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Trump Confirms He Will Declare Immigration a National Emergency and Use the Military to Deport Illegals

The left is gearing up their lawfare machinery, of course.

President-elect Donald Trump confirmed Monday he would declare a "national emergency" to deport illegal migrants using "military assets" once he steps back into office early next year.

Trump made the statement on Truth Social, responding "TRUE!!!" to a post from Judicial Watch chief Tom Fitton expressing hope that the president-elect would do so.

"GOOD NEWS: Reports are the incoming @RealDonaldTrump administration prepared to declare a national emergency and will use military assets to reverse the Biden invasion through a mass deportation program," Fitton wrote on the social media platform.

Trump has vowed to enact the largest deportation in history, starting when he takes the oath of office Jan. 20.


Any attempt to use active-duty troops would be subject to legal challenges, as the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878 limits the federal government's use of the military to enforce domestic policy.

The act does not prohibit the National Guard from serving in a law enforcement capacity.

An Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) source confirmed to The Post that the military is barred from performing constabulary duties without Congressional authorization.

"If the incoming administration were to pursue such a strategy, it might involve deploying National Guard units or other military resources under different legal frameworks, potentially framing it as a public safety or humanitarian effort, " this person said. "However, this approach would most certainly provoke considerable backlash from civil rights groups and the public."

The source added that while the military could "play a role in such operations, the ramifications would be complex and contentious, requiring careful consideration of legal, ethical, and social implications."

But former acting ICE Director Ron Vitiello told The Post that the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has called upon the Pentagon "many times" in the past.

Vitiello said he could see the military being leveraged to provide "transportation or construction as they have done before."


Posted by: Ace at 05:44 PM




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1 Well, well, well.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 05:44 PM (wyMQY)

2 Worst

Posted by: naturalfake at November 18, 2024 05:44 PM (eDfFs)

3 Game on!

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 18, 2024 05:44 PM (QSrLX)

4 Wecond

Posted by: naturalfake at November 18, 2024 05:44 PM (eDfFs)

5 Out of chewing gum.

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 18, 2024 05:45 PM (QSrLX)

6 Do over. Kowabunga!

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 18, 2024 05:46 PM (QSrLX)

7 I wanted Scott Jennings to be named Press Secretary, he's been awesome the last couple of weeks. But I understand why Trump went with the Hot Chick.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 05:46 PM (wyMQY)

8 They aren't braceros, homeboy.

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 18, 2024 05:46 PM (QSrLX)

9 Do it. And add some of the ultra-woke to the evicted.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2024 05:47 PM (u82oZ)

10
This is proper because the corrupt dyke "governor" of Massachusetts just declared a state of emergency a few weeks ago on account of the illegal alien housing crisis.

During the dyke's announcement, her Lt "governor" asked the people of Massachusetts to house illegals if they "have a spare room or suite."

WTF? A spare suite??

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 18, 2024 05:49 PM (Q1OfC)

11 C'mon Katie Hobbs. Become the face of the Dems border resistance. This is your time to separate yourself from the other lightweight Dem governors.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 18, 2024 05:49 PM (Vyll1)

12 Two Muslim parents in Lacey, Washington choke their 17-year-old daughter outside her high school in an attempted honor killing.

Mom and Dad were going to ship their daughter back to Iraq to marry a much older man.

Can't imagine why the daughter objected.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 18, 2024 05:49 PM (uxCna)

13 I think the military could provide a great deal of help with military courts and other administrative functions, that's where the civilian system is completely tied up right now. There really isn't a need for troops in the streets, start clearing out the huge backlog first.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 05:49 PM (wyMQY)

14 So....

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2024 05:51 PM (bss/y)

15 deporting illegal immigrants means food prices will soar without them to pick our fruits and vegetables:
......

We have 20 million field workers? That's a lot of lettuce.

Posted by: wth at November 18, 2024 05:51 PM (v0R5T)

16 Deportation and border control will determine whether the nation literally survives; they are the whole ball of wax because The Great Replacement is a reality rather than a theory. Trump has full legal authority to do both, and a clever USAG can get an injunctive order explicitly requiring him to deport and secure. Expect the cowardly cucks in the GOP House and Senate to wail just as loudly as the Left. If Trump does this, and he can do so, he will be one of the most consequential presidents if not the most.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 18, 2024 05:51 PM (CaELB)

17 I think three girls from my high school class were choked by their parents for wearing miniskirts in 1973 in suburban Rockland County, NY.

Posted by: Didn't Happen at November 18, 2024 05:51 PM (nS6qG)

18 Howdy all y'all !

Posted by: OkJohn at November 18, 2024 05:51 PM (NC/it)

19


Why give notice? Just give the order after saying "so help e god""

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2024 05:52 PM (Bus34)

20 I can't vote any harder.

Posted by: fd at November 18, 2024 05:52 PM (vFG9F)

21 >>> 19


Why give notice? Just give the order after saying "so help e god""
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2024 05:52 PM (Bus34)

Hmm...
1) gives the not-so-stupid a chance to self-deport
2) trolls the commies
3) whatever they're shrieking about doing, they were going to do anyway

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 18, 2024 05:53 PM (KcwUg)

22 We have 20 million field workers? That's a lot of lettuce.
Posted by: wth at November 18, 2024 05:51 PM (v0R5T)

We have tens of millions of fatties on welfare who can pick fruit and hang drywall. The exercise would do them good.

Posted by: Apocalypse Now! at November 18, 2024 05:53 PM (FC8SQ)

23 These kinds of things always have a tendency to go off the rails. I'm hoping for the best, but not expecting much. The Left is still crying in their soy lattes, but come January, they'll be over it, pissed off and ready to fight.

I ain't taking this tinfoil hat off any time soon.

Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at November 18, 2024 05:53 PM (Ij2uN)

24
"Elections have consequences." - Somebody

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2024 05:53 PM (dxSpM)

25 Not that I was hard when I voted.

Posted by: fd at November 18, 2024 05:53 PM (vFG9F)

26 Re: sidebar

Keef has gone further around the bend, eh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2024 05:53 PM (bss/y)

27 Spank 'em on the way out.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 18, 2024 05:53 PM (Q4IgG)

28 “ Two Muslim parents in Lacey, Washington choke their 17-year-old daughter outside her high school in an attempted honor killing.”

Diversity is our strength?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 18, 2024 05:53 PM (xqstc)

29 I think three girls from my high school class were choked by their parents for wearing miniskirts in 1973 in suburban Rockland County, NY.

Posted by: Didn't Happen at November 18, 2024 05:51 PM (nS6qG)

Well...something got choked, but it wasn't three chicks in mini skirts!

Posted by: The chicken at November 18, 2024 05:53 PM (d9fT1)

30 I am onboard with this. Matter of fact I will volunteer to be reactivated to help out. Pretty sure though they will not want any 29+ people helping out.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 18, 2024 05:54 PM (QNSds)

31 The they can have Keef. We have Kiff.

Posted by: fd at November 18, 2024 05:54 PM (vFG9F)

32 Democrats bitching about Trump using the military to deport criminals while Democrats are using the military to patrol the subways in NY.

Posted by: ryukyu at November 18, 2024 05:54 PM (z/gEl)

33 >>> 22 We have 20 million field workers? That's a lot of lettuce.
Posted by: wth at November 18, 2024 05:51 PM (v0R5T)

We have tens of millions of fatties on welfare who can pick fruit and hang drywall. The exercise would do them good.
Posted by: Apocalypse Now! at November 18, 2024 05:53 PM (FC8SQ)

And if they're not willing to work at real jobs, RFK Jr. will put they fat asses on treadmills to generate electricity.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 18, 2024 05:54 PM (KcwUg)

34 25 Not that I was hard when I voted.
Posted by: fd at November 18, 2024 05:53 PM (vFG9F)

There was a cute gal printing off the ballots.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2024 05:54 PM (bss/y)

35 And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at November 18, 2024 05:54 PM (z0QHk)

36 Heli drops sound good.

Or, if you came in on a raft, out on a raft you go.

If you walked in, you walk out.

I know a guy lives in Chateaugay, NY, actually outside town, up near the Canadian border. He said the border control needed new large vans to handle all the border crossers coming in from Trudeauville. That, and ALL the local motels got turned into temporary residences, this, before they got bussed out by Catholic charities over to Plattsburgh where charters took them into places like Michigan, Wisconsin, and PA.

Those, we should bus to the same border, and make them walk back to Canada. In January. Any that refuse get prison.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 18, 2024 05:55 PM (ZtgZZ)

37 31 The they can have Keef. We have Kiff.
Posted by: fd at November 18, 2024 05:54 PM (vFG9F)

What makes a man Neutral, Kiff?

Posted by: The Velour Fog at November 18, 2024 05:55 PM (bss/y)

38 Love this! And a suggestion for DJT - a simple reply to all of the butt hurt complaints and questions about his policies...
"To borrow the words of Barack Obama - 'I won'."

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 05:55 PM (RFPHU)

39 >Trump Confirms He Will Declare Immigration a National Emergency and Use the Military to Deport Illegals

---

is this a good idea?
also, what if the countries on the receiving end of all these deportations don't accept the 'newcomers', and send them back to the US?

Posted by: Dontavious Black at November 18, 2024 05:56 PM (/7KEl)

40 35 And so it begins.
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at November 18, 2024 05:54 PM (z0QHk)

*taps forehead*

He keeps saying it's beginning but it never has gotten going. Need to change his battery maybe?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2024 05:56 PM (bss/y)

41 Also gives him a chance to get rid of anyone who doesn't follow orders. Two birds.

Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2024 05:56 PM (YbbtK)

42 Katya Hobbsnikov moved the cargo containers that Doug Ducey (then AZ Gov) had placed on non-federal land to help deter jumpers.

She’s all in for the Great Replacement.

Posted by: Adriane the Valley of the Sunstroke Critic . . . at November 18, 2024 05:56 PM (TX4bP)

43 “ Two Muslim parents in Lacey, Washington choke their 17-year-old daughter outside her high school in an attempted honor killing.”


I'm pretty sure the muzzies can get the AWFLs to support this as a non-restricted late term abortion.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 18, 2024 05:57 PM (eDfFs)

44 Could you use the guard to help deport, then use the army to, I dunno, guard the border?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2024 05:57 PM (bss/y)

45 10
WTF? A spare suite??
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 18, 2024 05:49 PM (Q1OfC)

Talking to the Nantucket and North Andover mcmansion types, I presume.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 18, 2024 05:57 PM (N39Ws)

46 And to paraphrase Art Mullen in Justified -- this is giving me a moron stiffy.

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 05:57 PM (RFPHU)

47 Advice for Homan...just do it and say you didn't. We got your back.

Posted by: DanMan at November 18, 2024 05:57 PM (8uzBS)

48 I'm so sick of the BUt wHo WiLL PIck The COTTOn arguments.

We're spending tens to hundreds of billions of dollars per year on government services for illegals. Kick them out, cut the services to the bone, lower taxes, and I'll gladly pay more for food while taking home substantially more money.

Maybe farmers, meat processing plants, and day labor companies can hire all the government agents we fire.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 18, 2024 05:58 PM (Odg76)

49 Their countries don't have to take them back, they can go anywhere they like but they can't stay here....

Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2024 05:58 PM (YbbtK)

50 Yeah well Barbie has to say that in Arizona or the cartels will gut her and hang her from an overpass

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 05:58 PM (Hh1ER)

51 Then have the national regard deport Hobbs to the zoo for the tigers to eat.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2024 05:58 PM (7oYYI)

52 The Willis prosecution has been such a clusterf**k that I would bet they've already decided to hammer her based on what has been submitted. In other words they are saying to Willis "we don't want to hear it"
----------
Whacha talkin' 'bout, Willis??

Posted by: Georgia Supreme Court justice at November 18, 2024 05:58 PM (hovnC)

53 Two Muslim parents in Lacey, Washington choke their 17-year-old daughter outside her high school in an attempted honor killing.

