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The Morning Report 11/18/24

Good morning kids. Hope you all had a nice relaxing weekend. Open thread Fingers crossed for today or tomorrow for the computer back in my hands and real morning reports going forward.


A Well, whoever is running the country before Trump can take charge is giving the green light to Ukraine to launch missiles directly into Russia. That should keep him busy before his DOGE can eliminate or significantly defang the deep state bureaucracy as intended/promised. If that is or was ever really possible given human nature and the nature of power, bureaucracy and our history at least since the New Deal.

There's Armageddon and then there's Armageddon!!!

There will be no Trump inspired end zone dances. Meh screw the NFL despite this rather amusing thumb in the eye of the lefties.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at 07:10 AM




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1 Thank you!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 18, 2024 07:11 AM (a1415)

2 Thank you JJ. First??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 18, 2024 07:11 AM (ANuwa)

3 The Pentagon has just failed its 7th audit and says it cannot account for what its $824B budget is spent on.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2024 07:11 AM (gbOdA)

4 wayhey, wb jj good to see you again. and on your birfday too.

and the covfefe is ready, time for content...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 18, 2024 07:12 AM (v6XNT)

5
Your subs did great, but it's good to see YOU, J.J.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2024 07:12 AM (dxSpM)

6 Fremth!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 18, 2024 07:12 AM (z0QHk)

7
Willowed

Surprisingly, his success in the tech world has led to public shaming, placing Haga on Norway’s Socialist Party’s ‘Wall of Shame’.

So, once again, if you're an innovative and entrepreneurial, where would you want to do business, Europe or the US? Europe can, as far as I'm concerned, have all our deadweight in trade.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2024 07:13 AM (dxSpM)

8 There's Armageddon and then there's Armageddon!!!

That's Armageddon, the Musical.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2024 07:13 AM (gbOdA)

9 "The Pentagon has just failed its 7th audit and says it cannot account for what its $824B budget is spent on."

Yeah but NASA passed it's audit so everything is toot-sweet there.

Posted by: pawn at November 18, 2024 07:13 AM (QB+5g)

10 There's Armageddon and then there's Armageddon!!!

That's Armageddon, the Musical.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2024 07:13 AM (gbOdA)
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Armageddon outta here...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 18, 2024 07:13 AM (z0QHk)

11 With all the folks leaving Twitter, can we resurrect a term from the past?


Anyone remember 'The FLOUNCE!!'?


And then if we can go one step further, and for that I need tech help.

Can we rewrite David Bowie's iconic song...Let's Dance into 'Let's Flounce'?

It works amazingly well in my head.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 18, 2024 07:14 AM (a1415)

12 63 days to the DOGE is crowned.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2024 07:14 AM (gbOdA)

13 There's Armageddon and then there's Armageddon!!!

why, every time i read this word, am i reminded of the robert d raeford reading the story out of san fran...

hopefully no hamsters were harmed this time...

-_-

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 18, 2024 07:14 AM (v6XNT)

14 I saw Jen Pisshockey interview traitor John Brennan on MSLSD last night. I learned that Tulsi Gabbard is probably a traitor, loves dictators and besides all that doesn’t have the necessary brilliance that’s absolutely required to be an effective administrator of the intelligence community, who BTW is chock full of hard working dedicated patriots. I was inspired….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 18, 2024 07:14 AM (ANuwa)

15 Yeah but NASA passed it's audit so everything is toot-sweet there.
Posted by: pawn at November 18, 2024 07:13 AM (QB+5g)

I read is was a Drag Queen Accounting Hour.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2024 07:15 AM (gbOdA)

16 N F Who?

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at November 18, 2024 07:15 AM (JRP2U)

17 The Flounce never really made it as a dance.

Posted by: pawn at November 18, 2024 07:15 AM (QB+5g)

18 No Trump End Zone dances? How do they stop that amongst all the ridiculous celebrations? What's next, no Lambeau Leap?

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 18, 2024 07:15 AM (7ZQe3)

19 I wonder how granular the audit was. I can't imagine, having managed a couple contracts for the Army, that they couldn't answer broad strokes.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 18, 2024 07:15 AM (A58bQ)

20 63 days to the DOGE is crowned.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2024 07:14 AM (gbOdA)
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On to Constantinople!

Posted by: Enrico Dandolo at November 18, 2024 07:16 AM (z0QHk)

21 I suspect that biden is deliberately fvcking around in Ukraine to thwart Trump coming in and being able to secure a peace deal in a short amount of time. It's all about the legacy with those people.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 18, 2024 07:16 AM (QNSds)

22
The Pentagon has just failed its 7th audit and says it cannot account for what its $824B budget is spent on.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2024 07:11 AM (gbOdA)


"Who had that last beer?" "Not me - I had that one with all the foam!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2024 07:17 AM (dxSpM)

23 woah, for us kids, i just heard that they're remaking 'do they know it's christmas' and it seems to be the same people singing their same parts WITH the old version.

i'm intrigued...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 18, 2024 07:17 AM (v6XNT)

24 I suspect Biden is looking no further than his next ice cream cone and his handlers will be doing everything possible to sabotage the next President.

Posted by: fd at November 18, 2024 07:18 AM (vFG9F)

25
I wonder how granular the audit was. I can't imagine, having managed a couple contracts for the Army, that they couldn't answer broad strokes.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 18, 2024 07:15 AM (A58bQ)


Never ask questions you don't want to hear the answer to.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2024 07:18 AM (dxSpM)

26 Good morning good people. Happy Birthday J.J. Perhaps a working laptop would be a nice present for you?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2024 07:19 AM (WXNFJ)

27 I always got the impression that Trump wasn't all that enamored of the NFL, since he was a USFL owner. I assumed he was still holding a hint of a grudge.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 18, 2024 07:20 AM (m2gk6)

28 The Pentagon has just failed its 7th audit and says it cannot account for what its $824B budget is spent on.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2024 07:11 AM (gbOdA)
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They need to look under the rug at the CIA.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 18, 2024 07:20 AM (3ImbR)

29 Have the Dems removed all the "T"s from the White House keyboards yet?

Posted by: fd at November 18, 2024 07:20 AM (vFG9F)

30 Thank you, JJ. Best of luck on your computer. Take care.

Posted by: acethepug at November 18, 2024 07:21 AM (aYyMD)

31 The missile thing is just a continuation of the FUD campaign to keep things stirred up while everyone closes out their accounts and goes on vacation for a while.

If there's going to be a WWIII I want all the nice places bombed too so these fuckers have no where to go.

Posted by: pawn at November 18, 2024 07:21 AM (QB+5g)

32
I suspect Biden is looking no further than his next ice cream cone and his handlers will be doing everything possible to sabotage the next President.
Posted by: fd at November 18, 2024 07:18 AM (vFG9F)


It would not surprise me a bit to hear that on January 20th the White House looks like Section 8 housing after the tenants move out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2024 07:21 AM (dxSpM)

33 I suspect that biden is deliberately fvcking around in Ukraine to thwart Trump coming in and being able to secure a peace deal in a short amount of time. It's all about the legacy with those people.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 18, 2024 07:16 AM (QNSds)

That demented old bastard is really enjoying his revenge tour. I suspect he’s having the most fun of his entire 4-year term right now. Just blowing things up and placing land mines everywhere (metaphorically)…. He really is a mean nasty vindictive old piker

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 18, 2024 07:21 AM (ANuwa)

34 The Pentagon has just failed its 7th audit and says it cannot account for what its $824B budget is spent on.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Consider this further - they'd rather take the reputational beating by saying it can't be accounted for than either; 1) coming clean and reporting accurately or 2) making it up to suit their own purposes.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2024 07:21 AM (WXNFJ)

35 Good morning, JJ. Good luck getting the computer back.

As for the missiles, I'm surprised that the administration waited this long. This is going to get very ugly.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 18, 2024 07:22 AM (BpO1e)

36 I had posted this much earlier this morning, but it bears repeating.

Scientists have apparently discovered small piece of evidence which suggests that Minivans and SUVs existed centuries before previously suspected.

https://tinyurl.com/2v5yyeb2

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 18, 2024 07:22 AM (a1415)

37 The Pentagon has just failed its 7th audit and says it cannot account for what its $824B budget is spent on.

Part of the missing money is almost certainly being used for black ops.

But a hundred supposedly thousand dollars hammers and you've got a million dollars stashed away to use on something congress would never approve.

Now in the 80s this sort of creative funding was used for anti-communist rebels. Now its been used for what are all sorts of anti-American groups

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 07:22 AM (oZhjI)

38 Armageddon outta here...
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Not funny!!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at November 18, 2024 07:24 AM (WXNFJ)

39 On to Constantinople!
Posted by: Enrico Dandolo at November 18, 2024 07:16 AM (z0QHk)

On to Constantinople
Marching on to war
With the ...

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2024 07:24 AM (gbOdA)

40 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 18, 2024 07:25 AM (ExV1e)

41 That missing pentagon money is for Operation Blackbriar. Jason Bourne does have to be paid you know…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 18, 2024 07:25 AM (ANuwa)

42 First: You can't elect Trump he'll start WWIII!

Then: We are impeaching Trump because he didn't start WWIII

Now: We've blown up a Russian oil pipeline, murdered the daughter of one of Putin's advisers, and now we are about to launch missiles at Moscow...in a war we are formally not a participant in.

Posted by: Those Smart Politicians running things we hear about at November 18, 2024 07:26 AM (oZhjI)

43 That missing pentagon money is for Operation Blackbriar. Jason Bourne does have to be paid you know…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 18, 2024 07:25 AM (ANuwa)
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Jason Bourne could buy his own country for that kind of money.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 18, 2024 07:26 AM (z0QHk)

44 There will be no Trump inspired end zone dances. Meh screw the NFL despite this rather amusing thumb in the eye of the lefties.
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It is fun, though, seeing how cool Trump is. The right is cooler than the left, for the first in my memory. If pop culture is on your side, you have just a little bit more political strength.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2024 07:26 AM (9wkhT)

45
You will be scared shitless.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK3LImMLsXw

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2024 07:26 AM (gbOdA)

46 Haha! Joe and Mika went to Mar-a-Lago to speak with President Trump. Probably got word from the big guys at MSNBC to make peace or you're gone.

https://tinyurl.com/49pvtmrh

Posted by: IrishEi at November 18, 2024 07:27 AM (3ImbR)

47 You can’t go back to Constantinople because Istanbul is Constantinople. Why did Constantinople get the works? That’s nobody’s business but the Turks….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 18, 2024 07:27 AM (ANuwa)

48 It’s terrifying what Russia will do in response to these monsters

Posted by: Gonzotx at November 18, 2024 07:27 AM (YjECI)

49 “Why, my soul, are you downcast?
Why so disturbed within me?
Put your hope in God,
for I will yet praise him,
my Savior and my God.”

Psalm 42:11

Posted by: Marcus T at November 18, 2024 07:28 AM (MZ6RK)

50 The NFL is gay and leftist.

But that doesn't mean all or even most of the players are.

And Trump personally appeals to the type of people who succeed as a pro-athlete more then any other Republican, perhaps ever.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 07:28 AM (oZhjI)

51
"whoever is running the country before Trump can take charge is giving the green light to Ukraine to launch missiles directly into Russia."

Both Putin and Zelensky believe President Trump will help them to conclude a peace, or at least an armistice.

Putin isn't going to start WWIII and Zelensky is trying to get a better deal at the peace negotiation table.
Let's not forget that Russia invaded Ukraine and is the aggressor.

A full court press in Afghanistan would have assured a better conclusion there.

Posted by: Speller at November 18, 2024 07:28 AM (pSotA)

52 47 You can’t go back to Constantinople because Istanbul is Constantinople. Why did Constantinople get the works? That’s nobody’s business but the Turks….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 18, 2024 07:27 AM (ANuwa)

Now do Potemkin.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2024 07:28 AM (gbOdA)

53
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 18, 2024 07:29 AM (tljrc)

54 BTW, blaming Biden for anything happening now is silly. There isn't a single person in the world that will do what he wants because he wants it. All them goons are on their own and they know it.

Posted by: pawn at November 18, 2024 07:29 AM (QB+5g)

55 You can’t go back to Constantinople because Istanbul is Constantinople. Why did Constantinople get the works? That’s nobody’s business but the Turks….

I would like to see the US start officially demanding the end of the occupation of Constantinople and Eastern Asia Minor by the Turks.

Remember they kicked the Greeks out just a couple of decades before Israel was formed so this isn't some ancient issue.

And no Greece isn't a particular friend to the US but Turkey has been a real asshole so...let's get on that anti-colonial bandwagon.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 07:30 AM (oZhjI)

56 Haha! Joe and Mika went to Mar-a-Lago to speak with President Trump. Probably got word from the big guys at MSNBC to make peace or you're gone.

https://tinyurl.com/49pvtmrh
Posted by: IrishEi at November 18, 2024 07:27 AM (3ImbR)

That’s a mistake IMHO. Trump has great instincts but he’s interacting with vipers here. Shoulda told them to EABOD

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 18, 2024 07:30 AM (ANuwa)

57 Scientists have apparently discovered small piece of evidence which suggests that Minivans and SUVs existed centuries before previously suspected.

https://tinyurl.com/2v5yyeb2
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 18, 2024 07:22 AM (a1415)
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The article is hilariously defensive about this news, referring to a warmer world as a "hostile environment" of lush growth. Haha!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2024 07:30 AM (8O+E2)

58 Let's not forget that Russia invaded Ukraine and is the aggressor.

Yep. Russia is the aggressor. Putin is bad. Beep boop beep.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 18, 2024 07:31 AM (ExV1e)

59 It would not surprise me a bit to hear that on January 20th the White House looks like Section 8 housing after the tenants move out.

We would eliminate the need for DOGE and get the results we want Right Now, when Biden gets his wish and some nuclear power vaporizes DC.

The tiny remains of the Fe'ral bureacracy, by necessity would be spread around the country, and the White House can be in MaL instead of that ghetto slum building that is on Pennsylvania Avenue.

Imagine the sounds of hundreds of thousands of demons being exorcised from their nuked hosts.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 18, 2024 07:31 AM (rHxhM)

60 sorry western Asia Minor

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 07:32 AM (oZhjI)

61 The article is hilariously defensive about this news, referring to a warmer world as a "hostile environment" of lush growth. Haha!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2024 07:30 AM (8O+E2)
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Yeah, the stench o stupid was pretty strong.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 18, 2024 07:32 AM (z0QHk)

62 Looks like Ann Selzer retired from the polling business over the weekend.

I have a tinfoil theory about why, inspired by a David Sacks observation. Polymarket prices for Kamala futures spiked just before the election, before settling back down to where they were. I believe that Selzer got paid to release the.poll that moved the market. It wasn't meant to affect the election - that was baked already - but to allow the entity that took the Kamala side of the $45 million pro-Trump French Whale bet to exit with minimal losses.

She didn't get paid by the campaign, as that would come out in FEC disclosures. She was paid by a private entity. She could now afford to 'retire'.

*tinfoil hat off*

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 18, 2024 07:32 AM (ZNCtk)

63 Armageddon it!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 18, 2024 07:33 AM (ZCej3)

64 https://tinyurl.com/49pvtmrh
Posted by: IrishEi at November 18, 2024 07:27 AM (3ImbR)

BREAKING: The hosts of MSNBC’s Morning Joe say they met with Trump at Mar-A-Lago on Friday for the first time in 7 years and agreed to reopen lines of communication despite disagreements on many issues.
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News from the "Only you can save us Obi-Wan!!" Department.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2024 07:33 AM (hj1Oi)

65 3 The Pentagon has just failed its 7th audit and says it cannot account for what its $824B budget is spent on.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2024 07:11 AM (gbOdA)

The fiduciary squalor of DC is beyond grotesque. The DOGE initiative is so overdue.

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 18, 2024 07:33 AM (UseAb)

66 sorry western Asia Minor
Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 07:32 AM (oZhjI)
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Meh. Eastern, western -- go for the whole smash!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 18, 2024 07:33 AM (z0QHk)

67 Good morning JJ and horde

Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2024 07:33 AM (o2o8e)

68 Yep. Russia is the aggressor. Putin is bad. Beep boop beep.

If you ignore all of history, especially the part right up to the CIA and Hate Department overthrowing the legitimately elected government of Ukraine and replacing it with their war grifting puppet.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 18, 2024 07:33 AM (rHxhM)

69
What's wrong with Finlandization of Ukraine? Russia respects Ukraine's borders (as negotiated) and Ukraine doesn't join NATO. We already know that 1) Russia won't have a NATO member on its border and 2) Russia can't conquer Ukraine.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2024 07:33 AM (dxSpM)

70 You can’t go back to Constantinople because Istanbul is Constantinople. Why did Constantinople get the works? That’s nobody’s business but the Turks….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 18, 2024 07:27 AM (ANuwa)

even old new york was once new amsterdam,
why they changed it, i can't say
people must ohave just liked it better that way...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 18, 2024 07:33 AM (v6XNT)

71 Remember all the Qanon-style rumors going around that somehow the 2020 Steal was going to be reversed or overcome and Trump would be inaugurated after all?

Are there similar stories on the Left these days? I'm a bit suspicious about the extreme displays of mental illness and yet not much rioting and terrorism at the moment. It's quiet -- too quiet.

Posted by: Emmie at November 18, 2024 07:34 AM (Sf2cq)

72 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 18, 2024 07:35 AM (Q4IgG)

73 BTW…. You all notice how Mike Johnson is showing up at all these places with Trump and Musk (the other night at MSG). He’s like the little brother that wants to hang out with the big boys. Whenever he shows up in a photo it’s like he photobombed the group. Makes me laugh…

Was also funny to see healthy guy RFK Jr eating McDonald’s with Trump and Elon. Hilarious

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 18, 2024 07:35 AM (ANuwa)

74 It wasn't meant to affect the election - that was baked already - but to allow the entity that took the Kamala side of the $45 million pro-Trump French Whale bet to exit with minimal losses.

I did see something to the effect that Harris moved resources to IA because her people believed that poll was accurate.

Hah - that would be hilarious if Selzer screwed Harris just to make money for some Harris backer...

Speaking of which, I assume if you get creative you could find a reason to arrest her for this right? At the very least an intentionally falsified poll is a campaign donation that needs to be reported...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 07:35 AM (oZhjI)

75 "BREAKING: The hosts of MSNBC’s Morning Joe say they met with Trump at Mar-A-Lago on Friday for the first time in 7 years and agreed to reopen lines of communication despite disagreements on many issues."

