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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2024 07:33 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: runner at November 15, 2024 07:34 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2024 07:35 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 15, 2024 07:35 PM (7hR46)
Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2024 07:35 PM (YbbtK)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 15, 2024 07:36 PM (AJ3rn)
Posted by: Piper at November 15, 2024 07:37 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: gp Feels So Smoochie at November 15, 2024 07:37 PM (GIpMA)
https://archive.is/kZG8i
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 15, 2024 07:37 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 15, 2024 07:37 PM (OTdqV)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2024 07:38 PM (JFr+U)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 15, 2024 07:38 PM (7hR46)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 15, 2024 07:38 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Piper at November 15, 2024 07:39 PM (p4NUW)
Someone just mentioned that Elon Musk, at one point, tried to Back Out of buying Twitter.
Remember that?
They tried to be cute and say Nope, You Can't Back Out Now, Buster! And they were too cute by half!
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 15, 2024 07:40 PM (hlQsS)
Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2024 07:40 PM (fwDg9)
Beyond price!
Posted by: gp Feels So Smoochie at November 15, 2024 07:40 PM (GIpMA)
https://archive.is/kZG8i
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 15, 2024 07:37 PM (DTX3h)
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So is Bluesky's business model to be a haven for terrorist/death threats, making themselves the test case for losing immunity?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 15, 2024 07:40 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2024 07:42 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 15, 2024 07:40 PM (hlQsS)
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Yeah, the board went nuts, people were threatening him, stock was wobbling and then he said, "oh, well, I guess maybe not" and suddenly it was YOU BETTER PAY FOR US!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 15, 2024 07:42 PM (llXky)
$1 Billion in a landfill.
https://tinyurl.com/3fyfhya8
photo worth a thousand words
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 15, 2024 07:42 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: fd at November 15, 2024 07:42 PM (vFG9F)
Meep meep meep.
Meeeeeeeep!
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 15, 2024 07:35 PM (7hR46)
/Throws Flag
Over use of Meeping... 15 yards, automatic first post...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2024 07:43 PM (QAkQ3)
Someone just mentioned that Elon Musk, at one point, tried to Back Out of buying Twitter.
Remember that?
They tried to be cute and say Nope, You Can't Back Out Now, Buster! And they were too cute by half!
Posted by: Soothsayer at
The board was ready to take him to court and sue him.
So. He bought Twitter and promptly fired almost everyone.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 15, 2024 07:44 PM (SfVf3)
Yeah, the board went nuts, people were threatening him, stock was wobbling and then he said, "oh, well, I guess maybe not" and suddenly it was YOU BETTER PAY FOR US!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
I think their Genius Plan was to try to extort a few million out of Elon just to let him break the deal.
But he said Nope to their Nope, and the rest is history.
They could've just let him break the deal and the whole World would be different, today.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 15, 2024 07:44 PM (hlQsS)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2024 07:42 PM (QAkQ3)
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Wait, is Estonia pre-emptively going scorched earth on itself?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 15, 2024 07:44 PM (llXky)
Busy day. Took Her Majesty to the airport, did some grocery shopping so I could make soup, took a generator to the repair shop for the third friggin' time, bought dog food as TSC, came home, got Dan medicated, said my Rosary, took Diana in for hydrotherapy, returned to Schloss Hadrian and took a nap.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2024 07:44 PM (JFr+U)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 15, 2024 07:45 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: runner at November 15, 2024 07:46 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: gKWVE at November 15, 2024 07:46 PM (gKWVE)
How you? We have a winter storm warning for the mountains. Down here it's just going to be rainy and windy!
Meeeeeeeeeep!
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 15, 2024 07:46 PM (SfVf3)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 15, 2024 07:44 PM (hlQsS)
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The most gullible animal on earth is a woke liberal. Literally will believe anything, no matter how absurd.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 15, 2024 07:46 PM (llXky)
Florida looks like "The Grinch" if you turn your phone upside down. Now I can't unsee it.
https://tinyurl.com/bdewwjwv
satellite photo
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 15, 2024 07:46 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: runner at November 15, 2024 07:47 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 15, 2024 07:47 PM (1m82a)
My students have their final draft of Project 2 due tonight by midnight. Several of them have already turned it in.
Now, let's see if they paid attention to the feedback I provided in their first draft...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 15, 2024 07:47 PM (BpYfr)
President Trump's signature YMCA dance goes international as Argentine President Javier Milei busts a move at Mar-a-Lago.
https://tinyurl.com/4wsthn2n
15 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 15, 2024 07:47 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: t-bird at November 15, 2024 07:48 PM (KBusA)
Posted by: Accomack in Jamaica at November 15, 2024 07:48 PM (IG7T0)
Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2024 07:35 PM (YbbtK)
do you have stairs?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2024 07:48 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 15, 2024 07:48 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2024 07:49 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2024 07:44 PM (JFr+U)
Which you had definitely earned at that point.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 15, 2024 07:49 PM (s9EYN)
Posted by: rhomboid
I wouldn't want all that foam poofing out in the woods.
I like to use rotting vegetables and fruits from the garbage bin at the supermarket.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 15, 2024 07:49 PM (SfVf3)
HustleBitch @HustleBitch_ · Nov 14
Donald Trump wore a full suit, took off his shoes and STILL challenged Serena Williams to a tennis match
The way he fearlessly tries new things without shame is honestly incredible.
Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando
How can you not root for this man. This legend. This absolute king.
https://tinyurl.com/yrya4aeu
23 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 15, 2024 07:49 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Paco at November 15, 2024 07:50 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 15, 2024 07:44 PM (hlQsS)
Hell, them merely leaving The Babylon Bee alone would've probably sufficed. (insert domino meme here)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 15, 2024 07:50 PM (DTX3h)
I have a painting made by an Elephant in Thailand. It's in my guest bathroom. Christmas present from the sweet old lady who owned a Thai Restaurant here.
Honestly, I couldn't paint anything half as good.
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2024 07:50 PM (z/jjr)
Posted by: Iris at November 15, 2024 07:50 PM (bOJ2I)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 15, 2024 07:48 PM (mH6SG)
Absolutely! Make sure to post it on the prayer thread tomorrow as well.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 15, 2024 07:50 PM (s9EYN)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 15, 2024 07:48 PM (mH6SG)
Done.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 15, 2024 07:50 PM (KcwUg)
Speaking of upside down...
Ever notice every space ship in Star Wars and Star Trek, all the sci-fi movies and shows, are ALWAYS in the same orientation?
