CNN, MSNBC Are Melting Down

With 45% of the Pennsylvania vote in -- and all of Harris's early-vote firewall all burned out -- Trump is about to take the lead, and I don't think he'll relinquish it once he has it.

The needle shows Trump with a likely 291 electoral votes.

The Times has moved NC from "lean R" to "likely R." I know Decision Desk already called it, but this is confirmation. Update: GA now moved to "likely R" as well. Update: Now GA is "Very Likely" for Trump.

That's it. I mean, he needs Arizona too, but I don't think even Maricopa County can print up enough votes to steal that one.

Deb Heine say they rate Pennsylvania as 75% likely to be won by Trump. Whoops: No, that was there call for the whole race. They say he's now up to an 86% chance of winning -- the needle is just outside the "Likely Trump" band. Update: And now the NYT admits: "Likely Trump" victory in the race.

I think we are at, as Gandalf called it, the turning of the tide.

We need NC, GA, and PA (or MI or WI) and AZ, which I assume Trump will win handily.

The Republicans in tight Senate races are now pulling even or pulling ahead.

I think the next couple of hours will be telling -- and good for us.

Youngkin says: Don't count Virginia for Harris.

551 519 231
'Youngkin is NOT conceding VA - just on Hannity...'
He shouldn't. Whoever called it for Harris interfered with the election.
................2020..................2024
Fairfax......69.9/28.0..........66.5/31.2 (59.6% reporting)
With 59.7% of the state reporting, Trump is up 48000 votes. Loudon and Prince WM are about completely counted. Fairfax is the only pocket of blue votes left.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 05, 2024 09:52 PM (3wi/L)

LOL:

103 Decision Desk has PULLED their VA Call!

Harris is now ahead of Trump in Va. NYT calls it Very Likely for Harris.

Hung Cao is trailing Tim Kaine 51-49 with 59% of the vote in. Come on, Hung Cao!

Tammy Baldwin is tied.

Moreno is beating Sherrod Brown by three points.

David McCormick is close to Trump in PA. If Trump wins PA, McCormick will probably flip the Senate seat, too.

JUST IN: Media outlets begin sharing their "anxiety" over the election results so far, with MSNBC host Joy Reid calling Florida an "extreme right-wing fascist state."

CNN: I can feel the anxiety in the [Harris] crowd.

MSNBC: Florida and that kind of extreme sort of extremist… pic.twitter.com/VyfclNWHDV
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) November 6, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 10:08 PM

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1 go Trump

Posted by: brak at November 05, 2024 10:09 PM (NGHTx)

2 Whoa

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:09 PM (ksjMr)

3 nyt needle now 77% Trump

Posted by: brak at November 05, 2024 10:09 PM (NGHTx)

4 Let’s do this !!

Posted by: Roxxee Roe at November 05, 2024 10:09 PM (++w+7)

5 My Lord in heaven the screeching over how we're a sexist nation who hate the vayjayjay

moar please

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 10:09 PM (M7vhK)

6 MAGA!!!!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (c/fkX)

7 JUST IN: Media outlets begin sharing their "anxiety" over the election results so far, with MSNBC host Joy Reid calling Florida an "extreme right-wing fascist state."
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Boy, I hope Trump wins just for the media montages. Those were great after '16.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (HnUIn)

8 Even if Trump loses, GOP is winning the Senate.

Posted by: toddg at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (dg2su)

9 Following things here all day, enjoying the show.

Posted by: From about That Time at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (4780s)

10 Current numbers in NM show even.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (ynpvh)

11 I told my more leftist liberal friends that I'd seen enough just before 10pm EST. Gonna be a weird week in Minneapolis political circles.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (k1Qly)

12 last

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (GBKbO)

13 When do the toilets explode?

Posted by: Inogame at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (dHj/p)

14 I'm trying not to get too excited yet...but there is some ice cream waiting for me once the kids get to bed...

(To EAT, you perverts)

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (Y+AMd)

15 I called it months ago that PA would be the difference and that the Dems could have had it easily, but their base was too anru-Semitic to accept Shapiro on the ticket. Really hope this trend continues and I'm correct because it's the absolute best kind of karma. Walz was such a monumentally dumb pick.

Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (8Qbd8)

16 Over on Portland Reddit, they are starting to despair:

Nights like tonight make me really aware that I live on a different planet from the rest of the country.

Posted by: the ARC of History! at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (uxCna)

17 needle update: 75% Trump
Posted by: brak

In other terms - 3:1

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 05, 2024 10:11 PM (/lPRQ)

18 Well folks, it is time for bed. If you drop this at three a.m. like last time, I’ll be very disappointed in you.

Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at November 05, 2024 10:11 PM (4TAOz)

19 Still insane that the Cackling Cocksucker has more than zero EVs...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 05, 2024 10:11 PM (coVxK)

20 Trump? Russia? Possible Collusion?

Great tune. Can't wait for the remix to drop.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2024 10:11 PM (DDGz9)

21 If I remember right I dont think NC was called until a week after the election in 2020

so if its being called this quick....

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 10:11 PM (M7vhK)

22 The meltdowns are the best part.

Posted by: Southern Man at November 05, 2024 10:11 PM (H0YeO)

23 Joy Reid is not Joyful

Posted by: jsg at November 05, 2024 10:11 PM (7kKPC)

24 Clearly Florida was stolen by Reikkkwing fascists. MSNBC should send a slate of alternate electors to the Electoral College.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 10:11 PM (vLxSK)

25 Apparently the NYT is predicting Trump will win the popular vote.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 05, 2024 10:11 PM (On29Z)

26 Charlie kirk is stressing me out. lol.

Posted by: Jaimo at November 05, 2024 10:11 PM (sOA7y)

27 Pure fascination at how putting the decision to the state’s residents is fascism.

Posted by: JC at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (s0Q4g)

28 Joy Reid reminds me of the bald black chick in Wicked.

Both are fucked in the head.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (Z8Yh2)

29 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (Zz0t1)

30 Should I be watching MSDNC?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (aD39U)

31 Let's get Lake in AZ so Mitch no longer matters...we need 53+

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (exHjb)

32 Apparently the NYT is predicting Trump will win the popular vote.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 05, 2024 10:11 PM (On29Z)

He's up 5 M now per Reuters.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (i24o9)

33 Wonder if Elon needs any satellites launched...turgid status is imminent

Posted by: a dude in MI at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (+I6Y/)

34 It moved

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (B9Prs)

35 It seems as though the RNC stopped PA from doing a 2020 and shutting down counting for the night.

Now I believe that the RNC actually changed for the better. I said they needed to prove it, and I think that's proof.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (GBKbO)

36 I'm starting to be a believer that this will be a win for trump. bigly.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (uCjyK)

37 I'm starting to be a believer that this will be a win for trump. bigly.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (uCjyK)

38 trump still leading VA by 2 with 66% in

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (M7vhK)

39 Heavens Door Ascension #5 for me.

Let's fucking do this!!!!!!!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (FAbrK)

40 Should I be watching MSDNC?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (aD39U)

I can't. I'll catch the recaps.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (i24o9)

41 Holy crap.

If Trump wins the EV and the PV, and wins all the swings, he's got a national mandate and everyone in the MsM can fuck. The. Fuck. Off

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:13 PM (RUMEY)

42 JUST IN: Media outlets begin sharing their "anxiety" over the election results so far, with MSNBC host Joy Reid calling Florida an "extreme right-wing fascist state."

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She licking the walls yet??

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:13 PM (V13WU)

43 Evil is as evil does. Then Dems are for chopping of kids genitals, killing babies, disarming us, removing free speech, and removing living by our religious ideals, amongst other things. Funny to see those promoting fascism calling those trying to retain freedoms for the people fascist.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2024 10:13 PM (ynpvh)

44 how can anybody still employ Donna Brazille?

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at November 05, 2024 10:13 PM (+E73v)

45 If you are in the west (especially looking at your Alaska) and you have voted, get out there...do NOT trust early results...heck Hawaii, go vote, too. Islands are flipping Trump's way, so you can, too!

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 10:13 PM (exHjb)

46 Joy Reid should be home packing up for her flight out of the country tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Roy at November 05, 2024 10:13 PM (z+ik4)

47 So what is going to happen now when Judge Merchan sentences Trump to prison in a few weeks?

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 05, 2024 10:13 PM (NZnln)

48 The NY Times Needle has Trump with 295 EV. This is so over.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 05, 2024 10:13 PM (tPMOE)

49 How long has FL been done counting? Other states should be embarrassed

Posted by: a dude in MI at November 05, 2024 10:13 PM (+I6Y/)

50 Now I believe that the RNC actually changed for the better. I said they needed to prove it, and I think that's proof.

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Whatley is a goddamned hero

isnt he the reason why NC has a supermajority?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 10:13 PM (M7vhK)

51 ddhq showing PDJT up by 12% in WI with 95% of the vote in, somehow...

IF that is true.... ho lee fuq

Posted by: sturmtodler at November 05, 2024 10:13 PM (nsSpm)

52 Virginia at 68%.
Trump - 49.2%
Harris - 49.0%

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 10:13 PM (6ydKt)

53 One landslide, please.

Posted by: huerfano at November 05, 2024 10:13 PM (DKIGo)

54 Oh if we take the popular vote it's going to be something fucking else. God bless this man and his head turn.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:13 PM (ksjMr)

55 I want NM. Oh, the panoply of salty flavors.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 10:13 PM (wzAuc)

56 My wife just said

"I have spackled smarter walls than Joy Reid."

21 years and I would marry Red all over again.

Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 10:13 PM (DHre5)

57 Honestly, I'm still anxious and I feel for anyone else who's anxious, regardless of affiliation.

Ok, not the asshole talking heads, but regular people who have been lied to and are upset, yes, I do.

We have gotten to the point in this country where every fucking thing is an ordeal, and I hate it.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at November 05, 2024 10:13 PM (Vvh2V)

58 31. McConnell is stepping down as leader.

Posted by: Jaimo at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (sOA7y)

59 Go Hung Cao!

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (i+WgN)

60 Trump is going to pull 300+ EV's.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (QNSds)

61 Ron Paul and Elon are gonna GUT the government!!!!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (RUMEY)

62 Worth reposting:

youtube.com/watch?v=r8pYpii2Atg

Party, y'all!!!

Posted by: JQ at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (njWTi)

63 When do the toilets explode?
Posted by: Inogame at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (dHj/p)

I’m working on it.. I’ve been eating Raising Cane’s since 11am!

Posted by: GA Shadow Governor Stacey Abrams at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (vLxSK)

64 Go long on hemp futures.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (PM7HD)

65 MSNBC host Joy Reid calling Florida an "extreme right-wing fascist state."

"Racist howz my ass taste?"

- - - - - Florida

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (Zz0t1)

66 Should I be watching MSDNC?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (aD39U)

No.

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (V13WU)

67 >>>3 nyt needle now 77% Trump

My needle's at 99% North.

Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (KRtlO)

68 CNN MSNBC ? Melting Down?

I AM MELTING DOWN

my nuts are in a puddle

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (sJHOI)

69 A thunderous sound of unzipping is heard.....

Posted by: Simplemind at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (YrUlT)

70 I guess the plan was really to delete Trump and they missed. Wow.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (ksjMr)

71 Please let her concede soon.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (RUMEY)

72 Has anyone mentioned that Jack Smith's head and Garland's head, and that churken Judge in DC head's are probably exploding

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (SHAib)

73 With 87% reporting in:

48.7% Laphroaig 10
51.3% Auchentoshan Three Wood

I'm calling it for Auchy

Posted by: banana Dream at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (Y6IkP)

74 50 Whatley is a goddamned hero

isnt he the reason why NC has a supermajority?
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 10:13 PM (M7vhK)

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I know he's from NC, so maybe.

But that singular focus on the 2020 steal seems to have produced some good results.

Maybe Democrats aren't geniuses at politics and stealing elections. Maybe they were just good at it because Republicans let them do it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (GBKbO)

75 Oregon leaning Trump for now.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (i+WgN)

76 Really hope this trend continues and I'm correct because it's the absolute best kind of karma. Walz was such a monumentally dumb pick.
Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (8Qbd

It's because the idiots calling the shots for them forgot who their base is, and convinced themselves that their base is a tiny sliver of a handful of caterwauling lunatics.

Why? Who the hell knows. Stupidity. Arrogance. Chasing Shiny Objects. I don't really care.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (DDGz9)

77 Oh if we take the popular vote it's going to be something fucking else. God bless this man and his head turn.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:13 PM (ksjMr)

I'm getting hopeful, but he's now got to make it past Jan 20.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:15 PM (Zz0t1)

78 Ho-Lee-Fuk is Joy Reid stupid

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 05, 2024 10:15 PM (6RwsA)

79 Go go go!

Holy crap.

If Trump pulls this out and it's called tonight, I will relish being a happy hungover trooper tomorrow.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 10:15 PM (N7OEF)

80 ddhq showing PDJT up by 12% in WI with 95% of the vote in, somehow...

IF that is true.... ho lee fuq
Posted by: sturmtodler at November 05, 2024 10:13 PM (nsSpm)

and it just flipped by to 32%. this is REALLY weird. it was 3.1 mill votes total with >95% counted as of 10.11 PM tonight....

Posted by: sturmtodler at November 05, 2024 10:15 PM (nsSpm)

81 If current trends hold, I'll never have to learn how to pronounce Harris' first name.

Posted by: Wally at November 05, 2024 10:15 PM (7h5xt)

82 If this holds, some demographics are going to be getting some serious hate from the media tomorrow.

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 05, 2024 10:15 PM (vJiyU)

83 My date with destiny will NOT be denied.

Posted by: Bette Midler's Drain-O at November 05, 2024 10:15 PM (1tjz1)

84 58 31. McConnell is stepping down as leader.
Posted by: Jaimo at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (sOA7y)

=======

1. He'll still be in the Senate voting.
2. His lackey (either Thune or Cornyn) has a better than 50/50 chance of succeeding him.
3. He's a lying piece of shit and I believe nothing he says.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:15 PM (GBKbO)

85 >>I'm starting to be a believer that this will be a win for trump. bigly.

Welcome to the team.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 10:15 PM (LkLld)

86 Good evening Horde. Thanks for the election-special ONT, Ace.

Posted by: TRex at November 05, 2024 10:15 PM (IQ6Gq)

87

Lots of old friends here tonight.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 05, 2024 10:15 PM (DG8JC)

88 Apparently the NYT is predicting Trump will win the popular vote.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 05, 2024 10:11 PM (On29Z)
++++
I'm not taking that bet, but dang.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 10:15 PM (HnUIn)

89 73k lead for Trump in PA now, per Fox.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 10:15 PM (lHPJf)

90 67 >>>3 nyt needle now 77% Trump

My needle's at 99% North.
Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (KRtlO)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:15 PM (GBKbO)

91 Has anyone mentioned that Jack Smith's head and Garland's head, and that churken Judge in DC head's are probably exploding
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (SHAib)

those two are pouring bleach on some hard drives at the moment

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:15 PM (V13WU)

92 3 nyt needle now 77% Trump

My needle's at 99% North.
Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (KRtlO)

Muh BALLZ iz hot!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:15 PM (Zz0t1)

93 NYT saying 78% chance Trump victory and he's .4 up in the popular vote.

Big change from the 2016 NYT needle.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 10:15 PM (uCjyK)

94 Right into my veins like my gear.

Posted by: Brometheus at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (qWRbi)

95 She licking the walls yet??

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:13 PM (V13WU)

When did she stop?

Posted by: DaisyB at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (AbL8c)

96 I can die happy.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (SRRAx)

97 ted cruz is doing his victory speech right now. I have not seen any speech by collin allred yet.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (QNSds)

98 Now I believe that the RNC actually changed for the better. I said they needed to prove it, and I think that's proof.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (GBKbO)

***

I think so, too. And if this holds, then I was wrong to doubt them.

Still, not getting cocky until its all said and done.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (vLxSK)

99
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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:15 PM (GBKbO)

You want it?

Posted by: Peter North at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (Zz0t1)

100 Are Elric's balls tingling yet?

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (MGB5H)

101 Do I dare turn the TV on? So burned last election with the overnight steal.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (uBBbP)

102 The Democratic Party is shriveling

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (RUMEY)

103 Decision Desk has PULLED their VA Call!

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (exHjb)

104 I know this feeling... it's so close, so close...

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (i0F8b)

105 PolyMarket has Trump winning over 300 electoral votes if you look who's predicted to win each state. He wins PA, MI and WI.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (7ycIc)

106 It's not over until it's over.

I can remember sitting right here four years ago enjoying the moment with y'all (I admit I was lurking mostly) and we were flying high until about two hours after midnight. I, for one, will never forgive nor forget being denied victory tits by the left's chicanery.

Posted by: Ham Biscuits at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (MDRYO)

107 When a network talks about the percentage of voters they have already counted, how do they get that actual number? How can you know how many votes you know you haven't counted yet if you haven't counted them yet?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (B9Prs)

108 "Maybe they were just good at it because Republicans let them do it."

Correct.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (Z8Yh2)

109 Loved Joy's clip. Dipshit cunts like her are why they will lose. Keep it coming and don't forget Hitler, blah blah blah. Keep it up.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (4p0Xq)

110 My needle's at 99% North.
Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (KRtlO)

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LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (xOnCy)

111 Right into my veins like my gear.
Posted by: Brometheus

So you are a cyclist.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (IG4Id)

112 Over on Portland Reddit, they are starting to despair:

Nights like tonight make me really aware that I live on a different planet from the rest of the country.
Posted by: the ARC of History!

The rest of the country has been saying that for years, you retards.

Posted by: mikeski at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (DgGvY)

113 SPONGE!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (FGFJD)

114 At the moment, I don't see a reason for Trump/Vance not to win the popular vote.

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (V13WU)

115 I would love to see PA go for Trump. And VA too, of course.

Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (79pEw)

116 What the fuck is up with Maine ?

Posted by: jsg at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (7kKPC)

117 88 Apparently the NYT is predicting Trump will win the popular vote.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 05, 2024 10:11 PM (On29Z)
++++
I'm not taking that bet, but dang.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 10:15 PM (HnUIn)

Cali checks in with 50million votes - seems legit

Posted by: a dude in MI at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (+I6Y/)

118 Maybe Democrats aren't geniuses at politics and stealing elections. Maybe they were just good at it because Republicans let them do it.

****************

this times a billion

I hope trump continues to flush the remaining RINOS down a toilet wit a pipeline to Calcutta

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (M7vhK)

119 Decision Desk has PULLED their VA Call!
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (exHjb)

HEY YO!!!

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:17 PM (MGB5H)

120 Balls still not tingling. My teenage years had more than my share of thinking I had the hottie in the bed, only to end up with dick in hand.

There’s also a saying in extreme mountaineering and extreme skiing: you can do everything right, take all precautions, and think youre safe. But the mountain always has the last word. As someone who was caught in an avalanche while held-skiing in AK, I can confirm this is correct.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 05, 2024 10:17 PM (npSXl)

121 Holy shit. I can't handle an optimistic Ace.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at November 05, 2024 10:17 PM (H0ehV)

122 Can we get a Trigglypuff Flaming Skull?

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 10:17 PM (jfKqs)

123 Tell me this isn’t a real DDHQ pic of Nancy Mace's boobs to announce she won!

https://tinyurl.com/2s3f3jne

Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 10:17 PM (aT5K/)

124 Keeping fingers crossed until it's all said and done.

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 05, 2024 10:17 PM (gJKGU)

125 Oop! That isn't a needle moving IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2024 10:17 PM (WXNFJ)

126 Trump wins the EV and the PV, and wins all the swings, he's got a national mandate and everyone in the MsM can fuck. The. Fuck. Off
Posted by: Alabama
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I like the cut of your jib, sir!!!

Posted by: Simplemind at November 05, 2024 10:17 PM (YrUlT)

127 115 I would love to see PA go for Trump. And VA too, of course.
Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (79pEw)
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Go Virginia!

Posted by: Weasel at November 05, 2024 10:17 PM (GLmO1)

128 am i still banned?

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 10:17 PM (0+1J5)

129 Countdown to the calls for unity and the insistence that the only way to govern is to capitulate to the dems on all positions...?

Posted by: Bensdad00 at November 05, 2024 10:17 PM (ZwieU)

130 It will be called in an hour.

Now get ready for mass deportations and arrests of civil rights abusers. Seize passports, please.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 05, 2024 10:17 PM (CaELB)

131 Decision Desk has PULLED their VA Call!
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (exHjb)

Good.

Seamy dougheyed poofters.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:17 PM (Zz0t1)

132 > If you are in the west (especially looking at your Alaska) and you have voted, get out there.

The last time Alaska went Dem was Lyndon Johnson in '64.

The only other race of national interest here is Peltola (D) v. Begich (R). Peltola is predicted to get curb-stomped.

