They Call Me the Wanderer: No One Bothers to Fetch Joe Biden Out of the Walmart Parking Lot for the G20 "Family Picture"

In the first video below, a camera crew films the "family picture" of the G20 leaders holding hands together. A crew member asks where Biden is, and then says, "Oh my God, he's behind the palm tree," the palm tree on the left of the frame. He's showing off... sunglasses to someone or other.

In the second video, a foreign crew laughs about Biden being left out of the hand-holding photo op.

JUST IN - Biden missed the "Family Picture" at G20pic.twitter.com/1ycWWfZQUb
— Insider Paper (@TheInsiderPaper) November 18, 2024

Foreign media mocks Biden as they film him totally stranded and lost at G20.

Everyone walked off on him. pic.twitter.com/G73yawmeA9
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) November 18, 2024

The chyron says "Without Biden, the G20 Leaders Unite Together for a Photo." In Portuguese (I'm pretty sure).

Earlier, Biden gave a statement and then wandered off into the jungle to look for treasure or chupacabras something.

🚨BIDEN: JUNGLE EDITION

Exit stage left through the jungle … pic.twitter.com/tPaRjAOTbD
— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) November 17, 2024

Posted by: Ace at 03:32 PM

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1 lol

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 18, 2024 03:32 PM (N1DT3)

2 I generally dislike abuse of elders.

But Biden has long been an evil bastard.

He's funny when he turns his ire on his own side, but he's still evil.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 18, 2024 03:33 PM (N1DT3)

3 Too funny

Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2024 03:33 PM (fwDg9)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

5 Sure, but he's totally awesome when it comes to nukes. Don't test him, JACK!

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 03:35 PM (xCA6C)

6 He needs one of those backpacks with a leash.

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 03:35 PM (QzINz)

7 Pitiful evil scumbag gets lost. F*ck him.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 18, 2024 03:35 PM (/U5Yz)

8 Listen, fat, I was just looking in the jungle for the cannibals who ate my uncle. My word as a Biden!

Posted by: PabloD at November 18, 2024 03:35 PM (GIOV3)

9 A crew member asks where Biden is, and then says, "Oh my God, he's behind the palm tree," the palm tree on the left of the frame. He's showing off... sunglasses to someone or other.

Is there anyone that has less respect in government than Biden?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 18, 2024 03:35 PM (tY81A)

10 This is just a reminder that they HAD to get rid of him, even if the alternative was Kamala. This cake was baked in 2020.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 03:35 PM (xCA6C)

11 Just a mere 6 months ago, Biden was the best Biden ever and he was on TOP OF HIS GAME.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

12 I generally dislike abuse of elders.

But Biden has long been an evil bastard.

***

I voted for Biden in the 2020 DNC primary solely because I hate him and wanted to watch him flail about before dropping out.

This was when his campaign was imploding and nobody thought he’d survive another month, let alone go on to steal the Presidency.

Posted by: Apocalypse Now! at November 18, 2024 03:36 PM (FC8SQ)

13 Global Alliance Against Hunger and Poverty
......

Yeah, none of those fuckers look like they've missed any meals.

Posted by: wth at November 18, 2024 03:36 PM (v0R5T)

14 Any abuse Sundowner gets is fair dinkum

Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2024 03:36 PM (fwDg9)

15 Exit stage left through the jungle � pic.twitter.com/tPaRjAOTbD

— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) November 17, 2024

Where's a hungry python when you need one?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

16 I would love to have seen a hungry jaguar jump out of the bush and tear his smirky face off.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 18, 2024 03:37 PM (/U5Yz)

17 I'd say this is embarrassing, but holding hands is kinda gay and, let's face facts, everyone knows Biden is not running sh*t, you might as well have the janitor stand up their to represent the US.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 18, 2024 03:37 PM (XV/Pl)

18 Ace, you say that like looking for treasure or chupacabras is not a legitimate executive function.

We are never gonna suss out the UFO-deep state connection or the role squatches have played in ancient apocalypses with this kind of attitude.

Posted by: Moon is an Op at November 18, 2024 03:37 PM (zMwmR)

19 Eskimos used to send their old people off on ice floes, right? Only fitting Jill sends Joe off into the rain forest, climate change and whatnot.

Posted by: Candidus at November 18, 2024 03:37 PM (hH5FF)

20 Joe's sharp as a tack!

Posted by: WisRich at November 18, 2024 03:37 PM (G0vdT)

21 Yeah, none of those fuckers look like they've missed any meals.

Posted by: wth at November 18, 2024 03:36 PM (v0R5T)
__________________

Or photo ops.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2024 03:37 PM (YqDXo)

22 "Foreign media mocks Biden"

In Portuguese? I dunno.

Posted by: gp Voted His Way Into This at November 18, 2024 03:37 PM (0I+GC)

23 Sad that I hope the day is soon he doesn't remember he was ever president.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

24 Biden asked for it!

https://youtu.be/7y51bpWl_hY

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 03:38 PM (jgdZo)

25 I still am waiting for a reporter, just ONE reporter to dig into who exactly is running things at the White House. Who? Why won't even ONE INDEPENDENT REPORTER step up???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 03:38 PM (Hh1ER)

26 Is that a real jungle or a sound stage?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 18, 2024 03:38 PM (aD39U)

27 Eskimos...

Excuse me, First Canuckleheads is I believed the preferred term now.

Posted by: Candidus at November 18, 2024 03:38 PM (hH5FF)

28 im ded

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 18, 2024 03:38 PM (s3qiR)

29 "Honey, what did you do at work today?"

"Nothing much, just lost the President behind a palm tree for a few minutes. He said he thought there was a little girl back there, you know how he is. Same old, same old. Tuna cassarole tonight?"

Posted by: SimoHayha at November 18, 2024 03:39 PM (KfVMM)

30 It's a shame it has to be so long between the election and when Trump can be inaugurated.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 18, 2024 03:39 PM (JuZym)

31 Global alliance against hunger and poverty has grift written all over it.

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 18, 2024 03:39 PM (/6GbT)

32 Remember. This is Biden "at his best". He's "never been better".

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 03:39 PM (6QbOL)

33 "Global Alliance against Hunger and Poverty"

What a crock of shit THAT is. (makes shake-weight motion)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2024 03:39 PM (YqDXo)

34 Joe, Joe, Joe of the Jungle...

Watch out for that tree!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 18, 2024 03:39 PM (LxER7)

35 24 Biden asked for it!

https://youtu.be/7y51bpWl_hY
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024

Is this Welcome to the Jungle?

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 03:39 PM (QzINz)

36 Poverty and Hunger?
How can our poor be hungry? 70 percent are obese.

Posted by: LASue at November 18, 2024 03:39 PM (lCppi)

37 *Puffs up with pride for Joe* Flatulence expelled.

Looks like Castro's son is sort of in charge of him until the dirty depends.

He has no freaking idea which planet he is on or solar system.

So proud to be a Trump voter!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 18, 2024 03:39 PM (gi+MR)

38 "Global Alliance against Hunger and Poverty"

What a crock of shit THAT is. (makes shake-weight motion)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2024 03:39 PM (YqDXo)

Not true. It served it's purpose because not a one of them went away hungry or broke.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

39 Biden asked for it!

https://youtu.be/7y51bpWl_hY
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024

Is this Welcome to the Jungle?
Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 03:39 PM (QzINz)

Nope -- Jethro Tull, "Bungle in the Jungle"

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 03:40 PM (jgdZo)

40
Is this Welcome to the Jungle?
Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 03:39 PM (QzINz)

Thankfully, no.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

41 in the third vid, biden probably thought he was at the white house and went to find a bathroom.

but may i say, a lot of surprises this year. biden is still alive, trump clearly won the election and hardly any cities were burned down.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 18, 2024 03:40 PM (CWTWj)

42 18 Ace, you say that like looking for treasure or chupacabras is not a legitimate executive function.

We are never gonna suss out the UFO-deep state connection or the role squatches have played in ancient apocalypses with this kind of attitude.
Posted by: Moon is an Op at November

If we find a baby chupacabra, I will raise it!

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 03:40 PM (QzINz)

43 Tropic Thunder my ass....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 18, 2024 03:40 PM (Q4IgG)

44 38 lol

Posted by: gp Voted His Way Into This at November 18, 2024 03:41 PM (0I+GC)

45 Dammit Doof, ya beat me to it!

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at November 18, 2024 03:41 PM (qZdIZ)

46 Doesn't Brazil have those monkeys that will throw their own shit at you from the trees?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 18, 2024 03:41 PM (/U5Yz)

47 Biden asked for it!

https://youtu.be/7y51bpWl_hY
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024

Is this Welcome to the Jungle?
Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 03:39 PM (QzINz)

Nope -- Jethro Tull, "Bungle in the Jungle"

Given the season, I prefer Jungle Bells.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 03:41 PM (xCA6C)

48 That jungle video. Brutal.

Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2024 03:41 PM (z/jjr)

49 wandering off into the jungle instead of the clear path right in front of him...lol

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at November 18, 2024 03:41 PM (DJ7uY)

50 I just can't mock the person because there is no more person there to mock. IMO there is nothing funny about him now. Just let him fade away to whatever place his brain will take.

Reality isn't in his future anyway.

Posted by: Maybe someday i'll choose a nick and stick with it! Today is not that day. Dangerous Radical at November 18, 2024 03:41 PM (89Sog)

51 What we're really seeing is basically what has been going on the last 3 years. Except, this is without the stage management.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 18, 2024 03:41 PM (b8J4P)

52 Poverty and Hunger?
How can our poor be hungry? 70 percent are obese.

Posted by: LASue at November 18, 2024 03:39 PM (lCppi)
________________

I pointed that out to a liberal. Response?

"That's because they can't afford gym memberships!'

I'm not making that up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2024 03:41 PM (YqDXo)

53 30 It's a shame it has to be so long between the election and when Trump can be inaugurated.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 18, 2024 03:39 PM (JuZym)

Hi Fenelon.

Correct. At least the holidays distract me. Unfortunately we have to go to the liberal branch of in-laws for Thanksgiving. My husband has said if one of his Dim sisters even mentions politics we are outta there.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 18, 2024 03:41 PM (gi+MR)

54 33 "Global Alliance against Hunger and Poverty"

What a crock of shit THAT is. (makes shake-weight motion)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2024 03:39 PM (YqDXo)

The name for that is?

Capitalism... also see Free Market.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2024 03:41 PM (QAkQ3)

55 The most mentally astute Biden ever!!

- The guy who just kissed Trump's ring. Or his leather cheerio, whichever.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at November 18, 2024 03:41 PM (aYubz)

56 He was probably feeling right at home in that overgrown bush.

Posted by: ryukyu at November 18, 2024 03:41 PM (z/gEl)

57 Off topic but good.

>>@markdharris

>>🚨 The PA Supreme Court has sided with the McCormick campaign and ordering an immediate end to the unlawful acts of the counties on this issue. Again the race was over but now it’s reallyx3 over

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 03:42 PM (LkLld)

58 LOL. It looks like someone dropped a lectern down in one of those Margaritaville themed retirement communities for demented old syphilitic Parrotheads, so they can be addressed by their Maximum Leader.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2024 03:42 PM (7oYYI)

59 in the third vid, biden probably thought he was at the white house and went to find a bathroom.