We never see two space ships approaching each other with one inverted, or sideways.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 15, 2024 07:50 PM (hlQsS)
Posted by: runner at November 15, 2024 07:47 PM (V13WU)
I bet they are major bed hogs!
Posted by: Piper at November 15, 2024 07:51 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2024 07:51 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2024 07:51 PM (Hh1ER)
Posted by: Accomack in Jamaica at November 15, 2024 07:51 PM (IG7T0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2024 07:52 PM (mWEDI)
Posted by: gKWVE at November 15, 2024 07:52 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 15, 2024 07:52 PM (hovnC)
I think that at some level they really didn't believe he was serious.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2024 07:53 PM (Hh1ER)
Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2024 07:54 PM (fwDg9)
We never see two space ships approaching each other with one inverted, or sideways.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 15, 2024 07:50 PM (hlQsS)
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The writers are trapped by their two-dimensional thinking...much like Khan in Star Trek II....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 15, 2024 07:54 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
Prayers for you, your brother in law, and all the family.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 15, 2024 07:54 PM (AJ3rn)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at November 15, 2024 07:55 PM (dR6yv)
Posted by: Penguin Pool Pete at November 15, 2024 07:55 PM (nS6qG)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 15, 2024 07:52 PM (hovnC)
five-ten years ago there was a report of a Mongolian taking a cell phone picture of a cloud leopard on top of his yurt, which is very rare , and my first reaction was "they have cell coverage in Mongolia?"
Cell phones are everywhere.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2024 07:56 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: gKWVE at November 15, 2024 07:56 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: rhomboid
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I'll have to remember that after our next election in 2025 [we don't know when -- maybe as late as October].
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 15, 2024 07:56 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
Sorry for your loss.
Prayers for you and his loved ones.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 15, 2024 07:57 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 15, 2024 07:57 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: gKWVE at November 15, 2024 07:52 PM (gKWVE)
You should refer to Doctor Who for your basic cosmology. Especially the Baker years.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2024 07:57 PM (D7oie)
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Indeed. Unfortunately we are inundated with anti-penguin propaganda on a daily basis, spewed by a few unbalanced individuals. We can only feel sorry for them and wish them well at their next psychiatric evaluation.
Posted by: runner at November 15, 2024 07:58 PM (V13WU)
We never see two space ships approaching each other with one inverted, or sideways.
Posted by: Soothsayer
What did Spock say?
"2 dimensional thinking, Captain".
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 15, 2024 07:58 PM (AJ3rn)
$1 Billion in a landfill.
https://tinyurl.com/3fyfhya8
photo worth a thousand words
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 15, 2024 07:42 PM (hovnC)
Should ship those to Africa. People could make homes out of them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2024 07:58 PM (mWEDI)
I am so very sorry. You and your entire family will be in our prayers without question.
Posted by: Piper at November 15, 2024 07:58 PM (p4NUW)
Obviously, Big Penguin monitors this site more than Bob from NSA does.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 15, 2024 07:58 PM (a3Q+t)
Penguin love is actually a nasty bit of behavior, on par with P (short for Penguin) Diddy and his well known parties. They are especially fond of bondage, and biting poodles.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at November 15, 2024 07:59 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2024 07:59 PM (17l0u)
We could hold hands, walk over there and Rape them ALL?'
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2024 08:00 PM (z/jjr)
that elephant with the hat- that shows some advanced intelligence, imo
roomba pushing cat under the chair is funny AF
Posted by: Don Black at November 15, 2024 08:00 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: runner at November 15, 2024 08:00 PM (V13WU)
-- an elephant talking to a naked man
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 15, 2024 08:01 PM (hovnC)
If they didn't do that, they'd run in to each other at traffic lights.
Posted by: t-bird at November 15, 2024 08:01 PM (KBusA)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2024 07:42 PM (QAkQ3)
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Wait, is Estonia pre-emptively going scorched earth on itself?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 15, 2024 07:44 PM (llXky)
Guessing, the old bridge was too low for shipping NATO tanks on the main road so it has to go. Of course what the UK's 20 or so tanks will do when they get to a border is another matter.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2024 08:01 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 15, 2024 07:48 PM (mH6SG)
Please accept my condolences.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2024 08:01 PM (mWEDI)
Posted by: runner at November 15, 2024 08:02 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 15, 2024 08:02 PM (kTd/k)
Still celebrating the election by baking some Italian bread tonight. Yumm.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2024 08:03 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2024 08:03 PM (17l0u)
Posted by: Bob@NSA at November 15, 2024 08:04 PM (IG7T0)
Posted by: Soothsayer
What did Spock say?
"2 dimensional thinking, Captain".
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 15, 2024 07:58 PM (AJ3rn)
Even in that show the ship just went up and down in that one spot oriented in the plane instead of rotating and blasting straight down on the saucer below.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2024 08:04 PM (n7h9X)
My sister in law told me that one of her best friends died unexpectedly. I said, "Gee, she wasn't that old." And my sister in law said, "She was our age." Dang. I'm not a kid anymore.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2024 08:05 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 15, 2024 07:48 PM (mH6SG)
Please accept my condolences.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2024 08:01 PM (mWEDI)
sorry to hear that Notorious BFD. I'm very sorry for your loss.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2024 08:05 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Oldcat
Yeah, they couldn't think of attacking from up or down.
Obviously the *very best* of Star Fleet (until SA saves the earf).
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 15, 2024 08:06 PM (AJ3rn)
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Space Boats
Posted by: Don Black at November 15, 2024 08:06 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 15, 2024 08:06 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 15, 2024 07:48 PM (mH6SG)
So sorry to hear that. My condolences.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 15, 2024 08:06 PM (kTd/k)
Posted by: Soothsayer"
STOS The Tholian Web.
Posted by: fd at November 15, 2024 08:07 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Penguin Facts at November 15, 2024 07:59 PM
Indeed. Their polymorphic perversities are unparalleled in the animal kingdom.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 15, 2024 08:07 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 15, 2024 08:08 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2024 08:08 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Don Black at November 15, 2024 08:09 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 15, 2024 08:09 PM (gfViB)
Posted by: Bulg at November 15, 2024 08:09 PM (v6JzV)
Let's play a game called "Let's how the 25 most illiterate cities in the US voted." 🧵
https://tinyurl.com/4v87p4tx
'nitter'
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Looks like a reply to a leftist's since-deleted tweet. Don't get cocky though -- five went PDT [pace any fraud]
Oops. Just noticed this final tweet:
PoohThePoleDancer @PoleDancingPooh 22h
FYI, @EllenBarkin, 20 of the 25 (80%) most illiterate cities in the US... are in counties that voted for @KamalaHarris.
https://tinyurl.com/2dfvwetr
Threadreader
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 15, 2024 08:09 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Bob@NSA at November 15, 2024 08:04 PM
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!
