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Democrat Hit Man Jack Smith Discussing How to "Wind Down" His Political Prosecutions of Donald Trump With Merrick Garland

I'm sure he's got his eye on doing maximum damage.

He won't get to bring Trump to trial, but he'll write a fiery, unprofessional accusation against Trump in a fake DOJ report.

The Justice Department and special counsel Jack Smith's office are engaged in active discussions about how to wind down the ongoing federal prosecutions against President-elect Donald Trump, according to two people familiar with the talks.

At the center of the discussions is the Justice Department's longstanding policy against prosecuting a sitting president and the need to enable a smooth transition to a second term in the White House for Trump, the sources said.

Regulations governing the special counsel dictate that the upper echelons of the Justice Department, including possibly Attorney General Merrick Garland, are to be consulted on major decisions in an investigation overseen by a special counsel. Smith's office declined to comment.

Remember, he's a fake Special Prosecutor. He was never approved by the Senate, and his budget was never okayed by Congress.

There's a reason to require that: To make sure that a politically-motivated DOJ can't just hire a partisan hired gun to go after its enemies. You need buy-in from the other party.

But Merrick Garland wanted a partisan hired gun, so he just appointed him, against the rules, on his own asserted authority.

We've seen a lot of that these past eight years.

Enough.

Jack Smith is lucky if Trump doesn't use the DOJ to force him to disgorge all the illegal payments he's collected over the past three years.

Other stuff:




Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:23 PM




Comments

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1 Shouldn't Trump get Colorado's electoral votes since they passed Proposition 113 which awards the state's electoral votes to the top national popular vote winner?

https://tinyurl.com/52hezw2b

Posted by: Enemies Closer at November 06, 2024 05:23 PM (VRTIP)

2 Time for Trump to reveal who Crack Smith really is.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 06, 2024 05:23 PM (IG4Id)

3 He won't get to bring Trump to trial, but he'll write a fiery, unprofessional accusation against Trump in a fake DOJ report.
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He'll just copy his 30pp "brief" to Judge Corruption.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 06, 2024 05:24 PM (hovnC)

4 Jack Smith needs to be rocket fucked by a Starlink launcher from here to Uranus

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 05:24 PM (M7vhK)

5 Is barratry still a thing?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2024 05:24 PM (W5ArC)

6 The Libs....

"I can't believe we elected a felon and a rapist!'

Lol....

Posted by: Stateless at November 06, 2024 05:25 PM (jvJvP)

7 Someone should ask Jack why the kidnapping of a governor right before the election?

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 06, 2024 05:25 PM (SgTMz)

8 5 Is barratry still a thing?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Well, not since Gloria Alread was a thing.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 06, 2024 05:25 PM (IG4Id)

9 grandma garland needs to feel some pain

tyrant

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 06, 2024 05:26 PM (s3qiR)

10 From the Gateway Pundit...

New York Attorney General Letitia James on Wednesday vowed to continue to go after President Trump after he won the presidential election in a landslide.

Letitia James was completely unhinged during her press conference.

“So here we are. We’ve studied their platforms. We’ve identified certain possibilities, fact patterns. We’ve created contingency plans,” she said. “So no matter what the next administration throws at us, we are ready. We are ready to respond to their attacks.”

After targeting Trump with a bogus civil fraud case, Letitia James accused Trump of being the one seeking revenge.

“We did not expect this result, but we are prepared to respond to this result. We are prepared to fight back once again,” Letitia James said.

“This is not the time to be fearful, New York. But faithful. And steadfast. Knowing that I as the attorney general, along with my entire team, we are guardians of the law. And we are prepared, my friends, to fight back,” she said.

Posted by: Stateless at November 06, 2024 05:27 PM (jvJvP)

11 SEND HIM TO THE CAMPS!

Posted by: fd at November 06, 2024 05:27 PM (vFG9F)

12 It was great they had an ice cream truck there today, at my victory speech!

Posted by: Joey Choo Choo at November 06, 2024 05:27 PM (aMY2p)

13 Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald 2h
On CNN, @ScottJenningsKY correctly describes how the whole NeverTrump industry -- the Bill Kristols and Lincoln Projects and Bulwark and Dispatch - are the biggest cons we've seen for awhile, accomplishing nothing other than bilking liberals out of cash to buy new beach houses.

https://tinyurl.com/yen2u8a9
55 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 06, 2024 05:28 PM (hovnC)

14 Jack needs to have someone start his car for him for a couple months.

Imagine having just about everyone wanting to kill you.

Really. The guy needs to disappear for his own good, yesterday.

Posted by: pawn at November 06, 2024 05:28 PM (QB+5g)

15 18 US Code 595... Election interference.

They even said in Court that they need to publicly release evidence that could pollute the jury pool, before the election.

Yup, up to 1 year in Jail.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 05:28 PM (QAkQ3)

16 No one went to prison. No harm, no foul. Right, Donnie?

Right?

Posted by: Jack at November 06, 2024 05:28 PM (hCzfy)

17 >>> 1 Shouldn't Trump get Colorado's electoral votes since they passed Proposition 113 which awards the state's electoral votes to the top national popular vote winner?

https://tinyurl.com/52hezw2b
Posted by: Enemies Closer at November 06, 2024 05:23 PM (VRTIP)

No, the whole thing is contingent on the states in the agreement having 270 EVs, which they do not.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 05:29 PM (zlGo9)

18 Letitia James is effing nuts.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 06, 2024 05:29 PM (Wa/ne)

19 “We did not expect this result, but we are prepared to respond to this result. We are prepared to fight back once again,” Letitia James said.

“This is not the time to be fearful, New York. But faithful. And steadfast. Knowing that I as the attorney general, along with my entire team, we are guardians of the law. And we are prepared, my friends, to fight back,” she said.

Posted by: Stateless at November 06, 2024 05:27 PM (jvJvP)
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You can do that right after you breif the question we asked, "Why should the AG staff not be sanctioned for bringing this case?"

Posted by: NY Court of Appeals at November 06, 2024 05:29 PM (aMY2p)

20 Since Ol' Jack was illegally appointed I'd like to see him, Garland, and anyone else involved charged with conspiracy to defraud the US government, at the least.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 06, 2024 05:30 PM (lUFok)

21 President Trump (boy that's nice to type) should wait until Jan 20th and have Trump's AG/DOJ go after Smith for denying his 1st amendment rights "Deprivation Of Rights Under Color Of Law".

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 06, 2024 05:30 PM (qNR+I)

22 Send me all the Scott Jennings links! He's just awesome. I missed one that was up in the morning threads.

Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2024 05:30 PM (t9Ma6)

23 Wondering if Trump let's it go, or if he is going to demand a scalp. Want Jack Smith fighting extradition from the Hague come Jabuary, 2025.

Posted by: Nooneyouknowyouknow at November 06, 2024 05:30 PM (7A2Lk)

24 He just wants to disappear before Trump gets sworn in and appoints a brand new AG who is going to go after his a$$ for his illegal appointment.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 06, 2024 05:30 PM (QNSds)

25 Hey that sells the National Man Boy Lincoln Association short.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 05:30 PM (NPwpF)

26 Shouldn't Trump get Colorado's electoral votes since they passed Proposition 113 which awards the state's electoral votes to the top national popular vote winner?

******************

Enough states have to agree to it to control 270 votes, not nearly enough have and never will

Even if they did, it is unconstitutional and would be challenged

this is just lefties waving their microdicks at their constituents

still Trump should troll them over it anyway

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 05:30 PM (M7vhK)

27 I like Scott Jennings. I guess he must make a good salary to put up with the leftists at CNN.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2024 05:30 PM (Xbn+j)

28 That Jack Smith fuck needs to be in prison.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 06, 2024 05:30 PM (XMwZJ)

29 Behold the cognizant dissonance:

1. Biden got 80m votes becuase he was so popular and people really hated Trump

2. Biden has been one of the best presidents in American history.

3. Trump won re-election and won the popular vote because...Biden wasn't...wait, no. He won because people had fond memories of... wait, no. Uh... YOU'RE A RACIST!

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 06, 2024 05:30 PM (pZ0Mr)

30 Sissybeard already published all his best stuff before the election. It was a big fat dud. Even the media was bored with it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 06, 2024 05:31 PM (YJenc)

31 >>> 1 Shouldn't Trump get Colorado's electoral votes since they passed Proposition 113 which awards the state's electoral votes to the top national popular vote winner?

https://tinyurl.com/52hezw2b
Posted by: Enemies Closer at November 06, 2024 05:23 PM (VRTIP)

No, the whole thing is contingent on the states in the agreement having 270 EVs, which they do not.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 05:29 PM (zlGo9)
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No, it is contingent upon the winner being Democrat. If not, never mind (as political philosopher Emily Litella used to say)

Posted by: Governor Pole Smoker at November 06, 2024 05:31 PM (aMY2p)

32 "We’ve studied their platforms. We’ve identified certain possibilities, fact patterns"

With geometric logic no doubt.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 05:31 PM (NPwpF)

33 Not sure they were arguing necessarily.

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 05:31 PM (O5T3z)

34 Jack Smith is lucky if Trump doesn't GASSSSS HIM

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 06, 2024 05:32 PM (5cMXi)

35 Kyle Mann was ready. I'm so glad they didn't have to use it; but, the Bee could just relabel the piece "the US almost elected a retarded woman as president".

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 06, 2024 05:32 PM (qNR+I)

36 So Jack Smith will just let Hitler go without prosecuting him? Weird.

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 05:32 PM (O5T3z)

37 >>> 31

================
No, it is contingent upon the winner being Democrat. If not, never mind (as political philosopher Emily Litella used to say)
Posted by: Governor Pole Smoker at November 06, 2024 05:31 PM (aMY2p)

Oh right, my bad.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 05:32 PM (zlGo9)

38 13 Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald 2h
On CNN, @ScottJenningsKY correctly describes how the whole NeverTrump industry -- the Bill Kristols and Lincoln Projects and Bulwark and Dispatch - are the biggest cons we've seen for awhile, accomplishing nothing other than bilking liberals out of cash to buy new beach houses.

https://tinyurl.com/yen2u8a9
55 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 06, 2024 05:28 PM (hovnC)

Kind of a good thing when you think about it.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at November 06, 2024 05:32 PM (eYoxG)

39 Opening line odds for 2028:

https://tinyurl.com/mw6npf9n

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 06, 2024 05:32 PM (MGB5H)

40 Letitia James was completely unhinged during her press conference.

“So here we are. We’ve studied their platforms. We’ve identified certain possibilities, fact patterns. We’ve created contingency plans,” she said. “So no matter what the next administration throws at us, we are ready. We are ready to respond to their attacks.”


How does, YOU'RE FIRED work for you?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2024 05:33 PM (guGkK)

41 Garland soon to be ousted.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 06, 2024 05:33 PM (t8vHj)

42 >>> 41 Garland soon to be ousted.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 06, 2024 05:33 PM (t8vHj)

With a trebuchet?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 05:33 PM (zlGo9)

43 Mark Hamill finally woke up from his drunken stupor to tweet.

Posted by: buzzion at November 06, 2024 05:33 PM (aRLgQ)

44 "He won't get to bring Trump to trial, but he'll write a fiery, unprofessional accusation against Trump in a fake DOJ report."

Jack Smith will write that report and make a televised statement where he will say, "No reasonable prosecutor would shut-down his prosecution due to a change of Administration and simply let an insurrectionist like Donald Trump escape justice, without describing to the public the despicable felony criminal acts he committed. He should be in prison, not the White House!"

Posted by: Gref at November 06, 2024 05:34 PM (aBgBM)

45 Here is a delightful compilation of leftard meltdowns over the election. Enjoy!

https://tinyurl.com/ykr3yabk

Posted by: Weasel at November 06, 2024 05:34 PM (+OnsA)

46 Garland proved to be a real sneaky vindictive little shit didn't he.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 05:34 PM (NPwpF)

47 >>>Jack Smith needs to be rocket fucked by a Starlink launcher from here to Uranus

Tim Waltz had entered the chat.

Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2024 05:34 PM (7zcIB)

48 On CNN, @ScottJenningsKY correctly describes how the whole NeverTrump industry -- the Bill Kristols and Lincoln Projects and Bulwark and Dispatch - are the biggest cons we've seen for awhile, accomplishing nothing other than bilking liberals out of cash to buy new beach houses.

https://tinyurl.com/yen2u8a9
55 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck
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I hope they drain people like Omidar's last bucks to keep them from being homeless.

All of those assholes took their best shot at the king and missed--now comes the slow slide to irrelevance and since rich tech lords are not prone to kindness--the NT grifters had best saved a lot of their generational wealth.

Posted by: whig at November 06, 2024 05:34 PM (ctrM5)

49 >>I like Scott Jennings. I guess he must make a good salary to put up with the leftists at CNN.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2024 05:30 PM (Xbn+j)
__
Hey there. I was rooting for you in your election. I hope you won.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 06, 2024 05:34 PM (qCWVV)

50 18 Letitia James is effing nuts.
Posted by: Seems Legit

If Hochul wants to help her party, she will just pardon him and move on. There is no need to spend anymore tax payer money before she really does turn NY red.

Posted by: Piper at November 06, 2024 05:34 PM (p4NUW)

51 >>> other than bilking liberals out of cash to buy new beach houses.

Also bilking russians... when the left argues there was Russian interference, they are technically not wrong. But the money was definitely wasted.

Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2024 05:34 PM (wcqQt)

52 I want Jack Smith et al looking over their shoulders for the rest of his miserable lives.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 06, 2024 05:34 PM (/U5Yz)

53 Daily Kos is finally learning some small measure of humility, so they are now posting pet pictures in their first ever Pet Thread.

Royalties to Ace?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 06, 2024 05:35 PM (aMY2p)

54 20 Since Ol' Jack was illegally appointed I'd like to see him, Garland, and anyone else involved charged with conspiracy to defraud the US government, at the least.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 06, 2024 05:30 PM (lUFok)

18 US Code 595 Election interference... add in a Conspiracy charge for everyone... add just a dash of Defrauding the US Government and Misappropriation of funds?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 05:35 PM (QAkQ3)

55 Been a lot of shoutout here today for people that helped make this happen Elon, Pressler, Lara Trump, Charlie Kirk, etc. I think Scott Jennings belongs on that list. He has been in the lions den doing yeoman's work for months now.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 06, 2024 05:35 PM (MGB5H)

56 Mark, George Lucas never told you who's your daddy.

Posted by: THE DON at November 06, 2024 05:35 PM (NPwpF)

57 46 Garland proved to be a real sneaky vindictive little shit didn't he.
Posted by: gKWVE
==========
He may find FAFO applicable.

I think he should be turned over the UFO aliens in Area 51 for deep probing of all orifices.

Posted by: whig at November 06, 2024 05:35 PM (ctrM5)

58 Democrats can't fail this badly and not have a leadership reckoning.

Somebody for the younger ranks is going to have to rise up and tell the old people they aren't in charge any more.

Hopefully that person is a moderate.

Surely Pelosi and Bernie will be put out to pasture. Wouldn't it be amazing if Obama were also sidelined?

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at November 06, 2024 05:35 PM (GD2xa)

59 42 >>> 41 Garland soon to be ousted.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 06, 2024 05:33 PM (t8vHj)

With a trebuchet?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 05:33 PM (zlGo9)

Human cannonball into the Atlantic? If he plays nice, and turns over ALL of the files, he also gets a wetsuit.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 06, 2024 05:35 PM (VNX3d)

60 He won't get to bring Trump to trial, but he'll write a fiery, unprofessional accusation against Trump in a fake DOJ report.

Sound and fury, signifying nothing. Not like they can use it against him when he runs for re-election.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 06, 2024 05:35 PM (ExV1e)

61 Letitia James and Marchand ought to join Smith in defending themselves for denying his 1st amendment rights "Deprivation Of Rights Under Color Of Law" as well.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 06, 2024 05:36 PM (qNR+I)

62 Garland or Mayoraks are my preferred choices to who experiences lawfare, beginning on January 20, 2025.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 06, 2024 05:36 PM (Vyll1)

63 Is Jake Rest Area Toe Tapper poasting about the veterans yet and about how much he respects them?

Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 05:36 PM (NPwpF)

64 Fetterman Will Rise

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 06, 2024 05:37 PM (s3qiR)

65 Dear Joe, you have unchecked power. Now is the time to use it. According to the U.S. Supreme Court, the president has immunity for actions taken in furtherance of his duties. Today, Biden needs to start thinking about using that power in ways that could save us from disaster.

Not gonna rec because of the implications. But I privately agree.

Joe’s not gonna do shit because “norms”. America overwhelmingly wants Trump, Trumpism and MAGA. Trump has a mandate. It’s time to accept a new normal in America and survive. It’s not going to be fun.

The time for Joe to have shown some backbone has long passed. He won’t do anything because of “reasons.” What he doesn’t understand is that his inaction has cemented his place in history.

A year or so from now, when he has deported millions, tanked the economy, destroyed affordable health care and condemned millions of seniors to work til they drop dead, they may come to their senses, but nothing is going to happen til they at least get a taste of his “great America”.