Brilliant on Trump's part.

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 18, 2024 07:35 AM (UseAb)

76
I would like to see the US start officially demanding the end of the occupation of Constantinople and Eastern Asia Minor by the Turks.

You mean "West Yerevan"? Really, make Hagia Sophia Christian again (even if it is those Byzantine schismatics).

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2024 07:35 AM (dxSpM)

77
" the legitimately elected government of Ukraine"

Sure, and Biden was legitimately elected in 2020.

Posted by: Speller at November 18, 2024 07:35 AM (pSotA)

78 "Alex Jones reveals Elon Musk saved Infowars from being sold to The Onion"

I would put Jones as the head of the Department of Mis/Disinformation.

Posted by: fd at November 18, 2024 07:36 AM (vFG9F)

79 It is fun, though, seeing how cool Trump is. The right is cooler than the left, for the first in my memory. If pop culture is on your side, you have just a little bit more political strength.

Trump winning the popular vote made it safe for people to admit they've liked him all along. Which is why Democrat counties in PA, CA, and IL are still counting new votes. Kamala is expected to be the popular vote winner when they're done.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 18, 2024 07:36 AM (3ha+O)

80 Are there similar stories on the Left these days? I'm a bit suspicious about the extreme displays of mental illness and yet not much rioting and terrorism at the moment. It's quiet -- too quiet.

I haven't seen them.

The point of QANON was partly just one guy trying to have fun but I suspect some of the Nat Sec folks jumped on to get the right to stand down in the face of the steal

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 07:36 AM (oZhjI)

81 19 I wonder how granular the audit was. I can't imagine, having managed a couple contracts for the Army, that they couldn't answer broad strokes.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 18, 2024 07:15 AM (A58bQ)

I totally can. Unless prompted, no one cares when and how the money is spent, b/c the next budget will just have more.

Unless it doesn't - and that's when folks care, but they still don't know how to clean up and audit books (I've told my story about being an 2LT sent to Raytheon to close one single contract and "finding" $1.9M unspent in my 1st 5 minutes there, when everyone on both sides thought the money was gone...and my audit experience included a college degree and 3 months at PWC total at that point as a brand new 2LT)...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 18, 2024 07:37 AM (exHjb)

82 If you ignore all of history, especially the part right up to the CIA and Hate Department overthrowing the legitimately elected government of Ukraine and replacing it with their war grifting puppet.

People legit don't know that Uke's current government was installed by Obama.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 18, 2024 07:38 AM (3ha+O)

83 It is Manatee Awareness Month. Please be aware of manatees.

Posted by: The Huge Manatee at November 18, 2024 07:38 AM (z0QHk)

