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The Morning Report (11/14/24)

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*****

Good morning Horde. For the working folks, it's the 4th Monday of the week. Word on the street in the AoSHQ cafeteria J.J. had to hit up his AoS401K-boom account for pc repairs.


So what does this morning bring us?

*****

  • Finally. A GOP President-elect who is playing offense. Will Thune deliver? Gaetz resigns from House ahead of attorney general confirmation fight

  • ***SNORT*** Leader of the free world material? Someone who can't handle a Joe Rogan interview shouldn't be let out of the lunch room.
    Joe Rogan reveals one condition ‘high’ on the list for Kamala during interview talks

  • This ruling is wonderful. But we must remember, "Baby steps". Major court decision could invalidate many federal environmental regulations

  • "Look at me", says Chrissie Cuomo. ‘I probably shouldn’t tell you’: Chris Cuomo reveals who he voted for in 2024 election

  • Always a hoot to watch. Paul Joseph Watson.

  • There goes his Lutheran Church Pot Luck luncheon invitation. CIA official with top security clearance charged for leaking highly classified docs about Israel’s plans to strike Iran

  • Taking a 4 year break away from the White House did not break him. Trump brings deportation chiefs into White House, away from entrenched agencies

  • I for one am not surprised. P’Nut the Squirrel was ‘marked for death’ and decapitation from the start — as rabies test results reveal tragic twist

  • Customer service at its best. Man found dead in tanning bed at Planet Fitness in Indianapolis 3 days after he walked into the gym

  • Huh? Who knew that 'Murder She Wrote' is watched in Angola? Genius Award Winner. cAngola law enforcement: ‘Romantic relationship’ motive for $50K missionary murder for hire plot


    *****

    The Morning Report wishes you a wonderful day. If you have some stress later, think back to this.


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    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:05 AM




    Comments

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    1 Happy Thursday

    Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2024 08:06 AM (gbOdA)

    2 BOING!

    Yeh. Yeh. JJ's computer.

    Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 14, 2024 08:06 AM (eY/fy)

    3 Plus BOLD - absolutely free!

    Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 14, 2024 08:06 AM (eY/fy)

    4 X: Joy Reid has left the building.

    Appropriate illustration:

    https://tinyurl.com/yz8aazfs

    Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 14, 2024 08:06 AM (eY/fy)

    5

    g'mornin' again, 'rons

    Posted by: AltonJackson at November 14, 2024 08:07 AM (tljrc)

    6
    Day 432 of the Sefton Computer Hostage Crisis.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2024 08:07 AM (EsZUh)

    7 Kate Smith, move over:

    https://tinyurl.com/2zj9jram

    Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 14, 2024 08:07 AM (eY/fy)

    8 A great AI video tribute to some of the X influencers who helped MAGA:

    https://tinyurl.com/44s59xd7

    Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 14, 2024 08:07 AM (eY/fy)

    9 that's a BOLD strategy Cotton

    Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 08:08 AM (CIS44)

    10 thx MisHum!

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at November 14, 2024 08:08 AM (gY0JQ)

    11 Happy Thursday, everyone!

    Posted by: NR Pax at November 14, 2024 08:08 AM (NR6c1)

    12
    We need a Moron A-Team to mount a rescue mission for JJ's computer, even if it is a Mac.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2024 08:08 AM (EsZUh)

    13 Darn it. Missed out on a bold greeting.

    Posted by: NR Pax at November 14, 2024 08:09 AM (NR6c1)

    14 We need a Moron A-Team to mount a rescue mission for JJ's computer, even if it is a Mac.
    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2024 08:08 AM (EsZUh)

    Penguin Team 6?

    Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 08:09 AM (CIS44)

    15 The majority held, sua sponte, that because there is no statute stating or suggesting that US Congress has empowered the CEQ to issue rules binding on other agencies, the CEQ has no lawful authority to promulgate such regulations.

    There are SO MANY rules like this that allow someone not elected, not appointed to write an email that ends up being THE LAW.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2024 08:09 AM (gbOdA)

    16 JustTheNews:

    Cellular carriers have told Congress they possess intact phone usage data from the vicinity where two pipe bombs were planted during the Jan. 6 incident, directly disputing FBI testimony that agents couldn't identify a suspect because the phone data was corrupted, a key House chairman tells Just the News.

    The revelations from Rep. Barry Loudermilk, R-Ga., the chairman of the House Administration oversight subcommittee, adds new intrigue to a debate that has gripped Washington for nearly four years: Why can't the FBI with so much evidence and manpower identify the suspect who planted the explosive devices at the Democrat and Republican Party headquarters hours before the Capitol was breached.

    Posted by: SMOD at November 14, 2024 08:09 AM (xqf2N)

    17 That was bold

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2024 08:09 AM (Q4IgG)

    18 Finally. A GOP President-elect who is playing offense. Will Thune deliver? Gaetz resigns from House ahead of attorney general confirmation fight

    ---------------

    Is it wise to resign one job before getting another? What does he know that we don't?

    Posted by: Decaf at November 14, 2024 08:09 AM (unUNN)

    19 yesss!

    embedded close tags ftw!

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at November 14, 2024 08:09 AM (gY0JQ)

    20 Penguin Team 6?
    Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 08:09 AM (CIS44)

    Otters are better are surprise.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2024 08:10 AM (gbOdA)

    21 Good morning!
    Lovely picture, MisHum!!

    Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2024 08:10 AM (u1uWe)

    22 Is it wise to resign one job before getting another? What does he know that we don't?
    Posted by: Decaf at November 14, 2024 08:09 AM (unUNN)

    Confirm him or he is your new Senate colleague.

    Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 08:10 AM (CIS44)

    23 Willowed from Pixy…

    It’s hilarious how the FNM still doesn’t get it…. They think denouncing Hegseth and Gaetz as unconventional (or whatever) will hurt them… not realizing that for Trump voters this is EXACTLY what we wanted when we voted for DJT. Like cats chasing laser beams….
    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2024 08:07 AM (ANuwa)

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2024 08:10 AM (ANuwa)

    24 Good morning, Mis Hum!

    Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 08:10 AM (N0dT2)

    25 "Word on the street in the AoSHQ cafeteria"

    Do you have a waffle maker or is breakfast "Continental"?

    Posted by: fd at November 14, 2024 08:11 AM (cuqfS)

    26 A CIA official has been charged with leaking highly classified US intelligence about Israel’s potential plan to retaliate against Iran for a missile strike earlier this year.

    Asif W. Rahman

    Who would have thunk it?

    Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2024 08:11 AM (gbOdA)

    27 “ You will be secure, because there is hope; you will look about you and take your rest in safety.”

    Job 11:18

    Posted by: Marcus T at November 14, 2024 08:11 AM (rTx0Q)

    28 Morning Double J. Did we forget that we picked up a Senate Seat, when Romney retired?

    Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 08:11 AM (YCxFk)

    29 Mis Hum pulling a double shift
    Good morning horde

    Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2024 08:12 AM (VoOKY)

    30 Murkowski and Collins will vote for Gaetz in the end. They both love power, and want Chairmanships

    Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 08:12 AM (YCxFk)

    31 Is it wise to resign one job before getting another? What does he know that we don't?
    Posted by: Decaf

    He knows that if they won't confirm him, he can join them as senator to replace Rubio.

    Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 14, 2024 08:12 AM (wbDAs)

    32 good morning MisHum, Horde

    Posted by: callsign claymore at November 14, 2024 08:12 AM (JcnCJ)

    33
    P’Nut the Squirrel was ‘marked for death’ and decapitation from the start — as rabies test results reveal tragic twist

    That's the night that the lights went out in New York
    That's the night that they hung an innocent squirrel
    Well, don't trust your soul to no backwoods New York lawyer
    'Cause the judge in the town's got bloodstains on his hands

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2024 08:13 AM (EsZUh)

    34 P'Nut the Squirrel was marked for death and decapitation from the start, as rabies test results reveal tragic twist


    Anytime an animal is tested for rabies, it is decapitated and the head sent out for analysis. I didn't want to say anything at the time because it's gross. We used to have to do this at the vet I worked for.

    Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 14, 2024 08:13 AM (SfhV1)

    35 Day 432 of the Sefton Computer Hostage Crisis.

    I remember watching the Iran shit as a kid. This is only slightly less painful.

    Posted by: Same Old Same Old at November 14, 2024 08:13 AM (Ua9Fu)

    36 As soon as congress is in session it must outlaw de-banking. If Melania and Barron Trump can be de-banked then any and all of us can also be abused this way. De-banking is obviously a punishment purely at some malicious creep's discretion.

    Posted by: Decaf at November 14, 2024 08:13 AM (unUNN)

    37 23. Spot frickin on Linus. We voted for this. Bulls in the China shop?

    Looking at the math, we look good to keep the Senate in 2026. House will be very tough in a two year itch. Get er done now, and then confirm judges for 4 years

    Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 08:14 AM (YCxFk)

    38 Gatez has been "under investigation" since 2021. Sex stuff and drug stuff... allegedly. But, more to the point, since 2021 and they've not found anything? Or are they using some info for blackmail? I think it's the first one.

    More drama to add to this particular nominee's confirmation hearings.

    What a shit show.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2024 08:14 AM (Q4IgG)

    39
    He knows that if they won't confirm him, he can join them as senator to replace Rubio.

    Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 14, 2024 08:12 AM


    good point

    Posted by: AltonJackson at November 14, 2024 08:14 AM (tljrc)

    40 Day 432 of the Sefton Computer Hostage Crisis.

    I remember watching the Iran shit as a kid. This is only slightly less painful.
    Posted by: Same Old Same Old at November 14, 2024 08:13 AM (Ua9Fu)

    We should add a day counter on the homepage

    Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 08:14 AM (CIS44)

    41 Man found dead in tanning bed at Planet Fitness in Indianapolis 3 days after he walked into the gym

    Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2024 08:15 AM (gbOdA)

    42 Day 432 of the Sefton Computer Hostage Crisis.
    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2024 08:07 AM (EsZUh)/i]

    That reminds me of El Rushbo during the early days of the Slick Willie administration. "America Held Hostage".

    Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 08:15 AM (N0dT2)

    43 As soon as congress is in session it must outlaw de-banking. If Melania and Barron Trump can be de-banked then any and all of us can also be abused this way. De-banking is obviously a punishment purely at some malicious creep's discretion.
    Posted by: Decaf


    I am pretty sure it is illegal already under the public access rule. The problem is uneven enforcement.

    Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 14, 2024 08:15 AM (wbDAs)

    44 Mornin’, All. Happy Friday Eve.

    Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 08:15 AM (v6JzV)

    45 FIRST!!!!!

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 08:15 AM (Zz0t1)

    46 morning horde, happy friday eve....

    prayers up for all that need it and jj's computer...

    i saw a tweet from vivek last night, based on the court rulings he cited, him and musk intend to turn govt cuts into a blood bath....

    the use of chevron, WV vs EPA, SEC v jarkesy, and others hints at tens of thousands of regulations being canexed, and that goes for the people monitoring them as well.

    Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 14, 2024 08:15 AM (v6XNT)

    47 Good morning again dear horde and a bold happy birthday to you mh

    Thanks again for turning me on to PJW love the snark.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 14, 2024 08:16 AM (RIvkX)

    48 He knows that if they won't confirm him, he can join them as senator to replace Rubio.
    Posted by: Thomas Paine


    They seem to not have learned that Team Trump plays 4 dimensional chess for laughs.

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 14, 2024 08:16 AM (hOUT3)

    49 @23

    >>They think denouncing Hegseth and Gaetz as unconventional (or whatever) will hurt them…

    The GOPe is weak and are easily swayed the MSM and besides, the GOP is part of a Uniparty structure that runs the whole of government as an insiders club.

    They are not going to confirm Gaetz or any other picks that they see as outside the system.

    Thune has indicated that they will allow for recess appointments, lets see if he actually means what he says.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 14, 2024 08:16 AM (XV/Pl)

    50 i saw a tweet from vivek last night, based on the court rulings he cited, him and musk intend to turn govt cuts into a blood bath....


    Be still my heart

    Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 14, 2024 08:16 AM (SfhV1)

    51 So you mail a squirrel head to a state office?
    Maybe a drive up window chop chop.

    Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 14, 2024 08:17 AM (yO2ME)

    52 What's a guy gotta do to get some barrel time these days? Auto close tags is so fancy schmancy.

    Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 08:17 AM (N0dT2)

    53 No way in hell, will the Senate DK the choice of a POTUS pick after a landslide. Aint gonna happen

    Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 08:17 AM (YCxFk)

    54 14 Penguin Team 6?
    Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 08:09 AM (CIS44)

    I don't think he's using Linux.

    Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2024 08:17 AM (UnA8+)

    55 Gatez has been "under investigation" since 2021. Sex stuff and drug stuff... allegedly. But, more to the point, since 2021 and they've not found anything? Or are they using some info for blackmail? I think it's the first one.

    More drama to add to this particular nominee's confirmation hearings.

    What a shit show.
    Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2024 08:14 AM (Q4IgG)

    The DOJ found nothing to move forward with, the House allowed the ethics investigation to continue. Thus the animosity towards Mrs. Luntz.

    Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 08:17 AM (CIS44)

    56 I'm not sure Gaetz will be confirmed, as Miss Lindsey, Murk and Collins have already come out against him. However it's good to see who is coming out against him in the bureaucracy because it clarifies who the problems actually are
    -------

    Except others hide behind useless yes votes while the other known problem people take the fall for scuppering.

    Like when "McCain" killed the Obamacare thing. Sure. It was just McCain and it was "personal". Uh-huh.

    Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 08:17 AM (ksjMr)

    57 “Well, that’s not exactly true because she won the popular vote,” Rogan noted.

    “Not Kamala though,” his guest pointed out.

    “No, but Kamala was a terrible candidate. The difference between her and Hillary is night and day,” Rogan said, going on to contrast how Clinton would not have sabotaged herself like Harris when she appeared on “The View” and couldn’t come up with anything to differentiate herself from President Joe Biden.



    With the latest things coming out about how bad the dems have been cheating, I do NOT believe that Hillary won the popular vote.

    I wouldn't have an issue with a woman President, but you'd have to run a woman that wasn't a stark raving bitch communist shithead, and you haven't come close to that yet.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 08:18 AM (Zz0t1)

    58 Asif W. Rahman

    Who would have thunk it?
    Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2024 08:11 AM (gbOdA)
    =-==

    Hey!

    He had a top-secret clearance unlike you lowlifes.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 14, 2024 08:18 AM (RIvkX)

    59 The Morning Report wishes you a wonderful day. If you have some stress later, think back to this.

    Think of all the room in that lake. Bet it's deep too. How long would it take to fill?

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 14, 2024 08:18 AM (0eaVi)

    60 > If Melania and Barron Trump can be de-banked then any and all of us can also be abused this way.
    -------
    Wut... they were 'de-banked?' For real?

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2024 08:18 AM (Q4IgG)

    61 Did I miss the computer fundraiser for JJ? please let me know I'd like to donate

    Posted by: isolden at November 14, 2024 08:18 AM (dB99g)

    62 DU: "There are only Christians, Jews, and Infidels."
    ---------

    These people. Showing off that broad knowledge base again. I don't even know if you could make it up.

    Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 08:18 AM (ksjMr)

    63 Man found dead in tanning bed at Planet Fitness in Indianapolis 3 days after he walked into the gym
    Posted by: rhennigantx


    Which reminds me of my favorite scene in Dorothy Sayers' novel The Unpleasantness at the Bellona Club.

    "He's been dead three days!"

    Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 14, 2024 08:18 AM (wbDAs)

    64
    I don't think he's using Linux.
    Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2024 08:17 AM (UnA8+)




    It's a cute penguin, tho.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 08:18 AM (Zz0t1)

    65 So you mail a squirrel head to a state office?


    Yep. There's a special saw you use, and a special box to mail it into the Dept of Agriculture if I remember correctly.

    Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 14, 2024 08:19 AM (SfhV1)

    66 FBI delenda est. Polymarkets' exact prediction of the election results a week in advance would've put a lot of doubt on the "fortified" results the DNC was cooking up, but at least they can get their revenge with the raid.

    Posted by: Ian S. at November 14, 2024 08:19 AM (wItF4)

    67 49. Thomas we do not want that. No more revolving doors at the AG position, like the first term. Confirm him, and let him do his thing for 4 years. Like Garland did for Biden

    Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 08:19 AM (YCxFk)

    68 I need a drink.

    Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at November 14, 2024 08:19 AM (DobEs)

    69 We need a Moron A-Team to mount a rescue mission for JJ's computer, even if it is a Mac.
    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2024 08:08 AM (EsZUh)

    Penguin Team 6?
    Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 08:09 AM (CIS44)

    the Empress has been spotted in the building recently, i'm sure she'd send her para'llama battalion out on a surgical strike and recover mission...

    Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 14, 2024 08:20 AM (v6XNT)

    70 Polymarket had the Gop losing the House most of the cycle

    Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 08:20 AM (YCxFk)

    71
    Wacky prediction: mush-brained Fetterman will vote to confirm all of the president's nominees.

    Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 08:20 AM (7UtLL)

    72 Today is National Pickle Day.

    Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2024 08:20 AM (NpAcC)

    73
    Bring Me the Head of Peanut the Squirrel

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2024 08:20 AM (EsZUh)

    74 It’s pretty obvious that Gaetz knows all the potential charges and investigations of him since 2021 are pure unadulterated bullshit. He is not acting at all like a man that has something to hide or someone who can be blackmailed. They have nothing zero nada on him… I’m sure that galls them…

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2024 08:20 AM (HSqCq)

    75 If I remember, JJ has a Mac. Going down the Mac road can be very expensive, especially if you own platform-specific software like PhotoShop.

    Ten years ago or so, you could walk into a Wal Mart and buy a cheap Windows netbook for less than $200. Those were pushed out of the market in favor of tablets.

    I have a couple of those netbooks and they're great.

    Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 14, 2024 08:21 AM (WPL6O)

    76 Auto close tags is so fancy schmancy.
    Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 08:17 AM (N0dT2)
    ====

    I comment commando-style.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 14, 2024 08:21 AM (RIvkX)

    77 At VOX

    The scale of those cuts would be catastrophic. In October, Musk himself said his plan to slash the federal budget would cause economic turmoil, cause markets to crash, and “necessarily involve some temporary hardship.” Experts have also said Musk’s $2 trillion figure is more than merely aspirational — it’s practically impossible to find that much money to cut without putting social programs on the chopping board.

    10% of Medicare Medicaid is fake.
    There are around 5 M people on SS over 120.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2024 08:21 AM (gbOdA)

    78 I wouldn't have an issue with a woman President, but you'd have to run a woman that wasn't a stark raving bitch communist shithead, and you haven't come close to that yet.

    It's too bad Winsome Sears isn't eligible. But she'll be a great governor after Youngkin.

    Posted by: Ian S. at November 14, 2024 08:21 AM (wItF4)

    79 You wake up with a squirrel head in your bed, convincing you to star Johnny Fontane in your next movie.

    Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 14, 2024 08:21 AM (gm9Sb)

    80 Lovely mystery click. Right in my wheelhouse and a prime example of why American music is the only music. OK, fine, that is pretty jingoistic but I don't give a rip.

    Another proof point that has a certain Jimmy Vaughan vibe.

    Hey Sweet Mama
    Blood Brothers ft. Mike Zito & Albert Castiglia
    https://youtu.be/cZaxPf-M69Y

    Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 14, 2024 08:21 AM (vO42M)

    81 Man found dead in tanning bed at Planet Fitness in Indianapolis 3 days after he walked into the gym
    ------------

    😐

    Three days? Maybe they were waiting for the resurrection.

    😎

    YAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH

    Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 08:21 AM (ksjMr)

    82 56 Except others hide behind useless yes votes while the other known problem people take the fall for scuppering.

    Like when "McCain" killed the Obamacare thing. Sure. It was just McCain and it was "personal". Uh-huh.
    Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 08:17 AM (ksjMr)

    If you can't strongarm your party into doing what needs to be done, GTFO.

    We don't need spineless worms with less human value than a diabetic, syphilitic truck stop whore.

    Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2024 08:21 AM (UnA8+)

    83 Today is National Pickle Day.
    Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2024 08:20 AM (NpAcC)


    We should have a pickle party!
    *thinks about what that actually means*
    Nevermind!

    Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 08:21 AM (N0dT2)

    84 Auto close tags is so fancy schmancy.
    Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 08:17 AM (N0dT2)



    It makes your nick look funny if you make the Recent Comments section on the main page.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 08:22 AM (Zz0t1)

    85 As soon as congress is in session it must outlaw de-banking. If Melania and Barron Trump can be de-banked then any and all of us can also be abused this way. De-banking is obviously a punishment purely at some malicious creep's discretion.
    Posted by: Decaf


    I am pretty sure it is illegal already under the public access rule. The problem is uneven enforcement.
    Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 14, 2024 08:15 AM (wbDAs)

    -----------------

    In that case the culprit banks need to be sued now that there is a change in the land. Perhaps even jail the exec who ordered the de-banking.

    Posted by: Decaf at November 14, 2024 08:22 AM (unUNN)

    86
    i saw a tweet from vivek last night, based on the court rulings he cited, him and musk intend to turn govt cuts into a blood bath....

    the use of chevron, WV vs EPA, SEC v jarkesy, and others hints at tens of thousands of regulations being canexed, and that goes for the people monitoring them as well.

    Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 14, 2024 08:15 AM


    it moved

    Posted by: AltonJackson at November 14, 2024 08:22 AM (tljrc)

    87 There are SO MANY rules like this that allow someone not elected, not appointed to write an email that ends up being THE LAW.
    Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2024 08:09 AM (gbOdA)

    — —
    That’s a feature, not a bug, of living in a highly developed techno-bureaucratic Administrative State.

    We wanted the Constitution of the United States what we’ve been getting is the Constitution of the European.

    As is the case with most of these things, I blame Woodrow Wilson (with some assists from the Roosevelt cousins).

    Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 14, 2024 08:22 AM (6ydKt)

    88 In a clip played widely this morning on CNN, Mike Huckabee proclaims, "there's no such thing as a Palestinian". In the attached video he goes even further. Trump and Huckabee promise peace in the region. Ya, like the US Cavalry brought peace to the Great Plains.

    And soon there won't be. If only there was something the people who really care about this could have done.

    That is what the Chump voters, the Stein voters, and refuse to vote Harris people dictated. Nation of martyrs it is, the people have spoken and the Palestinians "supporters" demand they be utterly annihilated.

    There are only Christians, Jews, and Infidels. Or to christofascists, only Christians and Infidels. Maybe we're all just "humans" or something. What a silly notion!

    No More West Bank? Problem solved! It's being optioned for Hotels. Throwing the vote because Biden couldn't get anything done has certainly cut off their noses to spit their faces.

    If countries like Saudi Arabia, UAE, Egypt, and Qatar fail to aid the Palestinians, their genocide is assured. Trump will do nothing to help Palestinians. He sees Gaza as the new Monaco, another playground for the rich.

    Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 14, 2024 08:22 AM (ycI94)

    89 Wacky prediction: mush-brained Fetterman will vote to confirm all of the president's nominees.

    If you didn't see, Fetterman described Trump's nominees as "God-tier trolling to own the libs in perpetuity".

    I don't care who you are, that's fucking hilarious.

    Posted by: Ian S. at November 14, 2024 08:22 AM (wItF4)

    90 56. Sadly McCain knew he was dying, and hated Trump for personal reasons.

    Goober always voted for Dem Cab picks, so he will vote for Gaetz

    Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 08:22 AM (YCxFk)

    91 Morning Everyone. Usually lurk But yesterday was such a fantastic day. I just had to jump in and say hooray.

    Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at November 14, 2024 08:22 AM (hTBp0)

    92
    The scale of those cuts would be catastrophic. In October, Musk himself said his plan to slash the federal budget would cause economic turmoil, cause markets to crash, and “necessarily involve some temporary hardship.”

    Nobody in the FedGov cared about economic turmoil, crashing markets or "temporary hardship" four years ago. My level of pity is zero point zero.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2024 08:23 AM (EsZUh)

    93 Lovely mystery click. Right in my wheelhouse and a prime example of why American music is the only music. OK, fine, that is pretty jingoistic but I don't give a rip.

    Another proof point that has a certain Jimmy Vaughan vibe.

    Hey Sweet Mama
    Blood Brothers ft. Mike Zito & Albert Castiglia
    https://youtu.be/cZaxPf-M69Y
    Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 14, 2024 08:21 AM (vO42M)


    Imagine being as good as Jimmy Vaughan - and yet still being the SECOND best guitarist in the family.

    Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 08:23 AM (N0dT2)

    94 As soon as congress is in session it must outlaw de-banking. If Melania and Barron Trump can be de-banked then any and all of us can also be abused this way. De-banking is obviously a punishment purely at some malicious creep's discretion.
    Posted by: Decaf

    I am pretty sure it is illegal already under the public access rule. The problem is uneven enforcement.
    Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 14, 2024 08:15 AM (wbDAs)


    We could file a class action lawsuit against the bank by all the people who secretly dream of running into Melania at the ATM.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2024 08:24 AM (ExV1e)

    95 Even Gaetz enemies know he has a brilliant legal mind, that is why they are so scared of him

    Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 08:24 AM (YCxFk)

    96 prayers up for all that need it and jj's computer...

    I suspect JJ's computer is pining for the fjords.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2024 08:24 AM (ExV1e)

    97 It's too bad Winsome Sears isn't eligible. But she'll be a great governor after Youngkin.
    Posted by: Ian S. at November 14, 2024 08:21 AM (wItF4)



    Well, you Winsome, you Losesome.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)

    98 10% of Medicare Medicaid is fake.
    There are around 5 M people on SS over 120.
    Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2024 08:21 AM (gbOdA)

    Listen, I paid all that money into the system against my will even though I kept voting for the same schmucks over and over during my lifetime. Hands of my welfa...my social security!

    Posted by: Zombie Grandpa Joe Boomer at November 14, 2024 08:25 AM (5MA0f)

    99 It makes your nick look funny if you make the Recent Comments section on the main page.
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 08:22 AM (Zz0t1)


    I comment from too many different places to ever make that list. I have a hash of hashes!

    Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 08:25 AM (N0dT2)

    100 Morning Everyone. Usually lurk But yesterday was such a fantastic day. I just had to jump in and say hooray.
    Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at November 14, 2024 08:22 AM (hTBp0)



    Welcome. Don't be a stranger.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)

    101 i saw a tweet from vivek last night, based on the court rulings he cited, him and musk intend to turn govt cuts into a blood bath....

    the use of chevron, WV vs EPA, SEC v jarkesy, and others hints at tens of thousands of regulations being canexed, and that goes for the people monitoring them as well.

    Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 14, 2024 08:15 AM

    it moved
    Posted by: AltonJackson

    I just had a thrill run up and down my legs.

    Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 14, 2024 08:25 AM (vO42M)

    102 I suspect JJ's computer is pining for the fjords.
    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2024 08:24 AM (ExV1e)



    Lovely plumage.

    Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 14, 2024 08:26 AM (aD39U)

    103 and musk intend to turn govt cuts into a blood bath.

    "Cut everything. We never do, because somebody might cry. Too bad. They’re called budget cuts because they’re supposed to hurt. Not budget tickles. Fuck you. Cut." -Larry Correia.

    Posted by: NR Pax at November 14, 2024 08:26 AM (NR6c1)

    104 @67

    >>Thomas we do not want that. No more revolving doors at the AG position, like the first term. Confirm him, and let him do his thing for 4 years. Like Garland did for Biden

    I want him there but he's not getting there through the front door, that's for sure.

    This was the reason Trump, out of the gate, has harped on recess appointments.

    I can see fist fights breaking out over motions to call the Senate to recess.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 14, 2024 08:26 AM (XV/Pl)

    105 Nothing worse than Reuters, for fake news

    Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 08:26 AM (YCxFk)

    106 Trump will do nothing to help Palestinians. He sees Gaza as the new Monaco, another playground for the rich.
    Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 14, 2024 08:22 AM (ycI94)
    ====

    Inshallah.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 14, 2024 08:26 AM (RIvkX)

    107 McCain wasn't the only R who wanted to squash the Ocare Repeal they promised for years. Not by a longshot. That's my point.

    Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 08:26 AM (ksjMr)

    108 Look at how many Republicans voted to consent to Merrick Garland.

    I don't want to hear one word from them about Matt Gaetz. Unfortunately they already have opened their mouths. Stupid party.

    Also Andrew McCarthy is tsk tsking JD Vance over his support of Gaetz.

    Yeah. He assured us all the DOJ was in good hands with Garland.

    Do any of you even hear yourselves?

    Posted by: blaster at November 14, 2024 08:26 AM (QfvaV)

    109
    I suspect JJ's computer is pining for the fjords.
    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2024 08:24 AM (ExV1e)



    If it IS a Mac, he had to take it to some hippie, doucheknot wearing pothead, so he's lucky if it hasn't been pawned yet.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 08:26 AM (Zz0t1)

    110 He knows that if they won't confirm him, he can join them as senator to replace Rubio.
    Posted by: Thomas Paine

    They seem to not have learned that Team Trump plays 4 dimensional chess for laughs.
    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 14, 2024 08:16 AM (hOUT3)
    *******
    If he doesn't get confirmed Trump will appoint him to a position that does not need confirmation.

    Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2024 08:26 AM (NpAcC)

    111 JJ's computer is never coming back, is it?

    Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 14, 2024 08:26 AM (SfhV1)

    112 Good morning!

    Posted by: gp Feels So Smoochie at November 14, 2024 08:26 AM (Q8V7a)

    113 Nothing worse than Reuters, for fake news
    Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 08:26 AM (YCxFk)



    *MSNBC has entered the chat.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)

    114 Hasn't it been only about 4 weeks tomorrow that JJ's computer went in for an anal probe? Seems a LOT longer.

    Sure miss you, JJ!

    Posted by: Brunnhilde at November 14, 2024 08:27 AM (3AwA+)

    115 i saw a tweet from vivek last night, based on the court rulings he cited, him and musk intend to turn govt cuts into a blood bath....

    Be still my heart
    Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 14, 2024 08:16 AM (SfhV1)

    sorry to get your heart racing so early in the day grammie ...

    Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 14, 2024 08:27 AM (v6XNT)

    116 Am I allowed to say I am worried about JJ.

    Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 08:27 AM (ksjMr)

    117 Hey, Food!

    Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 08:27 AM (v6JzV)

    118 Leftists leaving X.

    Bye Felicia!

    Posted by: blaster at November 14, 2024 08:27 AM (QfvaV)

    119 > Man found dead in tanning bed at Planet Fitness in Indianapolis 3 days after he walked into the gym
    --------
    Bet he was pretty crisp.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2024 08:27 AM (Q4IgG)

    120 Trump will do nothing to help Palestinians. He sees Gaza as the new Monaco, another playground for the rich.

    As has been pointed out for decades, the Palestinians could've made Gaza a fabulously wealthy beach resort, but they'd rather kill the Jews.

    Posted by: Ian S. at November 14, 2024 08:27 AM (wItF4)

    121
    Am I allowed to say I am worried about JJ.
    Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 08:27 AM (ksjMr)


    You are.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2024 08:27 AM (EsZUh)

    122 They seem to not have learned that Team Trump plays 4 dimensional chess for laughs.
    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 14, 2024 08:16 AM (hOUT3)



    Trump is a stupid doodyhead that has no clue what he's doing and never learns a thing........

    He f*cking WON!!????

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)

    123 Morning again everyone, thx MisHum.
    Dennis Prager badly injured his back in a fall and is hospitalized per Seb Gorka.

    Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 14, 2024 08:28 AM (/y7Fe)

    124 Hey, Food!
    Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 08:27 AM (v6JzV)


    Mornin', Glub!

    Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 08:28 AM (N0dT2)

    125 > If Melania and Barron Trump can be de-banked then any and all of us can also be abused this way.
    -------
    Wut... they were 'de-banked?' For real?
    Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2024 08:18 AM (Q4IgG)

    ----------------

    Yes, I read it the other day. I think it was in one of ace's threads.

    Posted by: Decaf at November 14, 2024 08:28 AM (unUNN)

    126 @50

    >>i saw a tweet from vivek last night, based on the court rulings he cited, him and musk intend to turn govt cuts into a blood bath....

    Per statute and practice, it's easier to cut whole departments than individuals.

    So expect The Bobs, ie Vivek and Musk, to be running the train on the Administrative State.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 14, 2024 08:28 AM (XV/Pl)

    127 Even Gaetz enemies know he has a brilliant legal mind, that is why they are so scared of him

    ===

    He has a brilliant legal mind?

    Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 08:28 AM (V13WU)

    128 Hey, Food!
    Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 08:27 AM (v6JzV)



    *WHISTLE*

    Flag on the play.

    Skip has not declared it can be lunch yet.

    15 yard penalty. Remains 2nd down.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)

    129 Amidst all my election glee I will admit that the Kari Lake outcome is depressing and confounding. I like her a lot but there must be something about her personality that annoys some significant group of people…. She ran substantially behind Trump in AZ. I’m still convinced she win the gubernatorial race in 2022 and was cheated… but twice “losing” statewide races probably ends her political career. Maybe Trump can find a lower level position for her somewhere… maybe helping Homan with the border.

    BTW…. I will admit mild disappointment that we’ll never again seen Kyrsten Sinema’s hooker boots on the senate floor…

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2024 08:29 AM (HSqCq)

    130 75 I have a couple of those netbooks and they're great.
    Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 14, 2024 08:21 AM (WPL6O)

    — —

    There are some lower end x86 laptops for sale around $300 or so with older and much less powerful CPUs and low amounts of RAM & storage.

    But if you need something cheap and quick for basic web browsing, video watching, and light office work then Chromebooks are still the way to go. Asus is making some high-end Chromebooks that are actually pretty good as well.

    Of course, you have to be willing to submit to Google, but I don’t think a lot of Android phone users would really mind that. P

    Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 14, 2024 08:29 AM (6ydKt)

    131 Wait! Dude at gay ass Planet Fitness was found rotting n stinking in tanning bed wearing an ankle monitor and a syringe/needle in the room? LMFAO. Ankle monitor must have left a strange tan line.

    Planet Fitness and their pussy ass lunk alert and lame ass rules. Bad enough most of them are ghetto ass shitholes. Guess they need a dead guy in the tanning bed alert.

    Posted by: JROD at November 14, 2024 08:29 AM (IlL6s)

    132 Am I allowed to say I am worried about JJ.

    Dunno if it's allowed, but I've had the same thought that the computer thing is a smokescreen.

    Posted by: Ian S. at November 14, 2024 08:29 AM (wItF4)

    133 Ny Times has a problem with Hesgeth's Tatoo's, but no problem with Tranny Soldiers in the Fox Hole.

    LOL

    Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 08:29 AM (YCxFk)

    134 Dennis Prager badly injured his back in a fall and is hospitalized per Seb Gorka.
    Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 14, 2024 08:28 AM (/y7Fe)
    ====

    Prayer for complete and speedy healing.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 14, 2024 08:29 AM (RIvkX)

    135 BTW…. I will admit mild disappointment that we’ll never again seen Kyrsten Sinema’s hooker boots on the senate floor…
    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2024 08:29 AM (HSqCq)

    She could give them to the troon from Delaware so you can still at least see them in the Capital.

    Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 08:30 AM (CIS44)

    136 So why do they have to decapitate an animal and send the head to the lab? Can't they simply get a tissue sample of the brain and send that?

    Posted by: Brunnhilde at November 14, 2024 08:30 AM (3AwA+)

    137 Imagine being as good as Jimmy Vaughan - and yet still being the SECOND best guitarist in the family.
    Posted by: Doof

    I saw Jimmy Vaughan a few weeks ago for the nth time. The band was great as usual but Mr. Vaughan is no longer able to crush it - the march of time is arriving. Go see that band while you can, it is a thing.

    Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 14, 2024 08:30 AM (vO42M)

    138 I'm not sure Gaetz will be confirmed, as Miss Lindsey, Murk and Collins have already come out against him. However it's good to see who is coming out against him in the bureaucracy because it clarifies who the problems actually are
    -------

    Except others hide behind useless yes votes while the other known problem people take the fall for scuppering.

    Like when "McCain" killed the Obamacare thing. Sure. It was just McCain and it was "personal". Uh-huh.
    Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 08:17 AM (ksjMr)
    ********
    Lindsey Graham was on FNC last night and gave the impression that he would vote for Gaetz.

    Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2024 08:30 AM (NpAcC)

    139 BTW…. I will admit mild disappointment that we’ll never again seen Kyrsten Sinema’s hooker boots on the senate floor…

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2024 08:29 AM (HSqCq)


    I wonder why she retired so early?

    Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 14, 2024 08:30 AM (SfhV1)

    140 Here's one of the best things about Trump's Cabinet and Czar picks -

    Nearly every CEO and big NGO head in the US and many around the world are saying to themselves, "How do I suck-up to and get favorable treatment and contracts from someone I've never dealt with or even met? He/she won't even take my calls! Aaaaarrrgh!"

    Posted by: Gref at November 14, 2024 08:30 AM (aBgBM)

    141 Dunno if it's allowed, but I've had the same thought that the computer thing is a smokescreen.
    Posted by: Ian S. at November 14, 2024 08:29 AM (wItF4)
    ====

    *touches side of nose*

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 14, 2024 08:30 AM (RIvkX)

    142

    Melania is irritated with Musk because he keeps yelling MARS a Lago, running through the house and jumping on the furniture while making rocket noises 🚀...

    Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at November 14, 2024 08:30 AM (l1Lgw)

    143 i saw a tweet from vivek last night, based on the court rulings he cited, him and musk intend to turn govt cuts into a blood bath....
    ----------

    I wonder how many government officials and other snakes are now wishing they had just given in to Trump a little bit instead of trying to cheat, ruin, jail and kill him?

    The way they fought him will turn out to be the biggest strategic mistake since General Custer said "hey over that hill I think they're *friendly* Indians".

    Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 08:31 AM (ksjMr)

    144 Hegseth will get asked about his tattoos in hearing.

    He should stand up, disrobe, and flex.

    Here they are Madame Senator. What are your questions?

    Posted by: blaster at November 14, 2024 08:31 AM (QfvaV)

    145 So why do they have to decapitate an animal and send the head to the lab? Can't they simply get a tissue sample of the brain and send that?
    Posted by: Brunnhilde

    A tissue sample fails to send the proper message to serfs?

    Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 14, 2024 08:31 AM (vO42M)

    146 JJ's computer is never coming back, is it?
    Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 14, 2024 08:26 AM (SfhV1)
    ----
    It was sent off to live the rest of its days on a farm...

    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 14, 2024 08:31 AM (7fElN)

    147 I saw Jimmy Vaughan a few weeks ago for the nth time. The band was great as usual but Mr. Vaughan is no longer able to crush it - the march of time is arriving. Go see that band while you can, it is a thing.
    Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 14, 2024 08:30 AM (vO42M)


    I shall look up his schedule. Would be great to see him.

    Time remains undefeated.

    Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 08:31 AM (N0dT2)

    148 He sees Gaza as the new Monaco, another playground for the rich.

    Let's convert Haiti and let Israel gentrify Gaza.

    Posted by: NR Pax at November 14, 2024 08:31 AM (NR6c1)

    149 I like her a lot but there must be something about her personality that annoys some significant group of people

    Yeah, the election supervisors of Maricopa County. Trump needs to apply Federal pressure to make them stop doing obvious election-day jank.

    Posted by: Ian S. at November 14, 2024 08:32 AM (wItF4)

    150 >>i saw a tweet from vivek last night, based on the court rulings he cited, him and musk intend to turn govt cuts into a blood bath....

    Per statute and practice, it's easier to cut whole departments than individuals.

    So expect The Bobs, ie Vivek and Musk, to be running the train on the Administrative State.
    Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 14, 2024 08:28 AM (XV/Pl)

    It moved.

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 14, 2024 08:32 AM (NlWVe)

    151 Hegseth will get asked about his tattoos in hearing.

    He should stand up, disrobe, and flex.

    Here they are Madame Senator. What are your questions?
    Posted by: blaster at November 14, 2024 08:31 AM (QfvaV)

    *Fierce Heterosexual Cory Booker gasps and faints*

    Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 08:32 AM (CIS44)

    152 4 Hegseth will get asked about his tattoos in hearing.

    He should stand up, disrobe, and flex.

    Here they are Madame Senator. What are your questions?
    Posted by: blaster at November 14, 2024 08:31 AM (QfvaV)
    ********
    That would be hot!

    Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2024 08:32 AM (NpAcC)

    153 "Today is National Pickle Day.
    Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2024 08:20 AM (NpAcC)

    We should have a pickle party!
    *thinks about what that actually means*
    Nevermind!
    Posted by: Doof"

    Lots of gherkin around?

    Posted by: fd at November 14, 2024 08:32 AM (cuqfS)

    154 I don’t know where that extra P came from…

    It kinda just leaked out, I guess.

    Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 14, 2024 08:33 AM (6ydKt)

    155 Uh oh.
    Lindsey Graham is making mouth noises like he's a Republican now.
    Telling fellow senators elections have consequences.

    He might have finally seen the calculus that El Jefe Naranja is quite a bit more popular than any Senator Bipartisanship

    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 14, 2024 08:33 AM (3SkHF)

    156 @144

    >>Hegseth will get asked about his tattoos in hearing.

    Though I find tattoos distasteful, many people of a certain generation have tattoos and soldiers skew heavily in that group.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 14, 2024 08:33 AM (XV/Pl)

    157 First duplicate agency to go: ATF

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 14, 2024 08:33 AM (RIvkX)

    158 Hegseth's problem is too much toxic masculinity.

    Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 14, 2024 08:33 AM (SfhV1)

    159 Hegseth will get asked about his tattoos in hearing.

    He should stand up, disrobe, and flex.

    Here they are Madame Senator. What are your questions?
    Posted by: blaster

    Having Mazie Hirono have her first orgasm in years during the hearing would be, well, I am not sure about that but it could be pretty epic. Maybe. Maybe not.

    Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 14, 2024 08:33 AM (vO42M)

    160 129. Linus feel the same way about Lake. The short bulldog hair did not help. Ducey really screwed up the AZ GOP along with homewrecker Cindy McCain.

    They say 30k ballots that Trump won, did not vote for Lake

    Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 08:33 AM (YCxFk)

    161 They had two gay dudes going at it in one of the hearing rooms, while filming themselves. And they are going to question someone about a "We The People" tattoo ?? go for it.

    Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 08:34 AM (V13WU)

    162 Though I find tattoos distasteful, many people of a certain generation have tattoos and soldiers skew heavily in that group.

    Yeah. I'm not a fan of tattoos, but I'll allow them on military personnel.

    Posted by: Ian S. at November 14, 2024 08:34 AM (wItF4)

    163 Hirono, that C$nt has been in hiding for 4 years

    Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 08:34 AM (YCxFk)

    164 El Jefe Naranja

    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 14, 2024 08:33 AM (3SkHF)

    STEALING THIS!

    Posted by: pookysgirl sez YOINK! at November 14, 2024 08:34 AM (dtlDP)

    165 It appears that Miss Lindsey has had a change of heart saying "give Matt a chance". Collins and Murk against him so assuming McCormick wins unless there's another defection Gaetz gets confirmed.

    Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 14, 2024 08:34 AM (/y7Fe)

    166 Hegseth's problem is too much toxic masculinity.
    Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 14, 2024 08:33 AM (SfhV1)

    I think that's it.

    Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 08:35 AM (V13WU)

    167 Free state gas can spouts:

    https://tinyurl.com/5xbzzbhn

    F Cali. I don't live there.
    I'm not living by their rules, ie., CARB.

    So impressed by the 3 pack, I'm also ordering a 4 pack.

    Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 14, 2024 08:35 AM (OIPBq)

    168 Man found dead in tanning bed at Planet Fitness in Indianapolis 3 days after he walked into the gym
    --------
    Bet he was pretty crisp.
    Posted by: Martini Farmer


    More like sous vide.

    Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 14, 2024 08:35 AM (wbDAs)

    169 The raid on Polymarket, with all the trademark cheap jackboot theatrics, is the dying bellows of the beast that would have been empowered beyond all imagining from a Harris victory. Gaetz's selection, along with the new FBI chief, is the most important of this administration.

    Posted by: Ordinary American at November 14, 2024 08:35 AM (UseAb)

    170 Collins , Murk AND her sponsor McConnell. He is still there .

    Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 08:35 AM (V13WU)

    171 Governing well will be the best revenge.

    Posted by: Ignoramus at November 14, 2024 08:35 AM (Gqoy+)

    172 BTW…. I will admit mild disappointment that we’ll never again seen Kyrsten Sinema’s hooker boots on the senate floor…
    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2024 08:29 AM (HSqCq)

    She could give them to the troon from Delaware so you can still at least see them in the Capital.
    Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 08:30 AM (CIS44)

    Gag…..

    Grammie - I think Sinema left because she knew she’d lose to Gallego in the primary. The Dem party is now a party almost exclusively of crazy lefties. She stopped a few crazy things (along with Manchin) in the last few years. A dem cannot show any independence…. I think the lump in PA will feel some wrath for the same reason. God forbid a dem should support Israel….

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2024 08:36 AM (HSqCq)

    173 How is this DOGE supposed to work?

    I get the part where it finds and reports on and exposes government waste and fraud- that's great- 'sunlight is the best disinfectant'

    what happens after that?

    where does the authority to make changes come from?

    unless I'm missing something..

    Posted by: Don Black at November 14, 2024 08:36 AM (/7KEl)

    174 The tattoos he will get grief about are the Crusader cross and Deus Vult.

    Because "some people" say they are white Christian Nationalist symbols.

    Posted by: blaster at November 14, 2024 08:36 AM (QfvaV)

    175
    JJ's computer is now with a nice family in the country and gets out every day in the sunshine and is polished and cared for... and.. happy (sob)

    Posted by: Auspex at November 14, 2024 08:36 AM (j4U/Z)

    176 139 I wonder why she retired so early?
    Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 14, 2024 08:30 AM (SfhV1)

    — —-

    Sinema & Manchin pissed a lot of Dems off by not going along with killing the filibuster and other contentious votes.

    I think they were both told that the campaign money spigot was turned off and to seek employment elsewhere.

    Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 14, 2024 08:36 AM (6ydKt)

    177
    I wonder why she retired so early?
    Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 14, 2024 08:30 AM (SfhV1)



    Forced out because not shittard liberal enough is MY guess.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)

    178 It appears that Miss Lindsey has had a change of heart saying "give Matt a chance".


    See? Blackmail DOES work.

    Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 14, 2024 08:36 AM (OIPBq)

    179 I suspect JJ's computer is pining for the fjords.
    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2024 08:24 AM (ExV1e)

    ------------------

    He should give it a decent burial and adopt another one.

    Posted by: Decaf at November 14, 2024 08:36 AM (unUNN)

    180 My prediction for the DOGE: Pain

    Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 08:36 AM (ksjMr)

    181 Is Romney still in the Senate?

    Posted by: Ordinary American at November 14, 2024 08:37 AM (UseAb)

    182 Collin Rugg
    @CollinRugg
    Speaker at Mar-a-Lago: “Where is the George Soros of the Right?”

    Elon Musk: *Raises hand*

    https://tinyurl.com/3adp3ppa

    Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2024 08:37 AM (NpAcC)

    183 Trump and/or his surrogates should be harassing Senate GOP'ers day and night to confirm Trump's picks. I'm sure they've all got secrets that they'd like to remain, you know, secret.