Mom and Dad were going to ship their daughter back to Iraq to marry a much older man.

Can't imagine why the daughter objected.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 18, 2024 05:49 PM (uxCna)

I don't have sound on. What happened to the girl? Are they removing her from the parents? Parents being charged? I hope so. She's old enough to be emancipated.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 18, 2024 05:58 PM (OX9vb)

54 Vamonos! Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale! Vamonos!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2024 05:58 PM (Aqu9a)

55 She went from Razzlekhan to Razzlecon...


New York Post
@nypost

Crypto hacker’s rapper-wife ‘Razzlekhan’ sent to prison in $10B bitcoin heist https://trib.al/7kSiEcl

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 18, 2024 05:58 PM (TGPs7)

56 Hello, Doctor? The label says to call if it lasts more than four hours and it’s been two weeks so…

Posted by: Duke Lowell, MAGA Viking at November 18, 2024 05:58 PM (u73oe)

57 It's disorienting having an American president defending America. I'm sure I will get used to it.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at November 18, 2024 05:58 PM (s19xO)

58 Current Ear worm:

The Outfield's 'Your Love.'

And so Alice Cooper's Poison finally falls.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2024 05:59 PM (bss/y)

59 19
‘ Why give notice? Just give the order after saying "so help e god""’

He wants as many as possible to make a run for the border on their own. That makes the eviction of the whole bunch to get done sooner.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 18, 2024 05:59 PM (PSCMO)

60 Guard. Autocorrect is such a worthless piece of shit technology. I'm going to see if there is some way to turn it off. Awful. What crap.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2024 05:59 PM (7oYYI)

61 >>The they can have Keef. We have Kiff.

He announced today he's doing a US and Canada tour next May.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 05:59 PM (LkLld)

62 If a state - say California, Illinois, or Massachusetts wants to try to block any of the efforts on immigration, I think Trump should say "ok, fine." And then put out a nationwide communications campaign targeting those people saying "WARNING: All Illegal Aliens will be deported! Unless you are in California, Illinois, or Massachusetts. Call this 1-800 number and you will receive a $100 voucher for transportation to any of those states. All Aliens anywhere else, You will be Deported!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 05:59 PM (wyMQY)

63 > Two Muslim parents in Lacey, Washington choke their 17-year-old daughter outside her high school in an attempted honor killing.

Good odds the parents work for Boeing.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 18, 2024 05:59 PM (Odg76)

64 And yes, you announce it to create a rush out the door. At least some might get the fuck out between now and January...

Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2024 05:59 PM (YbbtK)

65 Using American troops to protect and maintain American territorial sovereignty?!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at November 18, 2024 06:00 PM (kpS4V)

66 I would like to know how many are already leaving on the threat of this.

Also, Katie Hobbs is Temu Kamala.

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 06:00 PM (pZEOD)

67 I think the military could provide a great deal of help with military courts

Tom Servo is right. The legal status of illegal aliens is "invader."
They are not entitled to trial, only "human rights" protections.
You can't just shoot them -- unless they resist. Then you can.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at November 18, 2024 06:00 PM (zdLoL)

68 Last time Trump was elected, illegals started to self-deport. How much more this time?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 06:00 PM (Hh1ER)

69 I love the Arizona governor. Yeah sure Jan.

Posted by: El Mariachi at November 18, 2024 06:01 PM (nLFEI)

70 Unlawful enemy combatants - those giving aid and shelter to illegal invaders.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 06:01 PM (R2Rbz)

71 Two Muslim parents in Lacey, Washington choke their 17-year-old daughter outside her high school in an attempted honor killing.

Mom and Dad were going to ship their daughter back to Iraq to marry a much older man.

Can't imagine why the daughter objected.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 18, 2024 05:49 PM (uxCna)


Mommy's all right. Daddy's all right.
They just seem a little weird.
Surrender. Surrender.
But don't give yourself away.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2024 06:01 PM (Aqu9a)

72 64 And yes, you announce it to create a rush out the door. At least some might get the fuck out between now and January...
Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2024 05:59 PM (YbbtK)

I seem to recall something similar in 2016.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2024 06:01 PM (bss/y)

73 also, what if the countries on the receiving end of all these deportations don't accept the 'newcomers', and send them back to the US?
Posted by: Dontavious Black at November 18, 2024 05:56 PM (/7KEl)

How will they do that?

My solution: take them to the southern border and shove them across.

“But they’re not Mexican!” Don’t care.

“But they didn’t even come across Mexico! They’re Kenyan/Ukrainian/Laotian!” Don’t care, they’re Mexico’s problem now. They let illegal caravans cross their territory to get here long enough.

“But that will further destabilize Mexico!” Lol. Lmao, even.

Posted by: Apocalypse Now! at November 18, 2024 06:01 PM (FC8SQ)

74 There's an e-coli outbreak from carrots that killed one person so far. Please boil your chili an extra few hours after adding the carrots.

Posted by: Prudence Dictates at November 18, 2024 06:01 PM (nS6qG)

75 >>>Trump Confirms He Will Declare Immigration a National Emergency and Use the Military to Deport Illegals

Venezuela won't take their illegal immigrant gangsters back? Put all the Venezuelan gangsters on big wooden barges. Have USN ships tow them to a small distance outside Venezuelan territorial waters and cut them loose. Problem solved!

Posted by: Gref at November 18, 2024 06:01 PM (aBgBM)

76 Vamonos! Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale! Vamonos!
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2024 05:58 PM (Aqu9a)

Hasta luego.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 18, 2024 06:01 PM (dR6yv)

77 If we start landing passenger jets full of wogs at various central and south Americans airports and shouting 'everybody out!', sooner or later there is going to be pushback.

IMO

Posted by: Dontavious Black at November 18, 2024 06:02 PM (/7KEl)

78 "To borrow the words of Barack Obama - 'I won'."
Posted by: Doof
----

"I have a pen, and a phone..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2024 06:02 PM (XeU6L)

79 It's bizarre this is even controversial.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 06:02 PM (LkLld)

80 I love the sound of chain guns atop a Bradley in the morning. The AZ mornings are quiet and crisp.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 18, 2024 06:02 PM (/U5Yz)

81 48 I'm so sick of the BUt wHo WiLL PIck The COTTOn arguments.

We're spending tens to hundreds of billions of dollars per year on government services for illegals. Kick them out, cut the services to the bone, lower taxes, and I'll gladly pay more for food while taking home substantially more money.

Maybe farmers, meat processing plants, and day labor companies can hire all the government agents we fire.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 18, 2024 05:58 PM (Odg76)

Also more automation of farm labor. A lot of tasks that were done by hand 50 or 75 years ago are automated now. I'd bet even more can be automated, if the cost of labor goes up because there are fewer illegals willing to work cheap.

Capitalism, bitches ! ! ! How do it work ?

Posted by: BillyD at November 18, 2024 06:02 PM (Yt3ED)

82
We have tens of millions of fatties on welfare who can pick fruit and hang drywall. The exercise would do them good.
Posted by: Apocalypse Now! at November 18, 2024 05:53 PM (FC8SQ)

_________

"But I got fibromyalgia, chronic fatigue syndrome, multiple chemical sensitivity, long COVID, Morgellons, gluten reaction and peanut allergies!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2024 06:02 PM (dxSpM)

83 For anyone who is interested, there is some sort of debate going on with Kirsche, Pippa and Fillian. No idea what over, but I guess we will see.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2024 06:02 PM (bss/y)

84 Let them push back.

Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2024 06:02 PM (YbbtK)

85 > Last time Trump was elected, illegals started to self-deport.

I wonder if that's why Trudeau just announced an immigration freeze.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 18, 2024 06:03 PM (Odg76)

86 If a state - say California, Illinois, or Massachusetts wants to try to block any of the efforts on immigration, I think Trump should say "ok, fine." And then put out a nationwide communications campaign targeting those people saying "WARNING: All Illegal Aliens will be deported! Unless you are in California, Illinois, or Massachusetts. Call this 1-800 number and you will receive a $100 voucher for transportation to any of those states. All Aliens anywhere else, You will be Deported!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 05:59 PM (wyMQY)

The second announcement: All federal funds to this state's government and subsidiary governments are on hold. Completely. Until they stop violating federal immigration law.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 18, 2024 06:03 PM (VNX3d)

87 >>If we start landing passenger jets full of wogs at various central and south Americans airports and shouting 'everybody out!', sooner or later there is going to be pushback.


From who?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 06:03 PM (LkLld)

88 Has Babs said anything on this?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 06:03 PM (R2Rbz)

89 I'm so sick of the BUt wHo WiLL PIck The COTTOn arguments.

ain't nobody picking cotton manually where I live, plenty of John Deere, no Manuel de La'bor

Posted by: DanMan at November 18, 2024 06:03 PM (8uzBS)

90 Moar 'sploding heads incoming:

@ChadPergram 2m
Trump announces Fox Business host and former GOP WI Rep Sean Duffy to be Secretary of Transportation.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2024 06:03 PM (IG4Id)

91 Trump also needs to start going after abuses of birthright citizenship.

The perfect case would be to take a Chinese woman with no ties to the United States who engaged in "birth tourism" - flew to the United States specifically to give birth, and flew back to China a week later.

Wait until she applies for an American passport for her kid in China, or takes some other official action intended to demonstrate the kid's US citizenship, and have the State Department reject the application on the grounds the the kid isn't a US citizen.

Let the Left try and defend that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 18, 2024 06:03 PM (uxCna)

92 Pinochet airlines Boogaloo part 2? Especially the gangs

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 18, 2024 06:03 PM (/6GbT)

93 64 And yes, you announce it to create a rush out the door. At least some might get the fuck out between now and January...
Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2024 05:59 PM (YbbtK)

Exactly, you are encouraging a self-deport stage right now. You are telling folks the good times are over and detainment is coming, so if they want to avoid that, head back to Mexico or head over to Canada...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 18, 2024 06:03 PM (exHjb)

94 79 It's bizarre this is even controversial.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 06:02 PM (LkLld)

*smashes an empty beer bottle and hold jagged end toward jack*

THESE ARE CRAZY TIMES JACK! WE'RE JUST PRODUCTS OF OUR TIME, MAN!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2024 06:03 PM (bss/y)

95 Yeah, I saw that "honor killing" nonsense. The parents promised their 17 year old daughter to some old guy in Iraq. She ran away from home but continued to attend school (of which the parents had a restraining order against entering school grounds).

They showed up and started smacking her around, eventually choking her out. The girl's boyfriend tried to stop it and got punched in the face. Eventually some guy driving by saw it and took control of the situation.

BTW, last time I checked, sending a minor to another country against their will for a relationship she doesn't want is "Child Trafficking." I noticed that charge wasn't leveled.

Posted by: Orson at November 18, 2024 06:04 PM (dIske)

96 Don't like mass deportations?

Shouldn't have mass imported.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 18, 2024 06:04 PM (wzAuc)

97 To much jawing going on. In January do, or do not.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 18, 2024 06:04 PM (aD39U)

98 You don't realize how much leverage the US has with all of South America.

Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2024 06:04 PM (YbbtK)

99 Sean Duffy - Secretary of Transportation

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 06:04 PM (LkLld)

100 58 Current Ear worm:

The Outfield's 'Your Love.'

And so Alice Cooper's Poison finally falls.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2024 05:59 PM (bss/y)

— —

Not a bad one, though.
Last time I looked at the video on YouTube, “Your Love” had like 3 Billion+ views.
Quite a popular earworm from the mid-80s.

With the harmony, melody, and theme, that song might even be considered late-stage Yacht Rock.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 18, 2024 06:04 PM (6ydKt)

101 The answer will be to call up the guard. If this only happens in Texas, so be it.

Part of this may be posturing - a LOT of illegals are going to vamoose. Likely to Canada (see what Trudeau has been saying lately...)

