FOX NEWS NOW CALLS WISCONSIN FOR TRUMP FOX DECLARES TRUMP THE 47th PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! CNN, CBS Finally Call PA

FOX NEWS NOW CALLS WISCONSIN FOR TRUMP
FOX DECLARES TRUMP THE 47th PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!
CNN, CBS Finally Call PA

Trump wins! Greatest night ever. Wisconsin, forever. (I paid to keep the bar open!) pic.twitter.com/lxg0jiUJHZ
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) November 6, 2024

BREAKING: Donald J. Trump is the 47th president of the United States.

A new era begins now.

"President Trump overperformed in urban areas, particularly with... men..." pic.twitter.com/KPq7WYicMy
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) November 6, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:58 AM

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1 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 06, 2024 01:57 AM (Wnv9h)

2 Deo gratias!

Posted by: jsbachfan1 at November 06, 2024 01:58 AM (FlSGo)

3 Release the j6 prisoners now motherfuckers

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 06, 2024 01:58 AM (M7vhK)

4 Behold, the power of cheese.

Posted by: They Can't Have My French Fries at November 06, 2024 01:59 AM (Lhm5y)

5 Polls are for strippers!!!

Posted by: President Kamala Harris at November 06, 2024 01:59 AM (iyMuA)

6 Like I didn't even need to be nooded.

Posted by: Turn 2 at November 06, 2024 01:59 AM (JfxgE)

7 I have proof that President Trump is a serial woman beater. On November 8, 2016 President Trump beat Hillary Clinton and on November 5, 2024, President Trump beat Kamala Harris.

Remember Peanut the Squirrel.

Posted by: qwerty at November 06, 2024 01:59 AM (vt4zg)

8 America, fuck yeah!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 06, 2024 01:59 AM (Wnv9h)

9 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 06, 2024 01:59 AM (Zz0t1)

10 I'm still not comfortable........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 06, 2024 01:59 AM (Zz0t1)

11 Top ten?

Posted by: marinemom at November 06, 2024 01:59 AM (ep6ak)

12 Yeah, staying up was the right call. No 3 AM bullshit this time. Too big to rig, something usually said about my genitals.

Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 06, 2024 02:00 AM (vgYE1)

13 Nope, nope, nope … Not gonna jinx it …

Posted by: Adriane the Not Giving Up Her Day Job for Comedy Critic . . . at November 06, 2024 02:00 AM (TX4bP)

14 Good times. Now for bed.

Posted by: Flyguy at November 06, 2024 02:00 AM (HA1lM)

15 Let's.
Fscking.
Go.

Posted by: MCFraught at November 06, 2024 02:00 AM (iPKmd)

16 Tell me kamala is phoning Trump at least

Posted by: james at November 06, 2024 02:00 AM (AFz9H)

17 I'm still not comfortable........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 06, 2024 01:59 AM (Zz0t1)

I want a concession. Reuters is still in denial.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 02:00 AM (i24o9)

18
Thank Christ

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2024 02:00 AM (UgzfQ)

19 I demand PUDDING SKULL

Posted by: andrew at November 06, 2024 02:00 AM (15+5g)

20 Is AZ going to come through for me?

Posted by: InZona at November 06, 2024 02:00 AM (qz1Fg)

21 I've stayed up later for worse things

Posted by: Josephistan at November 06, 2024 02:00 AM (9XPe8)

22 Remember Peanut the Squirrel.
Posted by: qwerty at November 06, 2024 01:59 AM (vt4zg)

*sigh*

Posted by: Fred the Racoon at November 06, 2024 02:00 AM (Zz0t1)

23 FLASHBACK

TRUMP MAGAMIX

https://is.gd/44W1dJ

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 02:00 AM (lX8VI)

24 what a night.

PS, Brown (R) just took a small lead in Nevada Senate.

With Trump leading the top of the ticket, I think this is another pick-up!

Also we'll win MT from Tester, easily.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2024 02:01 AM (KRtlO)

25 Thanks for hanging in there, Ace!

Posted by: GuardianB at November 06, 2024 02:01 AM (oAs23)

26 Woohoo! I've got a music gig tomorrow evening with two Libs. This is going to be spectacular!

Posted by: Meremortal at November 06, 2024 02:01 AM (Bwqq4)

27 Thank God! Let's hope we are now on the right path and can stay there.

Posted by: marinemom at November 06, 2024 02:01 AM (ep6ak)

28 I hate you all... sniff

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 06, 2024 02:01 AM (IG4Id)

29

joe biden for MVP?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2024 02:01 AM (UgzfQ)

30 I love you guys. We are so back. So much relief.

Posted by: NCLurker at November 06, 2024 02:01 AM (SdWJm)

31 So longama Kamala!

Posted by: Molly k. at November 06, 2024 02:01 AM (lG9mJ)

32 I guess Walz couldn't produce in the final quarter...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 06, 2024 02:01 AM (FAbrK)

33 >>>25 Thanks for hanging in there, Ace!

happy to see it through with such fine people!

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2024 02:01 AM (KRtlO)

34 I'm staying up until Trump speaks.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 02:01 AM (KbCG3)

35 God bless Donald Trump and God bless the United States of America.

Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at November 06, 2024 02:01 AM (Qt9EI)

36 Tomorrow, we ride at dawn to collect liberal tears to bathe in. Please collect nervous breakdowns on tv for me to laugh at. Life is good.

Thank you, Ace and MORONS for adding to my joy...real joy, not Reid joy, that raciss hag. Juan Williams also moaned about raciss stuff and others shot his arse down.

I hope Hag Hillary is freaking out while chugging Chardonnay. Bill has fled Chappedick. The Obamas are in their shelter. Biden is asleep. Kam is drunk on box wine. Walz is diddling.

And all is right in my supermodel world.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 06, 2024 02:01 AM (gi+MR)

37 Maybe the Metal Trump YouTube channel will start posting new stuff now.

Posted by: Josephistan at November 06, 2024 02:01 AM (9XPe8)

38 So Awesome!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at November 06, 2024 02:01 AM (1feMt)

39 Jill Biden is having a three hour big O. Joey shit himself, not that he knows Kamala lost mind you

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 06, 2024 02:01 AM (aRslG)

40 Tell me kamala is phoning Trump at least
Posted by: james at November 06, 2024 02:00 AM (AFz9H)

If the stories about her are true, she's probably steaming drunk and throwing shit at Doug and anyone else who's too terrified to try to leave the room.

Posted by: Vanya at November 06, 2024 02:02 AM (g1h/9)

41 Meatball and NYT still holding out hope for Kamalamadingdong.

Posted by: Bert G at November 06, 2024 02:02 AM (VARTN)

42 I'm still not comfortable........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 06, 2024 01:59 AM (Zz0t1)
******
I called my dad. He's up. but my mom's asleep.
I keep saying I can't believe it's real and I am afraid to go asleep because they might take it away.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2024 02:02 AM (NpAcC)

43 >>.19 I demand PUDDING SKULL

I can't find it!

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2024 02:02 AM (KRtlO)

44 I'm still not comfortable........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 06, 2024 01:59 AM (Zz0t1)

Same.

Posted by: Doof at November 06, 2024 02:02 AM (RFPHU)

45 It’s not hyperbole to say that dead animals helped Trump win. The “eating the pets” line was the key takeaway from the debate. Then they murdered Peanut and Fred.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 06, 2024 02:02 AM (npSXl)

46 What time did Trump speak in 2016? 2:30ish? Prediction that the showman will return at exactly the same time to announce victory and that hopefully the drunken skunk will have conceded.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 06, 2024 02:02 AM (Y8lzz)

47 >>> Nope, nope, nope … Not gonna jinx it …
Posted by: Adriane the Not Giving Up Her Day Job for Comedy Critic . . . at November 06, 2024 02:00 AM (TX4bP)

======

"hey, do you know you have a no-hitter go..."

Posted by: Turn 2 at November 06, 2024 02:02 AM (JfxgE)

48 I keep saying I can't believe it's real and I am afraid to go asleep because they might take it away.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2024 02:02 AM (NpAcC)

*fistbump*

*hugs*

Posted by: Fred the Racoon at November 06, 2024 02:02 AM (Zz0t1)

49 Now the work begins.

Posted by: mindful webworker - victory! at November 06, 2024 02:02 AM (2Iple)

50 Ace, Thanks for this place! Dave in FL. Well done!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 06, 2024 02:02 AM (4p0Xq)

51 WILLOWED and dagum right:

716 Congratulations to the President-Elect of the United States of America

I hope Trump dusts off Barky's "Office of the President-Elect" lectern and trots it out daily to start laying down some shit between now and Jan. 20.
Posted by: spindrift at November 06, 2024 02:00 AM (m8AQl)

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at November 06, 2024 02:03 AM (MkuC5)

52 WI 89% PA 95% AP zzzz

Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 02:03 AM (gKWVE)

53 FLASHBACK

TRUMP MAGAMIX

https://is.gd/44W1dJ

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 02:00 AM (lX8VI)

My favorite Stump the Trump, Vol. 4.

https://youtu.be/MKH6PAoUuD0

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 02:03 AM (i24o9)

54 If the stories about her are true, she's probably steaming drunk and throwing shit at Doug and anyone else who's too terrified to try to leave the room.

Posted by: Vanya at November 06, 2024 02:02 AM

I don't know, Doug may be beating the shit out of her for losing.

Posted by: Bert G at November 06, 2024 02:03 AM (VARTN)

55 Ow I just hope that dipshit Sherrod Brown doesn't try and run for JD Vance's seat.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 06, 2024 02:03 AM (On29Z)

56 It.Moved.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 06, 2024 02:03 AM (aD39U)

57 I guess Walz couldn't produce in the final quarter...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 06, 2024 02:01 AM (FAbrK)

The coach can't win if the quarterback sucks.

Posted by: Vanya at November 06, 2024 02:03 AM (g1h/9)

58 16 Tell me kamala is phoning Trump at least
Posted by: james
.................................
That would be the classy thing to do.

It ain't happening.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 06, 2024 02:03 AM (sAmhv)

59 Shit.

Strike one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 06, 2024 02:03 AM (Zz0t1)

60 I can't find it!

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2024 02:02 AM (KRtlO)

Hang on I'll get it I'm looking

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 02:03 AM (lX8VI)

61 No recounts. No mass mail in votes. No fuckery. He won that big.

Donald J Trump is the going to be the 47th President of the United States of America.

He beat all of them. This is one of the most remarkable things I've ever seen.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2024 02:03 AM (LkLld)

62 Wonder if the other "still counting" states are going to be declared in short order. No point in trying to steal AZ, MI, NV anymore. Heck, why not throw in MN for laughs.

Posted by: They Can't Have My French Fries at November 06, 2024 02:03 AM (Lhm5y)

63 Tampon Timmy is getting pegged by his wife

"You lost you pathetic worm"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 06, 2024 02:03 AM (aRslG)

64 My ridiculously circuitous plan is three-quarters complete!

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at November 06, 2024 02:03 AM (iyMuA)

65 Big thanks for the content, humor, and the forum, Ace.

Posted by: scampydog at November 06, 2024 02:04 AM (41CYW)

66 Fine coverage, Ace. You're the fucking man, when you don't have to do shit.

This has been a very interesting evening.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 06, 2024 02:04 AM (eVr3D)

67 >>.19 I demand PUDDING SKULL

I can't find it!

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2024 02:02 AM (KRtlO)

---------------

Where's our buddy, ellipsis ("...")?

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 06, 2024 02:04 AM (jfKqs)

68 I stayed up late when it looked like Hilary would win and she didn't.
I stayed up late when it looked like Trump would win but he didn't because they obv cheated if you saw how that unfolded

So I had no choice but to stay up and see if the cheat was stronger than the passion. Yeay!
I hope his dream team unleashes hell on the assholes that would be prosecuting them tomorrow if they won. Specifically Elon and RFK jr.

