Oh My: Joe and Mika Go to Mar-a-Lago to Kiss Trump's Ring, Call for "Common Ground" with the Fascist Hitler

They also said they would stop name-calling and smearing Trump if he promised he wouldn't throw "political opponents" in jail. Such as themselves.

Strom thinks their bosses demanded they make peace with Trump, due to the Trump victory Thanos-Snapping half their audience into dust.

End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
MSNBC ratings collapse:
Joy Reid - down 54.6%
Ari Melber - down 49.6%
Chris Hayes - down 47.2%
Alex Wagner - down 53.6%
Morning Joe - down 39.6%
Stephanie Ruhle - down 67%
Andrea Mitchell - down 39.7%

I don't know. Seems to me that these two are disgusting toadies who would try to cozy up to Trump on their own initiative.

Since MSNBC's business model--being Regime Media for the transnational elite is clearly failing--they are desperately seeking a new audience. And, since they obviously have no skillset that applies to journalism, they are offering their propaganda skills to Donald Trump.

Annals of shamelessness: They call Trump a fascist, and much, much more, and then, just 22 days after his 'Nazi-like' rally, they fly to Florida for an audience. Afterward, they say, 'We didn't see eye-to-eye on a lot of issues,' but they want to 'restart communications.' What? https://t.co/TUhJM9ofSD
— Byron York (@ByronYork) November 18, 2024

They're definitely both anals of shamelessness.

Here's part two of @Morning_Joe's prepared remarks about the Trump meeting. "Don't be mistaken. We are not here to defend or normalize Donald Trump," @JoeNBC says. "We are here to report on him" and provide insights in "these deeply unsettling times." pic.twitter.com/DTplzTSKhs
— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) November 18, 2024

There are many reasons for this. But obviously if people put their faith in a network's personalities who keep telling them Trump is Hitler, his evil is manifest to all, he's going to jail, only to see he win easily, of course you'll stop trusting them and feel hopeless.
— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) November 16, 2024

Posted by: Ace at 12:25 PM

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1 1st?

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 12:25 PM (v6JzV)

2 Yess! Hi, Ace.

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 12:25 PM (v6JzV)

3 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2024 12:25 PM (o2o8e)

4 afternoon boss.

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 18, 2024 12:26 PM (v6XNT)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

6 Top o' the nooner to ya, ace!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

7 LOL

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 18, 2024 12:26 PM (N1DT3)

8 Hope Melania tells them to Fk off

Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2024 12:26 PM (o2o8e)

9 Hi Ace
I hope this story only lasts one newes cycle because I can;t stand to look at their faces.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 18, 2024 12:27 PM (t/2Uw)

10 Top 17?!?

Posted by: Grayman27 at November 18, 2024 12:27 PM (pgwxJ)

11 Strom thinks their bosses demanded they make peace with Trump, due to the Trump victory Thanos-Snapping half their audience into dust.

Thanos-snapping has now entered my list of vocabules.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 12:27 PM (xCA6C)

12 You'd think at least some of the left would be questioning how these people were now willing to find common ground with "LITERALLY HITLER".

But, no. The left NPCs will have their software updated and spout whatever it is to keep them in the group.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 18, 2024 12:27 PM (N1DT3)

13 The losers suddenly want bipartisanship.
How quaint.

Posted by: wth at November 18, 2024 12:27 PM (v0R5T)

14 those two for sure swallowed their pride, among other things, to try and not get fired...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 18, 2024 12:27 PM (v6XNT)

15 Morning Joe and Mika...can plastic surgery change the person?

Obviously not.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 12:28 PM (tT6L1)

16 Honestly, why would Trump normalize and center those to extremists? No body listens to them anyway except Marxist rabble and mental defectives.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 18, 2024 12:28 PM (OA79/)

17 'We didn't see eye-to-eye on a lot of issues,' but they want to 'restart communications.'

Yes, I'm sure reopening lines of communication with you was on Trump's Day One list. Get over yourselves; nobody cares about you.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 12:28 PM (xCA6C)

18 Why should Trump talk to those dipshits at all?

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at November 18, 2024 12:28 PM (iNp3L)

19 Trump should have said "You may stay out of prison, BUT FIRST you must lick my anus. Six times."

Posted by: XTC at November 18, 2024 12:28 PM (UnA8+)

20 Why the f*ck did he let them come?

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024 12:28 PM (DRSnL)

21 Mourning Joe.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 18, 2024 12:28 PM (js3aQ)

22 Strom thinks their bosses demanded they make peace with Trump, due to the Trump victory Thanos-Snapping half their audience into dust.

==

nice

Posted by: runner at November 18, 2024 12:28 PM (V13WU)

23 Trump can get tips on how to murder an intern and get away with it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2024 12:28 PM (gXhz1)

24 Hitler Schmitler -- I want t know: Who is literally Mussolini?

Posted by: zombie at November 18, 2024 12:28 PM (pMi6S)

25 When does TeeVee disappear?

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 12:28 PM (jFCkp)

26 Trump should make them clean toilets in one of his hotels to see if they're serious.

Posted by: torabora at November 18, 2024 12:29 PM (0Gnoc)

27 Joe and Mika Go to Mar-a-Lago to Kiss Trump's Ring

Not the ring.

Posted by: huerfano at November 18, 2024 12:29 PM (DKIGo)

28 Glenn Greenwald is definitely worth watching, by the way. You know up front he's a lefty but at least he's honest about it. He's also a very good reporter, from what I've seen.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 12:29 PM (tT6L1)

29 Thanos-snapping has now entered my list of vocabules.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024

***
Is that like "thanatopsis" ("a view of death")?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 18, 2024 12:29 PM (J2vNu)

30 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Yes, howdy folks.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 18, 2024 12:29 PM (aa1V8)

31 ‘We are here to report on him.’

This sounds like something they do before sending a person to Auschwitz, or Siberia, or The Killing Firlds.

Posted by: Eromero at November 18, 2024 12:29 PM (jgmnb)

32 Trump should call his buddy DeSantis and have Joe picked up on the way to MAL.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 18, 2024 12:29 PM (SGXfz)

33 — Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) November 18, 2024

Sex.

Machine.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)

34 Why the f*ck did he let them come?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024 12:28 PM (DRSnL)

I think it is Musk's influence. He is a uniter at heart.

Posted by: runner at November 18, 2024 12:29 PM (V13WU)

35 Is this where I come in.....?

Posted by: That guy who always yells yes but first you will blow me at November 18, 2024 12:29 PM (OA79/)

36 I truly hope that Trump says "no" to all the "we must now work together" people. It sounds so good and proper -- and in almost any other context it would be -- but its not. Its a desperate grab for power and a total change of policy from when they were in power.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 12:29 PM (Hh1ER)

37 Did Joe request a pardon for murdering his intern?

Posted by: ShainS -- Dems Haven't Been This Angry Since We Took Their Slaves Away! at November 18, 2024 12:29 PM (bB9th)

38 I am a little concerned that Trump would have given those two the time of day at this point. I thought he had learned better than to try to curry favor with people who hate him.

Posted by: Liberty at November 18, 2024 12:29 PM (BhNWH)

39 It's starting to look like ranked choice voting will survive in Alaska. The ballot measure to repeal it is ahead by only 900 votes with about 10,000 left to count and all the momentum has been against it since election day. It has been losing all of the recent ballot drops.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 18, 2024 12:30 PM (szMU5)

40 I don't know. Seems to me that these two are disgusting toadies who would try to cozy up to Trump on their own initiative.
______

Agreed. And what troubles me is that, contrary to Leftist CW, Trump is one of the least vengeful people I know of in politics. So he may make nice with the two lumps of s***. He should just tell them to dry out in the sun, until the bugs eat them.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 18, 2024 12:30 PM (1bNHn)

41 Letting them come and kiss the ring was totally humiliating for them withouot doing anything against Trump except making the world see what hypocrites they are.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 18, 2024 12:30 PM (t/2Uw)

42 “When I am Weaker Thn You, I ask you for Freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am Stronger than you, I take away your Freedom Because that is according to my principles.”
― Frank Herbert, Children of Dune

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 18, 2024 12:30 PM (aD39U)

43 Has anyone ever seen Joe and Rachel Maddow in the same room at the same time?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 18, 2024 12:30 PM (ZANHd)

44 Hitler Schmitler -- I want t know: Who is literally Mussolini?
Posted by: zombie
.......

Gavin. Gavin Nussolini.

Posted by: wth at November 18, 2024 12:30 PM (v0R5T)

45 When they arrive, "oh how nice of you to come"

and when they leave and are safely down the drive, "are they off my Christmas card list? Yes? Would you check and make sure of that. please?"

Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2024 12:30 PM (D7oie)

46 Joe Scarborough! What a "man"! A Tower of ... Jello.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at November 18, 2024 12:30 PM (RjXD2)

47 Trump should now buy MSNBC, call them all into a meeting.

"You're Fired."

Sign the company over to Alex Jones for the new Infowars Studios.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

48 Aimee Thanatogenos

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 18, 2024 12:30 PM (aa1V8)

49 Has anyone ever seen Joe and Rachel Maddow in the same room at the same time?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 18, 2024 12:30 PM (ZANHd)

They're all morphing into Mark Cuban.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)

50 Fuck these two grovelling adulterers. I'd literally have them kiss the ring on my hand and make them genuflect in front of me before I'd even speak to them.

To the gallows.

Posted by: BladeRunner at November 18, 2024 12:31 PM (dY3Ox)

51 Letting them come and kiss the ring was totally humiliating for them withouot doing anything against Trump except making the world see what hypocrites they are.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 18, 2024 12:30 PM (t/2Uw)
-------------

That is a very astute take on the situation.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 12:31 PM (tT6L1)

52 Terrible move. Here we go again with the impulsive outreach. The media has tried to destroy Trump and any Republican seeking the same goals. They will do it again, only this time from the inside. They don’t want reconciliation, they want ratings and revenge.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 18, 2024 12:31 PM (cn09p)

53 [From the prior thread:]

Keith Olbermann
@KeithOlbermann

Look, this isn't complex. Joe Scarborough has always been a political whore.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 18, 2024 11:56 AM (Q4IgG)

Posted by: ShainS -- Dems Haven't Been This Angry Since We Took Their Slaves Away! at November 18, 2024 12:31 PM (bB9th)

54 34 Why the f*ck did he let them come?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024 12:28 PM (DRSnL)

I think it is Musk's influence. He is a uniter at heart.
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2024 12:29 PM (V13WU)

True. And Trump never minds a grovel.

Posted by: Nova Local at November 18, 2024 12:32 PM (exHjb)

55 Trump should demand they do the Trump dance on their show before he gives them their audience back. Every day for a month or they go to prison.

Posted by: Ripley at November 18, 2024 12:32 PM (GUOwU)

56 Thanos-snapping has now entered my list of vocabules.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024

***
Is that like "thanatopsis" ("a view of death")?

There was a comedian decades ago named Norm Crosby, whose schtick was using big words he didn't understand - sort of like Brian Stelter. Anyway, he used to talk about "vocabules" as a synonym for words. That always tickled me.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 12:32 PM (xCA6C)

57 Morning Joe and Mika are frightened Musk will dig some change out of the couch cushions and buy MSNBC just so he can fire them.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 12:32 PM (tT6L1)

58 Why the f*ck did he let them come?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024 12:28 PM (DRSnL)

i have to think he's enjoying the irony of those two specifically having to come grovel for forgiveness and attention...

i mean, it has a certain appeal, the lamentations of the women...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 18, 2024 12:32 PM (v6XNT)

59 @KeithOlbermann

Look, this isn't complex. Joe Scarborough has always been a political whore.

When you've lost Queef Uberdouche.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

60 Hitler Schmitler -- I want t know: Who is literally Mussolini?
Posted by: zombie

Why doesn't anyone ever want to be literally me?

*kicks dirt*

Posted by: Zombie Hideki Tojo at November 18, 2024 12:32 PM (v6JzV)

61 Was Thanos modeled on Tyrus?

Posted by: Eeyore at November 18, 2024 12:33 PM (1bNHn)

62 Who?

Posted by: The Guy Who Always Says at November 18, 2024 12:33 PM (5MA0f)

63 I say beat them until they cry then beat them for crying. All of them. That chart is hilarious too.

Posted by: DanMan at November 18, 2024 12:33 PM (8uzBS)

64 Turn on the turkey filter.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2024 12:33 PM (63Dwl)

65 I think a few morons could buy MSNBC for pocket change.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at November 18, 2024 12:33 PM (RjXD2)

66 >>>39 It's starting to look like ranked choice voting will survive in Alaska. The ballot measure to repeal it is ahead by only 900 votes with about 10,000 left to count and all the momentum has been against it since election day. It has been losing all of the recent ballot drops.

ugh!

Posted by: ace at November 18, 2024 12:33 PM (KRtlO)

67 Trump will talk to anybody, he's open to them coming in. Just ask Mitt Romney. That doesn't mean he'll do anything with them, but he'll talk.

By the way, Infowars was "bought" in an auction by a group of the parents who sued him and The Onion tee hee. Except... Alex Jones took the issue to court and the judge noticed a few things.

1) The "auction" ignored the highest bidder
2) The "auction" sold it to the leftist group

Which means not only was it not actually an auction but legally they had to get a court order to make the auction even legal, which they failed to get. So the judge suspended the transaction until it gets hashed out.

Why anyone would pay millions for Infowars to begin with baffles me, because Alex Jones clearly would not be there, and he's 99% of the draw. Without him all you got was a name.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 12:33 PM (Hh1ER)

68 When you've lost Queef Uberdouche.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 12:32 PM

You've lost an embarrassing social disease?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 18, 2024 12:33 PM (ZANHd)

69 The Venn diagrams for "MSNBC/CNN viewers" and "missing Biden voters" would show significant overlap. Discuss.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez at November 18, 2024 12:33 PM (Nv+9A)

70 They also said they would stop name-calling and smearing Trump if he promised he wouldn't throw "political opponents" in jail.

Go to hell.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 18, 2024 12:34 PM (tY81A)

71 I'm laughing at an email I just got from my dermatology office advertising their holiday sale.

-
I went to my dentist's office to pay a bill and he had a big display advertising some skin rejuvenating treatment. So I guess "by the skin of my teeth" is more than just a metaphor.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 18, 2024 12:34 PM (L/fGl)

72 Why the f*ck did he let them come?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024 12:28 PM (DRSnL)

I was gonna say what Sharon at #41 said, but not as well. He's showing the rest of them who is in charge now.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 12:34 PM (xCA6C)

73 Joe scarbonnnn is a nothing. A nonce.

Why would PDJT lower himself to talk to these toads?

There must be some gain I am not able to understand.

Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 12:34 PM (fV+MH)

74 Heh. Funny how when jobs are on the line, desperate times desperate measures. Since they both have no skillsets and are not entertaining, and any podcast/youtube venture will fail for them. Good luck. Heh.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at November 18, 2024 12:34 PM (ohOaC)

75 Who does Mika & Joe think they are going down and making demands of Trump? We won, they lost.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 18, 2024 12:34 PM (N39Ws)

76 'Look. I know we called you Rapey Hitler.'
'A lot.'
'And. I know I murdered a chick.'
...
'But. What do you say we get back to being friends?'

Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2024 12:34 PM (z/jjr)

77 Shame on Trump for not throwing them into the street. Where they belong.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 18, 2024 12:34 PM (prQVo)

78 Look, this isn't complex. Joe Scarborough has always been a political whore.

Broken
Clock

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 12:34 PM (Hh1ER)

79 There are a lot of celebrities, newz readers, influencers, politicos and throne sniffers who are suddenly in "self preservation mode."

I do not wonder why.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 18, 2024 12:35 PM (Q4IgG)

80 There has to be a historical parallel to this. A noble requesting to make peace with Henry VIII, or a Populares aristocrat meeting with LC Sulla (i.e., "Please don't kill me and I will serve you faithfully!").

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 18, 2024 12:35 PM (J2vNu)

81 Morning Joe looks like someone who you'd expect to see working on an egg farm. He's got egg sucker written all over him. Weaselly, I think they call it.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 12:35 PM (jFCkp)

82 "Of course I'll talk to you leftist shitbags now that I've won the election."

But first, you will BLOW ME."

Posted by: TrumpenF�hrer at November 18, 2024 12:35 PM (wtvvX)

83 >>> 64 Turn on the turkey filter.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2024 12:33 PM (63Dwl)

LOL

Trump should demand that any presstitutes permitted to attend briefings must wear giant turkey hats for the duration of said briefings.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 18, 2024 12:35 PM (KcwUg)

84 How come no one is literally Trujillo? Or literally Dolfuss?

Posted by: Eeyore at November 18, 2024 12:35 PM (1bNHn)

85 Of course viewership is down. The election is over.
I mean, people turn the TV off after the Super Bowl, right?

Posted by: Duh at November 18, 2024 12:35 PM (DobEs)

86 >>> "We didn't see eye-to-eye on a lot of issues and we told him so," @JoeNBC says. "What we did agree on – was to restart communications," @morningmika says.

Wait, you can reasonably talk to Hitler? Tell Hitler you don't see eye to eye and he lets you walk away? And restart communications with Hitler?

This word Hitler...I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and the Reckonings at November 18, 2024 12:35 PM (wcIbG)

87 vocable is a real word

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/vocable

vocable
noun

: term
specifically : a word composed of various sounds or letters without regard to its meaning

in a song, "la la la" and "oooh" are vocables.

Posted by: ace at November 18, 2024 12:35 PM (KRtlO)

88
The President should insist that JoScar rent out his forehead as billboard advertising space.

A new MAGA / MAHA message every morning on every show!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 18, 2024 12:35 PM (xG4kz)

89 I hope they were walked out by the garbage dumpsters like Netanyahu.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 18, 2024 12:35 PM (qBdHI)

90 The market for what passes for news now is completely bifurcated. People who watch network or cable news or read newspapers have a completely different reality than those who get their news online or via podcasts.

If these market shares have collapsed, I don't even know where their audience went. They sure aren't visiting sites that I know of.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 18, 2024 12:35 PM (lTGtQ)

91 Hitler Schmitler -- I want t know: Who is literally Mussolini?
Posted by: zombie
.......

Gavin. Gavin Nussolini.
Posted by: wth at November 18, 2024 12:30 PM (v0R5T)

can't be him, he can't build the trains, much less make them run on thyme...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 18, 2024 12:36 PM (v6XNT)

92 The thing is, as bad as MSNBC and CNN and the rest, their ratings are, they will go up again with Trump in office. Their entire schtick is ORANGE MAN BAD!!!1!1!! and the leftist NPCs will tune in to get their latest talking points.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 12:36 PM (Hh1ER)

93
You've lost an embarrassing social disease?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 18, 2024 12:33 PM (ZANHd)

Ah, the miracles of penicillin.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 12:36 PM (Zz0t1)

94 I went to my dentist's office to pay a bill and he had a big display advertising some skin rejuvenating treatment. So I guess "by the skin of my teeth" is more than just a metaphor.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 18, 2024 12:34 PM (L/fGl)

If your dentist is selling Amway or similar MLM products, there may be a problem. Or the wife is not cutting it as the office manager and wants her "own" money.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2024 12:36 PM (D7oie)

95 He sat behind his desk eating McDonalds and made them stand. "You wanted to see me?"

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 18, 2024 12:36 PM (Dm8we)

96 Morning Joe and Mike probably just sent their dozens of fans over the edge by meeting with OrangemanBadHitler.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 12:36 PM (tT6L1)

97
The Venn diagrams for "MSNBC/CNN viewers" and "missing Biden voters" would show significant overlap. Discuss.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez

Are there ten million of them?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2024 12:37 PM (63Dwl)

98 >>in a song, "la la la" and "oooh" are vocables.

What about that stuff Bob Seger does?

That Rock and Roll Turrets he has is really impressive.

Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2024 12:37 PM (z/jjr)

99 “ Oh My: Joe and Mika Go to Mar-a-Lago to Kiss Trump's Ring, Call for "Common Ground" with the Fascist Hitler”

Jive turkey. Just in time for thanksgiving.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 18, 2024 12:37 PM (cn09p)

100
39 It's starting to look like ranked choice voting will survive in Alaska. The ballot measure to repeal it is ahead by only 900 votes with about 10,000 left to count and all the momentum has been against it since election day. It has been losing all of the recent ballot drops.
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 18, 2024 12:30 PM (szMU5)

Is this what's keeping Murkowski in office?

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at November 18, 2024 12:37 PM (RjXD2)

101 Seriously, if yuo think abut it, Trump's style and presentation is really much more reminiscent of Mussolini, who had a haughty self-confidence. Plus, it was Mussolini who was the actual Fascist. Hitler wan't even a Fascist -- he was a national socialistn.It was only much later, long after the war, that people began to conflate fascism and national socialism into being essentially the same thing, which they are not.

Plus, capital-F Fascism was very populist, and Mussolini did reviitalize Italy's economy. If he hadn't made a pact with Hitler and gotten involved on the wrong side of WWII, the Fascist era wold just be seen as an interesting phase in Italian history, and not be now equated with The Ultimate Evil, as it now is.

Hence, the Left really should be calling Trump "literally Mussolini."

But no, the Left is too stupid for that. No one under 40 has even heard of Mussolni.

Posted by: zombie at November 18, 2024 12:37 PM (pMi6S)

102 I really don't see how this is going to help them. They've curated a particular audience that still think Sharpton should be listened to. They probably temporarily lost some viewers that are mad they were blindsided but they'll be back just like those celebrities that leave twitter and always come back.

Posted by: ryukyu at November 18, 2024 12:37 PM (z/gEl)

103 Sucking up to Trump to save their corporate a$$es.

Posted by: mr tmz at November 18, 2024 12:37 PM (rJ48h)

104 I hope Trump recorded every second those treasonous assholes were on his property.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 18, 2024 12:37 PM (V65Dk)

105 All kidding aside, I see no upside to speaking with those two or others that spewed such partisan venom. I think it gives them opportunity to say that Trump said things that would merit a meullar 2 electric boogaloo committee.

Dems only have one playbook, lie and investigate based on those lies.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 18, 2024 12:37 PM (OA79/)

106 Trump Does It Again!

Kash Patel as FBI Director...

Via WRKO Radio

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 18, 2024 12:37 PM (TGPs7)

107 Why doesn't anyone ever want to be literally me?

*kicks dirt*
Posted by: Zombie Hideki Tojo at November 18, 2024

***
Move over, Tojo, and make room in the boat.

Posted by: Septimius Severus at November 18, 2024 12:37 PM (J2vNu)

108 39 It's starting to look like ranked choice voting will survive in Alaska. The ballot measure to repeal it is ahead by only 900 votes with about 10,000 left to count and all the momentum has been against it since election day. It has been losing all of the recent ballot drops.

ugh!
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2024 12:33 PM (KRtlO)
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Funny how "ballot drops" after election day ALWAYS--without exception--seem to trend ONE way and ONE way only.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 18, 2024 12:37 PM (7fElN)

109 Did you all catch the pics of RFK Jr at McDonalds?

Hysterical.

Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2024 12:37 PM (z/jjr)

110 @87
I'll be damned.

"Vocable" is a term that can refer to a word or sound that is not considered a word, while "vocabule" can refer to any identifiable utterance or writing that is fixed by a language and culture

I'd ask if Norm Crosby knows about this, but he's, you know, dead.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 12:38 PM (xCA6C)

111 I went to my dentist's office to pay a bill and he had a big display advertising some skin rejuvenating treatment. So I guess "by the skin of my teeth" is more than just a metaphor.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 18, 2024 12:34 PM (L/fGl)

=====

A year ago when I went to the dentist the hygienist said she wants to get certified for botox injections, in case the dentist decides to expand into cosmetic procedures. I don't think that's his jam, and I don't see that happening. I was supposed to have her again at my most recent appointment, and I had someone else, so I think she moved on.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024 12:38 PM (DRSnL)

112 About the Ukraine War.

Unless you go back to tribal polygamy - which I am sure the eastern churches would be all for -

Remember, it was Western European women who insisted on Monogamy. When there aren't enough men around, they'll accept harem life. 3500 years ago research indicates there were 17 women for every man, and polygamy was the standard arrangement in society. Besides have you seen Ukrainian women? (Look up their Olympic Woman's high jumper Yuliya Levchenko.) A lot of them would love to go to Trump's America.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 18, 2024 12:38 PM (Da7Vv)

113 You could buy MSNBC and feature slot car racing 24/7.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 12:38 PM (jFCkp)

114 Ace -
Cool image someone put together of Trump on the GoT throne with Joe & Mika

https://tinyurl.com/joemika-ktr

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 18, 2024 12:38 PM (N39Ws)

115 he hasn't confirmed it happened, despite a fake post

let them twist in the wind

Posted by: miguel cervantes at November 18, 2024 12:38 PM (pGTZo)

116 Off, Japanese Warlord Sock!

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 12:38 PM (v6JzV)

117 As a teen I tried to pick up "Anals of Shamelessness" on my bedroom TV but just saw static.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 18, 2024 12:38 PM (NwqH2)

118 >>> 108 39 It's starting to look like ranked choice voting will survive in Alaska. The ballot measure to repeal it is ahead by only 900 votes with about 10,000 left to count and all the momentum has been against it since election day. It has been losing all of the recent ballot drops.

ugh!
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2024 12:33 PM (KRtlO)
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Funny how "ballot drops" after election day ALWAYS--without exception--seem to trend ONE way and ONE way only.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 18, 2024 12:37 PM (7fElN)

It's a ~~miracle~~ Coincidence!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 18, 2024 12:38 PM (KcwUg)

119 Strom thinks their bosses demanded they make peace with Trump

What's a little sedition between friends? Or maybe it was treason. Anyways, can't we let bygones be bygones?

Posted by: t-bird at November 18, 2024 12:38 PM (0ljUU)

120 >>>Is this what's keeping Murkowski in office?

yes

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 18, 2024 12:38 PM (szMU5)

121 26 Trump should make them clean toilets in one of his hotels to see if they're serious.

Posted by: torabora at November 18, 2024 12:29 PM (0Gnoc)

OUT: LEARN TO CODE
IN: LEARN TO COMMODE

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 18, 2024 12:39 PM (wtvvX)

122 Gavin. Gavin Nussolini.
Posted by: wth at November 18, 2024 12:30 PM (v0R5T)

can't be him, he can't build the trains, much less make them run on thyme...
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 18, 2024 12:36 PM (v6XNT)

I doubt if he could respond to rosemary on thyme.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 18, 2024 12:39 PM (VNX3d)

123 Didn't these two shills try to crash a NYE party at Mar-a-Lago and were denied entrance? Seems like I read this some time ago.

Posted by: Cheri at November 18, 2024 12:39 PM (oiNtH)

124 >Why anyone would pay millions for Infowars to begin with baffles me, because Alex Jones clearly would not be there, and he's 99% of the draw. Without him all you got was a name.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 12:33 PM (Hh1ER)

We have no idea if they tried to pay "millions." It probably was a lowball offer so that they could take away Infowars from AJ and still have 99.999% of the amount due on the judgement available to persue AJ with.

Posted by: Liberty at November 18, 2024 12:39 PM (BhNWH)

125 96 Morning Joe and Mike probably just sent their dozens of fans over the edge by meeting with OrangemanBadHitler.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 12:36 PM (tT6L1)

Mika should come out wearing a neck brace doing a 180 that fast.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 18, 2024 12:39 PM (OA79/)

126 Hitler Schmitler -- I want t know: Who is literally Mussolini?
Posted by: zombie
.......

Gavin. Gavin Nussolini.
Posted by: wth at November 18, 2024 12:30 PM (v0R5T)

can't be him, he can't build the trains, much less make them run on thyme...

Sage advice.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 12:39 PM (xCA6C)

127 the dentist botox is for treating jaw issues like TMJ

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 18, 2024 12:39 PM (s3qiR)

128 Good afternoon Ace.
Someone wrote, maybe Schlister, that we have the dumbest most incompetent elite in history. If you are the propaganda ministries for such stupidity, you don't have anywhere to go when it inevitably collapses. Theat is why Mika band Joe crawled to Florida

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 18, 2024 12:39 PM (/y7Fe)

129 Morning Joe and Mika don't agree with the Donald on many issues?

Yeah, that's because the two of them are leftwing nuts who are incapable of processing any information which is contrary to their worldview.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 12:39 PM (tT6L1)

130 101 Seriously, if yuo think abut it, Trump's style and presentation is really much more reminiscent of Mussolini, who had a haughty self-confidence. Plus, it was Mussolini who was the actual Fascist. Hitler wan't even a Fascist -- he was a national socialistn.It was only much later, long after the war, that people began to conflate fascism and national socialism into being essentially the same thing, which they are not.

Plus, capital-F Fascism was very populist, and Mussolini did reviitalize Italy's economy. If he hadn't made a pact with Hitler and gotten involved on the wrong side of WWII, the Fascist era wold just be seen as an interesting phase in Italian history, and not be now equated with The Ultimate Evil, as it now is.

Hence, the Left really should be calling Trump "literally Mussolini."