Trumps focus is on the million or so people who have a) committed serious crimes or b) have failed the asylum test in court and are subject to deportation orders.

Yes, it is over 1 million people. That is how backlogged everything is.

Posted by: El Mariachi at November 18, 2024 06:04 PM (nLFEI)

102
New York Post
@nypost

Portugal Airbus plane grounded for 4 days after dozens of hamsters run amok in cabin hold https://trib.al/kFPyDft

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 18, 2024 06:04 PM (TGPs7)

103 Unless they are trying to flush the quarry, either out of the country, or to sanctuary states.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 18, 2024 06:04 PM (aD39U)

104 If a state - say California, Illinois, or Massachusetts wants to try to block any of the efforts on immigration, I think Trump should say "ok, fine." And then put out a nationwide communications campaign targeting those people saying "WARNING: All Illegal Aliens will be deported! Unless you are in California, Illinois, or Massachusetts. Call this 1-800 number and you will receive a $100 voucher for transportation to any of those states. All Aliens anywhere else, You will be Deported!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 05:59 PM (wyMQY)


IMO a better solution would be to send US Marshalls to arrest the offending mayors/governors and charge them with sedition, in that you don't have the authority to set US immigration policy.


This should have been done with the first sanctuary city mayor (SF IIRC) and it would have been nipped in the bud.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at November 18, 2024 06:04 PM (Sw64s)

105 If we ban slavery, who will pick the crops?

Posted by: Democrats In The Early 19th Century! at November 18, 2024 06:05 PM (uxCna)

106 1 Well, well, well.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 05:44 PM (wyMQY)
----
So you are familiar with the three holes in the ground.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, tre bucchi bella terra at November 18, 2024 06:05 PM (i0xsb)

107 Governors (and mayors, chiefs of police, etc.) who state that they won't help the feds, and even will hinder them should be declared in a state of insurrection and as such should be hauled off to prison by US marshals.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 18, 2024 06:05 PM (MeG8a)

108 The real winner here is Paolo. With all the male farm-workers deported, so many unattended and lonely senoritas....

Posted by: zombie at November 18, 2024 06:05 PM (pMi6S)

109 Can we hope this will push some Leftists with American citizenship to self deport?

Or try to.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 06:05 PM (R2Rbz)

110 I’ve said it before, but:

- 30 days grace period to turn yourself in for deportation to Mexico. You can only take the clothes on your back.
- chipped, DNA on file
- anyone caught after 30 days gets 1 year hard labor on border, digging ditches, mending fence, etc. the deported to Mexico.
- anyone chipped or whose DNA is on file caught in US again is hanged, no trial. Illegals are not citizens and have no rights
- any illegal who has committed sex, property or violent crime is hanged. No trial.

Most will self-deport.

Posted by: Apocalypse Now! at November 18, 2024 06:05 PM (FC8SQ)

111 Moar 'sploding heads incoming:

@ChadPergram 2m
Trump announces Fox Business host and former GOP WI Rep Sean Duffy to be Secretary of Transportation.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2024 06:03 PM (IG4Id)
*******
I had a feeling that was going to happen.
Love him on The Bottom Line with Dagen.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2024 06:05 PM (NpAcC)

112 I just hope the battle space gets prepped for civilian "justice". All the fuckheads that made Laken Riley's murder, and all the others, plus the J6'ers, I hope there will be massive lawsuits and epic discoveries. Name names and put specific people on the hook for that shit.

Oh, and all the FACE Act convictions. I imagine an actual list of wrongs would be quite long, but start somewhere.

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 18, 2024 06:05 PM (NMT5x)

113 With the harmony, melody, and theme, that song might even be considered late-stage Yacht Rock.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 18, 2024 06:04 PM (6ydKt)

Did they ever have another hit?

Also another example of bad lyrics to a great song.

1) My girlfriend is out of town.
2) I like my girls older than you.
3) Come over, let's fuck.
4) Keep it secret.

*sideeye*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2024 06:06 PM (bss/y)

114 "But I got fibromyalgia, chronic fatigue syndrome, multiple chemical sensitivity, long COVID, Morgellons, gluten reaction and peanut allergies!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2024 06:02 PM (dxSpM)

Saw that last trip I flew out of Logan. Woman had what easily could have been a painters respirator over her maw. Couldn't breathe, walk 5 steps or stand for long before flopping back down into an airport wheelchair. Had no problem blocking everyone else trying to get their luggage after being screened by the kabuki TSA.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 18, 2024 06:06 PM (N39Ws)

115 Hell, if trump ONLY deports criminals and those who have failed their asylum application, and shuts down the border, he will have accomplished a miracle.

My guess is trump will close the asylum loophole and convince countries to take their citizens back via threats of tariffs and to aid.

Posted by: El Mariachi at November 18, 2024 06:06 PM (nLFEI)

116
Kirsche, Pippa and Fillian were the worst Marx Brothers. Totally, without talent.

They wound up opening a dry cleaners service.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 18, 2024 06:06 PM (eDfFs)

117 also, what if the countries on the receiving end of all these deportations don't accept the 'newcomers', and send them back to the US?
Posted by: Dontavious Black at November 18, 2024 05:56 PM (/7KEl)


War. Ask El Presidente if he's seen videos of Israeli air attacks on Gaza, Beirut, and Iran. Ask him how deep his bunker is.

Posted by: Gref at November 18, 2024 06:06 PM (aBgBM)

118 >>You don't realize how much leverage the US has with all of South America.

We send most of those countries assloads of money. And then there are those pesky tariffs.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 06:06 PM (LkLld)

119 New York Post
@nypost

Portugal Airbus plane grounded for 4 days after dozens of hamsters run amok in cabin hold https://trib.al/kFPyDft
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 18, 2024 06:04 PM (TGPs7)

Did some escape from Pixy's servers? Is that why I've had some occasional hiccups recently?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 18, 2024 06:06 PM (VNX3d)

120 Hamsters?

Did the blog order new ones?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 06:06 PM (R2Rbz)

121 Good. I approve.

Whatever it takes to get these military age potential terrorists from not only Mexico and S. America, but chy na and the middle east.

Self deport today. Fly 'em in cargo planes over the ocean and drop 'em in the water to swim home. No parachutes.

ChristyBlinky, Transportation Czar

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 18, 2024 06:07 PM (gi+MR)

122 99 Sean Duffy - Secretary of Transportation
Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 06:04 PM (LkLld)

he's a good guy.. I see they dragged out two women who said Gaetz paid them for sex and they "witnessed" him having sex with a 17 year old..

Posted by: It's me donna at November 18, 2024 06:07 PM (IyPmt)

123 Two Muslim parents in Lacey, Washington choke their 17-year-old daughter outside her high school in an attempted honor killing.

Mom and Dad were going to ship their daughter back to Iraq to marry a much older man.

Can't imagine why the daughter objected.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Mommy's all right. Daddy's all right.
They just seem a little weird.
Surrender. Surrender.
But don't give yourself away.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Rid yourself of your dishonorable daughter with this one cheap trick!

Posted by: mikeski denounces himself at November 18, 2024 06:07 PM (DgGvY)

124 @ChadPergram 2m
Trump announces Fox Business host and former GOP WI Rep Sean Duffy to be Secretary of Transportation.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2024 06:03 PM (IG4Id)

_______________________________

Stop the world, I want to get off. Wasn't he on MTV's Real World? I used to watch that show to improve my personal self-esteem by comparing myself to the detritus of humanity that graced the cast. I think his wife was on that show too.

Posted by: Orson at November 18, 2024 06:07 PM (dIske)

125 Oh, also the refrain of the song

5) I just wanna use your 'love' tonight...

Way to wine and dine a gal, pal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2024 06:08 PM (bss/y)

126 Trumps focus is on the million or so people who have a) committed serious crimes or b) have failed the asylum test in court and are subject to deportation orders.

Yes, it is over 1 million people. That is how backlogged everything is.

And get rid of the ridiculous system where people are deported over and over again, and keep coming back.

Return to the US after being deported - one year in Federal prison.

Return to the US after being deported twice - ten years in Federal prison.

They'll get the message.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 18, 2024 06:08 PM (uxCna)

127 102
New York Post
@nypost

Portugal Airbus plane grounded for 4 days after dozens of hamsters run amok in cabin hold https://trib.al/kFPyDft
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 18, 2024 06:04 PM (TGPs7)

Somewhere is a group of gay men longing for their entertainment so they can shout "Armageddon! Armageddon!!"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 18, 2024 06:08 PM (N39Ws)

128 If 15 million invaders isn't a border crisis what is?

Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2024 06:08 PM (fwDg9)

129 119 New York Post
@nypost

Portugal Airbus plane grounded for 4 days after dozens of hamsters run amok in cabin hold https://trib.al/kFPyDft
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 18, 2024 06:04 PM (TGPs7)[/i

oh oh oh

Posted by: Richard Gere at November 18, 2024 06:08 PM (/U5Yz)

130 When Trump wanted to Mexico to help stem the flow of illegals they originally said no. Then he said, ok but I am going to tariff the shit out cars and other products you ship to the US.

Mexico reconsidered.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 06:08 PM (LkLld)

131 "they can have Keef. We have Kiff.

He announced today he's doing a US and Canada tour next May.
Posted by: JackStraw "

Will Mrs Kiffness dance?

Posted by: fd at November 18, 2024 06:09 PM (vFG9F)

132
Saw that last trip I flew out of Logan. Woman had what easily could have been a painters respirator over her maw.

__________

If there's some shiny new disorder that has no discernable cause or cure, you can be sure that women will be clamoring to acquire it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2024 06:09 PM (dxSpM)

133 CNN’s @ScottJenningsKY
, responding to who oppose deporting illegal immigrants b/c that means food prices will soar without them to pick our fruits and vegetables:

-

Oh no, our food prices are going to go up?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Greater stakes, Karmella lost 10M votes while Trump stayed the same? at November 18, 2024 06:09 PM (JV4oo)

134 So who's gonna order a Kirsche plushy?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 06:09 PM (R2Rbz)

135 Orson, I saw your RFK stealing your Cool Ranch Doritos concerns in the previous thread.

RFK said he's not going to pull a Bloomberg and try to ban foods. So your Doritos (and my Cheetos) should be safe. He just wants to cut out all the fake dyes and preservatives poisoning us and causing the chronic illness epidemic, but we can still have our Doritos and Cheetos. (no more Red 40, no more formaldehyde as a hidden preservative. I'm cool with that.)

Also, he's supposedly dropped hints that as the head of HHS, he wants to get real sugar cane back in Coke instead of corn syrup, and real beef tallow back in McDonalds fries instead of vegetable oil. (McDonalds adds a natural beef flavoring to their fries to mimic the signature taste of beef tallow. The flavoring has hydrolyzed wheat and hydrolyzed milk. So it's not like the fries are vegetarian/vegan anyway. Dooooooo it!)

Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and Reckonings at November 18, 2024 06:09 PM (Eng1Z)

136 Also, when RFK says he wants to tackle the "chronic illness epidemic," liberals actually think the way he is going to tackle the epidemic is to kill off people with chronic illnesses. I wish I was kidding. But this is how much they have revved up their fear of anyone connected to Trump. No wonder they are going nuts.

Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and Reckonings at November 18, 2024 06:10 PM (Eng1Z)

137 Somewhere is a group of gay men longing for their entertainment so they can shout "Armageddon! Armageddon!!"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

-

Speaking of, did they ever recover all of the monkeys in Charleston?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Greater stakes, Karmella lost 10M votes while Trump stayed the same? at November 18, 2024 06:10 PM (JV4oo)

138 Don't get me wrong- I want all these illegals sent back to their shitholes of origin. But a mass deportation will be an enterprise fraught with peril.
The Other Side will make sure of it.

