigating at November 26, 2024 11:24 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Young people nowadays at November 26, 2024 11:24 PM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff
According to the video posted above, you've already had quite a few, Kamala.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2024 11:24 PM (0cTJr)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 26, 2024 11:24 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: scampydog at November 26, 2024 11:26 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: fourseasons at November 26, 2024 11:15 PM (3ek7K)
C-Stores often have unintentionally funny names, like Loaf 'n' Jug.
I call it Loaves and Jugs.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Part of the E-4 Mafia at November 26, 2024 11:26 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth"
It's an interesting comparison. I could be swayed either way.
Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2024 11:26 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: fourseasons at November 26, 2024 11:27 PM (3ek7K)
206 What do you think will happen when Johnny Somali is inside a South Korean prison.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2024 11:10 PM (4aTF4)
He’ll change his name to Johnny Bugger.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 26, 2024 11:27 PM (W6hoT)
https://is.gd/AwXK7q
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 26, 2024 10:37 PM (vO42M)
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I disabled the volume after smelling the alcohol on her breath!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2024 11:28 PM (T53xy)
Posted by: Ciampino - that cop needs indicting at November 26, 2024 11:29 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Anna Puma "
It may be that there's no actual law for that? How could they conceive of such an asshole.
Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2024 11:29 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2024 11:30 PM (T53xy)
Posted by: Not Hard To Please at November 26, 2024 11:30 PM (nS6qG)
Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2024 11:29 PM (fV+MH)
Vandalism would suffice, I expect.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2024 11:30 PM (b9Gg7)
Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2024 11:31 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2024 11:31 PM (fwDg9)
My personal interview is tomorrow at 10 AM.
Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 11:31 PM (v6JzV)
Today, it worked fine without the screaming alarm. I'll bet you can figure out what I did to "fix" it…‽
Posted by: mindful webworker - one guess per customer at November 26, 2024 11:32 PM (4kOo+)
There's one on I-80 in Omaha.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 26, 2024 11:32 PM (/y8xj)
As Richard M. Nixon didn't say, history doesn't repeat itself, but sometimes it rhymes.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 26, 2024 11:32 PM (uRu1z)
Funnily though some black gay dude on MessNBC said he was “conflicted” about the appointment. lol. I hate Trump. But I like gays. What do I do? 🤣
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 26, 2024 11:33 PM (VnatX)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 26, 2024 11:34 PM (TJbTM)
Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 11:34 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2024 11:35 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: scampydog at November 26, 2024 11:35 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 26, 2024 11:35 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 11:35 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 26, 2024 11:13 PM (D6PGr)
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I told these jokes to Mrs. BD and she said "stop spitting on me!"
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2024 11:35 PM (T53xy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2024 11:35 PM (4aTF4)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 26, 2024 11:36 PM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2024 11:10 PM (4aTF4)
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I'd wager that Asian prisons are run more properly than American ones, so he probably won't have a line of dudes waiting to sock him in the brown eye, but I imagine a guard or two might turn a blind eye to him getting the shit kicked out of him now and again.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 26, 2024 11:36 PM (QdGJh)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 26, 2024 11:36 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 11:36 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 26, 2024 11:37 PM (Fe0y1)
Posted by: scampydog at November 26, 2024 11:37 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: frances tony at November 26, 2024 11:37 PM (guFY3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2024 11:38 PM (b9Gg7)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 26, 2024 11:38 PM (W6hoT)
With, lol
Posted by: fourseasons at November 26, 2024 11:38 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: scampydog at November 26, 2024 11:39 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: frances tony at November 26, 2024 11:37 PM (guFY3)
But what about the heartbreak of psoriasis?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2024 11:39 PM (b9Gg7)
Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2024 11:39 PM (fV+MH)
What the hell is it talking about
Posted by: fourseasons at November 26, 2024 11:40 PM (3ek7K)
What the hell is it talking about
Posted by: fourseasons at November 26, 2024 11:40 PM (3ek7K)
machines for sale!!!!!
Posted by: machines for sale at November 26, 2024 11:40 PM (KcwUg)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 26, 2024 11:41 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2024 11:42 PM (0cTJr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 26, 2024 11:42 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2024 11:42 PM (4aTF4)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 26, 2024 11:43 PM (/JDDd)
Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2024 11:43 PM (fV+MH)
and we have separation and faring separation confirmed
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at November 26, 2024 11:45 PM (xn0Ie)
Another first from Space Daddy, although unintentional. Starship produces "electrophonic" sounds:
https://tinyurl.com/29lh7589
"Electrophonic" is a term coined to describe sound produced by EM effects directly. When conditions are just so, an EM field can induce sound locally. It can be actual sound produced by objects that vibrate due to the field effects, or "in your head" when some EM effect produces vibrations or what your auditory nerves interpret as such.
Meteors can do this, and at least one satellite did upon reentry. Now, it seems Starship does the same thing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 26, 2024 11:45 PM (w6EFb)
And after escaping from his Japan shenanigans, decided to ply his schtick in South Korea only to find the Koreans want him to put in the slammer.
Or straight into the ground buried as some Koreans have tracked Johnny down and gave him a beat down after he dared them to find him.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2024 11:45 PM (4aTF4)
Then reluctantly run this headline.
Stock market today: S&P 500, Dow notch fresh records as Wall Street shrugs off Trump's tariff threat
He’s breaking everyone.