But no, the Left is too stupid for that. No one under 40 has even heard of Mussolni.
Posted by: zombie at November 18, 2024 12:37 PM (pMi6S)
_______
Correct except for one thing. The Communists were identifying Nazis and Fascists before the war, and even before Mussolini and Hitler were allies.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 18, 2024 12:39 PM (1bNHn)

131 Oh my word! Those ratings numbers are hilariously disastrous! But I'm sure there will be a lot of "soul-searching" going on at the DNC. lol

Posted by: red speck at November 18, 2024 12:39 PM (0Id0S)

132 Alaska has always been slow to count votes due to the geography. From what I gather, a lot of the vote coming in now is from the more remote areas with heavy native population and they favor ranked choice.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 18, 2024 12:39 PM (szMU5)

133 No one under 40 has even heard of Mussolni.

Except a handful of jazz aficionados.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 18, 2024 12:40 PM (mvzCn)

134 Poor Joe, went to Mar-a-Lago hoping to sit in the cuck chair while Trump banged Mika only to find out that Trump doesn't like thots that are past their sell by date.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at November 18, 2024 12:40 PM (k1E2D)

135 vocable is a real word

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/vocable

vocable
noun

: term
specifically : a word composed of various sounds or letters without regard to its meaning

in a song, "la la la" and "oooh" are vocables.
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2024 12:35 PM (KRtlO)
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Oook!

Posted by: Unseen University Librarian at November 18, 2024 12:40 PM (7fElN)

136 I'm waiting to hear what Keith Olbermann has to say...

Oh, look at that;

@KeithOlbermann
Look, this isn't complex. Joe Scarborough has always been a political whore.

He's not wrong. But it sorta' takes one to know one.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 18, 2024 12:40 PM (Q4IgG)

137 "Terrible move. Here we go again with the impulsive outreach. The media has tried to destroy Trump and any Republican seeking the same goals. They will do it again, only this time from the inside. They don’t want reconciliation, they want ratings and revenge.
Posted by: Vengeance"

He's a deal maker. That's his impulse. We're just going to have to deal with it.

Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 12:40 PM (fV+MH)

138
George
@BehizyTweets
BREAKING: According to Steve Bannon, President Trump will name Kash Patel as his FBI Director

Kash Patel is a total savage. His plans for the FBI are magnificent.

"I'd shut down the FBI Hoover Building on day one and reopen the next day as a museum of the deep state. And I'd take the 7,000 employees that work in that building and send them across America to chase down criminals."

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 18, 2024 12:40 PM (TGPs7)

139 >>>They're definitely both anals of shamelessness.

You misspelled ... Oh wait. ISWYDT

Posted by: No Name Today at November 18, 2024 12:41 PM (vlXMQ)

140 106 Trump Does It Again!

Kash Patel as FBI Director...

Via WRKO Radio
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 18, 2024 12:37 PM (TGPs7)

EPIC.

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at November 18, 2024 12:41 PM (DJ7uY)

141 Here's hoping they got body cavity searches upon arrival and upon departure...and that Trump had the Mar-a-Lago staff fumigate, check for listening devices and count the silverware after they left.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 18, 2024 12:41 PM (nkQDL)

142 Hopefully Trump has a small mini-door ala Monty Burns so they had to crawl into his office.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 18, 2024 12:41 PM (CwhoI)

143 Kiss the brown ring.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at November 18, 2024 12:41 PM (ytSiK)

144 Alaska has always been slow to count votes due to the geography. From what I gather, a lot of the vote coming in now is from the more remote areas with heavy native population and they favor ranked choice.

What they favor are government freebies, and they know who provides them.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 12:41 PM (xCA6C)

145 I like slot cars.

Posted by: Archer at November 18, 2024 12:41 PM (IDphi)

146 All this fuss over a coupla people from cable TV "news?"

Posted by: Who cares at November 18, 2024 12:42 PM (DobEs)

147 as they here, pics or it didn't happen'

Posted by: miguel cervantes at November 18, 2024 12:42 PM (pGTZo)

148 Intrigue...

New York Post
@nypost
Elon Musk had ‘massive blowup’ with Trump aide Boris Epshteyn at Mar-a-Lago dinner: report https://trib.al/kqItVrr

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 18, 2024 12:42 PM (TGPs7)

149 A carryover from the last thread:

I am honestly curious as to how the conversation with Joe Scankwhore and Trump went.

"You know, you've been spreading lies about me for the last decade and I don't appreciate it. But tell me, Joe. Tell me how my ass tastes."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 11:10 AM (Zz0t1)

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

150 Plus, capital-F Fascism was very populist, and Mussolini did reviitalize Italy's economy. If he hadn't made a pact with Hitler and gotten involved on the wrong side of WWII, the Fascist era wold just be seen as an interesting phase in Italian history, and not be now equated with The Ultimate Evil, as it now is.
Posted by: zombie

Yes, even Gandhi spoke well of Mussolini when he first came to power. He was very close to aligning Italy with Britain and France. Then he had to be a dumbass and invade Ethiopia and the Brits and French dropped him, leaving him only Hitler to turn to.

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 12:42 PM (v6JzV)

151 I like slot cars.

Posted by: Archer

And ocelots.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 12:42 PM (xCA6C)

152 Did you all catch the pics of RFK Jr at McDonalds?

Hysterical.

I saw a pic of the heavy hitters eating it on Trump Force One. Did they make him go pick up the order? RFK must have lost a bet.

Posted by: t-bird at November 18, 2024 12:42 PM (0ljUU)

153 Don't forgive... don't forget... let them burn.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2024 12:42 PM (QAkQ3)

154 >>>MSNBC ratings collapse

Glorious. I want Tater tears.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 18, 2024 12:43 PM (i24o9)

155 On a similar topic, I've always been astonished that Martin Luther's safe conduct to the Diet of Worms in 1521 was honored. He was taking a big chance that they'd simply seize him, call him a heretic to whom any promises made were null and void because, yanno, heretic, and promptly and literally roast him in public.

Posted by: Septimius Severus at November 18, 2024 12:43 PM (J2vNu)

156 LOL, up, down, sideways!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at November 18, 2024 12:43 PM (gY0JQ)

157 145 I like slot cars.
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Me too.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 12:43 PM (jFCkp)

158 A quick point about tattoos since I saw the convos in the previous thread, and then I'll move on.

One thing I find fascinating about my own religion is that for a long time, tattoos were culturally shunned and forbidden in church policy, because "our bodies are temples." These attitudes have shifted, and now the idea of the "tatooed Mormon" is much more accepted and embraced. (And a bestselling book by a convert!) But there were actual members of my faith, mostly within Utah, that would judge others harshly if they had a tattoo.

But, Utah is one of the top states for plastic surgery. So you had the same people judging tattooed members for not treating their body as a temple, completely obliterating their face or their bodies of all wrinkles and flaws. Dissatisfied with the body they have been blessed with by God.

It's an interesting irony! Or hypocrisy, your choice.

Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and the Reckonings at November 18, 2024 12:43 PM (wcIbG)

159 The FBI director is appointed for a single 10-year term by the president of the United States and confirmed by the Senate.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2024 12:43 PM (63Dwl)

160 134 Poor Joe, went to Mar-a-Lago hoping to sit in the cuck chair while Trump banged Mika only to find out that Trump doesn't like thots that are past their sell by date.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at November 18, 2024 12:40 PM (k1E2D)

I'm thinking it's more like having Melania peg Joe while Mika watches.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 18, 2024 12:43 PM (OA79/)

161 Don't forgive... don't forget... let them burn.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2024 12:42 PM (QAkQ3)

Hand them a bucket of gasoline to help them put out the fire.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 18, 2024 12:43 PM (i24o9)

162 They are really shameless. I would have been too embarrassed to do something like that.

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at November 18, 2024 12:43 PM (DJ7uY)

163 Imo, those two bozos aren't important enough to restart communications. Add in the fact that they told vicious lies about Trump, calling him the most horrible of names and my opinion is that they don't deserve an audience with PDJT 2.0.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 18, 2024 12:43 PM (qBdHI)

164 I am honestly curious as to how the conversation with Joe Scankwhore and Trump went.

"Let's talk about your dead intern, Joe..."

Posted by: t-bird at November 18, 2024 12:43 PM (0ljUU)

165 Did Trump invite them to dinner?

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at November 18, 2024 12:43 PM (paSBy)

166 Paul A. Szypula
@Bubblebathgirl
Joe Scarborough: Trump is a N*zi.

Also Joe Scarborough: I don’t “see eye to eye on a lot of issues” with Trump but since the ratings for my show are collapsing I went to visit this N*zi at his home and interview him.

Legacy media is now begging Trump to help save their jobs.

https://tinyurl.com/yfjvh486

Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2024 12:44 PM (NpAcC)

167 >>I saw a pic of the heavy hitters eating it on Trump Force One.

Ah - I just saw the closeups of RFK Jr eating the burger. Didn't know it was on Trump Force 1.

Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2024 12:44 PM (z/jjr)

168 Off topic but..
apparently we taxpayers paid to fly Laken Riley's killer to Georgia. It has also been proven that he was a member of Tren de whatever gang. How is it that gang members are being allowed into the country? How is that not an immediate disqualification? Maduro must be laughing at us as he send all the criminals in his country here.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 18, 2024 12:44 PM (t/2Uw)

169 There has to be a historical parallel to this. A . . . Populares aristocrat meeting with LC Sulla (i.e., "Please don't kill me and I will serve you faithfully!").
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

After the Civil War, and against all precedent, Julius Caesar pardoned many of his enemies including Brutus. Might have been a mistake.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 18, 2024 12:44 PM (L/fGl)

170 vocable is a real word

Posted by: Unseen University Librarian at November 18, 2024 12:40 PM (7fElN)
-

Sample usage:

President Biden is vocable when wearing his Hoka shoes, except at the beach.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 18, 2024 12:44 PM (js3aQ)

171 And ocelots.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 12:42 PM (xCA6C)

=====

Babou! Serpentine!

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024 12:44 PM (DRSnL)

172 Why doesn't anyone ever want to be literally me?

*kicks dirt*
Posted by: Zombie Hideki Tojo at November 18, 2024

________

Tojo Told Hitler by RL Burnside:

https://tinyurl.com/4vt88y7t

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 18, 2024 12:44 PM (Dm8we)

173 if they were smart, they would apologize to their audience, as well as the ones they slandered, but they aren't smart,

it's like the SNL sketch with Phil Hartmann doing the Sinatra Group

Posted by: miguel cervantes at November 18, 2024 12:44 PM (pGTZo)

174 Historically hilarious highlight from pre-COVID 2020 Joe Scarborough: "What job is worth selling your [political] soul?" Seems we now know Joe's answer.

https://t.co/T4zijwV87l

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 18, 2024 12:44 PM (v23vE)

175 OK, I will admit. I had to look up what Thanos was. Now I get it.

Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at November 18, 2024 12:45 PM (hTBp0)

176 Correct except for one thing. The Communists were identifying Nazis and Fascists before the war, and even before Mussolini and Hitler were allies.
Posted by: Eeyore

Yes, now that I think about it -- the "Antifa" movement, which is short for "anti-fascist," started in Germany in the '30s, to oppose Hitlerian policies, so you are correct: the left's conflation being national socialism and fascism started even in the '30s, despite it still be true that they are not the same thing.

Posted by: zombie at November 18, 2024 12:45 PM (pMi6S)

177
joe miller
@joemill37087868

“Last Weds the tension between the two men reportedly reached a boiling point at Trump’s Florida estate. Dinner guests witnessed a “massive blowup” and a “huge explosion” as Musk lashed out at Epshteyn about tipping off the media, the outlet reported”

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 18, 2024 12:45 PM (TGPs7)

178 Trump Does It Again!

Kash Patel as FBI Director..
==

I hoped it was going to be the pick.

Posted by: runner at November 18, 2024 12:45 PM (V13WU)

179 Babo!!!

Posted by: Archer at November 18, 2024 12:45 PM (IDphi)

180 I know nobody's up for Trump criticism, but I think his biggest character flaw is that it's so easy to get on his good side just by sucking up to him. These vermin weren't wrong to do what they did. It'll probably pay them lots of benefits over the next 4 years.

Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at November 18, 2024 12:45 PM (Ij2uN)

181 vocable
noun

: term
specifically : a word composed of various sounds or letters without regard to its meaning

in a song, "la la la" and "oooh" are vocables.
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2024 12:35 PM (KRtlO)
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Oook!
Posted by: Unseen University Librarian at November 18, 2024 12:40 PM (7fElN)

Eep Op Ork Ah Ah.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

182 No one under 40 has even heard of Mussolni.

Oldest restaurant in Hollywood, Mussolini and Franks.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 18, 2024 12:45 PM (aa1V8)

183 61 Was Thanos modeled on Tyrus?
Posted by: Eeyore at November 18, 2024 12:33 PM (1bNHn)

Of course, nobody here is gonna remember Tyrus' original gimmick, "G-Rilla".

Posted by: XTC at November 18, 2024 12:45 PM (UnA8+)

184 96 Morning Joe and Mike probably just sent their dozens of fans over the edge by meeting with OrangemanBadHitler.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 12:36 PM (tT6L1)
--------------------

That's the thing. They went to Mar-a-Lago to kiss them some sweet Trump ass, and bow and scrape a bit. But, when they get on the air to tell their viewer (viewers? Nah.) about it, they'll frame it as, "We went down there and showed that sonofabitch who's boss!" They just won't say the part where they showed him that the boss is, in fact, him. Their viewers will accept their weasel words as gospel. "Wow, Mika and Joe sure did spank Bad Orange Man!"

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 18, 2024 12:45 PM (QdGJh)

185 @joemill37087868

“Last Weds the tension between the two men reportedly reached a boiling point at Trump’s Florida estate. Dinner guests witnessed a “massive blowup” and a “huge explosion” as Musk lashed out at Epshteyn about tipping off the media, the outlet reported”
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 18, 2024 12:45 PM (TGPs7)

They're trying to get Trump exploded now since shooting him didn't work.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

186 the dentist botox is for treating jaw issues like TMJ
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 18, 2024 12:39 PM (s3qiR)

=====

That's probably part of it, but a bunch of dentists around here advertise it for anti-aging, along with fillers like Juvederm.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024 12:46 PM (DRSnL)

187 I had a big Mac last week. I was stunned at how thin the burgers were. Never seen them that thin. We are a fallen people.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 12:46 PM (jFCkp)

188 Epshteyn {/I]

yeah honestly always found Boris sus

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 18, 2024 12:46 PM (s3qiR)

189 “Last Weds the tension between the two men reportedly reached a boiling point at Trump’s Florida estate. Dinner guests witnessed a “massive blowup” and a “huge explosion” as Musk lashed out at Epshteyn about tipping off the media, the outlet reported”

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 18, 2024 12:45 PM (TGPs7)

huh...everything seemed hunky dory when they had their boys night out at the UFC event..

