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Daily Tech News 21 November 2024

Top Story

  • The DOJ is seeking to break up Google, or rather to chip off a very small part of it. (AP News)

    They want to break off the Chrome browser, which has multiple competitors, including some like Brave which use the same open-source core and behave virtually identically.

    What this is expected to achieve is unclear. It would break Google's direct influence over the browser, but so would people switching to Brave or Vivaldi.

    They also want to prevent Google from making Google Search the default search engine in Android, which is something we've been through before with browsers and achieves basically nothing.

    Experts are freaking out, because that is what experts do:
    "It is probably going a little beyond," Syracuse University law professor Shubha Ghosh said of the Chrome breakup. "The remedies should match the harm, it should match the transgression. This does seem a little beyond that pale."
    He should see my proposal, which involves Tasmanian devils.


  • A Google employee union says, isn't there someone you forgot to ask? (The Verge)

    I don't know what you mean. The Tasmanian devils are fully on board.


Tech News

  • Ubuntu Linux has a decade-old bug in the needrestart tool that lets local users gain root access. (Bleeping Computer)

    This is bad, but it doesn't allow remote hackers to do anything directly. It does give them a way to completely take over your system if they are already logged in, though.

    To fix it, edit the file /etc/needrestart/needrestart.conf

    It will have a line containing

    #$nrconf{interpscan} = 0;

    Find that line, and delete the # to activate it. This has been the recommended configuration since 2022 but doesn't seem to have been adopted.

    Or just apt upgrade needrestart


  • Microsoft didn't think people would actually want to play Flight Simulator 2024. (Tom's Hardware)

    The servers that deliver the data stream have been overloaded and crashed entirely at least once. Since you can't simply download the game once and play it, that makes it more or less unplayable:
    Our editors at Tom's Hardware attempted to install the game yesterday - two of our editors managed to hit around 70% before the installation failed, and one editor managed to install the game but could only access the main menu. So, unfortunately, we'll have to postpone our review of MSFS 2024 until Microsoft's game services are actually working.
    Nice work, Microsoft.


  • Panzer of the lake, what is your wisdom? (Stack Exchange)

    Tracking down an eighty year old photo of a tank. In a lake.


  • The OneXGPU 2 is an external GPU for laptops and mini-PCs with Thunderbolt, USB4, or OCuLink. (Hot Hardware)

    It contains a Radeon 7800M laptop CPU, which is the 7800 XT desktop chip cut down to 12GB of RAM and a 192-bit memory bus (and also cut down from 265W to 180W).

    It also serves as a docking hub, with two USB ports, Ethernet, a micro-SD slot, and an M.2 slot in addition to the upstream USB4 and OCuLink ports and the three video outputs.

    And... Basically, it works.


  • Reddit is back online. (Tech Crunch)

    Some people actually noticed that it went down.


Complete Pile of Dog Crap Video of the Day



Jay mentions that he had trouble with the game even with a gigabit internet connection.


Disclaimer: Some people.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




Comments

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1 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 21, 2024 04:00 AM (hoCmQ)

2 QUICK REFERENCE GUIDE TO SPACE ACTIVITY FOR NOVEMBER 21

Roscosmos - Soyuz 2.1a - Progress MS-29
LS 31/6 Baikonur Cosmodrome KAZ - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: November 21
Launch Time: 7:22 a.m. ET, 1222 UTC, 13:22 CET, 19:22 Local Time Baikonur

https://www.youtube.com/live/CUYMPbgXLPM
______
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 6-66
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: November 21, 2024
Launch Time: 11:07 a.m. ET, 1607 UTC, 17:07 CET

https://www.youtube.com/live/N3JBoubQ7qY

Posted by: Ciampino - Russian launch at November 21, 2024 04:00 AM (i0xsb)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 21, 2024 04:00 AM (hoCmQ)

4 BOING!

Even if this technology is fake now, it will be real sooner than later. Do not like:

https://tinyurl.com/5xxn3smk

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 21, 2024 04:01 AM (CpG2S)

5 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2024 04:01 AM (fwDg9)

6 top 10?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 21, 2024 04:05 AM (omVj0)

7 G'morning, all.

Apparently have one of those google data centers up the road from our sleepy Little town.

I never knew it existed till we were told that the county needs another 2 million gallons of water per day.

And the Google facility apparently uses 1.5 million of that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2024 04:05 AM (a1415)

8 w00t

Posted by: m at November 21, 2024 04:07 AM (VnUSN)

9 Even if this technology is fake now, it will be real sooner than later. Do not like:

https://tinyurl.com/5xxn3smk
Posted by: Biden's Dog
--------------

Yeah, that's not creepy at all. Not one bit.

/

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 21, 2024 04:07 AM (hoCmQ)

10 Evening and morning, insomaniacals and fellow outposts of the great AoSHQ Empire! "It's early. I'm up, I'm sipping coffee, what more d'ya want?"

Did the blood work yesterday; they've been sending the results within a day, so I should have them this morning. Maybe. And my boss left his office yesterday after our meeting and didn't come back until just before I was ready to leave, so I didn't sit down with him about my retirement plans. He'll be in today. I think. (I keep his calendar, but he doesn't tell me when he's leaving or coming back.)

Howz ever'body doin'?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 21, 2024 04:09 AM (omVj0)

11 48.4 degrees, with 65% RH, and dropping down toward 39 degrees by sunrise.

Gonna be a cold walk to day.

But the birdbath won't freeze.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2024 04:09 AM (a1415)

12 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 21, 2024 04:10 AM (sAmhv)

13 Even if this technology is fake now, it will be real sooner than later. Do not like:

https://tinyurl.com/5xxn3smk
Posted by: Biden's Dog
--------------

Yeah, that's not creepy at all. Not one bit.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 21, 2024 04:07 AM (hoCmQ)
-

I'm sure Musk's Neuralink implants will be able to do the same - no glasses required.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 21, 2024 04:10 AM (CpG2S)

14 Cold front moved in yesterday. 41 deg now, feels like 32. Humididdy 49%. High today 48.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 21, 2024 04:13 AM (hoCmQ)

15 7 G'morning, all.

Apparently have one of those google data centers up the road from our sleepy Little town.

I never knew it existed till we were told that the county needs another 2 million gallons of water per day.