I don't NEED no bathroom, Jack! Make in my pants, pal. Make in my pants.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 18, 2024 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

60 "Global Alliance against Hunger and Poverty"

ie, global alliance for making the west continue to pay off third world oligarchs

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 18, 2024 03:42 PM (CWTWj)

61 Is this Welcome to the Jungle?
Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 03:39 PM (QzINz)

Thankfully, no.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

Would you accept this?

https://youtu.be/95owtLHoMHg

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 03:42 PM (jgdZo)

62 says, "Oh my God, he's behind the palm tree,"

Arte Johnson?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 18, 2024 03:42 PM (nNkxN)

63 Do you know where you are?

Biden: ....

You're in the jungle, baby!

No, really, Joe, you're in the fucking jungle...get over on the tarmac.

Posted by: Guns 'n' Roses at November 18, 2024 03:42 PM (ZANHd)

64 I pointed that out to a liberal. Response?

"That's because they can't afford gym memberships!'

I'm not making that up.

They need a gym to take a walk?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 03:42 PM (xCA6C)

65 wandering off into the jungle instead of the clear path right in front of him...lol

You know at some point Jill told him: wherever you start going, keep going. It looks bad when you hesitate. Just keep going, we'll come get you.

Posted by: Candidus at November 18, 2024 03:42 PM (hH5FF)

66 They found him over by the Street Taco stand…

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 03:42 PM (PCK5/)

67 hope he tries that hallucegenic drug - what's it called? ayahuasca or something like that

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at November 18, 2024 03:42 PM (DJ7uY)

68 >>🚨 The PA Supreme Court has sided with the McCormick campaign and ordering an immediate end to the unlawful acts of the counties on this issue. Again the race was over but now it’s reallyx3 over

yay!!! and our state SC is liberal by the by

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 18, 2024 03:42 PM (s3qiR)

69 Get down, get down

https://youtu.be/QGKiC2suCHQ?si=D3ghC8Y3gVDGRRC1

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 03:43 PM (Hh1ER)

70 No way PDT will put up with that crap. He will always be front and center.

Posted by: fd at November 18, 2024 03:43 PM (vFG9F)

71 Exit, pursued by a bear

Posted by: W. Shakespeare at November 18, 2024 03:43 PM (yOPBE)

72 IT'S JUST A STUTTER~~!!!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2024 03:43 PM (IG4Id)

73 Dammit Doof, ya beat me to it!
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at November 18, 2024 03:41 PM (qZdIZ)

He shoots, he scores!

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 03:43 PM (jgdZo)

74 I bet he shows up for the gelato.

Posted by: Eromero at November 18, 2024 03:43 PM (jCUjT)

75 Jungle Boogie!!!

Posted by: Kool & the Gang at November 18, 2024 03:43 PM (TX4bP)

76 39
Is this Welcome to the Jungle?
Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 03:39 PM (QzINz)

Nope -- Jethro Tull, "Bungle in the Jungle"
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 03:40 PM (jgdZo)
----------------------

In the jungle, the mighty jungle
Joe Biden sharts toniiiiight
aweem-away aweem-away aweem-away.....

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 18, 2024 03:43 PM (QdGJh)

77 "F. Joe was just looking for incoming pararoopers & nukes flying in ... but mostly nukes, h8r!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Dems Haven't Been This Angry Since We Took Their Slaves Away! at November 18, 2024 03:43 PM (gorDR)

78 The jungle shuffler looks like a body double to me.

The shuffle is spot-on, but the face looks different.

Posted by: LASue at November 18, 2024 03:43 PM (lCppi)

79
Would you accept this?

https://youtu.be/95owtLHoMHg
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 03:42 PM (jgdZo)

That's only if Biden found a young girl in the jungle.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 18, 2024 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

80 65 wandering off into the jungle instead of the clear path right in front of him...lol

You know at some point Jill told him: wherever you start going, keep going. It looks bad when you hesitate. Just keep going, we'll come get you.
Posted by: Candidus at November

I hope they put an air tag on him.

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 03:43 PM (QzINz)

81 I was thinking, this time 4 years ago, we were in shock still.
Passing along any sliver of hope.
"Release the kraken," secret watermarks on ballots, daring raid on servers in Germany, etc.

But the worst, most disappointing was, " surely the Republican-controlled legislatures in GA, PA, MI and AZ won't roll over and certify this obvious fraud?"

I still remember the fat tub-o-shit chairman in MI calling a hearing, listening to hours of sworn testimony of fraud and, at the end of all that, says, "so what is your recommendation as to a law we can pass to stop this in the future?"
AYFKM?! You have the tools now!

I hope that shitbag lost his reelection.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 18, 2024 03:44 PM (m77VT)

82 Is this Welcome to the Jungle?
Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 03:39 PM (QzINz)

Nope -- Jethro Tull, "Bungle in the Jungle"
Posted by: Doof

The judges would also have accepted Tarzan Boy.

Posted by: mikeski at November 18, 2024 03:44 PM (tpSOT)

83 I still am waiting for a reporter, just ONE reporter to dig into who exactly is running things at the White House. Who? Why won't even ONE INDEPENDENT REPORTER step up???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 03:38 PM (Hh1ER)

Because none of them want a Pulitzer more than they want to tongue Democrat balloon knot.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at November 18, 2024 03:44 PM (aYubz)

84 Where’s Biden??? There he is !! New kids popup book for 2025..

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 03:44 PM (PCK5/)

85 He was probably feeling right at home in that overgrown bush.
Posted by: ryukyu at November 18, 2024 03:41 PM

Hey, Jack, Bidens don't put up with bush!

Posted by: FJB at November 18, 2024 03:44 PM (ZANHd)

86 I thought we were going to The Gap, not the GAAHP.

Posted by: Pedo Joe at November 18, 2024 03:44 PM (OguvZ)

87 JUNGLE BOOGIE - Kool and the Gang

Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2024 03:44 PM (z/jjr)

88 "Global Alliance against Hunger and Poverty"
.......

when they all held hands I thought they were going to start singing We Are The World.

Posted by: wth at November 18, 2024 03:44 PM (v0R5T)

89 This episode of Biden’s is actually funny…now that Trump will be President.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 18, 2024 03:44 PM (8hLO9)

90 Still time for old Joe to go out like R. Budd Dwyer.

Come on Joe! You Can Do it!

Posted by: Dr. Jill, Wine Mom And A Whore at November 18, 2024 03:45 PM (5MA0f)

91 He was looking for a bag of ballots.

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 03:45 PM (6QbOL)

92 I pointed that out to a liberal. Response?

"That's because they can't afford gym memberships!'

I'm not making that up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2024 03:41 PM (YqDXo)

Amazing.

Posted by: LASue at November 18, 2024 03:45 PM (lCppi)

93
I just can't mock the person because there is no more person there to mock. IMO there is nothing funny about him now. Just let him fade away to whatever place his brain will take.
Reality isn't in his future anyway.
Posted by: Maybe someday i'll choose a nick and stick with it!

I want Trump's team to have a library of Biden's screwups and play one to five of them to the FMSM everytime they complain about Trump's age, health, mental acuity, etc. Rinse and repeat.

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 18, 2024 03:45 PM (MsrgL)

94 I think he wears the aviators to hide that he has on deeply darkened contacts because one of his aneurysms left him very photosensitive

Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2024 03:45 PM (D7oie)

95 We are going to find out that all the times Joe shit himself in a tell all book.

I would feel sorry for him, if he wasn't such a POS, Fuck Him and "DOCTOR" Jill

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 18, 2024 03:45 PM (FCrpy)

96 Through the Jungle you say?

https://youtu.be/dtkeaeVAPIs

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2024 03:45 PM (ynpvh)

97 Is that jungle thing for real? I can't tell anymore.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 18, 2024 03:45 PM (OA79/)

98 No way PDT will put up with that crap. He will always be front and center.

There's the picture from China with Xi and a bunch of other mooks in the front row, and Biden in the back row. They're just humiliating him now.

Go ahead, you imbeciles, we won't forget this when Trump is back in. It is never a good idea to gratuitously insult someone with whom you have to work.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 03:45 PM (xCA6C)

99 re 57: it never ends!!! (kinison)

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 18, 2024 03:45 PM (CWTWj)

100 I miss the rains down in Africa.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 03:45 PM (LkLld)

101 Still time for old Joe to go out like R. Budd Dwyer.

Come on Joe! You Can Do it!
Posted by: Dr. Jill, Wine Mom And A Whore at November 18, 2024 03:45 PM (5MA0f)

The screeching harpies of the news media has so disappointed me.

I fully expected someone on The View or MSNBC to give me my R. Budd moment.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

102
OUT: Fuck Joe Biden.
IN: Fetch Joe Biden.

Posted by: ShainS -- Dems Haven't Been This Angry Since We Took Their Slaves Away! at November 18, 2024 03:46 PM (gorDR)

103
Eskimos used to send their old people off on ice floes, right? Only fitting Jill sends Joe off into the rain forest, climate change and whatnot.
Posted by: Candidus at November 18, 2024 03:37 PM (hH5FF)

Medieval Russians used to throw grandpa or grandma off the droshky in winter when the family was being chased by wolves.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 18, 2024 03:46 PM (y9nCu)

104 wandering off into the jungle instead of the clear path right in front of him...lol
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at November 18, 2024 03:41 PM (DJ7uY)

Yeah, that was especially strange. I wonder if he's at least partially blind.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 18, 2024 03:46 PM (Vx2Yd)

105 @57

>>The PA Supreme Court has sided with the McCormick campaign and ordering an immediate end to the unlawful acts of the counties on this issue. Again the race was over but now it’s reallyx3 over

This is great, but also bad, I want f**king heads to role and people to be made to explain how all of these allegedly found ballot are only affecting the Senate race and no other races.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 18, 2024 03:46 PM (XV/Pl)

106 I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing, and Give Them All a Coca-Cola.

Posted by: goatexchange at November 18, 2024 03:46 PM (uUeS0)

107 Did you all notice that the side by side picture of Biden and Trump had the 6'0 biden almost as tall as the 6'4" Trump?

I wonder if Trump has shrunk.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2024 03:46 PM (D7oie)

108 He was probably feeling right at home in that overgrown bush.
Posted by: ryukyu
......

Poor Joe. Always getting stuck in a hedge.

Posted by: wth at November 18, 2024 03:47 PM (v0R5T)

109 And Strike one.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

110 “…to look for treasure or chupacabras or something.”

I lol’d.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 18, 2024 03:47 PM (8hLO9)

111 “Well he pawned his teleprompter
and went to meet his man
He hangs out down on Eldorado street,
by the Pioneer Chicken Stand…”

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 03:47 PM (PCK5/)

112 Because none of them want a Pulitzer more than they want to tongue Democrat balloon knot.

Seems that way. Their two main reasons to avoid it are meaningless now

1) It might help a Republican win
2) We have to protect Biden like he's FDR in a wheelchair!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 03:47 PM (Hh1ER)

113 I miss the rains down in Africa.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 03:45 PM (LkLld)

=====

Wait, isn't it "bless"?

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024 03:47 PM (DRSnL)

114 Classic Bugs jungle boogie:

https://tinyurl.com/4d6z7px3

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 18, 2024 03:48 PM (Dm8we)

115 I wonder if Trump has shrunk.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2024 03:46 PM (D7oie)

I was in the pool!

Posted by: DJT at November 18, 2024 03:48 PM (6QbOL)

116 I don't think this one was the group photo by country alphabetical so Sundowner was in the back and China front and center.

Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2024 03:48 PM (fwDg9)

117 I sill love the picture of Trump and Abe looking all gangster as Angela Merkel lambasts Trump, it's priceless.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 18, 2024 03:48 PM (XV/Pl)

118 @57 JackStraw, great decision by the Pennsylvania SC, but as Jackson said "let's see them enforce it ". I can actually see these arrogant leftists saying nope we're counting everything anyway, we dare you to find us in contempt

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 18, 2024 03:48 PM (/y7Fe)

119 We can make fun of Sleepy Joe, but those foreigners can go piss up a rope.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2024 03:48 PM (GbZf+)

120 "Jungle" songs bingo. Mad respect to any moron who knows this one and has it on their card...

https://youtu.be/uwYjvi3LYIc

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 03:48 PM (jgdZo)

121 113 I miss the rains down in Africa.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 03:45 PM (LkLld)

=====

Wait, isn't it "bless"?

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024 03:47 PM (DRSnL)

As long as it isn't piss.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2024 03:48 PM (ynpvh)

122 I forgot how the verses went..... Tarzan Boy is the song.

Jungle life
I'm far away from nowhere
On my own like Tarzan boy
Hide-and-seek, I play alone while rushing 'cross the forest
Monkey business on a sunny afternoon

Posted by: mikeski at November 18, 2024 03:48 PM (tpSOT)

123 Well, Joe is safe. I think anaconda eat only living prey.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 18, 2024 03:48 PM (L/fGl)

124 https://tinyurl.com/ytwe6hpu

😂

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 03:48 PM (QzINz)

125 Alt Headline:

When your Lame Duck is also Retarded.

Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2024 03:48 PM (z/jjr)

126 And he wandered off into the Jungle, never to be seen again.
The End

Posted by: Beeman at November 18, 2024 03:49 PM (LhLM+)

127 America's Back. - Joe Biden

Don't stand down wind Scranton Schmo, he smells like old man ass. - World.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 18, 2024 03:49 PM (vO42M)

128 Tuna cassarole tonight?
----------------
Does anyone here really like Tuna Cassarole? Cereally.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 03:49 PM (jFCkp)

129 In the official picture Xi got the place of honor, front row, center. Sleepy Joe was relegated to the third row, far right.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2024 03:49 PM (GbZf+)

130 I will say, If I had to do that twee handshake photo op, I'd wander off instead too.

Posted by: spindrift at November 18, 2024 03:49 PM (OguvZ)

131 A discarded meat puppet, like a lost cd case for 'Too High to Die'...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at November 18, 2024 03:49 PM (xcxpd)

132 Exit, pursued by a bear
Posted by: W. Shakespeare

Thanks, Will. Funniest stage direction ever.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 18, 2024 03:49 PM (OKopO)

133 Compare and contrast:

the Bidet wandering away behind the palm tree

Trump making his entrance at UFC fight, accompanied by the Don Squad

Posted by: kallisto at November 18, 2024 03:49 PM (dCxaZ)

134 Joe's theme song rattling around in his noggin, wearing his shades:

https://tinyurl.com/3z8n88bp

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 18, 2024 03:50 PM (gi+MR)

135 >>Wait, isn't it "bless"?

Yes, but it's more fun this way.

It's like assless chaps. Someone will always point out that all chaps are assless.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 03:50 PM (LkLld)

136 I pointed that out to a liberal. Response?

"That's because they can't afford gym memberships!'

I'm not making that up.

They need a gym to take a walk?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 03:42 PM (xCA6C)

They can't afford to save money by eating less.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2024 03:50 PM (YqDXo)

137 56 He was probably feeling right at home in that overgrown bush

Probably mistook it for a 13 year old's scalp.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 18, 2024 03:50 PM (gKWVE)

138 Joe Biden is the anthropomorphization of the democratic party.

He is a an avatar of the pulsive corpse.

that shit is hard to spell, bro.

Mitch McConnell is the anthropomorphization of a living corpse.

Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 03:50 PM (fV+MH)

139 126 And he wandered off into the Jungle, never to be seen again.
The End

Posted by: Beeman at November 18, 2024 03:49 PM (LhLM+)

George of the Jungle >>> Joe of the Jungle

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2024 03:50 PM (ynpvh)

140 JUNGLE BOOGIE

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=t9Z-nd-7nK4

Posted by: 24-7 SPYZ at November 18, 2024 03:50 PM (z/jjr)

141 Did you all notice that the side by side picture of Biden and Trump had the 6'0 biden almost as tall as the 6'4" Trump?

Eh, I've lost about an inch and a half in height over the last 20 years. It would be very odd if Trump did not lose some height, its normal for humans.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 03:50 PM (Hh1ER)

142 America's Back? More like America's Taint.

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 03:50 PM (6QbOL)

143 Biden looks like he dressed in a jim Jones get up in the jungle walk.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 18, 2024 03:50 PM (OA79/)

144
Yeah, old Joe has lost a step or two. Maybe I should stop by the WH and give him some pointers on how to look lucid and alive

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at November 18, 2024 03:50 PM (EFZgU)

145 He's a Jungle Man.

https://youtu.be/M9DYx6OAYIc

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 18, 2024 03:51 PM (i24o9)

146 135 >>Wait, isn't it "bless"?

Yes, but it's more fun this way.

It's like assless chaps. Someone will always point out that all chaps are assless.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 03:50 PM (LkLld)

So like an ATM machine or hot water heater...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2024 03:51 PM (ynpvh)

147 I miss the rains down in Africa.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 03:45 PM (LkLld)

---------------

BREAKING: An Animatronic Version of F. Joe Mugabe Signed to Star in Upcoming Netflix Project "Tropic Thunder 2: Diaper-Shart Boogaloo. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Dems Haven't Been This Angry Since We Took Their Slaves Away! at November 18, 2024 03:51 PM (gorDR)

148 This episode of Biden’s is actually funny…now that Trump will be President.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 18, 2024 03:44 PM (8hLO9)

No, they were always funny.

I was fairly sure Harris would win. "Her" Presidency would be exactly same as "Biden's" and "Obama's" before him, so I said the only thing i was really bummed about would be going from the funniest President ever to the least funny person ever born.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2024 03:51 PM (7oYYI)

149 Love and Rockets. Nice.

All permutations of Bauhaus are welcome!

Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2024 03:51 PM (z/jjr)

150 Hey! I'm looking for the Lost City of El Dorito. No kidding. Kamala is out their in the jungle right now with an advance party led by some guy named "Ayahuasca". Sound like an interesting trip. Anyway, Jill says look out there might be Amazon woman, but I think they are hanging out with Bezos.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at November 18, 2024 03:51 PM (vFG9F)

151
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=t9Z-nd-7nK4
Posted by: 24-7 SPYZ at November 18, 2024 03:50 PM (z/jjr)

Spyz in da House is the ringtone for me on my brother's phone.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

152 @129/Huck: That placement says a lot. *sighs*

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 18, 2024 03:52 PM (O7YUW)

153 No one appreciates my sense of humor or the Muppets.

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 03:52 PM (QzINz)

154 Someone should cut that song, Jungle Man into that clip of FJB wandering around the Amazon looking for young natives to shower with.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 18, 2024 03:52 PM (i24o9)

155 Eh, I've lost about an inch and a half in height over the last 20 years. It would be very odd if Trump did not lose some height, its normal for humans.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

And Biden's Weeble-Wobble shoes account for the other 2".

Posted by: mikeski at November 18, 2024 03:52 PM (tpSOT)

156 Eh, I've lost about an inch and a half in height over the last 20 years. It would be very odd if Trump did not lose some height, its normal for humans.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 03:50 PM (Hh1ER)

I wonder why Biden hasn't, since he is much more frail.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2024 03:52 PM (D7oie)

157 Eh, I've lost about an inch and a half in height over the last 20 years. It would be very odd if Trump did not lose some height, its normal for humans.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 03:50 PM (Hh1ER)

But you'd still be center on the Horde basketball team.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 18, 2024 03:52 PM (kTd/k)

158 BREAKING: An Animatronic Version of F. Joe Mugabe Signed to Star in Upcoming Netflix Project "Tropic Thunder 2: Diaper-Shart Boogaloo. Developing ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Dems Haven't Been This Angry Since We Took Their Slaves Away! at November 18, 2024 03:51 PM (gorDR)

But he's already gone full retard

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 03:52 PM (jgdZo)

159 There seem to be a lot more than 20 "leaders" in that photo.

Posted by: spindrift at November 18, 2024 03:53 PM (OguvZ)

160 Oddly, no one has asked Kamala how she's doing.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 03:53 PM (jFCkp)

161 Oddly, no one has asked Kamala how she's doing.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 03:53 PM (jFCkp)

Has anyone seen her lately?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

162 " America's Back? More like America's Taint.
Posted by: .."

America has a hot Milfy ass.

Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 03:53 PM (fV+MH)

163 160 Oddly, no one has asked Kamala how she's doing.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 03:53

Where is she? Packing?

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 03:53 PM (QzINz)

164 I don't care if it's Deep Fake or not.
It's accurate.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 18, 2024 03:53 PM (/lPRQ)

165 Don LeMóni, a gay man and a gay journalist, would like you to know he has adopted the Greek spelling for his surname as it aligns with his values and that he didn't peek at X.com once over the weekend using an anonymous account which he most certainly would never admit to having.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 18, 2024 03:54 PM (vO42M)

166 Don't know what color your eyes are, baby
But your hair is long and brown
Your legs are strong, and you're so, so long
And you don't come from this town

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 03:54 PM (LkLld)

167 Dammit, wrong tune above...however I do have excellent taste in music.

Joe's theme song in what's left of his mind

https://tinyurl.com/s4hnbpa5

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 18, 2024 03:54 PM (gi+MR)

168 It's absolutely fantastic...all these athletes, actors, etc., who actually have the BIG balls to dance! To Trump's music!
Thanx America! Maybe, just maybe, we can come back!
Hi youz Morons🤪!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 18, 2024 03:54 PM (Z25uN)

169 "Jungle" songs bingo. Mad respect to any moron who knows this one and has it on their card...

https://youtu.be/uwYjvi3LYIc

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 03:48 PM (jgdZo)

Bound for Hell apropos, as well.

https://youtu.be/kpvPu62oYEA

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 18, 2024 03:54 PM (i24o9)

170 "Global Alliance against Hunger and Poverty"
.......

when they all held hands I thought they were going to start singing We Are The World.

Posted by: wth at November 18, 2024 03:44 PM (v0R5T)
________________

Passerby: "GET A ROOM!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2024 03:54 PM (YqDXo)

171 Has anyone seen her lately?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

Only her weed dealer.

Posted by: spindrift at November 18, 2024 03:54 PM (OguvZ)

172 "No one appreciates my sense of humor or the Muppets.
Posted by: Piper"

I appreciate you , bitch.

Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 03:54 PM (fV+MH)

173 Love and Rockets. Nice.

All permutations of Bauhaus are welcome!
Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2024 03:51 PM (z/jjr)

Figured you'd be among those who appreciated it.

Great song from a different permutation...

https://youtu.be/lhNWiJol3hE

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 03:55 PM (jgdZo)

174 "Jungle" songs bingo. Mad respect to any moron who knows this one and has it on their card...

See the jungle when it's wet with rain

Identify the song. (no peeking)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS9QdF_0I8Q

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 03:55 PM (xCA6C)

175 The Wanderer?
Hell no. Jungle Boogie Dammit!

Posted by: Kool and the Gang at November 18, 2024 03:55 PM (CwGN+)

176 Odds that F. Joe's body will be misplaced at his funeral?

Likely the hearse will be stolen by a Venezuelan gang member out for a teenage joyride ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Dems Haven't Been This Angry Since We Took Their Slaves Away! at November 18, 2024 03:55 PM (gorDR)

177 139 126 And he wandered off into the Jungle, never to be seen again.
The End

Posted by: Beeman at November 18, 2024 03:49 PM (LhLM+)

George of the Jungle >>> Joe of the Jungle
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 18, 2024 03:50 PM (ynpvh)

/Points towards a Volcano...