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at November 18, 2024 12:46 PM (DJ7uY)

190

ugh

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 18, 2024 12:46 PM (s3qiR)

191 The trip to Florida was the news here. These asshats don't give a damn about President Trump.
If MSNBC was serious, they'd announce the firing of half the staff and the hiring of replacements who were conservatives, and/or middle of the road reporters. No names in necessary. These two ain't cutting it.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2024 12:46 PM (W/lyH)

192 but they can't deprogram their audience, and we really don't care, except to laugh at them like gutfeld,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at November 18, 2024 12:46 PM (pGTZo)

193 Whore. And his wife. Simple explanation.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at November 18, 2024 12:46 PM (MZ+PY)

194 Funny how "ballot drops" after election day ALWAYS--without exception--seem to trend ONE way and ONE way only.

"I have no idea what you are talking about"
--GOP

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 12:46 PM (Hh1ER)

195 Here's hoping they got body cavity searches upon arrival and upon departure...and that Trump had the Mar-a-Lago staff fumigate, check for listening devices and count the silverware after they left.
Posted by: Stu Podaso

I am shocked that they made it out alive! Trump didn't have them shackled and taken to his dungeon where they would be beaten and starved. Doesn't sound very Hitler-ish to me.

Posted by: Cheri at November 18, 2024 12:47 PM (oiNtH)

196 151 I like slot cars.

Posted by: Archer

And ocelots.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 12:42 PM (xCA6C)

What a super "woody" word!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 18, 2024 12:47 PM (LxER7)

197 That's probably part of it, but a bunch of dentists around here advertise it for anti-aging, along with fillers like Juvederm.

wow that is sort of odd right?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 18, 2024 12:47 PM (s3qiR)

198 "Oh, I don't recall saying anything about not imprisoning my opponents. And since you're here, this makes it easy for us."

Posted by: NR Pax at November 18, 2024 12:47 PM (BpO1e)

199 171 And ocelots.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 12:42 PM (xCA6C)

=====

Babou! Serpentine!
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024 12:44 PM (DRSnL)

Ocelot spleens, yum!

Posted by: The People's Front of Judea at November 18, 2024 12:47 PM (PiwSw)

200 Glorious. I want Tater tears.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

Speaking of Tater . . .

https://is.gd/fFejOy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 18, 2024 12:48 PM (L/fGl)

201 So, they are trying to get their audience (who suspects Mika and Joe may have been misleading them for 8 years) back by making it clear that they were lying to their audience for 8 years that Trump was Hitler/fascist/tyrant. Bold strategy Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off.

Posted by: Brian at November 18, 2024 12:48 PM (VgkEt)

202 After the Civil War, and against all precedent, Julius Caesar pardoned many of his enemies including Brutus. Might have been a mistake.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 18, 2024

***
Considering the Ides of March? Yeah, probably. His enemies would not have retreated to their estates thanking Jupiter for a reprieve; they'd have resented the hell out of Caesar and would have begun plotting against him immediately. As they did.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 18, 2024 12:48 PM (J2vNu)

203 No one under 40 has even heard of Mussolni.

"What is that, some kid of pasta?"
--Gen Z

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 12:48 PM (Hh1ER)

204 Shows the distinction between the Acolyte class, those that have been programmed, and the Adept, those that program.

The Adepts don't really believe most of the neo-marxist religion; it's just a malicious means to an end. But they've now programmed millions of Acolytes who believe it zealously and are willing to carry it out to the end.

So, not sure how the Adepts expect us to believe they can just walk back the past 20+ years.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2024 12:48 PM (IG4Id)

205 That's the thing. They went to Mar-a-Lago to kiss them some sweet Trump ass, and bow and scrape a bit. But, when they get on the air to tell their viewer (viewers? Nah.) about it, they'll frame it as, "We went down there and showed that sonofabitch who's boss!" They just won't say the part where they showed him that the boss is, in fact, him. Their viewers will accept their weasel words as gospel. "Wow, Mika and Joe sure did spank Bad Orange Man!"
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 18, 2024 12:45 PM (QdGJh)
---------------

Initially I was skeptical because Joe and Mika went to PDT..I then remembered the combined IQ of Joe and Mika's audience is probably about the level of an imbecile.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 12:48 PM (tT6L1)

206 my cast is off

I feel kinda woozy tbh

lots o sutures ugh!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 18, 2024 12:48 PM (s3qiR)

207 198 "Oh, I don't recall saying anything about not imprisoning my opponents. And since you're here, this makes it easy for us."
Posted by: NR Pax at November 18, 2024 12:47 PM (BpO1e)

Trump should take them on a walking tour of all the rooms the fbi searched illegally looking for "secret" documents and Melanie's underwear.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 18, 2024 12:48 PM (OA79/)

208 Eep Op Ork Ah Ah.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

ting tang walla-walla bing-bang

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 18, 2024 12:49 PM (aD39U)

209 thanos long preceded tyrus, jim starger or something like that

brolin in real life, is someone who is reputedly a rather violent fellow

Posted by: miguel cervantes at November 18, 2024 12:49 PM (pGTZo)

210 Trump should plant an olive tree in the Rose Garden, and announce that any prominent Leftist who seeks common ground may come to his beautiful Peace Tree and bury his right thumb in its roots - but that all others must perish.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2024 12:49 PM (7oYYI)

211 Retards here still believe the media.

Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 12:49 PM (fV+MH)

212 Will Bunch: "Morning Joe" capitulation is another of my worst fears about life under Trump 47 - that those of us who
plan to keep writing against Trump's autocratic ways are going to be marginalized as "dead enders" who aren't getting with the program, which will make it easier to shut us up

Mika & Joe bend the knee. We're in for a LONG four years. "President Trump was cheerful, he was upbeat, he seemed interested in finding common ground with Democrats on some of the most divisive issues..." 🤮

There's a difference between "Bending the knee" and bending all the way over, spreading your cheeks, and begging to be screwed up the wazoo.

Resistance media will be marginalized by MSM. I remember 2003 during the run-up to the Iraq War, MSNBC fired the late Phil Donahue because of his anti-war stance.

LOL WHUT? I know the networks are desperate to keep their access to the freakshow circus, but this is beyond the pale... Hell, the sheer number of people who have been standing in line to kiss King Donnie's ring like he's a mob boss really makes me wonder what our country has become.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 18, 2024 12:49 PM (JCZqz)

213 Politics · Trending
National Emergency
31.7K posts

Posted by: Don Black at November 18, 2024 12:49 PM (/7KEl)

214 Joe and The Hoe. They are the major accident you glance at on the way home from work.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 18, 2024 12:49 PM (ewjUl)

215 "Oldest restaurant in Hollywood, Mussolini and Franks."

"Stop Stalin around and have a heil of a time at Mussolini and Franks. If you want to take it home and eat it just ask for it 'Tojo'!"

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at November 18, 2024 12:49 PM (Ft5W9)

216 President Trump, In tribute, I offer you my wife.

Wait, is that too obvious? Maybe we go to dinner first?

I don't know.... this whole "politics" thing eludes me. I'm just not good at it, I guess. Happily, I have no morals or core beliefs, so I am flexible!

Posted by: Joe Scarbeaurough at November 18, 2024 12:49 PM (B+gJG)

217 in a song, "la la la" and "oooh" are vocables.

Ooh Eee OOh Aaa Aaa Aaa
Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 12:49 PM (Hh1ER)

218 Considering the Ides of March? Yeah, probably. His enemies would not have retreated to their estates thanking Jupiter for a reprieve; they'd have resented the hell out of Caesar and would have begun plotting against him immediately. As they did.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 18, 2024 12:48 PM (J2vNu)

And because history always repeats itself...

Trump get Prezzy in January, Senate stabs him in the back in March... bank on it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2024 12:50 PM (QAkQ3)

219 Oook!
Posted by: Unseen University Librarian at November 18, 2024 12:40 PM (7fElN)
*

Eep Op Ork Ah Ah.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024

***
"Oo ee, ah-ah-ah, bing-bang, walla-walla bing bang --"

Posted by: The Witch Doctor at November 18, 2024 12:50 PM (J2vNu)

220 lots o sutures ugh!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 18, 2024 12:48 PM (s3qiR)

=====

Wait, what happened? I missed it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024 12:50 PM (DRSnL)

221 Funny how "ballot drops" after election day ALWAYS--without exception--seem to trend ONE way and ONE way only.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 18, 2024 12:37 PM (7fElN)

Maybe its a northern hemisphere thing? Like the toilet flushing, it always goes one way.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2024 12:50 PM (W/lyH)

222 Keith Olbermann@KeithOlbermann
To political reporters, commentators, liberals, moderates: After this fawning, humiliating, network-destroying surrender, if you go on @Morning_Joe you have endorsed and bought into #VichyMSNBC

-
You tell 'em, Keith!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 18, 2024 12:50 PM (L/fGl)

223 Nicholas Fondacaro
@NickFondacaro
The View introduced Kamala Harris as America's "next president" weeks before the election; now Sunny Hostin is calling Fox News "state-sponsored media."
They also claimed Trump was "scared" to go on their show, but now most of them are demanding the media not talk to him.

https://tinyurl.com/3vm63xmy

Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2024 12:50 PM (NpAcC)

224 Trump probably actually told them "If my cabinet choices are all confirmed, following your weeks of obsequious fawning, I may let you live."

And after they left, he probably added to Elon "... and it's a nice day, and I'm in a good mood."

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 18, 2024 12:51 PM (gfztU)

225 The trip to Florida was the news here. These asshats don't give a damn about President Trump.
If MSNBC was serious, they'd announce the firing of half the staff and the hiring of replacements who were conservatives, and/or middle of the road reporters. No names in necessary. These two ain't cutting it.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2024 12:46 PM (W/lyH)

I think one of the reasons Whoopie is going insane on air is because the rumors are that she is being replaced on the view. There are a lot of those multi-million dollar contracts for spokes-faces with the corporate media, and their main value is being a trusted source to invite into the house to say soothing things about the world.
Being dead wrong and hateful is not a good strategy for that.

Is it just me, or is Whoopie Goldberg transitioning into being a Predator?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2024 12:51 PM (D7oie)

226 Wait, what happened? I missed it.

wrist break

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 18, 2024 12:51 PM (s3qiR)

227 >>>Did you all catch the pics of RFK Jr at McDonalds?
Hysterical.

I saw them eating it on Trump Force One. Someone commented that it's either a hazing ritual, or it's like making the new gang member do drugs to make sure he's not an undercover cop.

Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and the Reckonings at November 18, 2024 12:51 PM (wcIbG)

228 Joe and The Hoe. They are the major accident you glance at on the way home from work.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 18, 2024 12:49 PM (ewjUl)

Which Joe? The one with Mika or the one with Jill?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 18, 2024 12:51 PM (VNX3d)

229 The Kash Patelpick has been walked back. Not official or even a leak. Misinterpreted comment.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 18, 2024 12:51 PM (t/2Uw)

230 you all watched the flintstones take on the beattles,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at November 18, 2024 12:51 PM (pGTZo)

231

The only proper response to these vile cum-pustules of syphilis filled herpes lesions is...

LICK ME WHERE I SHIT!!!!!

Posted by: Just Sayin... at November 18, 2024 12:51 PM (SqpVV)

232 It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at November 18, 2024 12:51 PM (DobEs)

233 Your move, Imperator.

Posted by: Dr. Robert Neville at November 18, 2024 12:52 PM (IDphi)

234 Resistance media will be marginalized by MSM. I remember 2003 during the run-up to the Iraq War, MSNBC fired the late Phil Donahue because of his anti-war stance.

LOL Donahue was fired because he had single digit ratings and was considered a worthless dinosaur

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 12:52 PM (Hh1ER)

235 Mika and Joe kissing President Trump's ass gives me immense pleasure. I hope this couple is happy for me.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 18, 2024 12:52 PM (wBaIH)

236 keith olbermann is a twat.
probably has the aroma of bleach and fabric softener

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 18, 2024 12:52 PM (CWTWj)

237 "All together now!
I'm a Hitler
You're a Hitler
He's a Hitler
She's a Hitler (you're not singing, Joe)
They're all Hitlers
Wouldn't you like to be a Hitler, too (flat again, Mika)
Be a Hitler, just be a Hitler (Everybody!)
Be a Hitler, just be a Hitler/sorry Dr. Pepper"

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at November 18, 2024 12:52 PM (Ft5W9)

238 They also said they would stop name-calling and smearing Trump if he promised he wouldn't throw "political opponents" in jail.

------------

Gee. Did they exact such a promise from Biden?

Posted by: bluebell at November 18, 2024 12:52 PM (79pEw)

239 I am shocked that they made it out alive! Trump didn't have them shackled and taken to his dungeon where they would be beaten and starved. Doesn't sound very Hitler-ish to me.

Posted by: Cheri at November 18, 2024 12:47 PM (oiNtH)

--------------

I would have at least forced Joe to parade around in Melania's underwear.

Posted by: ShainS -- Dems Haven't Been This Angry Since We Took Their Slaves Away! at November 18, 2024 12:52 PM (MhEyU)

240 Is it just me, or is Whoopie Goldberg transitioning into being a Predator?
--------------------
Generally speaking, predators are pretty fast. Maybe she's a virus?

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 12:52 PM (jFCkp)

241 QUICK REFERENCE GUIDE TO SPACE ACTIVITY FOR NOVEMBER 18

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - GSAT-20
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Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, una sorpresa magica at November 18, 2024 12:53 PM (i0xsb)

242 Manah manah
Pa-cheekee-cheekee

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 12:53 PM (Hh1ER)

243 It's interesting - Trump getting elected in 2016 was a gold mine for the Establishment Press, and now not so much.

What's happened in the last eight years is that the Establishment Press flushed their credibility down the toilet.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 18, 2024 12:54 PM (uxCna)

244 When you are in power, I will appeal to the 'norms' and Constitution to ensure I am treated fairly.

When I am in power, I will destroy all the 'norms' and run roughshod over the Constitution to ensure you can never rise again.

- the entirety of the Left

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at November 18, 2024 12:54 PM (aYubz)

245 Is it just me, or is Whoopie Goldberg transitioning into being a Predator?

She looks like a mop with a beach ball instead of a stick

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 12:54 PM (Hh1ER)

246 re 234: only so many times you can pull an audience with topics like "teen strippers and their moms" (yes, he really did that around 30 years ago.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 18, 2024 12:54 PM (CWTWj)

247 Anybody else remember when Scartissue was presented as a "conservative?"

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Posted by: Jetto at November 18, 2024 12:54 PM (XAQb4)

248 Eep Op Ork Ah Ah.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

You know how couples have a "song"? That song is mine and my husband's song. No kidding.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 18, 2024 12:54 PM (k9OZB)

249 I'm not saying it's because of Trump, but it's because of Trump.

Geert Wilders is celebrating today's major victory, announcing that Prime Minister Dick Schoof has confirmed the Public Prosecution Service can now prosecute those responsible for the “Jew Hunt” in Amsterdam as terrorists. This means that upon conviction, these jihadis can be stripped of their Dutch citizenship, and no new law is required. But it gets even better. The government is now considering adding antisemitism as a direct, specific reason to revoke nationality. (Jihadis across the Netherlands are panicking) Wilders calls this “fantastic news,” as it directly supports his unwavering push for harsher consequences—including deportation and revocation of citizenship of dual nationals —for those hunting Jews in the Netherlands.

https://tinyurl.com/ybm7n739

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 12:54 PM (xCA6C)

250 Elon Musk had ‘massive blowup’ with Trump aide Boris
.......

Elon was hitting on Natasha?

