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lakilakieruption.jpg


NASA Landsat
@NASA_Landsat

Update: Laki-Laki continues to erupt.

This #Landsat 9 image from November 13, 2024, shows an intense volcanic eruption that generated deadly pyroclastic flows, blanketed the landscape with ash, and sent plumes up to 3,900 feet, disrupting air travel.

https://go.nasa.gov/3CwuOEy


Supermoon over the mountains.

Pushing the pussy, if you know what I mean.

A boy and his dog rescue a woman whose wheelchair is caught in the tracks of a train.

The most dangerous game: Yourself. Chasing your tail on "hard" difficulty.

Goat doesn't even know how to spell "gravity."

Rescuing a pregnant stray pit bull.

This cat is looking to get rekt.

Rescuing a dum-dum cow.

Baby tiger.


When this coon cat says "meow," you say how high, sir?!

The Rochester Mayo Clinic introduces "Munchkin," a mini-horse comfort animal. Thanks to Piper.

A hospital decides it's a Mexico City slum and allows mangy dogs to run loose in the halls.

Steve Inman: Instant Justice for child attacker.

FAFO compilation. Warning, there's what's probably a fatal shooting near the end.

Bigger content warning for this FAFO compilation, which includes nothing but shootings (including a head shot) and an explosion. Inman thinks the explosion was due to a failed jihadi trying to set off a bomb. And succeeding. Just not the way he intended.

Cop-block.




Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM




Comments

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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2024 07:30 PM (fwDg9)

2 Whew!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 18, 2024 07:31 PM (Rn7nm)

3 Just another manic Monday.

Posted by: L - Rooster today, feather duster tomorrow. But not w/o a fight. at November 18, 2024 07:31 PM (NFX2v)

4 Update: Laki-Laki continues to erupt.

Word from the witch doctor is the volcano spirit is enraged because his name is so ghey.

Posted by: mikeski at November 18, 2024 07:32 PM (DgGvY)

5
3 already?

Well now I'm not even gonna bother posting.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 18, 2024 07:32 PM (I87yH)

6
Willowed

The four-year cruise ship should be restricted to the Roaring Forties. Resupplied once a year.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2024 07:32 PM (dxSpM)

7 The TrumpDance compilation from the prior thread just cracks me up.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 18, 2024 07:34 PM (mH6SG)

8 The cat who the bird knocked off the fence was like " I wanted to get down anyway"

Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2024 07:34 PM (YbbtK)

9 That super moon video is good

Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2024 07:35 PM (fwDg9)

10 Unchained Melody.
Posted by: zombie

Nope

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 18, 2024 07:35 PM (L/fGl)

11 Update: Laki-Laki continues to erupt.


A sacrifice must be made! I do not make the rules.

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 07:35 PM (p4NUW)

12 Do goats ever tumble to their deaths? I constantly see them perched on the smallest ledges.

They really don't have two brain cells to rub together.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2024 07:36 PM (Ud7de)

13 Laki-Laki continues to erupt and I call on the UN to fine Indonesia for causing Global Climate Change because of this event...

Cackle.... Cackle..... Cackle....

Posted by: Kamal Harris at November 18, 2024 07:36 PM (ihCWB)

14 Update: Laki-Laki continues to erupt.
......

Krakatoa East of Butthole

Posted by: wth at November 18, 2024 07:36 PM (v0R5T)

15
*taps Café on the side*

*adjusts antenna*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2024 07:36 PM (dxSpM)

16 >>>9 That super moon video is good

it is but i'm worried I've been duped by a fake

Posted by: ace at November 18, 2024 07:36 PM (KRtlO)

17 Chris Squires' bass line on Roundabout is teh awesome

Must be played at maximum volume.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 18, 2024 07:37 PM (RIvkX)

18 Goat doesn't even know how to spell "gravity."

"Here, take this lime, climb up there....." I'm beginning to think I got punked.

Posted by: the goat at November 18, 2024 07:37 PM (DgGvY)

19 Yay! Penguin content! We wish you all Happy Manatee Awareness Month and salute our aquatic cousins. We are forming an alliance to further our interests. You will hear a lot about this in coming months.

Posted by: Penguin/Manatee Promotion Board at November 18, 2024 07:37 PM (nS6qG)

20 In line for the boat to take me home.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 18, 2024 07:38 PM (+eWyk)

21 A sacrifice must be made! I do not make the rules.
Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 07:35 PM (p4NUW)
====

I don't know any virgins. Not anymore I don't.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 18, 2024 07:38 PM (RIvkX)

22 16 >>>9 That super moon video is good

it is but i'm worried I've been duped by a fake
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2024 07:36 PM (KRtlO)

We've been debating if you're AI. The woke world is going fugazi.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2024 07:39 PM (Ud7de)

23 Pushing the pussy, if you know what I mean.

Is the correct Moron around to give that crow a cat ass trophy?

Posted by: mikeski at November 18, 2024 07:39 PM (DgGvY)

24 20 In line for the boat to take me home.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage

Bon voyage! I'm ready for my homegoing, too.

Posted by: I Called Colonial Penn at November 18, 2024 07:40 PM (nS6qG)

25 Laki-Laki continues to erupt.

21 A sacrifice must be made! I do not make the rules.
Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 07:35 PM (p4NUW)
====

I don't know any virgins. Not anymore I don't.

Whoopie Goldberg or Joy Behar will be good enough....

Posted by: Buster Hymandd at November 18, 2024 07:40 PM (3vVOG)

26 A sacrifice must be made! I do not make the rules.
Posted by: Piper

I don't know any virgins. Not anymore I don't.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


The Paolo thinks that you, how you say, forgot your me sock.

Posted by: Paolo at November 18, 2024 07:41 PM (DgGvY)

27 Update: Laki-Laki continues to erupt.

Word from the witch doctor is the volcano spirit is enraged because his name is so ghey.


I have no response to that.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 07:41 PM (xCA6C)

28 That super moon video is good

it is but i'm worried I've been duped by a fake
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2024 07:36 PM (KRtlO)
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The exposed thermal exhaust port gives the game away...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 18, 2024 07:42 PM (BpYfr)

29
Goat in palm tree is nuts. I actually knew a cat once that climbed that kind of palm tree all the way to the top and had to get rescued by the fire department with a cherry-picker.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 18, 2024 07:42 PM (I87yH)

30 Proud Mary?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 18, 2024 07:43 PM (gfViB)

31 Holy shit. Why do people insist on talking LOUDLY
on their cellphones on public transportation?

Obnoxious and irritating.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 18, 2024 07:43 PM (pzN/K)

32 The Paolo, how you say, might enjoy a four-year cruise with a liner full of captive Karens.

Posted by: Head Purser at November 18, 2024 07:44 PM (nS6qG)

33 When this coon cat says "meow," you say how high, sir?!

I was thinking "okay, nice camera trickery, with the cat way in the foreground, angled up..... probably a fun-size gal feeding him."

Then the side-by-side with the normal size cat at the end. Psyche! It really is half-panther.

Posted by: mikeski at November 18, 2024 07:44 PM (DgGvY)

34 Jackie Gleason supermoon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2024 07:44 PM (63Dwl)

35 The four-year cruise ship should be restricted to the Roaring Forties. Resupplied once a year.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2024 07:32 PM (dxSpM)
---
Under a clear, moonlight sky, U-69 slid through the waves on diesel power, her all-female crew raised from birth to make one last strike against the enemies of the Fatherland.

Ahead of them was a true White Whale, a glittering cruise ship bedecked in rainbow colors, her non-binary crew a bold and courageous statement against the heteronormative status quo.

"Target in sight," commented the first officer, shaking out her long flowing blond hair that surrounded her like a surreal cloud, mantling her skin-tight black windbreaker.

"Such a thing of beauty," the captain agreed, her raven tresses sharing the breeze. Her uniform had been cut down to tropical sensibilities, and resembled that of a mid-ranking dominatrix. She absently slapped a riding crop on the conning tower.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 18, 2024 07:44 PM (llXky)

36 >>it is but i'm worried I've been duped by a fake

Lamont would never fall for that shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 07:44 PM (LkLld)

37 20 In line for the boat to take me home.
---------
Do you have some coins for the ferryman??

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 07:44 PM (hovnC)

38 Yay! Penguin content! We wish you all Happy Manatee Awareness Month and salute our aquatic cousins. We are forming an alliance to further our interests. You will hear a lot about this in coming months.

Posted by: Penguin/Manatee Promotion Board


Yeah, we'll see how that goes for you.

Posted by: United Orca Liberation Front at November 18, 2024 07:44 PM (xCA6C)

39
That one tail-chasing cat looks like he's taking himself into custody.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 18, 2024 07:45 PM (I87yH)

40 When did weathermen get so damned dramatic?

SUPERMOON!!

THUNDERSNOW!

BOMB CYCLONE!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2024 07:46 PM (Ud7de)

41 27 Update: Laki-Laki continues to erupt.

Wow! Bobby and Peter copped that Tiki idol in 1972. That's a long time to hold a grudge.

Posted by: Cousin Oliver at November 18, 2024 07:46 PM (nS6qG)

42 I don't understand why the leftist haven't canceled the Laki-Laki volcano for killing Gaia with all the carbon it spewed out.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 18, 2024 07:46 PM (WuJwx)

43 The Cafe is supposed to be goofy cutesy animal stuff, right?

Now that it appears to include explosions, violence and death, I might check into it.

Progress.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 18, 2024 07:46 PM (1m82a)

44 When did weathermen get so damned dramatic?

SUPERMOON!!

THUNDERSNOW!

BOMB CYCLONE!


Zephyr of DEATH!!!

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 07:47 PM (xCA6C)

45 That's no moon.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 18, 2024 07:47 PM (pzN/K)

46
Yay! Penguin content! We wish you all Happy Manatee Awareness Month and salute our aquatic cousins. We are forming an alliance to further our interests. You will hear a lot about this in coming months.

Posted by: Penguin/Manatee Promotion Board

Yeah, we'll see how that goes for you.

Posted by: United Orca Liberation Front

=================

Obviously neither of you has watched a certain Simpsons episode.

Posted by: Us Dolphins at November 18, 2024 07:48 PM (I87yH)

47 When did weathermen get so damned dramatic?

SUPERMOON!!

THUNDERSNOW!

BOMB CYCLONE!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2024 07:46 PM

Southwest airlines was giving me travel advisories on a wind storm, named Anna or some such that was blowing near Denver, two days before my flight.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 18, 2024 07:49 PM (WuJwx)

48 Oh, a really nice cafe and Roundabout playing, too!

And not just a mini-horse but a toilet trained one to boot!

What may y'all find next? 😀🤗

Posted by: L - Rooster today, feather duster tomorrow. But not w/o a fight. at November 18, 2024 07:49 PM (NFX2v)

49 Laki-Laki is destroying the erf!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2024 07:49 PM (XeU6L)

50 33. Then the side-by-side with the normal size cat at the end. Psyche! It really is half-panther.
Posted by: mikeski at

Kovu says “hold my beer”. If he drank beer. And if we could post pictures. He just not as hairy.

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 07:50 PM (p4NUW)

51 Southwest airlines was giving me travel advisories on a wind storm, named Anna or some such that was blowing near Denver, two days before my flight.
Posted by: Beartooth

Are you sure it wasn't named Kamala?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at November 18, 2024 07:50 PM (lzTsk)

52 Volcanos are just earth zits.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2024 07:52 PM (Ud7de)

53 Laki-Laki is destroying the erf!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Trump's fault!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 18, 2024 07:53 PM (L/fGl)

54 >>>A hospital decides it's a Mexico City slum and allows mangy dogs to run loose in the halls.