Posted by: keena at November 06, 2024 02:04 AM (t1fZA)

69 If the stories about her are true, she's probably steaming drunk and throwing shit at Doug and anyone else who's too terrified to try to leave the room.
Posted by: Vanya at November 06, 2024 02:02 AM (g1h/9)

and Dougy is slappin her around...

and she likes it...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 02:04 AM (QAkQ3)

70 Hollaria Briden, Esq.
@HollyBriden
I can’t believe “weird” didn’t work.
---
Let's go back to the heady days of the Walz announcement where DU were giddy about "coach" and "dad" bringing that midwest energy that was going to help them win western PA.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 06, 2024 02:04 AM (MNqqd)

71 Trump lied to my Black President and cheated tonight.
Kamalala Harris is the Presdent @!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at November 06, 2024 02:04 AM (kXN/W)

72
Thanks, Ace!

Great work, today. Thank you for all the tireless effort tonight and for the last few months.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2024 02:04 AM (UgzfQ)

73 I worry about the trucks that showed up in Detroit and Philly.

Posted by: Jaimo at November 06, 2024 02:04 AM (sOA7y)

74
Where's our buddy, ellipsis ("...")?
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 06, 2024 02:04 AM (jfKqs)

"He's lookin' he's lookin'!!!"

- - - - - Top Gun Reference

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 06, 2024 02:04 AM (Zz0t1)

75 He beat all of them. This is one of the most remarkable things I've ever seen.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2024 02:03 AM (LkLld)

I said to a group on Sunday that whatever happens this week will still be spoken of 200 years from now.

This is it.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at November 06, 2024 02:04 AM (MkuC5)

76 I think I will wait for President Trump #47 to speak, with VP JD Vance (#4

and then maybe sleep the sleep of happiness.

WHOOHOO! I could run down the street in the snow yelling and barefoot, but don't want to alarm anyone. All are GOP neighbors except one.

WE DID IT! I do hear fireworks in the distance...

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 06, 2024 02:05 AM (gi+MR)

77 GOP came closer to winning NY than Dems did to winning FL.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 06, 2024 02:05 AM (wGun1)

78 Are we getting a victory speech tonight?

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at November 06, 2024 02:05 AM (iyMuA)

79 Nevada is making us proud

Clark county where Vegas is only has Harris leading by 2% that is insane

There is no fucking way she’s winning Nevada

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 06, 2024 02:05 AM (M7vhK)

80 Kamala called the Pick-6.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 06, 2024 02:05 AM (aD39U)

81 anybody have the vid of the media making fun of Trump coming down the elevator to 2016 victory?

Posted by: a dude in MI at November 06, 2024 02:05 AM (+I6Y/)

82 Kamala is showing the world her true character by not conceding now on election night.

Posted by: Archer at November 06, 2024 02:05 AM (IDphi)

83 Woo-hoo!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, Plucky Comic Relief, Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade at November 06, 2024 02:05 AM (SRRAx)

84 LOL, Trump came closer to winning NY than Harris came to winning FL.

Remember when DU was telling us FL and TX were in play?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 06, 2024 02:05 AM (MNqqd)

85 You figure Harris trots out Walz to do the concession speech, or will something genuinely weird happen?

Posted by: Morseus at November 06, 2024 02:05 AM (ym7U0)

86 I'm still not comfortable........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 06, 2024 01:59 AM (Zz0t1)

----------------

They'll do unimaginable things to prevent him from being inaugurated.

But I saw the hand of God at work in Butler, PA ...

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 06, 2024 02:05 AM (jfKqs)

87 Yessssssss...

Jack

@jackunheard
🚨BROKEN: Harry Sisson.

https://tinyurl.com/yc8x7cyd

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 06, 2024 02:05 AM (TGPs7)

88 NBC (network) just called PA.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 06, 2024 02:05 AM (k1Qly)

89 Time for an 18ft tall bronze Peanut and Fred statue in the Rose Garden.

This must happen

Posted by: Sifty at November 06, 2024 02:05 AM (1k+0C)

90 I might just paint my garbage can orange.

Posted by: electronic means at November 06, 2024 02:05 AM (VV/8N)

91 Remember Peanut the Squirrel.

Posted by: qwerty at November 06, 2024 01:59 AM (vt4zg)
---
WOOF!
WOOF!
WOOF-WOOF!!
WOOF!!

Posted by: My Dog at November 06, 2024 02:05 AM (OaZlZ)

92 Kamala called the Pick-6.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 06, 2024 02:05 AM (aD39U)

Accidentally called the Kick 6 and Trump ran one back.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 06, 2024 02:06 AM (Zz0t1)

93 I think the win is too big for the Dems to fight much - they’re totally demoralized. The popular vote win is the icing on the cake!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2024 02:06 AM (S6gqv)

94 And the icing on the cake...JD Vance.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2024 02:06 AM (W/lyH)

95 Reuters just listed PA as a Trump flip. It's sinking in.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 02:06 AM (i24o9)

96
I'm watching Newsmax. The people are great.

Posted by: fourseasons at November 06, 2024 02:06 AM (3ek7K)

97 And I hope they have the "they're eating the pets" musician singing at the inauguration with prominent photos of Peanut and Freddie all over the place!!

Posted by: keena at November 06, 2024 02:06 AM (t1fZA)

98 Thank you ace.
Thank you Dave in FL!
Thank you Scott Pressler.
Thank you Elon.
Thank you RFK, Jr.
Thank you Nicole Shanahan
Thank you Tulsi Gabbard
Thank you Vivek Ramaswamy
Thank you Joe Rogan
Thank you JD Vance.
And thank you Donald Trump!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 06, 2024 02:06 AM (u82oZ)

99
President Trump is INDEFATIGABLE!

You know who else was Indefatigable today?

ACE, that's who!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2024 02:06 AM (UgzfQ)

100 >>.19 I demand PUDDING SKULL

I can't find it!
Posted by: ace at November 06, 2024 02:02 AM

I have it! Where can I send ut?5

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 06, 2024 02:06 AM (Wnv9h)

101 >>> 73 I worry about the trucks that showed up in Detroit and Philly.
Posted by: Jaimo at November 06, 2024 02:04 AM (sOA7y)

Time to send in the attack squirrel and raccoon sqauds.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 02:06 AM (zlGo9)

102 >>>33 happy to see it through with such fine people!

Ace, I've mostly lurked since before shelves were even a twinkle in your eye.

I really do appreciate all you do here for us here!

Posted by: GuardianB at November 06, 2024 02:06 AM (oAs23)

103 Maricopa county stopped counting at 9 pm. That is why az is not called.

Posted by: whig's phone at November 06, 2024 02:06 AM (ctrM5)

104 Good thing I save everything!!!

https://ibb.co/jwCyQxp

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 02:06 AM (lX8VI)

105 You figure Harris trots out Walz to do the concession speech, or will something genuinely weird happen?

Posted by: Morseus at November 06, 2024 02:05 AM (ym7U0)

---------------

I will donate money to her 2028 Puerto Rican Senate campaign if she trots F. Joe Biden out to concede on her behalf ... and he's wearing his red MAGA hat.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 06, 2024 02:06 AM (jfKqs)

106 Historic. A real good night!

Posted by: 496 at November 06, 2024 02:06 AM (YOetg)

107 Barack Obama is the worst president in my lifetime. Now that we have a clean sweep, it's high time that we examine just how malign an influence he's had over the last eight years. At minimum.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 06, 2024 02:06 AM (gCs88)

108 Victory speech when?

Posted by: jsbachfan1 at November 06, 2024 02:06 AM (FlSGo)

109 NBC projects Trump wins Pennsylvania!

Posted by: Toad-0 at November 06, 2024 02:06 AM (cct0t)

110 @jackunheard
🚨BROKEN: Harry Sisson.

https://tinyurl.com/yc8x7cyd
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 06, 2024 02:05 AM (TGPs7)

Eat a dick up, muthaf*cka.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 06, 2024 02:07 AM (Zz0t1)

111 Willowed:

In 2020, I went to sleep certain that Trump had won, and woke up to find that Trump had "lost".

I'm going to see how tomorrow goes before bringing out the pudding cups.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2024 02:07 AM (uxCna)

112 Plus we won the house and senate by double digits.

Posted by: ryukyu at November 06, 2024 02:07 AM (TibGI)

113 265-194

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 06, 2024 02:07 AM (2cS/G)

114 Skull in 104

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 02:07 AM (lX8VI)

115 @98 seconded and well said

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 06, 2024 02:07 AM (aRslG)

116 I work for [redacted name of multibillion dollar construction company]. My division works in the space of offshore wind farm development, among other things. The next few weeks should be interesting.

Posted by: Vanya at November 06, 2024 02:07 AM (g1h/9)

117 What accent will Kamala use in her concession speech? She ought to do Elmer Fudd, as a thank you to Timmy.

Posted by: electronic means at November 06, 2024 02:07 AM (VV/8N)

118 CBS just called PA for Trump

Let the Tears FLow

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 06, 2024 02:07 AM (FCrpy)

119 Wow - Kamala didn't have the decency to come out and thank her supporters in person.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 06, 2024 02:07 AM (QGaXH)

120 Historic. A real good night!

Posted by: 496 at November 06, 2024 02:06 AM (YOetg)

-------------

An inflection point for the country and the West.

The alternative was simply unthinkable and unimaginable ...

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 06, 2024 02:07 AM (jfKqs)

121 God Bless America.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_Au2W3goJc

Posted by: Half Dozen at November 06, 2024 02:07 AM (ppfCG)

122 Trump up by 4 in the popular vote

Insane

They could still get 57 seats in the senate if brown wins

House may be held even though it’ll be a slim majority we can all thank Johnson for letting it be so competitive that wormy little piss binky

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 06, 2024 02:07 AM (M7vhK)

123 It's not revenge...

It's a reckoning....
Posted by: Doc Holiday...

Trump needs to tweet this tomorrow.

tiny.cc/bmvtzz

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Peanut at November 06, 2024 02:07 AM (nBStl)

124
Ace is the best.

Posted by: fourseasons at November 06, 2024 02:08 AM (3ek7K)

125 94 And the icing on the cake...JD Vance.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2024 02:06 AM (W/lyH)

I will admit that Trump picking Vance made me feel a whole lot better about Trump's age.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 02:08 AM (QAkQ3)

126 Are all the 'ettes picking up their handmaid outfits?

Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2024 02:08 AM (1bNHn)

127 Four seasons,
I am watching Bannon and his war room crew. Lots of news networks are not covering.

Posted by: whig's phone at November 06, 2024 02:08 AM (ctrM5)

128 There has to be a Peanut statue the same size as the Wall Street bull statue.

Posted by: N at November 06, 2024 02:08 AM (8XibL)

129 So, when do all the Hollywood stars begin to move out of the U.S.?

Posted by: Turn 2 at November 06, 2024 02:08 AM (JfxgE)

130 Wow - Kamala didn't have the decency to come out and thank her supporters in person.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 06, 2024 02:07 AM (QGaXH)

Of course not. You know she's a c-word. She doesn't give a shit about them.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 02:08 AM (lX8VI)

131 Now we go after the deep state.

Hire Mike Benz. Put him in charge of gutting the deep state.

Let's Fucking GO!!!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2024 02:08 AM (LkLld)

132 🚨BROKEN: Harry Sisson.

https://tinyurl.com/yc8x7cyd
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 06, 2024 02:05 AM (TGPs7)
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This one is good:

https://tinyl.io/Bh88

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2024 02:08 AM (OaZlZ)

133 C'mon out and declare victory.

Posted by: Candidus at November 06, 2024 02:08 AM (D0rE/)

134 125 94 And the icing on the cake...JD Vance.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2024 02:06 AM (W/lyH)

I will admit that Trump picking Vance made me feel a whole lot better about Trump's age.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 02:08 AM (QAkQ3)

It made me feel better about Trump's control over the party.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 02:08 AM (KbCG3)

135 I think I just heard some fireworks.

Or gun fire.

Could be either in this part of Babylon DC. It's after 0200.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 06, 2024 02:08 AM (sAmhv)

136 MSNBC now mulling the possibility that Trump will win the popular vote.

Posted by: Toad-0 at November 06, 2024 02:08 AM (cct0t)

137 It's really still not over, but it's after 1 am here and I'm going to bed..........

Nite all.