Posted by: wth at November 18, 2024 12:55 PM (v0R5T)

251 LICK ME WHERE I SHIT!!!!!
Posted by: Just Sayin...

In the woods?

Posted by: A Bear at November 18, 2024 12:55 PM (lzTsk)

252 The US regime is getting in its last licks whichever way it can against Israel:

https://tinyurl.com/ynapr3pf

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 18, 2024 12:55 PM (js3aQ)

253 "Oo ee, ah-ah-ah, bing-bang, walla-walla bing bang --"
Posted by: The Witch Doctor at November 18, 2024

***
As Christopher Taylor pointed out, the third phrase should be "ting-tang." That's okay, probably a different dialect.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 18, 2024 12:55 PM (J2vNu)

254 RFK was looking at that burger like it was a turd.

dude is a buzz kill.

I don't want RFK telling me what is is good for me.

Kinda hate the dude. To be honest.

Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 12:56 PM (fV+MH)

255 It's interesting - Trump getting elected in 2016 was a gold mine for the Establishment Press, and now not so much.

I think it will turn around when he's in office and all the credulous NPCs start tuning in to get their new lines to repeat.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 12:56 PM (Hh1ER)

256 236 keith olbermann is a twat.
probably has the aroma of bleach and fabric softener
Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 18, 2024 12:52 PM (CWTWj)
-----------------------

Probably has breath like fabric softener, from biting so many pillows.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 18, 2024 12:56 PM (QdGJh)

257 I sincerely hope Joe and Mika get squeezed for whatever usefulness they may have, then discarded like the sodden tissue they are.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2024 12:56 PM (Aqu9a)

258
Dick Schoof?

Posted by: You just made that up at November 18, 2024 12:56 PM (DobEs)

259 180 I know nobody's up for Trump criticism, but I think his biggest character flaw is that it's so easy to get on his good side just by sucking up to him. These vermin weren't wrong to do what they did. It'll probably pay them lots of benefits over the next 4 years.
Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at November 18, 2024 12:45 PM (Ij2uN)

And Trump will still be president.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 18, 2024 12:56 PM (eg8YQ)

260 Mika happily used her father’s “diplomatic bona fides” ( Zbiggy sucked bigly) to somehow shoehorn her and Bloe’s groveling into an audience boost. I wish them an early retirement from broadcasting propaganda.

Posted by: Unkaren at November 18, 2024 12:56 PM (0V2Q7)

261 Keith who now?

Posted by: Jetto at November 18, 2024 12:56 PM (XAQb4)

262 You know how couples have a "song"? That song is mine and my husband's song. No kidding.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 18, 2024 12:54 PM (k9OZB)

That's funny.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

263 Probably has breath like fabric softener, from biting so many pillows.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 18, 2024 12:56 PM (QdGJh)

No comment.

Posted by: Katy Tur at November 18, 2024 12:56 PM (PiwSw)

264 WRT the reported dustup with Elon Musk, I predict he won't be long for his official government DOGE position. He's accustomed to being top dog, and I doubt there will be room enough for both his and Trump's ego in the same admin.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 12:56 PM (xCA6C)

265 You know how couples have a "song"? That song is mine and my husband's song. No kidding.

Its a traditional hobbit love song. Tough to dance to, though

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 12:56 PM (Hh1ER)

266 Who exactly did they speak with, face to face, and what does that person or person have to say about the discussion. The alleged discussion of which there is no evidence.

No evidence. I like using that phrase, now that we've had a nice one-eighty.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 18, 2024 12:57 PM (ZtgZZ)

267 Hell, the sheer number of people who have been standing in line to kiss King Donnie's ring like he's a mob boss really makes me wonder what our country has become.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 18, 2024 12:49 PM

A republic again. Moosolini out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 18, 2024 12:57 PM (ZANHd)

268 Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 12:54 PM (xCA6C)
-

Amsterdam's mayor is upset:

https://tinyurl.com/mr2bwchf

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 18, 2024 12:57 PM (js3aQ)

269 These vermin weren't wrong to do what they did. It'll probably pay them lots of benefits over the next 4 years.
Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at November 18, 2024 12:45 PM (Ij2uN)

Trump is going to play these two hyenas the same way he played Mitt Romney.

Remember when Mitt Romney thought he was going to be SecState because he had dinner with Trump?

Posted by: kallisto at November 18, 2024 12:57 PM (dCxaZ)

270 wrist break
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 18, 2024 12:51 PM (s3qiR)

=====

Yikes!

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024 12:57 PM (DRSnL)

271 RFK was looking at that burger like it was a turd.

Have you been to McDonald's lately? He's not far off.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 12:58 PM (Hh1ER)

272 RFK was looking at that burger like it was a turd.

dude is a buzz kill.

I don't want RFK telling me what is is good for me.

Kinda hate the dude. To be honest.
Posted by: eleven
......

Wants to be in politics WAY too much.

Posted by: wth at November 18, 2024 12:58 PM (v0R5T)

273 It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.
Posted by: Kramer at November 18, 2024 12:51 PM (DobEs)

Never. Not. Funny.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2024 12:58 PM (Aqu9a)

274
Interesting to see what the priorities for Trump's enemies are:

"Don't prosecute your criminal opponents"

"Don't free the innocent J6 grandmas"

🤔

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 12:58 PM (6QbOL)

275 Dang.
Just saw an ad for the First Lady Melania Trump with Argentine First Lady Juliana Awada picture.
Wowza!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2024 12:58 PM (W/lyH)

276 Epp Opp Ork Ah Ah

--Jet Screamer

Posted by: Archer at November 18, 2024 12:58 PM (IDphi)

277 Amsterdam's mayor is upset:

https://tinyurl.com/mr2bwchf

Awwww...nobody cares.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 12:59 PM (xCA6C)

278 You know how couples have a "song"? That song is mine and my husband's song. No kidding.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 18, 2024

***
The ex-Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 and I had "What Are We Doin' in Love?" by Kenny Rogers and Dottie West. A long time ago in a wormhole far, far away.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 18, 2024 12:59 PM (J2vNu)

279 What shocks me most about all of this is that Stelter is still around.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 18, 2024 12:59 PM (/RfNj)

280 253 "Oo ee, ah-ah-ah, bing-bang, walla-walla bing bang --"
Posted by: The Witch Doctor at November 18, 2024

***
As Christopher Taylor pointed out, the third phrase should be "ting-tang." That's okay, probably a different dialect.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 18, 2024 12:55 PM (J2vNu)
--------------------

Maybe he has a stutter, too? I know how it is, man.

Posted by: F. Joe Biden at November 18, 2024 12:59 PM (QdGJh)

281 "What is that, some kid of pasta?"--Gen Z

Mussolini pasta is rice. True story. My word as a fictional amalgam of journalists!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 18, 2024 01:00 PM (KDwaS)

282 I don't want RFK telling me what is is good for me.

That said about McDonald's, I agree. I can take care of myself, I don't need him lecturing me on what to eat and how to exercise, etc. Its different for each person. Half the food he eats I actually cannot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 01:00 PM (Hh1ER)

283 They, in a small part, have programmed mental illness into the heads of a generation. There's no 'oopsie' here.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2024 01:00 PM (IG4Id)

284 Haitian Migrants Already FLEEING Springfield, Ohio After Trump Victory

Posted by: SMOD at November 18, 2024 01:00 PM (RHGPo)

285 "Have you been to McDonald's lately? He's not far off.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"

so ok you don't like McD.

But the guy is a buzz kill.

He just is.

Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 01:00 PM (fV+MH)

286 Remember when Mitt Romney thought he was going to be SecState because he had dinner with Trump?

Yup. That was when Trump broke him. He's been pounding his tiny fists in frustration ever since.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 01:00 PM (xCA6C)

287
Stop!
Don't touch!
This is my No-No Square!

Posted by: Your semi-random PSA from the Women of Finland at November 18, 2024 01:00 PM (a3Q+t)

288 275 Dang.
Just saw an ad for the First Lady Melania Trump with Argentine First Lady Juliana Awada picture.
Wowza!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2024

***
A good complement to Melania.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 18, 2024 01:00 PM (J2vNu)

289 It's not a good sign Trump met with these cancerous clowns. I understand their motives, and I suspect his is just a continuation of one of his weakest traits: trying to please enemies to make them love him while often ignoring at best his supporters. As I said before the election, the worst outcome would be a Trump win without retaliation and retribution for the worse human rights and civil rights in American history. I hope this doesn't foreshadow that happening.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 18, 2024 01:00 PM (CaELB)

290 New York Post
@nypost

Vet killed himself with euthanization drugs in distress at pets owners putting down animals to save money https://trib.al/HYc38qF

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 18, 2024 01:00 PM (TGPs7)

291 Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 12:54 PM (xCA6C)

Glad to hear that! Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 18, 2024 01:01 PM (1yQ39)

292 Remember when Mitt Romney thought he was going to be SecState because he had dinner with Trump?
Posted by: kallisto at November 18, 2024 12:57 PM (dCxaZ)

No no I heard all you have to do is compliment Trump and he'll sell out the country to you.

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 01:01 PM (6QbOL)

293 277 Amsterdam's mayor is upset:

https://tinyurl.com/mr2bwchf

So, what?

Posted by: And stop putting women in charge at November 18, 2024 01:01 PM (DobEs)

294 Joe and Mika: Biden is the sharpest we've every seen him!

Joe and Mika, 3 days later: Biden is senile, he's got to go!

Joe and Mika: Trump is literally a Hitler-Stalin sandwich!

Joe and Mika, 10 days later: We met with President Trump, we don't see eye to eye on everything!

Joe and Mika's remaining audience: Moderately retarded.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at November 18, 2024 01:01 PM (qUkBO)

295 Amsterdam has a mayor?

Would love to see his platform.

Posted by: Jetto at November 18, 2024 01:01 PM (XAQb4)

296 Amsterdam's mayor is upset:

https://tinyurl.com/mr2bwchf

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Deport her.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2024 01:01 PM (7oYYI)

297 It's not a good sign Trump met with these cancerous clowns. I understand their motives, and

Trump met with them because he knew it would be big news and it would further demoralize the Leftards, who are already in disarray

Posted by: kallisto at November 18, 2024 01:02 PM (dCxaZ)

298 264 WRT the reported dustup with Elon Musk, I predict he won't be long for his official government DOGE position. He's accustomed to being top dog, and I doubt there will be room enough for both his and Trump's ego in the same admin.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 12:56 PM (xCA6C)

Frankly, I've not seen any evidence of Trump's massive ego while POTUS. He says "I" far less in his speeches than that paragon of humility, Barack Obama. Steve Bannon made the mistake of getting ahead of himself and scoring a Bloomberg Magazine cover, but he should have known that Josh Gerstein had it in for him from the very beginning. He should have been fired because he's the help, not the Big Guy. That would have been true no matter who was POTUS. You never saw anyone from any other administration trying to pull that nonsense.

Musk is a busy guy, running six companies. Vivek is the co-chair because he'll have more time running DOGE. I think the media is ginning up a potential conflict where there is none.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 18, 2024 01:02 PM (eg8YQ)

299 Haitian Migrants Already FLEEING Springfield, Ohio After Trump Victory
Posted by: SMOD at November 18, 2024 01:00 PM (RHGPo)

Baron Samedi say Go South!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2024 01:02 PM (W/lyH)

300 Here is why the left calls us Nazis and Trump Hitler:

https://tinyurl.com/m9t6m68w

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 18, 2024 01:02 PM (Da7Vv)

301 I don't want RFK telling me what is is good for me. Posted by: eleven

What about telling the food and pharma industries to not lie anymore? Is that acceptable, m'lud?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2024 01:02 PM (IG4Id)

302 287
Stop!
Don't touch!
This is my No-No Square!
Posted by: Your semi-random PSA from the Women of Finland at November 18, 2024 01:00 PM (a3Q+t)

That's my purse, I don't know you!

Posted by: Bobby Hill at November 18, 2024 01:02 PM (PiwSw)

303 Stop!
Don't touch!
This is my No-No Square!
Posted by: Your semi-random PSA from the Women of Finland at November 18, 2024 01:00 PM

To this day, I have difficulty believing that anyone green lighted that thinking it would have any effect other than inviting the world's ridicule.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 18, 2024 01:02 PM (ZANHd)

304 Vet killed himself with euthanization drugs in distress at pets owners putting down animals to save money https://trib.al/HYc38qF
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 18, 2024 01:00 PM (TGPs7)

=====

ISTR reading that vets have a high suicide rate.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024 01:02 PM (DRSnL)

305 Vet killed himself with euthanization drugs in distress at pets owners putting down animals to save money.

Knowing the VA, he probably had to buy them himself.

Posted by: Jetto at November 18, 2024 01:02 PM (XAQb4)

306 The ex-Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 and I had "What Are We Doin' in Love?" by Kenny Rogers and Dottie West. A long time ago in a wormhole far, far away.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 18, 2024 12:59 PM (J2vNu)

I should probably clarify, it's the Violent Femmes cover of "Eep Op Ork Ah Ah" that we love. It's a long story...

Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 18, 2024 01:03 PM (k9OZB)

307 We didn't see eye-to-eye on a lot of issues

other than the fact that we are completely fucked and will do absolutely anything to save our skins.

Posted by: Joe and Mika at November 18, 2024 01:03 PM (hnMW+)

308 284 Haitian Migrants Already FLEEING Springfield, Ohio After Trump Victory
Posted by: SMOD at November 18, 2024 01:00 PM (RHGPo)
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The folks in Springfield are gonna need to watch out for the plague. That's what happened in Europe once all the cats were gone.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 18, 2024 01:03 PM (QdGJh)

309 No no I heard all you have to do is compliment Trump and he'll sell out the country to you.

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 01:01 PM (6QbOL)

*forehead slap*

sorry, I forgot

my bad

Posted by: kallisto at November 18, 2024 01:03 PM (dCxaZ)

310 I have no idea how George Conway got the idea that he was in line for Solicitor General back in 2016

Posted by: SMOD at November 18, 2024 01:03 PM (RHGPo)

311 From Newsweek

"@FBI these are public death threats and must [be] investigated!" Greene wrote. "These women are telling others how to poison and murder men because they are angry over the election...."

In an emailed statement to Newsweek on Monday, a spokesperson for the FBI said: "The FBI investigates federal crimes and threats to the national security. We will never open an investigation based solely on First Amendment protected activity.