84 That’s a mistake IMHO. Trump has great instincts but he’s interacting with vipers here. Shoulda told them to EABOD
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 18, 2024 07:30 AM (ANuwa)
~~~~~

I'm pretty sure PDT knew what he was getting into. After all, Joe and Mika have been calling him Hitler for eight years. This makes him look magnanimous and it makes them look like groveling fools, desperately trying to save their jobs.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 18, 2024 07:38 AM (3ImbR)

85 I saw Jen Pisshockey interview traitor John Brennan on MSLSD last night. I learned that Tulsi Gabbard is probably a traitor, loves dictators and besides all that doesn’t have the necessary brilliance that’s absolutely required to be an effective administrator of the intelligence community, who BTW is chock full of hard working dedicated patriots. I was inspired….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 18, 2024 07:14 AM (ANuwa)
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Can someone finally pull his security clearance? Pretty please?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2024 07:38 AM (nGBVZ)

86
"We already know that 1) Russia won't have a NATO member on its border"

Russia already does have a NATO member on it's border.

Posted by: Speller at November 18, 2024 07:39 AM (pSotA)

87 Trump winning the popular vote made it safe for people to admit they've liked him all along. Which is why Democrat counties in PA, CA, and IL are still counting new votes. Kamala is expected to be the popular vote winner when they're done.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 18, 2024 07:36 AM (3ha+O)

Indeed. The popular vote total crushed their spirits like nothing else. It was the fuel driving the impeachments last time around.

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 18, 2024 07:39 AM (UseAb)

88 "It is Manatee Awareness Month."

*looks up manatee steak recipes*

Posted by: Manatee Lover at November 18, 2024 07:40 AM (vFG9F)

89 Byeee...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 18, 2024 07:40 AM (z0QHk)

90 Haha! Joe and Mika went to Mar-a-Lago to speak with President Trump. Probably got word from the big guys at MSNBC to make peace beg for forgiveness or you're gone.
Posted by: IrishEi

fify

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2024 07:40 AM (WXNFJ)

91 Hah - that would be hilarious if Selzer screwed Harris just to make money for some Harris backer...

Speaking of which, I assume if you get creative you could find a reason to arrest her for this right? At the very least an intentionally falsified poll is a campaign donation that needs to be reported...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 07:35 AM (oZhjI)

Here's another twist. Late last week, the FBI raided the home of the CEO of Polymarket and confiscated his phone. That's it. Nothing else. I have my suspicions as to what Biden's FIB wanted to do with the info on that phone.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 18, 2024 07:40 AM (ZNCtk)

92 Thanks, 18-1.

I'm still in shock that Trump's win was acknowledged and not stolen again.

Posted by: Emmie at November 18, 2024 07:40 AM (Sf2cq)

93 Kamala is expected to be the popular vote winner when they're done.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 18, 2024 07:36 AM (3
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Maybe you expect that, but no one else does

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2024 07:40 AM (nGBVZ)

94 Kamala is expected to be the popular vote winner when they're done.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 18, 2024 07:36 AM (3ha+O)

I don’t think so. That ship has sailed… she’s still nearly 3M votes behind. They’re not gonna make that up between now and when states do final certification of votes… in only about 2 weeks from now

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 18, 2024 07:41 AM (ANuwa)

95 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Hezbollah's propaganda chief got blowed up in Beirut, so today is a good day.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 18, 2024 07:41 AM (RIvkX)

96 73 BTW…. You all notice how Mike Johnson is showing up at all these places with Trump and Musk (the other night at MSG). He’s like the little brother that wants to hang out with the big boys. Whenever he shows up in a photo it’s like he photobombed the group. Makes me laugh…

Was also funny to see healthy guy RFK Jr eating McDonald’s with Trump and Elon. Hilarious
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 18, 2024 07:35 AM (ANuwa)

It lets everyone in the House know to not thwart Trump b/c Mike has his (and Elon's) ear...now, the Senate is another story...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 18, 2024 07:41 AM (exHjb)

97
It is Manatee Awareness Month. Please be aware of manatees.
Posted by: The Huge Manatee at November 18, 2024 07:38 AM (z0QHk)


I love videos of bikers lane splitting, speeding, riding on the shoulder, not stopping at lights, then whining about cars (sorry, "cagers") not seeing them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2024 07:41 AM (dxSpM)

98 People legit don't know that Uke's current government was installed by Obama.

Obama installed the previous guy who was supposedly super popular even though he was the equivalent of say Gary Johnson.

Lil Z then beat him in the election on a platform of peace with Russia.

And...then allowed the dirty war in the East to continue.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 07:41 AM (oZhjI)

99 Funny how the NFL still allows kneeling during the National Anthem but no Trump dancing.

What a bunch of pussies management is.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2024 07:41 AM (WXNFJ)

100 Mornin’, All. Happy Monday.

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 07:42 AM (v6JzV)

101 99 Funny how the NFL still allows kneeling during the National Anthem but no Trump dancing.

What a bunch of pussies management is.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2024 07:41 AM (WXNFJ)

They were Trump dancing in the end zone all weekend in the NFL...did you see the SF game?

Posted by: Nova Local at November 18, 2024 07:43 AM (exHjb)

102 even old new york was once new amsterdam,
why they changed it, i can't say
people must ohave just liked it better that way...
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 18, 2024 07:33 AM (v6XNT)
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And here I grew up on Amsterdam Avenue in New York City.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 18, 2024 07:43 AM (3ImbR)

103 > I'm a bit suspicious about the extreme displays of mental illness and yet not much rioting and terrorism at the moment. It's quiet -- too quiet.
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*biden's still the nominal president. Wait until Trump's inauguration. Things will be plenty spicy from that day on.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 18, 2024 07:44 AM (Q4IgG)

104 Meanwhile, after the insulting treatment he received at the Peru summit , Joey Choo Choo visited the Amazon rain forest and claimed his administration had saved planet earth because of all their spending on climate NGO gifts.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2024 07:44 AM (ESsap)

105 Manatee Awareness Month… well I am aware of Stacey Abrams and Michael Moore. Am I doing my part?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 18, 2024 07:44 AM (nrfI8)

106 Can someone finally pull his security clearance? Pretty please?
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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The traitor John Brennan deserves a traitors date.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 18, 2024 07:45 AM (sAmhv)

107 *biden's still the nominal president. Wait until Trump's inauguration. Things will be plenty spicy from that day on.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Oo! Oo! Will it be open season at that time?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2024 07:45 AM (WXNFJ)

108 The No Fun League strikes again.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 07:45 AM (tT6L1)

109 I don’t think so. That ship has sailed… she’s still nearly 3M votes behind. They’re not gonna make that up between now and when states do final certification of votes… in only about 2 weeks from now

Cook County (Chicago)'s been averaging +50,000 a day for Historic First which is fraud so obvious it glows in the dark. At that point why not crank it up to 10 million or something?

Posted by: Ian S. at November 18, 2024 07:45 AM (3ha+O)

110 84 That’s a mistake IMHO. Trump has great instincts but he’s interacting with vipers here. Shoulda told them to EABOD
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 18, 2024 07:30 AM (ANuwa)
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I'm pretty sure PDT knew what he was getting into. After all, Joe and Mika have been calling him Hitler for eight years. This makes him look magnanimous and it makes them look like groveling fools, desperately trying to save their jobs.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 18, 2024 07:38 AM (3ImbR)

Julius Caesar did that regularly, to show his magnanimity. He was incensed with Cato, who committed suicide before he could pardon him. Cato didn't want to suffer the indignity of being forgiven by his mortal enemy.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 18, 2024 07:46 AM (ZNCtk)

111 Can someone point me to links of the dosage regimen for fenbendazole & ivermectin for cancer ?

It's for my sister and I am kinda too frazzled to search effectively

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 18, 2024 07:46 AM (OTdqV)

112

The manatees here in Wyoming are frozen.

Posted by: four seasons at November 18, 2024 07:46 AM (3ek7K)

113 106: fate. Fate, dammit!! Stoopid fat fingers.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 18, 2024 07:47 AM (sAmhv)

114 I would like to see the US start officially demanding the end of the occupation of Constantinople and Eastern Asia Minor by the Turks.

Remember they kicked the Greeks out just a couple of decades before Israel was formed so this isn't some ancient issue.

And no Greece isn't a particular friend to the US but Turkey has been a real asshole so...let's get on that anti-colonial bandwagon.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 07:30 AM (oZhjI)
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No love for Cyprus or Nicosia?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 18, 2024 07:47 AM (RIvkX)

115 >>>Hezbollah's propaganda chief got blowed up in Beirut, so today is a good day.

Rashida Tlaib got blowed up?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 18, 2024 07:47 AM (CwhoI)

116 Can someone point me to links of the dosage regimen for fenbendazole & ivermectin for cancer ?

It's for my sister and I am kinda too frazzled to search effectively
Posted by: vmom

Try Ann Barnhart's website -
https://www.barnhardt.biz/ivermectin/

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2024 07:48 AM (WXNFJ)

117 Then House Speaker Kevin McCarthy last year acknowledged America's clean energy record. "American natural gas is 41% cleaner than Russian natural gas. If we sell more natural gas around the world, global emissions would go down further than any Democrat plan out there."

If you want clean, efficient, humane manufacturing there is only one place that affords that.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2024 07:48 AM (gbOdA)

118 There will be no Trump inspired end zone dances.


Oh shoot. Well, there's always college games. Or have they quashed those too?

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 18, 2024 07:48 AM (SfhV1)

119 No love for Cyprus or Nicosia?

Cyprus and a couple of other islands that Turkey ended up with could also be part of the demand.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 07:48 AM (oZhjI)

120 Good morning, J.J. Hopefully, your computer shows up in time for your birthday.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 07:48 AM (tT6L1)

121 I'm pretty sure PDT knew what he was getting into. After all, Joe and Mika have been calling him Hitler for eight years.

We all have those concerns, and rightfully so, but PDT 2.0 seems to have a much better understanding of the problem. I'm not worried about Joe and Mika undermining him, or even being able to.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 18, 2024 07:50 AM (3ha+O)

122 Morning Horde, looking forward to new Morning Reports .
I wonder if half the citizens of this nation realize how bad a decision giving the Ukraine the ok to stage long range attacks into Russia actually is. If they had done it early in the war it would be just as dangerous but might have given the Ukraine some advantage. Now the Ukrainians are on their last legs and this will only ramp up the chaos . Very stupid

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 18, 2024 07:50 AM (/y7Fe)

123 Miranda Devine is great.

Front page, top of the page, NY Post piece today "Nancy Pelosi Is Finished!"

https://tinyurl.com/3wzj25au

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2024 07:50 AM (FdrjG)

124 I'm a bit suspicious about the extreme displays of mental illness and yet not much rioting and terrorism at the moment. It's quiet -- too quiet.
Posted by: Emmie at November 18, 2024 07:34 AM (Sf2cq)
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Probably because the usual rioters--like Antifa, BLM, etc. are not grassroots. They are minions of the government/Deep State.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 18, 2024 07:50 AM (3ImbR)

125 Julius Caesar did that regularly, to show his magnanimity. He was incensed with Cato, who committed suicide before he could pardon him. Cato didn't want to suffer the indignity of being forgiven by his mortal enemy.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 18, 2024 07:46 AM (ZNCtk)

I thought Catos enemy was Inspector Clouseau.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2024 07:50 AM (gbOdA)

126 Isnt this about the time in the last transition that the white house started leaking stuff to the press and blaming it on pdt?

Cause yeah, I'm expecting signs of another IC driven "back up plan".

Wonder if strozk is banging horseface right now whispering these sweat nothings in her rear.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 18, 2024 07:51 AM (OA79/)

127 Trey Gowdy over the weekend confirmed what I’ve long suspected: he’s GOPe through and through.

He hates Matt Gaetz and Mollie Hemingway tore him a new one. What a clown he is… I’d say a good half or more of republican Congress critters are Gowdy clones; all talk and nothing but talk

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 18, 2024 07:52 AM (ANuwa)

128 Isn't it queer that the only race that all of the found ballots in Pa are affecting is the Senate race and no other races.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 18, 2024 07:52 AM (XV/Pl)

129 https://tinyurl.com/4ntn86zy

You all need to watch more NFL...the dance is not outlawed and was done all weekend. It's how I realized the dance was a thing...players usually have more rhythm and flexibility in their dances, so I wondered what they were doing (b/c I don't do memes and trends things, so I only know about them when I get hit over the head repeatedly)...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 18, 2024 07:52 AM (exHjb)

130 I read yesterday that The Turtle hath decreed that Trump will not be allowed to make recess appointments. Who need enemies when you have senate Republicans?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 18, 2024 07:52 AM (CwhoI)

131 GENEVA -- An event billed as Switzerland's biggest esports competition has been canceled after the host team's founder posted an anti-abortion comment on social media, triggering outrage that led three rival squads to pull out.

The “Take the Throne” event, involving a video game that features cars that score goals with a ball like in soccer, was to take place Nov. 23 at the Batiment des Forces Motrices venue in downtown Geneva.

The uproar erupted after BDS team founder Patrice Bailo de Spoelberch — the initials of his surname form the team's name — posted on social media Wednesday that “A woman who dares to use abortion should lose the right to ever have children.”

The post has since been taken down from his feed on X, the social media platform formerly known as Twitter, but several critics of the comment relayed a screenshot of it.
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Bailo de Spoelberch, on his account, posted an apology on Thursday, calling his initial statement “extremely clumsy” and saying it “does not reflect my true thoughts.”

“Every woman must have control over her body and is free to terminate a pregnancy," he wrote. “Again, sorry to all the women and people I offended.”

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 07:52 AM (hovnC)

132 Hezbollah's propaganda chief got blowed up in Beirut, so today is a good day.

Hasan Piker, the top Twitch streamer?

I only half joke. The "ad-pocalypse" Pixy mentioned is mostly because of people clipping major corporate ads running in the middle of leftist and Muslim streamers saying to kill all the Jews. Naturally the leftists blame the people who noticed, because noticing is the highest crime against Our Democracy.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 18, 2024 07:52 AM (3ha+O)

133 "Front page, top of the page, NY Post piece today "Nancy Pelosi Is Finished!"

She can start a new career as a cryptkeeper, with McConnell as her sidekick.

Posted by: fd at November 18, 2024 07:52 AM (vFG9F)

134 Good morning, JJ!

Howdy, Hordelings!

Nice job on the numero uno, VIA!

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 07:52 AM (jgdZo)

135 3ha+O)

133 "Front page, top of the page, NY Post piece today "Nancy Pelosi Is Finished!"

She can start a new career as a cryptkeeper, with McConnell as her sidekick.
Posted by: fd at November 18, 2024 07:52 AM (vFG9F)

Finished? With her cream of rice?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 18, 2024 07:53 AM (OA79/)

136 And for those that don't know the history - Greece got its independence in the 1800s and slowly absorbed more traditional Greek lands full of Greek people in Europe - but the Turks continued to hold the lands in Western Asia Minor and of course Constantinople.

After WWI the Turks were a mess having chosen the wrong side the allies forced them to give independence to the Arabs in the old Ottoman Empire and the Greeks took the opportunity to go to war for their people as well.

The war went well until the leader of the Greece liberation movement King Alexander went to a zoo, got bit by a monkey and died. Then the Greeks went back to their normal incompetence and lost the war. The outcome was mostly the Greek people in Asia minor fleeing to Greece in Europe. And no they didn't then live in "refugee camps" for a century - the Greeks integrated them into the country

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 07:53 AM (oZhjI)

137 #131 Never back down, Bailo de Spoelberch. They're never going to forgive you anyway. And they're still going to do their best to destroy you.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 07:53 AM (hovnC)

138 “Every woman must have control over her body and is free to murder a baby" he wrote. “Again, sorry to all the babies I offended.”

Posted by: How it should have gone at November 18, 2024 07:53 AM (vFG9F)

139 > Trey Gowdy over the weekend confirmed what I’ve long suspected: he’s GOPe through and through.
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They're all cowards at heart. Political drones who will do anything for a buck.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 18, 2024 07:54 AM (Q4IgG)

140 @123

>>Front page, top of the page, NY Post piece today "Nancy Pelosi Is Finished!"

Great Old Ones do not become Great Old Ones by being easy to bump off.

The only way Nancy gets sidelined is if the controlling authority of the Universe calls her home.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 18, 2024 07:54 AM (XV/Pl)

141 I thought Catos enemy was Inspector Clouseau.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2024 07:50 AM (gbOdA)

Those fight scenes are so funny I still laugh until I get tears in my eyes when I watch them. Peter Sellers was a comic genius

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 18, 2024 07:54 AM (ANuwa)

142 128 Isn't it queer that the only race that all of the found ballots in Pa are affecting is the Senate race and no other races.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 18, 2024 07:52 AM (XV/Pl)

No do AZ.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2024 07:54 AM (gbOdA)

143 Is the Deep State venal enough to start a larger war in Ukraine through authorizing use of American missiles deep into Russia?

...why yes, yes, I think they are.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 07:54 AM (tT6L1)

144 Doof! Master of the ONT! I am not worthy!

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 07:55 AM (v6JzV)

145 Just wait till Z man starts demanding restitution.

He's going to expose himself as the biggest obstacle to "Peace".

I think he's a goner.

Posted by: pawn at November 18, 2024 07:55 AM (QB+5g)

146 @142

>>No do AZ.

Yeah, is anybody this question?

It seems implausible that you would find 100's of thousands of ballots and it wouldn't materially affect the counts every other race.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 18, 2024 07:56 AM (XV/Pl)

147 What's wrong with Finlandization of Ukraine? Russia respects Ukraine's borders (as negotiated) and Ukraine doesn't join NATO. We already know that 1) Russia won't have a NATO member on its border and 2) Russia can't conquer Ukraine.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2024 07:33 AM (dxSpM)


Finland is now a NATO member state.

Back when the USSR imploded, the State department was filled with people who's job was to contain soviet aggression. With the end of the Warsaw pact they looked around and said what now? Then they started a decades long effort to poke, poke, poke Russia. All so they can maintain military tension in Europe thereby justifying their continued employment and the creep of totalitarianism to combat "muh Russia".

Meanwhile, every news organization and about 90% of "commenters" will remind you, daily, that Russia is eeeeeevil and the west is pure of heart. Beep boop beep.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 18, 2024 07:56 AM (ExV1e)

148 Now it comes out! Oprah first claimed she got zilch for hr Kamala endorsement production, then she grudgingly admitted to $1 million. Buy new facts from the campaign say it was $2.5 million!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2024 07:56 AM (2nFQX)

149 The ISS Is Leaking. NASA and Russia Disagree on the Fix

Elon will have a case of superglue and duck tape there tomorrow morning.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2024 07:57 AM (gbOdA)

150 What’s the real story behind the missing computer?
$500 buys a Windows 11 laptop, what’s the real story? Time to fess up…

Posted by: Noovuss at November 18, 2024 07:57 AM (3qMQZ)

151 148 Now it comes out! Oprah first claimed she got zilch for hr Kamala endorsement production, then she grudgingly admitted to $1 million. Buy new facts from the campaign say it was $2.5 million!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2024 07:56 AM (2nFQX)

I thought $1M was too cheap for her to sellout to a fake...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 18, 2024 07:58 AM (exHjb)

152 Now it comes out! Oprah first claimed she got zilch for hr Kamala endorsement production, then she grudgingly admitted to $1 million. Buy new facts from the campaign say it was $2.5 million!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2024 07:56 AM (2nFQX)

Well…. You can’t waste $1B without dropping a few stray millions here and there….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 18, 2024 07:58 AM (ANuwa)

153 148 Now it comes out! Oprah first claimed she got zilch for hr Kamala endorsement production, then she grudgingly admitted to $1 million. Buy new facts from the campaign say it was $2.5 million!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2024 07:56 AM (2nFQX)

That goes with the new price tag on the Harris run.
$1.5 BILLION

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2024 07:58 AM (gbOdA)

154 @143

>>...why yes, yes, I think they are.

Unless they do conduct a strike that cannot be ignored, Putin is going to wait these evil retards out until Trump is in office.

He knows he can get more favorable terms in the peace settlement.

Say what you want about Putin, he's no lunatic.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 18, 2024 07:58 AM (XV/Pl)

155 Remember all the Qanon-style rumors going around that somehow the 2020 Steal was going to be reversed or overcome and Trump would be inaugurated after all?

Are there similar stories on the Left these days? I'm a bit suspicious about the extreme displays of mental illness and yet not much rioting and terrorism at the moment. It's quiet -- too quiet.
Posted by: Emmie at November 18, 2024 07:34 AM (Sf2cq)


Oh, yeah, there are stories....

- Biden is going to resign which will make Harris the 47th President. Checkmate cheeto.

- Biden is going to use the absolute immunity granted by SCOTUS to take out Trump.

I've seen a couple others but can't remember them at the moment.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 18, 2024 07:58 AM (ExV1e)

156 "Morning Joe" and Mika Bryzenski wave white flag of surrender..met with President Trump at Mara-Lago 2 days

Posted by: SMOD at November 18, 2024 07:59 AM (GMVzf)

157 >>>It seems implausible that you would find 100's of thousands of ballots and it wouldn't materially affect the counts every other race.

Equally implausible when the ballots are 90/10 for Ds. Odd, that.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 18, 2024 07:59 AM (CwhoI)

158
Peace broke out in the woodlands of Newaygo County over the weekend as several reported no deer sightings and this reporter did not hear a shot.

Posted by: Auspex at November 18, 2024 07:59 AM (j4U/Z)

159 He knows he can get more favorable terms in the peace settlement.

Say what you want about Putin, he's no lunatic.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 18, 2024 07:58 AM (XV/Pl)
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Hard to believe Putin may actually be saner than the idiots of the Deep State.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 07:59 AM (tT6L1)

160 Lil Z should be afraid that he's getting a Diem special.

In South Vietnam some of the military leadership decided Diem, the political leader, was the problem and asked the Kennedy administration for approval to kill him and take power.

JFK's people decided replacing the Catholic Diem with one of his Buddhist Generals would improve the situation and ok'd it.

It did not improve the situation. And ironically not long after Diem was murdered JFK was as well.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 08:00 AM (oZhjI)

161 I see California is leading the way again.

New strain of Monkey Pox.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 08:01 AM (iU/IZ)

162 Russia already does have a NATO member on it's border.
Posted by: Speller at November 18, 2024 07:39 AM (pSotA)


1. For about a year.
2. In response to the Russia/Ukraine thing.
3. Which was always the goal of western intelligence agencies.

Now they work on the next step of fomenting WW3. But Putin is bad. Beep boop beep.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 18, 2024 08:01 AM (ExV1e)

163 BTW…. You all notice how Mike Johnson is showing up at all these places with Trump and Musk (the other night at MSG). He’s like the little brother that wants to hang out with the big boys. Whenever he shows up in a photo it’s like he photobombed the group. Makes me laugh…

Was also funny to see healthy guy RFK Jr eating McDonald’s with Trump and Elon. Hilarious
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 18, 2024
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To me, it appears he's bringing Johnson is close so he will call for a recess.

Posted by: WisRich at November 18, 2024 08:02 AM (Qgr0I)

164 Equally implausible when the ballots are 90/10 for Ds. Odd, that.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 18, 2024 07:59 AM (CwhoI)
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Yeah, some pretty good statistical analysis videos, which were taken down by youtube fairly quickly after 2020, pointed out voting patterns don't really change. Ballots come in based on how the district is weighted. I think the most extreme districts are 65/35, at best. 90/10 one way or another pretty much doesn't exist.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 08:03 AM (tT6L1)

165 It's National Vichyssoise Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2024 08:03 AM (NpAcC)

166 Where's the Empress?

November isl Manatee Awareness Month.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 08:04 AM (iU/IZ)

167 the Turks continued to hold the lands in Western Asia Minor and of course Constantinople.
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RRRIIIIITTTZZZ!

Posted by: sen. john fetterman at November 18, 2024 08:04 AM (hovnC)

168 Johnson is a critical piece of the puzzle.. great to see him mobbed up with our bunch..

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 08:04 AM (PCK5/)

169 Lil Z then beat him in the election on a platform of peace with Russia.

And...then allowed the dirty war in the East to continue.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 07:41 AM (oZhjI)


And then Zelensky shitcanned a peace deal with Russia on orders from Boris Johnson.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 18, 2024 08:04 AM (ExV1e)

170 Doof! Master of the ONT! I am not worthy!
Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 07:55 AM (v6JzV)


LOL! Hope you enjoyed my debut. Waiting on Neilsen ratings returns and reviews from Waldorf and Statler (from The Muppets) to see if I'll be allowed to host again.

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 08:04 AM (jgdZo)

171 Russia has had a NATO member on its border since Poland joined the he alliance. The Kalliningrad Oblast which isn't attached to Russia but is part of Russia abutts Russia. So do the Baltic States which later became part of NATO

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 18, 2024 08:04 AM (/y7Fe)

172 Funny how the NFL still allows kneeling during the National Anthem but no Trump dancing.

What a bunch of pussies management is.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2024 07:41 AM (WXNFJ)


They're not pussies. Pussies would say "there's nothing we can do". They're partisan.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 18, 2024 08:05 AM (ExV1e)

173 My take on these missiles *biden authorized the Ukes to strike "deep inside Russia."

The missiles being referenced are ATACMS (MGM-140 Army Tactical Missile System.) The maximum range is 190 miles. They're non-nuclear.

190 miles is not "deep inside Russia." From the closest point in Ukraine they're unable to reach Moscow, which is closer to 300 miles. Drones have been used before to reach "deep inside Russia" and strike various infrastructure targets. But, the ATACMS can make life miserable for anything or anyone in range.

What's concerning to me is that another one of the US' most modern and capable weapons systems is being handed off to a 3rd rate military that can barely organize a road march. Whether there are American "advisors" on the ground to actually man these weapons is debatable, but likely. That's the real issue.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 18, 2024 08:05 AM (Q4IgG)

174 JFK's people decided replacing the Catholic Diem with one of his Buddhist Generals would improve the situation and ok'd it.

It did not improve the situation. And ironically not long after Diem was murdered JFK was as well.
Posted by: 18-1

Once you decide to take out a head of state, the second one is no big deal.

Hah! I said 'head of state' when referring to JFK's Dallas trip. I kill me!!

Oh! Again!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2024 08:05 AM (WXNFJ)

175 >>>the Turks continued to hold the lands in Western Asia Minor and of course Constantinople.

Tanned, rested and ready!

Posted by: Byzantine Empire at November 18, 2024 08:05 AM (CwhoI)

176 @171 correction : abutts Poland

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 18, 2024 08:06 AM (/y7Fe)

177 It's National Vichyssoise Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

Bah! It leaves me cold.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2024 08:06 AM (WXNFJ)

178 good morning, JJ, Horde

It's National Vichyssoise Day? Didn't the Vichyssoise collaborate with German cuisine?

Posted by: callsign claymore at November 18, 2024 08:06 AM (JcnCJ)

179 Ukraine 2014 infuriated Putin… Obama is to blame for all of what’s going on.

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 08:06 AM (PCK5/)

180
"Back when the USSR imploded,... "

The USSR didn't implode.
The politburo voluntarily voted it out of existence.
I watched it happen on TV at the time it occurred.
Everybody in the west was surprised.

The USSR cut it's losing subsidiaries(a common thing back in the '90s) and was rebranded back to Russia(which it always was).

The USSR always was just Russia, surrounded by whole countries which it used as human shields.

Russia's main defense strategy was always defense in depth by having vast territories to retreat into and that is still it's defense strategy today.

Posted by: Speller at November 18, 2024 08:08 AM (pSotA)

181 There are some funny clips of athletes and the Trump dance on X.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 18, 2024 08:08 AM (SfhV1)

182 There will be no Trump inspired end zone dances.

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Can we at least get F. Joe-inspired end zone dances, where players all fall over & crash to the ground head-first as if falling off of a stopped bicycle, or tripping over a sandbag, or tumbling up stairs?

Posted by: ShainS -- Dems Haven't Been This Angry Since We Took Their Slaves Away! at November 18, 2024 08:08 AM (MpEy/)

183
real definition of Privilege: a right or immunity granted as a peculiar benefit, advantage, or favor.

FAKE definition of Privilege: the unearned advantage or access that certain groups of people have due to their membership in a social group. It can be based on a variety of social identities, including:
race, gender, religion, socioeconomic status, ability status, sexuality, age, and education level.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 18, 2024 08:08 AM (9xDkE)

184 Pro-Palestinian, pro-genocide Grinches shut down a department store's Christmas event in Australia.

And the Australian government didn't use grapeshot.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 08:08 AM (iU/IZ)

185 If they had done it early in the war it would be just as dangerous but might have given the Ukraine some advantage.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 18, 2024 07:50 AM (/y7Fe)


It wouldn't. People see the semi-static front lines and think they understand what's going on by analyzing it from an American perspective. Most of Kiev is still standing. The children of the oligarchs are dancing the night away in various clubs. Russia could start hammering them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 18, 2024 08:09 AM (ExV1e)

186 Daily Mail-
MAGA world outraged over McConnell's secret plot to derail agenda

https://tinyurl.com/8dhevaww

Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2024 08:10 AM (NpAcC)

187 >>>It's National Vichyssoise Day? Didn't the Vichyssoise collaborate with German cuisine?

It's never been the same since Beef Wellington defeated Eggplant Napolean at Chicken Marengo.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 18, 2024 08:10 AM (CwhoI)

188 Isnt this about the time in the last transition that the white house started leaking stuff to the press and blaming it on pdt?

Trump is self-financing the transition to keep them at arm's length so they can't.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 18, 2024 08:10 AM (ExV1e)

189 Now they work on the next step of fomenting WW3. But Putin is bad. Beep boop beep.
Posted by: I used to have a different

Given the evidence of the past 20 years it's difficult to make the case for Putin being good.

Maybe all the Polonium poisonings, falling out of windows and plane crashes were just bad luck.

Posted by: Auspex at November 18, 2024 08:10 AM (j4U/Z)

190 Wasn't it Victoria Nuland who orchestrated the color revolution in Ukraine under O'barky? She's been on something of a tear in Eastern Europe.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 18, 2024 08:10 AM (Q4IgG)

191 83 It is Manatee Awareness Month. Please be aware of manatees.
Posted by: The Huge Manatee


Thanks for this. I am pro-manatee. At least you don't get squashed crossing highways like opossums and squirrels.

Posted by: Mindful Motorist at November 18, 2024 08:10 AM (nS6qG)

192 83 It is Manatee Awareness Month. Please be aware of manatees.

HOON!

Sorry. Couldn't resist.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 18, 2024 08:10 AM (BpO1e)

193 It's never been the same since Beef Wellington defeated Eggplant Napolean at Chicken Marengo.

Thought that was at Macho Grande?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 08:11 AM (iU/IZ)

194
It was, I think, Edward Crankshaw in his history of the later Romanovs who explained that while neighboring states see Russia as a threat because of its huge size, Russia sees neighboring states as a threat to its huge borders. So to counter the threat, Russia seeks to expand its borders, which leads to larger borders that are threatened. It's a self-licking ice cream cone.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2024 08:11 AM (dxSpM)

195 There are some funny clips of athletes and the Trump dance on X.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 18, 2024 08:08 AM (SfhV1)


It has been a joy to watch! Also the many videos of DJT and his entourage at the UFC event at MSG on Saturday.

Another great thing to see on X lately are screen-captures from BlueSky (where many butt-hurt libs are going since they can't handle open discussion on X). The blue on blue bickering and Karen-ing is awesome.

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 08:11 AM (jgdZo)

196 Good morning!

We have manatees here and have be aware of them signs on the water.

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 08:11 AM (ClBAL)

197 Can we at least get F. Joe-inspired end zone dances, where players all fall over & crash to the ground head-first as if falling off of a stopped bicycle, or tripping over a sandbag, or tumbling up stairs?
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Tumbling upstairs is a totes pro move.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 08:12 AM (jFCkp)

198 There are some funny clips of athletes and the Trump dance on X.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 18, 2024 08:08 AM (SfhV1)

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[One linked to on another blog:]

x.com/bennyjohnson/status/
1858294638286721324

Posted by: ShainS -- Dems Haven't Been This Angry Since We Took Their Slaves Away! at November 18, 2024 08:12 AM (MpEy/)

199 "Most of Kiev is still standing. The children of the oligarchs are dancing the night away in various clubs. Russia could start hammering them."

Why it's almost like they were trying to blead the West arms stockpile.

Posted by: pawn at November 18, 2024 08:12 AM (QB+5g)

200 189
Given the evidence of the past 20 years it's difficult to make the case for Putin being good.

Maybe all the Polonium poisonings, falling out of windows and plane crashes were just bad luck.
Posted by: Auspex at November 18, 2024 08:10 AM (j4U/Z)

Okay. Now do Zelensky, and how he got there.

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 08:12 AM (PCK5/)

201 Another knife attack in Chyna.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 18, 2024 08:12 AM (zZu0s)

202 Oh the humanatee

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at November 18, 2024 08:12 AM (pGTZo)

203 186 Daily Mail-
MAGA world outraged over McConnell's secret plot to derail agenda

https://tinyurl.com/8dhevaww
Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2024 08:10 AM (NpAcC)

Not super secret if it’s in the Daily Mail. McConnell needs to go retire. Today.

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 08:13 AM (ClBAL)

204 The blue on blue bickering and Karen-ing is awesome.

It's also disturbing to see the number of CSAM complaints on that site. Reminds me of when Elon said he would crack down on such things on X, Elton John announced that he was leaving the platform.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 18, 2024 08:13 AM (BpO1e)

205 Good morning!

We have manatees here and have be aware of them signs on the water.
Posted by: Piper

So, you've met my sister.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2024 08:13 AM (WXNFJ)

206 Stellar’s sea cows were cooler than manatees. Unfortunately, they’re extinct.

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 08:13 AM (v6JzV)

207 Bah! It leaves me cold.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2024 08:06 AM (WXNFJ)
******
I like my soup hot.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2024 08:13 AM (NpAcC)

208 206 Stellar’s sea cows were cooler than manatees. Unfortunately, they’re extinct.
Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 08:13 AM (v6JzV)

Must have been tasty…

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 08:14 AM (PCK5/)

209 Manatees are some really mossy piglike mammals. Reminds me of Whoopi but on a diet.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 08:14 AM (jFCkp)

210 Maybe all the Polonium poisonings, falling out of windows and plane crashes were just bad luck.
Posted by: Auspex

I live in a ranch house because I'm afraid of Putin pushing me out the window.

Posted by: Nervous Ned at November 18, 2024 08:14 AM (nS6qG)

211
LOL @ "maga world"

So dumb. And fake.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 18, 2024 08:14 AM (9xDkE)

212 BTW, manatee farts are really really bad.

Posted by: pawn at November 18, 2024 08:14 AM (QB+5g)

213 I have been saying for a couple years this has not been a 'serious' war for Ukraine since model companies located in Ukraine are still producing new tool model kits.

Molds require steel. You know, steel that could be used in making weapons.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 08:14 AM (iU/IZ)

214 It's a self-licking ice cream cone.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2024 08:11 AM (dxSpM)

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Orange Shouroboros?

Posted by: ShainS -- Dems Haven't Been This Angry Since We Took Their Slaves Away! at November 18, 2024 08:14 AM (MpEy/)

215 Good morning, Piper!

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 08:15 AM (v6JzV)

216 I'd take the Russian-Ukro a bit more seriously if the western Europeans did. Despite a profession of fears about Russia, and their proximity to it, they still show little interest in even matching NATO treaty obligations for military spending, let alone full re-armament.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 18, 2024 08:15 AM (CwhoI)

217 Bah! It leaves me cold.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2024 08:06 AM (WXNFJ)
******
I like my soup hot.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2024 08:13 AM (NpAcC)


I prefer to bowl for it

https://youtu.be/PXN34UU5pVU

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 08:15 AM (jgdZo)

218 Speaking of Whoopi, has she apologized to that Staten Island bakery yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 08:16 AM (iU/IZ)

219 I have never seen a manatee. I must be looking in the wrong places.

Posted by: dantesed at November 18, 2024 08:16 AM (Oy/m2)

220 209 Manatees are some really mossy piglike mammals. Reminds me of Whoopi but on a diet.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 08:14 AM (jFCkp)


Manatees are more useful and they don't shriek at you.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 18, 2024 08:16 AM (BpO1e)

221 So if you do any audit of the thieving war criminals in the pentagon and billions upon billions come up missing, yet there are no repercussions for the thieving war criminals in the pentagon, why do an audit in the first place.

Posted by: Enigma Wrapped In A Mystery Inside An Anus at November 18, 2024 08:16 AM (5MA0f)

222 Soup?

Careful there or the Soup Nazi will show up, aka Karen of AWFL.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 08:17 AM (iU/IZ)

223 Just like the Dims and Liberals here!

James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville 21h
If Keir Starmer had said before the election that he would remove the winter fuel allowance from millions of pensioners, add inheritance to family farms, council tax & energy price increases, raise university tuition fees, plaster mass-scale solar panels on thousands of acres of prime farmland despite huge local community objections, spaff £22bn of taxpayers’ money on carbon capture machines, give £3bn a year of taxpayers’ money to Ukraine, pledge a 20% cut in meat & dairy and get exposed for receiving over £100,000 worth of freebies - he almost certainly wouldn’t have won. He duped the electorate. An utterly shameless display of snake oil political salesmanship. And still he lectures all of us in that gratingly sanctimonious manner of his like we are all somehow the problem here.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 08:17 AM (hovnC)

224 It’s rather amazing that the deep state appears to hate Tulsi Gabbard even more than they hate Gaetz.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 08:17 AM (W6hoT)

225 170 Congratulations, Doof! You know what would be a great feature in the ONT? My can't miss business plan! You'll work for me, and then you enslave your friends, and then they enslave their friends and blah blah blah

Posted by: that acquaintance who constantly pitches his MLM scheme at November 18, 2024 08:17 AM (JcnCJ)

226 No Dugong Awareness Month?

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 08:17 AM (v6JzV)

227 "why do an audit in the first place."

Because someone gets paid to do it.

Posted by: pawn at November 18, 2024 08:18 AM (QB+5g)

228 Why it's almost like they were trying to blead the West arms stockpile.

I've been watching various leftists and GOPers claim since the start of the war that Putin can't keep going economically meanwhile we've had hyperinflation and the national debt has reached absurd levels.

It isn't Putin that can't continue to afford the war...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 08:18 AM (oZhjI)

229 219 I have never seen a manatee. I must be looking in the wrong places.
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Florida seems to have a lot. Future Leader was adamant that he wanted to see Manatees on his first trip to Disney World. He got his wish.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 08:18 AM (jFCkp)

230 Why are the Brits putting solar cells in their wet, rainy, cloudy island?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 08:19 AM (oZhjI)

231 In the Libyan Adeventure we saw how quickly Western Europe's arms stockpile evaporated.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 08:19 AM (iU/IZ)

232 If Keir Starmer had .... - he almost certainly wouldn’t have won.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 08:17 AM (hovnC)
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Sire, the peasants are revolting.

Wake up, "Great" Britain!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 18, 2024 08:19 AM (js3aQ)

233 224 It’s rather amazing that the deep state appears to hate Tulsi Gabbard even more than they hate Gaetz.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 08:17 AM (W6hoT)

Attractive smart woman leaves the plantation, after getting uppity with her masters, becomes a convert to the free staters… yeah, they hate her.

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 08:19 AM (PCK5/)

234 Trump is self-financing the transition to keep them at arm's length so they can't.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 18, 2024 08:10 AM (ExV1e)
~~~~~