IMO YMMV FWIW

Posted by: Dontavious Black at November 18, 2024 06:10 PM (/7KEl)

139 Portugal Airbus plane grounded for 4 days after dozens of hamsters run amok in cabin hold https://trib.al/kFPyDft
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 18, 2024 06:04 PM (TGPs7)


The Trouble With Hampsters
Star Trek TOS


C'mon, you were thinking it!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2024 06:10 PM (Aqu9a)

140 New York Post
@nypost
Portugal Airbus plane grounded for 4 days after dozens of hamsters run amok in cabin hold https://trib.al/kFPyDft
Posted by: Mister Ghost

I AM SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THE MOTHER.....PFFFT *snort* *choke* *cough*

.....

Okay, take two.

Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at November 18, 2024 06:10 PM (DgGvY)

141 The Demoncrats just appealed the PA Supreme Court decision, and are going to continue counting illegal ballots.

Posted by: XTC at November 18, 2024 06:10 PM (6Uni8)

142 ", responding to who oppose deporting illegal immigrants b/c that means food prices will soar without them to pick our fruits and vegetables:
-
Oh no, our food prices are going to go up?
Posted by: Moron Robbie "

Maybe we can go pick our own.

Posted by: fd at November 18, 2024 06:10 PM (vFG9F)

143 And get rid of that insane law that says if your kid drops on our side of the border they - and you, and your entire fucking family, by extension - become US citizens.


Fuck, if that were the norm we'd all want to have kids in fucking Sweden, FFS.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at November 18, 2024 06:11 PM (Sw64s)

144 Also, he's supposedly dropped hints that as the head of HHS, he wants to get real sugar cane back in Coke instead of corn syrup, and real beef tallow back in McDonalds fries instead of vegetable oil.

-

We discussed it in a morning thread years ago, but data was released showing that the multi-billion dollar effort to make all foods taste worse potentially maybe possibly "saved" seven (7) people per year.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Greater stakes, Karmella lost 10M votes while Trump stayed the same? at November 18, 2024 06:11 PM (JV4oo)

145 141 The Demoncrats just appealed the PA Supreme Court decision, and are going to continue counting illegal ballots.
Posted by: XTC

To who? God?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 18, 2024 06:11 PM (/U5Yz)

146 I AM SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THE MOTHER.....PFFFT *snort* *choke* *cough*

.....

Okay, take two.
Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at November 18, 2024 06:10 PM (DgGvY)

Yeah. There is always that particular odor to the hamsters and gerbils. On recirculated air...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2024 06:12 PM (bss/y)

147 They are not entitled to trial, only "human rights" protections.
You can't just shoot them -- unless they resist. Then you can.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver

*BLAM!! BLAM!!!*

"QUIT RESISTING!!"

LT - "SGT, tell the men to stop doing that."

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2024 06:12 PM (WXNFJ)

148 137
Speaking of, did they ever recover all of the monkeys in Charleston?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Greater stakes, Karmella lost 10M votes while Trump stayed the same? at November 18, 2024 06:10 PM (JV4oo)

Still 6 on the run.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 18, 2024 06:12 PM (N39Ws)

149 We can be like hunter gathers again, roaming from farm and trading hides for brussel sprouts.

Posted by: fd at November 18, 2024 06:12 PM (vFG9F)

150 Will Mrs Kiffness dance?
Posted by: fd at November 18, 2024 06:09 PM (vFG9F)

Hopefully, like the Hang On Sloopy girl.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2024 06:12 PM (Aqu9a)

151 Baby Castro in Canada moving to the right of Calvin Coolidge on immigration, just to stay viable, gives me a tingle up my leg.

Good things those migrants in NYC are fleeing to Canada now, since Eric Adams turned off the money tap! They won't be able to get over the border in a few months.

Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and Reckonings at November 18, 2024 06:12 PM (Eng1Z)

152 145 141 The Demoncrats just appealed the PA Supreme Court decision, and are going to continue counting illegal ballots.
Posted by: XTC

To who? God?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 18, 2024 06:11 PM (/U5Yz)

Satan.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 18, 2024 06:12 PM (VNX3d)

153 farm to farm, that is.

Posted by: fd at November 18, 2024 06:12 PM (vFG9F)

154 My guess is trump will close the asylum loophole and convince countries to take their citizens back via threats of tariffs and to aid.
Posted by: El Mariachi at November 18, 2024 06:06 PM

--

And by "take their citizens back" we mean they pay every nickel for transport.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 18, 2024 06:12 PM (wzAuc)

155 The problem in California is that we have so many schizophrenic fentanyl addicts, so many teenage gang members with fully automatic machine guns, so many Antifa crybullies, so many transgender snowflakes with Multiple Personality Disorder, so many professional homeless bums, that the sudden absence of a million illegals won't really change the social environment much. It's all dysfunction all the time around here.

Posted by: zombie at November 18, 2024 06:13 PM (pMi6S)

156 *BLAM!! BLAM!!!*

"QUIT RESISTING!!"

LT - "SGT, tell the men to stop doing that."

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2024 06:12 PM (WXNFJ)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2024 06:13 PM (bss/y)

157 They hoping Dread Judge Roberts is going to hear it?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 06:13 PM (R2Rbz)

158 Oh. That's nice. Those moving licks of flames in the skull.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 18, 2024 06:14 PM (RoJeu)

159 The PA Supreme court can order arrest/bench warrants right?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 18, 2024 06:14 PM (/U5Yz)

160 PDT statement on Sean Duffy appointment:

https://tinyurl.com/bdfndhaa
screencap

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 06:14 PM (hovnC)

161 I was hoping for mine fields, kill zones, machine-gun pill-boxes, and interlocking fields of fire at the border. And heads on pikes. And maybe alligator filled moats. But I'll take administrative assistance.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 18, 2024 06:14 PM (XMwZJ)

162 "Hopefully, like the Hang On Sloopy girl.
Posted by: Count de Monet"

If you have not checked out his Ievan Polka, you must.

Posted by: fd at November 18, 2024 06:14 PM (vFG9F)

163 Return to the US after being deported - one year in Federal prison.

Return to the US after being deported twice - ten years in Federal prison.

***

That just makes them a taxpayer liability and lets them wait until a Democrat or RINO President (which will happen) eases up.

Any actions must be:
- harsh enough to prevent a second offense
- profitable for taxpayers, or at least revenue-neutral
- very difficult for Dems to reverse

One year hard labor on border, seize all assets, dump in Mexico, hang anyone who re-enters.

We only have one shot to make this work.

Posted by: Apocalypse Now! at November 18, 2024 06:14 PM (FC8SQ)

164 *BLAM!! BLAM!!!*

"QUIT RESISTING!!"

LT - "SGT, tell the men to stop doing that."

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2024 06:12 PM (WXNFJ)

LT - Call in the scoops. More source material for Soylent Green.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 18, 2024 06:14 PM (VNX3d)

165 130

There are so many tools to pressure Mexico, it's an embarrassment of riches.

Plus, assisting illegals to enter the U.S. is hardly near the top of Mexico's "must do" list. A yuuge percentage of the illegals Mexico is assisting aren't even Mexicans! No statistics are available AFAIK, but it's a lot.

I have a strong hunch this is not the hill the Mexican govt wants to die on.

Posted by: mnw at November 18, 2024 06:14 PM (NLIak)

166 Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and Reckonings at November 18, 2024 06:09 PM (Eng1Z)

___________________________________

I'm on board with all of that....with a simple addition. Back in the 90's they took the coconut oil out of movie theater popcorn. That was one of the highlights of seeing a flick and overnight popcorn at the theater went from a nice treat to tasting like Styrofoam packing peanuts.

Posted by: Orson at November 18, 2024 06:15 PM (dIske)

167 I hope they ramp up the defiance on the immigration issue to full throttle.

All of it will support declaring an actual insurrection, which it is fast becoming. You do not get to choose to ignore federal law. Apparently the Dems need to be reminded of that yet again.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 18, 2024 06:15 PM (q6dqN)

168 Here is the NYTimes report.

A favorite quote: "The team also plans to expand...due-process-free expulsions known as expedited removal...to people living across...the country who cannot prove they have been in the United States for more than two years." Every illegal alien that enters USA illegally is a due-process-free devaluation of USA citizenship.

And this gem: "the team plans to stop issuing citizenship-affirming documents, like passports and Social Security cards, to infants born on domestic soil to undocumented migrant parents illegal aliens in a bid to end birthright citizenship. Seems that the fruit of the illegal alien tree is illegal too. Now get after chain migration.

https://archive.ph/xiYCB

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 18, 2024 06:15 PM (vO42M)

169 The Demoncrats just appealed the PA Supreme Court decision, and are going to continue counting illegal ballots.
Posted by: XTC at November 18, 2024 06:10 PM (6Uni

I called it. Democrats are never punished for election fraud.

This woman is going to be the #resistance queen. She can write her own ticket now. Heck, she’s probably got a shot at a CNN show and a Nobel Peace Prize.

Posted by: Apocalypse Now! at November 18, 2024 06:17 PM (FC8SQ)

170 And by "take their citizens back" we mean they pay every nickel for transport.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer

An utter bargain by any measure.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2024 06:17 PM (IG4Id)

171 ...the animals’ carriers had been chewed through, setting off a mad dash to locate the stowaways before they could gnaw their way through the plane’s electrical wires or damage other critical components.
...
Maintenance workers spent days combing the aircraft’s interior to locate the diminutive escapees, eventually locating all but 16.

After one final push to find the remaining hamsters, the plane finally headed back to Lisbon.

They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into!

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 18, 2024 06:17 PM (DTX3h)

172 What are the Liberals afraid of?

We'll put kids in cages like Gaylord did?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 06:17 PM (R2Rbz)

173 And so Alice Cooper's Poison finally falls.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2024 05:59 PM (bss/y)

His new guitarist is smoking hot.

Posted by: Reforger at November 18, 2024 06:17 PM (xcIvR)

174 The majority wants deportation, they voted for this.

Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2024 06:17 PM (YbbtK)

175 Stop the world, I want to get off. Wasn't he on MTV's Real World? I used to watch that show to improve my personal self-esteem by comparing myself to the detritus of humanity that graced the cast. I think his wife was on that show too.
Posted by: Orson at November 18, 2024 06:07 PM (dIske)
*******
Yes. Met his wife who was also on Real World on Road Rules- All Stars.
Rachel Campos- Duffy and Sean are best friends with Pete Hegseth and Dan Bongino

Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2024 06:18 PM (NpAcC)

176
The problem in California is that we have so many schizophrenic fentanyl addicts, so many teenage gang members with fully automatic machine guns, so many Antifa crybullies, so many transgender snowflakes with Multiple Personality Disorder, so many professional homeless bums, that the sudden absence of a million illegals won't really change the social environment much. It's all dysfunction all the time around here.
Posted by: zombie

===================

There's a couple of states where Trump can't make much difference. I keep wanting to tell him to tell them that it also takes a vote at the local level. It seems San Franciscans bravely voted for Trump in larger numbers in 2024, but nothing's gonna change if they don't get serious about local governance.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 18, 2024 06:18 PM (I87yH)

177 165 130

There are so many tools to pressure Mexico, it's an embarrassment of riches.

Plus, assisting illegals to enter the U.S. is hardly near the top of Mexico's "must do" list. A yuuge percentage of the illegals Mexico is assisting aren't even Mexicans! No statistics are available AFAIK, but it's a lot.

I have a strong hunch this is not the hill the Mexican govt wants to die on.

Posted by: mnw at November 18, 2024 06:14 PM (NLIak)


Neither do the cartels. I believe Trump has a winning hand north and south of the US-Mexico border.

Posted by: Gref at November 18, 2024 06:18 PM (aBgBM)

178 #160 Quote from the screencap I'm too lazy to [fully] transcribe:

Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman 14m
🚨BREAKING: Trump just nominated Sean Duffy as The Secretary of Transportation:

“He will prioritize Excellence, Competence, Competitiveness and Beauty when rebuilding America's highways, tunnels, bridges and airports. He will ensure our ports and dams serve our Economy without compromising our National Security, and he will make our skies safe again by eliminating DEl for pilots and air traffic controllers.”

