Mid-Morning Art Thread

A Reconnaissance
Frederic Remington

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 A R T

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2024 09:30 AM (gbOdA)

2 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 21, 2024 09:30 AM (kgE5c)

3 Damn it!

*kicks rock*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 21, 2024 09:30 AM (kgE5c)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

5 The Train Robber.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

6 Instant Artist Recognition. The guy has it.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at November 21, 2024 09:31 AM (0I+GC)

7 So, I visited someone here yesterday evening and saw this familiar reprint on the wall:

https://post___.cc/23d8bjV5

And I came off to our host with all my knowledge as an art kindasewer.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 21, 2024 09:31 AM (CpG2S)

8 Looks like three horse's asses to me - butt what the hell do I know.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2024 09:31 AM (WXNFJ)

9 The MET

Title: A Reconnaissance

Artist: Frederic Remington (American, Canton, New York 1861–1909 Ridgefield, Connecticut)

Date: 1902

Culture: American

Medium: Oil on canvas

Dimensions: 27 1/4 × 40 in. (69.2 × 101.6 cm)
Framed: 39 × 52 in. (99.1 × 132.1 cm)

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2024 09:31 AM (gbOdA)

10 Painting: X-ray of Taylor Sheridan's head.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at November 21, 2024 09:32 AM (0I+GC)

11 oh I actually like this one.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 09:32 AM (CIS44)

12 https://postIMG.cc/23d8bjV5

And I came off to our host with all my knowledge as an art kindasewer.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 21, 2024 09:31 AM (CpG2S)

Corrected for utilization.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

13 Hmm...leaving some pretty obvious tracks there, guys. You need the new stealth horseshoes and boots.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 21, 2024 09:32 AM (kgE5c)

14 Who knew Remington had a night vision camera?

I kid, of course.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 21, 2024 09:32 AM (BHrzb)

15 Great Remington!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 21, 2024 09:33 AM (hOUT3)

16 Love it! Snow, night and stars, moonlight, an Indian guide (still on the horse), two US Cavalry soldiers doing a recon. Say, Tom Selleck, Sam Elliott, and A Martinez (that's his name, "A Martinez") as the Indian scout.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 21, 2024 09:33 AM (J2vNu)

17 They kilt the bear what bit Jim Bridgers ass.

Posted by: BignJames at November 21, 2024 09:33 AM (Yj6Os)

18 Winter is coming.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 21, 2024 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

19 https://post___.cc/23d8bjV5

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 21, 2024 09:31 AM (CpG2S)
-

Replace the underlines with the letters i m g (remove blanks, of course).

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 21, 2024 09:33 AM (CpG2S)

20 After 1900 Remington produced an evocative series of nocturnes that feature darkness as an essential narrative element. Rendered in a muted palette of blue, green, and brown, A Reconnaissance depicts three cavalry soldiers and their horses in a moonlit, snow-blanketed landscape.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2024 09:33 AM (gbOdA)

21 Remington!

I recently saw some of his work in person. So amazing. I really enjoyed it. Or maybe it was the setting. Or the folks I was with. Anyway, he imparts a sense of the West. The loneliness, solitude, wildness.

Thanks CBD!

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 21, 2024 09:34 AM (9txJW)

22
Excellent entry
would hang in the great hall of my country estate

Posted by: Don Black at November 21, 2024 09:34 AM (/7KEl)

23 Looking for a good site for the Winter Classic hockey game.

Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2024 09:34 AM (OguvZ)

24 Nice art but cold...brrr..

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at November 21, 2024 09:34 AM (DJ7uY)

25 After 1900 Remington produced an evocative series of nocturnes that feature darkness as an essential narrative element. Rendered in a muted palette of blue, green, and brown, A Reconnaissance depicts three cavalry soldiers and their horses in a moonlit, snow-blanketed landscape.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Cheap ass refused to buy bright colors.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 21, 2024 09:34 AM (C2k+d)

26 "and some say he's up there still"
Always liked Remington. Would hang

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 21, 2024 09:35 AM (/y7Fe)

27 Very, very nice. A lot to look at and appreciate in this work.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 21, 2024 09:35 AM (e3gPu)

28 Looks like three horse's asses to me - butt what the hell do I know.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2024 09:31 AM (WXNFJ)

Equinial Derierres would be a pretty cool band name

Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2024 09:35 AM (jgdZo)

29 A Reconnaissance

Two of those guys are going for 10 million steps before reaching Oregon.

Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2024 09:36 AM (xjAvD)

30 Nice art but cold...brrr..
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at November 21, 2024 09:34 AM (DJ7uY)

There must be some Toros in the atmosphere.

Posted by: Kirsten Dunst at November 21, 2024 09:37 AM (OguvZ)

31 True, the fellow on horseback has a U.S. Army style of coat with the buttons; he could be another regular soldier. On the other hand, the Indians often used elements of white people's clothing, especially in bad weather.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 21, 2024 09:37 AM (J2vNu)

32
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2024 09:37 AM (dxSpM)

33 After 1900 Remington produced an evocative series of nocturnes that feature darkness as an essential narrative element. . . .
Posted by: rhennigantx

Remington should have done like our fathers and grandfathers did by utilizing the blinding light bar mounted beneath the movie camera so as to have all subjects in front blinded, squinting and totally washed out. It would have looked good attached to his easel.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2024 09:38 AM (WXNFJ)

34 Looks like three horse's asses to me - butt what the hell do I know.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2024 09:31 AM (WXNFJ)

Equinial Derierres would be a pretty cool band name
Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2024 09:35 AM (jgdZo)

Especially if it was made up of congresscritters.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 21, 2024 09:39 AM (lUFok)

35 It's cold up in the high country and them fellers don't look to be too well prepared with nary a pack animal in sight. Hope it ain't fer to the fort.

Posted by: huerfano at November 21, 2024 09:39 AM (DKIGo)

36 Always hangable

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2024 09:39 AM (w/9xg)

37 He has "The Fall of the Cowboy"- two cowboys stopped by a fence in a snowy landscape- in his study. A great monotonal study. So cold...

Posted by: sal at November 21, 2024 09:39 AM (f+FmA)

38
I love the look of this painting -- folks out on a bright moonlit night.

A master work by an extremely skilled painter.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2024 09:39 AM (xG4kz)

39 Is the dude on the horse supposed to be holding the reins of the other two so they don't run off? He doesn't appear to be holding them.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 21, 2024 09:40 AM (5o8Ef)

40 The Met:

After 1900 Remington produced an evocative series of nocturnes that feature darkness as an essential narrative element. Rendered in a muted palette of blue, green, and brown, A Reconnaissance depicts three cavalry soldiers and their horses in a moonlit, snow-blanketed landscape. An officer and scout have ventured forth to a hillcrest to survey a distant tree line, alert to the possibility of confrontation. By turning the figures away from the viewer, Remington creates an aura of moody mystery and enhances the suspense of an uncertain outcome.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 21, 2024 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

41 No dog. Not art.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2024 09:37 AM (dxSpM)

I think horses should qualify.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

42 Always heard there were Four Horseman.

Posted by: It Ain't Hay! at November 21, 2024 09:40 AM (nS6qG)

43 Remington did a series of “night pictures”, they’re quite different from the usual western art we see. He liked playing with the lighting.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2024 09:40 AM (W6hoT)

44 Cold Dragoon holding 2 officers horses

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2024 09:40 AM (w/9xg)

45 Looking for a good site for the Winter Classic hockey game.
Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2024 09:34 AM (OguvZ)

Another example of what makes the NHL >>>>>>> all other leagues

Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2024 09:41 AM (jgdZo)

46 I have a soft spot for western art, and especially for Remington.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2024 09:41 AM (p0I4D)

47
I think horses should qualify.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

________

All right, then. Qualifiers:

Dog
Horse
Boobs
Train

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2024 09:42 AM (dxSpM)

48 CBD,
Thanks for the Remington. I love his work.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at November 21, 2024 09:42 AM (hzMYq)

49 Willowed:
@Puddleglum and his refurbished Dell

If the defective internal keyboard (and mouse) are fighting with the external keyboard, try disabling the internal--perhaps in Device Manager. For the Mouse, there is finer control, and I always select the option to disable the internal Mouse / touchpad if it detects an external mouse

Posted by: Old Toby at November 21, 2024 09:42 AM (SQ4Cd)

50 In OKC the Cowboy Museum has a bunch of his stuff including $5k to 10k authorized repos of the bronze pieces.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2024 09:42 AM (gbOdA)

51 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Those saddles gonna be cold when they mount up again. Clever me, I have seat warmers in my truck!
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2024 09:43 AM (W/lyH)

52 This one of my favorite Remington paintings. You can feel the cold, the light wind and the silence, perhaps broken by one of the horses. The stars showing against the deep night sky, the only real contrast in the image, enhances the cold and quiet. The bright moonlight allows the viewer to see enough detail, bringing out shadows in the snow, but doesn't clash with the soft blues, greens and grays of the scene. It is hugely effective and evocative.

Posted by: JTB at November 21, 2024 09:43 AM (yTvNw)

53 That could also be George Peppard and Henry Fonda from How the West Was Won, with Ricardo Montalban from Cheyenne Autumn on the horse. (Yeah, I watch a lot of Westerns.)

The standing soldier on the left: His hat looks closer to regulation, while the one on the right seems to have a hat that's been weathered a lot and serves only to keep sun, rain, and snow off of his face. He could thus be a scout, Indian or white, while the one on the horse could be another recruit.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 21, 2024 09:43 AM (J2vNu)

54
Another example of what makes the NHL >>>>>>> all other leagues
Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2024 09:41 AM (jgdZo)

_______

Thought they sold out the Big House for one of those games.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2024 09:43 AM (dxSpM)

55
All right, then. Qualifiers:

Dog
Horse
Boobs
Train
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2024 09:42 AM (dxSpM)

I can appreciate this list.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

56 Respect the 100

Posted by: Don Black at November 21, 2024 09:43 AM (/7KEl)

57 51 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Those saddles gonna be cold when they mount up again. Clever me, I have seat warmers in my truck!
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2024 09:43 AM (W/lyH)

Ass Master

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2024 09:44 AM (gbOdA)

58 6 Instant Artist Recognition. The guy has it.
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice

We've seen plenty of other Western-themed paintings that look like Remingtons. His style isn't THAT unique...

Posted by: Norman Rockwell, Gustav Klimt, Pablo Picasso at November 21, 2024 09:44 AM (ycI94)

59
Always heard there were Four Horseman.
Posted by: It Ain't Hay!

The fourth Horseman trailing behind these three a little distance. Call of nature and all that.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2024 09:44 AM (xG4kz)

60 >> Is the dude on the horse supposed to be holding the reins of the other two so they don't run off? He doesn't appear to be holding them.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 21, 2024 09:40 AM

Where would they go?