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 26, 2024 11:46 PM (VnatX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2024 11:46 PM (4aTF4)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth"
It's an interesting comparison. I could be swayed either way.
Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2024 11:26 PM (fV+MH)
Off the top of my head. Only 6 years after the Left pulled off a coup , 16% mortgage rates, Iranian hostages, unstable Soviet Union , East Germany , Middle East on edge , cancelled Olympics, depressed US Military, oil shortage and gas rationing, Foreign affairs screwed up , IRA still active, SA Apartheid , South America in turmoil.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 26, 2024 11:47 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: SnailRacer at November 26, 2024 11:47 PM (hsGkC)
Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2024 11:47 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2024 11:47 PM (0cTJr)
He has not yet been charged over the statues that memorialize the Japanese abuse of using Korean women as camp prostitutes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2024 11:16 PM (4aTF4)
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Statues or statutes?
Posted by: Ciampino - cop needs indicting at November 26, 2024 11:47 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: SnailRacer at November 26, 2024 11:48 PM (hsGkC)
You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Posted by: John Bolton (as overheard by Miklos) at November 26, 2024 11:49 PM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Initially read that as farling. Had to look it up, which was not helpful. Outdummied myself again.
Posted by: scampydog at November 26, 2024 11:50 PM (41CYW)
Meteors can do this, and at least one satellite did upon reentry. Now, it seems Starship does the same thing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 26, 2024 11:45 PM (w6EFb)
Now I have the word to describe what I experienced during an MRI.
And yes, they did find evidence that I have a brain!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 26, 2024 11:50 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: eleven at November 26, 2024 11:50 PM (fV+MH)
What did Trump say about Bolton? That he wanted to launch nukes when somebody shot down a $15 drone?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 26, 2024 11:50 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: minor Miklosian contribution at November 26, 2024 11:51 PM (+w4kg)
After several months of downbeat data to end the summer left workers feeling sour about the prospect of finding a new job, consumers' feelings about the labor market may be rounding a corner.
On Tuesday, fresh data from the Conference Board's Consumer Confidence survey for the month showed the difference between respondents who believe jobs are "plentiful" and those saying jobs are "hard to get" rose for the second straight month. The metric, known as the labor market differential, ticked up to a reading of 18.2% in November, an increase from the cycle low of 12.7% seen in September.
Hmm anything significant happen between Sept and November to cause this sudden and unexpected shift? It’s a real mystery.
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 26, 2024 11:51 PM (VnatX)
Meteors can do this, and at least one satellite did upon reentry. Now, it seems Starship does the same thing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 26, 2024 11:45 PM (w6EFb)
Color me as unconvinced. I watched the video; heard dogs barking like crazy, but heard no other sound. And how is the rocket generating powerful EM waves? It's just a big methane blowtorch.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2024 11:52 PM (b9Gg7)
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 26, 2024 11:53 PM (VnatX)
Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 11:53 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Initially read that as farling. Had to look it up, which was not helpful. Outdummied myself again.
Posted by: scampydog at November 26, 2024 11:50 PM (41CYW)
Scampy: Try 'fairing'. It's the part of the rocker that protects the payload until mostly out of earth's atmosphere. Then it separates and falls away.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 26, 2024 11:54 PM (TJbTM)
Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2024 11:53 PM (v6JzV)
Knock 'em dead, kid!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2024 11:54 PM (b9Gg7)
What I can never figure out is why people who weren't cut off from any knowledge of history are so filled with hate at being ruled by businessmen, but dream of being ruled even more closely by untouchable bureaucrats. Akin to the 80s and 90s rock stars who were likely aware of what happened to many of the 60s and 70s rock stars, but did all the drugs as soon as possible anyway.
Posted by: azjaeger at November 26, 2024 11:54 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2024 11:55 PM (4aTF4)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 26, 2024 11:56 PM (/JDDd)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2024 11:56 PM (T53xy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2024 11:55 PM (4aTF4)
And on airplane wheels, fairings are called "pants".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2024 11:56 PM (b9Gg7)
Posted by: frances tony
Be not deceived by such.
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chinkonaga Wnankpa, with Healing remedies for All Eventualities at November 26, 2024 11:56 PM (+w4kg)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 26, 2024 11:57 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 26, 2024 11:57 PM (TJbTM)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 26, 2024 11:58 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue
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Thanks. Found some good reading on that. That is pretty cool.
Posted by: scampydog at November 26, 2024 11:59 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Bulg
Remember to explain about being a Change Agent by systematizing customer-focused synchronicities.
Posted by: Unemployed Life and Career Coach Miklos at November 26, 2024 11:59 PM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at November 26, 2024 11:59 PM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 26, 2024 11:58 PM (sAmhv)
Have you ever noticed that these quacks never offer a cure for minor and commonplace, but annoying conditions that affect nearly all of us? Nothing for zits, or migraine, or the common cold, or ingrown toenails.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2024 12:01 AM (b9Gg7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 27, 2024 12:02 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Miklos Musk at November 27, 2024 12:02 AM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 26, 2024 11:16 PM (4aTF4)
Fucking around with the Comfort Women statue is like someone caught pissing on The Wall. Do I care what happens to them when people beat the rest of the piss out of them? I hope this Somali character gets a goodly amount of time in prison to learn the cultural niceties.