Big Penguin has gotten to Bob from NSA!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 15, 2024 08:10 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 15, 2024 08:10 PM (TGPs7)
Yeah that has long been a grumble of mine. Hundreds of space ships show up from all over the galaxy to the same area... exactly aligned on the same plane. I get that its visually appealing but it makes no sense.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2024 08:10 PM (Hh1ER)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2024 07:58 PM (mWEDI)
Will we start seeing Facebook AI slop of African village children building cars with Harris/Walz campaign signs?
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 15, 2024 08:10 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Don Black at November 15, 2024 08:10 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Bulg at November 15, 2024 08:10 PM (v6JzV)
Tyson is gonna kick his ath!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2024 08:11 PM (WhH9R)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 15, 2024 08:11 PM (JAOgt)
Another thing I did was everything in space has INCREDIBLY high contrast, its super bright on the side facing the local star, and very black on the side not facing it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2024 08:12 PM (Hh1ER)
Rosie Perez is part of the coverage
Posted by: Don Black at November 15, 2024 08:10 PM (/7KEl
That how you know it's legit.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2024 08:12 PM (17l0u)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 15, 2024 08:12 PM (gfViB)
Rapiest animals on the Planet.
Breathtaking.
Posted by: Dominique Strauss Kahn at November 15, 2024 08:13 PM (z/jjr)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2024 08:13 PM (17l0u)
Posted by: Accomack in Jamaica at November 15, 2024 08:13 PM (IG7T0)
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Trick question.
All major cities are majority illiterate. I remember during the Saint George Floyd celebrations that it was accidentally reported on. 75%+ illiteracy IIRC.
But they suddenly become civic minded during elections.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Greater stakes, Karmella lost 10M votes while Trump stayed the same? at November 15, 2024 08:13 PM (DKp23)
Posted by: Bulg at November 15, 2024 08:13 PM (v6JzV)
🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Democrat influencer Olivia Julianna claims “RFK jr is so unhealthy and his appointment to HHS Secretary is dangerous.”
https://tinyurl.com/57wp25he
photo
상병에 대한 경고
추한
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 15, 2024 08:13 PM (hovnC)
Rosie Perez is part of the coverage
Posted by: Don Black
Great knockers
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 15, 2024 08:13 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: Soothsayer"
STOS The Tholian Web.
Posted by: fd at November 15, 2024 08:07 PM (vFG9F)
Well spotted.
Hmm that first one with the Romulans Balance of Terror there is at least 1 shot with the Enterprise tipped sideways after taking damage I think. And since it is aping a destroyer vs submarine, does it have some verticality to it? Been a while since I have seen it.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2024 08:13 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Don Black at November 15, 2024 08:14 PM (/7KEl)
The actual fight is probably going to be over in less than a round so they gotta milk all this they can.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2024 08:14 PM (Hh1ER)
Posted by: eleven at November 15, 2024 08:14 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Don Black at November 15, 2024 08:15 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2024 08:10 PM (Hh1ER)
Probably more that the models hang from wires from the roof.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2024 08:15 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Don Black at November 15, 2024 08:15 PM (/7KEl)
That too. Its very challenging to get something to be at an angle several ways from another item, using fishing line.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2024 08:16 PM (Hh1ER)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2024 08:16 PM (17l0u)
Sikh with a Stick
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 15, 2024 08:17 PM (I87yH)
Mule.
Ass.
Burro.
What is the difference? AoSHQ IQ question.
Posted by: eleven at November 15, 2024 08:14 PM (fV+MH)
Mule is the sterile Hybrid of horse and donkey
Horse is a horse
Donkey is a donkey
Burro is spanish
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2024 08:17 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 15, 2024 08:17 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: runner at November 15, 2024 08:17 PM (V13WU)
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donkey and ass are same
burro is a small ass
mule is a horse/donkey cross
unless I'm wrong™️
Posted by: Don Black at November 15, 2024 08:18 PM (/7KEl)
Mule.
Ass.
Burro.
A Mule is half horse half donkey, and usually sterile. Ass and Donkey are just synonyms. Burros are a small donkey (its just Spanish for Donkey).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2024 08:18 PM (Hh1ER)
This is an illusion caused by relativistic effects. The observer is in the wrong reference frame.
Posted by: gp Feels So Smoochie at November 15, 2024 08:18 PM (GIpMA)
Posted by: AlaBAMA"
That's the only one I know.
Posted by: eleven at November 15, 2024 08:19 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Don Black at November 15, 2024 08:19 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2024 08:19 PM (Hh1ER)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Greater stakes, Karmella lost 10M votes while Trump stayed the same? at November 15, 2024 08:19 PM (DKp23)
Posted by: Bulg at November 15, 2024 08:19 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2024 08:20 PM (17l0u)
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I've always said that too -- 97%-200% voter turnouts. Better rate than Australia where federal voting is mandatory and there's up to a $3,000 fine for not voting. [96% the last time I checked]
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 15, 2024 08:20 PM (hovnC)
Hooker
Streetwalker
Call girl
I think Call Girl is the high end works at an agency type. Streetwalker and hooker I think are interchangeable, and Prostitute is the term that covers them all?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2024 08:21 PM (Hh1ER)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Greater stakes, Karmella lost 10M votes while Trump stayed the same? at November 15, 2024 08:21 PM (DKp23)
Hooker
Streetwalker
Call girl
I'm sure AoSHQ knows the difference.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2024 08:20 PM (17l0u)
Call girl self delivers
Others generally pick up no delivery
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2024 08:21 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Don Black
Can't wait to see how the Texans screw up that game next Monday.
Posted by: gKWVE at November 15, 2024 08:21 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 15, 2024 08:21 PM (C26rB)
In Jim Butcher's Cinder Spires series the ships are consciously modeled after Earth history wooden ships but in battle they maneuver in three dimensions.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 15, 2024 08:21 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Accomack in Jamaica at November 15, 2024 08:21 PM (IG7T0)
they have names, but I can't recall
judges?