(and yes, you may be associating Begich with D... there are a fuckton of Begiches, most of whom are in fact D. This one is R.)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 05, 2024 10:17 PM (W5ArC)

133 My needle's at 99% North.
Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (KRtlO)

LoL. Your place is awesome Ace…. This is my election coverage. Got a college football game on the tube no sound and check RCP occasionally

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 05, 2024 10:17 PM (6RwsA)

134 Actually if Trump has NC and Georgia all he needs is Pa. To get to 270

Posted by: Redenzo at November 05, 2024 10:17 PM (V/pbu)

135
103 Decision Desk has PULLED their VA Call!
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (exHjb)

Ignore this, I listened to my spouse - his social media is not as good as mine

...his is more wishcasting

...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 10:17 PM (exHjb)

136 CNN won't load for me. Drat!

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 10:17 PM (1bNHn)

137 Decision Desk has PULLED their VA Call!
Posted by: Nova Local

Hooray!! It would be so sweet to have my vote matter for once

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at November 05, 2024 10:17 PM (1KCcl)

138 If this holds, The View tomorrow is going to be AMAZING.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 10:17 PM (1YfKX)

139 Joe, they know how many are registered to vote.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (Vvh2V)

140 Stop with the unzipping. Just. STOP!

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (RFPHU)

141 Good news for Trump. Not as good as I hoped. Looks like Hovde might win in Wisconsin to get the Senate to 53, but may not be any more than that. McCormick is way behind Trump in PA, and Rogers slightly behind in Michigan. So Rogers, Lake, and Brown (NV) could still win, but doubtful for all.

Posted by: Skeptical at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (ZZhoL)

142 this might be good if we win

kamala-hosted watch party

https://tinyurl.com/2pzrn8rf

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (+E73v)

143 NOOOOOO! DU had gone to paid subscription members only! But the schadenfreude!!!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (e5+wf)

144 Lamenting democrats yet?

Posted by: Archer at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (IDphi)

145 dare we hope McCormick will squeak one past Fakey Casum?

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (gKWVE)

146 Willowed:

872 862 DDHQ is showing 95% reporting in WI. Trump up by 380k votes
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (FGFJD)

Just changed back to 33% in... no idea what's going on. :-/
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (FGFJD)

871 862 DDHQ is showing 95% reporting in WI. Trump up by 380k votes
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (FGFJD)

huh? only 44% of the votes are in
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (EmT/E)

879 I was about to go and I saw a picture..

Wisconsin with 95% reporting and Trump leading by 9?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (5p7BC)

Glad I wasn't the only one who saw that... Thanks DiF!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (FGFJD)

147 New Mexico with 31% in.
Harris - 50.7%
Trump - 47.6%

Bernalillo County (Albuquerque) still at 0% reporting.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (6ydKt)

148 823 crap, AP called CO.
-----
Reuters too but only 61% votes in??

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (hovnC)

149 Decision Desk has PULLED their VA Call!
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (exHjb)

HEY YO!!!
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:17 PM (MGB5H)

HAHAHAHAH!!!

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (V13WU)

150 I can die happy.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (SRRAx)

Not YET!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (Zz0t1)

151 When do the toilets explode?
Posted by: Inogame at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (dHj/p)

--------------

Any moment now, they're just waiting for the order.

Posted by: Decaf at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (unUNN)

152 Decision Desk has PULLED their VA Call!
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (exHjb)

Holy shit. This might actually be happening.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (lHPJf)

153 Lots of old friends here tonight.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 05, 2024 10:15 PM (DG8JC)

Sure would be nice to get the whole band back together again.

Posted by: DaisyB at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (AbL8c)

154 Lots of old friends here tonight.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 05, 2024 10:15 PM (DG8JC)

I know. It's awesome.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (i24o9)

155 >> Now get ready for mass deportations and arrests of civil rights abusers. Seize passports, please.

Chip them so they can be put to hard labor if they get caught trying to sneak back in.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (W5ArC)

156 Are Elric's balls tingling yet?
Posted by: BruceWayne

Balls still not tingling.
Posted by: Elric Blade

Crank up the voltage, then!

No homo.

Posted by: mikeski at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (DgGvY)

157 >>>His lackey (either Thune or Cornyn) has a better than 50/50 chance of succeeding him.

I hope Trump is ready to step in and put his weight behind someone else. Please and thank you.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (vLxSK)

158 Ignore this, I listened to my spouse - his social media is not as good as mine...his is more wishcasting...
Posted by: Nova Local

Well, phooey

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (1KCcl)

159 I just washed down a Viagra with some rye.

Posted by: M. Gaga at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (ZtgZZ)

160 118 this times a billion

I hope trump continues to flush the remaining RINOS down a toilet wit a pipeline to Calcutta
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (M7vhK)

======

Even in victory, Trump's AG must investigate election fraud everywhere, demanding a certain percentage of cases be tried and won personally by USAs across the country.

If he pulls it off this year, it's because the RNC beat Democrats back a bit over the past 4 years.

But there's a chance to undo decades of Democrat's illicit dominance in certain areas if he can pursue it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (GBKbO)

161 5:00AM Tomorrow:

Congratulations to President Elect Harris. It was never really even close. No you can't see the ballots, we threw them out already. And there was gross stuff in the trash, so you can't take them back out.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (DDGz9)

162 Man I'm just remembering how miserable 2020 was and I'm cautiously optimistic that this will be a glorious return to 2016. The cope, the seethe, the dilation - you can hear it from space.

Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (8Qbd8)

163 I'm thinking there is at least one (blue) state that decided to give their EVs to the popular vote winner. ha ha, if Trump takes those.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (Cus5s)

164 Oh if we take the popular vote it's going to be something fucking else. God bless this man and his head turn.
Posted by: ...

That data board he turned to look at needs to be in the Smithsonian.

Posted by: Tuna at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (oaGWv)

165 No better place to hang out, guys.

Posted by: Piercello at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (qLcmG)

166 41 Holy crap.

If Trump wins the EV and the PV, and wins all the swings, he's got a national mandate and everyone in the MsM can fuck. The. Fuck. Off

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:13 PM (RUMEY)

++++

I don't know why but this comment made me laugh like a lunatic. If only.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (mzoqX)

167 Virginia at 68%.
Trump - 49.2%
Harris - 49.0%
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Sorry, VA was called for The Ho with 0% in.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (/lPRQ)

168 Ron Paul and Elon are gonna GUT the government!!!!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA

This is what thrills me the most. Long overdue.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (dR6yv)

169
"a few seconds ago
Grateful Calvin
Hey. sorry all. I got a little too excited. This tweet has been deleted. DDHQ hasn't retracted their call (yet).

My apologies for that."

Grateful Calvin led his astray...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (exHjb)

170 I'm reading yall and watching hockey.

And drinking too much wine.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (N7OEF)

171 126 Trump wins the EV and the PV, and wins all the swings, he's got a national mandate and everyone in the MsM can fuck. The. Fuck. Off
Posted by: Alabama
==
I like the cut of your jib, sir!!!
Posted by: Simplemind at November 05, 2024 10:17 PM (YrUlT)

Donnie two scoops! Please I want a Donnie two scoops night

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 05, 2024 10:19 PM (uBBbP)

172 Decision Desk has PULLED their VA Call!

**************

Whoops!

Whoopsie!

Whoopsie loopsie!

There goes your credibility you fucking retards

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 10:19 PM (M7vhK)

173 SPONGE!
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (FGFJD)

Word.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:19 PM (Zz0t1)

174 Extreme AND fascist!

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at November 05, 2024 10:19 PM (qUkBO)

175 his = him

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 10:19 PM (exHjb)

176 Can we get a Trigglypuff Flaming Skull?

that will blow the margins

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 10:19 PM (i+WgN)

177 123 it's the victory tits which were long foretold.

Posted by: Ham Biscuits at November 05, 2024 10:19 PM (MDRYO)

178 Phone is blowing up with LIV friends. They are excited where this election is heading.

Posted by: scampydog at November 05, 2024 10:19 PM (41CYW)

179 Fox News' Exit Poll shows that Donald Trump has received a record 43% of the Jewish vote in New York, the highest share for a Republican

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 10:19 PM (SHAib)

180 How is Kari Lake doing in AZ

I really want her to win

Posted by: Don Black- penny for the guy! at November 05, 2024 10:19 PM (/7KEl)

181 In my county, all votes have been tabulated. Unofficial - 75% for PDJT, 25% for Harris.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2024 10:19 PM (WXNFJ)

182 NOOOOOO! DU had gone to paid subscription members only! But the schadenfreude!!!

They've made the jump from cause to business. They'll switch to racket soon enough and then the site will implode.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 05, 2024 10:19 PM (lUFok)

183 I would love to see Trump win the popular vote and beat Biden's 306 EV in 2020.

Posted by: JD-NW Ohio at November 05, 2024 10:19 PM (d9roH)

184 Fuckin' Yeah!

Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2024 10:19 PM (OaZlZ)

185 Maybe Democrats aren't geniuses at politics and stealing elections. Maybe they were just good at it because Republicans let them do it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (GBKbO)

I nominate this for Comment of the Week.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 05, 2024 10:19 PM (w6EFb)

186 75 Oregon leaning Trump for now.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (i+WgN)

I expect the left coast to go left.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2024 10:19 PM (ynpvh)

187 I know. It's awesome.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (i24o9)

=====

I've wanted to say, "where the hell have YOU been?" like 10 times so far.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 10:19 PM (xOnCy)

188 Unfortunately, because I no longer have cable, I cannot enjoy the sweet tears of infinite sadness on MSNBC.

Posted by: Miklos will get over it at November 05, 2024 10:19 PM (khrpa)

189 @nicksortor
·
4m
🚨 #BREAKING: New York Times is now predicting Trump will win the popular vote

THIS IS HISTORIC!!!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 10:19 PM (LkLld)

190 Centre Co (Penn St) has flipped to Trump 51/48.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:19 PM (MGB5H)

191 157 >>>His lackey (either Thune or Cornyn) has a better than 50/50 chance of succeeding him.

I hope Trump is ready to step in and put his weight behind someone else. Please and thank you.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (vLxSK)

=========

"You people are in the majority because of me. You will do as I wish and support Rick Scott for leader, who will be my bitch, or I will destroy each and every one of you. Fuck around and find out. Enjoy the McDonald's."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:19 PM (GBKbO)

192 38 trump still leading VA by 2 with 66% in
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (M7vhK)

Interesting. I keep hearing it's for Kamala, but I'm not so sure.

Posted by: MrExcitement at November 05, 2024 10:19 PM (hOOi9)

193 152 Decision Desk has PULLED their VA Call!
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (exHjb)

Holy shit. This might actually be happening.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (lHPJf

Wow

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (RUMEY)

194 179 Fox News' Exit Poll shows that Donald Trump has received a record 43% of the Jewish vote in New York, the highest share for a Republican
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 10:19 PM (SHAib)

Should be 90 - that would have put NY in play...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (exHjb)

195 Oregon leaning Trump for now.
Posted by: Anna Puma

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I would think that might lead to some mostly peaceful protests in Portland, if that were to remain.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (Vyll1)

196 Iowa called. Well, Seltzer, hope your credibility was worth a weekend of attention

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (ig8VZ)

197 I don't understand the NYT reporting. They're saying "tossup" for Michigan, but Harris is leading at the moment. I have to go to bed soon, but I hope the other states come through for the Trump Truck.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (fxCK2)

198 143 NOOOOOO! DU had gone to paid subscription members only! But the schadenfreude!!!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (e5+wf)

I will pour one out for you, good sir. Your service has been appreciated.

*Taps plays*

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (FGFJD)

199 Sorry, VA was called for The Ho with 0% in.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Forgot your Faux News sock.

Posted by: mikeski at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (DgGvY)

200 Trolls are quiet. Hahahahahah

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (ksjMr)

201 The media is now completely online and independent.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (dg+HA)

202 172 Decision Desk has PULLED their VA Call!

**************

Whoops!

Whoopsie!

Whoopsie loopsie!

There goes your credibility you fucking retards
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 10:19 PM (M7vhK)

=======

Well, that's fun!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (GBKbO)

203 But there's a chance to undo decades of Democrat's illicit dominance in certain areas if he can pursue it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (GBKbO)

Get some disillusioned dems on board, too. Hey, plenty of bitter people out there who've been worked over by their own Party. Gotta be.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (DDGz9)

204 5:00AM Tomorrow:

Congratulations to President Elect Harris. It was never really even close. No you can't see the ballots, we threw them out already. And there was gross stuff in the trash, so you can't take them back out.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (DDGz9)

And if you ask any more questions, you're a threat to democracy.

Off to the camps with you.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (lHPJf)

205 Bitcoin breaks all time high.

It's over.

There were a huge, huge amount of shorts that were liquidated at $73k;$190 million worth; those were absorbed and it continues to climb.

The market knows.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (lN/pN)

206 91 Has anyone mentioned that Jack Smith's head and Garland's head, and that churken Judge in DC head's are probably exploding
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (SHAib)

those two are pouring bleach on some hard drives at the moment

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:15 PM (V13WU)

Jim Comey's out talking to the trees, asking them what country he should abscond to tomorrow

Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (aBgBM)

207 ddhq went hinkey with their WI numbers

Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (i0F8b)

208 How is Kari Lake doing in AZ

I really want her to win
Posted by: Don Black- penny for the guy! at November 05, 2024 10:19 PM (/7KEl)

Early returns, so meaningless, down 7

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (MGB5H)

209 But there's a chance to undo decades of Democrat's illicit dominance in certain areas if he can pursue it.

***********************

Im sure DeSantis has a model that can be emulated since it worked so well in florida

and seems so simple to implement too

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (M7vhK)

210 Some fireworks here...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (/lPRQ)

211 When do the toilets explode?
Posted by: Inogame at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (dHj/p)

Delta house in play?

Posted by: Archer at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (IDphi)

212 usually the fascists ban me.

Testing

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (0+1J5)

213 DDHQ is still showing VA for Harris

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (+E73v)

214 179 Fox News' Exit Poll shows that Donald Trump has received a record 43% of the Jewish vote in New York, the highest share for a Republican
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 10:19 PM (SHAib)

Woohoo!
And good to see you!!!

Posted by: Moki at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (wLjpr)

215 >4m
🚨 #BREAKING: New York Times is now predicting Trump will win the popular vote

THIS IS HISTORIC!!!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 10:19 PM (LkLld)

We're in mandate territory.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (GTqXr)

216 180 How is Kari Lake doing in AZ

I really want her to win

Posted by: Don Black- penny for the guy! at November 05, 2024 10:19 PM (/7KEl)

Too early. AZ SOS has it at 53%/45.3% Lake losing

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (ynpvh)

217 Maybe Democrats aren't geniuses at politics and stealing elections. Maybe they were just good at it because Republicans let them do it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (GBKbO)

I nominate this for Comment of the Week.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
---------------
Seconded.

Posted by: scampydog at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (41CYW)

218 Trump is up in PA, WI.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (RUMEY)

219 JUST IN: Media outlets begin sharing their "anxiety" over the election results so far, with MSNBC host Joy Reid calling Florida an "extreme right-wing fascist state."

--------------

Predicted MDM-MSM Headlines Tomorrow Morning:

"Hitler Given Mandate to Create Fourth Reich!"

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (jfKqs)

220 PS - This is why I should never listen to my spouse. I'm just better at this "find the actual news" stuff that he is. He's being an amateur tonight b/c he's invested in a Trump win

...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (exHjb)

221 Alas, Madison the great, the mother of all harlots, is fallen.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2024 10:21 PM (PM7HD)

222 Arizona SOS website: https://results.arizona.vote/#/featured/47/0

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2024 10:21 PM (ynpvh)

223 179 Fox News' Exit Poll shows that Donald Trump has received a record 43% of the Jewish vote in New York, the highest share for a Republican

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 10:19 PM (SHAib)

++++

Wow!

Posted by: washrivergal at November 05, 2024 10:21 PM (mzoqX)

224 Lots of old friends here tonight.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 05, 2024 10:15 PM (DG8JC)

So good to see you!!!!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 10:21 PM (N7OEF)

225
If Trump wins the EV and the PV, and wins all the swings, he's got a national mandate and everyone in the MsM can fuck. The. Fuck. Off
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:13 PM (RUMEY)

It would be sooo sweet. The way they always wanted a "you must admit you lost in 2020" = now it is "I won the EV, PV and a mandate. Kneel and beg for mercy"

Posted by: Iris at November 05, 2024 10:21 PM (bOJ2I)

226 185 Maybe Democrats aren't geniuses at politics and stealing elections. Maybe they were just good at it because Republicans let them do it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (GBKbO)

I nominate this for Comment of the Week.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Yes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 05, 2024 10:21 PM (hOUT3)

227
Megyn has some pollster on who just said something about the lady with the Viking horn hat on her head is warming up. She was a little late, perhaps had a little too much to eat, but she's warming up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 05, 2024 10:21 PM (w6EFb)

228 Hey guys, is there an erection today or something

[hic]

I think I was supposed to poll someone [hic] something? or like what day is it?

[hic]

IOWA 'BORTIONS! I love Iowa bortions!

Where am I?

And who the fuck drank all my wine! Damn cats always drinking my damn [hic] wine.

Posted by: Noted Pollster Ann Selzer at November 05, 2024 10:21 PM (oZhjI)

229 Wisconsin with 46% in.
Harris - 49.3%
Trump - 49.1%

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 10:21 PM (6ydKt)

230 200 Trolls are quiet. Hahahahahah
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (ksjMr)

========

I wasn't even around that night, but I remember when Joe Xiden got banned on an election night.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:21 PM (GBKbO)

231 Last night, at my church, there was a prayer meeting.

What was supposed to be only an hour or so ended up two and a half hours of us on our knees, praying that God would show this nation mercy, that He would continue to hold His Hand over us in protection, in spite of the wickedness in our midst.

Just as the Lord sends wicked rulers as judgement of a nation that has strayed from Him, He also bestows on us undeserved mercy and grace, if we call out to Him with repentant hearts.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 05, 2024 10:21 PM (RU4sa)

232 "But there's a chance to undo decades of Democrat's illicit dominance in certain areas if he can pursue it."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

There are more "insurrectionist" Dem vote cheaters than alleged 1/6 "insurrectionists" that Garland is still pursuing with malicious vigor.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 05, 2024 10:21 PM (Cus5s)

233 Since this got NOOD'd - Can you imagine casting your first vote for President for you dad?

https://x.com/MELANIATRUMP/status/1853997535150362873

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 10:21 PM (1YfKX)

234 I would love to see Trump win the popular vote and beat Biden's 306 EV in 2020.
Posted by: JD-NW Ohio at November 05, 2024 10:19 PM (d9roH)

184 Fuckin' Yeah!
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That would be awesome to point out to these Popular-vote morons that all these states would be indebted to got for Trump.

Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2024 10:21 PM (OaZlZ)

235 38 trump still leading VA by 2 with 66% in
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (M7vhK)

Interesting. I keep hearing it's for Kamala, but I'm not so sure.

I have seen this movie before

Posted by: Ghost of Jim Thompson 1982 Governor Campaign at November 05, 2024 10:21 PM (ig8VZ)

236 I'm looking at this as if within the hour it all breaks loose with GA, NC, Penn, AZ and maybe Wisconsin going to Trump and then good night Irene

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 10:21 PM (aRslG)

237 With The GOP having the White House and the Senate Alito and Thomas have a decision to make. Who knows when it will be this good again. Do they want to be the GOP's RBG?

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 05, 2024 10:21 PM (NZnln)

238 143 NOOOOOO! DU had gone to paid subscription members only! But the schadenfreude!!!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (e5+wf)

Hahahaha they took their ball and went home!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 05, 2024 10:21 PM (uBBbP)

239 Good to read all the old names.
Moment of silence for absent friends.

Praying our country begins the hike back to sanity with a victory tonight.

Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 10:21 PM (jhZBj)

240 48 The NY Times Needle has Trump with 295 EV. This is so over.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 05, 2024 10:13 PM (tPMOE)

I'm amazed at this from the NYT. Maybe they know he'll be good for circulation.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 10:21 PM (QGaXH)

241 It is the deep breath before the plunge.

Posted by: Orson at November 05, 2024 10:21 PM (dIske)

242 205 Bitcoin breaks all time high.

It's over.

There were a huge, huge amount of shorts that were liquidated at $73k;$190 million worth; those were absorbed and it continues to climb.

The market knows.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (lN/pN)

Let's hope so. I'm long DJT calls back from when the stock was at 12.85. Rode them all the way up, and rode them down as well. Up the entire time (thank goodness), but we'll see what happens tomorrow. Buckling in for a wild ride.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 05, 2024 10:21 PM (gCs88)

243 TRUMP JUST HIT 80% on the NYT site!!!

Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 10:21 PM (oZhjI)

244 213 DDHQ is still showing VA for Harris
Posted by: IreneFingIrene at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (+E73v)

Yes, see my spouse's source (which I posted) admitting he was to hasty...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 10:21 PM (exHjb)

245 The corrupt bullshit news media needs to be sued into oblivion. Joy Reid should be sued for the filth she's spouting.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at November 05, 2024 10:21 PM (TEC4P)

246 Anybody in the Philly area got a plunger in case of an emergency? I need to go to bed and don't want to wake up tomorrow to a President -Elect Harris.