Has Trump won the popular vote? Once all the west coast votes are counted the answer will be no. America does not want Trumpism.

Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 06, 2024 05:37 PM (C7Bea)

66 The NPV only kicks in if there are enough states in the compact to at to 270. And it’s moot anyway since scotus will toss that shit out of it ever happens.

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 05:37 PM (O5T3z)

67 35 Kyle Mann was ready. I'm so glad they didn't have to use it; but, the Bee could just relabel the piece "the US almost elected a retarded woman as president".
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 06, 2024 05:32 PM (qNR+I)

I think the term of art is "differently abled"...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 06, 2024 05:37 PM (exHjb)

68 I agree with Jon Stewart....

Posted by: Bruce at November 06, 2024 05:37 PM (p/tNs)

69 Shouldn't Trump get Colorado's electoral votes since they passed Proposition 113 which awards the state's electoral votes to the top national popular vote winner?

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um, can they fkng do this ?

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 05:38 PM (V13WU)

70 41 Garland soon to be ousted.
Posted by: Ben Had
======
He might do like Barr and resign before Biden's term ends. Biden is likely to issue a bunch of pardons to hide the ones for his own family.

Probably gently discussing the matter with Trump. Trump should probably quid pro quo him. He will pardon the Bidens but Biden has to immediately pardon and stop all prosecutions in progress of Jan 6ers.

They deserve to be home for Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Posted by: whig at November 06, 2024 05:38 PM (ctrM5)

71 >>> other than bilking liberals out of cash to buy new beach houses.

Also bilking russians... when the left argues there was Russian interference, they are technically not wrong. But the money was definitely wasted.
Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2024 05:34 PM (wcqQt)

I'm waiting for Ukraine to end, and the Russians who had the US Government steal their Airplanes, Boats, and bank accounts, to sue in US Court for theft.

We are not at War... they did not break any US Law on US Soil... yet we somehow allowed an open ended Bill of Attainder, to be used, on individuals, to steal their property.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 05:38 PM (QAkQ3)

72 the Bill Kristols and Lincoln Projects and Bulwark and Dispatch - are the biggest cons we've seen for awhile, accomplishing nothing other than bilking liberals out of cash to buy new beach houses.

That's why other than their tendency to bother children, I don't even care about these tools. They don't move the meter, they have no cultural or policy impact, they aren't thought leaders. They're just sapping money out of credulous leftists.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 05:38 PM (Hh1ER)

73 If Fetterman caucuses as an Independent the lil' gKWVE may become a big gKWVE

Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 05:38 PM (NPwpF)

74 Fetterman Will Rise

A second lump?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 06, 2024 05:38 PM (5cMXi)

75 18 US Code 595 Election interference... add in a Conspiracy charge for everyone... add just a dash of Defrauding the US Government and Misappropriation of funds?

Whatever keeps them in jail until the barbed cock of Satan arrives to claim them.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 06, 2024 05:38 PM (lUFok)

76 I have for years maintained the position that if the Dems were just the slightest bit medium-nice to Trump in 2016, they'd have gotten like 65% of what they wanted. The Art of the Deal, and all that.

Instead, they were total spunk trumpets. About everything. Forever.

And so now this is happening.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 06, 2024 05:38 PM (FAbrK)

77 -
If not, never mind (as political philosopher Emily Litella used to say)
Posted by: Governor Pole Smoker at November 06, 2024 05:31 PM
-

And Roseanne Roseannadanna.

Posted by: irright at November 06, 2024 05:38 PM (rcc2P)

78 I mean , rewrite the US Constitution like that?

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 05:38 PM (V13WU)

79 I was under the impression that the case involving Letitia James was still under gag order. Did she just violate that?

Posted by: Orson at November 06, 2024 05:38 PM (dIske)

80 A year or so from now, when he has deported millions, tanked the economy, destroyed affordable health care and condemned millions of seniors to work til they drop dead,

They say that like this isn't already 3/4 accomplished

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 06, 2024 05:39 PM (hB7mE)

81 Merrick Garland and Jack Walsh wildly exceeded their authority.

If I were Trump, I'd do one thing - outline their illegal activities and strategies of the cases including any illegal coordination with the White House - go through every file), then pardon both of them. Have congress pass a law making it clearly criminal to appoint a special prosecutor without congressional approval. Oh, and revoke their security clearances, and make sure everyone in the government knows that dealing with either of these bozos going forward is punishable by immediate termination.

Same strategy with the 51 intelligence operatives - declare they violated the trust of the American people and revoke all their security privileges. These retired yucks trade off that access with various companies. make these guys poison going forward.

Posted by: El Mariachi at November 06, 2024 05:39 PM (nLFEI)

82 Trump needs to gut the top echelon in the pentagon and armed services as well as the DHS, CIA, FBI, and State. As a start.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 06, 2024 05:39 PM (/U5Yz)

83 I know Van Jones is much smarter than that. He couldn't make it in Hollywood so he went paid Democrat operative who emotes Democrat talking points.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 06, 2024 05:39 PM (tT6L1)

84 First I want all the J6ers pardoned, released pronto and if possible, records scrubbed. Next the J6ers need to get together and come up with suitable remedies to enact revenge on their tormentors, from the J6 Committee members to their jailers. Some nice long spells in Fed 'motels' will go to educate the rest that lawfare works both ways and karma is a bitch.

For every J6er you had a hand in persecuting = 1 year in the pen.
If you end up with a life sentence, too bad. There is no parole for federal crimes.

Posted by: Ciampino - Kitzinger in the pen - sweet at November 06, 2024 05:39 PM (i0xsb)

85 runner - no, several answers upthread.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 05:39 PM (zlGo9)

86 Fetterman Will Rise

A little grass hula skirt for the hump.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 06, 2024 05:39 PM (5cMXi)

87 I'm waiting for Ukraine to end, and the Russians who had the US Government steal their Airplanes, Boats, and bank accounts, to sue in US Court for theft

Yeah. I don't like Russia invading their neighbors for no reason, I don't like the murderous mob thug Putin, and I don't like Russian mob oligarchs but... what the hell was that? What possible justification could possibly be given for just up and stealing stuff from people of a nation because you don't like what their government did???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 05:40 PM (Hh1ER)

88 I will never grow tired of watching smug assholes get theirs

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 05:40 PM (aPY1X)

89 This motherf-er needs to go to prison.
Charge him outside of DC for election interference and a litany of other crimes. I'm sure he manufactured a shit ton of "evidence". Whoever is AG needs to lock his ass up for the rest of his life.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at November 06, 2024 05:40 PM (th/4a)

90 76 I have for years maintained the position that if the Dems were just the slightest bit medium-nice to Trump in 2016, they'd have gotten like 65% of what they wanted. The Art of the Deal, and all that.



100% agree.

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 05:40 PM (O5T3z)

91 also the persecution of Giuliani has to end soonest

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 06, 2024 05:40 PM (s3qiR)

92 The media can kiss my ass then blow me. People will never go back to believing them again. They should be ostracized because they have deliberately and with malice destroyed the American people for their politics. They have lied, cheated and conspired against the very people they should have been truthfully informing. I don’t care if Jeff Bezos lights the WaPo on fire, burns it down and rebuilds it. That edifice should be a monument to their insidious deeds and what happens when you try to destroy decent, everyday hard working people.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 06, 2024 05:40 PM (BZE7Z)

93 Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney 7h
JUST IN: A Jan. 6 defendant is asking Judge Beryl Howell to postpone aspects of his case in light of Trump's election and promise to pardon many involved in the Capitol breach.

Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2 7h
DC judges are about to be flooded with motions to dismiss existing cases and release incarcerated J6ers from prison.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 06, 2024 05:40 PM (hovnC)

94 Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald 2h
On CNN, @ScottJenningsKY correctly describes how the whole NeverTrump industry -- the Bill Kristols and Lincoln Projects and Bulwark and Dispatch - are the biggest cons we've seen for awhile, accomplishing nothing other than bilking liberals out of cash to buy new beach houses.

https://tinyurl.com/yen2u8a9
55 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 06, 2024 05:28 PM (hovnC)

No fair trying to make me like them.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 05:40 PM (n7h9X)

95 Surely Pelosi and Bernie will be put out to pasture. Wouldn't it be amazing if Obama were also sidelined?
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis

Since Kamala lost, there is no heir apparent so you may be a power scramble. I would so love a red wedding between the remaining Bidenites, Clintonites, and Obamaites.

Posted by: whig at November 06, 2024 05:40 PM (ctrM5)

96 Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

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I appreciate your the efforts of our liaison to the lefty hives of scum and villainy.

I am concerned that whenever the DU is opened up again, it will have the appearance of a digital Jonestown.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 06, 2024 05:41 PM (Vyll1)

97 I think Nearsider is right. Actually that fear is what drove a lot of Never Trump in 2016. Here was a big mouth New Yorker who worked with Donkeys all his life. How could anyone trust him?
Well, now Trump.knows whom HE can trust.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 05:41 PM (NPwpF)

98 Next the J6ers need to get together and come up with suitable remedies to enact revenge on their tormentors, from the J6 Committee members to their jailers.

Start with monetary compensation taken from their tormentor's paychecks.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 06, 2024 05:41 PM (hB7mE)

99 Just a thought but if jack smith drops his appeal after judge cannon ruled his appointment was illegal he is admitting that his appointment was in fact illegal.


That would make some serious case law in regards to the appointment of special counsels that I suspect the left does not want to make.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 06, 2024 05:41 PM (QNSds)

100 I can't remember who Tweeted this, but I liked it.

Can Trump start right away, 'cause we don't have a President now?

Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2024 05:41 PM (hmKaK)

101 Daily Kos is finally learning some small measure of humility, so they are now posting pet pictures in their first ever Pet Thread.

==


next, The Gardening Thread!

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 05:41 PM (V13WU)

102 Oh, and revoke their security clearances, and make sure everyone in the government knows that dealing with either of these bozos going forward is punishable by immediate termination.

And terminate their pension. You get nothing but social security and will like it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 05:41 PM (Hh1ER)

103 >>> 71
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I'm waiting for Ukraine to end, and the Russians who had the US Government steal their Airplanes, Boats, and bank accounts, to sue in US Court for theft.

We are not at War... they did not break any US Law on US Soil... yet we somehow allowed an open ended Bill of Attainder, to be used, on individuals, to steal their property.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 05:38 PM (QAkQ3)

I was hoping for Poo Tin to sink yachts belonging to Billy Gates and Jeff Bezos and Jawn Cary, etc etc, but this could work too.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 05:41 PM (zlGo9)

104 It's weird how what Scott Jennings says makes perfect rational common sense.

Posted by: El Mariachi at November 06, 2024 05:41 PM (nLFEI)

105 >>>>>> 41 Garland soon to be ousted.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 06, 2024 05:33 PM (t8vHj)

=======

Say goodbye to that second scotus nomination I’m sure you were promised for doing Biden's dirty work.

Posted by: Turn 2 at November 06, 2024 05:41 PM (JfxgE)

106 Has Trump won the popular vote? Once all the west coast votes are counted the answer will be no. America does not want Trumpism.

Get those voters back in here.

TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!!!

*snort*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2024 05:42 PM (guGkK)

107 Shouldn't Trump get Colorado's electoral votes since they passed Proposition 113 which awards the state's electoral votes to the top national popular vote winner?

==

um, can they fkng do this ?
Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 05:38 PM (V13WU)
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We didn't make the rules, they did, so, they can play by them. Or, not which means the law is null and void. Which it probably was, but, at this point, I don't care.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 06, 2024 05:42 PM (tT6L1)

108 For every J6er you had a hand in persecuting = 1 year in the pen.
If you end up with a life sentence, too bad. There is no parole for federal crimes.
Posted by: Ciampino - Kitzinger in the pen - sweet at November 06, 2024 05:39 PM (i0xsb)

Depriving Civil Right under cover of law.

Yeah, its a felony.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 05:42 PM (QAkQ3)

109 Shouldn't Trump get Colorado's electoral votes since they passed Proposition 113 which awards the state's electoral votes to the top national popular vote winner?

https://tinyurl.com/52hezw2b
Posted by: Enemies Closer at November 06, 2024 05:23 PM (VRTIP)

No, the whole thing is contingent on the states in the agreement having 270 EVs, which they do not.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 05:29 PM (zlGo9)


Hopefully I'll be dead by then but, if not, I'd laugh my ass off if, during the first election after they reached the 270 threshold, the Democrats lost because none of their voters showed up since their votes no longer mattered.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 06, 2024 05:42 PM (ExV1e)

110 Like the Bee post script.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 06, 2024 05:42 PM (mfUOU)

111 Bernie was re-elected yesterday. That old commie isn’t going anywhere. Well besides hell I mean.

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 05:42 PM (O5T3z)

112 I just don't understand. How could the media that told us this is the best economy since Barack Obama, that told us that Joe Biden was still as sharp as he ever was, how could they be so wrong about Kamala having victory all sewn up?

Posted by: Typical Democrat Voter at November 06, 2024 05:42 PM (f1kZG)

113 How long will it take to shred 47 metric tons of documents.

Posted by: 13times at November 06, 2024 05:43 PM (B59gt)

114 I have for years maintained the position that if the Dems were just the slightest bit medium-nice to Trump in 2016, they'd have gotten like 65% of what they wanted. The Art of the Deal, and all that

Yep. Or more. 2015 Trump basically agreed with much of their agenda. 2017 Trump was very angry at them and easily influenced by wiser voices.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 05:43 PM (Hh1ER)

115 Smith shutting down and withdrawing all his cases on the day Trump is announced as winner of the election sure doesn't make his whole operation look like a political hit job solely designed to prevent Trump from winning.

Posted by: blaster at November 06, 2024 05:43 PM (QfvaV)

116 I think Nearsider is right. Actually that fear is what drove a lot of Never Trump in 2016. Here was a big mouth New Yorker who worked with Donkeys all his life. How could anyone trust him?
Well, now Trump.knows whom HE can trust.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 05:41 PM (NPwpF)

This is why I didn't vote for him in 2016. I KNEW he was a New York liberal with thousands of Trump/Clinton photographs, and who was able to navigate that world - a world you MUST be a leftist to navigate.

More fool, I.

I was late to the Trump train, but among other things, I have learned this - no one fights as hard as a convert.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 06, 2024 05:43 PM (FAbrK)

117 Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 06, 2024 05:34 PM (qCWVV)

Thanks. That's very kind of you. We didn't win and it didn't help that 1000 registered Republicans in our community didn't vote, but I'm o.k, just really tired, and grateful that God helped us get through the campaign season and thankful to all the very nice Republicans who did so much to support us in various ways.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2024 05:43 PM (MQJVv)

118 Can Trump start right away, 'cause we don't have a President now?


I think he can and should

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 06, 2024 05:43 PM (s3qiR)

119 I was wiilowed before, but wanted to say "nice to see you again," Christopher R Taylor.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 06, 2024 05:43 PM (OX9vb)

120 Daily Kos is finally learning some small measure of humility, so they are now posting pet pictures in their first ever Pet Thread.

LOOK! Squirrel!!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 05:44 PM (QAkQ3)

121 You know, if PDJT did only half the horrible shit the DU retards think he'll do in his upcoming term, I'd be a very happy piece of garbage.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 06, 2024 05:44 PM (XMwZJ)

122 >>I like Scott Jennings. I guess he must make a good salary to put up with the leftists at CNN.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2024 05:30 PM (Xbn+j)
__
Hey there. I was rooting for you in your election. I hope you won.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 06, 2024 05:34 PM (qCWVV)

Juan Williams in reverse. One sensible person rather than One Idiot at Fox.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 05:44 PM (n7h9X)

123 Has Trump won the popular vote? Once all the west coast votes are counted the answer will be no. America does not want Trumpism.

As I said earlier this morning, they have shifted from "beat Trump" to "remove Trump's popular vote win"

Think they cannot do it? Look back over the last six electoral cycles and how many times a Republican won only to be "beaten" with later "counts."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 05:44 PM (Hh1ER)

124 118 Can Trump start right away, 'cause we don't have a President now?


I think he can and should
Posted by: BlackOrchid

Seconded. All in favor say aye.

Posted by: Piper at November 06, 2024 05:44 PM (p4NUW)

125 Hi, my name is Tabatha Walz (Formally known as Tim Walz... Governor of Minnesota).

Last night after my devastating loss to Don Trump I have completed my Transgender Surgery early this morning.

I am eloping to the French Riviera with Big Mike to live out my true Gay Lifestyle.

Thank You all and Minnesota sux and I am out of here !!

Posted by: Tim "The Slong" Walz at November 06, 2024 05:45 PM (1U5p7)

126 Best not leave your lunch unattended, Jackie boy.

Posted by: Squirrel Insurrection at November 06, 2024 05:45 PM (x5nKy)

127 I think that is the best path forward:

1) Twitter files these assholes. make all sorts of private communications public, showing what sort of partisan hacks, they were.