Posted by: Don Black at November 15, 2024 08:22 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 15, 2024 08:22 PM (C26rB)
Its in all media, sci fi games they all are on the same parking lot, too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2024 08:22 PM (Hh1ER)
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2024 08:22 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: eleven at November 15, 2024 08:22 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Bulg at November 15, 2024 08:19 PM (v6JzV)
Like mule, but with horse and donkey parents reversed. Don't know which has the horse as father.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 15, 2024 08:22 PM (s9EYN)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 15, 2024 08:23 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: runner at November 15, 2024 08:23 PM (V13WU)
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$20!!!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 15, 2024 08:23 PM (hovnC)
Same as in town!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2024 08:24 PM (17l0u)
Mule is a mare with a Jack, so Hinney must be the Stallion with a Jenny.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2024 08:24 PM (Hh1ER)
"
The third prequel opening where there are 1000 ships flying in every possible axis.
It suxked.
Posted by: eleven at November 15, 2024 08:24 PM (fV+MH)
Thinking about how things would have been if he had backed out.
It's amazing that the outcome of the series of recent events has been so profound.
And it's probably not over.
Posted by: pawn at November 15, 2024 08:24 PM (QB+5g)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2024 08:21 PM (Hh1ER)
Dang, I read that as CaliGirl.
I’ll show myself out.
Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2024 08:24 PM (LHPAg)
Mule is a mare with a Jack, so Hinney must be the Stallion with a Jenny.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"
Hey. Did not know that. Is there a difference?
Posted by: eleven at November 15, 2024 08:25 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2024 08:25 PM (17l0u)
Posted by: gp Feels So Smoochie at November 15, 2024 08:26 PM (GIpMA)
Kinney is male horse and female donkey.
Posted by: Bulg at November 15, 2024 08:26 PM (v6JzV)
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donkey dad -> mule
horse dad -> hinny
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 15, 2024 08:26 PM (J5RCE)
Posted by: Accomack in Jamaica at November 15, 2024 08:26 PM (IG7T0)
Operation Christmas Child
https://tinyurl.com/y3445yzm
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Greater stakes, Karmella lost 10M votes while Trump stayed the same? at November 15, 2024 08:26 PM (DKp23)
they have names, but I can't recall
judges?
Posted by: Don Black at November 15, 2024 08:22 PM (/7KEl)
Hinny or Mule. And a female mule that has viable eggs is a mollie.
Posted by: Piper at November 15, 2024 08:26 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Accomack in Jamaica at November 15, 2024 08:27 PM (IG7T0)
Posted by: Bulg at November 15, 2024 08:19 PM (v6JzV)
>>>>Like mule, but with horse and donkey parents reversed. Don't know which has the horse as father.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
******
Mule is offspring of mare and male donkey.
Hinney is offspring of female donkey and stallion.
Posted by: Cosda at November 15, 2024 08:27 PM (6yj5n)
Defiant L’s @DefiantLs 7h
💣 10 brutal election memes.
🧵 A Defiant L's thread.
https://tinyurl.com/56nub3pf
nitter
https://tinyurl.com/4ae8a842
Threadreader
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 15, 2024 08:28 PM (hovnC)
It suxked.
Posted by: eleven
-
That was an active battle though, right?
I could almost imagine Firefly getting it right. I'll look for it next time I watch that through.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Greater stakes, Karmella lost 10M votes while Trump stayed the same? at November 15, 2024 08:28 PM (DKp23)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 15, 2024 08:28 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Bulg at November 15, 2024 08:28 PM (v6JzV)
Only in Rick and Morty.
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2024 08:28 PM (z/jjr)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2024 08:29 PM (17l0u)
How do you tell if a female mule has viable eggs? Also, would it be better to breed her to a horse or a donkey? Also, also, does that mean all male mules *are* sterile?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 15, 2024 08:29 PM (s9EYN)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Greater stakes, Karmella lost 10M votes while Trump stayed the same? at November 15, 2024 08:29 PM (DKp23)
Posted by: gp Feels So Smoochie at November 15, 2024 08:29 PM (GIpMA)
Still celebrating the election by baking some Italian bread tonight. Yumm.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2024 08:03 PM (WXNFJ)
I'm still smiling out here by the beach.
A windy, chilly 57 here in Surf City this early evening.
Warm Greetings to the Horde...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 15, 2024 08:30 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Bulg at November 15, 2024 08:30 PM (v6JzV)
Disney and Microsoft, so far. More will follow.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2024 08:31 PM (Hh1ER)
Its in all media, sci fi games they all are on the same parking lot, too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2024 08:22 PM (Hh1ER)
I had an SF game in the 70s that was true 3d. Ships teleported using telepathic females. Fight by stunning the other telepaths mentally. Starforce Alpha Centauri. Blood free until the Xenophobes arrive and start putting 'conversion triggers' into suns and blowing up the solar system. Map was nearby space to some 20-40 lightyears.,
Come to think of it there was battlefleet mars, that the tactical game had 3d, two ship counters on 2 maps for XY and XZ. That one was cool because the planets moved on the map and there was a distance tool to figure out how long it would take to get to a planet from another, you had to aim where it was going to be.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2024 08:31 PM (n7h9X)
Yeah...I think they did the same thing in Hitchhiker's Guide.
Essentially a dimension shift into shared space. Melding both ships into one.
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2024 08:31 PM (z/jjr)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 15, 2024 08:31 PM (WL2lA)
Posted by: gp Feels So Smoochie at November 15, 2024 08:31 PM (GIpMA)
Posted by: a moslem with rabies at November 15, 2024 08:31 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2024 08:31 PM (Hh1ER)
Posted by: Bulg "
Arabian would be one, right?
Posted by: eleven at November 15, 2024 08:32 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Bulg at November 15, 2024 08:32 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Bulg at November 15, 2024 08:30 PM (v6JzV
I remember one of them. Herod.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2024 08:33 PM (17l0u)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Greater stakes, Karmella lost 10M votes while Trump stayed the same? at November 15, 2024 08:28 PM (DKp23)
They have meetings with Reavers in space where the overfly each other in the pilot. And there is a moment in atmosphere where they spin around by reversing an engine and spin, go past over the reaver and then blast it with a bunch of released fuel from behind.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2024 08:34 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Bulg at November 15, 2024 08:34 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: eleven at November 15, 2024 08:25 PM (fV+MH)
Jennies are smaller so the offspring is smaller, too.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2024 08:36 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Bulg at November 15, 2024 08:36 PM (v6JzV)
A mule is an animal with long funny ears
He kicks up at anything he hears
His back is brawny but his brain is weak
He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak
And by the way, if you hate to go to school
You may grow up to be a mule
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2024 08:36 PM (63Dwl)
Andromeda has something similar. The ship is generally shown on a flat plane, but sometimes flips orientation for maneuvers.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 15, 2024 08:36 PM (s9EYN)
Posted by: Piper at November 15, 2024 08:36 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Accomack in Jamaica at November 15, 2024 08:38 PM (IG7T0)
Person.
