NYT "Needle:" Trump Now <i>Slightly</i> Favored to Win

NYT "Needle:" Trump Now Slightly Favored to Win

The New York Times needle is back, but it's paywalled. But here's a snapshot of it some time in the recent past.

Marina Medvin
@MarinaMedvin
New York Times has Georgia leaning toward Trump and Trump likely to win the election by 278 electoral votes.

The NYT needle has PA 53% likely to go to Trump.

Update: Bluebell showed me that the front page of the Times shows the needle.

If any of you have an account, do me a favor a take frequent snapshots on Archive.Is, so I can share them with everyone.

Decision Desk now rates North Carolina 73% likely to be won by Trump.

Remember Fox News pushing the idea that Trump was doing badly in the Indianapolis suburb of Hamilton County, based on the smallest amount of early vote?

Yeah.

Bonchie
@bonchieredstate
All that crying about Hamilton County and Trump is now matching his 2020 performance there and winning the state itself by a larger margin than 2020.
DO NOT GIVE HOT TAKES BASED ON THE EARLY VOTE. ITS NOT HARD.

Having any takes based on 5-20% of the vote is a mugg's game.

NYT Needle - Win Probability https://t.co/IyVGmrK31b pic.twitter.com/tdvcqFg5T8
— InteractivePolls (@IAPolls2022) November 6, 2024

Virginia is a lot closer than Harris wants it to be. With 39% of the vote in, she leads only by one.

Uhhhh Virginia? Are we back?

This is with most of the Dem strongholds reporting... pic.twitter.com/gyzj88misf
— John Hasson (@SonofHas) November 6, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 08:40 PM

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1 Mhmm.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 08:41 PM (k1Qly)

2 Isn't the needle on strike?

Posted by: Bete at November 05, 2024 08:41 PM (LX4y3)

3 Good.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 08:42 PM (QNSds)

4 Grey

Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 08:42 PM (IyPmt)

Posted by: Marcel Marceau at November 05, 2024 08:42 PM (aD39U)

6 I feel gray.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at November 05, 2024 08:42 PM (vTZlU)

7 10 point gain for Trump in MIV in Bucks County.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 08:42 PM (MGB5H)

8 Poly market is at 72% Trump.
I

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 08:42 PM (jzDzI)

9 the needle : https://tinyurl.com/29hheqz7

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 05, 2024 08:42 PM (7ycIc)

10 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:42 PM (Zz0t1)

11 The Greys again. When will the Reptilians get their chance?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 05, 2024 08:42 PM (Vyll1)

12 We're GREYS man. We're grays.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:42 PM (Zz0t1)

13 I fell pretty and witty and gray!!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 08:42 PM (aD39U)

14 Grey boxes is complex coding.
No matter how many times you have done it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 05, 2024 08:42 PM (/lPRQ)

15 Darn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:42 PM (Zz0t1)

16 My needle status: unmoved

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 08:43 PM (lX8VI)

17 Bold gray and predictive!

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 05, 2024 08:43 PM (IW0rK)

18
Always trust NYT content.

Hey! Grey! I'm spazzing out again!

Posted by: Auspex at November 05, 2024 08:43 PM (j4U/Z)

19 My hot take: With 0.1% of the vote of my precinct in, I am now projecting Sydney Sweeney will take off her top and let us see them.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 08:43 PM (vLxSK)

20 ace, if you go to the NYT homepage you can see the needle and see it update. You just can't see any of the details without a subscription. I don't have a subscription but I can see it on the homepage.

Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 08:43 PM (79pEw)

21 11 Who do you thinks been running theshow?

Posted by: Bete at November 05, 2024 08:43 PM (LX4y3)

22 Trump seems to be gaining 10 points in a lot of places

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 08:43 PM (lX8VI)

23 Amazing anyone pays attention to the needle at all after 2016. Nate Silver is a master grifter. He posted that he ran 80,000 simulations and Kamala won like 41,000 of them. Does that even mean something?

Posted by: Splunge at November 05, 2024 08:43 PM (hmKaK)

24 Trump 55-44 in GA

Posted by: fd at November 05, 2024 08:43 PM (vFG9F)

25 That needle can move

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 08:43 PM (HnUIn)

26 Fox news saying Dems are optimistic about Texas??

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 08:43 PM (EmT/E)

27 Remember, "Gray" is a color. "Grey" is a colour.

Posted by: Jetto at November 05, 2024 08:44 PM (EJ+3E)

28 Lots of gratuitous noodity tonight

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:44 PM (RFPHU)

29 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:42 PM (Zz0t1)

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Totally jelly.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 08:44 PM (xOnCy)

30 Just toured through msnbc and cnn. Really focused on congressional districts in Delaware

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 05, 2024 08:44 PM (IW0rK)

31 Totally jelly.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 08:44 PM (xOnCy)

*smooch*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:44 PM (Zz0t1)

32 Willowed:

Megyn Kelly - YouTube Live
For the ladies with all ladies -

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=w_3NcoXrAdQ

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 08:44 PM (6ydKt)

33 Ok motherfuckers. The Blade is here with a nice fat Ave Maria and Laga 16.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 05, 2024 08:44 PM (npSXl)

34 Kirk says looking like Trump +8.5 in OH, Moreno is lagging about 5 behind but would give him a +3.5

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 08:44 PM (MGB5H)

35 That needle can move
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 08:43 PM (HnUIn)

Your selection of Mannix babes today has helped

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:44 PM (RFPHU)

36 The New York Times needle is back, but it's paywalled.

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We're able to see it sans paywall:

http://tiny.cc/usttzz

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 08:44 PM (jfKqs)

37 SPONGE!!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2024 08:44 PM (Wnv9h)

38 Hey, NYT Tech workers: LEARN. TO. CODE.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 08:44 PM (QfvaV)

39 God bless King Harv. RIP

Posted by: La Troienne at November 05, 2024 08:44 PM (NzoEG)

40 I'm not breaking out any pudding cups until we get VT II.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 05, 2024 08:45 PM (elO/o)

41 Trump apparently doing far better with younger voters in Ohio. Gained 8 pts over 2020.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:45 PM (RUMEY)

42 If NYT has PA even odds, I’d say Trump willwin my state. Given that he already won it twice.

Posted by: kallisto at November 05, 2024 08:45 PM (4E4Gc)

43 On my playlist:

She's got to be the loser in the end.

Queen II, Roger Taylor singing. A good sign.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at November 05, 2024 08:45 PM (Ad8y9)

44 Polls close here in AZ in 15 minutes. Looking forward to seeing who at FauxNews will jump at the chance to call it for Kameltoe.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 05, 2024 08:45 PM (Vyll1)

45 Paywalling the needle is certainly a choice. It's the only time every four years that conservatives would willing click/ refresh their site

Posted by: Sjg at November 05, 2024 08:45 PM (aqZN1)

46 Ace has the best election coverage and he's got tech from 1992.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:45 PM (RUMEY)

47 Fawn Hall’s underwear: get the shredder loaded!

Posted by: See? Nobody cares at November 05, 2024 08:45 PM (QSrLX)

48 I am worried about Ohio...what the heck?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 08:45 PM (EmT/E)

49 Trump apparently flipped a blue county in NC that had a majority black population

Those goddamned black men refused to kneel before the vayjayjay

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 08:45 PM (M7vhK)

50 Laga 16.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 05, 2024 08:44 PM

Mmmm....liquid smoke. Might have to have a sip myself later.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2024 08:45 PM (Wnv9h)

51 Well, I've poured myself a glass of wine.

Don't worry, though. I'm not getting all high falutin' on you. It's a water glass full of wine.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 08:46 PM (HnUIn)

52 Not falling for the VA headfake again. Yes, my LoCo did Trump 8 points better this time. But I don't think the vote in Arlington, Farifax, and Alexandria is all in.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at November 05, 2024 08:46 PM (IORSH)

53 Caitlin Collins was kind of hot not long ago. She’s getting that middle aged severe that comes from not smiling. And disappointed about everything

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 05, 2024 08:46 PM (IW0rK)

54 I am worried about Ohio...what the heck?
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 08:45 PM (EmT/E)

Trump by 8.5

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 08:46 PM (MGB5H)

55 SPONGE!!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2024 08:44 PM (Wnv9h)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:46 PM (Zz0t1)

56 I wouldn't click on the NYT's site if you paid me

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 08:46 PM (B9Prs)

57 Polls close here in AZ in 15 minutes. Looking forward to seeing who at FauxNews will jump at the chance to call it for Kameltoe.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 05, 2024 08:45 PM (Vyll1)

I want Kari Lake to win just to have Con Inc lose their shit.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 08:46 PM (1YfKX)

58 Virginia is a lot closer than Harris wants it to be. With 39% of the vote in, she leads only by one.
++++
North/south split?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 08:46 PM (HnUIn)

59 We flipped a senate seat in w virginia.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 05, 2024 08:46 PM (7ycIc)

60 Ace has the best election coverage and he's got tech from 1992.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

You're asking for a lawn ejection, bub.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 05, 2024 08:46 PM (ftFVW)

61 30 Just toured through msnbc and cnn. Really focused on congressional districts in Delaware

I think there’s only one though

Posted by: kallisto at November 05, 2024 08:46 PM (4E4Gc)

62 Willowed
508 476 Not quite 65-35, but not far off...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:38 PM (exHjb)

is that good or bad for us? i know tidewater will be split, but i'm hoping there's enough offset to cover that.
Posted by: sturmtodler at November 05, 2024 08:41 PM (nsSpm)

It's been 80-20 in pres elections, so yeah, it's good.

But it's also gonna be turnout related - Youngkin won with 65-35 AND lower turnout that pres elections. So, even 65-35 might not be enough...but it's the minimum need...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:45 PM (exHjb)

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:46 PM (exHjb)

63 Fox news saying Dems are optimistic about Texas??
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 08:43 PM (EmT/E)

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Calm down. I'm not watching them (or anyone else) for a reason. They're all fucking clowns. Texas is fine.

Posted by: Tex Texas at November 05, 2024 08:46 PM (xtKM4)

64 AtC, about these VT3's...

Will they get posted to AoSHQ or just your Twitter account?

Also, any chance of seeing VT1 and VT2 tonight for luck?

Asking for a friend...

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 05, 2024 08:47 PM (NMT5x)

65 Didn't someone say that if VA is close, Harris is done?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:47 PM (RUMEY)

66 🚨#BREAKING: Pennsylvania voting site EVACUATED as 'disruptors' storm building trying to upset election result
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Those damn Amish!
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clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop
bang! bang! bang!
clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 08:47 PM (hovnC)

67 Coconut is trying to get celebrities to facetime call college aged voters to try to turn them out before the rest of the polls close

Mkay, you do that

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 08:47 PM (M7vhK)

68 ZR1's are hard to control.

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 08:47 PM (fT1il)

69 Ok motherfuckers. The Blade is here with a nice fat Ave Maria and Laga 16.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 05, 2024 08:44 PM (npSXl)

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Never not entertaining, Elric.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 08:47 PM (jfKqs)

70 *smooch*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:44 PM (Zz0t1)

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Whatever, Ellipsis still likes me.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 08:47 PM (xOnCy)

71 "I've seen the needle and the damage done. . . "

Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2024 08:47 PM (WXNFJ)

72
What happened to King Harv?

Posted by: Auspex at November 05, 2024 08:47 PM (j4U/Z)

73 VA is close, Harris is done?

*****************

If she wins by less than 5% she fucked

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 08:47 PM (M7vhK)

74 They can shove that needle up their ass with the COVID jab

Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (HJ9BW)

75 Those goddamned black men refused to kneel before the vayjayjay
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger

I blame the nagging.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (ftFVW)

76 Fulton EV is only 71% Harris.

Biden got 75%

Done.