Good news everybody! According to the FBI, poisoning people is free speech!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 18, 2024 01:03 PM (hB7mE)

312 I don't want RFK telling me what is is good for me.

Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 12:56 PM (fV+MH)
-

I'm all for RFKJ's 1A rights.

I'm all for making illegal absolute poisonous food ingredients.

I'm all for transparency in what's in the foods we consume.

What else do you think he's gonna do?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 18, 2024 01:03 PM (js3aQ)

313 Haitian Migrants Already FLEEING Springfield, Ohio After Trump Victory
Posted by: SMOD at November 18, 2024 01:00 PM (RHGPo)

Maybe the city council passed an ordinance that says you cannot do that crazy voodoo you do?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2024 01:03 PM (W/lyH)

314 I don't want RFK telling me what is is good for me.

Kinda hate the dude. To be honest.
Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 12:56 PM (fV+MH)

"Politics makes strange bedfellows"

I agree with your sentiment quite a bit. Nominating him at the secretary level is a bit much in my opinion. But I'll keep an open mind.

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 01:03 PM (jgdZo)

315 JoeMika simply hoped to get some gotcha quotes and get Trump to make promises he won't keep.

Posted by: Gref at November 18, 2024 01:03 PM (aBgBM)

316 Their prime-time shows can't even get 75k people watching in the key demo (18-54). Weekend shows don't even get 30k!

This truly is shocking. Random blogs and random YouTubers get much bigger number that that. I wouldn't be surprised if AoS now has more viewers than MSNBC!

And yet...MSNBC is comsidered "mainstream:" media. What a joke.

Posted by: zombie at November 18, 2024 01:03 PM (pMi6S)

317 I'm beginning to think that the MSNBC hosts all need a Lego-equipped Safe Space.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 18, 2024 01:03 PM (/RfNj)

318 Why on earth would Trump allow these weasels through the gates of Mar-a-Lago?

Posted by: creeper at November 18, 2024 01:04 PM (M6moH)

319 I don’t think JFK is going to be on a rampage about telling people what to eat or not eat. Maybe just pointing out what is a healthier choice with the exception of using more natural dyes in food - but not getting rid of the food all together.

He will probably be far less obnoxious than I am, which is a low bar, I know.

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 01:04 PM (pZEOD)

320 310 I have no idea how George Conway got the idea that he was in line for Solicitor General back in 2016
Posted by: SMOD at November 18, 2024 01:03 PM (RHGPo)

He was told the fattest fuck who was a candidate wins.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 18, 2024 01:04 PM (CaELB)

321 Frankly, I've not seen any evidence of Trump's massive ego while POTUS. He says "I" far less in his speeches than that paragon of humility, Barack Obama. Steve Bannon made the mistake of getting ahead of himself and scoring a Bloomberg Magazine cover, but he should have known that Josh Gerstein had it in for him from the very beginning. He should have been fired because he's the help, not the Big Guy. That would have been true no matter who was POTUS. You never saw anyone from any other administration trying to pull that nonsense.

Musk is a busy guy, running six companies. Vivek is the co-chair because he'll have more time running DOGE. I think the media is ginning up a potential conflict where there is none.

I wouldn't go so far as to say Trump isn't an egotist, but assuming that's correct, it still leaves Elon in a subordinate role; one for which he's not well suited.

I predict Vivek will do most of the heavy lifting.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 01:04 PM (xCA6C)

322 The king of Crazy has thoughts:

@KeithOlbermann

I love the shock.

Why is anybody surprised? Since 1988 I've said Scarborough was the worst person I'd ever encountered in this business. He proves me right, year after year.

Today it has become Vichy MSNBC.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2024 01:04 PM (4tmpE)

323 In an emailed statement to Newsweek on Monday, a spokesperson for the FBI said: "The FBI investigates federal crimes and threats to the national security. We will never open an investigation based solely on First Amendment protected activity.

Good news everybody! According to the FBI, poisoning people is free speech!
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 18, 2024 01:03 PM (hB7mE)

But speak out at a school board meeting, and boy howdy.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:04 PM (Zz0t1)

324 > Haitian Migrants Already FLEEING Springfield, Ohio After Trump Victory

They're all heading to North Miami.

Posted by: mr tmz at November 18, 2024 01:04 PM (rJ48h)

325 Vet killed himself with euthanization drugs in distress at pets owners putting down animals to save money.

---

Wait, is this vet as in veterinarian or vet as in veteran?

I've read veterinarians have a very high suicide rate.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 18, 2024 01:04 PM (LxER7)

326 I think the media is ginning up a potential conflict where there is none.

did you see the footage of Trump at the UFC the other night? It looks for all the world like he is going to adopt Elon as Son #4

Posted by: kallisto at November 18, 2024 01:04 PM (dCxaZ)

327 >>> 180 I know nobody's up for Trump criticism, but I think his biggest character flaw is that it's so easy to get on his good side just by sucking up to him. These vermin weren't wrong to do what they did. It'll probably pay them lots of benefits over the next 4 years.
Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at November 18, 2024 12:45 PM (Ij2uN)

The biggest mistake the media and politicians made in his first term was not flipping the day after he was elected and schmoozing up to him. It's no secret he likes flattery. Had the dems in congress sucked up to him, and the toadies in the media, the things he would have agreed to a lot more of the liberal agenda. But they chose war, so war it is. But he will let them come and kiss the ring.

Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and the Reckonings at November 18, 2024 01:05 PM (wcIbG)

328 Good news everybody! According to the FBI, poisoning people is free speech!

Never forget, our speech is violence, their violence is speech.

Posted by: Jetto at November 18, 2024 01:05 PM (XAQb4)

329 I should probably clarify, it's the Violent Femmes cover of "Eep Op Ork Ah Ah" that we love. It's a long story...
Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 18, 2024 01:03 PM

I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 18, 2024 01:05 PM (ZANHd)

330 The king of Crazy has thoughts:

@KeithOlbermann

I love the shock.

Why is anybody surprised? Since 1988 I've said Scarborough was the worst person I'd ever encountered in this business. He proves me right, year after year.

Today it has become Vichy MSNBC.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2024 01:04 PM (4tmpE)

yep, I am getting a very Game of Thrones vibe here...

Posted by: runner at November 18, 2024 01:05 PM (V13WU)

331 I don't want RFK telling me what is is good for me. Posted by: eleven

What if he reveals what is good for you? You've been lied to for a long, long time.

Posted by: t-bird at November 18, 2024 01:05 PM (hnMW+)

332 I don't see any actual confirmation,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at November 18, 2024 01:06 PM (pGTZo)

333 So Olbermann was right about something. Bully for him. He still needs one more to match a broken clock.

Posted by: Jetto at November 18, 2024 01:06 PM (XAQb4)

334
Cenk Uygur
@cenkuygur

What the fuck is Biden doing authorizing Ukraine to use US missiles inside Russia? Which side of the political spectrum is this on? The right hates it, the left hates it. Only establishment Democrats and Republicans, who are all neocons serving the donor class, like this.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 18, 2024 01:06 PM (TGPs7)

335 >What shocks me most about all of this is that Stelter is still around.
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he is round..

Posted by: Don Black at November 18, 2024 01:06 PM (/7KEl)

336 I wouldn't be surprised if AoS now has more viewers than MSNBC!

I assure you that it does.

To this day, I have difficulty believing that anyone green lighted that thinking it would have any effect other than inviting the world's ridicule.

That is the kind of thing I'd have cringed out of and not shown up for work that day. You want me. To do... what? Sorry, gotta mop my garage. Too busy that day.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 01:06 PM (Hh1ER)

337 I don't want RFK telling me what is is good for me.

Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 12:56 PM (fV+MH)

I want him going after big pharma and exposing them for what they are.

I want him going after food producers and explain/answer for why the food they sell in the states is so drastically different from foods they sell everywhere else.

I want him destroying the FDA and EPA.

Now, if I get that, I'll actually be surprised because he's a Kennedy and they're all treasonous assholes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)

338 Tater is not it

Posted by: miguel cervantes at November 18, 2024 01:07 PM (pGTZo)

339 263 Probably has breath like fabric softener, from biting so many pillows.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 18, 2024 12:56 PM (QdGJh)

No comment.
Posted by: Katy Tur

Same.

Posted by: Kyrsten Sinema at November 18, 2024 01:07 PM (B1iUz)

340 Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2024 01:04 PM (4tmpE)

Quite possibly the only person worse in the world than JoeMika is Olbermann.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 18, 2024 01:07 PM (CaELB)

341 92 The thing is, as bad as MSNBC and CNN and the rest, their ratings are, they will go up again with Trump in office. Their entire schtick is ORANGE MAN BAD!!!1!1!! and the leftist NPCs will tune in to get their latest talking points.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

CRT, the median age of MSNBC viewers is now 70. Even broadcast network viewers are now in their 60's including the 'youth' network CW. The era of mass tv being the cultural arbiter is fading to black.

Posted by: whig at November 18, 2024 01:07 PM (ctrM5)

342 Haitian Migrants Already FLEEING Springfield, Ohio After Trump Victory

They've ate all the dogs
They've ate all the cats
Of the people that live there

Posted by: t-bird at November 18, 2024 01:07 PM (hnMW+)

343 Dang.
Just saw an ad for the First Lady Melania Trump with Argentine First Lady Juliana Awada picture.
Wowza!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2024 12:58 PM (W/lyH)

Has Ace said anything about her lutefisk?

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 01:07 PM (jgdZo)

344 @cenkuygur

What the fuck is Biden doing authorizing Ukraine to use US missiles inside Russia? Which side of the political spectrum is this on? The right hates it, the left hates it. Only establishment Democrats and Republicans, who are all neocons serving the donor class, like this.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 18, 2024 01:06 PM (TGPs7)

You voted for it.

Enjoy! Dipshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)

345 olbermann was kind of amusing before 1997 or so, then he lost his ever loving mind,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at November 18, 2024 01:08 PM (pGTZo)

346 Gotta keep an open line of communication with Literal Hitler, donchaknow?

C'mon, leta all rap with Hitler, kids!

Fair's fair. Trump should be legally entitled to gas everyone who called him Hitler.

Posted by: fuck them at November 18, 2024 01:08 PM (40eS+)

347
Trump
Elon
Vivek
RFKJr

who will have just about enough of whose shit first

Posted by: Don Black at November 18, 2024 01:08 PM (/7KEl)

348 Pat Sajak: We have two "L's", a "G" and an "F" on the board. The clue is "Abbreviation from DJT to Morning Joe."

DJT: I'd like to buy a vowell, Pat. Is there an "O"?

***DING***

DJT: I'd like to solve the Abbreviation...

Posted by: Wheel of Fortune at November 18, 2024 01:08 PM (LaNzR)

349 Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and the Reckonings at November 18, 2024 01:05 PM (wcIbG)

Do you really think the people who have gotten practically every single prominent Republican to turncoat when it mattered didn't try absolutely *everything* with Trump?

Maybe they fought him as hard as they did because they realized he wouldn't budge on what mattered to his voters and America?

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 01:08 PM (6QbOL)

350 So Olbermann was right about something. Bully for him. He still needs one more to match a broken clock.
Posted by: Jetto at November 18, 2024 01:06 PM (XAQb4)

Well, to be fair, there's a 60-40 chance he got his shoes on the correct feet.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2024 01:08 PM (W/lyH)

351 Chunk sad, good

Posted by: miguel cervantes at November 18, 2024 01:08 PM (pGTZo)

352 > The king of Crazy has thoughts
--------
A savvy Trump would pit various newz readers and throne sniffers against one another by allowing one to cozy up to him while freezing the others out.

Let them fight amongst themselves. Which is happening.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 18, 2024 01:08 PM (Q4IgG)

353 olbermann was kind of amusing before 1997 or so, then he lost his ever loving mind,
Posted by: miguel cervantes at November 18, 2024 01:08 PM (pGTZo)

There was a time when Dan Patrick and Olbermann were must watch on SportsCenter.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)

354 What the fuck is Biden doing authorizing Ukraine to use US missiles inside Russia? Which side of the political spectrum is this on? The right hates it, the left hates it. Only establishment Democrats and Republicans, who are all neocons serving the donor class, like this.

Normally Chunk Wheezer is an idiot but I agree with him here. How is this remotely a good idea? Ukraine has already admitted they have lost. What does this accomplish???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 01:09 PM (Hh1ER)

355 I hope trump dipped his balls in their pudding.

Posted by: Aviator at November 18, 2024 01:09 PM (EzwfA)

356 It's just that dick face he made to the McDonald's burger.

That just made me really hate him.

I just hate that mutherfucker.

Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 01:09 PM (fV+MH)

357
Hello Mr President! Have you lost weight?

Posted by: Joe & Mika at November 18, 2024 01:09 PM (+oR7L)

358 40/60 lets not be too hasty

Posted by: miguel cervantes at November 18, 2024 01:09 PM (pGTZo)

359 It doesn't hurt Trump at all to let Joe and Mika kiss his ring - it makes him look even more like the Conquering Hero. Imagine all of Joe an Mika's followers who believed that Trump was Hitler, watching them on their knees groveling before the mighty Trump!

This is what Conquerors do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 01:09 PM (wyMQY)

360 Trump
Elon
Vivek
RFKJr

who will have just about enough of whose shit first

RFKJ will leave first, followed by Elon.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 01:09 PM (xCA6C)

361 I've read veterinarians have a very high suicide rate.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo

So do dentists for whatever reason.
=======
My guess is high student loan debt loads plus easy access to potent meds.

Posted by: whig at November 18, 2024 01:10 PM (ctrM5)

362 327 >>>
The biggest mistake the media and politicians made in his first term was not flipping the day after he was elected and schmoozing up to him. It's no secret he likes flattery. Had the dems in congress sucked up to him, and the toadies in the media, the things he would have agreed to a lot more of the liberal agenda. But they chose war, so war it is. But he will let them come and kiss the ring.
Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and the Reckonings at November 18, 2024 01:05 PM (wcIbG)

THIS. Trump is not a conservative - or at least, not in the same way we might be. He's a commonsense, America-loving pragmatist who wants to make deals all over the place. The biggest mistake the Democrat media-industrial complex made was not to simply acknowledge that and make deals with the guy. He doesn't even hold grudges, if that gets in the way of making a good, pro-America deal. Once they tried to ruin him and kill him, however, all bets are now off. They made their bed, now they have to lie in it.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 18, 2024 01:10 PM (eg8YQ)

363 Tom Brady used to compliment defensive lineman when they clobbered him. He thought it might convince them to not hit him as hard the next time. He tried that with Ray Lewis once and Lewis responded:

"Shut up, asshole. I'm not your friend."

Posted by: Orson at November 18, 2024 01:10 PM (dIske)

364
I expect Joe and Mika's ratings to plummet even further.

Since going to kiss Trump's ring is 100% Pure Confirmation that they were lying to their viewers the whole time about Trump and they have zero principles.