2) Fire the lot of them. Revoke all Secuity clearances and make it clear to the remaining staff that any communication of discussion with the fired employees will be harshly punished.

3) I'd avoid prosecutions unless there is really compelling evidence.

Posted by: El Mariachi at November 06, 2024 05:45 PM (nLFEI)

128 still Trump should troll them over it anyway

Maybe when it comes time for Congress to accept the results some Republican can object and say "but your state said it would give it's EC votes to the winner of the popular vote and that's Trump".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 06, 2024 05:45 PM (ExV1e)

129 101 Daily Kos is finally learning some small measure of humility, so they are now posting pet pictures in their first ever Pet Thread.

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next, The Gardening Thread!

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 05:41 PM (V13WU)



Gun Thread

For the win....

Posted by: Stateless at November 06, 2024 05:45 PM (jvJvP)

130 Probably wishful thinking but Trump never has to run again so he can play as dirty as he wants.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2024 05:45 PM (q6dqN)

131 "LOOK! Squirrel!!!!
Posted by: Romeo13 "

*BLAM!*

Posted by: Department of Animal Welfare at November 06, 2024 05:45 PM (vFG9F)

132 That Scott Jennings video is the best summary of why yesterday happened I have seen.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 05:45 PM (5p7BC)

133 115 Smith shutting down and withdrawing all his cases on the day Trump is announced as winner of the election sure doesn't make his whole operation look like a political hit job solely designed to prevent Trump from winning.
Posted by: blaster
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But but but, the media told me that it was all on the up and up since Orangeman was mustache man reincarnated. Or maybe that bald Italian dude, it surely cannot be a political prosecution--the media would have told me it was.

Posted by: LIV at November 06, 2024 05:45 PM (ctrM5)

134 Tom Fitton @TomFitton 3h
There must be a criminal investigation of the Justice Department's abuse of @RealDonaldTrump and other innocents. Immediately.

Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok 11h
Trump must pardon the January 6th political prisoners, the pro-lifers who were thrown in prison for peacefully protesting and praying, and anyone else who was persecuted with politically motivated lawfare by the Biden-Harris DOJ.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 06, 2024 05:45 PM (hovnC)

135 Just saw a pic of Christina Applegate. More like Applestruedel. Talk about aging ungracefully.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 05:45 PM (NPwpF)

136 wanted to say "nice to see you again," Christopher R Taylor.

You too Dash. And I must say I can barely tell that's a wig!

Smith shutting down and withdrawing all his cases on the day Trump is announced as winner of the election sure doesn't make his whole operation look like a political hit job solely designed to prevent Trump from winning.

Yeah. I mean, everyone already knew it? But this is pathetic confirmation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 05:46 PM (Hh1ER)

137 Will Walz and Kumala ever speak again?

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 05:46 PM (O5T3z)

138 Bernie was re-elected yesterday. That old commie isn’t going anywhere. Well besides hell I mean.
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 05:42 PM (O5T3z)

He's got more Dachas to chisel out of the DNC, the old commie.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 05:46 PM (n7h9X)

139 Any way that Trump can appoint his top notch SS team from Butler Pa to be Joe, or Kamala, or Barkies permanent SS?

Posted by: Bruce at November 06, 2024 05:46 PM (p/tNs)

140 135 Just saw a pic of Christina Applegate. More like Applestruedel. Talk about aging ungracefully.


oh she's very ill

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 06, 2024 05:46 PM (s3qiR)

141 " Just saw a pic of Christina Applegate. More like Applestruedel. Talk about aging ungracefully.
Posted by: gKWVE"

Doesn't she have MS?

Posted by: fd at November 06, 2024 05:46 PM (vFG9F)

142 Willowed from Gascon Thread (difficult to keep up)

98 Price of gas in my little Alberta town just went down five cents per liter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

No metric!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 06, 2024 03:48 PM (v6JzV)

Proposed: Anyone posting metric gets a night in the box - unless posting from a home country that uses metric - so AOP, Andycanuk, Bidens Dog and Pixy are all ok, among others...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 06, 2024 05:46 PM (QGaXH)

143
biden is Irrelevant

In the whole World's eyes, Former President and President-Elect Trump is the President of the United States NOW.

biden is Nothing, now, but a squatter in the White House

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2024 05:47 PM (Dz6eK)

144 135 Just saw a pic of Christina Applegate. More like Applestruedel. Talk about aging ungracefully.
Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 05:45 PM (NPwpF)

She did have cancer. So…

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 05:47 PM (O5T3z)

145 I was expecting more foaming at the mouth.

Just frothier all around.

I kinda feel gypped.

No hairy Carrie?

No long walks of short piers?

It's almost like they've exhausted themselves. The Trump Rage virus has subsided.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 05:47 PM (aPY1X)

146
Probably gently discussing the matter with Trump. Trump should probably quid pro quo him. He will pardon the Bidens but Biden has to immediately pardon and stop all prosecutions in progress of Jan 6ers.

They deserve to be home for Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Posted by: whig


Trump needs to go after criminally, all those involved in the sham J6 prosecutions.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 06, 2024 05:47 PM (Y/R8U)

147 Those couple of squirrel running across the lawn before Kramals's concession was an epic moment indeed!

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 05:47 PM (V13WU)

148 Wow Wow Wow

A must listen.


What the heck was going on there? Why wasn't he being shouted down and interrupted in order to preserve our sacred Freedom of Speech?

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2024 05:47 PM (RFx0q)

149 Also Smith standing down today says that he was entirely a creature of Biden and Garland. Totally independent of them? No way. They told him to fold the tents today.

Posted by: blaster at November 06, 2024 05:47 PM (QfvaV)

150 Good evening Garbage Horde. Remember that one man's trash is another man's treasure.

Posted by: TRex at November 06, 2024 05:47 PM (IQ6Gq)

151 Auto close tags for the wind

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 06, 2024 05:47 PM (Y/R8U)

152 Can Trump start right away, 'cause we don't have a President now?

I think he can and should
Posted by: BlackOrchid

Seconded. All in favor say aye.
Posted by: Piper


I'd just settle for ONE news organization trying to find out who exactly is in charge and what has been going on in the White House. One. Washington Times, Fox News, hell Newsmax, ANYONE.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 05:47 PM (Hh1ER)

153 From Slay News. Demi Moore has the sadzzzz


Hollywood celebrity Demi Moore melted down over the US election result, declaring that Trump voters are “Puritans, religious fanatics, and criminals.”

Speaking to an audience in Paris at the French premiere of her new horror movie The Substance, Moore hit out at conservative voters who backed President Trump in record-breaking numbers.

The Golden Globe nominee claimed that Trump draws his support from the criminal underworld and the religious right who, according to Moore, are terrified of the “body.” She then drew comparisons between her new film The Substance and what she sees as a growing puritanical streak in American culture. 

“Sexuality is always taboo. And there’s a lot of fear in America around the body,” Demi claimed. “That’s something I’ve never understood or related to.

“I’ve certainly stirred the pot in a few of the films I’ve chosen, which is partly because [I’ve never understood that fear] of the body. It never made sense why we can celebrate the body in art, but fear it in cinema.”



Hey, Trump said pussy!

Posted by: Stateless at November 06, 2024 05:48 PM (jvJvP)

154
Jeebus, does Scarborough ever shut up?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 06, 2024 05:48 PM (qWj72)

155 Okay I will be less mean. She was still being dumb on Twitter though.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 05:48 PM (NPwpF)

156
Two 80-degree days in a row in Boston, MA.

I miss Winter.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2024 05:48 PM (Dz6eK)

157 You advocate abortion? You approve murder.

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 06, 2024 05:48 PM (QSrLX)

158 Do we have our first post election enbarrelin?

I think so....

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 05:48 PM (QAkQ3)

159 Those couple of squirrel running across the lawn before Kramals's concession was an epic moment indeed!
Posted by: runner


Avenge P'nut!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 06, 2024 05:48 PM (Y/R8U)

160 Squirrel With A Gun is a real game.
Pretty funny.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 06, 2024 05:49 PM (ufFY8)

161 "Hollywood celebrity Demi Moore melted down over the US election result, declaring that Trump voters are “Puritans, religious fanatics, and criminals.”"

Let me add "and people that will not go to see your stupid movies".

Posted by: fd at November 06, 2024 05:49 PM (vFG9F)

162 Hollywood celebrity Demi Moore melted down over the US election result, declaring that Trump voters are “Puritans, religious fanatics, and criminals.”

She seems nice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2024 05:49 PM (guGkK)

163 Did you know that the notorious political vacillator and reclusive French inventor of the sandal was Philippe Philoppe?

Posted by: Ciampino - Kitzinger & Cheney in the pen - sweet at November 06, 2024 05:49 PM (i0xsb)

164 Just saw a pic of Christina Applegate. More like Applestruedel. Talk about aging ungracefully.

She's still a sweetheart.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 05:49 PM (Hh1ER)

165 Will they ever finish the count?

Posted by: In for a long night at November 06, 2024 05:49 PM (2NXcZ)

166 Christina Applegate has MS, so give her a break.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 06, 2024 05:49 PM (XMwZJ)

167
If I was President Trump the first order of business would be getting to the bottom of the Thomas Crooks assassination attempt and the government's complicity.

Posted by: Auspex at November 06, 2024 05:50 PM (j4U/Z)

168
Holy crap, I just watched some of malaka's defeat speech.

She looks HUNGOVER. Her hair & face are disheveled, like she walked in the house after pulling an all-nighter.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2024 05:50 PM (Dz6eK)

169 No, Jack, you are going to be prosecuted for 1.Election interference. 2. Malicious Prosecution 3. Imitating a federal officer. 4. Conspiracy to oppress Constitutional rights. 5. Multiple counts of perjury in a courtroom. 6. Knowingly submitting false documents to a court. By the time you get out of prison you'll be too old to move without a wheel chair.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 06, 2024 05:50 PM (Da7Vv)

170 Will they ever finish the count?

The instant they get the results they are after.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 05:50 PM (Hh1ER)

171 153 From Slay News. Demi Moore has the sadzzzz


Hollywood celebrity Demi Moore melted down over the US election result, declaring that Trump voters are “Puritans, religious fanatics, and criminals.”

Posted by: Stateless at November 06, 2024 05:48 PM (jvJvP


Who let this female speak?

Why isn't she locked in her room with all the other womenfolk?

She can come out when it's time to cook and service the men.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 05:50 PM (aPY1X)

172 Did you know that the notorious political vacillator and reclusive French inventor of the sandal was Philippe Philoppe?
Posted by: Ciampino - Kitzinger & Cheney in the pen - sweet at November 06, 2024 05:49 PM (i0xsb)

You asshole.

(Maybe some time tomorrow i might stop laughing at that. )

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2024 05:50 PM (DDGz9)

173 "Hollywood celebrity Demi Moore melted down over the US election result, declaring that Trump voters are “Puritans, religious fanatics, and criminals.”"

Let me add "and people that will not go to see your stupid movies".
Posted by: fd at November 06, 2024 05:49 PM (vFG9F)

In other words, she was pretty, but dumb then and dumb now.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 06, 2024 05:50 PM (VNX3d)

174 No, Jack, you are going to be prosecuted for 1.Election interference. 2. Malicious Prosecution 3. Imitating a federal officer. 4. Conspiracy to oppress Constitutional rights. 5. Multiple counts of perjury in a courtroom. 6. Knowingly submitting false documents to a court. By the time you get out of prison you'll be too old to move without a wheel chair.

This is the way.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 06, 2024 05:50 PM (lUFok)

175 Has Trump won the popular vote? Once all the west coast votes are counted the answer will be no. America does not want Trumpism.

As I said earlier this morning, they have shifted from "beat Trump" to "remove Trump's popular vote win"

Think they cannot do it? Look back over the last six electoral cycles and how many times a Republican won only to be "beaten" with later "counts."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 05:44 PM (Hh1ER)

I doubt it. They will just never complete the count so we have no exact number and they can always wishcast that the Pop Vote could be overcome. They always do the reverse, stop counting military votes and such if they don't need them.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 05:51 PM (n7h9X)

176 Will they ever finish the count?
Posted by: In for a long night at November 06, 2024 05:49 PM (2NXcZ)


HEY WE CAN'T ALL BE FLORIDA!!!

Posted by: Arizona at November 06, 2024 05:51 PM (guGkK)

177 Has anyone ever tried to make a bobblehead doll for Sharpton?

Would that create some kind of universe destroying singularity, I wonder.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is the end of the junta at November 06, 2024 05:51 PM (ly2GA)

178 Mark Hamill finally woke up from his drunken stupor to tweet.

[yawn]

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 06, 2024 05:51 PM (Rbu5d)

179 "If I was President Trump the first order of business would be getting to the bottom of the Thomas Crooks assassination attempt and the government's complicity.
Posted by: Auspex"

There is so much to do. I'm glad Trump has a lot of energy because it's going to take at least 4 years.

Posted by: fd at November 06, 2024 05:51 PM (vFG9F)

180 First strip all security clearances from every current and former agency/military official 1990-2024. Then reissue clearances on a limited basis.

Posted by: 13times at November 06, 2024 05:51 PM (PQeev)

181 167
If I was President Trump the first order of business would be getting to the bottom of the Thomas Crooks assassination attempt and the government's complicity.
Posted by: Auspex at November 06, 2024 05:50 PM (j4U/Z)

Reopen the Ashli Babbit shooting.. that was not a clean shoot.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 05:51 PM (QAkQ3)

182 Bernstein posting at Insty. You piece of handmade shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 06, 2024 05:52 PM (mfUOU)

183 Just saw a pic of Christina Applegate. More like Applestruedel. Talk about aging ungracefully.

She's still a sweetheart.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

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To this Gen Xer, she'll always be Kelly Bundy.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 06, 2024 05:52 PM (Vyll1)

184 >>>Hollywood celebrity Demi Moore melted down over the US election result, declaring that Trump voters are “Puritans, religious fanatics, and criminals.”

Tell me you're on the Diddy freak-off party lists without telling me you're on the Diddy freak-off party lists

Posted by: Squirrel Insurrection at November 06, 2024 05:52 PM (x5nKy)

185 Who let this female speak?

Why isn't she locked in her room with all the other womenfolk?



I may select her to bear my seed and carry my spawn.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2024 05:52 PM (guGkK)

186 IDF just issued evacuation orders for a building between two runways at the Beirut airport.

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 06, 2024 05:52 PM (ufFY8)

187 Two 80-degree days in a row in Boston, MA.

I miss Winter.
Posted by: Soothsayer
________

Anticipatory global warming caused by Trump votes.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 06, 2024 05:52 PM (Dm8we)

188 Gentlemen, it looks like we need to get the vagina registry going a little sooner than we thought!

The womenfolk are getting uppity.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 05:52 PM (aPY1X)

189 >>> 153 From Slay News. Demi Moore has the sadzzzz


Hollywood celebrity Demi Moore melted down over the US election result, declaring that Trump voters are “Puritans, religious fanatics, and criminals.”

Speaking to an audience in Paris
==
Posted by: Stateless at November 06, 2024 05:48 PM (jvJvP)

Stay in France, you stupid twat.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 05:52 PM (zlGo9)

190 Cats 'n' Rockets

"There is no parole for federal crimes."

I'll take, "What is 'supervised release?" for $100, Pat."

Posted by: mnw at November 06, 2024 05:52 PM (NLIak)

191 "the whole NeverTrump industry ... accomplishing nothing other than bilking liberals out of cash to buy new beach houses."

Even when you put it that way, I still hate them.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 06, 2024 05:52 PM (H7XKm)

192 Free Bird !

https://tinyurl.com/mpv69wah

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 06, 2024 05:53 PM (/U5Yz)

193 I'd just settle for ONE news organization trying to find out who exactly is in charge and what has been going on in the White House. One. Washington Times, Fox News, hell Newsmax, ANYONE.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 05:47 PM (Hh1ER)

Watch the documentary "Game of Thrones" it gives you the whole thing.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 05:53 PM (n7h9X)

194 I'm having poll withdrawal. There are no internals to delve into.

What the hell do I do now?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 05:53 PM (5p7BC)

195 I already have the DVR recording Colbert tonight. Please let him go full insane and have dancing Nazis....


Still have to set it for Kimmel who gave a 19 minute monologue against Trump.


Those two will FINALLY be funny.

Posted by: Stateless at November 06, 2024 05:53 PM (jvJvP)

196 Cats 'n' Rockets

"There is no parole for federal crimes."