Posted by: huerfano at November 21, 2024 09:44 AM (DKIGo)

61 They're out there looking for Vivek, who promised to take a lot of scalps.

Posted by: Roy at November 21, 2024 09:45 AM (z+ik4)

62 Looking for a good site for the Winter Classic hockey game.
Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2024 09:34 AM (OguvZ)

Another example of what makes the NHL >>>>>>> all other leagues
Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2024 09:41 AM (jgdZo)

Correct. They need to limit it to two games a season to keep them special.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 21, 2024 09:45 AM (uMcUV)

63 On view at The Met Fifth Avenue in Gallery 765

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2024 09:45 AM (gbOdA)

64 There's a Remington work which is just a solitary Indian on horseback called "The Scout" which has similar lighting and theme

https://tinyurl.com/2baxbv5p

Posted by: Don Black at November 21, 2024 09:46 AM (/7KEl)

65 Thought they sold out the Big House for one of those games.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2024 09:43 AM (dxSpM)

They packed the Cotton Bowl in DALLAS for one of those games.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

66
Drei Mäner Im Schnee - a limerick

There once was a trooper named Moe
Who was writing his name in the snow
The sergeannt said "Gee whiz!
The urine is his,
But the handwriting looks more like Joe's

Posted by: muldoon at November 21, 2024 09:46 AM (991eG)

67
This reminds me of "Wind River", particularly the opening scene of the young Native American woman running barefoot in the snow ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2024 09:47 AM (xG4kz)

68 Looking for a good site for the Winter Classic hockey game.
Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2024 09:34 AM (OguvZ)

Another example of what makes the NHL >>>>>>> all other leagues
Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2024 09:41 AM (jgdZo)

Correct. They need to limit it to two games a season to keep them special.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 21, 2024 09:45 AM (uMcUV)

If they don't do one in Surprise, FL than it's all a sham!

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 09:47 AM (CIS44)

69 Close but no dog

Posted by: 42 at November 21, 2024 09:47 AM (Vu7A1)

70 This reminds me of "Wind River", particularly the opening scene of the young Native American woman running barefoot in the snow ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2024 09:47 AM (xG4kz)

Criminally underrated flick.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 09:47 AM (CIS44)

71 Perhaps it's the frustrated fiction writer in me, but after enjoying this lovely painting I immediately started thinking of the story that brought the men there and what the two men standing were saying, quietly, to each other.

Posted by: JTB at November 21, 2024 09:47 AM (yTvNw)

72 It’s “a reconnaissance”. Travel light. Travel fast. And return by morning with your observations.

Posted by: Isaac F*ing Newton at November 21, 2024 09:48 AM (olroh)

73 It was a dark and snowy night

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2024 09:48 AM (gbOdA)

74 Drei Mäner Im Schnee - a limerick

There once was a trooper named Moe
Who was writing his name in the snow
The sergeannt said "Gee whiz!
The urine is his,
But the handwriting looks more like Joe's
Posted by: muldoon at November 21, 2024 09:46 AM (991eG)

Urine rare form today!

Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2024 09:48 AM (jgdZo)

75 Ottomans and snipers

Posted by: CTSPURSMAN at November 21, 2024 09:49 AM (Uy2Lz)

76
If they don't do one in Surprise, FL than it's all a sham!
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 09:47 AM (CIS44)

Using the weather machine to create a climate there would destroy the orange crop. What would the Duke's do THEN?!?

WHERE'S BEAKS!!!?????

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

77 Or BEEKS!!!!???

Whichever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

78 Recon 101:
Dude standing on hill... "what do you think?"
Other dude on hill... "yup... them are trees."

Dude on horse... "my ass is sore, hurry up."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 21, 2024 09:50 AM (Q4IgG)

79 I notice there is a set of footprints going back to the easel. That proves this was a "live" painting!

Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2024 09:50 AM (U7Cio)

80 Etymology
French, literally, recognition, from Middle French reconoissance, from Old French reconoistre to recognize

First Known Use
1779, in the meaning defined above

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2024 09:50 AM (gbOdA)

81 If they don't do one in Surprise, FL than it's all a sham!
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 09:47 AM (CIS44)

Dallas is always a great option.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 21, 2024 09:51 AM (uMcUV)

82 Must be a full moon, look how dark the shadows are while the sky is full of stars.

I've always enjoyed Remington. As American as apple pie.

Posted by: The Prisoner at November 21, 2024 09:51 AM (DRsDi)

83 Did you know?

"Reconnaissance is a noun that means the act of reconnoitering, while reconnoiter is a verb that means to engage in reconnaissance."

Reconnoiter is an underused word, in my opinion.

"Reconnoitering the Rim" is the title of Season 1, Episode 3 of Deadwood.

Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2024 09:53 AM (jgdZo)

84 1902
November 16 – A newspaper cartoon depicting U.S. President "Teddy" Roosevelt refusing to shoot a bear cub inspires creation of the first teddy bear by Morris Michtom in New York City.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2024 09:53 AM (gbOdA)

85 Excellecent work CBD. I’m a big fan of American Western art. Nostalgia for our not so distant past.

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 21, 2024 09:53 AM (4AGn/)

86 No idea why, but after looking at this painting I started to wonder what Frank Frazetta would have done this scene. Maybe it's the way the musculature and coats of the horses are depicted and the subtle use of moonlit shadows in the snow. Just a random thought that came to me.

Posted by: JTB at November 21, 2024 09:54 AM (yTvNw)

87 "Reconnoitering the Rim"

Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2024 09:53 AM (jgdZo)

What's THAT an euphemism for?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)

88
The conversation we're not supposed to hear are those two exchanging Chuck Norris jokes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2024 09:54 AM (xG4kz)

89 Excellecent work CBD. I’m a big fan of American Western art. Nostalgia for our not so distant past.
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 21, 2024 09:53 AM (4AGn/)

Isn't that your every day during the winter now?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)

90 Reconnoiter is an underused word, in my opinion.

No Reconnoitering and No Skateboarding!

Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2024 09:55 AM (U7Cio)

91
No idea why, but after looking at this painting I started to wonder what Frank Frazetta would have done this scene.

________

Big boobed redhead wearing a fur coat and nothing else.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2024 09:55 AM (dxSpM)

92 Would hang, along with ANY other ones of his.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at November 21, 2024 09:55 AM (hKoQL)

93 23 Looking for a good site for the Winter Classic hockey game.
Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2024 09:34 AM (OguvZ)

Maybe they should look at Mystery, Alaska.

Posted by: The Prisoner at November 21, 2024 09:55 AM (DRsDi)

94 The conversation we're not supposed to hear are those two exchanging Chuck Norris jokes.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2024 09:54 AM (xG4kz)

In Chuck Norris's world, Chuck Norris makes jokes about YOU.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

95 What's THAT an euphemism for?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)

Rim Job>>Rim Shot>>Reconnoitering the Rim

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2024 09:55 AM (gbOdA)

96
The trees in the tree line and the low scrub are perfectly rendered as featureless shapes, exactly as they would appear in full moonlight.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2024 09:56 AM (xG4kz)

97
Maybe they should look at Mystery, Alaska.
Posted by: The Prisoner at November 21, 2024 09:55 AM (DRsDi)

Wasn't there a movie already about that? Screw that....keep that up and we'll be spared to death with another Mighty Ducks team.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)

98 would hang in the great hall of my country estate
Posted by: Don Black

**********

Don't hang it over the fireplace, the heat will make that snow start to melt and there will soon be a large puddle on the hearth. Could damage the bearskin rug.

Posted by: muldoon at November 21, 2024 09:56 AM (991eG)

99 I have that Remington print & a few others, got them from collecting Marlboro cigarette labels back in the 70s. On the show Matlock he has one hanging on the wall in his office. I believe it's called The Scout.

Posted by: Bob at November 21, 2024 09:57 AM (YiqZD)

100
Rim Job>>Rim Shot>>Reconnoitering the Rim
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2024 09:55 AM (gbOdA)

The Horde rarely disappoints.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)

101 I started to wonder what Frank Frazetta would have done this scene.

He would have put a random Batman logo on one of the subjects, like he did with the Thuvia/Chessmen of Mars book club edition?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 21, 2024 09:57 AM (olroh)

102 Star Trek.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 09:57 AM (fV+MH)

103
Looking for a good site for the Winter Classic hockey game.
Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2024 09:34 AM (OguvZ)

Yellowknife, NWT, Canada.

Play it on the frozen over lake. Natural ice, a uniquely different playing surface.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2024 09:58 AM (xG4kz)

104 42 Always heard there were Four Horseman.
Posted by: It Ain't Hay! at November 21, 2024 09:40 AM (nS6qG)

This isn't the actual apocalypse, just A Reconnaissance.

Posted by: The Prisoner at November 21, 2024 09:58 AM (DRsDi)

105 There once was a trooper named Moe
Who was writing his name in the snow
The sergeannt said "Gee whiz!
The urine is his,
But the handwriting looks more like Joe's
Posted by: muldoon at November 21, 2024
*
Urine rare form today!
Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2024

***
Urea treasure, Muldoon

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 21, 2024 09:59 AM (J2vNu)

106 Star Trek.
Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 09:57 AM (fV+MH)

Ugh....nothing says out of touch elitism like stating you have no idea how Kumswala lost the election because the economy is soooooooo great. Meanwhile, average human is suffering mightily as everything in their daily lives is 80 to 100%+ more expensive than it was 4 years ago......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

107 "Reconnoitering the Rim"

Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2024 09:53 AM (jgdZo)

What's THAT an euphemism for?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)

I guess "Tickling the Taint" would have been too much

Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2024 10:00 AM (jgdZo)

108 42 Always heard there were Four Horseman.
Posted by: It Ain't Hay! at November 21, 2024 09:40 AM (nS6qG)

Jim, Jack, Johnny and Jose.

Posted by: Roy at November 21, 2024 10:00 AM (z+ik4)

109 "Yellowknife, NWT, Canada.
"

There would be, like 57 mine workers there.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 10:00 AM (fV+MH)

110 *
Urine rare form today!
Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2024

***
Urea treasure, Muldoon
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 21, 2024 09:59 AM (J2vNu)

Quite tha pissah!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

111
Then what's a "connaissance"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2024 10:00 AM (xG4kz)

112 The conversation we're not supposed to hear are those two exchanging Chuck Norris jokes.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2024

***
Or they're reminiscing about Big Hannah at Kate's Place in Denver.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 21, 2024 10:00 AM (J2vNu)

113 I saw Tickling the Taint open for Pussy Riot at Moscow Prison in 2017.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)

114 OK 100

Willowed because I thought it was just so damn clever:

>The UK parliament is going to "summon" Elon to appear before a hearing on the riots.
---

The UK parliament can Guy Fawkes itself

Posted by: Don Black at November 21, 2024 10:01 AM (/7KEl)

115 Willowed:

My ex-gf said she was proud of me for knowing what an antiproton was. Did I get a bj out of it? NOOOOOOO! Talk's easy.
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice

She's not going to give you a beejer for watching Star Trek.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrixBopWtBc

Posted by: SFGoth at November 21, 2024 10:02 AM (KAi1n)

116 Screw Yellow #5. You want something yellow, just add the slightest bit of turmeric.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)

117 Two chestnuts and a gray.

And then there are the horses.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 21, 2024 10:02 AM (J2vNu)

118 Drei Männer Im Schnee

Dang finicky 'N' key!

Posted by: muldoon at November 21, 2024 10:02 AM (991eG)

119 Willowed:

****

Someone hired a con man fresh out of prison to claim Gaetz was engaged in human trafficking. Even the FBI looked at it and claimed it was bullshit.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 21, 2024 09:28 AM (oZhjI)

***

Not quite. It was big news here locally in FL-01 when it all came about.

No one hired the con man, Joel Greenberg, and he was not "fresh out of prison" when he made the allegations against Gaetz. He was under federal indictment on a whole list of charges and was out on bond awaiting trial.

Looking for a reduced sentence, he entered into a plea deal with federal prosecutors by agreeing to provide information about Gaetz to the FBI.

As you correctly stated, the FBI closed its investigation when it determined that Greenberg (and the one chick who supposedly corroborated Greenberg's allegations against Gaetz) to be unreliable.