It's all just a little game creating panic among their LowIQ viewers for ratings. Even Morning Joe smoothbrains should be able to figure this out.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 18, 2024 01:10 PM (eDfFs)

365 So Olbermann was right about something. Bully for him. He still needs one more to match a broken clock.
Posted by: Jetto at November 18, 2024 01:06 PM (XAQb4)

Well, to be fair, there's a 60-40 chance he got his shoes on the correct feet.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2024 01:08 PM (W/lyH)

He might have matching socks, too.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 18, 2024 01:10 PM (VNX3d)

366 Now, if I get that, I'll actually be surprised because he's a Kennedy and they're all treasonous assholes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)
-

The entire clan of Kennedy aholes have excommunicated him from the family.

That's a darn good sign. Of course, RFKJ is crazy in many other ways, as shown by his pronouncements over the years.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 18, 2024 01:10 PM (js3aQ)

367 40/60 lets not be too hasty
Posted by: miguel cervantes at November 18, 2024 01:09 PM (pGTZo)

OK
I stand corrected.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2024 01:10 PM (W/lyH)

368 "This Version of Biden...is the Best Biden Ever"
Morning Joe 3/16/2024

Who are these remaining viewers of his who trust ANYTHING he says?

Posted by: DAN at November 18, 2024 01:10 PM (CwGN+)

369 There was a time when Dan Patrick and Olbermann were must watch on SportsCenter.

Even then it was mostly Dan Patrick and you got a feeling that Olbermann was insufferably arrogant.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 01:10 PM (Hh1ER)

370 CRT, the median age of MSNBC viewers is now 70. Even broadcast network viewers are now in their 60's including the 'youth' network CW. The era of mass tv being the cultural arbiter is fading to black.
Posted by: whig at November 18, 2024 01:07 PM (ctrM5)

Perhaps the biggest and most neglected story of the election is the demise of what once was called "mainstream media." It sort of was apparent the first and only debate on ABC was probably the last ever on traditional television, but cable is melting down right along with broadcast. That's so big we cannot wrap our head around it.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 18, 2024 01:10 PM (CaELB)

371 He tried that with Ray Lewis once and Lewis responded:

"Shut up, asshole. I'm not your friend."
Posted by: Orson at November 18, 2024 01:10 PM (dIske)

He's lucky Ray Ray didn't murder him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)

372 I've read veterinarians have a very high suicide rate.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 18, 2024 01:04 PM (LxER7)

Much of the job results in making people cry. Certainly not all, but enough.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 18, 2024 01:11 PM (SfhV1)

373 Amsterdam's mayor is upset:

https://tinyurl.com/mr2bwchf
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 18, 2024 12:57 PM (js3aQ)

The Dutch used to do things like use fighter jets to over awe Indonesian terrorists who highjacked a train in Holland.
They have a reputation of being very cheap, very phlegmatic in their politics, and acting with unrestrained violence when they act officially.

Schoof used to be the head of the Dutch Intelligence agencies, bu the way. Wilders was not allowed to be his own PM for his party

Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2024 01:11 PM (D7oie)

374 Olbermann was never entertaining 'cept in a Nelson Muntz pointing and laughing kind of way.

Dude is the news equivalent of George Clooney: a guy who gets taken seriously because he has impeccable hair.

And America can't figure out why it's a mess.

Posted by: fuck olbermann too at November 18, 2024 01:11 PM (40eS+)

375 The biggest mistake the media and politicians made in his first term was not flipping the day after he was elected and schmoozing up to him. It's no secret he likes flattery. Had the dems in congress sucked up to him, and the toadies in the media, the things he would have agreed to a lot more of the liberal agenda.

--------

Not an option for them. The entire American system is set up to make sure only puppets get in... Doesn't matter if he can be flattered into *mostly* cooperating - he's still not 100% owned, and our government can't accept that uncertainty. The whole international order they've set up hinges on full compliance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2024 01:11 PM (7oYYI)

376
Even then it was mostly Dan Patrick and you got a feeling that Olbermann was insufferably arrogant.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 01:10 PM (Hh1ER)

Hard to argue.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)

377 thats who 'inspired' sports night, I suppose

Posted by: miguel cervantes at November 18, 2024 01:11 PM (pGTZo)

378 Needs that clip of Darth Vader. "...apology accepted..."

Posted by: look whats not at November 18, 2024 01:11 PM (nakGR)

379 Propaganda Press, ever so serious about themselves, are fucking idiots.

After never even questioning the fact Lloyd Austen disappeared for a month without even calling the office or letting his boss know he was in the hospital, suddenly Pete Hegseth cannot be Defense Secretary because the position is too important and uniquely difficult, requiring great gravitas and "breath of experience" (by which they mean, approval from Raytheon).

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2024 01:12 PM (T0ulU)

380 >Just saw an ad for the First Lady Melania Trump with Argentine First Lady Juliana Awada picture.

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she kinda looks like Cindy Crawford

imo

Posted by: Don Black at November 18, 2024 01:12 PM (/7KEl)

381 Tom Brady used to compliment defensive lineman when they clobbered him. He thought it might convince them to not hit him as hard the next time. He tried that with Ray Lewis once and Lewis responded:

"Shut up, asshole. I'm not your friend."
Posted by: Orson at November 18, 2024 01:10 PM (dIske)

I heard him mention that but I seem to recall it was Ndamukong Suh, not Ray Lewis.

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 01:12 PM (jgdZo)

382 347
Trump
Elon
Vivek
RFKJr

who will have just about enough of whose shit first
Posted by: Don Black at November 18, 2024 01:08 PM (/7KEl)

They will all have different areas to focus on. Elon and Vivek on government, RFK on the FDA. And I think Trump will be focused on fixing immigration, because I'm starting to grasp what an incredibly huge job that is going to be.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 01:12 PM (wyMQY)

383
ou know how couples have a "song"? That song is mine and my husband's song. No kidding.
Posted by: hobbitopoly

Did you meet at a Jet Screamer concert?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2024 01:13 PM (63Dwl)

384 Olbermann was never entertaining 'cept in a Nelson Muntz pointing and laughing kind of way.

This is about me, isn't it? You are SCUM! Russian, SCUM!

Posted by: "The Resistance" YouTube show at November 18, 2024 01:13 PM (B1iUz)

385 Tom Brady used to compliment defensive lineman when they clobbered him. He thought it might convince them to not hit him as hard the next time. He tried that with Ray Lewis once and Lewis responded:

"Shut up, asshole. I'm not your friend."
Posted by: Orson
__________

Andrew Luck did that too, but I think he was sincerely praising good hits.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 18, 2024 01:13 PM (Dm8we)

386 I just hate that mutherfucker.

Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 01:09 PM (fV+MH)

I enjoy him because he makes heads all splodey.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 18, 2024 01:13 PM (SfhV1)

387 I heard him mention that but I seem to recall it was Ndamukong Suh, not Ray Lewis.
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 01:12 PM (jgdZo)

Suh was a cheap shot taking asshole.

Hated that prick.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)

388 >>> Hell, the sheer number of people who have been standing in line to kiss King Donnie's ring like he's a mob boss really makes me wonder what our country has become. Posted by: Intercepted DU

Because no one did this in the Obama, Bush, Biden years.

Also, the left is screeching that we need checks and balances now!! So a president getting to appoint their own staff picks when congress recesses is sticking a knife in the constitution. (No one tell them all the other presidents did it, including Clinton and Obama, it might break them.)

Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and the Reckonings at November 18, 2024 01:13 PM (wcIbG)

389 Amsterdam has a mayor?

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Not so much a mayor as a Gauleiter.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 18, 2024 01:13 PM (L/fGl)

390 Dang.
Just saw an ad for the First Lady Melania Trump with Argentine First Lady Juliana Awada picture.
Wowza!!!
Posted by: Diogenes

Link?

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 01:14 PM (v6JzV)

391
Bari Weis is a super dunce.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 18, 2024 01:14 PM (wS3cm)

392 she kinda looks like Cindy Crawford

imo

CC never did it for me. I think Mrs. Milei is much hotter.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 01:14 PM (xCA6C)

393 >What the fuck is Biden doing authorizing Ukraine to use US missiles inside Russia?

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Joe didn't decide this
the outgoing junta did

Posted by: Don Black at November 18, 2024 01:14 PM (/7KEl)

394 Joe was told later that he approved it

Posted by: Don Black at November 18, 2024 01:14 PM (/7KEl)

395 I heard him mention that but I seem to recall it was Ndamukong Suh, not Ray Lewis.
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 01:12 PM (jgdZo)
____________________________

I saw an interview with Julian Edelman where Suh came up along the same lines. The Lewis comment was from Brady himself.

Posted by: Orson at November 18, 2024 01:14 PM (dIske)

396 Suh was a cheap shot taking asshole.

Hated that prick.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)

Agreed

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 01:14 PM (jgdZo)

397 There was a time when Dan Patrick and Olbermann were must watch on SportsCenter.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

A friend of mine married Dan Patrick's brother. His real last name is Pugh, by the way.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024 01:14 PM (DRSnL)

398 Olbermann is the poster boy for the phrase "sucks cock by choice." When small children look him up in the Encyclopedia Brittanica, there's an autographed photo of him there that is signed, "I choose penis of my own free will."

Posted by: fuck olbermann too at November 18, 2024 01:14 PM (40eS+)

399 I can't believe the guy that beat the Uniparty twice is dumb enough to let Joe and Mika manipulate him so easily.

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 01:15 PM (6QbOL)

400 An Ego is what you get when you are good at something, and you don't understand why. So you decide "I must be hot shit!"
Egos are problems the moderately successful have. They are not problems that people like Elon and Trump have. They know why they are successful, so they don't have to delude themselves. Nether of them have Ego problems. Their problems are that other people don't understand why they are so successful, and attribute their behavior to things normal people understand, like egos.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 18, 2024 01:15 PM (Da7Vv)

401 >Suh was a cheap shot taking asshole.

Hated that prick.
----

he was eventually returned to the wild

Posted by: Don Black at November 18, 2024 01:15 PM (/7KEl)

402
399 I can't believe the guy that beat the Uniparty twice is dumb enough to let Joe and Mika manipulate him so easily.
Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024

Sounds like this might be backwards based on reports.

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 01:16 PM (pZEOD)

403 A friend of mine married Dan Patrick's brother. His real last name is Pugh, by the way.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024 01:14 PM (DRSnL)

does he have the same voice? Dan has a great voice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

404 Not an option for them. The entire American system is set up to make sure only puppets get in... Doesn't matter if he can be flattered into *mostly* cooperating - he's still not 100% owned, and our government can't accept that uncertainty. The whole international order they've set up hinges on full compliance.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2024 01:11 PM (7oYYI)

This. It also explains why no attempt was made to coopt Trump. It might have been possible, but they couldn't be certain since he had jumped line. Many of us were forced to accept what American "democracy" truly is as a result, and the following obvious puppet act that was Biden sealed that conclusion.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 18, 2024 01:16 PM (CaELB)

405
I hope they were walked out by the garbage dumpsters like Netanyahu.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 18, 2024 12:35 PM (qBdHI)

Like how Obama made the frickin' DALAI LAMA walk past the garbage when he left the White House.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 18, 2024 01:16 PM (y9nCu)

406 I want him going after food producers and explain/answer for why the food they sell in the states is so drastically different from foods they sell everywhere else.

I want him destroying the FDA and EPA.

Now, if I get that, I'll actually be surprised because he's a Kennedy and they're all treasonous assholes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)

All the rest of the Kennedy's are already pissed off at him, so I think he means to do what he says. And Lee Zeldin will be taking care of EPA, so RFK can focus all of his energies on the FDA and Big Pharma.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 01:17 PM (wyMQY)

407 does he have the same voice? Dan has a great voice.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

He does not.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024 01:17 PM (DRSnL)

408 All the rest of the Kennedy's are already pissed off at him, so I think he means to do what he says. And Lee Zeldin will be taking care of EPA, so RFK can focus all of his energies on the FDA and Big Pharma.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 01:17 PM (wyMQY)

I will be fine with this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)

409 What the fuck is Biden doing authorizing Ukraine to use US missiles inside Russia?

Trump is going to end the war in 2 months! We need to escalate and get NATO involved right away!!!

Posted by: The Establishment at November 18, 2024 01:17 PM (B1iUz)

410
He does not.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024 01:17 PM (DRSnL)

For shame.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

411 Have the same voice, I mean.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024 01:18 PM (DRSnL)

412 "This Version of Biden...is the Best Biden Ever"
Morning Joe 3/16/2024

Who are these remaining viewers of his who trust ANYTHING he says?
Posted by: DAN at November 18, 2024 01:10 PM

He's Baghdad Bob with goofier hair.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 18, 2024 01:18 PM (ewjUl)

413 he had a brief relapse of sanity after 9-11, then he went so far down the rabbit hole, he was Bin laden's favorite host

Posted by: miguel cervantes at November 18, 2024 01:18 PM (pGTZo)

414 It's starting to look like ranked choice voting will survive in Alaska. The ballot measure to repeal it is ahead by only 900 votes with about 10,000 left to count and all the momentum has been against it since election day. It has been losing all of the recent ballot drops.

ugh!
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2024 12:33 PM (KRtlO)

Two weeks, and they still haven't finished counting? Void the election in every State that has not finished counting, and make them have a do-over. One day, paper ballots, no "curing". If they fail to count the re-do the same day, gut-shoot all the election officials, and throw them in a ditch to bleed out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 01:18 PM (WtsT+)

415 Like how Obama made the frickin' DALAI LAMA walk past the garbage when he left the White House.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 18, 2024 01:16 PM (y9nCu)

Big hitter, the Lama.

Posted by: Carl Spackler at November 18, 2024 01:18 PM (Aqu9a)

416 *Long Uncomfortable Silence*

Trump:
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

Joe:
I'm sorry?

Trump:
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig sh*t, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Mika:...

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 18, 2024 01:19 PM (CwhoI)

417 399 I can't believe the guy that beat the Uniparty twice is dumb enough to let Joe and Mika manipulate him so easily.
Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024

Sounds like this might be backwards based on reports.
Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 01:16 PM (pZEOD)

I agree - all of the great rulers of the past knew that one of the best parts of winning was forcing your enemies to come and kneel before you in public.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 01:19 PM (wyMQY)

418 My hash seems supremisty. Call the NYT stat!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 18, 2024 01:19 PM (ewjUl)

419 A friend of mine married Dan Patrick's brother. His real last name is Pugh, by the way.

One of the funniest things to me in modern pop culture is that a girl named FLorence Pugh is a big star. That is exactly the kind of name that publicists forced to take on a new name.