I'll take, "What is 'supervised release?" for $100, Pat."
Posted by: mnw at November 06, 2024 05:52 PM (NLIak)

What is "picking up trash in ankle irons"?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 06, 2024 05:54 PM (VNX3d)

197 Just saw a pic of Christina Applegate. More like Applestruedel. Talk about aging ungracefully.
Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 05:45 PM (NPwpF)

She did have cancer. So…


And MS

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 06, 2024 05:54 PM (Da7Vv)

198 >>> 179 "If I was President Trump the first order of business would be getting to the bottom of the Thomas Crooks assassination attempt and the government's complicity.
Posted by: Auspex"

There is so much to do. I'm glad Trump has a lot of energy because it's going to take at least 4 years.
Posted by: fd at November 06, 2024 05:51 PM (vFG9F)

Good thing he's picked up a few more buddies.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 05:54 PM (zlGo9)

199 Sin is its own reward and has its own consequences. Adultery, fornication, homosexuality? Give chastity, purity and continence a try and see the improvement in relationships, self esteem, physical health, emotional stability and maybe even save some money. All without cults, drugs, haranguing or government regulation.

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 06, 2024 05:54 PM (QSrLX)

200
Anyone thinking about going to the Inauguration?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2024 05:54 PM (Dz6eK)

201 I want to see Mark Milley humiliated.

Posted by: 13times at November 06, 2024 05:54 PM (PQeev)

202 By wind down he means shred the evidence and flee the country, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2024 05:54 PM (Hkcdp)

203 194 I'm having poll withdrawal. There are no internals to delve into.

What the hell do I do now?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 05:53 PM (5p7BC)

Golf?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 05:54 PM (aPY1X)

204 What the hell do I do now?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 05:53 PM (5p7BC)
--------------

Running and drinking?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 06, 2024 05:54 PM (tT6L1)

205 Breaking News: Alaska has been called.

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 05:54 PM (O5T3z)

206 Fortunately, I have zero interest in what Demi Moore thinks of me or any other Trump voter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2024 05:55 PM (MQJVv)

207 So, how soon does Lady Liberty get returned to France, and a new statue of Trump astride an eagle erected in its place? No Poem, either!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 06, 2024 05:55 PM (VNX3d)

208 Bernstein posting at Insty. You piece of handmade shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 06, 2024 05:52 PM (mfUOU)

what's wrong with cartoon bears you hater?

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 05:55 PM (n7h9X)

209 >>> 194 I'm having poll withdrawal. There are no internals to delve into.

What the hell do I do now?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 05:53 PM (5p7BC)

Get a job with SpaceX and help land humans on Mars?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 05:55 PM (zlGo9)

210 153 From Slay News. Demi Moore has the sadzzzz


Hollywood celebrity Demi Moore melted down over the US election result, declaring that Trump voters are “Puritans, religious fanatics, and criminals.”

Posted by: Stateless



'What a drag, it is, getting old'.

youtu.be/x-zxBNz3XbM

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 06, 2024 05:55 PM (sAmhv)

211 Pack it up and move to Tibet is my suggestion

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2024 05:55 PM (fwDg9)

212 I'm imagining an alternate universe where Camela is President, Ella Emhoff is the epitome of beauty, and the president's cabinet includes Liz Cheny and Whoopie Goldberg.

Whatever happens, that will not be. Thank you Donald Trump.

Posted by: fd at November 06, 2024 05:55 PM (vFG9F)

213 What is "picking up trash in ankle irons"?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 06, 2024 05:54 PM (VNX3d)
--------------

With a generous amount of, "What we have here is failure to communicate."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 06, 2024 05:55 PM (tT6L1)

214 I'll have you know I'm still gonna snark. I'll never stop snarking!

Just cause the election is over and liberals are going the way of the dodo bird, that's no reason to
not snark!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 05:56 PM (aPY1X)

215 "Is barratry still a thing?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia"

Hmmm...sounds medieval.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 05:56 PM (fV+MH)

216 205 Breaking News: Alaska has been called.
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 05:54 PM (O5T3z)

For who though?!?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at November 06, 2024 05:56 PM (eYoxG)

217 In Forbes...

Mark Cuban
@mcuban
Congrats
@realDonaldTrump
. You won fair and square.

Congrats to
@elonmusk
as well.

#Godspeed
1:23 AM · Nov 6, 2024, 20.4M Views

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at November 06, 2024 05:56 PM (NFX2v)

218
She didn't give a concession speech -- that idiot gave a COMMENCEMENT speech.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2024 05:56 PM (Dz6eK)

219 Jack got shot down as a Federal employee then comes back as a Federal employee

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2024 05:56 PM (fwDg9)

220 So, how soon does Lady Liberty get returned to France, and a new statue of Trump astride an eagle erected in its place? No Poem, either!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 06, 2024 05:55 PM (VNX3d)

No that gets placed in Mira Lago.

NYC gets a huge mobile 70 foot statue marching in front of a legion in a triumphal parade every Sunday.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 05:57 PM (n7h9X)

221 Demi Moore used to look real nice on the outside, but she's always had bad smoker's voice and has been a disaster inside.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 05:57 PM (Hh1ER)

222 125 Hi, my name is Tabatha Walz (Formally known as Tim Walz... Governor of Minnesota).
Posted by: Tim "The Slong" Walz at November 06, 2024 05:45 PM (1U5p7)

Oh, wow. You didn't think there could be homelier tranny than Rachel Levine, but there you go.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 06, 2024 05:57 PM (OX9vb)

223 112 I just don't understand. How could the media that told us this is the best economy since Barack Obama, that told us that Joe Biden was still as sharp as he ever was, how could they be so wrong about Kamala having victory all sewn up?
Posted by: Typical Democrat Voter at November 06, 2024 05:42 PM (f1kZG)

It really is shocking. All of the public polls showed, at the very least, a close election. And this is the party of science! and polls are science! NYT / Siena, the gold standard of science! showed that Trump was likely to win in the EC.

Why are democrat voters so shocked? Disappointed, I get. But shocked?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 06, 2024 05:57 PM (Evo1G)

224
Am I the only one saying this?
Her speech was exactly something you'd write for graduates for a commencement address.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2024 05:57 PM (Dz6eK)

225 Still no update on the ballot box torching.

http://tiny.cc/7zztzz

Posted by: bonhomme at November 06, 2024 05:57 PM (Odg76)

226 209 >>> 194 I'm having poll withdrawal. There are no internals to delve into.

What the hell do I do now?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 05:53 PM (5p7BC)

It's funnier if you read it as

"I'm having pole withdrawal. There are no internals to delve into."

Sorry, late night and beer.

Posted by: Stateless at November 06, 2024 05:57 PM (jvJvP)

227 Does Trump get two libraries now?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 05:57 PM (aPY1X)

228 I'm setting up an office to prosecute Smith. I haven't been appointed or authorized by the Senate but as long as the government pays the invoices it's all good.

That's how it works, right Jack?

Posted by: Minuteman at November 06, 2024 05:57 PM (LaNzR)

229 I think that building between the runways just got smoked in Beirut.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 06, 2024 05:57 PM (ufFY8)

230 205 Breaking News: Alaska has been called.
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer


It was those damn penguins. They're hard to corral and count.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 06, 2024 05:57 PM (Y/R8U)

231 135 Just saw a pic of Christina Applegate. More like Applestruedel. Talk about aging ungracefully.
Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 05:45 PM (NPwpF)

She’s on some type of steroids, I think she has ms

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 06, 2024 05:57 PM (FCrpy)

232 Michigan senate race was lost by 0.3 percent. A libertarian got 1%. This shit happens all the time. Dems fund a fake libertarian who wins just enough to throw the election to the Dem. It’s how Tester won 3 times.

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 05:58 PM (O5T3z)

233 Fetterman Will Rise
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 06, 2024 05:37 PM (s3qiR)

He just might.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 06, 2024 05:58 PM (g8Ew8)

234 94 I'm having poll withdrawal. There are no internals to delve into.

What the hell do I do now?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 05:53 PM (5p7BC)

So you are asking us to make a poll for you? Go cold turkey, or make up one of your own. Its what real pollsters do.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 05:58 PM (n7h9X)

235 I'm having poll withdrawal. There are no internals to delve into.

What the hell do I do now?
Posted by: Dave in Fla


Spearmint Rhino is good for pole withdrawal.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 06, 2024 05:59 PM (Y/R8U)

236 I wouldn't expect any comments from Trump on this. I believe the gag order on the Jack Smith case disallows him to comment directly about Smith.

Posted by: Orson at November 06, 2024 05:59 PM (dIske)

237 For Joe Mannix:

Moonshot, muscle cars, and Donna Summer

In theaters next week!

https://tinyurl.com/5xptrkck

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 06, 2024 05:59 PM (0eaVi)

238 Can Trump start right away, 'cause we don't have a President now?

He did say he'll stop Ukraine-Russia as President-elect. That's a LOT of our money that won't get laundered anymore. A tiny portion of it could complete the wall.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2024 05:59 PM (9O5em)

239 " >>> 1 Shouldn't Trump get Colorado's electoral votes since they passed Proposition 113 which awards the state's electoral votes to the top national popular vote winner?

https://tinyurl.com/52hezw2b
Posted by: Enemies Closer at November 06, 2024 05:23 PM (VRTIP)

No, the whole thing is contingent on the states in the agreement having 270 EVs, which they do not.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket "

I'm not retarded. I like to think I'm a reasonably intelligent person...but doesn't that make it completely pointless?

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 05:59 PM (fV+MH)

240 Yeah, fatass Slutkin won. Damn it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 06, 2024 05:59 PM (ufFY8)

241 201 I want to see Mark Milley humiliated.
Posted by: 13times


I want to see him gibbeted on the the Washington monument until the magpies pick his bones clean. Example to others in DC.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 06, 2024 05:59 PM (/U5Yz)

242
Hopefully I'll be dead by then but, if not, I'd laugh my ass off if, during the first election after they reached the 270 threshold, the Democrats lost because none of their voters showed up since their votes no longer mattered.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


I am confident the SCOTUS will shoot it down. It is in direct conflict with the constitution.

Worse, if enacted, states could just pass laws saying that if any candidate gets a majority, then all popular votes are now attributed to that candidate (at worst that would require some ballot wording to that effect.)

It would not only be unequal, but it would be chaos. The whole idea is insane.

My suggestion is that Republican States start pushing a "Double Majority" plan like in EU, where any legislation requires a majority of public *and* a majority of states. Just to teach the Left a bit about reality and how good they have it in the US system.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is the end of the junta at November 06, 2024 05:59 PM (ly2GA)

243 Barret won.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 06, 2024 05:59 PM (PM7HD)

244 Recent migrations of penguins to Alaska indicate that their stated intention of world dominance is no bluff.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at November 06, 2024 05:59 PM (vFG9F)

245 240 Yeah, fatass Slutkin won. Damn it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 06, 2024 05:59 PM (ufFY

Yeah, saw that.
Hope she's jabbed.

Posted by: Stateless at November 06, 2024 06:00 PM (jvJvP)

246 65...It’s time to accept a new normal in America and survive. It’s not going to be fun.
...
A year or so from now, when he has deported millions, tanked the economy, destroyed affordable health care and condemned millions of seniors to work til they drop dead, they may come to their senses, but nothing is going to happen til they at least get a taste of his “great America”.
...
Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 06, 2024 05:37 PM (C7Bea)


You know, I had just normal, everyday-type of tests done for a recent physical. Our 'affordable' healthcare insurance [spit] paid a few hundred dollars. My bill is for over $3K.

They really think Trump is going to send them to a camp, or something, which is the greatest bit of projection. These same bints on DU probably were calling for people who didn't get the clot shot to get thrown into a camp or killed.

No cognitive dissonance - you have to have cognition for that.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 06, 2024 06:00 PM (Rbu5d)

247 Mr. Cuban: with all due respect eat a bag of razor wire and fuck off.

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 06:00 PM (O5T3z)

248 227 Does Trump get two libraries now?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 05:57 PM (aPY1X)

"They say to me -- Sir, we've never had such an amazing President! And people say it to me all the time. And now that I've been president twice, they're saying 'Sir, you need to have two libraries' and I said -- I think I'm just going to build one YUGE library. It's going to be the greatest library anyone has ever seen!"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 06, 2024 06:00 PM (Evo1G)

249 225 Still no update on the ballot box torching.

http://tiny.cc/7zztzz
Posted by: bonhomme



Spontaneous Combustion. Case closed.

Posted by: FIB, The truth is out there at November 06, 2024 06:00 PM (sAmhv)

250 How long will it take to shred 47 metric tons of documents.
Posted by: 13times

Doesn't matter. If our side really wants to get the docs, everything lives on servers along with backups. But, do you trust the discovery process wading through all the agencies, firewalls, and outright illegal failure to turn over those docs?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2024 06:01 PM (WXNFJ)

251 I am concerned that whenever the DU is opened up again, it will have the appearance of a digital Jonestown.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle

Why concerned? I'm counting on it! I hitting refresh over their almost as i do here!

And Kos having a pet thread to calm their unhinged masses is amazing.

Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 06, 2024 06:01 PM (C7Bea)

252 Spontaneous Combustion. Case closed.
Posted by: FIB, The truth is out there at November 06, 2024 06:00 PM (sAmhv)

It happens.

Posted by: Spinal Tap Drummer #5 at November 06, 2024 06:01 PM (ufFY8)

253 Oh, interesting!

Jon Ralston (super in the tank for Dems) says that Brown will most likely win in Nevada.

So GOP +6 is a distinct possibility in the Senate.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 06:01 PM (5p7BC)

254 Hollywood celebrity Demi Moore melted down over the US election result, declaring that Trump voters are “Puritans, religious fanatics, and criminals.”
________________

It's the silicone after-market headlights talking there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2024 06:01 PM (YqDXo)

255 No, Jack, you are going to be prosecuted for 1.Election interference. 2. Malicious Prosecution 3. Imitating a federal officer. 4. Conspiracy to oppress Constitutional rights. 5. Multiple counts of perjury in a courtroom. 6. Knowingly submitting false documents to a court. By the time you get out of prison you'll be too old to move without a wheel chair.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 06, 2024 05:50 PM (Da7Vv)

I was kinda hoping for him being moved to the field of the impaled, desiccated in the sun, then lit up like a human fucking tiki torch.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2024 06:01 PM (VwHCD)

256 Michigan senate race was lost by 0.3 percent. A libertarian got 1%. This shit happens all the time. Dems fund a fake libertarian who wins justo enough to throw the election to the Dem. It’s how Tester won 3 times.

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 05:58 PM (O5T3z)

well try to not let Ds get to 49 percent and that won't happen. Get rid of those squish Rs, or raise your own money for the race. Attack the guy, he can't hide his votes.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 06:01 PM (n7h9X)

257 I'm not retarded. I like to think I'm a reasonably intelligent person...but doesn't that make it completely pointless?
Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 05:59 PM (fV+MH)

That’s the point, no pun intended. It’s to make the electoral college pointless.

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 06:02 PM (O5T3z)

258 239 " >>> 1 Shouldn't Trump get Colorado's electoral votes since they passed Proposition 113 which awards the state's electoral votes to the top national popular vote winner?

https://tinyurl.com/52hezw2b
Posted by: Enemies Closer at November 06, 2024 05:23 PM (VRTIP)

No, the whole thing is contingent on the states in the agreement having 270 EVs, which they do not.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket "

I'm not retarded. I like to think I'm a reasonably intelligent person...but doesn't that make it completely pointless?
Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 05:59 PM (fV+MH)

No. The 270 doesn't have to be primarily safe states. So if a bunch of swing states got on board, a candidate won those states but lost the popular vote, the win could go to the other candidate.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at November 06, 2024 06:02 PM (eYoxG)

259 Does Barry get two Presidential Bath Houses.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 06, 2024 06:02 PM (PM7HD)

260 ‘ Jack Smith is lucky if Trump doesn't use the DOJ to force him to disgorge all the illegal payments he's collected over the past three years.’

Here’s hoping that he isn’t lucky.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 06, 2024 06:02 PM (PSCMO)

261 Look at Trump in WA state. If he'd gotten the third party votes, he would have won the state

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 06, 2024 06:02 PM (gfViB)

262 I suppose we no longer need the Good Ship Moron. That is too bad since the karaoke machine was finally figured out.

Posted by: Piper at November 06, 2024 06:02 PM (p4NUW)

263 I am concerned that whenever the DU is opened up again, it will have the appearance of a digital Jonestown.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle

Why concerned? I'm counting on it! I hitting refresh over their almost as i do here!

And Kos having a pet thread to calm their unhinged masses is amazing.
Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 06, 2024 06:01 PM (C7Bea)

The internet equivalent of therapy dogs in a safe space? At least for them.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 06, 2024 06:03 PM (VNX3d)

264 I’m sure RFK jr will be amused to hear he’s now a puritan and religious fanatic.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2024 06:03 PM (Hkcdp)

265 241 201 I want to see Mark Milley humiliated.
Posted by: 13times

I want to see him gibbeted on the the Washington monument until the magpies pick his bones clean. Example to others in DC.
Posted by: Maj. Healey



The Traitor John Brennan can join him.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 06, 2024 06:03 PM (sAmhv)

266 It’s time to accept a new normal in America and survive. It’s not going to be fun.
...
A year or so from now, when he has deported millions, tanked the economy, destroyed affordable health care and condemned millions of seniors to work til they drop dead, they may come to their senses, but nothing is going to happen til they at least get a taste of his “great America”.
...
Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions



That's it. All you leftist faggots pay $5.00 a gallon for gas. All normies pay $1.68 a gallon.