Posted by: Minuteman at November 05, 2024 10:21 PM (LaNzR)

247 48 The NY Times Needle has Trump with 295 EV. This is so over.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 05, 2024 10:13 PM (tPMOE)

I thought I had heard 291 before. Are they giving Trump NH!?!

Posted by: MrExcitement at November 05, 2024 10:21 PM (hOOi9)

248 Lots of old friends here tonight.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 05, 2024 10:15 PM (DG8JC)

I know. It's awesome.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

Many nics I haven’t seen in years, good stuff.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 05, 2024 10:21 PM (dR6yv)

249 I would think that might lead to some mostly peaceful protests in Portland, if that were to remain.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (Vyll1)

"Wait, didn't you vote for Trump?"

"Yeah. I'm just here for a free tv."

"Ha! Me too!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2024 10:21 PM (DDGz9)

250 NYT moves needle to 80%

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:22 PM (RUMEY)

251 In Vino, good to see you!

Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 10:22 PM (79pEw)

252 203 But there's a chance to undo decades of Democrat's illicit dominance in certain areas if he can pursue it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (GBKbO)

Get some disillusioned dems on board, too. Hey, plenty of bitter people out there who've been worked over by their own Party. Gotta be.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (DDGz9)

=====

I know that there are some in MN. I've seen a video of one bemoaning that they have to kowtow to Somalis now, and Somalis do the whole ballot harvesting thing which is always prime ground for fraud.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:22 PM (GBKbO)

253 NY Times projecting Trump will win the popular vote according to Tucker Carlson.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 10:22 PM (6ydKt)

254 Whitelash !

Posted by: Van Jones at November 05, 2024 10:22 PM (7kKPC)

255 168 Ron Paul and Elon are gonna GUT the government!!!!!

flamethrowers.....burn it down

Posted by: brak at November 05, 2024 10:22 PM (NGHTx)

256 I'm amazed at this from the NYT. Maybe they know he'll be good for circulation.

They were great in 2020 too. And then the call went out, they stopped their live predictions and...the rest was history.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 10:22 PM (oZhjI)

257 Trump got nearly 45% of the votes in bluer than fucking blue Rhode Island, mind boggling when you think about it.
When the civil war goes red hot, what happens to the 45%

Posted by: From about That Time at November 05, 2024 10:22 PM (4780s)

258 @197: "I don't understand the NYT reporting."'

The needle calculates based on precinct and county level returns against expectations. It's continuous whole state modeling rather than basic raw vote counts.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 10:22 PM (k1Qly)

259 Decision Desk has PULLED their VA Call!
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (exHjb)

Where did you see this? On my map they still have it decided for Harris

Posted by: In for a long night at November 05, 2024 10:22 PM (2NXcZ)

260 Still saying VA was called early by DD.

Posted by: Ryan Frank at November 05, 2024 10:22 PM (CcF4i)

261 Reuters VA: Harris 49.1% PDT 49.0% with 69% of votes in

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 10:22 PM (hovnC)

262 The fat lady hasn't sung yet folks...

Remain calm and keep praying...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 10:22 PM (QGaXH)

263 DDHQ's WI tracker is fully broken. Says 95% in with Trump having 1.9 million votes, Kamala with 1.5 million.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 10:22 PM (FGFJD)

264 Remember that people are pissed about 2020 and didn't want a repeat

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 05, 2024 10:22 PM (Nz9I3)

265 MACCACA!!

Posted by: Virginia at November 05, 2024 10:22 PM (/vN74)

266 Margins, people. Margins!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:22 PM (RUMEY)

267 How is Kari Lake doing in AZ

I really want her to win

Posted by: Don Black- penny for the guy! at November 05, 2024 10:19 PM (/7KEl)

Too early. AZ SOS has it at 53%/45.3% Lake losing

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (ynpvh)

---------------

In our rural conservative county (Yavapai, usually around 88% turnout), Trump & Lake are winning 2-1 (64% - 36%).

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 10:22 PM (jfKqs)

268 AND the popular vote?!?!?!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 05, 2024 10:22 PM (FAbrK)

269 Vivek for Retribution Czar.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 10:22 PM (QfvaV)

270 The NY Times Needle: 296 EVs.

Also:

GA 93%
NC 86%
AZ 75%
MI 61%
PA 61%
NV 61%
WI 59%

This is a rout.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 05, 2024 10:23 PM (tPMOE)

271 I thought I had heard 291 before. Are they giving Trump NH!?!
Posted by: MrExcitement at November 05, 2024 10:21 PM (hOOi9)
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It changes very quickly. 296 now.

Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 10:23 PM (79pEw)

272 Willowed:

872 862 DDHQ is showing 95% reporting in WI. Trump up by 380k votes
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (FGFJD)

Just changed back to 33% in... no idea what's going on. :-/
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (FGFJD)

871 862 DDHQ is showing 95% reporting in WI. Trump up by 380k votes
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (FGFJD)

huh? only 44% of the votes are in
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (EmT/E)

879 I was about to go and I saw a picture..

Wisconsin with 95% reporting and Trump leading by 9?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (5p7BC)

Glad I wasn't the only one who saw that... Thanks DiF!
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (FGFJD)

i got a screen shot, it's 54.7 to 43.9 right now...

Posted by: sturmtodler at November 05, 2024 10:23 PM (nsSpm)

273 215 >4m
🚨 #BREAKING: New York Times is now predicting Trump will win the popular vote

THIS IS HISTORIC!!!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 10:19 PM (LkLld)

We're in mandate territory.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM

--

Or, we're about to have the importance of the Electoral College explained to us in small words so we can understand.

Hope not.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 10:23 PM (wzAuc)

274 217 Maybe Democrats aren't geniuses at politics and stealing elections. Maybe they were just good at it because Republicans let them do it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (GBKbO)

I nominate this for Comment of the Week.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
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Seconded.
Posted by: scampydog at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (41CYW)
I agree with Miley Johnson and Scampydog Johnson.

Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 10:23 PM (LHPAg)

275 Decision Desk just retracted their call of VA for Kamala!!

Posted by: MrExcitement at November 05, 2024 10:23 PM (hOOi9)

276 Trump got nearly 45% of the votes in bluer than fucking blue Rhode Island, mind boggling when you think about it.
When the civil war goes red hot, what happens to the 45%

Tells the 55% to go back to making sandwiches?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 10:23 PM (oZhjI)

277 I'm considering day drinking tomorrow while watching The View. Should be fun.

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at November 05, 2024 10:23 PM (TDdfP)

278 If Trump actually got 43% juice then lol. Lmao even. Dems fucked themselves royally because they couldn't curb the Jew hate. Too bad so sad. Hope the Gaza vote was worth it!

Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 05, 2024 10:23 PM (8Qbd8)

279 If the comments from the horde are any indication, Fox reporting is worse than CNN tonight.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 10:23 PM (B9Prs)

280 Krull update: Every time a slayer dies, it shrieks like one of those angry frogs.

https://youtu.be/IV5o1E8NPMQ?si=oJ2UPMJ_W6onk3_W

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 05, 2024 10:23 PM (lhenN)

281 usually the fascists ban me.

Testing
Posted by: Jesus
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Did you tap your GPS? Maybe shake it?

Posted by: scampydog at November 05, 2024 10:23 PM (41CYW)

282 DONT START SUCKING EACH OTHERS DICKS JUST YET

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 05, 2024 10:23 PM (npSXl)

283 NOOOOOO! DU had gone to paid subscription members only! But the schadenfreude!!!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (e5+wf)

=====

We need to set up a Give Send Go for you!!

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 10:23 PM (xOnCy)

284 Guys, let's get to 270 then worry about popular vote.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 10:23 PM (KbCG3)

285 i love you fellow fascists.

testing 1,2 3

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 10:23 PM (0+1J5)

286 229 Wisconsin with 46% in.
Harris - 49.3%
Trump - 49.1%

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 10:21 PM (6ydKt)

What site? Link? Mine went full retard.

Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 10:23 PM (i0F8b)

287 ddhq showing PDJT up by 12% in WI with 95% of the vote in, somehow...

IF that is true.... ho lee fuq
Posted by: sturmtodler at November 05, 2024 10:13 PM (nsSpm)

and it just flipped by to 32%. this is REALLY weird. it was 3.1 mill votes total with >95% counted as of 10.11 PM tonight....
Posted by: sturmtodler

Should be automatic Fraud Alert

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 05, 2024 10:23 PM (/lPRQ)

288 Might this be...an early night?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 05, 2024 10:23 PM (ZpzRm)

289 This bikini blonde thinks some of these calls are premature:
http://tiny.cc/ucutzz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 10:23 PM (HnUIn)

290 Trump up 100K in PA

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:23 PM (MGB5H)

291 269 Vivek for Retribution Czar.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 10:22 PM (QfvaV)

I want 2025 to be the Year of Fesitvus: All Grievances Aired And Settled.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 05, 2024 10:23 PM (gCs88)

292 Will Kamala actually speak to her supporters unlike Hillary?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:24 PM (GBKbO)

293 VA Harris 49.7 PDT 48.% with a 1% jump in votes in to 70% now

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 10:24 PM (hovnC)

294 Damn...I was just getting used to being labeled a 'Christian Nationalist'. Now I'm an 'Extreme Extremist'. I think that we are being played by Big T-Shirt.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2024 10:24 PM (XeU6L)

295 > The NY Times Needle has Trump with 295 EV. This is so over.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 05, 2024 10:13 PM (tPMOE)

Other NYT needle says 81% Trump victory.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 05, 2024 10:24 PM (W5ArC)

296 CNN, MSNBC Are Melting Down
.........................
To be fair, Ace, there brains have been nuclear grade sludge for a while now.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 05, 2024 10:24 PM (sAmhv)

297 “Trump got nearly 45% of the votes in bluer than fucking blue Rhode Island, mind boggling when you think about it.
When the civil war goes red hot, what happens to the 45%”

Rhode Island can be taken without a shot fired

Posted by: UGAdawg at November 05, 2024 10:24 PM (tRd71)

298 But muh abortionz???

What happened to MUH ABORTIONZ????

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 10:24 PM (M7vhK)

299 143 NOOOOOO! DU had gone to paid subscription members only! But the schadenfreude!!!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (e5+wf

Isn’t this the sign things are going very badly and the counseling crew has been called in?

Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 10:24 PM (aT5K/)

300 CNN:

Trump 195

Harris 91

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 10:24 PM (B9Prs)

301 I am looking at the numbers in VA. Fairfax County will more than wipe out Trump's current lead. I don't think there are enough Red areas to make it up.

But it's going to be close.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 10:24 PM (QfvaV)

302 Mmmmm nevermind.

Posted by: National Popular Vote Compactitella at November 05, 2024 10:24 PM (ksjMr)

303 City of Lynchburg and Bedford county in VA still zero percent reporting. I think they are holding until Fairfax comes in.

Posted by: StefanH at November 05, 2024 10:24 PM (ceR14)

304 297 “Trump got nearly 45% of the votes in bluer than fucking blue Rhode Island, mind boggling when you think about it.
When the civil war goes red hot, what happens to the 45%”

Rhode Island can be taken without a shot fired
Posted by: UGAdawg at November 05, 2024 10:24 PM (tRd71)

=====

How do you take a place that doesn't exist?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:24 PM (GBKbO)

305 nicksortor
·
4m
🚨 #BREAKING: New York Times is now predicting Trump will win the popular vote

THIS IS HISTORIC!!!
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 10:19 PM (LkLld)
*********
California though.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 10:24 PM (NpAcC)

306 DONT START SUCKING EACH OTHERS DICKS JUST YET
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 05, 2024 10:23 PM (npSXl)

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Let me know when you do so I can go get my camera.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 10:24 PM (xOnCy)

307 "185 Maybe Democrats aren't geniuses at politics and stealing elections. Maybe they were just good at it because Republicans let them do it."

But the floral arrangements and limo rides were fabulous!

Posted by: Ronna McDaniel at November 05, 2024 10:24 PM (qUkBO)

308 PDT 48.%

48.5% typo

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 10:24 PM (hovnC)

309 To be fair, Ace, there brains have been nuclear grade sludge for a while now.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 05, 2024 10:24 PM (sAmhv)
++++
Nah, even nuclear waste can, with enough work, serve a purpose.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 10:24 PM (HnUIn)

310 Many on the Left maybe contemplating a different needle

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 10:24 PM (i+WgN)

311 Ron Paul and Elon are gonna GUT the government!!!!!

flamethrowers.....burn it down

Posted by: brak at November 05, 2024 10:22 PM (NGHTx)

-----------------

Flamethrowers, guillotines, and trebuchets ... OH MY!

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 10:24 PM (jfKqs)

312 GA getting ready for the cheat.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 10:24 PM (q6dqN)

313 Decision Desks numbers are completely f**ked.

Don't go by them.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 10:24 PM (XV/Pl)

314 The turd burglars at AP still aren't calling Sen for TX and MO. I understand Hawley since 43% in, but Cruz? he's running away with it

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 10:24 PM (gKWVE)

315 Here's the livestream of her watch party in DC at Howard University:

https://is.gd/C5KgIE

Watch the facial expressions and body language.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 10:24 PM (dg+HA)

316 Trump now ahead in Wisconsin.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 05, 2024 10:24 PM (ig8VZ)

317 NYT: Trump 81% likelihood.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 10:25 PM (wzAuc)

318 Will Kamala actually speak to her supporters unlike Hillary?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Suddenly, the unused fireworks market is saturated.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2024 10:25 PM (XeU6L)

319 VDH appearing on Megyn Kelly's YT right now

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 05, 2024 10:25 PM (Rbu5d)

320 OH up to 12 points, and growing.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:25 PM (MGB5H)

321 128 am i still banned?
Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 10:17 PM (0+1J5)

You should be - just for being boring. You repeated the same lame taunt *three* times. We demand original and higher quality trolls here.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 05, 2024 10:25 PM (D5l7Y)

322 Trump up in WI

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 10:25 PM (B9Prs)

323 Let me know when you do so I can go get my camera.
-------
POV are best!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 10:25 PM (hovnC)

324 I am vindicated! Statically it had to happen eventually.

Posted by: Ryan Frank at November 05, 2024 10:25 PM (CcF4i)

325 I'm torn between staying up to see all the cope, or getting a good night's sleep for tomorrow so I have maximum energy to dunk on libs. Really a tough call.

Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 05, 2024 10:25 PM (8Qbd8)

326 Arizona U.S. Senate race with 49% in.
Gallego - 52.8%
Lake - 45.5%

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 10:25 PM (6ydKt)

327 EXCUSE ME

there is supposed to be an overnight open thread now.

Can we focus on important things please

Posted by: Bensdad00 at November 05, 2024 10:25 PM (ZwieU)

328 MSNBC isn't really melting down.

Feels like they kinda expected this result.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 10:25 PM (k1Qly)

329 "Republicans have actually flipped the governor’s mansion in the U.S. territory of Puerto Rico."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

*breathes*

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 10:25 PM (M7vhK)

330
Rhode Island can be taken without a shot fired
Posted by: UGAdawg at November 05, 2024 10:24 PM (tRd71)

________

General Ambroise Burnside commanding, suh!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 10:25 PM (EsZUh)

331 Just for the record, I DID turn optimistic early.

And I'd never heard of Savannah Hernandez. I like.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 10:25 PM (1bNHn)

332 A rout? THat's what I thought when U went to bed in 2020. Not one single steal state has been "decided".

Posted by: In for a long night at November 05, 2024 10:25 PM (2NXcZ)

333 Kari Lake seems like a good candidate- why can't she break thru

Posted by: Don Black- penny for the guy! at November 05, 2024 10:25 PM (/7KEl)

334 I want 2025 to be the Year of Fesitvus: All Grievances Aired And Settled.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

The year of the Baptism, when all family business is settled.

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 05, 2024 10:25 PM (vJiyU)

335 Seen on Twitter:

An interesting data point. Donald Trump just won Anson County, North Carolina. The county is 40% Black. Trump becomes just the second Republican to win this county since the 1870s.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 05, 2024 10:25 PM (NZnln)

336 Joy Reid should be sued for the filth she's spouting.
Posted by: Erik In Texas

You mean she should return to giving handies behind the scale at the truck stop.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2024 10:25 PM (WXNFJ)

337 I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 05, 2024 10:25 PM (dDmld)

338 Remain calm and keep praying...

+1000

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 05, 2024 10:26 PM (mH6SG)

339 We're in mandate territory.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM

---
Lame-duck Mandate!

Whoo!

* - You realize that from Washington to FDR no President had a "Lame Duck" term for their second term.

Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2024 10:26 PM (OaZlZ)

340 Harris has the lead in VA now...damn

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 10:26 PM (EmT/E)

341 am i still banned?
Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 10:17 PM (0+1J5)

Aren't you supposed to get arrested for starting your overrated plastic POS car?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:26 PM (Zz0t1)

342 This isn't over, but the fat lady is warning up.

Arizona, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania can still be stolen. We were here four years ago too. Dems had an easier path to steal it, but they can still steal it again... only more brazenly.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 10:26 PM (wGun1)

343 nyt is about to shift to "likely Trump" with him winning the popular vote. This is a complete a$$ whipping.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 10:26 PM (QNSds)

344 329 "Republicans have actually flipped the governor’s mansion in the U.S. territory of Puerto Rico."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

*breathes*

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 10:25 PM (M7vhK)

=======

View from the future:

The media discovers that Puerto Rico is deeply corrupt, and they know the culprit: the new Republican governor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:26 PM (GBKbO)

345 I'm really proud of this country. We've been slandered, belittled, persecuted and prosecuted and this is how we are responding to a tyrannical government.

Fuck you, fascists.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 10:26 PM (LkLld)

346 California though.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 10:24 PM (NpAcC)

CA had more Trump votes in 2020 than TX, just cause CA will be Blue doesnt mean itll be by like 20M

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:26 PM (MGB5H)

347 329 "Republicans have actually flipped the governor’s mansion in the U.S. territory of Puerto Rico."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

*breathes*

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 10:25 PM (M7vhK)
_______
Garbage rules!

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 10:26 PM (1bNHn)

348 329 "Republicans have actually flipped the governor’s mansion in the U.S. territory of Puerto Rico."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

*breathes*

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 10:25 PM (M7vhK)

Lulz.

I think God is trolling these people.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:26 PM (RUMEY)

349 Trump and Hitler are fascist? y or n

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 10:26 PM (0+1J5)

350 DONT START SUCKING EACH OTHERS DICKS JUST YET
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 05, 2024 10:23 PM (npSXl)

=====

Let me know when you do so I can go get my camera.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 10:24 PM (xOnCy)
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For blackmail? Or just to remember this moment for posterity?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 05, 2024 10:26 PM (BpYfr)

351 Watch the facial expressions and body language.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
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They look kind of...joyless.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2024 10:26 PM (XeU6L)

352 Puerto Rico? No shit?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 05, 2024 10:26 PM (W5ArC)

353 Nessun dorma
Nessun dorma

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 05, 2024 10:26 PM (OTdqV)

354 Republicans take out the trash in Puerto

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 10:26 PM (gKWVE)

355 Don't you dare criticize Big T-Shirt, my clothier.

Posted by: African kid in Atlanta Falcons: Super Bowl Champs t-shirt at November 05, 2024 10:26 PM (7h5xt)

356 I think they're just now loading up the trunks of the Buicks with ballots.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 10:27 PM (dg+HA)

357 Krull update: He just used the glaive. I have been mislead!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 05, 2024 10:27 PM (lhenN)

358 I want my fukkin 270 dammit!!!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 05, 2024 10:27 PM (kzHlT)

359 "Vivek for Retribution Czar."

Vivek is more of a Tom Hagen consigliere type. I picture Baron sitting in the center of the room saying ominously "Tonight the Trump family settles all of its debts..."

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 05, 2024 10:27 PM (3I6ue)

360 Virginia US Senate race with 70% in.
Kaine - 52.2%
Cao - 47.8%

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 10:27 PM (6ydKt)

361 Trump got nearly 45% of the votes in bluer than fucking blue Rhode Island, mind boggling when you think about it.
When the civil war goes red hot, what happens to the 45%
Posted by: From about That Time at November 05, 2024 10:22 PM (4780s)

***

That 45% are the people who drive the trucks, fix the plumbing, put food on the table, etc. I’m not worried for them. They’ll kick the laptop class’ ass.

They’re also the ones who have the guns.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 10:27 PM (vLxSK)

362 "Republicans have actually flipped the governor’s mansion in the U.S. territory of Puerto Rico."