Posted by: RickZ at November 27, 2024 12:02 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Nancy P. at November 27, 2024 12:03 AM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Salami Somali at November 27, 2024 12:04 AM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 12:04 AM (D6PGr)
There's a lot wrong with laying around.
There is rest aplenty in the grave.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 27, 2024 12:05 AM (MeG8a)
"sure it's Bolton's moustache?"
"Yes Sir"
"Activate Space Laser 6"
Posted by: Miklos Musk at November 27, 2024 12:02 AM (+w4kg)
You know, wouldn't be a hoot if every Starlink satellite contained within it one cigarette-sized rod of solid tungsten, that could be shot out with enough velocity to de-orbit, and land accurately right on the dome of some miscreant?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2024 12:05 AM (b9Gg7)
Posted by: Anna Puma
There are no pockets in a shroud.
Posted by: Robert W. Service at November 27, 2024 12:05 AM (nS6qG)
Posted by: RickZ
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Guessing those clicks and likes are not worth much to Johnny now.
Posted by: scampydog at November 27, 2024 12:06 AM (41CYW)
SpaceX has actually been recovering and reusing some of the fairings.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 27, 2024 12:07 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
My copy of 5 Minute Manager definitely needs an upgrade.
Posted by: Core Competence Guy Miklos at November 27, 2024 12:07 AM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at November 27, 2024 12:08 AM (xn0Ie)
Posted by: Core Competence Guy Miklos
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LOL.
Posted by: scampydog at November 27, 2024 12:08 AM (41CYW)
Good evening, all!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 27, 2024 12:11 AM (Xwngz)
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at November 27, 2024 12:08 AM (xn0Ie)
It is a real pity that Israeli intelligence whacked him. They should have kidnapped him away from Iraq, and brought him to Israel, and made him an offer he couldn't refuse. I don't believe he was ideologically motivated. He just wanted to play with big artillery tubes to put shit into orbit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2024 12:11 AM (b9Gg7)
Just reading, David Plouffe admitted their own polls showed they were behind the whole time. The media polls showing Kamala ahead were all crap, and they knew it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 27, 2024 12:13 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Gerald Bull wanted to demonstrate that cows can fly.
Posted by: Miklosian Analytics LLC at November 27, 2024 12:14 AM (+w4kg)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Umm...and who didn't?
Posted by: Miklos, who never listens to what they tell me at November 27, 2024 12:15 AM (+w4kg)
Posted by: eleven at November 27, 2024 12:17 AM (fV+MH)
https://youtu.be/HL1y8ZQoOLQ?si=DLfEoyq5RRJGMdEO&t=150
It's a bit of a cliché to say "they didn't have to go that hard" but every part of this is amazing.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 27, 2024 12:18 AM (lhenN)
I'm sorry, but who is Johnny Somali?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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He is one of the many "influencers" who get clicks and likes and $ by being obnoxious. Goes to places like Japan and Korea where people still value decorum and goes into quiet or small spaces like a subway car and starts blasting music and break-dancing and getting in people's faces. Frankly he's not even that good a dancer.
As noted here, one of his latest pranks was to pretend nookie with a statue that memorialized the "comfort women" of Korea. He claimed after being arrested that this was just the American way of humor.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 27, 2024 12:18 AM (Xwngz)
He's perfectly aware of it and does not care.
Posted by: eleven
Does he wave his hands in the air?
Posted by: Miklos, just curious at November 27, 2024 12:18 AM (+w4kg)
Posted by: L - cellphone at November 27, 2024 12:19 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2024 12:22 AM (hY4dx)
( someone posted over at "Legal Insurrection" that Kamala/- "You have the power" clip was done because it was released that she was the top contender for 2028 and it was released as revenge. Anyway, here's another Democrat official - this one from Chicago-arrested for drunk driving after slamming into two cars:
https://tinyurl.com/yxy64ub5
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2024 12:23 AM (7GuAW)
I suppose. He does any obnoxious thing to get views.
I suppose waving his hands in the air could be one of those things.
He desecrated solemn statues and threw food around in a restaurant and verbally assaulted people.
Posted by: eleven at November 27, 2024 12:24 AM (fV+MH)
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Cure scrofula or go home.
Posted by: Richard II at November 27, 2024 12:26 AM (hY4dx)
Posted by: eleven at November 27, 2024 12:26 AM (fV+MH)
I half-listened to the podcast with Plouffe, Cutter, et. al. and it was a 100% excuse-fest. Cutter began by saying that "of course" Harris started off with the headwinds of all the negative media.
It went on and on like that. They have learned nothing. Barring momentous events or crimes, they'll be losing for years.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 27, 2024 12:26 AM (Xwngz)
Posted by: Miklos, 29 and holding (in a Jerry Lee Lewis voice) at November 27, 2024 12:27 AM (+w4kg)
Posted by: NC Ref at November 27, 2024 12:27 AM (jCS2/)
Yes, we've done this for millennia. Why is it now labeled a "fart walk"? You people are pathetic.
Posted by: GWB at November 27, 2024 12:28 AM (GR9H0)
Posted by: scampydog Red Rider deep cut at November 27, 2024 12:28 AM (41CYW)
https://youtu.be/iSrx8HEVe78?si=tB0dXcg49WrSsiDi
Last one is an Archer reference.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 27, 2024 12:29 AM (lhenN)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 27, 2024 12:31 AM (sAmhv)
That's how you slice like a f'n hammer.