If you wanna worship Kamala, then you have to pay for it.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 06, 2024 06:03 PM (Y/R8U)

267 Trump will have a library built before Barky

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2024 06:03 PM (fwDg9)

268 I want to see him gibbeted on the the Washington monument until the magpies pick his bones clean. Example to others in DC.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Nah - at the Main Entrance of the Pentagon.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2024 06:03 PM (WXNFJ)

269 Hopefully that person is a moderate.

Is it possible to rise to power as a moderate in the Democrat party? Is it even possible to exist as a moderate in the Democrat party? I suspect they have much more pain to endure before they will be able to turn away from the lunacy and that is a bit frightening, both because no one party should be unopposed, but also because they are the home of the unhinged and violence will flow from them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 06, 2024 06:04 PM (ExV1e)

270 Why do the Reds come totally unglued whenever they don't get their way? Is it because it's such a rare occurrence?

I understand the leftist chicks blubbing over nothing, as a lot of them will blub over a broken fingernail, but why the other leftists?

Did we blub when the Lightbringer or the Dementia Patient were elected? (For some values of "elected") No. Disappointed, sure, but blubbing? No.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2024 06:04 PM (YqDXo)

271 I am not yet tired of all the winning.

Posted by: tubal at November 06, 2024 06:04 PM (PCK5/)

272 I am concerned that whenever the DU is opened up again, it will have the appearance of a digital Jonestown.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle

Why concerned? I'm counting on it! I hitting refresh over their almost as i do here!

And Kos having a pet thread to calm their unhinged masses is amazing.
Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 06, 2024 06:01 PM (C7Bea)

The internet equivalent of therapy dogs in a safe space? At least for them.
Posted by: Hour of the


They need a koolaid intervention.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 06, 2024 06:04 PM (Y/R8U)

273 New T-Zero: November 6, 7:39 p.m. ET - November 7, 0039 UTC, 01:39 CET.

https://www.youtube.com/live/inuFXJO9jiE

It's set for the very last minute of the window so will probably be scrubbed - usually means bad weather or too high winds at booster recovery ship location.

Posted by: Ciampino - so many rockets, I'm spoilt at November 06, 2024 06:04 PM (i0xsb)

274 261 Look at Trump in WA state. If he'd gotten the third party votes, he would have won the state
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 06, 2024 06:02 PM (gfViB)

Kumswala won 59%.
I want to see your math.

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 06:04 PM (O5T3z)

275 How long will it take to shred 47 metric tons of documents.
Posted by: 13times

Doesn't matter. If our side really wants to get the docs, everything lives on servers along with backups. But, do you trust the discovery process wading through all the agencies, firewalls, and outright illegal failure to turn over those docs?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2024 06:01 PM (WXNFJ)

Grab every bit of evidence even the gum wrappers and take your team and investigate. Tell Dems that if they whitewash you will just do it again in January and indict the fraud investigators too.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 06:04 PM (n7h9X)

276 Imagine a popular vote election

The reason the Dems want this is simply because they know they can cheat millions of votes in their one party states. If this was enacted, the Dem states would just cheat their way to PV victory in every state. Heck, CA is good for 20 or 30 million alone.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is the end of the junta at November 06, 2024 06:04 PM (ly2GA)

277 There have literally been people crying at my office today. I almost want to go to my boss and say something. This is an office, not a pre-school.

You don't cry at work. I don't care if orange man bad.

Can you imagine how someone would be treated if they cried at work after Trump lost in 2020?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 06, 2024 06:05 PM (Evo1G)

278 Barret won.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 06, 2024 05:59 PM (PM7HD)

👍

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 06:05 PM (V13WU)

279 I'm having poll withdrawal. There are no internals to delve into.

What the hell do I do now?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 05:53 PM (5p7BC)

Go to Vegas. Work in a sports book.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 06, 2024 06:05 PM (g8Ew8)

280 How can you just drop a charge?

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 06, 2024 06:05 PM (gbOdA)

281 It's the silicone after-market headlights talking there.

So hard to get good aftermarket parts these days

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 06:05 PM (Hh1ER)

282 Isn't it illegal to abuse a child. They have been abused sexually and politically molested

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 06, 2024 06:05 PM (e8qFW)

283 Such a good feeling watching the fall of Obama’s woke revolution.

Posted by: 13times at November 06, 2024 06:06 PM (3Y5Lw)

284 I want to see your math.
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 06:04 PM


How did you slip by me?

Posted by: The Moose Out Front at November 06, 2024 06:06 PM (a3Q+t)

285 Has Trump won the popular vote? Once all the west coast votes are counted the answer will be no.

Help us Obi-Wan California. You're our only hope. -- leftoids

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 06, 2024 06:06 PM (ExV1e)

286
Lots of sillywomen posting on FB all their wailings about Trump's election. We're talking about stuff like numbers for National Suicide Hotlines.

Can you imagine? If Trump lost I would have been depressed but: suicide? There's a reason why despair is a grave sin.

But, sillywomen.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2024 06:06 PM (EsZUh)

287 Lieberman was a democrat moderate and they trebucheted his ass out of there.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 06:06 PM (fV+MH)

288 Help me out here someone… was there really a Zombie sighting here at the HQ today??

Posted by: tubal at November 06, 2024 06:07 PM (PCK5/)

289 280 How can you just drop a charge?
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 06, 2024 06:05 PM (gbOdA)

Just remember: there was nothing political about this prosecution, which is why it has to be dropped based on the outcome of an election.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 06, 2024 06:07 PM (Evo1G)

290 A year or so from now, when
*he has deported millions, [Yay!]
*tanked the economy, [Not gonna happen; quite the contrary]
*destroyed affordable health care and [i.e., socialized medicine]
*condemned millions of seniors to work til they drop dead, [WTF did this come from? Bidenomics bid fair to do just this.]

they may come to their senses, but nothing is going to happen til they at least get a taste of his “great America”.
...
Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2024 06:07 PM (YqDXo)

291 67,246,193 votes (47.5%)
72,087,733 votes (50.9%)

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 06, 2024 06:07 PM (gbOdA)

292 I'm having poll withdrawal. There are no internals to delve into.

What the hell do I do now?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 05:53 PM (5p7BC)

Go to Vegas. Work in a sports book.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 06, 2024 06:05 PM (g8Ew

Ask Trump if he needs help, like the accountant Murray in the movie Dave.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 06, 2024 06:07 PM (VNX3d)

293 WTF us wrong with Arizona? Somebody should tell them the election is over, Trump is the clear winner won and they can stop looking for some way to turn the state around.

Posted by: Ripley at November 06, 2024 06:07 PM (PTDkx)

294 How long will it take to shred 47 metric tons of documents.
Posted by: 13times

Doesn't matter. If our side really wants to get the docs, everything lives on servers along with backups. But, do you trust the discovery process wading through all the agencies, firewalls, and outright illegal failure to turn over those docs?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2024 06:01 PM (WXNFJ)

Grab every bit of evidence even the gum wrappers and take your team and investigate. Tell Dems that if they whitewash you will just do it again in January and indict the fraud investigators too.
Posted by: Oldcat


I'm sure Elon has the people to do it.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 06, 2024 06:07 PM (Y/R8U)

295 "My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over ... Our Constitution works; our great Republic is a government of laws and not of men. Here the people rule. "

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 06:07 PM (V13WU)

296 What the hell do I do now?

********************

Crypto trades!

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 06:07 PM (M7vhK)

297 At the center of the discussions is the Justice Department's longstanding policy against prosecuting a sitting president. CBS

Sure Jan, whatever you say. The only reason these persecutions are being shut down is they failed at their intended: Stopping Trump from winning the election.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 06, 2024 06:08 PM (vO42M)

298 I’m sure RFK jr will be amused to hear he’s now a puritan and religious fanatic.
Posted by: Lizzy

Compared to Uncle Lion of the Senate, he certainly is.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 06, 2024 06:08 PM (KAi1n)

299 I am concerned that whenever the DU is opened up again, it will have the appearance of a digital Jonestown.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle
______________

I'm not. I'll send over a massive shipment of Flavr-Aid.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2024 06:08 PM (YqDXo)

300 The reason the Dems want this is simply because they know they can cheat millions of votes in their one party states. If this was enacted, the Dem states would just cheat their way to PV victory in every state. Heck, CA is good for 20 or 30 million alone.



Bingo

Plus they could cheat in deep red states as well. They don’t give a fuck about Wyoming cheating. It makes no difference if they lose by 35% or 32%. But in a popular vote election every vote matters . So every precinct in Wyoming would be on the Dem radar for cheating. Same with Oklahoma, the Dakotas, etc.

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 06:08 PM (O5T3z)

301 Well Hells Bells!
There have been so many yard signs I think I voted for a realtor.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2024 06:08 PM (W/lyH)

302 One of the many good things today has been all my contractor buddies joking with me about Trump deporting all of our competition in 2025.

Posted by: Sifty at November 06, 2024 06:08 PM (SWNPk)

303 It happens.
Posted by: Spinal Tap Drummer #5


One reason this is such a big historical issue is that Dickens wrote about it in .... (not sure, the novel about the long court case. The Rag and Bones shop owner died of SHC.)

There was pushback and a lot of people said he was writing nonsense, so he wrote a forward explaining that there were historical cases and he thought it was plausible enough to put in his story. So he basically gave the whole idea of SHC legs. Lit the flame, so to speak.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is the end of the junta at November 06, 2024 06:08 PM (ly2GA)

304 10 From the Gateway Pundit...

New York Attorney General Letitia James on Wednesday vowed to continue to go after President Trump after he won the presidential election in a landslide.

...

“So here we are. We’ve studied their platforms. We’ve identified certain possibilities, fact patterns. We’ve created contingency plans,” she said. “So no matter what the next administration throws at us, we are ready. We are ready to respond to their attacks.”

After targeting Trump with a bogus civil fraud case, Letitia James accused Trump of being the one seeking revenge.
...

Posted by: Stateless at November 06, 2024 05:27 PM (jvJvP)



They always say the opposite of what's true, so this stuff is going to magically and quietly go away.

Probably, Trump will NOT forget, and many of these scumbags will be disbarred and otherwise called to account.

Posted by: MrExcitement at November 06, 2024 06:08 PM (hOOi9)

305 Hopefully that person is a moderate.

Is it possible to rise to power as a moderate in the Democrat party? Is it even possible to exist as a moderate in the Democrat party? I suspect they have much more pain to endure before they will be able to turn away from the lunacy and that is a bit frightening, both because no one party should be unopposed, but also because they are the home of the unhinged and violence will flow from them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 06, 2024 06:04 PM (ExV1e)

No. Gore was one of the last Pro Life Dems, IIRC. He had to recant to run for President. Clinton had to run as a semi liberal the first time, and his attempt to go full Liberal nut blew up his popularity. He tacked away and held on to power with being pretty moderate, but he was already in charge.

I don't see any way they can do an Elon Musk and purge out anything but a fraction of the insanity and they can't hide that anymore.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 06:08 PM (n7h9X)

306 Doesn't matter. If our side really wants to get the docs, everything lives on servers along with backups. But, do you trust the discovery process wading through all the agencies, firewalls, and outright illegal failure to turn over those docs?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2024 06:01 PM (WXNFJ

It mattered when the Feds raided Mar-a-Lago.

Posted by: 13times at November 06, 2024 06:08 PM (3Y5Lw)

307 Nev.
Gop
47.4%
Dem
47.1%
89% in

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 06, 2024 06:09 PM (gbOdA)

308 Have my vote totals come in yet?

Posted by: GRANPA BADFINGERS at November 06, 2024 06:09 PM (1FWWQ)

309 297 At the center of the discussions is the Justice Department's longstanding policy against prosecuting a sitting president. CBS
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 06, 2024 06:08 PM (vO42M)

When was this longstanding policy first implemented, I wonder? And under what circumstances has this long standing policy been used for in the past?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 06, 2024 06:09 PM (Evo1G)

310 This is not the result we paid for.

Posted by: Big Penguin at November 06, 2024 06:09 PM (a3Q+t)

311 Help me out here someone… was there really a Zombie sighting here at the HQ today??
Posted by: tubal


Yes. And Victory Tatas last night.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 06, 2024 06:09 PM (Y/R8U)

312 > 46 Garland proved to be a real sneaky vindictive little shit didn't he.
Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 05:34 PM (NPwpF)

Keeping him off the Supreme Court is almost enough to make me forgive Bitch McConnell.

Almost.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2024 06:09 PM (W5ArC)

313 holy shit

I just realized we may see the full Epstein list after all

We may even see Diddy's diddle!

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 06:09 PM (M7vhK)

314 Pardon all J6 prisoners with a statement that all suffered deprivation of civil rights under color of law conspiracy involving former administration officials, prosecutors, members of the judiciary, and jailers who have a limited time to come for forward for leniency. If not they will be prosecuted to the full extent of the lawl. Most will die in prison, if not executed outright for their crimes gaginst humanity...

Or just do the pardon and start rounding up the perps. Cannot be more than 50 total.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 06, 2024 06:09 PM (/lPRQ)

315 Lots of sillywomen posting on FB all their wailings about Trump's election. We're talking about stuff like numbers for National Suicide Hotlines.

Can you imagine? If Trump lost I would have been depressed but: suicide? There's a reason why despair is a grave sin.

But, sillywomen.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2024 06:06 PM (EsZUh)
__________________

19th Amendment. Huge, monster advance in ... something.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2024 06:09 PM (YqDXo)

316 Waterboarding is too good for Jack Smith.

Lizzo needs to sit on him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2024 06:09 PM (4T3aT)

317 It mattered when the Feds raided Mar-a-Lago.
Posted by: 13times at November 06, 2024 06:08 PM (3Y5Lw)

No reasonable prosecutor

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 06, 2024 06:09 PM (gbOdA)

318 Trump won the popular vote with %98 of the Democrats Propaganda Ministry against him with lies spewing out daily

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2024 06:10 PM (fwDg9)

319 I must say my investments did pretty well today.

Imagine that.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2024 06:10 PM (WXNFJ)

320 Goodbye Garland, Granholm, Mayorkas, Buttigieg and Wray.
That's just the first five minutes.
*wrings hands*smiles*

Posted by: Donald the Destroyer at November 06, 2024 06:10 PM (v0R5T)

321 My Kamala T-Shirts will probably be here in a week!

Posted by: African Kid in Nairobi at November 06, 2024 06:10 PM (1FWWQ)

322 I'm not. I'll send over a massive shipment of Flavr-Aid.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2024 06:08 PM


Grape. It must be grape.

Posted by: zombie Jim Jones at November 06, 2024 06:10 PM (a3Q+t)

323 Michael Bird killed a woman and got a medal.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 06, 2024 06:11 PM (gbOdA)

324 311 Help me out here someone… was there really a Zombie sighting here at the HQ today??
Posted by: tubal


Yes. And Victory Tatas last night.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 06, 2024 06:09 PM (Y/R8U)

Wow, just wow??? Thought for sure that Zombie ( and the “ girls” were gone forever…

Posted by: tubal at November 06, 2024 06:11 PM (PCK5/)

325 I predict PA, NV and AZ will have thousands of ballots marked with only the senate election. All mysteriously for the Democrat .

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 06:11 PM (O5T3z)

326 No reasonable prosecutor
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 06, 2024 06:09 PM (gbOdA

It mattered.

Posted by: 13times at November 06, 2024 06:11 PM (3Y5Lw)

327 The reason the Dems want this is simply because they know they can cheat millions of votes in their one party states. If this was enacted, the Dem states would just cheat their way to PV victory in every state. Heck, CA is good for 20 or 30 million alone.



Bingo

Plus they could cheat in deep red states as well. They don’t give a fuck about Wyoming cheating. It makes no difference if they lose by 35% or 32%. But in a popular vote election every vote matters . So every precinct in Wyoming would be on the Dem radar for cheating. Same with Oklahoma, the Dakotas, etc.
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 06:08 PM (O5T3z)

No, they don't have the foot soldiers to cheat wildly everywhere and people would revolt and add security and the whole game would be up. There's only a finite amount of corruptness the other party will accept for a kickback or whatever.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 06:11 PM (n7h9X)

328 My Kamala T-Shirts will probably be here in a week!
Posted by: African Kid in Nairobi at November 06, 2024 06:10 PM (1FWWQ)

Just wait, there's MORE! You'll also get the Kamala fake pearl necklaces.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 06, 2024 06:12 PM (VNX3d)

329 Garland proved to be a real sneaky vindictive little shit didn't he.
Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 05:34 PM (NPwpF)

Keeping him off the Supreme Court is almost enough to make me forgive Bitch McConnell.
_________________

Garland, ne Garfinkel.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2024 06:12 PM (YqDXo)

330 Have my vote totals come in yet?
Posted by: GRANPA BADFINGERS at November 06, 2024 06:09 PM (1FWWQ)
......


Sorry but Garbage won.