And by "unreliable" they meant "would be totally destroyed on the witness stand by Gaetz's counsel if a case were made and proceeded to trial."

Posted by: one hour sober at November 21, 2024 10:02 AM (Y1sOo)

120 "Ugh....nothing says out of touch elitism like stating you have no idea how Kumswala lost the election because the economy is soooooooo great. Meanwhile, average human is suffering mightily as everything in their daily lives is 80 to 100%+ more expensive than it was 4 years ago......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer"

Tell me you hate Wesley Crusher without telling me you hate Wesley Crusher.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 10:02 AM (fV+MH)

121 "The UK parliament is going to "summon" Elon to appear before a hearing on the riots."

They're going to rub an old chamber pot and expect him to slither out?

Posted by: SFGoth at November 21, 2024 10:02 AM (KAi1n)

122 Rain started about an hour ago, light but continuous. Other than two minute showers, first rain since mid August.

Posted by: From about That Time at November 21, 2024 10:03 AM (4780s)

123 Willowed because I thought it was just so damn clever:

>The UK parliament is going to "summon" Elon to appear before a hearing on the riots.
---

The UK parliament can Guy Fawkes itself

Posted by: Don Black at November 21, 2024 10:01 AM (/7KEl)

Elon has already responded by summoning the British Parliament to come to the US and explain why they're harassing a US Citizen for things happening in the UK.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

124
Tell me you hate Wesley Crusher without telling me you hate Wesley Crusher.
Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 10:02 AM (fV+MH)

Well, most of them can EABOD, honestly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

125 I saw Tickling the Taint open for Pussy Riot at Moscow Prison in 2017.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)

You (sorta kinda) asked for it...
https://youtu.be/WRW6Qtj7ZZM

Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2024 10:04 AM (jgdZo)

126
"connaissance" is frog talk.

Translates as "knowledge, acquaintance, or consciousness"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2024 10:04 AM (xG4kz)

127 Horses and Trees -- definitely art.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 21, 2024 10:04 AM (Da7Vv)

128 Looking for a reduced sentence, he entered into a plea deal with federal prosecutors by agreeing to provide information about Gaetz to the FBI.

As you correctly stated, the FBI closed its investigation when it determined that Greenberg (and the one chick who supposedly corroborated Greenberg's allegations against Gaetz) to be unreliable.

And by "unreliable" they meant "would be totally destroyed on the witness stand by Gaetz's counsel if a case were made and proceeded to trial."

Posted by: one hour sober

Why weren't they arrested fir lying to an fbi agent?
Like we would be.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 21, 2024 10:05 AM (C2k+d)

129
Jaguar genius?

What if Jaguar punked us all and got everyone talking about them, to perhaps later reveal their new models?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 21, 2024 10:05 AM (PEpMf)

130 I've always enjoyed Remington. As American as apple pie.
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Not to be picky, but Pecan Pie is much moar American than Apple Pie. Just sayin.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 21, 2024 10:05 AM (jFCkp)

131 The UK parliament is going to "summon" Elon to appear before a hearing on the riots."

What riots are they referring to? Farmers demanding their rights?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2024 10:05 AM (KG1Yn)

132 I just summoned the UK parliament to Boffa.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 10:06 AM (fV+MH)

133 You (sorta kinda) asked for it...
https://youtu.be/WRW6Qtj7ZZM
Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2024 10:04 AM (jgdZo)

Take it to the bridge.

Throw it overboard.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)

134 Elon has already responded by summoning the British Parliament to come to the US and explain why they're harassing a US Citizen for things happening in the UK.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

Just go and answer every question with "1776 Assholes"

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 10:06 AM (CIS44)

135 131 The UK parliament is going to "summon" Elon to appear before a hearing on the riots."

What riots are they referring to? Farmers demanding their rights?
----------------
Maybe its the Yids v Judan Soccer Riots?

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 21, 2024 10:06 AM (jFCkp)

136
Just go and answer every question with "1776 Assholes"
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 10:06 AM (CIS44)

"America was founded because you suck ass......."

*drops mic*

*saunters off*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

137 What riots are they referring to? Farmers demanding their rights?
----------------
Maybe its the Yids v Judan Soccer Riots?
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 21, 2024 10:06 AM (jFCkp)

I'm looking forward to the Muzzies v ND Fans riots in Belfast.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 10:07 AM (CIS44)

138 Take it to the bridge.

Throw it overboard.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)

Now THAT'S an earworm!! Love that song!

Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2024 10:07 AM (jgdZo)

139
The UK parliament is going to "summon" Elon to appear before a hearing on the riots.

Elon to UK parliament: "Wipe your own asses -- I got a planet to get to."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2024 10:08 AM (xG4kz)

140
What would be hilarious is if Jaguar goes electric.

Because NO ONE would ever buy nor trust an electric car made by Jaguar, with their long history of mechanical and electrical problems.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 21, 2024 10:08 AM (PEpMf)

141 Just go and answer every question with "1776 Assholes"
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024

***
"How many A-holes, again?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 21, 2024 10:08 AM (J2vNu)

142 "Then what's a "connaissance"?"

A fake French word that I can actually pronounce.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 10:08 AM (fV+MH)

143 Then what's a "connaissance"?

A knowing, or being acquainted with. From common verb in both French and Italian, and probably other Romance languages. Connaître, conoscere.

(Did you want to talk about the weather or were you just making chitchat?)

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 21, 2024 10:08 AM (olroh)

144 "How many A-holes, again?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 21, 2024 10:08 AM (J2vNu)

How many people in Parliament?

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 10:08 AM (CIS44)

145 I see the International Criminal Court has issued an arrest warrant for Netanyahu. We can walk the streets safely once more.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 21, 2024 10:09 AM (L/fGl)

146 "America was founded because you suck ass......."

*drops mic*

*saunters off*
Posted by: Sponge
__________

We left this England place because it was bogus.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 21, 2024 10:09 AM (5o8Ef)

147 You can't spell reconnaissance without renaissance.

Posted by: muldoon at November 21, 2024 10:09 AM (991eG)

148 "Stardate: The Year of Our Lord, 1776. The British are given the mighty High Hard One and sent back to their monarchial shithole one final time....."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)

149 144 "How many A-holes, again?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 21, 2024 10:08 AM (J2vNu)

How many people in Parliament?
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 10:08 AM (CIS44)

Double that, because every asshole has another.

Posted by: Roy at November 21, 2024 10:10 AM (z+ik4)

150 Posted by: Pudinhead at November 21, 2024 10:06 AM (jFCkp)

Why would Elon Musk have anything to do with either actually, although I'm assuming he is not in favor of anti semetic goons, or the government wanting to take the land of farmers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2024 10:10 AM (KG1Yn)

151 Most Americans don't know the enmity between the English and Dutch. Its been going on for a long, long time.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 21, 2024 10:10 AM (jFCkp)

152 What would be hilarious is if Jaguar goes electric.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 21, 2024 10:08 AM (PEpMf)

That's exactly what they're doing. They're also trying to go really upscale and compete with Rolls and Bentley instead of BMW and Audi.

I guess bizarre nonsensical advertising works in that arena.

Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2024 10:10 AM (OguvZ)

153 An ICBM! A fu*king ICBM!!!
Who the FU*K is in charge in DC????

Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2024 10:10 AM (W/lyH)

154
We left this England place because it was bogus.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 21, 2024 10:09 AM (5o8Ef)

And they said, "Hey. If they're gonna be bogus, then we'll just go an be bogus ourselves!"

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at November 21, 2024 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)

155 151 Most Americans don't know the enmity between the English and Dutch. Its been going on for a long, long time.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 21, 2024 10:10 AM (jFCkp)

Because nearly all Americans don't give a shit.

Posted by: Roy at November 21, 2024 10:11 AM (z+ik4)

156 Elon has already responded by summoning the British Parliament to come to the US and explain why they're harassing a US Citizen for things happening in the UK.
Posted by: Sponge

Turn off the Starlink satellites over the UK for 72 hours.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 21, 2024 10:11 AM (C2k+d)

157 150 Posted by: Pudinhead at November 21, 2024 10:06 AM (jFCkp)

Why would Elon Musk have anything to do with either actually, although I'm assuming he is not in favor of anti semetic goons, or the government wanting to take the land of farmers.
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My guess is Blackrock bought Britain somehow.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 21, 2024 10:11 AM (jFCkp)

158 Got to leave in a bit to deposit a check for work. Yes, we still use checks now and then in the 21st Century.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 21, 2024 10:11 AM (J2vNu)

159

Could be a frame from a lost Clint Eastwood movie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2024 10:11 AM (x0n13)

160 We left this England place because it was bogus.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 21, 2024 10:09 AM (5o8Ef)

And they said, "Hey. If they're gonna be bogus, then we'll just go an be bogus ourselves!"
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at November 21, 2024 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)

Which is why Jefferson said we need some cool rules PRONTO!

Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2024 10:12 AM (jgdZo)

161 Schadenboner status - Day 16: turgid

Posted by: Roy at November 21, 2024 10:12 AM (z+ik4)

162 Could be a frame from a lost Clint Eastwood movie.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2024 10:11 AM (x0n13)

"HEY PREACHER!!!"

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at November 21, 2024 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

163 155 151 Most Americans don't know the enmity between the English and Dutch. Its been going on for a long, long time.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 21, 2024 10:10 AM (jFCkp)

Because nearly all Americans don't give a shit.
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Cast your gaze on Governor Hochul.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 21, 2024 10:12 AM (jFCkp)

164 Crap......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

165 Jaguar has an electric SUV doesn't it? the e-pace I think it's called.

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at November 21, 2024 10:12 AM (DJ7uY)

166 144 "How many A-holes, again?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 21, 2024 10:08 AM (J2vNu)

How many people in Parliament?
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 10:08 AM (CIS44)

Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2024 10:13 AM (x0n13)

167 Could be a frame from a lost Clint Eastwood movie.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2024 10:11 AM (x0n13)

The Cold, the Chilled and the Icy.

Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2024 10:13 AM (OguvZ)

168 What riots are they referring to? Farmers demanding their rights?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2024 10:05 AM (KG1Yn)

The ones after the nice "British citizen" who was totally not a terrorist stabbed a bunch of little girls.

Posted by: Scarymary at November 21, 2024 10:13 AM (t8a1K)

169 Jaguar has an electric SUV doesn't it? the e-pace I think it's called.
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at November 21, 2024 10:12 AM (DJ7uY)

A stupid name for a stupid POS, but I don't think that's and EV, only an SUV with a gas engine.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)

170 The Vigilant Fox @VigilantFox
HOLY SMOKES: Bill O'Reilly reveals Comcast wants to throw MSNBC “overboard” because their hateful rhetoric is tanking NBC's views.
“They're not putting anything into MSNBC. They want to sell it... You can get MSNBC for nothing.”
The next show on the media chopping block is ABC's The View.
“ABC News is going to have to cut ties with The View.” O'Reilly revealed, leaving Chris Cuomo and Stephen A. speechless as they listened to his every word.
“And you saw that today or yesterday when Sonny Hostin had to read a legal statement in the middle of a segment. The lawyers got in Whoopi Goldberg's ear and said, ‘We're bringing a statement in on a teleprompter.’ She reads it. So it is over for these far-left networks. Done. Never coming back. Dracula's stake in the heart.”