    Blackmail the fuckers. It's probably the only language they'd understand anyway.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2024 08:37 AM (Q4IgG)

    184 Akshually I'm pining for the F150s.

    Posted by: J.J.'s computer at November 14, 2024 08:37 AM (DobEs)

    185 @132 Ian S.- +1 glad others are saying it. I've thought this very thing. I pray he's alright.

    Posted by: JROD at November 14, 2024 08:37 AM (IlL6s)

    186 one silver lining in Maricopa, is that new Republican Pro Trump conservatives, won the election chief and DA races.

    Replacing a RINO and a Marxist Dem. GOP also won Sherriff Joe's old post. Should help in 2026

    Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 08:38 AM (YCxFk)

    187 Hegseth's problem is too much toxic masculinity.
    Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 14, 2024 08:33 AM (SfhV1)



    It saddens me greatly that this phrase even exists......

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)

    188 @181 until 1/1/25

    Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 14, 2024 08:38 AM (/y7Fe)

    189 Gaetz special election is on track to be held by 1/3.

    Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 08:39 AM (CIS44)

    190 re Hegseth - sarcasm for the WIN

    https://tinyurl.com/2nx3sfrr

    Bonchie
    @bonchieredstate
    The risks of picking Peter Hegseth to head the Pentagon are too great.

    I mean, we could end up with spy balloons flying over the country, disastrous pull-outs from warzones, Russia invading Europe, Iran expanding, and a recruitment crisis.

    Best go with another DoD insider.
    7:29 PM · Nov 12, 2024

    Posted by: Gref at November 14, 2024 08:39 AM (aBgBM)

    191 Saw this theory about the Gaetz nomination and laughed:
    @amuse - 3D CHESS: House RINOS seeking revenge for Speaker McCarthy's ouster by @mattgaetz, were poised to release the results of their witch hunt against him on Friday. So Gaetz resigns today causing them to lose jurisdiction over him ending their corrupt investigation.

    4D CHESS: If the Senate won't confirm
    @mattgaetz
    DeSantis could appoint him to the Senate to fill Marco Rubio's seat for the next year. How bout them apples?

    "@seanmdav
    With Gaetz having resigned his seat in the House, if the Senate tries to reject his AG confirmation, DeSantis can always appoint Gaetz to fill Rubio’s Senate seat. Would be interesting to see senators have to choose between Gaetz as AG or as their colleague for years to come."


    Trump is a master troll!

    Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2024 08:39 AM (u1uWe)

    192 181. Romney retired. GOP pickup

    Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 08:40 AM (YCxFk)

    193 The House Ethics Committee has a report about ready on the activities of Gaetz, but since Gaetz has now resigned, they now lack jurisdiction so the report will never see the light of day.

    Posted by: SMOD at November 14, 2024 08:40 AM (RHGPo)

    194 Stefanik special election must be held within 90 days.

    Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 08:40 AM (CIS44)

    195 For the 'ettes/

    Here's a nice looking picture of Pete Hegseth. There's an even better one in today's "NY Post" but I can't find a way to link that:

    https://tinyurl.com/yc7rkp7x

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2024 08:40 AM (pYFML)

    196 “Days of Repentance” devastated Iranian missile production.

    According to assessments in Israel, the Israeli attack damaged solid explosives used in Iran’s ground-to-ground missiles, reducing Iran’s missile production capacity to around 10% of its pre-strike level.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2024 08:40 AM (gbOdA)

    197
    Gaetz special election is on track to be held by 1/3.

    ===

    who are the candidates ?

    Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 08:40 AM (V13WU)

    198 How is this DOGE supposed to work?

    I get the part where it finds and reports on and exposes government waste and fraud- that's great- 'sunlight is the best disinfectant'

    what happens after that?

    where does the authority to make changes come from?

    unless I'm missing something..

    Posted by: Don Black at November 14, 2024 08:36 AM (/7KEl)


    Need strong willed folks on the HAC/SAC. Trump needs to demand "clean" Appropriations bills. But before that, there has to be "clean" Authorization bills. The Authorization bills are where the specifics of government spending are laid out.

    Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 08:40 AM (N0dT2)

    199 Not going to lie. I am enjoying the lamentations of the they/thems over this election.

    Posted by: NR Pax at November 14, 2024 08:40 AM (NR6c1)

    200 "@seanmdav
    With Gaetz having resigned his seat in the House, if the Senate tries to reject his AG confirmation, DeSantis can always appoint Gaetz to fill Rubio’s Senate seat. Would be interesting to see senators have to choose between Gaetz as AG or as their colleague for years to come."

    Trump is a master troll!
    Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2024 08:39 AM (u1uWe)

    Said that upthread

    Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 08:41 AM (CIS44)

    201
    So Gaetz is likely a fake-out, perhaps to lighten the fake hysteria about his other noms.

    Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 08:41 AM (xBXaH)

    202 The House Ethics Committee has a report about ready on the activities of Gaetz, but since Gaetz has now resigned, they now lack jurisdiction so the report will never see the light of day.
    Posted by: SMOD at November 14, 2024 08:40 AM (RHGPo)



    Why were they holding onto it in the first place?

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)

    203 The Babylon Bee Is Graciously Offering To Hire Any Laid-Off Employee From Fake News Rival CNN

    Posted by: SMOD at November 14, 2024 08:41 AM (RHGPo)

    204 So Trump is still toxic and can't work with anyone and needed Russia to beat Hillary and what are the other dead narratives again?

    Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 08:41 AM (ksjMr)

    205 who are the candidates ?
    Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 08:40 AM (V13WU)

    I dunno, just saw that the state was moving quickly on it, on my way out the door this am.

    Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 08:41 AM (CIS44)

    206 Why were they holding onto it in the first place?
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)

    Cause it's empty.

    Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 08:42 AM (CIS44)

    207 >>“ You will be secure, because there is hope; you will look about you and take your rest in safety.”

    Job 11:18




    Thanks, Marcus T!

    Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2024 08:42 AM (u1uWe)

    208 So Trump is still toxic and can't work with anyone and needed Russia to beat Hillary and what are the other dead narratives again?
    Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 08:41 AM (ksjMr)



    Basically everything they've been saying about him for the last 10 years.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 08:42 AM (Zz0t1)

    209 193 The House Ethics Committee has a report about ready on the activities of Gaetz, but since Gaetz has now resigned, they now lack jurisdiction so the report will never see the light of day.
    Posted by: SMOD at November 14, 2024 08:40 AM (RHGPo)

    They'll just leak it.

    Posted by: Ordinary American at November 14, 2024 08:42 AM (UseAb)

    210 Governor Ron needs to pick a strong Senator that will run in 2026, and take it off the table. No placeholders.

    He cannot pick a house member, we are getting low.

    How about Pam Biondi, former AG, and Trumper

    Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 08:42 AM (YCxFk)

    211 I thought Sinema had a great opportunity to drop the.Democrat affiliation and run as an Independent, but she didn’t have the heart or will to work that hard. So she just retired.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2024 08:42 AM (W6hoT)

    212 >There's an even better one in today's "NY Post" but I can't find a way to link that:
    -----


    right click on the image
    select 'open image in new tab'
    use that url to make a tinyurl

    Posted by: Don Black at November 14, 2024 08:42 AM (/7KEl)

    213
    Cause it's empty.
    Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 08:42 AM (CIS44)



    "I have concrete evidence of Trump Russia collusion!!!!"

    - - - - - - Adam Schiff

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)

    214 173 How is this DOGE supposed to work?

    I get the part where it finds and reports on and exposes government waste and fraud- that's great- 'sunlight is the best disinfectant'

    what happens after that?

    where does the authority to make changes come from?

    unless I'm missing something..

    Posted by: Don Black at November 14, 2024 08:36 AM (/7KEl)

    — —

    It won’t really be a department, only Congress can create and fund a new agency.

    This will be more like a presidential committee that is supposed to study, report, and make recommendations no later than July 2026.

    Then Trump will have to do the things that he can do alone and Congress will have to change laws to do the things Trump can’t do via executive orders, etc.

    Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 14, 2024 08:43 AM (6ydKt)

    215 209. Right . some Rino will call his buddies at the NYT

    Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 08:43 AM (YCxFk)

    216 Leon Panetta
    Bill Perry
    David Norquist

    ZERO POINT ZERO FUCKING MILITARY EXP.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2024 08:43 AM (gbOdA)

    217
    Rubio term expired in 2029. So up for reelection in 2028.

    Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 08:44 AM (xBXaH)

    218 Trump is a master troll!
    Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2024 08:39 AM (u1uWe)

    No no I've been assured by the higher ups here that he doesn't do his homework and relies on his ego, people kissing his ass, and blind luck to get by. And that both debates would end him because they "get under his skin".

    It would probably shock some people to find out that there's a lot of room between Trump is a 19D Grand Wizard of Everything and Trump is the Lousiest Piece of Shit Scumbag Ever.

    Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 08:44 AM (ksjMr)

    219 Morning, folken! I'm at the electron mine and fiddling around before starting "work." Some kind of new (fed?) regulation declares that people who make under a certain figure every year have to be classified as "non-exempt," meaning eligible for overtime . . . but it also means they have to punch a time clock.

    I'm $600 under the new limit, which goes into effect on 1/1/25. And I do not want to be the only person in my office who has to clock in and out. I did it in my previous job, and hated it, but have been "exempt" since 2018.

    Yet another reason to plan retirement for this year. . . .

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2024 08:44 AM (J2vNu)

    220 Rubio term expired in 2029. So up for reelection in 2028.
    Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 08:44 AM (xBXaH)




    Wait.........what year is this? Where am I?

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

    221 One of the hags on the view said Hegseth served like 5 or 6 years and was a mid rank. He served 20 and was a major with 2 bronze stars.

    Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 08:45 AM (CIS44)

    222 Switzerland: 67% of prisoners are foreigners

    I'm sure the number in the US is high too.

    I figure that you just give them a death sentence and eject them from the country. If they come back, you go directly to execution.

    Posted by: SMOD at November 14, 2024 08:45 AM (RHGPo)

    223 I Meme Therefore I Am
    @ImMeme0
    I will never understand why all Karens are so evil.

    https://tinyurl.com/4duyh75w

    Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2024 08:45 AM (NpAcC)

    224 This guy from Pittsburgh, Richard Mellon, gave 150 million to Trump and the GOP thru Pac's

    Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 08:45 AM (YCxFk)

    225 @193 SMOD, if the report is anti Gaetz it will be leaked to a propaganda ministry. If it exonerates him it will be a secret

    Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 14, 2024 08:45 AM (/y7Fe)

    226
    Gaetz's role is to make the "real" nom look "reasonable"

    Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 08:46 AM (xBXaH)

    227 217
    Rubio term expired in 2029. So up for reelection in 2028.
    Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 08:44 AM (xBXaH)

    I think FLA is a reset state and must run at next general election in 2026.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2024 08:46 AM (gbOdA)

    228 Good morning good people.

    What fresh hell will PeDJT unleash on the feeble-minded today?

    Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2024 08:46 AM (WXNFJ)

    229 "Bring Me the Head of Peanut the Squirrel"

    Thanks for the laugh, Hadrian

    Posted by: callsign claymore at November 14, 2024 08:46 AM (JcnCJ)

    230 @ImMeme0
    I will never understand why all Karens are so evil.

    https://tinyurl.com/4duyh75w
    Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2024 08:45 AM (NpAcC)



    I will pray for mercy on her soul she denies exists.

    It will likely not be granted, but I will pray for it.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

    231 We're about to crash into a fiscal wall. Deficit spending is larger than nominal GDP growth. The Old School Multiplier was spend $1 and get $3 in growth, Now we spend $1 and get back $0.33.

    With the right cuts the pain will be short-lived and localized.

    Not making cuts will lead to the Mother of All Stagflations.

    Posted by: Ignoramus at November 14, 2024 08:46 AM (Gqoy+)

    232 "Time remains undefeated."

    But Mick Jagger is giving it a run for its money.

    Posted by: Brunnhilde at November 14, 2024 08:46 AM (3AwA+)

    233 Appointing Gaetz to the senate would be awesome. In extremely red Florida (now) he’d be a shoo-in for reelection in 28…. For this reason I think he’ll end up AG. Plenty of senators don’t want him as a long-term colleague

    That is a real world example of 4D chess. Spock lifts his eyebrow in approval

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2024 08:47 AM (HSqCq)

    234 I'm very concerned about what 2.5 year mega scandal they have planned.

    It's exceedingly rare I get to test one of my theories. And one of my theories is they have a yuge scandal (or other unforeseen thing) planned to overtake the "news" for the next 2.5 years.

    If they don't, it means they really expected him to be dead and have been totally blindsided. I don't buy for a second that they have no backup plan to deal with him becoming president again. It worries me.

    Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 08:47 AM (ksjMr)

    235
    Do you all forget that Gaetz exposed the corrupt DOJ when they tried to frame him?

    Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 08:47 AM (xBXaH)

    236 NYPost: Rand Paul to target ‘COVID cover-up’ as head of Senate Homeland Security committee

    Posted by: SMOD at November 14, 2024 08:47 AM (RHGPo)

    237 >>>who are the candidates ?

    I'm in FL-1, Gaetz's district.

    DeSantis and his people need to get busy finding a quality candidate to back. State Rep. Michelle Salzman is not the answer.

    Posted by: one hour sober at November 14, 2024 08:47 AM (Y1sOo)

    238 Good morning good people.

    What fresh hell will PeDJT unleash on the feeble-minded today?
    Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2024 08:46 AM (WXNFJ)


    Howdy, TP. Can you elaborate on the "good people" thing you keep mentioning? How does one know if they are among said group?
    I'm asking because I need a "stretch goal".

    Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 08:48 AM (N0dT2)

    239 Rubio term expired in 2029. So up for reelection in 2028.
    Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 08:44 AM (xBXaH)


    I believe elections for appointed "interim" Senators are always held on the next regular election to fill the remainder of the term. So, whoever DeSantis appoints will have the job until 2026 and would then need to run for re-election in 2026 and 2028 which would put it back on the correct schedule.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2024 08:48 AM (ExV1e)

    240 201
    So Gaetz is likely a fake-out, perhaps to lighten the fake hysteria about his other noms.
    Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 08:41 AM (xBXaH)

    For me, the Tell was when he resigned from the House immediately. I believe Gaetz wanted the ethics report to die, House Leadership wanted it to go away, everyone wanted a face saving way out of a bad situation, and they all went to Trump to make a deal to make it look like Gaetz was leaving for some other reason.

    What does Trump get? Gaetz becomes a lightning rod for criticism and by doing so makes it easier for the other nominees to go through. If this view is true, then Gaetz will remove his name from consideration before any confirmation hearings.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2024 08:48 AM (W6hoT)

    241 They say 30k ballots that Trump won, did not vote for Lake
    Posted by: Jonah

    -----------
    Sadly, there remains a large contingent of McCain cultists with the AZ GOP. Lake pissed them off in 2022 and they would have no part of her Senate run.

    The results from Maricopa County confirm that. For the first time since 2012, the Republican candidate that was on every countywide ballot (Federal, State, and County) won, except Lake. And her deficit to Guy-eggo wasn't even close.

    Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 14, 2024 08:48 AM (Vyll1)

    242 Today I expect Trump to announce his new head of HHS and that person to become LITERALLY Hitler.

    Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 08:48 AM (CIS44)

    243 ELON: THE ECONOMY IS NOT A ZERO-SUM GAME

    “I think generally, people should always be wary that they may have, either consciously, or perhaps mostly subconsciously, internalized the notion of a zero-sum game, or a fixed pie.

    News to every (D) voter.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2024 08:48 AM (gbOdA)

    244 But Walz retired a General and personally defeated Alexander the Great.

    Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 08:48 AM (ksjMr)

    245 I think it obvious that no one watches the View, and those that do, do it for the same reason people would visit Barnum's circus attractions like the Bearded Lady and other horribles.

    Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 08:49 AM (V13WU)

    246 Governor Ron needs to pick a strong Senator that will run in 2026, and take it off the table. No placeholders.

    He cannot pick a house member, we are getting low.

    How about Pam Biondi, former AG, and Trumper
    Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 08:42 AM (YCxFk)
    ********
    Pam would be great.
    Lara Trump implied last night on FNC that she would be interested in that position.

    Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2024 08:49 AM (NpAcC)

    247 Another possibility for Florida Senator - Lara Trump.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2024 08:49 AM (W6hoT)

    248 DOGE, huh?

    "The Doge of Venice was the highest role of authority within the Republic of Venice (697 CE to 1797 CE). The word Doge derives from the Latin Dux, meaning "leader[.]" (Wiki) (The same Latin word that gave us "duke" and "duct," I believe.)

    For some reason I thought a "doge" was a place, but hokay, "leader." I wouldn't be surprised if Musk, who is an educated fellow, knows the derivation of this word.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2024 08:49 AM (J2vNu)

    249 Wait until Trump removes Powell as chair of the Fed citing his Article II powers and cases like Seila Law v. CFPB. Then heads will really explode.

    Posted by: Marcus T at November 14, 2024 08:49 AM (Q7yzj)

    250 Germany: Police raid pensioner’s house and drag him to court after he retweets meme calling Green minister an ‘idiot’

    .. the best from our 'betters' in Europe

    Posted by: SMOD at November 14, 2024 08:49 AM (RHGPo)

    251 @214

    I suspected as much
    I think there are people who think Musk can just make things go away with a thumbs down- he can't
    even the President can't

    remember, this was the thinking behind 'line item veto' which never happened

    it is going to be way more difficult
    the groups benefiting from the grift will not go quietly

    Posted by: Don Black at November 14, 2024 08:49 AM (/7KEl)

    252
    Gaetz outwitted Garland and shut him right the fuck down. The House"ethics" committee hasn't got nothing on Gaetz.

    Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 08:50 AM (xBXaH)

    253 On the local news now: Sales of Plan B contraceptive up over 1000% starting the day after the election.

    Why are so many women so stupid?
    (please don't answer, I am disgusted enough at this news)

    Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2024 08:50 AM (u1uWe)

    254 This guy from Pittsburgh, Richard Mellon, gave 150 million to Trump and the GOP thru Pac's
    Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 08:45 AM (YCxFk)

    He's gellin'.

    Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2024 08:50 AM (Aqu9a)

    255 I'm in FL-1, Gaetz's district.

    DeSantis and his people need to get busy finding a quality candidate to back. State Rep. Michelle Salzman is not the answer.

    ==

    Ok

    Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 08:50 AM (V13WU)

    256 "The Doge of Venice was the highest role of authority within the Republic of Venice (697 CE to 1797 CE). The word Doge derives from the Latin Dux, meaning "leader[.]" (Wiki) (The same Latin word that gave us "duke" and "duct," I believe.)

    For some reason I thought a "doge" was a place, but hokay, "leader." I wouldn't be surprised if Musk, who is an educated fellow, knows the derivation of this word.
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2024 08:49 AM (J2vNu)

    Yes this is where it come's from. It is why he named his Crypto DOGE Coin.

    Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 08:50 AM (CIS44)

    257 I think it obvious that no one watches the View, and those that do, do it for the same reason people would visit Barnum's circus attractions like the Bearded Lady and other horribles.
    Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024


    ***
    They watch The View because the only alternative is endless paid programming and infomercials for Jacuzzi shower remodeling? (They could, yanno, *read a book,* but that would be hard, yo.)

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2024 08:51 AM (J2vNu)

    258 I think FLA is a reset state and must run at next general election in 2026.
    Posted by: rhennigantx


    2029

    senate.gov/senators/Class_III.htm

    Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 14, 2024 08:51 AM (OIPBq)

    259 But Walz retired a General and personally defeated Alexander the Great.
    Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 08:48 AM (ksjMr)


    You asked for it! (and I just saw it performed live)

    https://youtu.be/pvpxXCUjlGw

    Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 08:51 AM (N0dT2)

    260 Ya know, I hadn't thought about the side benny of the election of all these loser libs closing out their X accounts.

    That will show us!!

    Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2024 08:52 AM (WXNFJ)

    261 On the local news now: Sales of Plan B contraceptive up over 1000% starting the day after the election.

    Why are so many women so stupid?
    (please don't answer, I am disgusted enough at this news)
    Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2024 08:50 AM (u1uWe)

    Why can't they just all shave their heads or something?

    Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2024 08:52 AM (Aqu9a)

    262 If you didn't see, Fetterman described Trump's nominees as "God-tier trolling to own the libs in perpetuity".

    I don't care who you are, that's fucking hilarious.
    Posted by: Ian S.

    This is actually why I find Fetterman worrying, long term. He has that relatable, blunt Trump energy, and masks his otherwise extremely liberal views well. He's speaking much better now after his stroke, and comes from a critical swing state. He could be a force to be reckoned with in a few more years.

    Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 14, 2024 08:53 AM (LKDxf)

    263 >>Also Andrew McCarthy is tsk tsking JD Vance over his support of Gaetz.
    Yeah. He assured us all the DOJ was in good hands with Garland. Do any of you even hear yourselves?



    McCarthy has never met a government lawyer he could denounce. Odd.

    Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2024 08:53 AM (u1uWe)

    264 If they don't, it means they really expected him to be dead and have been totally blindsided. I don't buy for a second that they have no backup plan to deal with him becoming president again. It worries me.
    Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 08:47 AM (ksjMr)

    I think they absolutely, completely believed that their Lawfare against Trump would work, and that the only backup plan was Mr. Crooks at the Butler rally. I think with that, they had thrown in everything they had, and got nothin’ left. The usual pissing and moaning, of course, but nothing more.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2024 08:53 AM (W6hoT)

    265 there are still ugly things that biden's people can do in the waning hours of his administration; the raid on polymarket. Recently read how obama rammed some anti-Israel resolution (with the help of his right hand susan rice) in the UN.

    Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 08:54 AM (V13WU)

    266 Lake was not a good nominee. People don't like her. It isn't complicated. Anyone else would have won, just like in Georgia in 2022. Whatever, but it's annoying to throw seats away for no reason.

    Posted by: mikeybates at November 14, 2024 08:54 AM (UDriI)

    267

    LOL

    For fucks sake....

    So the so-called abortion pill is the Democrats' equivalent to our Ammo & Guns??

    Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 08:54 AM (xBXaH)

    268 Reading about the CIA Muslim who leaked the Israeli plans, and saw another mention of the "5 Eyes." Maybe there was a time when I trusted those nations, but those days are gone. Can we end that old alliance?

    Posted by: Wally at November 14, 2024 08:54 AM (UwOfL)

    269 259 good morning, Doof. No one does headbanging history or literature like Maiden.

    Posted by: callsign claymore at November 14, 2024 08:55 AM (JcnCJ)

    270 Behold the power of Trump-jitsu!

    Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2024 08:55 AM (Aqu9a)

    271 Bold Greetings are always available to those who know how to wield them.

    Posted by: no one of any consequence at November 14, 2024 08:55 AM (+H2BX)

    272 Just saw that Ezra Klein went on a big lefty podcast and admitted Kamala lost because Democrats have failed at governing major cities. He’s almost there, just needs to get to “they aren’t failing, they’re succeeding at their agenda and that’s why everything went to shit”.

    Posted by: Ian S. at November 14, 2024 08:55 AM (QZThv)

    273 >>Hegseth's problem is too much toxic masculinity.


    My favorite part is the criticism of tattoos.
    Because it's only OK if we have men in uniform wearing lipstick, heels, and "furry" kink dog masks!

    Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2024 08:55 AM (u1uWe)

    274 Graham supports Gaetz

    Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 08:55 AM (YCxFk)

    275 there are still ugly things that biden's people can do in the waning hours of his administration

    I wonder if he will now. He got screwed by his own party, and he knows it.

    Posted by: Same Old Same Old at November 14, 2024 08:55 AM (Ua9Fu)

    276 lol Bolton is outraged at Tulsi Gabbard’s appointment. The jealousy is dripping off him

    Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2024 08:56 AM (W6hoT)

    277 Another possibility for Florida Senator - Lara Trump.
    Posted by: Tom Servo


    You really want to see heads explode?
    Barron Trump.

    But alas, Barron has 12 years to go.

    Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 14, 2024 08:56 AM (OIPBq)

    278 I’ve read somewhere, but can’t confirm, that Kari Lake supported Obama in ‘08 and ‘12.

    Perhaps a lot of long-time Republicans in Arizona remember her for that and aren’t impressed by her conversion to Trumpism in 2020?

    She was also a Phoenix new anchor for a long time.
    Maybe they had enough of seeing her face in TV?

    Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 14, 2024 08:56 AM (6ydKt)

    279 I will pray for mercy on her soul she denies exists.

    It will likely not be granted, but I will pray for it.
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)
    *******
    I pray that all these crazy leftists get a wakeup call from God.
    May they see the light and truth and change their evil ways.

    Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2024 08:56 AM (NpAcC)

    280 We're watching a well-mannered even cheerful political shock and awe campaign taking place. It's historic.

    Posted by: Ordinary American at November 14, 2024 08:57 AM (UseAb)

    281 On the local news now: Sales of Plan B contraceptive up over 1000% starting the day after the election.

    Why are so many women so stupid?
    (please don't answer, I am disgusted enough at this news)
    Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2024 08:50 AM (u1uWe)

    =====

    Do the fatties know it doesn't work on them?

    Posted by: Jordan61 at November 14, 2024 08:57 AM (xOnCy)

    282 Eva Longoria fled 'dystopian' America and is 'privileged' to now be living in Mexico and Spain with her family. The Texas born actress, who has spent her 'whole adult life' in California, says she feels the American 'chapter in my life is done now' and no longer wants to live in Los Angeles, alleging the city has been 'changing'. Longoria, who has Spanish citizenship, and her producer husband José Bastón, a native of Mexico, have been living abroad with their six-year-old son Santiago while she works on her CNN miniseries Searching for Spain.

    .. well she is right that LA is a shithole now

    Posted by: SMOD at November 14, 2024 08:57 AM (RHGPo)

    283 242 Today I expect Trump to announce his new head of HHS and that person to become LITERALLY Hitler.

    More like Goering and Himmler rolled into one sinister character.

    Posted by: Auspex at November 14, 2024 08:57 AM (j4U/Z)

    284 I listened to Fettrman's (2+ hr)interview with ROgan. I am not worried about PA. He is beatable, and if it wasn't for the OZ fiasco we could have had McCormick way back then. But, water under the bridge...

    Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 08:57 AM (V13WU)

    285 I think they absolutely, completely believed that their Lawfare against Trump would work, and that the only backup plan was Mr. Crooks at the Butler rally. . . .
    Posted by: Tom Servo

    I'm still amazed that they didn't engage a better patsy than Crooks. A Tier 24 Operator? C'mon.

    Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2024 08:57 AM (WXNFJ)

    286 Why can't the FBI with so much evidence and manpower identify the suspect who planted the explosive devices at the Democrat and Republican Party headquarters hours before the Capitol was breached.

    There is no intrigue. Kyle Seraphin - while he was with the FBI, followed the suspect on camera to a metro station in DC. The cameras there tracked him to using a metro card. Cameras in VA followed him getting into a car with VA license plates bought by the same person who bought the Metro card. That person is a gov contractor, retired military, with explosives expertise. Kyle surveilled his house and was ready to interview him when he was reassigned to track down J6 suspects. He cautions that the suspect could have loaned his Metro card and car to someone else.

    Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 14, 2024 08:57 AM (Da7Vv)

    287 Andrew McCarthy is a National Review hack, but Hannity and others treat him like legal God. Right, he did Support Garland and Eric Holder. POS

    Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 08:58 AM (YCxFk)

    288 Bold Greetings are always available to those who know how to wield them.
    Posted by: no one of any consequence



    Yes. They are.

    Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 14, 2024 08:58 AM (OIPBq)

    289 165 It appears that Miss Lindsey has had a change of heart saying "give Matt a chance". Collins and Murk against him so assuming McCormick wins unless there's another defection Gaetz gets confirmed.
    Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 14, 2024 08:34 AM (/y7Fe)

    The longer this goes, the more it looks like Marc Elias is going to steal that seat for Casey.

    Hopefully they don't let him, but since PA has a deeply Left Wing Supreme Court...

    Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2024 08:58 AM (UnA8+)

    290 Biden regime imposes new tax on the way out the door

    The Environmental Protection Agency finalized a new rule taxing methane emissions as the outgoing regime looks to impose its climate agenda on the oil and gas industry on the way out the door.

    when did the EPA get authority to impose taxes?

    Posted by: Don Black at November 14, 2024 08:59 AM (/7KEl)

    291 I'm still amazed that they didn't engage a better patsy than Crooks. A Tier 24 Operator? C'mon

    A real operator would’ve been too obviously working for the government, even for dumb Democrat voters.

    Posted by: Ian S. at November 14, 2024 08:59 AM (QZThv)

    292 I am having fun picturing boring flat corrupt dummy Bolton as the Donald Sutherland meme.

    Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 08:59 AM (ksjMr)

    293 Matt Gaetz is one funny-looking dude, though.

    Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 08:59 AM (v6JzV)

    294 Penn has a new Republican State Attorney General coming in. Fetterman and Shapiro on notice?

    Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 08:59 AM (YCxFk)

    295 Graham supports Gaetz
    Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 08:55 AM (YCxFk)



    The wind must've blown a direction.....

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 08:59 AM (vf0Uk)

    296 I wonder if he will now. He got screwed by his own party, and he knows it.
    Posted by: Same Old Same Old at November 14, 2024 08:55 AM (Ua9Fu)

    Have you noticed how happy Biden has been since the election? He’s obviously overjoyed that Kamala lost, and vindicated his view that he should have been the nominee. When he was having his meeting with Trump yesterday, I was thinking about all the libs who had sworn that Trump would never set foot in the Oval Office again. Well look at the screen, there he is, with Joe Biden himself saying “”Welcome Back!”

    Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2024 09:00 AM (W6hoT)

    297 I don't see much point in anyone on the right buying MSNBC. For what? To turn it conservative or something? Couple problems, there. For one thing, TV is almost over. It does with the boomers. It wouldn't have an audience for very long. Secondly, cable providers would just stop offering it, anyway.

    But, if they're selling it for a song, I could see doing it just to shut off the cameras and force those flying monkeys to ride out their contracts in blessed, beautiful silence while you raffle off all the physical plant to porno companies.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2024 09:00 AM (7oYYI)

    298 Lake was not a good nominee. People don't like her. It isn't complicated. Anyone else would have won, just like in Georgia in 2022. Whatever, but it's annoying to throw seats away for no reason.
    Posted by: mikeybates at November 14, 2024 08:54 AM (UDriI)


    People say this but no one beat her in the primaries. It's like saying that DeSantis would have gotten 400 EVs if he'd been the nominee. If you think she's bad and that someone else would have done better, you have to get that someone else past her. If they get the nomination, they're losers.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2024 09:00 AM (ExV1e)

    299 I pray that all these crazy leftists get a wakeup call from God.
    May they see the light and truth and change their evil ways.
    Posted by: redridinghood

    Amen. It's true that the second most important Commandment is to love thy neighbors, even if they are ***kheads.

    I may have added that last part.

    Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2024 09:00 AM (WXNFJ)

    300 Stunned Jake Tapper utters 5 words he ‘never contemplated using’ after Trump taps Matt Gaetz as AG

    ‘US Attorney General Matt Gaetz’

    Posted by: SMOD at November 14, 2024 09:00 AM (RHGPo)

    301 Is it wise to resign one job before getting another? What does he know that we don't?
    ------------------
    Cuz Dems have no legs to stand on after installing Garland.