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2024 06:12 PM (v0R5T)

331 Still tickled as shit that not ONE Oklahoma county went for Harris. Same with Biden.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 06, 2024 06:12 PM (Y/R8U)

332 Newly released video appears to show a Washington, D.C., police officer striking Rosanne Boyland with a wooden stick while the Jan. 6 protester was motionless on the ground during the Capitol riot.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 06, 2024 06:12 PM (gbOdA)

333 Actually that fear is what drove a lot of Never Trump in 2016.

Wariness/distrust of Trump before he'd done anything in office =/= NeverTrump. Opposing Trump after he'd started fulfilling campaign promises == NeverTrump.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 06, 2024 06:12 PM (ExV1e)

334 Shouldn't Trump get Colorado's electoral votes since they passed Proposition 113 which awards the state's electoral votes to the top national popular vote winner?

Not just Colorado - almost every state Kamala won has signed that compact. The only outliers are Virginia (13 electoral votes), which is considering it, and New Hampshire (4 electoral votes).

This should be pointed out broadly to libs. According to their preferred notion of fairness, Kamala should, at best, receive 17 electoral votes.

Posted by: DPICM at November 06, 2024 06:12 PM (M2VUX)

335 Goodbye Garland, Granholm, Mayorkas, Buttigieg and Wray.
That's just the first five minutes.
*wrings hands*smiles*
Posted by: Donald the Destroyer at November 06, 2024 06:10 PM (v0R5T)

That's just the domestics. Even worse are the foreign policy pinheads.

Gone gone gone. Blinkin Anthony can practice his guitar more.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 06, 2024 06:12 PM (dGCAG)

336 I do think these Kangaroo Court cases will somehow fade away.
At least they should

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2024 06:12 PM (fwDg9)

337 Let them kill themselves.

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 06:12 PM (O5T3z)

338 One reason this is such a big historical issue is that Dickens wrote about it in .... (not sure, the novel about the long court case. The Rag and Bones shop owner died of SHC.)

There was pushback and a lot of people said he was writing nonsense, so he wrote a forward explaining that there were historical cases and he thought it was plausible enough to put in his story. So he basically gave the whole idea of SHC legs. Lit the flame, so to speak.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is the end of the junta at November 06, 2024 06:08 PM (ly2GA)
---------------

"Bleak House," I believe.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 06, 2024 06:12 PM (tT6L1)

339 Yes. And Victory Tatas last night.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices

Ugh! Missed them! Got linkage or, alternately, which thread?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2024 06:12 PM (WXNFJ)

340 And Kos having a pet thread to calm their unhinged masses is amazing.
Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

---------
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. So, take a bow, AoSHQ. Now will we eventually see a chess/dress thread?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 06, 2024 06:12 PM (Vyll1)

341 Can we just pause and consider what a cheap bugger Jim Jones was? He had a whole cult and all their assets, and couldn't even spring for Kool Ade.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 06:13 PM (Hh1ER)

342 Goodbye Garland, Granholm, Mayorkas, Buttigieg and Wray.
That's just the first five minutes.
*wrings hands*smiles*
Posted by: Donald the Destroyer at November 06, 2024 06:10 PM (v0R5T)

Levine.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2024 06:13 PM (W/lyH)

343 "He won't get to bring Trump to trial, but he'll write a fiery, unprofessional accusation against Trump in a fake DOJ report."

Bah, irrelevant. They've been screaming HITLER!!!1! at the top of their lungs for 6 months. There's nothing they can put in some idiotic report that anyone will care about.

Posted by: deadrody at November 06, 2024 06:13 PM (vgB0v)

344 Somebody should tell them the election is over, Trump is the clear winner won and they can stop looking for some way to turn the state around.

If all the unfinished states work together they might combine enough votes to remove Trump's popular vote win. That's the only straw they have left to grasp. Plus, they need to stop Kari Lake, again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 06:13 PM (Hh1ER)

345 Where do the trolls go? Under the same bridge somewhere or do their bridges get taken away, too? Do their devices get shut off immediately? Are they the ones having the foresight to hit record right before their meltdowns?

Posted by: Piper at November 06, 2024 06:13 PM (p4NUW)

346 Maricopa now says it will take about 2 weeks to tabulate their results

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 06:14 PM (M7vhK)

347 Pardon all J6 prisoners with a statement that all suffered deprivation of civil rights under color of law conspiracy involving former administration officials, prosecutors, members of the judiciary, and jailers who have a limited time to come for forward for leniency. If not they will be prosecuted to the full extent of the lawl. Most will die in prison, if not executed outright for their crimes gaginst humanity...
_______________

Make the malefactors civilly liable, and sue them into the poor house.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2024 06:14 PM (YqDXo)

348 Or just do the pardon and start rounding up the perps. Cannot be more than 50 total.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 06, 2024 06:09 PM (/lPRQ)

The DOJ has convicted and Jailed 378 people. Now, for us Normies, going to Fed Prison pretty much screws up your life... your personal life, your work, your kid's... EVERYTHING.

Add in all the legal fees they had to pay?

No, these folks need to be made whole.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 06:14 PM (QAkQ3)

349 I'm having poll withdrawal. There are no internals to delve into.

What the hell do I do now?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 05:53 PM (5p7BC)


Enjoy the satisfaction of knowing that you called it (just as you called it in 2020 without knowing they would dump 20 million ballots into the mix and the specific targeting of those 3am dumps.) Sit down to a fine meal and your libation of choice tonight, like me and my X2 are doing tonight. You did good, Dave.

Posted by: goozer at November 06, 2024 06:14 PM (aWAkn)

350 "Newly released video appears to show a Washington, D.C., police officer striking Rosanne Boyland with a wooden stick while the Jan. 6 protester was motionless on the ground during the Capitol riot."

And where has this video been?

Posted by: fd at November 06, 2024 06:14 PM (vFG9F)

351 Maricopa is a crooked shithole.

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2024 06:14 PM (HJ9BW)

352 Where do the trolls go?

******************

I bet it's all one person

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 06:14 PM (M7vhK)

353 Did I miss the "We are not voting our way out of this" guy? Haven't seen him lately.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 06:14 PM (V13WU)

354 Where do the trolls go? Under the same bridge somewhere or do their bridges get taken away, too? Do their devices get shut off immediately? Are they the ones having the foresight to hit record right before their meltdowns?

Posted by: Piper at November 06, 2024 06:13 PM (p4NUW)

Kamala triggered their pagers?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 06, 2024 06:14 PM (VNX3d)

355 Who was that weirdo who hid behind the curtains from W?

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 06:14 PM (fV+MH)

356 They don't even really try to hide they are trying to cheat

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2024 06:15 PM (fwDg9)

357 Hollywood celebrity Demi Moore melted down over the US election result, declaring that Trump voters are “Puritans, religious fanatics, and criminals.”

Hmm, that means there is a picture of her out there with Diddy.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2024 06:15 PM (RFx0q)

358 Bah, irrelevant. They've been screaming HITLER!!!1! at the top of their lungs for 6 months. There's nothing they can put in some idiotic report that anyone will care about.

Posted by: deadrody at November 06, 2024 06:13 PM (vgB0v)
__________________

We should shout "Stalin" in response in characterizing Democrat candidates.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2024 06:15 PM (YqDXo)

359 I think Jack Smith may need to be very careful about what he might put in a report. Since he's illegally appointed and what not, anything libelous may very well be actionable.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 06, 2024 06:15 PM (tT6L1)

360 351 Maricopa is a crooked shithole.
Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2024 06:14 PM (HJ9BW)

There is a rumor going around that cartel activity has been observed…

Posted by: tubal at November 06, 2024 06:15 PM (PCK5/)

361 Documents don’t matter.

Posted by: Sandy Berger at November 06, 2024 06:15 PM (3Y5Lw)

362 293 WTF us wrong with Arizona? Somebody should tell them the election is over, Trump is the clear winner won and they can stop looking for some way to turn the state around.
Posted by: Ripley at November 06, 2024 06:07 PM (PTDkx)


Despite the Big Win, it seems like there's still plenty of evidence of election fraud, and I'd say that AZ is the poster child for that.

There's no way that AZ is anything but a solid Red state, and that Kari Lake is anything but wildly popular there.

Like GA, where Trump's REAL margin of victory was likely much bigger, there are (or were) Republicans in control who were (or are) crooked.

Practically NOBODY have sent their electronic voting machines to the scrap heap, so we're by no means out of the woods.

Posted by: MrExcitement at November 06, 2024 06:15 PM (hOOi9)

363 no internals, no cross-tabs, no standard deviations...fly fishing ?

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 06:15 PM (V13WU)

364 Yes. And Victory Tatas last night.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 06, 2024 06:09 PM


VT III were tasteful, redolent with gravitas, even.

For VT I, a tube of lipstick sacrificed itself. Could we have a moment of silence?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 06, 2024 06:15 PM (a3Q+t)

365 I think we need a new Voting Rights Act for these states that can't run a fair election.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 06, 2024 06:15 PM (5/9r6)

366 They killed 2 women on J6.
More women than died from Planned Parenthood fucking up abortions on Texas.
Which got news?

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 06, 2024 06:15 PM (gbOdA)

367 339 Yes. And Victory Tatas last night.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices

Ugh! Missed them! Got linkage or, alternately, which thread?
Posted by: Tonypete

https://tinyurl.com/4b3r5usd

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 06, 2024 06:16 PM (C7Bea)

368 Ugh! Missed them! Got linkage or, alternately, which thread?
Posted by: Tonypete


I don't remember. Threads were coming fast and furious. Probably sometime between nine and 10 central.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 06, 2024 06:16 PM (Y/R8U)

369 No, they don't have the foot soldiers to cheat wildly everywhere and people would revolt and add security and the whole game would be up. There's only a finite amount of corruptness the other party will accept for a kickback or whatever.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 06:11 PM (n7h9X)

I think... but don't know, we're going to find out in the next few weeks just how effective the efforts were, to keep the cheats from making a difference this time.

Whatever late night shenanigans they pulled in '20, they weren't able to pull this time. Either because they just didn't have the ballots to stuff, or because the poll watchers knew what the hell they were doing this time.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 06, 2024 06:16 PM (dGCAG)

370 Back from work. Did anyone bother to listen to, or watch Kamala Harris' concession speech?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 06, 2024 06:16 PM (O7YUW)

371 Mentally challenged sex worker.

Posted by: Ddad at November 06, 2024 06:16 PM (6bE9C)

372 One reason this is such a big historical issue is that Dickens wrote about it in .... (not sure, the novel about the long court case. The Rag and Bones shop owner died of SHC.)

There was pushback and a lot of people said he was writing nonsense, so he wrote a forward explaining that there were historical cases and he thought it was plausible enough to put in his story. So he basically gave the whole idea of SHC legs. Lit the flame, so to speak.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is the end of the junta at November 06, 2024 06:08 PM (ly2GA)

Read a thing, think it was in the Straight Dope, about what SHC is. Of course the proponents talk about searing heat and all that, which is nonsense.

A common factor is weight/mobility issues, cigarette smoking and alchoholism. The theory is that dude or lady falls asleep drunk and the chair or bed catches a smoldering fire. Person doesn't wake or can't get up, dies and then the body and bed act like a giant candle and burns up the body and nearby areas.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 06:17 PM (n7h9X)

373 Why is it just SHC? You'd think the occasional house pet or other living thing would also go up in flames.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 06, 2024 06:17 PM (Dm8we)

374 Can we just pause and consider what a cheap bugger Jim Jones was? He had a whole cult and all their assets, and couldn't even spring for Kool Ade.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 06:13 PM (Hh1ER)
________________

But he did spring for AR (analytical reagent) grade potassium cyanide, so there's that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2024 06:17 PM (YqDXo)

375 Look at this average of the polls and tell me it wasn't a God thing...

https://tinyurl.com/y2mrnczj

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 06, 2024 06:17 PM (pZ0Mr)

376
Hey, all the commercials are for fag flu, phones and cars. What happened to all the blubbering sillywomen?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2024 06:17 PM (EsZUh)

377 "Bleak House," I believe.
Posted by: blake

Yeah, that's it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is the end of the junta at November 06, 2024 06:17 PM (ly2GA)

378 There is a rumor going around that cartel activity has been observed…
Posted by: tubal at November 06, 2024 06:15 PM (PCK5/)
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I think it's an open secret cartels launder a ton of money through Phoenix real estate.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 06, 2024 06:17 PM (tT6L1)

379 One reason this is such a big historical issue is that Dickens wrote about it in .... (not sure, the novel about the long court case. The Rag and Bones shop owner died of SHC.)

...

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is the end of the junta at November 06, 2024 06:08 PM (ly2GA)


Bleak House.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 06, 2024 06:17 PM (PiwSw)

380 Remove J6 prisoners from DC jail. Replace with said federal employees. Hand keys to J6ers. Walk away.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at November 06, 2024 06:17 PM (MZ+PY)

381 Raimondo, Paul, Seattle Slew, Average Joe and all the rest are hiding away in the tombs of the internet like Democrat Underground and Twitter DMs getting new talking points and hot takes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 06:17 PM (Hh1ER)

382 "Where do the trolls go?"

Do you have a drainage pipe under your driveway? They are in there.

Posted by: fd at November 06, 2024 06:17 PM (vFG9F)

383 My Kamala T-Shirts will probably be here in a week!
Posted by: African Kid in Nairobi at November 06, 2024 06:10 PM (1FWWQ)

I laughed.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 06, 2024 06:18 PM (g8Ew8)

384 I hope "Tish" James has all her receipts in order going back to forever. She should shut her mouth and get some sleep. She's going to need it.

Posted by: Marcus Gravey at November 06, 2024 06:18 PM (TIizU)

385 There have literally been people crying at my office today. I almost want to go to my boss and say something. This is an office, not a pre-school.

How embarrassing. And disgusting.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 06, 2024 06:18 PM (mH6SG)

386 332 Newly released video appears to show a Washington, D.C., police officer striking Rosanne Boyland with a wooden stick while the Jan. 6 protester was motionless on the ground during the Capitol riot.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 06, 2024 06:12 PM (gbOdA)

4 years and HUNDREDS of Court Cases with Discovery later, there is NEW video?

Jan 6 folks need to sue for being Deprived or Rights (Fair Trial) under cover of law... with a Conspiracy additional charge... for everyone in the system who did not give them adequate Discovery.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 06:18 PM (QAkQ3)

387 A clean election with an unbiased media would have probably won Trump 450 EVs. The Kum dumpster would not win much more than DC, Maryland, Delaware, Mass, Vermont and Hawaii.

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 06:18 PM (O5T3z)

388 Top tip factoid. Gibbeted bodies were covered in tar so they did not fall to pieces as quickly as they swung in the breeze. To encourage the others nes par.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at November 06, 2024 06:18 PM (bgJ0E)

389 >>> And Kos having a pet thread to calm their unhinged masses is amazing.

To be fair, we have a standing evening cute animal cafe thread to calm the nerves...but we also can go to our jobs without crying like little babies, we don't need safe spaces, and have delayed gratification (usually. I may have bought some holiday candy at the store today.)

Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2024 06:18 PM (LXrdm)

390 Daily Kos is finally learning some small measure of humility, so they are now posting pet pictures in their first ever Pet Thread.

Is this that thing where they put on fur costumes and act like pets for each other? Not the same as our thread, that's for sure.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2024 06:18 PM (RFx0q)

391 But he did spring for AR (analytical reagent) grade potassium cyanide, so there's that.

Must have been where the budget went. Unless they just stole it from a local mining company.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 06:19 PM (Hh1ER)

392 Dave in Fla, any idea where you find the totals from voters that are abroad?

Posted by: Ben Had at November 06, 2024 06:19 PM (t8vHj)

393 Spontaneous Human Combustion is nothing to laugh about.

Posted by: Spinal Tap drummers at November 06, 2024 06:19 PM (G0Uu2)

394 Keeping him off the Supreme Court is almost enough to make me forgive Bitch McConnell.

Almost.
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Calm down, Mitch. We wouldn't want you accused for death threats...

Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
MCCONNELL: "If you're looking for a simple answer, I think it was a referendum on the current administration, in part. People were just not happy with this administration and the Democratic nominee obviously was a part of it."

He IS Hitler!

Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
PRES. GEORGE W. BUSH: “I congratulate President Trump on his election as 471h President of the United States…The strong turnout in this election is a sign of the health of our republic and the strength of our democratic institutions.”

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 06, 2024 06:19 PM (hovnC)

395 Maricopa now says it will take about 2 weeks to tabulate their results

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 06:14 PM


Yet Texas with a population of 30 million people with 13 million registered voters that has two weeks of early voting can still manage to have all of our vote results done in less than two hours after the polls close on election day.


It's a mystery.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 06, 2024 06:19 PM (QNSds)

396 I have not seen this much:

Elon Musk, you are a solid dude. You put your money where your mouth was when nearly everything was against you and no one would have blamed you for just making your electric cars and rockets. You gave up the praise and Claudia's and stroke into the belly of the beast for principle, and not many would do that.