Yep, and it was one of his most brilliant moves. It's the reason that this cabinet-filling is moving at such incredible speed--they started vetting people months ago.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 18, 2024 08:20 AM (3ImbR)

235 MAGAtees FTW!

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 08:20 AM (v6JzV)

236 187 well played. Now I'm hungry

I can neither confirm nor deny that there was a sock involved in that MLM comment to Doof. But it was darn funny.

Posted by: callsign claymore at November 18, 2024 08:20 AM (JcnCJ)

237 It’s rather amazing that the deep state appears to hate Tulsi Gabbard even more than they hate Gaetz.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 08:17 AM (W6hoT)


They're saying she's a Russian asset. Was she a Russian asset before she became a Republican?

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 18, 2024 08:20 AM (SfhV1)

238 "Manatee" is a Patriarchial term. We prefer the more inclusive "Persontee."

H8rs.

Posted by: Your Kids Gender Studies Professor at November 18, 2024 08:20 AM (PiwSw)

239 It’s rather amazing that the deep state appears to hate Tulsi Gabbard even more than they hate Gaetz.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 08:17 AM (W6hoT)
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Redcoat.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 18, 2024 08:20 AM (js3aQ)

240 Sea cow.



There cow.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2024 08:21 AM (Aqu9a)

241
"Now do Zelensky, and how he got there."

Putin was appointed President of Russia.

When Putin actually had to stand for election, he got his KGB to commit the Moscow apartment bombings, blamed them on the Chechens, and started a war on the Chechens in order to pose as the Protector of Russia.

Now do Putin's invasion of Georgia in 2008 and note how Russia has been taking 2 Km more of the land every year along the entire frontier.

Posted by: Speller at November 18, 2024 08:21 AM (pSotA)

242 After the leftist migration to Bluesky, complaints about posts have jumped exponentially. Probably just a coincidence.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 18, 2024 08:21 AM (CwhoI)

243 I despise Zelensky openly, and have contempt for Ukraine’s system… am I a Russian Asset??

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 08:21 AM (PCK5/)

244 193 Horde mind

Posted by: callsign claymore at November 18, 2024 08:22 AM (JcnCJ)

245 URGE has four primary objectives. They are to:

Deepen the Geoscience community’s knowledge of the effects of racism on the participation and retention of People of Color in the discipline
Draw on existing literature, expert opinions, and personal experiences to develop anti-racist policies and resources
Share, discuss, and modify anti-racist policies and resources within a dynamic community network and on a national stage
Implement and assess anti-racist policies and resources within Geoscience workplaces

PS Anti racism is just racism from PoC against whites.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2024 08:22 AM (gbOdA)

246 So Grammie I’m a long-time Bear fan but only nominally for the last decade as they’ve been so bad. I just had to laugh yesterday…. I’m beginning to wonder if the Bears will ever again beat the Packers. How can it be a rivalry if one team always wins? 11 in a row right? That’s 6 years! We’ll always have da coach, Sweetness and the fridge… but this crew is just a time waster….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 18, 2024 08:22 AM (ANuwa)

247 242 After the leftist migration to Bluesky, complaints about posts have jumped exponentially. Probably just a coincidence.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 18, 2024 08:21 AM (CwhoI)

3000/hr

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2024 08:23 AM (gbOdA)

248 Ryan Saavedra @RealSaavedra 11h
Jen Psaki says Democrats must double down on pushing the transgender agenda on Americans, including allowing men to play against girls in sports

She says it's not an issue and that men playing against girls in sports presents "no threat to safety or fairness."

Jack Poso @JackPosobiec 10h
Oh gosh! I sure hope the Democrats don’t do that!

Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital 10h
Peter, they're doubling down...again. 😂

Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze 10h
Keep it up.

Chad Gilmartin @ChadGilmartinCA 11h
I always knew Jen was secretly working to elect more Republicans

Thank you, @jrpsaki!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 08:23 AM (hovnC)

249 Steve Cortes @CortesSteve Nov 16
🚨Wow. Democrats are still calling President Trump Hitler:

Neil Cavuto: “Are you envisioning [Trump] as another Hitler — is that what you’re saying?”

Jim Clyburn: “That’s exactly what I’m saying!”

Cavuto: “You don’t think that’s a little hyperbolic?”

Clyburn: “You may think so!”

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 08:24 AM (hovnC)

250 Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh 12hrs

BREAKING: Senator Mitch McConnell has just sent a message to President-elect Trump regarding his Cabinet picks - New Yorker

MCCONNELL: "There will be no recess appointments."
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Rick Scott @SenRickScott 11hrs

Yes, there will be.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 18, 2024 08:24 AM (hoCmQ)

251 I just had to laugh yesterday…. I’m beginning to wonder if the Bears will ever again beat the Packers. How can it be a rivalry if one team always wins?


It has been a little lop-sided, hasn't it? I thought for sure the Bears were gonna take it yesterday. What a finish.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 18, 2024 08:24 AM (SfhV1)

252 Sea cow.

There cow.

Posted by: Cownt de Monet at November 18, 2024 08:21 AM (Aqu9a)

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 18, 2024 08:24 AM (js3aQ)

253 Okay. Now do Zelensky, and how he got there.
Posted by: tubal

By playing "chopsticks" on the piano with his penis.

Posted by: Auspex at November 18, 2024 08:24 AM (j4U/Z)

254 Trey Gowdy over the weekend confirmed what I’ve long suspected: he’s GOPe through and through.
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The Hearing Indignance and rolled up sleeves were a big clue.

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 08:24 AM (6QbOL)

255 Congratulations, Doof! You know what would be a great feature in the ONT? My can't miss business plan! You'll work for me, and then you enslave your friends, and then they enslave their friends and blah blah blah
Posted by: that acquaintance who constantly pitches his MLM scheme at November 18, 2024 08:17 AM (JcnCJ)


Appreciate the kudos - AND the suggestion. I'm more likely to just steal that business plan than use it in the event of another ONT.

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 08:24 AM (jgdZo)

256 WHAT????

POLITICO
@politico
Republicans suddenly think the economy's great and the election wasn't rigged

https://tinyurl.com/muemtu2x

Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2024 08:25 AM (NpAcC)

257 224 It’s rather amazing that the deep state appears to hate Tulsi Gabbard even more than they hate Gaetz.
Posted by: Tom Servo
........................
That's a 'tell'.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 18, 2024 08:25 AM (sAmhv)

258 Have you ever had Manatee bacon?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 18, 2024 08:25 AM (1FWWQ)

259 DOGE is just teasing us!

Can't wait for this to become real. The wailing will be epic!

https://tinyurl.com/476pf2n2

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2024 08:25 AM (p+WXI)

260 I've still got paint on me after house painting this weekend. I reckon that makes me a person of color too.

Posted by: fd at November 18, 2024 08:25 AM (vFG9F)

261 Relax. Politico is making crap up again.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 18, 2024 08:26 AM (sAmhv)

262 For fun just looked at Morning Joe - an amazingly conciliatory tone this morning ! It’s nothing like 2016, suddenly there’s none of this “resistance “ bullshit. I suspect the word has come down “hey our audience is collapsing, we’re goin’ out of business unless you do something new!”

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 08:26 AM (W6hoT)

263 Jim Clyburn: “That’s exactly what I’m saying!”

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 08:24 AM (hovnC)
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Shut up and play!

Oh.

Clyburn?

Not Cliburn?
.
.
.
.
.

NEVERMIND!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 18, 2024 08:26 AM (js3aQ)

264 I can neither confirm nor deny that there was a sock involved in that MLM comment to Doof. But it was darn funny.
Posted by: callsign claymore at November 18, 2024 08:20 AM (JcnCJ)


So you were just trying to stirrup the pot?

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 08:26 AM (jgdZo)

265 It's National Vichyssoise Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

*adds Margaret Dumont to dance card*

Posted by: Miklos will probably slurp at November 18, 2024 08:26 AM (+w4kg)

266 Miranda Devine is great.
Front page, top of the page, NY Post piece today "Nancy Pelosi Is Finished!"

https://tinyurl.com/3wzj25au
Posted by: Huck Follywood
+++
With all the unbelievably amazing well timed stock trades and the millions of dollars she made from them, isn't she an easy target for an insider trading investigation.
If I had done what she has, I would be locked up under the jail.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at November 18, 2024 08:27 AM (Lo97M)

267 Redcoat.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

The same Military Uniform Selection Committee that decided bright Redcoats with large white X's on the front was a good idea also came up with the US Navy 'Blueberries' for sailors on the deck. Not only did they guarantee that you'd be invisible if you went overboard, but that the damn things were flammable. No bueno for sailors.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2024 08:27 AM (WXNFJ)

268 Posted by: Cownt de Monet at November 18, 2024 08:21 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 18, 2024 08:24 AM (js3aQ)


Hahaha! Good one.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2024 08:27 AM (Aqu9a)

269 PS Anti racism is just racism from PoC against whites.
Posted by: rhennigantx

But it's not Imperialist Colonialist Patriarchal racism, you see...

Posted by: Auspex at November 18, 2024 08:27 AM (j4U/Z)

270 Republicans suddenly think the economy's great and the election wasn't rigged

Err, no one thinks the Biden-economy is good but there are expectations that Trump will improve it.

As for the election of course there was Dem fraud, how else did they get sudden vote dumps for the northern Senate races they stole?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 08:27 AM (oZhjI)

271 the usual rioters--like Antifa, BLM, etc. are not grassroots. They are (funded) minions of the government/Deep State.

+++

FIFY
Yep and they blew the $ to fund them on Ukraine, 1BN in less than 3 months by Knee Pads, and everything else. Look we knew FEMA was broke from funding Illegals after Helene and there wasn't enough grifty slush to move some money around for looks. This is a good thing.

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at November 18, 2024 08:28 AM (jPdyB)

272 "Not only did they guarantee that you'd be invisible if you went overboard, but that the damn things were flammable. No bueno for sailors."

Saves fuel.

Posted by: pawn at November 18, 2024 08:28 AM (QB+5g)

273 Drinking at a bar and telling jokes about fishing for manatee in Stuart FL.
2 or 3 ladies left crying telling owner they would never be back.

HA

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2024 08:28 AM (gbOdA)

274 Trump confirms! Get yer popcorn ready:

@TomFitton
Nov 8
GOOD NEWS: Reports are the incoming @RealDonaldTrump administration prepared to declare a national emergency and will use military assets to reverse the Biden invasion through a mass deportation program.

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@realDonaldTrump
4 hrs
TRUE!!!

(from Truth Social)

Posted by: IrishEi at November 18, 2024 08:28 AM (3ImbR)

275 Announcing here, now, an alliance with the manatee population to march northward together to reclaim our natural rights. We are in this together for the long haul. We mean no harm to humans, but we keep an enemies list.

Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at November 18, 2024 08:29 AM (nS6qG)

276

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 18, 2024 08:29 AM (EFZgU)

277 DOGE is just teasing us!

Can't wait for this to become real. The wailing will be epic!

https://tinyurl.com/476pf2n2


I remember there was similiar excitement when Shrub one with Congress in GOP hands in 2000.

Let's hope Vivek, Musk, and Trump can actually carry this one through...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 08:29 AM (oZhjI)

278 VMom

If you are still around Brightwork research is a good spot for ivermectin and cancer. Fasting has a good track record as well, or even just keto.

Hope this helps.

Posted by: Dandalo at November 18, 2024 08:30 AM (3QsZU)

279 Manatees? No Fat Chicks!

Posted by: Al Bundy at November 18, 2024 08:30 AM (Aqu9a)

280 Ann Selzer is a rabid pro abortionist. Big Donor to planned parenthood. Her poll to was to fire up women voters on the abortion issue plain and simple

Posted by: Jonah at November 18, 2024 08:30 AM (YCxFk)

281 264 Howdy, Doof. I can't recall any such operation. If such an operation did exist, I would not be disposed to discuss any involvement in said operation.

* reaches for presidential pardon in briefcase *

Posted by: callsign claymore at November 18, 2024 08:30 AM (JcnCJ)

282 So they are selling Russia Russia Russia again.

It must play well with the (D)imwits.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2024 08:30 AM (gbOdA)

283 We're way past 100, so I'm going to dredge up a comment from Doof's ONT, re: a commenter who wants literally every member of every federal law enforcement agency fired.

--------------------

I’m sure they’d refuse an order to spy on a Latin Mass or put parents on a watchlist for speaking out against trans stuff, right?


Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 18, 2024 12:12 AM (FC8SQ)

This is literally what got me fired. I refused to target a particular population, and refused to order my subordinate agents to target that population. So I was removed, and my life completely upended. Without the Horde, I'd have lost my house.

So the Disinterested FDA Director can fuck right off.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at November 18, 2024 08:30 AM (aYubz)

284
Fake News Guardian supposedly left Twitter.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 18, 2024 08:31 AM (9xDkE)

285 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 18, 2024 08:31 AM (tY81A)

286 Manatees are notoriously peaceful and excellent liars. A perceived "alliance" is treated as an inside joke and manatees are often seen laughing in their sleeves.