My money would be on the "Emotional Support Animal" scam.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 18, 2024 07:53 PM (klJTj)

55 On the bridge of the Progressive Dream, Captain Multog was troubled. They/Them had received alarming reports from the Clinton Crime Family that foul plans were afoot. The Human Rights Campaign had promised and escort of Groomer-class antis-submarine trawlers, but none had yet arrived. Rumor had it that they had taken heavy losses from a rave in Fort Myers, and were struggling to find sufficient crew.

Multog stroked Xir/Xem's chins thoughfull, a thin sheen of sweat running along her near-albino pale forearm. The skipper looked like a white-shrouded potato with gold braid highlights and matching crocs.

"They wouldn't attack us here, not in US territorial waters."

"Why not?" snapped the first officer, a wisp of a man who identified as a lesbian half of whose blue hair had been shaved off. They/them wore a traditional Japanese sailor outfit with white high-heels.

"America is now fascist," they spat, but misjudged the wind and received the loogie on its left cheek. Wiping it away irritably, it turned to the Captain. "We must increase speed and take evasive action."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 18, 2024 07:54 PM (llXky)

56 They wore out class, sex, race, religion, texting, videos, food, cars and commies so now we have to worry about the weather because everyone knows climate change is bullshit.

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 18, 2024 07:54 PM (QSrLX)

57 Best catch ever: https://tinyurl.com/2yshhemt

Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2024 07:54 PM (u1uWe)

58 The four-year cruise ship should be restricted to the Roaring Forties. Resupplied once a year.
Posted by: Hadrian
-----

Too bad The Stockholm has been retired. OTOH, that might mean that she is available.
https://t.ly/SNTna

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2024 07:55 PM (XeU6L)

59 The 4 time #1 song by different artists is The Locomotion.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 18, 2024 07:55 PM (L/fGl)

60 Manatees are peaceful creatures, and deceptive to a fault. Much as the disaster that occurred when the Nazis toyed with with the Italians' affections in WWII, an alliance with these silently mocking sea cows is doomed to failure. It is a testament to the character of these straight faced floating mammals that they can withhold their laughter as the crazy long con they play on their victims runs it's course.

Native Americans called the Manatee the "Innikiwannamome" which translates roughly to " fat floating animal that cannot be trusted".

Posted by: Manatee Facts at November 18, 2024 07:55 PM (vFG9F)

61 So that Inman clip, the one with the explosion and which Ace gave the "bigger content warning"...doesn't exist. Apparently.

Is there a better link?

Posted by: SimoHayha at November 18, 2024 07:56 PM (KfVMM)

62 Laki-Laki is destroying the erf!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2024 07:49 PM (XeU6L)

Making more "erf" in fact. Indonesia is built out of volcanoes.

I have one unit of my LED lamp rig running now. 24 volt transformer, full-wave bridge, 3300 uF filter, and a #67 automobile lamp bulb as a ballast resistor. It's been glimming away for 2 hours, and all parts are running cool.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 07:56 PM (EhN0q)

63 National Citizens Coalition @NatCitizens
New from Pierre Poilievre on Trudeau’s deliberate breaking of immigration.

More of this. 👏🇨🇦

https://tinyurl.com/5n8kdkme
1:54 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 07:56 PM (hovnC)

64 Global warming heater

Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2024 07:57 PM (fwDg9)

65 That thing Lizzy linked @57 really shoulda been a post all in itself here. Rich base material for discussion. Saw it yesterday and was surprised it hasn't been a bigger deal.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 18, 2024 07:58 PM (1m82a)

66 Atmospheric River!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2024 07:58 PM (63Dwl)

67 Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando
I am HOWLING! Isn’t this a jailable offense in Europe?
Quote tweet: OutKick @Outkick · Nov 16
The Donald Trump tour has gone worldwide! Players from the English soccer club Barnsley hit the Trump dance after a goal.
11:29 PM · Nov 17, 2024

https://tinyurl.com/55zfcxye
17 seconds; I think they're wearing pink for breast-cancer awareness or the like your sports teams have done.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 07:59 PM (hovnC)

68 Indonesia should keep an eye out for Professor Oliver Lindenbrook and his crew.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2024 08:00 PM (Aqu9a)

69 Funny meme about Tyson-Paul fight on Netflix over buffering times making the fight virtually unwatchable...

The Right To Bear Memes @grandoldmemes

https://tinyurl.com/56wzkmfx

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 08:01 PM (hovnC)

70 Never knew the Caribbean was so shallow. In more than a week around the northern Leewards, depth meter never went higher than 160 ft. or so. More like a lake than the ocean. Of course that's just one area, but still.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 18, 2024 08:01 PM (1m82a)

71 You can't see Laki-Laki from the Likelike highway.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2024 08:02 PM (63Dwl)

72 a #67 automobile lamp bulb as a ballast resistor.
--------

As a matter of curiosity, what is the drop across the bulb?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2024 08:03 PM (XeU6L)

73 The absurd dramatization of weather actually seems to capture a lot of the cultural decline. The hysteria, narcissism, ignorance and lack of seriousness.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 18, 2024 08:03 PM (1m82a)

74
I can't imagine being on a cruise for more than a few days, if that. A boatload of leftists would have executions on the Lido Deck in a month.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2024 08:03 PM (dxSpM)

75 Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando
I am HOWLING! Isn’t this a jailable offense in Europe?
Quote tweet: OutKick @Outkick · Nov 16
The Donald Trump tour has gone worldwide! Players from the English soccer club Barnsley hit the Trump dance after a goal.

-
ZZ Top: Nationwide

Donald Trump: World wide.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 18, 2024 08:03 PM (L/fGl)

76 I fully intend to watch the supermoon from the confines of my hot tub, while the temperature plummets below zero here tonight. And if we can't see it, there's always DH's backside, which also counts as a supermoon.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 18, 2024 08:05 PM (eV8j6)

77 More of this. 👏🇨🇦

https://tinyurl.com/5n8kdkme
1:54 minutes
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 07:56 PM (hovnC)

Last in, first out!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 08:05 PM (EhN0q)

78 No blah blah blah

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 18, 2024 08:07 PM (1+i9X)

79 On Wednesday we here in Maryland are going to be blasted by sub-tropical sprinkle Beatrice brought on by the el-nino headed west to east. We are bracing for wet cars and slippery walking conditions. Prayers up

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 18, 2024 08:07 PM (1FWWQ)

80 End Wokeness @EndWokeness 1h
Transportation Secretary - Old vs New:

https://tinyurl.com/4vj898tn
photos

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 08:09 PM (hovnC)

81 I can't imagine being on a cruise for more than a few days, if that. A boatload of leftists would have executions on the Lido Deck in a month.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2024 08:03 PM (dxSpM)


I liked it already, you didn't have to sweeten it!

Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2024 08:09 PM (D7oie)

82 I fully intend to watch the supermoon from the confines of my hot tub, while the temperature plummets below zero here tonight. And if we can't see it, there's always DH's backside, which also counts as a supermoon.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Rated as Alaskan TMI!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 18, 2024 08:09 PM (DD8+j)

83 55 On the bridge of the Progressive Dream

Golf Clap

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 18, 2024 08:10 PM (3wi/L)

84 Tomorrow's high is 80, followed by 4 days with a high in the low 70's, then back to 80.

Fall is fleeting.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2024 08:10 PM (Aqu9a)

85 I can't imagine being on a cruise for more than a few days, if that. A boatload of leftists would have executions on the Lido Deck in a month.
Posted by: Hadrian

I liked it already, you didn't have to sweeten it!
Posted by: Kindltot

Well the Ship's Captain does have a bit of a legal Right...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 18, 2024 08:11 PM (DD8+j)

86 77 More of this. 👏🇨🇦

https://tinyurl.com/5n8kdkme
1:54 minutes
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 07:56 PM (hovnC)

Last in, first out!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 08:05 PM (EhN0q

This is more of the shit that has me so angry these days. Watching the globalist assholes all do an about face and act like they didn't create the problem they now intend to fix.

It makes me furious. These asshole brought the world to the brink and now just pulling a shocked face.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2024 08:11 PM (Ud7de)

87 As a matter of curiosity, what is the drop across the bulb?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2024 08:03 PM (XeU6L)

About 12 volts on the bulb, and 15 on the LED. And my eyes are dazzled from looking at it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 08:11 PM (EhN0q)

88 I can't imagine being on a cruise for more than a few days, if that. A boatload of leftists would have executions on the Lido Deck in a month.

They'll eventually decide that the crew isn't diverse enough and force themselves into positions they have no experience or training in and run the ship into a sea mount, tearing a hole in the side and sinking it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 18, 2024 08:12 PM (lUFok)

89 tearing a hole in the side and sinking it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

That movie has already been made... more than once.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 18, 2024 08:13 PM (DD8+j)

90 That "weather event" on the Pacific Coast has evidently brought snow to my neck of the woods, about an inch, and temps are about 26 degrees F.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 08:13 PM (EhN0q)

91 "Mr. President, you need to see this."

"What? Okay. Talk to you later, Elon. What am I looking at here? This looks like something from 'The Enemy Below.'"

"It's a submarine, Mr. President. Very old, like the one in Chicago, likely crewed by Nazis."

"Are you telling me the Illinois Nazis have a submarine?"

"No, Mr. President. This may have come from Argentina or the secret Nazi bases in Antarctica."

"You're kidding."

"No, Mr. President. The UFO files also included hints of secret Nazi bases -"

"They also said the earth was hollow and that Haile Sellassie was God. The shit you people classified. Sink her!"

"It's not that simple, sir."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 18, 2024 08:14 PM (llXky)

92 They'll eventually decide that the crew isn't diverse enough and force themselves into positions they have no experience or training in and run the ship into a sea mount, tearing a hole in the side and sinking it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 18, 2024 08:12 PM (lUFok)

Been there, done that.

Posted by: New Zealand at November 18, 2024 08:14 PM (xcIvR)

93 Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 18, 2024 07:34 PM (mH6SG)

Peace Through Trump Dance

Posted by: kallisto at November 18, 2024 08:15 PM (jWL5R)

94 And if we can't see it, there's always DH's backside, which also counts as a supermoon.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Rated as Alaskan TMI!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 18, 2024 08:09 PM (DD8+j)

It's not like anyone else is gonna see that, out here in the hinterland.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 18, 2024 08:15 PM (eV8j6)

95 That movie has already been made... more than once.

What can I say, I love a happy ending.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 18, 2024 08:16 PM (lUFok)

96 62 Laki-Laki is destroying the erf!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2024 07:49 PM (XeU6L)

Making more "erf" in fact. Indonesia is built out of volcanoes.

I have one unit of my LED lamp rig running now. 24 volt transformer, full-wave bridge, 3300 uF filter, and a #67 automobile lamp bulb as a ballast resistor. It's been glimming away for 2 hours, and all parts are running cool.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 07:56 PM (EhN0q)
Don't seem safe around all that oil and gas Indonesia has. Does Brunei have volcanoes too?

Posted by: Eromero at November 18, 2024 08:16 PM (LHPAg)

97 My former House Rep Sean Duffy nominated for Sec of Transportation.

Posted by: davidt at November 18, 2024 08:16 PM (i0F8b)

98 I work across the street from where the Laken Riley trial is, and there's lots of camera crews but strangely no identifying signs of networks or who they are, just plain trucks and SUVs.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 18, 2024 08:16 PM (1+i9X)

99 I'd like to point out that I was doing the Trump dance in 8th grade, at the sock hop. Trump doesn't even do a white man's overbite, so he's a real amateur.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 08:16 PM (xCA6C)

100 A. H. Lloyd, the Argentinian Navy has verified another German sub sunk off the coast of Argentina that they previously had not charted. Older locals said that the crew landed and "went inland"

Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2024 08:17 PM (D7oie)

101 On that hideous cruise, order the shishkabob. You'll need the skewer for defensive purposes.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 18, 2024 08:17 PM (eV8j6)

102 Man, I'm watching Rambo III... 36 year old American propaganda about the USSR's war in Afghanistan is a trip. It's like watching a parody of ourselves.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2024 08:17 PM (7oYYI)

103 And if we can't see it, there's always DH's backside, which also counts as a supermoon.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Rated as Alaskan TMI!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 18, 2024 08:09 PM (DD8+j)

It's not like anyone else is gonna see that, out here in the hinterland.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 18, 2024 08:15 PM (eV8j6)

So pale, so bright. Visible for miles. Like a lighthouse beacon.