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 06:18 PM (hovnC)

179 also, what if the countries on the receiving end of all these deportations don't accept the 'newcomers', and send them back to the US?
Posted by: Dontavious Black at November 18, 2024 05:56 PM (/7KEl)


War. Ask El Presidente if he's seen videos of Israeli air attacks on Gaza, Beirut, and Iran. Ask him how deep his bunker is.

Posted by: Gref at November 18, 2024 06:06 PM


Then it gets ugly. Multiple countries opened their prisons on the condition that the convicts would self deport to the United States. Cuba, Venezuela and others are refusing to take any of their citizens back that are being deported from the US.


My plan is simple, GITMO has a butt ton of space to house these people and it is extra jurisdictional, no US court can come in and rule one way or another on the status of people we send there. Set up tent cities like we did in the 90s when we had the Haitian and Cuban invasions, there is plenty of room. If the detainees do not like their situation give them a plane ticket to wherever they want to go and send them on their way with a warning to never try to come back to the US under pain of an automatic life prison sentence.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 18, 2024 06:19 PM (QNSds)

180 Mom and Dad were going to ship their daughter back to Iraq to marry a much older man.

Can't imagine why the daughter objected.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 18, 2024 05:49 PM (uxCna)

Tattoo a Star of David on each parent, and drop them in Gaza.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 06:19 PM (EhN0q)

181 Any attempt to use active-duty troops would be subject to legal challenges, as the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878 limits the federal government's use of the military to enforce domestic policy.


Yeah yeah yeah. Can't use the military for police work.

CAN USE THE MILITARY FOR DEFENSE.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 18, 2024 06:19 PM (tY81A)

182 Good. Declare the border closed and designate the cartels as terrorist organizations. Remove the ROE and let the military engage them with the express intent to destroy them.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 18, 2024 06:19 PM (3Ope8)

183 173 And so Alice Cooper's Poison finally falls.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2024 05:59 PM (bss/y)

His new guitarist is smoking hot.
Posted by: Reforger at November 18, 2024 06:17 PM (xcIvR)

*looks her up*

https://tinyurl.com/43p7rfh9

Nice. Well played. Well played, indeed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2024 06:19 PM (bss/y)

184 Sounds like this Katie Hobbs is planning a real insurrection. One which will require force, military force, to suppress.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 18, 2024 06:19 PM (/lPRQ)

185 And so Alice Cooper's Poison finally falls.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2024 05:59 PM (bss/y)

His new guitarist is smoking hot.
Posted by: Reforger

You are so right - she is a very accomplished musician.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 18, 2024 06:19 PM (vO42M)

186 Trump announces Fox Business host and former GOP WI Rep Sean Duffy to be Secretary of Transportation.
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The difference between R picks and D picks is, in general, that the R pick attempts to actually fulfill the department's actual responsibilities, which doesn't include lecturing the nation on our racist roads for example.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 18, 2024 06:20 PM (fs1hN)

187 Orson, agree with you on the coconut oil! I remember them telling us it would kill us, but now it's one of the healthy oils. Let's restore all the good stuff.

Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and Reckonings at November 18, 2024 06:20 PM (Eng1Z)

188 74 There's an e-coli outbreak from carrots that killed one person so far. Please boil your chili an extra few hours after adding the carrots.
Posted by: Prudence Dictates at November 18, 2024 06:01 PM (nS6qG)

I beg all of you to wash everything. The "triple washed" salad went out the door in our house decades ago when we found a live slug in the salad. There was no harfing, but we all came close to this.

I got salmonella in 2001 from a salad in a restaurant.

The cute little carrots in the bag are scraped down carrots to size and thrown in there by either a machine or a scumbag who hasn't washed his/pronoun hands in a year.

True story: At a job of my thankfully distant past, a nitwit (who lacked brains and is probably a RN now running a med center) did this for a lunch:

Brought large salad bowl. Dumped bags of mixed salad and cute carrots into bowl. Done! Salald dressing included in the mass o' horror. I sure as hell did not eat what she brought.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 18, 2024 06:20 PM (gi+MR)

189 Yep, the left always overplays their hand. They kept pushing that pendulum so far left that it stood straight up. Still not content they kept pushing and crossed the 0 degree threshold, like a methed up teen swinging so hard they wrap the chain around the top bar of the swingset and fly over the top. That pendulum is now swinging rightward with a vengence and accelerating due to gravity.

It's mashing through media, decapitating DNC donors, pummelling pundits and eviscerating all of the guilty.

I suspect the pendulum is generating such extreme force that there should be a visible event horizon.

Dumbasses should have stayed off the swing set and kept playing with their yo-yo's.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at November 18, 2024 06:20 PM (cCxiu)

190 Posted by: XTC at November 18, 2024 06:10 PM
Because of course they are daring someone to stopped them

Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2024 06:21 PM (fwDg9)

191 Also another example of bad lyrics to a great song.

Yeah exactly: she's underage he wants to cheat on his girlfriend, and its entirely sexual "I just want to use your love tonight." Girls found it very romantic LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 06:21 PM (Hh1ER)

192
And this gem: "the team plans to stop issuing citizenship-affirming documents, like passports and Social Security cards, to infants born on domestic soil to illegal aliens in a bid to end birthright citizenship.

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HUGE.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 18, 2024 06:21 PM (I87yH)

193 We cant stop all drunks.
We cant stop all gun show gun sales.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2024 06:21 PM (gbOdA)

194 >>> New York Post
@nypost Portugal Airbus plane grounded for 4 days after dozens of hamsters run amok in cabin hold https://trib.al/kFPyDft
Posted by: Mister Ghost

Unanswered question: were they shipping the hamsters for pets or food? (ignore the fact it's not south America)

Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and Reckonings at November 18, 2024 06:22 PM (Eng1Z)

195 Rachel Campos- Duffy and Sean are best friends with Pete Hegseth and Dan Bongino
Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2024 06:18 PM (NpAcC)

Dan Bongino for SS - wouldn't it be amazing if all 4 end up in the cabinet???

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 06:22 PM (wyMQY)

196 Then it gets ugly. Multiple countries opened their prisons on the condition that the convicts would self deport to the United States. Cuba, Venezuela and others are refusing to take any of their citizens back that are being deported from the US.


C130, drop the ramp, pull back on the stick, they exit the aircraft. How they land are no concern to the US.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 18, 2024 06:22 PM (tY81A)

197 *BLAM!! BLAM!!!*

"QUIT RESISTING!!"

LT - "SGT, tell the men to stop doing that."

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2024 06:12 PM (WXNFJ)

So, standard law enforcement protocol in other words.

Posted by: Illegals and citizens getting equal treatment at November 18, 2024 06:23 PM (4Vs89)

198 Trump's revenge on Fox News and the Murdochs is that he is taking a lot of their on air talent. Don't know Duffy's qualifications but he's got nine kids , served as a congressman and unlike Buttgiggle isn't gay.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 18, 2024 06:24 PM (/y7Fe)

199 Good. Declare the border closed and designate the cartels as terrorist organizations. Remove the ROE and let the military engage them with the express intent to destroy them.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Poncho Villa v. Black Jack Pershing 2.0

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 18, 2024 06:24 PM (vO42M)

200 > The "triple washed" salad went out the door in our house decades ago when we found a live slug in the salad.

We washed the slug three times. Some people just can't be pleased.

Posted by: Garden Life at November 18, 2024 06:24 PM (Odg76)

201 74 There's an e-coli outbreak from carrots that killed one person so far. Please boil your chili an extra few hours after adding the carrots.
Posted by: Prudence Dictates at November 18, 2024 06:01 PM (nS6qG)

I've been dealing with this for 3 weeks, Had a salad and all hell broke loose. I got my carrots from Wegmans, and I wash everything. I have UC and am severely paranoid about food. I'm sure I am dealing with e-coli (not my first rodeo) but it's caused a flare and it's hell. I swear the only safe thing to eat these days is potato chips and wine.

Posted by: spypeach at November 18, 2024 06:24 PM (UuB/1)

202 Stop the world, I want to get off. Wasn't he on MTV's Real World? I used to watch that show to improve my personal self-esteem by comparing myself to the detritus of humanity that graced the cast. I think his wife was on that show too.
Posted by: Orson at November 18, 2024 06:07 PM (dIske)

==

Yep. Sean (lumberjack) and Rachel (conservative activist) were both on the San Francisco season.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at November 18, 2024 06:25 PM (3qHYi)

203 As you're leaving please would you close the door?
And don't forget what I told you 'bout my blowjob
Just 'cause you're right that don't mean I'm wrong
Another shoulder to cry upon

Posted by: Count de Monet's misheard lyrics at November 18, 2024 06:25 PM (Aqu9a)

204 And this gem: "the team plans to stop issuing citizenship-affirming documents, like passports and Social Security cards, to infants born on domestic soil to illegal aliens in a bid to end birthright citizenship.


Fruit of the poisoned tree. The day a buddy can rob a bank and give me the cash as he leaves town and I legally get to keep it is the day I quit talking about it.

No baby should be allowed to profit off their parents illegal activities.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 18, 2024 06:25 PM (tY81A)

205 ... to who oppose deporting illegal immigrants b/c that means food prices will soar without them to pick our fruits and vegetables


Wow...about the most racist thing I've read today. Apparently only our little brown brothers to the south can pick fruit.
Huh!!??

Meanwhile tens of thousands of unemployed Americans are waiting for a job. And with 5-8 million illegals gone, all the extra money supermarkets spend on security will get reduced, thereby reducing costs.
I was shopping yesterday and they have all the Tide soa products locked up. WTF??? ALL of the soap.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2024 06:25 PM (W/lyH)

206 My plan is simple, GITMO has a butt ton of space to house these people and it is extra jurisdictional, no US court can come in and rule one way or another on the status of people we send there. Set up tent cities like we did in the 90s when we had the Haitian and Cuban invasions, there is plenty of room. If the detainees do not like their situation give them a plane ticket to wherever they want to go and send them on their way with a warning to never try to come back to the US under pain of an automatic life prison sentence.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 18, 2024 06:19 PM (QNSds)

Tent cities? Plane tickets? Giving illegals a choice? Life imprisonment?

These things all cost money. What’s more is that it’s easily reversible the next time the Dems control one of: House, Senate, Presidency, SCOTUS.

Anything that keeps illegals under U.S. jurisdiction in any form for any length of time longer than 1.5 years is a non-starter. 2026 midterms will be gere before you know it.

Posted by: Apocalypse Now! at November 18, 2024 06:25 PM (FC8SQ)

207 Whitney's a bomb thrower...

Whitney Webb
@_whitneywebb
Milei has been proposing replacing the ministries he wants to ax with Facebook AI and Google AI. I have a feeling DOGE is going to follow a similar playbook and we will have Silicon Valley running the government even more under the guise of efficiency. No wonder Zuckerberg and Bezos are trying to rebrand as "libertarian" and right-leaning now.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 18, 2024 06:25 PM (TGPs7)

208 A declaration by CiC that the "common defense" of the nation makes it necessary to deport unvetted immigrants couldn't be legally defied by any state, per the Supremacy Clause. Right?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 18, 2024 06:25 PM (wzAuc)

209 So who's gonna order a Kirsche plushy?
Posted by: Anna Puma
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I want a Kamala bobble-head, that cackles.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2024 06:25 PM (XeU6L)

210 "Trump also needs to start going after abuses of birthright citizenship."