Posted by: Manatee Facts at November 18, 2024 08:32 AM (vFG9F)

287 To Serve Manatee

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2024 08:32 AM (gbOdA)

288 To Serve Manatee

In a garlic sauce?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 08:32 AM (iU/IZ)

289
Appreciate the kudos - AND the suggestion. I'm more likely to just steal that business plan than use it in the event of another ONT.
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 08:24 AM (jgdZo)

I vote you own it, too. Just not with the enslaving part. Do we get a vote? Is this a democracy?

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 08:32 AM (ClBAL)

290 This is literally what got me fired. I refused to target a particular population, and refused to order my subordinate agents to target that population. So I was removed, and my life completely upended. Without the Horde, I'd have lost my house.

So the Disinterested FDA Director can fuck right off.


We *need* to do the same things the left has done to us over the last 4 years right back to them now. That is the only way this crap stops. If Trump plays peacemaker the left will just wait until they have the power and will go back to using it on us.

Throw a few Faucis in jail though and left will be much more circumspect the next time they take power

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 08:32 AM (oZhjI)

291 "Well, whoever is running the country before Trump can take charge is giving the green light to Ukraine to launch missiles directly into Russia. That should keep him busy before his DOGE can eliminate or significantly defang the deep state bureaucracy as intended/promised."

Trump's Inauguration is 63 days, 4.5 hours, from now. The Junta can make a lot of trouble in 9 weeks. And it will.

Posted by: Gref at November 18, 2024 08:33 AM (aBgBM)

292 I always need to remember that it’s YOLO for Trump in the sense of no re-election crap for him to worry about. For his team it’s carve out places for 28 time… A Perfect Storm catatrophe for the DC Leftists…

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 08:33 AM (PCK5/)

293 We taken Manatees? Sweet, well endowed Manatees? Surely someone has some pictures right?

Posted by: Some sailor that has been at sea way too long at November 18, 2024 08:33 AM (oZhjI)

294 287 It's a cookbook!

Posted by: callsign claymore at November 18, 2024 08:33 AM (JcnCJ)

295 I always hit from the manatees, but I wish I could hit from the ladies a-tees.

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 08:34 AM (jgdZo)

296 Sefton, fyi your podcast episodes have not updated on Spotify since July

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at November 18, 2024 08:34 AM (L9Ewk)

297 "Ann Selzer is a rabid pro abortionist. Big Donor to planned parenthood. Her poll to was to fire up women voters on the abortion issue plain and simple
Posted by: Jonah"

Is she the girl who got Iowa wrong by 15 points?

Silly girl.

Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 08:34 AM (fV+MH)

298 A government attacks its own ‘citizens’. Now where and when did that happen before?

Posted by: Eromero at November 18, 2024 08:34 AM (LHPAg)

299 I always hit from the manatees, but I wish I could hit from the ladies a-tees.
Posted by: Doof

SNORT

Wow! This place. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2024 08:34 AM (WXNFJ)

300 Guardian left Twitter but BlueSky is a technical mess right now, what with everyone reporting each other for "dangerous" and "racist" comments.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2024 08:34 AM (c9sMV)

301 284
Fake News Guardian supposedly left Twitter.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 18, 2024 08:31 AM (9xDkE)

A bridge left twitter.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2024 08:34 AM (gbOdA)

302 A government attacks its own ‘citizens’. Now where and when did that happen before?

Ruby Ridge, Waco, and a squirrel named P-Nut?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 08:35 AM (iU/IZ)

303 Morning, folk,

Just got an email that my boss will not be in the office today! Woo-hoo!!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 18, 2024 08:35 AM (J2vNu)

304 279 Manatees? No Fat Chicks!
Posted by: Al Bundy at November

I know you are joking, but to those men out there exclaiming this using maybe different words, we will need to see your abs. Thanks! 😊

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 08:35 AM (ClBAL)

305 Benny Johnson

@bennyjohnson
Morning Joe is now bragging about meeting ‘Literally Hitler’

https://tinyurl.com/bhp4ct4m

Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2024 08:35 AM (NpAcC)

306 WWIII to keep a regime in power?

Posted by: Eromero at November 18, 2024 08:35 AM (LHPAg)

307 Guardian left Twitter but BlueSky is a technical mess right now, what with everyone reporting each other for "dangerous" and "racist" comments.

This strongly tempts me to then go sign up and start reporting everyone as well.

You said Black Hole or you like your coffee black? RACIST

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 08:36 AM (oZhjI)

308 Throw a few Faucis in jail though and left will be much more circumspect the next time they take power

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 08:32 AM (oZhjI)


What department does Fauci work in? HHS? Would RFK be his boss?

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 18, 2024 08:36 AM (SfhV1)

309 I vote you own it, too. Just not with the enslaving part. Do we get a vote? Is this a democracy?
Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 08:32 AM (ClBAL)


See Friday night's music thread. CBD reiterated that non-applicability of democracy to AOSHQ.

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 08:36 AM (jgdZo)

310 Just to clarify, the NFL has not banned the Trump dance. I wouldn’t put it past Roger Goodell, but there hasn’t been a peep about it yet.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 18, 2024 08:36 AM (QZThv)

311 Go on BlueSky and just do Airplane! quotes. See what happens.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 08:36 AM (iU/IZ)

312 Ruby Ridge, Waco, and a squirrel named P-Nut?

He was a racist!
He was smacking the babies!
He didn't have all his forms in order so we had to raid his house!

Posted by: How the FNM justified these outrages at November 18, 2024 08:37 AM (oZhjI)

313 There are three accepted living species of Trichechidae, representing three of the four living species in the order Sirenia: the Amazonian manatee (Trichechus inunguis), the West Indian manatee (Trichechus manatus), and the West African manatee (Trichechus senegalensis).

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2024 08:37 AM (gbOdA)

314 302 A government attacks its own ‘citizens’. Now where and when did that happen before?

Ruby Ridge, Waco, and a squirrel named P-Nut?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 08:35 AM (iU/IZ
Butler, Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Eromero at November 18, 2024 08:37 AM (LHPAg)

315 This strongly tempts me to then go sign up and start reporting everyone as well.

Cloward-Piven. I like it.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 18, 2024 08:37 AM (QZThv)

316 He didn't have all his forms in order so we had to raid his house!
Posted by: How the FNM justified these outrages at November 18, 2024 08:37 AM (oZhjI)

And Fred thought he could hide with that mask!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2024 08:38 AM (gbOdA)

317 From the WTF Department,

The Feds announced they've spent $15 million so far on personal security for Dr. Mengele-Fauci. They gave him chauffeurs and full-time federal marshals protection

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2024 08:38 AM (MFqnk)

318 Why would PDJT meet with Joe Scarbblabla?

Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 08:38 AM (fV+MH)

319 308

What department does Fauci work in? HHS? Would RFK be his boss?
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead

He retired. Not sure about his wife. But we were paying a boatload of money for his security that needs to stop if it hasn’t already.

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 08:38 AM (ClBAL)

320 > "Well, whoever is running the country before Trump can take charge is giving the green light to Ukraine to launch missiles directly into Russia.
--------
Ukraine has been launching artillery and drones into Russian territory for years. Some missiles too. *biden's "green light" gives Ukraine permission to use ATACMS Army tactical missiles. 190 mile range. Can't even hit Moscow.

But our artillery has been pounding Russians since we started shipping the guns and ammo over there back in 2021. If not earlier.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 18, 2024 08:38 AM (Q4IgG)

321 309 - I meant Saturday, not Friday

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 08:38 AM (jgdZo)

322 He retired. Not sure about his wife. But we were paying a boatload of money for his security that needs to stop if it hasn’t already.

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 08:38 AM (ClBAL)


He's retired? Oh shoot. How can Bobby fire him then?

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 18, 2024 08:39 AM (SfhV1)

323 311 Go on BlueSky and just do Airplane! quotes. See what happens.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 08:36 AM (iU/IZ)

Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2024 08:39 AM (gbOdA)

324 Ukraine has been launching artillery and drones into Russian territory for years.

I vaguely recall there was a drone attack on Moscow that the FNM immediately said was a false flag attack right before Lil Z took credit for it.

I assume in this case Lil Z was the one telling the truth.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 08:39 AM (oZhjI)

325 322
He's retired? Oh shoot. How can Bobby fire him then?
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at

From a cannon?

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 08:40 AM (ClBAL)

326 Why would PDJT meet with Joe Scarbblabla?

I believe commenter “Smell the Glove” can probably educate you on that given their sock.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 18, 2024 08:41 AM (QZThv)

327 The Donald is far smarter than me about politics but why would he meet with Joe freakin Scarbones?

Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 08:41 AM (fV+MH)

328 Posted by: Speller at November 18, 2024 08:21 AM (pSotA)

OH NO!

Putin is a bad guy?

We didn't know! By all means push NATO to Russia's border and constantly inflame tensions with the Bear, because it is the West's responsibility to police Russia and its neighbors!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 18, 2024 08:41 AM (d9fT1)

329 I know you are joking, but to those men out there exclaiming this using maybe different words, we will need to see your abs. Thanks! 😊
Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 08:35 AM (ClBAL)

The six-pack has morphed into a keg!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2024 08:42 AM (Aqu9a)

330 I am loving that the more stupid, most loyal Dems are all "Where's the missing 8 million votes!?"

And the hilarious responses from the media of "shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!"

My favorite is the lie-xplain that "well there was a shift of voters to Trump and he did get more votes than 2020."
Trying to exploit the stupidity of their public math education that it doesn't add up to 8 million more.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 18, 2024 08:42 AM (m77VT)

331 322
He's retired? Oh shoot. How can Bobby fire him then?
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at

From a cannon?
Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 08:40 AM (ClBAL)

***

Trebuchant

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 18, 2024 08:42 AM (1FWWQ)

332 Go on BlueSky and just do Airplane! quotes. See what happens.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 08:36 AM (iU/IZ)


Would also be fun to go on there and post quotes from Dems like Slick Willie and the dog eater. When they sounded very MAGA-ish on immigration and crime.

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 08:42 AM (jgdZo)

333 Shirley they cant be serious

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at November 18, 2024 08:42 AM (pGTZo)

334 Regarding the upcoming special election here in FL-1 to fill Gaetz's seat in the House, former U.S. Army Green Beret, John Frankman, who refused the clot shot and was discharged, is the first candidate to officially declare his intention to run.

He's an known associate of Gaetz.

Posted by: one hour sober at November 18, 2024 08:42 AM (Y1sOo)

335 18 No Trump End Zone dances? How do they stop that amongst all the ridiculous celebrations? What's next, no Lambeau Leap?

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 18, 2024 07:15 AM (7ZQe3)


I cannot find any news items about the NFL officially prohibiting Trump end zone dances. There are articles about the Raiders not making a player who did on, TE Brock Bowers, unavailable for post-game interviews. But it won't surprise me if totalitarian NFL Commish, Roger Goodell, imposes huge fines for doing it, along with a 15 yard penalty on the kickoff (meaningless nowadays).

Posted by: Gref at November 18, 2024 08:42 AM (aBgBM)

336 Let's hope Vivek, Musk, and Trump can actually carry this one through...

++++

Give a listen to Vivek on Rogan if you haven't. He's thought about this for a year. He's got a reasonable strategy. Musk and Vance said things that align. Three interviews, unified strategy. I look forward to public servants experiencing all the corporate reorg/ down sizing practices. I think that's also why it's so quiet. They are afraid.

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at November 18, 2024 08:42 AM (jPdyB)

337 Thanks tonypete & dandalo

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 18, 2024 08:42 AM (7gFa4)

338 To raise money for charity and to restore his completely destroyed reputation, Fauci should volunteer for a Dwarf-Toss contest. Or, better yet, a dwarf trebuchet contest.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2024 08:43 AM (MFqnk)

339 We *need* to do the same things the left has done to us over the last 4 years right back to them now. That is the only way this crap stops. If Trump plays peacemaker the left will just wait until they have the power and will go back to using it on us.

Throw a few Faucis in jail though and left will be much more circumspect the next time they take power
Posted by: 18-1



Harder. Throw a few Fauci's in jail and schedule a trial sometime during Vance's second term.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 18, 2024 08:43 AM (tY81A)

340 Ruby Ridge, Waco, and a squirrel named P-Nut?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 08:35 AM


P-Nut's owner needs to get another squirrel and name it Deez Nuts just as an FU to NY.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 18, 2024 08:43 AM (ZANHd)

341 I'm still in shock that Trump's win was acknowledged and not stolen again.
Posted by: Emmie at November 18, 2024 07:40 AM (Sf2cq)

He hasn't been inaugurated YET.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 18, 2024 08:43 AM (g8Ew8)

342 Fauci, dunking booth, hydrochloric acid; some assembly required.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 08:43 AM (iU/IZ)

343
Very Concerned Gayle King is reporting on CBS that racist text messages are being received by blacks and Hispanics in 32 states. Unless proven otherwise in a court of law, I expect this to be another fake hate crime.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2024 08:44 AM (dxSpM)

344 North Korea may deploy as many as 100,000 troops to aid Russia’s war on Ukraine if the alliance between Pyongyang and Moscow continues to deepen, according to people familiar with assessments made by some Group of 20 nations.

Good practice if the survive.
They cannot be let back home as they will now know everything in Nork is fake.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2024 08:44 AM (gbOdA)

345 Just got an email that my boss will not be in the office today! Woo-hoo!!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Retired now for 17 years, but an e-mail like this would have no effect on my production, behaviour, nor attitude during my working career. Certainly would never have snuck out earlier.

Posted by: Exemplary Employee at November 18, 2024 08:44 AM (nS6qG)

346 If McConnell & Co won't accept Matt Gaetz as AG, Trump should have a backup nominee waiting in the wings.

I suggest John Eastman.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 18, 2024 08:44 AM (ZNCtk)

347 326. Maybe Trump has friends who want to buy MSNBC...

Posted by: Jonah at November 18, 2024 08:44 AM (YCxFk)

348 Go on BlueSky and do JFK quotes.

Or MLK quotes.

Hilarity shall ensue.

Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 08:44 AM (fV+MH)

349 Shirley they cant be serious
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at November 18, 2024 08:42 AM


They're very serious...and stop calling me Shirley.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 18, 2024 08:44 AM (ZANHd)

350 Anyone else expecting at least one more shooter before the inauguration? Although the left is sufficiently terrified of Vance that maybe that’s been called off.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 18, 2024 08:45 AM (QZThv)

351 RMBS

Did you have the lasagna?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 08:45 AM (iU/IZ)

352 Gaetz will be confirmed. Trump knows the game now. SD and Ky would feel the pain

Posted by: Jonah at November 18, 2024 08:45 AM (YCxFk)

353 Although the left is sufficiently terrified of Vance that maybe that’s been called off.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 18, 2024 08:45 AM (QZThv)


I haven't seen much of Vance since the election.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 18, 2024 08:46 AM (SfhV1)

354
That little shit zelensky suspended elections indefinitely; he's as bad as Putin.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 18, 2024 08:46 AM (GMqvj)

355 The Detroit Free Press, which used to be Lib/Big Labor, made a choice to go "Progressive" a few years back, and it's all race/class/gender.

"What it will take to survive Donald Trump's 2nd term" ("It is America that has failed, and we will all pay the price.").

"Born in a refugee camp, state rep fears Trump deportation plan"

They learned nothing. In fact they are doubling down.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at November 18, 2024 08:46 AM (kpS4V)

356 >>>Go on BlueSky and do JFK quotes. Or MLK quotes.

Obama quotes pre-2010.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 18, 2024 08:46 AM (CwhoI)

357 354
That little shit zelensky suspended elections indefinitely; he's as bad as Putin.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 18, 2024 08:46 AM (GMqvj)

It was to save democracy.

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 08:46 AM (ClBAL)

358 Go on BlueSky and do JFK quotes.

Or MLK quotes.

Hilarity shall ensue.
Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 08:44 AM (fV+MH)


Can't you just hear the Howard Dean (remember him??) style screams?!?

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 08:47 AM (jgdZo)

359 Very Concerned Gayle King is reporting on CBS that racist text messages are being received by blacks and Hispanics in 32 states. Unless proven otherwise in a court of law, I expect this to be another fake hate crime.

Democrats and the media have been openly bashing black and Hispanic voters for the last week+ so I wouldn’t be surprised if it was real. And coming from AWFLs.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 18, 2024 08:47 AM (QZThv)

360 Is she the girl who got Iowa wrong by 15 points?

Silly girl.
Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 08:34 AM (fV+MH)

Remember what me and others were saying about Selzer at the time? That she was close to retirement age and she took a huge.payout to put out a fake poll the last weekend and then call it a nice retirement package?
News Item: long time pollster Selzer announces retirement, will close agency.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 08:47 AM (W6hoT)

361 If Keir Starmer had said...

I'm sorry. Has Labour changed? Are they doing something vastly different from what they always do? People who vote left are a stunning combination of too stupid to remember what happened the last time and too lazy to consider an alternative.

Hard to have sympathy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 18, 2024 08:47 AM (ExV1e)

362 327 The Donald is far smarter than me about politics but why would he meet with Joe freakin Scarbones?
==
Keep your enemies closer.

Posted by: Vito C at November 18, 2024 08:47 AM (i0F8b)

363
" By all means push NATO to Russia's border"
~CBD

Maybe, just maybe some countries want to join NATO for protection from Russia.

After all, Russia has invaded Ukraine twice and Georgia was invaded in 2008.
While Russia was pretending to be the USSR, they invaded Poland and Czechoslovakia to name but a couple.

Posted by: Speller at November 18, 2024 08:48 AM (pSotA)

364 I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0
Blue Anon claims that Donald Trump is not going to be sworn in as the next president, and within two weeks, we will “find out what will be considered and called ‘the crime of the century.’”

So far, 56.5 thousand of liberals believed him.

https://tinyurl.com/knbzvrkj

Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2024 08:48 AM (NpAcC)

365 It’s rather amazing that the deep state appears to hate Tulsi Gabbard even more than they hate Gaetz.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 08:17 AM (W6hoT)


Apostates are always hated more than infidels.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 18, 2024 08:48 AM (ExV1e)

366 I haven't seen much of Vance since the election.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 18, 2024 08:46 AM (SfhV1)
-----------
Because the Propaganda Press has been busy reacting in shock to each and every nomination announcement PDJT makes.