Posted by: Jay in PA at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (i7Q7S)

77 They [Fox]'re all fucking clowns.

And they're really silly too.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (gKWVE)

78 Caitlan Collins looks like Glen Powell in a wig.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (QfvaV)

79
Whatever, Ellipsis still likes me.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 08:47 PM (xOnCy)

Whatever would give you the impression I didn't like you.

That's sad.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (Zz0t1)

80 Is it possible the election will be called for Trump before the voting is done in Hawaii?

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (M6PPV)

81 2 Isn't the needle on strike?
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SCABS!!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (hovnC)

82 NC is almost there!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (RUMEY)

83 28 Lots of gratuitous noodity tonight
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024

Good grief, please put your pants back on.

Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (pZEOD)

84 60 1992 means lawn darts are an option.

Posted by: Bete at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (LX4y3)

85 FOX NEWS IS A PSY OP LET IT GO

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (lX8VI)

86 Oh no!

Ron DeSantis: Amendments 3 and 4 enshrining abortion and recreational marijuana in Florida fail

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (L/fGl)

87 65 Didn't someone say that if VA is close, Harris is done?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:47 PM (RUMEY)

It can't be a good sign for her. Even holding out this long is pretty good. But the big NoVa counties haven't had their say yet.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (IORSH)

88 Virginia with 29% reporting.
Harris 49.1%
Trump 49.1%

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (6ydKt)

89 Ohio is now Red

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (RUMEY)

90 God bless King Harv. RIP
Posted by: La Troienne at November 05, 2024 08:44 PM (NzoEG)

He will be missed.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (aD39U)

91 Those goddamned black men refused to kneel before the vayjayjay
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger

I blame the nagging.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (ftFVW)

woah, I almost read that as something else.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (MGB5H)

92
I blame the nagging.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (ftFVW)

"Stupid ass bruvvas....."

- -- - - - - Barack Hussein Owebama

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (Zz0t1)

93 83 and is say that mainly because sponge is running around with scissors.

Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (pZEOD)

94 @73: "If she wins by less than 5% she fucked"

NYT needle currently predicting +4.9% for Harris.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (k1Qly)

95 He posted that he ran 80,000 simulations and Kamala won like 41,000 of them. Does that even mean something?
Posted by: Splunge at November 05, 2024 08:43 PM (hmKaK)

***

I mean, not really. Election predictions are notoriously difficult so I’m willing to cut slack, but Nate Silver’s wrong more than he’s right.

I find all these instantaneous “needle” predictions tedious. Same for Decision Desk HQ. Like “Trump goes from 70% chance to 62%, but that could down more if Kamala takes the lead. Of course, it could go back up if Trump outperforms his bellwethers.”

Like, thanks, guys. Useful model there.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (vLxSK)

96 Needle moved to 281

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (RUMEY)

97 For Fairfax County
2016 Hillary 355K Trump 157K
2020 Biden 419K Trump 168K

So, now you know what is needed to get VA...you need to probably lose Fairfax by Youngkin's total (286-152K) or about 130-140K votes to have a shot...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (exHjb)

98 Needle ticked up to 281 Trump

Posted by: jsg at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (7kKPC)

99 Hey, WI looks good !

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (V13WU)

100 Why you can tell Fox to sit and spin

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (elaR+)

101 Coconut is trying to get celebrities to facetime call college aged voters to try to turn them out before the rest of the polls close

Mkay, you do that

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 08:47 PM (M7vhK)

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"I'll MAKE all those white non-college-educated garbage people pay off your student loans if you vote for me multiple times!"

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 08:49 PM (jfKqs)

102 I've seen 105-27 as a "confirmed" EV total as of a few minutes ago. Anyone have a better count?

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 08:49 PM (2cS/G)

103 They can shove that needle up their ass with the COVID jab

Is that how they do it? Glad I never took it!

Posted by: Jetto at November 05, 2024 08:49 PM (EJ+3E)

104 woah, I almost read that as something else.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (MGB5H)

NAGGERS, you racist. What are you, Stan Marsh?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:49 PM (Zz0t1)

105 My bad
Virginia with 45% reporting not 29.

This is really good for Trump!

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 08:49 PM (6ydKt)

106 Whatever, Ellipsis still likes me.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 08:47 PM (xOnCy)

But is it like, or is it like-like...

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 08:49 PM (lX8VI)

107 NYT digital workers in strike -- LOL

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 08:49 PM (scDBq)

108 89 Ohio is now Red

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (RUMEY)

Feeling better, Bama?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 08:49 PM (KbCG3)

109 I want Kari Lake to win just to have Con Inc lose their shit.
Posted by: alexthechick

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THIS!!!!

Die AZ GOPe!!!

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 05, 2024 08:49 PM (Vyll1)

110 Moreno within 2 pts reddest counties not in.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 08:49 PM (MGB5H)

111 Decision Desk - and the ungrateful meatball - predicting 97% chance of Republican control of the Senate.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 08:49 PM (QfvaV)

112 Trump by 8.5
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 08:46 PM (MGB5H)

He is up by only 3% with 44% of votes in...

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 08:49 PM (EmT/E)

113 Feeling better, Bama?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 08:49 PM (KbCG3)

Yes!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:49 PM (RUMEY)

114 @julie_kelly2
·
23m
Looks like Trump flipped Baldwin County GA--this county is 41 percent black.

Trump is first Republican to win this county since 2004

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 08:49 PM (LkLld)

115 Trump winning NC and WI puts the pressure on AZ. With those, he's the president even without MI and PA cheat.

Steal VA and we don't even have to wait for AZ

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 08:49 PM (wGun1)

116 Totally jelly.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 08:44 PM (xOnCy)

*smooch*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:44 PM (Zz0t1)

*also smooches Jordan*

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:49 PM (RFPHU)

117 Having any takes based on 5-20% of the vote is a mugg's game.
_______
With one exception. If an entirely solid area switches, that's significant. I've seen it happen, with the D pollwatcher looking grim when the vote came in at 55% for his side.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 08:50 PM (1bNHn)

118 >>>20 ace, if you go to the NYT homepage you can see the needle and see it update. You just can't see any of the details without a subscription. I don't have a subscription but I can see it on the homepage.

no i can't, the paywall block comes up too fast.

Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 08:50 PM (KRtlO)

119 Looks like I needed to move.

Anyway, Trump's lead in Florida is now 14 points.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 08:50 PM (5p7BC)

120 Virginia looks close

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 08:50 PM (B9Prs)

121 Chris Wallace is saying everything is fine. Nobody has won any unexpected states. As if that’s good for Kamala.

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 05, 2024 08:50 PM (IW0rK)

122 I've grown to adore the NYT needle! Solid work this year!

Only took them how many cycles to work out the real time bus?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 08:50 PM (k1Qly)

123 I am so nervous I just cleaned my bathroom.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 08:50 PM (SHAib)

124 oh, you said the times homepage!

Thank you! that does work!

Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 08:50 PM (KRtlO)

125 *bugs

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 08:50 PM (k1Qly)

126 Ace, Timcast has the needle up routinely.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:50 PM (RUMEY)

127 Those goddamned black men refused to kneel before the vayjayjay
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger

I blame the nagging.
Posted by: She Hobbit

The nagger?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 08:50 PM (0ZV5S)

128 It can't be a good sign for her. Even holding out this long is pretty good. But the big NoVa counties haven't had their say yet.
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (IORSH)
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Loudoun is 97% reported, Fairfax only 22%

Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 08:50 PM (79pEw)

129 Remember Fox News pushing the idea that Trump was doing badly in the Indianapolis suburb of Hamilton County, based on the smallest amount of early vote?

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Vipers.

Posted by: DaisyB at November 05, 2024 08:50 PM (AbL8c)

130 They've moved Trump in the lead.

Va - 46% reporting'
Trump - 49.1%
Harris - 49.0%

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 08:50 PM (6ydKt)

131 Good grief, please put your pants back on.
Posted by: Piper

Hey, this ain't the book thread!

Posted by: She Hobbit, sans pants at November 05, 2024 08:51 PM (ftFVW)

132 A few minutes ago MSNBC was obsessing on how Trump was in the lead in FL, yet 60+% voting for pro-abortion amendment. They were so busy celebrating abortion they didn't realize that meant that many of those who are all-in on abortion did not vote for Kamala. Wow.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 08:51 PM (scDBq)

133 Next up on my playlist:

Roads to Madness, Queensryche (I do not have umlauts). Man, these guys were good.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at November 05, 2024 08:51 PM (Ad8y9)

134 118 >>>20 ace, if you go to the NYT homepage you can see the needle and see it update. You just can't see any of the details without a subscription. I don't have a subscription but I can see it on the homepage.

no i can't, the paywall block comes up too fast.
Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 08:50 PM (KRtlO)

I just logged in for free with a throw away gmail account I have.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 08:51 PM (uCjyK)

135 I'm counting on Ace to tell us when it's ok to break out the pudding cups.

Posted by: Tuna at November 05, 2024 08:51 PM (oaGWv)

136 Whatever, Ellipsis still likes me.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 08:47 PM

I like you too. Pre-season training starts tomorrow.

Posted by: Coach Duncanthrax at November 05, 2024 08:51 PM (elO/o)

137 Polymarkets has him @ 74%

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:51 PM (RUMEY)

138 I'm waiting for my pick-up Chinese to be ready (so I can survive the amount of alcohol I'm about to pour on my liver). And the music playing in her sounds like Chinese easy-listening versions of Christmas music.

Posted by: The Ocean Craves Batteries at November 05, 2024 08:51 PM (jPWY0)

139 People pay for the gray whore's opinions.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 05, 2024 08:51 PM (lhenN)

140 Rock da vote!

youtube.com/watch?v=aWGAy1qjGeo

Posted by: JQ at November 05, 2024 08:51 PM (njWTi)

141 Drink number two poured.

Posted by: scampydog at November 05, 2024 08:51 PM (41CYW)

142 Oh that is rich from Bonchie. He gave a hot take about early votes around 10AM this morning.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 08:51 PM (5p7BC)

143 Whatever would give you the impression I didn't like you.

That's sad.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

You like Doof more. I get it, Doof is pretty awesome.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 08:51 PM (xOnCy)

144 who won GA in 2020?

Posted by: Don Black- penny for the guy! at November 05, 2024 08:51 PM (/7KEl)

145 I am so nervous I just cleaned my bathroom.
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Once every four years isn't bad.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 08:51 PM (0ZV5S)

146 Lots of gratuitous noodity tonight
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024

Good grief, please put your pants back on.
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (pZEOD)

You can't fool me - I know you don't really mean that

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:51 PM (RFPHU)

147 115 Trump winning NC and WI puts the pressure on AZ. With those, he's the president even without MI and PA cheat.

Steal VA and we don't even have to wait for AZ
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 08:49 PM (wGun1)

With the likely addition of Senator Lake.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 08:51 PM (KbCG3)

148 Rual western NC may fulfill the proximate metaphor for crawling over broken glass to vote for Trump.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 08:52 PM (CCBVT)

149 So is that wonderful Chinese chick who bawled out Jake Sullivan's wife going to win?

Posted by: Splunge at November 05, 2024 08:52 PM (hmKaK)

150 Trump 111 EV
Harris 72

According to Fox

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 08:52 PM (2AW7/)

151 OK I'll join you! Should I start with low proof (by my standards, that is) - or go straight to the 125+ stuff?
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:31 PM (RFPHU)

I'm now on #3 of 110 (proof, not count) and wanted to see if I could properly respond to a comment.

Posted by: Brocksdaddy at November 05, 2024 08:52 PM (gQ2Pj)

152 Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:45 PM (exHjb)

thank you. so it's positive...