Turns out the real garbage in the PR was in the Governor's mansion the whole time...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 10:27 PM (oZhjI)

363 youtube.com/watch?v=YsGjFh1ke44

Posted by: JQ at November 05, 2024 10:27 PM (njWTi)

364 96 I can die happy.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (SRRAx)

Don't die.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 10:27 PM (QGaXH)

365 Checking in from Orlando - all day travel from Oregon. Anything exciting happening?

Posted by: Beartooth at November 05, 2024 10:27 PM (hMzVg)

366 We're in mandate territory.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM

Republicans don't have mandates.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:27 PM (MGB5H)

367 Arizona U.S. Senate race with 49% in.
Gallego - 52.8%
Lake - 45.5%
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 10:25 PM (6ydKt)

Terrible.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:27 PM (Zz0t1)

368 If you want something to cheer you up go watch the live stream of Kamala election night party at Howard University. Lots of liberal tears forming

Posted by: Ripley at November 05, 2024 10:27 PM (PTDkx)

369 Just rolled into work...should be fun tracking this all night.

Posted by: a dude in MI at November 05, 2024 10:27 PM (+I6Y/)

370 Montana Senate Election:

1 precinct fully in, 5 more partially (out of 727)

Sheehy (R): 2189
Tester (Good Riddance): 1787

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 05, 2024 10:27 PM (ghV3u)

371 I'm not sucking anything and don't have any pudding. Alls I got is a yogurt.

Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2024 10:27 PM (HJ9BW)

372 367 Arizona U.S. Senate race with 49% in.
Gallego - 52.8%
Lake - 45.5%
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 10:25 PM (6ydKt)

Terrible.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:27 PM (Zz0t1)

======

Most likely just early votes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:27 PM (GBKbO)

373 345 I'm really proud of this country. We've been slandered, belittled, persecuted and prosecuted and this is how we are responding to a tyrannical government.

Fuck you, fascists.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 10:26 PM (LkLld)

Hear, hear.

But these totalitarians are Bolsheviks.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 05, 2024 10:27 PM (CaELB)

374 Joy Reid: Texas is the most voter suppression state in the country!

Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2024 10:27 PM (aBgBM)

375 MI now leaning Trump on the NYT needle.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 10:27 PM (k1Qly)

376 Virginia US Senate race with 70% in.
Kaine - 52.2%
Cao - 47.8%
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 10:27 PM (6ydKt)

Damn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:27 PM (Zz0t1)

377 You know what will royally suck, is if we lose the EC but could have won it with Puerto Rico as a state

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 10:28 PM (gKWVE)

378 MSNBC: Voter suppression!

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 05, 2024 10:28 PM (pIfcn)

379 Tonight we settle all family business.

Posted by: Archer at November 05, 2024 10:28 PM (IDphi)

380 And now un-vindicated it looks like. Dammit I thought it was my time.

Posted by: Ryan Frank at November 05, 2024 10:28 PM (CcF4i)

381 Mi mi mi MI mi mi Miiii

Posted by: Fat Garbage Lady at November 05, 2024 10:28 PM (Qs9lt)

382 Cruz only up 10 points in Texas.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 05, 2024 10:28 PM (7ycIc)

383 I'm not watching any so-called election experts. I'm just sitting here reading the horde comments and that's good enough for me.

Thanks for the valuable info.

Posted by: dantesed at November 05, 2024 10:28 PM (Oy/m2)

384 If this holds, I want Lauren Boebert to tweet Victory Tits

Posted by: kbdabear at November 05, 2024 10:28 PM (6pubT)

385 > You mean she should return to giving handies behind the scale at the truck stop.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2024 10:25 PM (WXNFJ)

Dude! Some of us are trying to eat snacks here.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 05, 2024 10:28 PM (W5ArC)

386 103 Decision Desk has PULLED their VA Call!
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (exHjb)

Where are you seeing this? On their site it still shows that they called it for Harris.

Posted by: ZH Cohen at November 05, 2024 10:28 PM (1TaeL)

387 NOOOOOO! DU had gone to paid subscription members only! But the schadenfreude!!!
===

Damn!

Did you see that video of the guy from yesterday that was telling his viewers there was a good chance Kamalol would sweep all the swing states?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 10:28 PM (lN/pN)

388 So much for that Iowa bullshit poll

Posted by: jsg at November 05, 2024 10:28 PM (7kKPC)

389 382 Cruz only up 10 points in Texas.
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 05, 2024 10:28 PM (7ycIc)

=======

Imagine if he were a quality candidate who ran a good campaign.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:28 PM (GBKbO)

390 Fox News' Exit Poll shows that Donald Trump has received a record 43% of the Jewish vote in New York, the highest share for a Republican
==
OMG??!! I know it's an exit poll, but that.... wow. Trump is a mensch.

Posted by: Simplemind at November 05, 2024 10:28 PM (YrUlT)

391 Will Kamala actually speak to her supporters unlike Hillary?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:24 PM (GBKbO)

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I will donate to her 2028 campaign for the Puerto Rican Senate if she sends F. Joe Biden out to concede on her behalf ...

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 10:28 PM (jfKqs)

392 Ohio finally got a clue that Sherrod Brown practically wearing a maga hat in his ads was complete bull shit

Posted by: Buzzion at November 05, 2024 10:28 PM (On29Z)

393 Let me know when you do so I can go get my camera.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 10:24 PM (xOnCy)

Eeeeeeewwwwwww

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 10:28 PM (RFPHU)

394 279 If the comments from the horde are any indication, Fox reporting is worse than CNN tonight.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 10:23 PM (B9Prs)

I mean CNN is obviously speaking from a D perspective, but they're reporting the news fairly and timely and not being annoying. So, yes, CNN is better than fox for elections.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 10:28 PM (uCjyK)

395 Wavki psaki has had bad plastic surgery.

Some nut on msnbc are shitting their pants about electoral college based "voter suppression" in Texas and Florida.

These people are bug fuck nutz.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 05, 2024 10:28 PM (uBBbP)

396 So? Time to chill the flagon?

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at November 05, 2024 10:28 PM (MB784)

397 367 Arizona U.S. Senate race with 49% in.
Gallego - 52.8%
Lake - 45.5%
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 10:25 PM (6ydKt)

Terrible.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:27 PM (Zz0t1)

======

Most likely just early votes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:27 PM (GBKbO)

Andy Biggs district is lagging in reporting according to the AZ guy on Kirk's stream.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:28 PM (MGB5H)

398 has fox news called it for kamala yet?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 05, 2024 10:28 PM (CWTWj)

399 Harris has the lead in VA now...damn
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 10:26 PM (EmT/E)
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Still Fairfax only reporting 59%. And still need more than half the votes in the blue regions downstate (Richmond, Hampton, Norfolk). But it's going to be close.

Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 10:28 PM (79pEw)

400 357 He uses it, but you will see

Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2024 10:29 PM (HJ9BW)

401 Im not inviting Winston Wolf till some of the toilet bowl 6 call for trump

Posted by: a dude in MI at November 05, 2024 10:29 PM (+I6Y/)

402 Let me know when you do so I can go get my camera.

Don't forget your macro lens.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 10:29 PM (xCA6C)

403 Just flipped on MSNBC. Lawrence O'Donnell is a complete idiot. That is all

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 10:29 PM (aRslG)

404 Puerto Rico is an island made put of garbage.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2024 10:29 PM (PM7HD)

405 McCromick expanding lead.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:29 PM (MGB5H)

406 Republicans take out the trash in Puerto
Posted by: gKWVE
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ISWYDT.

Posted by: scampydog at November 05, 2024 10:29 PM (41CYW)

407 EC count here according to CTV "News"
PDT 198 Harris 112

Doesn't say their source.

Reuters
PDT 195 Harris 91

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 10:29 PM (hovnC)

408 Zippers up, folks. It's still very early.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at November 05, 2024 10:29 PM (Vvh2V)

409 We're in mandate territory.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM

Republicans don't have mandates.
Posted by: BruceWayne

That's not who we are.

*spit*

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 05, 2024 10:29 PM (ftFVW)

410 DD just called GA for Trump

Posted by: MrExcitement at November 05, 2024 10:29 PM (hOOi9)

411
The turd burglars at AP still aren't calling Sen for TX

_________

Ted is beating Allred like a baby seal, up nearly 10%. Unless AP thinks some tidal wave from the Valley is going to come in for Allred.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 10:29 PM (EsZUh)

412 Trump is going BEAST MODE in Michigan

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 10:29 PM (M7vhK)

413 Arizona U.S. Senate race with 49% in.
Gallego - 52.8%
Lake - 45.5%

== WTF is wrong with AZ ?!

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:29 PM (V13WU)

414 this has always been the best place to be on election nights

thanks ace

Posted by: brak at November 05, 2024 10:29 PM (NGHTx)

415 We're in mandate territory.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM

Republicans don't have mandates.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:27 PM

And we'll pounce!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 05, 2024 10:29 PM (4p0Xq)

416
VDH on Megyn dishing the cruelty. He calls her "Camilla", sounds like.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 05, 2024 10:29 PM (w6EFb)

417 House control still looks tight.

Posted by: TRex at November 05, 2024 10:29 PM (IQ6Gq)

418 392 Ohio finally got a clue that Sherrod Brown practically wearing a maga hat in his ads was complete bull shit
Posted by: Buzzion at November 05, 2024 10:28 PM (On29Z)

======

Now to see if MT can figure it out about Tester.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:29 PM (GBKbO)

419 AI is the truth. Do you want to fight the truth?

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 10:29 PM (0+1J5)

420 382 Cruz only up 10 points in Texas.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 05, 2024 10:28 PM (7ycIc)

Dear Dems, a few million dollars more and you'll take this seat. Don't give up!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 10:29 PM (KbCG3)

421 Georgia at last, According to DD.

Posted by: In for a long night at November 05, 2024 10:29 PM (2NXcZ)

422 292 Will Kamala actually speak to her supporters unlike Hillary?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Great memory! I'd imagine that she pulls some version of the "You didn't set me up for success" later.

Posted by: Auspex at November 05, 2024 10:29 PM (j4U/Z)

423 GregGutfeld
@greggutfeld
·
the Ann Selzer poll was the political equivalent of an erotic dream when the sexy stranger turns out to be a naked mole rat.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 05, 2024 10:29 PM (Y6IkP)

424 I really, really want to watch this Tucker show--seeing some fantastic guests.

But watching Charlie Kirk for the real-time analysis.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 10:29 PM (lN/pN)

425 Iowa with 50% in.
Trump - 54.3%
Harris - 44.3%

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 10:29 PM (6ydKt)

426 That Harris live stream on PBS is the Sadz. Those people look defeated.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:29 PM (RUMEY)

427 GEORGIA FOR TRUMP

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 10:30 PM (M7vhK)

428 This bikini blonde thinks some of these calls are premature:
http://tiny.cc/ucutzz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 10:23 PM (HnUIn)

I'd show her premature.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 10:30 PM (i24o9)

429 MI now leaning Trump on the NYT needle.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 10:27 PM (k1Qly)
---
All our election are belong to Jocelyn Benson.

Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2024 10:30 PM (OaZlZ)

430 Time to start chilling the pudding yet?

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at November 05, 2024 10:30 PM (H0ehV)

431 That idiot Hogan is done. He's lost by 20+ points in MD.

Bitch McConnell poured money into this fool's errand rather than actual close races because Hogan was going to be a reliable RINO.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at November 05, 2024 10:30 PM (lCHt6)

432 It's not too late Dems, buy ads in Texas.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 05, 2024 10:30 PM (7ycIc)

433 Arizona U.S. Senate race with 49% in.
Gallego - 52.8%
Lake - 45.5%

== WTF is wrong with AZ ?!
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:29 PM

Depends on where the votes are from.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 05, 2024 10:30 PM (4p0Xq)

434 https://is.gd/C5KgIE

Watch the facial expressions and body language.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 10:24 PM

Ha! Thank you for that, I enjoyed seeing the deflated looks on so many Kamala supporters' faces.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at November 05, 2024 10:30 PM (2I8Yw)

435 PS - Now I know what it's like to put out fake news and then the retraction...no one reads the retraction, even if it's almost instant

...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 10:30 PM (exHjb)

436 425 Iowa with 50% in.
Trump - 54.3%
Harris - 44.3%
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 10:29 PM (6ydKt)

=======

But it was shaded blue for like 5 minutes!

And the polls!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:30 PM (GBKbO)

437 PBS is showing the Harris watch party in DC.

They do not look like happy campers.

Posted by: the ARC of History! at November 05, 2024 10:30 PM (uxCna)

438 VA is too far gone with the deep state jobs expansion

Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2024 10:30 PM (HJ9BW)

439 We're in mandate territory.
Posted by: Heavy Meta

That does it, I'm getting ice cream. I'm being commanded to.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2024 10:30 PM (KAi1n)

440 GA for Trump !

Posted by: jsg at November 05, 2024 10:30 PM (7kKPC)

441 GA called for Trump.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:30 PM (RUMEY)

442 Tonight we settle all family business.

Posted by: Archer at November 05, 2024 10:28 PM (IDphi)

--------------

I want literal, not figurative, blood ...

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 10:30 PM (jfKqs)

443 Finally found my home for live election coverage:

Razorfist is live

https://tinyurl.com/yyyn9b96

Posted by: Orson at November 05, 2024 10:30 PM (dIske)

444 > 404 Puerto Rico is an island made put of garbage.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2024 10:29 PM (PM7HD)

Some super hot women, though.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 05, 2024 10:30 PM (W5ArC)

445 I had a feeling that Lake would lose.
Yes it is early, but she is HATED by white, single, women.
In 2020 leftists bragged of voting for those in the AZ primaries that would be easiest to defeat in the general and I suspected it happened again in 2024 when she won.
Lamb would have curb stomped Gallego.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 05, 2024 10:30 PM (elaR+)

446 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 10:23 PM (HnUIn)

I'd show her premature.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 10:30 PM (i24o9)
---
Wait. Did that come out the way that you wanted it?

Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2024 10:30 PM (OaZlZ)

447 Glen Beck just called out The Meatball as a leftist.

Posted by: Bert G at November 05, 2024 10:30 PM (VARTN)

448 Now to see if MT can figure it out about Tester.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:29 PM (GBKbO)

He's done.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:30 PM (MGB5H)

449 282 DONT START SUCKING EACH OTHERS DICKS JUST YET

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 05, 2024 10:23 PM (npSXl)

I think they do that on DU whether Kumala wins or loses...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2024 10:30 PM (ynpvh)

450 217 Maybe Democrats aren't geniuses at politics and stealing elections. Maybe they were just good at it because Republicans let them do it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (GBKbO)

I nominate this for Comment of the Week.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
---------------
Seconded.
-------------
All in favor say 'aye'!

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 05, 2024 10:30 PM (XjTSo)

451 I imagine a room with Vivek sitting behind a desk, with a black drape over it.

RINO pos walks in.

Vivek: Let your name be stricken from every book and tablet, stricken from all pylons and obelisks, stricken from every monument of Egypt. Let tyourname be unheard and unspoken, erased from the memory of men for all time.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 10:30 PM (QfvaV)

452 I'm fucking hammered, Horde - you guys are amazing. LFG!!!

MANDATE!!!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 05, 2024 10:30 PM (FAbrK)

453 VA is too far gone with the deep state jobs expansion

Not if President Trump fires a million of them.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 10:31 PM (oZhjI)

454 Great link : https://polymarket.com/elections

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 05, 2024 10:31 PM (7ycIc)

455 This isn't over, but the fat lady is warning up.

Arizona, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania can still be stolen. We were here four years ago too. Dems had an easier path to steal it, but they can still steal it again... only more brazenly.

That said... this feels like 1968

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 10:31 PM (wGun1)

456 I may have to run out to the bodega and buy some cups of pudding.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 10:31 PM (uCjyK)

457 >>That 45% are the people who drive the trucks, fix the plumbing, put food on the table, etc. I’m not worried for them. They’ll kick the laptop class’ ass.

>>They’re also the ones who have the guns.

I'm not worried about us either. We'll hold up our end.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 10:31 PM (LkLld)

458 431 That idiot Hogan is done. He's lost by 20+ points in MD.

Bitch McConnell poured money into this fool's errand rather than actual close races because Hogan was going to be a reliable RINO.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at November 05, 2024 10:30 PM (lCHt6)

=======

If anything should sink Mitch's chosen successor, it's this.

Even if it's just to shit on Mitch by denying him what he wants. The Logan loss could be the key to Cornyn nor Thune becoming caucus leader.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:31 PM (GBKbO)

459 Active duty mil here (space). Desperately hoping for Trump to win.

Posted by: Morseus at November 05, 2024 10:31 PM (ym7U0)

460 GregGutfeld
@greggutfeld
·
the Ann Selzer poll was the political equivalent of an erotic dream when the sexy stranger turns out to be a naked mole rat.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 05, 2024 10:29 PM (Y6IkP)

Gutfeld ...one of a kind

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:31 PM (V13WU)

461 Arizona with 51% in.
Trump - 49.7%
Harris - 49.5%

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 10:31 PM (6ydKt)

462 I was going to make crème brûlée but I didn't have the ramekins.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 05, 2024 10:31 PM (lhenN)

463 Or, more accurately, he called Decision Desk as a "leftist organization".

Posted by: Bert G at November 05, 2024 10:31 PM (VARTN)

464 White Single Karens are natural conservatives.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:31 PM (lX8VI)

465 no one reads the retraction, even if it's almost instant...
Posted by: Nova Local

I read it, Nova!!

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at November 05, 2024 10:31 PM (1KCcl)

466 We're in mandate territory.
Posted by: Heavy Meta

That does it, I'm getting ice cream. I'm being commanded to.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2024 10:30 PM (KAi1n)

----------------

BREAKING: Supermarket Shelves Empty After Run on Pudding Cups.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 10:31 PM (jfKqs)

467 * peeks in *

Looks like good news for the USA! Still, not ready to count chickens and all that....

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 05, 2024 10:31 PM (fs1hN)

468 376 Virginia US Senate race with 70% in.
Kaine - 52.2%
Cao - 47.8%
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 10:27 PM (6ydKt)

Damn.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:27 PM (Zz0t1)
______
^&*()
My wife will be PO'd. She's hated him since he was Richmond Mayor.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 10:31 PM (1bNHn)

469 MANDATE!!!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 05, 2024 10:30 PM (FAbrK)

SMISH

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 10:31 PM (1YfKX)

470 389 382 Cruz only up 10 points in Texas.
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 05, 2024 10:28 PM (7ycIc)

=======

Imagine if he were a quality candidate who ran a good campaign.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:28 PM (GBKbO)

After Beto! failed six years ago the Democrats concluded they must run a black against Cruz in '24. Certain victory, they believed. Best laid plans...

Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2024 10:31 PM (aBgBM)

471 Time to start chilling the pudding yet?
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at November 05, 2024 10:30 PM

Maybe just mix it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 05, 2024 10:31 PM (4p0Xq)

472 "MSNBC host Joy Reid calling Florida an 'extreme right-wing fascist [ULTRA MAGA] state'."

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 05, 2024 10:31 PM (LPS7w)

473 I may have to run out to the bodega and buy some cups of pudding.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 10:31 PM (uCjyK)

Everyone knows it's BODEGA. Duh.

- Jill.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 05, 2024 10:31 PM (FAbrK)

474 >>Will Kamala actually speak to her supporters unlike Hillary?

Wanna bet she holds out longer, hoping for late-arriving ballots to roll in over the next few days?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 10:31 PM (scDBq)

475 421 Georgia at last, According to DD.

Posted by: In for a long night at November 05, 2024 10:29 PM (2NXcZ)

Yeah? That one seems to keep getting tighter.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 10:31 PM (KbCG3)

476 Man dates are indeed for Democrats.

Buncha fags.

Posted by: The Ocean Craves Batteries at November 05, 2024 10:31 PM (jPWY0)

477 Iowa with 50% in.
Trump - 54.3%
Harris - 44.3%
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 10:29 PM (6ydKt)

But the seltzer poll!!

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (B9Prs)

478 I'm just looking forward to the fascism.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (Nz9I3)

479 VA is too far gone with the deep state jobs expansion
Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2024 10:30 PM (HJ9BW)
---
Sounds like a job for Kamala.

Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (OaZlZ)

480 Whoa, McCormick is close to Trump. He might pull it off in PA. Lake is further behind Trump than I'd hope. But the three blue wall senators have a good chance.

Posted by: Skeptical at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (ZZhoL)

481 Active duty mil here (space). Desperately hoping for Trump to win.
Posted by: Morseus at November 05, 2024 10:31 PM (ym7U0)

hang in there

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (V13WU)

482 346 California though.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 10:24 PM (NpAcC)

CA had more Trump votes in 2020 than TX, just cause CA will be Blue doesnt mean itll be by like 20M
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:26 PM

--

They had to get 10 million to the polls today to equal the 17.5MM they got in 2020. I predict they get less than 16MM for a total net 4.5MM for Kamala, which Texas will ultimately bite to the bone.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (wzAuc)

483 Will Kamala actually speak to her supporters unlike Hillary?

Is Kammie capable of standing at this point, considering all the alcohol she's doubtless consumed?

Posted by: the ARC of History! at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (uxCna)

484 470 After Beto! failed six years ago the Democrats concluded they must run a black against Cruz in '24. Certain victory, they believed. Best laid plans...
Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2024 10:31 PM (aBgBM)

========

May this season be the season that overt identitarian politics goes to die.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (GBKbO)

485 So does this shut Republicans up forever about being "safe" and "appealing to moderates" and "reaching out" to their "friendsh"?

Just kidding.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (lX8VI)

486 Is it too early to start packing the court with conservatives?

Posted by: Peanuts Revenge at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (ACWel)

487 The NY Times Needle has 297 EVs for Trump.

This is shaping up to be a repudiation of the Left.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (tPMOE)

488 Wavki psaki has had bad plastic surgery.

Some nut on msnbc are shitting their pants about electoral college based "voter suppression" in Texas and Florida.