Third trimester pregnant women should be refused entry to the US if they are not citizens.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at November 18, 2024 06:26 PM (zSyrn)

211 This is eerie.

https://tinyurl.com/sh33a3xc

Posted by: IrishEi at November 18, 2024 06:26 PM (3ImbR)

212 The left is gearing up their lawfare machinery, of course.
___________________

Deport them, too. Along with leftist judges who let them get away with all sorts of crap.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2024 06:27 PM (YqDXo)

213 🎵 deport
deport
deport deport deport 🎶
depoooort
deport

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 18, 2024 06:27 PM (OTdqV)

214 LFG!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 18, 2024 06:27 PM (i24o9)

215 But I am married to an illegal invader and to send her back to her home country would be so unjust and inhumane and...what? wait. Well...Graciela is a fat mouthed bitch with a mustache and a gut to match.

Send her taco and bean eating ass back...I won't miss her.

Posted by: John Smith, Gringo Husband And Law Breaker at November 18, 2024 06:28 PM (R/m4+)

216 ***The left is gearing up their lawfare machinery, of course.***
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The abused lawyers who would have worked for Trump but were intimidated into submission. Are they going to work lawfare against Trump?

Posted by: Braenyard at November 18, 2024 06:28 PM (CjRYq)

217 I see they dragged out two women who said Gaetz paid them for sex and they "witnessed" him having sex with a 17 year old..
____

That's terrible!

Posted by: Zombie Gerry Studds (D-MA) at November 18, 2024 06:28 PM (fs1hN)

218 90 Moar 'sploding heads incoming:

@ChadPergram 2m
Trump announces Fox Business host and former GOP WI Rep Sean Duffy to be Secretary of Transportation.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2024 06:03 PM (IG4Id)
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Aha, not a chest-feeder.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, non e un frocio at November 18, 2024 06:28 PM (i0xsb)

219 The left is gearing up their lawfare machinery, of course.
___________________

Deport them, too. Along with leftist judges who let them get away with all sorts of crap.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2024 06:27 PM (YqDXo)

Trump knows how to fight these cretins. Parade the illegals' victims against the traitors whose office create and perpetuate the problem.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 18, 2024 06:29 PM (i24o9)

220 There's no way that pinhead beat Kari Lake.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 18, 2024 06:29 PM (3ImbR)

221 >>> Yeah exactly: she's underage he wants to cheat on his girlfriend, and its entirely sexual "I just want to use your love tonight." Girls found it very romantic LOL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 06:21 PM (Hh1ER)

======
My kids told me that our HS used the beginning of this song to open the morning's announcements. Not like we're in CA or something. This was rural Iowa.

Posted by: Turn 2 at November 18, 2024 06:29 PM (JfxgE)

222 Portugal Airbus plane grounded for 4 days after dozens of hamsters run amok in cabin hold https://trib.al/kFPyDft
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 18, 2024 06:04 PM (TGPs7)

I hate when the engines spring a leak!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 06:29 PM (EhN0q)

223 >>> Stop the world, I want to get off. Wasn't he on MTV's Real World?

If someone time traveled back to the 90s/00s and told me that Real World's Sean Duffy, Fear Factor's Joe Rogan, and Home Alone 2's Trump were all going to be involved in the upper tier of politics in the 2020s, I would never have believed you. Yet here we are. Weirdest timeline.

Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and Reckonings at November 18, 2024 06:29 PM (Eng1Z)

224 So who's gonna order a Kirsche plushy?
Posted by: Anna Puma

==

It's lacking a Vector.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at November 18, 2024 06:30 PM (3qHYi)

225 This is eerie.

https://tinyurl.com/sh33a3xc

Posted by: IrishEi at November 18, 2024 06:26 PM (3ImbR)

That HAS to be intentional.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 18, 2024 06:30 PM (i24o9)

226 I see they dragged out two women who said Gaetz paid them for sex and they "witnessed" him having sex with a 17 year old..
____

That's terrible!
Posted by: Zombie Gerry Studds (D-MA)

One question: who paid these to shills and how much? The timing of all this is right on cue.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 18, 2024 06:30 PM (vO42M)

227 > I was shopping yesterday and they have all the Tide soap products locked up. WTF??? ALL of the soap.

Soap, meat, booze, soda, razor blades, etc. are frequently shoplifted because they're so damn expensive and people will pay the shoplifters good money for their loot.

Posted by: Garden Life at November 18, 2024 06:30 PM (Odg76)

228 Meep meep Motherfuckers.

Trump is going to run circles around the opposition. And this time he's PISSED.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 18, 2024 06:31 PM (4ThdF)

229 Cut off all Federal funds to Arizona until and unless they aid in deportation efforts.

We need to quit farting around.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2024 06:31 PM (YqDXo)

230 I see they dragged out two women who said Gaetz paid them for sex and they "witnessed" him having sex with a 17 year old..
____

That's terrible!
Posted by: Zombie Gerry Studds (D-MA)

You just know those hookers asked to see the other's ID. Hussy!!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2024 06:31 PM (WXNFJ)

231 boil your chili an extra few hours after adding the carrots.
Posted by: Prudence Dictates at November 18, 2024 06:01 PM (nS6qG)

I've been dealing with this for 3 weeks, Had a salad and all hell broke loose. I got my carrots from Wegmans, and I wash everything. I have UC and am severely paranoid about food. I'm sure I am dealing with e-coli (not my first rodeo) but it's caused a flare and it's hell. I swear the only safe thing to eat these days is potato chips and wine.
Posted by: spypeach at November 18, 2024 06:24 PM (UuB/1)

Are you on an antibiotic? I could agree to the potato chips and wine diet, but I know my husband will not approve. Get tested, salmonella was probably a fun time for me vs e coli.

It was during the anthrax scare and I was in FL. So labs were backed up for tests and cipro was short. My stupid doc thought "I wasn't sick enough" because I wasn't barfing. I had passed out cold and face planted that morning, and was white as a sheet. I fired him afterwards. I was sick for a week and found, on Dr. Internet, that it could become typhus and I was thrilled.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 18, 2024 06:31 PM (gi+MR)

232 This is eerie.

https://tinyurl.com/sh33a3xc

Posted by: IrishEi at November 18, 2024 06:26 PM (3ImbR)

Hah! And...RFK Jr. is eating McDonalds!

Awesome.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 18, 2024 06:31 PM (d9fT1)

233 Straw

A major emphasis for Trump's mass deport program needs to be cracking down on U.S. employers who have a yuuge stack of "no match" letters from Social Security. Not even opened.

Any illegal alien working in the U.S.has committed 2 OTHER crimes, in addition to Illegal Entry, i.e., Misuse of a Social Security Number, and Filing a False I-9 form. The latter is a form every new employee must fill out & file, under oath, attesting that the employee is in the U.S. lawfully.

I hope Team Trump will crack down on employers who systematically ignore these laws.

As I've said, we used to provide temporary work visas for agricultural (primarily) laborers. Commonly called the "braceros" program. Let braceros slaughter and pluck chickens, and then go back.

Posted by: mnw at November 18, 2024 06:31 PM (NLIak)

234 194 >>> New York Post
@nypost Portugal Airbus plane grounded for 4 days after dozens of hamsters run amok in cabin hold https://trib.al/kFPyDft
Posted by: Mister Ghost
________________________________

They're eating the dogs;
They're eating the cats;
They're eating the pets of the people who live there.

They're shipping the mice;
They're exporting the hamsters;
They're making hamster hash and Mice-a-Roni.

Posted by: Orson at November 18, 2024 06:32 PM (dIske)

235 Any attempt to use active-duty troops would be subject to legal challenges, as the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878 limits the federal government's use of the military to enforce domestic policy.

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And yet, my unit was placed on alert for riot control duty during the '68 Dem convention. Sadly, not deployed. Many of my guys were looking forward to it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2024 06:32 PM (XeU6L)

236 > If someone time traveled back to the 90s/00s and told me that Real World's Sean Duffy, Fear Factor's Joe Rogan, and Home Alone 2's Trump were all going to be involved in the upper tier of politics in the 2020s, I would never have believed you. Yet here we are. Weirdest timeline.

Like when 1950s Doc Brown found out Reagan was POTUS in the future.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 18, 2024 06:32 PM (Odg76)

237 Trump announces Fox Business host and former GOP WI Rep Sean Duffy to be Secretary of Transportation.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2024 06:03 PM (IG4Id)
_________________

Wait - is it even legal to have a heterosexual SecTrans?

I wonder what Buttplug is going to do starting on Jan 21st.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2024 06:33 PM (YqDXo)

238 One question: who paid these to shills and how much? The timing of all this is right on cue.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 18, 2024 06:30 PM (vO42M)

Those accusations have been around for a while. However, innocent until proven guilty.

Also, 17 is legal in most states. Skeevy, maybe, but not pedo.

Posted by: Apocalypse Now! at November 18, 2024 06:33 PM (FC8SQ)

239 If they had listened to me and used rubber bullets and tear gas at the border, we'd have far fewer to send back today.

Posted by: Marybel Smiles at November 18, 2024 06:34 PM (uueuu)