And the Google facility apparently uses 1.5 million of that.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



Oh, it will be fine. It's not like water is that important. Anyway, the ocean is nearby. Relax, your Google Overlords have it under control!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 21, 2024 04:14 AM (sAmhv)

16 So apparently, Ellen DeGeneres did actually move to England, and is putting her US home on the market.

Trump really did break these people.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2024 04:19 AM (a1415)

17 It's 57 F. outside. Amazin'. This dump does not normally see temps like this until December, if then. Don't worry, citizens, it'll be back to warm and nasty in a few days.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 21, 2024 04:19 AM (omVj0)

18 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at November 21, 2024 04:22 AM (dg+HA)

19 So apparently, Ellen DeGeneres did actually move to England, and is putting her US home on the market.

Trump Diddy really did break these people.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2024 04:19 AM (a1415)
-

FIFY

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 21, 2024 04:22 AM (CpG2S)

20 Any guitar-playing morons here:

https://tinyurl.com/bde5at24

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 21, 2024 04:24 AM (CpG2S)

21
The DOJ is seeking to break up Google, or rather to chip off a very small part of it.


"Yes. Our first goal is to create 'Oogle', the umbrella under which we hope to unite all porn sites. This by way of getting to 'Ogle', the premier dating site for guys who too often hear the phrase, 'My eyes are up here!' when they interact with women."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2024 04:24 AM (uRZZ/)

22 It's time MeTV replaced Cannon and Barnaby Jones on their 2 am and 3 am slots. They have rerun the BJ episodes so often, I'm starting to remember plots when I see who the guest stars are. And I don't usually pay much attention to the episodes.

Time to bring back 77 Sunset Strip.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 21, 2024 04:26 AM (omVj0)

23 Coffee is up

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2024 04:26 AM (fwDg9)

24
Microsoft didn't think people would actually want to play Flight Simulator 2024. (Tom's Hardware)

The servers that deliver the data stream have been overloaded and crashed entirely at least once. Since you can't simply download the game once and play it, that makes it more or less unplayable ... Nice work, Microsoft


Might we suggest that you deliver the product via floppy disks?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2024 04:28 AM (uRZZ/)

25 Good morning.

We’re getting a fair amount of rain here in the north sacramento valley, but it’s not the apocalyptic bomb cyclone as prophesied. 3.2inches in 15hrs, so it’s definitely a soaker. So far the wind isn’t really a thing.

I was on the front porch last night at about 8pm and saw what appeared to be a transformer failure two poles down from my abode - a moderately bright sphere of amber light followed by a popping sound - happened three more time in rapid succession. PG&E crew rolled up 30 minutes later, and 20 minutes after that power was restored.

Posted by: 13times at November 21, 2024 04:29 AM (MJINk)

26 My boss told us, too, that we can unofficially take Wednesday next week off as well as the Thurs. & Friday holidays for T'giving. It'll be a good time to see if I can get Stirling to the vet for his annual rabies shot. No doubt Dagny will need hers too.

Both felines are doing well: Stirling is curled up on a paper bag from Whole Foods on the floor, and Dagny is thinking Deep Cat Thoughts atop the kitchen counter. I used to insist cats not get on the counter at any time, but I gave up long ago. Easier to clean the counter than chase the cat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 21, 2024 04:30 AM (omVj0)

27
So apparently, Ellen DeGeneres did actually move to England, and is putting her US home on the market.

Trump really did break these people.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Well, how lucky is England?

Has Bette Midler downed her Drano spritzer yet?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2024 04:31 AM (uRZZ/)

28 Coffee is up
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2024 04:26 AM (fwDg9)
-

Acid reflux?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 21, 2024 04:33 AM (CpG2S)

29 I have a refurbished Dell laptop that I bought on Amazon. Its ok but has 'oh, that's why its 'refurbished'. The keyboard has some keys that don't work. I've been using a spare keyboard. The other problem is, at times, it just stops responding to commands. The mouse will move around the display but clicking does nothing, the keyboard is ignored. The only way to turn it off is to just hit the power button. I'm wondering of the laptop keyboard and the usb keyboard are conflicting. I don't think it's Linux Mint. I think it's a hardware issue. Not a major thing, I still have this laptop which Microsoft is going to stop updating next year (Win10). I hate Microsoft.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 21, 2024 04:34 AM (sAmhv)

30 Morning!

I had seen a post of Musk replying to the people that are leaving X.

"This isn't an airport, you don't need to announce your departures"

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2024 04:34 AM (Nnbt7)

31 Wolfus,

Did you do the deed?

Posted by: pawn at November 21, 2024 04:36 AM (QB+5g)

32 Snow here...nothing sticking yet, but discussion of a few inches possible

Posted by: a dude in MI at November 21, 2024 04:37 AM (+I6Y/)

33 30 Morning!

I had seen a post of Musk replying to the people that are leaving X.

"This isn't an airport, you don't need to announce your departures"
Posted by: Bruce



But how will the tens of fans know that a celebrity who was mildly popular in the 90s is flouncing away because of #ORANGEHITLER.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 21, 2024 04:38 AM (sAmhv)

34
Ciampino - Russian launch


The gKids wonder why gPa is not into dinosaurs. I tell them that when I was their age, we had the Space Race to dazzle us with new adventures. Dinosaurs were passe, and dead. "Life's losers", I called them. gKids were appalled.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2024 04:39 AM (uRZZ/)

35 Wolfus,

Did you do the deed?
Posted by: pawn at November 21, 2024


***
Didn't get the chance; see my #10. There's nothing on his calendar this pm, so I hope I can bring it up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 21, 2024 04:39 AM (omVj0)

36
Morning!

I had seen a post of Musk replying to the people that are leaving X.

"This isn't an airport, you don't need to announce your departures"
Posted by: Bruce


We need an animated emoji equivalent of the hand waving kid that used to be found in front of candy stores in shopping malls. Buh-bye!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2024 04:41 AM (uRZZ/)

37 I have a Win10 laptop that my work bought for me during the Sniffle Scare, and somehow it never got recorded as part of my employer's inventory. It's mine now. Maybe I should research Linux and try installing Mint on it. (Probably me, but I think of cookies when I hear the name of that variant, instead of a place that produces coins.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 21, 2024 04:42 AM (omVj0)

38 He should see my proposal, which involves Tasmanian devils.


And the XXXXL Anal Speculum

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2024 04:45 AM (Nnbt7)

39 We need an animated emoji equivalent of the hand waving kid that used to be found in front of candy stores in shopping malls. Buh-bye!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2024 04:41 AM (uRZZ/)

A reverse Wal-Mart greeter. A goodbyer. 'Thank you. Wear a helmet.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2024 04:45 AM (bss/y)

40
I was on the front porch last night at about 8pm and saw what appeared to be a transformer failure two poles down from my abode - a moderately bright sphere of amber light followed by a popping sound - happened three more time in rapid succession. PG&E crew rolled up 30 minutes later, and 20 minutes after that power was restored.
Posted by: 13times


Another acolyte of Petey the Squirrel gone to its just reward.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2024 04:46 AM (uRZZ/)

41 Signed up the other day - just wanted to say I’ve been lurking here for years and decided to hop in - feel like I know you all.