These people are bug fuck nutz.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 05, 2024 10:28 PM

Record votes in both Texas and Florida and they call voter suppression.......denial is not just a river in Egypt.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (QNSds)

489 441 GA called for Trump.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024

Can I back out of the hand spring?

Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (aT5K/)

490 If Trump wins, the speech i most want to hear is Biden's.

Posted by: Wally at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (7h5xt)

491 Is anyplace doing a serious job covering the House?

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (1bNHn)

492 There goes your credibility you fucking retards

DDHQ has been going downhill since they took media money and eliminated their "Ace of Spades Decision Desk" branding.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (OyOhQ)

493 I read the NYT is predicting Trump wins the popular AND electoral college.

Oh, Chatham County GA is experiencing a "hang up" tallying votes. Big damned surprise.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (4tmpE)

494 154 Lots of old friends here tonight.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 05, 2024 10:15 PM (DG8JC)

I know. It's awesome.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinfor

And Missing so many I didn't know about Vic until a few days ago Skol to him.

Posted by: LASue at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (VPuca)

495 450 217 Maybe Democrats aren't geniuses at politics and stealing elections. Maybe they were just good at it because Republicans let them do it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (GBKbO)

I nominate this for Comment of the Week.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
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Seconded.
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All in favor say 'aye'!
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 05, 2024 10:30 PM (XjTSo)

Aye!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (W5ArC)

496 DONT START SUCKING EACH OTHERS DICKS JUST YET

****************

SUCK SUCK SUCK

Posted by: Spaceballs at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (M7vhK)

497 Why the hell isn’t GA called yet (at RCP) Trump up 5 with 80% reporting…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (6RwsA)

498 Is Kammie capable of standing at this point, considering all the alcohol she's doubtless consumed?
Posted by: the ARC of History! at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (uxCna)

I bet she's sloshed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (RUMEY)

499 White Single Karens are natural conservatives.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:31 PM (lX8VI)

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"Here, hold our Coronas." -- Illegal Alien Invaders

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (jfKqs)

500 This bikini blonde thinks some of these calls are premature:
http://tiny.cc/ucutzz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

And she'd know.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (ftFVW)

501
After Beto! failed six years ago the Democrats concluded they must run a black against Cruz in '24. Certain victory, they believed. Best laid plans...
Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2024 10:31 PM (aBgBM)

A black married to a white girl.......Not enough.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (Zz0t1)

502 Imagine if Bitch McConnell had given Hung Cao the resources he gave that loser Hogan.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (oZhjI)

503 Looks like Decision Desk has given Trump the checkmark for Georgia.

Yay

Posted by: tankdemon at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (iQiR1)

504 Klamato only up by 2500 in MI.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (PM7HD)

505 Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 05, 2024 10:30 PM (FAbrK)

SMISH

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 10:31 PM (1YfKX)

You. Are. Fucking. Amazing.

Smishes back.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (FAbrK)

506 According to DD

That's like saying "this stock is a sure thing according to Jim Cramer"

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 10:33 PM (gKWVE)

507 Trump got nearly 45% of the votes in bluer than fucking blue Rhode Island, mind boggling when you think about it.
When the civil war goes red hot, what happens to the 45%

Tells the 55% to go back to making sandwiches?
Posted by: 18-1
----

Fitted with a larger butt plug until their ass is needed?

/Just saying

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 05, 2024 10:33 PM (/lPRQ)

508 If Trump wins, the speech i most want to hear is Biden's.
Posted by: Wally at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (7h5xt)
+++++
10 minute prepared statement, barely held together.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 10:33 PM (HnUIn)

509 do u lying cons want me to ask AI a question?

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 10:33 PM (0+1J5)

510 408 Zippers up, folks. It's still very early.

Wait. Are y'all wearing pants?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 10:33 PM (dg+HA)

511 Kamala is about to become the most hated person in the Democratic Party, and I am here for it!

Posted by: the ARC of History! at November 05, 2024 10:33 PM (uxCna)

512 I'm reaching for the humidor, victory cigar is imminent

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at November 05, 2024 10:33 PM (0u7Q0)

513 Still Fairfax only reporting 59%. And still need more than half the votes in the blue regions downstate (Richmond, Hampton, Norfolk). But it's going to be close.
Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 10:28 PM (79pEw)

130k votes still out in FFX or thereabouts, 2-1 for Harris. That's net ~50k for Harris.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 10:33 PM (QfvaV)

514 Jaime is so memorable I had forgotten until today he exists and was Hillary's vp candidate

Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2024 10:33 PM (HJ9BW)

515
But the seltzer poll!!
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (B9Prs)

_________

*squirts Joe in the face from bottle*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 10:33 PM (EsZUh)

516 474 >>Will Kamala actually speak to her supporters unlike Hillary?

Wanna bet she holds out longer, hoping for late-arriving ballots to ~~roll in~~ be fabricated over the next few days?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 10:31 PM (scDBq)

Just a minor correction.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 05, 2024 10:33 PM (D5l7Y)

517 Anyone else getting really sick of the networks comparing results to 2020?

Not only confusing, but why is it relevant?
Why not compare to 2016 if they want a comparison?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 10:33 PM (scDBq)

518 Elon just tweeted Game Set Match.

Oh boy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:33 PM (RUMEY)

519 Goodnight, y'all.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 05, 2024 10:33 PM (RU4sa)

520 WI 52% in tied.

Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 10:33 PM (i0F8b)

521
Can I back out of the hand spring?
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (aT5K/)

NOPE!!!

Your statement is on record........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:33 PM (Zz0t1)

522 Is Kammie capable of standing at this point, considering all the alcohol she's doubtless consumed?
Posted by: the ARC of History! at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (uxCna)

I bet she's sloshed.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (RUMEY)

---------------

"As a precaution, all the lamps have been removed from the waiting room."

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 10:33 PM (jfKqs)

523 Republicans don't have mandates.

Ace famously had a man date with Allahpundit way back when.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2024 10:33 PM (OyOhQ)

524 And it autocorrect's Kaine to Jaime wtf LOL

Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2024 10:33 PM (HJ9BW)

525 That gaggle of shrews on msnbc basically said the need more public shame on men for not voting for Harris and for their daughters next abortion. It's almost unwatchable.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 05, 2024 10:34 PM (uBBbP)

526 Well, my sister's Democrat Rep whom she works for won his race.

I mean, he represents a major urban center in a southern state, so it wasn't exactly a surprise, but it's nice to know that she'll still have a job come February.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:34 PM (GBKbO)

527 410 DD just called GA for Trump
----
Reuters PDT up 3.2% with 86% votes in

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 10:34 PM (hovnC)

528 "Decision Desk just retracted their call of VA for Kamala!!"

They can't do that. They must relinquish the "Pollster License" and register as "Democrat Operative License". They certainly interfered in another election.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 05, 2024 10:34 PM (Cus5s)

529 When Hitler was deciding where to build Eagle's Nest, he was torn between Berchtesgaden and Miami.

Posted by: The Ocean Craves Batteries at November 05, 2024 10:34 PM (jPWY0)

530 95% of the votes in for Virginia and Trump is trailing by less than 1 point in the State. I think it is over.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 10:34 PM (QNSds)

531
Vivek for Retribution Czar.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 10:22 PM (QfvaV)

With a yuuuuuge print of Frazetta's Death Dealer hanging on the wall behind his desk.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 05, 2024 10:34 PM (lmX8q)

532 If you want something to cheer you up go watch the live stream of Kamala election night party at Howard University. Lots of liberal tears forming
Posted by: Ripley
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That's amusing, Harris supporters waving (obviously supplied) American flags.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2024 10:34 PM (XeU6L)

533 I hope Israel's fueling up the bombers..

Posted by: M. Gaga at November 05, 2024 10:34 PM (ZtgZZ)

534 This is perfection.

https://x.com/VivekRammaswamy/status/1853836129935491158

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 10:34 PM (1YfKX)

535 Ah, I see what they did. Instead of broken bathroom pipes we have broken voting or vote counting machines. How fortuitous?

Posted by: Decaf at November 05, 2024 10:34 PM (unUNN)

536 Krull update: This movie has an elaborate "make character into pincushion trap" three years before Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 05, 2024 10:34 PM (lhenN)

537 Is it still too early for me to crack open the vodka? Now I'm a little annoyed with myself. I went to the movies today, and I should have gotten a popcorn refill to bring home.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 05, 2024 10:34 PM (0Htd1)

538 "Remember, remember, the fifth of November." Because it is.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 05, 2024 10:34 PM (XjTSo)

539 Man dates are indeed for Democrats.
---
Especially for secret male Kamala voters whose eyes lock across the room, and agree to vote for Kamala....

... and to meet in the Mens' room.

Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2024 10:34 PM (OaZlZ)

540 Kamala is about to become the most hated person in the Democratic Party, and I am here for it!

Posted by: the ARC of History! at November 05, 2024 10:33 PM (uxCna)

-------------

Toxic femininity.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 10:35 PM (jfKqs)

541 So no Ont tonight?

Posted by: lin-duh at November 05, 2024 10:35 PM (VCgbV)

542 Arizona is going to be close.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 10:35 PM (wGun1)

543 I read the NYT is predicting Trump wins the popular AND electoral college.

Oh, Chatham County GA is experiencing a "hang up" tallying votes. Big damned surprise.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (4tmpE)

Jane! GA was called for Trump. Congrats !

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:35 PM (V13WU)

544 This is shaping up to be a repudiation of the Left.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (tPMOE)

Or Trump was the guy to pick and has actually done a good job doing what Republicans refused to do for years, which is actually try to win with what we believe in and see what happens.

One or the other....

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:35 PM (lX8VI)

545 Trump will win Iowa by 15 points.

Fucking Ann Seltzer.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:35 PM (RUMEY)

546 Considering where Elon is at with his rockets, history goes from 'Elon harassed into prison/whatever by blue assholes' to 'mankind on Mars' with a Trump victory.... I want to watch from 'severely right wing Florida' as humanity takes its first big steps offworld.

(The Moon doesn't count, it's practically a step away!)

Posted by: Locarno at November 05, 2024 10:35 PM (aQ6iI)

547 522 Is Kammie capable of standing at this point, considering all the alcohol she's doubtless consumed?
Posted by: the ARC of History! at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (uxCna)

I bet she's sloshed.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (RUMEY)

---------------

"As a precaution, all the lamps have been removed from the waiting room."
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 10:33 PM (jfKqs)

I never thought I would type this, but I feel for the media hacks. After all the "going down" on Commielah they did, that must be too rancid and nauseating even for *them*.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 05, 2024 10:35 PM (D5l7Y)

548
Excerpt from Trump victory speech

“We must crush our enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women”

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 05, 2024 10:35 PM (/vN74)

549 How about we talk to AI?

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 10:35 PM (0+1J5)

550 Record votes in both Texas and Florida and they call voter suppression.......denial is not just a river in Egypt.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (QNSds)

They're panicking about FL and TX because their open-borders stance is not popular with legal Hispanic immigrants.

They tried to pander harder than they've ever pandered before and it's blowing up in their faces.

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 05, 2024 10:35 PM (gJKGU)

551 IA is going to be 12+

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:35 PM (MGB5H)

552 Fox News' Exit Poll shows that Donald Trump has received a record 43% of the Jewish vote in New York, the highest share for a Republican
==
OMG??!! I know it's an exit poll, but that.... wow. Trump is a mensch.

Posted by: Simplemind at November 05, 2024 10:28 PM (YrUlT)

I saw Karol Markowicz predict this. But would not allow myself to believe.

Posted by: DaisyB at November 05, 2024 10:35 PM (AbL8c)

553 That gaggle of shrews on msnbc basically said the need more public shame on men for not voting for Harris and for their daughters next abortion. It's almost unwatchable.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

Yeah dads! Your daughters are the town bicycles.
We ride at dawn!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 10:35 PM (0ZV5S)

554 GA called for Trump.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024

Can I back out of the hand spring?
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (aT5K/)

Nope! And I'm gonna need your X handle!

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 10:36 PM (RFPHU)

555 "Remember, remember, the fifth of November." Because it is.
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 05, 2024 10:34 PM (XjTSo)

Oh, I like this !

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:36 PM (V13WU)

556 545 Trump will win Iowa by 15 points.

Fucking Ann Seltzer.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:35 PM (RUMEY)

========

BUT.

THE.

POLLS!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:36 PM (GBKbO)

557 ATC you're killing me with the long links.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 10:36 PM (xOnCy)

558 Hi, all!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 05, 2024 10:36 PM (OyJmk)

559 218 Trump is up in PA, WI.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I can't fight this feeling anymore
And yet I'm still afraid to let it flow

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 05, 2024 10:36 PM (J5RCE)

560 If ever you think you'd job is pointless, remember that at least you do t have to report on exit poll questions for a cable news network.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 10:36 PM (B9Prs)

561 They just pulled Kirk off youtube

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:36 PM (MGB5H)

562 492 There goes your credibility you fucking retards

Comment of the decade.

Posted by: Auspex at November 05, 2024 10:36 PM (j4U/Z)

563 Trump will win Iowa by 15 points.

Fucking Ann Seltzer.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:35 PM (RUMEY)

That was blatant election interference.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:36 PM (Zz0t1)

564 If Trump wins, the speech i most want to hear is Biden's.

DOCTOR JILL posed for the cameras today when she voted in a red dress. Not a sofa pelt like her usual, either. If it comes out her and Joe voted for PDJT I will laugh my ass off.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2024 10:36 PM (OyOhQ)

565 CNN says DJT has 60% of Latinos in MI in exit polls

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 10:36 PM (uCjyK)

566 @438

>>VA is too far gone with the deep state jobs expansion

I'm going to be pissed off if that shit bird Vindman wins.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 10:36 PM (XV/Pl)

567 Montana Senate Election:

3 precincts fully in, 38 more partially (out of 727)

Sheehy (R): 11924
Tester (You Can Return Home To Big Sandy Now): 9965

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 05, 2024 10:36 PM (ghV3u)

568
Space Daddy went all in. My hat's off to him.

As he told Tucker, if Kumswala won, he's fucked.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 05, 2024 10:36 PM (w6EFb)

569 That gaggle of shrews on msnbc basically said the need more public shame on men for not voting for Harris and for their daughters next abortion. It's almost unwatchable.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

Shit. Nearly all of us voted for Palin. It's not my fault Harris is a cum guzzling gutterslut with a spunk trumpet cock socket for a mouth...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 05, 2024 10:36 PM (FAbrK)

570 374 Joy Reid: Texas is the most voter suppression state in the country!

Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2024 10:27 PM (aBgBM)

++++

What exactly is voter suppression?

Posted by: washrivergal at November 05, 2024 10:37 PM (mzoqX)

571 >>Why the hell isn’t GA called yet (at RCP) Trump up 5 with 80% reporting…

Because then people stop watching and the money stops flowing.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 10:37 PM (LkLld)

572 Fox is never going to call any of the swing states.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 10:37 PM (EmT/E)

573 So let it be written, so let it be done.
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Et cetera, et cetera!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 10:37 PM (hovnC)

574 If you want something to cheer you up go watch the live stream of Kamala election night party at Howard University. Lots of liberal tears forming
Posted by: Ripley
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It's so beautiful. So much sadz.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2024 10:37 PM (4tmpE)

575 @umichvoter
·
5m
Election day vote in a Dearborn precinct

332 Trump
293 Stein
81 Harris

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:37 PM (GBKbO)

576 In Michigan that cow Slotkin may be beating Rogers. Oh well, you can't have everything.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 05, 2024 10:37 PM (0Htd1)

577 Kamala is about to become the most hated person in the Democratic Party, and I am here for it!
Posted by: the ARC of History
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Isn't she already?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2024 10:37 PM (XeU6L)

578 217 Maybe Democrats aren't geniuses at politics and stealing elections. Maybe they were just good at it because Republicans let them do it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (GBKbO)

---

Love it.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 05, 2024 10:37 PM (ZpzRm)

579 DD just called GA for Trump
----
David Duke!

How racist!

Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2024 10:37 PM (OaZlZ)

580 So much for Historic First. She's not even the first woman to lose to Hitler.

But I'm getting ahead of myself.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:37 PM (lX8VI)

581 Piper's hand spring is gonna be epic.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:37 PM (RUMEY)

582 Are the stars aligning for a VT appearance?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 05, 2024 10:37 PM (a3Q+t)

583 Trump lead in NC now 135,000 with 75% of precincts reported.

Posted by: Henry O. at November 05, 2024 10:37 PM (Wnkzy)

584 So are all the celebrities moving? Can we do a go fund me for their moving trucks?

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 10:37 PM (I6YnL)

585 207-91 EV, Trump as of Iowa.. Still nothing solid from NC, GA, etc.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 10:37 PM (2cS/G)

586 Trump won Iowa by 8 or 9 back in 2020. And that was before Biden and Harris dragged us down to Third World level. Who could have possibly believed that Selzer poll?

Posted by: Wally at November 05, 2024 10:37 PM (7h5xt)

587 Sloppy drunk ugly-crying Harris concession speech.... come on, universe. You can do this. Smash those atoms and photons together however you got to. This needs to happen.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2024 10:37 PM (DDGz9)

588 Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2024 10:37 PM (OaZlZ)

LOL

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:38 PM (lX8VI)

589 So no Ont tonight?

Well, this is kind of a big deal, don't you think?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 05, 2024 10:38 PM (mH6SG)

590 Joy Reid: Texas is the most voter suppression state in the country!

Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2024 10:27 PM (aBgBM)

You have absolutely ZERO evidence of ANY voter suppression in the state of Texas.

I hope AG Paxton is paying attention. Go after this racist, lying c*ntbag.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:38 PM (Zz0t1)

591 Active duty mil here (space). Desperately hoping for Trump to win.

Posted by: Morseus at November 05, 2024 10:31 PM (ym7U0)

Welcome, and thanks for your service.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 10:38 PM (i24o9)

592 ATC you're killing me with the long links.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 10:36 PM (xOnCy)

Shit, sorry, let me tiny url.

https://tinyurl.com/4jm7uwns

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 10:38 PM (1YfKX)

593 What exactly is voter suppression?
Posted by: washrivergal at November 05, 2024 10:37 PM (mzoqX)

Democrats losing

Posted by: a dude in MI at November 05, 2024 10:38 PM (+I6Y/)

594

Hi Bluebell! Miss talking with you!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 05, 2024 10:38 PM (ODmFJ)

595 530 95% of the votes in for Virginia and Trump is trailing by less than 1 point in the State. I think it is over.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 10:34 PM (QNSds)

It's not really 95%...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 10:38 PM (exHjb)

596 210-91? I can't keep up.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 10:38 PM (2cS/G)

597 I allow myself 2 or 3 beers a year.
Tonight I hoist one!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 05, 2024 10:38 PM (MeG8a)

598 586 Trump won Iowa by 8 or 9 back in 2020. And that was before Biden and Harris dragged us down to Third World level. Who could have possibly believed that Selzer poll?
Posted by: Wally at November 05, 2024 10:37 PM (7h5xt)

======

Democratic Underground did.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:38 PM (GBKbO)

599 Posted by: Joe Mannix

I'd show her premature.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
---
Wait. Did that come out the way that you wanted it?
Posted by: Axeman

"Who you going to please with that little thing?"

Comrade Flounder - "Uh. . . . ME!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2024 10:38 PM (WXNFJ)

600 DJT has 60% of Latinos in MI in exit polls

Reconquista, pendejos moros!

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 10:38 PM (gKWVE)

601 Let me know when you do so I can go get my camera.

Don't forget your macro lens.
==
Ba hahahahaa!!!

Posted by: Simplemind at November 05, 2024 10:38 PM (YrUlT)

602 Trump will win Iowa by 15 points.

*******************

That would be an 18 point miss by Selzer

Burn

Posted by: Spaceballs at November 05, 2024 10:38 PM (M7vhK)

603 Posted by: 1bulwetweft at November 05, 2024 10:17 PM (H0ehV)

Whomever the f you are, I denounce you.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 05, 2024 10:38 PM (IG4Id)

604 517 Anyone else getting really sick of the networks comparing results to 2020?

Not only confusing, but why is it relevant?
Why not compare to 2016 if they want a comparison?
==========
They are burying the Potato & the Cackler with faint praise.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 05, 2024 10:38 PM (XjTSo)

605
I've got my mom and sister on speaker phone -- they've got local radio plus two YouTube streams (Styx and Depressed Ginger) and Fox on the t.v., I've got MSNBC on the telly, and you guys on the laptop.

I may watching nothing but MSNBC for the next 4 years.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 05, 2024 10:38 PM (OyJmk)

606
D-R-A-N-O

D-R-A-N-O

D-R-A-N-O

And Midler was her name-o

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (lX8VI)

607 Are we going to lose the House narrowly? Senate win looks like a lock.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (wb7Od)

608 Still nothing solid from NC, GA, etc.
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 10:37 PM (2cS/G)

Thought those were called?

Posted by: a dude in MI at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (+I6Y/)

609 Trump will win Iowa by 15 points.

Fucking Ann Seltzer.