Posted by: sturmtodler at November 05, 2024 08:52 PM (nsSpm)

153 But muhIowaPoll.

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 08:52 PM (jzDzI)

154 DDHQ Called VA

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 08:52 PM (q6dqN)

155 The fact that my home state of Illinois was not immediately called makes me happy.

I know.......he won't win. But considering our past I need anything to make me feel better about Illinois

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 05, 2024 08:52 PM (ig8VZ)

156 The odds meter started in baseball where it made a lot of sense. Baseball is a numbers game, a game of probabilities. Each team gets the same number of innings and outs.

They started doing it for football and I find it particularly funny, in a way others probably don't.

It is essentially the stupidest thing in the world you could do for football. Maybe the stupidest thing anyone could ever do for anything.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 08:52 PM (lX8VI)

157 66 🚨#BREAKING: Pennsylvania voting site EVACUATED as 'disruptors' storm building trying to upset election result

This is why you get up at the crack of dawn and vote first thing. Anarchists and antifarts sleep in

Posted by: kallisto at November 05, 2024 08:52 PM (4E4Gc)

158 >>They've moved Trump in the lead.

Va - 46% reporting'
Trump - 49.1%
Harris - 49.0%
- - -
Can't be close, or they will once again "find" a usb containing a lot of Democrat votes days after the election. That's how CIA's Abigail Spanberg "beat" David Brat, iirc.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 08:52 PM (scDBq)

159 I am so nervous I just cleaned my bathroom.
Posted by: Nevergiveup

There's a nic we haven't seen in a while.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 05, 2024 08:52 PM (/y8xj)

160 VA dream dies.

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 08:52 PM (jzDzI)

161 And the music playing in her sounds like Chinese easy-listening versions of Christmas music.
Posted by: The Ocean Craves Batteries

"Fra rah rah, Fra rah rah, rah, rah, rah!"

Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2024 08:52 PM (WXNFJ)

162 I like you too. Pre-season training starts tomorrow.
Posted by: Coach Duncanthrax at November 05, 2024 08:51 PM (elO/o)

=====

Coach, I've been working out twice a day (mainly because I don't want to be the fat aunt at my niece's wedding, but still...).

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 08:52 PM (xOnCy)

163 Looks like King Barack brought black men back to the fold like he brought the Olympics to Chicago.

Posted by: The Ocean Craves Batteries at November 05, 2024 08:52 PM (jPWY0)

164 *Rural

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 08:52 PM (CCBVT)

165
You like Doof more. I get it, Doof is pretty awesome.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 08:51 PM (xOnCy)

Not true! You bring me whiskey too!!!

But YOU have BACON!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:52 PM (Zz0t1)

166 God bless King Harv. RIP
Posted by: La Troienne at November 05, 2024 08:44 PM (NzoEG)

He will be missed.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (aD39U)

--------------

King Harv is morte?

Ace will have to go back to eating hobos ...

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 08:52 PM (jfKqs)

167 Tim says if this goes to the SC, Kamala loses because of the 5th circuit ruling on ballots after the Election Day.

So that 5th circuit ruling is crucial.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:52 PM (RUMEY)

168 Winning with 279 electoral votes is not winning by 279.
Sorry for being PEDANTIC!

Jim Carrey Ruled (before he went nuts).

Posted by: jimmymcnulty at November 05, 2024 08:52 PM (qxd4S)

169 Hurricanes up 3 to 2 over the scumbags from Philly.

3rd period about to start.

We just checked ticket prices for when we'll be in Raleigh in December and its $77 per ticket for the nosebleeds.

Yikes!

Posted by: Defenestratus at November 05, 2024 08:53 PM (15364)

170 Alabama red. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 08:53 PM (pZEOD)

171 Decision desk declared Virginia for Harris. They may have to change that.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 08:53 PM (aRslG)

172 Once every four years isn't bad.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 08:51 PM (0ZV5S)

Par for the course

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 08:53 PM (SHAib)

173 @153: "But muhIowaPoll."

Iowa has significantly lower food inflation than the rest of the Upper Midwest. Six week abortion ban sways things too. Closer than it should be.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 08:53 PM (k1Qly)

174 Watching Bongino reminds me that I've always been into brunettes.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 08:53 PM (1bNHn)

175 DDHQ called VA and NH for Harris. Damn it

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 08:53 PM (EmT/E)

176 What’s up with Kansas?? We’re not in Kansas anymore Toto??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 05, 2024 08:53 PM (WdMlw)

177 Georgia with 65% reporting.
Trump - 52.7%
Harris - 46.7%

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 08:53 PM (6ydKt)

178 Maine is pink.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2024 08:53 PM (PM7HD)

179 Way to go NJ

Sigh, what a waste of a State

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 08:53 PM (SHAib)

180 NYT needle is not paywalled for me.

And I am not even special.

Posted by: Miklos is just Miklos at November 05, 2024 08:53 PM (khrpa)

181 Looks like King Barack brought black men back to the fold like he brought the Olympics to Chicago.

Posted by: The Ocean Craves Batteries at November 05, 2024 08:52 PM (jPWY0)

----------------

Have they even started building that DogEater Presidential Library and Outhouse Monstrosity in Chicago yet?

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 08:53 PM (jfKqs)

182 ZR1's are hard to control.
Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 08:47 PM (fT1il)

laughs in mustang...

Posted by: sturmtodler at November 05, 2024 08:54 PM (nsSpm)

183 You like Doof more. I get it, Doof is pretty awesome.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 08:51 PM (xOnCy)

Aww - Thanks Jordan!

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:54 PM (RFPHU)

184 Chris Wallace is saying everything is fine. Nobody has won any unexpected states. As if that’s good for Kamala.
Posted by: Pete Bog

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Ah, Chrissy wants to play Kevin Bacon's character from Animal House. Fine.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 05, 2024 08:54 PM (Vyll1)

185 GA Lean Trump. NC exiting Toss Up.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 08:54 PM (MGB5H)

186 AtC, about these VT3's...

Will they get posted to AoSHQ or just your Twitter account?

Also, any chance of seeing VT1 and VT2 tonight for luck?

Asking for a friend...
Posted by: haffhowershower at November 05, 2024 08:47 PM (NMT5x)

Twitter and then I'll drop the link here only because I can actually add images on the Twats easily.

VT I - https://tinyurl.com/43tufun9

VT II - https://tinyurl.com/2pwabts8

Sigh. I loved that bra in VT II. Right up until the underwire snapped and stabbed me.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 08:54 PM (1YfKX)

187 DDHQ Called VA

==FOR WHOM ???

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 08:54 PM (V13WU)

188 I've seen 105-27 as a "confirmed" EV total as of a few minutes ago. Anyone have a better count?
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That's Reuters but alot of the states for both are at just 4% or 6% votes counted.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 08:54 PM (hovnC)

189 All i know is i like fast women.

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 08:54 PM (JssSF)

190 Hand me down my walkin' stick.

Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 08:54 PM (LHPAg)

191 Next up on my playlist:

Roads to Madness, Queensryche (I do not have umlauts). Man, these guys were good.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at November 05, 2024 08:51 PM (Ad8y9)

Now playing: Xanadu

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 08:54 PM (i24o9)

192 DDHQ called VA and NH for Harris. Damn it
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 08:53 PM (EmT/E)

Someone just posted that it was under 50% in and it was a tie in VA............

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:54 PM (Zz0t1)

193 Georgia with 65% reporting.
Trump - 52.7%
Harris - 46.7%
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 08:53 PM (6ydKt)

Where were these votes with those last 2 Senate races?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 08:54 PM (SHAib)

194 Trump doing much better in VA and NH vs 2020 even if he loses them. Good news even with a loss there.

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 08:54 PM (jzDzI)

195 Alabama red. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 08:53 PM (pZEOD)

----------------

I believe that the correct color is Crimson Tide ...

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 08:54 PM (jfKqs)

196 IF we got VA we got all of it!

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 08:55 PM (V13WU)

197 If my county was run by Republicans I’d early vote via mail in. But the demorats flipped it and I don’t trust them. I go in person and vote before the disruptors get there.

Posted by: kallisto at November 05, 2024 08:55 PM (4E4Gc)

198 Hi @Nevergiveup.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 08:55 PM (2cS/G)

199 I don’t know what DDHQ is but RCP has not called VA or NH

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 05, 2024 08:55 PM (WdMlw)

200 CNN Chyron :

Crucial Battlegrounds of GA, NC, PA Too Early To Call

Too Early ?

Not Too Close ?

Posted by: jsg at November 05, 2024 08:55 PM (7kKPC)

201 >>who won GA in 2020?

The intel community.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 08:55 PM (LkLld)

202 Evening all. Fingers and toes crossed for the Happy Warrior and God Bless the USA.

Heads on a swivel and make sure you are packing for the next few days....

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at November 05, 2024 08:55 PM (bgJ0E)

203 Goodlander 58%
Tang Williams (Chinese chic) 42%
Less than 20% reporting

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 08:55 PM (2AW7/)

204 "The fact that my home state of Illinois was not immediately called makes me happy.

I know.......he won't win. But considering our past I need anything to make me feel better about Illinois"

Last I checked one website had IL 58-40 for Kamala, however, only the reliable "blue" counties were shown as colored in and only 2 or 3 downstate counties were shown red. That would mean virtually NONE of the downstate vote has been counted yet. If Kamala wins IL by only single digits I would consider that a win for our side

Posted by: Secret Square at November 05, 2024 08:55 PM (9WuX0)

205 You like Doof more. I get it, Doof is pretty awesome.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 08:51 PM (xOnCy)

Not true! You bring me whiskey too!!!

But YOU have BACON!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:52 PM (Zz0t1)

I offered you scrapple

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:55 PM (RFPHU)

206 But YOU have BACON!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Bacon Wench for the win!

Posted by: She Hobbit, at November 05, 2024 08:55 PM (ftFVW)

207 I picked a bad night to run out of weed.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at November 05, 2024 08:55 PM (Z8Yh2)

208 Trump is 8K votes behind Coconut in VA, lol fuck off DDHQ

Bunch of girthy unshowered poofballs

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 08:55 PM (M7vhK)

209 oh, harris. Fuck her . On to the original plan.

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 08:55 PM (V13WU)

210 I am now projecting Sydney Sweeney will take off her top and let us see them.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member

If you haven't already seen them, are you really trying?

Posted by: Brocksdaddy at November 05, 2024 08:55 PM (gQ2Pj)

211 One thing is clear: If Trump is going to win it'll be like 1968, where he wins a bunch of states very close.

That's good, but it shows just how deeply divided the country is, when a complete empty suit who stands for nothing and ran what is, easily, the worst campaign a candidate has run since McGovern in 72, can still win a sizeable share of the popular and electoral vote.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 08:55 PM (wGun1)

212 This is not going to be a blowout. It is not going to be a 2012 style romp either. This is turning into a very tight race. It mirrors 2020 in some respects. The data does not seem to suggest Harris is overperforming the polls.

I feel sick to my stomach

This. I'm more concerned about the Senate races at this point.

The polls have been telling us for weeks that this race is close and could go either way. Kamala told us she was the underdog.

Not looking good. The NYT Needle is trending the wrong way. I’m having a difficult time processing this. Kamala was ahead in the polls and she hasn’t won yet..she should win handily..can’t rest

A tight race means SCOTUS will possibly decide the winner. The Rs will mount so many lawsuits that will make SCOTUS the kingmaker in the end. You know how that will turn out.