44 and raining here - supposed to be first real rain since early September.

Off to make the second cup of coffee.

Posted by: CTSPURSMAN at November 21, 2024 04:46 AM (Uy2Lz)

42 *Ellen DeGeneres did actually move to England*

I'm still not tired of winning.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 21, 2024 04:47 AM (dg+HA)

43 David Spade on SNL with a Buh Bye sketch

https://tinyurl.com/455efrz8

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2024 04:47 AM (Nnbt7)

44 The search engine itself is the problem. They all are. I usually use bing, but it has the same problems. They have all gotten progressively stupider as they try to 'manage' the results for whatever end, be it advertising or propaganda.

You have this vast store of human information (true or false.) However your only portal to it is through these engines. It is breathtakingly horrifying to think of that conduit being in control of people like gurgle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2024 04:49 AM (bss/y)

45 Howdy!

Posted by: pawn at November 21, 2024 04:49 AM (QB+5g)

46 Signed up the other day - just wanted to say I’ve been lurking here for years and decided to hop in - feel like I know you all.

44 and raining here - supposed to be first real rain since early September.

Off to make the second cup of coffee.
Posted by: CTSPURSMAN

Welcome!

Also, newbies are supposed to bring donuts the first week.

For everyone.

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2024 04:49 AM (Nnbt7)

47 16 So apparently, Ellen DeGeneres did actually move to England, and is putting her US home on the market.

Trump really did break these people.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2024 04:19 AM (a1415)

Or he shined a light on some of these broken people.

Posted by: m at November 21, 2024 04:50 AM (VnUSN)

48 Signed up the other day - just wanted to say I’ve been lurking here for years and decided to hop in - feel like I know you all.

44 and raining here - supposed to be first real rain since early September.

Off to make the second cup of coffee.
Posted by: CTSPURSMAN at November 21, 2024


***
Welcome, CtSpursman! AoS features some of the friendliest, most literate, and intelligent posters on the 'Net. I've been around since 2010 and posting since '11, and I've even hit Ace's tip jar every year since '20. No other site on the Web has ever gotten me to do that. This place kept me sane during the Sniffle Scare, the Face Diaper Hoax, and the Clot Shot Threat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 21, 2024 04:50 AM (omVj0)

49 Who names their kid Shubha?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 21, 2024 04:51 AM (dg+HA)

50 Oops; time to shave and shower.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 21, 2024 04:51 AM (omVj0)

51 42 *Ellen DeGeneres did actually move to England*

I'm still not tired of winning.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 21, 2024 04:47 AM (dg+HA)

Yeah, but of all of them she might be one of the least offensive. The hardcore commie retards are like a rock or bit of crap that gets caught in your boot tread and throws off your whole stride and WILL NOT work itself out so you have to stop and dig the bitch out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2024 04:51 AM (bss/y)

52 "...some of the friendliest, most literate, and intelligent posters on the 'Net."

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WE ARE JUST A COLLECTION OF IDIOTS WHO GLORY IN CALLING OURSELVES MORONS!

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at November 21, 2024 04:53 AM (bss/y)

53 *Ellen DeGeneres did actually move to England*

I'm still not tired of winning.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

Move move, or extended vacation?

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2024 04:53 AM (Nnbt7)

54 Ellen DeGeneres was actually very funny in what was probably her first TV show. It was a comedy about a real estate office in some swanky area like Beverly Hills. I think she was some smart-mouthed lunatic secretary.

I liked the show but it didn't last long.

I'd look it up but...nah.

Posted by: pawn at November 21, 2024 04:53 AM (QB+5g)

55 49 Who names their kid Shubha?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 21, 2024 04:51 AM (dg+HA)

Sounds Indian.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2024 04:54 AM (bss/y)

56 "so you have to stop and dig the bitch out."

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at November 21, 2024 04:54 AM (dg+HA)

57 I liked the show but it didn't last long.

I'd look it up but...nah.
Posted by: pawn

Ellen is crap at naming her shows too.

The show was "Ellen"

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2024 04:55 AM (Nnbt7)

58 Who names their kid Shubha?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

Don Shula

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2024 04:57 AM (Nnbt7)

59 52 "...some of the friendliest, most literate, and intelligent posters on the 'Net."

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WE ARE JUST A COLLECTION OF IDIOTS WHO GLORY IN CALLING OURSELVES MORONS!
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger

And here I thought it was a smart military blog.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 21, 2024 04:58 AM (dg+HA)

60 I liked the show but it didn't last long.

I'd look it up but...nah.
Posted by: pawn at November 21, 2024 04:53 AM (QB+5g)

Looks like it was called 'Open House.' '89-'90. A lot of no names. Oh, it had that one gal, Mary Page Keller (did not know her name) who I always thought was hot in a bitchy way. Nice eyes.

https://tinyurl.com/munajf7y

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2024 04:59 AM (bss/y)

61 Well I thought I’d have more time this morning to ease my way into the banter - but work beckons. (It’s why I’m up this early). I should be back for the morning report.

Oh, the donuts are on the counter in the break room - help yourself.

Posted by: CTSPURSMAN at November 21, 2024 05:00 AM (Uy2Lz)

62 Hopefully Joe presidency stands in history as the pinnacle of US government corruption.

A truly Historic Figure.

Posted by: pawn at November 21, 2024 05:01 AM (QB+5g)

63 "Move move, or extended vacation?"

Declared to be permanent.

Put her US residence on the market and everything.


An epic Flounce.

Took her wife with her, too.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2024 05:02 AM (a1415)

64 ***heads over to break room to see if there are any crullers left***

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 21, 2024 05:02 AM (dg+HA)

65 "And here I thought it was a smart military blog."

I thought it was a dessert topping.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2024 05:03 AM (a1415)

66 64 ***heads over to break room to see if there are any crullers left***
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 21, 2024 05:02 AM (dg+HA)

Check for an apple fritter. Ooooo or a glazed lemon filled.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2024 05:04 AM (bss/y)

67 So apparently, Ellen DeGeneres did actually move to England, and is putting her US home on the market.

Trump really did break these people.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2024 04:19 AM (a1415)


Did she give up her US citizenship? Cuz, if not, she's a poser.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 21, 2024 05:04 AM (ExV1e)

68
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff


I heard you were raised in the middle class and you were really into "aspiration, perspiration, and ejaculation" or something like that.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2024 05:05 AM (uRZZ/)

69 61 Well I thought I’d have more time this morning to ease my way into the banter - but work beckons. (It’s why I’m up this early). I should be back for the morning report.