Thank you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 06, 2024 06:19 PM (mfUOU)

397 Cindy McCain owns Maricopa County.

Posted by: 13times at November 06, 2024 06:19 PM (3Y5Lw)

398 I got yer victory tits rite heah!

https://tinyurl.com/msfed74a

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 06, 2024 06:20 PM (pohLc)

399 I think... but don't know, we're going to find out in the next few weeks just how effective the efforts were, to keep the cheats from making a difference this time.

Whatever late night shenanigans they pulled in '20, they weren't able to pull this time. Either because they just didn't have the ballots to stuff, or because the poll watchers knew what the hell they were doing this time.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 06, 2024 06:16 PM (dGCAG)

exhibit 1? 10 million or so less votes?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 06:20 PM (QAkQ3)

400 "I'm waiting for Ukraine to end, and the Russians who had the US Government steal their Airplanes, Boats, and bank accounts, to sue in US Court for theft."

Those big yachts are expensive to keep. I presume US government is paying for the upkeep, and some douche elitist has his kids on the boat as "caretakers" or some such despicable thang.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 06, 2024 06:20 PM (Cus5s)

401 Trump will tank the economy??

The Dow is up 1500 points today (3.5%).

Keep tanking, Donald!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2024 06:20 PM (YqDXo)

402 But he did spring for AR (analytical reagent) grade potassium cyanide, so there's that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2024 06:17 PM (YqDXo)

Communism demands the best.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 06, 2024 06:20 PM (g8Ew8)

403 Claudia's= plaudits

Strove= strode

Fucking phone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 06, 2024 06:20 PM (mfUOU)

404 Enjoy the satisfaction of knowing that you called it (just as you called it in 2020 without knowing they would dump 20 million ballots into the mix and the specific targeting of those 3am dumps.) Sit down to a fine meal and your libation of choice tonight, like me and my X2 are doing tonight. You did good, Dave.
Posted by: goozer at November 06, 2024 06:14 PM (aWAkn)


I have to wonder just how many of Biden's 81M ballots were manufactured, vs how many were simply stolen from Trump. 20M would be a hell of a lot of ballots. Biden had something like 10M or 12M more than Obama's best, right?

Posted by: MrExcitement at November 06, 2024 06:20 PM (hOOi9)

405 I hope "Tish" James has all her receipts in order, going back to forever. She should shut her big yap and get some sleep. She's going to need it.

Posted by: Marcus Gravey at November 06, 2024 06:20 PM (TIizU)

406 It's scary looking at the election map because you can see the virus spreading from the west.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 06, 2024 06:20 PM (oMmSx)

407 Whatever late night shenanigans they pulled in '20, they weren't able to pull this time. Either because they just didn't have the ballots to stuff, or because the poll watchers knew what the hell they were doing this time.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 06, 2024 06:16 PM (dGCAG)

In 2020 the GOPe was complicit in the deal and backed the lack of investigation. But it was still too great an operation. and they went too far with the creeping vote counting in CA to win seats in congress.

I look for Voter ID and added security to be a focus going forward if they manage to steal a few Senate seats this time.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 06:20 PM (n7h9X)

408 Congress may be forced to certify the election but no democrat will ever accept the defeat of the cheat. The days between today and the Inauguration will be more dangerous than the past eight years.

Continue to pray.

Posted by: Eromero at November 06, 2024 06:21 PM (LHPAg)

409 Why is it just SHC? You'd think the occasional house pet or other living thing would also go up in flames.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 06, 2024 06:17 PM (Dm8we)

Aliens.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 06, 2024 06:21 PM (0eaVi)

410 293 WTF us wrong with Arizona? Somebody should tell them the election is over, Trump is the clear winner won and they can stop looking for some way to turn the state around.
Posted by: Ripley at November 06, 2024 06:07 PM (PTDkx)


The unofficial Arizona government slogan is "it's not over until Kari Lake loses."

Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2024 06:21 PM (hmKaK)

411 Look at this average of the polls and tell me it wasn't a God thing...

**************

Well... that looks familiar

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 06:21 PM (M7vhK)

412 Maricopa now says it will take about 2 weeks to tabulate their results

Has anyone told them that no one cares anymore?

Posted by: Oddbob at November 06, 2024 06:21 PM (/y8xj)

413 Daily Kos is finally learning some small measure of humility, so they are now posting pet pictures in their first ever Pet Thread.

Is this that thing where they put on fur costumes and act like pets for each other? Not the same as our thread, that's for sure.
Posted by: t-bird

Maybe someday they'll advance to achieving some semblance of humanity?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 06, 2024 06:21 PM (C7Bea)

414 Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
PRES. GEORGE W. BUSH: “I congratulate President Trump on his election as 471h President of the United States…The strong turnout in this election is a sign of the health of our republic and the strength of our democratic institutions.”
__________________

Fuck off.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2024 06:21 PM (YqDXo)

415 Oh wait! John McCain’s son defected prematurely and now look! Another cause to celebrate!

Posted by: Piper at November 06, 2024 06:22 PM (aT5K/)

416 Supreme Court overturned Chevron.

Suggestion: issue exec orders voiding every last regulation decreed without specific legislation. Buh bye CAFE.

That'll keep congress plenty busy. You want to be Legislators, with all the privileges? Fine. Now do some actual work.

They won't have time to undercut PDT.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 06, 2024 06:22 PM (8AONa)

417 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 06, 2024 06:20 PM (mfUOU)
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I was wondering who Claudia was.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 06, 2024 06:22 PM (U1w17)

418
Is this that thing where they put on fur costumes and act like pets for each other? Not the same as our thread, that's for sure.
Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2024 06:18 PM (RFx0q)

__________

And all their expressions say, "Can I be a Moron Pet? Then I could have meat."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2024 06:22 PM (EsZUh)

419 A common factor is weight/mobility issues, cigarette smoking and alchoholism. The theory is that dude or lady falls asleep drunk and the chair or bed catches a smoldering fire. Person doesn't wake or can't get up, dies and then the body and bed act like a giant candle and burns up the body and nearby areas.
Posted by: Oldcat


Yes, room fires and space heaters used to be much more common.
I think I read the same SD piece years ago. The thing is, people fall asleep (usually drunk) in front of fire and die before they wake up.

I am pretty sure Dickens said it was probably started by a heating fire, but not sure. It is in his forward on one edition I read years ago.

Now we just think they spontaneously combust, but back then I think the wonderment was that they would not wake up. It may have also been a CO2 issue as chimney technology was primitive back then.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is the end of the junta at November 06, 2024 06:22 PM (ly2GA)

420 I have to wonder just how many of Biden's 81M ballots were manufactured, vs how many were simply stolen from Trump. 20M would be a hell of a lot of ballots. Biden had something like 10M or 12M more than Obama's best, right?
Posted by: MrExcitement at November 06, 2024 06:20 PM (hOOi9)

Trumps totals went up in 2020 if I recall correctly, so they weren't all just switched votes.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 06:22 PM (n7h9X)

421 There have literally been people crying at my office today. I almost want to go to my boss and say something. This is an office, not a pre-school.

How embarrassing. And disgusting.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 06, 2024 06:18 PM


We stopped at the KFC in McKinney TX today after shopping and the guy manning the counter was literally crying over the election results. He was blubbering that Trump was going to put his sister in a camp and kill her. I didn't say a word because I didn't want him to spit on my chicken.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 06, 2024 06:22 PM (QNSds)

422 "Thank you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone "

I used to not like that Elon got rich on government subsidies but now I think he has paid it all back so am ok with it.

Posted by: fd at November 06, 2024 06:22 PM (vFG9F)

423 As far as foreign countries congratulating Trump on his victory, are there any surprises that anyone here knows about??

Posted by: tubal at November 06, 2024 06:23 PM (PCK5/)

424 221 Demi Moore used to look real nice on the outside, but she's always had bad smoker's voice and has been a disaster inside.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 05:57 PM (Hh1ER)
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Remember her horrible naked and pregnant shot on the cover of some rag (back in the early 90s)?

Posted by: Ciampino - sort of pretty back then at November 06, 2024 06:23 PM (i0xsb)

425 I got yer victory tits rite heah!

https://tinyurl.com/msfed74a
Posted by: Xipe Totec


Admiral Akbar would like a word with you out in the back alley.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 06, 2024 06:23 PM (/y8xj)

426 It's scary looking at the election map because you can see the virus spreading from the west.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 06, 2024 06:20 PM (oMmSx)
_______________

It's sloshing back from the west. It started in the Northeast.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2024 06:23 PM (YqDXo)

427 Our prophet Frank Zappa wrote about these lefty freaks in 1979

Flakes! Flakes!

They can't fix your brakes
You ask 'em, "Where's my motor?"
"Well it was eaten by snakes"
You can stab 'n' shoot 'n' spit
But they won't be fixin' it
They're lyin' and lazy
They can be drivin' you crazy
Swear to God they got the most (Yeah)
At every business on the coast (Yeah)
Swear to God they got the most (Yeah)
At every business on the coast

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 06:24 PM (Hh1ER)

428 Mayorkas needs to be prosecuted for literally millions of counts of conspiracy to violate federal immigration laws.

Posted by: Squirrel Insurrection at November 06, 2024 06:24 PM (x5nKy)

429 Van Jones is such a hack. They literally called his MSG rally a Nazi rally. Operatives in the party called him that. Hosts called him Hitler reborn. The losers Trump fired had their own power issues and lashed out like children. It's all so disingenuous.

Posted by: Cory C at November 06, 2024 06:24 PM (WTI+J)

430 382 "Where do the trolls go?"

Do you have a drainage pipe under your driveway? They are in there.
Posted by: fd


I feel sorry for the skunks.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 06, 2024 06:24 PM (Y/R8U)

431 As far as foreign countries congratulating Trump on his victory, are there any surprises that anyone here knows about??

Posted by: tubal at November 06, 2024 06:23 PM (PCK5/)
______________

Netanyahu congratulated Trump, and I don't care about anybody else.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2024 06:24 PM (YqDXo)

432 Iirc, she posed nude a long while back in the French spank mag 'Oui'. Full frontal, iirc and a very 70s, francophone bush.

So I heard. *shifty eyes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 06, 2024 06:24 PM (mfUOU)

433 Where do the trolls go? Under the same bridge somewhere or do their bridges get taken away, too? Do their devices get shut off immediately? Are they the ones having the foresight to hit record right before their meltdowns?

Posted by: Piper at November 06, 2024 06:13 PM (p4NUW)

ShareBlue's trolling contracts ended with the election.

Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 06, 2024 06:24 PM (RMjVS)

434 to disgorge all

Including charges for a quart of Ipacec.

Posted by: DaveA at November 06, 2024 06:25 PM (FhXTo)

435 Remember her horrible naked and pregnant shot on the cover of some rag (back in the early 90s)?

Its been said by wiser men than I, and I agree, we got a lot more done as men when it was harder to see naked women.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 06:25 PM (Hh1ER)

436 CRT

Real kool aid is not so easy to get overseas.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is the end of the junta at November 06, 2024 06:25 PM (ly2GA)

437 I wonder if it is possible to declare the ballots spoiled in Maricopa county, and to total the state without them, noting who had control and clearly was not up to the job.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2024 06:25 PM (D7oie)

438 425 I got yer victory tits rite heah!

https://tinyurl.com/msfed74a
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Admiral Akbar would like a word with you out in the back alley.
Posted by: Oddbob

In the back alley?!?! The military teaches to praise in public, and chastise in private. This is a stupendous image to share! Of course, it may go against the rules of fairness and decency on this forum...but these aren't MY concerns.

So, about that picture...who wants the nudes?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 06, 2024 06:25 PM (C7Bea)

439 ...Whatever late night shenanigans they pulled in '20, they weren't able to pull this time. Either because they just didn't have the ballots to stuff, or because the poll watchers knew what the hell they were doing this time.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 06, 2024 06:16 PM (dGCAG)

exhibit 1? 10 million or so less votes?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 06:20 PM (QAkQ3)


I'm trying to get a handle on this. One thing I've noticed (on Decision Desk HQ) is that about 5M votes are yet to be counted in CA (which can only be completely corrupt), and at least about 1M combined in two other big states I spotted.

On the one hand, we heard that R registration was way up in swing states and elsewhere, and that the Ds stayed home, but the numbers seem like they might not be consistent with that. It's not that it didn't happen, it's that the votes are still suspect.

Posted by: MrExcitement at November 06, 2024 06:26 PM (hOOi9)

440 (usually. I may have bought some holiday candy at the store today.)
Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2024 06:18 PM (LXrdm)

Aldi released their advent calendars today. One lady in line behind me said she got swept up in the excitement and bought ten.

I was restrained and only got four my my grand nieces and nephews. But only the presence of my husband kept me from far far more.

Posted by: Moki at November 06, 2024 06:26 PM (wLjpr)

441 There have literally been people crying at my office today. I almost want to go to my boss and say something. This is an office, not a pre-school.

How embarrassing. And disgusting.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 06, 2024 06:18 PM
_______________

Note their names, work really hard, get promoted, then fire them all as too emotionally unstable for the workplace.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2024 06:26 PM (YqDXo)

442 424 Remember her horrible naked and pregnant shot on the cover of some rag (back in the early 90s)?
Posted by: Ciampino - sort of pretty back then at November 06, 2024 06:23 PM (i0xsb)

Curse you, now I can’t get the Naked Gun 33 1/3 poster (with Leslie Nielsen’s head swapped in) out of my head…

Posted by: Sorry Folks, My Last Nic Upset Everyone, The Moose Out Front Should've Told You at November 06, 2024 06:26 PM (7kSOl)

443 I am pretty sure Dickens said it was probably started by a heating fire, but not sure. It is in his forward on one edition I read years ago.

Now we just think they spontaneously combust, but back then I think the wonderment was that they would not wake up. It may have also been a CO2 issue as chimney technology was primitive back then.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is the end of the junta at November 06, 2024 06:22 PM (ly2GA)

Smoke inhalation. They might wake up but be too dazed to escape. Hence the frequency of older/overweight/drunk in the mix. Another factor was time. The people were not in observation for some time after they were last seen and were alone. It was not that you went for a drink at the fridge and granny was aflame 10 seconds later.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 06:26 PM (n7h9X)

444 I look for Voter ID and added security to be a focus going forward if they manage to steal a few Senate seats this time.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 06:20 PM (n7h9X)

If you have to have Real ID to fly, you should need it to vote.

/Mic drop

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 06:26 PM (QAkQ3)

445 I've been out and about in Austin today and I haven't seen anyone being stupid or silly.

Just kind of the same goofy people as usual.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 06:26 PM (fV+MH)

446 431 Netanyahu congratulated Trump, and I don't care about anybody else.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2024 06:24 PM (YqDXo)


Millei and that dude who imprisoned every gangsta in El Salvador congratulated him too, and they are both awesome.

Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2024 06:26 PM (hmKaK)

447 Demi Moore used to look real nice on the outside, but she's always had bad smoker's voice and has been a disaster inside.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 05:57 PM (Hh1ER)
----
Remember her horrible naked and pregnant shot on the cover of some rag (back in the early 90s)?

Posted by: Ciampino - sort of pretty back then at November 06, 2024 06:23 PM


Do not ever search for demi moore and bush, just don't do it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 06, 2024 06:26 PM (QNSds)

448 392 Dave in Fla, any idea where you find the totals from voters that are abroad?
Posted by: Ben Had
========
Not to butt in but UOCAVA ballots are for military and in an emergency can be used to vote for civilians abroad if they have not received their regular absentee ballot.

Otherwise civilians request absentee ballots from their state using a fedgov post card just like anyone else.

To the best of my knowledge wading around with them for a voting project I did several years ago, election supervisors do not distinguish those in reports. You might be able to file an open records (aka FOIA or other different names depending on the state) to get a tally of those. They probably do not have those for regular absentee and may not for UOCAVA ballots either.

The voter history files might or might not have that flagged at county level reports sent to the state SoS.

I would start with your local county election supervisor and work your way up the chain to the SoS office.

US military ballots themselves may trigger some kind of reports at the federal level as far as ballot sent out but may not be linked to state level voter history files as to whether it was returned or not.

Posted by: LIV at November 06, 2024 06:26 PM (ctrM5)

449 I think... but don't know, we're going to find out in the next few weeks just how effective the efforts were, to keep the cheats from making a difference this time.

Whatever late night shenanigans they pulled in '20, they weren't able to pull this time. Either because they just didn't have the ballots to stuff, or because the poll watchers knew what the hell they were doing this time.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 06, 2024 06:16 PM (dGCAG)

exhibit 1? 10 million or so less votes?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 06:20 PM (QAkQ3)

And it didn't happen because they didn't try. It didn't happen, I think because there were good guys keeping it from happening.

Crowder showed video last night, of trucks arriving to the Philadelphia vote count center, and they speculated they were filled with ballots. What happened to those? Were there people to meet the truck to make sure they didn't get loaded in with the rest, because they weren't valid?