Ok, that's all. Bed time.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 27, 2024 12:31 AM (HQso3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2024 12:33 AM (ysAz8)
Does he wave his hands in the air?
Posted by: Miklos, just curious
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Hands, arms, legs, tongue, rear end, generally any body part with a hinge.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 27, 2024 12:34 AM (Xwngz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2024 12:33 AM (ysAz
The Rube Goldberg connection to the HQ.
Posted by: RickZ at November 27, 2024 12:34 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Butterfly keyboard too, probrbly.
Posted by: Miklos, guessing at November 27, 2024 12:35 AM (+w4kg)
Posted by: scampydog Red Rider deep cut at November 27, 2024 12:35 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: scampydog at November 27, 2024 12:36 AM (41CYW)
Yes. The one that Collins and Fauci called the Code Red on to destroy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 27, 2024 12:37 AM (w6EFb)
Guess that explains why I don't give a fuck.
Posted by: Salami Somali at November 27, 2024 12:38 AM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office
Dunno.
I was informed that some wave their hands in the air like they just don't care.
But I confuse that with uptwinkles, which I am told was also a Thing.
Posted by: Miklos, not hip with the Youth of Today at November 27, 2024 12:38 AM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Miklos, guessing at November 27, 2024 12:35 AM (+w4kg)
Not sure what that is. No numeric keypad, but the 4 Essential Keys are there. Left and right mouse buttons are at the top, not bottom of the touchpad. Weird.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2024 12:39 AM (ysAz8)
Posted by: mnw at November 27, 2024 12:39 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: RickZ
Telephone connection is wobbly.
Tin cans are OK, but keeping the string taught over 2614 miles is a stretch.
Posted by: Miklos, not paying the cell bill at November 27, 2024 12:41 AM (+w4kg)
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Word Up.
Posted by: What's the word at November 27, 2024 12:42 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: CA Token at November 27, 2024 12:42 AM (2+yws)
About Medicare, what are people paying per month or per trimester for Parts A & B?
Posted by: Ciampino - should be free by this time at November 27, 2024 12:44 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
The keyboard is split into two roughly right triangle pieces that slide as the laptop's lid is opened or closed. As the lid is opened both pieces slide out to the sides, followed by one piece sliding downward. The two halves mesh to form a keyboard 29.2 cm (11.5 in) wide which overhangs the sides of the laptop body. Conversely, as the lid is closed one piece slides back, then both slide inward until the keyboard can be covered by the lid. The movement of the keyboard is driven by a cam on the lid's hinge, so the motions of the keyboard parts are always synchronized with the movement of the lid
Posted by: Miklos knows you have seen this at November 27, 2024 12:44 AM (+w4kg)
And she was going to run the country? Oh, please.
https://is.gd/AwXK7q
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
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How do Dems defend this?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 27, 2024 12:45 AM (Xwngz)
I was informed that some wave their hands in the air like they just don't care.
Posted by: Miklos
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I feel like a joke might be flying over my head. Is that a reference to a song or summat?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 27, 2024 12:47 AM (Xwngz)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 27, 2024 12:47 AM (1m82a)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 27, 2024 12:49 AM (63Dwl)
https://is.gd/AwXK7q
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
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How do Dems defend this?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office
No President should, or be expected to "run" the country.
The USA is a Representative Republic, and elected politicians have duties, and limited enumerated powers.
Posted by: Miklos expresses radical opinion at November 27, 2024 12:50 AM (+w4kg)
I was informed that some wave their hands in the air like they just don't care.
Posted by: Miklos
Tim Walz
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 27, 2024 12:50 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
People "under the influence"?
Posted by: Miklos hazards a guess at November 27, 2024 12:51 AM (+w4kg)
Tin cans are OK, but keeping the string taught over 2614 miles is a stretch.
Posted by: Miklos, not paying the cell bill at November 27, 2024 12:41 AM (+w4kg)
I-40 route seems like we should be able to make it work. Pull it tight, pull it right.
Posted by: NC Ref at November 27, 2024 12:52 AM (jCS2/)
Posted by: Ciampino - deface tourist with tire iron at November 27, 2024 12:52 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Miklos
Tim Walz
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Uptwinkles
Downtwinkles
All so confusing
Posted by: Miklos figures the twinks like Walz know at November 27, 2024 12:52 AM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Miklos knows you have seen this at November 27, 2024 12:44 AM (+w4kg)
Good description, but I have never seen such a thing in the wild. I will say the keys on the Thinkpad (T43 model) have a very nice feel to them. I guess Lenovo made them for IBM.
I will probably try to install the current version of Mint, which is 64 bit, and see if that works. I think it needs a new BIOS battery, too. Date is wrong.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2024 12:52 AM (ysAz8)
Dr. Atlas, also from Stanford, was also undermined and schemed against by Fauci and scarf lady, two of the most vile and disastrous public figures in our entire history. He recently posted that Stanford's faculty whatever, which infamously censured him for daring to speak scientifically based common sense during The Great Idiocy, *still* won't rescind their heinous act.