    Posted by: Pudinhead at November 14, 2024 09:00 AM (AdHga)

    302 Crooks only failed by the grace of God and nothing more.

    Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 09:00 AM (ksjMr)

    303 What Fetterman can't see is that Trump isn't trolling, he's simply and audaciously picking the right people for the jobs in a time of national urgency.

    Posted by: Ordinary American at November 14, 2024 09:00 AM (UseAb)

    304 good morning, Doof. No one does headbanging history or literature like Maiden.
    Posted by: callsign claymore at November 14, 2024 08:55 AM (JcnCJ)


    Good morning, Double C!

    To buttress your comment --
    Senior year of high school, English lit class. Had a really cool teacher. Book report time, one guy in my class brings in some bootleg video of Maiden performing "Rime of the Ancient Mariner". Gets full credit. And the respect of quite a few of us.
    That dude is a f*ucking legend!

    Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 09:01 AM (N0dT2)

    305 >Matt Gaetz is one funny-looking dude, though.
    ---

    Eyebrows McForehead

    Posted by: Don Black at November 14, 2024 09:01 AM (/7KEl)

    306 Democrats vow to obstruct President-Elect Trump again

    .. they already are "rueing the day"

    Posted by: SMOD at November 14, 2024 09:01 AM (RHGPo)

    307 Trump is not done honoring Corey either. You can take that to the bank and cash it.

    Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 09:01 AM (ksjMr)

    308 "Gaetz's role is to make the "real" nom look "reasonable"

    Sure, Jan

    Posted by: Marcia at November 14, 2024 09:01 AM (89Sog)

    309 I wouldn't have an issue with a woman President, but you'd have to run a woman that wasn't a stark raving bitch communist shithead, and you haven't come close to that yet.
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 08:18 AM (Zz0t1)

    Exactly. The left keeps running totalitarians who happen to have a uterus. Their defining characteristic is their lust for power, not their chromosome arrangement.

    Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 14, 2024 09:01 AM (s9EYN)

    310 268 Reading about the CIA Muslim who leaked the Israeli plans, and saw another mention of the "5 Eyes." Maybe there was a time when I trusted those nations, but those days are gone. Can we end that old alliance?
    Posted by: Wally

    Great Britain has become more totalitarian than...

    No, won't repeat it. Just don't go there and pray in public.

    Posted by: Auspex at November 14, 2024 09:02 AM (j4U/Z)

    311 Fetterman looks like a bum that just got woken up while he was sleeping near the overpass. Informal is one thing; he’s more like drunken hobo

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2024 09:02 AM (nrfI8)

    312 My favorite part is the criticism of tattoos.
    Because it's only OK if we have men in uniform wearing lipstick, heels, and "furry" kink dog masks!


    I saw Slate is pushing that a good way to resist Trump is to read a new romance novel about gay furry illegal immigrant Muslims. The left continues to outpace parody.

    Posted by: Ian S. at November 14, 2024 09:02 AM (QZThv)

    313 Well said and simple Tom Servo. Lawfare did not work, and the Deep State Assassin failed.

    Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 09:02 AM (YCxFk)

    314 Bold Greetings are always available to those who know how to wield them.
    Posted by: no one of any consequence



    Yes. They are.
    Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices

    fify LOL

    Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2024 09:02 AM (WXNFJ)

    315 My finest memory of high school, English lit class

    "I have interests a broad"

    Posted by: SMOD at November 14, 2024 09:02 AM (RHGPo)

    316 Senior year of high school, English lit class. Had a really cool teacher. Book report time, one guy in my class brings in some bootleg video of Maiden performing "Rime of the Ancient Mariner". Gets full credit. And the respect of quite a few of us.
    That dude is a f*ucking legend!
    -------------------
    Lesson learned - if you shoot an albatross and start seeing psychedelic sea worms you are fucked.

    Posted by: Pudinhead at November 14, 2024 09:02 AM (AdHga)

    317 293 Matt Gaetz is one funny-looking dude, though.
    Posted by: Bulg

    I know, right!?!? What kind of administration would appoint some loser weirdo like him?

    Posted by: Sam Brinton at November 14, 2024 09:03 AM (JCZqz)

    318 Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2024 09:00 AM (W6hoT)

    Being right about stuff really isn't their strong suit.

    Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 09:03 AM (ksjMr)

    319 308 "Gaetz's role is to make the "real" nom look "reasonable"

    Nope. Trump doesn't play those games.

    Posted by: Ordinary American at November 14, 2024 09:03 AM (UseAb)

    320 I'm still amazed that they didn't engage a better patsy than Crooks. A Tier 24 Operator? C'mon.
    Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2024 08:57 AM (WXNFJ)

    One of the greatest blessings possible is to have incredibly incompetent enemies.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2024 09:03 AM (W6hoT)

    321 When the DOJ tried to overthrow the first Trump election, they missed. Gaetz = FAFO

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2024 09:04 AM (mFDGs)

    322 308 "Gaetz's role is to make the "real" nom look "reasonable"

    Sure, Jan
    -----------------
    If you don't like Godzilla the next one is King Kong. Smell the Glove, gimps.

    Posted by: Pudinhead at November 14, 2024 09:05 AM (AdHga)

    323 Exactly. The left keeps running totalitarians who happen to have a uterus. Their defining characteristic is their lust for power, not their chromosome arrangement.
    Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 14, 2024 09:01 AM (s9EYN)

    And they treat Republican women so well, which really bolsters their argument that they care about women.

    Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 09:05 AM (ksjMr)

    324 Mountain West vball players (including SJSU co-captain Brooke Slooser) have filed suit against the conference and SJSU over the dood playing there.

    https://tinyurl.com/hknnyyjd

    Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 09:05 AM (CIS44)

    325 The longer this goes, the more it looks like Marc Elias is going to steal that seat for Casey.

    Hopefully they don't let him, but since PA has a deeply Left Wing Supreme Court...
    Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2024 08:58 AM (UnA8+)

    I was worried but I looked at the AP today. They’ve still called it for McCormick and the recount won’t change things. McCormick is in Washington for senate orientation. Casey is flailing but out

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2024 09:05 AM (nrfI8)

    326 I'm still amazed that they didn't engage a better patsy than Crooks. A Tier 24 Operator? C'mon.

    One of my Jewish friends with contacts in Israel told me the Mossad had the encryption on Crooks messages broken and tracked them to Iran. He also said Iran was the source of the source of funds to allow the second attempt person (Ryan Routh) to travel around the world.

    Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 14, 2024 09:05 AM (Da7Vv)

    327 285 I'm still amazed that they didn't engage a better patsy than Crooks. A Tier 24 Operator? C'mon.
    Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2024 08:57 AM (WXNFJ)

    We're really gonna call Crooks an "Operator" now?

    I thought that term was reserved for Badass Silent Professional Killers.

    Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2024 09:05 AM (UnA8+)

    328 Vance needs to be the most involved VP in American History. He needs to connect with the only Trump voters for 2028.

    Damien is too far left , and Whitmer just lost the Mich State House

    Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 09:06 AM (YCxFk)

    329 Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) pleaded with fellow Republicans to back Donald Trump’s choice as attorney general, Matt Gaetz, after initially sounding skeptical about the bombshell pick.

    Appearing on Fox News’ Hannity on Wednesday, Graham said: “To every Republican, give Matt a chance.”

    Everybody's talking about
    Bagism, Shagism, Dragism, Madism
    Ragism, Tagism, this-ism, that-ism
    Ism ism ism
    All we are saying is give Matt a chance

    Posted by: SMOD at November 14, 2024 09:06 AM (RHGPo)

    330 The wind must've blown a direction.....
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 08:59 AM (vf0Uk)

    Or someone....

    Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 14, 2024 09:06 AM (0eaVi)

    331 Crooks was easier to silence after the shoot

    Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 09:06 AM (YCxFk)

    332 >>Just saw that Ezra Klein went on a big lefty podcast and admitted Kamala lost because Democrats have failed at governing major cities.



    Since when, Ezra?

    Is this because it's finally, finally starting to affect even the affluent big city hipsters like Ezra and his friends?
    Is it because the failure now has a foreign criminal/gang component?
    Is it that big cities have turned homelessness into a growth business?

    Think I will withhold any praise for Ezra's admission because he's only recognizing the smallest, most obvious failure of his beloved party's rule.

    And yeah, not even close to the second part noted above: this is intentional.




    Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2024 09:06 AM (u1uWe)

    333 325 I was worried but I looked at the AP today. They’ve still called it for McCormick and the recount won’t change things. McCormick is in Washington for senate orientation. Casey is flailing but out
    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2024 09:05 AM (nrfI

    Apparently Elias is getting his recount, and has already managed to get all of this into the court system.

    I wish it was over, but it's not over.

    Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2024 09:06 AM (UnA8+)

    334 People say this but no one beat her in the primaries. It's like saying that DeSantis would have gotten 400 EVs if he'd been the nominee. If you think she's bad and that someone else would have done better, you have to get that someone else past her. If they get the nomination, they're losers.
    Posted by: I used to have a different nic

    ---------
    There was another strong conservative in the AZ GOP primary for Senate, Pinal County Sheriff Mark Lamb. That was who I voted for, as I was wary of Lake's chances in the general.

    I guess name recognition won out.

    Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 14, 2024 09:07 AM (Vyll1)

    335 I've mentioned this before, but I seriously believe Trump has kompromat on people. People in the GOP Senate. Blackmail is probably one of the only languages these turds understand.

    I'd be using it to get my preferred cabinet and appointees in place ASAP.

    It's not as if the left doesn't do this routinely. Or the GOP. It's just that the GOP self owns more often than not.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2024 09:07 AM (Q4IgG)

    336 One of the hags on the view said Hegseth served like 5 or 6 years and was a mid rank. He served 20 and was a major with 2 bronze stars.
    Posted by: BruceWayne
    +++
    Was this the same hag who said that Dr Jill was a GREAT doctor and would make an amazing surgeon general?

    Posted by: Florida Peasant at November 14, 2024 09:07 AM (Lo97M)

    337 Elon Musk should buy MSNBC and make Tucker his program manager. Let Joe Rogan livestream for a couple hours every day, maybe offer the time to other podcasters too.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2024 09:08 AM (W6hoT)

    338 Janet Reno, anybody? Eric Holder? Merrick Garland?

    Idiots, crooks and gangsters. Matt Gaetz is our Elliott Ness, and that's why they fear him.

    Posted by: Ordinary American at November 14, 2024 09:08 AM (UseAb)

    339 Damien is too far left , and Whitmer just lost the Mich State House
    --------------------
    This would be a great time to audit the actual citizens that live in Detroit. Should the number revealed be less than 600k then Detroit will lose some serious state monies.

    Posted by: Pudinhead at November 14, 2024 09:08 AM (AdHga)

    340 Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2024 09:05 AM (nrfI

    Why wouldn't the recount change things if they've trucked in a lot of D voting fake ballots?

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2024 09:08 AM (qbz5w)

    341 Was this the same hag who said that Dr Jill was a GREAT doctor and would make an amazing surgeon general?
    Posted by: Florida Peasant at November 14, 2024 09:07 AM (Lo97M)

    No the was Fat Albert Speer (h/t JJ) this was some chick that I do not recognize I guess she is on on the days Fat Ana is not. Sarah something.

    Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 09:08 AM (CIS44)

    342 Hearing Grennel wants Ambassador to Britain

    Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 09:08 AM (YCxFk)

    343 Elon Musk should buy MSNBC and make Tucker his program manager. Let Joe Rogan livestream for a couple hours every day, maybe offer the time to other podcasters too.
    Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2024 09:08 AM (W6hoT)

    Just Livestream his pod everyday like ESPN now does with Pat MacAfee. That's 3 hours done.

    Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 09:09 AM (CIS44)

    344 341 No the was Fat Albert Speer (h/t JJ) this was some chick that I do not recognize I guess she is on on the days Fat Ana is not. Sarah something.
    Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 09:08 AM (CIS44)

    Farah Griffin.

    Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2024 09:09 AM (UnA8+)

    345 >>Vance needs to be the most involved VP in American History. He needs to connect with the only Trump voters for 2028.


    He is so good with the media - as Trump has openly recognized -- that it's likely he'll be the one on the Sunday shows every week explaining and defending the administration's latest policies.

    Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2024 09:09 AM (u1uWe)

    346 Trump will do nothing to help Palestinians. He sees Gaza as the new Monaco, another playground for the rich.
    Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions


    And ya know what? The Palis could have made it that and Israel* would have helped them. But NOOOoooo.... They would rather spend every minute and every dollar trying to kill Jews instead of ensuring peace and security for their grandkids.

    * huh, for some weird reason autocomplete won't suggest that word even after I type "Israe."

    Posted by: Oddbob at November 14, 2024 09:09 AM (/y8xj)

    347 Elon Musk should buy MSNBC and make Tucker his program manager. Let Joe Rogan livestream for a couple hours every day, maybe offer the time to other podcasters too.
    Posted by: Tom Servo

    I wonder what the true sale value of MSNBC is? (Not some BS inflated $$ laundering sum)

    Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2024 09:09 AM (WXNFJ)

    348 Marc Elias- could be Karl Rove’s brother… two fat little self-basting Butterball Turkeys.

    Posted by: tubal at November 14, 2024 09:10 AM (PCK5/)

    349 For Doof:

    [Heartland Institute: "Fracking Boom Masks Obama’s Horrifying Economic Numbers"]
    Isaac Orr (2016) is.gd/O2pzB5

    [Washington Times: "How Fracking Has Saved Obama"]
    Richard Rahn (2014) is.gd/T8Ay89

    [Pull Quotes:]
    "Without fracking of oil and gas deposits, there would have been no economic growth in the U.S. over the past five years."

    2nd paragraph: "During the first five years of the Obama administration, economic growth averaged a dismal 1.2 percent, and only 2.2 percent in the four years since the recovery from the Great Recession began ... [and] the contribution to GDP from the development of [FRACKING] is now running at more than 2.5 percent of GDP per year and rapidly growing. This addition to GDP is expected to peak in 2016 at about 3.2 of GDP, and thereafter reach a permanently higher, steady state, which would not have occurred without [FRACKING] production."

    BOTTOM LINE: Thru DogEater's 1st 5 years, FRACKING contributed more to GDP than the TOTAL economy's GDP # (would have been NEGATIVE otherwise), and the FRACKING component was expected to KEEP RISING during his final 3 years (those #s obviously N/A at that time in 2014).

    Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 14, 2024 09:10 AM (MpEy/)

    350 >>> 326 I'm still amazed that they didn't engage a better patsy than Crooks. A Tier 24 Operator? C'mon.
    ==
    One of my Jewish friends with contacts in Israel told me the Mossad had the encryption on Crooks messages broken and tracked them to Iran. He also said Iran was the source of the source of funds to allow the second attempt person (Ryan Routh) to travel around the world.
    Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 14, 2024 09:05 AM (Da7Vv)

    Wasn't it nice of Brandon, and the JEF before him, to give them soooo much cash. I wouldn't be at all surprised if there were some "advisors" from a certain three-letter agency who helped the process along.

    Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 14, 2024 09:10 AM (zlGo9)

    351 Farah Griffin.
    Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2024 09:09 AM (UnA8+)

    nope sarah something. thats Alyssa

    Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 09:10 AM (CIS44)

    352 They had two gay dudes going at it in one of the hearing rooms, while filming themselves. And they are going to question someone about a "We The People" tattoo ?? go for it.
    Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 08:34 AM

    No need to euphamize. They were buttfucking.

    Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 14, 2024 09:10 AM (8XYYe)

    353 Be aware of Rogan though guys and gals. Elon and Joe are the types who can get bored and then turn on Trump

    Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 09:10 AM (YCxFk)

    354 Republicans flip state House, end historic Democrat trifecta in Michigan

    Posted by: SMOD at November 14, 2024 09:10 AM (RHGPo)

    355 Can we end that old alliance?

    I've never understood it - other than an unsinkable aircraft carrier the old Cold Warriors could use to kickoff the great big final showdown they had a hard on to fight.