They'll get back to Bearded Hitler when they have a free moment.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2024 08:48 AM (Rmedj)

367 Blue Anon?

Is that QAnon rebranded?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 08:48 AM (iU/IZ)

368 He's retired? Oh shoot. How can Bobby fire him then?
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at

From a cannon?
Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 08:40 AM (ClBAL)

The English dug up Cromwell and retried him posthumously, hanged his corpse, decapitated it, and publicly displayed his head on a pole. We should do no less for St. Fauci.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2024 08:48 AM (Aqu9a)

369 There are three accepted living species of Trichechidae, representing three of the four living species in the order Sirenia: the Amazonian manatee (Trichechus inunguis), the West Indian manatee (Trichechus manatus), and the West African manatee (Trichechus senegalensis).
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2024 08:37 AM (gbOdA)

Man, the shit I learn hanging around this place.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 18, 2024 08:49 AM (g8Ew8)

370 Yeah, I'm surprised they aren't already smacking guys with $50k fines for that yet. I know they have draconian fines for MAGA hats in the locker room, interviews, etc, so it's probably coming soon. But if not, it's an interesting little surrender in the war against Americans and their culture.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2024 08:49 AM (7oYYI)

371 To Serve Manatee
-----
twee tweeeet twee clicl twee click tweeeet tweet click!!!

[don't go -- it's a rosie o'donnel sex club!!!]

Posted by: a manatee still in the Sea World tank yelling at manatee volunteer at November 18, 2024 08:50 AM (hovnC)

372 Accepted living species?

So do others identify as manatee?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 08:50 AM (iU/IZ)

373 > I vaguely recall there was a drone attack on Moscow that the FNM immediately said was a false flag attack right before Lil Z took credit for it.

I assume in this case Lil Z was the one telling the truth.
----------
Ukraine's been launching suicide drones into the Moscow area for a couple years. They target power stations, fuel depots, refineries and the like. Usually with limited success. They even kitted out a small Cesena type plane with automated controls and a bunch of explosives and sent it on a suicide mission into Russia. Innovative, but that's about as far as it goes.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 18, 2024 08:50 AM (Q4IgG)

374 257
‘ deep state appears to hate Tulsi Gabbard even more than they hate Gaetz. ’

The difference you’re seeing is fear. Calling Tulsi a traitor is another tell.
Unless she really screws up, the deep state will fail smearing her. She comes across as honest and sincere to the casual observer.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 18, 2024 08:51 AM (jbnUc)

375 It’s rather amazing that the deep state appears to hate Tulsi Gabbard even more than they hate Gaetz.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 08:17 AM (W6hoT)

Apostates are always hated more than infidels.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 18, 2024 08:48 AM (ExV1e)

Because they know a universal truth: Noone fights as hard as a convert.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at November 18, 2024 08:51 AM (aYubz)

376 Throw a few Faucis in jail though and left will be much more circumspect the next time they take power
Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 08:32 AM (oZhjI)
____

But then the left will throw those on the right in jail, like Steve Bannon, Roger Stone and even Capitol sightseers and such....

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 18, 2024 08:51 AM (fs1hN)

377 Even if true why would they admit it

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at November 18, 2024 08:51 AM (pGTZo)

378 Usually with limited success.

Ukraine doesn’t want the war to actually end. The money would dry up. So limited success is the way it goes, followed by limited failure.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 18, 2024 08:52 AM (QZThv)

379 I suspect Biden is looking no further than his next ice cream cone and his handlers will be doing everything possible to sabotage the next President.
Posted by: fd at November 18, 2024 07:18 AM (vFG9F)

It would not surprise me a bit to hear that on January 20th the White House looks like Section 8 housing after the tenants move out.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
===

All the 'T' keys will be missing.
And the good china....

There was an IG on the Clinton's trashing the White House and stealing everything not bolted down...and classified docs strewn about the 'first ladies' AO (I may not have made the last one up).

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 18, 2024 08:52 AM (/lPRQ)

380 367 Blue Anon?

Is that QAnon rebranded?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 08:48 AM (iU/IZ)
******
It's the Lefts conspiracy theorists.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2024 08:52 AM (NpAcC)

381 "I definitely feel like I’m on an island alone," said Tanya Tsikanovsky, who resides in LA's San Fernando Valley. "The queer people have turned their backs on me, and I’m queer, so it’s very painful."

According to Tsikanovsky, she worked in Iowa with the Hillary Clinton election campaign in 2016. Then, she voted for Joe Biden in 2020.

"I was absolutely that person who would say if you’re a Trump supporter, I don’t want you in my life," said Tsikanovsky. "I can say I regret that."

Beyond economic reasons and the United States’ southern border, Tsikanovsky says she shifted towards Trump because of her Jewish faith. According to Tsikanovsky, recent pro-Palestinian protests on college campuses made her think differently about the Democratic Party.

"Israel [changed my mind]," said Tsikanovsky. "I am a Jew, and what was happening on campuses was appalling. They should have sent in the National Guard as soon as Jewish students were being blocked on campuses."

Posted by: SMOD at November 18, 2024 08:52 AM (RHGPo)

382 If you missed the Trump Dancing on the field this weekend, and elsewhere -

https://tinyurl.com/4yv3mhc6

Posted by: Gref at November 18, 2024 08:53 AM (aBgBM)

383 Elon and Vivek come from the business world. The business world runs on metrics. I suspect all their abstractions on how to do "cost savings" is based on the assumptions that these things exist in the government.

They do not.

It's even gotten worse since Congress just gave up on providing any scrutiny and just signs another continuing resolution. No one in government even knows how to doa real budget anymore.

Posted by: pawn at November 18, 2024 08:53 AM (QB+5g)

384 Why would Trump meet with Joe and Mika? He doesn't need them. There's no upside. Shoulda told them to get bent.

Posted by: Southern Man at November 18, 2024 08:53 AM (H0YeO)

385 Remember what me and others were saying about Selzer at the time? That she was close to retirement age and she took a huge.payout to put out a fake poll the last weekend and then call it a nice retirement package?
News Item: long time pollster Selzer announces retirement, will close agency.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 08:47 AM (W6hoT)

Yep. She got paid, but by whom? My guess is up at #62 and #74.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 18, 2024 08:53 AM (ZNCtk)

386
There's a rabbi on Twitter, big Trump supporter.
He celebrated the president's victory on Twitter and you'll never guess what happened next.

The good rabbi was bombarded with both responses of mutual celebration and vicious anti-jew vitriol.

Wait, There's More!

THEN, another piece of shit screencapped all the angry jew-hating Democrats' tweets and made a video about how nazi "MAGA" is now of course lashing out on Jews because Trump won.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 18, 2024 08:53 AM (kVCF6)

387 The English dug up Cromwell and retried him posthumously, hanged his corpse, decapitated it, and publicly displayed his head on a pole. We should do no less for St. Fauci.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2024 08:48 AM (Aqu9a)

They left the mummified head up at Westminster Abbey for decades. I've read historians who say that they removed it because it's savagery, but I don't buy that, because there isn't hard evidence for it - at the time, people said it blew down in a big storm.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2024 08:55 AM (7oYYI)

388 Do you have 'winter penis' ?

‘Winter penis’ could reduce sex organ size by up to 50%, doctor warns

https://tinyurl.com/w4u4jnnn

Posted by: Don Black at November 18, 2024 08:55 AM (/7KEl)

389 Iowa
55.7%

926,983

219,717 ahead

42.5%

707,266

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2024 08:56 AM (gbOdA)

390 "Winter pe..."

I hope that doctor suffers job shrinkage.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 08:56 AM (iU/IZ)

391 Its constanza time

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at November 18, 2024 08:56 AM (pGTZo)

392 388 Do you have 'winter penis' ?

‘Winter penis’ could reduce sex organ size by up to 50%, doctor warns

https://tinyurl.com/w4u4jnnn
Posted by: Don Black at November 18, 2024 08:55 AM (/7KEl)

SHRINKAGE

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2024 08:56 AM (gbOdA)

393 North Korea may deploy as many as 100,000 troops to aid Russia’s war on Ukraine if the alliance between Pyongyang and Moscow continues to deepen, according to people familiar with assessments made by some Group of 20 nations.



Keep allowing long range American missiles and we'll be looking the NORK soldiers in the eyes.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 18, 2024 08:56 AM (tY81A)

394 If you missed the Trump Dancing on the field this weekend, and elsewhere -

https://tinyurl.com/4yv3mhc6

Posted by: Gref at November 18, 2024 08:53 AM (aBgBM)


Funny!

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 18, 2024 08:56 AM (SfhV1)

395 CBD reiterated that non-applicability of democracy to AOSHQ.
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 08:36 AM (jgdZo)


As evidenced by the fact that Vic is still missing from the Absent Friends list.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 18, 2024 08:57 AM (ExV1e)

396 My wishes for precious Joe Biden. You did so much for all of us and the world. And you were not treated well by your own party or the media after one debate error. I guess now it is apres moi, le deluge. Please go for lots of bike rides and eat lots of ice cream. You deserve it.

Every time I wrote to him I always included the sentence, "You are the best president in my lifetime" before it was a cliche. He accomplished what seemed impossible: repairing our nation and it's reputation after it was incinerated. He restored our international credibility. Give it about six months--he'll be appreciated more than anyone thought possible.

It's tragic that all the good he has done is about to be wrecked beyond recognition. I just hope the new administration leaves him and his family the hell alone. 😢

Joe treated the nation poorly by falling prey to hubris. He was not up for a vigorous campaign and maintaining a rather demanding day job. Biden dug Harris or any other Democrat a very deep hole and was on course to get Mondaled.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 18, 2024 08:57 AM (JCZqz)

397 It's never, how you say, winter, with The Paolo.

Posted by: The Paolo at November 18, 2024 08:57 AM (DobEs)

398 The Pentagon has just failed its 7th audit and says it cannot account for what its $824B budget is spent on."

Yeah but NASA passed it's audit so everything is toot-sweet there.
Posted by: pawn at November 18, 2024 07:13 AM (QB+5g)

Saw a Tweet to the DOGE account when they posted that news.

Replier said she'd worked on some of those audits and, as currently structured, the military will *never* pass an audit. They have something like 10 *different* accounting systems they are using at the same time.

Definitely ripe for *real* oversight.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 18, 2024 08:58 AM (s9EYN)

399 Do you have 'winter penis' ?

‘Winter penis’ could reduce sex organ size by up to 50%, doctor warns


So you are saying I should NOT do a polar bear plunge right before trying to impresses the Mrs?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 08:58 AM (oZhjI)

400 Do you have 'winter penis' ?

‘Winter penis’ could reduce sex organ size by up to 50%, doctor warns

https://tinyurl.com/w4u4jnnn
Posted by: Don Black at November 18, 2024 08:55 AM (/7KEl)

***

I WAS IN THE POOL TOO!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 18, 2024 08:58 AM (1FWWQ)

401 Another DNC member from Florida was even blunter, telling Politico: “I don’t want to be the freak show party, like they have branded us. You know, when you’re a mom with three kids, and you live in middle America and you’re just not really into politics, and you see these ads that scare the bejesus out of you, you’re like, ‘I know Trump’s weird or whatever, but I would rather his weirdness that doesn’t affect my kids.’”

Posted by: SMOD at November 18, 2024 08:58 AM (RHGPo)

402
"Keep allowing long range American missiles and we'll be looking the NORK soldiers in the eyes."

I read that since the NorK soldiers have landed in Russia they have unrestricted internet access for the first time.

This has resulted in NorK soldiers gorging on porn en masse.

Posted by: Speller at November 18, 2024 08:59 AM (pSotA)

403
>>>Every time I wrote to him...

LOL!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 18, 2024 08:59 AM (kVCF6)

404 383
‘ No one in government even knows how to doa real budget anymore.’

One challenge will be to look at each dept. and figure out whether it has any role at all. Constitutionally, few do. Based on the Supreme Court ruling, even those depts having a role on paper don’t have explicit laws. They now have unenforceable regulations.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 18, 2024 08:59 AM (jbnUc)

405 And remember that both of them built their businesses from essentially scratch so their vision was baked in to the growth. Both these guys are in for a serious awakening unless this was all election year bullshitting which I'm pretty sure it is.

Both those guys are pretty smart and I think they both know that they aren't going to get any bang for their buck beyond picking the low fruit.

Posted by: pawn at November 18, 2024 08:59 AM (QB+5g)

406 Happy Monday!

A little smile to start the day - 'Murica!: https://tinyurl.com/2yshhemt

Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2024 09:00 AM (u1uWe)

407 I've been married for 35 years... I no longer impress the Mrs.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 18, 2024 09:00 AM (1FWWQ)

408 Every time I wrote to him I always included the sentence, "You are the best president in my lifetime" before it was a cliche.

Ummm.... ok, thanks for sharing that.

Posted by: dantesed at November 18, 2024 09:01 AM (Oy/m2)

409 They left the mummified head up at Westminster Abbey for decades. I've read historians who say that they removed it because it's savagery, but I don't buy that, because there isn't hard evidence for it - at the time, people said it blew down in a big storm.
----------------
One of the Tower Guards found it on the ground and took it home.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 09:01 AM (jFCkp)

410 Stellar's Sea Cow was awesome . Imagine an animal about 3x the size of a manatee, 25 - 30 ft. It was so big and buoyant it could never fully submerge. Was probably headed for extinction but it was hastened by Stellar discovering it.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 18, 2024 09:01 AM (/y7Fe)

411 “Obama didn’t have FBI vet his nominees because the nominees were corrupt; Trump isn’t having FBI vet his nominees because the FBI is corrupt.”

Posted by: SMOD at November 18, 2024 09:02 AM (RHGPo)

412 I just hope the new administration leaves him and his family the hell alone. 😢

----------

Brandon will be dead very soon, crybaby. So I doubt Trump will come for the dotard. But I hope he takes merciless vengeance for his own persecution by throwing the entire weight of his power at Hunter Biden, and crushing him like a bug. And I hope Brandon lives long enough to see Lil' Hunty tossed into gen pop at a federal prison to make creepy sex tapes with trannies, drunk on pruno.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2024 09:02 AM (7oYYI)

413 Think the latest move with Ukraine is:
Make 4-Star Generals Great* Again

They will scream that we can't clean house at the Pentagon while at near-war with Russia!!

*In their minds

Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2024 09:02 AM (u1uWe)

414 ‘ No one in government even knows how to doa real budget anymore.’

In business and in the old days government organizations as well had to make trade offs. Hire this agent permanently or those 3 contractors for just this year, buy this machine or rent that better one, and so on.

Over the last few years though almost every part of the government has been given as many dollars as it can find a way to spend - which is why you have the government raiding houses over unregulated pets and the like.

So of course going back to budgeting and trade offs will be "hard". Its like taking Veruca Salt and making her live on a middle class budget. BUT DADDY I WANT IT!

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 09:02 AM (oZhjI)

415 they jusr get stranger and stranger,

now Blue Sky is a riot, of confusion

Posted by: miguel cervantes at November 18, 2024 09:02 AM (pGTZo)

416 We didn't know! By all means push NATO to Russia's border and constantly inflame tensions with the Bear, because it is the West's responsibility to police Russia and its neighbors!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 18, 2024 08:41 AM (d9fT1)


Well, Europe is so poor and they're still recovering from a war that ended almost 80 years ago.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 18, 2024 09:02 AM (ExV1e)

417 Just a reminder, Dwight Eisenhower filled THREE Supreme Court vacancies by recess appointment

Posted by: SMOD at November 18, 2024 09:03 AM (RHGPo)

418 Off to teach the 815. Last class today, which is a light day for me. To make up for tomorrow where I am teaching every last class there is. Hahahahhaha.

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 09:04 AM (PRqXW)

419 and it's indistinguishable from du

Posted by: miguel cervantes at November 18, 2024 09:04 AM (pGTZo)

420 417 Just a reminder, Dwight Eisenhower filled THREE Supreme Court vacancies by recess appointment
----------------
He also ran operation wetback and finished within a year.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 09:04 AM (jFCkp)

421 In case anyone needs a refresher on "shrinkage."

https://youtu.be/nsH4aClj-ZY

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at November 18, 2024 09:04 AM (DobEs)

422 Every time I wrote to him I always included the sentence, "You are the best president in my lifetime" before it was a cliche. He accomplished what seemed impossible: repairing our nation and it's reputation after it was incinerated. He restored our international credibility. Give it about six months--he'll be appreciated more than anyone thought possible.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions



What color is the sky of your home world?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 18, 2024 09:04 AM (tY81A)

423 I'm sick and have been lounging on the sofa watching Bob Ross paint happy little everythings. He just finished my favorite painting of his called Campfire. It was in season three. It may be the only one with a people in it.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 18, 2024 09:04 AM (4XwPj)

424 384 Why would Trump meet with Joe and Mika? He doesn't need them. There's no upside. Shoulda told them to get bent.
Posted by: Southern Man
.........................
The shreer joy of doing so would be spectacular!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 18, 2024 09:04 AM (sAmhv)

425 I hope he takes merciless vengeance for his own persecution by throwing the entire weight of his power at Hunter Biden, and crushing him like a bug.

I'm sure Biden will announce some kind of blanket pardon for Hunter before he leaves office...or has already made a deal with Trump not to prosecute him.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 18, 2024 09:04 AM (JCZqz)

426 I suggest John Eastman.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 18, 2024 08:44 AM (ZNCtk)

I’d suggest Ken Paxton if I didn’t want him to run against Cornyn in ‘26.

Posted by: TxAnn at November 18, 2024 09:05 AM (2dBO4)

427 Didn't Sen. Tuberville bollocks a bunch of promotions for the Pentagon?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 09:05 AM (iU/IZ)

428 Ukraine's been launching suicide drones into the Moscow area for a couple years. They target power stations, fuel depots, refineries and the like. Usually with limited success. They even kitted out a small Cesena type plane with automated controls and a bunch of explosives and sent it on a suicide mission into Russia. Innovative, but that's about as far as it goes.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 18, 2024 08:50 AM (Q4IgG)

So the drones are self-aware and have just given up on life?

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 18, 2024 09:05 AM (g8Ew8)

429
"I used to have a different nic at November 18, 2024 09:02 AM"

NATO exists to deter Russian aggression toward European countries.

Posted by: Speller at November 18, 2024 09:05 AM (pSotA)

430
biden turns 82 in two days

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 18, 2024 09:05 AM (kVCF6)

431
It's a big L for the NFL to prohibit the Trump Dance Celebration but mostly it's another Monster L for the Democrats who will once again-

Look like Lame Weak-ass Scolding Dictatorial Weirdos, and even worse

No fun at all!