Posted by: Alaskan Moose at November 18, 2024 08:18 PM (Aqu9a)

104 They'll eventually decide that the crew isn't diverse enough
Posted by: Blanco Basura


Cruise ship employees are very diverse.

But the lefties will definitely have issues with how skin tone changes as you go from "officer" to "entertainment staff" to "food service" to "housekeeping....."

Posted by: mikeski at November 18, 2024 08:18 PM (DgGvY)

105 AtC has a troll...

alexandriabrown @alexthechick 58m
Hey, everyone! I'm literally a teen boy! I don't know why this being who attempted to lawsplain to me has decided to go off but, here you go, here's your attention.

Also, this is, in fact, creepy as fuck, and I am, in fact, using humor to deflect from how upsetting this is.

https://tinyurl.com/3xyc73zt
screencaps

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 08:19 PM (hovnC)

106 97 My former House Rep Sean Duffy nominated for Sec of Transportation.
Posted by: davidt at November 18, 2024 08:16 PM (i0F8b)

Can you get him to do something about the idiot Anchorage Assembly? They just slapped a 7.5% tariff on anything coming through the Port of Anchorage, which means, on anything coming into Alaska. Since we have exactly one barge carrier who brings everything, guess who is gonna pay the difference?

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 18, 2024 08:19 PM (eV8j6)

107 So pale, so bright. Visible for miles. Like a lighthouse beacon.
Posted by: Alaskan Moose at November 18, 2024 08:18 PM (Aqu9a)

Speaking of which, we had a nice, calm and uninterested mama moose wander through last week followed by two youngish suitors. Dating season has definitely begun. I believe she swiped left as she wandered off toward the lake.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 18, 2024 08:21 PM (eV8j6)

108 We're supposed to get snow Wednesday night. In Indiana.
[facepalm]

SNOWCOPOLYPSE!

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 18, 2024 08:21 PM (Rbu5d)

109 76 I fully intend to watch the supermoon from the confines of my hot tub, while the temperature plummets below zero here tonight.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 18, 2024 08:05 PM (eV8j6)

That sounds awesome. *checks flights to AK

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 18, 2024 08:22 PM (OX9vb)

110 Caribbean depth - there’s a trench off of Puerto Rico that’s 28,000 feet deep. I guess it’d be a good place to drop something if you never wanted to see it again.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 08:22 PM (W6hoT)

111
@35

Cut down uniform ey? Things can get wet in a sub; I thought the captain of the sub would wear a NorYeaster.

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 18, 2024 08:22 PM (NMT5x)

112 Hello folks, a little late dropping in, and ...

What's that smell????? Nevermind, it's so putrid it can only be one thing. Yep, polymorphically-perverse penguins in the Café again.

We must have severely disappointed Ace yet again. :-(

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 18, 2024 08:22 PM (a3Q+t)

113 The absurd dramatization of weather actually seems to capture a lot of the cultural decline. The hysteria, narcissism, ignorance and lack of seriousness.

Totally agree. Life has become a soap opera.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 18, 2024 08:22 PM (mH6SG)

114 68 Indonesia should keep an eye out for Professor Oliver Lindenbrook and his crew.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2024 08:00 PM (Aqu9a)
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Hopefully he brings Arlene Dahl with him, and leaves Pat Boone in the volcano.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 18, 2024 08:23 PM (QdGJh)

115 Yay, elephants!

Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2024 08:23 PM (NpAcC)

116 Speaking of the Trump Dance, a guy who made it through the Eighties without watching The Last Dragon was asking about it on X. All we loyal fans had to tell him how fun, exciting, and very Eighties it was!

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 18, 2024 08:23 PM (XjTSo)

117 I work across the street from where the Laken Riley trial is, and there's lots of camera crews but strangely no identifying signs of networks or who they are, just plain trucks and SUVs.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 18, 2024 08:16 PM (1+i9X)
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That's pretty common now. Time was everything had the big logo on it, but I think a lot of media are just stringers, hired to cover events and bounce between assignments. Stations can't afford to keep full-time staff on the payroll.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 18, 2024 08:23 PM (llXky)

118 Feds Raid Diddy’s Jail Cell, Legal Team Says: REPORT

Posted by: SMOD at November 18, 2024 08:25 PM (GITLP)

119 A. H. Lloyd, the Argentinian Navy has verified another German sub sunk off the coast of Argentina that they previously had not charted. Older locals said that the crew landed and "went inland"
Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2024 08:17 PM (D7oie)
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Argentina has such a strong German cultural part of it that I'm not surprised. The Condor Legion got its name because of Germans from South America who were serving as translators thought it was cool. They were unaware that Spain had no condors.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 18, 2024 08:25 PM (llXky)

120 Cut down uniform ey? Things can get wet in a sub; I thought the captain of the sub would wear a NorYeaster.
Posted by: haffhowershower at November 18, 2024 08:22 PM (NMT5x)
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As the story goes on and heats up, they'll have to peel those clothes off. Probably not tonight, though.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 18, 2024 08:26 PM (llXky)

121 How fast things have changed.

>>@paulsperry_
·
>>24m
Well, well, looks who's also suddenly kissing up to Trump: "I'm not against the former president," said Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell, who called Trump a "fascist" during the election, and before that, an "agent of Russia."

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 08:26 PM (LkLld)

122 110
'there’s a trench off of Puerto Rico that’s 28,000 feet deep. I guess it’d be a good place to drop something if you never wanted to see it again.'

It seems like if someone nearby had a lot of garbage they could weigh it down and then bombs away.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 18, 2024 08:28 PM (3wi/L)

123 Totally agree. Life has become a soap opera.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 18, 2024 08:22 PM (mH6SG)
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Our culture has been feminized. Gone are the masculine values of stoic reserve and quite courage. Virtue is now found in freaking out about everything, and people actually record their tantrums so that they can get sympathy.

Gen X must meet this trend with withering, caustic comedy. Justine Bateman is showing the way. These people need to be mocked and humiliated.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 18, 2024 08:29 PM (llXky)

124 110 Caribbean depth - there’s a trench off of Puerto Rico that’s 28,000 feet deep. I guess it’d be a good place to drop something if you never wanted to see it again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 08:22 PM (W6hoT)


This is about me isn't it?

Posted by: Puerto Rican Garbage at November 18, 2024 08:30 PM (NMT5x)

125 The hurricane channel has no professional old-timey forecasters anymore. The original Weather Channel had military trained meteorologists, these rain-clowns today just run around weeping and peeing their pants scaring the children. And N.Y. state death squads murdered the best natural weather predictor, Peanut the squirrel. And his sidekick Fred, who really only did chow runs.

Posted by: Eromero at November 18, 2024 08:30 PM (LHPAg)

126 59 The 4 time #1 song by different artists is The Locomotion.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 18, 2024 07:55
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That was Little Eva. Man I'm old!

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la bamba at November 18, 2024 08:30 PM (i0xsb)

127 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 17h
NEW: Police in central Thailand said they barricaded themselves into their own station over the weekend, after a menacing mob of 200 escaped monkeys ran riot on the town

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 08:31 PM (hovnC)

128 It seems like if someone nearby had a lot of garbage they could weigh it down and then bombs away.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 18, 2024 08:28 PM (3wi/L)

Separate out all the plastic, compress the remainder into dense bales that won't float (ballast with rocks, if need be), and then melt the plastic, and wrap the bales with molten plastic strands to keep them intact. Dump into deep ocean.

Or you could just burn all the trash to generate electricity, and then bale and dump the ash...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 08:31 PM (EhN0q)

129 My former House Rep Sean Duffy nominated for Sec of Transportation.
Posted by: davidt at November 18, 2024 08:16 PM (i0F8b)
*******
I will miss him on The Bottom Line on FBN.
I watch his wife Rachel Campos-Duffy on F&F weekends. I suppose she will no longer be there.
It's crazy because they recently bought a big home in NJ and Pete Hegseth bought a big farm in Tennessee.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2024 08:32 PM (NpAcC)

130 There it is!! Penguin lust!! Nothing but urges from hell!!




Ack!

Posted by: Fundamentally Oral Bill at November 18, 2024 08:32 PM (DTX3h)

131 61 So that Inman clip, the one with the explosion and which Ace gave the "bigger content warning"...doesn't exist. Apparently.

Is there a better link?

Posted by: SimoHayha at November 18, 2024 07:56 PM (KfVMM)
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I changed the X to xcancel and it worked.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la bamba at November 18, 2024 08:32 PM (i0xsb)

132 The only reason Trudeau is cracking down on immigration is he expects caravans of libtards and movie stars moving up to the Real El Norte.

Posted by: kallisto at November 18, 2024 08:32 PM (sgefD)

133 126 59 The 4 time #1 song by different artists is The Locomotion.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 18, 2024 07:55
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That was Little Eva. Man I'm old!
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la bamba at November 18, 2024 08:30 PM (i0xsb)

------------------

I like the GFR version.

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 18, 2024 08:33 PM (NMT5x)

134 NEW: Police in central Thailand said they barricaded themselves into their own station over the weekend, after a menacing mob of 200 escaped monkeys ran riot on the town
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 08:31 PM (hovnC)
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"Let's rock and roollll!"
- Lt. Pham, using the chain gun.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 18, 2024 08:33 PM (llXky)

135 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 17h
NEW: Police in central Thailand said they barricaded themselves into their own station over the weekend, after a menacing mob of 200 escaped monkeys ran riot on the town
Posted by: andycanuck


They're just miffed that the bears are getting all the "out of control" press.

Posted by: mikeski at November 18, 2024 08:33 PM (DgGvY)

136 Well, well, looks who's also suddenly kissing up to Trump: "I'm not against the former president," said Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell, who called Trump a "fascist" during the election, and before that, an "agent of Russia."
Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 08:26 PM (LkLld)

Is "ambassador to Sentinel Island" already taken?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 08:33 PM (EhN0q)

137 'there’s a trench off of Puerto Rico that’s 28,000 feet deep. I guess it’d be a good place to drop something if you never wanted to see it again.'
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It seems like if someone nearby had a lot of garbage they could weigh it down and then bombs away.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 18, 2024 08:28 PM (3wi/L)

The aliens living down there called and said "don't."

Posted by: BurtTC at November 18, 2024 08:33 PM (lH8E4)

138 From the annals of leftist autophagy: (Insty)

Taylor Lorenz calls both the NYT and NPR "right-wing".

Of the NYT, "right wing opinions are fine, left wing opinions are not."

"NPR is extreme right-wing."

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 08:34 PM (xCA6C)

139 Late arriving Penguin haters are as welcome as a pustule on Prom Night.

Posted by: Penguin Pete at November 18, 2024 08:34 PM (nS6qG)

140 Well, well, looks who's also suddenly kissing up to Trump: "I'm not against the former president," said Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell, who called Trump a "fascist" during the election, and before that, an "agent of Russia."
Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 08:26 PM (LkLld)
*******
Probably rehearsing for Thanksgiving. He mentioned that pretty much his entire family supported Trump.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2024 08:35 PM (NpAcC)

141 Or you could just burn all the trash to generate electricity, and then bale and dump the ash...

Pfffffft. Build another Pantheon.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 08:35 PM (xCA6C)

142 This is Manatee Awareness month. Awareness of Manatees is your responsibility.

Posted by: The Huge Manatee at November 18, 2024 08:36 PM (z0QHk)

143 Thank you Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la bamba! That xcancel link worked.

Dang, lots of sudden visits to Cerebus in that video. Hope they got to Minos before being totally used as a chew toy.