Well, he does have a Brain Cloud....

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2024 03:55 PM (QAkQ3)

178 Boobs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

179
Joe, Joe, Joe of the Jungle
Senile as he can be
Awaahahahahah, Fat!
Watch out for that tree!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 18, 2024 03:55 PM (eDfFs)

180 105 @57

>>The PA Supreme Court has sided with the McCormick campaign and ordering an immediate end to the unlawful acts of the counties on this issue. Again the race was over but now it’s reallyx3 over

This is great, but also bad, I want f**king heads to role and people to be made to explain how all of these allegedly found ballot are only affecting the Senate race and no other races.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 18, 2024 03:46 PM (XV/Pl)

It won't stop until the Governor (D) sends state police to seize the unlawful ballots and arrests everyone in the Bucks County Election Office. Remember how this went last time? Ballots were unlawfully declared lawful after removing them from the envelopes, then the ballots (now untraceable) were put in with valid ballots and counted. Once a ballot is separated from its envelope, it looks no different from originally declared-valid ballots. IIRC.

Posted by: Gref at November 18, 2024 03:55 PM (aBgBM)

181 by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 03:53 PM (jFCkp)

Has anyone seen her lately?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Last seen escorting aliens at the border.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 18, 2024 03:55 PM (/lPRQ)

182
Maybe Biden being excluded from photos of public gatherings is OK. Begins the process of forgetting him.

The sneering laughter of foreigners highlights how badly Democrats have failed the nation. Kamala Harris would be treated no better.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 18, 2024 03:56 PM (d4X7t)

183 Oddly, no one has asked Kamala how she's doing.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 03:53 PM (jFCkp)

Has anyone seen her lately?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)
_______________

She's in witness protection. Along with DOCTOR Jill.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2024 03:56 PM (YqDXo)

184 147 I miss the rains down in Africa.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 03:45 PM (LkLld)

I love that song by Toto...unless you are joking. I found it again, randomly, hanging outside on our deck before the election.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 18, 2024 03:57 PM (gi+MR)

185 Joe, Joe, Joe of the Jungle,
Strong as he can be
Argh
Watch out for that tree...

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 03:57 PM (jFCkp)

186 Global Alliance against Hunger and Poverty

"And against puppies being sad and that bastard Brian who stood me up for our second date last Saturday, god I hate him"

Posted by: gKWVE at November 18, 2024 03:57 PM (gKWVE)

187 Every time I feel a sympathetic impulse for Biden, I picture this ...

https://tinyurl.com/2j5cphje

... and I'm cured.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 18, 2024 03:57 PM (wzAuc)

188 /Points towards a Volcano...

Well, he does have a Brain Cloud....
Posted by: Romeo13

That flick was peak Meg Ryan.

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 03:57 PM (v6JzV)

189 >>🚨 The PA Supreme Court has sided with the McCormick campaign and ordering an immediate end to the unlawful acts of the counties on this issue. Again the race was over but now it’s reallyx3 over
Posted by: JackStraw
*****
So PA State Troopers will be cuffing that arrogant bitch in Bucks County?

Posted by: Cosda at November 18, 2024 03:57 PM (8Z5Bd)

190 Dammit, wrong tune above...however I do have excellent taste in music.
Joe's theme song in what's left of his mind
https://tinyurl.com/s4hnbpa5
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 18, 2024 03:54 PM (gi+MR)

I thought it was going to be The Pixies.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2024 03:57 PM (D7oie)

191 Oh. And BTW....
Does poor old Joe even knows where he's at? Feelin' sorry (kinda) for the guy....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 18, 2024 03:58 PM (Z25uN)

192 >>I love that song by Toto...unless you are joking. I found it again, randomly, hanging outside on our deck before the election.

No, I do like it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 03:58 PM (LkLld)

193 The sneering laughter of foreigners highlights how badly Democrats have failed the nation. Kamala Harris would be treated no better.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 18, 2024 03:56 PM (d4X7t)
___________________

Democrats: "Joe and Kamala have restored America's standing in the world."

Me: (laughs bitterly)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2024 03:58 PM (YqDXo)

194 JUNGLE SOUL

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=UGBp3Xhvpa4

Posted by: LONNIE SMITH at November 18, 2024 03:58 PM (z/jjr)

195 83 I still am waiting for a reporter, just ONE reporter to dig into who exactly is running things at the White House. Who? Why won't even ONE INDEPENDENT REPORTER step up???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 03:38 PM (Hh1ER)

Because none of them want a Pulitzer more than they want to tongue Democrat balloon knot.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at November 18, 2024 03:44 PM (aYubz)

It's funny that FOX's The Dooce hasn't tried to find this out, either.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 18, 2024 03:58 PM (eg8YQ)

196 Only her weed dealer.
Posted by: spindrift

That fake doesn't use weed. She's alcohol and pills. I doubt she even knows which end of the bong to put the pot in.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 18, 2024 03:58 PM (KAi1n)

197 Roomba diplomacy. Zooooooooommmmm!!!!

The truly amazing thing is that he is still doing a better job that Kamala could in their diminished capacity ticket.

My 90 year old man calls Harris, "Hillary Clinton with brain damage." He calls Joe Biden, "Dandelion seed," because he never seems to have a destination in mind.

Posted by: Orson at November 18, 2024 03:59 PM (dIske)

198
seems like the whole world is acting like the teacher just came back into the classroom

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at November 18, 2024 03:59 PM (gY0JQ)

199 Dammit, wrong tune above...however I do have excellent taste in music.
......

Badge (1969) is never wrong.

Posted by: wth at November 18, 2024 03:59 PM (v0R5T)

200 She's in witness protection. Along with DOCTOR Jill.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2024 03:56 PM (YqDXo)

Here is hoping they are in the same room at the Value 8 on the freeway exit, wondering if they should call the anti-human trafficking number on the sticker on the mirror on the bureau

Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2024 03:59 PM (D7oie)

201 Oh. And BTW....
Does poor old Joe even knows where he's at? Feelin' sorry (kinda) for the guy....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 18, 2024 03:58 PM (Z25uN)

Do not feel sorry for that evil piece of shit. That man deserves everything that happens to him going forward. Every bit of it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

202 191 Oh. And BTW....
Does poor old Joe even knows where he's at? Feelin' sorry (kinda) for the guy....
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Hi, friend!

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 03:59 PM (QzINz)

203 Been a long time since I've heard any Love and Rockets. I think they had the same mixer as REM, where the vocalist is in another room from the mic

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 03:59 PM (Hh1ER)

204 He needs an adult "stroller" and then tie his shoelaces together. (What I did to my toddler kids riding in strollers.)

Posted by: L - Rooster today, feather duster tomorrow. But not w/o a fight. at November 18, 2024 03:59 PM (NFX2v)

205 He'll take each of those G20 leaders behind the school house and beat the Hell out of em.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 18, 2024 03:59 PM (Da7Vv)

206 Dammit, wrong tune above...however I do have excellent taste in music.
Joe's theme song in what's left of his mind
https://tinyurl.com/s4hnbpa5
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 18, 2024 03:54 PM (gi+MR)

I thought it was going to be The Pixies.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2024 03:57 PM (D7oie)

I thought it was going to be the Bus to Beelzebub.

https://youtu.be/KQMjPw6DOJU

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 18, 2024 03:59 PM (i24o9)

207 Bonk bonk on the head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 18, 2024 04:00 PM (W+hlF)

208 Damn, F. Joe is nearly fully bald.

Didn't those hair plugs come with a warranty? Something like 50 years or 500 million Amtrak miles?

Posted by: ShainS -- Dems Haven't Been This Angry Since We Took Their Slaves Away! at November 18, 2024 04:00 PM (gorDR)

209 If hunger and poverty ever went away so would the alliance against it.

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 04:00 PM (6QbOL)

210 Howdy COMM! Good to see you among the daywalkers!

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 04:00 PM (jgdZo)

211 @ 183

Witless Protection from Hitler

https://tinyurl.com/bde54nhs

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 18, 2024 04:00 PM (gi+MR)

212 Oddly, no one has asked Kamala how she's doing.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 03:53 PM (jFCkp)

Has anyone seen her lately?

Not seen, but I think she's in that jungle with an ice cream and a shiv.

Posted by: Candidus at November 18, 2024 04:00 PM (hH5FF)

213 Thinkin' 'bout the times you drove in my car
Thinkin' that I might have drove you too far
And I'm thinkin' 'bout the love that you laid on my table

I told you not to wander 'round in the dark
I told you 'bout the swans, that they live in the park
Then I told you 'bout our kid, now he's married to Mabel

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 04:00 PM (jFCkp)

214 >>Spyz in da House is the ringtone for me on my brother's phone.

Awesome. Those guys put on some AMAZING shows back in the 1990 era.
I saw them play with all sorts of great bands and they always killed.

Posted by: LONNIE SMITH at November 18, 2024 04:00 PM (z/jjr)

215 sockOFF

Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2024 04:01 PM (z/jjr)

216 This is Manatee Awareness Month. Please be aware of you Manatees.

Posted by: The Huge Manatee at November 18, 2024 04:01 PM (z0QHk)

217 Holy cow...
I can't ever keep up with the Horde...
I hope I see y'all tonight....🙃

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 18, 2024 04:01 PM (Z25uN)

218 Heard something funny today, work I ng with another Trump guy and a Leftist co-workers, Trump's guy asked me if I thought before the election if Trjmp would win. Told him I thought so. He told me our Leftist co-worker was devastated and he believed the poling.

Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2024 04:01 PM (fwDg9)

219 201 Oh. And BTW....
Does poor old Joe even knows where he's at? Feelin' sorry (kinda) for the guy....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 18, 2024 03:58 PM (Z25uN)

Do not feel sorry for that evil piece of shit. That man deserves everything that happens to him going forward. Every bit of it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

I would love very little more than Trump formally investigating the 2020 election and finding out that Trump actually won that one as well. Biden wouldn't even have the comfort of knowing that he beat Trump at all.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 18, 2024 04:01 PM (eg8YQ)

220 "The PA Supreme Court has sided with the McCormick campaign and ordering an immediate end to the unlawful acts of the counties on this issue. Again the race was over but now it’s reallyx3 over"

========

The statewide recount begins Wednesday and has to be complete by Tuesday the 26th.

Nothing is over until Democrats decide it is.

Posted by: Jay in PA at November 18, 2024 04:01 PM (i7Q7S)

221 The sneering laughter of foreigners highlights how badly Democrats have failed the nation. Kamala Harris would be treated no better.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 18, 2024 03:56 PM (d4X7t)
___________________

I don't like Biden but this grates at me.

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at November 18, 2024 04:02 PM (DJ7uY)

222 You might not like Toto but damn that band was an incredible mix of musicians. Just listen to Porcaro's drums on Rosanna, for example.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 04:02 PM (Hh1ER)

223 Heard something funny today, work I ng with another Trump guy and a Leftist co-workers, Trump's guy asked me if I thought before the election if Trjmp would win. Told him I thought so. He told me our Leftist co-worker was devastated and he believed the poling.

Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2024 04:01 PM (fwDg9)

I accidentally sent the UK clip from last thread to a lib friend. He'll take it in stride, I am sure, but oops.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 18, 2024 04:02 PM (i24o9)

224 213 Thinkin' 'bout the times you drove in my car
Thinkin' that I might have drove you too far
And I'm thinkin' 'bout the love that you laid on my table

I told you not to wander 'round in the dark
I told you 'bout the swans, that they live in the park
Then I told you 'bout our kid, now he's married to Mabel
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 04:00 PM (jFCkp)

Hi, Pudin...my father's nickname for me was Puddin'

I LOVE this song by Cream. Always have. Made no sense lyically and did not care. Sort of like the past four years of Obiden

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 18, 2024 04:02 PM (gi+MR)

225 Oddly, no one has asked Kamala how she's doing.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Didn't care enough about her before the election...

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 18, 2024 04:02 PM (tY81A)

226 Been a long time since I've heard any Love and Rockets. I think they had the same mixer as REM, where the vocalist is in another room from the mic
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 03:59 PM (Hh1ER)

Quite a few of their tunes are in regular rotation for me. Has been that way since the mid 80s. If I dust off my acoustic guitar, I can probably still play every song from Earth, Sun, Moon.

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 04:02 PM (jgdZo)

227 This is Manatee Awareness Month. Please be aware of you Manatees.

Posted by: The Huge Manatee at November 18, 2024 04:01 PM (z0QHk)

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Cards and letters are pouring in from all over the world to Whoopi in celebration ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Dems Haven't Been This Angry Since We Took Their Slaves Away! at November 18, 2024 04:03 PM (gorDR)

228 Yesterday Biden gave Ukraine permission to use US long range missiles to hit Russia.

Today Trump sends a message to both Putin and Zelensky to call him before doing anything.

Dad's home.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 04:03 PM (LkLld)

229 Folks, I still remember the last time I was in the Amazon! The river steamer I was on was attacked by pirates! Beau and I fought them off with pushups! Saved a lot of folks from scalping that day. Not kidding! My word as a...as a...uhmmm...you know the thing. Anyway, my good friend the President of Bra Straps and I will end piracy in the Red Sea! No, in the Amazon, yes, in the Amazon! Where I once fought pirates myself!

Posted by: Joe, still looking for the tapioca pudding grown in the jungle here at November 18, 2024 04:04 PM (aBgBM)

230 >>Doesn't Brazil have those monkeys that will throw their own shit at you from the trees?

Posted by: Maj. Healey

Well, we have the Senate.

Posted by: Aviator at November 18, 2024 04:04 PM (HQ9Sl)

231 The funniest thing about Brandon is that he sold his soul for the Presidency, and this is the one the Devil gave him. They can have a good laugh about that in a few months or so.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2024 04:04 PM (7oYYI)

232 If you think those loons in Bucks County separated the illegal ballots from the legal ones, well.....LOL

Posted by: Jay in PA at November 18, 2024 04:04 PM (i7Q7S)

233 Yesterday Biden gave Ukraine permission to use US long range missiles to hit Russia.

Today Trump sends a message to both Putin and Zelensky to call him before doing anything.

Dad's home.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 04:03 PM (LkLld)

I'm actually surprised there hasn't been any attempts on Zelensky's life yet.

His people have GOT to be getting tired of his shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)

234 Yesterday Biden gave Ukraine permission to use US long range missiles to hit Russia.

Today Trump sends a message to both Putin and Zelensky to call him before doing anything.

Dad's home.
Posted by: JackStraw

That's beautiful.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 18, 2024 04:04 PM (tY81A)

235 >>Earth, Sun, Moon.

That's a great record. Very underappreciated, imo.

...if the trail goes back to Bauhaus, you can't go wrong.

Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2024 04:04 PM (z/jjr)

236 I LOVE this song by Cream. Always have. Made no sense lyically and did not care. Sort of like the past four years of Obiden
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Well 'told you about our son now he's married to Mabel' is the give away.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 04:04 PM (jFCkp)

237 Doesn't Brazil have those monkeys that will throw their own shit at you from the trees?

You're going to have to be more specific

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 04:05 PM (Hh1ER)

238 Makes me think many Leftists trapped in their bubble totally bought the Propaganda hook line and sinker.

Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2024 04:05 PM (fwDg9)

239 Joe and Mika would like you to know they didn't use mouthwash after leaving Mar-a-Lago.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 18, 2024 04:05 PM (vO42M)

240 See the jungle when it's wet with rain

"You belong to me." Homer and Jethro had a memorable version.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at November 18, 2024 04:05 PM (zdLoL)

241 I will grant you unlimited power and then hit you with dementia. Really standard devil stuff.

Posted by: Beelzebub at November 18, 2024 04:05 PM (aD39U)

242 >>So PA State Troopers will be cuffing that arrogant bitch in Bucks County?

Maybe someone with a bit more weight.

>>@IanJaeger29
·
>>3h
BREAKING: Trump’s campaign manager, Chris LaCivita says that the Officials in Bucks County, Pennsylvania that are openly admitting to counting illegal ballots, “They will go to jail, count on it.”

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 04:05 PM (LkLld)

243 That fake doesn't use weed. She's alcohol and pills. I doubt she even knows which end of the bong to put the pot in.
Posted by: SFGoth

Yeah, that's it Kamala, when the smoke clears then you slam back the water like a double shot of tequila.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 18, 2024 04:06 PM (/lPRQ)

244 Today Trump sends a message to both Putin and Zelensky to call him before doing anything.

Dad's home.
Posted by: JackStraw
_______________________________

Has Weissman filed a FARA violation charge yet?

Posted by: Orson at November 18, 2024 04:06 PM (dIske)

245 It's funny that FOX's The Dooce hasn't tried to find this out, either.

Katherine Herridge, Emerald Robinson, ANY of them. There's a lot of indy people out there who could do it but none of them seem remotely interested.

Just like nobody wanted to dig into where and how the BLM riots were formed, how people were transported, where the food and supplies came from. No interest at all, no curiosity, NO REPORTING.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 04:06 PM (Hh1ER)

246 No, I do like it.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 03:58 PM (LkLld)

I get hooked on a song and play it to death on my phone. I think it annoys my husband at times. But he puts up with me because he says I entertain him.

When we met, age 22, he liked me for other reasons. He kindly tells me I don't look my age, so I'll keep him.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 18, 2024 04:06 PM (gi+MR)

247 221 The sneering laughter of foreigners highlights how badly Democrats have failed the nation. Kamala Harris would be treated no better.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 18, 2024 03:56 PM (d4X7t)
___________________

I don't like Biden but this grates at me.
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at November 18, 2024 04:02 PM (DJ7uY)

Don't blame Biden. Blame the press, the White House the foreign governments, the Dems, and the Republicans if I'm being honest. Absolutely everyone in D.C. knew that Biden was mentally incapable of performing his duties - probably since 2017. They all hid that from the American people, putting us and the rest of the world in danger. I won't forgive them for that.

As for the Republicans, Kevin McCarthy admitted as much after he was defenestrated from the House. He saw him, and knew he couldn't handle the job. Even now, nobody is saying anything. Infuriating.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 18, 2024 04:06 PM (eg8YQ)

248 The statewide recount begins Wednesday and has to be complete by Tuesday the 26th.

Nothing is over until Democrats decide it is.
Posted by: Jay in PA at November 18, 2024 04:01 PM (i7Q7S)

***

“Democracy” means “counting votes until the Democrat wins, then stopping.”

Posted by: Apocalypse Now! at November 18, 2024 04:07 PM (FC8SQ)

249 That's a great record. Very underappreciated, imo.

...if the trail goes back to Bauhaus, you can't go wrong.
Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2024 04:04 PM (z/jjr)

They had a really good 3-album stretch with Seventh Dream, Express, and Earth/Sun/Moon. Fizzled a bit after that, IMO. But overall, I think they're underappreciated.

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 04:07 PM (jgdZo)

250 This is elder abuse. I should know, I shaved inches off the leg of his walker

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 18, 2024 04:07 PM (wBaIH)

251 I generally dislike abuse of elders.

But Biden has long been an evil bastard.

He's funny when he turns his ire on his own side, but he's still evil.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 18, 2024 03:33 PM (N1DT3)

Time is getting short and he needs to repent of his sins. Nobody in personal contact with him loves him enough to tell him this.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at November 18, 2024 04:07 PM (pJWtt)

252 "The PA Supreme Court has sided with the McCormick campaign and ordering an immediate end to the unlawful acts of the counties on this issue. Again the race was over but now it’s reallyx3 over"

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They should have also held every criminal Dem involved in this in contempt of court -- and thrown them in prison for an indefinite period of time.

CUTESY TIME IS OVER!

Posted by: ShainS -- Dems Haven't Been This Angry Since We Took Their Slaves Away! at November 18, 2024 04:07 PM (t4KWL)

253 https://youtu.be/u5ug4ZyArPw?si=DkyzzYqMPBR5sueC

Stranded in the Jungle

Posted by: Toad-0 at November 18, 2024 04:07 PM (cct0t)

254 Because none of them want a Pulitzer more than they want to tongue Democrat balloon knot.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at November 18, 2024 03:44 PM

--

Please see Article 6, paragraph 3, item 7 of the nomination requirements.

"Eschewing the Democrat balloon knot, when offered, shall result in rejection."

Posted by: Columbia University at November 18, 2024 04:07 PM (wzAuc)

255 >>Doesn't Brazil have those monkeys that will throw their own shit at you from the trees?

Africa definitely does. Saw it myself while I was blessing the rain.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 04:07 PM (LkLld)

256 Oddly, no one has asked Kamala how she's doing.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 03:53 PM (jFCkp)

Has anyone seen her lately?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)
_______________

She's in witness protection. Along with DOCTOR Jill.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2024 03:56 PM (YqDXo)

The belong in witless protection, in female gorilla suits, on a return to the jungle trip to Africa....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 18, 2024 04:08 PM (VNX3d)

257 I generally dislike abuse of elders.

But Biden has long been an evil bastard.

He will stand before God soon. The man is one of the worst humans ever to stain this country, and every one of his supposed supports knew it all along. He needs Jesus, but I don't see that happening.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 04:08 PM (Hh1ER)

258 While Joe wanders around in the jungle, rumor is Trump is going to Starbase tomorrow for Starship launch.

Posted by: WisRich at November 18, 2024 04:08 PM (G0vdT)

259 160 Oddly, no one has asked Kamala how she's doing.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 03:53 PM (jFCkp)

Working on her third two liter Yeager bomb keg.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 18, 2024 04:09 PM (OA79/)

260 >>They had a really good 3-album stretch with Seventh Dream, Express, and Earth/Sun/Moon. Fizzled a bit after that, IMO.

Without Daniel Ash/Bauhaus there would never have been a Jane's Addiction.

Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2024 04:09 PM (z/jjr)

261 Seriously is that jungle footage legit? It's insane to think he's so out if it.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 18, 2024 04:09 PM (OA79/)

262 Well 'told you about our son now he's married to Mabel' is the give away.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 04:04 PM (jFCkp)

I am a dim bulb about some things, dahlin'

My husband just asked why the checkbook was on the floor of the laundry room. Well, in reality it was because I dropped it, as I was bringing towels upstairs as I multitask for stairs. We only write about 3 checks/year and I got distracted by something...

I told him I thought this was more organized for the checkbook than his office. He told me, laughing,"You are a sick woman."

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 18, 2024 04:10 PM (gi+MR)

263 Without Daniel Ash/Bauhaus there would never have been a Jane's Addiction.
Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2024 04:09 PM (z/jjr)

Solid point. JA was never my thing, but I see the connection.