"Florence.... Pew. Yeah that's not happening. Now you are Barbie Carson."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 01:19 PM (Hh1ER)

420 399 I can't believe the guy that beat the Uniparty twice is dumb enough to let Joe and Mika manipulate him so easily.
Posted by: ...
======
Coping mechanism for some people because they would prefer to recognized Trump was fooled rather than the horrible idea that almost everyone in DC deserves Sodom and Gomorrah treatment.

Nothing is this life is perfect and there is no single battle to resolve anything.
Apropos the Who, Naked Eye
"You hold the gun
And I hold the wound
And we stand lookin' in each other's eyes
Both think we know what's right
Both know we know what's wrong
We tell ourselves so many, many lies
We're not pawns in any any game
Not tools of bigger men
There's only one who can really move us all"

It all looks fine
To the naked eye!
But it don't really happen that way at all!
Don't happen that way at all!"

Posted by: whig at November 18, 2024 01:20 PM (ctrM5)

421 Cenk Uygur
@cenkuygur

What the fuck is Biden doing authorizing Ukraine to use US missiles inside Russia? Which side of the political spectrum is this on? The right hates it, the left hates it. Only establishment Democrats and Republicans, who are all neocons serving the donor class, like this.
Posted by: Mister Ghost

Well lookee here, Chunk Wigger getting a clue~

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 18, 2024 01:20 PM (hB7mE)

422 Hmm, Awada in this pic with more than a passing resemblance to brit lass ellipsis

https://is.gd/1nTST2

Other pics of her not as much

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 01:20 PM (6QbOL)

423
I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 18, 2024

***
I was warned about marring my "permanent record" all the time during grammar school, junior high, and high school. Funny, but I've yet to have it come up in a job interview. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 18, 2024 01:21 PM (J2vNu)

424 Trump is going to end the war in 2 months! We need to escalate and get NATO involved right away!!!
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The German government collapsed. Soon, the Polish government will collapse. Who the fuck knows if the French have a government? Britain is ruled by Pakis. Then there are the new members of NATO in the east. I don't see a war coming. I see a number of messes on aisle 9 looking for a mop and pail.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 01:21 PM (jFCkp)

425 Nood Dutchman.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at November 18, 2024 01:21 PM (aYubz)

426 Trump:
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

*guys in the background laying down plastic on the floor*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 01:21 PM (Hh1ER)

427 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)

428 Keith Olbermann is to politics as Paul Krugman is to economics.

Posted by: Jetto at November 18, 2024 01:21 PM (XAQb4)

429 Can we celebrate Nancy went one step too far with Biden and is now crashing and burning? Couldn’t happen to a better witch.

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 01:21 PM (pZEOD)

430 did you see the footage of Trump at the UFC the other night? It looks for all the world like he is going to adopt Elon as Son #4

Posted by: kallisto at November 18, 2024 01:04 PM (dCxaZ)

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BREAKING: Elon Musk to Marry Into Trump Family After Proposing to Kai Trump -- the President-Elect’s 17-Year-Old Granddaughter. Developing ... Behold The Birth of A Unity Dynasty!

Posted by: ShainS -- Dems Haven't Been This Angry Since We Took Their Slaves Away! at November 18, 2024 01:21 PM (kYesg)

431 about T - 9 mins

https://www.youtube.com/live/AMwbJidG4BA

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, una sorpresa magica at November 18, 2024 01:22 PM (i0xsb)

432 I want him destroying the FDA and EPA.

Now, if I get that, I'll actually be surprised because he's a Kennedy and they're all treasonous assholes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)

Bobby Jr is meddling with the primal force of Nature!
Pray for his safety.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2024 01:22 PM (D7oie)

433 Trump is playing these two like fiddles. Two weeks ago he was Hitler. NOW they are shwoing everyone juts how full of shit they are.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 18, 2024 01:22 PM (ewjUl)

434 its like when Michael Tracey, savaged Kurt Eichenwald when he was fired from Newsweek, that was a thing of beauty,

long overdo by some 20 years,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at November 18, 2024 01:22 PM (pGTZo)

435 416 *Long Uncomfortable Silence*

Trump:
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
-----------------
You want to bleed it out before severing. Pro Tip.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 01:22 PM (jFCkp)

436 ...They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Mika:...
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 18, 2024 01:19 PM (CwhoI)

I believe that dialogue was from Layer Cake. Michael Gambon was great in that movie.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 18, 2024 01:23 PM (eg8YQ)

437 Also, the left is screeching that we need checks and balances now!! So a president getting to appoint their own staff picks when congress recesses is sticking a knife in the constitution. (No one tell them all the other presidents did it, including Clinton and Obama, it might break them.)
Posted by: LizLem
========
The screeching is those on the left that are in the bureaucracy either directly or as contractors. They turn to their buddies in the media and in Congress to stop the Orange Man. The FSA doesn't really give a damn about who gets what in DC--it is all the elite grifters that are shrieking with fear and loathing.

Posted by: whig at November 18, 2024 01:24 PM (ctrM5)

438 The Democrats@TheDemocrats
Know this: Donald Trump chose ultra-MAGA extremist Matt Gaetz as his attorney general because he knows Gaetz is a loyal “warrior” who will enable his dangerous plans for revenge and retribution.

-
Another face on Mount Rushmore! Now!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 18, 2024 01:24 PM (L/fGl)

439 Wayne and Garth got more viewers on Public Access than MSNBC is getting.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at November 18, 2024 01:24 PM (xaNfJ)

440 I can't believe the guy that beat the Uniparty twice is dumb enough to let Joe and Mika manipulate him so easily.
Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024

I wouldn't be able to believe that, either.

Posted by: t-bird at November 18, 2024 01:24 PM (pJkex)

441 >>> 312 I don't want RFK telling me what is is good for me.

I read a quote from him in which he said he's not going to take away our doritos or cheetos, he's just going to make sure we don't have stuff in it that poisons us. And Trump is keeping him far, far away from the "liquid gold."

NYT scored an own goal when they said RFK's statement about froot loops in the US vs CAN was fake news. It's only different because of all the chemical colors they put in the US one vs using fruit juice to color the one in CAN. And the US ones have a preservative that is basically formaldehyde. Otherwise, NYT said there's no difference!

Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and the Reckonings at November 18, 2024 01:25 PM (wcIbG)

442 believe that dialogue was from Layer Cake. Michael Gambon was great in that movie.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 18, 2024 01:23 PM (eg8YQ)

Snatch

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 01:25 PM (6QbOL)

443 Ryan Fournier
@RyanAFournier

BREAKING: Justin Trudeau just announced a 3-year freeze on accepting immigrants into Canada.

“We made some mistakes.”

Reality is kicking in.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2024 01:25 PM (NpAcC)

444 Trump: There has been too much violence. Too much pain. None here are without sin. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your fealty, your audience, and the whole network, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away. I will give you safe passage in my administration. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.

Joe, Mika: ...

Posted by: Lord Trumpmongous at November 18, 2024 01:25 PM (4Pq/g)

445 Trump continues his mega-fascism by speaking with yet another adversary.

Will this bastard ever stop?!?!?!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 18, 2024 01:25 PM (KbCG3)

446 I've read veterinarians have a very high suicide rate.

So do Dentists, and for similar reasons.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 18, 2024 01:25 PM (Da7Vv)

447 Why the f*ck did he let them come?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024 12:28 PM (DRSnL)

Remember: Trump's first (and most meaningful) book was "The Art of the Deal". He *wants* to be a deal-maker, a negotiator, a power broker.

Trump will travel to talk to Kim Jong Un, but he'll force Mika & Joe to come to him. Which makes sense based on Trump's natural inclination. This, too, is Trump being Trump.

Posted by: grandvezir at November 18, 2024 01:26 PM (vJwXZ)

448 BREAKING: Justin Trudeau just announced a 3-year freeze on accepting immigrants into Canada.

“We made some mistakes.”

Reality is kicking in.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2024 01:25 PM (NpAcC)

Yeah, but it's not the reality that unlimited unvetted immigration is a bad thing.

It's the reality that voters will eventually punish him for it.

So he's still retarded.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at November 18, 2024 01:27 PM (aYubz)

449 The Alien Enemies Act was one of the four laws collectively known as the Alien and Sedition Acts, passed by the U.S. Congress in 1798 during President John Adams' administration. This act granted the president the authority to detain and deport non-citizens from hostile nations during times of war. Unlike the other acts, the Alien Enemies Act did not expire and remains in effect today.

Posted by: SMOD at November 18, 2024 01:27 PM (RHGPo)

450 The German government collapsed. Soon, the Polish government will collapse. Who the fuck knows if the French have a government? Britain is ruled by Pakis. Then there are the new members of NATO in the east. I don't see a war coming. I see a number of messes on aisle 9 looking for a mop and pail.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 01:21 PM (jFCkp)

Bank of England got the Parliament to underwrite the loans to Ukraine, If Ukraine goes under the UK Parliament will have to screw it out of the taxpayers to pay it back. I don't know what is going to happen there if they have to default, but I do know they will move Heaven and Earth to not find out. Part of that is making sure Ukraine keeps fighting until the last man.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2024 01:28 PM (D7oie)

451 Alaska has always been slow to count votes due to the geography. From what I gather, a lot of the vote coming in now is from the more remote areas with heavy native population and they favor ranked choice.
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 18, 2024 12:39 PM (szMU5)

They have airplanes in Alaska. No reason at all why they cannot collect all the ballots in one day. We manage it in Canada.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 01:29 PM (etmRg)

452 > They will all have different areas to focus on. Elon and Vivek on government, RFK on the FDA. And I think Trump will be focused on fixing immigration, because I'm starting to grasp what an incredibly huge job that is going to be.
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And yet, with the stroke of a pen the next Democrat will easily reverse all the progress made with immigration.

It's so easy to fuck things up, but so very difficult to un-fuck what's been fucked. Proverbs 8262090

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 18, 2024 01:30 PM (Q4IgG)

453
In their defense, when they called Trump "felon," "Hitler," and "threat to democracy who has to be stopped by any means necessary," they were lying. They were paid money to say things they didn't really believe.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 18, 2024 01:30 PM (Ijbq0)

454 If we were politically smart, we would design ballot initiatives to use Rank Choice voting against itself.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 18, 2024 01:30 PM (Da7Vv)

455 The corporate media gave up on the facts and objectivity decades ago. Idiots, fanatics, and loons just don't have much of an audience. Antifa, BLM, and the ACLU does not an audience make.

Posted by: TJ Jackson at November 18, 2024 01:31 PM (bXvrr)

456 BREAKING: Justin Trudeau just announced a 3-year freeze on accepting immigrants into Canada.

... this reduces the number of possible destinations for those seeking to escape the rule of Trump

Posted by: SMOD at November 18, 2024 01:32 PM (RHGPo)

457 Greatest Hits!

https://twitter.com/i/status/1858355373184278995

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 18, 2024 01:32 PM (L/fGl)

458 BREAKING: Justin Trudeau just announced a 3-year freeze on accepting immigrants into Canada.

... this reduces the number of possible destinations for those seeking to escape the rule of Trump
Posted by: SMOD at November 18, 2024 01:32 PM (RHGPo)

He doesn't want any washed up Democrat politicians taking away his job?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 18, 2024 01:33 PM (VNX3d)

459
450

Bank of England got the Parliament to underwrite the loans to Ukraine

Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2024 01:28 PM (D7oie)

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Who on earth would actually expect a loan to Ukraine to be repaid?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 18, 2024 01:35 PM (Ijbq0)

460 Israel and now the Netherlands...defending the West when most other countries won't!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 18, 2024 01:24 PM (d9fT1)

Holland's main self proclaimed reputation is based on their acceptance of the Jews exiled from Spain in 1492. They put a lot of emphasis on their acceptance of the Spanish (and other nations) while beating themselves over their massive support of the Germans in the 40's and their support of Napoleon after that invasion. Having a local kristanacht in Amsterdam has to sting like losing a finger in a slammed door for them.

There is a theory that the "fundamental myths" of a society are the ones that must be defended beyond all others. A culture either has to defend them, surrender them or re-interpret them. The last one is terribly hard since most people have a bumpersticker understanding of those myths without much self analysis, no matter how deep they internalize them.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2024 01:39 PM (D7oie)

461 I guess if they are talking to Hitler, that makes them the Nevil Chamberlain's of our times.

Posted by: Dantes at November 18, 2024 01:40 PM (fVKtH)

462 BREAKING: Justin Trudeau just announced a 3-year freeze on accepting immigrants into Canada.

“We made some mistakes.”

Translation: we are NOT taking Bette Midler

Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2024 01:45 PM (D7oie)

463 wondering if, when they arrived, Trump had them watch Chris Rock's "Tossed Salad" bit and/or Mel Gibson's voice recording, "first, you must below me"

Afterwards, asking if they choose option A or option B.....

Posted by: nononeyouknowyouknow at November 18, 2024 01:45 PM (IGlup)

464 Vet killed himself with euthanization drugs in distress at pets owners putting down animals to save money https://trib.al/HYc38qF
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 18, 2024 01:00 PM (TGPs7)

Get into the story, and he was stressed because he was cheating on his long-time "partner". Not wife, not girlfriend, but "partner". There you go.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 01:46 PM (nemRg)

465 If two vegans get into a fight can it still be called a beef?
Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2024 01:42 PM (1Yy3c)

Nope. It is called a "TVP"

Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2024 01:51 PM (D7oie)

466 *The "problem" is one of writing down his mental steps. In the end, he made a simple arithmetic error in his otherwise correct analysis and setup, despite us not being able to follow along until we did the work.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 18, 2024 01:46 PM (i24o9)

the short term solution is to give him the question back and say, you know this, but you made an error. Show me where the error is.

sounds like he has an intuitive idea of the process, which is the best thing it the world, but he needs to be able to defend it.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2024 01:57 PM (D7oie)

467 gaaakl

Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2024 01:57 PM (D7oie)

468 I've read veterinarians have a very high suicide rate.

So do Dentists, and for similar reasons.I'm a retired dentist and when we were told this I said there are a lot of people I would'nt mind killing but I'm not one them.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at November 18, 2024 02:10 PM (iNp3L)

469 Gee. Do you think Joe and Mika were on PDiddy's guest list?

Posted by: Scott Ballard at November 18, 2024 02:10 PM (/LC7s)

470 It would be killer if Trump is stringing them along like he did Romney.

Posted by: RobertM at November 18, 2024 02:12 PM (+/lOf)

471 Gee the drop in ratings doesn’t ring true. Maybe they had been using the Iowa political pollster and she pulled her bots.

Posted by: BigG at November 18, 2024 02:18 PM (dhVjM)

472 Mika & Joe’s Humiliation Ritual.

Posted by: TitanTom at November 18, 2024 02:32 PM (yvRXp)

473 Hitler was all for Gun Control and he disarmed the Jews so whining little Liberals comparing Trump to Hitler are being total idiots

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at November 18, 2024 04:13 PM (wGqjj)

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