Posted by: SimoHayha at November 18, 2024 08:36 PM (KfVMM)

144 >>Probably rehearsing for Thanksgiving. He mentioned that pretty much his entire family supported Trump.

I think a good many of them realize we aren't falling for any stupid hoaxes this time and Trump is coming out swinging with a DOJ that will be really enforcing the law this time.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 08:37 PM (LkLld)

145 Is "ambassador to Sentinel Island" already taken?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 08:33 PM (EhN0q)


Or Ilha da Queimada Grande. Then he could be among his own kind.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 18, 2024 08:37 PM (lH8E4)

146 31 Holy shit. Why do people insist on talking LOUDLY
on their cellphones on public transportation?

Obnoxious and irritating.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 18, 2024 07:43 PM (pzN/K)


Evening, ma'am. Project 2025 will ban people talking loudly on their speakerphones. This is why Trump won.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 18, 2024 08:37 PM (v23vE)

147 Is "ambassador to Sentinel Island" already taken?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 08:33 PM (EhN0q)


Or Ilha da Queimada Grande. Then he could be among his own kind.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 18, 2024 08:37 PM (lH8E4)
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The Kerguelen Islands would also be good.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 18, 2024 08:38 PM (z0QHk)

148 Machete-attacker caught...

Breaking911 @Breaking911 6h
Two men were killed, and a woman critically injured in an unprovoked stabbing spree in Manhattan on Monday morning. The attacker is a 51 y/o homeless man with 8 prior arrests, and was apprehended with the help of a cab driver.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 08:38 PM (hovnC)

149 Taylor Lorenz calls both the NYT and NPR "right-wing".

Of the NYT, "right wing opinions are fine, left wing opinions are not."

"NPR is extreme right-wing."

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 08:34 PM (xCA6C)

Well, teenagers aren't very bright. Even if they are 98 years old.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 08:38 PM (EhN0q)

150 I worked on Landsat-9. What a kluge.

There's like 100 miles of wire in that thing.

Posted by: pawn at November 18, 2024 08:38 PM (QB+5g)

151 128
'Or you could just burn all the trash to generate electricity, and then bale and dump the ash...'

I have to say the Puerto Ricans aren't showing a lot of initiative here.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 18, 2024 08:40 PM (3wi/L)

152 "NPR is extreme right-wing."

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 08:34 PM (xCA6C)

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day. Imagine thinking that.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 18, 2024 08:40 PM (OX9vb)

153 Is this the penguin thread?

Posted by: Zombie Tennessee Tuxedo at November 18, 2024 08:40 PM (mH6SG)

154 Southwest airlines was giving me travel advisories on a wind storm, named Anna or some such that was blowing near Denver, two days before my flight.
Posted by: Beartooth


Ahhh...the storm to end all storms!
Supposed to hit Oregon tomorrow evening and I'm getting warnings on my phone and I'm up by Seattle. Ooooooo!!!!! I'd better evacuate!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2024 08:41 PM (W/lyH)

155 Didn’t get to see the last kick to the child slapper . The guy was really winding up for a good one too.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 18, 2024 08:41 PM (D6PGr)

156 Is this the penguin thread?
Posted by: Zombie Tennessee Tuxedo at November 18, 2024 08:40 PM (mH6SG)
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Missed it by *that* much.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 18, 2024 08:41 PM (z0QHk)

157 So Trump has given Marco Rubio and Shaun Duffey cabinet positions, seems like he's just going to nominate everyone the Ewoks had an unhealthy crush on.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 18, 2024 08:41 PM (TFHbj)

158 This is Manatee Awareness month. Awareness of Manatees is your responsibility.
Posted by: The Huge Manatee at November 18, 2024 08:36 PM (z0QHk)

Ohhh, kay:

https://tinyurl.com/3zhvn5n6

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 08:41 PM (EhN0q)

159 150 I worked on Landsat-9. What a kluge.

There's like 100 miles of wire in that thing.
Posted by: pawn at November 18, 2024 08:38 PM (QB+5g)


You mean, like a kite? :-)

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 18, 2024 08:42 PM (NMT5x)

160 Pull the plug on NPR! Or change it to National Penguin Radio.

Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at November 18, 2024 08:42 PM (nS6qG)

161 Late arriving Penguin haters are as welcome as a pustule on Prom Night.
Posted by: Penguin Pete at November 18, 2024 08:34 PM


Pustule on Prom Night >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>> Pustulent Projectile Poop all over everything at the Prom

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 18, 2024 08:43 PM (a3Q+t)

162 57 Best catch ever: https://tinyurl.com/2yshhemt
Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2024 07:54 PM (u1uWe)

65 That thing Lizzy linked @57 really shoulda been a post all in itself here. Rich base material for discussion. Saw it yesterday and was surprised it hasn't been a bigger deal.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 18, 2024 07:58 PM (1m82a)


Legend. He should have been signed to a minor-league contract before leaving the outfield bleachers.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 18, 2024 08:45 PM (v23vE)

163
On Wednesday we here in Maryland are going to be blasted by sub-tropical sprinkle Beatrice brought on by the el-nino headed west to east. We are bracing for wet cars and slippery walking conditions. Prayers up
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report

====================

MY GOD. Get your animals indoors.

Posted by: Us Dolphins at November 18, 2024 08:45 PM (I87yH)

164 152 "NPR is extreme right-wing."

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 08:34 PM (xCA6C)

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day. Imagine thinking that.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 18, 2024 08:40 PM (OX9vb)
She don't think that, she only said that. It was a lie, because she can't tell the truth.

Posted by: Eromero at November 18, 2024 08:46 PM (LHPAg)

165 "NPR is extreme right-wing."

--

(wheezing nose-breathing into mic recovering stroke victim says pro-America things in monotone voice in between Volvo commercials)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Greater stakes, Karmella lost 10M votes while Trump stayed the same? at November 18, 2024 08:46 PM (JV4oo)

166 >>I have to say the Puerto Ricans aren't showing a lot of initiative here.

Here? Clearly, you haven't spent a lot of time in PR.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 08:46 PM (LkLld)

167 We must to learn this Trump dance.

Give the people what they want

Posted by: Ghanaian Pallbearers at November 18, 2024 08:46 PM (+w4kg)

168 105 AtC has a troll...

alexandriabrown @alexthechick 58m
Hey, everyone! I'm literally a teen boy! I don't know why this being who attempted to lawsplain to me has decided to go off but, here you go, here's your attention.

Also, this is, in fact, creepy as fuck, and I am, in fact, using humor to deflect from how upsetting this is.

https://tinyurl.com/3xyc73zt
screencaps
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 08:19 PM (hovnC)


Oooh, somebody needs to sit that troll down and explain why trolling Alex is a very, very , VERY bad idea.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 18, 2024 08:48 PM (v23vE)

169 Ohhh, kay:

https://tinyurl.com/3zhvn5n6
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 08:41 PM (EhN0q)
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WAH!!

Posted by: The Huge Manatee at November 18, 2024 08:48 PM (z0QHk)

170 Breaking911 @Breaking911 6h
Incoming Border Tom Homan: "We got over 300,000 missing children...This administration released them to unvetted sponsors...We need to save these children." 🔥

https://tinyurl.com/3rxsbjzt
49 seconds; outlines full border/deportation plans too.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 08:48 PM (hovnC)

171
"It's not that simple, sir."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

=======================

Well don't just leave us hanging!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 18, 2024 08:48 PM (I87yH)

172 153 Is this the penguin thread?
Posted by: Zombie Tennessee Tuxedo

Mr. Tuxedo, how did you and Chumley meet? Don't think there was an origin episode in your fine series. All the best from a rabid fan.

Posted by: Zombie Peanut The Squirrel at November 18, 2024 08:49 PM (nS6qG)

173 Ghanian Pallbearers doing Trump dance would be epic. Surely someone can make AI do this.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 18, 2024 08:49 PM (OX9vb)

174 We must to learn this Trump dance.

Give the people what they want
Posted by: Ghanaian Pallbearers at November 18, 2024 08:46 PM (+w4kg)

Pallbearers sing: "Guy dead we say! Guy dead we say!"

(throw casket high in air, do Trump dance with arms, catch casket on way down)

Rinse and repeat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 08:49 PM (EhN0q)

175 163
On Wednesday we here in Maryland are going to be blasted by sub-tropical sprinkle Beatrice brought on by the el-nino headed west to east. We are bracing for wet cars and slippery walking conditions. Prayers up
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report

====================

MY GOD. Get your animals indoors.
Posted by: Us Dolphins at November 18, 2024 08:45 PM (I87yH)
And get the eel-screens up on the windows.

Posted by: Eromero at November 18, 2024 08:49 PM (LHPAg)

176 166
'Here? Clearly, you haven't spent a lot of time in PR.'

It was irony. Their commitment to relaxation is well known.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 18, 2024 08:49 PM (3wi/L)

177 Supermoon looks great through that telescope.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2024 08:49 PM (u82oZ)

178 Breaking911 @Breaking911 5h
Porn lawyer Michael Avenatti is publicly licking Trump’s boots in hopes a pardon 😂

Michael Avenatti @MichaelAvenatti 6h
The hush money verdict should be promptly thrown out by Judge Merchan and the case immediately dismissed. It was always a political prosecution solely designed to keep President Trump from being elected, founded on the perjury of grifters Cohen & Daniels. While the country moves forward, Cohen & Daniels can crawl back where they came from.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 08:50 PM (hovnC)

179
Sharknado: "Behold my horror!"

Manateenado: "Hold my beer."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 18, 2024 08:50 PM (I87yH)

180 The aliens living down there called and said "don't."
Posted by: BurtTC at November 18, 2024 08:33 PM (lH8E4)


The Deep Ones kept sending it all back.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2024 08:50 PM (D7oie)

181 JackStraw

I drove some of the wardroom to The Black Angus when my first ship was at Rossy Roads NS.

I hear the place is closed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2024 08:51 PM (u82oZ)

182 Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 08:50 PM (hovnC)

He’s a low life but I think he has been saying similar things prior to Trump being elected.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 18, 2024 08:51 PM (D6PGr)

183 This administration released them to unvetted sponsors...

--

(air quotes)

"unvetted sponsors"

It sucks to accept that our government is aiding, assisting, cooperating, etc. with cartels for child s3x slavery and has been in the business for years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Greater stakes, Karmella lost 10M votes while Trump stayed the same? at November 18, 2024 08:52 PM (JV4oo)

184
Ghanian Pallbearers doing Trump dance would be epic. Surely someone can make AI do this.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

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Ghanaian Pallbearers is an all-purpose meme and by heavens, we've forgotten it too long and it MUST be brought back and started with Sunny Hostin asking Madam La-zonga if she would do anything different from Biden.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 18, 2024 08:52 PM (I87yH)

185 Manateenado: "Hold my beer."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office

I did get Darleen a 12 pack of Natty Daddys

Posted by: Considerate Miklos at November 18, 2024 08:52 PM (+w4kg)

186 Shapiro finally says something. It’s lame.

Statement from Governor Josh Shapiro "As I have made clear for years, every eligible Pennsylvanian's vote should be counted in every race - and thanks to the hard work of Republican and Democratic election officials all across the
Commonwealth, Pennsylvania has held another free, fair, safe, and secure election. As counties continued counting ballots from the 2024 general election and a mandatory
stati sisting uniat in main alons te a caused signicant comesion and coenres i challenging legal position. Both my predecessor and I have repeatedly called on lawmakers to deliver greater clarity on mail-in voting - and due to certain legislative actors refusing to act on
critical election reforms, this issue had been left to the courts. Given this lack of clarity, county officials in each of our 67 counties were damned if they did and damned if they didn't - likely facing legal action no matter which decision they made on
counting. The Department of State had advised counties repeatedly of their duty to segregate challenged provisional ballots and undated ballots in anticipation of a ruling by the court. The court has now ruled on the counting

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 08:52 PM (e8mjv)

187 Oh shit, do we have a game tonight?

Posted by: Dallas Cowboys at November 18, 2024 08:53 PM (u73oe)

188 Didn’t get to see the last kick to the child slapper . The guy was really winding up for a good one too.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 18, 2024 08:41 PM (D6PGr)


see, that was what soccer was all about before the EU-weenies got a hold of it. How to commit blatant career-ending fouls without being caught by the refs.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2024 08:53 PM (D7oie)

189 The Deep Ones kept sending it all back.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2024 08:50 PM (D7oie)

Well, that's what volcanoes are for. All that smoke and ash out of Kali-kali was once sea bottom in some deep-sea trench offshore of Indonesia.