Oh, the donuts are on the counter in the break room - help yourself.
Posted by: CTSPURSMAN at November 21, 2024 05:00 AM (Uy2Lz)

No need to ease anything. We are not a 20 year old sorority coed.

Just let it rip. Be respectful. Do not get too caught up if no one replies to your comment. Vent (within reason.) Be real.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2024 05:05 AM (bss/y)

70 Down to 43.3 degrees from 48.4 degrees an hour ago.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2024 05:06 AM (a1415)

71 I heard you were raised in the middle class and you were really into "aspiration, perspiration, and ejaculation" or something like that.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2024 05:05 AM (uRZZ/)

'aspiration' what did she inhale... oh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2024 05:06 AM (bss/y)

72 Morning!

I had seen a post of Musk replying to the people that are leaving X.

"This isn't an airport, you don't need to announce your departures"
Posted by: Bruce

We need an animated emoji equivalent of the hand waving kid that used to be found in front of candy stores in shopping malls. Buh-bye!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2024 04:41 AM (uRZZ/)


As all gamers know, the correct response to these types of posts is "can I have your stuff".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 21, 2024 05:07 AM (ExV1e)

73 70 Down to 43.3 degrees from 48.4 degrees an hour ago.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2024 05:06 AM (a1415)

BOMB CYCLONE?!?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2024 05:07 AM (bss/y)

74 Made French Toast and used some of coffee creamer, have to use it up somewhere

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2024 05:07 AM (fwDg9)

75
---
Put her US residence on the market and everything.

An epic Flounce.

Took her wife with her, too.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2024 05:02 AM
---
So she didn't just walk out the door marked "Exit", she chose the "Dramatic Exit" door.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 21, 2024 05:08 AM (dg+HA)

76 Ellen will love Londonistan.

Posted by: 13times at November 21, 2024 05:09 AM (g43jb)

77 Oh, the donuts are on the counter in the break room - help yourself.
Posted by: CTSPURSMAN

***quick scurries in before that one secretary, who is always on a diet, breaks one in half using her filthy fingers. And leaves the other half in the box, to die a lonely, stale, death

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2024 05:09 AM (Nnbt7)

78 As all gamers know, the correct response to these types of posts is "can I have your stuff".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

HA!!!

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2024 05:10 AM (Nnbt7)

79 ***quick scurries in before that one secretary, who is always on a diet, breaks one in half using her filthy fingers. And leaves the other half in the box, to die a lonely, stale, death
Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2024 05:09 AM (Nnbt7)

So, I see you have met the filthy barbarians. They are everywhere.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2024 05:10 AM (bss/y)

80 ***sniff***

Posted by: The other half of the donut at November 21, 2024 05:11 AM (dg+HA)

81 62 days until the inauguration

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2024 05:11 AM (fwDg9)

82 Insty:
"LISTEN TO ME: ALL THIS DIVERSITY HIRING AND PROMOTING HAS TO STOP: Justice Kentanji Brown Jackson Headlining Event Featuring Educators Who Backed the October 7 Massacre."

'Backed the October 7 Massacre.' Backed? Oh, so evil assholes? Nice that they self-identify. 'Backing' rape and murder as a political stance. Commies.

*types* *deletes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2024 05:12 AM (bss/y)

83 On the plus side, the shifter claw repair kit for the Volvo wagon that I ordered the day before yesterday has arrived at the local depot, and should be delivered sometime today.

So I guess I can start digging into the center console shifter assembly after the morning walk in preparation for its deliver to the house.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2024 05:14 AM (a1415)

84 HOLY CRAP.

I am watching a bit of Archcast's stream of Stalker 2. I love a good post-apocalyptic game, so I looked it up on steam. The 'Ultimate' edition is $109. FFS.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2024 05:16 AM (bss/y)

85 So I guess I can start digging into the center console shifter assembly after the morning walk in preparation for its deliver to the house.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2024 05:14 AM (a1415)

I hardly ever see Volvos on the road any more. Almost as rare as the small truck. Did I mention I saw a Chevy S-10 the other week with a Kerry-Edwards bumper sticker?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2024 05:17 AM (bss/y)

86
***quick scurries in before that one secretary, who is always on a diet, breaks one in half using her filthy fingers. And leaves the other half in the box, to die a lonely, stale, death
Posted by: Bruce


"In 2024, a crack commando unit of one dozen delicious pastries were bundled together and boxed by an indifferent salesperson for an eventual encounter with "the chompers" that they didn't want. They promptly escaped from their maximum security boxboard container in the AoSHQ break room. Today, still wanted by the moronic horde they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The D-Team."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2024 05:18 AM (uRZZ/)

87 maybe you can hire The D-Team."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:

HA!!

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2024 05:19 AM (Nnbt7)

88 I just watched that Jaguar commercial from yesterday.

A while ago, it was announced that all Jaguar cars would be EVs by 2025, so I suspect this commercial is somehow related to an upcoming "reveal" of a line of new EVs or something.

Personally, I think the angry ghost of Lucas Industries is helping Jaguar "turn off the lights".

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 21, 2024 05:20 AM (O7YUW)

89 "In 2024, a crack commando unit of one dozen delicious pastries were bundled together and boxed by an indifferent salesperson for an eventual encounter with "the chompers" that they didn't want. They promptly escaped from their maximum security boxboard container in the AoSHQ break room. Today, still wanted by the moronic horde they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The D-Team."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2024 05:18 AM (uRZZ/)

*golfclap*

Hannibal- Buttery Glazed Yeast
Face- Cream filled éclair
B.A.- Apple Fritter (with the spiced apple filling)
Murdock- Sour Cream Cruller

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2024 05:21 AM (bss/y)

90 "Did I mention I saw a Chevy S-10 the other week with a Kerry-Edwards bumper sticker?"

Yeh...that goes back a few years, don't it?

We seem to be seeing more and more of the new Volvos here in this area.

But I stick to the P-2 platform for reliability and robustness.

260,000 miles, and knock on wood, it keeps on going.

As long as I can keep it on the road for under the monthly cost of a new car payment, I'll keep fixing it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2024 05:21 AM (a1415)

91 "A while ago, it was announced that all Jaguar cars would be EVs by 2025, so I suspect this commercial is somehow related to an upcoming "reveal" of a line of new EVs or something.
"

Volvo took roughly the same position several years ago.

I believe within the last year or so, they have backed away from that goal.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2024 05:23 AM (a1415)

92 As long as I can keep it on the road for under the monthly cost of a new car payment, I'll keep fixing it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2024 05:21 AM (a1415)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2024 05:23 AM (bss/y)

93 Anyhow, 41.7 degrees and dropping.

Time for the morning walk.