Hope it remains. My life gets a significant amount better if it does, so I'm still praying.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 06, 2024 02:08 AM (Zz0t1)

138 CNN just called PA.
He's within a hair's breadth of being elected President.
I'm exhausted, but too wired to sleep.
I think I'll stay up and continue to watch CNN, just to see if they give in.
This is like a car wreck in slo-mo...

Posted by: sal at November 06, 2024 02:08 AM (f+FmA)

139 All of them are starting to blame Biden for this debacle - the knives are out!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2024 02:08 AM (S6gqv)

140 They’ve stopped counting in Arizona.

Trump needs to make it crystal clear that the lowest to the highest person involved in the ongoing AZ election shenanigans will receive the full force and attention of Federal law enforment on day one of his administration .

Posted by: Voter theater. at November 06, 2024 02:08 AM (7v/El)

141 A Republic if you can keep it.

Posted by: Cosda at November 06, 2024 02:09 AM (5YpIl)

142 33 >>>25 Thanks for hanging in there, Ace!

happy to see it through with such fine people!
Posted by: ace at November 06, 2024 02:01 AM (KRtlO)

Great to be on this journey with you. And the rest of you, Horde.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 06, 2024 02:09 AM (gCs88)

143 >>If the stories about her are true, she's probably steaming drunk and throwing shit at Doug and anyone else who's too terrified to try to leave the room.

And little Emma Elmhoff is tearing up at the fact that she won't be the MSM's fashion icon they obsess about for the next 4-8 years. And her "dress" for the inauguration was gonna be so dang rad!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2024 02:09 AM (scDBq)

144 >>> 126 Are all the 'ettes picking up their handmaid outfits?
Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2024 02:08 AM (1bNHn)

Silly Eeyore, that's what some leftist bints will be doing.

If anything I bet many 'Ettes would pick out a nice new gub tomorrow.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 02:09 AM (zlGo9)

145 I shorted the market at the close today. I think I am going to lose overnight, and I don't care.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 06, 2024 02:09 AM (aD39U)

146 Good thing I save everything!!!

https://ibb.co/jwCyQxp
Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 02:06 AM (lX8VI)

Lol. I may now get some sleep tonight.

Posted by: spindrift at November 06, 2024 02:09 AM (m8AQl)

147 Hey, remember "Trumpism without Trump?'

Any of those folks wanna explain that wisdom?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 06, 2024 02:09 AM (MNqqd)

148 124
Ace is the best.
Posted by: fourseasons at November 06, 2024 02:08 AM (3ek7K)

He really is. All hail, Ace!

Posted by: m at November 06, 2024 02:09 AM (VnUSN)

149 pudding cup skull up

thanks ...

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2024 02:09 AM (KRtlO)

150 Ace, glad you did self care today and went for a walk! Hope it felt good. Thanks for all you do.

Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2024 02:09 AM (QAK8m)

151
Megyn is getting tipsy...

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2024 02:09 AM (UgzfQ)

152 Wow - Kamala didn't have the decency to come out and thank her supporters in person.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 06, 2024 02:07 AM (QGaXH)
---
They are making it a female presidential candidate tradition.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2024 02:09 AM (OaZlZ)

153 31 So longama Kamala!
Posted by: Molly k. at November 06, 2024 02:01 AM (lG9mJ)

I'm sure the 'Momala' stuff didn't help either, especially with the male vote. Nobody male wants their Mommy telling them what to do.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 06, 2024 02:09 AM (QGaXH)

154 Good thing I save everything!!!

https://ibb.co/jwCyQxp
Posted by: ..
------------
Bravo ... Well done! Like the first communion money, but better.

Posted by: scampydog at November 06, 2024 02:09 AM (41CYW)

155 Fuck AZ.

Wrong election, cunts. Don't need ya. Eat shit.

Posted by: The Ocean Craves Batteries at November 06, 2024 02:10 AM (jPWY0)

156 >>Trump needs to make it crystal clear that the lowest to the highest person involved in the ongoing AZ election shenanigans will receive the full force and attention of Federal law enforment on day one of his administration .

I would assume Harmeet Dhillon is on it.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2024 02:10 AM (scDBq)

157 C'mon out and declare victory.

Posted by: Candidus at November 06, 2024 02:08 AM (D0rE/)

I believe his team is probably on the phone attempting to secure a concession. He's a pro.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 02:10 AM (i24o9)

158 We mays hold the house.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 02:10 AM (V13WU)

159 PUDDING SKULL

all is right with the world.

Posted by: Sifty at November 06, 2024 02:10 AM (1k+0C)

160 155 Fuck AZ.

Wrong election, cunts. Don't need ya. Eat shit.
Posted by: The Ocean Craves Batteries at November 06, 2024 02:10 AM (jPWY0)

Still want it.

Want it all.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 02:10 AM (KbCG3)

161 All of them are starting to blame Biden for this debacle - the knives are out!
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2024 02:08 AM (S6gqv)

Grandpa Badtouch will have some things to say.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 06, 2024 02:10 AM (aD39U)

162 What accent will Kamala use in her concession speech? She ought to do Elmer Fudd, as a thank you to Timmy.

Posted by: electronic means at November 06, 2024 02:07 AM (VV/8N)

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Jimmy Carter would work as well.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 06, 2024 02:10 AM (jfKqs)

163 There is nothing like this place on the internet, anywhere.

Ace, be proud. You've created something brilliant here.

Even tho its stuck in 1996.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 06, 2024 02:10 AM (Zz0t1)

164 Thanks for doing what you do, Ace!

Posted by: Doof at November 06, 2024 02:10 AM (RFPHU)

165 YAY, PUDDING SKULL!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2024 02:10 AM (scDBq)

166 Rabbi Linda Goldstein (🇵🇸🍉I/P Commentary)
@realrabbilinda
In wake of Donald Trump’s victory, I’ve begun setting up a refugee camp in Gaza for American Progressives. Please stay tuned for more details 💪🏽🇵🇸❤️
10:29 PM · Nov 5, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 06, 2024 02:10 AM (9aVck)

167 I wonder, do the Walzes fly commercial back to MN tomorrow or will the campaign spring for one more flight?

Posted by: Vendette at November 06, 2024 02:10 AM (klIH8)

168 >>> 129 So, when do all the Hollywood stars begin to move out of the U.S.?
Posted by: Turn 2 at November 06, 2024 02:08 AM (JfxgE)

Who is going to head the Department Of Evicting You Stupid Fckers Who Said You Would Leave?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 02:10 AM (zlGo9)

169 @jackunheard
🚨BROKEN: Harry Sisson.

https://tinyurl.com/yc8x7cyd
Posted by: Mister Ghost

He looks like a man, more or less, how dare he speak to women's concerns. He needs to stay in his lane and stop trying to mansplain what women need to women.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 06, 2024 02:10 AM (cSS7r)

170 PUDDING CUP SKULL UP

149 pudding cup skull up

thanks ...

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2024 02:09 AM (KRtlO)

Posted by: m at November 06, 2024 02:10 AM (VnUSN)

171 Burning skull pudding cup FTW and historic note. Ace is the man!

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 06, 2024 02:10 AM (XjTSo)

172 I'm happy not just for me, not just for America, but also for Trump. All those bullshit indictments against him, all those bullshit convictions, are now dust in the wind. He remains a free man, because you can't put the President in prison.

Congratulations, Mr. Trump!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 06, 2024 02:10 AM (YrTFn)

173 Pudding Cup flaming skull FTW!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 06, 2024 02:11 AM (QGaXH)

174 Congratulations, friends.

Posted by: Piper at November 06, 2024 02:11 AM (ZdaMQ)

175 CBS just called PA for Trump

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 06, 2024 02:11 AM (YOoXM)

176 >>> 166 Rabbi Linda Goldstein (🇵🇸🍉I/P Commentary)
@realrabbilinda
In wake of Donald Trump’s victory, I’ve begun setting up a refugee camp in Gaza for American Progressives. Please stay tuned for more details 💪🏽🇵🇸❤️
10:29 PM · Nov 5, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 06, 2024 02:10 AM (9aVck)

HA HA!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 02:11 AM (zlGo9)

177 President Trump is INDEFATIGABLE!
-----------

DREADNAUGHT

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2024 02:11 AM (XeU6L)

178 Salt in the wound:

Remember when they dumped Biden to save down-ticket races?

Which, uh, races did they save now?

LOLGF.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 06, 2024 02:11 AM (MNqqd)

179 Thanks for hanging in there, Ace!

happy to see it through with such fine people!
Posted by: ace at November 06, 2024 02:01 AM (KRtlO)

Great to be on this journey with you. And the rest of you, Horde.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 06, 2024 02:09 AM (gCs8

Yep. Hitting the tip jar in the morning.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 02:11 AM (i24o9)

180
Still want it.

Want it all.
Posted by: The

What he said

Posted by: N at November 06, 2024 02:11 AM (8XibL)

181 Huzzah!

Now back to bed. Work starts early tomorrow.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 06, 2024 02:11 AM (u82oZ)

182 It's just unbelievable the adversity Trump has faced and he pressed on. What an inspiration. So many battles ahead but for now, we celebrate.

Posted by: SamIam at November 06, 2024 02:11 AM (oasF3)

183 I'm just filled with so much joy!

Anyone else feeling JOY?

I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart!

(Where?)

Down in my heart!

(Where?)

Down in my heart!

Posted by: Sam Adams at November 06, 2024 02:11 AM (KEWDx)

184 No point in trying to steal AZ, MI, NV anymore. Heck, why not throw in MN for laughs.
Posted by: They Can't Have My French Fries

Senate races …

Not gonna jinx it, not gonna jinx it !!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Not Giving Up Her Day Job for Comedy Critic . . . at November 06, 2024 02:11 AM (TX4bP)

185 Kayleigh had an insightful comment. Trump had two speeches ready 2016 election night, a barn burner red meat one and a gracious leader one. When he saw the faces of the despondent Hillary! voters, he tore up the red meat speech and went with the one stressing unity, and was gracious to Hillary. Presidential.

And despite their long knives coming after him within 24 hours of his win, he never went after Hillary and locked her up.

I think he will be more unifying than the dems give him credit for. But the dems have to choose to unify too. They've painted themselves into a corner calling him a Nazi, I don't think they can.

Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2024 02:11 AM (QAK8m)

186 >>>Good thing I save everything!!!

https://ibb.co/jwCyQxp
Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 02:06 AM (lX8VI)

====
Well done.

Posted by: Turn 2 at November 06, 2024 02:11 AM (JfxgE)

187 After 2020 I was done with Fox.

Charlie Kirk's livestream was perfect all night long. They had enthusiasm, data analysis, clips from networks whenever relevant, and a "realism" that slick cable news shows never could.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 06, 2024 02:11 AM (wGun1)

188 Alaska 51% reporting... just like Arizona. Because Arizona in November is just as difficult to get messages around, as is Alaska in November.

Posted by: gKWVE calls shenanigans at November 06, 2024 02:11 AM (gKWVE)

189 Still kinda sad that Kamala f'ing Harris can get that many electoral votes.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 02:11 AM (fV+MH)

190 Well there's the pudding. Now we need the victory tits.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 06, 2024 02:11 AM (Y8lzz)

191 Fox has called Wisconsin for Trump.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 06, 2024 02:12 AM (ow4/W)

192 The guy on CNN analyzing the returns, I can't remember his name, John something, has actually been pretty calm, reasonable, and analytic. I kinda like him.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 06, 2024 02:12 AM (lg881)

193 I've saved that file across five computers since 2010, just for a moment like this. What a beautiful, beautiful night.

I cannot wait to see all the miserable libs tomorrow. Doesn't feel real.

One head turn. One head turn.

God in action.