Down she goes, and up she comes! Sort of like Kamala.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 08:53 PM (EhN0q)

190 Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
JUST IN: Rep. Nancy Mace Introduces Resolution to Ban Transgender Women from Women's Restrooms at U.S. Capitol Ahead of Rep.-Elect Sarah McBride's Arrival -- FNC

McBride is the first openly transgender person elected to Congress.

https://tinyurl.com/yak83ysk
photo of s/h/it

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 08:53 PM (hovnC)

191 181 JackStraw

I drove some of the wardroom to The Black Angus when my first ship was at Rossy Roads NS.

I hear the place is closed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2024 08:51 PM (u82oZ)
I ain't thought of that place in years. Thanks, NaCly Dog.

Posted by: Eromero at November 18, 2024 08:54 PM (LHPAg)

192 As counties continued counting ballots from the 2024 general election and a mandatory
stati sisting uniat in main alons te a caused signicant comesion and coenres i challenging legal position.
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I hate when there's significant comesion.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 18, 2024 08:54 PM (z0QHk)

193 >>I drove some of the wardroom to The Black Angus when my first ship was at Rossy Roads NS.

>>I hear the place is closed.

I sat next to a couple on one of my flights last week and he was wearing a Roosevelt Roads ball cap. He was stationed there back in the day. Nice guy.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 08:54 PM (LkLld)

194 183
'It sucks to accept that our government is aiding, assisting, cooperating,'

OTOH. It makes it that much easier to throw them in the slammer.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 18, 2024 08:55 PM (3wi/L)

195 110 Caribbean depth - there’s a trench off of Puerto Rico that’s 28,000 feet deep. I guess it’d be a good place to drop something if you never wanted to see it again.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 08:22 PM (W6hoT)
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Discarded windfarm blades? Or do those float?

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, le pale delle eliche rotte at November 18, 2024 08:55 PM (i0xsb)

196 and a mandatory
stati sisting uniat in main alons te a caused signicant comesion and coenres i challenging legal position. Both my predecessor and I have repeatedly called on lawmakers to deliver greater clarity on mail-in voting

Now that there's some gen-u-wine Greater Clarity!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 08:56 PM (EhN0q)

197 A.H., please continue with the Unterseeboot saga. I'm captivated by it/

Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at November 18, 2024 08:57 PM (tmPIh)

198 @186/Piper: " ... stati sisting uniat in main alons te a caused signicant comesion and coenres i ... "

Wut?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 18, 2024 08:57 PM (O7YUW)

199 The only two states that never had a commercial gold mine are Hawaii and Kentucky.

Posted by: Eddie's Ore Cart at November 18, 2024 08:57 PM (nS6qG)

200 https://tinyurl.com/yak83ysk
photo of s/h/it
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 08:53 PM (hovnC)

Damn! Looks exactly like what Richard Levine sees when he looks in the mirror.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 08:58 PM (EhN0q)

201 The only two states that never had a commercial gold mine are Hawaii and Kentucky.
Posted by: Eddie's Ore Cart at November 18, 2024 08:57 PM (nS6qG)

Florida?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 08:59 PM (EhN0q)

202 Maybe she is a teen boy.

Posted by: Teen Peen at November 18, 2024 08:59 PM (WQ7Xk)

203 Sorry, no idea how the slash ended up where the period goes in the previous comment.

Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at November 18, 2024 08:59 PM (tmPIh)

204 Commercial gold is good gold.

Posted by: Eromero at November 18, 2024 08:59 PM (LHPAg)

205 190 Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
JUST IN: Rep. Nancy Mace Introduces Resolution to Ban Transgender Women from Women's Restrooms at U.S. Capitol Ahead of Rep.-Elect Sarah McBride's Arrival -- FNC

McBride is the first openly transgender person elected to Congress.

https://tinyurl.com/yak83ysk
photo of s/h/it
Posted by: andycanuck (ho

I wish they'd just go back to ' cross dressing' or ' transvestite'. Too confusing. Is this new congressperson a man pretending to be a woman or a woman pretending to be a man ?

Posted by: LASue at November 18, 2024 09:00 PM (lCppi)

206 The only two states that never had a commercial gold mine are Hawaii and Kentucky.
Posted by: Eddie's Ore Cart

Kentucky produces a lot of gold.

Posted by: McConnell Holdings (Hong Kong) at November 18, 2024 09:00 PM (+w4kg)

207 190 Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
JUST IN: Rep. Nancy Mace Introduces Resolution to Ban Transgender Women from Women's Restrooms at U.S. Capitol Ahead of Rep.-Elect Sarah McBride's Arrival -- FNC

McBride is the first openly transgender person elected to Congress.

https://tinyurl.com/yak83ysk
photo of s/h/it

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 08:53 PM (hovnC)
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Does IT wear falsies/padded bras? Does it have a dick? If dick is present then must use Men's bathrooms or be kicked in the balls -- congressional privilege you know,

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, le pale delle eliche rotte? at November 18, 2024 09:00 PM (i0xsb)

208
Nicolle Wallace just said "court martials."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 18, 2024 09:01 PM (I87yH)

209 Small amounts of gold were mined commercially in NE Florida in the late 1800s.

Posted by: Eddie's Ore Cart at November 18, 2024 09:01 PM (nS6qG)

210
Is this new congressperson a man pretending to be a woman or a woman pretending to be a man ?
Posted by: LASue

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Man in dress.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 18, 2024 09:02 PM (I87yH)

211 I wish they'd just go back to ' cross dressing' or ' transvestite'. Too confusing. Is this new congressperson a man pretending to be a woman or a woman pretending to be a man ?
Posted by: LASue at November 18, 2024 09:00 PM (lCppi)
This. Did anybody ever think Milton Berle was a woman? Not to any great length.

Posted by: Eromero at November 18, 2024 09:02 PM (LHPAg)

212 No gold mines in Kansas. Lead, zinc, coal, oil, but no gold.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2024 09:02 PM (u82oZ)

213 Nicolle Wallace just said "court martials."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office

That only applies to Corpsemen

Posted by: helpful Miklos helps at November 18, 2024 09:02 PM (+w4kg)

214 Small amounts of gold were mined commercially in NE Florida in the late 1800s.
Posted by: Eddie's Ore Cart at November 18, 2024 09:01 PM (nS6qG)

Interesting. Placer or hard rock?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 09:03 PM (EhN0q)

215 This. Did anybody ever think Milton Berle was a woman? Not to any great length.
Posted by: Eromero at November 18, 2024 09:02 PM (LHPAg)

Heh!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 09:03 PM (EhN0q)

216 https://tinyurl.com/yak83ysk
photo of s/h/it
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 08:53 PM (hovnC)

Damn! Looks exactly like what Richard Levine sees when he looks in the mirror.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


That one doesn't look as awful as most of them. I've actually met a natural woman who looks a bit like him.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 18, 2024 09:03 PM (4XwPj)

217 " ... stati sisting uniat in main alons te a caused signicant comesion and coenres i ... "

Wut?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant


Ask your doctor about Dafuqusey, the only pill proven to treat acute Raimondism.

Posted by: mikeski at November 18, 2024 09:04 PM (DgGvY)

218 197 A.H., please continue with the Unterseeboot saga. I'm captivated by it/

Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at November 18, 2024 08:57 PM (tmPIh)
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Sergeant Bigglesworth, when did you join the clergy?

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la cucina adesso e pulita at November 18, 2024 09:04 PM (i0xsb)

219 That one doesn't look as awful as most of them. I've actually met a natural woman who looks a bit like him.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 18, 2024 09:03 PM (4XwPj)

He's not actively ugly, but it's plain to see, he ain't no she.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 09:05 PM (EhN0q)

220 Kansas gold was all fraud: 2007 Mining History Journal.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2024 09:06 PM (u82oZ)

221 Okay this is funny. https://tinyurl.com/4k8k2wpn

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 09:06 PM (11JP3)

222 212 No gold mines in Kansas. Lead, zinc, coal, oil, but no gold.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2024 09:02 PM (u82oZ)
Not like Allentown. Iron and coke, chromium steel.

Posted by: Eromero at November 18, 2024 09:06 PM (LHPAg)

223 Is this new congressperson a man pretending to be a woman or a woman pretending to be a man ?

Just another marcher in the endless parade of human debris.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 18, 2024 09:06 PM (mH6SG)

224 The whole NYT and NPR are right wingers cracks me up.

I looked at the ARNP I support and told her flat out, " I'm a right winger. Ask me what right wing is."

And FoxNews isn't right wing.

She argued with me. I rolled my eyes.
"Do you really think you know what right wing is better than I do?"

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 18, 2024 09:06 PM (B96Jb)

225
It's 19 degrees here in SW Wyoming and snowing. Thank goodness for indoor plumbing and heat, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at November 18, 2024 09:07 PM (3ek7K)

226 196 and a mandatory
stati sisting uniat in main alons te a caused signicant comesion and coenres i challenging legal position. Both my predecessor and I have repeatedly called on lawmakers to deliver greater clarity on mail-in voting

Now that there's some gen-u-wine Greater Clarity!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 08:56 PM (EhN0q)

It was a copy and paste that went very wonky.

But it really is kind of an improvement over the actual statement.

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 09:08 PM (11JP3)

227 There are/were meager placer deposits and some beach gold in quantities too small to be viable.

Posted by: Eddie's Ore Cart at November 18, 2024 09:08 PM (nS6qG)

228 I hate when there's significant comesion.
Posted by: Captain Obvious


Messed up more turbo encabulators than even the bilateral frangulation issue.

Posted by: mikeski at November 18, 2024 09:08 PM (DgGvY)

229 Being a woman is a whole lot more than wearing a wig, a dress and cosmetic surgery.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 18, 2024 09:09 PM (B96Jb)

230 https://tinyurl.com/ynta68xn

Here is a link to the statement from Shapiro, in English.

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 09:09 PM (11JP3)

231 Kansas gold was all fraud: 2007 Mining History Journal.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2024 09:06 PM (u82oZ)

If you are mining lead and zinc on a large scale, there might be a tiny amount of gold report to the concentrate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 09:10 PM (EhN0q)

232 What is the section of the UCMJ for court marshalling trannies in the service for "Undergarments unbecoming for an officer"?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2024 09:10 PM (WXNFJ)

233 Being a woman is a whole lot more than wearing a wig, a dress and cosmetic surgery.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 18, 2024 09:09 PM (B96Jb)
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Making sammiches.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 18, 2024 09:10 PM (RIvkX)

234
It was a copy and paste that went very wonky.

Posted by: Piper

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Which is the wonky part? It all looks like the same guy talking to me.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 18, 2024 09:11 PM (I87yH)

235 219
'He's not actively ugly, '

Ha-ha . Down, boy.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 18, 2024 09:11 PM (3wi/L)

236 #190 addendum:

Ace of Spades retweeted
Kerry Picket @KerryPicket 2h
The resolution comes just weeks before the House is expected to swear in a new Congress which will include Rep.-elect Sarah McBride, Delaware Democrat, 34, who will become the first transgender congressional lawmaker. The Washington Times reached out to McBride.