-
From O'Reilly's bloviating to God's ear.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 21, 2024 10:14 AM (L/fGl)

171 Who the FU*K is in charge in DC????

Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2024 10:10 AM (W/lyH)

The equivalent of a bunch of college sophomores sitting around a dorm room, smoking dope and solving the world's problems.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 21, 2024 10:14 AM (d9fT1)

172 What would be hilarious is if Jaguar goes electric.

Because NO ONE would ever buy nor trust an electric car made by Jaguar, with their long history of mechanical and electrical problems.

Posted by: Soothsayer

But it's green AND queer!! We just have to support them to send a message!

Posted by: Cites and States with Dem government at November 21, 2024 10:14 AM (ycI94)

173 Sadiq Kahn will forever be Mayor of London. That country is done.

They will be full muslham in the next decade.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)

174
Jaguar has an electric SUV doesn't it? the e-pace I think it's called.
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at November 21, 2024 10:12 AM (DJ7uY)

They called it that because you'll spend most of your life pacing to work after the electrics short out rather than driving.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 21, 2024 10:15 AM (+uHnC)

175 Posted by: Scarymary at November 21, 2024 10:13 AM (t8a1K)

Thanks. Why would Elon have to do that unless. I guess , they're suggesting Twitter be shut down.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2024 10:15 AM (vVgPo)

176 We don't give a shit about the enmity between England and the Dutch because we don't know about it and because WTF?

Didn't they have a naval battle like 500 years ago?

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 10:15 AM (fV+MH)

177
The equivalent of a bunch of college sophomores sitting around a dorm room, smoking dope and solving the world's problems.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 21, 2024 10:14 AM (d9fT1)

*insert That 70's Show basement scene here*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)

178 If you wish to see for yourself what a piece of shit Joel Greenberg is, just go to Wikipedia and read the entry, "Joel Greenberg (politician).

Posted by: one hour sober at November 21, 2024 10:15 AM (Y1sOo)

179 My first thought was Vic would have liked this one. I think Remington was one of his favorites.

Posted by: old chick at November 21, 2024 10:16 AM (F3Dlr)

180 Or rather "X" be shut down.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2024 10:16 AM (vVgPo)

181 Is Obama still hiding out in Africa?

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 21, 2024 10:16 AM (jFCkp)

182 ABC News is going to have to cut ties with The View.” O'Reilly revealed, leaving Chris Cuomo and Stephen A. speechless as they listened to his every word.

I hope this is true, but you know O'Reilly... he likes to flap his yap a lot

Posted by: kallisto at November 21, 2024 10:16 AM (dCxaZ)

183 Schadenboner status - Day 16: turgid
Posted by: Roy at November 21, 2024 10:12 AM (z+ik4)

As I opined 2 weeks ago...

Schadenboner - you admire at home.
Gloatenboner - you proudly display it publicly.

I think we're in Gloatenboner times now.

Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2024 10:16 AM (jgdZo)

184 According to Wiki, the UK Parliament has 1456 members -- 806 in the House of Lords, and 650 in the House of Commons. Makes our total of 535 sound small.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 21, 2024 10:16 AM (J2vNu)

185 ABC News is going to have to cut ties with The View.” O'Reilly revealed, leaving Chris Cuomo and Stephen A. speechless as they listened to his every word.

I hope this is true, but you know O'Reilly... he likes to flap his yap a lot
Posted by: kallisto at November 21, 2024 10:16 AM (dCxaZ)

I thought The View was already in it's declared final season.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

186 Most Americans don't know the enmity between the English and Dutch. Its been going on for a long, long time.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 21, 2024 10:10 AM (jFCkp)

Because nearly all Americans don't give a shit.
Posted by: Roy at November 21, 2024 10:11 AM (z+ik4)

Although Congress is considering approving several billion dollars in military aid to both side in the hopes they'll start shooting each other.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 21, 2024 10:17 AM (ExV1e)

187 I actually do give quite a bit of a fuck about the British people who are being subjugated by these royal fucks.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 10:17 AM (fV+MH)

188 And the best Dutch admiral was Trump.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 21, 2024 10:17 AM (5o8Ef)

189 Most Americans don't know the enmity between the English and Dutch.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 21, 2024 10:10 AM (jFCkp)

We learned about this from Austin Powers' dad.

Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2024 10:18 AM (OguvZ)

190 Jaguar has an electric SUV doesn't it? the e-pace I think it's called.
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder

I thought it was called "The Brick"?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 21, 2024 10:18 AM (C2k+d)

191 176 We don't give a shit about the enmity between England and the Dutch because we don't know about it and because WTF?

Didn't they have a naval battle like 500 years ago?
Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 10:15 AM (fV+MH)

New York used to be New AMSTERDAM.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2024 10:19 AM (x0n13)

192 Haven't seen any mention of Charley Russell.

Posted by: BignJames at November 21, 2024 10:19 AM (Yj6Os)

193 Got to leave in a bit to deposit a check for work. Yes, we still use checks now and then in the 21st Century.

I hate checks only slightly less than I hate automatic checking account bill paying.

“Hey, we’ve got this ridiculously insecure system that allows anyone who sees this piece of paper to withdraw any arbitrary sum from a checking account. How can we improve on that?”

“What if we were to take the same information and store it in plain text on networked computers, so that anyone with access to the network anywhere in the world can withdraw an arbitrary sum from the account?”

“…”

“And to make it easier we’ll only use minimal security and make sure even that’s easily overridden using public information and a phone call or email.”

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 21, 2024 10:19 AM (olroh)

194 Love this painting...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2024 10:19 AM (IyPmt)

195 Jaguar called their SUV the E-Pace in an effort to fool the public they were building machines like they did with the E-Type, instead of the horrific trash they'd been building ever since.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)

196 An ICBM! A fu*king ICBM!!!
Who the FU*K is in charge in DC????
Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2024 10:10 AM (W/lyH)

I haven't ruled out the possibility, since some of these people believe they will be charged for crimes against humanity, they might as well go all the way.

People always ask, "Will Pootin fire a nook?"

I think we should ask the same question of American foreign policy and "intelligence" community. They may actually WANT to end the world. Why the hell not, what do they care.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2024 10:19 AM (dGCAG)

197 176 We don't give a shit about the enmity between England and the Dutch because we don't know about it and because WTF?

Didn't they have a naval battle like 500 years ago?
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They had four wars, and then one with the French. The Dutch Republic upset the Aristos. Somehow the Dutch lost one and ceded New Amsterdam aka New York. In return, they were awarded Surinam.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 21, 2024 10:20 AM (jFCkp)

198 Most Americans don't know the enmity between the English and Dutch. Its been going on for a long, long time.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 21, 2024 10:10 AM (jFCkp)

Because nearly all Americans don't give a shit.
Posted by: Roy at November 21, 2024 10:11 AM (z+ik4)

Although Congress is considering approving several billion dollars in military aid to both side in the hopes they'll start shooting each other.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Lend-Lease Act. Send them a couple of 1903's and a box of 30-06.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 21, 2024 10:20 AM (C2k+d)

199 Best Dutch Admiral?

Doorman. Dutch East Indies. Until Baedong Strait.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2024 10:20 AM (GcFhi)

200 I mean it's just a matter of days for MSNBC and the View to be gone.

Bill O'Reilly isn't some kind of Nostradamus.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 10:20 AM (fV+MH)

201 And the best Dutch admiral was Trump.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 21, 2024 10:17 AM (5o8Ef)

Truth! That famous artist Deez Nutz painted him!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

202 Didn't they have a naval battle like 500 years ago?
----------------
Mostly in 1600s.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 21, 2024 10:20 AM (jFCkp)

203 I think we're in Gloatenboner times now.
Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2024 10:16 AM (jgdZo)

You still hanging your washcloth off of yours?

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 10:20 AM (CIS44)

204 New York used to be New AMSTERDAM.

====

Why they changed it, I can't say

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 21, 2024 10:20 AM (vo5Q8)

205 Snow Woke as you've never seen her!

https://is.gd/dQh2ju

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 21, 2024 10:20 AM (L/fGl)

206 New York used to be New AMSTERDAM.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 21, 2024 10:19 AM (x0n13)

Why'd they change it? I can't say!

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2024 10:21 AM (dGCAG)

207 >Who the FU*K is in charge in DC????

----

well, Kammie's in Hawaii, self-medicating with wine
Joe is pretty much out of it

so

good question

Posted by: Don Black at November 21, 2024 10:21 AM (/7KEl)

208 I was talking to a lib yesterday who doesn't know I'm based.

She told me "stupid people" elected Trump. And also that they bought "the lies about the economy". She said the economy is amazing.

Also it's not fair that Kamala was blamed for what this administration did because "the vice president has no power".

I didn't argue because I had to pretend to nod along, but it was fun to listen to. Same person told me back in April that Biden's condition was fantastic and he was sharper than ever. I said they were going to replace him with Harris and she said no way there's no reason to.

Posted by: ... at November 21, 2024 10:21 AM (tjmEP)

209 Why they changed it, I can't say
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 21, 2024 10:20 AM (vo5Q

Why'd they change it? I can't say!
Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2024 10:21 AM (dGCAG)

Grrrr!

Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2024 10:21 AM (dGCAG)

210 Jag's normal SUV is the F-Pace. Their electric SUV is the I-Pace.

Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2024 10:21 AM (OguvZ)

211 Snow Woke as you've never seen her!

https://is.gd/dQh2ju
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 21, 2024 10:20 AM (L/fGl)

Disney's Snow White (Rachel Zegler) has a lot of talent.

Prove it.......I've not seen a modicum of talent from that ugly whore.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

212
Justice! And lulz!

Tik Tok Terrorist sentenced to 16 years by Korean govt.

That foo FOUND OUT.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 21, 2024 10:22 AM (PEpMf)

213 I think we're in Gloatenboner times now.
Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2024 10:16 AM (jgdZo)

You still hanging your washcloth off of yours?
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 10:20 AM (CIS44)

Damn -- washcloth?!?! Couldn't even give me the benefit of the doubt and say towel??

Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2024 10:22 AM (jgdZo)

214 Would Donald Trump ever consider having George Soros extradited to Hungary?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 21, 2024 10:22 AM (kTd/k)

215 According to Wiki, the UK Parliament has 1456 members -- 806 in the House of Lords, and 650 in the House of Commons. Makes our total of 535 sound small.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Talk about a lot of assholes doing nothing.
We can do nothing with a third of them and being three times the size of the UK.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 21, 2024 10:22 AM (C2k+d)

216
The only people who care about the Brits are AWFLs who want to be Duchesses. And fags who want to be Vicount of Los Angeles.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2024 10:22 AM (dxSpM)

217 Why'd they change it? I can't say!
Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2024 10:21 AM (dGCAG)

People just like it better that way.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 10:22 AM (CIS44)

218 I've not seen a modicum of talent from that ugly whore.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

She has a nice rack.

Other than that? Uh...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 21, 2024 10:23 AM (d9fT1)

219 Why they changed it, I can't say
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 21, 2024 10:20 AM (vo5Q

People just liked it better that way

Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2024 10:23 AM (jgdZo)

220 I think we're in Gloatenboner times now.
Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2024 10:16 AM (jgdZo)

You still hanging your washcloth off of yours?
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 10:20 AM (CIS44)

Damn -- washcloth?!?! Couldn't even give me the benefit of the doubt and say towel??
Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2024 10:22 AM (jgdZo)

Hand towel?

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 10:23 AM (CIS44)

221
well, Kammie's in Hawaii, self-medicating with wine
Joe is pretty much out of it

so

good question
Posted by: Don Black at November 21, 2024 10:21 AM (/7KEl)

Owebama's installed staff. That's who.