BBIAB

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2024 05:24 AM (a1415)

94 Rained a little and forgot to put flag away last night
Forward Dog 9 out

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2024 05:26 AM (fwDg9)

95
johnsickels.bsky.social
‪@johnsickels.bsky.social‬

If Putin could design a cabinet to ruin American standing in the world, cause domestic unrest and cripple our health, it would look exactly like what Trump has done so far.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 21, 2024 05:30 AM (TGPs7)

96 What's a johnsickels? Somebody we're s'posed to know?

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 21, 2024 05:33 AM (hoCmQ)

97 95: after posting this, he collapsed upon his fainting couch and clutched his pearls of despair.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 21, 2024 05:33 AM (l/vy9)

98 Shadow of Ezra
@ShadowofEzra

Ellen DeGeneres and her wife have officially relocated to rural England, listed their estate for sale, and vowed never to return to the United States, reportedly citing Donald Trump's election as their main reason for leaving.

Why are so many celebrities leaving?

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 21, 2024 05:35 AM (TGPs7)

99 FWIW it was just a few days ago that JLR (Jaguar Land Rover) reiterated that Jaguar would be all-electric.

That ad was on purpose.

They're fishing for the affluent homosexual white man money that is almost entirely going to Tesla right now. Jaguar apparently wants the flamers. (No pun intended.)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Greater stakes, Karmella lost 10M votes while Trump stayed the same? at November 21, 2024 05:35 AM (Zfg3y)

100 One Russian ICBM, coming right up!

https://tinyurl.com/44afhyxk

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 21, 2024 05:37 AM (CpG2S)

101 "and her wife"

hahaha

No, she's not your wife. That's not possible.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Greater stakes, Karmella lost 10M votes while Trump stayed the same? at November 21, 2024 05:37 AM (Zfg3y)

102 My neighbor stopped by last night to chat. He says he's the youngest employee in the company he works for. Sounds like nearly everyone else is in there 50-60's. He is worried about last in first fired, but at 23, I'd think they will keep him or the company will die off eventually. Ah, to be young again and the whole world is ahead of you, he is a newly graduated mech. engineer. (and an ardint Trump fan.) The company has branches all over the country. Optics is their game.



Posted by: Colin at November 21, 2024 05:38 AM (wlQdF)

103 " it is also the first time an ICBM has been used in a war in the history of the world."

-

That's interesting. Biden / Karmella are close to getting their wish.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Greater stakes, Karmella lost 10M votes while Trump stayed the same? at November 21, 2024 05:38 AM (Zfg3y)

104 Should we let Ellen know that her new Muslim overlords don't really like LGBTOMGWTFBBQ people or is that one of those things better left as a surprise?

Posted by: NR Pax at November 21, 2024 05:39 AM (lXoJ5)

105 104 Should we let Ellen know that her new Muslim overlords don't really like LGBTOMGWTFBBQ people or is that one of those things better left as a surprise?
Posted by: NR Pax
.........................
The best lessons learned are through experience. Good luck, Ellen.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 21, 2024 05:41 AM (l/vy9)

106 Wow.

Portia was an attractive young lady at one time.

She looks like Ellen now.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Greater stakes, Karmella lost 10M votes while Trump stayed the same? at November 21, 2024 05:41 AM (Zfg3y)

107 The neat part?

I want nothing but the best for them, and I want to leave them - and their state - alone to do for the residents what they see fit.

We vehemently disagree on that basic point. It's why they left the nation in anger. They briefly lost control of our children.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Greater stakes, Karmella lost 10M votes while Trump stayed the same? at November 21, 2024 05:43 AM (Zfg3y)

108 All of the Great Intellects of American society are leaving...


Catturd ™
@catturd2
Breaking …

Following the Trump win, Gary Busey has moved to Europe.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 21, 2024 05:48 AM (TGPs7)

109 Portia was an attractive young lady at one time.

She looks like Ellen now.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Greater stakes, Karmella lost 10M votes while Trump stayed the same? at November 21, 2024 05:41 AM (Zfg3y)
-

Degenerate.

What's in a name!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 21, 2024 05:48 AM (CpG2S)

110 107 It's why they left the nation in anger. They briefly lost control of our children.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Greater stakes, Karmella lost 10M votes while Trump stayed the same? at November 21, 2024 05:43 AM (Zfg3y)


"Don't touch the pudding people" was one of the few things we asked of them and they couldn't handle that.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 21, 2024 05:49 AM (lXoJ5)

111 It's why they left the nation in anger. They briefly lost control of our children.
-

"Don't touch the pudding people" was one of the few things we asked of them and they couldn't handle that.

Posted by: NR Pax

-

It really is as simple as that.

Most Americans wouldn't state it as such, but it comes down to "stop sexually abusing children you perverts."

Being told no, they leave the nation in anger.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Greater stakes, Karmella lost 10M votes while Trump stayed the same? at November 21, 2024 05:51 AM (Zfg3y)

112 Why are so many celebrities leaving?
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 21, 2024 05:35 AM


Ours is not to reason why.
Ours is but to wave "buh-bye".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 21, 2024 05:52 AM (Wnv9h)

113 Looks like it was called 'Open House.' '89-'90. A lot of no names. Oh, it had that one gal, Mary Page Keller (did not know her name) who I always thought was hot in a bitchy way. Nice eyes.

https://tinyurl.com/munajf7y
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2024


***
Mary Page was one of the leads in one of the forgettable sitcoms that premiered with the Fox Network -- along with Married With Children and Tracey Ullman. In fact Open House was a spinoff of that series, Duet.

Alison La Placa played her annoying boss. You'll remember her as the woman exec who came on to Chandler in Friends, resulting in his being handcuffed to her bed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 21, 2024 05:53 AM (omVj0)

114 And they expect normal Americans to be upset that people who support the sexual abuse of children are no longer in this nation.

It's as funny as the women saying "we're going to stop having sex!!!" in response to Trump's win. Oh, you mean you're not going to be having abortions like we've been trying to convince society of for years? Thumbs up, ladies!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Greater stakes, Karmella lost 10M votes while Trump stayed the same? at November 21, 2024 05:53 AM (Zfg3y)

115 111 Most Americans wouldn't state it as such, but it comes down to "stop sexually abusing children you perverts."

Being told no, they leave the nation in anger.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


One of the few good things to happen with Chinese Lung AIDS is that a lot of these perversions were dragged into the light and people reacted to it. I remember that the backlash was so bad that for a while, using the word "groomer" on Twitter got you banned.

It's as funny as the women saying "we're going to stop having sex!!!" in response to Trump's win.