The once respectable Economist magazine talked up the Seltzer poll as proof Kammie was going to win.

Losers.

Posted by: the ARC of History! at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (uxCna)

610 The Reddit witches are apparently seething.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (i+WgN)

611 What exactly is voter suppression?

Posted by: washrivergal at November 05, 2024 10:37 PM (mzoqX)
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Voter suppression is when Democrats don't get enough voters to win.

Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (OaZlZ)

612 Is anyone familiar with Nebraska? Deb Fischer is losing to Osborn. Don't need that to happen

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (aRslG)

613 Eric Trump is on.talking about their numbers showing PA AND WI...hold me

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (V13WU)

614 DU is Star members only. Sad!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (a3Q+t)

615 560 If ever you think you'd job is pointless, remember that at least you do t have to report on exit poll questions for a cable news network.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 10:36 PM (B9Prs)

Quircherbitchin!

Posted by: Sideline reporter chicks at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (uBBbP)

616 is it too early to send kamala a box of milk duds?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (CWTWj)

617 Maryland brings a goofy last name to the US Senate:

Alsobrooks

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (dg+HA)

618
The "let his name be stricken from the record" is one of my favorites. I think my all time "wrath of God" type line is "You have been weighed in the balances and found wanting. The days of thy kingdom are numbered".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (w6EFb)

619 Fox calls Iowa for Trump. Hah. Suck it, Ann Seltzer.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (EmT/E)

620 Looks like Trump takes Iowa by+12

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (aRslG)

621 The nyt tracker just moved the needle to a likely Trump victory with 296 EV's.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (QNSds)

622 602 Trump will win Iowa by 15 points.

*******************

That would be an 18 point miss by Selzer

Burn
Posted by: Spaceballs at November 05, 2024 10:38 PM (M7vhK)

=======

Which is literally impossible because her margin of error prevents real results from being more than 3 points away from where she predicted.

That's just science.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (GBKbO)

623 Trump at 86% on the NYT tracker!

Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (oZhjI)

624 593 What exactly is voter suppression?
Posted by: washrivergal at November 05, 2024 10:37 PM (mzoqX)

Democrats losing

Posted by: a dude in MI at November 05, 2024 10:38 PM (+I6Y/)

++++

Thought so.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (mzoqX)

625 Active duty mil here (space). Desperately hoping for Trump to win.
Posted by: Morseus
--------------
You're in good company. Keep the faith.

Posted by: scampydog at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (41CYW)

626 Without Elon Musk and twitter this might have been a different election.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (I6YnL)

627 Active duty mil here (space). Desperately hoping for Trump to win.

Posted by: Morseus at November 05, 2024 10:31 PM (ym7U0)

Welcome, and thanks for your service.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 10:38 PM (i24o9)

It appears Norfolk is still mostly out. We need the Active Duty down there to come thru.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (SHAib)

628 >That gaggle of shrews on msnbc basically said the need more public shame on men for not voting for Harris and for their daughters next abortion. It's almost unwatchable.

Counterpoint: These shrews raised hoes on purpose.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (lhenN)

629 DU is Star members only. Sad!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (a3Q+t)
++++
Too bad. Must be great at the moment. Might be different soon, but right now it's probably great fun.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (HnUIn)

630 LOL, YouTube just killed Charlie Kirk's live stream!

The Hive is pissed.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (lN/pN)

631 >>They just pulled Kirk off youtube

Who did?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (scDBq)

632 Fox News has FINALLY called Iowa.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (lHPJf)

633 Horde - the NYT 'shift from 2020' map is fucking bonkers...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 05, 2024 10:40 PM (FAbrK)

634 NY has WI and MI lean republican.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:40 PM (RUMEY)

635 Hard to believe because of our recent past but we might actually have a winner tonight.

How fun would that be?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 10:40 PM (LkLld)

636 Thought those were called?
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (+I6Y/)

Called but the final vote tallies are not yet official.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 10:40 PM (1YfKX)

637 Active duty mil here (space). Desperately hoping for Trump to win.

Posted by: Morseus
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[renders a sharp salute]

Carry on, GI.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2024 10:40 PM (XeU6L)

638 The NY Times Needle is showing Trump as ***Likely***

It is done. Break out the Bourbon.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 05, 2024 10:40 PM (tPMOE)

639 Judge Juan Merchon slowly rubs his hands together ...

Posted by: mrp at November 05, 2024 10:40 PM (rj6Yv)

640 >> The Reddit witches are apparently seething.

Didn't they say that Trump was protected from their spells by some "other force"?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 05, 2024 10:40 PM (w6EFb)

641 ugh had to witch the ad laden rumble, fucking youtube

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:40 PM (MGB5H)

642 Yeah dads! Your daughters are the town bicycles.
We ride at dawn!

I'd love to see someone do a stunt in the vein of the busload of illegals showing up at the Kamala supporters house along those lines. That would be fucking hilarious.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2024 10:40 PM (OyOhQ)

643 Will Kamala actually speak to her supporters unlike Hillary?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:24 PM (GBKbO)

Is she at the Javits Center with a fake glass ceiling about to fall on her? No?

Hmm

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 05, 2024 10:40 PM (w6EFb)

644 PA MI Pink.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2024 10:40 PM (PM7HD)

645 CNN projects Iowa to trump. Ann Seltzer hardest hit

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 10:40 PM (B9Prs)

646 Can I back out of the hand spring?
Posted by: Piper

I'll spot you.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 10:41 PM (JK4IP)

647 630 LOL, YouTube just killed Charlie Kirk's live stream!

The Hive is pissed.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (lN/pN

I think they did something. I heard someone say oh crap!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:41 PM (RUMEY)

648 They're panicking about FL and TX because their open-borders stance is not popular with legal Hispanic immigrants.

Hispanics aren't big fans of globohomo and tranny stuff either

Posted by: brak at November 05, 2024 10:41 PM (NGHTx)

649 Called but the final vote tallies are not yet official.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 10:40 PM (1YfKX)

Thank you

Posted by: a dude in MI at November 05, 2024 10:41 PM (+I6Y/)

650 Guy Fawkes Day.

Wonder if Seattle, Portland, and DC will celebrate?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 05, 2024 10:41 PM (ufFY8)

651 How drunk is Kamala?

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 10:41 PM (I6YnL)

652 I cannot understand Gallegos over Kari Lake. F'n idiots.

Posted by: Peanuts Revenge at November 05, 2024 10:41 PM (ACWel)

653 >>>That gaggle of shrews on msnbc basically said the need more public shame on men for not voting for Harris and for their daughters next abortion. It's almost unwatchable.

Go with that, ladies -- more cowbell!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 10:41 PM (scDBq)

654 I haven't been able to keep up with the comments, but I'm struck at how different the coverage has been this time.

In 2020, they deliberately held of calling obvious states (Florida in particular) so that all night Biden appeared to have a lead.

No such effort has been made for the whore.

Posted by: Methos at November 05, 2024 10:41 PM (Dnobf)

655 Maryland brings a goofy last name to the US Senate:

Alsobrooks
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (dg+HA)

Hey!

Posted by: Praisegod Barebones at November 05, 2024 10:41 PM (gKWVE)

656 nyt needle 88% now

Posted by: brak at November 05, 2024 10:41 PM (NGHTx)

657 I can't fight this feeling anymore

Forgotten what you're fighting for?

Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2024 10:41 PM (gf6mn)

658 >>They just pulled Kirk off youtube

Who did?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (scDBq)

Well, we know it wasn't Susan Wojcicki. She's a little warm right now.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:41 PM (Zz0t1)

659 611 What exactly is voter suppression?

Posted by: washrivergal at November 05, 2024 10:37 PM (mzoqX)
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Voter suppression is when Democrats don't get enough voters to win.
Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (OaZlZ)

They were making the case that Florida and Texas dem voters don't vote cause they know all the electors are going red either way...... completely forgetting about California an new york being the reverse.

What a propaganda wasteland.

Posted by: Sideline reporter chicks at November 05, 2024 10:41 PM (uBBbP)

660 VA appears to be slipping away towards Harris.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 10:41 PM (EmT/E)

661 IMPORTANT SAFETY REMINDER:

Ensure the foil top is COMPLETELY removed from your pudding cups.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 10:41 PM (QfvaV)

662 Trump at 88%!!!

Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 10:41 PM (oZhjI)

663 CNN says DJT has 60% of Latinos in MI in exit polls
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

From Michigan here. Mexican neighbors growing up. Family was there for generations. Yeah, in Michigan.
I do not think they would be happy with the trash brought in.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 05, 2024 10:41 PM (/lPRQ)

664 Looks like Trump takes Iowa by+12

==

Oh, good. Now, can we tar and feather Ann Selzer ? Like now ??

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:41 PM (V13WU)

665 That's like saying "this stock is a sure thing according to Jim Cramer"
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alexandriabrown retweeted

CNBC @CNBC Nov 4
Jim Cramer says Monday's market action suggests some traders anticipate a Harris win

Wind-Up Alligator Hooch @CompanyHooch Nov 5
A Trump win makes this Cramer’s Mona Lisa.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 10:41 PM (hovnC)

666 566 I'm going to be pissed off if that shit bird Vindman wins.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 10:36 PM
***
I've got some bad news. DDQH

Posted by: TRex at November 05, 2024 10:41 PM (IQ6Gq)

667
Old Lady Emhoff: 112

DJT: 204

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 10:41 PM (dg+HA)

668 Remember, remember the 5th of November
When America fucked those Commie bastards in the face.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 05, 2024 10:41 PM (FAbrK)

669 Shit, sorry, let me tiny url.

https://tinyurl.com/4jm7uwns

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 10:38 PM (1YfKX)

=====

Thank you!

*all the lemon bars through the USB*

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 10:41 PM (xOnCy)

670 Fox News' Exit Poll shows that Donald Trump has received a record 43% of the Jewish vote in New York, the highest share for a Republican

***

@umichvoter
·
5m
Election day vote in a Dearborn precinct

332 Trump
293 Stein
81 Harris

***

So FJB tried to appease Hamas and pissed off everyone. Amazing!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 10:41 PM (vLxSK)

671 Been off enjoying my birthday. Is there an electoral present waiting for me?

Posted by: InZona at November 05, 2024 10:42 PM (qz1Fg)

672 Will Kamala actually speak to her supporters unlike Hillary?

The laughing will be hard to explain.

Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2024 10:42 PM (gf6mn)

673
I'll spot you.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 10:41 PM (JK4IP)

That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:42 PM (Zz0t1)

674 384 If this holds, I want Lauren Boebert to tweet Victory Tits
Posted by: kbdabear at November 05, 2024 10:28 PM (6pubT)
kbdabear, grab some honey.

Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 10:42 PM (LHPAg)

675 Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Game, set and match

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 05, 2024 10:42 PM (Wx316)

676 Without Elon Musk and twitter this might have been a different election.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (I6YnL)

AMEN!

Thinking of starting an effort to rename Mars - Musk.

Posted by: DaisyB at November 05, 2024 10:42 PM (AbL8c)

677 Still some fireworks going off here...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 05, 2024 10:42 PM (/lPRQ)

678 626 Without Elon Musk and twitter this might have been a different election.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (I6YnL

Musk buying Twitter was a eucatastrophe.

Posted by: 13times at November 05, 2024 10:42 PM (g4IcW)

679 Ok. "Kamala can still get 276."

The libs on reddit are counting EV's like a yearly Jets fan doing "playoff scenarios".

"Hear me out. If the Patriots lose the rest of their games by an average of 165 points...."

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:42 PM (lX8VI)

680 AP tags KS, thanks for nothing, fools.

Posted by: Praisegod Barebones at November 05, 2024 10:42 PM (gKWVE)

681 Judge Juan Merchon slowly rubs his hands together ...

Posted by: mrp at November 05, 2024 10:40 PM (rj6Yv)

--------------

"Trump sentenced to 3,812 years of solitary confinement."

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 10:42 PM (jfKqs)

682 Trump at 88% now

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:42 PM (RUMEY)

683 The fat lady is about to start singing.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2024 10:42 PM (t8vHj)

684 Trump 210

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 10:42 PM (i+WgN)

685 ... oh Iowa too. Suck it, trolls.

Posted by: Praisegod Barebones at November 05, 2024 10:42 PM (gKWVE)

686 Trump up 2+ points in PA.

Having a blast watching MSNBC.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 05, 2024 10:42 PM (3ImbR)

687 /Wakes up from early bender

/Loads up the NYT site

Oh I am so fucked.

Posted by: Noted Pollster Ann Selzer at November 05, 2024 10:42 PM (oZhjI)

688 Lake in striking distance, Maricopa has not reported early drops including Biggs district

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:42 PM (MGB5H)

689 BREAKING: Instacart just delivered a case of Grey Goose and a case of Kleenex to the Naval Observatory.

Posted by: electronic means at November 05, 2024 10:42 PM (VV/8N)

690 Tee-hee-hee!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 05, 2024 10:42 PM (eVr3D)

691 I still can't find NC called officially, but I believe you. Hope it's true.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 10:42 PM (2cS/G)

692 Is anyone familiar with Nebraska?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (aRslG)
---
The start of Springsteen's downward slide.

Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2024 10:43 PM (OaZlZ)

693 I'd love to see someone do a stunt in the vein of the busload of illegals showing up at the Kamala supporters house along those lines. That would be fucking hilarious.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2024 10:40 PM (OyOhQ)

I've seen that on X, it's hilarious. "Oh no, I couldn't take them in. I have a teenage daughter."

"That's OK - Manuel here has dated teenagers."

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 05, 2024 10:43 PM (w6EFb)

694 Selzer was JUST a little off on Iowa. Total psyop.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 10:43 PM (q6dqN)

695 Trump at 88%!!!
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 10:41 PM (oZhjI)

***

88? Dogwhistle!!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 10:43 PM (vLxSK)

696 What's all this I hear about Presidential Erections?

Posted by: Zombie Emily Latella at November 05, 2024 10:43 PM (WXNFJ)

697 508 If Trump wins, the speech i most want to hear is Biden's.
Posted by: Wally at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (7h5xt)
+++++
10 minute prepared statement, barely held together.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 10:33 PM (HnUIn)

It will make the Top Five of the All-Time Angry Screed Speech List

Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2024 10:43 PM (aBgBM)

698 It took 8 years, but he was right - I'm not tired of winning.

Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 05, 2024 10:43 PM (8Qbd8)

699 They're panicking about FL and TX because their open-borders stance is not popular with legal Hispanic immigrants.

Hispanics aren't big fans of globohomo and tranny stuff either
Posted by: brak

Legal Hispanics aren't big fans of illegals taking the jobs AND getting the free shit.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 10:43 PM (0ZV5S)

700 675 Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Game, set and match
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 05, 2024 10:42 PM (Wx316

Remember he is in the room with Trump right now!

He's seeing internal stuff.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:43 PM (RUMEY)

701 646 Can I back out of the hand spring?
Posted by: Piper

I'll spot you.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 10:41 PM (JK4IP)

Perfect!

Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 10:43 PM (aT5K/)

702 i love jesus. am i banned again? testing

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 10:43 PM (hlI31)

703 I'm happily looking forward to Four More Enchanting Years of Melania.

Stay Turgid, Morons.

Posted by: SnakePlizzken at November 05, 2024 10:43 PM (G0Od/)

704 I wonder if Snakehead is muttering imprecations of foul words?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 05, 2024 10:43 PM (a3Q+t)

705 Can I back out of the hand spring?
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (aT5K/)

Nope! And I'm gonna need your X handle!
Posted by: Doof

Aw man, you guys making me consider signing up for X.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 05, 2024 10:43 PM (ftFVW)

706 I want two scoops. Come on donnie.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 05, 2024 10:43 PM (uBBbP)

707 Are the Walz closing in?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 10:44 PM (dg+HA)

708 The fat lady is about to start singing.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2024 10:42 PM (t8vHj)
---
Jigglypuff is a more of a body-positive they.

Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2024 10:44 PM (OaZlZ)

709 Remember that this would have been impossible if they hadn't stolen 2020 .

We'd be looking at Pence's campaign right now...

This victory, this glorious victory, is only happening because the left cheated their asses off in 2020, everyone knew it, and retribution followed.

And hell's coming with me!
- Wyatt

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 05, 2024 10:44 PM (FAbrK)

710 Trump up 3pts now in PA.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:44 PM (RUMEY)

711 "Hear me out. If the Patriots lose the rest of their games by an average of 165 points...."
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:42 PM (lX8VI)

To be fair, that is an actual possibility.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 10:44 PM (1YfKX)

712
Aw man, you guys making me consider signing up for X.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 05, 2024 10:43 PM (ftFVW)

You shouldn't have to join to see it.

Only if you want to comment on it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:44 PM (Zz0t1)

713 683 The fat lady is about to start singing.

This is about where it started going sideways in 2020.

Posted by: mediapostate at November 05, 2024 10:44 PM (tE4K0)

714 694 Selzer was JUST a little off on Iowa. Total psyop.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 10:43 PM

--

Hope the immolation of your career was worth it, Ann.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 10:44 PM (wzAuc)

715 I'm ready to get sick of winning.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 10:44 PM (dg+HA)

716 In a just world Tim Kaine wouldn't be able to win anything besides a "most likely to use an ice cream truck to molest children" contest.

Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 05, 2024 10:44 PM (8Qbd8)

717 @seanmdav
·
7m
Be sure to do plenty of calisthenics and stretching tonight before you start dunking on people with all the screenshots you've been saving for months or even years. The last thing you want to do is end up on the IR right at the beginning of dunking season.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 10:44 PM (LkLld)

718 Slotkin and Rogers tied at 48.6

Posted by: mrp at November 05, 2024 10:44 PM (rj6Yv)

719 Trump at 88% now
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:42 PM (RUMEY)

White supremacist dogwhistle, right there

Posted by: Keith Olberman at November 05, 2024 10:44 PM (Dnobf)

720 Mecklenburg and Wake counties in NC are almost out of votes, and Harris is running about even with Biden's 2020 numbers.

Fox knows Trump is going to take the state, they just won't admit it.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 10:44 PM (lHPJf)

721 i love jesus. am i banned again? testing
Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 10:43 PM (hlI31)
---
Christ is King!

Posted by: Wrong Rally at November 05, 2024 10:45 PM (OaZlZ)

722 The Catholic Unscripted (Brit) podcast said tonight was decisive for the survival of Christendom.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 10:45 PM (1bNHn)

723 Come on AP, call GA and NC.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 10:45 PM (gKWVE)

724 BREAKING: Instacart just delivered a case of Grey Goose and a case of Kleenex to the Naval Observatory.

==

LOL!!!

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:45 PM (V13WU)

725 RCP has the Republicans up 3 seats so far in the House.

Posted by: JD-NW Ohio at November 05, 2024 10:45 PM (d9roH)

726 how do they not certify this?

Posted by: brak at November 05, 2024 10:45 PM (NGHTx)

727 I'm going to be pissed off if that shit bird Vindman wins.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 10:36 PM

--------------

If Trump gets the right AG (or if not ever confirmed, Deputy AG), that asshat traitor will be executed among at least a couple hundred of his ilk ... live on PPV.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 10:45 PM (jfKqs)

728 I'm finally proud of the RNC again.

The work they have done here is incredible. Just incredible.

This is how you change the game.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:45 PM (RUMEY)

729 The fat lady is about to start singing.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2024 10:42 PM (t8vHj)

How good is this. Tell me how good this is.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:45 PM (lX8VI)

730 Is it happening?

I feel like it's happening

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 10:45 PM (B9Prs)

731 Raytheon weeps.

Posted by: DaisyB at November 05, 2024 10:45 PM (AbL8c)

732 You shouldn't have to join to see it.

Only if you want to comment on it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Oh, comments are a must in this instance.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 05, 2024 10:45 PM (ftFVW)

733 Hope the immolation of your career was worth it, Ann.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 10:44 PM (wzAuc)

Sadly with most of the Media, this will be a promotion for her.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 05, 2024 10:45 PM (D5l7Y)

734 Somebody didn't set Kamala up for success and she is pissed.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 05, 2024 10:45 PM (tPMOE)

735 710 Trump up 3pts now in PA.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:44 PM (RUMEY)

Their POS governor said it will take weeks!!!

Posted by: In for a long night at November 05, 2024 10:45 PM (2NXcZ)

736 nazi, nazi, nazi

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:45 PM (V13WU)

737 88? Dogwhistle!!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 10:43 PM (vLxSK)

LOL.