If Harris wins, it'll be by fewer electoral votes than Biden saw in 2020. I am not liking what is happening in NC and GA at the moment.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 05, 2024 08:55 PM (JxaW4)

213 163 Looks like King Barack brought black men back to the fold like he brought the Olympics to Chicago.
Posted by: The Ocean Craves Batteries at November 05, 2024 08:52 PM (jPWY0)

Oh that was one of the funniest moments of ‘09. That one news guy sputtering “Chicago is OUT?! Chicago is OUT?!” when they were voted out in the first round. That was media hopium on the level of Beyoncé at the DNC…

Posted by: Sorry Folks, My Last Nic Upset Everyone, The Moose Out Front Should've Told You at November 05, 2024 08:56 PM (7kSOl)

214 201 >>who won GA in 2020?

The intel community.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 08:55 PM (LkLld)

I don't remember them on the ballot.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:56 PM (RUMEY)

215
Yeah, Beam Black for the win. My last one, honey, I promise.

Posted by: Auspex at November 05, 2024 08:56 PM (j4U/Z)

216 Par for the course
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Good to see you Admiral.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 08:56 PM (0ZV5S)

217 Sigh. I loved that bra in VT II. Right up until the underwire snapped and stabbed me.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 08:54 PM (1YfKX)

always betrayed by the one who supports you the most....

Posted by: sturmtodler at November 05, 2024 08:56 PM (nsSpm)

218 who won GA in 2020?
Posted by: Don Black- penny for the guy!

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The backed up plumbing.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 05, 2024 08:56 PM (Vyll1)

219 Now playing: Xanadu

Hopefully from exit stage left

Posted by: Taggart at November 05, 2024 08:56 PM (N2oAm)

220 Now playing: Xanadu
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 08:54 PM (i24o9)

Dining on honeydew?

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:56 PM (RFPHU)

221 Heads on a swivel and make sure you are packing for the next few days....
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at November 05, 2024 08:55 PM (bgJ0E)

*fistbump*

Good to see you, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:56 PM (Zz0t1)

222 Hi @Nevergiveup.
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 08:55 PM (2cS/G)

Good Evening

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 08:56 PM (SHAib)

223 Bold move, cotton.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:56 PM (RUMEY)

224 I think it's too early to call VA.

Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 08:56 PM (79pEw)

225 Georgia with 65% reporting.
Trump - 52.7%
Harris - 46.7%
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 08:53 PM (6ydKt)

Where were these votes with those last 2 Senate races?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 08:54 PM (SHAib)

--------------

Back when a month's worth of groceries & gas cost you $200 instead of $1000.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 08:56 PM (jfKqs)

226 Unfortunately Lily Williams appears to be losing handily to Maggie Goodlander in NH-2. But maybe she can do better in 2 years. She'd be a lot of fun.

Posted by: Alex at November 05, 2024 08:56 PM (EcUen)

227 Ohio with 46% reporting.
Trump - 52.1%
Harris - 47.0%

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 08:56 PM (6ydKt)

228 That's how CIA's Abigail Spanberg "beat" David Brat, iirc.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 08:52 PM (scDBq)

Not exactly. Brat lost fair and square going full on RINO in 2 years.

Spanberger lost to Nick Freitas in 2020. Until they found a USB drive with a bunch of votes just for her.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 08:56 PM (QfvaV)

229 VA would have been an early EARLY night.

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 08:56 PM (V13WU)

230 Milwaukee lagging behind in counting absentee ballots.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 08:56 PM (MGB5H)

231 "Twitter and then I'll drop the link here only because I can actually add images on the Twats easily."

Sidebar??

Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 08:56 PM (i0F8b)

232 138 I'm waiting for my pick-up Chinese to be ready (so I can survive the amount of alcohol I'm about to pour on my liver).
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Me too!

Posted by: Rep. Eric Swalwell at November 05, 2024 08:56 PM (hovnC)

233 I'm gonna watch some hockey to distract me from this national cliffhanger

Posted by: Don Black- penny for the guy! at November 05, 2024 08:56 PM (/7KEl)

234 Hey Ace, I appreciate highlighting my last comment in bold but I think it was a mistake.

Posted by: Sorry Folks, My Last Nic Upset Everyone, The Moose Out Front Should've Told You at November 05, 2024 08:56 PM (7kSOl)

235 I believe it is time to crack open the blackberry moonshine. The real stuff, not that garbage from the liquor store.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2024 08:56 PM (WXNFJ)

236 192 DDHQ called VA and NH for Harris. Damn it
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 08:53 PM (EmT/E)

Someone just posted that it was under 50% in and it was a tie in VA............
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:54 PM (Zz0t1)

Fairfax is still largely out..someone may be deciding on day of voters there...but I admit, it does seem a little early...

Then again, if you thought there was no prayer (and most people kinda thought that), you do assume you were right originally...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:56 PM (exHjb)

237 wondering when I can enjoy my flagon of Progressive tears.
*drums fingers on the bar*

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at November 05, 2024 08:56 PM (MB784)

238 I refuse to look at Fox for even 1 second

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 05, 2024 08:56 PM (WdMlw)

239 Ha! Auto close tags FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 08:57 PM (0ZV5S)

240
Isn't DDHQ the same fags who called AZ before TX last go round? Fuck them.

Posted by: The Ocean Craves Batteries at November 05, 2024 08:57 PM (jPWY0)

241 I blame the nagging.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM

Are you saying Harris is a nagger?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2024 08:57 PM (Wnv9h)

242 Bold reporting

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2024 08:57 PM (PM7HD)

243 Damn you tags (or, my fat fingers and jaste, resulting in not double checking)

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 05, 2024 08:57 PM (JxaW4)

244 I need numbers!!! (Yeah, I know, I'll crack another beer and chill out)

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 08:57 PM (2cS/G)

245 Sigh. I loved that bra in VT II. Right up until the underwire snapped and stabbed me.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 08:54 PM (1YfKX)

=====

I *hate* it when that happens.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 08:57 PM (xOnCy)

246 i love fast women. testing

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 08:57 PM (JssSF)

247 Heads on a swivel and make sure you are packing for the next few days....

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at November 05, 2024 08:55 PM (bgJ0E)

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I would say "Watch your six" but that would likely summon a Pete Bootygag sock ...

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 08:57 PM (jfKqs)

248
Shit, now we're all BOLD!

Posted by: Auspex at November 05, 2024 08:57 PM (j4U/Z)

249 Cruz now comfortably up by 4

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 08:57 PM (M7vhK)

250 >>I don’t know what DDHQ is but RCP has not called VA or NH

I'd be surprised if we won either but it's not always about winning the state as it is cutting the margin over previous years.

There is a clear red wave moving across the country right now.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 08:57 PM (LkLld)

251 Ah, Chrissy wants to play Kevin Bacon's character from Animal House. Fine.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle

Thank you sir.

May I have another?

Posted by: Chris Wallace at November 05, 2024 08:57 PM (hCzfy)

252 WI has to re-tabulate 30k ballots. Here we go.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 08:57 PM (uCjyK)

253 144 who won GA in 2020?
-------
The Devil but he had a freaking band backing him up.

Tell me that's not cheating!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 08:58 PM (hovnC)

254
53% in and Cruz is up by over 3%. I think and hope Allred has shot the bolt.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 08:58 PM (EsZUh)

255 Anderson is crawling back close to that fat bastard fat body Videman

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 08:58 PM (SHAib)

256
I'm so relieved that Amendment 4 in Florida failed.

Posted by: girldog at November 05, 2024 08:58 PM (ANtE4)

257 Ha! Auto close tags FTW!
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 08:57 PM (0ZV5S)

CHEATER.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 08:58 PM (1YfKX)

258 Even I look forward to Mannix's ladies. The man has high standards.

But I wouldn't mind a little beefcake every so often.

Who's winning?

Posted by: creeper at November 05, 2024 08:58 PM (M6moH)

259 Trump is 8K votes behind Coconut in VA, lol fuck off DDHQ

Bunch of girthy unshowered poofballs

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 08:55 PM (M7vhK)

Aren't they rabidly anti-Trump?

Not that doesn't mean they MAY be accurate, but something to consider.

Posted by: DaisyB at November 05, 2024 08:58 PM (AbL8c)

260 So, abortion saved Democrats in FL, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 08:58 PM (GBKbO)

261 Being competitive in VA is a win. This is starting to look like 2016, but trump probably has better coat tails this time.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 08:58 PM (q6dqN)

262 163 Looks like King Barack brought black men back to the fold like he brought the Olympics to Chicago.

That’s just Shit Midas doing his thing

Posted by: kallisto at November 05, 2024 08:58 PM (4E4Gc)

263 I just watched a bit of Faux Newz on U Tube...

All the people on it were scrubs. Not a single person I recognized at all...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 05, 2024 08:58 PM (QAkQ3)

264 Isn't DDHQ the same fags who called AZ before TX last go round? Fuck them.
Posted by: The Ocean Craves Batteries at November 05, 2024 08:57 PM (jPWY0)

It was originally called the aoshqdd.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 08:58 PM (uCjyK)

265 "Prepare the pudding, Jeeves."

Posted by: Calvin Dodge at November 05, 2024 08:58 PM (d5623)

266 75 Those goddamned black men refused to kneel before the vayjayjay
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger

I've watched enough Jerry Springer to know the Dems should have run a fat, dumpy white broad beaten down by life if they want certain demographics.....

Posted by: Stateless...drinking early while doing chores. at November 05, 2024 08:59 PM (jvJvP)

267 224 I think it's too early to call VA.
Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 08:56 PM (79pEw)

AP has not called VA. Just DDHQ based on what I don't know.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 08:59 PM (EmT/E)

268 Cool, NGU, I hope you are well. I'm flipping out a bit waiting to see how NC comes in.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 08:59 PM (2cS/G)

269 259 Trump is 8K votes behind Coconut in VA, lol fuck off DDHQ

Bunch of girthy unshowered poofballs

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 08:55 PM (M7vhK)

Aren't they rabidly anti-Trump?

Not that doesn't mean they MAY be accurate, but something to consider.
Posted by: DaisyB at November 05, 2024 08:58 PM (AbL8c)

=======

I hate argument by authority, but if they called it, it's probably done.

Disappointing, but we'll see anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 08:59 PM (GBKbO)

270 >>Spanberger lost to Nick Freitas in 2020. Until they found a USB drive with a bunch of votes just for her.

Ah, thanks for the correction, blaster!
I only remembered the "found" usb crap.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 08:59 PM (scDBq)

271 Next up on my playlist:

Roads to Madness, Queensryche (I do not have umlauts). Man, these guys were good.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at November 05, 2024 08:51 PM (Ad8y9)

And drinking the milk of paradise.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 08:59 PM (i24o9)

272 Ha! Auto close tags FTW!
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 08:57 PM (0ZV5S)

WHERE'S your sense of ADVENture?!!?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:59 PM (Zz0t1)

273 Here's a link to bypass NYT paywalls:

https://github.com/bpc-clone/bypass-paywalls-chrome-clean

Posted by: Just a guy at November 05, 2024 08:59 PM (MgknY)

274 Don Jr on Tucker

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:59 PM (RUMEY)

275 I bet we won't know tonight

Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 08:59 PM (IyPmt)

276 205 You like Doof more. I get it, Doof is pretty awesome.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 08:51 PM (xOnCy)

Not true! You bring me whiskey too!!!

But YOU have BACON!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:52 PM (Zz0t1)

I offered you scrapple
Posted by: Doof

Whoa whoa whoa

You offered Jordan61 scrapple? I did t get any scrapple.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 08:59 PM (O3C91)

277

With over 150 roundabouts in Hamilton County alone (Carmel constructing its 100th one in 2016), there is ample opportunity for people in or traveling to the Greater Indianapolis area to encounter at least one of them.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 05, 2024 08:59 PM (63Dwl)

278 Moreno is in the lead, as the reddest counties are still out, OH moves more red.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 08:59 PM (MGB5H)

279 >>I don’t know what DDHQ is but RCP has not called VA or NH

I'd be surprised if we won either but it's not always about winning the state as it is cutting the margin over previous years.