This is a cultural moment Dims. Bathe in it.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 18, 2024 09:05 AM (eDfFs)

432 >>The Donald is far smarter than me about politics but why would he meet with Joe freakin Scarbones?

Because he is the next President of the United States of America.

Trump is on a mission to restore America not just win an election. He's already done that. Now he wants to Make America Great Again. All of it not just part of it. Total victory doesn't mean just beating your enemy, it means achieving everything.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 09:05 AM (LkLld)

433 So the drones are self-aware and have just given up on life?

Well if you lived in Ukraine right now you'd probably feel the same way

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 09:05 AM (oZhjI)

434 There was a comment about abs upthread… interesting. I’ve never had my abs showing, except when I was a skinny little 12-13 year old. As far as women go, I find female abs that are prominent rather creepy… prefer ladies who are smooth, not all dieted down.

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 09:05 AM (PCK5/)

435 Give it about six months--he'll be appreciated more than anyone thought possible.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions

They're right, but for the wrong reasons. I ABSOLUTELY appreciate Joe Biden.

Because he foisted Kamala onto an unwilling Democrat party. Which, honestly, is kinda par for the course... Foisting onto the unwilling is what the left does.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at November 18, 2024 09:05 AM (aYubz)

436

Well, the sensible thing for Putin to do is nuke people as promised.

Not saying that Blinken / Nuland /Zelinsky are sweethearts but given what the Russians are I don't understand the love for them.

Posted by: Auspex at November 18, 2024 09:06 AM (j4U/Z)

437 Hunter needs to be made an example of. He needs to burn.

All these big shots in DC need to worry about what happens to their kids if they get them involved in their scummy operations and get caught.

The law should serve as some kind of deterrent don't you think?

Posted by: pawn at November 18, 2024 09:06 AM (QB+5g)

438
As evidenced by the fact that Vic is still missing from the Absent Friends list.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic


When you consider that Vic started a "news network" here before it was cool, this neglect is an outrage.

Justice for Vic!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 18, 2024 09:06 AM (xG4kz)

439 Clue to Happiness - Hanes X-Temp skivvies. wonderful fit and feel. Highly recommend.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 09:06 AM (jFCkp)

440 That little shit zelensky suspended elections indefinitely; he's as bad as Putin.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 18, 2024 08:46 AM (GMqvj)


Russia had elections... this year.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 18, 2024 09:06 AM (ExV1e)

441 He also ran operation wetback and finished within a year.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Well whoop-de-doo, Mr. Stamina. Technically, 45 seconds is within a year, too!

Posted by: Premature Ejaculation Guy at November 18, 2024 09:06 AM (JCZqz)

442 The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox 11h
This clip is absolutely mind-blowing.

NBC News was caught red-handed pushing a FAKE photo of a baby with measles—designed to stoke fear and sell vaccines for their sponsor, Merck.

The fake photo is undeniable: the same photo appeared on Dreamstime with the exact same baby but without the measles splotches. It was provably photoshopped.

Watch this clip in full, and you’ll see what I mean.

Lester Holt and NBC News have never apologized for this blatant fraud, and the story was quietly swept under the rug.

Moreover, the CDC is straight-up lying to the American public, claiming that 1 out of every 1,000 measles cases results in death.

What they’re not telling you is that their own data shows the death rate of measles before the vaccine was available was actually 1 in 8,000.

While the media and the government smear people like us as spreaders of “disinformation,” the real disinformation is coming from TV news and the government itself.

End Wokeness @EndWokeness 9h
Uh oh, @JoeNBC. Is this you?

MSNBC host Joe Scarborough says that he believes vaccines can cause autism, while hosting RFK Jr. on his show

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 09:07 AM (hovnC)

443 "Do you have 'winter penis' ?"

It's real, and it's spectacular!

Posted by: Frosty the Snowman at November 18, 2024 09:08 AM (jgdZo)

444 DOGE-BITE

Big Improvements Through Elimination

Posted by: Roy at November 18, 2024 09:08 AM (qbwJk)

445 ‘Winter penis’ could reduce sex organ size by up to 50%, doctor warns"

Substitute a carrot.

Posted by: Frosty The Snowman at November 18, 2024 09:09 AM (vFG9F)

446 443 "Do you have 'winter penis' ?"

It's real, and it's spectacular!
Posted by: Frosty the Snowman
---------------
Cucumbers work a lot better.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 09:09 AM (jFCkp)

447 MSNBC host Joe Scarborough says that he believes vaccines can cause autism, while hosting RFK Jr. on his show

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 09:07 AM (hovnC)


I wonder if there are any records of people with Autism before vaccinations became a thing.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 18, 2024 09:09 AM (SfhV1)

448 It is weird that Vic's not getting added. Maybe he pissed off a cob, somewhere along the line.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2024 09:10 AM (7oYYI)

449
"Russia had elections... this year."

In 2020 there was a referendum declaring that Putin was to remain President of Russia until 2036.
Every election since has been for show.

Posted by: Speller at November 18, 2024 09:10 AM (pSotA)

450 MSNBC host Joe Scarborough says that he believes vaccines can cause autism, while hosting RFK Jr. on his show

This was a common belief among AWFLs before the clot shot.

Oprah hosted the guy that faked the study claiming to show this was true and Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carey were his two most notable boosters.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 09:10 AM (oZhjI)

451
Question: Was Rome a "country?"

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 18, 2024 09:10 AM (kVCF6)

452 Morn' all... So what is it that Tulsi Gabbard has done that makes her a Russian spy ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 18, 2024 09:10 AM (IyPmt)

453 Does winter penis affect lady penis' too?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 18, 2024 09:10 AM (1FWWQ)

454 432
‘ Total victory doesn't mean just beating your enemy, it means achieving everything.’

That ‘I need to be president for everyone’ crap was a trap George W fell into. It doesn’t work. The Rats turned on him the instant that they could.

Maybe Trump will make Joe and Mika grovel on video so Trump can release it later.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 18, 2024 09:11 AM (jbnUc)

455
zelensky is worse than Putin

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 18, 2024 09:11 AM (kVCF6)

456 260 I've still got paint on me after house painting this weekend. I reckon that makes me a person of color too
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I have always thought that phrase "people of color" is the most racist anti-white crap I have ever heard. Anytime I hear someone use it, I usually ignore the rest of what they say.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at November 18, 2024 09:11 AM (jz6Hu)

457 It is weird that Vic's not getting added. Maybe he pissed off a cob, somewhere along the line.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2024 09:10 AM (7oYYI)

I mentioned Vic some months back in relation to something and got told off by some Karen Commenter.

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 09:11 AM (6QbOL)

458 >>>"Do you have 'winter penis' ?"

It's still not as bad as 'The View penis'.

Posted by: Roy at November 18, 2024 09:11 AM (qbwJk)

459 It's tragic that all the good he has done is about to be wrecked beyond recognition. I just hope the new administration leaves him and his family the hell alone. 😢

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 18, 2024 08:57 AM (JCZqz)

ho lee fook

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2024 09:12 AM (gbOdA)

460
"Question: Was Rome a "country?"

Rome was a City State.
The concept of "countries" didn't exist.

Posted by: Speller at November 18, 2024 09:12 AM (pSotA)

461 >‘Winter penis’ could reduce sex organ size by up to 50%, doctor warns"
---

Okay
what's our story next summer?

Posted by: Don Black at November 18, 2024 09:12 AM (/7KEl)

462 Morning Schmoe Grifters want to keep their big paychecks. Trying to whore out to Trump

Posted by: Jonah at November 18, 2024 09:12 AM (YCxFk)

463 Does winter penis affect lady penis' too?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 18, 2024 09:10 AM (1FWWQ)

As I told my guys when we pulled into Thailand - a 4" clit is a dick.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at November 18, 2024 09:12 AM (aYubz)

464 It is weird that Vic's not getting added. Maybe he pissed off a cob, somewhere along the line.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2024 09:10 AM (7oYYI)


I think ace said he would look into it.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 18, 2024 09:12 AM (SfhV1)

465 Nobody pays to watch the white guy dance...
six times!

Posted by: ChrisBoswell at November 18, 2024 09:13 AM (FhXTo)

466 It was winter penis, Jerry!

Posted by: George at November 18, 2024 09:13 AM (qbwJk)

467 They will never learn, still flogging that Project 2025 horse.
https://tinyurl.com/bdha8bd8

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 18, 2024 09:13 AM (2NHgQ)

468 Since we've ventured into the territory of snowman's junk...

(Rodney Carrington)
https://youtu.be/MA2dpEarhmg

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 09:13 AM (jgdZo)

469 >I mentioned Vic some months back in relation to something and got told off by some Karen Commenter.
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oh man she had a voice like honey

Posted by: Don Black at November 18, 2024 09:13 AM (/7KEl)

470 As I told my guys when we pulled into Thailand - a 4" clit is a dick.
---------------------
Thai Lady Boys are amazing!

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 09:13 AM (jFCkp)

471 So the drones are self-aware and have just given up on life?
-----
Gasoline taxes were really hitting them! And it was a big change from peeping on sunbathing babes to carrying grenades to drop on Russian forces.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 09:13 AM (hovnC)

472 I just loved how they called those who did not get a college education, "uneducated".
A real indictment of the public school system from our "betters".

Posted by: SMOD at November 18, 2024 09:13 AM (RHGPo)

473 >>I mentioned Vic some months back in relation to something and got told off by some Karen Commenter.


Whaaaat? Vic was a treasure!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2024 09:13 AM (u1uWe)

474 452 Morn' all... So what is it that Tulsi Gabbard has done that makes her a Russian spy ?
Posted by: It's me donna

She didn't fully support Ukraine's endless war with Russia, questioned the media narrative around the conflict, and had questions about the US involvement in Syria.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 18, 2024 09:13 AM (JCZqz)

475 Rome was a City State.
The concept of "countries" didn't exist./i]

Originally. Then various areas in Italy received Roman citizenship. I'd argue at that point they became something close to a modern country.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 09:14 AM (oZhjI)

476 450 MSNBC host Joe Scarborough says that he believes vaccines can cause autism, while hosting RFK Jr. on his show

This was a common belief among AWFLs before the clot shot.

Oprah hosted the guy that faked the study claiming to show this was true and Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carey were his two most notable boosters.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 09:10 AM (oZhjI)

The people I knew that had so called autistic kids were just bad parents.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2024 09:14 AM (gbOdA)

477 470 As I told my guys when we pulled into Thailand - a 4" clit is a dick.
---------------------
Thai Lady Boys are amazing!
Posted by: Pudinhead

What about an 8" clit?

Posted by: Michelle Obama at November 18, 2024 09:14 AM (JCZqz)

478 There a a lot of Mother's and Father's out there with young girl athletes, that are happy Trump won

Posted by: Jonah at November 18, 2024 09:15 AM (YCxFk)

479 Peeked at MSNBC - they are having an absolute meltdown over Hegseth. Mika is doing her voice quavering-I'm-so-serious voice over Russia escalating things.

The sheer DRAMA of these guys!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2024 09:15 AM (u1uWe)

480 Big Improvements Through Elimination
Posted by: Roy at November 18, 2024 09:08 AM (qbwJk)

That's what I've been trying to tell you! My enema machine will power wash your colon and intestines. Then you get a pint of yogurt inside - half of it eaten, half of it inserted. Voila! Squeaky clean and healthy guts!

Posted by: John Harvey Kellog, Battle Creek Sanitarium at November 18, 2024 09:15 AM (Aqu9a)

481 Originally. Then various areas in Italy received Roman citizenship. I'd argue at that point they became something close to a modern country.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 09:14 AM (oZhjI)

One might even call it an Empire.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 09:15 AM (W6hoT)

482 Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 09:07 AM (hovnC)

It is important to know that death isn't the only effect of measles. Miscarriage, infant abnormalities if the mother had measles while pregnant, and blindness among children who get it are much more common.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 18, 2024 09:15 AM (s9EYN)

483 457 It is weird that Vic's not getting added. Maybe he pissed off a cob, somewhere along the line.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2024 09:10 AM (7oYYI)

I mentioned Vic some months back in relation to something and got told off by some Karen Commenter.
Posted by: ...
............................
Probably the ex-wife.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 18, 2024 09:16 AM (sAmhv)

484 Washington Nearsider,

Disaster, I have somehow lost the top part of the RIO's TID panel. Since I am using PE for the displays, any little block of sheet plastic will do.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 09:16 AM (iU/IZ)

485
What about an 8" clit?
Posted by: Michelle Obama at November 18, 2024 09:14 AM (JCZqz)

Yours is like at least 6 ft.

Posted by: Roy at November 18, 2024 09:16 AM (qbwJk)

486 >>I mentioned Vic some months back in relation to something and got told off by some Karen Commenter.


Whaaaat? Vic was a treasure!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2024 09:13 AM (u1uWe)


Yeah, but did he take a strong stand on a hot dog being a sandwich or not? That'll piss of a few folks no matter what side you're on!

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 09:16 AM (jgdZo)

487 I am praying that he does.

Wake Up America
@_wake_up_USA
BREAKING: Former VP Mike Pence Says He’s “Literally Praying” Trump Won’t Pardon January 6 Prisoners

“I don’t think the president should pardon anyone”

What’s your response?

Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2024 09:16 AM (NpAcC)

488 oh man she had a voice like honey
Posted by: Don Black at November 18, 2024 09:13 AM (/7KEl)

LOL for real I love that recording of Dream a Little Dream of Me. Oh no wait that was Mama Cass.

If only she could have given Karen her sandwich they'd both be alive.

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 09:16 AM (6QbOL)

489 My nephew is autistic. I taught many autistic children when I was a speech therapist. Some were high functioning, but very obviously autistic. Many were non-verbal and could not feed or toilet themselves. A truly autistic child is heartbreaking.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 18, 2024 09:16 AM (SfhV1)

490
For cable fake news, hysteria = eyeballs.

Low ratings = Canceled shows

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 18, 2024 09:17 AM (kVCF6)

491 ‘Winter penis’ could reduce sex organ size by up to 50%, doctor warns
_____

Is this doctor a woman? Like most women, she probably isn't aware of the shrinkage issue.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 18, 2024 09:17 AM (fs1hN)

492 Mika is doing her voice quavering-I'm-so-serious voice over Russia escalating things.

That makes sense. (Checks calendar) Yup, today's a day ending in "y".

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 18, 2024 09:17 AM (JCZqz)

493 20 63 days to the DOGE is crowned.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2024 07:14 AM (gbOdA)
----------
On to Constantinople!
Posted by: Enrico Dandolo at November 18, 2024 07:16 AM (z0QHk)
- - - - - - -
Istanbul, not Constantinople.

Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks.

Posted by: Another Anon at November 18, 2024 09:17 AM (QNMaY)

494 BREAKING: Former VP Mike Pence Says He’s “Literally

This mf can go piss up a fucking rope

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 09:17 AM (6QbOL)

495 >>There will be no Trump inspired end zone dances.

Wait -- seriously?!?
This stupidity is on par with the WNBA allowing players to attack Caitlyn Clark. Mustn't let the non-woke fans start enjoying sports again!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2024 09:18 AM (u1uWe)

496 Morn' all... So what is it that Tulsi Gabbard has done that makes her a Russian spy ?

we don't have any video of her playing naked twister with underage sex slaves

Posted by: Deep State at November 18, 2024 09:18 AM (NGHTx)

497 Maybe that boxer who beat up women at the Olympics and who later was revealed to have a "micro penis" should look into this whole "winter penis" thing as an excuse.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 18, 2024 09:18 AM (Q4IgG)

498 I was at the North Pole!!!

Posted by: George Costanza at November 18, 2024 09:18 AM (6QbOL)

499 128 Isn't it queer that the only race that all of the found ballots in Pa are affecting is the Senate race and no other races.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 18, 2024 07:52 AM (XV/Pl)

Even if PA flipped for Commie-La due to the illegal ballots, she still wouldn't win the Electoral College.

Posted by: XTC at November 18, 2024 09:18 AM (UnA8+)

500 472 I just loved how they called those who did not get a college education, "uneducated".
A real indictment of the public school system from our "betters".
Posted by: SMOD at November 18, 2024 09:13 AM (RHGPo)

College graduates made up 43% of the electorate, and 55% voted for Vice President Harris, per exit polls.

56% of voters without degrees voted for President-elect Trump.

I bet you can see that these college educated are also in blue state.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2024 09:18 AM (gbOdA)

501 Mike Pence?

All I can say is, Vidkun Quisling had principles.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 09:19 AM (iU/IZ)

502 Yeah, why isn’t vic in the list of absent friends??? Been a while now..

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 09:19 AM (PCK5/)

503 Originally. Then various areas in Italy received Roman citizenship. I'd argue at that point they became something close to a modern country.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 09:14 AM (oZhjI)

One might even call it an Empire.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 09:15 AM (W6hoT)

It was a something. And people living there did things.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 18, 2024 09:19 AM (g8Ew8)

504 oh man she had a voice like honey
Posted by: Don Black

But did she move slow, like honey?
https://tinyurl.com/ycyyxdhh

Posted by: Fiona Apple at November 18, 2024 09:19 AM (JCZqz)

505 NATO exists to deter Russian aggression toward European countries.
Posted by: Speller at November 18, 2024 09:05 AM (pSotA)


Why do WE need to be involved? The war über alles people keep going back and forth between "snicker, Russia can't even beat Ukraine" and "OMG, if we don't send a hundred trillion dollars to Ukraine, Russians will be marching through downtown DC."

Let me make my position perfectly clear. I don't give a rat's ass about the security of Europe, or any country in Europe. They're fucking rich. They tax the shit out of their people to pay for bullshit. They've badmouthed us since we saved their bacon the last century. If they're afraid of Russia then they can fucking pony up the cash, resources, and men to deal with Russia. It's not our problem.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 18, 2024 09:19 AM (ExV1e)

506 Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2024 09:18 AM (u1uWe)

I don't think it was banned just that CBS cut it out from some highlights. So petty but guess what Trump is still their president.

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 09:19 AM (6QbOL)

507 whoever is running the country before Trump can take charge


Blinken, Sullivan, Nuland, and the rest of the crew

And by all appearances, Trump will be naming replacements with the same ideology.

Posted by: Who could they be? at November 18, 2024 09:20 AM (cGEut)

508 437 Hunter needs to be made an example of. He needs to burn.

All these big shots in DC need to worry about what happens to their kids if they get them involved in their scummy operations and get caught.