That was always an option, ladies.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 21, 2024 05:58 AM (lXoJ5)

116 Ellen and her partner get caught up in a real estate scam, laying out big bucks for a phony estate and the accompanying peerage. The locals laugh them out of town, they go to the East End of London, stop for directions at a falafel stand, and get beheaded. The end.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 21, 2024 05:59 AM (gm9Sb)

117 What's a johnsickels? Somebody we're s'posed to know?
Posted by: olddog in mo at November 21, 2024 05:33 AM (hoCmQ)


Here's a simple test...

Are they on BlueSky? If yes, then you're not supposed to know them and your life is better if you don't.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 21, 2024 06:04 AM (ExV1e)

118 It's as funny as the women saying "we're going to stop having sex!!!" in response to Trump's win. Oh, you mean you're not going to be having abortions like we've been trying to convince society of for years? Thumbs up, ladies!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Greater stakes, Karmella lost 10M votes while Trump stayed the same? at November 21, 2024 05:53 AM (Zfg3y)


Or the ones who say that our wimmens will become lesbians cuz we've moved away from "born that way" again, or something.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 21, 2024 06:09 AM (ExV1e)

119 Bikini clad women with hot dogs tied to their waists, try to catch them in their mouths...

https://tinyurl.com/4h238jud

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 21, 2024 06:10 AM (TGPs7)

120 I remember that the backlash was so bad that for a while, using the word "groomer" on Twitter got you banned.

I bet it'll still get you banned on BlueSky, IYKWIM.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 21, 2024 06:10 AM (ExV1e)

121 "I'm going to pretend to be a lesbian until an attractive man with resources shows interest in me."

Born that way indeed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Greater stakes, Karmella lost 10M votes while Trump stayed the same? at November 21, 2024 06:10 AM (Zfg3y)

122 If you, a woman, have never had sex before and you have sex with a lesbian are you still a virgin?

Posted by: pawn at November 21, 2024 06:13 AM (QB+5g)

123 If you, a woman, have never had sex before and you have sex with a lesbian are you still a virgin?

Posted by: pawn at November 21, 2024 06:13 AM (QB+5g)


Are you still a virgin if you've only ever given head to a man? Same answer, I suppose.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 21, 2024 06:16 AM (ExV1e)

124 She should have just escaped to South America or joined NASA like the rest of the Nazis...


🇯🇵 Colonel Otaku Gatekeeper 🇯🇵
@politicalawake
German Nationalist & author Ursula Haverbeck has died today at the age of 96.

She was sentenced back in 2015 because she didn't believe in the Holocaust which is illegal in Germany.

They gave her a choice, either renounce her beliefs & go free or face continued prison sentences, she chose the later.

As a result Ursula Haverbeck died in prison holding onto her beliefs until the very end.

She was a true German

RIP Ursula Haverbeck

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 21, 2024 06:16 AM (TGPs7)

125 It's as funny as the women saying "we're going to stop having sex!!!" in response to Trump's win.


All while shaving their heads & divorcing their husbands. And then say WE are in a cult.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 21, 2024 06:16 AM (C2k+d)

126 64 ***heads over to break room to see if there are any crullers left***

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 21, 2024 05:02 AM (dg+HA)
----
Don't you dare touch the Boston creams or anything with custard!!!!!!

Posted by: Ciampino - like them at November 21, 2024 06:18 AM (i0xsb)

127 Munches happily on an apple fritter from the break room.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 21, 2024 06:20 AM (lXoJ5)

128 Caught the first couple minutes of a video from, apparently, a British atheist who wanted to let us know that education in the US is doomed because people who oppose abortion voted overwhelmingly for Trump which means universities will be replaced with religious indoctrination camps.

These people are certifiable.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 21, 2024 06:25 AM (ExV1e)

129 I've had Google Chrome and now I have Brave.

Oh man are they NOT the same thing.

Brave is great.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 06:26 AM (fV+MH)

130 I've had Google Chrome and now I have Brave.

Oh man are they NOT the same thing.

Brave is great.
Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 06:26 AM (fV+MH)


Which is why, every time someone says they're having browser issues, several people will respond with "the answer is Brave". I've never tried Vivaldi but I've heard it's pretty good as well.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 21, 2024 06:31 AM (ExV1e)

131 Can't ban monkeys, it will bring on the wrath of King Kong...

Cassandra MacDonald

@CassandraRules
I hold very few grudges. It's basically only a couple friends who have stabbed me in the back and Nancy Mace because she wants to ban monkeys.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 21, 2024 06:31 AM (TGPs7)

132
Why are so many celebrities leaving?
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 21, 2024 05:35 AM (TGPs7)


What took them so long?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2024 06:32 AM (dxSpM)

133 Bye.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, with a heartfelt parting word at November 21, 2024 06:33 AM (PiwSw)

134 To be clear, this is directed to the celebrates, not y'all.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, with a heartfelt parting word at November 21, 2024 06:34 AM (PiwSw)

135 Why are so many celebrities leaving?
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 21, 2024 05:35 AM (TGPs7)

What took them so long?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2024 06:32 AM (dxSpM)


It's just another "look at me, look at me, look at me" moment. Sadly, they'll return when they realize no one cares.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 21, 2024 06:36 AM (ExV1e)

136
Sadly, they'll return when they realize no one cares.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 21, 2024 06:36 AM (ExV1e)


Can't wait to see the looks on their faces when they're told they're barred from re-entering.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2024 06:37 AM (dxSpM)

137 I kind of sort of have respect for Ellen. She did what she said.

Nobody likes her so it's hard to tell.

If nobody in Hollywood likes you you should probably leave.

But then again the people who Hollywood hates are in my "like" zone.

She sucks but what to think?

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 06:38 AM (fV+MH)

138 Why are so many celebrities leaving?

And why don't I miss them?

Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2024 06:38 AM (xjAvD)

139 Why are so many celebrities leaving?



Are they actually leaving? Or are they just flapping gums? Because we've all heard this song and dance before.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 21, 2024 06:40 AM (C2k+d)

140 I kind of sort of have respect for Ellen. She did what she said.

Nobody likes her so it's hard to tell.

If nobody in Hollywood likes you you should probably leave.

But then again the people who Hollywood hates are in my "like" zone.

She sucks but what to think?
Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 06:38 AM (fV+MH)


The thing is, she doesn't suck. She might have more friends if she tried it. Look what it did for Kamala.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 21, 2024 06:40 AM (ExV1e)

141 I kind of sort of have respect for Ellen. She did what she said.

Nobody likes her so it's hard to tell.

If nobody in Hollywood likes you you should probably leave.

But then again the people who Hollywood hates are in my "like" zone.