Girl.
Chick.
Lady.
Female.
==
Broad
Toots
Posted by: runner at November 15, 2024 08:23 PM (V13WU)
Tomata
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 15, 2024 08:38 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Piper at November 15, 2024 08:38 PM (p4NUW)
He kicks up at anything he hears
His back is brawny but his brain is weak
He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak
And by the way, if you hate to go to school
You may grow up to be a mule
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2024 08:36 PM (63Dwl)
Mules are actually very smart. Apparently the Amish prefer them. They won't let themselves be worked to death and they will cooperate in getting out of a burning barn instead of freaking out like a horse.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 15, 2024 08:38 PM (s9EYN)
Person.
Girl.
Chick.
Lady.
Female.
==
Broad
Toots
Posted by: runner at November 15, 2024 08:23 PM (V13WU)
Tomata
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 15, 2024 08:38 PM (QGaXH)
And leftists can't define what any of em are.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2024 08:38 PM (n7h9X)
Speaking of upside down...
Ever notice every space ship in Star Wars and Star Trek, all the sci-fi movies and shows, are ALWAYS in the same orientation?
We never see two space ships approaching each other with one inverted, or sideways.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 15, 2024 07:50 PM (hlQsS)
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That's because the film crew & director have never been to the Southern Hemisphere where both ships would be filmed upside down.
Posted by: Ciampino - Sheesh! I have to explain everything! at November 15, 2024 08:39 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Greater stakes, Karmella lost 10M votes while Trump stayed the same? at November 15, 2024 08:40 PM (DKp23)
Posted by: Piper at November 15, 2024 08:36 PM (p4NUW)
That's that one I'm familiar with. Thanks to the horse story lady. Margaret somebody-or-other.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 15, 2024 08:40 PM (s9EYN)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2024 08:41 PM (17l0u)
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People who don't have an X account can only see the initial tweet of any multiple-tweet thread; or if it's only one tweet but has good replies worth reading, you need an account to read/access the replies. I don't have an X account so I use the Nitter types so I can read them and I post them that way for other HQ freeloaders like me!
Also, although I think anyone can read the Threadreader pages, for some URLs [I think for much-more popular conservative accounts], Threadreader won't let you sign in unless you have an X account that I don't have.
When it's a single tweet that anyone can read, I always link the real X tweet so the conservative account holder will get credit for it, seeing as Musk pays people for how many views or replies they get or something like that.
Posted by: a moslem with rabies at November 15, 2024 08:41 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Piper"
I have completely exhausted my vast equine knowledge I'm afraid.
Posted by: eleven at November 15, 2024 08:42 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 15, 2024 08:42 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Piper at November 15, 2024 08:43 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2024 08:43 PM (Hh1ER)
Erie Canal? Doesn't use the word "jenny" specifically but does use "she" and "her" to refer to Sal.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 15, 2024 08:43 PM (/y8xj)
What is your favorite Don Knotts film?
The Incredible Mr Limpett
The Apple Dumpling Gang
The Ghost & Mr. Chicken
The Deer Hunter
others...
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 15, 2024 08:44 PM (hlQsS)
Posted by: eleven at November 15, 2024 08:45 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 15, 2024 08:45 PM (hlQsS)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2024 08:46 PM (17l0u)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 15, 2024 08:46 PM (H6AQ7)
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Yeah, I've read that the horses associate the stables/barn with safety so they try to go back in despite it being on fire and they spaz out not knowing which way to go because they know "fire bad" too as awful as that sounds.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 15, 2024 08:46 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 15, 2024 08:47 PM (C26rB)
Which is worse... The jolt of electricity or the cruel, cruel mockery?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 15, 2024 08:47 PM (klJTj)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 15, 2024 08:47 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 15, 2024 08:47 PM (elaR+)
What is your favorite Don Knotts film?
The Incredible Mr Limpett
The Apple Dumpling Gang
The Ghost & Mr. Chicken
The Deer Hunter
others...
Posted by: Soothsayer
LoL!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 15, 2024 08:48 PM (C26rB)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 15, 2024 08:05 PM (0Htd1)
I've had two neighbors die in the past couple years who were both younger then me. Gives you pause.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 15, 2024 08:49 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 15, 2024 08:49 PM (H6AQ7)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 15, 2024 08:50 PM (H6AQ7)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 15, 2024 08:50 PM (s9EYN)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 15, 2024 08:08 PM (elaR+)
----
Mohammedans have been advised by an imam that they may have sex with a dead wife up to 6 hours after death. Not kidding.
https://tinyurl.com/umynawzj
Posted by: Ciampino - yikes at November 15, 2024 08:51 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 15, 2024 08:52 PM (XjTSo)
What is your favorite Don Knotts film?
The Incredible Mr Limpett
The Apple Dumpling Gang
The Ghost & Mr. Chicken
The Deer Hunter
others...
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 15, 2024 08:44 PM (hlQsS)
In this order:
Ghost and Mr. Chicken
Shakiest Gun in the West
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 15, 2024 08:52 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Braenyard - where's Vic? at November 15, 2024 08:52 PM (m+4hj)
You want nostalgia?
Do any of remember when Donald Trump was on the Rush Limbaugh Show in April 2011, discussing Mr. Trump considering running for president...in 2012?
https://is.gd/UYygj0
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 15, 2024 08:53 PM (hlQsS)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2024 08:54 PM (17l0u)
Him Himney
Him Him Her-ee
A mule is as lucky
As lucky can be
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
*pulls mask off Christopher*
A-hah! Dikvandayk!
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 15, 2024 08:54 PM (7gFa4)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 15, 2024 08:54 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 15, 2024 08:54 PM (elaR+)
I have, yes.