    The Brits have always been pricks. They spent the 18th century tying to colonize us - the 19th century harassing us, and the 20th century trying to control our military. Yeah - we speak a common language - so what ? Screw the Brits. Let 'em get by on their own.

    Posted by: Same Old Same Old at November 14, 2024 09:10 AM (Ua9Fu)

    356 Hearing Grennel wants Ambassador to Britain

    Grenell’s been one of the few Trump 1.0 people who never wavered at supporting The Donald afterwards. I’m sure he’ll get anything he wants.

    Posted by: Ian S. at November 14, 2024 09:11 AM (QZThv)

    357 What exactly did Gaetz do that led to a house ethics committee investigation which everybody assumes now he’s trying to silence by resigning? Trey Gowdy this morning said that the more we learn about Trump’s picks, the more we’re going to like them ,the more we learn about Matt Gaetz the less we’re gonna like him.

    Posted by: Jen the original at November 14, 2024 09:11 AM (c82Pc)

    358 337 Elon Musk should buy MSNBC and make Tucker his program manager. Let Joe Rogan livestream for a couple hours every day, maybe offer the time to other podcasters too.
    Posted by: Tom Servo

    The number of viewers, and ad revenue, for time on MSNBC probably isn't worth it to Rogan. I guess they could just rebroadcast his regular YouTube feed to reach the handful of normies that don't get their information directly from YouTube and podcast sites.

    Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 14, 2024 09:11 AM (JCZqz)

    359 I wonder what the true sale value of MSNBC is? (Not some BS inflated $$ laundering sum)
    Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2024 09:09 AM (WXNFJ)

    Just the equipment.

    Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 09:11 AM (CIS44)

    360 Head of U.N.'s nuclear watchdog visits Iran as Mideast wars & Trump's return to power raise worries.

    IAEA says visit to Iran comes as the "space for negotiation & diplomacy is getting smaller."
    ======
    Terror state(s) worried about PDT's return. I guess 4 more years of peace are on their way.

    Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 09:11 AM (hovnC)

    361 lol Democrats are now putting all of their hopes on John Thune’s Senate.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2024 09:11 AM (W6hoT)

    362 I've mentioned this before, but I seriously believe Trump has kompromat on people. People in the GOP Senate. Blackmail is probably one of the only languages these turds understand.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer

    Musk has all their DMs. So, yes, Trump has a treasure trove.

    Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 14, 2024 09:12 AM (8XYYe)

    363 350. May be true Helena, but I think the CIA put out a rouse that Iran was involved in the Trump shooting, to take the heat off the Agency.

    Always use the boogeyman

    Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 09:12 AM (YCxFk)

    364 Someone probably has already addressed this, but please explain to me that if the lesbian who hacked her father to death on Election Day is married to a dude in a dress, is she really a lesbian?

    Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 14, 2024 09:12 AM (BHrzb)

    365 Joe Rogan: “There's a lot of people that don't speak their mind.”

    “Do you know how many artists like musicians/comedians that thanked me for endorsing Trump because they can't do it.”

    “They said they want to, but they don't wanna be attacked. They can't say it.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2024 09:13 AM (gbOdA)

    366 Anybody got an update on the Alfie Oakes thing in Naples, FL?

    Posted by: Zombie Slim Pickens at November 14, 2024 09:13 AM (ZtgZZ)

    367 Marc Elias- could be Karl Rove’s brother… two fat little self-basting Butterball Turkeys.

    Posted by: tubal at November 14, 2024 09:10 AM (PCK5/)

    -------------

    I'm still snickering at Ace's original nickname for Tater Stelter:

    "Butterball Powerbottom."

    Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 14, 2024 09:13 AM (MpEy/)

    368 Bold Greetings are always available to those who know how to wield them.
    Posted by: no one of any consequence



    Yes. They are.
    Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices

    fify LOL
    Posted by: Tonypete


    SNORT.

    Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 14, 2024 09:13 AM (OIPBq)

    369 364 Someone probably has already addressed this, but please explain to me that if the lesbian who hacked her father to death on Election Day is married to a dude in a dress, is she really a lesbian?
    Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 14, 2024 09:12 AM (BHrzb)

    silly boy
    chicks can have dicks

    Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2024 09:13 AM (gbOdA)

    370 362. Pork also works for the small state hacks like Thune and Murk

    Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 09:13 AM (YCxFk)

    371 262 This is actually why I find Fetterman worrying, long term. He has that relatable, blunt Trump energy, and masks his otherwise extremely liberal views well. He's speaking much better now after his stroke, and comes from a critical swing state. He could be a force to be reckoned with in a few more years.
    Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 14, 2024 08:53 AM (LKDxf)

    — —

    I watched some clips from Fetterman’s interview with Rogan.

    While he is a lot smoother politician than you’d guess from looking at the surface, Rogan absolutely tore him a new one over the Dems using immigration to swing states to fix future elections.

    Fetterman just couldn’t come up with a decent spin to save himself.

    Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 14, 2024 09:13 AM (6ydKt)

    372 >>> 357 What exactly did Gaetz do that led to a house ethics committee investigation which everybody assumes now he’s trying to silence by resigning? Trey Gowdy this morning said that the more we learn about Trump’s picks, the more we’re going to like them ,the more we learn about Matt Gaetz the less we’re gonna like him.
    Posted by: Jen the original at November 14, 2024 09:11 AM (c82Pc)

    Trey Gowdy, one of the original rolled-up-sleeves, sternly-worded-letter frauds? Fck that guy.

    Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 14, 2024 09:14 AM (zlGo9)

    373 Grenell being ambassador to Britain is perfect. Lot of puffs there.

    Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 09:14 AM (ksjMr)

    374 Why wouldn't the recount change things if they've trucked in a lot of D voting fake ballots?
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2024 09:08 AM (qbz5w)

    Per the Associated Press website, historically when recounts have been done they only changed a tiny number of votes… like a few hundred at most. McCormick’s current lead is about 26K. No way a recount reverses that. The only way it could flip is if “new” ballots are “found”…. McCormick has lawyers actively challenging the counting of questionable provisional ballots as well as mail-ins that aren’t properly signed and dated. For the Dems it’s 4th and 35 from their own 20 yard line. They could run a miracle play (Stanford band anyone) but it’s highly highly unlikely. The AP considers itself the gold standard so I doubt they’d have this called if there was any question

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2024 09:14 AM (nrfI8)

    375 Trey Gowdy, one of the original rolled-up-sleeves, sternly-worded-letter frauds? Fck that guy.
    Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 14, 2024 09:14 AM (zlGo9)

    He's just jealous of Matt's hair. and butthurt he didn't get AG in 2016.

    Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 09:14 AM (CIS44)

    376 359 I wonder what the true sale value of MSNBC is? (Not some BS inflated $$ laundering sum)
    Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2024 09:09 AM (WXNFJ)

    Envision this sign on the door:
    “MONEY LOSING BUSINESS FOR SALE. REVENUE DECLINING, FUTURE PROSPECTS POOR. INQUIRE WITHIN.”

    Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2024 09:15 AM (W6hoT)

    377 Trey Gowdy, one of the original rolled-up-sleeves, sternly-worded-letter frauds? Fck that guy.
    Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 14, 2024 09:14 AM (zlGo9)

    You have to admit Barr sipped his water funny in a Hearing and really pwned the Democrats.

    Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 09:15 AM (ksjMr)

    378 Ambassadorships to the UK and France are rewards of sort.

    Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 09:15 AM (V13WU)

    379 Janet Reno, anybody? Eric Holder? Merrick Garland?
    Idiots, crooks and gangsters. Matt Gaetz is our Elliott Ness, and that's why they fear him.
    Posted by: Ordinary American at November 14, 2024 09:08 AM (UseAb)

    Janet Reno was hung like a donkey.

    Huge.

    Posted by: Ramone, Male Prostitute Who Worked For Barney Frank at November 14, 2024 09:15 AM (5MA0f)

    380 Sean Davis
    @seanmdav
    Murkowski failed the bar exam four times and only got to be a senator because daddy gave her his seat. Not sure she’s qualified to opine on who’s “serious” or not.

    Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2024 09:15 AM (NpAcC)

    381 Why wouldn't the recount change things if they've trucked in a lot of D voting fake ballots?
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2024 09:08 AM (qbz5w)

    Per the Associated Press website, historically when recounts have been done they only changed a tiny number of votes… like a few hundred at most. McCormick’s current lead is about 26K. No way a recount reverses that. The only way it could flip is if “new” ballots are “found”…. McCormick has lawyers actively challenging the counting of questionable provisional ballots as well as mail-ins that aren’t properly signed and dated. For the Dems it’s 4th and 35 from their own 20 yard line. They could run a miracle play (Stanford band anyone) but it’s highly highly unlikely. The AP considers itself the gold standard so I doubt they’d have this called if there was any question
    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2024 09:14 AM (nrfI

    I'm willing to bet the recount will increase his lead.

    Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 09:15 AM (CIS44)

    382 Best photoshop I've seen in years. Keep up the good work!

    Posted by: Flashman at November 14, 2024 09:16 AM (QF7JN)

    383 364 Someone probably has already addressed this, but please explain to me that if the lesbian who hacked her father to death on Election Day is married to a dude in a dress, is she really a lesbian?
    Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 14, 2024 09:12 AM (BHrzb)

    As long as she keeps voting Demoncrat, they'll accept her as one.

    Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2024 09:16 AM (UnA8+)

    384 Thanks, Linus. I'm glad that McCormick has lawyers on hand.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2024 09:16 AM (MQJVv)

    385 Janet Reno was hung like a donkey.

    Huge.
    Posted by: Ramone, Male Prostitute Who Worked For Barney Frank at November 14, 2024 09:15 AM (5MA0f)

    And held awesome dance parties.

    Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 09:16 AM (CIS44)

    386 >>> 363 350. May be true Helena, but I think the CIA put out a rouse that Iran was involved in the Trump shooting, to take the heat off the Agency.

    Always use the boogeyman
    Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 09:12 AM (YCxFk)

    Oh, totally. They're like the new OMG Russia Russia Russia for some things.

    Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 14, 2024 09:16 AM (zlGo9)

    387 Someone probably has already addressed this, but please explain to me that if the lesbian who hacked her father to death on Election Day is married to a dude in a dress, is she really a lesbian?

    Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 14, 2024 09:12 AM (BHrzb)

    -------------

    Imma gonna go with self-hating lesbian.

    But yeah, like everything it touches, The Left has destroyed language and logic ... but mostly logic.

    Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 14, 2024 09:16 AM (MpEy/)

    388 Obama's Military Coup Purges 197 Officers In Five Years

    Posted by: SMOD at November 14, 2024 09:16 AM (RHGPo)

    389 If you don't like Godzilla the next one is King Kong. Smell the Glove, gimps.

    Eventually they'll get to me, and I'll have the whole lot of conspirators up on Conspiracy to oppress Constitutional Rights, and since there were deaths involved (P'nut and Fred) all of them are up for Capital Punishment. Since Merrick Garland did such a good job of imitating Lavrentiy Beria, we need to see if his imitation also progressed to strangling teen age girls and burying them in his flower bed. We'll have Garland dig up the flower beds by hand to check. No shovels, he's too dangerous to get tools.

    Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 14, 2024 09:17 AM (Da7Vv)

    390 To be somewhat fair to government but nuzzler Andy McCarthy, he did wholeheartedly support Hegseth

    Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 14, 2024 09:17 AM (/y7Fe)

    391 349 For Doof:


    Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 14, 2024 09:10 AM (MpEy/)


    Why, thanks! Appreciate you following up with all of that! Something I'll keep in my arsenal of at-the-ready info on my phone. Along with "Wrong Again - 50 years of Failed Eco-pocalyptic Predictions" -- a collection of copies of actual newspaper articles dating back to the early 70s. I have dumfounded quite a few climate crazies with that one!

    Seriously -- I thank you very much!!!

    Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 09:17 AM (N0dT2)

    392 Weren't Janet Reno and Donna Shalala gonna go on a cross-country RV trip together once they left office?

    Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 09:18 AM (v6JzV)

    393
    I don't understand. Is it Yanni or laurel?

    Posted by: Guy who's always confused at November 14, 2024 09:18 AM (5hfjS)

    394 McCarthy also personally backed a carpet-bagging RINO in the FL-1 primary to defeat Matt Gaetz.

    Posted by: one hour sober at November 14, 2024 09:20 AM (Y1sOo)

    395 Seriously -- I thank you very much!!!
    Posted by: Doof


    That's the nicest thing that anyone's ever done for you!

    Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 09:20 AM (v6JzV)

    396 Surprise! Fauci lied again.

    https://tinyurl.com/3pffaud8

    Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 09:20 AM (CIS44)

    397 Weren't Janet Reno and Donna Shalala gonna go on a cross-country RV trip together once they left office?
    Posted by: Bulg

    Brings a whole new meaning to "Driving the bus."

    Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2024 09:21 AM (WXNFJ)

    398 Which will be reformed into a modern, tolerant and peaceful religion first?

    Islam?
    The Democrat Party?

    'Cause the stuff I'm seeing as to why Kamala didn't go on Rogan, for example, suggest Islam is in the lead toward reformation.

    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 14, 2024 09:21 AM (3SkHF)

    399 Gaetz is the real deal that the Gowdy poseurs of the world fear and loathe.

    Gaetz is allegedly a player with the ladies, and maybe that's where they think they've got him.

    Posted by: Ordinary American at November 14, 2024 09:21 AM (UseAb)

    400 Sorry, never mind. That was Kevin McCarthy.

    Posted by: one hour sober at November 14, 2024 09:21 AM (Y1sOo)

    401 Word on the street in the AoSHQ cafeteria J.J. had to hit up his AoS401K-boom account for pc repairs.

    -------------

    My theory is that the Z-Man had J.J. kidnapped (for helping Trump get re-elected), and he's now being held hostage in Kiev for the ransom payment of two nuclear weapons (code named "Little Marco" and "Nadler Man").

    Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 14, 2024 09:21 AM (MpEy/)

    402 States like Kali and NY that block Trump's efforts to deport illegal aliens should have their Fed funding withheld. Make them hurt for their rebellious "principles"...

    Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 14, 2024 09:22 AM (ynpvh)

    403 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 14, 2024 09:22 AM (ynpvh)


    How are you feeling, jim?

    Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 14, 2024 09:23 AM (SfhV1)

    404 Seriously -- I thank you very much!!!
    Posted by: Doof


    That's the nicest thing that anyone's ever done for you!
    Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 09:20 AM (v6JzV)


    Well, it's close. Also on my phone are some top tier eye candy from Mannix and Sponge.

    Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 09:23 AM (N0dT2)

    405 353 Be aware of Rogan though guys and gals. Elon and Joe are the types who can get bored and then turn on Trump
    Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 09:10 AM (YCxFk)

    Interesting point, but not a fear as I see it. Musk is both too cultured and clear-thinking. He may cool on the whole political scene in time, but not turn on Trump. Rogan on the other hand has a meat-head side to him, but again I think if bored with Trump's successes he'll simply redirect his energies in other cultural directions. The fact is, the Left's lurid displays of hatred and blithering incompetence are driving the podcasts and drawing in the sane, corrective forces like Musk, and that's not going to change.

    Posted by: Ordinary American at November 14, 2024 09:23 AM (UseAb)

    406 CNN

    Why Trump is trying to outrage Washington with his Cabinet picks

    Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2024 09:23 AM (gbOdA)

    407 > Gaetz is allegedly a player with the ladies, and maybe that's where they think they've got him.
    -------
    Under investigation since 2021. Sex and drugs. But apparently no bribery, p3d0 or homo stuff.... so probably a typical dude from FL that they hate because he's not like the rest of the GOP losers.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2024 09:23 AM (Q4IgG)

    408 States like Kali and NY that block Trump's efforts to deport illegal aliens should have their Fed funding withheld. Make them hurt for their rebellious "principles"...
    Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 14, 2024 09:22 AM (ynpvh)

    Yup. You are a "sanctuary state" no more federal funds. If they can withhold them over the drinking age, they can easily do this.

    Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 09:23 AM (CIS44)

    409 London Mayor Sadiq Khan Accuses Donald Trump of Personally Attacking Him

    I am a messenger from Trump. Poor Mayor. I'm afraid my President won't be very pleased with you.

    Posted by: SMOD at November 14, 2024 09:24 AM (RHGPo)

    410 Gaetz is allegedly a player with the ladies, and maybe that's where they think they've got him.

    Chicks are into the Eddie Munster look?

    Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 09:24 AM (v6JzV)

    411 Seriously -- I thank you very much!!!

    Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 09:17 AM (N0dT2)

    -------------

    I appreciate you challenging me on a source/cite. I often intend to research & confirm such allegations -- but of course usually forget to get around to it in an age where we're drinking terabytes from a fire hose.

    Seb Gorka calls it "Moving At The Speed of Trump ..."

    Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 14, 2024 09:24 AM (MpEy/)

    412 JJ's computer is never coming back, is it?
    Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 14, 2024 08:26 AM (SfhV1)

    And neither is the Morning Report. It's over.

    Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 14, 2024 09:25 AM (g8Ew8)

    413 That Kevin McCarthy hates Gaetz is just another feather in his cap. All the right heads are exploding…. Speaking of which if I never hear Andy McCarthy again that’d be just fine. Tired of all the “experts”

    Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2024 09:25 AM (WdMlw)

    414 403 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 14, 2024 09:22 AM (ynpvh)


    How are you feeling, jim?
    Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 14, 2024 09:23 AM (SfhV1)

    Not bad. Will try to remote into work today. Was one hell of a way to lose 10+ lbs in 2 wks.

    Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 14, 2024 09:25 AM (ynpvh)

    415 >>I wonder what the true sale value of MSNBC is? (Not some BS inflated $$ laundering sum)


    A guess?
    It's always been a loss leader that is funded by the may successful NBC/Comcast channels (they have so many).

    Its value has been in its partnership with the DNC, as the party's and Obama/Biden WH spokesmen. The company got tax breaks and other goodies in return.

    Recall that during Obamacare legislation process, MSNBC had a daily 1 hour healthcare news show hosted by Dr. Nancy Snyderman. Show ended when Obamacare passed. Recall the DNC server hack where it was revealed that then DNC head Debbie WS was intimately involved in MSNBC programming, that she even demanded they pull a guest while he was mid-interview on air. Recall Mika getting texts from Valerie Jarrett rebutting what a GOP guest was saying and reading them out to him.

    MSNBC has not been a news channel for a long time, and Comcast's "revenue" from it has been from the government, not the audience/advertisers.

    Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2024 09:25 AM (u1uWe)

    416 Alia: And how can this be? For he is the Kwisatz Haderach!

    Posted by: SMOD at November 14, 2024 09:25 AM (RHGPo)

    417 I appreciate you challenging me on a source/cite. I often intend to research & confirm such allegations -- but of course usually forget to get around to it in an age where we're drinking terabytes from a fire hose.

    Seb Gorka calls it "Moving At The Speed of Trump ..."
    Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 14, 2024 09:24 AM (MpEy/)


    Iron sharpens iron!

    Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 09:26 AM (N0dT2)

    418
    Coming soon: Matt Gaetz raped my mother and handicapped daughter!

    Hoping your fucking "Overton Window" just got moved to the right a couple feet, woketards.

    Posted by: Auspex at November 14, 2024 09:27 AM (j4U/Z)

    419 ‘Hello, my name is Pedro Squirrel. You killed my father. Prepare to die.’

    Posted by: Eromero at November 14, 2024 09:27 AM (jgmnb)

    420 Ten years ago or so, you could walk into a Wal Mart and buy a cheap Windows netbook for less than $200. Those were pushed out of the market in favor of tablets.

    I have a couple of those netbooks and they're great.
    Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 14, 2024 08:21 AM (WPL6O)

    I bought a Windows 10 netbook for 75 bucks from Walmart. Has a detachable keyboard, which is nice. Can be used with the keyboard, or as a tablet.

    Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 14, 2024 09:28 AM (iODuv)

    421
    Remember: We just heard that msnbc & cnn ratings are Way Down

    So OF COURSE they are going to crank up the fake hysterics to 11. They need eyeballs or they're out of a job!

    Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 09:28 AM (0wJJo)

    422 Iron sharpens iron!
    Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 09:26 AM (N0dT2)

    Hey my arm says that!

    Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 09:28 AM (CIS44)

    423 London Mayor Sadiq Khan Accuses Donald Trump of Personally Attacking Him

    I am a messenger from Trump. Poor Mayor. I'm afraid my President won't be very pleased with you.

    Posted by: SMOD at November 14, 2024 09:24 AM (RHGPo)

    ----------------

    [Repeating a great idea by "18-1" from yesterday & my response:]

    I'd like to see the Trump administration move forward with human rights sanctions against Britain for the free speech arrests and making a big showing in accepting refugees from the benighted island.

    Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2024 05:44 PM (oZhjI)

    ------------

    Great idea -- THOSE are the kind of asylum seekers we want coming here ... legally.

    Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 14, 2024 09:28 AM (MpEy/)

    424 Are you saying I could get a longer lunch hour if I don't do a Joe Rogan interview?

    Posted by: CayleyGraph2015 at November 14, 2024 09:28 AM (OetGe)

    425 Hey my arm says that!
    Posted by: BruceWayne


    *sobs*
    -- Michelle Fields

    Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 09:28 AM (v6JzV)

    426 Hey my arm says that!
    Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 09:28 AM (CIS44)


    You have a talking arm??

    Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 09:29 AM (N0dT2)

    427 >>Gaetz is allegedly a player with the ladies, and maybe that's where they think they've got him.

    He was, allegedly.
    He's now married, and she's Palmer Luckey's sister.

    Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2024 09:29 AM (u1uWe)

    428 415
    ...
    The only way to touch something like that is in a bkruptcy sale. Can't pay me enough to take that turd with all the debt and salary contracts tied to it.

    Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 14, 2024 09:29 AM (ynpvh)

    429 You have a talking arm??
    Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 09:29 AM (N0dT2)

    *makes hand puppet*
    don't you?

    Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 09:30 AM (CIS44)

    430
    A
    R
    T

    Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2024 09:30 AM (gbOdA)

    431 Noodus gratia artis

    Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 09:31 AM (v6JzV)

    432 418
    Coming soon: Matt Gaetz raped my mother and handicapped daughter!

    Hoping your fucking "Overton Window" just got moved to the right a couple feet, woketards.
    Posted by: Auspex at November 14, 2024 09:27 AM (j4U/Z)

    In a Bergdorf changing room?- E. Jean Carroll

    Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 14, 2024 09:31 AM (ynpvh)

    433 States who continue to provide sanctuary to illegal aliens have a lot to lose. There is a substantial amount of money they receive for related support. The federal government can argue much of that funding is related to immigration. That includes education, social welfare benefits, etc. The new administration will also be cutting out all the NGO support that Biden was funneling money to under the radar. Combine that with federal supremacy on immigration and the ability of agents to move freely within the state, or use national guard in support of those operations and states don’t have a lot of choices. I’m not sure why they would even go down this road when the number one issue in almost every state is illegal immigration.

    Posted by: Vengeance at November 14, 2024 09:31 AM (Q7yzj)

    434 426 Hey my arm says that!
    Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 09:28 AM (CIS44)

    You have a talking arm??
    Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 09:29 AM (N0dT2)

    Probably the one that holds the singing sword

    Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 14, 2024 09:32 AM (ynpvh)

    435 CNN

    Why Trump is trying to outrage Washington with his Cabinet picks
    Posted by: rhennigantx


    Trump breathing outrages DC. Fuck them.

    Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 14, 2024 09:33 AM (OIPBq)

    436 Trump will do nothing to help Palestinians. He sees Gaza as the new Monaco, another playground for the rich.
    --
    Report from 2035:

    Lake Gaza City (fka Gaza City) is a 4 square mile crystal blue jewel of water sports and recreation in the heart of the Gaza Resorts and Casinos complex that stretches from the river to the sea.

    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 14, 2024 09:33 AM (3SkHF)

    437 Coming soon: Matt Gaetz raped my mother and handicapped daughter!

    Hoping your fucking "Overton Window" just got moved to the right a couple feet, woketards.

    Posted by: Auspex at November 14, 2024 09:27 AM (j4U/Z)

    -----------------

    Gloria Allred already has dozens of women lined up who will "testify" to Gaetz high school rape parties where he grabbed them all by the mish simultaneously!

    Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 14, 2024 09:33 AM (MpEy/)

    438 Word on the street in the AoSHQ cafeteria

    Could you please say "hi" to Chuy if you see him?

    Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 14, 2024 09:33 AM (Xnrdt)

    439 Marc Elias, isn't he one of the people involved in the murders of P'nut and Fred? Conspiracy to oppress the 5th amendment right to liberty and property. Looks like a death penalty case to me.

    Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 14, 2024 09:34 AM (Da7Vv)

    440 437 Coming soon: Matt Gaetz raped my mother and handicapped daughter!

    Hoping your fucking "Overton Window" just got moved to the right a couple feet, woketards.

    Posted by: Auspex at November 14, 2024 09:27 AM (j4U/Z)

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    Gloria Allred already has dozens of women lined up who will "testify" to Gaetz high school rape parties where he grabbed them all by the mish simultaneously!
    Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 14, 2024 09:33 AM (MpEy/)

    Tentacles, man, tentacles.

    Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 14, 2024 09:35 AM (ynpvh)

    441 You have a talking arm??
    Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 09:29 AM


    Just having an arm would be nice.

    Posted by: Michelle Fields at November 14, 2024 09:35 AM (Xnrdt)

    442 I think it obvious that no one watches the View, and those that do, do it for the same reason people would visit Barnum's circus attractions like the Bearded Lady and other horribles.
    Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 08:49 AM (V13WU)

    Sadly, the highest rated morning show. Yes, there are a LOT of stupid viewers out there. Scary.

    Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 14, 2024 09:36 AM (iODuv)

    443 410. More likely the millions of dollars.

    Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 14, 2024 09:37 AM (BeqPD)

    444 Report from 2035:

    Lake Gaza City (fka Gaza City) is a 4 square mile crystal blue jewel of water sports and recreation in the heart of the Gaza Resorts and Casinos complex that stretches from the river to the sea.

    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 14, 2024 09:33 AM (3SkHF)

    ---------------

    "A decade-old U.S. Military Floating Pier rests at the bottom -- and atop the green glass -- of that waterway."

    Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 14, 2024 09:37 AM (MpEy/)

    445 Remember:
    The policy of "skip helping Trump voters" started as "skip helping conservatives" under Obama.

    Yes, they dressed it in nice-sounding phrases about helping minorities and such.

    But government assistance is a zero-sum game--if you're helping more of this group, you have to take from an equally-qualified group.

    The FEMA lady just skipped past the nice-sounding words and went right to the true intent: Fuck whitey.

    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 14, 2024 09:39 AM (3SkHF)

    446 States like Kali and NY that block Trump's efforts to deport illegal aliens should have their Fed funding withheld. Make them hurt for their rebellious "principles"...
    Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 14, 2024 09:22 AM (ynpvh)



    All the illegals will flee to those states.

    Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 14, 2024 09:42 AM (aD39U)

    447 @298 People say this but no one beat her in the primaries. It's like saying that DeSantis would have gotten 400 EVs if he'd been the nominee. If you think she's bad and that someone else would have done better, you have to get that someone else past her. If they get the nomination, they're losers.

    I used to have a different nic

    I don't agree with that. Primary voters often just pick the person who they have heard of, or the person who someone they respect (like Trump) endorses. There is no guarantee they pick people who can win. If Trump endorsed someone else in those primaries, they probably win the primary. Indeed, maybe Lake or Walker don't run at all if Trump makes it clear he would endorse an opponent.

    Posted by: mikeybates at November 14, 2024 09:47 AM (UDriI)

    448 I am reading sources connected to Sodom on Potomac and they read the leaves as: Trump didn't publicly endorse any Senate republican leader as Thune will grant recess appointments.

    We can only hope, but the Blob is deep and powerful.

    Posted by: Danimal28 at November 14, 2024 10:58 AM (klw0w)

    449 Good morning, all! Thanks, MisHum. The gentle easing in (or out, or 🤔🤷‍♀️ ) plan is working, imho.

    I know Chicago made the big news but I suspect the major sanctuary cities have been following a pattern for years - since the very 1st O&Joe administration. It's both well thought out and employing a "hide in plain sight" theory. (Looked at several cities but I'll use the Philly region because of familiarity, and simply cite articles for example & fact.)

    >Billy Penn at WHYY, 'Philly’s 8-year battle to be a sanctuary city' Philadelphia just won a major victory. Here’s how we got to this point. June 10, 2018

    >Roads & Kingdoms & Slate (Every week R&K and Slate co produced a new global dispatch) 'Philly's Little Africa,' Feb. 05, 2018, by Annie Risemberg. A community of immigrants from all over West Africa has grown into a permanent piece of the city's cultural landscape.

    >NBC News, Q&A: 'What Led to Pennsylvania's Redrawn Congressional Map?' Curious if you suddenly live in a new congressional district? By Alicia Victoria Lozano • Published February 20, 2018

    Posted by: L - Rooster today, feather duster tomorrow. But not w/o a fight. at November 14, 2024 11:07 AM (NFX2v)

    450 >Also NBC News, 'Judge rules that Philadelphia, a 'sanctuary city,' is entitled to federal funding' Despite resisting immigration policies enforced by the Trump administration, Philadelphia is entitled to federal funding, argues a federal judge. June 18, 2018

    >Philadelphia Gay News, Philadelphia’s sanctuary city status threatened By Victoria A. Brownworth, November 13, 2024

    (Now to population & voting shifts, thanks in part to the redistricting
    >Delaware County Commission for Immigrant Affairs: "In September 2022, Delaware County Council unanimously voted to adopt a resolution to establish The Delaware County Commission for Immigrant Affairs."

    (Note: But one meeting of the new County Commission? A Commission comprised of Delco County residents?)

    >Towntalk, Blue amid the Red, Delco incumbents sweep as PA won by Trump, November 13, 2024.

    >The Phila. Daily News, Nov. 13, 2024, 'Overcrowding in Northeast strains schools'

    In part, "Immigration is fueling the population boom. Angelique Leizerowicz-Taylor, the principal of Fox Chase Elementary, said she enrolls students daily; last week, nine students registered-all of whom where English language learners.

    Cont'd -

    Posted by: L - L - Rooster today, feather duster tomorrow. But not w/o a fight. at November 14, 2024 11:07 AM (NFX2v)

    451 "At Anne Frank, 700 of the school's 1,635 students are English language learners, and 200 more students, and 200 more students who have successfully exited the program."
    Last paragraphs: "This is a great opportunity-put [students] on the bus and have them come to schools that are half full," said Gail Clouden, known as Mama Gail. "And the question would be, 'Why not?' Why aren't we thinking on those terms?"

    (And so busing, moving 'immigrant' children is OK, it seems.)

    >WHYY, 'A game changer': 'AFAHO's new health center will serve uninsured, underinsured residents in Delco' The clinic will serve non- and under-insured residents, with a specific focus on African and Caribbean immigrants.

    (Essentially, a Philly community (AFAHO) program - which ALWAYS needs additional funding - shall serve (setup inside) Delco &/or expand & shift more & more residents into Delco, EXCLUDING the affluent towns & areas of course.)

    *And so the children missing under DHS & HHS shall remain 'missing," the undocumented communities continue to expand but their children are U.S. residents by the Constitution.

    Again, just examples but likely those that are working very similarly nationwide.

    Posted by: L - Rooster today, feather duster tomorrow. But not w/o a fight. at November 14, 2024 11:07 AM (NFX2v)

    452 Give the spy the Rosenberg treatment.

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