She sucks but what to think?
Posted by: eleven


She licks. Not sucks.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 21, 2024 06:41 AM (C2k+d)

142 If you're rich and you leave...Switzerland is where you should go.

If they'll have you.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 06:42 AM (fV+MH)

143 128 Caught the first couple minutes of a video from, apparently, a British atheist who wanted to let us know that education in the US is doomed because people who oppose abortion voted overwhelmingly for Trump which means universities will be replaced with religious indoctrination camps.

These people are certifiable.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
..........................
Projection. The UK is cucked itself to Islam.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 21, 2024 06:42 AM (l/vy9)

144 Are they actually leaving? Or are they just flapping gums? Because we've all heard this song and dance before.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 21, 2024 06:40 AM (C2k+d)


Some of them are re-locating. They'll still opine about the US, they'll still vote in the US, they'll still annoy normal people in the US... it's just an attention seeking thing by a bunch of spoiled children. Look, they're holding their breath again.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 21, 2024 06:42 AM (ExV1e)

145 g'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at November 21, 2024 06:43 AM (gY0JQ)

146 It's nice to see people voting with their feet and leaving. Almost as if we're not as oppressive as they think we are.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 21, 2024 06:43 AM (lXoJ5)

147 Good sleuthing to figure out the history and even type of Panzer. From just one photo.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2024 06:44 AM (6j1P+)

148
Caught the first couple minutes of a video from, apparently, a British atheist who wanted to let us know that education in the US is doomed because people who oppose abortion voted overwhelmingly for Trump which means universities will be replaced with religious indoctrination camps.

When Islamists take over the UK completely, this person either will die screaming, "What for?" or become the most deranged of imams. My bet's on the latter.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2024 06:45 AM (dxSpM)

149 141 I kind of sort of have respect for Ellen. She did what she said.

Nobody likes her so it's hard to tell.

If nobody in Hollywood likes you you should probably leave.

But then again the people who Hollywood hates are in my "like" zone.

She sucks but what to think?
Posted by: eleven


She licks. Not sucks.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 21, 2024
She’s angry and she’s leaving. Did she leave a journal, write a manifesto?

Posted by: Eromero at November 21, 2024 06:45 AM (jgmnb)

150 Good morning. A clear but cold 38 degrees here in western NC. Going up to mid 50s today.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 21, 2024 06:48 AM (FRhZX)

151 She’s angry and she’s leaving. Did she leave a journal, write a manifesto?
Posted by: Eromero at November 21, 2024 06:45 AM (jgmnb)


Wonder why they didn't move to Australia. That's where Portia is from.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 21, 2024 06:49 AM (ExV1e)

152 @ 7, sounds like they are doing once-through-and-out water cooling of *something* ... wastefuf af!
have the soopergeaniuses never heard of cooling towers?

*spit*

nation of uneducated effheads

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at November 21, 2024 06:49 AM (gY0JQ)

153 Morning peeps. We get our first taste of "winter weather" this season with snow flurries, gusty winds and generally lousy conditions through Saturday.

Oh, and about those celebrities who claim to be leaving the US... have any of them actually sold their properties here? Most have multiple homes/houses so I expect most of the piss-ants are simply virtue signaling to their followers and each other about their 'feelings.'

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 21, 2024 06:49 AM (Q4IgG)

154 Sadistic misogynists will find Islam wonderful no matter their other perversion.

Posted by: Accomack at November 21, 2024 06:50 AM (vt7xw)

155 It's 39 degrees here in Austin.

It's either Summer or Winter here.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 06:51 AM (fV+MH)

156 "Also, newbies are supposed to bring donuts the first week.

For everyone."

This!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at November 21, 2024 06:52 AM (gY0JQ)

157
Also, newbies are supposed to bring donuts the first week.

Yeah, what about that? I got hot coffee here.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2024 06:53 AM (dxSpM)

158 sounds like they are doing once-through-and-out water cooling of *something* ... wastefuf af!
have the soopergeaniuses never heard of cooling towers?


They believe that the locations of their data centers are not known and probably think that cooling towers would give them away.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at November 21, 2024 06:54 AM (JRP2U)

159 It's 39 degrees here in Austin.

It's either Summer or Winter here.
Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 06:51 AM (fV+MH)


Austin is never 39 in the summer.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 21, 2024 06:54 AM (ExV1e)

160 Whoopsie! forgot the obligatory:

"Moose outside shoulda told ya ... "

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at November 21, 2024 06:55 AM (gY0JQ)

161 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2024 06:56 AM (u82oZ)

162 Sadistic misogynists will find Islam wonderful no matter their other perversion.
Posted by: Accomack


Sorry. No.
I'm not going face down butt up five times a day for no one.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 21, 2024 06:58 AM (C2k+d)

163 Good morning morons

Winter has come to Northern California. It rained all day yesterday, it will rain all day again today, and likely the next several days. So remember, don't drive over 10 mph, for safety!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 21, 2024 06:59 AM (RIvkX)

164 Also, newbies are supposed to bring donuts the first week.

Yeah, what about that? I got hot coffee here.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2024 06:53
---------
Oh, the donuts are on the counter in the break room - help yourself.
Posted by: CTSPURSMAN at November 21, 2024 05:00

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 21, 2024 07:00 AM (hoCmQ)

165 Have a great day, everyone.

May you remain blessed, and surrounded by family and friends.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2024 07:00 AM (u82oZ)

166 Launch Time: 7:22 a.m. ET, 1222 UTC, 13:22 CET, 19:22 Local Time Baikonur

https://www.youtube.com/live/CUYMPbgXLPM

about 20 minutes

Posted by: Ciampino - like them at November 21, 2024 07:03 AM (i0xsb)

167
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 21, 2024 07:04 AM (tljrc)

168 Yes, they're pretending to take some tiny little "action," Google will "win," and the DoJ will use it as precedent in if Trump goes after them to say "oh, nope we may not ever do anything at all to Alphabet Corp, the court said so in 24. So it is written, no reasonable prosecutor, amen."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2024 07:06 AM (7oYYI)

169 Light dusting of snow on the ground here. Winter has arrived!

I remember blankets of snow on Thanksgiving when I was a kid, and it looks like we're due for some flakes next Thursday.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at November 21, 2024 07:07 AM (kpS4V)

170 The DOJ will be a tinch bit different soon.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 07:08 AM (fV+MH)

171 > Launch Time: 7:22 a.m. ET, 1222 UTC, 13:22 CET, 19:22 Local Time Baikonur
--------
Not much activity from Cape Canaveral is there? It's almost as if NASA doesn't "do" spaceflight anymore.