The response to the resolution could become dicey given the location of the men’s and women’s restrooms that House lawmakers use during votes.

There are two restrooms exclusively intended for male and female lawmakers located off the House floor on opposite wings, just outside the Speaker’s Lobby.

The women’s restroom is located on the Democrats' side of the floor, while the men’s room is located on the GOP side.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 09:12 PM (hovnC)

237 224

'She argued with me. I rolled my eyes.
"Do you really think you know what right wing is better than I do?"'

If she's a left winger, yes, she does.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 18, 2024 09:12 PM (3wi/L)

238 The tall, lithe, blond Captain of U-69 ran her hands along the periscope shaft as it descended.

"Blow fore and aft main tanks for "Battle Stations, surface."

The gunnery team prepared the 5 inch gun for a shot across the cruise liner's bow. Torpedoes were reserved for now; the 4th Antarctic Reich had so few to spare.

On the cruise ship, Ship's Security sighted in the twin 50-cal machine guns, checked the headspace, and waited to open fire on the new pirates.

When suddenly ...

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2024 09:13 PM (u82oZ)

239 Which is the wonky part? It all looks like the same guy talking to me.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 18, 2024 09:11 PM (I87yH)

In the middle. I just posted a link.

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 09:13 PM (11JP3)

240 Is this new congressperson a man pretending to be a woman or a woman pretending to be a man ?

Just another marcher in the endless parade of human debris.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 18, 2024 09:06 PM (mH6SG)
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Just indicative of the fact that we are still a divided country. The hard core blue areas will fight to stay hard blue, and produce a person like this.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2024 09:13 PM (W/lyH)

241 >>>59 The 4 time #1 song by different artists is The Locomotion.

I guess we all just saw Professor of Rock's video today.

Posted by: ace at November 18, 2024 09:13 PM (KRtlO)

242 225
It's 19 degrees here in SW Wyoming and snowing. Thank goodness for indoor plumbing and heat, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at November 18, 2024 09:07 PM (3ek7K)
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Wait. Shouldn't global warming have brought an end to snow?

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la cucina era sporca at November 18, 2024 09:13 PM (i0xsb)

243 The TrumpDance compilation from the prior thread just cracks me up.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
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Those links are not working for me. Happens.

Posted by: From about That Time at November 18, 2024 09:13 PM (4780s)

244 There are/were meager placer deposits and some beach gold in quantities too small to be viable.
Posted by: Eddie's Ore Cart at November 18, 2024 09:08 PM (nS6qG)

Kind of like the sand bars on the North Saskatchewan River in Edmonton, Alberta. Some hobos made "almost wages" panning them for gold during the Great Depression.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 09:13 PM (EhN0q)

245 We all laughed at the Monty Python skit with the fairies doing close order drill.

Now you'd probably get arrested.

Posted by: pawn at November 18, 2024 09:14 PM (QB+5g)

246 Alberta Oil Peon

We have 7 Kimberlite pipes in my county. Some reach the surface. All are devoid of diamonds.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2024 09:14 PM (u82oZ)

247 Being a woman is a whole lot more than wearing a wig, a dress and cosmetic surgery.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 18, 2024 09:09 PM (B96Jb)
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Making sammiches.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 18, 2024 09:10 PM (RIvkX)
****

Oooo...
Slowly backs away...

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2024 09:15 PM (W/lyH)

248 Sergeant Bigglesworth, when did you join the clergy?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la cucina adesso e pulita

To tell the truth, I lost my fluency in RAF banter. Hebrew, Greek, and Latin were easier to parse than "Top hole, wizard prang, who's a tosserr, I don't reckon." My breaking point came when Squiffy said "Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how’s-your-father; hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie."

There was no going back after that.

Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at November 18, 2024 09:16 PM (tmPIh)

249 San Franpsycho

Can I have your stuff?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2024 09:16 PM (u82oZ)

250 232 What is the section of the UCMJ for court marshalling trannies in the service for "Undergarments unbecoming for an officer"?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2024 09:10 PM (WXNFJ)
Dress whites, standing in formation, guy in front of my female Yeoman buddy had two screws (propellers to non USN) tattooed on his buttcheeks.

Posted by: Eromero at November 18, 2024 09:17 PM (LHPAg)

251 Audit reveals 800 IRS employees that can immediately be fired.

All 800 owe back taxes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 09:18 PM (iU/IZ)

252 >>Making sammiches

Can I have your stuff?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 09:18 PM (LkLld)

253 You know what, I love making sammiches for my boys. I loved making a hot lunch for my husband to take to work. I loved making dinner for my family.

No worries.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 18, 2024 09:18 PM (MZ8pM)

254 The TrumpDance compilation from the prior thread just cracks me up.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
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Those links are not working for me. Happens.
Posted by: From about That Time at November 18, 2024 09:13 PM (4780s)
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Can't dance either huh?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2024 09:18 PM (W/lyH)

255 We have 7 Kimberlite pipes in my county. Some reach the surface. All are devoid of diamonds.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2024 09:14 PM (u82oZ)

Northern Alberta has numerous kimberlite pipes. At least one outcrops in the Buffalo Head Hills. No diamonds, as far as I know. Marie Lake in northeastern Alberta has a beach with distinctly purple sand, from a type of garnet associated with kimberlite pipes. It is quite a sight.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 09:19 PM (EhN0q)

256 Interesting. Placer or hard rock?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 09:03 PM (EhN0q)

I would imagine placer …

Posted by: browndog remembers at November 18, 2024 09:19 PM (chJ4C)

257 Beaten to the punch again.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 09:19 PM (LkLld)

258 Eromeo,

A good time in Subic, I assume. And a Machinist Mate is my call on the rate.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2024 09:19 PM (u82oZ)

259 241 >>>59 The 4 time #1 song by different artists is The Locomotion.

I guess we all just saw Professor of Rock's video today.
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2024 09:13 PM (KRtlO)

Everybody’s doing a brand new dance now….

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 09:20 PM (11JP3)

260 Breaking911 @Breaking911 6h
Incoming Border Tom Homan: "We got over 300,000 missing children...This administration released them to unvetted sponsors...We need to save these children."
====

Hearing this gives me so much relief. I'm 90% their locations (or destinations at least) are known and recorded by you-know-who.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 18, 2024 09:20 PM (RIvkX)

261 Watching Speak No Evil

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 18, 2024 09:20 PM (OTdqV)

262 253
'I love making sammiches for my boys.'

Where do you stand on foot rubs?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 18, 2024 09:20 PM (3wi/L)

263 There are two restrooms exclusively intended for male and female lawmakers located off the House floor on opposite wings, just outside the Speaker’s Lobby.

The women’s restroom is located on the Democrats' side of the floor, while the men’s room is located on the GOP side.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 09:12 PM (hovnC)

——————-

Tough shit, congress critter. Put a coffee can in your office.

Posted by: Duke Lowell. at November 18, 2024 09:21 PM (u73oe)

264 It's like you morons have never heard my recipe for pancakes.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 18, 2024 09:22 PM (RIvkX)

265 Alberta Oil Peon

We had some garnet crystals found in the one pipe that people can easily access. But not for years, and very small. Only a geologist would like them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2024 09:22 PM (u82oZ)

266 Tough shit, congress critter. Put a coffee can in your office.
Posted by: Duke Lowell. at November 18, 2024 09:21 PM (u73oe)

Or go outside and water the azaleas.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 09:22 PM (EhN0q)

267 You know what, I love making sammiches for my boys. I loved making a hot lunch for my husband to take to work. I loved making dinner for my family.

Good on ya, Nurse.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 18, 2024 09:22 PM (mH6SG)

268 Audit reveals 800 IRS employees that can immediately be fired.

All 800 owe back taxes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 09:18 PM (iU/IZ)


In Oregon employees of the department of Revenue must be in compliance with state and federal taxes, which means filed and paid or in some sort of authorized payment plan to resolve owed back taxes.
they also have to resolve all outstanding warrants, fines and traffic tickets since the DOR in Oregon acts as a collection agency for most other state agencies and municipal and county law enforcement.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2024 09:23 PM (D7oie)

269 258 Eromeo,

A good time in Subic, I assume. And a Machinist Mate is my call on the rate.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2024 09:19 PM (u82oZ)
Check and check. I didn't see it but my YN1 did and she wouldn't tell a fib would she?

Posted by: Eromero at November 18, 2024 09:23 PM (LHPAg)

270 Good news everyone, the USPS is issuing a Betty White stamp and raising rates.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 09:23 PM (iU/IZ)

271 {{{nurse ratched}}}

We could have a 'rons vs 'ettes sandwich making contest for the big meal.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2024 09:25 PM (u82oZ)

272 There’s a great big gold mine in the Superstition Mountains in Az. Bad things happen to people who go looking for it, though.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 09:25 PM (W6hoT)

273 Good news everyone, the USPS is issuing a Betty White stamp and raising rates.

Lol. F*ck them.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 18, 2024 09:25 PM (mH6SG)

274 We had some garnet crystals found in the one pipe that people can easily access. But not for years, and very small. Only a geologist would like them.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2024 09:22 PM (u82oZ)

Even in "diamond-rich" kimberlites, diamonds are not abundant. You would need to process a few hundred tons of kimberlite material to say definitively that there are no diamonds present.

I never got involved in the diamond game. It takes deep pockets to do even the most basic surface exploration.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 09:26 PM (EhN0q)

275 259 241 >>>59 The 4 time #1 song by different artists is The Locomotion.

I guess we all just saw Professor of Rock's video today.
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2024 09:13 PM (KRtlO)

Everybody’s doing a brand new dance now….
Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 09:20 PM (11JP3)



You kids don't know Grand Funk? The wild shirtless lyrics of Mark Farner? The bong-rattling bass of Mel Schacher? The competent drumwork of Don Brewer? Oh, man!"

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 18, 2024 09:26 PM (NMT5x)

276 248
Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at November 18, 2024 09:16 PM (tmPIh)
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I confess quite a few of those are not familiar to me either. Some I can take a stab at. Many of those expressions date to before WW2 and most (White) Englishmen today would not recognize them.
It's incongruous writing White Ebglishmen ..... I mean Englishmen are White right? In fact the joke was 'pasty white' from the lack of sunshine, the wearing of cardigans and woolen vests, etc. Now I see someone that looks like he is from Nigeria and he speaks with a Cockney accent, or worse, a Scots accent.

Posted by: Ciampino - Sergeant Bigglesworth, CID at November 18, 2024 09:26 PM (i0xsb)

277 If the wind shifts, Laki-Laki might make it a cold, dark, winter that never ends for the USA. Panic purchase of TP is probably wise.

Posted by: International Paper Co. at November 18, 2024 09:26 PM (nS6qG)

278 253 You know what, I love making sammiches for my boys. I loved making a hot lunch for my husband to take to work. I loved making dinner for my family.

No worries.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 18, 2024 09:18 PM (MZ8pM)

Don't be fooled. Later, all will recollect that this was when the murders began.

Posted by: zombie angela lansbury at November 18, 2024 09:26 PM (WQ7Xk)

279 Eromero

Normally, those tattoos do not print through the underwear and then the lining in the dress white pants.

A female Bosun Mate and I had a discussion on this.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2024 09:27 PM (u82oZ)

280 Since Bigglesworth served with the Royal Flying Corps in the Great War, why yes ol bean those expressions would pre-date the later unpleasantness with the Bosch.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 09:28 PM (iU/IZ)

281 Even in "diamond-rich" kimberlites, diamonds are not abundant. You would need to process a few hundred tons of kimberlite material to say definitively that there are no diamonds present.

I never got involved in the diamond game. It takes deep pockets to do even the most basic surface exploration.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 09:26 PM (EhN0q
I can just see you in Victorian era suit with a cane and monocale and a bulldog in your pocket shouting 'You there! What do you have in your mouth?'