They're doing everything they can to sabotage the Trump Administration from day -60.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)

222 Posted by: ... at November 21, 2024 10:21 AM (tjmEP)

I'm surrounded by libtards at work. One of them is a diehard MSNBC bot, still glued to the website all day long even after their catastrophic election fail.

I'm sure she has it on the tee vee at her house 24-7, too.

This election year has been...interesting.

Posted by: kallisto at November 21, 2024 10:23 AM (dCxaZ)

223 A Dutch connection to the massacre of the USS Edsall survivors.

Along with the five US sailors that were beheaded US Army Graves Registration found on Celebes Island the mass grave of some 25 Dutch merchant seamen who had also been murdered by the Japanese.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2024 10:24 AM (GcFhi)

224 Squeeze and TMBG . . . no shortage of ear worms today.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 21, 2024 10:24 AM (vo5Q8)

225 True reconnaissance men. Draftsmen, artists, scientists, marksmen, furriers all.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 21, 2024 10:24 AM (yXaWe)

226 I think we're in Gloatenboner times now.
Posted by: Doof

I'm using mine for the first step of Conan's "What is best in Life" by schlonging my enemies.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 21, 2024 10:24 AM (ycI94)

227 Damn -- washcloth?!?! Couldn't even give me the benefit of the doubt and say towel??
Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2024 10:22 AM (jgdZo)

Hand towel?
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 10:23 AM (CIS44)

Shamwow - you'll be saying WOW every time!

Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2024 10:24 AM (jgdZo)

228 217 Why'd they change it? I can't say!
Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2024 10:21 AM (dGCAG)

People just like it better that way.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 10:22 AM (CIS44)

It's nobody's business but the ...?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2024 10:24 AM (IyPmt)

229 In my opinion there are few more stimulating scenes than a sub-freezing night in the Sangre de Cristo mountains, lit by a full moon and millions of stars, walking through snow with a lightly crusted surface. You can hear the mist of your breath freezing in the night air and the steady "crunch, crunch, crunch" of your boots in the snow. Add a cabin with a glowing light inn the window and smoke from a blazing fireplace rising from the chimney and a pot of Missus Muldoon's chili on the stove, and you are talking almost heaven.

Posted by: muldoon at November 21, 2024 10:24 AM (991eG)

230 I like it, although very blue brown.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 21, 2024 10:25 AM (JQfE3)

231 It's stunning how brainwashed they are. Listening to them prattle on is honestly more fun at this point than arguing.

She said that stepping down was "Biden's personal decision".

Hard to tell sometimes if she's brainwashed or trying to brainwash me. Said she has two friends in Texas and they have a 15 year old and the girl has "no access to condoms" and is now pregnant and the parents have told her if she has an abortion she won't be welcome in their lives.

What is this no access to condoms stuff? Has the Handmaid's Tale already started and I missed it? DId Trump make condoms illegal in Texas?

Posted by: ... at November 21, 2024 10:25 AM (tjmEP)

232 I think we're in Gloatenboner times now.
Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2024 10:16 AM (jgdZo)

You still hanging your washcloth off of yours?
Posted by: BruceWayne

Damn -- washcloth?!?! Couldn't even give me the benefit of the doubt and say towel??
Posted by: Doof

Go forth and tie the clothes line to it.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 21, 2024 10:25 AM (C2k+d)

233
We don't give a shit about the enmity between England and the Dutch because we don't know about it and because WTF?

Didn't they have a naval battle like 500 years ago?
Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 10:15 AM (fV+MH)

More importantly, the Dutch were the first nation to recognize the US in a gun salute from Fort Oranje‌ at St Eustatius‌ in 1776. The Cloggies REALLY pissed off the Limeys with that.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 21, 2024 10:25 AM (+uHnC)

234 225 True reconnaissance men. Draftsmen, artists, scientists, marksmen, furriers all.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks

Preach, sister! America would be much better off if we were all furries!

Posted by: Sam Brinton at November 21, 2024 10:25 AM (ycI94)

235 Got to leave in a bit to deposit a check for work
No deposit via phone?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 21, 2024 10:25 AM (7aURE)

236 The Hill@thehill
Biden awards the Medal of Freedom to Cecile Richards, former Planned Parenthood president

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I guess he means freedom from responsibility.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 21, 2024 10:26 AM (L/fGl)

237 Hard to tell sometimes if she's brainwashed or trying to brainwash me. Said she has two friends in Texas and they have a 15 year old and the girl has "no access to condoms" and is now pregnant and the parents have told her if she has an abortion she won't be welcome in their lives.

What is this no access to condoms stuff? Has the Handmaid's Tale already started and I missed it? DId Trump make condoms illegal in Texas?
Posted by: ...

I'll take "shit that never happened" for $10,000.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 21, 2024 10:26 AM (C2k+d)

238 What is this no access to condoms stuff? Has the Handmaid's Tale already started and I missed it? DId Trump make condoms illegal in Texas?
Posted by: ... at November 21, 2024 10:25 AM (tjmEP)

Is it suddenly BYOC? I seem to dimly recall that this fell into the man's purview. The ladies brought the boobs and vagina.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 21, 2024 10:26 AM (JQfE3)

239 It's nobody's business but the ...?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2024 10:24 AM (IyPmt)

Cenk?

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 10:26 AM (CIS44)

240 Yeah, farriers. I don't judge.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 21, 2024 10:26 AM (yXaWe)

241 I see the International Criminal Court has issued an arrest warrant for Netanyahu. We can walk the streets safely once more.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 21, 2024 10:09 AM (L/fGl)
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Not if your name is Netanyahu and not if you're in Dearborn:

https://tinyurl.com/2b8bfrdu

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 21, 2024 10:27 AM (CpG2S)

242 An ICBM! A fu*king ICBM!!!
Who the FU*K is in charge in DC????
Posted by: Diogenes

An ICBM is just a V2 with longer range. So we're talking updated 1944 technology.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 21, 2024 10:27 AM (KAi1n)

243 Starmer is already ravaging the working class in Britain. They'll figure it out eventually.

Posted by: ... at November 21, 2024 10:27 AM (tjmEP)

244 " New York used to be New AMSTERDAM."

It's nobody's business but the Turks.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 10:27 AM (fV+MH)

245 I missed JJ's return!
[sulks]

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 21, 2024 10:28 AM (Rbu5d)

246 SRBM or IRBM or ICBM

Depends upon range of missile.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2024 10:28 AM (GcFhi)

247 yeah, we're getting snow, too.
But I think JJ's getting it worse than Indiana.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 21, 2024 10:28 AM (Rbu5d)

248 I'll take "shit that never happened" for $10,000.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 21, 2024 10:26 AM (C2k+d)

Like I said impossible to tell if she's a brainwasher or brainwashee.

Posted by: ... at November 21, 2024 10:29 AM (tjmEP)

249 yeah, we're getting snow, too.
But I think JJ's getting it worse than Indiana.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 21, 2024 10:28 AM (Rbu5d)

I miss snow.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 10:29 AM (CIS44)

250 non aesthetic things

@PicturesFoIder
In India a family discovered that their maid had been secretly mixing URlNE into their food for years led to everyone in the household suffering from liver failure.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 21, 2024 10:29 AM (TGPs7)

251 Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2024 10:24 AM (GcFhi)

this is why I don't delve too deeply into WW2 Pacific theatre history. European savagery is bad, but the Japs...

*shudder*

Posted by: kallisto at November 21, 2024 10:30 AM (dCxaZ)

252 We are getting a rain snow mix. Delightful.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 21, 2024 10:30 AM (JQfE3)

253 Kurnow, "I miss a good hotdog."

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2024 10:30 AM (GcFhi)

254 236 The Hill@thehill
Biden awards the Medal of Freedom to Cecile Richards, former Planned Parenthood president

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Does she have especially good hygiene or was this award based exclusively on body count?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 21, 2024 10:30 AM (hY4dx)

255 SRBM or IRBM or ICBM

Depends upon range of missile.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2024 10:28 AM (GcFhi)

Remember the ABM...late 60s?

Posted by: BignJames at November 21, 2024 10:30 AM (Yj6Os)

256 Anyone can buy condoms at any drug or grocery store in TX. Total BS.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 21, 2024 10:30 AM (ckQml)

257 Got to leave in a bit to deposit a check for work
*
No deposit via phone?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 21, 2024

***
Not that I ever heard of. When I say "for work," I mean my boss owes the company some money -- a big $6.00 for a bottle of beer he put on the corporate credit card, not knowing it's disallowed under certain circumstances. Six lousy bucks. Yeah.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 21, 2024 10:30 AM (J2vNu)

258 We are getting a rain snow mix. Delightful.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 21, 2024 10:30 AM (JQfE3)

=====

We had that yesterday. Always fun.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 21, 2024 10:30 AM (xOnCy)

259
Add a cabin with a glowing light inn the window and smoke from a blazing fireplace rising from the chimney and a pot of Missus Muldoon's chili on the stove, and you are talking almost heaven.
Posted by: muldoon at November 21, 2024 10:24 AM (991eG)

__________

That sort of thing is a kind of vision of mine. Trudging along in a cold rain when you haven't slept in two days. Cold, wet, filthy, exhausted, hungry. Come across a cabin like you describe. A steaming bowl of stew, a loaf of bread, hot coffee. Fall asleep and not wake up for 10 hours. Then sit in the warm, dry cabin and watch the rain and wind lash the window.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2024 10:31 AM (dxSpM)

260 Right now I feel like that cat who wants to knock everything off the dresser.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 21, 2024 10:31 AM (XV/Pl)

261 203 I think we're in Gloatenboner times now.
Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2024 10:16 AM (jgdZo)

You still hanging your washcloth off of yours?
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 10:20 AM (CIS44)

I use it to dry off the the sheets for my king sized bed.

Posted by: The Prisoner at November 21, 2024 10:31 AM (DRsDi)

262 The Hill@thehill
Biden awards the Medal of Freedom to Cecile Richards, former Planned Parenthood president

======

Honest question, can these be revoked?

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 10:31 AM (CIS44)

263 @PicturesFoIder
In India a family discovered that their maid had been secretly mixing URlNE into their food for years led to everyone in the household suffering from liver failure.

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PRO TIP: Always treat those who prepare your food with respect.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 21, 2024 10:32 AM (hY4dx)

264 I'm not ready for our snow. Excellent painting!

Posted by: Mutt at November 21, 2024 10:32 AM (HcbZb)

265
I use it to dry off the the sheets for my king sized bed.
Posted by: The Prisoner at November 21, 2024 10:31 AM (DRsDi)

That prisoner is all legs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 21, 2024 10:32 AM (JQfE3)

266 Add a cabin with a glowing light inn the window and smoke from a blazing fireplace rising from the chimney and a pot of Missus Muldoon's chili on the stove, and you are talking almost heaven.
Posted by: muldoon at November 21, 2024 10:24 AM (991eG)

I thought people didn’t like Thomas Kinkade?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 21, 2024 10:32 AM (D6PGr)

267 Anyone can buy condoms at any drug or grocery store in TX. Total BS.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 21, 2024 10:30 AM (ckQml)

I think to broken-brained lefties, "access" now means "free shit".

Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2024 10:32 AM (OguvZ)

268 I think that's early winter, since Orion's Belt is close to the horizon.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 21, 2024 10:33 AM (Rbu5d)

269 Add a cabin with a glowing light inn the window and smoke from a blazing fireplace rising from the chimney and a pot of Missus Muldoon's chili on the stove, and you are talking almost heaven.
Posted by: muldoon at November 21, 2024 10:24 AM (991eG)

West Virginia?