There is a clear red wave moving across the country right now.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 08:57 PM (LkLld)

----------------

Unless it brings electoral votes and seats in House and Senate it is just a useless ripple.

Posted by: Decaf at November 05, 2024 09:00 PM (unUNN)

280 So women like sex also?

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 09:00 PM (JssSF)

281
Good to see you, sir.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

And you. Good luck all.

Y'all are probably not aware how much people around the whole world are watching and hoping that Donnie Two Scoops get it. There is a effing lot riding on this.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at November 05, 2024 09:00 PM (bgJ0E)

282 Virginia with 49% reporting.
Trump - 49.2%
Harris - 48.9%

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 09:00 PM (6ydKt)

283 263 I just watched a bit of Faux Newz on U Tube...

All the people on it were scrubs. Not a single person I recognized at all...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 05, 2024 08:58 PM (QAkQ3)

Roku has the ABC feed with Donna Brazile.

These fuckers never go away unless they die...

Posted by: Stateless...drinking early while doing chores. at November 05, 2024 09:00 PM (jvJvP)

284 Just got home. Finally at ace on my home PC.

Remember everybody: while things are looking good so far...

LNSSEODY!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 09:00 PM (FGFJD)

285 Oooh, I just remembered I have some mamajuana.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 09:00 PM (xOnCy)

286 282 Virginia with 49% reporting.
Trump - 49.2%
Harris - 48.9%
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 09:00 PM (6ydKt)

=======

DDHQ is probably assuming that outstanding votes in blue areas outweigh outstanding votes in red areas.

Hope they're wrong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:00 PM (GBKbO)

287 Tejas

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 09:01 PM (q6dqN)

288 Don't jinks us @It's me donna. Not cool.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 09:01 PM (2cS/G)

289 With about 2 million votes counted in Virginia so far, Trump is trailing by about 10,000 votes. 97/133 localities reporting.

Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 09:01 PM (79pEw)

290
Y'all are probably not aware how much people around the whole world are watching and hoping that Donnie Two Scoops get it. There is a effing lot riding on this.
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at November 05, 2024 09:00 PM (bgJ0E)

I said it earlier. The WORLD is nervous because if Don doesn't win, THE WORLD is toast.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:01 PM (Zz0t1)

291 15 states closed Michigan and Wisconsin, Arizona all too soon or close to call

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 09:01 PM (aRslG)

292 Cool, NGU, I hope you are well. I'm flipping out a bit waiting to see how NC comes in.
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 08:59 PM (2cS/G)

Pretty good. Miss being in Uniform with my shipmate but do NOT miss being in the Navy LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 09:01 PM (SHAib)

293 Kaitlyn Calimain and her big announcements -

https://youtu.be/c_R-BzOC4B0

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 05, 2024 09:01 PM (Aqu9a)

294

Is there a TV news channel that is not 100% progtard fuckwitz, we can watch some returns on?

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at November 05, 2024 09:01 PM (Bx5D8)

295 Is DDHQ still the ungrateful meatball? Or is he out over there?

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 09:01 PM (QfvaV)

296 Good evening, everyone. I'm so nervous I'm sick to my stomach.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 05, 2024 09:01 PM (uiI39)

297
Fox calls TX for Trump.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 09:01 PM (EsZUh)

298 RCP actually has Trump up 49.3-48.8 in VA with 48% reporting…. And someone called it. I call bullshit

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 05, 2024 09:01 PM (WdMlw)

299 Y'all are probably not aware how much people around the whole world are watching and hoping that Donnie Two Scoops get it. There is a effing lot riding on this.

Oh, we’re aware. Nobody on earth wants WW3

Except NWO maniacs

Posted by: kallisto at November 05, 2024 09:01 PM (4E4Gc)

300 The portrait of Trump behind Tucker is amaaaaazzziiinnnnggg.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 09:01 PM (1YfKX)

301 Not that doesn't mean they MAY be accurate, but something to consider.

***************

Theyre doing the Fox News calls AZ for Biden thing

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 09:01 PM (M7vhK)

302 VA was always insurance, but it being so close, even if it's a loss, is good news for securing NC.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 09:02 PM (wGun1)

303 DDHQ just called Ohio for Trump.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 05, 2024 09:02 PM (CwhoI)

304 WI has to re-tabulate 30k ballots. Here we go.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 08:57 PM (uCjyK)

----------------

And hey presto, they all magically become Dem votes.

Posted by: Decaf at November 05, 2024 09:02 PM (unUNN)

305 NGU
Great to see you hear. You've been missed.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 09:02 PM (2AW7/)

306 Need more Kraken, may regret that in the morning.

Posted by: She Hobbit, at November 05, 2024 09:02 PM (ftFVW)

307 Pretty good. Miss being in Uniform with my shipmate but do NOT miss being in the Navy LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 09:01 PM (SHAib)

Sweet.

Hope you're well.

And hung over with happiness tomorrow....

Back to my horror movie...

Posted by: Stateless...drinking early while doing chores. at November 05, 2024 09:02 PM (jvJvP)

308 Trump is dominating TX, Cruz is going to beat Allred by more than he did Beto.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:02 PM (MGB5H)

309 AP is 120-99 for Trump, no call on VA, sweep of the plains and WY. no call on KS or MO either

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 09:02 PM (gKWVE)

310 Whoa whoa whoa

You offered Jordan61 scrapple? I did t get any scrapple.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 08:59 PM (O3C91)

I offered it to Sponge. And you know I offered you breakfast. But both of you turned me down.

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 09:02 PM (RFPHU)

311 >>Unless it brings electoral votes and seats in House and Senate it is just a useless ripple.

It's obviously bringing them. The question is how many.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 09:02 PM (LkLld)

312 Fox calls TX for Trump.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 09:01 PM (EsZUh)

Reuters adds ND, SD, and WY.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 09:02 PM (i24o9)

313 Reuters has PDT leading in VA 57% to 42% with 50% of the estimated votes counted.

https://tinyurl.com/33tf8d8b

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:02 PM (hovnC)

314 Ohio in the bag.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:02 PM (RUMEY)

315 Called for Trump:
Texas, North Dakota, South Dakota, Missouri, Wyoming.
Electoral College so far -
Trump - 154
Harris - 27

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 09:02 PM (6ydKt)

316 TRUMP - OH !!

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:02 PM (V13WU)

317 MI just went from Lean D to Toss Up

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:03 PM (MGB5H)

318 308 Trump is dominating TX, Cruz is going to beat Allred by more than he did Beto.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:02 PM (MGB5H)

=======

But the polls!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:03 PM (GBKbO)

319
fake news, we are not falling for it.

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 09:03 PM (JssSF)

320
Twitter and then I'll drop the link here only because I can actually add images on the Twats easily.

VT I - https://tinyurl.com/43tufun9

VT II - https://tinyurl.com/2pwabts8

Sigh. I loved that bra in VT II. Right up until the underwire snapped and stabbed me.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 08:54 PM (1YfKX)

thankyouthankyouthankyou!!!

Ya know, I think that did the trick, it's a lock everybody!

I do appreciate those, er, that great retrospective. I mean, my FRIEND really appreciates it :-)

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 05, 2024 09:03 PM (NMT5x)

321 178 - 113 Trump

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 09:03 PM (aRslG)

322 NGU
Great to see you hear. You've been missed.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 09:02 PM (2AW7/)

Yep. Lots of oldies but goodies showing up today, making it a win in my book.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 09:03 PM (i24o9)

323 289 With about 2 million votes counted in Virginia so far, Trump is trailing by about 10,000 votes. 97/133 localities reporting.
Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 09:01 PM (79pEw)

VA will have 2-2.5M votes to count (maybe a touch more but even with higher reg, early votes were depressed).

Fairfax will bring a 100K swing still...Arlington I believe is also out...gonna need a big SW/rural build to top that.

So, I see why they called it...but I don't know the final votes in, so I don't know if Fairfax is closer to 2020 vote totals or 2016 ones (which will matter)...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 09:03 PM (exHjb)

324 IA leans Trump, fuck you Selzer Down The Pants.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 09:03 PM (gKWVE)

325 I have Steve from AgendaFreeTV on; he is using the reuters map.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 05, 2024 09:03 PM (ufFY8)

326 Looks like CNN just made the call for predictable Red States, 154-27 is their current Electoral projection. No surprises therein.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 09:03 PM (2cS/G)

327 Trump may lose in Virginia, sure, but him being within 2% is VERY bad news for Kamala nationwide.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 09:04 PM (6ydKt)

328 @317: "MI just went from Lean D to Toss Up"

Been stuck as tossup at NYT since the beginning.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 09:04 PM (k1Qly)

329 First dump out of IA Trump +8.5

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:04 PM (MGB5H)

330 Is PA looking bad for us?

Posted by: Highlander at November 05, 2024 09:04 PM (L4L3u)

331 Larry Hogan lose?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 09:04 PM (dg+HA)

332 fuck you Selzer Down The Pants.
Posted by: gKWVE

Wait. We're not supposed to do that??? Asking for fren.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 05, 2024 09:04 PM (IG4Id)

333
Excited conservative pothead neighbor want to come over and burn one in celebration.

Herself is not amused. Me either.

Posted by: Auspex at November 05, 2024 09:04 PM (j4U/Z)

334 >317 MI just went from Lean D to Toss Up

oh my

Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 09:04 PM (i0F8b)

335 312 Fox calls TX for Trump.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 09:01 PM (EsZUh)

Reuters adds ND, SD, and WY.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder,

The Red Meat Wall

Posted by: Rex B at November 05, 2024 09:04 PM (Qs9lt)

336 I offered it to Sponge. And you know I offered you breakfast. But both of you turned me down.
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 09:02 PM (RFPHU)

Wait you were going to be making pancakes?

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 09:04 PM (QfvaV)

337 329 First dump out of IA Trump +8.5
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:04 PM (MGB5H

So Kamala has it in the bag?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:04 PM (RUMEY)

338 Two strong data guys are saying North Carolina is done, and Trump will win.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 09:04 PM (5p7BC)

339 Everyone hold your breath...

IOWA is about to release data.

*DRAMATIC MUSIC

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 09:04 PM (wGun1)

340 AP still not calling TX or OH because AP is gay.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 09:04 PM (gKWVE)

341 I've become disgusted with a Large portion of the US Population.. that this race is even CLOSE... is an abomination.

And proves that my low opinion of many Americans, is warranted.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 05, 2024 09:04 PM (QAkQ3)

342 This busty bikini brunette has never read the NYT:
http://tiny.cc/tvttzz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 09:04 PM (HnUIn)

343 If Trump pulls this off against the Derp State, I'm getting up early to watch Morning Joe get completely unhinged and make Mika lose what's left of her mind.

See also The View.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2024 09:04 PM (4tmpE)

344 I have hope.

Why are you bastards giving me hope?

Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 09:05 PM (lHPJf)

345 330 Is PA looking bad for us?
Posted by: Highlander at November 05, 2024 09:04 PM (L4L3u)

======

Counting is starting slow, mainly about the early votes, but Trump is overperforming 2020.

When he lost by less than 1%.

We'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:05 PM (GBKbO)

346 First dump out of IA Trump +8.5

---

I waz worried...

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:05 PM (V13WU)

347 TRUMP - OH !!

Glad I was wrong.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 05, 2024 09:05 PM (mH6SG)

348 338 Two strong data guys are saying North Carolina is done, and Trump will win.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 09:04 PM (5p7BC)

======

I was saying it 2 weeks ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:05 PM (GBKbO)

349 Alas it has been called for Goodlander in NH.

Posted by: Briny the Elder at November 05, 2024 09:05 PM (VR4cY)

350 Trump currently leading in popular vote.

Trump - 52.7% - 23,735,000
Harris - 46.1% - 20,899,369

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 09:05 PM (6ydKt)

351 I was saying it 2 weeks ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:05 PM (GBKbO)

Asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:05 PM (Zz0t1)

352 RCP has Harris 99 Trump 168

Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 09:05 PM (ti/Vb)

353 I’m making a call..

Democrats are odious people.