240 Whitney's a bomb thrower...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 18, 2024 06:25 PM (TGPs7)
~~~~~

I followed her for a while, and even bought her 2-volume book, One Nation Under Blackmail. She's wicked smart, but a very strange bird. I was leery of some of her conspiracies but then dumped her completely when she let her antisemite flag fly.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 18, 2024 06:35 PM (3ImbR)

241 Elected Republicans say they can't understand why Trump is trying to do what he promised he would do before the election.

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 06:35 PM (lX8VI)

242 Portugal Airbus plane grounded for 4 days after dozens of hamsters run amok in cabin hold https://trib.al/kFPyDft
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 18, 2024 06:04 PM (TGPs7)

I hate when the engines spring a leak!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Possibly chewing on the soy-based wire insulation...like the mice under the hood of my Nissan.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2024 06:35 PM (XeU6L)

243 There have been seasonal, legal, migrant farm workers for decades. They do the picking. Legally.

Posted by: javems at November 18, 2024 06:35 PM (8I4hW)

244 "Soap, meat, booze, soda, razor blades, etc. are frequently shoplifted because they're so damn expensive and people will pay the shoplifters good money for their loot.
Posted by: Garden Life"

You can go into the city near me and see people setup on a corner with a canopy and table full of items like that. Cases of Clorox, unopened power tools, diapers, all kinds of stuff. I have no idea what kind of prices they charge. They probably take EBT.

Posted by: Manatee Facts at November 18, 2024 06:35 PM (vFG9F)

245 >>> My kids told me that our HS used the beginning of this song to open the morning's announcements. Not like we're in CA or something. This was rural Iowa.

Our gym teacher played the B52's Love Shack when we ran laps indoors. I'm sure that was a good steady pace, but man! The lyric must have gone over our heads or something.

There's also the "she's just 16 years old, leave her alone they say" song and the "only the good die young" song, hah.

Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and Reckonings at November 18, 2024 06:35 PM (Eng1Z)

246 Are you on an antibiotic? I could agree to the potato chips and wine diet, but I know my husband will not approve. Get tested, salmonella was probably a fun time for me vs e coli.

It was during the anthrax scare and I was in FL. So labs were backed up for tests and cipro was short. My stupid doc thought "I wasn't sick enough" because I wasn't barfing. I had passed out cold and face planted that morning, and was white as a sheet. I fired him afterwards. I was sick for a week and found, on Dr. Internet, that it could become typhus and I was thrilled.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 18, 2024 06:31 PM (gi+MR)

Sounds horrible, I'm not on antibiotics because I am highly susceptible for c-diff, so since I'm in a flare and dealing with what I'm sure was e-coli, I'm just trying to ride it out. I think going forward I will need a food taster.

Posted by: spypeach at November 18, 2024 06:35 PM (UuB/1)

247
Oh my Lord, organic avocados will double to $2-3 per! Avocado toast at the non-corporate quaint neighborhood cafe where I get my artisanal non-GMO coffee while attending bi-weekly meetings of my Ezra Pound poetry discussion group are going to at least triple!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 18, 2024 06:35 PM (y9nCu)

248 228 Meep meep Motherfuckers.

Trump is going to run circles around the opposition. And this time he's PISSED.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 18, 2024 06:31 PM (4ThdF


Hope so.

The knives are already out.

The division is being sown.

Just waiting for the first impeachment to happen.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2024 06:35 PM (RUMEY)

249 I am, in fact, not a Manatee.

Posted by: fd at November 18, 2024 06:36 PM (vFG9F)

250 This is eerie.

https://tinyurl.com/sh33a3xc

Posted by: IrishEi at November 18, 2024 06:26 PM (3ImbR)

That HAS to be intentional.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 18, 2024 06:30 PM (i24o9)

It’s a joke. “Deitz Nuützen”

Posted by: Apocalypse Now! at November 18, 2024 06:36 PM (FC8SQ)

251 Brought large salad bowl. Dumped bags of mixed salad and cute carrots into bowl. Done! Salald dressing included in the mass o' horror. I sure as hell did not eat what she brought.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

Yeah, those "triple washed" salads? They're washed in the same tub of water that's kept for a day or two. So not washed at all.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2024 06:36 PM (IG4Id)

252 @nypost

Portugal Airbus plane grounded for 4 days after dozens of hamsters run amok in cabin hold https://trib.al/kFPyDft
Posted by: Mister Ghost

---

PIXYYYY!!!
You got sone splainin to do!!!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 18, 2024 06:36 PM (OTdqV)

253 Huh!
Beyonce will perform at the Christmas game in Houston.
I hope they boo the crap out of her.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2024 06:37 PM (W/lyH)

254 76
Vamonos! Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale! Vamonos!
Posted by: Count de Monet

Hasta luego.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
.....

Cuidado. Piso mojado.

Posted by: wth at November 18, 2024 06:37 PM (v0R5T)

255 Revert Arizona to a territory...first. Pour encourager les autres.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 18, 2024 06:37 PM (3Ope8)

256 They met much later

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at November 18, 2024 06:37 PM (pGTZo)

257 the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878 limits the federal government's use of the military to enforce domestic policy.

…

At what point are non-citizens forcing their way across a border illegally not a military issue?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 18, 2024 06:37 PM (gyu75)

258 253 Huh!
Beyonce will perform at the Christmas game in Houston.
I hope they boo the crap out of her.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2024 06:37 PM (W/lyH

Let's hope she gets a warm welcome.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2024 06:37 PM (RUMEY)

259 They're making hamster hash and Mice-a-Roni.
Posted by: Orson

Whoa! I laughed and nearly barfed at the same time. Funny!

Posted by: Rockin' Mel Slurp at November 18, 2024 06:37 PM (nS6qG)

260 Watch how quick the courts ,that drug their feet and could barely be found during the actual Constitutional violations during Covid "national emergency," suddenly snap to on the ready for every lawsuit, especially the after-hours ones

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 18, 2024 06:38 PM (m77VT)

261 "Possibly chewing on the soy-based wire insulation...like the mice under the hood of my Nissan.
Posted by: Mike Hammer"

Gah. I hate that. I've taken to leaving bags of mothballs in strategic places. They should be taken out before driving the vehicle though.

Posted by: fd at November 18, 2024 06:38 PM (vFG9F)

262 Portugal Airbus plane grounded for 4 days after dozens of hamsters run amok in cabin hold https://trib.al/kFPyDft
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 18, 2024 06:04 PM (TGPs7)

Let a bunch of snakes loose on the plane. Problem solved.

Posted by: javems at November 18, 2024 06:39 PM (8I4hW)

263 >>I hope Team Trump will crack down on employers who systematically ignore these laws.

Me too. I want him to use every tool available.

I was in 5 airports last week and all of them had an unusually large number of people speaking in foreign languages. We have a ridiculously large number of illegals in this country, way more than what the government and media are telling us.

This country will be permanently changed unless we get them out and get back to making this country good for Americans not every 3rd world illiterate who wants to break in.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 06:39 PM (LkLld)

264 I see they dragged out two women who said Gaetz paid them for sex and they "witnessed" him having sex with a 17 year old..
____

That's terrible!
Posted by: Zombie Gerry Studds (D-MA)
____________________

Yawn. When are the Reds going to get a new playbook?

As you point out, the Reds had no problem with that faggot Gerry Studds, who was cornholing a 17 year-old page (justifying it as consensual "relationship" between "adults") or the other faggot, Barney Fwank, whose paramour (as it were) ran a homosexual brothel out of the basement of their house.

That was all wonderful and admirable, amirite?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2024 06:39 PM (YqDXo)

265 One 9mm Parabellum costs, what, 35¢? Much cheaper than a plane ride.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 18, 2024 06:39 PM (XMwZJ)

266 Christmas and Hanukkah intersect this year. Does this mean more or fewer presents for me?

Posted by: Greedy Gus at November 18, 2024 06:39 PM (nS6qG)

267 258 253 Huh!
Beyonce will perform at the Christmas game in Houston.
I hope they boo the crap out of her.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2024 06:37 PM (W/lyH

Let's hope she gets a warm welcome.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2024 06:37 PM (RUMEY)

Will she have a wardrobe malfunction, or will the fireworks cause a major fire?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 18, 2024 06:40 PM (VNX3d)

268 It’s a joke. “Deitz Nuützen”

Posted by: Apocalypse Now! at November 18, 2024 06:36 PM (FC8SQ)

That's what I get for reading AoS and trying to do other things like work.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 18, 2024 06:40 PM (i24o9)

269 Just waiting for the first impeachment to happen.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2024 06:35 PM (RUMEY)
_________________

Not with a Republican House of Representatives.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2024 06:40 PM (YqDXo)

270 Yawn. When are the Reds going to get a new playbook?

As you point out, the Reds had no problem with that faggot Gerry Studds, who was cornholing a 17 year-old page (justifying it as consensual "relationship" between "adults") or the other faggot, Barney Fwank, whose paramour (as it were) ran a homosexual brothel out of the basement of their house.

That was all wonderful and admirable, amirite?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2024 06:39 PM (YqDXo


It really is comical.

What happened to the paid bimbo who accused Trump right before he won?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2024 06:41 PM (RUMEY)

271 Yeah, those "triple washed" salads? They're washed in the same tub of water that's kept for a day or two. So not washed at all.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2024 06:36 PM (IG4Id)

The guy I live with now raises salad in hydroponic box things. He sometimes gives it away. He knew I was freaking out about potential e-coli and has done this for years.

I never eat salad in a restaurant, and rarely in other's homes. I have my phobias and am proud of them!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 18, 2024 06:41 PM (gi+MR)

272 225 This is eerie.

https://tinyurl.com/sh33a3xc

Posted by: IrishEi at November 18, 2024 06:26 PM (3ImbR)

That HAS to be intentional.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 18, 2024 06:30 PM (i24o9)
---------------------------

It's a gag. The artist is "Deitz Nuützen."

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 18, 2024 06:41 PM (QdGJh)

273 >>> Huh!
Beyonce will perform at the Christmas game in Houston.
I hope they boo the crap out of her.

HA! Diogenes, she was one of the celebs that said they would stop doing concerts in red states after Trump won this time. Glad to see that lasted about a week. It's her home city, but still...where are your principles lady!

We'll see if she does the cowboy schtick or drops it.

Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and Reckonings at November 18, 2024 06:41 PM (Eng1Z)

274 "Beyonce will perform at the Christmas game in Houston.
I hope they boo the crap out of her.
Posted by: Diogenes"

There is probably a way to care less but I am not even going to bother.

Posted by: fd at November 18, 2024 06:41 PM (vFG9F)

275 Meanwhile tens of thousands of unemployed Americans are waiting for a job. And with 5-8 million illegals gone, all the extra money supermarkets spend on security will get reduced, thereby reducing costs.
I was shopping yesterday and they have all the Tide soa products locked up. WTF??? ALL of the soap.
Posted by: Diogenes

Sunk costs.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 18, 2024 06:41 PM (/lPRQ)

276 From the WTH were they thinking department.

clideo.com

Who thought up that name?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 18, 2024 06:41 PM (i24o9)

277 Christmas and Hanukkah intersect this year. Does this mean more or fewer presents for me?
Posted by: Greedy Gus at November 18, 2024 06:39 PM (nS6qG)

How many stores this year will say that Pork and Ham are perfect for Hanukkah?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 18, 2024 06:41 PM (VNX3d)

278 One 9mm Parabellum costs, what, 35¢? Much cheaper than a plane ride.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 18, 2024 06:39 PM (XMwZJ)

Rope is cheap and reusable.

Illegals come from places with horrible poverty and violence. They’re facing deported back into the hands of cartels and Communist regimes.

They need to fear us more than they fear their old homes.

Posted by: Apocalypse Now! at November 18, 2024 06:42 PM (FC8SQ)

279 I should put that on a sign.

Posted by: fd at November 18, 2024 06:42 PM (vFG9F)

280 269 Just waiting for the first impeachment to happen.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2024 06:35 PM (RUMEY)
_________________

Not with a Republican House of Representatives.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2024 06:40 PM (YqDXo)


You sure? I trust Republicans as much as I trust a fart past 50.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2024 06:42 PM (RUMEY)

281 They were put up to it by joel greenberg

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at November 18, 2024 06:42 PM (pGTZo)

282 Possibly chewing on the soy-based wire insulation...

Tefzel and Kapton (eeesh!) are soy based? I did not know that.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 18, 2024 06:42 PM (3Ope8)

283 Let's hope she gets a warm welcome.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2024 06:37 PM (RUMEY)

Will she have a wardrobe malfunction, or will the fireworks cause a major fire?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 18, 2024 06:40 PM (VNX3d)
***

I wonder if they are paying as much as Harris paid her?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2024 06:43 PM (W/lyH)

284 Yeah, those "triple washed" salads? They're washed in the same tub of water that's kept for a day or two. So not washed at all.
______

I just re-wash them in my bathtub.

Haahahahahhahhahahahahahhaahhaha!!!!!!!

Posted by: Kamala at November 18, 2024 06:43 PM (fs1hN)

285 the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878 limits the federal government's use of the military to enforce domestic policy.

…

At what point are non-citizens forcing their way across a border illegally not a military issue?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 18, 2024 06:37 PM


Send them here to Texas, the governor has already declared a state of emergency due to an invasion of our southern border. It is literally an act of war by multiple countries.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 18, 2024 06:43 PM (QNSds)

286 I'm sure there are a couple of countries that would house criminals (foreign invaders) for a fee.
Anyone whose country doesn't want them back can figure out where they want to go while in a prison.

I'd contact the Presidents of El Salvador and Argentina and work out a "deal". A *yuge* deal.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 18, 2024 06:44 PM (TjT7r)

287 Not with a Republican House of Representatives.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