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 10:33 AM (CIS44)

270 So my takeaway from this thread is to never have a maid.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 10:33 AM (fV+MH)

271 @263

>>PRO TIP: Always treat those who prepare your food with respect.

Well, if your food is so spicy you can't taste urine, then you might want to dial that back a wee bit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 21, 2024 10:33 AM (XV/Pl)

272 I think to broken-brained lefties, "access" now means "free shit".
Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2024 10:32 AM (OguvZ)

OK any free clinic in the entire state, and a lot of hospitals.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 10:33 AM (CIS44)

273 Anyone can buy condoms at any drug or grocery store in TX. Total BS.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 21, 2024 10:30 AM (ckQml)

I think to broken-brained lefties, "access" now means "free shit".
Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2024 10:32 AM (OguvZ)

Well, the girl in the story is 15, so she'd probably either have to save her allowance or steal the babysitters money.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 21, 2024 10:34 AM (JQfE3)

274 270 So my takeaway from this thread is to never have a maid.
Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 10:33 AM (fV+MH)

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It does help keep the peace in the marriage.

Posted by: First Gentleman Emhoff at November 21, 2024 10:34 AM (hY4dx)

275 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2024 10:22 AM (dxSpM

I care about them as I have an English BIL and a sister who live over there, and I don't want the country to become either an Islamic state or basically a communist one or both.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2024 10:34 AM (XMdvm)

276 I think to broken-brained lefties, "access" now means "free shit".

Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2024 10:32 AM (OguvZ)

....and I'd bet she could get 'em free at her school or health department.

Posted by: BignJames at November 21, 2024 10:34 AM (Yj6Os)

277 Damn -- washcloth?!?! Couldn't even give me the benefit of the doubt and say towel??
Posted by: Doof

Hand towel?
Posted by: BruceWayne

The Paolo, how you say, embraces a quilt.

Posted by: The Paolo at November 21, 2024 10:34 AM (WXNFJ)

278 I'm not ready for our snow. Excellent painting!
Posted by: Mutt at November 21, 2024

***
If we had any snow down here in Da Swamp, the natives would panic, and it would take me two hours to get home instead of thirty-five minutes. We had a big snowfall three days before Xmas in '89, and exactly that scenario happened.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 21, 2024 10:35 AM (J2vNu)

279
@PicturesFoIder
In India a family discovered that their maid had been secretly mixing URlNE into their food for years led to everyone in the household suffering from liver failure.

----------

PRO TIP: Always treat those who prepare your food with respect.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 21, 2024 10:32 AM (hY4dx)

Or like your lawyer, never keep one for too long, fire them frequently and without warning. Less chance of them causing problems.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 21, 2024 10:35 AM (+uHnC)

280
I think to broken-brained lefties, "access" now means "free shit".
Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2024 10:32 AM (OguvZ)

_______

It's like "banned books". If you're not forcing kids to read them, they're banned.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2024 10:35 AM (dxSpM)

281 The beautiful and charming Laverne Cox on restricting women’s restrooms to, you know, women.

Alex Christy@alexchristy17
Laverne Cox had a normal one on CNN as Mike Johnson restricted restrooms based on sex "But if a group of people is rendered subhuman, the Nazis use the term Untermenschen, subhuman, then we can take away their rights then we can abuse them and commit violence against them"

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One step from Auschwitz, people. One step from Auschwitz.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 21, 2024 10:35 AM (L/fGl)

282 Rain and snow is always great for the tree branches and power likes.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 10:35 AM (fV+MH)

283 Painting looks like a scene out of Red Dead Redemption.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 21, 2024 10:35 AM (Aqu9a)

284 Anyone can buy condoms at any drug or grocery store in TX. Total BS.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 21, 2024 10:30 AM (ckQml)

I think to broken-brained lefties, "access" now means "free shit".
Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2024 10:32 AM (OguvZ)

Well, the girl in the story is 15, so she'd probably either have to save her allowance or steal the babysitters money.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Mouth and ass are free.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 21, 2024 10:35 AM (C2k+d)

285 T>>he Paolo, how you say, embraces a quilt.

I'll see your quilt and raise you a weighted blanket.

Posted by: one hour sober at November 21, 2024 10:36 AM (Y1sOo)

286 I think to broken-brained lefties, "access" now means "free shit".
Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2024 10:32 AM (OguvZ)

That's an interesting thought. You're more than just a pretty face you know

Posted by: ... at November 21, 2024 10:36 AM (tjmEP)

287 Wolfus Aurelius -- Are you saying that you've never heard of check deposit via phone, or just that your company doesn't have it for its account?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 21, 2024 10:36 AM (xAP/Y)

288 One step from Auschwitz, people. One step from Auschwitz.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 21, 2024 10:35 AM (L/fGl)

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The problem here is, there aren't enough trannies to fill up a single camp.

Posted by: First Gentleman Emhoff at November 21, 2024 10:36 AM (hY4dx)

289 West Virginia?

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 10:33 AM (CIS44)

...almost Heaven.

Posted by: BignJames at November 21, 2024 10:36 AM (Yj6Os)

290 I think to broken-brained lefties, "access" now means "free shit".

She’s fifteen. If her teacher is raping her he’s the one who should be paying for the condom.

Mind you, Texas does seem to be cracking down on perv teachers. Maybe that’s what she’s complaining about?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 21, 2024 10:36 AM (olroh)

291 Snow Woke, proof that you can be good looking a and a total douche bag at the same time.

Posted by: From about That Time at November 21, 2024 10:37 AM (4780s)

292 The beautiful and charming Laverne Cox on restricting women’s restrooms to, you know, women.

Alex Christy@alexchristy17
Laverne Cox had a normal one on CNN as Mike Johnson restricted restrooms based on sex "But if a group of people is rendered subhuman, the Nazis use the term Untermenschen, subhuman, then we can take away their rights then we can abuse them and commit violence against them"

=====

And to reiterate what many have said, 'it' has it's own private bathroom and the Capital has many unisex bathrooms. he just wanted to cause trouble by say___ he was going to use the women's.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 10:37 AM (CIS44)

293 I don't understand the liver failure unless the maid had hepatitis. Otherwise, eeeewwww! on the whole situation.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 21, 2024 10:37 AM (Y6IkP)

294 Add a cabin with a glowing light inn the window and smoke from a blazing fireplace rising from the chimney and a pot of Missus Muldoon's chili on the stove, and you are talking almost heaven.
Posted by: muldoon at November 21, 2024
*
West Virginia?
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024

***
The Sangre de Cristo range is in south central Colorado and north central New Mexico. Though I suppose the same scenario could play out in WV.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 21, 2024 10:37 AM (J2vNu)

295 A steaming bowl of stew, a loaf of bread, hot coffee. Fall asleep and not wake up for 10 hours.

Then you wake up and there are three bears standing there asking what the f*ck you did with their stew.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 21, 2024 10:37 AM (/y8xj)

296 291 Snow Woke, proof that you can be good looking a and a total douche bag at the same time.
Posted by: From about That Time at November 21, 2024 10:37 AM (4780s)

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Good looking?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 21, 2024 10:38 AM (hY4dx)

297 Laverne Cox had a normal one on CNN as Mike Johnson restricted restrooms based on sex "But if a group of people is rendered subhuman, the Nazis use the term Untermenschen, subhuman, then we can take away their rights then we can abuse them and commit violence against them"

Dear sugartits, please explicitly list what rights were taken away.

Cross dressing men can still use the men's restroom.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 21, 2024 10:38 AM (C2k+d)

298 The only people who care about the Brits are AWFLs who want to be Duchesses. And fags who want to be Vicount of Los Angeles.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

My oldest and his family live in London. I only care to the extent that it gets so bad, they want to move back home.

Judging from my trip in August - it's getting there quickly.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2024 10:38 AM (WXNFJ)

299 Wolfus Aurelius -- Are you saying that you've never heard of check deposit via phone, or just that your company doesn't have it for its account?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 21, 2024

***
No, I've heard of it! It's my employer that doesn't have it, or at least won't permit it in procedures like this.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 21, 2024 10:38 AM (J2vNu)

300 About the picture, don't understand what they are looking at. Few attacks from the sky in those days.

Posted by: From about That Time at November 21, 2024 10:38 AM (4780s)

301 So my takeaway from this thread is to never have a maid.
Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 10:33 AM (fV+MH)

It's a mixed bag.

Posted by: George Baxter at November 21, 2024 10:39 AM (Aqu9a)

302 >>> West Virginia?

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 10:33 AM (CIS44)

Mountain momma...

Posted by: banana Dream at November 21, 2024 10:39 AM (Y6IkP)

303 There was a sale on white paint.

Posted by: Frederic at November 21, 2024 10:39 AM (DobEs)

304 And I'm neither an AWFL or a fag.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2024 10:39 AM (XMdvm)

305 All those blow jobs for nothin'.

Posted by: Kamala at November 21, 2024 10:39 AM (tjmEP)

306 Wolfus Aurelius -- Are you saying that you've never heard of check deposit via phone, or just that your company doesn't have it for its account?

I'm guessing someone needs a paper receipt for their records because bureaucrats gonna bureaucrat.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 21, 2024 10:40 AM (/y8xj)

307 And I'm neither an AWFL or a fag.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2024 10:39 AM (XMdvm

You could be Karen Adjacent.

Posted by: Kamala at November 21, 2024 10:40 AM (tjmEP)

308 We're the BEST Virginia.

Posted by: West Virginia at November 21, 2024 10:40 AM (DobEs)

309 304 And I'm neither an AWFL or a fag.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2024 10:39 AM (XMdvm)

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Then go buy a BMW.

Posted by: Jaguar at November 21, 2024 10:40 AM (hY4dx)

310 LOL sorry that was me Fen

Posted by: ... at November 21, 2024 10:40 AM (tjmEP)

311 Mountain momma...

Posted by: banana Dream at November 21, 2024 10:39 AM (Y6IkP)

...stranger to blue water..

Posted by: BignJames at November 21, 2024 10:40 AM (Yj6Os)

312 Mountain momma...
Posted by: banana Dream at November 21, 2024 10:39 AM (Y6IkP)

Shenandoah River...

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 10:41 AM (CIS44)

313 Posted by: Kamala at November 21, 2024 10:40 AM (tjmEP)

Yawn.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2024 10:41 AM (XMdvm)

314 All those blow jobs for nothin'.
Posted by: Kamala at November 21, 2024 10:39 AM (tjmEP)

On the bright side, you got to have a dance party with Beyoncé.

Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2024 10:41 AM (OguvZ)

315 "It's a mixed bag.
Posted by: George Baxter"

Yet another nostalgia blast.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 10:42 AM (fV+MH)

316 Blue ridge mountains, Shenandoah river.

You set it off in my head. I hate you people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 21, 2024 10:42 AM (JQfE3)

317 I need a drink.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at November 21, 2024 10:42 AM (DobEs)

318 We're the BEST Virginia.
Posted by: West Virginia
__________

Second best.

Posted by: Kentucky at November 21, 2024 10:42 AM (5o8Ef)

319
On the bright side, you got to have a dance party with Beyoncé.
Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2024 10:41 AM (OguvZ)

Expensive dance party

Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2024 10:42 AM (IyPmt)

320 Nothing can be older than the trees.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 10:42 AM (fV+MH)

321 Blue ridge mountains, Shenandoah river.

You set it off in my head. I hate you people.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 21, 2024 10:42 AM (JQfE3)

*takes a victory lap*

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 10:42 AM (CIS44)

322 Well, if your food is so spicy you can't taste urine, then you might want to dial that back a wee bit.
--------------
What does urine taste like?