Really need to read his book (A Plague Upon Our House). Remember seeing Atlas interviewed online by some Euro podcaster type at the time, and thinking my gawd, finally someone who seems to actually have some understanding of epidemiology, economics, society, humans, logic, history, etc. Some institutions may be rescued thanks to people like this coming in after Trump's return, but nothing will change the clear-eyed understanding of what that period revealed about most Americans.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 27, 2024 12:55 AM (1m82a)
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at November 27, 2024 12:56 AM (xn0Ie)
20 Days later.
https://tinyurl.com/2p82ajeb
DEMAND A RECOUNT AND AUDIT
Posted by: Ciampino - this nonsense needs to end at November 27, 2024 12:56 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Attractive tattooed, pierced, blue haired 5'4" 210 lb lesbian who swiped RONG at November 27, 2024 12:57 AM (+w4kg)
Just reading some of Eugyppius' substack. The German govt is arresting people and sentencing them to jail for mean tweets against German politicians. One was arrested for sending a poop emoji to some politician.
Also, Ukraine is incapable of operating those missiles we let them use agin' Russia. It's NATO "advisors" actually pulling the trigger, and using US/NATO satellites for targeting.
IOW, NATO is attacking Russia.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 27, 2024 12:58 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at November 27, 2024 12:56 AM (xn0Ie)
Good to keep Kammie company. And gives her another target besides Doug.
Posted by: RickZ at November 27, 2024 12:58 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Someday I'll choose a nick and stick with it. Today is not that day! Dangerous Radical at November 27, 2024 01:00 AM (89Sog)
The cousin who works at the gas station - Cit Gogh
The cousin who likes to do Spanish dancing - Fandang Gogh
The in-law who stays too long - You Gogh-Now
Posted by: SFGoth at November 27, 2024 01:01 AM (KAi1n)
why docs want me to walk everyday post-hospital...diverticulitis and peritonitis are not kind to one's guts
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 27, 2024 01:02 AM (ynpvh)
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Added book to Christmas list (yes, we still do lists at 29). Thanks, rhomboid.
Posted by: What's the word at November 27, 2024 01:02 AM (41CYW)
Would sound better if he said it in the original Klingon.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 27, 2024 01:04 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
Nixon didn't cackle.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 27, 2024 01:04 AM (KAi1n)
https://mol.im/a/14127825
Posted by: Ciampino - I slam is incompatible with the West at November 27, 2024 01:04 AM (i0xsb)
Since you're a gentleman, you'll wind up holding her hair back while she pukes.
Sometimes you hate this life.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 27, 2024 01:05 AM (uRu1z)
IOW, NATO is attacking Russia.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 27, 2024 12:58 AM (w6EFb)
Yup, the missiles being shot HAVE to have in course corrections that come from... oh... wait... US and NATO Satellites. They literally cannot be fired without those course corrections.
Also, they have 'codes' to even deploy... codes we would not give out to any foreign nation.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 27, 2024 01:06 AM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
Nixon didn't cackle.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 27, 2024 01:04 AM (KAi1n)
Nixon? but he... nose...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 27, 2024 01:06 AM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
That was Samuel Langhorne Clemens.
Posted by: Miklos so attests at November 27, 2024 01:07 AM (+w4kg)
Posted by: What's the word at November 27, 2024 01:07 AM (41CYW)
20 days later.
And the cheat goes on.....the cheat goes on
Posted by: Case at November 27, 2024 01:08 AM (NMZGW)
Difficult to believe that Ukes can operate ATACMs (minus the vital targeting aspect, which they certainly cannot do) unless there was training going on for a while now. These aren't RPGs you can just hand to Ahmed or Carlos or Misha and expect results.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 27, 2024 01:08 AM (1m82a)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 27, 2024 01:09 AM (1m82a)
Posted by: Miklos has seen the video at November 27, 2024 01:10 AM (+w4kg)
I was informed that some wave their hands in the air like they just don't care.
Posted by: Miklos
Tim Walz
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Great. Now I got that ear worm in my head. It kind of works with 'Tim Walz'.
youtu.be/MZjAantupsA
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 27, 2024 01:10 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: The Horde Cries Out at November 27, 2024 01:11 AM (+w4kg)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 27, 2024 12:58 AM (w6EFb)
I grew up in Norfolk. My friend's Mom had a security clearance to work at the NATO HQ (on Hampton Blvd) as the head librarian. I had a NATO German lieutenant in class once. Very familiar with NATO. It was necessary as an opposition to The Warsaw Pact. But post-1989, NATO lost its raison d'être. The West has broken a lot of understandings with Russia when it comes to NATO. The most egrgious is failing to understand Russia's paranoia about its border. Invasions by Napoleon and Hitler are part of Russia's psyche. The don't want to be invaded again. And, as discussed last night, we've already invaded Russia after WWI to try to stop the Reds from taking over.
NATO are the baddies.
Never thought I'd ever say such a thing. But it's true. I'm no Russia-lover, just someone who understands a little more history that the talking airheads interviewing (War) Hawk Tuah NEOCONS to whom too many have listened.
Posted by: RickZ at November 27, 2024 01:12 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 27, 2024 01:12 AM (1m82a)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 27, 2024 01:12 AM (Sgq8y)
20 Days later.
https://tinyurl.com/2p82ajeb
DEMAND A RECOUNT AND AUDIT
Posted by: Ciampino - this nonsense needs to end
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It ends here.