Neat place.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2024 08:55 PM (17l0u)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 15, 2024 08:54 PM (elaR+)
No. But I think I have a Tombstone Pizza in the freezer....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 15, 2024 08:56 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Plainoldtoast at November 15, 2024 08:56 PM (XBjvJ)
Posted by: Don Black at November 15, 2024 08:56 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 15, 2024 08:54 PM (elaR+)
I think Inspector's grandpa was born there. Inspector isn't here right now to ask.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 15, 2024 08:57 PM (s9EYN)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2024 08:57 PM (17l0u)
https://tinyurl.com/umynawzj
Posted by: Ciampino - yikes at November 15, 2024 08:51 PM (i0xsb)
Could be getting a mite chilly by then.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2024 08:58 PM (mWEDI)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 15, 2024 08:54 PM (elaR+)
Yes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2024 08:59 PM (mWEDI)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Greater stakes, Karmella lost 10M votes while Trump stayed the same? at November 15, 2024 08:59 PM (DKp23)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 15, 2024 08:59 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2024 08:59 PM (z/jjr)
Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2024 08:59 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2024 08:59 PM (17l0u)
Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2024 09:00 PM (fwDg9)
Neat place.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Did you do the mine tour?
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 15, 2024 08:59 PM (elaR+)
No. I did everything but that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2024 09:00 PM (17l0u)
Holy nostalgia blast, Batman.
Posted by: eleven
Wasn't Jack Weston (George Stickle) trying to steal away Don Knotts wife in the film?
Or, if after 60 years, I am misrembering?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2024 09:00 PM (WXNFJ)
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I think rigor mortis is what sets the no-no stage.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 15, 2024 09:00 PM (hovnC)
They have some pretty funny rules.
Like how long you have to wait after sexxing up your goat until you can kill it and serve it up for dinner.
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2024 09:01 PM (z/jjr)
Posted by: Ciampino
Wow. Speaking of just laying there. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2024 09:01 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 15, 2024 09:01 PM (3ZoRg)
The mule, without seeming to give the situation a lot of thought, kicked and bit the cougar to death.
Posted by: mnw at November 15, 2024 09:02 PM (NLIak)
What about Daylight Savings?
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2024 09:03 PM (z/jjr)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 15, 2024 08:59 PM (elaR+)
Did not do the mine tour. Would really like to. Definitely worth another visit. Also, nearby Bisbee is supposed to be well worth seeing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2024 09:03 PM (mWEDI)
Posted by: gKWVE at November 15, 2024 07:52 PM (gKWVE)
You should refer to Doctor Who for your basic cosmology. Especially the Baker years.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2024 07:57 PM (D7oie)"
true! the good Doctor was a compendium of all the sciences!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at November 15, 2024 09:04 PM (gY0JQ)
Baby, don't hurt me.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2024 08:59 PM (17l0u)
Nah, love is $20, same as in town.
Posted by: Gref at November 15, 2024 09:05 PM (aBgBM)
*panics and runs*
*tries to hide in the closet*
*door opens and an avalanche of things pour out on top of me*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2024 09:06 PM (Hh1ER)
Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2024 09:06 PM (fwDg9)
Can confirm. Bisbee is about as quaint and friendly as AZ towns get.
Can also add to the list: Mt Lemmon and Strawberry AZ. BOTH are great places to get excellent Pie.
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2024 09:07 PM (z/jjr)
Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2024 09:06 PM (fwDg9)
islam uses a 24-houri clock.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2024 09:07 PM (mWEDI)
Right?
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2024 09:07 PM (z/jjr)
Hope you all have a great evening..
Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2024 09:07 PM (fwDg9)
I read an old western where the prospector's mule did just that, saved their lives. I wasn't sure that was plausible but it seemed like it could happen. Mules are very strong and very tough.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2024 09:08 PM (Hh1ER)
Posted by: SimoHayha at November 15, 2024 09:08 PM (KfVMM)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 15, 2024 09:08 PM (mH6SG)
What about Daylight Savings?
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2024 09:03 PM (z/jjr)
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I think they can do it in the dark as well.
Posted by: Ciampino - specially in California blackouts at November 15, 2024 09:08 PM (i0xsb)
What about Daylight Savings?
Posted by: garrett
Fall back gives you an extra hour.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at November 15, 2024 09:09 PM (dR6yv)
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I have fond memories of both Apple Dumpling Gang movies from my childhood days. Mister Limpett was fun too.
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 15, 2024 09:11 PM (XjTSo)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
You missed out.
For anyone that goes to Tombstone here is my honest advice.
Skip the BS OK Corral shootout.
There were TWO fires that destroyed where it happened.
What is left is NOTHING like the original site.
There IS one saloon left that existed at the time.
Check that place out. It is quite interesting.
Do the mine tour. It shows what badasses your ancestors were.
FYI, Johnny Ringo killed himself.
Tombstone likes to sell the ambiguity, but facts are facts.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 15, 2024 09:12 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: garrett
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Uh...I think that I'll have the veal.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2024 09:13 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: garrett
Doooood.
You sell it in the next town.
Freakin' rookies...
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 15, 2024 09:14 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2024 09:13 PM (XeU6L)
That probably just came from the next village over after being sexed up.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 15, 2024 09:15 PM (s9EYN)
Baby, don't hurt me.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2024 08:59 PM (17l0u)
Nah, love is $20, same as in town.
Posted by: Gref
What's love got to do with it?
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 15, 2024 09:15 PM (3ZoRg)
I think the rule is that you can't eat the goat you bone but you can sell it to someone else to eat.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2024 09:15 PM (Hh1ER)
Reluctant Astronaut.
Mules with 124 proof rye are especially kickin'
Tombstone, yes. Also Show Low, Yuma, and Flagstaff.
Quark.
What'd I miss?
Posted by: goatexchange at November 15, 2024 09:17 PM (qUG2G)
Can also add to the list: Mt Lemmon and Strawberry AZ. BOTH are great places to get excellent Pie.
Posted by: garrett
Surprise! And Nowhere, AZ are both fun towns.
Great bar in Nowhere.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 15, 2024 09:17 PM (3ZoRg)
OutKick @Outkick 8h
Back when ads weren’t woke
https://tinyurl.com/3wnv3wza
58 seconds; Bud Light before they went fag et alia.
I remember this one.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 15, 2024 09:17 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"
King Solomonesque.
Posted by: eleven at November 15, 2024 09:18 PM (fV+MH)
Oy! I'm a married man. My wife only pretends to be dead.