The law should serve as some kind of deterrent don't you think?

Posted by: pawn at November 18, 2024 09:06 AM (QB+5g)


In December two Hunter Biden sentencing hearings are scheduled. I'm not betting a single quatloo on the sentences.

"Hunter Biden will be sentenced in December for both his gun purchasing charges and tax fraud charges.

On December 12, Biden, 54, will be sentenced in Delaware after he was found guilty of three felonies stemming from purchasing a gun while using drugs in October 2018.

Biden could face up to 25 years in prison for his gun conviction, although it is believed he will not serve time as he is a first-time and nonviolent offender.

On December 16, Biden will be sentenced on federal tax-related charges in Los Angeles after pleading guilty in September and avoiding a trial.

Biden faces up to 17 years in prison when he is sentenced for the tax offenses.

Hunter Biden is the first child of a sitting US president to be convicted of a crime."

Posted by: Gref at November 18, 2024 09:20 AM (aBgBM)

509 Americans “overwhelmingly rejected the ideological takeover of political and civic life by narrow-minded identity politics” in the Nov. 5 election, a coalition of 38 financial officers wrote in letters warning companies that the new administration will “hasten the demise of DEI.”

“You stand at an important crossroads,” the letter states. “Either you can heed the voice of the American people—your shareholders, customers, and employees—or you can bow to fringe activists who demand that you double down on a failing ideology.”

Posted by: SMOD at November 18, 2024 09:21 AM (RHGPo)

510 Saw a great shirt with the electoral map by county (almost totally red) and the tagline There are No Blue States Only Blue Cities.

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 09:21 AM (6QbOL)

511 150 What’s the real story behind the missing computer?
$500 buys a Windows 11 laptop, what’s the real story? Time to fess up…
Posted by: Noovuss at November 18, 2024 07:57 AM (3qMQZ)

He wants one with a gaming graphics card so he can play Genshin Impact.

Posted by: XTC at November 18, 2024 09:21 AM (UnA8+)

512 New art thread

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 18, 2024 09:21 AM (jbnUc)

513 In my heyday, Mike Pence would have been tortured, shot, AND sent to the Russian Front!

Posted by: General Burkhalter at November 18, 2024 09:21 AM (nS6qG)

514
NATO exists for graft, corruption, power, and influence.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 18, 2024 09:22 AM (kVCF6)

515 >>That ‘I need to be president for everyone’ crap was a trap George W fell into. It doesn’t work. The Rats turned on him the instant that they could.


Trump is not W. I still don't think it's hit what has happened has sunk in to many.

W went to DC as part of the uniparty to manage the country from marginally the right side of the aisle. Trump is going to DC to tear it down and rebuild it from the ground up.

W went to DC with Dick Cheney. Trump is going with Elon Musk. Nobody tried to blow W's head off when he won. Trump didn't just win an election all the "experts" said was impossible, he won the first battle in a revolution. NFL players aren't kneeling anymore, they are doing Trump's YMCA dance in celebration.

Go big or go home.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 09:22 AM (LkLld)

516 Even if PA flipped for Commie-La due to the illegal ballots, she still wouldn't win the Electoral College.
Posted by: XTC at November 18, 2024 09:18 AM (UnA8+)
*******
It matters a lot, as we still have our own resistance wing like Murkowski, Collins and a few others in the Senate. We need their votes to not matter as much.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2024 09:22 AM (NpAcC)

517 Noodus gratia artis.

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 09:22 AM (v6JzV)

518
NBC News was caught red-handed pushing a FAKE photo of a baby with measles


It is high time for a national conversation about control of missiles in the hands of babies ...

Anyway.

Remember all the outrage 30 to 40 years ago about how Big Ag was heavily involved in the funding for the Sunday morning gab fests. Con-Agra, ADM, Monsanto, you name the firm and there they were advertising on the shows. And it was the lefties who were screaming loudest.

Now we have Big Pharma throwing wads of cash at not just the network talk shows, but also their news shows. And ... silence from the left.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 18, 2024 09:22 AM (xG4kz)

519
"keep going back and forth between "snicker, Russia can't even beat Ukraine"

Before Russia's latest invasion of Ukraine most of the world believed that Russia had the second best military on the planet.
Now we know that Russia has the second best military in Ukraine.

Posted by: Speller at November 18, 2024 09:23 AM (pSotA)

520 gLet me make my position perfectly clear. I don't give a rat's ass about the security of Europe, or any country in Europe. They're fucking rich. They tax the shit out of their people to pay for bullshit. They've badmouthed us since we saved their bacon the last century. If they're afraid of Russia then they can fucking pony up the cash, resources, and men to deal with Russia. It's not our problem.
-----------------
As I told my German LTC friend, if the Russia did pose a real threat to Western Europe, Germany would be buying and manufacturing a real air force, Toot Sweet. He laughed in agreement.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 09:23 AM (jFCkp)

521 Conservatives: Taxation is evil!

Also conservatives: We need to lock up people for decades for not paying their taxes!

Posted by: Who could they be? at November 18, 2024 09:23 AM (cGEut)

522 Disaster, I have somehow lost the top part of the RIO's TID panel. Since I am using PE for the displays, any little block of sheet plastic will do.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 09:16 AM (iU/IZ)

That's a huge bummer.

Odd anecdote: A lost piece is what got me into building model planes at a fairly high level.

I was 12 when Desert Storm kicked off (I know), and the F-117 entered public service. My dad got me a model of her, and when I was building the cockpit, the control stick flew off somewhere into the carpeting. I looked for about five minutes, and wanted to keep going. He told me noone but me would ever know it was missing, and if it wouldn't bother me, I could keep going.

I did keep going. Now, all these years later, it still bothers me, and I think about it during every build. I've got the 1/32 F-117 in my stash to ease my conscience.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at November 18, 2024 09:23 AM (aYubz)

523 If McConnell & Co won't accept Matt Gaetz as AG, Trump should have a backup nominee waiting in the wings.

I suggest John Eastman.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 18, 2024 08:44 AM (ZNCtk)

---------------

+1

And then Elaine Chao's bull ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Dems Haven't Been This Angry Since We Took Their Slaves Away! at November 18, 2024 09:23 AM (FpuhH)

524 >>BREAKING: Former VP Mike Pence Says He’s “Literally Praying” Trump Won’t Pardon January 6 Prisoners


That's an interesting prayer. Weird, actually.

Think he's become more politician than Christian.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2024 09:24 AM (u1uWe)

525 515
Yes,Trump is different. I just don’t want him giving ground to the democrats at our expense so he’ll be liked.
I’m willing to be pleasantly surprised.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 18, 2024 09:24 AM (jbnUc)

526 Think he's become more politician than Christian.

Think of Pence as a David French that likes his ladies without a penis.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 09:25 AM (oZhjI)

527 -----------------
As I told my German LTC friend, if the Russia did pose a real threat to Western Europe, Germany would be buying and manufacturing a real air force, Toot Sweet. He laughed in agreement.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 09:23 AM (jFCkp)

Great point.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 18, 2024 09:25 AM (ZNCtk)

528 524 >>BREAKING: Former VP Mike Pence Says He’s “Literally Praying” Trump Won’t Pardon January 6 Prisoners


I'm praying the opposite.

Posted by: Who could they be? at November 18, 2024 09:25 AM (cGEut)

529 The time has come to “clean up shop” in the Democratic Party, according to the radical progressive Justice Democrats movement, who are threatening to target entrenched Democrats in “deep blue” districts, citing failures of party leadership in 2024 and its alignment with billionaire donors, according to the left-wing magazine Salon.

The Justice Democrats, a progressive group known for backing insurgent primary challengers like radical “Squad” member Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, are planning to reignite their campaign against establishment Democrats ahead of the 2026 midterms, according to an interview with Salon published Sunday.

.. doubling down on stupid

Posted by: SMOD at November 18, 2024 09:25 AM (RHGPo)

530 "Winter Penis" is the next Captain America Movie by Disney/Marvel Studios.

Coming Soon to a theater near you!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 18, 2024 09:26 AM (eDfFs)

531 189 Given the evidence of the past 20 years it's difficult to make the case for Putin being good.

Maybe all the Polonium poisonings, falling out of windows and plane crashes were just bad luck.
Posted by: Auspex at November 18, 2024 08:10 AM (j4U/Z)

It's Binary thinking. "You MUST pick a side."

The Democrats hate him, therefore he must be good.

It seems like people forget that you can dislike both him AND Zelenskyy.

Posted by: XTC at November 18, 2024 09:26 AM (UnA8+)

532 Mike Pence?? Who?

Posted by: dantesed at November 18, 2024 09:27 AM (Oy/m2)

533 523 If McConnell & Co won't accept Matt Gaetz as AG, Trump should have a backup nominee waiting in the wings.

I suggest John Eastman.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 18, 2024 08:44 AM (ZNCtk)

---------------

+1

And then Elaine Chao's bull ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Dems Haven't Been This Angry Since We Took Their Slaves Away! at November 18, 2024 09:23 AM (FpuhH)

Trust me, the DOJ would happily take Gaetz over Eastman. It's like when Trump tapped Grenell to run DNI when the Senate wouldn't consider a suggestion from Trump. Weeks later, the Dems begged Trump to replace Ric.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 18, 2024 09:28 AM (ZNCtk)

534 BREAKING: Donald Trump (@realDonaldTrump) has surpassed Taylor Swift in followers to become the 8th most followed account on 𝕏

Posted by: SMOD at November 18, 2024 09:29 AM (RHGPo)

535 "Good" is relative.

You still remember Putin's alleged poisoning.

But how many drone strikes have American presidents ordered? How many drug rings and gun running operations? How many medical experiments did it run on its own citizens? How many of its own officials has it blackmailed or unalived? How many nations has it destabilized and caused civil war in?

To be righteously indignant, one of the prerequisites is that one must first be righteous.

Elsewise it's hypocritical pearl clutching.

Posted by: Who could they be? at November 18, 2024 09:30 AM (cGEut)

536 This what's going on in DC.

>>@DefiyantlyFree
·
>>11h
NBC is reporting that top FBI and DOJ officials have begun reaching out to criminal attorneys in anticipation of the incoming Trump administration.

>>The way these people are acting is such an admission of guilt. Hiring attorneys, moving money and planning to go to countries that

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 09:32 AM (LkLld)

537 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 18, 2024 08:57 AM (JCZqz)

Those quotes show what deep thinkers they are, not.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 18, 2024 09:33 AM (/lPRQ)

538 >>11h
NBC is reporting that top FBI and DOJ officials have begun reaching out to criminal attorneys in anticipation of the incoming Trump administration.

>>The way these people are acting is such an admission of guilt. Hiring attorneys, moving money and planning to go to countries that

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 09:32 AM (LkLld)

I don't understand. I have it on good authority that if you've done nothing wrong, you shouldn't be worried about a Government enema...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at November 18, 2024 09:34 AM (aYubz)

539 Mike P,

Too bad that water balloon didn't knock any sense into him.

Posted by: pawn at November 18, 2024 09:36 AM (QB+5g)

540 Let me make my position perfectly clear. I don't give a rat's ass about the security of Europe, or any country in Europe. They're fucking rich. They tax the shit out of their people to pay for bullshit. They've badmouthed us since we saved their bacon the last century. If they're afraid of Russia then they can fucking pony up the cash, resources, and men to deal with Russia. It's not our problem.

I nominate this guy as ambassador to NATO

Posted by: brak at November 18, 2024 09:37 AM (NGHTx)

541 Vmom,

Try this

https://tinyurl.com/yc35aexy

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 18, 2024 09:39 AM (gfViB)

542 Actually the world is fascinated by white guys.

They may hate that they are but they are.

Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 09:40 AM (fV+MH)

543 >>I nominate this guy as ambassador to NATO

Anecdote about fmr Sec of State Shultz: He'd meet with new hires and ask them to point to "their country" on a globe. They would inevitably point to their assigned country. Shultz would then point to the United States and gently remind them that this is your country.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2024 09:42 AM (u1uWe)

544 Elsewise it's hypocritical pearl clutching.
Posted by: Who could they be? at November 18, 2024 09:30 AM (cGEut)

You're mother's fond of pearl necklaces during Fleet Week.

Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 18, 2024 09:43 AM (RMjVS)

545 They were Trump dancing in the end zone all weekend in the NFL... did you see the SF game?

Posted by: Nova Local at November 18, 2024 07:43 AM

Yep, Detroit Lions, Tennessee Titans and Las Vegas Raiders players all did it. This after last weekend when Nick Bosa and San Francisco 49ers players did it. Not only is it being used as an end zone celebration after TDs, but it is being used as a celebration dance after sacks. Happening in college football games as well. Detroit Lions players even added the Trump golf swing prior to the dance.

X Videos: https://bit.ly/3YS24xG

Clay Travis @ClayTravis

The Trump dance is taking over sports. Pray for the left wing sports media who have spent the past eight years telling you Trump was Hitler. They have been utterly destroyed.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 18, 2024 09:48 AM (P5BPp)

546 Give it about six months--he'll be appreciated more than anyone thought possible.

Sad, true and predictable. Any opinion here that starts with "At least Carter" or "At least Clinton" should be stopped with a Batman/Robin slap. People just can't carry a grudge.

When the 'new Dems' show up, Obama will be rehabilitated.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at November 18, 2024 09:50 AM (zdLoL)

547 >>The Trump dance is taking over sports. Pray for the left wing sports media who have spent the past eight years telling you Trump was Hitler. They have been utterly destroyed.

The absolute best was Jon Johns speech and Trump dance after winning his UFC fight. Great speech and the dance was chef's kiss perfect.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 09:51 AM (LkLld)

548 Yep. Russia is the aggressor. Putin is bad. Beep boop beep.

If you ignore all of history, especially the part right up to the CIA and Hate Department overthrowing the legitimately elected government of Ukraine and replacing it with their war grifting puppet.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 18, 2024 07:33 AM (rHxhM)
==
Putin is a paranoid asshole who wishes to return the Soviet era physical security structure. He's paranoid for a good reason of course. The plains of Eastern Europe have been invaded and re-invaded forever. And he is shrinking, so it was worth the gamble. The reason why all the eastern states wanted to join NATO was exactly for this reason. For those of you who like to think history began in 2014, or that you even are reading it correctly, be my guest. I don't have any love for either side, and to the extent Russia breaks itself from being a global power due to this excursion, that's all the better.

Posted by: Black JEM at November 18, 2024 09:52 AM (GZYu7)

549 James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville 21h
If Keir Starmer had said before the election that he would remove the winter fuel allowance from millions of pensioners, add inheritance to family farms, council tax & energy price increases, raise university tuition fees, plaster mass-scale solar panels on thousands of acres of prime farmland despite huge local community objections, spaff £22bn of taxpayers’ money on carbon capture machines, give £3bn a year of taxpayers’ money to Ukraine, pledge a 20% cut in meat & dairy and get exposed for receiving over £100,000 worth of freebies - he almost certainly wouldn’t have won. He duped the electorate. An utterly shameless display of snake oil political salesmanship. And still he lectures all of us in that gratingly sanctimonious manner of his like we are all somehow the problem here.
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Starmer didn't dupe the electorate. He won b/c the Conservative party repeatedly screwed its constituents, they realized they were wasting their time voting, and they didn't bother to vote.
Uniparty Republicans here have been doing the same for years. They'd be foolish to assume the most recent election means it can't happen here.

Posted by: Evil Incarnate at November 18, 2024 09:53 AM (YrqgQ)

550 OutKick @Outkick

The Donald Trump tour has gone worldwide! Players from the English soccer club Barnsley hit the Trump dance after a goal.

X Video: https://bit.ly/3Od58iL

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 18, 2024 09:54 AM (P5BPp)

551 Armageddon III: This Time It's Personal

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 18, 2024 09:57 AM (aD39U)

552 224 It’s rather amazing that the deep state appears to hate Tulsi Gabbard even more than they hate Gaetz.
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Like Islam, punishment of apostates is far worse than punishment of those who were never believers.
Can't let them think they can leave the plantation.

Posted by: Evil Incarnate at November 18, 2024 09:58 AM (YrqgQ)

553 >>For those of you who like to think history began in 2014, or that you even are reading it correctly, be my guest. I don't have any love for either side, and to the extent Russia breaks itself from being a global power due to this excursion, that's all the better.

I don't think history began in 2014. And I don't think Russia is going to come out the loser in this war. And I'm pretty sure I'm reading it correctly.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 10:02 AM (LkLld)

554 You're mother's fond of pearl necklaces during Fleet Week.

Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 18, 2024 09:43 AM (RMjVS)



As is your father during the Folsom Street Fair, coomer.

Posted by: Who could they be? at November 18, 2024 10:11 AM (cGEut)

555 Wait -- seriously?!?

No. JJ is fake news, there is no Trump dance ban.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 18, 2024 10:15 AM (3cXfB)

556 I don't think history began in 2014. And I don't think Russia is going to come out the loser in this war. And I'm pretty sure I'm reading it correctly.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 10:02 AM (LkLld)
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Trick question - they are both going to come out the loser. No winners here. Both populations are in freefall and you just killed a bunch of young men, for those who didn't get out before the fighting started. Unless you go back to tribal polygamy - which I am sure the eastern churches would be all for - you can't begin to repopulate in strength. Their only advantage - the rest of eastern Europe sucks demographically as well. The winner is probably Turkey.

Posted by: Black JEM at November 18, 2024 10:17 AM (GZYu7)

557 >>Trick question - they are both going to come out the loser. No winners here.

But there are losers. And the biggest loser will be the American taxpayers just like we've been for decades.

Our bi-partisan foreign policy has been a disaster for decades. The neocon influence in DC coupled with the military industrial complex that basically owns many politicians has taken us from one failed military episode to another and all we get are dead and injured men and women, a world more hostile toward us and crushing debt.

The single biggest reason they tried to take Trump out with the Russia crap and then the Ukraine phone call crap is because they didn't want Trump to end their corruption and eventual war in Ukraine. And look what it got them. And us.

Putin is a murderous tyrant. So are the people who have been running this country.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2024 10:34 AM (LkLld)

558 Putin at least loves his country.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at November 18, 2024 10:54 AM (Z8Yh2)

559 A very late Good Morning, all, and thanks, J.J.

🙏 for all of the Horde in need and also for all of the Hamas hostages still being held.

Please don't let them be forgotten, too.





Posted by: L - Rooster today, feather duster tomorrow. But not w/o a fight. at November 18, 2024 12:04 PM (NFX2v)

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