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 04:10 PM (jgdZo)

264 https://www.americanthinker.com/migrant.benefits without bottom laken riley's accused killer got a free flight from new york to georgia

Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2024 04:11 PM (fwDg9)

265 /Points towards a Volcano...

Well, he does have a Brain Cloud....
Posted by: Romeo13

It has that fish that will supposedly swim up your wiener.

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 04:11 PM (v6JzV)

266 I don't like Biden but this grates at me.
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at November 18, 2024 04:02 PM (DJ7uY)

Don't blame Biden. Blame the press, the White House the foreign governments, the Dems, and the Republicans if I'm being honest. Absolutely everyone in D.C. knew that Biden was mentally incapable of performing his duties - probably since 2017. They all hid that from the American people, putting us and the rest of the world in danger. I won't forgive them for that.

As for the Republicans, Kevin McCarthy admitted as much after he was defenestrated from the House. He saw him, and knew he couldn't handle the job. Even now, nobody is saying anything. Infuriating.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 18, 2024 04:06 PM (eg8YQ)

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Well-said, Darrell.

+1

Posted by: ShainS -- Dems Haven't Been This Angry Since We Took Their Slaves Away! at November 18, 2024 04:11 PM (t4KWL)

267 258 While Joe wanders around in the jungle, rumor is Trump is going to Starbase tomorrow for Starship launch.
Posted by: WisRich at November 18, 2024 04:08 PM (G0vdT)

Brandon: "uhhhh uhh muh butt's been wiped heh heh heh!"

Trump: "cool story, bruh. Gotta go. My boy Elon's launching one of his new super rockets before we talk about all of your friends getting fired. Later."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2024 04:11 PM (7oYYI)

268 The funniest thing about Brandon is that he sold his soul for the Presidency, and this is the one the Devil gave him. They can have a good laugh about that in a few months or so.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2024 04:04 PM (7oYYI)

Yeah, Biden's really does look like a Devil's Deal Presidency.

Biden becomes Senile buffoon as Preezy
Obama really the one running the show instead of Biden
sounds like total clown with his "Milton Friedman doesn't run this town anymore" brag then craters the US economy with runaway inflation just as MF would've predicted
B=Generally hated by the voters
etc
etc

Of course, all the Devil got was the dried up, twisted little squib of weasel shit that is Joe's soul, so-

call it even.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 18, 2024 04:11 PM (eDfFs)

269 I'm out for a while, Hordelings. Catch some of you on the ONT or perhaps nibbling on the late crumbs in the Cafe.

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 04:12 PM (jgdZo)

270 I told him I thought this was more organized for the checkbook than his office. He told me, laughing,"You are a sick woman."
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You should have told him you were paying the pool boy.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 04:12 PM (jFCkp)

271 265 Oops. Cut/paste fail.

Doesn't Brazil have those monkeys that will throw their own shit at you from the trees?

It has that fish that will supposedly swim up your wiener.

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 04:12 PM (v6JzV)

272 Kamala's story is hilarious she went from nobody who does nothing to SUMMER OF JOY SO MUCH ACCOMPLISH MUCH LEADER to nothing again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 04:12 PM (Hh1ER)

273 While I truly despise Joe Biden, I like the G-20 pompous asses even less.

And you know those people will show just about the same amount of deference to PDT as they did Joe, only they'll do it behind his back.

I cannot believe I'm being put in the position of defending Joe but those mincing ponces have managed something I considered to be impossible.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 04:13 PM (tT6L1)

274 On the top of Sugarloaf Mountain in Rio you will be swarmed by this little buggers looking for food handouts. Don't do it. They are worse than seagulls.

https://tinyurl.com/tzvw7h4s

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 04:13 PM (LkLld)

275 BabylonBee: In Last Ditch Attempt To Prevent Trump From Taking Office, Democrats Start World War 3

Posted by: SMOD at November 18, 2024 04:13 PM (RHGPo)

276 Pisses me off to see an American president laughed at by countries that depend on us for almost everything.

But it makes me happy to know that they're laughing at a guy who hates my guts.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 18, 2024 04:13 PM (KbCG3)

277 >>It has that fish that will supposedly swim up your wiener.

And pink dolphins that swim in the Amazon.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 04:14 PM (LkLld)

278 Doesn't Brazil have those monkeys that will throw their own shit at you from the trees?

It has that fish that will supposedly swim up your wiener.
Posted by: Bulg
.....

and the girls floss their butt cracks at the beach.

Posted by: wth at November 18, 2024 04:14 PM (v0R5T)

279 272 Kamala's story is hilarious she went from nobody who does nothing to SUMMER OF JOY SO MUCH ACCOMPLISH MUCH LEADER to nothing again.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 04:12 PM (Hh1ER)
______________________________

I just went to try and bring up the VP schedule (she IS still the VP, right?) They haven't updated anything since Nov. 6th.

Posted by: Orson at November 18, 2024 04:14 PM (dIske)

280 Seriously is that jungle footage legit? It's insane to think he's so out if it.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 18, 2024 04:09 PM (OA79/)

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Ace Ventura: The Sundowner Years.

Posted by: ShainS -- Dems Haven't Been This Angry Since We Took Their Slaves Away! at November 18, 2024 04:15 PM (gS+K8)

281 I got yer pink dolphin RIGHT HEAH

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2024 04:15 PM (7oYYI)

282 For some unfathomable reason Joe signed a proclamation saying he was the first President to visit the Amazon....and actually it was Teddy Roosevelt who did that and he got dreadfully sick and nearly died. probably shortened his life. Unfortunately for the Amazon, it will be the Amazon that will get dreadfully demented from the Joe visit.

Posted by: torabora at November 18, 2024 04:15 PM (0Gnoc)

283 It has that fish that will supposedly swim up your wiener.
Posted by: Bulg

Do not pee in the pool.

Blood will shoot from your dick making the water red and everyone will know.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 18, 2024 04:15 PM (/lPRQ)

284 >Doesn't Brazil have those monkeys that will throw their own shit at you from the trees?

Brazil's first lady.

Posted by: mr tmz at November 18, 2024 04:15 PM (rJ48h)

285 Pisses me off to see an American president laughed at by countries that depend on us for almost everything.

But it makes me happy to know that they're laughing at a guy who hates my guts.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

I felt bad about it, but I did chuckle at that meme of the Taliban guys with their ice cream cones after the Afghan bugout.

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 04:15 PM (v6JzV)

286 BabylonBee: In Last Ditch Attempt To Prevent Trump From Taking Office, Democrats Start World War 3

They're close. When Afghanistan wound down, the military-industrial complex needed a new source of revenue and sales for their gear so Ukraine popped up. They are trying to make sure it keeps going and cannot be ended. Watch closely for another hot spot to suddenly pop up when this doesn't work.

Its a mob grift, the Ukraine war is an earner. They lose that, they gotta come up with something else and the numbers racket doesn't pay off like it used to.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 04:15 PM (Hh1ER)

287 Did we do this one already?

@EricLDaugh 44m
🚨 BREAKING: Pennsylvania Supreme Court orders counties to stop counting illegal mail-in ballots, siding with the McCormick (R) campaign

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2024 04:16 PM (IG4Id)

288 "I'm near the end and I can't find my way home."

Perfect outro for the next 60 days. And the band name, "Blind Faith," is an apt description of the mental state of those dopes that allegedly voted for him in 2020.

I play it on my '72 D-18, tuned down the way Stevie Windwood does in his solo acoustic version, sitting by the fireplace. C-G-C-F-A-D

Blind faith morphed into blind hate. Hate for the other. Fear and loathing.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 18, 2024 04:16 PM (ZtgZZ)

289 Its a mob grift, the Ukraine war is an earner. They lose that, they gotta come up with something else and the numbers racket doesn't pay off like it used to.
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The Cartels are right next door. Let's see if DoD can win one for a change.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 04:17 PM (jFCkp)

290 Kamala's story is hilarious she went from nobody who does nothing to SUMMER OF JOY SO MUCH ACCOMPLISH MUCH LEADER to nothing again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 04:12 PM (Hh1ER)

It's the "Flowers for Algernon" story for our generation.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 18, 2024 04:17 PM (eDfFs)

291 🚨 BREAKING: Pennsylvania Supreme Court orders counties to stop counting illegal mail-in ballots, siding with the McCormick (R) campaign
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2024 04:16 PM (IG4Id)
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Unless the cops were sent to arrest the perpetrators, they'll laugh and keep counting.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 04:17 PM (tT6L1)

292 you will be swarmed by this little buggers looking for food handouts. Don't do it. They are worse than seagulls.

Seagulls won't bite you or try to steal your stuff, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 04:17 PM (Hh1ER)

293 How ghey the G-20 goons holding hands.

The two women in the front right oddly look like twins in their red jackets and helmet hairdos.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 18, 2024 04:17 PM (gi+MR)

294 >>So PA State Troopers will be cuffing that arrogant bitch in Bucks County?

Maybe someone with a bit more weight.

>>@IanJaeger29
·
>>3h
BREAKING: Trump’s campaign manager, Chris LaCivita says that the Officials in Bucks County, Pennsylvania that are openly admitting to counting illegal ballots, “They will go to jail, count on it.”
---
My dream is a ruling that tosses the entire county and says,
"If you don't follow the rules, you don't get to play.
If the people want their votes to count, they will ensure their officials follow the rules.
When they choose official who don't follow the rules, they choose not to have their votes counted."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 18, 2024 04:18 PM (m77VT)

295 @EricLDaugh 44m
🚨 BREAKING: Pennsylvania Supreme Court orders counties to stop counting illegal mail-in ballots, siding with the McCormick (R) campaign
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2024 04:16 PM (IG4Id)
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I would of issued a bench warrant for that election supervisor.

Posted by: WisRich at November 18, 2024 04:18 PM (G0vdT)

296 Did we do this one already?

@EricLDaugh 44m
🚨 BREAKING: Pennsylvania Supreme Court orders counties to stop counting illegal mail-in ballots, siding with the McCormick (R) campaign
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Yup.

Latest is that they are covering the windows and locking the doors so nobody will really know what they are doing.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 18, 2024 04:18 PM (/lPRQ)

297 She was going to be the President and she got high. She was going to be the President and got high.
She got high.
She got high.
She got high.

Posted by: torabora at November 18, 2024 04:18 PM (0Gnoc)

298 I just went to try and bring up the VP schedule (she IS still the VP, right?) They haven't updated anything since Nov. 6th.

Posted by: Orson at November 18, 2024 04:14 PM (dIske)

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She's now De Facto Acting Governor of Califzuela while Gruesome Newscum is blowing big donors in D.C. for his 2028 presidential campaign.

Posted by: ShainS -- Dems Haven't Been This Angry Since We Took Their Slaves Away! at November 18, 2024 04:19 PM (W/g0r)

299 China and Brazil are making smooching noises while Biden indulges his inner ... whatever.

Posted by: mrp at November 18, 2024 04:20 PM (rj6Yv)

300 See the jungle when it's wet with rain

"You belong to me." Homer and Jethro had a memorable version.

I dunno about Homer and Jethro, but NOBODY beats Patsy Cline.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 04:20 PM (xCA6C)

301 Bucks County needs a revote after the arrests.

Posted by: torabora at November 18, 2024 04:20 PM (0Gnoc)

302 Seagulls won't bite you or try to steal your stuff, though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

You've never seen seagulls attacking pigeons on the grinder at Recruit Training Command, San Diego, to get them to let go whatever of whatever morsel they had scrounged from outside the chow hall.