Posted by: Eromero at November 18, 2024 09:29 PM (LHPAg)

282 279 Eromero

Normally, those tattoos do not print through the underwear and then the lining in the dress white pants.

A female Bosun Mate and I had a discussion on this.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2024 09:27 PM (u82oZ)



He got blued, screwed and tattooed in more ways than one, eh?

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 18, 2024 09:30 PM (NMT5x)

283 279 Eromero

Normally, those tattoos do not print through the underwear and then the lining in the dress white pants.

A female Bosun Mate and I had a discussion on this.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2024 09:27 PM (u82oZ)
Gotcha! Yeoman reports no skivvies.

Posted by: Eromero at November 18, 2024 09:30 PM (LHPAg)

284 You can't make this up...

Caroline Kennedy says her cousin Robert F. Kennedy Jr holds 'dangerous' views on vaccines.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 09:31 PM (iU/IZ)

285 There’s a great big gold mine in the Superstition Mountains in Az. Bad things happen to people who go looking for it, though.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 09:25 PM (W6hoT)


Just past Barstow on I-15, there is a turnoff for Ft Irwin and the National Training Center. Up that road a way and off to the left is a small road that leads to a very private patch of desert. A lot of gold comes out of there.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2024 09:31 PM (W/lyH)

286 haffhowershower

One of my NAVSEA coworkers had been an instructor at the US Naval Academy. His 13 year old daughter asked him how come all the male cadets were wearing boxers briefs with their dress white uniform.

The Dress white pants lining are like boxer briefs, but my coworker had other concerns about his daughter.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2024 09:33 PM (u82oZ)

287 284
'Caroline Kennedy says her cousin Robert F. Kennedy Jr holds 'dangerous' views on vaccines.'

He's getting a lot of guff. I hope he really succeeds and makes them eat their words.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 18, 2024 09:34 PM (3wi/L)

288 You know what, I love making sammiches for my boys. I loved making a hot lunch for my husband to take to work. I loved making dinner for my family.

No worries.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 18, 2024 09:18 PM (MZ8pM)

Don't be fooled. Later, all will recollect that this was when the murders began.
Posted by: zombie angela lansbury at November 18, 2024 09:26 PM (WQ7Xk)
***

She also loves a three round shot group that can be covered with a quarter.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2024 09:35 PM (W/lyH)

289 Caroline Kennedy makes tape worms seem intelligent. She was a disaster as an Ambassador.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2024 09:36 PM (u82oZ)

290 Caroline Kennedy is always my go-to on questions of medicine and science.

Posted by: She Seems Nice at November 18, 2024 09:36 PM (nS6qG)