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 21, 2024 10:43 AM (jFCkp)

323 Wolfus Aurelius -- Got it, that makes sense.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 21, 2024 10:43 AM (+BqEV)

324 319
On the bright side, you got to have a dance party with Beyoncé.
Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2024 10:41 AM (OguvZ)

Expensive dance party
Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2024 10:42 AM (IyPmt)

-----------

If you could spend $10 million of other peoples' money for Beyonce to say nice things about you, would you do it?

Posted by: Jaguar at November 21, 2024 10:43 AM (hY4dx)

325 316 Blue ridge mountains, Shenandoah river.

Neither of which are in WVA.

Posted by: But don't tell that to Henry John Deutschendorf Jr. at November 21, 2024 10:44 AM (DobEs)

326 Thank God I'm a country boy!

Posted by: Henry John Deutschendorf Jr. at November 21, 2024 10:44 AM (Aqu9a)

327 West Virginia?

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 10:33 AM (CIS44)

Mountain momma...
Posted by: banana Dream at November 21, 2024 10:39 AM (Y6IkP)

Fun Fact: Did you know that John Denver’s song, “Take Me Home, Country Roads,” was inspired by a road in Montgomery County, Maryland?

MoCo is adjacent to DC. Along with Prince George's County (also adjacent to DC) and Baltimore City / Baltimore County - they are the only actual deep-blue areas in Maryland.

Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2024 10:44 AM (jgdZo)

328 Add a cabin with a glowing light inn the window and smoke from a blazing fireplace rising from the chimney and a pot of Missus Muldoon's chili on the stove, and you are talking almost heaven.
Posted by: muldoon at November 21, 2024
*
West Virginia?
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024

***
The Sangre de Cristo range is in south central Colorado and north central New Mexico. Though I suppose the same scenario could play out in WV.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

*Thomas Kinkade has entered the chat.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 21, 2024 10:44 AM (C2k+d)

329 All those blow jobs for nothin'.
Posted by: Kamala at November 21, 2024 10:39 AM (tjmEP)

You're in Hawaii right now looking for that USSS agent who had sex with his girlfriend in Obama's house, aren't you?

Posted by: one hour sober at November 21, 2024 10:44 AM (Y1sOo)

330 309 304 And I'm neither an AWFL or a fag.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2024 10:39 AM (XMdvm)

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Then go buy a BMW.
-----------
That was Princess Di's answer. It didn't end well for her.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 21, 2024 10:45 AM (jFCkp)

331 What does urine taste like?

Bud Light?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 21, 2024 10:45 AM (BLBGH)

332 320 Nothing can be older than the trees.
Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 10:42 AM (fV+MH)

The Greenland shark has entered the chat.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 21, 2024 10:45 AM (DRsDi)

333 I see Alaska kept ranked choice voting... Never gonna get rid of Murkowski

Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2024 10:45 AM (IyPmt)

334 Those soldiers aren't wearing winter gear. They must be cold.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2024 10:45 AM (5Z7kF)

335 326 Thank God I'm a country boy!
Posted by: Henry John Deutschendorf Jr. at November 21, 2024 10:44 AM (Aqu9a)

Chuck Yeager aside, country boys make terrible pilots.

Posted by: one hour sober at November 21, 2024 10:46 AM (Y1sOo)

336 334 Those soldiers aren't wearing winter gear. They must be cold.
----------------
Surprisingly, military clothing seldom keeps you warm.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 21, 2024 10:47 AM (jFCkp)

337 Blue ridge mountains, Shenandoah river.

Neither of which are in WVA.
Posted by: But don't tell that to Henry John Deutschendorf Jr. at November 21, 2024 10:44 AM (DobEs)

And there is no such thing as South Detroit, that's called Canada.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 10:47 AM (CIS44)

338 Those soldiers aren't wearing winter gear. They must be cold.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2024 10:45 AM (5Z7kF)

Probably suffering from winter penis, too.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 21, 2024 10:47 AM (Aqu9a)

339 Blue ridge mountains, Shenandoah river.

You set it off in my head. I hate you people.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 21, 2024 10:42 AM (JQfE3)

*takes a victory lap*
Posted by: BruceWayne

You asked for it.

There once was a ship that put to sea
The name of the ship was the Billy of Tea
The winds blew up, her bow dipped down
O blow, my bully boys, blow (huh)

Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguin' is done
We'll take our leave and go

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 21, 2024 10:47 AM (C2k+d)

340 *Fun Fact: Did you know that John Denver’s song, “Take Me Home, Country Roads,” was inspired by a road in Montgomery County, Maryland?*

And the "country road" with a mileage sign to Romney, WVA was Clopper Road, part of Route 50.

Posted by: Song trivia at November 21, 2024 10:47 AM (DobEs)

341 IT Guy@ITGuy1959
She still belongs in jail.
“The passion in my heart got the best of me and I apologize again for that,” Bucks County Commissioner Diane Ellis-Marseglia said in front of a fiery crowd at a county meeting.”

-
Yeah, the passion in Diddy's heart got the best of him, too.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 21, 2024 10:47 AM (L/fGl)

342 You set it off in my head. I hate you people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 21, 2024 10:42 AM (JQfE3)

...searches for Archies lyrics...

Posted by: BignJames at November 21, 2024 10:48 AM (Yj6Os)

343 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2024 10:41 AM (XMdvm)

I was ribbing you, left a sock on

Posted by: ... at November 21, 2024 10:48 AM (tjmEP)

344 Thank God I'm a country boy!
Posted by: Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.

Chuck Yeager aside, country boys make terrible pilots.
Posted by: one hour sober

*Crop dusters have entered the chat.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 21, 2024 10:48 AM (C2k+d)

345 Grandma's feather bed!

Posted by: Nine feet tall and six feet wide at November 21, 2024 10:48 AM (DobEs)

346 I guess Texas is walled off and people can’t leave to have their abortions in other states.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 21, 2024 10:48 AM (D6PGr)

347 >>> When I was a little kid I got a hand me down 8track player and headphones. The only music I had was a single John Denver 8track. I probably listened to that song a billion times before I got more music and discovered radio.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 21, 2024 10:48 AM (Y6IkP)

348 I don't know what a Greenland shark is, but I know I hate that shit.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 10:48 AM (fV+MH)

349 I just saw a video of Asshole Trudeau talking to Meloni of Italy. He looks like a 14-year-old talking to a girl who holds him in complete contempt.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 21, 2024 10:48 AM (kTd/k)

350 229 ... "In my opinion there are few more stimulating scenes than a sub-freezing night in the Sangre de Cristo mountains, lit by a full moon and millions of stars, walking through snow with a lightly crusted surface. You can hear the mist of your breath freezing in the night air and the steady "crunch, crunch, crunch" of your boots in the snow. Add a cabin with a glowing light inn the window and smoke from a blazing fireplace rising from the chimney and a pot of Missus Muldoon's chili on the stove, and you are talking almost heaven."

That is a beautiful scenario, Muldoon. Been there, done that although it was on the other side of the country and it was baked beans and brown bread.

Posted by: JTB at November 21, 2024 10:49 AM (yTvNw)

351 There are parts of the Blue ridge mountains and Shenandoah River that touch WV, barely (or at least close!).

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 21, 2024 10:49 AM (+BqEV)

352 Chuck Yeager aside, country boys make terrible pilots.
Posted by: one hour sober at November 21, 2024 10:46 AM (Y1sOo)

Central Texas boys sometimes make great Naval fleet admirals.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 21, 2024 10:49 AM (Aqu9a)

353 I don't know why I ">>>"ed myself.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 21, 2024 10:49 AM (Y6IkP)

354 Dominique, nique, nique...

Posted by: The Singing Nun at November 21, 2024 10:49 AM (DobEs)

355 354 Dominique, nique, nique...
Posted by: The Singing Nun at November 21, 2024 10:49 AM (DobEs)

Nooooo

Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2024 10:50 AM (IyPmt)

356 I'm guessing someone needs a paper receipt for their records because bureaucrats gonna bureaucrat.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 21, 2024

***
A paper receipt -- which I will then scan and attach to an electronic expense report.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 21, 2024 10:50 AM (J2vNu)

357 Blue ridge mountains, Shenandoah river.

Neither of which are in WVA.
Posted by: But don't tell that to Henry John Deutschendorf Jr

Denver isn't in WVA either.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 21, 2024 10:50 AM (L/fGl)

358 Thank God I'm a country boy!
Posted by: Henry John Deutschendorf Jr. at November 21, 2024 10:44 AM (Aqu9a)

Since the mid-late 70s, this is played during the 7th inning stretch at Orioles home games. It's a fun tradition, but I still don't know why it's a thing.

Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2024 10:50 AM (jgdZo)

359 I was ribbing you, left a sock on
Posted by: ... at November 21, 2024 10:48 AM (tjmEP)

O.K. Have a nice day.

Other people suggesting that I should get a BMW and possibly die in crash seems a bit much.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2024 10:50 AM (nWeRE)

360 Other people suggesting that I should get a BMW and possibly die in crash seems a bit much.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2024 10:50 AM (nWeRE)

Wear your seat belt.. If Princess Di had been wearing one she would have survived

Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2024 10:51 AM (IyPmt)

361 296 291 Snow Woke, proof that you can be good looking a and a total douche bag at the same time.
Posted by: From about That Time at November 21, 2024 10:37 AM (4780s)
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Good looking?
Posted by: Cicero

She's hot! A total smokeshow!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 21, 2024 10:51 AM (ycI94)

362 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2024 10:50 AM (nWeRE)

You are regressing on understanding the blog you are on.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 21, 2024 10:52 AM (D6PGr)

363 Since the mid-late 70s, this is played during the 7th inning stretch at Orioles home games. It's a fun tradition, but I still don't know why it's a thing.
Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2024 10:50 AM (jgdZo)

Why do the BoSox play Neil Diamond? He's from NYC. many of the sports traditions are odd.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 10:52 AM (CIS44)

364 I guess Texas is walled off and people can’t leave to have their abortions in other states.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

You can. Just can't come back.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 21, 2024 10:52 AM (C2k+d)

365 see Alaska kept ranked choice voting... Never gonna get rid of Murkowski
Posted by: It's me donna
----
What? I thought they got rid of it

Posted by: lin-duh at November 21, 2024 10:53 AM (ZtAny)

366 many of the sports traditions are odd.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 10:52 AM (CIS44)

sausage race in Milwaukee?

Posted by: BignJames at November 21, 2024 10:53 AM (Yj6Os)

367 Fenelon takes things very literally.

As is her wont. We deal with it.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 10:53 AM (fV+MH)

368 Your mind sees white snow but pure white is rarely used to paint snow in an oil painting.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 21, 2024 10:53 AM (D6PGr)

369 Why weren't they arrested fir lying to an fbi agent?
Like we would be.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 21, 2024 10:05 AM (C

Good question.

Posted by: Martha Stewart at November 21, 2024 10:53 AM (3QsZU)

370 Rep. Zooey Zephyr@ZoAndBehold
I literally just got out of meetings with members of Congress & used the bathroom on my way out.
Trans women are women—full stop. We're every bit as "biologically female" as cis women & @SpeakerJohnson's statement doesn't change the fact that women's spaces include trans women.