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 09:05 PM (jzDzI)

354 342 This busty bikini brunette has never read the NYT:
http://tiny.cc/tvttzz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 09:04 PM (HnUIn)

God bless you sir.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:05 PM (RUMEY)

355 offered it to Sponge. And you know I offered you breakfast. But both of you turned me down.
Posted by: Doof

All I got was Rush.

* hangs head*

Posted by: She Hobbit, at November 05, 2024 09:06 PM (ftFVW)

356 Will you rubes revolt again, when TRump loses again?

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 09:06 PM (JssSF)

357 Fox calls TX for Trump.

**************************

Wow, what a brave call

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 09:06 PM (M7vhK)

358 >>Y'all are probably not aware how much people around the whole world are watching and hoping that Donnie Two Scoops get it. There is a effing lot riding on this.

I saw one of the WEF whack jobs who has been advocating for the end of free will and free speech came out the other day and said if Trump wins it will mean the end of the current world order.

Fingers crossed.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 09:06 PM (LkLld)

359 Fox just called East Corpsemanland for Kamala. The 57th state.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 09:06 PM (lX8VI)

360 351 I was saying it 2 weeks ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:05 PM (GBKbO)

Asshole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:05 PM (Zz0t1)

=======

That's not all of me!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:06 PM (GBKbO)

361 336 I offered it to Sponge. And you know I offered you breakfast. But both of you turned me down.
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 09:02 PM (RFPHU)

Did NOT turn breakfast down! I turned scrapple down!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 05, 2024 09:06 PM (uiI39)

362 Right up until the underwire snapped and stabbed me.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 08:54 PM (1YfKX)

Hate it when that happens. Can't they make those out of something non-breakable, ffs?

Now that it's a boob thread, I'm going to put in a good word for the Evelyn Bobbie bras. Wire-free, all-day wearable.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 05, 2024 09:06 PM (OX9vb)

363 SOS Ratshitberger is doing his best to help Harris win GA.

{{seethes}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2024 09:06 PM (4tmpE)

364 330 Is PA looking bad for us?

No PA is just fine

Gov. Shapiro refuses to help KH because he was passed over for Veep

Posted by: kallisto at November 05, 2024 09:06 PM (4E4Gc)

365 "And proves that my low opinion of many Americans, is warranted."

Right there with you.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at November 05, 2024 09:06 PM (Z8Yh2)

366 Hogan is actually leading in Maryland but Baltimore hasn't woken up yet

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 09:06 PM (aRslG)

367 Democrats are odious people.

Well you're half right.

Posted by: Jetto at November 05, 2024 09:06 PM (EJ+3E)

368 Wow. Apparently, "The Daily Show" has trotted out Jon Stewart for election night LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 09:06 PM (HnUIn)

369 348 338 Two strong data guys are saying North Carolina is done, and Trump will win.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 09:04 PM (5p7BC)

======

I was saying it 2 weeks ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:05 PM (GBKbO)

Couldn't have voted harder for Robinson???

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 09:06 PM (KbCG3)

370 Trump is 72% chance to win on PolyMarket.

https://tinyurl.com/2dnmp9qe

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 05, 2024 09:07 PM (7ycIc)

371 Whoa whoa whoa

You offered Jordan61 scrapple? I did t get any scrapple.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 08:59 PM (O3C91)

I offered it to Sponge. And you know I offered you breakfast. But both of you turned me down.
Posted by: Doof

That reminds me to get some hogshead cheese and Ritz crackers.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 09:07 PM (0ZV5S)

372 Mannix your girls are sizzling tonight!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 05, 2024 09:07 PM (WdMlw)

373 This busty bikini brunette has never read the NYT:
http://tiny.cc/tvttzz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at

Obviously Green Party.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 05, 2024 09:07 PM (ufFY8)

374 Trump currently leading in popular vote.

Trump - 52.7% - 23,735,000
Harris - 46.1% - 20,899,369
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 09:05 PM (6ydKt)

If Trump wins the popular vote, I will laugh and laugh and laugh.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 09:07 PM (1YfKX)

375 This busty bikini brunette has never read the NYT:
http://tiny.cc/tvttzz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 09:04 PM (HnUIn)

Yowza! What a smokeshow.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 05, 2024 09:07 PM (Aqu9a)

376 Hey.

Remember when polling firms assured us that they had fixed their errors?

That was fun.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:07 PM (GBKbO)

377 Trump is dominating TX, Cruz is going to beat Allred by more than he did Beto.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:02 PM (MGB5H)

-----------------

Chuck Schumer's SuperPAC spending hardest hit ...

[NOW DO ARIZONA!]

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 09:07 PM (jfKqs)

378 Ace teased some good MI News earlier today that he couldn’t share. Do we know what that is?

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 05, 2024 09:07 PM (eb5mD)

379 how is DDHQ making these calls before AP?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 09:07 PM (EmT/E)

380 Reuters OH 53% to 46% for PDT over Harris with 51% votes in.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:07 PM (hovnC)

381 BBL - gotta feed the littles and grope the wife.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 09:07 PM (i24o9)

382 Busty bikini babe has a Melania thing going.

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 09:07 PM (jzDzI)

383 Moreno is going to take the Senate seat in OH.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:07 PM (MGB5H)

384 Steaks are in the pan, drink is in the blood stream. Trust in God's sovereignty, dear Horde.

Posted by: PabloD at November 05, 2024 09:07 PM (tShuD)

385 369 Couldn't have voted harder for Robinson???
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 09:06 PM (KbCG3)

=======

I almost voted Libertarian (which I did for most down-ballot races).

But I felt bad for the guy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:07 PM (GBKbO)

386 'VA is close, Harris is done?

If she wins by less than 5% she fucked'

She might not win VA at all.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 05, 2024 09:08 PM (3wi/L)

387 Looks like CNN just made the call for predictable Red States, 154-27 is their current Electoral projection. No surprises therein.
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 09:03 PM (2cS/G)

fox has 178 to 113 for PDJT

Posted by: sturmtodler at November 05, 2024 09:08 PM (nsSpm)

388 Fox calls TX for Trump.

**************************

Wow, what a brave call

==

I waz worried...

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:08 PM (V13WU)

389 Hemmer Is babbling like a monkey and jabbing at the maps. Massive uppers

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 09:08 PM (aRslG)

390 i smell rubes in our midst.

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 09:08 PM (JssSF)

391 http://tiny.cc/tvttzz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 09:04 PM (HnUIn

Mind the gap.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:08 PM (Zz0t1)

392 A GOP Congress and President Trump need to make cleaning up elections priority one. Repeat what was done in FL nationwide. This is absurd.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 09:08 PM (vLxSK)

393 ***Ace****

Check your email. The needle is near...

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 05, 2024 09:08 PM (tPMOE)

394 361 336 I offered it to Sponge. And you know I offered you breakfast. But both of you turned me down.
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 09:02 PM (RFPHU)

Did NOT turn breakfast down! I turned scrapple down!
Posted by: Ladyl at November

I'm on freaking pacific time! I can't eat at 530 am!

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 09:08 PM (O3C91)

395 Ohio is called for Trump.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 09:08 PM (5p7BC)

396 Are you saying Harris is a nagger?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2024 08:57 PM (Wnv9h)

No, Obima was the nagger. Much more so than Harrid.

Posted by: Im29too at November 05, 2024 09:09 PM (3NJyR)

397 Now that it's a boob thread, I'm going to put in a good word for the Evelyn Bobbie bras. Wire-free, all-day wearable.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 05, 2024 09:06 PM (OX9vb)

=====

I just can't do no underwires. I've tried.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 09:09 PM (xOnCy)

398 AP had NM leaning Trump and now is grey again. Because AP are gay and also high.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 09:09 PM (gKWVE)

399 Has Bret Baier called AZ for Harris yet?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2024 09:09 PM (4tmpE)

400 And now Ohio.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 09:09 PM (LkLld)

401 NC needle now officially "Lean Trump" for the first time tonight.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 09:09 PM (k1Qly)

402 She might not win VA at all.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 05, 2024 09:08 PM (3wi/L)

If she doesn't win VA, this is over.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 09:09 PM (lHPJf)

403 I saw one of the WEF whack jobs who has been advocating for the end of free will and free speech came out the other day and said if Trump wins it will mean the end of the current world order.

Fingers crossed.

You can't be serious.

Posted by: Pollyanna at November 05, 2024 09:09 PM (mW6aM)

404 Reuters OH 53% to 46% for PDT over Harris with 51% votes in.

**********************

Vance didnt even get the lead until 70% was reported in, so Trump could widen the gap even more

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 09:09 PM (M7vhK)

405 Continue to pray for our country and for Pres trump and his family Please!!

Posted by: LASue at November 05, 2024 09:09 PM (VPuca)

406 Ohio is called for Trump.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 09:08 PM (5p7BC)

Moreno is trendding 3-5 behind, he will win that seat as well.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:09 PM (MGB5H)

407 Wait you were going to be making pancakes?
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 09:04 PM (QfvaV)

Bacon. Scrapple. Over easy eggs cooked in the bacon grease and seasoned with Tony Chachere creole seasoning. Pretty fantastic if I do say so myself.

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 09:09 PM (RFPHU)

408 When he lost by less than 1%.

Trump ‘lost’ PA by less than the margin of Jewish voters abandoning the demorats in the Philly collar

Posted by: kallisto at November 05, 2024 09:09 PM (4E4Gc)

409 Ted Cruz ran a crappy campaign, but looks like he’s leading 51% to 46 %.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 05, 2024 09:09 PM (S6gqv)

410 Reuters VA 49.6% PDT 48.5% Harris
51% votes in

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:09 PM (hovnC)

411 Has Bret Baier called AZ for Harris yet?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2024 09:09 PM (4tmpE)

His buttplug hasn't vibrated that message yet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:09 PM (Zz0t1)

412 Right up until the underwire snapped and stabbed me.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 08:54 PM (1YfKX)

--------------

I'm glad they didn't make underwire jock straps back in the day ...

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 09:09 PM (jfKqs)

413 I've become disgusted with a Large portion of the US Population.. that this race is even CLOSE... is an abomination.

And proves that my low opinion of many Americans, is warranted.
Posted by: Romeo13

Amen.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 09:10 PM (0ZV5S)

414 392 A GOP Congress and President Trump need to make cleaning up elections priority one. Repeat what was done in FL nationwide. This is absurd.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 09:08 PM (vLxSK)

=======

The VRA of 2025 will demand procedures for all federal races and requirements that results be completed within 6 hours of polling closed.

Anything held after that 6 hours for absolutely any reason, including act of God, is deemed ineligible and the states responsible are reverted to territory status to be placed under military dictatorship until they can prove, through 3 election cycles afterwards in mock elections, that they can do the basics of running a constitutional republic and report election results on time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:10 PM (GBKbO)

415 You'll disappear when you lose, dummy, may as well get it out of the way early.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 09:10 PM (lX8VI)

416
My man Troy Nehls is bitch slapping the D in TX-22.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 09:10 PM (EsZUh)

417 Did NOT turn breakfast down! I turned scrapple down!
Posted by: Ladyl at November

Whoa! Doof!

That's a lot of pancakes!