291 I drove some of the wardroom to The Black Angus when my first ship was at Rossy Roads NS.
I hear the place is closed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2024 08:51 PM (u82oZ)
~~~~~

You're not talking about a steak house, are you.

It was shut down about 20+ years ago. Don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 18, 2024 09:37 PM (3ImbR)

292 Cabbage crates over the briny, dropping big tu'penny ones in the custard!!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 09:38 PM (hovnC)

293 Bidet is already playing games with Taiwan

CHIP shot

https://tinyurl.com/2yj5z4sz

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 18, 2024 09:38 PM (gi+MR)

294 She Seems Nice

Horde mind talks reality.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2024 09:38 PM (u82oZ)

295 Salty Dawg

She is ambassador to Australia for Joey. When USS Edsall was found, dear Caroline's statement made it sound like the whole crew went down with the ship instead of also mentioning the 5 to 8 who were captured and executed by the vengeful Japanese.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 09:38 PM (iU/IZ)

296 Anna Puma

The USS Edsall put up a great fight against long odds. The IJN fired more ammo at the ship that it was worth. 1,700 rounds or so?

Yes, the survivors were executed after rescue.

In the Dolittle Raid, the escorting cruisers also found it tough to sink the Japanese picket ship that told the IJN command about the raiders. RADM Spruance got a reprimand from Halsey over it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2024 09:42 PM (u82oZ)

297 Our culture has been feminized. Gone are the masculine values of stoic reserve and quite courage. Virtue is now found in freaking out about everything, and people actually record their tantrums so that they can get sympathy.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 18, 2024 08:29 PM (llXky)

Found out today at Prayer Shawl ministry that one of my friends voted for Kamala.
We had a calm and reasonable discussion about it. We did not cut each other out of our lives and we did not put our exchange on social media.

It helps that we're both old and have had enough truly bad things happen in our lives to give us some perspective.
I'm not sure why there are elderly Karens on TikTok.

Posted by: sal at November 18, 2024 09:43 PM (f+FmA)

298 Oh dear...

Scientist Dirk Shulz-Makuch has written a paper claiming that a NASA lander in its quest to find life on Mars might have killed said life.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 09:43 PM (iU/IZ)

299 >>He's getting a lot of guff. I hope he really succeeds and makes them eat their words.

Fun fact. A DTaP vaccine that was used in the 1990s into the 2000s listed autism as a potential side effect. That's not RFK saying it, that's the government forcing a drug company to say it.

https://tinyurl.com/8d8m323u

Some of RFKs views are a bit out there but there is no doubt the pharma-government collusion needs to be reigned in.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 09:43 PM (LkLld)

300 NaCly Dog

No 'take your child to work day', ever!

Lol, yeah I would be like, ok I think my career path now should be teaching at a monastery or something.

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 18, 2024 09:43 PM (NMT5x)

301 Salty Dawg, two battleships and two cruisers plus 1,400+ rounds. And it took a dive bomber to cripple the American destroyer so the big guns could sink it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 09:44 PM (iU/IZ)

302 I claim this for tomorrow's Art Thread!!!

HustleBitch @HustleBitch_
How the hell did this 1721 painting by Deitz Nuützen predict the Trump-Elon-RFK McDonald's in-flight dinner???

https://tinyurl.com/2whu7pes
[my boldface text]

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 09:45 PM (hovnC)

303 Anna Puma

I'm off to see if the CO got post-war posthumous recognition.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2024 09:45 PM (u82oZ)

304 Can't dance either huh?
Posted by: Diogenes
=====

Actually, the Trump Dance is the exact same dance I've been doing (can only manage?) since age and accidents caught up with me. And now it's suddenly Trump's

Posted by: From about That Time at November 18, 2024 09:45 PM (4780s)

305 Lt. J. J. Nix, CO of DD 219 USS Edsall.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 09:46 PM (iU/IZ)

306 >>It was shut down about 20+ years ago. Don't ask me how I know.

You just put that one on a T. But because I am a gentleman I will refrain from taking a swing.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 09:48 PM (LkLld)

307 How the hell did this 1721 painting by Deitz Nuützen predict the Trump-Elon-RFK McDonald's in-flight dinner???

Heh. Deez Nuts.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 18, 2024 09:49 PM (dR6yv)

308 Here is sonar scans of the wreck of USS Edsall plus a photo mosaic of the whole wreck on the sea bottom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDsQ0-ituA0

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 09:51 PM (iU/IZ)

309 298 Oh dear...

Scientist Dirk Shulz-Makuch has written a paper claiming that a NASA lander in its quest to find life on Mars might have killed said life.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 09:43 PM (iU/IZ)
____________________________

I think I'll give that just as much thought as John Brandenburg's paper suggesting the possibility of a nuclear war wiping out all life on Mars as shown by isotope Xenon-129.

Posted by: Orson at November 18, 2024 09:51 PM (dIske)

310 Anna Puma

The CO, Lieutenant Nix, got nothing from the US Navy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2024 09:51 PM (u82oZ)

311
On Wednesday we here in Maryland are going to be blasted by sub-tropical sprinkle Beatrice brought on by the el-nino headed west to east.

They call the wind Mariah.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2024 09:54 PM (63Dwl)

312 Salty Dawg

Take a look at the US Naval Academy's Virtual Memorial Wall.

Nix, while listed as missing was promoted to Lt. Cmdr and awarded the Legion of Merit. He was declared dead 25 Nov 1945.

He has the distinction of being the first plebe to marry on Academy grounds in the Chapel. He was survived by his wife and two sons. Walter Nix was USNA class of '54.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 10:02 PM (iU/IZ)

313 On topic of dum dum cows, the genii in Dallas figured they could open the roof after two years, not testing anything, after letting thousands of people in. They are lucky that slab of metal didn't decapitate anyone.

Posted by: Boulder Terlit Hobo at November 18, 2024 10:03 PM (KlnRp)

314 Anna Puma

Thanks. Missed that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2024 10:04 PM (u82oZ)

315 Election insanity put to music

The guy? following the WUT screaming womman in her car needs a padded cell

https://tinyurl.com/356auhcv

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 18, 2024 10:05 PM (gi+MR)

316 Was I supposed to make the ONT tonight?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 18, 2024 10:07 PM (lUFok)

317 oops, sorry, excuse me...

Posted by: Laki-Laki at November 18, 2024 10:07 PM (i0F8b)

318 Capt. Walter Nix died in 1998 at the age of 67. He flew over 200 combat missions over Vietnam.

He also wrote the preface to Donald Kehn's book A Blue Sea of Blood: Deciphering the Mysterious Fate of the USS Edsall.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 10:08 PM (iU/IZ)

319 Deez nutz, lol, I fell for it - Elon trolled me!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 10:09 PM (W6hoT)

320 298 Oh dear...

Scientist Dirk Shulz-Makuch has written a paper claiming that a NASA lander in its quest to find life on Mars might have killed said life.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 09:43 PM (iU/IZ)
----
Spoilers.
Good SciFi story about sending an H-bomb to Mars so that it would be visible from Earth when it exploded. Unfortunately where it exploded ......... Yeah!

Posted by: Ciampino - spoilers? at November 18, 2024 10:09 PM (i0xsb)

321 Anna Puma

You are on fire tonight. I am quite impressed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2024 10:09 PM (u82oZ)

322 Argentina's Milei News 🇦🇷🤝🌎
@ArgMilei

20m
Latin American oil and gas firm GeoPark Ltd has started production at the Confluencia Norte Block in Rio Negro, Argentina

Posted by: 13times at November 18, 2024 10:10 PM (2WOTG)

323 Was I supposed to make the ONT tonight?
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Well, SOMEBODY WAS!!
Taps foot impatiently.

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 18, 2024 10:10 PM (+VovS)

324 Anna Puma

Feel good story of the day. Thank you again.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2024 10:10 PM (u82oZ)

325 Monday Mystery, who who who (if anyone!) will fill those gigantic MisHum shoes tonight? Hint: not me. I'm sock-footed tonight.

Posted by: mindful webworker - not late yet at November 18, 2024 10:11 PM (2O2GO)

326 323 Was I supposed to make the ONT tonight?
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Well, SOMEBODY WAS!!
Taps foot impatiently.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 18, 2024 10:10 PM (+VovS)


Thought it was you, sir.

Also, hope all is well up in the PNW

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 18, 2024 10:12 PM (v23vE)

327 315 'Election insanity put to music'

Hilarious. I wish I could mock people that creatively.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 18, 2024 10:12 PM (3wi/L)

328 I'm imagining CBD chasing after escaping hamsters in the Steam-punk control room of the AoS ONT.

Rude Goldberg got this start there, in the flame-war Fridays of AoS. .

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2024 10:13 PM (u82oZ)

329 >>> 316 Was I supposed to make the ONT tonight?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 18, 2024 10:07 PM (lUFok)

I don't know, were you???



It might be entertaining if the cobs were to tag random Morons for ONT...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 18, 2024 10:13 PM (KcwUg)

330 Ha! First you guyz!!!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 18, 2024 10:13 PM (Z25uN)

331 Top pic...make sure you buy your electric vehicle to save da planet

Posted by: a dude in MI at November 18, 2024 10:13 PM (+I6Y/)

332 No ONT from me. I got a wife. Although CBD has a couple of essays I wrote last year ...

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2024 10:14 PM (u82oZ)

333 I'm not dead yet!

Posted by: Mars ET at November 18, 2024 10:15 PM (mH6SG)

334 {{{COMountainMarie}}}

You are not first, but pretty close to the top, as far as I am concerned.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2024 10:15 PM (u82oZ)

335 >>> 333 I'm not dead yet!
Posted by: Mars ET at November 18, 2024 10:15 PM (mH6SG)

You will be soon. Get on the cart!

Posted by: Jupiter ET at November 18, 2024 10:15 PM (KcwUg)

336
It might be entertaining if the cobs were to tag random Morons for ONT...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 18, 2024

Like a lottery? 🤣

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 10:16 PM (pZEOD)

337 I'm feeling better!

Posted by: Mars ET at November 18, 2024 10:16 PM (mH6SG)

338 >>> 337 I'm feeling better!
Posted by: Mars ET at November 18, 2024 10:16 PM (mH6SG)

You're not fooling anyone.

Posted by: Jupiter ET at November 18, 2024 10:16 PM (KcwUg)

339 Another ONTless night?

It might be entertaining if the cobs were to tag random Morons for ONT...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 18, 2024

Nobody would like an OE ONT.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 18, 2024 10:17 PM (0eaVi)

340 Stephen Spielberg told me I'd be OK!

Posted by: Mars ET at November 18, 2024 10:17 PM (mH6SG)

341 You welcome Salty Dawg.

The ships of Hart's Asiatic Fleet often get overlooked though USS Edsall has claim for sinking the first Japanese submarine, an I boat and not a midget sub, off the port of Darwin. Then there was the Battle of Balikpapan where DesRon 29 ran wild among the Japanese invasion fleet giving the US its first true victory over the Imperial Japanese Navy.

We also can't forget the incredible story of USS Marblehead's survival or the strange fate of another Clemson destroyer USS Stewart.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 10:17 PM (iU/IZ)

342 Thought it was you, sir.

Also, hope all is well up in the PNW
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy

Nah, but I could if I had the time, patience, skill and intelligence.
It goes well, biggest storm in the history of the world is bearing down on us, so some slacker didn't throw a virgin into Mt. St. Helens.
Aren't you folks due for some winter fun?

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 18, 2024 10:17 PM (+VovS)

343 Nobody would like an OE ONT.

OK, now I want to see one.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 18, 2024 10:18 PM (lUFok)

344 Argentina's Milei News
@ArgMilei

20m
Latin American oil and gas firm GeoPark Ltd has started production at the Confluencia Norte Block in Rio Negro, Argentina

Posted by: 13times at November 18, 2024 10:18 PM (XCuuW)

345 No ONT so here is some silliness. Amusing horse names. This race has a couple of the funnel. My Wife Knows Everthing and My Wife Knows Nothing. https://tinyurl.com/y4yc9ey3
Youtube link

Posted by: scampydog at November 18, 2024 10:18 PM (41CYW)

346 I would have put up a GREAT ONT, but nobody asked me.

Wait. I don't THINK anyone asked me.

brb

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 18, 2024 10:18 PM (dDmld)

347 Good SciFi story about sending an H-bomb to Mars so that it would be visible from Earth when it exploded. Unfortunately where it exploded ......... Yeah!
Posted by: Ciampino


Exploring Jupiter's Moon Europa for Signs of Life
webwork pic from 1997
link in nic

Posted by: mindful webworker - not late yet at November 18, 2024 10:19 PM (2O2GO)

348 342 Thought it was you, sir.

Also, hope all is well up in the PNW
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy

Nah, but I could if I had the time, patience, skill and intelligence.
It goes well, biggest storm in the history of the world is bearing down on us, so some slacker didn't throw a virgin into Mt. St. Helens.
Aren't you folks due for some winter fun?
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 18, 2024 10:17 PM (+VovS)


Checked the extended forecast, and yes, dagnabit, we are.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 18, 2024 10:20 PM (v23vE)

349 Europa?

Attempt no landings there. Your lander will get infested by Germans.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 10:20 PM (iU/IZ)

350 Evening

No ONT?

So...uh...second look at a heavy metal-centric ONT?

Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2024 10:20 PM (1Yy3c)

351 Anna Puma

Edwin P. Hoyt wrote about it: The Lonely Ships. Got it in my library.

The USS Stewart served uneventfully in the IJN, one of the few IJN escort ships that can say that. We got it back after the war was over.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2024 10:21 PM (u82oZ)

352 I hooked up three more LED + #67 bulb sets to my transformer and rectifier. Two lit, two didn't. And the rectifier began to run hot. I think one unit per transformer/rectifier combo is as good as it will get. OK, I will make single-bar lights.

Maybe some kind of switching power supply to boost 12 volts to 18 for automotive use, too?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 10:21 PM (djmRI)

353 I love a parade and a good Broadway musical.

Posted by: Mars ET at November 18, 2024 10:21 PM (mH6SG)

354 I would have put up a GREAT ONT, but nobody asked me.

Wait. I don't THINK anyone asked me.

brb
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 18, 2024 10:18 PM (dDmld)

Ask not what the Cobs can do for you. Ask what you can do for the Cobs.

Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2024 10:21 PM (1Yy3c)

355 USS Stewart as a Japanese warship on one occasion almost bagged a US submarine.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 10:22 PM (iU/IZ)

356 Another night with no ONT?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 18, 2024 10:22 PM (3/kEz)

357 Nobody would like an OE ONT.

OK, now I want to see one.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 18, 2024 10:18 PM (lUFok)

It would be boring as hell for nearly everyone. Not all that interested in music, so you'd probably have to listen to old, and out of date stuff. Maybe a few vids on weird subjects and links I could find.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 18, 2024 10:22 PM (0eaVi)

358 Ask not what the Cobs can do for you. Ask what you can do for the Cobs.

They said that I was annoying them and to please go away.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 18, 2024 10:23 PM (lUFok)

359 {{{NaCly}}}
Luvsya guy❤❤❤!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 18, 2024 10:23 PM (Z25uN)

360 No ONT so here is some silliness. Amusing horse names.
Posted by: scampydog at November 18, 2024 10:18 PM (41CYW)

John Kerry?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 18, 2024 10:23 PM (0eaVi)

361 Robert

Need some kind of prompt for new Tensor stuff. Suggestions? Cat girls in sailor fukus with laser beams maybe?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 10:24 PM (iU/IZ)

362 You know guys.

Anyone who put together an ONT and submitted it to CBD just may get published.

Put in a little effort. See if you're worthy.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 18, 2024 10:24 PM (Iw5Ml)

363 I think I'll give that just as much thought as John Brandenburg's paper suggesting the possibility of a nuclear war wiping out all life on Mars as shown by isotope Xenon-129.
Posted by: Orson at November 18, 2024 09:51 PM (dIske)


Something caused that spike of Xenon in the Martian atmosphere, and it seems to be from 500 million years ago, about the time the Burgess Shale was laid down.
if it was a planetary Ooops, then there might be some proof, but it is remains that are older than the dinosaurs.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2024 10:24 PM (D7oie)

364 They said that I was annoying them and to please go away.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 18, 2024 10:23 PM (lUFok)

----------

Sorry, but you're not a True Moron unless Security escorted you out.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 18, 2024 10:25 PM (dDmld)

365 Pennsylvania Supreme Court Orders Election Boards to Stop Counting Illegal Ballots.

Posted by: runner at November 18, 2024 10:25 PM (V13WU)

366 Sometimes ya wonder....ONT or no...
Hello Mis.Hum...wherever you are....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 18, 2024 10:26 PM (Z25uN)

367 Put in a little effort. See if you're worthy.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage

Nurse!
I could never deal with the rejection.

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 18, 2024 10:26 PM (+VovS)

368 I did my part last night!

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 10:26 PM (RFPHU)

369 It might be entertaining if the cobs were to tag random Morons for ONT...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket


To paraphrase Groucho, I would never be part of any blog that would have me as a blogger.

I can't write. I just riff on other people's writing.

Posted by: mikeski at November 18, 2024 10:27 PM (DgGvY)

370 350 So...uh...second look at a heavy metal-centric ONT?
Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2024 10:20 PM (1Yy3c)


Here's something for it!

https://youtu.be/9mHST4Q4kTU

Posted by: Fundamentally Oral Bill at November 18, 2024 10:27 PM (DTX3h)

371 365 Pennsylvania Supreme Court Orders Election Boards to Stop Counting Illegal Ballots.
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2024 10:25 PM (V13WU)

-----------

DON'T MAKE US PULL OVER THIS CAR!!!

Posted by: SCOPA at November 18, 2024 10:27 PM (dDmld)

372 Like a lottery? 🤣
Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 10:16 PM (pZEOD)


well . . . More like that story by Shirley Jackson.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2024 10:27 PM (D7oie)

373 /off Bill sock

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 18, 2024 10:27 PM (DTX3h)

374 Anyone who put together an ONT and submitted it to CBD just may get published.

Put in a little effort. See if you're worthy.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 18, 2024 10:24 PM (Iw5Ml)

So, that would let me out.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 18, 2024 10:27 PM (0eaVi)

375 Oh!

Oh oh oh!

I've been preoccupied with my Death Car. I didn't stick around Saturday night. I'm sorry. But I do sincerely want to thank every one for all the kind words after my crack at the ONT. That really meant a lot. Thank you all very much.

Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2024 10:27 PM (1Yy3c)

376 Should I do some more??

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 10:27 PM (RFPHU)

377 So, anyone watch the new series, Dune: Generations?
Thoughts???

Posted by: lin-duh at November 18, 2024 10:27 PM (VCgbV)

378 Sometimes ya wonder....ONT or no...
Hello Mis.Hum...wherever you are....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 18, 2024 10:26 PM (Z25uN)

He's with Mrs. Calabash.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 18, 2024 10:28 PM (0eaVi)

379 Here: I'll make the sacrifice. Gonna quit hitting refresh on the front page, and go do something else for a while. That's sure to bring up the ONT.

Never mind - just had to threaten.

NOOD ONT by CBD
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=412447

Posted by: mindful webworker - not late yet at November 18, 2024 10:28 PM (2O2GO)

380 362 nurse r
Show us whatcha got grrrlll!!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 18, 2024 10:29 PM (Z25uN)

381 Put in a little effort. See if you're worthy.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage

Nurse!
I could never deal with the rejection.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 18, 2024 10:26 PM (+VovS)

Just do what I did. Ask politely. :B

Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2024 10:29 PM (1Yy3c)

382 Robert

Got the smell out?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 10:29 PM (iU/IZ)

383 Be nice to win the Powerball tonight. Let everyone spaz out over the growing Mega Million jackpot.

And simply walk away from work. Vanish like.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 10:30 PM (iU/IZ)

384 376 Should I do some more??
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 10:27 PM (RFPHU)


DONT!!!







Doof
Over
Night
Thread

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 18, 2024 10:30 PM (NMT5x)

385 I did my part last night!
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 10:26 PM


You did, indeed. Well done, Doof.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 18, 2024 10:33 PM (mH6SG)

386 So. Should the ONT truly be an open thread? There are so many fantastic posters here...
Maybe open with a masked CoB, and go on from there...
Yeah, I've had a cocktail or two *hic*....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 18, 2024 10:37 PM (Z25uN)

387 Nood open thread, as I"m sure you all know by now.

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 18, 2024 10:38 PM (NMT5x)

388 Sorry I'm late, there were cupcakes in the breakroom.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 18, 2024 10:39 PM (m2gk6)

389 Several new, uh, faces? have put up content lately. How did that come about? Auditions? Letters to the editor? Bribes? Weird favors?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 18, 2024 10:45 PM (Q4IgG)

390 Hi! Would you mind if I share your blog with my zynga group?
There's a lot of folks that I think would really
enjoy your content. Please let me know. Cheers

Posted by: musik paste4d at November 19, 2024 01:06 AM (MobSs)

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