Posted by: fly gal at November 15, 2024 09:18 PM (Zq25q)
Baby, don't hurt me.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2024 08:59 PM (17l0u)
Nah, love is $20, same as in town.
Posted by: Gref
What's love got to do with it?
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 15, 2024 09:15 PM (3
STOP!
in the name of love...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2024 09:19 PM (17l0u)
Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2024 09:19 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 15, 2024 09:19 PM (3ZoRg)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"
King Solomonesque.
Posted by: eleven at November 15, 2024 09:18 PM (fV+MH
Nope, that one’s on mohamad.
Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2024 09:20 PM (LHPAg)
Ever notice every space ship in Star Wars and Star Trek, all the sci-fi movies and shows, are ALWAYS in the same orientation?
We never see two space ships approaching each other with one inverted, or sideways.
It's called "making it relatable for the audience". Kind of like how every jet battle in movies is presented as a dogfight, when the last time that happened as a norm was the Korean War. Since then the vast majority of fighter combat is done with missiles where you couldn't get two planes in the same frame without them being tiny dots. My favorite SF thing like that was always the first Star Wars movie space battle scenes which were total WW2 right down to gunners sitting in turrets. Why exactly did the torpedo that blew up the Death Star have to be flown manually right over the hole? Reality would say it would be programmed to hit the spot and the only thing that would matter would be the independent range of the weapon which would dictate the range where it was released. Why did it work like it did? Movies, that's why.
Posted by: azjaeger at November 15, 2024 09:21 PM (3/XaG)
Pretty sure one of the hadiths after Muhammad was dead, I don't remember it from the Quran but its been a while since I read it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2024 09:22 PM (Hh1ER)
Mohammedans have been advised by an imam that they may have sex with a dead wife up to 6 hours after death. Not kidding.
https://tinyurl.com/umynawzj
Posted by: Ciampino - yikes at November 15, 2024 08:51 PM (i0xsb)
--
How does an Englishman know that his wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up!
Posted by: Ciampino - actually Brit gals are hot at November 15, 2024 09:26 PM (i0xsb)
There were TWO fires that destroyed where it happened.
What is left is NOTHING like the original site.
There IS one saloon left that existed at the time.
Check that place out. It is quite interesting.
Do the mine tour. It shows what badasses your ancestors were.
FYI, Johnny Ringo killed himself.
Tombstone likes to sell the ambiguity, but facts are facts.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 15, 2024 09:12 PM (elaR+)
Concur on all points, although the OK Corral is just one of those touristy things to take in while you're there.
The saloon mentioned is a must-see. Shuttered when the price of silver crashed and Tombstone became a ghost town. Opened up 50 years later. Best tour in Tombstone, IMO..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 15, 2024 09:27 PM (Cbio9)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
Pop was born in 1916. Said you could work a horse to death, but the mule team, when done, would go back to the barn, with or without you, and with or without the plow.
Posted by: MkY at November 15, 2024 09:28 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 15, 2024 09:29 PM (3ZoRg)
I'm this old.
https://tinyurl.com/4rs7hhuh
photo
I handled these working in a steel fabricator as a blueprint developer; and doing mark-up at what was then Canada's largest magazine publisher.
Best reply:
Lutheran for Life @AjwillTW
I win.
https://tinyurl.com/4nj39t43
photo
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 15, 2024 09:31 PM (hovnC)
The saloon mentioned is a must-see. Shuttered when the price of silver crashed and Tombstone became a ghost town. Opened up 50 years later. Best tour in Tombstone, IMO..
Posted by: Joe Kidd
When I was there they were working on renovating where the hookers did their business.
It was a very narrow path on each side of the stage-second story.
It's like they threw it in as an afterthought back then.
What surprised me is how small the place was.
I expected it to be so much bigger.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 15, 2024 09:33 PM (elaR+)
The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up!
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LOL
I've never heard that one before.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 15, 2024 09:33 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Eromero"
I was mocking. Moose out front should have told you.
Posted by: eleven at November 15, 2024 09:33 PM (fV+MH)
Baby, don't hurt me.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2024 08:59 PM (17l0u)
Nah, love is $20, same as in town.
Posted by: Gref
What's love got to do with it?
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 15, 2024 09:15 PM (3
STOP!
in the name of love...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November
Because really, all you need is love.
Posted by: Piper at November 15, 2024 09:33 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2024 09:07 PM
No love for me?
Posted by: Winslow at November 15, 2024 09:33 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: eleven at November 15, 2024 09:34 PM (fV+MH)
Baby, don't hurt me.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2024 08:59 PM (17l0u)
Nah, love is $20, same as in town.
Posted by: Gref
What's love got to do with it?
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 15, 2024 09:15 PM (3
STOP!
in the name of love...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November
Because really, all you need is love.
Posted by: Piper at November 15, 2024 09:33 PM (p4NUW
Love lift us up where we belong...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2024 09:35 PM (17l0u)
It was a very narrow path on each side of the stage-second story.
It's like they threw it in as an afterthought back then.
What surprised me is how small the place was.
I expected it to be so much bigger.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 15, 2024 09:33 PM (elaR+)
What would be cool at Tombstone, would be to have actors dressed as zombie Wyatt Earp, and zombie Doc Holliday, etc., wander around the saloons and sit down, join you at your table, and reel off some stories for drinks and tips. Have photos taken.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2024 09:35 PM (mWEDI)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2024 09:36 PM (17l0u)
Posted by: garrett
Have not been there, but heard it has been overrun by hippie, artsy types.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 15, 2024 09:36 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
That would be a nice touch
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 15, 2024 09:37 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 15, 2024 09:36 PM (elaR+)
I thought that was Sedona.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2024 09:37 PM (17l0u)
https://youtu.be/sikUM1B8VyE?si=QJXdJLhSYKSOImdW
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2024 09:38 PM (Hh1ER)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
That would be a nice touch
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 15, 2024 09:37 PM (elaR
Wasn't that a scene in National Lampoons Vacation?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2024 09:39 PM (17l0u)
Posted by: azjaeger at November 15, 2024 09:39 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2024 09:40 PM (mWEDI)
I'm going to try to keep the cats Trumpy and Snowflake in the rest of the night until 6am or so. It's colder now amd they were out most of the day.
Last night Trumpy didn't get inside til after 1am. I was going to just leave him out but kept checking.Theymare both sleeping on the cat bed now.
Back to "Saw 3.' I was drifting off.
They are getting bloodier and more gruesome. But I've been watching pretty brutal stuff and live in Canada so I'm hardening up.