But they "do" DEI very well.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 21, 2024 07:09 AM (Q4IgG)

172 *wanders into break room*

Damn. Nothing left but the holes.

mornin yall

Posted by: fd at November 21, 2024 07:10 AM (vFG9F)

173 "Whoopsie! forgot the obligatory:

"Moose outside shoulda told ya ... "
Posted by: sock_rat_eez "

It's not required. It's just good form.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 07:11 AM (fV+MH)

174 3.5 Billion chrome users.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2024 07:11 AM (gbOdA)

175 Republican Nick Begich has won Alaska’s US House race, defeating Democratic Rep. Mary Peltola to claim the seat once held by his grandfather.

222 I think now

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2024 07:13 AM (gbOdA)

176 "3.5 Billion chrome users."

Who could be 3.5 billion Brave users in about 20 seconds.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 07:13 AM (fV+MH)

177 168
' and the DoJ will use it as precedent in if Trump goes after them to say "oh, nope'

What if the DOJ were full of different people that did what they were told?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 21, 2024 07:14 AM (3wi/L)

178
Day 17 of the California Ballot Hostage Crisis

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2024 07:16 AM (dxSpM)

179
I don't think the idea is to give Kammie the popular vote. The gap is too big. I think the idea is to get Trump under 50% of the national vote. Then they can squawk, "No mandate!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2024 07:19 AM (dxSpM)

180 For those of us who see stacked tv's or video monitors or whatever when a you tube video is in a post, what exactly are we seeing? Are these videos only available after paying for you tube?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 21, 2024 07:19 AM (2NHgQ)

181 She’s angry and she’s leaving. Did she leave a journal, write a manifesto?
-

Wonder why they didn't move to Australia.

-

Mexico.

But no, they'll move to a very white area of a very white nation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Greater stakes, Karmella lost 10M votes while Trump stayed the same? at November 21, 2024 07:21 AM (Zfg3y)

182 "For those of us who see stacked tv's or video monitors or whatever when a you tube video is in a post, what exactly are we seeing? Are these videos only available after paying for you tube?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine "

You could take the 20 seconds it takes to download Brave.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 07:21 AM (fV+MH)

183 eleven. I like Vivaldi. Will open the HQ on Brave and see what happens, I already have Brave as well.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 21, 2024 07:23 AM (2NHgQ)

184 Didn't we already sue a major company for having the temerity to offer a free browser 30 years ago, with no notable benefit? Of all the idiot plots to reboot...

Posted by: bittergeek at November 21, 2024 07:23 AM (3SsGZ)

185 "eleven. I like Vivaldi. Will open the HQ on Brave and see what happens, I already have Brave as well.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine"

Then I have no idea what the issue is.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 07:24 AM (fV+MH)

186

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 21, 2024 07:24 AM (EFZgU)

187 Then they can squawk, "No mandate!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Trump could have 99.9% of the vote and they'd still claim no mandate since it wasn't unanimous.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 21, 2024 07:25 AM (lXoJ5)

188 Back from the desk - made a Dunkin’ run and there’re coffee rolls, glazed and Boston creams in the break room. Yeah Dunkin’ - here in the bluest of blue NE - you get Dunkin’ and you’ll like it!!

Now get off my lawn!😄

Posted by: CTSPURSMAN at November 21, 2024 07:26 AM (Uy2Lz)

189 The 'progressive' district attorney who prosecuted the case for the migrant who brutally murdered nursing student Laken Riley said she wouldn't seek the death penalty because it would cause 'collateral consequences to undocumented defendants.'

About 95% of progs have no problems with your death from illegals as long as the illegal is not harmed.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2024 07:27 AM (gbOdA)

190
Yeah Dunkin’ - here in the bluest of blue NE - you get Dunkin’ and you’ll like it!!

Now get off my lawn!😄
Posted by: CTSPURSMAN at November 21, 2024 07:26 AM (Uy2Lz)


*looks over selection*

No cinnamon apple?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2024 07:28 AM (dxSpM)

191 eleven. Yep, it's Vivaldi. The video shows fine in Brave. Will have to see what's missing from Vivaldi that causes this issue since it also happens on other sites.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 21, 2024 07:28 AM (2NHgQ)

192 Trump could have 99.9% of the vote and they'd still claim no mandate since it wasn't unanimous.
Posted by: NR Pax at November 21, 2024 07:25 AM (lXoJ5)

31 states is a pretty serious mandate.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2024 07:28 AM (gbOdA)

193 190
Yeah Dunkin’ - here in the bluest of blue NE - you get Dunkin’ and you’ll like it!!

Now get off my lawn!😄
Posted by: CTSPURSMAN at November 21, 2024 07:26 AM (Uy2Lz)

*looks over selection*

No cinnamon apple?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2024 07:28 AM (dxSpM)

Do the still make the dunkin with the little handle?

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2024 07:29 AM (gbOdA)

194 I need a drink.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at November 21, 2024 07:30 AM (DobEs)

195 " eleven. Yep, it's Vivaldi. The video shows fine in Brave. Will have to see what's missing from Vivaldi that causes this issue since it also happens on other sites.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine "

I can almost guarantee it's just Vivaldi.

I've had a bazillion browsers and never had that problemo.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 07:30 AM (fV+MH)

196 Posted by: CTSPURSMAN
----------------------------

~thumbs up~

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 21, 2024 07:31 AM (EFZgU)

197 No cinnamon apple?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2024 07:28 AM (dxSpM)

====
McDonald's is that way.

*thumb over the shoulder*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 21, 2024 07:31 AM (RIvkX)

198 Tracking down an eighty year old photo of a tank. In a lake.

If I had that mission, I'd hire the A* Team.

In this case, the "A" would stand for the autists from 4chan that successfully tracked down Shia Labeouf's flag and cabin.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 21, 2024 07:31 AM (ycI94)

199 JJ is here, for realz.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 21, 2024 07:31 AM (ExV1e)

200 Sarah McBride responds to Congress trans bathroom ban as John Fetterman offers to let her use his toilet

to dudes always comes down to dick measurin

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2024 07:32 AM (gbOdA)

201 Are these donuts gluten free?
Organic?
Fair trade?

Posted by: Karen from HR at November 21, 2024 07:32 AM (DobEs)

202 You can use as many different browsers as you want.

As far as I know they don't conflict with each other.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 07:32 AM (fV+MH)

203 If you want to provide one company with seamless tracking of movement and browsing interests between platforms, there's only one browser choice.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Greater stakes, Karmella lost 10M votes while Trump stayed the same? at November 21, 2024 07:40 AM (Zfg3y)

204 My family members all the time say that I am killing my time here at web,
except I know I am getting know-how daily by reading such pleasant articles or reviews.

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