You saw a miracle. Act accordingly.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 02:12 AM (lX8VI)

194 Listening to MSDNC - they are speaking in terms of 'well, the people know who he is and what they've voted for....'

In other words not defiant or saying 'it's not over', etc.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 06, 2024 02:12 AM (QGaXH)

195 Yes, thanks ace and the rest of you guys -- an oasis of sanity!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2024 02:12 AM (scDBq)

196
Girls are rabbis, now??

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2024 02:12 AM (UgzfQ)

197 Trump needs to make it crystal clear that the lowest to the highest person involved in the ongoing AZ election shenanigans

********

Not only that but the asshole AZ AG was contemplating prosecuting Trump for threatening to kill Lynn Cheney

That state needs a big time fumigation

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 06, 2024 02:12 AM (M7vhK)

198 Good thing I save everything!!!

https://ibb.co/jwCyQxp

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 02:06 AM (lX8VI)

--------------

My man! Knew you'd come through ...

What a night! One for the ages ... literally.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 06, 2024 02:12 AM (jfKqs)

199 Nite all.

Enjoyed it.

Be excellent to each other.

And f*ck that asshole that was talking about his damn corvette all night.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 06, 2024 02:12 AM (Zz0t1)

200 Hello? Iran? Guess what....

Posted by: Case at November 06, 2024 02:12 AM (27pJk)

201 Do you think Butler, PA will put up a Trump statue, fist in the air? That was a moment for the ages.

Posted by: Jmel at November 06, 2024 02:12 AM (bVhJi)

202 I wonder, do the Walzes fly commercial back to MN tomorrow or will the campaign spring for one more flight?
Posted by: Vendette at November 06, 2024 02:10 AM (klIH

Two tickets on Spirit Airlines. Connecting through Raleigh, then Houston, then Chicago, then to Minneapolis.

Posted by: Vanya at November 06, 2024 02:12 AM (g1h/9)

203 Uh oh, Trump had them removed the teleprompters apparently. Longest off the cuff acceptance speech in the history of POTUS speeches??

Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2024 02:12 AM (QAK8m)

204 189 Still kinda sad that Kamala f'ing Harris can get that many electoral votes.
Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 02:11 AM (fV+MH)

Kamala is "generic democrat".

If you ever wondered what a ham sandwich would earn in a national election, this is it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 02:12 AM (KbCG3)

205 >>> 163 There is nothing like this place on the internet, anywhere.

Ace, be proud. You've created something brilliant here.

Even tho its stuck in 1996.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 06, 2024 02:10 AM (Zz0t1)

Hey, I would much rather have this that some disqus shit. Cobs could use some upgrades, but *they* get a dental plan.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 02:12 AM (zlGo9)

206
My mood now. Incredible sense of relief. I'm happy, but the main thing is relief. All is well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 06, 2024 02:13 AM (w6EFb)

207 AoSHQ has just declared Pudding Skull for Trump.

Posted by: If ABC were a real network at November 06, 2024 02:13 AM (m8AQl)

208 All of the NeverTrumpers are drinking heavily now, and looking at their passports.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2024 02:13 AM (S6gqv)

209 It's time for sleep over here; hope the optimism hasn't faded when I wake up..

Posted by: jsbachfan1 at November 06, 2024 02:13 AM (FlSGo)

210 139 All of them are starting to blame Biden for this debacle - the knives are out!
-------------
Blue on blue, enjoy from a safe distance.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 06, 2024 02:13 AM (XjTSo)

211 163 There is nothing like this place on the internet, anywhere.

Ace, be proud. You've created something brilliant here.

Even tho its stuck in 1996.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 06, 2024 02:10 AM (Zz0t1)

Sometimes... Old School is the BEST School

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 02:13 AM (QAkQ3)

212 Not nearly as any tantrums on MSNBC/ CNN as I expected. Almost like they expected this.

Posted by: Toad-0 at November 06, 2024 02:13 AM (cct0t)

213 Deport.

Prosecute.

Rinse.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 06, 2024 02:13 AM (CaELB)

214 Yeah! Pudding !

Posted by: Adriane the Not Giving Up Her Day Job for Comedy Critic . . . at November 06, 2024 02:13 AM (TX4bP)

215 Speech ! Speech ! Speech!

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 02:13 AM (V13WU)

216 Kellyanne just thanked the ladies of The View. Heh

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 06, 2024 02:13 AM (aRslG)

217
Cardi B
@iamcardib
We need a Hail Mary

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 06, 2024 02:13 AM (TGPs7)

218 @190 Nigel West Dickens,

Yes! Bring on the Victory Tits!

They fill me with JOY!

Posted by: Sam Adams at November 06, 2024 02:14 AM (KEWDx)

219 Still kinda sad that Kamala f'ing Harris can get that many electoral votes.

****************

Fozzie the bear would have gotten more votes as long as he promised MUH ABORTIONZ

Half the country is a clown show

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 06, 2024 02:14 AM (M7vhK)

220 Was this bitch ever ahead, or was it all one big gaslight from the beginning.

If she was, then sorry, the debate mattered. Her popularity started to tank "coincidentally" in early September.

Trump got her to say on live TV that she wouldn't protect eight and nine month old "fetuses". Kind of dampens one's likeability.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 02:14 AM (lX8VI)

221 Still kinda sad that Kamala f'ing Harris can get that many electoral votes.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 02:11 AM (fV+MH)

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Yeah, half the country is infested with commies who need to be exiled & deported.

Make Loyalty Oaths Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 06, 2024 02:14 AM (jfKqs)

222
Trump pulled a Grover. Grover Cleveland.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 06, 2024 02:14 AM (w6EFb)

223 So..the ho' is no mo'? sweeeeet

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2024 02:14 AM (VwHCD)

224 So.

Do Womb Registrations start Tomorrow or after the Inauguration?

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2024 02:14 AM (z/jjr)

225 Pudding skull flambe...

Now, how can you work the victory tits into that?

Heh.

Trump's taking too long. I'm going to bed.

Thanks, Ace, and all the chatty Morons for making this a great way to follow this great night.

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - victory! at November 06, 2024 02:15 AM (2Iple)

226 LOL, that young man on MSNBC really struggled to say Trump won PA.

Maricopa Co AZ has counted 30,000 votes in 4 hours.

They are not going to like the Voting Rights Act of 2025.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 06, 2024 02:15 AM (MNqqd)

227 Pudding cup skull ... woo hoo. Thanks Ace

Posted by: SecondcityLurker at November 06, 2024 02:15 AM (MEbkQ)

228 Ha CNN is realizing that going out and campaigning with Liz Cheney was a stupid, stupid idea.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2024 02:15 AM (S6gqv)

229 The biggest losers in the US tonight are the Never-Trumpers.

Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of whores.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 06, 2024 02:15 AM (paSBy)

230 I can't believe this! I am so happy! There are fireworks going off in the distance where I live.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 06, 2024 02:15 AM (qBdHI)

231 Trump won and will win the popular vote too, along with the House and Senate majorities.

Suck it Dems. So happy.

Posted by: Czech Chick at November 06, 2024 02:15 AM (fpVC1)

232 >>> I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart!

(Where?)

Down in my heart!

(Where?)

Down in my heart!
Posted by: Sam Adams at November 06, 2024 02:11 AM (KEWDx)

======
My best buddy (son of a preacher) in HS used to sing this to our HS secretary (her name was Joy) whenever we walked by the office. Thanks for bringing up a cool memory.

Posted by: Turn 2 at November 06, 2024 02:15 AM (JfxgE)

233 The New Orleans Saints are looking for a new head coach. Maybe Walz should apply for the job. He can call a pick six with the best of them.

Posted by: Toad-0 at November 06, 2024 02:15 AM (cct0t)

234 Cardi B's a blessed virgin now?

Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 02:15 AM (gKWVE)

235 tonight,

God blessed America.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 06, 2024 02:15 AM (wGun1)

236 Cardi B
@iamcardib
We need a Hail Mary

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 06, 2024 02:13 AM (TGPs7)

--------------

She's resorted to promoting virginity?

/I don't believe it ...

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 06, 2024 02:15 AM (jfKqs)

237 Also.

This time, Greenland.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2024 02:15 AM (z/jjr)

238 >>No point in trying to steal AZ, MI, NV anymore. Heck, why not throw in MN for laughs.
Posted by: They Can't Have My French Fries

Senate races …

- - -
Yes, they will "find" ballots over the next few days and weeks to try to flip the Senate blue and scoop up a few dozen House seats. It's what they do.

Trump's RNC should fight, fight, fight this unlike Ronna.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2024 02:15 AM (scDBq)

239
Question: Would they have done worse, equal, or better with biden?

I say: equal.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2024 02:16 AM (UgzfQ)

240 Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 06, 2024 02:12 AM (jfKqs)

Such a relief. In effect all the steal did was get rid of Pence.

Whoops.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 02:16 AM (lX8VI)

241 196
Girls are rabbis, now??
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2024 02:12 AM (UgzfQ)
______
Rabbettes?

Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2024 02:16 AM (1bNHn)

242 Oh my. MSNBC is so much fun

Posted by: Roberto at November 06, 2024 02:16 AM (QUC63)

243 Fireworks going off in my neighborhood !!

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 06, 2024 02:16 AM (EmT/E)

244 "Kamala is "generic democrat".

If you ever wondered what a ham sandwich would earn in a national election, this is it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer "

This is that test case?

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 02:16 AM (fV+MH)

245 The New Orleans Saints are looking for a new head coach. Maybe Walz should apply for the job. He can call a pick six with the best of them.

Posted by: Toad-0 at November 06, 2024 02:15 AM (cct0t)

---------------

He's only open to PeeWee football teams IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 06, 2024 02:16 AM (jfKqs)

246 And the icing on the cake...JD Vance.
Posted by: Diogenes
---------
Interning for the Presidency.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2024 02:16 AM (XeU6L)

247 {{{Puddleglum}}}

Posted by: JQ at November 06, 2024 02:16 AM (njWTi)

248 RETVRN

As promised, VT3

https://tinyurl.com/yhrfkhdz

Posted by: alexthechick at November 06, 2024 02:16 AM (1YfKX)

249 162 What accent will Kamala use in her concession speech? She ought to do Elmer Fudd, as a thank you to Timmy.

Posted by: electronic means at November 06, 2024 02:07 AM (VV/8N)

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I'd be willing to bet she either doesn't concede or has a surrogate do it.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 06, 2024 02:16 AM (QGaXH)

250 220 Was this bitch ever ahead, or was it all one big gaslight from the beginning.“

I think most polling (with the exception of Rasmussen and a couple others) was total garbage from start to finish this cycle.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2024 02:17 AM (S6gqv)

251 >>> 188 Alaska 51% reporting... just like Arizona. Because Arizona in November is just as difficult to get messages around, as is Alaska in November.
Posted by: gKWVE calls shenanigans at November 06, 2024 02:11 AM (gKWVE)

I live in AZ for some pre-29 years. One winter the PHX paper had a pic of a college-age girls sitting at a bus stop wearing jackets with the caption that 'weekend temperatures had dropped below 60 degrees'. For reals.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 02:17 AM (zlGo9)

252 Wouldn't the flaming skull burn the pudding, though?

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 02:17 AM (fV+MH)

253 Great to see Doug Burgum front and center. Hope he gets a big job in the Trump cabinet. Maybe Secretary of Energy.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2024 02:17 AM (LkLld)

254 239
Question: Would they have done worse, equal, or better with biden?

I say: equal.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2024 02:16 AM (UgzfQ)

The overall vote distribution would've been more favorable for them with Biden. Less votes in California but more votes in Michigan I'd wager.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 06, 2024 02:17 AM (eYoxG)

255 194 Listening to MSDNC - they are speaking in terms of 'well, the people know who he is and what they've voted for....'

In other words not defiant or saying 'it's not over', etc.
==========
If they won't say it, we'll get Roy to say it for them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jm3Tq_q4yU

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 06, 2024 02:17 AM (XjTSo)

256 776 There are some other countries that just got very nervous.
GOOD!
Posted by: Case at November 06, 2024 02:08 AM (27pJk)

Imagine the scene right now among Washington bureaucrats.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Babylon DC isn't America.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 06, 2024 02:17 AM (sAmhv)

257 Kamala refusing to concede.

Posted by: whig's phone at November 06, 2024 02:17 AM (ctrM5)

258 I am so grateful to God for sparing this country.

I hope this spells the death of the evil Prada media. They really outdid themselves with their lies this time. I hope this is the heavy nail in their coffin.