They won.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 27, 2024 01:12 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 27, 2024 01:08 AM (1m82a)
Played in this arean 20 or so years ago... trust me... you don't let a missile off the leash unless you know where its a goin...
Can't imagine the rules we had 20 or so years ago, are less today.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 27, 2024 01:13 AM (QAkQ3)
https://tinyurl.com/ym3sjkdx
Posted by: Ciampino - I slam is cuckoo at November 27, 2024 01:15 AM (i0xsb)
Respectfully disagree.
It is not one's job to accept or concede to anyone's paranoia. Crazies can cause much harm, but the solution is not to respect their crazy.
Posted by: Miklos, formerly of a Peoples' republic that knows about Russians at November 27, 2024 01:16 AM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at November 27, 2024 01:16 AM (xn0Ie)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 27, 2024 01:04 AM (KAi1n)
Funny how both recent 'girl power' candidates cackled. I wonder why that is? How they got selected? One would think a cackle would be unserious and disqualifying. But then Mayor Pete donned a fake tit to 'breast feed' his adopted kid -- and proudly took a photo doing so.
Let's hope that crap's over.
Posted by: RickZ at November 27, 2024 01:17 AM (gKDq2)
Since you're a gentleman, you'll wind up holding her hair back while she pukes.
Sometimes you hate this life.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 27, 2024 01:05 AM (uRu1z)
Excellent summation.
Posted by: RickZ at November 27, 2024 01:18 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: rhomboid
Tanned, rested, well-fed and READY!
*hic*
Posted by: *hic* 2028! at November 27, 2024 01:18 AM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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And the Butterfly Effect.
Posted by: scampydog at November 27, 2024 01:19 AM (41CYW)
https://tinyurl.com/ym3sjkdx
Posted by: Ciampino -
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Better get it out of their systems. A new day is coming.
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at November 27, 2024 01:19 AM (xn0Ie)
What? Boy, do I need a good night's sleep.
AI is getting pretty good, but still put six fingers on each of this kid's hands.
https://youtu.be/xJG0D1a6Fqw
G'nite, y'all.
Answer: ordered a replacement.
Posted by: mindful webworker - tears one shed at November 27, 2024 01:19 AM (4kOo+)
Posted by: NC Ref at November 27, 2024 01:19 AM (jCS2/)
Which means... its paid for.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 27, 2024 01:20 AM (QAkQ3)
Let's hope that crap's over.
Posted by: RickZ
For female Dem candidates, more vocal fry and uptalk is clearly key.
Posted by: Political Consultant/Grifter Miklos at November 27, 2024 01:20 AM (+w4kg)
https://mol.im/a/14127933
Posted by: Ciampino - snipe hunt? at November 27, 2024 01:21 AM (i0xsb)
Respectfully disagree.
It is not one's job to accept or concede to anyone's paranoia. Crazies can cause much harm, but the solution is not to respect their crazy.
Posted by: Miklos, formerly of a Peoples' republic that knows about Russians at November 27, 2024 01:16 AM (+w4kg)
Dysfunction is contagious... in both yer personal life, and society.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 27, 2024 01:22 AM (QAkQ3)
Which means... its paid for.
Posted by: Romeo13
I would not like to be the accountant for Anarchists.
Posted by: Miklos, not a CPA in your State, Province, or Autonomous Republic at November 27, 2024 01:23 AM (+w4kg)
As if there aren't already enough historic abuses and outrages to investigate and correct.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 27, 2024 01:24 AM (1m82a)
https://mol.im/a/14128191
Well forever is a bit over the top.
Posted by: Ciampino - forever is a longish time at November 27, 2024 01:24 AM (i0xsb)
Which means... its paid for.
Posted by: Romeo13
I would not like to be the accountant for Anarchists.
Posted by: Miklos, not a CPA in your State, Province, or Autonomous Republic at November 27, 2024 01:23 AM (+w4kg)
Why not? they got cash. Always cracked me up though that they embrace Guy Fawkes... even wear his mask... when Fawkes was trying to blow up Parliament because it was about to outlaw Catholicism... he was a Catholic Religious Extremist... not an Anarchist.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 27, 2024 01:25 AM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Ciampino - forever is a longish time! at November 27, 2024 01:25 AM (i0xsb)
https://mol.im/a/14127791
Posted by: Ciampino - Mr Butthole at November 27, 2024 01:28 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 27, 2024 01:29 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: SFGoth
He did say "Sock it to me" though
Posted by: Miklos
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You don't have Kamala Harris to kick around anymore.
Posted by: Kammy at November 27, 2024 01:29 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Miklos, formerly of a Peoples' republic that knows about Russians at November 27, 2024 01:16 AM (+w4kg)
That's the thing. I don't think Putin's crazy. I think he's reacting to NATO. I go back to 2014 and Obama/Biden Admin in the Ukraine and the Maidan Coup. We have been fucking around with Ukraine for a long time, inarguably the most corrupt country in Europe, so corrupt they were not allowed into The Schengen Agreement. Plus, it was a great base of operations for The Biden Crime Family, Inc.
Posted by: RickZ at November 27, 2024 01:29 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 27, 2024 01:30 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: scampydog at November 27, 2024 01:30 AM (41CYW)
https://mol.im/a/14128191
Well forever is a bit over the top.