Posted by: girldog at November 05, 2024 10:45 PM (ANtE4)

738 698 It took 8 years, but he was right - I'm not tired of winning.
Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 05, 2024 10:43 PM (8Qbd

I, too, am not tired of winning.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 10:45 PM (uCjyK)

739
Oh, comments are a must in this instance.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 05, 2024 10:45 PM (ftFVW)

I will settle for commenting here. a lot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:45 PM (Zz0t1)

740 Charlie Kirk is back with a new livestream video

They were nuked by YT when someone read a tweet about dems contemplating su*cide

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 10:46 PM (wGun1)

741 Trump leading by 14 in Iowa. Need some Alka, Selzer?

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at November 05, 2024 10:46 PM (IORSH)

742 Trump at 88%!!!
Posted by: 18-1

That happened in 2020.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 05, 2024 10:46 PM (/lPRQ)

743 If and when Trump wins, he will be proclaimed Donny Three Scoops.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 05, 2024 10:46 PM (ufFY8)

744 Aw man, you guys making me consider signing up for X.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 05, 2024 10:43 PM (ftFVW)

Do it. Tomorrow's gonna be LIT.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 05, 2024 10:46 PM (w6EFb)

745 I can't believe this. I called every lesbian and government worker in Iowa. What went wrong?

Posted by: Ann Selzer at November 05, 2024 10:46 PM (7h5xt)

746 "CNN says DJT has 60% of Latinos in MI in exit polls
Posted by: Harry Paratestes"

Well Latinos voting Republican is one way to get the Democrats to support building the wall.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 05, 2024 10:46 PM (3I6ue)

747 I made some predictions 4 years ago, and I started looking in the archive to see what I wrote.

That was one messed up week.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is the end of the junta at November 05, 2024 10:46 PM (mBPMN)

748 I think Grover Cleveland is about to get some company.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 05, 2024 10:46 PM (YrTFn)

749
To be fair, that is an actual possibility.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 10:44 PM (1YfKX)

Ok bad example

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:46 PM (lX8VI)

750 Watching Steve Kornacki on MSNBC talking about the Michigan race. He's the best in the business, in my book. Calls them like he sees them.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 05, 2024 10:46 PM (gCs88)

751 In a just world Tim Kaine wouldn't be able to win anything besides a "most likely to use an ice cream truck to molest children" contest.

Not so fast fatboy

Posted by: Tim Walz at November 05, 2024 10:46 PM (oZhjI)

752 Rogers just pulled ahead of Slotkin.

Go Michigan!

Posted by: mrp at November 05, 2024 10:46 PM (rj6Yv)

753 It will make the Top Five of the All-Time Angry Screed Speech List

Biden will hold up a picture of Kamala and just yell the word "CUNT" about 500 times.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2024 10:46 PM (OyOhQ)

754 Moar whiskey.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:46 PM (Zz0t1)

755 I think we're just waiting to see which one kicks him over the top now. So much for 'we won't know on Election Night!'!

Also, I like how the state I live in has gone from purple and the object of Democrat desire to solid, rubescently Republican, all because we cleaned up the rolls... really, just cleaned up Broward! Shocking how the state went solid and unambigously red after the county with the mysterious late-night found ballot boxes was made to straighten their shit out...

Posted by: Locarno at November 05, 2024 10:46 PM (aQ6iI)

756 Somebody didn't set Kamala up for success and she is pissed.

Pissed as in angry or as in drunk?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 05, 2024 10:46 PM (lUFok)

757 Is DD the only one that has called Georgia and NC?

Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 10:46 PM (NpAcC)

758 kamala has won... will the rubes revolt again?

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 10:46 PM (hlI31)

759 Raytheon weeps.
Posted by: DaisyB

That's a weird spelling of CCP, but ok~

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 05, 2024 10:46 PM (IG4Id)

760 is it too early to send kamala a box of milk duds?

DDG chocolate babies retro candy.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 05, 2024 10:46 PM (PkYxy)

761
I have one thing to say about the United States right now.

THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:46 PM (lX8VI)

762 Medal of Freedom for Scott Pressler please and thank you

Posted by: PA Dutchman at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (QyT5w)

763 Where are you seeing this? On their site it still shows that they called it for Harris.
Posted by: ZH Cohen at November 05, 2024 10:28 PM (1TaeL)

Same, I'm not seeing that or anything about Oregon. I must have Val-U-Rite internet

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (XfoBK)

764 how do they not certify this?

Posted by: brak at November 05, 2024 10:45 PM (NGHTx)

---------------

"The Fourteenth Amendment Forbids an Insurrectionist From Holding Public Office! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"

/Trump has never been charged with nor convicted of Insurrection.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (jfKqs)

765 Pissed as in angry or as in drunk?
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Yes

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (OTdqV)

766 Elon says Game, set, match.

Flagon’s in the freezer

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (MB784)

767 Nate Silver bet $100,000 with Reboi that Trump wouldn't win FL by more than 8%. Better bust the piggy bank open Nate. LOLGF.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (4p0Xq)

768 Give me a follow @mileytheduchess and I'll point you to a few other Morons.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (w6EFb)

769 half philly is now 56 in, Trump at 21%, he was at 18% in 2020, raw vote for Harris is 307K, she has to get to 603K to match Biden, but with the lost votes in the collars in Lackawana and collar counts she needs to get to about 700K

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (MGB5H)

770 Moreno up 5 with 73% counted. Issue 1 was defeated, and Trump up double digits. Happy to be a Buckeye today. That happens about as often as a happy Ace.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (H0ehV)

771 Waiting for 11:00?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (aRslG)

772 661 IMPORTANT SAFETY REMINDER:

Ensure the foil top is COMPLETELY removed from your pudding cups.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 10:41 PM (QfvaV)

I was not prepared. I only have chocolate mousse.

Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (aT5K/)

773 Expect that if Trump wins and is sworn in, the Media will start talking about him being too old and use Joey as an example.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (ynpvh)

774 I just saw that Trump is gaining in Michigan!!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (fxCK2)

775 730 Is it happening?

I feel like it's happening
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 10:45 PM

Yeah, well it felt this way four years ago, so...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (dg+HA)

776 Imagine a Trump administration without threat of Russian collusion investigations every five minutes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (GBKbO)

777 I'm going to be pissed off if that shit bird Vindman wins.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 10:36 PM

Amen

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (SHAib)

778
YOU BIG ORANGE BEAUTIFUL BASTARD

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (lX8VI)

779 Fat lady sing?

Lizzo is with Kamala?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (i+WgN)

780 It appears Norfolk is still mostly out. We need the Active Duty down there to come thru.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 10:39 PM (SHAib)

interestingly, LEE county has NOT reported anything....

i wonder if THAT is intentional...

Posted by: sturmtodler at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (nsSpm)

781 The moby posts are pretty amusing.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (mH6SG)

782 Nerve wracking to stay so close

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (S6gqv)

783 NYTimes: 77 short of an R House majority and 3 short of an R Senate majority. Dems currently have 93 House seats.

Posted by: RickZ at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (gKDq2)

784 Legal Hispanics aren't big fans of illegals taking the jobs AND getting the free shit.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 10:43 PM (0ZV5S)

I live in a neighborhood with a lot of Hispanic people who are American. They're not fans of the whole thing.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, punching the iPad screen like a chimp at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (Ad8y9)

785 Here are some people predicting a Harris landslide because of all the misogynist meanies on the Right: Richard Carrier, David Cole, and especially Times of London. Their faces are all in dire need of a teabagging by a big smelly hairy silverback gorilla.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (gKWVE)

786 > 512 I'm reaching for the humidor, victory cigar is imminent
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at November 05, 2024 10:33 PM (0u7Q0)

I'm all excited now.

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (W5ArC)

787 Husband is watching Fox and they are trying their darndest to give GA and NC to Kamala...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (IyPmt)

788 Imagine a Trump administration without threat of Russian collusion investigations every five minutes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (GBKbO)

Don't worry, they have something up their sleeve. Watch.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (lX8VI)

789 >Aw man, you guys making me consider signing up for X.

Please do.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (lhenN)

790 Looks like Hitler might pull this out.

Posted by: Peanuts Revenge at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (ACWel)

791 What's "Doctor" Jill doing?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (dg+HA)

792 778
YOU BIG ORANGE BEAUTIFUL BASTARD
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (lX8VI)

=======

BUT DEMOCRATS HAD A PLAN FOR KAMALA!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:48 PM (GBKbO)

793 Merchan aint doing anything. His case id finished. What will he do if trump simply does not show?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 10:48 PM (q6dqN)

794 748 I think Grover Cleveland is about to get some company.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler

Beat me to it.

Posted by: Rex B at November 05, 2024 10:48 PM (Qs9lt)

795 Kamala can tongue my balls before breakfast and pour my coffee with Irish cream and give me a shimmy shank dance in her apron with my poached eggs. Smile, sweet cheeks.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 05, 2024 10:48 PM (eVr3D)

796 LOL at MN leaning Trump

Posted by: a dude in MI at November 05, 2024 10:48 PM (+I6Y/)

797 I guess this is our ONT.

Hold on, I'll put my pants back on

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 05, 2024 10:48 PM (sJHOI)

798 10 Downing Street is pouring straight gin into their morning tea.

Posted by: electronic means at November 05, 2024 10:48 PM (VV/8N)

799 I have one thing to say about the United States right now.

THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:46 PM (lX8VI)

---------------

Exile and Deport All Communists to North Korea!

/Make Loyalty Oaths Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 10:48 PM (jfKqs)

800 CBS is covering the weather.

Posted by: Ifotnothing at November 05, 2024 10:48 PM (LTRHw)

801 I can't believe the Richard Spencer endorsement didn't put Kammie over the top.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:48 PM (lX8VI)

802 788 Imagine a Trump administration without threat of Russian collusion investigations every five minutes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (GBKbO)

Don't worry, they have something up their sleeve. Watch.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (lX8VI)

=======

I REALLY don't think so.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:48 PM (GBKbO)

803 Wisconsin with 56% in.
Trump - 49.4%
Harris - 48.7%

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 10:48 PM (6ydKt)

804 Josh Hawley won. Memo to Democrats: having your candidate shoot a reporter isn't a good strategy.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 05, 2024 10:48 PM (ig8VZ)

805 Maybe if Carmella had done a stump speech in a senior wences voice she would have done better with Hispanic.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 05, 2024 10:48 PM (uBBbP)

806 Nate Silver bet $100,000 with Reboi that Trump wouldn't win FL by more than 8%. Better bust the piggy bank open Nate. LOLGF.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (4p0Xq)

The betting line on him not paying opens at 14:1 odds.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:48 PM (Zz0t1)

807 That's just science.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
===
Veiled Prometheus reference??? He's drunk and unzipped!!!!!

Posted by: Simplemind at November 05, 2024 10:48 PM (YrUlT)

808 Way too much optimism around here.

Posted by: mediapostate at November 05, 2024 10:48 PM (tE4K0)

809 Are they not calling GA and NC to enable cheating? WTF are they waiting for?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 10:48 PM (EmT/E)

810 >> Hold on, I'll put my pants back on
———-
Spoilsport.

Posted by: electronic means at November 05, 2024 10:48 PM (VV/8N)

811 https://www.mashed.com/___/gallery/
old-school-candies-that-were-seriously-controversial/
abba-zaba-1680637391.sm.webp

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 05, 2024 10:49 PM (PkYxy)

812 CNN says Cruz won by a "substantial amount" but doesn't tell us how much. lol.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 10:49 PM (uCjyK)

813 I was not prepared. I only have chocolate mousse.
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (aT5K/)

We'll allow it.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 10:49 PM (QfvaV)

814 BUT DEMOCRATS HAD A PLAN FOR KAMALA!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:48 PM (GBKbO)

I believe they did. It involved deleting Trump. Remember?

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:49 PM (lX8VI)

815 Wait, I just saw something that Cenk Uygur left the set of the Young Turks like 40 minutes ago.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 10:49 PM (1YfKX)

816 694 Selzer was JUST a little off on Iowa. Total psyop.Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 10:43 PM (q6dqN)

JUST a little outside!

Posted by: Bob Uecker at November 05, 2024 10:49 PM (6pubT)

817 787 Husband is watching Fox and they are trying their darndest to give GA and NC to Kamala...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (IyPmt)

Turn those machines back on!!!

Posted by: Faux at November 05, 2024 10:49 PM (+I6Y/)

818 IMPORTANT SAFETY REMINDER:

Ensure the foil top is COMPLETELY removed from your pudding cups.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat

I was not prepared. I only have chocolate mousse.
Posted by: Piper

Mousse? Kinky.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 05, 2024 10:49 PM (ftFVW)

819 Okay...turning on MSNBC deliberately, hoping for some tasty schadenfreude.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 05, 2024 10:49 PM (ufFY8)

820 807 That's just science.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
===
Veiled Prometheus reference??? He's drunk and unzipped!!!!!
Posted by: Simplemind at November 05, 2024 10:48 PM (YrUlT)

========

False.

Direct Anchorman reference.

Now, drop and give me 20.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:49 PM (GBKbO)

821 640 >> The Reddit witches are apparently seething.

Didn't they say that Trump was protected from their spells by some "other force"?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 05, 2024 10:40 PM (w6EFb)
1st Kings 18:38
Then the fire of the LORD fell and consumed the burnt sacrifice, the wood, and the stones, and the dust, and licked up the water that was in the ditch,

Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 10:49 PM (LHPAg)

822 Imagine a Trump administration without threat of Russian collusion investigations every five minutes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (GBKbO)

Only if we also take the House and Senate, because if they have either, they will go that route again. The Russians or something else.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 10:49 PM (SHAib)

823 Oh, Chatham County GA is experiencing a "hang up" tallying votes. Big damned surprise.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

I don't even want to know what's going on in Detroit polling places.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 05, 2024 10:49 PM (0Htd1)

824 Has Dave in Fla commented lately?

Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 10:49 PM (i0F8b)

825 will you rubes revolt again? rhetorical question

lols

testing

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 10:49 PM (hlI31)

826 I was not prepared. I only have chocolate mousse.
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (aT5K/)

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You're good with mousse. Pudding is for the boys.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 10:49 PM (xOnCy)

827 Once we shut down our British air bases, we can park all that gear back in our red states.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 05, 2024 10:49 PM (YIxO9)

828 Here's a thought about Pennsylvania, seriously -- WTF is wrong with Pittsburgh? Are ALL U.S. cities that F'd up? Excessive federal regulation cost you your standing as one of the most important cities in the world.

Is that too simplistic?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 10:49 PM (wzAuc)

829 Way too much optimism around here.

Posted by: mediapostate at November 05, 2024 10:48 PM (tE4K0)

Nah, stick a fork in this one.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:49 PM (lX8VI)

830 >>In a just world Tim Kaine wouldn't be able to win anything besides a "most likely to use an ice cream truck to molest children" contest.

THIS
He is an absolute idiot

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 10:49 PM (scDBq)

831 McCormick +1 over Casey

Posted by: mrp at November 05, 2024 10:49 PM (rj6Yv)

832 >>>Nate Silver bet $100,000 with Reboi that Trump wouldn't win FL by more than 8%. Better bust the piggy bank open Nate. LOLGF.

Can Nate Silver please start an ETF so I can short it? Mothereffer is Cramer-esque.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 10:49 PM (vLxSK)

833
BUT DEMOCRATS HAD A PLAN FOR KAMALA!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:48 PM (GBKbO)

It's starting to look like America didn't position her for success.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:49 PM (Zz0t1)

834 MI trending to Trump +2, when the Maricopa drop comes should have Lake and Gallego tied.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:49 PM (MGB5H)

835 I think Grover Cleveland is about to get some company.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler

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I should write a book: "Trump -- The First POTUS Since FDR to Win Three Straight Elections."

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 10:49 PM (jfKqs)

836 Republicans looking good to flip the senate too

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 10:49 PM (B9Prs)

837 Has Dave in Fla commented lately?
Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 10:49 PM (i0F8b)

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He said he was going for a run.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 10:49 PM (xOnCy)

838 I'm going to be pissed off if that shit bird Vindman wins.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 10:36 PM

--------------

If Trump gets the right AG (or if not ever confirmed, Deputy AG), that asshat traitor will be executed among at least a couple hundred of his ilk ... live on PPV.
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU!
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Just recall his ass to active duty and court-martial him as the CinC.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 05, 2024 10:50 PM (/lPRQ)

839 651 How drunk is Kamala?

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 10:41 PM (I6YnL)

++++

Maybe drunk enough to kick Walz in the tampon, drunk.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 05, 2024 10:50 PM (mzoqX)

840 What if...Trump wins all of swing states ??

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:50 PM (V13WU)

841 Flagon’s in the freezer
Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (MB784)

Is that the flagon with the dragon?

Posted by: InZona at November 05, 2024 10:50 PM (qz1Fg)

842 Not enough eye of newt to put Harris ahead!

Posted by: Witches Local 665 at November 05, 2024 10:50 PM (LPS7w)

843 Raytheon weeps.
Posted by: DaisyB at November 05, 2024 10:45 PM (AbL8c)

Raytheon has years of work lined up just to replenish stockpiles, not to mention plenty of demand for new missile/drone interceptors.

I'm not selling anytime soon.

Posted by: Sjg at November 05, 2024 10:50 PM (aqZN1)

844 Detroit is notorious for fuck ups with their polling places, and it's hard to tell whether it is cheating or incompetence. I'll go with both.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 05, 2024 10:50 PM (0Htd1)

845 Can't wait to see honest recriminations...against their poll workers and vote riggers. They trusted them!

Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2024 10:50 PM (A1ulB)

846 Trump 142,000 lead in NC with 78% of precincts reported. I know DD called this a long time ago, but I think they jumped the gun. Still very optimistic, but there's a lot of Charlotte and Wilmington still to report.

Posted by: Henry O. at November 05, 2024 10:50 PM (Wnkzy)

847 I'm getting a really good bottle ready. One I've been saving for a special occasion. Tonight might qualify.

But not just yet.

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 10:50 PM (RFPHU)

848 I REALLY don't think so.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:48 PM (GBKbO)

At least maybe we'll get to find out.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:50 PM (lX8VI)

849 840 What if...Trump wins all of swing states ??
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:50 PM (V13WU)

======

It would be not terribly surprising and match historical patterns pretty closely.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:50 PM (GBKbO)

850 10 Downing Street is pouring straight gin into their morning tea.

Posted by: electronic means at November 05, 2024 10:48 PM (VV/8N)

Imagine how they are feeling in Tehran right now.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 05, 2024 10:50 PM (NZnln)

851 >>>Nate Silver bet $100,000 with Reboi that Trump wouldn't win FL by more than 8%. Better bust the piggy bank open Nate. LOLGF.

------------

Nate Silver's model still has Hillary at 93% chance to win in 2016 ...

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 10:50 PM (jfKqs)

852 This is like a live action game of call of duty capture point

Team up and holding all 3 points

Trump on point kill streaking point C

Oh shit server down everyone rejoin

Wtf we lost all 3 points at 2 am

Posted by: Mr pink at November 05, 2024 10:50 PM (OobaZ)

853 Tim Kaine is an idiot. Who the hell is he blowing to have people vote for him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 10:50 PM (SHAib)

854 Wait, I just saw something that Cenk Uygur left the set of the Young Turks like 40 minutes ago.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 10:49 PM (1YfKX)

I honestly expected him for the R. Budd Dwyer moment........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:51 PM (Zz0t1)

855 I just dont understand how that Selzer poll showing harris up 3 in iowa could have been so wrong

Posted by: Spaceballs at November 05, 2024 10:51 PM (M7vhK)

856 848 At least maybe we'll get to find out.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:50 PM (lX8VI)

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True!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:51 PM (GBKbO)

857 McCormick is hanging tough in PA. That could be really big.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 10:51 PM (LkLld)

858 Medal of Freedom for Scott Pressler please and thank you

Posted by: PA Dutchman at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (QyT5w)

Seconded. He's a voter-registering animal. Trump should have him at Mar-a-Lago for a week's rest.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 05, 2024 10:51 PM (w6EFb)

859 731 Raytheon weeps.
Posted by: DaisyB at November 05, 2024 10:45 PM (AbL8c)

Again with my former employer? We did a lot of stuff that wasn't things that go boom - especially since the merger with Pratt

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 10:51 PM (QGaXH)

860 lol. WH says Biden went to bed at 9:30.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:51 PM (RUMEY)

861 Is that the flagon with the dragon?
Posted by: InZona at November 05, 2024 10:50 PM (qz1Fg)

Has the true that is brew!

Posted by: Sjg at November 05, 2024 10:51 PM (aqZN1)

862 828 Here's a thought about Pennsylvania, seriously -- WTF is wrong with Pittsburgh? Are ALL U.S. cities that F'd up? Excessive federal regulation cost you your standing as one of the most important cities in the world.

Is that too simplistic?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 10:49 PM (wzAuc)

According to Kornacki at MSNBC, Trump is outperforming in Philly. If he can keep Harris under 80% in Philly, look out Kamala!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 05, 2024 10:51 PM (gCs88)

863 Only if we also take the House and Senate, because if they have either, they will go that route again. The Russians or something else.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 10:49 PM (SHAib)

Senate is done, just a matter of the number now. McCormick is up, Lake will be tied, Rogers is tied, Hovde is tied.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:51 PM (MGB5H)

864 Elon on Trucker's stream!

And one of his dozen kids is there.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 10:51 PM (1YfKX)

865 > Hispanics aren't big fans of globohomo and tranny stuff either
Posted by: brak

Or abortions, for that matter.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 05, 2024 10:51 PM (W5ArC)

866 Mike Rogers, the pro-life candidate, is +1.4 against Slotkin. God bless him with victory!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 05, 2024 10:51 PM (fxCK2)

867 Elon on Tucker..

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:51 PM (V13WU)

868 I drank an entire bottle of Ice Wine (375 ml) all by myself tonight.

I don't drink.