And to the worshippers of Moloch trying to push baby killing up to and past 9 months on the country. You did not win.

I am so happy because we would have been utterly screwed if Harris had won. She's an empty, lazy, incompetent narcissist/psychopath. And the thought of that lying creep Walz being a heartbeat away. *shudder*

Posted by: chique at November 06, 2024 02:17 AM (0efB3)

259 Cardib should have been out there rufiying guys and stealing watches for votes

Or she should have been out there working her wet ass pussy for votes

Posted by: N at November 06, 2024 02:17 AM (8XibL)

260 Kamala must be phoning Trump

Posted by: james at November 06, 2024 02:17 AM (AFz9H)

261 Someone check up on Jonah Goldberg. He might have binged on over 9000 hot dog sandwiches for consolation tonight, and one visit to the toilet could be like setting off a daisycutter in the sewer system.

Posted by: electronic means at November 06, 2024 02:17 AM (VV/8N)

262 Fox is trying to get back into our good graces. I personally am going to let them. Sure, we are pissed about the past, but I’m not gonna blame someone for doing the right thing. I just checked CNN and CBS and they have not called the election. They’re holding out for the cheat. Have any other mainstream outlets called the election?

I understand it is called. I’m saying it is called. I’m just wondering if anyone else did it or are they all evil and corrupt?

Posted by: Quint at November 06, 2024 02:17 AM (h1IH1)

263 >>> 228 Ha CNN is realizing that going out and campaigning with Liz Cheney was a stupid, stupid idea.

They will look back and realize there were so many own goals. That was one of the worst. No one wanted Cheneys.

Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2024 02:17 AM (QAK8m)

264
Now I'm really mulling the idea of going to DC for the Inauguration.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2024 02:17 AM (UgzfQ)

265 They're already trotting out their memes.

"Lame Duck President"

Expect to hear that I dunno, for the rest of your life.

Not that I care. Their stupidass scripting can be funny again.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 02:18 AM (lX8VI)

266 Kamala refusing to concede.

Posted by: whig's phone at November 06, 2024 02:17 AM (ctrM5)

Where are you seeing this?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 02:18 AM (i24o9)

267 244 "Kamala is "generic democrat".

If you ever wondered what a ham sandwich would earn in a national election, this is it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer "

This is that test case?
Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 02:16 AM (fV+MH)

I firmly believe that she is the new dem floor.

She went from being a mattress to being a floor.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 02:18 AM (KbCG3)

268 I'm so darned grateful for this place!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 06, 2024 02:18 AM (uiI39)

269 I will admit that Trump picking Vance made me feel a whole lot better about Trump's age.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 02:08 AM (QAkQ3)

It made me feel better about Trump's control over the party.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 02:08 AM (KbCG3)

I just feel better knowing that Vance isn't a GOPe saboteur like Pence, and he knows how to throw the MSM's bullshit back into their faces

Posted by: kbdabear at November 06, 2024 02:18 AM (6pubT)

270
Rob Reiner
@robreiner
A woman gave birth to each and every one of us. Tomorrow a woman will give birth to a renewal of our Democracy.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 06, 2024 02:18 AM (TGPs7)

271 Tarpeian Rock.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 06, 2024 02:18 AM (PM7HD)

272 Obviously Trump has won. How will the Left respond?

Posted by: Carlyl at November 06, 2024 02:18 AM (vzCvX)

273 Kinda quiet in my neck of the woods. Something's brewing.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 06, 2024 02:18 AM (KAi1n)

274 And it is time for celebration. I’m sure many of us over the last few years wondered if this day would come. This is time to celebrate we won they lost. We kicked their ass.

Posted by: Quint at November 06, 2024 02:18 AM (h1IH1)

275 There is no Victory without Tits

Posted by: Miklos insists at November 06, 2024 02:18 AM (khrpa)

276 252 Wouldn't the flaming skull burn the pudding, though?
Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 02:17 AM (fV+MH)

Well, if you really want to get technical, where does the flaming skull come from?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 06, 2024 02:18 AM (gCs88)

277 Jeff Flake.
Liz Cheney
Dick Cheney
Fred Upton
Adam Kinzinger

Hard to believe that powerhouse team didn't deliver a 50 state sweep.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 06, 2024 02:18 AM (MNqqd)

278 246 And the icing on the cake...JD Vance.
Posted by: Diogenes
---------
Interning for the Presidency.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2024 02:16 AM (XeU6L)

There are always two... a Master, and an Apprentice...

Wait.... Apprentice.... sounds... familiar...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 02:18 AM (QAkQ3)

279 I want a concession. Reuters is still in denial.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 02:00 AM (i24o9)

So are both the NY Times and NY Post (which endorsed Trump), both still haven't called PA or WI. They're giving him 248.

Posted by: Qwinn at November 06, 2024 02:18 AM (I3XdN)

280 Kamala refusing to concede.
Posted by: whig's

Fwiw that's the way a good girl does dick, work it bitch

Posted by: N at November 06, 2024 02:18 AM (8XibL)

281 Giggle:

Drudge Report: WORLD IN SHOCK

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 06, 2024 02:19 AM (TGPs7)

282 Meathead is a Neanderthal.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 06, 2024 02:19 AM (PM7HD)

283 Fox is trying to get back into our good graces. I personally am going to let them.

I'm not. They're just as leftist as all the other networks and the only reason they were ever considered conservative was marketing.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 06, 2024 02:19 AM (cSS7r)

284 269 I will admit that Trump picking Vance made me feel a whole lot better about Trump's age.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 02:08 AM (QAkQ3)

It made me feel better about Trump's control over the party.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 02:08 AM (KbCG3)

I just feel better knowing that Vance isn't a GOPe saboteur like Pence, and he knows how to throw the MSM's bullshit back into their faces

Posted by: kbdabear at November 06, 2024 02:18 AM (6pubT)

He was Trump's best move. Hands down, no question about it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 02:19 AM (KbCG3)

285 Kellyanne just thanked the ladies of The View. Heh

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 06, 2024 02:13 AM (aRslG)

---------------

LOL.

The greatest & retardedest reverse barometer in history ...

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 06, 2024 02:19 AM (jfKqs)

286 RETVRN

As promised, VT3

https://tinyurl.com/yhrfkhdz

Posted by: alexthechick at November 06, 2024 02:16 AM (1YfKX)

Pretty.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 02:19 AM (i24o9)

287 257. Imagine that’s payback for Trump not conceding in 2020.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 06, 2024 02:19 AM (ow4/W)

288 Waiting for Harris to don the purple and black pantsuit and impersonate Hillary.

Posted by: torabora at November 06, 2024 02:19 AM (0Gnoc)

289 Kamala refusing to concede.
Posted by: whig's phone
--------

The Al Gore Gambit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2024 02:19 AM (XeU6L)

290 @232 Turn 2,

My pleasure!

Can't wait to see the expressions on Joy Reid and Joy Behar!

Joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart!

Ha!

Posted by: Sam Adams at November 06, 2024 02:19 AM (KEWDx)

291 Blessings of liberty for our posterity: secured.

Posted by: Ham Biscuits at November 06, 2024 02:19 AM (MDRYO)

292 Chunk Uighur just called Trump an "Orangutan". Is EVERYTHING projection with them?

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 02:19 AM (lX8VI)

293 Wouldn't the flaming skull burn the pudding, though?
Posted by: eleve

That's why the ettes wore the pudding to cover the tits.

Posted by: N at November 06, 2024 02:19 AM (8XibL)

294 Tarpeian Rock.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Good name for a musical style or cocktail.

Posted by: Miklosius ad infinitum at November 06, 2024 02:19 AM (khrpa)

295 Obviously Trump has won. How will the Left respond?
Posted by: Carlyl at November 06, 2024 02:18 AM (vzCvX)

With grace and humility of course.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 06, 2024 02:19 AM (aD39U)

296 Posted by: alexthechick at November 06, 2024 02:16 AM (1YfKX)

HUZZAH!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 06, 2024 02:20 AM (gCs88)

297 alexthechick

Into my shrine it goes.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart, alexthechick.

So AG or Press Secretary?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 06, 2024 02:20 AM (u82oZ)

298 JQ, what up?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 06, 2024 02:20 AM (sAmhv)

299 I hope Trump already has a total no-nonsense badass AG in mind that will not hesitate to look back over the last 4 years wherever it leads. He/she is going to be extremely busy

Posted by: SamIam at November 06, 2024 02:20 AM (oasF3)

300 LOL, we got the McCarthy seat back with the Baldwin loss?

Fantastic.

Time to go commie hunting.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 06, 2024 02:20 AM (MNqqd)

301 >>> Rob Reiner
@robreiner A woman gave birth to each and every one of us. Tomorrow a woman will give birth to a renewal of our Democracy.

The left lets him decide who a woman is?

Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2024 02:20 AM (QAK8m)

302 my southern ohio appalachian heart is so happy right now

Posted by: tdpwells at November 06, 2024 02:20 AM (AnEwe)

303 Fuck it, I'm not going to the shop tomorrow. I'm drinking in. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2024 02:20 AM (VwHCD)

304 Rob Reiner
@robreiner
A woman gave birth to each and every one of us. Tomorrow a woman will give birth to a renewal of our Democracy.

How dare Rob assume the gender of my birthing person?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 06, 2024 02:20 AM (Y8lzz)

305 I want cameras rolling when the Hummer Hussie certifies the presidential election.

Posted by: Orson at November 06, 2024 02:20 AM (dIske)

306 Back up the garbage truck!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 06, 2024 02:20 AM (4p0Xq)

307 The beauty in this is that the Vice President is required to certify the decision of the electoral college.

Posted by: electronic means at November 06, 2024 02:20 AM (VV/8N)

308 They literally thought Cheney would have the same effect that RFK would

It’s insulting

Also I am reminded of the adage, if you want a sense of how much God loves you, watch and see how stupid He makes your enemies

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 06, 2024 02:20 AM (M7vhK)

309 A woman gave birth to each and every one of us. Tomorrow a woman will give birth to a renewal of our Democracy.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 06, 2024 02:18 AM (TGPs7)

LOL in a way......

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 02:21 AM (lX8VI)

310 266 Bannon war room. Watching on Roku streaming real America's voice

Posted by: whig's phone at November 06, 2024 02:21 AM (ctrM5)

311 CNN asshats are fondly recalling how Kamala just schooled Donald Trump sooooo badly in that debate.

If that's what gets you through the night, kiddies, cling to it.

Posted by: Sam Adams at November 06, 2024 02:21 AM (KEWDx)

312 Drudge Report: WORLD IN SHOCK
Posted by: Mister Ghost

I spit on the rest of the world. They have the same problem as our states - they didn't tell the United Stated Federal government to pound sand when they came offering money.

If they'd said no, they wouldn't have to care so much who was US president.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 06, 2024 02:21 AM (cSS7r)

313 2016 was more unbelievable.

2024 was more necessary.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 02:21 AM (KbCG3)

314 Lots of nics who have been doing real life things popping in! Good to see you all.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 02:21 AM (zlGo9)

315 Holy Skit!

Brown is leading Rosen in NV.

If it holds, that would be a yuumongous upset!