I don't know, but I doubt the trucks were carrying tacos and steak sammiches.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 06, 2024 06:27 PM (dGCAG)

450 Netanyahu congratulated Trump, and I don't care about anybody else.
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India's Modi also important; Milei and Bolsonaro.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 06, 2024 06:27 PM (hovnC)

451 @self/370 "Back from work. Did anyone bother to listen to, or watch Kamala Harris' concession speech?"

I'm gonna take the silence on that question as a "no". Fair enough, I can't stand the woman's voice either.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 06, 2024 06:27 PM (O7YUW)

452 There have literally been people crying at my office today. I almost want to go to my boss and say something. This is an office, not a pre-school.

How embarrassing. And disgusting.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 06, 2024 06:18 PM
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I worked a home today, but I would guess I would not have seen much of that at the office. I work with a bunch of nice people who simply do their jobs and chat about their kids and their pets. Even the women get along with one another. I like my co-workers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at November 06, 2024 06:27 PM (Ad8y9)

453 There have literally been people crying at my office today. I almost want to go to my boss and say something. This is an office, not a pre-school.

How embarrassing. And disgusting.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 06, 2024 06:18 PM
_______________

Note their names, work really hard, get promoted, then fire them all as too emotionally unstable for the workplace.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2024 06:26 PM (YqDXo)

Tell boss you are emotionally scarred by the weeping and have to go. Then hit a bar.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 06:27 PM (n7h9X)

454 Grumpy yeah, she repeated everything she said

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2024 06:27 PM (fwDg9)

455 Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at November 06, 2024 06:18 PM

G'day, Frank! I'm doing well, how are y'all?

And thank you for the gypsy slang.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 06, 2024 06:27 PM (a3Q+t)

456 "Where do the trolls go?"

Do you have a drainage pipe under your driveway? They are in there.
Posted by: fd

I feel sorry for the skunks.
Posted by: rickb223
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I kind of liked that bad haiku guy from a few months ago. He at least put some minimal effort into his trolling.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 06, 2024 06:27 PM (Dm8we)

457 Yeah Demi is definitely part Greek if you know what I mean.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 06:28 PM (fV+MH)

458 @self/370 "Back from work. Did anyone bother to listen to, or watch Kamala Harris' concession speech?"

I'm gonna take the silence on that question as a "no". Fair enough, I can't stand the woman's voice either.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 06, 2024 06:27 PM (O7YUW)

I come here so I don't have to hear Kamala Harris.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 06:28 PM (n7h9X)

459 454 Grumpy yeah, she repeated everything she said
Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2024 06:27 PM (fwDg9)

Yes she did, yes she did… she did, yes…

Posted by: tubal at November 06, 2024 06:28 PM (PCK5/)

460 Van Jones is such a hack.
________________

It's all about the melanin.

With female Democrats, it's all about the cooch.

This is known.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2024 06:28 PM (YqDXo)

461 Combining this thread with the sidebar Bill Whittle-

I totally understand where Whittle's coming from as a child from the Age of American optimism, exploration, and innovation.

The Democrats and various marxists/progressives robbed that bright future from us for the eating bugs and the shabby vengeful world of socialism.

and I feel so relieved after the Trump victory. Finally, finally after 50-60 years we stand a chance to rebuild that Age of America and seize the future that was our birthright.

However, unlike Whittle I don't think we can start joining hands and tripping through fields of daisies.

There are some very evil and malicious people who need to be handled with American justice and punished. Without a reckoning the Democrats/progtards/commies will continue on their criminal and treasonous paths.

We don't need to wheel out Madame Guillotine and engage in wholesale revenge, but we need to punish those responsible and need to defund the left from any and as much public/government funding as possible and it needs to be done quickly even as we move forward towards bright future America.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 06, 2024 06:28 PM (eDfFs)

462 NOOD HTML!!!!

Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2024 06:28 PM (q177U)

463 Whatever late night shenanigans they pulled in '20, they weren't able to pull this time. Either because they just didn't have the ballots to stuff, or because the poll watchers knew what the hell they were doing this time.

Supposedly they tried to do another shut down for some excuse and the Trump team was actually on the job and got a judge to force them to start counting again, so they couldn't inject the newly printed stuff in.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 06:28 PM (Hh1ER)

464 Iirc, she posed nude a long while back in the French spank mag 'Oui'. Full frontal, iirc and a very 70s, francophone bush.

So I heard. *shifty eyes*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 06, 2024 06:24 PM (mfUOU)


Oui was a Playboy publication. Not French.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2024 06:29 PM (D7oie)

465 Modi is happy - Second Lady of the mighty US of A is Indian- American.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 06:29 PM (V13WU)

466 I'm trying to get a handle on this. One thing I've noticed (on Decision Desk HQ) is that about 5M votes are yet to be counted in CA (which can only be completely corrupt), and at least about 1M combined in two other big states I spotted.

On the one hand, we heard that R registration was way up in swing states and elsewhere, and that the Ds stayed home, but the numbers seem like they might not be consistent with that. It's not that it didn't happen, it's that the votes are still suspect.
Posted by: MrExcitement

Trump was pulling about 40 percent of the vote from California last time I checked and that is probably a reasonable bare assumption as to ballot splits in California. Washington and Oregon are also mail in ballot states and I have no idea as far as how Trump did there regarding splits in ballots.

Posted by: LIV at November 06, 2024 06:29 PM (ctrM5)

467 Do not ever search for demi moore and bush, just don't do it.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 06, 2024 06:26 PM


Unless you appreciate truly magnificent carpeting.

Posted by: J. Random Moron at November 06, 2024 06:29 PM (a3Q+t)

468 Milei is a very happy camper

Id want Trump just to invite him over here for a few weeks so he can chainsaw in every direction Elon Musk points out until 94% of the federal government is reduced to dust

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 06:29 PM (M7vhK)

469 PM Meloni from Italy, too. He probably would prefer hers in person, though.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 06, 2024 06:29 PM (C7Bea)

470
All ballots to be counted by midnight Tuesday.

Any remaining ballots cannot be counted.

But their number will be determined and election officials fined $10 for each uncounted ballots.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2024 06:29 PM (EsZUh)

471 Props to Pimp Daddy Sharpton for using 'misogyny' correctly in a sentence

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 06, 2024 06:29 PM (sJHOI)

472 Nood gloat.

Posted by: fly gal at November 06, 2024 06:30 PM (BK44S)

473 Mentioned when I got home a woman gave me the finger because I had my Trump flag on my truck.
I broke out literally laughing

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2024 06:30 PM (fwDg9)

474 Trumps totals went up in 2020 if I recall correctly, so they weren't all just switched votes.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 06:22 PM (n7h9X)


Probably a combination.

But it looks like Kamala will have 10M less than Biden, so what does that do to the narrative that Dems came out in droves in 2020 to vote AGAINST Trump?

Posted by: MrExcitement at November 06, 2024 06:30 PM (hOOi9)

475 Netanyahu congratulated Trump, and I don't care about anybody else.
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India's Modi also important; Milei and Bolsonaro.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 06, 2024 06:27 PM (hovnC)
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OK, fair enough. Those three, then. Bugger Starmer, Maricon, and whoever was Merkel's successor.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2024 06:30 PM (YqDXo)

476 And it didn't happen because they didn't try. It didn't happen, I think because there were good guys keeping it from happening.

Crowder showed video last night, of trucks arriving to the Philadelphia vote count center, and they speculated they were filled with ballots. What happened to those? Were there people to meet the truck to make sure they didn't get loaded in with the rest, because they weren't valid?

I don't know, but I doubt the trucks were carrying tacos and steak sammiches.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 06, 2024 06:27 PM


It didn't happen because we actually have a boss of the rnc that was fighting that sort of stuff in real time for the last few days. The rnc was tossing out lawsuit after lawsuit on election day and before to combat the shenanigans, and they were actually winning them. If it was still romney's niece at the helm the results may have looked way different for Trump.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 06, 2024 06:30 PM (QNSds)

477 I wonder if it is possible to declare the ballots spoiled in Maricopa county, and to total the state without them, noting who had control and clearly was not up to the job.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2024 06:25 PM (D7oie)

I believe Charlie Kirk's people are swearing they got this... now, they said the same thing in '22, and we know how that turned out.

They know how they got duped last time, let's see if they learned anything.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 06, 2024 06:30 PM (dGCAG)

478 Id want Trump just to invite him over here for a few weeks so he can chainsaw in every direction Elon Musk points out until 94% of the federal government is reduced to dust
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06,

Yep. Fuck all these people.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 06, 2024 06:30 PM (dR6yv)

479 Props to Pimp Daddy Sharpton for using 'misogyny' correctly in a sentence

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 06, 2024 06:29 PM (sJHOI)
_________________

He'd had all day to practice.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2024 06:31 PM (YqDXo)

480 (usually. I may have bought some holiday candy at the store today.)
Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2024 06:18 PM (LXrdm)

Aldi released their advent calendars today. One lady in line behind me said she got swept up in the excitement and bought ten.

I was restrained and only got four my my grand nieces and nephews. But only the presence of my husband kept me from far far more.
Posted by: Moki at November 06, 2024 06:26 PM (wLjpr)

You know there is a level of He,, in Dante's Inferno for people who eat into the future with those.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 06:31 PM (n7h9X)

481 I've been saying since the day after the 2020 election that it was obviously a cheat solely based on the claim that there was a turnout of over 90% of registered voters nationally.

That's North Korean numbers.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 06, 2024 06:32 PM (oMmSx)

482 It didn't happen because we actually have a boss of the rnc that was fighting that sort of stuff in real time for the last few days. The rnc was tossing out lawsuit after lawsuit on election day and before to combat the shenanigans, and they were actually winning them. If it was still romney's niece at the helm the results may have looked way different for Trump.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 06, 2024 06:30 PM (QNSds)

I'm sure that's part of it, but I believe there were also people on the ground, at the vote count locations, keeping shit out that didn't belong in.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 06, 2024 06:32 PM (dGCAG)

483 Just saw a pic of Christina Applegate. More like Applestruedel. Talk about aging ungracefully.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 05:45 PM (NPwpF)

Already mentioned, but she has MS.

Also- the adipose loves the womens after a certain age. It's very difficult to fight it off unless you're shooting up the Oze.

Posted by: DaisyB at November 06, 2024 06:32 PM (AbL8c)

484 Netanyahu congratulated Trump, and I don't care about anybody else.
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India's Modi also important; Milei and Bolsonaro.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 06, 2024 06:27 PM (hovnC)
_______________

OK, fair enough. Those three, then. Bugger Starmer, Maricon, and whoever was Merkel's successor.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2024 06:30 PM (YqDXo)

I'm sure the Russians did.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 06:33 PM (n7h9X)

485 On the one hand, we heard that R registration was way up in swing states and elsewhere, and that the Ds stayed home, but the numbers seem like they might not be consistent with that. It's not that it didn't happen, it's that the votes are still suspect.
Posted by: MrExcitement at November 06, 2024 06:26 PM (hOOi9)

From numbers I saw, there were supposedly 7 million LESS registered voters in 2022, vice 2020.

With a good 2 million more citizens. Now, how did those 7 million voter registrations disappear? Well, there were about 7 million deaths in those years, but then NO ONE registered at all? None of the 9 Million (2 million new, 7 million replacement) registered to vote?

Then, somehow... 2024 comes along and I can't find any good numbers on registered voter numbers.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 06:33 PM (QAkQ3)

486 Just saw a pic of Christina Applegate. More like Applestruedel. Talk about aging ungracefully.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 05:45 PM (NPwpF)

Already mentioned, but she has MS.

Also- the adipose loves the womens after a certain age. It's very difficult to fight it off unless you're shooting up the Oze.
Posted by: DaisyB at November 06, 2024 06:32 PM (AbL8c)

She was great in her supporting role in the romcom Going the Distance. In my top five romcoms.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 06, 2024 06:35 PM (oMmSx)

487 Already mentioned, but she has MS.

Also- the adipose loves the womens after a certain age. It's very difficult to fight it off unless you're shooting up the Oze.
Posted by: DaisyB at November 06, 2024 06:32 PM (AbL8c)

There was a gag convention of fake science that had a presentation that men adapted their belly fat as a life preserver for the family in floods. I'm a damn hero.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 06:35 PM (n7h9X)

488 349 I'm having poll withdrawal. There are no internals to delve into.

What the hell do I do now?
Posted by: Dave in Fla
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Canada and Germany look to be having elections soon. Wouldn't want you to get rusty.

Posted by: LIV at November 06, 2024 06:35 PM (ctrM5)

489 From numbers I saw, there were supposedly 7 million LESS registered voters in 2022, vice 2020.

With a good 2 million more citizens. Now, how did those 7 million voter registrations disappear? Well, there were about 7 million deaths in those years, but then NO ONE registered at all? None of the 9 Million (2 million new, 7 million replacement) registered to vote?

Then, somehow... 2024 comes along and I can't find any good numbers on registered voter numbers.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 06:33 PM (QAkQ3)

voter rolls get purged of dead voters from time to time. Even in CA there was a 1 million or so purge in LA county of obvious ineligible names on the rolls.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 06:37 PM (n7h9X)

490 370 Back from work. Did anyone bother to listen to, or watch Kamala Harris' concession speech?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 06, 2024 06:16 PM (O7YUW)


I saw a fair amount of it. It was a lot of generic happy talk about patriotism and unity, or whatever, which was of course inconsistent with her entire campaign, with a side order of meaningless word salad. Pledged to keep fighting (for something, I guess), blah, blah. You didn't miss anything.

Posted by: MrExcitement at November 06, 2024 06:38 PM (hOOi9)

491 416 Supreme Court overturned Chevron.

Suggestion: issue exec orders voiding every last regulation decreed without specific legislation. Buh bye CAFE.

That'll keep congress plenty busy. You want to be Legislators, with all the privileges? Fine. Now do some actual work.

They won't have time to undercut PDT.
Posted by: 2009Refugee
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Easy Peasy.

Throw in immediate termination for cause (violation of rights under color of law) of any civil servants that violate the order.
Any who protest termination will either win (reg isn't under Chevon) and get backpay, or be criminally charged.

That will slow down the fed gov.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 06, 2024 06:39 PM (/lPRQ)

492 444 I look for Voter ID and added security to be a focus going forward if they manage to steal a few Senate seats this time.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 06:20 PM (n7h9X)

If you have to have Real ID to fly, you should need it to vote.

/Mic drop
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 06:26 PM (QAkQ3)
Oldcat, you meant steal a few senate seas AGAIN this this time, right? And Romeo13, are we including furriners to have Real ID to fly into American territory?

Posted by: Eromero at November 06, 2024 06:40 PM (LHPAg)

493 Hollywood celebrity Demi Moore melted down over the US election result, declaring that Trump voters are “Puritans, religious fanatics, and criminals.”
________________

It's the silicone after-market headlights talking there.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2024 06:01 PM (YqDXo)

Elon Musk and RJK Jr. as Puritans. Interesting angle.

Posted by: LASue at November 06, 2024 06:40 PM (VPuca)

494 >Remember her horrible naked and pregnant shot on the cover of some rag (back in the early 90s)?
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she posed for Oui magazine decades ago
downstairs carpet and everything
do not image search it

Posted by: Don Black at November 06, 2024 06:48 PM (/7KEl)

495 We stopped at the KFC in McKinney TX today after shopping and the guy manning the counter was literally crying over the election results. He was blubbering that Trump was going to put his sister in a camp and kill her. I didn't say a word because I didn't want him to spit on my chicken.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 06, 2024 06:22 PM (QNSds)

You're a better man than I am. I would have called him a freaking idiot, and made damn sure he'd be working under a bridge selling pretzels. That's a workplace for God sake, not a preschool. And I'd find some other place to eat. Screw that. I have no patience for that childish, retarded behavior. *rant over**

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 06, 2024 07:11 PM (iODuv)

496 Just a thought: If FL Judge Cannon is correct that Smith was unlawfully appointed, then he has no legal status? So, if he issues a report, he may not enjoy governmental immunity - and be vulnerable to a defamation suit?

Posted by: One-Eyed Cat Peepin' in the Seafood Store at November 06, 2024 07:40 PM (sc558)

497 “ The Justice Department and special counsel Jack Smith's office are engaged in active discussions about how to wind down the ongoing federal prosecutions against President-elect Donald Trump….”

Assume that means they’re setting up offshore accounts in their new names, trying to find the fastest plastic surgeon to give them new faces, and reviewing what nations don’t honor our extradition requests.

Posted by: Bad Boys Bad Boys Whatcha Gonna Do Watcha Gonna Do When They Come For You at November 06, 2024 10:31 PM (3jdb+)

498 I wish there was a way to make money off of watching these meltdown videos. I could watch them 24/7.

Posted by: Mike the Marine at November 07, 2024 07:22 AM (y90Gt)

499 Good day! I know this is kind of off topic but I was wondering which blog platform are you
using for this website? I'm getting sick and tired of Wordpress because
I've had problems with hackers and I'm looking at options for
another platform. I would be fantastic if you could point me in the
direction of a good platform.

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