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 09:10 PM (QfvaV)

418 Newsmax says Kammie is way ahead in GA.?!

Posted by: Megthered at November 05, 2024 09:10 PM (mAWUX)

419 Next up: Rainbow, live, Mistreated

My playlist kicks the shit out of the fucking corporate radio stations.

hey! dudes! I have heard enough of Tom Sawyer, Iron Man and Freebird. jinkies!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at November 05, 2024 09:10 PM (Ad8y9)

420 Ted Cruz ran a crappy campaign, but looks like he’s leading 51% to 46 %.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 05, 2024 09:09 PM (S6gqv)

He's been trashing McConnell for not giving him any monetary support whatsoever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:10 PM (Zz0t1)

421 Finally AP calls Ohio.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 09:10 PM (gKWVE)

422 Why is NH counting so slowly?? Only 26% reporting….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 05, 2024 09:10 PM (WdMlw)

423 389 Hemmer Is babbling like a monkey and jabbing at the maps. Massive uppers
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 09:08 PM (aRslG)

he is so bad.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 09:10 PM (EmT/E)

424 OH.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2024 09:10 PM (PM7HD)

425 So, abortion saved Democrats in FL, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 08:58 PM (GBKbO)

In the world according to blago...

Posted by: Maybe someday i'll choose a nick and stick with it! Certified dangerous radical at November 05, 2024 09:10 PM (89Sog)

426 Don Jr. on Tucker's stream now.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 09:10 PM (6ydKt)

427 I've become disgusted with a Large portion of the US Population.. that this race is even CLOSE... is an abomination.

And proves that my low opinion of many Americans, is warranted.
Posted by: Romeo13

Amen.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 09:10 PM (0ZV5S)

Amen Amen

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 09:10 PM (SHAib)

428 404 Reuters OH 53% to 46% for PDT over Harris with 51% votes in.

**********************

Vance didnt even get the lead until 70% was reported in, so Trump could widen the gap even more
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 09:09 PM (M7vhK)

=======

From what I understand, Cleveland really underperformed while also front loading their early vote counts.

It's going to be very, very red.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:10 PM (GBKbO)

429 Couldn't have voted harder for Robinson???
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
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Unless you are here, it is difficult to grasp the "Hate the black man" campaign that the Dems ran.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2024 09:10 PM (XeU6L)

430 Water main break scheduled in State Farm Arena (Fulton County) in 3...2...1....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2024 09:10 PM (4tmpE)

431 Moreno is going to take the Senate seat in OH.

Damn, I hope so.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 05, 2024 09:10 PM (mH6SG)

432
Y'all are probably not aware how much people around the whole world are watching and hoping that Donnie Two Scoops get it. There is a effing lot riding on this.
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2

That's good to hear. My last look at FB for the night brought up a post from a wacko leftist friend purporting to be (nearly identical) feminist screeds from around the world. A lot of them.

On a related note, for those of us who will have to explain why Roe was bad law to begin with- do you have a favorite link to an explanation? Preferably one basic enough for us non-legal-minded folk?

Posted by: Barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at November 05, 2024 09:11 PM (hBG3V)

433 293
'Kaitlyn Calimain and her big announcements -'

Holy crap. She could beat the shit out you with those announcements.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 05, 2024 09:11 PM (3wi/L)

434 Polymarket is nothing. They're reactive, not predictive.

When GA gets called for Trump, it'll go up. If Kamala somehow won NC (she won't), the number would tank.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 09:11 PM (wGun1)

435 Trump is leading in Virginia by less than a point with 53% of the vote in.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 09:11 PM (QNSds)

436 how is DDHQ making these calls before AP?
Posted by: IC
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They drill down to district/precinct level but I don't know how their modeling is structured.

Posted by: scampydog at November 05, 2024 09:11 PM (41CYW)

437 Hemmer Is babbling like a monkey and jabbing at the maps. Massive uppers
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 09:08 PM (aRslG)

he is so bad.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 09:10 PM (EmT/E)

Yeah, they have to shut him up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 09:11 PM (SHAib)

438 Did NOT turn breakfast down! I turned scrapple down!
Posted by: Ladyl at November

Wise woman

Posted by: kallisto at November 05, 2024 09:11 PM (4E4Gc)

439 I’m a lurker, never really posted. Over the last 4 years I’ve been coming here less and less, not really reading news anymore. But in a stressful time like this, I gotta come back to the horde. First!, pudding cups, boobehs, and the horde’s delicious wit are soothing to my tortured soul tonight. Glad you guys never change.

Posted by: NCLurker at November 05, 2024 09:11 PM (SdWJm)

440 Bacon. Scrapple. Over easy eggs cooked in the bacon grease and seasoned with Tony Chachere creole seasoning. Pretty fantastic if I do say so myself.
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 09:09 PM (RFPHU)

Being as I was barely awake for breakfast, I do not remember such an offer, but I might've been a little drunk at the time........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:11 PM (Zz0t1)

441 Anna Paulina Luna won by almost ten percent in Pinellas County; she's going back to Congress and will almost certainly have a future in Florida politics. The abortion amendment failed and Trump carried the state by 13%...

Now if he only carries the country as a whole, I'll be able to rest easy for once, thank G-d*.

*redacted for the benefit of our Jewish fellow morons.

Posted by: Locarno at November 05, 2024 09:11 PM (aQ6iI)

442 Moreno is trendding 3-5 behind, he will win that seat as well.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:09 PM (MGB5H)

--------------

Damn, it would be nice to get some more Senate seats -- and elect a Senate Majority Leader who is MAGA (yeah, yeah ... a man can dream).

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 09:11 PM (jfKqs)

443 Did NOT turn breakfast down! I turned scrapple down!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 05, 2024 09:06 PM (uiI39)

But you didn't show up when I cooked!

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 09:11 PM (RFPHU)

444 Georgia with 69% reporting.
Trump - 52.7%
Harris - 46.6%

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 09:11 PM (6ydKt)

445 Polls have been closed here in AZ for at least ten minutes and Fox hasn't called it for Kamalatoe yet.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 05, 2024 09:11 PM (lUFok)

446 429 Couldn't have voted harder for Robinson???
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
-------

Unless you are here, it is difficult to grasp the "Hate the black man" campaign that the Dems ran.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2024 09:10 PM (XeU6L)

I believe it. Robinson would've been a motherfucker for the dems to deal with.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 09:11 PM (KbCG3)

447 "PA is just reporting so slowly an in such a way that favors Harris" --People's Pundit

Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:12 PM (oZhjI)

448 This busty bikini brunette has never read the NYT:
http://tiny.cc/tvttzz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at

Well at least we know her bra isn't filled with newspaper.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 05, 2024 09:12 PM (VwHCD)

449 402

Hi, Doc

Good to see you here at the community water hole.

Posted by: mnw at November 05, 2024 09:12 PM (NLIak)

450 Brown is gonna lose in Ohio.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:12 PM (RUMEY)

451 413
Romeo13 & Rick 223

Same here. In a sane world, this should be over by now. There is zero chance of there being "unity"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 09:12 PM (2AW7/)

452 Y'all are probably not aware how much people around the whole world are watching and hoping that Donnie Two Scoops get it. There is a effing lot riding on this.

==

we know, we know...

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:12 PM (V13WU)

453 NYT now estimates 282 EVs for Trump.

Harris still winning the popular vote, but only by .5%. (In their projection.)

Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 09:12 PM (lHPJf)

454 Starting the zr1. Guessing the cops will come

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 09:12 PM (JssSF)

455 hold onto your jocks but AP is calling CO leaning Kamala

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 09:12 PM (gKWVE)

456 Voters under 30 in MI +4 Trump

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:12 PM (MGB5H)

457
Holy crap. She could beat the shit out you with those announcements.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 05, 2024 09:11 PM (3wi/L)

I worked with a woman that had bigguns like that. She got drunk at a bar one night and was smashing tortilla chips with them.

It was a sight to see......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:12 PM (Zz0t1)

458 Still think Trump is winning NC, but I think it's safe to say Robinson dragged Trump down as opposed to Trump giving him coattails.

Sad.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 09:12 PM (wGun1)

459 Looks like the GOP has won the Senate.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 09:12 PM (XV/Pl)

460 ABC News anchors look rather concerned.

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 09:12 PM (jzDzI)

461 Harris still winning the popular vote, but only by .5%. (In their projection.)

==

meh

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:13 PM (V13WU)

462 Has Bret Baier called AZ for Harris yet?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2024 09:09 PM (4tmpE)

His buttplug hasn't vibrated that message yet.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:09 PM (Zz0t1)

---------

I just choke snorted some red wine. 😂

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2024 09:13 PM (4tmpE)

463 VRA of 2025

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:10 PM (GBKbO)

Make it so.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 09:13 PM (vLxSK)

464 Alsobrooks beat Larry Hogan in Maryland?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 09:13 PM (dg+HA)

465
Georgia with 69% reporting.
Trump - 52.7%
Harris - 46.6%
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 09:11 PM (6ydKt)

________

Pipe status?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 09:13 PM (EsZUh)

466 And proves that my low opinion of many Americans, is warranted. Posted by: Romeo13

****************

The dem candidate could goose step down Main Street while stuffing kittens and squirrels into ovens and still get 75 million votes

We all fucked

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 09:13 PM (M7vhK)

467
Alas it has been called for Goodlander in NH.
Posted by: Briny the Elder

=================

May she languish in a Republican House with a Republican President, useless and loud and eternally frustrated.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 05, 2024 09:13 PM (T3es0)

468 348 338 Two strong data guys are saying North Carolina is done, and Trump will win.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 09:04 PM (5p7BC)

======

I was saying it 2 weeks ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:05 PM (GBKbO)
_______
What is more unusual is that I too was saying it.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 09:13 PM (1bNHn)

469 Eff it. Switched to tequila.

Posted by: Cosda at November 05, 2024 09:13 PM (5YpIl)

470 Wow. Apparently, "The Daily Show" has trotted out Jon Stewart for election night LOL
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Somewhere there is a truckstop glory hole receiving side unmanned...

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 05, 2024 09:13 PM (elaR+)

471 Well at least we know her bra isn't filled with newspaper.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 05, 2024 09:12 PM (VwHCD)

Well, howdy stranger!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:13 PM (Zz0t1)

472 Being as I was barely awake for breakfast, I do not remember such an offer, but I might've been a little drunk at the time........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:11 PM (Zz0t1)

You drunk? I shan't believe it

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 09:13 PM (RFPHU)

473 38 Hey, NYT Tech workers: LEARN. TO. CODE.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 08:44 PM (QfvaV)
----
Way too late, AI can do it better than beginners.

Posted by: Ciampino - LISP maybe at November 05, 2024 09:13 PM (i0xsb)

474 Take out California and trump wins the PV bigly. And California isn’t really America.

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 09:13 PM (jzDzI)

475 This busty bikini brunette has never read the NYT:
http://tiny.cc/tvttzz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at

Well at least we know her bra isn't filled with newspaper.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 05, 2024 09:12 PM

It's filled with silicon and chemicals.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 09:13 PM (QNSds)

476 Here in VA, the northern suburbs aren't showing anywhere NEAR the hysteria they had here in 2020.

NoVA drives the state, and if she is underperforming, she may have to go back to giving BJs to city mayors.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 05, 2024 09:13 PM (zO3to)

477 Good to see you're hanging around, NCLurker.

Posted by: Rex B at November 05, 2024 09:13 PM (Qs9lt)

478 Looks like the GOP has won the Senate.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 09:12 PM (XV/Pl)

That’s pretty effing big, in itself.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 09:13 PM (vLxSK)

479 Watching the reporting this year it looks like almost every state starts reporting with a big blue dump. I wonder if that is a strategy?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:13 PM (oZhjI)

480 R will control the Senate before MT is done voting.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:14 PM (MGB5H)

481 Hi, Doc

Good to see you here at the community water hole.
Posted by: mnw at November 05, 2024 09:12 PM (NLIak)

Likewise, mnw.