====

Remember me and my friends?

Posted by: Incandescent Fred Upton at November 18, 2024 06:44 PM (t3je4)

288 Not sure, but I believe back in the 90's there were ~8 million illegals. I know that the number let in the past 4 years is anywhere between 10 and 20 million. So isn't there like 40 million illegals in the country give or take. I would imagine that 25% of California's population is here illegally and has been since the 90s. Its why they should only have 37-40 electoral votes. Trump admin should conduct census again, counting only citizens for apportionment of congress seats.

Posted by: TheITGuy2 at November 18, 2024 06:44 PM (+Em2P)

289 This country will be permanently changed unless we get them out and get back to making this country good for Americans not every 3rd world illiterate who wants to break in.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 06:39 PM (LkLld)

I want them all gone, round 'em up! Move 'em out! Rawhide!

Especially the cat eating and voodoo ones. And the murder hornet ones who rape and murder and I hate them all!

I want to scream "speak English" at times. So therefore I stay home. And I am not in the side of the city with problems.

They have not enhanced the USA at all with their culture. Don't tread on me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 18, 2024 06:44 PM (gi+MR)

290 My plan is simple, GITMO has a butt ton of space to house these people and it is extra jurisdictional, no US court can come in and rule one way or another on the status of people we send there.
_______________

Deport them to Gitmo, then just open the gates and shoo them out.

Problem solved. Kind of a Mariel boatlift in reverse.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2024 06:45 PM (YqDXo)

291 "So isn't there like 40 million illegals in the country give or take"

Yes. I have been hearing 11 million since the 80s.

Posted by: fd at November 18, 2024 06:45 PM (vFG9F)

292 135
".... no more formaldehyde as a hidden preservative. I'm cool with that.) "
----
Exactly what is being used and labeled formaldehyde?

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la formalina at November 18, 2024 06:46 PM (i0xsb)

293 Deport them to Gitmo, then just open the gates and shoo them out.

Problem solved. Kind of a Mariel boatlift in reverse.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2024 06:45 PM (YqDXo)


I assume Mexico isn't gonna open their border in the opposite direction so we're gonna have to leap frog Mexico in some way.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2024 06:46 PM (RUMEY)

294 As others have noted, it really looks like Trump is attempting to assemble a young team of pipe hitters that will carry forth the America First Agenda after he is gone from the scene.

Looks like Trump is going after Teddy and Ronnies Crowns.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 18, 2024 06:46 PM (XV/Pl)

295 They have not enhanced the USA at all with their culture. Don't tread on me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 18, 2024 06:44 PM (gi+MR)
_________________

Most of the diversity they contribute is diversity in the felonies they commit. Murder, rape, drunk driving, identity theft, to name a few.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2024 06:46 PM (YqDXo)

296 If someone time traveled back to the 90s/00s and told me that Real World's Sean Duffy, Fear Factor's Joe Rogan, and Home Alone 2's Trump were all going to be involved in the upper tier of politics in the 2020s, I would never have believed you. Yet here we are. Weirdest timeline.
Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and Reckonings at November 18, 2024 06:29 PM (Eng1Z)

What? After "Death Valley Days" and "Breakfast for Bonzo" Ronald Reagan had been president for 8 years?

Posted by: Oldcat at November 18, 2024 06:47 PM (n7h9X)

297
I wonder what Buttplug is going to do starting on Jan 21st.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Well first someone will pack his....

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 18, 2024 06:47 PM (TjT7r)

298 Illegals come from places with horrible poverty and violence. They’re facing deported back into the hands of cartels and Communist regimes.

They need to fear us more than they fear their old homes.
Posted by: Apocalypse Now! at November 18, 2024 06:42 PM (FC8SQ)
***

I still like my idea of taking 20-30,000 of them and "drafting" them into a liberation force and after four months of training, send their asses into a target country for regime change. One success and there will be swarms volunteering for the next liberation force.
Rinse, repeat.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2024 06:47 PM (W/lyH)

299 290
Deport them to Gitmo, then just open the gates and shoo them out.

Problem solved. Kind of a Mariel boatlift in reverse.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2024 06:45 PM (YqDXo)
-------------------

How about the Korean DMZ instead? We need them gone permanently, Little Rocket Man needs laborers. They can do the jobs that North Koreans won't do (because they're too weak from starvation). Win-win.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 18, 2024 06:47 PM (QdGJh)

300 I still wonder where you send someone if you can prove they are not to be here and no idea where to send them?

Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2024 06:47 PM (fwDg9)

301 My plan is simple, GITMO has a butt ton of space to house these people and it is extra jurisdictional, no US court can come in and rule one way or another on the status of people we send there.
_______________

Deport them to Gitmo, then just open the gates and shoo them out.

Problem solved. Kind of a Mariel boatlift in reverse.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2024 06:45 PM (YqDXo)

Drop a lot of firewood, knives, lighters, and axes on the North Pole. Airdrop the illegals there. Problem solved.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 18, 2024 06:48 PM (VNX3d)

302 294 As others have noted, it really looks like Trump is attempting to assemble a young team of pipe hitters that will carry forth the America First Agenda after he is gone from the scene.

Looks like Trump is going after Teddy and Ronnies Crowns.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 18, 2024 06:46 PM (XV/Pl


Young Conservative Pipe Hitters of America

YCPHA

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2024 06:48 PM (RUMEY)

303
I was in 5 airports last week and all of them had an unusually large number of people speaking in foreign languages.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 06:39 PM (LkLld)


I was doing a lot of work travel in the year after 9/11, and virtually everyone working the terminals went from American black and hispanic folks to Africans speaking in Somali accents pretty much overnight.

UniParty cocksuckers had to have twisted a bunch of arms to get the airport vendors to fire all the Americans and replace them with Somalis.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 18, 2024 06:49 PM (y9nCu)

304
Gah. I hate that. I've taken to leaving bags of mothballs in strategic places. They should be taken out before driving the vehicle though.
Posted by: fd at November 18, 2024 06:38 PM (vFG9F)


They are selling little packets of stuff with balsam essential oils as mice repellent. Kind of pricey, but smells much better than mothballs. I hope they work!

https://tinyurl.com/mukxncr6

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 18, 2024 06:49 PM (NMT5x)

305 somewhere out there is a quote by J McCain that allowing 10% of a country's population is unsustainable, he was very clear and it was near the end of his time here

Posted by: DanMan at November 18, 2024 06:50 PM (8uzBS)

306 Most farming and meat packing is mechanized and industrialized.

The vast overwhelming number of illegals are taking jobs the fast food service industry, construction, home care and the like.

They are not working the fields, that hasn't been the case for quite some time.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 18, 2024 06:50 PM (XV/Pl)

307 I still wonder where you send someone if you can prove they are not to be here and no idea where to send them?
Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2024 06:47 PM (fwDg9)

Does it matter? Determine which language they speak, and send them to the scuzziest shithole where that language is spoken.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 06:50 PM (EhN0q)

308
Drop a lot of firewood, knives, lighters, and axes on the North Pole. Airdrop the illegals there. Problem solved.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 18, 2024 06:48 PM (VNX3d)



The Danes might still be open to selling Greenland...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 18, 2024 06:52 PM (y9nCu)

309 I still wonder where you send someone if you can prove they are not to be here and no idea where to send them?

Where did they come from? That's where they are repatriated. And since most of them arrived via Mexico courtesy of the cartels, they can reside there otherwise.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 18, 2024 06:52 PM (3Ope8)

310 >Illegals come from places with horrible poverty and violence. They’re facing deported back into the hands of cartels and Communist regimes.

---

sucks to be them
anyway...

Posted by: Dontavious Black at November 18, 2024 06:52 PM (/7KEl)

311 I still wonder where you send someone if you can prove they are not to be here and no idea where to send them?
Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2024 06:47 PM (fwDg9)

Does it matter? Determine which language they speak, and send them to the scuzziest shithole where that language is spoken.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 06:50 PM (EhN0q)
***

Yeah. Ship 'em.
They'll figure it out once they get their feet on the ground.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2024 06:53 PM (W/lyH)

312 @296

>>What? After "Death Valley Days" and "Breakfast for Bonzo" Ronald Reagan had been president for 8 years?

Ersatz Doc Brown: Reagan The Actor? Then who's vice president? Jerry Lewis!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 18, 2024 06:53 PM (XV/Pl)

313 I still wonder where you send someone if you can prove they are not to be here and no idea where to send them?
Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2024 06:47 PM (fwDg9)

Haiti.

Posted by: Zombie Papa "Doc" Duvalier at November 18, 2024 06:53 PM (R/m4+)

314 I see they dragged out two women who said Gaetz paid them for sex and they "witnessed" him having sex with a 17 year old

There is no chance this is faked, like the last 150 allegations against a Republican! Why, Gloria Allred is likely to show up soon as proof of its authenticity!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 06:53 PM (Hh1ER)

315 Drop a lot of firewood, knives, lighters, and axes on the North Pole. Airdrop the illegals there. Problem solved.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 18, 2024 06:48 PM (VNX3d)



The Danes might still be open to selling Greenland...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 18, 2024 06:52 PM (y9nCu)

Maybe, but I prefer them on an ice floe, not solid ground.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 18, 2024 06:53 PM (VNX3d)

316
Our gym teacher played the B52's Love Shack when we ran laps indoors. I'm sure that was a good steady pace, but man! The lyric must have gone over our heads or something.

Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and Reckonings at November 18, 2024 06:35 PM

--

The lyrics are unintelligible, so, good to go.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 18, 2024 06:53 PM (wzAuc)

317 Gah. I hate that. I've taken to leaving bags of mothballs in strategic places. They should be taken out before driving the vehicle though.
Posted by: fd at November 18, 2024 06:38 PM (vFG9F)


They are selling little packets of stuff with balsam essential oils as mice repellent. Kind of pricey, but smells much better than mothballs. I hope they work!

https://tinyurl.com/mukxncr6
Posted by: haffhowershower
-----

I've been spritzing under the hood wth peppermint oil. So far, so good.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2024 06:54 PM (XeU6L)

318 If the Dems think telling the courts and the public that no, we really want all these illegal aliens and most especially the criminals is a working strategy, then they really haven’t internalized the election results yet.

Posted by: Advo at November 18, 2024 06:54 PM (jO4mz)

319 Looks like Trump is going after Teddy and Ronnies Crowns.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 18, 2024 06:46 PM (XV/Pl)
___________________

I think Trump left them in the dirt long ago.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2024 06:55 PM (YqDXo)

320 take the $$ needed out of the Climate Change Clean Energy budget...FAFO!!!

Posted by: qmark at November 18, 2024 06:55 PM (+t9Oi)

321 There is no chance this is faked, like the last 150 allegations against a Republican! Why, Gloria Allred is likely to show up soon as proof of its authenticity!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 06:53 PM (Hh1ER)
________________

God, how I detest that woman.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2024 06:57 PM (YqDXo)

322 Our gym teacher played the B52's Love Shack when we ran laps indoors. I'm sure that was a good steady pace, but man! The lyric must have gone over our heads or something.

Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and Reckonings


"Good Stuff" would have been an epic running song too. Lyrics not understood by the average teenage boy.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2024 06:58 PM (WXNFJ)

323 take the $$ needed out of the Climate Change Clean Energy budget...FAFO!!!

Posted by: qmark at November 18, 2024 06:55 PM (+t9Oi)
___________________

And the Orwellian-named "Earned Income Tax Credit," aka "Federal Welfare."

It's not a tax credit at all. A credit is applied to future liabilities. EITC is something for nothing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2024 06:58 PM (YqDXo)

324 I still wonder where you send someone if you can prove they are not to be here and no idea where to send them?
Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2024 06:47 PM (fwDg9)

Haiti.

Posted by: Zombie Papa "Doc" Duvalier at November 18, 2024 06:53 PM (R/m4+)
_______________

Snake Island

North Sentinel Island

Lots of possibilities

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2024 06:59 PM (YqDXo)

325 Illegals come from places with horrible poverty and violence. They’re facing deported back into the hands of cartels and Communist regimes.
__________________

They should be used to that after living here.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2024 07:01 PM (YqDXo)

326 …

At what point are non-citizens forcing their way across a border illegally not a military issue?
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair
-----

It is an invasion.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 18, 2024 07:02 PM (CjRYq)

327 Just tell them they don't have to go home but they can't stay here and give them a ticket to wherever they want.

Posted by: fd at November 18, 2024 07:03 PM (vFG9F)

328 324 I still wonder where you send someone if you can prove they are not to be here and no idea where to send them?
Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2024 06:47 PM (fwDg9)

Haiti.

Posted by: Zombie Papa "Doc" Duvalier at November 18, 2024 06:53 PM (R/m4+)
_______________

Snake Island

North Sentinel Island

Lots of possibilities
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Oak Island

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 18, 2024 07:03 PM (tY81A)

329 Nood - Trump Dance Fever

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 18, 2024 07:03 PM (VNX3d)

330 Deport the legal ones too. They’re the downward pressure on normal Americans wages.

Posted by: Herb at November 18, 2024 09:08 PM (tu3TF)

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Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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