Posted by: Ciampino
I have suggested changes for years-
-No assigned seats
-no saving seats, show up two hours early (pee first)
-Invite the local weathergirls from Anytown, better and more honest questions
-give everyone one of them buzzer things you get while waiting for a table-you are next, it buzzes
Posted by: Miklos, hard Pressed at November 27, 2024 01:30 AM (+w4kg)
Posted by: RickZ at November 27, 2024 01:29 AM (gKDq2)
More, we agreed that NATO would not expand... yet now US Armor sits on Russia's borders.
I'd be paranoid too.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 27, 2024 01:31 AM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2024 01:31 AM (zjw8h)
She was initially opposed but I think I convinced her. I pointed out that she had a 7-8 incision up her abdomen, which she would have allowed to save her life (if conscious), yet she's worried about a pencil sized hole in her neck.
Any upcoming nominations for Trump's assistance in negotiations will have to be declined, as I am otherwise occupied.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at November 27, 2024 01:31 AM (55Qr6)
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A Trump hater is crazy? Who knew?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 27, 2024 01:32 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Miklos has a Mixon/Agnew bumper sticker, just needs the car for it at November 27, 2024 01:32 AM (+w4kg)
* apparently appointees may be vetted by the FBI after Trump takes office - still think it'd be better to completely exclude that collapsed agency ..... a feeling of desperation and anger in the ranks, at the humiliation, might be useful in dismantling it
Posted by: rhomboid at November 27, 2024 01:33 AM (1m82a)
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at November 27, 2024 01:31 AM (55Qr6)
I guess that is a step in the right direction. May she continue to gain her strength back.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2024 01:34 AM (zjw8h)
https://mol.im/a/14129399
Posted by: Ciampino - Basket case at November 27, 2024 01:35 AM (i0xsb)
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A Trump hater is crazy? Who knew?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc
Trial by Combat.
Put him in cage with Ronda Rousey, and let Justice be Done.
Posted by: Miklos likes the gender equality aspect at November 27, 2024 01:35 AM (+w4kg)
https://mol.im/a/14117235
Posted by: Ciampino - shows how useless the feebees at November 27, 2024 01:36 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Miklos at November 27, 2024 01:38 AM (+w4kg)
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Pretty sure that should be 'terfysgwr'.
Welsh is not very different from appalachian dialect.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 27, 2024 01:39 AM (XeU6L)
Jim Abrahams dead at 80: Naked Gun and Airplane! director passes away in LA
https://mol.im/a/14128787
RIP
Posted by: Ciampino - classics at November 27, 2024 01:39 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: scampydog at November 27, 2024 01:40 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Musicology Critic . . . at November 27, 2024 01:41 AM (TX4bP)
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He's not using GSA he's not using other govt supplied spies.
He's running a very tight ship. Those leakers that do slip will be quickly discovered and farmed out.
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at November 27, 2024 01:41 AM (xn0Ie)
Posted by: Ciampino - zzzzzssss at November 27, 2024 01:41 AM (i0xsb)
I'd be paranoid too.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 27, 2024 01:31 AM (QAkQ3)
That's the thing. I don't care what anybody says, NATO is the US, just supposedly with more help. But the primary driving force (in manpower and matériel) is the US of A. I don't consider starting WWIII to be helpful.
So, yeah, we are militarily at Russia's borders for fuck all reasons.
Posted by: RickZ at November 27, 2024 01:42 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 27, 2024 01:43 AM (KAi1n)
Anything stand out?
Reza Hamidi Ravari
Majid Dastjani Farahani
Mohammad Mahdi Khanpour Ardestani
Sara Jamal Muhammad Al-Sayyid
Mu'min Al-Mawji Mahmud Salim
Issa Barrey
Hamza Al Ghamdi
Abd Al Rahman Al Maghrebi
Kidnappers of Caitlan Coleman
Sajid Mir
Abdullah Shair Khan
George Edward Wright
Ahlam Ahmad Al-Tamimi
Cheri Laverne Dalton
Ambrose Henry Montfort
Jose Espinsoa Caballero
Ishmail Muslim Ali
Catherine Marie Kerkow
Liban Jahi Mohamed
Joanne Deborah Chesimard
Posted by: Miklos sees non-coincidental indicators at November 27, 2024 01:43 AM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Listen to him
The Mountain People know things
Posted by: Miklos the Lowlander at November 27, 2024 01:45 AM (+w4kg)
Anything stand out?
------------
They're all from London?
Posted by: scampydog at November 27, 2024 01:46 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at November 27, 2024 01:48 AM (xn0Ie)
Posted by: scampydog at November 27, 2024 01:48 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at November 27, 2024 01:50 AM (xn0Ie)
Anything stand out?
....................
White supremacists wearing MAGA hats?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 27, 2024 01:50 AM (LopHO)
Guy's probably wanted for skipping out on his Country Club dues.
Looked him up. For skipping out of the country and going to Cuba via airline hijacking way back in 1983.
Posted by: RickZ at November 27, 2024 01:51 AM (gKDq2)
Anything stand out?
Posted by: Miklos sees non-coincidental indicators at November 27, 2024 01:43 AM (+w4kg)
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Not a single Gogh.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 27, 2024 01:59 AM (T53xy)
Posted by: RickZ
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Hard to believe that he would give up a commie paradise for Wales.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 27, 2024 01:59 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Because they have food in Wales?