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 04:20 PM (v6JzV)

303 BREAKING: Trump’s campaign manager, Chris LaCivita says that the Officials in Bucks County, Pennsylvania that are openly admitting to counting illegal ballots, “They will go to jail, count on it.”
---
My dream is a ruling that tosses the entire county and says,
"If you don't follow the rules, you don't get to play.
If the people want their votes to count, they will ensure their officials follow the rules.
When they choose official who don't follow the rules, they choose not to have their votes counted."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 18, 2024 04:18 PM (m77VT)

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Exactly -- that's the only way this shit ends.

Posted by: ShainS -- Dems Haven't Been This Angry Since We Took Their Slaves Away! at November 18, 2024 04:21 PM (W/g0r)

304 9 Is there anyone that has less respect in government than Biden?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 18, 2024 03:35 PM (tY81A)

Kamala.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 18, 2024 04:22 PM (m2gk6)

305 "You belong to me." Homer and Jethro had a memorable version.

Simpson & Bodine was an underrated band.

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 04:22 PM (v6JzV)

306 il Donaldo Trumpo
@PapiTrumpo
THEY'RE EVEN DOING IT IN CHINA!!!

https://tinyurl.com/292ar8mv

Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2024 04:24 PM (NpAcC)

307 I'm sure Kamala would love to be governor of CA, but I don't even think that corrupt state full of vindictive retards could muster the will to force her into an elected position at this point, even to spite Orangemanbad.

It's over. She can get a chair on the View or some similar fossil-media sinecure, but this is the end of her political career.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2024 04:24 PM (7oYYI)

308 Does anyone here really like Tuna Cassarole? Cereally.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Yes.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 18, 2024 04:25 PM (4XwPj)

309
It's disgusting that his staff would be so callous as to put him in this position.

They hate him. Made obvious when the coup happened.

Posted by: Auspex at November 18, 2024 04:25 PM (j4U/Z)

310 Is there anyone that has less respect in government than Biden?
Posted by: rickb223

*Every* Dem in both houses.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 18, 2024 04:25 PM (TjT7r)

311 It's over. She can get a chair on the View or some similar fossil-media sinecure, but this is the end of her political career.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2024 04:24 PM (7oYYI)
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She's blown past her sell by date?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 04:25 PM (tT6L1)

312 dunno about Homer and Jethro, but NOBODY beats Patsy Cline.

Mr. Cline?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 18, 2024 04:26 PM (nNkxN)

313 Did we do this one already?

Worth repeating, anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 04:27 PM (Hh1ER)

314 308 Does anyone here really like Tuna Cassarole? Cereally.
Posted by: Pudinhead
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Yes.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench)
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You know its hideous, rite?

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 04:27 PM (jFCkp)

315 308 Does anyone here really like Tuna Cassarole? Cereally.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Yes.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 18, 2024 04:25 PM (4XwPj)

Raises hand… moi aussi.

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 04:27 PM (PCK5/)

316 46 Doesn't Brazil have those monkeys that will throw their own shit at you from the trees?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 18, 2024 03:41 PM (/U5Yz)

I thought that was all the monkeys, except Peter Tork.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 18, 2024 04:27 PM (m2gk6)

317 I would of issued a bench warrant for that election supervisor.
Posted by: WisRich

Do state supreme courts do that kind of thing?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2024 04:27 PM (IG4Id)

318 Remember, the people laughing at Joe hate Americans even more than Joe does.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 04:27 PM (tT6L1)

319 Hell yeah tuna casserole is awesome.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2024 04:27 PM (7oYYI)

320 But I like all casseroles, so

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 04:28 PM (PCK5/)

321 318 Remember, the people laughing at Joe hate Americans even more than Joe does.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 04:27 PM (tT6L1)

True. looking forward to Trump bitch slapping them over the next 4 years.

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at November 18, 2024 04:29 PM (DJ7uY)

322 On the Federal Reserve: the Constitution prohibits Congress from issuing “bills of credit”, which up until Reconstruction the courts understood to be fiat currency unbacked by precious metals. I guess Federal judges got to thinking that if things kept going as they were, they were going to be paid in the 1870s equivalent of flooz (the dot-com “currency” that had Whoopi Goldberg as a spokesperson.) The judiciary did an abrupt 180 and ordered private individuals to accept Fed FunBux as legal tender.

So the question is: did the Federal Reserve usurp a Congressional power? Or did Congress seize a power they are expressly forbidden from having and then sneakily pass it off to J.P. Morgan and his Wall Street cronies?

Now, I’m a big believer in following the Constitution and in private contract rights, both of which are violated by the Federal Reserve and by the Treasury issuing unbacked paper money. If fiat currency is that important, then getting a Constitutional Amendment should be easy.

Posted by: Apocalypse Now! at November 18, 2024 04:29 PM (FC8SQ)

323 Is there anyone that has less respect in government than Biden?

Kamala. Her own people hated her. Everyone hates her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 04:29 PM (Hh1ER)

324 I even like creamed corn, cream of mushroom soup..

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 04:29 PM (PCK5/)

325 I dunno about Homer and Jethro, but NOBODY beats Patsy Cline.
Posted by: Archimedes

Jo Stanford …

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic . . . at November 18, 2024 04:29 PM (TX4bP)

326 Remember, the people laughing at Joe hate Americans even more than Joe does.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 04:

Oh no they don't. Not even the Taliban harbor as much ill will toward us as our elected politicians do.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2024 04:29 PM (7oYYI)

327 Nothing wrong with tuna noodle casserole. Makes a fine accompaniment to ribeye. Kids need something to eat. Not like they'll appreciate a fine ribeye steak.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 04:29 PM (tT6L1)

328 I would of issued a bench warrant for that election supervisor.
Posted by: WisRich

Do state supreme courts do that kind of thing?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2024 04:27 PM (IG4Id)

We can haz supervisor delivered by trooper on horseback, dragging supervisor by rope around feet? Please?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 18, 2024 04:30 PM (VNX3d)

329 Chyyyna?

Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 04:30 PM (fV+MH)

330 Mom used to make a dish with spaghetti, tuna, and cheddar cheese with a cream sauce that sounds like some sort of Lileks old recipe abomination but was really good. I find that most casseroles are at least edible, even if they don't shine. The tough part is figuring out how to make them without cheese :/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 04:30 PM (Hh1ER)

331 327 Nothing wrong with tuna noodle casserole. Makes a fine accompaniment to ribeye. Kids need something to eat. Not like they'll appreciate a fine ribeye steak.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 04:29 PM (tT6L1)

You put a piece of ribeye in front of my five-year-old, you'll be lucky to get your hand back. Kid loves steak.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 18, 2024 04:30 PM (KbCG3)

332 212 Oddly, no one has asked Kamala how she's doing.
Has anyone seen her lately?
Posted by: Candidus

Stoned and drunk since the concession speech.

But the world laughs at Trump, or something.

Posted by: Auspex at November 18, 2024 04:30 PM (j4U/Z)

333 327 Nothing wrong with tuna noodle casserole. Makes a fine accompaniment to ribeye. Kids need something to eat. Not like they'll appreciate a fine ribeye steak.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 04:29 PM (tT6L1)

Steak is wasted on kids… give ‘em burgers.

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 04:31 PM (PCK5/)

334 324 I even like creamed corn, cream of mushroom soup..
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I like both of those but I am not crazy enough to dump a can of tuna in it.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 04:31 PM (jFCkp)

335 317 I would of issued a bench warrant for that election supervisor.
Posted by: WisRich

Do state supreme courts do that kind of thing?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2024 04:27 PM (IG4Id)
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Probably not but I wish they did. Prosecute this one case and let her do 2-3 years in jail, Dem's will get the message and a lot of this crap stops.

Posted by: WisRich at November 18, 2024 04:31 PM (G0vdT)

336 Some hungry lemur will probably eat him.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 18, 2024 04:31 PM (lTGtQ)

337 The song Guitarzan is running through my head.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 18, 2024 04:31 PM (wBaIH)

338 I'm sure Kamala would love to be governor of CA, but I don't even think that corrupt state full of vindictive retards could muster the will to force her into an elected position at this point, even to spite Orangemanbad.

It's over. She can get a chair on the View or some similar fossil-media sinecure, but this is the end of her political career.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2024 04:24 PM (7oYYI)

Never underestimate the vapidity of AWFLs. If the Dem machine decrees it, she will be the governor.

Posted by: Apocalypse Now! at November 18, 2024 04:31 PM (FC8SQ)

339 JA was never my thing . . . .

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 04:10 PM (jgdZo)

Be better, Doof. Be better.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 18, 2024 04:32 PM (i24o9)

340 334 324 I even like creamed corn, cream of mushroom soup..
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I like both of those but I am not crazy enough to dump a can of tuna in it.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 04:31 PM (jFCkp)

I’m getting a sense that you may not like tuna…

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 04:32 PM (PCK5/)

341 Creamed corn is just gross.

You aren't going to win with that.

Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 04:32 PM (fV+MH)

342 I like how a British comedian put it (sorry cannot remember his name): Europeans hate Americans but are all jealous. Like the way you felt about the rich kid down the block who had all the great toys, you wanted to play with them but hated the kid for having everything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 04:32 PM (Hh1ER)

343 Steak is wasted on kids… give ‘em burgers.
Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 04:31 PM (PCK5/)

If you'd said that to Lil' YD, you might've gotten your fingers bit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2024 04:32 PM (7oYYI)

344 You know its hideous, rite?
Posted by: Pudinhead

"You eat what you like, I'll eat what I like!"

Yukon Cornelius.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 18, 2024 04:32 PM (4XwPj)

345 Bulg, you are an infant. When you begin to grow up, you'll find out who Homer and Jethro were. Then you'll find you wouldn't have belonged on the bandstand with them.

Big time music historians here, don't know jack shit.
"But it's not...my Generation! I don't have to know!"

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at November 18, 2024 04:33 PM (zdLoL)

346 343 Steak is wasted on kids… give ‘em burgers.
Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 04:31 PM (PCK5/)

If you'd said that to Lil' YD, you might've gotten your fingers bit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2024 04:32 PM (7oYYI)

Can he cut it up on his own… or does he just rip the flesh apart in his hands??

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 04:33 PM (PCK5/)

347 Oh no they don't. Not even the Taliban harbor as much ill will toward us as our elected politicians do.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2024 04:29 PM (7oYYI)
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Nah, our politicians are so venal, their hatred is bought and paid for by the people who truly hate us.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 04:33 PM (tT6L1)

348 Sundowner lives inhospitable own mind

Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2024 04:33 PM (fwDg9)

349 > You put a piece of ribeye in front of my five-year-old, you'll be lucky to get your hand back. Kid loves steak.

My kid won't touch steak. It took us a year and a half of trying to get him to eat pizza.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 18, 2024 04:33 PM (Odg76)

350 I always saw creamed corn as a punishment.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 18, 2024 04:34 PM (lTGtQ)

351 340 334 324 I even like creamed corn, cream of mushroom soup..
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I like both of those but I am not crazy enough to dump a can of tuna in it.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 04:31 PM (jFCkp)

I’m getting a sense that you may not like tuna…
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Nope. The Tuna C-Rat was my favorite C-Rat. I just don't like mixing tuna in a swirl of unknown goo and calling it a casserole. Hideous brew. Hat Tuna was a band not a menu option.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 04:34 PM (jFCkp)

352 Biden was searching for the Survivor immunity idol.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2024 04:34 PM (Aqu9a)

353 Spaghetti and tuna?

Christopher...I don't even know you, man.

Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 04:35 PM (fV+MH)

354 349 > You put a piece of ribeye in front of my five-year-old, you'll be lucky to get your hand back. Kid loves steak.

My kid won't touch steak. It took us a year and a half of trying to get him to eat pizza.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 18, 2024 04:33 PM (Odg76)

Steak loving son doesn't care about pizza. Daughter doesn't care about steak but loves pizza.

Go figure.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 18, 2024 04:35 PM (KbCG3)

355 "I heard there is a cure for cancer in this jungle somewhere."

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 18, 2024 04:35 PM (lTGtQ)

356 I’ve that kids are generally feckless eaters… meal plans are often a problem…

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 04:35 PM (PCK5/)

357 Does anyone here really like Tuna Cassarole? Cereally.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Yum. Especially with persimmons!

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 04:36 PM (v6JzV)

358 You can never miss Modi of India with his white skirt flapping in the wind.

Posted by: Cheri at November 18, 2024 04:36 PM (oiNtH)

359 While Joe wanders around in the jungle, rumor is Trump is going to Starbase tomorrow for Starship launch.
Posted by: WisRich at November 18, 2024

***
He should ask Commissioner Barris how he's doing with that tribble infestation.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 18, 2024 04:36 PM (J2vNu)

360 Yum. Especially with persimmons!
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Oh fuck.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 04:36 PM (jFCkp)

361 303 BREAKING: Trump’s campaign manager, Chris LaCivita says that the Officials in Bucks County, Pennsylvania that are openly admitting to counting illegal ballots, “They will go to jail, count on it.”
---
My dream is a ruling that tosses the entire county and says,
"If you don't follow the rules, you don't get to play.
If the people want their votes to count, they will ensure their officials follow the rules.
When they choose official who don't follow the rules, they choose not to have their votes counted."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 18, 2024 04:18 PM (m77VT)

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Exactly -- that's the only way this shit ends.
Posted by: ShainS -- Dems Haven't Been This Angry Since We Took Their Slaves Away! at November 18, 2024 04:21 PM (W/g0r)

Thune could refuse to seat Casey.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 18, 2024 04:37 PM (wbTeR)

362 even like creamed corn,

But do you have a dingus with an apparatus that squirts warm cream corn?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 18, 2024 04:37 PM (nNkxN)

363 Probably not but I wish they did. Prosecute this one case and let her do 2-3 years in jail, Dem's will get the message and a lot of this crap stops.
Posted by: WisRich

Well, if we're looking at whatif's I'd say any member of her office with a sworn/professional duty to uphold the law should join her.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2024 04:37 PM (IG4Id)

364 358 You can never miss Modi of India with his white skirt flapping in the wind.
Posted by: Cheri at November 18, 2024 04:36 PM (oiNtH)

Better than a dhoti I guess…

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 04:37 PM (PCK5/)

365 Hello, all.

whenever I am tempted to feel sorry for the old coot, I remember this, and the temptation goes away:
https://tinyurl.com/2954p9un

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 18, 2024 04:37 PM (Rbu5d)

366 It is a shame that the Pennsylvania supreme court doesn't have any armed troops.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 18, 2024 04:37 PM (lTGtQ)

367 212 Oddly, no one has asked Kamala how she's doing.
Has anyone seen her lately?
Posted by: Candidus

She appeared with the Bidens at a Veteran's Day function. The way I hear it, the interaction was frosty enough to cure global warming.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 18, 2024 04:37 PM (m2gk6)

368 I always saw creamed corn as a punishment.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 18, 2024 04:34 PM (lTGtQ)

This creamed corn tastes like creamed crap.

Posted by: Jimbo Junior at November 18, 2024 04:38 PM (OguvZ)

369 The PA vote shenanigans won’t stand up if the Pubbies don’t back down…

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 04:38 PM (PCK5/)

370 Doesn't our Left have Narendra Modi on their hate list for some dumb reason or other?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2024 04:38 PM (7oYYI)

371 Homer and Jethro were my dad's favorite bands, I got hours of laughter listening to them in my youth and have found CDs of their stuff

https://youtu.be/q9atsQ0eTmE?si=zhIh60vSc8RccrMd

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 04:38 PM (Hh1ER)

372 370 Doesn't our Left have Narendra Modi on their hate list for some dumb reason or other?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2024 04:38 PM (7oYYI)

He likes Israel and Trump… nuff said..

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 04:39 PM (PCK5/)

373 And yeah creamed corn is terrible :/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 04:40 PM (Hh1ER)

374 >>Thune could refuse to seat Casey.

It's all over. Without these illegal votes Casey can't win.

Only question now is will he finally do the right thing and concede or waste more PA taxpayer money on a recount that he will still lose.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 04:40 PM (LkLld)

375 I feel terrible but now I have to go out to get Gatorade. Dammit.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 18, 2024 04:40 PM (4XwPj)

376 373 And yeah creamed corn is terrible :/
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 04:40 PM (Hh1ER)

I suppose you don’t liked creamed lima beans either?

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 04:41 PM (PCK5/)

377 375 I feel terrible but now I have to go out to get Gatorade. Dammit.
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Snort.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 04:41 PM (jFCkp)

378 375 I feel terrible but now I have to go out to get Gatorade. Dammit.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 18, 2024 04:40 PM (4XwPj)

Try some creamed corn…

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 04:41 PM (PCK5/)

379 Tubal...... Not gonna help with the nasty head cold.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 18, 2024 04:43 PM (4XwPj)

380 il Donaldo Trumpo
@PapiTrumpo
THEY'RE EVEN DOING IT IN CHINA!!!

https://tinyurl.com/292ar8mv
Posted by: redridinghood

Hilarious - China and the NFL!

Posted by: Cheri at November 18, 2024 04:43 PM (oiNtH)

381 I suppose you don’t liked creamed lima beans either?

Depends? Mom used to make lima beans with ham and a gravy that we ate over bread. Very filling and warm but not as good as pintos.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 04:43 PM (Hh1ER)

382 "I suppose you don’t liked creamed lima beans either?
Posted by: tubal "

Damn. You really hate me.

Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 04:43 PM (fV+MH)

383 Tuna casserole? Creamed corn? Sounds like my kind of dinner party!

Posted by: Spam at November 18, 2024 04:43 PM (Aqu9a)

384 I feel terrible but now I have to go out to get Gatorade.

Doordash will get groceries.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 04:43 PM (Hh1ER)

385 Lima beans are okay but real men like Butter Beans.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 04:44 PM (jFCkp)

386 Musso and Frsnks creamed spinach.
Mmmm.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 18, 2024 04:44 PM (nNkxN)

387 Nood

Posted by: Zeera The people are coming at November 18, 2024 04:44 PM (xqtLa)

388 Yeh, I don't door dash. I don't think that app works when one lives in a very rural area.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 18, 2024 04:44 PM (4XwPj)

389 Oh the boll weevil was a little black bug,
From Mexico, they say …
Came all the way to Texas,
Just lookin’ for a place to stay.

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic . . . at November 18, 2024 04:44 PM (TX4bP)

390 Doesn't our Left have Narendra Modi on their hate list for some dumb reason or other?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2024 04:38 PM (7oYYI)

The whole international left does. He’s pro-Hindu (crazy in a majority Hindu country, amirite?) He doesn’t pander to Muzzie extremists. He’s maintained good relations with Putin.

So, basically he’s Bollywood Hitler.

Posted by: Apocalypse Now! at November 18, 2024 04:45 PM (FC8SQ)

391 385 Lima beans are okay but real men like Butter Beans.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 04:44 PM (jFCkp)

You sound like a black eyed peas kinda guy…

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 04:45 PM (PCK5/)

392 56 He was probably feeling right at home in that overgrown bush.
Posted by: ryukyu at November 18, 2024 03:41 PM (z/gEl)

He thought he was in Obama's 'official portrait.'

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 18, 2024 04:45 PM (Rbu5d)

393 Lima beans are okay but real men like Butter Beans.

I like Cannellini better (white kidney beans). Smaller and nicer flavor. I miss beans but they tear me up inside like rabid badgers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 04:45 PM (Hh1ER)

394 I learned the hard way with tuna casserole that you bake the casserole first, then mix in the tuna at the end. If you bake it in from the beginning, it stinks like hell.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 18, 2024 04:45 PM (r5tfK)

395 I don't think that app works when one lives in a very rural area.

Probably not a lot of coverage, no

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 04:46 PM (Hh1ER)

396 Flaming nood

Posted by: Zeera The people are coming at November 18, 2024 04:46 PM (xqtLa)

397
1.5" Ribeye in an iron skillet with 1 tsp grape seed oil over a preheated 10,000 BTU burner on the outside gas grill, 2 minutes first side, 1:30 second side, basted with garlic clove, rosemary sprig and butter for a minute, set aside for 7 minutes.

This is best consumed with a good burgundy, alone, without company or distraction.

Posted by: Auspex at November 18, 2024 04:46 PM (j4U/Z)

398 117 I sill love the picture of Trump and Abe looking all gangster as Angela Merkel lambasts Trump, it's priceless.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 18, 2024 03:48 PM (XV/Pl)

One my favorites.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 18, 2024 04:50 PM (Rbu5d)

399 I like how a British comedian put it (sorry cannot remember his name): Europeans hate Americans but are all jealous. Like the way you felt about the rich kid down the block who had all the great toys, you wanted to play with them but hated the kid for having everything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 04:32 PM (Hh1ER)
______________

They do hate us, but I think it's more like they were the starting QB until we showed up, and now they're riding the pine, and they don't like it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 18, 2024 04:51 PM (YqDXo)

400 144
Yeah, old Joe has lost a step or two. Maybe I should stop by the WH and give him some pointers on how to look lucid and alive
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at November 18, 2024 03:50 PM (EFZgU)

[*]

Posted by: Mitch McC at November 18, 2024 04:53 PM (Rbu5d)

401 Doof - sticking with the jungle theme, here is a great one from 1956 (The Cadets):

https://youtu.be/4h9PbMucPXU

Posted by: Slash Buzz at November 18, 2024 04:53 PM (6NGJG)

402 Just got this email from VA HQ:

"On November 20 we commemorate Transgender Day of Remembrance, when we pay tribute to the memory of transgender, non-binary, and gender-diverse individuals who have lost their lives to violence and discrimination. This day serves as a poignant reminder of the challenges faced by members of this community to live authentically at the risk of experiencing bias. On this day of recollection, VA stands with those who call for equality to foster inclusivity."

It then goes on several paragraphs about observing a moment of silence, blah, blah.

Yes, January 20th cannot come fast enough.

Posted by: Cheri at November 18, 2024 04:54 PM (oiNtH)

403 Does he look like he just fell out of a coconut tree? Ha ha ha ha ha, haha haha.

Posted by: Kamala at November 18, 2024 04:57 PM (nLwaa)

404 398 117 I sill love the picture of Trump and Abe looking all gangster as Angela Merkel lambasts Trump, it's priceless.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 18, 2024 03:48 PM (XV/Pl)

One my favorites.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 18, 2024 04:50 PM (Rbu5d)

I loved that one, too. Hate that Abe is not around to see Trump back.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 18, 2024 05:03 PM (gi+MR)

405 Pretty disrespectful of America

There’s a new sheriff in town and he’s going to kick their ass’es

Posted by: Gonzotx at November 18, 2024 05:13 PM (YjECI)

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