-
Stunning and brave with a firm grasp of biology.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 21, 2024 10:53 AM (L/fGl)

371 Since the mid-late 70s, this is played during the 7th inning stretch at Orioles home games. It's a fun tradition, but I still don't know why it's a thing.
Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2024 10:50 AM (jgdZo)

Why do the BoSox play Neil Diamond? He's from NYC. many of the sports traditions are odd.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 10:52 AM (CIS44)

One that makes sense, and is really cool -- between the 3rd and 4th quarters at Florida Gators football games -- they play "I won't back down". Tom Petty was from Gainesville. Tradition started after he passed away.

Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2024 10:53 AM (jgdZo)

372 *Crop dusters have entered the chat.

Oh, how scarry.

-- former Aero Union P-3 pilots flying forest fire suppression missions in mountainous terrain in the Sierra Nevadas

Posted by: one hour sober at November 21, 2024 10:53 AM (Y1sOo)

373 What? I thought they got rid of it
Posted by: lin-duh at November 21, 2024 10:53 AM (ZtAny)

Late ballots.... Same shit, different day.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 10:54 AM (CIS44)

374 sausage race in Milwaukee?
Posted by: BignJames

YooHoo!!

Posted by: Buttigig at November 21, 2024 10:54 AM (WXNFJ)

375 She's hot! A total smokeshow!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 21, 2024 10:51 AM (ycI94)

You have eyes like a rhino.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 21, 2024 10:54 AM (DRsDi)

376 Other people suggesting that I should get a BMW and possibly die in crash seems a bit much.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2024
*
Wear your seat belt.. If Princess Di had been wearing one she would have survived
Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2024

***
Diana and her paramour were in a Mercedes -- the 140 chassis S-Class sedan, the top-of-the-line in 1997, I believe.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 21, 2024 10:54 AM (J2vNu)

377 Diana and her paramour were in a Mercedes -- the 140 chassis S-Class sedan, the top-of-the-line in 1997, I believe.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 21, 2024 10:54 AM (J2vNu)

Right

Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2024 10:55 AM (IyPmt)

378 ----
What? I thought they got rid of it
Posted by: lin-duh at November 21, 2024 10:53 AM (ZtAny)

They found more votes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)

379 One that makes sense, and is really cool -- between the 3rd and 4th quarters at Florida Gators football games -- they play "I won't back down". Tom Petty was from Gainesville. Tradition started after he passed away.
Posted by: Doof at November 21, 2024 10:53 AM (jgdZo)

Ya OU just started doing "Courtesy of the Red White and Blue" this season after Toby passed. It's a good time.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 10:55 AM (CIS44)

380 Fenelon takes things very literally.

Actually I don't all that much . I do it for my own comic effect, but since some posters need to make this the insult factory I cannot always be sure.

Have some other things to do. Have a good day.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2024 10:55 AM (nWeRE)

381 Been there, done that although it was on the other side of the country and it was baked beans and brown bread.
Posted by: JTB

*********

same same

😊

Posted by: muldoon at November 21, 2024 10:55 AM (991eG)

382 I guess Texas is walled off and people can’t leave to have their abortions in other states.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

You can. Just can't come back.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 21, 2024 10:52 AM (C2k+d)

It's pert near a thousand miles across in any direction! Cain't jest run down the road a bit and cross into some blue state sanctuary.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 21, 2024 10:56 AM (Aqu9a)

383 They found more votes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)

We're lucky the Republican squeaked through

Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2024 10:56 AM (IyPmt)

384 Not sure I follow the logic.

AOC says ban on men using ladies' room in Capitol is "endangering women"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 21, 2024 10:57 AM (L/fGl)

385 using rank choice voting, voila,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at November 21, 2024 10:57 AM (pGTZo)

386 "Actually I don't all that much . I do it for my own comic effect, but since some posters need to make this the insult factory I cannot always be sure.

Have some other things to do. Have a good day.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke"

Ummm...I like you alot. Are you joking now?

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 10:57 AM (fV+MH)

387 Not sure I follow the logic.

AOC says ban on men using ladies' room in Capitol is "endangering women"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 21, 2024 10:57 AM (L/fGl)

She said republicans want to make women and girls "drop trou" in public to gain access to the bathroom. She's a special type of stupid.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 10:57 AM (CIS44)

388 Donner party for 12? Your table is ready.

Donner party for 11.....

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 21, 2024 10:58 AM (H58V2)

389 Very nice, would hang. I especially love the Remington bronze works.

All politics are local & K-12 public schools need 'saving.' Perhaps engage in a renaissance period of Western American history and art. (It would, of course, be much more broad than I recall it so many years ago by including, i.e., the Black Cowboys of Texas, Vaqueros, etc.)

Maya Angelou, "We can learn to see each other and see ourselves in each other and recognize that human beings are more alike than we are unalike."

🤷‍♀️

Posted by: L - Rooster today, feather duster tomorrow. But not w/o a fight. at November 21, 2024 10:58 AM (NFX2v)

390
AOC says ban on men using ladies' room in Capitol is "endangering women"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 21, 2024 10:57 AM

She's not exactly Einstein is she....

Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2024 10:58 AM (IyPmt)

391 Thank God I'm a country boy!
Posted by: Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.

Chuck Yeager aside, country boys make terrible pilots.
Posted by: one hour sober

*Crop dusters have entered the chat.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 21, 2024 10:48 AM (C2k+d)

Thank you for the shout out.

Posted by: Zombie Russell Casse at November 21, 2024 10:58 AM (Aqu9a)

392 The reason I added the cabin, fireplace and chili to the scene is that otherwise you have to consider the all too real possibility of freezing to death. Nature is sometimes at its most beautiful when it is dangerous.

Posted by: muldoon at November 21, 2024 10:58 AM (991eG)

393 Ya OU just started doing "Courtesy of the Red White and Blue" this season after Toby passed. It's a good time.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 10:55 AM (CIS44)

Another artist that I didn’t realize how many hits he had until I down loaded his Best Of album. ( that is if you like country)

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 21, 2024 10:58 AM (D6PGr)

394 Diana and her paramour were in a Mercedes -- the 140 chassis S-Class sedan, the top-of-the-line in 1997, I believe.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 21, 2024
*
Right
Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2024

***
The 140, and all Mercedes sedans, were some of the safest cars in the world. (Still are?) MB began safety testing and adding safety features to their cars many years before the U.S. govt. demanded it. But even they can't repeal or suspend the laws of physics.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 21, 2024 10:58 AM (J2vNu)

395 People always ask, "Will Pootin fire a nook?"

I think we should ask the same question of American foreign policy and "intelligence" community. They may actually WANT to end the world. Why the hell not, what do they care.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2024 10:19 AM (dGCAG)

I am thinking the very same thing. Frightening.
If they are anything like the media libs who are melting down, we are screwed.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2024 10:59 AM (W/lyH)

396 SRBM or IRBM or ICBM

Depends upon range of missile.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2024 10:28 AM (GcFhi)

I've been trying to find out...no luck so far.
It makes a difference...not much, but some.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2024 10:59 AM (W/lyH)

397 Another artist that I didn’t realize how many hits he had until I down loaded his Best Of album. ( that is if you like country)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 21, 2024 10:58 AM (D6PGr)

I'm not a big pop country guy, but he does have some good stuff. He's a super great guy too. He used to hang out at his Golf Club a lot and would just chat it up with everyone.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 10:59 AM (CIS44)

398 Diana and her paramour were in a Mercedes -- the 140 chassis S-Class sedan, the top-of-the-line in 1997, I believe.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 21, 2024 10:54

Had it only been the new Faguar.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2024 11:00 AM (4p0Xq)

399 The reason I added the cabin, fireplace and chili to the scene is that otherwise you have to consider the all too real possibility of freezing to death. Nature is sometimes at its most beautiful when it is dangerous.
Posted by: muldoon at November 21, 2024 10:58 AM (991eG)

Just build a fire.

Posted by: The Man's Dog at November 21, 2024 11:00 AM (Aqu9a)

400 Ummm...I like you alot. Are you joking now?
Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 10:57 AM (fV+MH)

She took your post literally as an insult.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 21, 2024 11:00 AM (D6PGr)

401 nood monkey

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 11:01 AM (CIS44)

402 they don't know, but it was a good stovepipe from sbu

ukrainian lntelligence, the ones that ran vindman,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at November 21, 2024 11:01 AM (pGTZo)

403 "She took your post literally as an insult.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth "

As is her wont.

That's the conundrum.

Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 11:01 AM (fV+MH)

404 It's pert near a thousand miles across in any direction! Cain't jest run down the road a bit and cross into some blue state sanctuary.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 21, 2024

***
Simple. Move near the LA, OK, AR, or NM border.

Oh. Wait. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 21, 2024 11:02 AM (J2vNu)

405 >I see Alaska kept ranked choice voting...

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it took a lot of late night ballot counting, but by golly they found enough votes!

Posted by: Don Black at November 21, 2024 11:02 AM (/7KEl)

406 Posted by: BruceWayne at November 21, 2024 10:59 AM (CIS4

He was the real deal and not a created country star. Played a lot of dives before he made it big. I think it comes out in his music even though I guess you could classify it as pop country.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 21, 2024 11:02 AM (D6PGr)

407 291 Snow Woke, proof that you can be good looking a and a total douche bag at the same time.
Posted by: From about That Time at November 21, 2024 10:37 AM (4780s)

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Good looking?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 21, 2024 10:38 AM

Snow Beige is a Wal-Mart 5.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2024 11:03 AM (4p0Xq)

408 Why are the two guys peeing so close together?

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2024 11:04 AM (4p0Xq)

409 Other people suggesting that I should get a BMW and possibly die in crash seems a bit much.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2024 10:50 AM (nWeRE)

Damn I didn't even see the context. I will go back and look. I was really just saying hello, haven't talked to you in a while.

Posted by: ... at November 21, 2024 11:06 AM (tjmEP)

410 My ex-gf said she was proud of me for knowing what an antiproton was. Did I get a bj out of it? NOOOOOOO! Talk's easy.
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice

Professor Proton taught me all about anti-protons!!

Posted by: Dr Sheldon Cooper PHD. at November 21, 2024 11:11 AM (iODuv)

411 >>>It's pert near a thousand miles across in any direction! Cain't jest run down the road a bit and cross into some blue state sanctuary.
Posted by: Count de Monet
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Fire up that old Fokker and fly out of state.
And like the man said. Don't come back.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2024 11:13 AM (nnVdx)

412 Why are the two guys peeing so close together?
Posted by: Minnfide

***********

Answered @66

Posted by: muldoon at November 21, 2024 11:15 AM (991eG)

413
She took your post literally as an insult.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 21, 2024 11:00 AM (D6PGr)

Modus operandi

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 21, 2024 11:15 AM (Zz0t1)

414 Right now here at home (Adirondacks) it's wavering between a light rain changing into wet snow. Nice day to doze or halfheartedly be domestic.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at November 21, 2024 11:19 AM (hKoQL)

415 That could also be George Peppard and Henry Fonda from How the West Was Won, with Ricardo Montalban from Cheyenne Autumn on the horse. (Yeah, I watch a lot of Westerns.)

The Hollywood film Cheyenne Autumn is terrible.
Were it in my power I would order all copies gathered up.and burned.
Marie Sandoz's book, Cheyenne Autumn should required reading in 8th grade and be on the Commandant's Recommended Reading List if not already on it.
Recommend: The Last of the Dogmen as entertainment after reading Cheyenne Autumn.

Posted by: waepnedmann at November 21, 2024 03:00 PM (jurm8)

416 KEEP THOSE DOGGIES MOVEN,RAWHIDE

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at November 21, 2024 05:25 PM (wGqjj)

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