Posted by: Stateless at November 15, 2024 09:40 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: eleven at November 15, 2024 09:41 PM (fV+MH)
$1 Billion in a landfill.
https://tinyurl.com/3fyfhya8
photo worth a thousand words
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 15, 2024 07:42 PM (hovnC)
Bwahaha!
My neighbor across the street from me had a Kamala sign up before Hurricane Helene bowled through the area. They did not bother replacing the sign afterwards. Another house in my neighboorhood had a Trump sign up after the hurricane that wasn't there before.
On another note my sister said she was going to write in her friend who is a successful realtor in their area. She said she saw a lot more signs for her than the other two candidates, lol. She decided to vote for Trump anyways since while she didn't like him, she had to accept there's "no there, there" with Kamala. And it's not like her vote counted much, she lives in the south Puget Sound area.
Posted by: Farquad at November 15, 2024 09:41 PM (CFMhl)
Posted by: azjaeger at November 15, 2024 09:41 PM (3/XaG)
Like, at all.
Posted by: eleven at November 15, 2024 09:34 PM (fV+MH)
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Notice my disclaimer in my sock #297.
Posted by: Ciampino - actually Brit gals are hot! at November 15, 2024 09:42 PM (i0xsb)
Last night Trumpy didn't get inside til after 1am. I was going to just leave him out but kept checking.Theymare both sleeping on the cat bed now.
Back to "Saw 3.' I was drifting off.
They are getting bloodier and more gruesome. But I've been watching pretty brutal stuff and live in Canada so I'm hardening up.
Posted by: Stateless at November
I have a big black cat sitting on my stomach. He is making it hard to breathe, but they are the best.
Posted by: Piper at November 15, 2024 09:43 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: eleven at November 15, 2024 09:45 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2024 09:45 PM (mWEDI)
It was a very narrow path on each side of the stage-second story.
It's like they threw it in as an afterthought back then.
What surprised me is how small the place was.
I expected it to be so much bigger.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 15, 2024 09:33 PM (elaR+)
What would be cool at Tombstone, would be to have actors dressed as zombie Wyatt Earp, and zombie Doc Holliday, etc., wander around the saloons and sit down, join you at your table, and reel off some stories for drinks and tips. Have photos taken.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2024 09:35 PM (mWEDI)
In Deadwood, SD last August we saw a guy with a really loud voice dressed up as Wild Bill. He told the story of the poker game where he was shot. They also did a cheesy shoot-out in the street afterward.
Maybe I wasn't impressed because I can just drive 20 miles over to Compton any weekend night in the summer and see the same d####d thing for free....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 15, 2024 09:45 PM (QGaXH)
Virginia City Nevada. I played in an overnight Poker Tourney, in a Haunted Hotel... all of us dressed in historic Garbe.
Played on the table that both US Grant AND Mark Twain, had played on.
Yeah, I lost... but hell... some memories are golden.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2024 09:46 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Piper at November 15, 2024 09:43 PM (p4NUW)
They are. These are so sweet. Little Snowflake was just purring as some dude was tearing chains from his flesh. Islam really upped the bar on what horror movies have to do to be shocking.
We're going to start trying to come down with schedules now that the fixing is over.
Piper, and everyone, have a great night.
Posted by: Stateless at November 15, 2024 09:47 PM (jvJvP)
Yeah, I lost... but hell... some memories are golden.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2024 09:46 PM (QAkQ3)
Did you play the style of poker games that were current back then? Mostly draw, or 5-card stud, wasn't it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2024 09:47 PM (mWEDI)
------
Jack the Ripper victim "Long Liz" Stride was 5' 5"
I saw one link claim 'so her nickname was ironic' but other than Mary Kelly, 5' 7", the others weren't taller.
Catherine Eddowes - about 5 ft. tall
Alice McKenzie - 5 ft., 5 in. tall
Frances Coles - 5 ft., 0 in. tall
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 15, 2024 09:49 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Don Black at November 15, 2024 09:53 PM (/7KEl)
Nah, love is $20, same as in town.
Posted by: Gref
What's love got to do with it?
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 15, 2024 09:15 PM (3
STOP!
in the name of love...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November
Because really, all you need is love.
Posted by: Piper at November 15, 2024 09:33 PM (p4NUW
Love lift us up where we belong...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2024
Because it really is a crazy little thing called love.
Posted by: Piper at November 15, 2024 09:53 PM (QzINz)
Posted by: Don Black at November 15, 2024 09:53 PM (/7KEl)
I thought the fat pig was going to set himself on fire. Another Liberal promise; broken.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2024 09:55 PM (mWEDI)
Posted by: azjaeger
I won't pretend that I didn't wonder.
There did seem to be enough left that there was some tint of authenticity.
Can't lie. The mine tour really made an impact on me.
Really gave me a taste for how hard life was back then.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 15, 2024 09:56 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: Don Black at November 15, 2024 09:53 PM (/7KEl)
I thought the fat pig was going to set himself on fire. Another Liberal promise; broken.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Would have burned for weeks.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 15, 2024 09:57 PM (elaR+)
Nah, love is $20, same as in town.
Posted by: Gref
What's love got to do with it?
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 15, 2024 09:15 PM (3
STOP!
in the name of love...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November
Because really, all you need is love.
Posted by: Piper at November 15, 2024 09:33 PM (p4NUW
Love lift us up where we belong...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2024
Because it really is a crazy little thing called love.
Posted by: Piper at November 15, 2024 09:53 PM (QzINz)
Love stinks....
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2024 09:57 PM (QAkQ3)
Yeah, I lost... but hell... some memories are golden.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2024 09:46 PM (QAkQ3)
Did you play the style of poker games that were current back then? Mostly draw, or 5-card stud, wasn't it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2024 09:47 PM (mWEDI)
Nope, sadly it was Texas Hold em.... a game I suck at.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2024 09:58 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Gref
What's love got to do with it?
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 15, 2024 09:15 PM (3
STOP!
in the name of love...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November
Because really, all you need is love.
Posted by: Piper at November 15, 2024 09:33 PM (p4NUW
Love lift us up where we belong...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2024
Because it really is a crazy little thing called love.
Posted by: Piper
Heard it in a love song.
Posted by: Braenyard - where's Vic? at November 15, 2024 10:02 PM (m+4hj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2024 10:02 PM (mWEDI)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 15, 2024 10:04 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 15, 2024 10:04 PM (hovnC)
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