Yee-haw!!!!!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at November 05, 2024 10:51 PM (SRRAx)

869 >>I was not prepared. I only have chocolate mousse.

I have. . . leftover Halloween candy.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 10:51 PM (scDBq)

870 10 Downing Street is pouring straight gin into their morning tea.

Posted by: electronic means at November 05, 2024 10:48 PM (VV/8N)

Imagine how they are feeling in Tehran right now.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 05, 2024 10:50 PM (NZnln)

------------------

"Bomb, Bomb, Bomb ...
Bomb Bomb Iran."

Everything old is new again!

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 10:51 PM (jfKqs)

871 Elon Musk with his kid on Tucker now.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 10:51 PM (6ydKt)

872 Is that the flagon with the dragon?
Posted by: InZona

Is the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 05, 2024 10:51 PM (IG4Id)

873 Memo to Democrats: having your candidate shoot a reporter isn't a good strategy.

Well, not for a Democrat.
I denounce myself. Bad naughty Dobby!

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 10:51 PM (gKWVE)

874 You know Hillary is sitting back and smirking tonight.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:51 PM (lX8VI)

875 Vindman won per DDHQ.

Posted by: TRex at November 05, 2024 10:51 PM (IQ6Gq)

876 No. It’s the vessel with the pessle

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 05, 2024 10:52 PM (/vN74)

877 DONT START SUCKING EACH OTHERS DICKS JUST YET

Posted by: Elric Blade

party pooper

Posted by: Mayor Pete at November 05, 2024 10:52 PM (khrpa)

878 Shit. Nearly all of us voted for Palin. It's not my fault Harris is a cum guzzling gutterslut with a spunk trumpet cock socket for a mouth...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 05, 2024 10:36 PM (FAbrK)

*tear drops to floor*

That was beautiful, man.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 05, 2024 10:52 PM (g8Ew8)

879 Elon and baby on Tucker that is..

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:52 PM (V13WU)

880 Ameno

https://youtu.be/6xUnSVTh8fI?si=fTxgAshU-yheIfNh

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 05, 2024 10:52 PM (lhenN)

881 Didn't they say that Trump was protected from their spells by some "other force"?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb

Banish Trump spell fizzled. (10x)

Posted by: 13times at November 05, 2024 10:52 PM (g4IcW)

882 And the kid has the mic hahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 10:52 PM (1YfKX)

883 I should write a book: "Trump -- The First POTUS Since FDR to Win Three Straight Elections."

He could win a fourth time. The elections have to be fixed and re-run, top to bottom.

Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2024 10:52 PM (A1ulB)

884 >>WH says Biden went to bed at 9:30.
———-
AM or PM?

Posted by: electronic means at November 05, 2024 10:52 PM (VV/8N)

885 usually

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 10:52 PM (hlI31)

886 If Trump gets the right AG (or if not ever confirmed, Deputy AG), that asshat traitor will be executed among at least a couple hundred of his ilk ... live on PPV.
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU!
=======

Just recall his ass to active duty and court-martial him as the CinC.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 05, 2024 10:50 PM (/lPRQ)

Prosecute for being an unregistered foreign agent...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 05, 2024 10:52 PM (QAkQ3)

887 Hope the immolation of your career was worth it, Ann.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 10:44 PM (wzAuc)

I expect she'll say she didn't think there could be so many rayciss woman-h8ters slithering through the cornfields in Iowa

Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2024 10:52 PM (aBgBM)

888 874 You know Hillary is sitting back and smirking tonight.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:51 PM (lX8VI)

So is Biden and Jill.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 10:52 PM (I6YnL)

889 Only if we also take the House and Senate, because if they have either, they will go that route again. The Russians or something else.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 10:49 PM (SHAib)

***

I don’t think that’ll work again. SCOTUS has been pushing back against Congressional overreach into the independent executive branch.

They can impeach him, but not remove him.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 10:52 PM (vLxSK)

890 I have. . . leftover Halloween candy.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 10:51 PM (scDBq)

Must.... refrain.... from.... 3 Musketeers.... joke.............

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:52 PM (lX8VI)

891 NBC News outside Harris campaign. The crowd is loud but once you get in the crowd it is quiet.

WTF?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 05, 2024 10:52 PM (ig8VZ)

892 CNN says that the Harris team is "searching for bright spots"

Really like that language

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 10:52 PM (B9Prs)

893 SS is preparing to send additional agents and resources to Mar-A-Lago.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:52 PM (RUMEY)

894 Nood

Posted by: Duke Lowell, MAGA Viking at November 05, 2024 10:52 PM (u73oe)

895 855 I just dont understand how that Selzer poll showing harris up 3 in iowa could have been so wrong
Posted by: Spaceballs at November 05, 2024 10:51 PM (M7vhK)

She oversampled women over 65 years old, and passed that off as gospel for the state. She was paid off. IIRC Dave or Jay said that she just wanted to drop a turd on Trump out of spite.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 05, 2024 10:52 PM (gCs88)

896 828 Here's a thought about Pennsylvania, seriously -- WTF is wrong with Pittsburgh? Are ALL U.S. cities that F'd up? Excessive federal regulation cost you your standing as one of the most important cities in the world.

Is that too simplistic?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 10:49 PM (wzAuc)

There's enough natural gas under PA to make Pittsburgh into Dubai.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 05, 2024 10:52 PM (pIfcn)

897 This is twice that I've had to sacrifice the Indians winning the World Series for a Trump win, you're welcome by the way

Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 05, 2024 10:53 PM (8Qbd8)

898 It's funny watching psakis stumpy legs dangle from her chair not reach the foot rest.

Oh good psaki talking about global norms....

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 05, 2024 10:53 PM (uBBbP)

899 lol. WH says Biden went to bed at 9:30.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:51 PM (RUMEY)

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This morning.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 10:53 PM (jfKqs)

900 Okay, I putting my pants back on, but I'm leaving my cock hanging out of my fly for Kamala's lips.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 05, 2024 10:53 PM (eVr3D)

901 Shit. Nearly all of us voted for Palin. It's not my fault Harris is a cum guzzling gutterslut with a spunk trumpet cock socket for a mouth...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 05, 2024 10:36 PM (FAbrK)

*sniff* It brings a tear to the eye.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 10:53 PM (1YfKX)

902 Vindman won per DDHQ.
Posted by: TRex at November 05, 2024 10:51 PM (IQ6Gq)

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Ugh

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 10:53 PM (xOnCy)

903 Baldwin Hovde tied at 49

On Wisconsin!

Posted by: mrp at November 05, 2024 10:53 PM (rj6Yv)

904 GA has 90% reporting and Fox is still not calling it.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 10:53 PM (EmT/E)

905
*tear drops to floor*

That was beautiful, man.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 05, 2024 10:52 PM (

I miss Chavez the Hugo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:53 PM (Zz0t1)

906 Memo to Democrats: having your candidate shoot a reporter isn't a good strategy.

The candidate didn't finish the job. It would've worked if he had.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2024 10:53 PM (OyOhQ)

907 Vindman, that snake

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 05, 2024 10:53 PM (sJHOI)

908 There is noodness.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 10:53 PM (dg+HA)

909 895 855 I just dont understand how that Selzer poll showing harris up 3 in iowa could have been so wrong
Posted by: Spaceballs at November 05, 2024 10:51 PM (M7vhK)

She oversampled women over 65 years old, and passed that off as gospel for the state. She was paid off. IIRC Dave or Jay said that she just wanted to drop a turd on Trump out of spite.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 05, 2024 10:52 PM (gCs8

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But statistically, her results should be close to the truth! That's what the margin of error is for!!!!!

It's obvious that her poll was right and the people of Iowa were wrong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:53 PM (GBKbO)

910 >>Elon Musk with his kid on Tucker now.

Wholesome!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 10:53 PM (scDBq)

911 CNN says Cruz won by a "substantial amount" but doesn't tell us how much. lol.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

By about 900,000

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 10:53 PM (0ZV5S)

912 I was not prepared. I only have chocolate mousse.
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (aT5K/)

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You're good with mousse. Pudding is for the boys.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 10:49 PM (xOnCy)

mousse is always good. I enjoy it a lot...

Posted by: sturmtodler at November 05, 2024 10:53 PM (nsSpm)

913 Polymarket at 94

Whew boy!

Hold on, it's happening, isn't it?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 10:53 PM (lN/pN)

914 Elon Musk on Tucker with his son. Cute.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 05, 2024 10:53 PM (3I6ue)

915 860 lol. WH says Biden went to bed at 9:30.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:51 PM (RUMEY)

++++

I'm sensing a little discord between Harris and the Bidens.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 05, 2024 10:53 PM (mzoqX)

916 868 TiFW

Good for you! Mazeltov!

Posted by: mnw at November 05, 2024 10:53 PM (NLIak)

917 >I drank an entire bottle of Ice Wine (375 ml) all by myself tonight.

That isn't a lot. But do have a gatorade or water before you go to bed.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 05, 2024 10:54 PM (lhenN)

918
Eye of newt, toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog.

With the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.

Damn, that Shakespeare guy wrote nothing but cliches.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 05, 2024 10:54 PM (w6EFb)

919 It looks like Fani Willis was reelected. But that's Fulton Co. Nothing good can ever come from there.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 05, 2024 10:54 PM (Y6IkP)

920 >>Tim Kaine is an idiot. Who the hell is he blowing to have people vote for him

You know that deep state that controls DC? Most of them live in VA.

The fact that Trump Republicans are making federal races close in VA is a really good sign. Long game.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 10:54 PM (LkLld)

921 Nood.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 10:54 PM (i24o9)

922 Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 05, 2024 10:36 PM (FAbrK)

*tear drops to floor*

That was beautiful, man.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 05, 2024 10:52 PM (g8Ew

I work in vulgarity the way Van Gough worked in yellow. It's my true medium.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 05, 2024 10:54 PM (FAbrK)

923 This is twice that I've had to sacrifice the Indians winning the World Series for a Trump win, you're welcome by the way
Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 05, 2024 10:53 PM (8Qbd8

moi aussi

Elon talking math and statistics and wooosh over my head.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 10:54 PM (1YfKX)

924 508 If Trump wins, the speech i most want to hear is Biden's.
Posted by: Wally at November 05, 2024 10:32 PM (7h5xt)
+++++
10 minute prepared statement, barely held together.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Ooh, I'd forgotten all about him. Is he still wandering around?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 05, 2024 10:54 PM (0Htd1)

925 Vindman won per DDHQ.
Posted by: TRex

Bringing articles of impeachment Jan. 21?

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 05, 2024 10:54 PM (vJiyU)

926 Hold on, I'll put my pants back on
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah
--------------
Wait, your 3D printer works that fast?

Posted by: scampydog at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (41CYW)

927 815 Wait, I just saw something that Cenk Uygur left the set of the Young Turks like 40 minutes ago.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 10:49 PM (1YfKX)

He's probably going over to hang on Tucker's stream.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (QfvaV)

928 Watching Tucker's stream.

If anybody is in a position to witness Trump's sanguinity and lack of holding a grudge, it's Tucker, who texted "I fucking hate Trump" or something like that.

I believe Tucker at both times. He was asking Lin Wood what evidence she had for "The Kraken" and she came back so accusatory that it really turned Tucker off of Stop-the-Steal. So I believe he wanted it over.

I also believe that he's thawed on that position over time.

Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (OaZlZ)

929 CNN says that the Harris team is "searching for bright spots"

Oh, we can do 'bright spots'.

Posted by: Antifa at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (JzFC4)

930 I'd like an announcement when it is ok to start sucking each others dicks.

Nohomo

Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (meoWV)

931 Still watching Tucker. Love Elon but his kid is big time annoying.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (mH6SG)

932
Trump breaks 300 EV in NY Times estimate.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (OyJmk)

933 I’m guessing all those former Bush insiders and Republicans that endorsed Kamala thinking they were going to get some choice job are feeling pretty fucking stupid now. More tears to enjoy.

Posted by: Ripley at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (PTDkx)

934 Hey, Dumbocrats, still want to nuke the filibuster?

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (qUkBO)

935 Is that the flagon with the dragon?
Posted by: InZona at November 05, 2024 10:50 PM (qz1Fg)

Has the true that is brew!
Posted by: Sjg at November 05, 2024 10:51 PM (aqZN1)

Angles Landsbury and Glynis Johns were both hot in that movie.

Posted by: InZona at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (qz1Fg)

936 Moo Deng is up by 5.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 05, 2024 10:56 PM (63Dwl)

937 How drunk is Kamala?
Posted by: CaliGirl
===
NOT AS DRUNK AS ME!!!!!

Posted by: Simplemind at November 05, 2024 10:56 PM (YrUlT)

938 517 Anyone else getting really sick of the networks comparing results to 2020?

Not only confusing, but why is it relevant?
Why not compare to 2016 if they want a comparison?
Posted by: Lizzy

I'm not, because I don't watch the network coverage. You people do a much better job.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 05, 2024 10:57 PM (0Htd1)

939 754 Moar whiskey.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Did that and made the leap--now watching MSBSC to see the lamentations of their people who identify as men for kumswalla--and their women.

Posted by: Brocksdaddy at November 05, 2024 10:57 PM (gQ2Pj)

940 Worry about Georgia with Atlanta vote still out

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 05, 2024 10:57 PM (S6gqv)

941 Jelly Roll won in VA

Posted by: In for a long night at November 05, 2024 10:57 PM (2NXcZ)

942 I'm sad for Illinois but holding out hope. I was hoping that the 'flip Chicago red' campaign would work but there's still 14 more days of counting. It's discouraging that my vote is triple cancelled by the cemetery vote. Sorry, daily lurker, 2nd time poster.

Posted by: ChE099 at November 05, 2024 10:57 PM (l9a6W)

943 Remember back in 2020 when we went to bed happy and confident only to wake up to, well..... you know.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (g8Ew8)

944 If you want a major city that's not entirely run by donkeys, remember that Jacksonville in Florida recently passed one million in population and is generally Republican.

Posted by: Locarno at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (aQ6iI)

945 Moo Deng is up by 5.

That bastid.

Posted by: Peanut at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (mH6SG)

946 If this holds, some Winning Boobs are in order

https://tinyurl.com/573yw68h

Posted by: kbdabear at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (6pubT)

947 Elon just tweeted Game Set Match.

He knows how to pick winners. I hope Bobby Kennedy Jr. does a Nyah. Nyah. to his relatives.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (0Htd1)

948 So New Mexico is not really in play

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 05, 2024 10:59 PM (S6gqv)

949 Harris gets one EV in NE because they refused to overturn the split EV thing there.

Still. looks like Trump is leading in WI, MI, AZ, PA ... if he wins them all he is at 306 EV. He could lose PA and MI and still be at 272, if I'm counting correctly.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 05, 2024 10:59 PM (Cus5s)

950 943 Remember back in 2020 when we went to bed happy and confident only to wake up to, well..... you know.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (g8Ew

I do. And I don't trust any of the steal states.

Posted by: In for a long night at November 05, 2024 10:59 PM (2NXcZ)

951 if trump wins, god willing, i expect that biden will be the dem least likely to complain

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 05, 2024 11:00 PM (CWTWj)

952 524 And it autocorrect's Kaine to Jaime wtf LOL
Posted by: steevy

Thank you. I was trying to figure out who the hell Jaime was.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 05, 2024 11:00 PM (0Htd1)

953 Is this the Red Wave, 2 years late?

Posted by: Don Black- penny for the guy! at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (/7KEl)

954 951 if trump wins, god willing, i expect that biden will be the dem least likely to complain
Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 05, 2024 11:00 PM (CWTWj)

Yeah, Kamala was running the thing the whole time, I didn't do anything. She and Garland were scheming behind my back, and it was her coke! My word as a Biden.

Posted by: J Bidet at November 05, 2024 11:02 PM (lg881)

955 For all of the hype about Collin Allred (running against Ted Cruz) looks like he got the same 44% that every losing Dem candidate has gotten for a couple decades now. All that campaign money was wasted.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 05, 2024 11:02 PM (S6gqv)

956 Wow! So much better watching this play out with fellow morons than the the major networks.

Posted by: theisland at November 05, 2024 11:03 PM (XaKPU)

957 Raytheon has years of work lined up just to replenish stockpiles, not to mention plenty of demand for new missile/drone interceptors.

I'm not selling anytime soon.

Posted by: Sjg at November 05, 2024 10:50 PM (aqZN1)

Penny Pritzker has entered the discussion.

Posted by: DaisyB at November 05, 2024 11:04 PM (AbL8c)

958 953 Is this the Red Wave, 2 years late?
Posted by: Don Black- penny for the guy! at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (/7KEl)

Nah, DJT won in 2020.

Posted by: In for a long night at November 05, 2024 11:04 PM (2NXcZ)

959 I never thought I would type this, but I feel for the media hacks. After all the "going down" on Commielah they did, that must be too rancid and nauseating even for *them*.
Posted by: Curmudgeon

They're going to feel dirty in the morning. There's going to be that awful morning after feeling, "Oh, God, what did I do?"

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 05, 2024 11:05 PM (0Htd1)

960 1) "Biden would have won if they had stuck with him".

2) "Trump doesn't have a mandate. Kamala just didn't have enough time to build a proper campaign"

3)...

Posted by: Tomorrows Media at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM (QB+5g)

961 Yeah dads! Your daughters are the town bicycles.
We ride at dawn!
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices

First time I heard the term "the town pump" I was kind of sickened. Then again, I was raised by parents who had standards and religious convictions.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM (0Htd1)

962 Fox calls it for Moreno in OH.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 05, 2024 11:09 PM (paSBy)

963 royce white. that is all.

Posted by: dumdum at November 05, 2024 11:11 PM (6CA/s)

964 862 828 Here's a thought about Pennsylvania, seriously -- WTF is wrong with Pittsburgh? Are ALL U.S. cities that F'd up? Excessive federal regulation cost you your standing as one of the most important cities in the world.

Is that too simplistic?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 10:49 PM (wzAuc)
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I live between Pittsburgh and Erie. Pittsburgh is still in the throes of a 40-year delusion. There are if not a majority then a sizable plurality of people there who genuinely believe that if we can just get rid of these damn Republicans then all the steel mills will reopen and Pullman Standard will rebuild and start cranking out railcars again. I'm not joking. They believe this. It's a genuine point of faith for them. They're slowly aging out, but a lot of their children and grandchildren have been raised to embrace the same delusion. That's it in a nutshell.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 05, 2024 11:12 PM (QdGJh)

965 did anyone else see ivanka doing squats with weights?

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 11:12 PM (hlI31)

966 tiny.cc/mlutzz

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Peanut at November 05, 2024 11:13 PM (nBStl)

967 Harris is a cum guzzling gutterslut with a spunk trumpet cock socket for a mouth...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

You're saying that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Suburban wine moms at November 05, 2024 11:16 PM (0Htd1)

968 5m
Election day vote in a Dearborn precinct

332 Trump
293 Stein
81 Harris
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell

Geez. Really? Those muzzies don't like Kumala. It's probably because they don't like women who get job promotions by sucking dick.

Posted by: Suburban wine moms at November 05, 2024 11:18 PM (0Htd1)

969 NYT has now called NC for DJT

Posted by: Henry O. at November 05, 2024 11:20 PM (Wnkzy)

970 587 Sloppy drunk ugly-crying Harris concession speech.... come on, universe. You can do this. Smash those atoms and photons together however you got to. This needs to happen.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
I wanna see Walz giving his concession speech to "The Dancing Queen."

Posted by: Suburban wine moms at November 05, 2024 11:21 PM (0Htd1)

971 alexthechick , thank you for the link. There's a reference to gun ownership, and the murdered squirrel, Peanut.

Posted by: Suburban wine moms at November 05, 2024 11:27 PM (0Htd1)

972 NYT needle 91% for Trump "There’s still a lot of vote left in Milwaukee, Detroit and Philadelphia, but for Harris to win she would need to outperform Biden’s numbers there in 2020, and so far she’s underperforming Biden’s results just about everywhere in the country." - Nate Cohn NYT analyst

Posted by: Kilo 4/11 at November 05, 2024 11:52 PM (ACdFq)

973 The idea that ballots are somehow uncertain and could go either way is weird but you never know, they actually could go either way. JD Vance has proven to be a rock star. I don't think Democrats have anything like him. I mean if Democrats have anything like JD I haven't seen it yet.

Posted by: leb at November 06, 2024 12:06 AM (lnUUQ)

974 Obviously the Democrats don't have anything like JD. The Walz thing is so crazy bad that it's beyond laughable.

Posted by: leb at November 06, 2024 12:12 AM (lnUUQ)

975 974 Obviously the Democrats don't have anything like JD. The Walz thing is so crazy bad that it's beyond laughable.
Posted by: leb at November 06, 2024 12:12 AM (lnUUQ)

I originally didn't like the choice for JD, he's bad on some of my issues, but looks like he did help the ticket.

Posted by: Kilo 4/11 at November 06, 2024 12:16 AM (ACdFq)

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