Posted by: Miklos hazards a guess at November 27, 2024 02:01 AM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at November 27, 2024 02:01 AM (xverI)
Posted by: RickZ
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I know a guy who was aboard a plane that was hijacked to Cuba.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 27, 2024 02:01 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Miklos might not be as evil as they say at November 27, 2024 02:02 AM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Then a moose bit his sister.
Posted by: Miklos does not fight fate at November 27, 2024 02:03 AM (+w4kg)
I guess they're back at Quantico, destroying evidence.
Posted by: Tyrone Shoelaces at November 27, 2024 02:04 AM (xverI)
I guess they're back at Quantico, destroying evidence.
Posted by: Tyrone Shoelaces at November 27, 2024 02:04 AM (xverI)
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Didn't they switch over to being the Nazi Tom Hansen Dancers in Columbus Ohio a week ago?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 27, 2024 02:09 AM (T53xy)
I guess they're back at Quantico, destroying evidence.
Posted by: Tyrone Shoelaces
careful, Citizen.
We still have two months to shoot your dog.
Posted by: [REDACTED] from Quantico at November 27, 2024 02:09 AM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Can you imagine someone trying that now? There'd be some guy with semaphors trying to tell the pilot there's no power at the airport.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 27, 2024 02:22 AM (KAi1n)
FBI oddity: The US Marshalls know exactly where one of them is and can't extradite him because, what follows is a bit of a stretch theory, he owned a BBQ chicken restaurant and apparently his recipes were so solid they became something of a national secret. That and Europeans are idiots.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 27, 2024 02:27 AM (vO42M)
Posted by: SFGoth
"We now go to Algeria!"
"Amigo, somebody has to go back and bring a shitload of AVGAS cans"
Posted by: El Mikloso de Batista y Batista at November 27, 2024 02:29 AM (+w4kg)
{{{Snail Racer}}} So great to see you, Happy Thanksgiving!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 27, 2024 02:31 AM (Sgq8y)
December 14, 1972: Quebecair Flight 321 en route to Toronto was hijacked by Larry Maxwell Stanford and diverted to Montreal where the hijacker surrendered.
The whole list
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
List_of_aircraft_hijackings
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 27, 2024 02:31 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 27, 2024 02:33 AM (XeU6L)
Those 9/11 cocksuckers sort of ruined the game. There's no reason not to fight no matter what the consequences now.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 27, 2024 02:33 AM (QzM4s)
3 hours early!
I remember when flying was fun. Free drinks, snacks. Smoke if you got'em. The flight crew was nice to you. People around you were in a good mood, even smiling.
But in time the powers that be have ruined it. It's just a bitch now.
Posted by: Case at November 27, 2024 02:35 AM (27pJk)
But apparently that was OK, because the Hungarian Prime Minister Orban was on board and said "do eet" so all nice and non-criminal. Apparently.
Posted by: Miklos is not an Orban fan at November 27, 2024 02:36 AM (+w4kg)
Sen. Kennedy just on Fox I heard, channeling the most interesting man in the world, "Stay deplorable, my friends."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 27, 2024 02:45 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Kennedy is the Justin Wilson of politics
Posted by: Miklos ga-ron-tees at November 27, 2024 02:48 AM (+w4kg)
There is a clip of Sen. Kennedy cracking Tom Cotton up during some confirmation hearing. Kennedy was questioning one of Biden's lunatic judge appointees about his "State your pronouns" orders to parties before him in court. The lawyers had to announce their pronouns.
He got to reading the order, which included honorifics such as "Mr., Ms, or Mx." Cotton cracked up when Kennedy said "Mx."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 27, 2024 02:50 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2024 02:56 AM (y9t/w)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2024 03:08 AM (y9t/w)
Narendra Modi
@narendramodi
Birthday wishes to Union Minister Shri Pralhad Joshi Ji. He is at the forefront of commendable efforts to ensure that the rights of consumers are safeguarded and there is food security. Equally noteworthy is the work being done to boost sustainable growth through renewable energy. May he lead a long and healthy life.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 27, 2024 03:20 AM (TGPs7)
Posted by: JQ at November 27, 2024 03:38 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: JQ at November 27, 2024 03:39 AM (YoCnN)
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸
@patriottakes
Trump Department of Defense nominee Pete Hegseth’s wife said Pete believes Antifa protesters are the “exact people you’d want signing up to serve” in the military.
Pete Hegseth then added: “They have guts. They’re pretty brave. They believe in what they’re doing.”
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 27, 2024 03:40 AM (TGPs7)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 27, 2024 02:50
I'm thinking those 2 could make a good comedy team, a la Laurel and Hardy.
Two smart dudes and we need more of them to hang the lefties on their own petards.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at November 27, 2024 03:41 AM (55Qr6)
@TheFP
Rep.
@DanCrenshawTX
when asked if he would vote for a ban on Congressional stock trading:
“This is number 1,000 on my priority list... Sure, why not? Don’t let us trade stocks. We’ll just keep whipping ourselves—how about we don’t make any money either? Just cut our paychecks.
This is a great idea. Let’s make Congress a place where only millionaires can afford to do the job.
Would I vote for it? Yeah, sure, who cares? It doesn’t matter to me, because I don’t have any fucking money to put in the stock market—unlike the bullshit headlines that have been written about me.”
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 27, 2024 03:43 AM (TGPs7)
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