Posted by: mnw at November 06, 2024 02:21 AM (NLIak)

316 We almost drove off the cliff.

Posted by: 13times at November 06, 2024 02:21 AM (jak7A)

317 so if the anti-"Meatball" people don't stop grinding their axes as we attempt to celebrate, you will be banned.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2024 02:21 AM (KRtlO)

318 I count 47 flags on the stage.

Hard to count, so I may be wrong, but if that is planned -- golf clap to whoever did it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is the end of the junta at November 06, 2024 02:21 AM (mBPMN)

319 PUDDING CUP FLAMING SKULL!!!!

I love this place! 😊🎉💋

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, Plucky Comic Relief, Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade at November 06, 2024 02:21 AM (SRRAx)

320 I hope Trump already has a total no-nonsense badass AG in mind that will not hesitate to look back over the last 4 years wherever it leads. He/she is going to be extremely busy

Posted by: SamIam at November 06, 2024 02:20 AM (oasF3)

MAGA- Make Attila great Again.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2024 02:21 AM (VwHCD)

321 Jeff Flake.
Liz Cheney
Dick Cheney
Fred Upton
Adam Kinzinger

Hard to believe that powerhouse team didn't deliver a 50 state sweep.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 06, 2024 02:18 AM (MNqqd)

-----------

Kommie-la even received the coveted Putin endorsement!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 06, 2024 02:21 AM (jfKqs)

322 Mollie
@MZHemingway

Charlie Hurt points out that not only has Trump decisively won but this is the absolute end of the old Republican Party. New GOP is more durable, more working class, with a brighter future.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 06, 2024 02:21 AM (6pubT)

323 Yep. Hitting the tip jar in the morning.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder,

This. Ace and the team are priceless.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Peanut at November 06, 2024 02:22 AM (nBStl)

324 Where will the Trump speech be streamed?

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 06, 2024 02:22 AM (NZnln)

325 I woke up to check out what's going on. Hallelujah!

Posted by: fd at November 06, 2024 02:22 AM (vFG9F)

326 alexthechick ... more than pretty. Delightful. Thank you for the wonderful memory.

Posted by: SecondcityLurker at November 06, 2024 02:22 AM (MEbkQ)

327 Really want a DU update

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 06, 2024 02:22 AM (IG4Id)

328 Kamala refusing to concede.
Posted by: whig's
---------

Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
the band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
and somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
but there is no joy in Mudville—mighty Kammie has struck out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2024 02:22 AM (XeU6L)

329 I'm in Canada but I'm still willing to help pick up the suicide bodies of distraught Progs.

And I dvr'd 'The View.'

That should help with the erection.

Or I'll just picturing each of them 70 years younger.

And skinny, athletic and hot.

And maybe as other women.

Damn victory erections....

Posted by: Stateless...drinking early while doing chores. at November 06, 2024 02:22 AM (jvJvP)

330 Great to see Doug Burgum front and center. Hope he gets a big job in the Trump cabinet. Maybe Secretary of Energy.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2024 02:17 AM (LkLld)

He's a lock for a cabinet post. He could have run for governor again but instead threw all his cards in with Trump.

Posted by: Vendette at November 06, 2024 02:22 AM (YrlwH)

331 He/she is going to be extremely busy

***********

He needs someone young and beyond pissed off and ready to napalm the deep state with vengeance and fire

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 06, 2024 02:22 AM (M7vhK)

332 Honest question, AP still hasn't called it. Can the outstanding states still be reversed?

Posted by: CA Token at November 06, 2024 02:22 AM (2+yws)

333 Mollie
@MZHemingway

Charlie Hurt points out that not only has Trump decisively won but this is the absolute end of the old Republican Party. New GOP is more durable, more working class, with a brighter future.

==

I like it!

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 02:22 AM (V13WU)

334 I had a skull all ready to go in 2020. Way too painful I couldn't take that chance again.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 02:23 AM (lX8VI)

335 303 Fuck it, I'm not going to the shop tomorrow. I'm drinking in. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2024 02:20 AM (VwHCD)

/Clinks Glass
Skal!

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 02:23 AM (QAkQ3)

336 So, any riots ??

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 02:23 AM (V13WU)

337 FOX talking heads pointed out the nevertrumpers are dead now, their words irrelevant. This please!

Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2024 02:23 AM (QAK8m)

338 America just needed to let her be clear.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 02:23 AM (lX8VI)

339 Time to liberate Greenland from the frost giants.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 06, 2024 02:23 AM (PM7HD)

340 Jack Straw, Thanks for keeping the faith. Cheers from Mass to Rhode Island!!! No republican can break that 30-35% vote total here, Trump did well in your state tonight.

Hi neighbor, have a Gansett.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 06, 2024 02:23 AM (Sgq8y)

341 Hey, Puddleglum-- feelin' better tonight?

youtube.com/watch?v=EVcpKjXYa5c

Posted by: JQ at November 06, 2024 02:23 AM (njWTi)

342 Really want a DU update

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 06, 2024 02:22 AM (IG4Id)

That would be gold.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 02:23 AM (i24o9)

343 >>@robreiner
A woman gave birth to each and every one of us. Tomorrow a woman will give birth to a renewal of our Democracy.

What if she killed democracy in the womb because muh career, it's imperfect, or I can't remember the father's name?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2024 02:23 AM (scDBq)

344 All y'all have no idea how difficult it is to write on your own cleavage with lipstick.

That was like attempt six.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 06, 2024 02:24 AM (1YfKX)

345 Back up the garbage truck!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 06, 2024 02:20 AM (4p0Xq)

------------

Trump showing up at The Inauguration wearing a Hefty Trash Bag would be EPIC!

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 06, 2024 02:24 AM (jfKqs)

346 CNN asshats are fondly recalling how Kamala just schooled Donald Trump sooooo badly in that debate.

*************

They literally said she ran a flawless campaign

Flawless

I… whut?

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 06, 2024 02:24 AM (M7vhK)

347 I’m not anti-DeSantis in the least.
In fact I’m going to enjoy the matchup between him and Vance in 2028.

May the best man win the nomination and carry on Trump’s legacy to 2032 and beyond.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 06, 2024 02:24 AM (6ydKt)

348 I should have bought the dow today

Posted by: james at November 06, 2024 02:24 AM (AFz9H)

349 Kamala refusing to concede is I guess somehow normal. Trump doing the same same is inappropriate. OK, I guess that's not weird.

Posted by: Carlyl at November 06, 2024 02:24 AM (vzCvX)

350 America just needed to let her be clear.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 02:23 AM (lX8VI)

America positioned her to suck eggs.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 02:24 AM (i24o9)

351 All y'all have no idea how difficult it is to write on your own cleavage with lipstick.

That was like attempt six.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 06, 2024 02:24 AM

LOL. Well done either way!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 06, 2024 02:24 AM (4p0Xq)

352 216 Kellyanne just thanked the ladies of The View. Heh
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 06, 2024 02:13 AM (aRslG)

She's a treasure.

Posted by: m at November 06, 2024 02:24 AM (VnUSN)

353 While we’re plotting revenge, let’s not forget that little assh*le in Kiev. He participated in the first impeachment hoax and helped get Biden elected so he would get his war funded.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 06, 2024 02:24 AM (vLxSK)

354 Trump et al on stage!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2024 02:24 AM (XeU6L)

355 The Man comes to stage

Posted by: Josephistan at November 06, 2024 02:24 AM (9XPe8)

356 Trump speaking now.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 02:24 AM (i24o9)

357 336 So, any riots ??
Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 02:23 AM (V13WU)

Too late tonight... scheduled for sunset tomorrow is my SWAG (Scientific Wild Ass Guess)

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 02:24 AM (QAkQ3)

358 Trump coming on!

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 06, 2024 02:25 AM (M7vhK)

359 Here we go

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 02:25 AM (QupYp)

360 I'm looking forward to the mass migration from Hollywood and of course Bono driving off a cliff.

Posted by: fd at November 06, 2024 02:25 AM (vFG9F)

361 There are always two... a Master, and an Apprentice...

Wait.... Apprentice.... sounds... familiar...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 02:18 AM

Darth POTUS....I can work with that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 06, 2024 02:25 AM (Wnv9h)

362 Here he is

Posted by: james at November 06, 2024 02:25 AM (AFz9H)

363 FOX talking heads pointed out the nevertrumpers are dead now, their words irrelevant. This please!

But is a hot dog a sandwich?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at November 06, 2024 02:25 AM (Y8lzz)

364 Chunk says Democrats need to become "populist". Always a challenge to the commies to get people to line up in front of the skull ditches for you.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 02:25 AM (lX8VI)

365
@elonmusk
The future is gonna be fantastic!

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at November 06, 2024 02:25 AM (NFX2v)

366 Please God, please allow Sam Brown to be my Senator.

And Trump!

Posted by: Czech Chick at November 06, 2024 02:25 AM (fpVC1)

367 Woohoo!! Trump is appearing to claim the win!!

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 06, 2024 02:25 AM (XjTSo)

368 Trump is on.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 02:25 AM (V13WU)

369 I am so happy because we would have been utterly screwed if Harris had won. She's an empty, lazy, incompetent narcissist/psychopath. And the thought of that lying creep Walz being a heartbeat away. *shudder*

Posted by: chique at November 06, 2024 02:17 AM (0efB3)

Now Walz can waltz his silly ass into a gas giant.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2024 02:25 AM (VwHCD)

370 I was wondering where Betserker was! Early birthday present for ya! 😁

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at November 06, 2024 02:25 AM (Vvh2V)

371
An R winning the popular vote........ wowwwww................

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 02:25 AM (lX8VI)

372 Taking the stage

Posted by: Duke Lowell, MAGA Viking at November 06, 2024 02:25 AM (u73oe)

373 VROOOM

VROOOM!!!!

VROOOOOOMMM!!!!!

[[[clunkleclunkleclunkle]]]]

[[[ping! ping! ping!]]]

Fuck this. I'm rich.

Posted by: Bono at November 06, 2024 02:25 AM (CCBVT)

374 Damn Baron is tall.

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 02:25 AM (QupYp)

375 337 FOX talking heads pointed out the nevertrumpers are dead now, their words irrelevant. This please!

Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2024 02:23 AM (QAK8m)

Jonah Goldberg, David French, and Bill Kristol walk into a bar....

Posted by: kbdabear at November 06, 2024 02:25 AM (6pubT)

376 Trump up.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 06, 2024 02:25 AM (paSBy)

377 >> @robreiner
A woman gave birth to each and every one of us.
———
But remember, not every woman has a penis.

Posted by: electronic means at November 06, 2024 02:25 AM (VV/8N)

378 Dude, Baron, 2032

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 06, 2024 02:25 AM (IG4Id)

379 Holy crap, Baron is tall.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 02:25 AM (i24o9)

380 "Kamala, Kamala, Kamala Chameleon....

You stupid Ho! You stupid Ho!"

(With apologies to Culture Club)

Posted by: Sam Adams at November 06, 2024 02:25 AM (KEWDx)

381 Az report , pollster trump needs to win by 5 or more to carry lake over the line. Source az state senator. Maricopa will resume counting at six am. From war room

Posted by: whig's phone at November 06, 2024 02:25 AM (ctrM5)

382 >>> 360 I'm looking forward to the mass migration from Hollywood and of course Bono driving off a cliff.
Posted by: fd at November 06, 2024 02:25 AM (vFG9F)

Countdown to him saying it was a metaphor?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 02:25 AM (zlGo9)

383 It is so nice to see Melania back up on that stage again.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2024 02:26 AM (S6gqv)

384 It is nice to have a super model first lady again

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 06, 2024 02:26 AM (gsqss)

385 Geeze, Barron is a giant.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2024 02:26 AM (XeU6L)

386 Barron is there!

Holy shit. I know he's 6'9" but seeing him tower over Eric who is, what, 6'4" himself, is ridiculous.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 06, 2024 02:26 AM (1YfKX)

387 I'd give anything for Trump to tell McDonald's he has to put in his two week notice.

He can keep the garbage job.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 02:26 AM (KbCG3)

388 Young Trump on Oprah.

Always worth watching, especially on a night like this.

https://is.gd/RrDVcx

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 02:26 AM (lX8VI)

389

The 47th President!!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2024 02:26 AM (UgzfQ)

390 Prezzie up

Posted by: whig's phone at November 06, 2024 02:26 AM (ctrM5)

391 Excellent work on the coverage, Ace

and all the commenters too

Tonight was every bit as astonishing as that night in 2016
hopefully this represents a sea change in American politics

maybe even the beginning of the end for progressivism

Good night!

Posted by: Don Black- penny for the guy! at November 06, 2024 02:26 AM (/7KEl)

392 Trump on stage!

Posted by: Toad-0 at November 06, 2024 02:26 AM (cct0t)

393 An R winning the popular vote........ wowwwww................

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 02:25 AM (lX8VI)

They injected ca. 20 M votes into the process in 2020?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 02:26 AM (i24o9)

394 >>He's a lock for a cabinet post. He could have run for governor again but instead threw all his cards in with Trump.

Well no. He threw his cards in to run for president.

He was a college roommate of one of my best friends. Both brilliant guys. I like business guys running the country instead of lawyers.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2024 02:26 AM (LkLld)

395 CBC airing Trump's victory speech!

Lee Greenwood on now.

Hope he declares war...

Posted by: Stateless...drinking early while doing chores. at November 06, 2024 02:26 AM (jvJvP)

396 Trump about to make a speech.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 06, 2024 02:27 AM (6ydKt)

397 381 Az report , pollster trump needs to win by 5 or more to carry lake over the line. Source az state senator. Maricopa will resume counting at six am. From war room

Posted by: whig's phone at November 06, 2024 02:25 AM (ctrM5)

So there's a chance?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 02:27 AM (KbCG3)

398 Hallelujah!!!

Posted by: KungPow at November 06, 2024 02:27 AM (Rw2Dy)

399 Looks like the communists will win the house. Ugh. Oh well we have the senate. So trump judges will be confirmed. Good enough for me.

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 02:27 AM (QupYp)

400 You will cower before me!

Posted by: Barron at November 06, 2024 02:27 AM (Y8lzz)

401 Hi neighbor, have a Gansett.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 06, 2024 02:23 AM

Cheers, DDS! It's a good day.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 06, 2024 02:27 AM (Wnv9h)

402 our new pres elect is speaking now

Posted by: N at November 06, 2024 02:27 AM (8XibL)

403 346 CNN asshats are fondly recalling how Kamala just schooled Donald Trump sooooo badly in that debate.

*************

They literally said she ran a flawless campaign

Flawless

I… whut?
=========
They've been hitting that Heinie Wine pretty hard, haven't they?

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 06, 2024 02:27 AM (XjTSo)

404
Ill bet my left nut he got a call from malaka ...

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2024 02:27 AM (UgzfQ)

405 A gorgeous First Lady again

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 02:27 AM (lX8VI)

406 Really want a DU update

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 06, 2024 02:22 AM (IG4Id)

That would be gold.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 02:23 AM (i24o9)

--------------

BREAKING: Hell’s Gate Cult Members Found Dead of Drano Overdoses; Left Their Bodily “Containers” in Order to Enter an Alien Spacecraft Hidden Behind the Hail-Trump Comet.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 06, 2024 02:27 AM (jfKqs)

407 >>> But is a hot dog a sandwich?

My gen z stepson has a chart... a hot dog is a taco. Thinking it's a sandwich is so beta and Jonah has no rizz.

Also, lasagna is italian cake, it has layers. Discuss.

Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2024 02:27 AM (QAK8m)

408 JD Vance , VP -elect. So awesome.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 02:27 AM (V13WU)

409 Jonah Goldberg, David French, and Bill Kristol walk into a bar....

The manager runs out and yells "Get to work, those tables aren't going to bus themselves!"

Posted by: kbdabear at November 06, 2024 02:27 AM (6pubT)

410 Wooooo! chant USA! USA!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2024 02:27 AM (XeU6L)

411 Why is Johnson on stage. Rat fuck.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 06, 2024 02:27 AM (4p0Xq)

412 U. S A

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 02:27 AM (QupYp)

413 Hallelujah!!!
Posted by: KungPow

That's my line next Saturday night. Live.

Posted by: Maya Rudolph at November 06, 2024 02:27 AM (Y8lzz)

414
I have a feeling she conceded.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2024 02:27 AM (UgzfQ)

415 Is Barron seven feet tall?

Melania gorgeous as always.

Posted by: spindrift at November 06, 2024 02:27 AM (m8AQl)

416 403 346 CNN asshats are fondly recalling how Kamala just schooled Donald Trump sooooo badly in that debate.

*************

They literally said she ran a flawless campaign

Flawless

I… whut?
=========
They've been hitting that Heinie Wine pretty hard, haven't they?
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 06, 2024 02:27 AM (XjTSo)

Which means that Trump is better than flawless.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 02:28 AM (KbCG3)

417 Rickey Sides
@rickeysides
Did anybody else watch Juan Williams lose his shit and make a fool of himself?
Video: x.com/rickeysides/status/1854053328545607715 0:00 / 4:51
10:48 PM · Nov 5, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 06, 2024 02:28 AM (9aVck)

418 alexthechick

We would have gladly volunteered to help!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 06, 2024 02:28 AM (u82oZ)

419 Last 4 years seem like a bad dream...

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 02:28 AM (V13WU)

420 341:

https://youtu.be/8g6h1vI4Xv0?si=N_80ewDpJZMTMy3K

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 06, 2024 02:28 AM (sAmhv)

421 Please invade Canada.....

Posted by: Stateless...drinking early while doing chores. at November 06, 2024 02:28 AM (jvJvP)

422 Who should be Vance’s VP in 2028?

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 02:28 AM (QupYp)

423 I figured there was a reason Google chose the AP to run their results. They can't lie about the numbers but they can "fortify" the election by pretending the numbers don't say what they say.
Buckle up.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 02:28 AM (gKWVE)

424 369 I am so happy because we would have been utterly screwed if Harris had won. She's an empty, lazy, incompetent narcissist/psychopath. And the thought of that lying creep Walz being a heartbeat away. *shudder*

Posted by: chique at November 06, 2024 02:17 AM (0efB3)

Now Walz can waltz his silly ass into a gas giant.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2024 02:25 AM (VwHCD)

---

She was installed to pencil whip a bunch of bad policies and legislation that would allow the elitists of the world to control us... and they fuckin hate us

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 06, 2024 02:28 AM (q1ZgM)

425 He's on. Let it be different, be better for all of us this time.

Posted by: L - If ... Cellphone at November 06, 2024 02:28 AM (NFX2v)

426 Trump up! 😊😊😊

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, Plucky Comic Relief, Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade at November 06, 2024 02:28 AM (SRRAx)

427 Trump will be our President again

Let that sink in

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 06, 2024 02:29 AM (M7vhK)

428 President Trump!! Yeah baby!!!!

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 06, 2024 02:29 AM (vJiyU)

429 Praise the Lord

Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at November 06, 2024 02:29 AM (hTBp0)

430 A gorgeous First Lady again

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 02:27 AM (lX8VI)

-------------

A Supermodel who will, once again, grace precisely zero magazine covers -- unlike the Gorgeous All-Pro Defensive End Michael Obama, who "graced" hundreds.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 06, 2024 02:29 AM (jfKqs)

431 422 Who should be Vance’s VP in 2028?

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 02:28 AM (QupYp)

Tulsi. Let's just cement this shit and defeat the establishment.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 02:29 AM (KbCG3)

432 Central, yes. Last drop of ballots met that std.

Posted by: whig's phone at November 06, 2024 02:29 AM (ctrM5)

433 Trump is 6' 3" and look how Baron towers over him.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 06, 2024 02:29 AM (NZnln)

434 WAIT,

VICTORY BOOBS!

Are there victory boobs?

Posted by: Stateless...drinking early while doing chores. at November 06, 2024 02:29 AM (jvJvP)

435 >>> 419 Last 4 years seem like a bad dream...
Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 02:28 AM (V13WU)

Don't worry, there's still plenty of work to be done.

I think I will *finally* have a beverage before going to sleep tonight.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 02:29 AM (zlGo9)

436 347 I’m not anti-DeSantis in the least.
In fact I’m going to enjoy the matchup between him and Vance in 2028.

May the best man win the nomination and carry on Trump’s legacy to 2032 and beyond.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 06, 2024 02:24 AM (6ydKt)

I like DeSantis a lot, think he’s a brilliant manager - but Vance has a genius for public speaking, he rips stupid reporters to shreds. I think that gives him the edge.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2024 02:29 AM (S6gqv)

437 Is Barron seven feet tall?

Melania gorgeous as always.
Posted by: spindrift at November 06, 2024 02:27 AM (m8AQl)

Per President ReElected Trump, Barron is 6'9".

Posted by: alexthechick at November 06, 2024 02:29 AM (1YfKX)

438 Praise the Lord

Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at November 06, 2024 02:29 AM (hTBp0)

Amen

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 02:29 AM (lX8VI)

439 Golden Age of America.

Yeah baby.

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 02:30 AM (QupYp)

440
I was wrong. If she had called him, he would've led off with that.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2024 02:30 AM (UgzfQ)

441 Who should be Vance’s VP in 2028?
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer

Sarah Huckabee Sanders. She will have had 12 years as governor of Arkansas.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 06, 2024 02:30 AM (0ZV5S)

442 Play the Sabaton clip now?
Now?
NOW?

https://youtu.be/Lv1FE88JVps?si=jJYHAwMKwvBbs6Ao

Yes now.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 06, 2024 02:30 AM (lhenN)

443 Who should be Vance’s VP in 2028?

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 02:28 AM (QupYp)

---------------

Donald Trump, Jr.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 06, 2024 02:30 AM (jfKqs)

444 432 Central, yes. Last drop of ballots met that std.

Posted by: whig's phone at November 06, 2024 02:29 AM (ctrM5)

I'm getting greedy. I want to win it all.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 02:30 AM (KbCG3)

445 Barron Clegane

Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 02:30 AM (gKWVE)

446 Posted by: chique at November 06, 2024 02:17 AM (0efB3)

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2024 02:25 AM (VwHCD)

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 06, 2024 02:28 AM (q1ZgM)

Look at all these longtimers here tonight.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 02:30 AM (i24o9)

447 I was wondering where Betserker was! Early birthday present for ya! 😁

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at November 06, 2024 02:25 AM (Vvh2V)

Damn right. A repeat of 2016!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2024 02:30 AM (VwHCD)

448 Suck it, Grover Cleveland! I'm in your club now!

Posted by: Donald J. Trump, 45th and 47th President of the United States at November 06, 2024 02:30 AM (HnUIn)

449 >>> 422 Who should be Vance’s VP in 2028?

Vivek like cake. Gen x duo baby!

Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2024 02:30 AM (QAK8m)

450 JQ

I'm fine. I always try to keep a level head. Probably that 'stiff upper lip' that comes with my English ancestry

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 06, 2024 02:30 AM (sAmhv)

451 Confirmed - Trump won the popular vote.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 02:30 AM (V13WU)

452 344 All y'all have no idea how difficult it is to write on your own cleavage with lipstick.

That was like attempt six.

OMG ... and there were so many willing morons ready to help!

Posted by: SecondcityLurker at November 06, 2024 02:30 AM (MEbkQ)

453 Vance / Vivek 2028

The Killer Vs

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 02:31 AM (QupYp)

454 I'm happy for you, America.

Lotsa purging, cleaning and repairing to do. I hope the Republicans do it as thoroughly and brutally as possible.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 06, 2024 02:31 AM (YCddP)

455 At least TWO SCJs. Make 'em great ones Mr. President!!

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 06, 2024 02:31 AM (vJiyU)

456 Wonder where Blago is. Probably getting the talking points for tomorrow. Or we won't see him until the midterms when he reminds us about abortion being toxic to the Important Karens.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 02:31 AM (lX8VI)

457 DeathSantis is doing quite well in FL, and I like how he's setting trends amongst his peers.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 02:31 AM (zlGo9)

458 451 Confirmed - Trump won the popular vote.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 02:30 AM (V13WU)

That's bonkers.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 02:31 AM (KbCG3)

459 WAIT,

VICTORY BOOBS!

Are there victory boobs?

Posted by: Stateless...drinking early while doing chores. at November 06, 2024 02:29 AM (jvJvP)

------------

See # 248.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 06, 2024 02:31 AM (jfKqs)

460 Nood prezzie address thread up

Posted by: whig's phone at November 06, 2024 02:31 AM (ctrM5)

461 405 A gorgeous First Lady again
Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 02:27 AM (lX8VI)
______
You'll never guess that from the fashion magazines.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2024 02:31 AM (1bNHn)

462 CHIQUE!!! Lovely to see you!

It's like Cheers in here.

Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2024 02:31 AM (QAK8m)

463 My doubts about Vivek remain unchanged.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 06, 2024 02:32 AM (YCddP)

464 Wonder where Blago is.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 02:31 AM (lX8VI)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 02:32 AM (i24o9)

465
Blago was kinda optimistic earlier today. I was surprised.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2024 02:32 AM (UgzfQ)

466 DeathSantis is doing quite well in FL, and I like how he's setting trends amongst his peers.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Yes, an excellent choice.

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 06, 2024 02:32 AM (vJiyU)

467 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 02:30 AM (i24o9)

👋👋👋

Posted by: chique at November 06, 2024 02:32 AM (0efB3)

468 I was just at the store and forgot to get pudding.

What a moron.

Posted by: DaveA at November 06, 2024 02:32 AM (FhXTo)

469 AP calls PA! 267 votes. Alaska will swing it

Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 02:33 AM (gKWVE)

470 Tell me kamala is phoning Trump at least
Posted by: james at November 06, 2024 02:00

See, I told you she was lazy!
DRT- also known as 45-47

Posted by: Farmer at November 06, 2024 02:33 AM (UyU0M)

471 What were the house numbers? I saw earlier it was close.

Posted by: Megthered at November 06, 2024 02:33 AM (mAWUX)

472 At least TWO SCJs. Make 'em great ones Mr. President!!

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 06, 2024 02:31 AM (vJiyU)

--------------

God Bless Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito!

I think Ted Cruz should have accepted a SCOTUS nomination last time ... but not so sure now.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 06, 2024 02:33 AM (jfKqs)

473 Hi Lizlem! Lovely to see you! I thought I'd drop in to celebrate. 🙂

Posted by: chique at November 06, 2024 02:34 AM (0efB3)

474 What a night. I feel vindicated. Have a lovely night, morons.

Posted by: Caiwyn at November 06, 2024 02:34 AM (YDB6U)

475 Lol NYT just called PA and has it at 267.

Posted by: james at November 06, 2024 02:34 AM (AFz9H)

476 The Presidency, the Senate and the House!

Posted by: L - If ... Cellphone at November 06, 2024 02:34 AM (NFX2v)

477 all those naysayers who said Vance was a drag and eat one.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 02:35 AM (gKWVE)

478 I thought Backlava was lasagna.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 02:35 AM (fV+MH)

479 'msdnc' lulz

Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 02:35 AM (gKWVE)

480 61 No recounts. No mass mail in votes. No fuckery. He won that big.

Donald J Trump is the going to be the 47th President of the United States of America.

He beat all of them. This is one of the most remarkable things I've ever seen.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2024 02:03 AM

Perfectly said.

My Dem Facebook friends (I know) are in a total state of shock. No pathos and bathos yet. Yet. Tomorrow is gonna be fuuuuunnnnn.......

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at November 06, 2024 02:36 AM (xverI)

481 I think Mary C. just needs a good shagging. Volunteers?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 06, 2024 02:36 AM (XMwZJ)

482 Vance is going to be an awesome VP.

This is going to be a great team.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2024 02:36 AM (LkLld)

483 My question still stands, can any of the states, not done counting, but called for Trump, be overturned?

Posted by: CA Token at November 06, 2024 02:36 AM (2+yws)

484 Current view:

https://tinyurl.com/4eyrp5ct

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 06, 2024 02:36 AM (Y8lzz)

485 I trust Vance a lot more than Pence, that’s for damn sure,

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 06, 2024 02:36 AM (6ydKt)

486 451 Confirmed - Trump won the popular vote.
Posted by: runner
........................
Commueocrats and Never Trumpinistas

Our prescious democracy must be preserved by WEF!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 06, 2024 02:36 AM (sAmhv)

487 Are there victory boobs?
Posted by: Stateless...drinking early while doing chores. at November 06, 2024 02:29 AM (jvJvP)

AoS Style Manual requires them to be referred to as tits.
Please re-frame your question accordingly.

Posted by: sal at November 06, 2024 02:37 AM (f+FmA)

488 Well Hordlings? Our long national nightmare is over. But the clean-up from the damage of the Obama/Biden, Biden/Harris administrations and the petulant, sore loser Hillary is just beginning.

Greetings from Singapore where I took most of the day off from work to monitor the returns. There was a bit of nail-biting at the beginning, but it became clear that, with Trump competitive in places like Virginia (although he eventually lost it), he was going to out-perform Harris where it mattered, in the swing states. I was correct in my pre-election call that he would likely take Wisconsin and PA while re-taking the clearly stolen states of GA and AZ. Now it remains to be seen how long Trump's coattails are. Hopefully long enough to cement a working House majority. The re-taking of the Senate by a healthy margin is icing on the cake (whilst ditching the ever annoying Never Trumper Hogan is just **Chef's kiss**).

My two biggest take away of all this are the following:

Organizational skill matters. The re-vamped MAGA RNC was an actual force to be reckoned with and it showed.

Dems should have just left Trump alone. By attacking him non stop they made him a heroic figure.

Posted by: Publius Redux at November 06, 2024 02:37 AM (Gu66x)

489 481 I think Mary C. just needs a good shagging. Volunteers?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 06, 2024 02:36 AM (XMwZJ)

Not it!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 06, 2024 02:37 AM (YrTFn)

490 This is too easy. What kind of nefarious shenanigans do they have up their sleeves? Something tells me that we are being duped.

Posted by: Poleaux at November 06, 2024 02:37 AM (EYRKb)

491
See # 248.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 06, 2024 02:31 AM (jfKqs

Thanks!1

Posted by: Stateless...drinking early while doing chores. at November 06, 2024 02:38 AM (jvJvP)

492 This is too easy. What kind of nefarious shenanigans do they have up their sleeves? Something tells me that we are being duped.
Posted by: Poleaux

Easy? Man, I'd like to see your definition of difficult.

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 06, 2024 02:39 AM (vJiyU)

493 I'm happy for you, America.

Lotsa purging, cleaning and repairing to do. I hope the Republicans do it as thoroughly and brutally as possible.
Posted by: Biden's Dog
-------

Thank you for dropping by, and the words.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2024 02:39 AM (XeU6L)

494 ELON

Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 02:39 AM (gKWVE)

495 Donald salutes Elon.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2024 02:40 AM (XeU6L)

496 For the fourth time tonight, I say... Nood.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 06, 2024 02:40 AM (YrTFn)

497 @KurtSchlichter

Remember, a lot of progressive people are going to be very upset and emotionally vulnerable about Donald Trump winning again.

So, this is a great opportunity to screw with them.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 06, 2024 02:40 AM (6pubT)

498 RETVRN

As promised, VT3

https://tinyurl.com/yhrfkhdz
Posted by: alexthechick at November 06, 2024 02:16 AM (1YfKX)

Woot!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2024 02:40 AM (n4JOE)

499 Thank you, Ace and the cobs, as well as Dave in Fla.
You will never know how much useful info and hope you gave people.
So good to see so many old friends commenting tonight.
Looking forward to a new and hopeful day.

Posted by: sal at November 06, 2024 02:40 AM (f+FmA)

500 Ha! Trump mentions Helenne and NC!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2024 02:42 AM (XeU6L)

501 I am so happy because we would have been utterly screwed if Harris had won. She's an empty, lazy, incompetent narcissist/psychopath. And the thought of that lying creep Walz being a heartbeat away. *shudder*
Posted by: chique at November 06, 2024 02:17 AM (0efB3)

Another long-lost 'Ette checks in. Hurray!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2024 02:42 AM (n4JOE)

502 Trump kinda sounds like Milton from Office Space :^x

Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 02:42 AM (gKWVE)

503 May God protect President Trump and these United States.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 06, 2024 02:43 AM (rtIvC)

504 Posted by: chique at November 06, 2024 02:17 AM (0efB3)

Chique!

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at November 06, 2024 02:43 AM (Vvh2V)

505 Once again the AZ dot gov disgraces the state on the national stage.

Time to look at replacing it outside the Maricopa County v
vote.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at November 06, 2024 02:44 AM (l7Kbv)

506 Imagine the creeps who would have been on Kamala's stage.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2024 02:44 AM (XeU6L)

507 Now let's win the House too. Sweep the whole fucking thing.

Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 06, 2024 02:45 AM (8Qbd8)

508 480 61 No recounts. No mass mail in votes. No fuckery. He won that big.

Donald J Trump is the going to be the 47th President of the United States of America.

He beat all of them. This is one of the most remarkable things I've ever seen.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2024 02:03 AM

Agree - and I would add: Let us not forget that Trump not only defeated Harris as a presidential candidate, but also defeated Biden. He literally defeated two democratic presidential nominees in one election cycle. This is truly historic.

Pax Ex

Posted by: Publius Redux at November 06, 2024 02:46 AM (Gu66x)

509 Harris didn't outperform Biden in any county in the USA. Take away the cheat in 2020, maybe but no

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 06, 2024 02:46 AM (aRslG)

510 Best acceptance speech ever.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Peanut at November 06, 2024 02:47 AM (nBStl)

511 NOW can we get Trump some legitimate personal security?

Posted by: Sam Adams at November 06, 2024 02:47 AM (KEWDx)

512 Night all , probably be up at six

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 06, 2024 02:47 AM (aRslG)

513 I imagine Kamala, half drunk, shouting at her staff, 'You mfckrs let me make a fool of myself!'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2024 02:49 AM (XeU6L)

514 So, this is a great opportunity to screw with them.
Posted by: kbdabear

Kurt projecting a little Kelly Turnbull.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Peanut at November 06, 2024 02:49 AM (nBStl)

515 @503 NemoMeImpuneLacessit,

Amen!

Posted by: Sam Adams at November 06, 2024 02:50 AM (KEWDx)

516 Our enemies need to be nervous.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Peanut at November 06, 2024 02:51 AM (nBStl)

517 'I will not let you down...'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2024 02:52 AM (XeU6L)

518 The guy has the stamina of an elephant.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2024 02:53 AM (XeU6L)

519 CNN is claiming Trump still hasn't won.

Posted by: Sam Adams at November 06, 2024 02:53 AM (KEWDx)

520 CNN is claiming Trump still hasn't won.
Posted by: Sam Adams
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As is ABC.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2024 02:54 AM (XeU6L)

521 Baron is going to be playing power forward for the Knicks in a couple years.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2024 02:55 AM (LkLld)

522 Hi AOP and Tammy! I'm off now. Enjoy your night! It's a good day.

Posted by: chique at November 06, 2024 02:55 AM (0efB3)

523 Watched the acceptance speech on ABC. They still haven't called it . They have Trump at 266. The pain on David Muir 's face and in his voice is almost as good as tears.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Peanut at November 06, 2024 02:59 AM (nBStl)

524 Ditto sal, TY ace and all. What a fun night. This reminds of a Reagan quote, something about a new morning in America.

Posted by: Farmer at November 06, 2024 03:05 AM (UyU0M)

525 Watched the acceptance speech on ABC. They still haven't called it . They have Trump at 266. The pain on David Muir 's face and in his voice is almost as good as tears.
Posted by: Sock Monkey
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'We just want to make sure the numbers are right'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2024 03:12 AM (XeU6L)

526 Shit, I need some sleep. How Trump stays on his feet I can't imagine.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2024 03:14 AM (XeU6L)

527 That is a blast from the past Miss Tammy and chique

Posted by: N at November 06, 2024 03:22 AM (8XibL)

528 What is interesting is for somebody to find out why harris ever agreed to this.

Posted by: N at November 06, 2024 03:23 AM (8XibL)

529 @528 I can answer for her, easy: "I grew up in a middle-class family..."

Posted by: im29too at November 06, 2024 03:40 AM (3NJyR)

530 What is interesting is for somebody to find out why harris ever agreed to this.

Posted by: N
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It always worked before.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2024 04:11 AM (XeU6L)

531
I imagine Kamala, half drunk, shouting at her staff, 'You mfckrs let me make a fool of myself!'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Voice from the back of the room: "Nah, you did a pretty good job of doing that all by yourself, girly girl!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 06, 2024 05:25 AM (xG4kz)

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