I told myself I was going to de-stress, watch something else, and catch up on things later.

Of course I was lying, and I knew it.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 09:14 PM (lHPJf)

482 I've become disgusted with a Large portion of the US Population.. that this race is even CLOSE... is an abomination.

And proves that my low opinion of many Americans, is warranted.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 05, 2024 09:04 PM (QAkQ3)

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With the steal in place majority of Americans have probably done the right thing. The Dem machine are the Molochs.

Posted by: Decaf at November 05, 2024 09:14 PM (unUNN)

483 AP calls TX for TGE

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 09:14 PM (gKWVE)

484
I just choke snorted some red wine. 😂
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2024 09:13 PM (4tmpE)

#Winning!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:14 PM (Zz0t1)

485 Somewhere there is a truckstop glory hole receiving side unmanned...

Yeah but Paul and Greg can switch off.

Posted by: Jetto at November 05, 2024 09:14 PM (EJ+3E)

486 The walls are closing in on Kamalaamadingdong!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:14 PM (RUMEY)

487 What is wrong with North Carolina?

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 05, 2024 09:14 PM (/vN74)

488 *hold onto your jocks but AP is calling CO leaning Kamala*

Underwire jocks?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 09:14 PM (dg+HA)

489 Berserker!! Howdy, brother!

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 09:14 PM (RFPHU)

490 458 Still think Trump is winning NC, but I think it's safe to say Robinson dragged Trump down as opposed to Trump giving him coattails.

Sad.
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 09:12 PM (wGun1)
_______
Respectable Republicans did that. I'll never vote for another one.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 09:14 PM (1bNHn)

491 Try a little Devin Townsend. "Higher" and "Stormbending"

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at November 05, 2024 09:14 PM (Z8Yh2)

492 Trump camp has been interviewed and signaled they have the highest confidence in bagging Wisconsin as the most likely rust belt state they'll flip

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 09:14 PM (M7vhK)

493 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 05, 2024 09:12 PM (VwHCD)

=====

Berserker!!

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 09:14 PM (xOnCy)

494 Somewhere there is a truckstop glory hole receiving side unmanned...
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 05, 2024 09:13 PM (elaR+)
++++
LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 09:14 PM (HnUIn)

495 456 Voters under 30 in MI +4 Trump
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:12 PM (MGB5H)

This is yuge

Posted by: Briny the Elder at November 05, 2024 09:15 PM (VR4cY)

496 The Fox commentators are retards.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 09:15 PM (EmT/E)

497 Now...the House..

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:15 PM (V13WU)

498
Re Mika -- she's been a fucking wreck. She and Joe truly deserve each other.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 05, 2024 09:15 PM (w6EFb)

499 Are the Walz closing in?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 09:15 PM (dg+HA)

500 What is wrong with North Carolina?
Posted by: Frank Barone at November 05, 2024 09:14 PM (/vN74)

Asheville

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2024 09:15 PM (4tmpE)

501 Harris leading Trump in VA by ... 436 votes.

Yow.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 05, 2024 09:15 PM (YqDXo)

502 In 2016, I was gloomy all day because I was sure Hill would win. Then The Miracle happened and I was ecstatic. Today, it's the reverse. I was in a good mood all day today and am now really dismayed by how close it is.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at November 05, 2024 09:15 PM (Bq0ok)

503 It's filled with silicon and chemicals.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 09:13 PM (QNSds)

No. Look again. Closely.

Posted by: Auspex at November 05, 2024 09:15 PM (j4U/Z)

504 Berserker!

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:15 PM (MGB5H)

505 I have less than positive feelings about some of the down-ballot stuff in Colorado. Like the rock-paper-scissors primary thing. And being able to kill a mountain lion preying on your children and pets. And the marriage between a man and a woman thing. And the muhbortions boo-shit.

Yrrchh!

I am almost out of bourbon.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at November 05, 2024 09:15 PM (Ad8y9)

506 hold onto your jocks but AP is calling CO leaning Kamala
Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 09:12 PM (gKWVE)
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The hell you say! You mean that rotten borough did as expected?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 09:15 PM (HnUIn)

507 So how is this going? Been busy as hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 05, 2024 09:15 PM (mfUOU)

508 Well at least we know her bra isn't filled with newspaper.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Every small chested girl knows you use tissue, not newspaper.

Posted by: She Hobbit, at November 05, 2024 09:15 PM (ftFVW)

509 So, abortion saved Democrats in FL, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 08:58 PM (GBKbO)

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Trump would have won Florida if he'd made DeSantis his VP.

/

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 09:15 PM (jfKqs)

510
A Berserker siting!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 05, 2024 09:15 PM (w6EFb)

511
Trump is leading in Virginia by less than a point with 53% of the vote in.
Posted by: Mister Scott

===============

I thought Harris won VA.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 05, 2024 09:16 PM (T3es0)

512 Damn, it would be nice to get some more Senate seats -- and elect a Senate Majority Leader who is MAGA (yeah, yeah ... a man can dream).
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 09:11 PM (jfKqs)

Name the MAGA Senator. Just one.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 09:16 PM (QfvaV)

513 I just choke snorted some red wine. 😂

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2024 09:13 PM (4tmpE)

Clears the sinuses.

Posted by: DaisyB at November 05, 2024 09:16 PM (AbL8c)

514 474 Take out California and trump wins the PV bigly. And California isn’t really America.
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 09:13 PM (jzDzI)

Living IN California, I have to agree... surprised I don't need my Passport to go to Nevada.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 05, 2024 09:16 PM (QAkQ3)

515 I worked with a woman that had bigguns like that. She got drunk at a bar one night and was smashing tortilla chips with them.

It was a sight to see......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:12 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

That sounds pointy and stabby. Ouch.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 09:16 PM (xOnCy)

516 Per RCP Trump is up by a full point in VA with 52% in

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 05, 2024 09:16 PM (WdMlw)

517 Re Mika -- she's been a fucking wreck. She and Joe truly deserve each other.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 05, 2024 09:15 PM (w6EFb)
______________

The peroxide has raised her brain's oxidation state to 1+.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 05, 2024 09:16 PM (YqDXo)

518 Oh crap, the nyt needle just went plaid for Trump and we are officially "leaning Trump".

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 09:16 PM (QNSds)

519 Hi Horde!

Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 05, 2024 09:16 PM (IFhov)

520 Berserker!!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 09:16 PM (lSfFP)

521 Ohio to Trump

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 09:16 PM (aRslG)

522 zr1s are bit noisy. starting her now.

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 09:16 PM (JssSF)

523 468 348 338 Two strong data guys are saying North Carolina is done, and Trump will win.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 09:04 PM (5p7BC)

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I was saying it 2 weeks ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:05 PM (GBKbO)
_______
What is more unusual is that I too was saying it.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 09:13 PM (1bNHn)
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Me too, and I'm a saaaaad panda.

Posted by: Sexual Harrassment Panda at November 05, 2024 09:16 PM (LPS7w)

524 496 The Fox commentators are retards.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 09:15 PM (EmT/E)

I'm ashamed to admit, I just used some less than kind language to describe them.

I know, I know. Tsk, tsk.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 09:16 PM (KbCG3)

525 While at the liquor store I said, if Trump is to win this, he's going to need to pull a rabbit out of his hat to beat the Steal.

Shortly thereafter I ran across a bottle of wine called... Rabbit Out Of The Hat. I decided that was an omen and bought it. Not bad. Quite bold, strong red fruit notes and incredibly strong/high proof for a wine.

Posted by: Locarno at November 05, 2024 09:16 PM (aQ6iI)

526 Wisconsin is starting to come in.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2024 09:16 PM (PM7HD)

527 Hello, Witchdoktor! Nice to see you, it's been quite a while.

Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 09:16 PM (79pEw)

528 Bacon. Scrapple. Over easy eggs cooked in the bacon grease and seasoned with Tony Chachere creole seasoning. Pretty fantastic if I do say so myself.
Posted by: Doof

Cook those eggs a bit harder and I'm your man.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2024 09:16 PM (WXNFJ)

529 I just choke snorted some red wine. 😂
Posted by: Jane D'oh

*Pats on back via telepathy*

Take a smaller sip this time.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at November 05, 2024 09:16 PM (bgJ0E)

530 So how is this going? Been busy as hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 05, 2024 09:15 PM (mfUOU)

--------------

The Cheat Is On!

/But appears to have been swamped ...

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 09:16 PM (jfKqs)

531 Harris leading Trump in VA by ... 436 votes.

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Richmond tends to submit counts very late, and somehow magically it comes up with just the right number of votes to reverse the entire state results.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 05, 2024 09:16 PM (XPgIE)

532 Thanks to whomever recommended the Charlie Kirk live stream on youtube. The banter is smart and insightful, and they are all over the reporting.

Posted by: Briny the Elder at November 05, 2024 09:16 PM (VR4cY)

533 When you say that Republicans won the Senate, are you forgetting that McConnell is still alive?

Posted by: Wally at November 05, 2024 09:16 PM (7h5xt)

534 487 What is wrong with North Carolina?
Posted by: Frank Barone at November 05, 2024 09:14 PM (/vN74)

Hurricane Helene, Western NC is a disaster. And FEMA purposefully drug its feet for this purpose.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 05, 2024 09:16 PM (dR6yv)

535 What is wrong with North Carolina?
Posted by: Frank Barone
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Locusts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2024 09:16 PM (XeU6L)

536 195 - 113 Trump

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 09:16 PM (aRslG)

537 The dem candidate could goose step down Main Street while stuffing kittens and squirrels into ovens and still get 75 million votes

We all fucked
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 09:13 PM (M7vhK)

***

While there are many idiots and evil people in this country, something like 10% of Dem votes are fake and gay.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 09:16 PM (vLxSK)

538
That sounds pointy and stabby. Ouch.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 09:16 PM (xOnCy)

She still had bra and shirt on, but was making some pretty loud 'thuds' that garnished some attention.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:16 PM (Zz0t1)

539 Polls have been closed here in AZ for at least ten minutes and Fox hasn't called it for Kamalatoe yet.

Kellyanne Conway was on Fox & Friends this morning and called Arizona for Trump. LOL.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2024 09:16 PM (OyOhQ)

540 153 But muhIowaPoll.

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 08:52 PM (jzDzI)

Yeah, that was retarded, obviously so. Hopefully the shitstains who put that out will slither away and never show their stupid faces in public again.

Posted by: BillyD at November 05, 2024 09:17 PM (Yt3ED)

541 523 I was saying it 2 weeks ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:05 PM (GBKbO)
_______
What is more unusual is that I too was saying it.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 09:13 PM (1bNHn)

======

I was also saying that Robinson was probably going to lose, and he's conceding right now.

Oh well. Legislature should remain deep red so Stein won't be able to do anything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:17 PM (GBKbO)

542 Colorado is a fuckhole of fuckholes that ever fucked a hole that was fucked with holes

Fuck that state in other words

I goddamn hate Coloradans even more than i hate broccoli

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 09:17 PM (M7vhK)

543 And locusts.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 05, 2024 09:17 PM (dR6yv)

544 what the fuck is going on w/ PA? with 20% in, she is leading by 20%?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 09:17 PM (EmT/E)

545 455 hold onto your jocks but AP is calling CO leaning Kamala
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Reuters has just 11% of the vote in for CO

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:17 PM (hovnC)

546 seems not that long ago, FL and OH were bell-weathers for election outcome. ow they are solid red.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 05, 2024 09:17 PM (Cus5s)

547 Ugh y’all. Why are so many in this country this dumb?

Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 09:17 PM (ti/Vb)

548 The scrunts running for Governor and AG here in Indiana were All Abortion All The Time. Neither won. I blame sexism.

Posted by: Jetto at November 05, 2024 09:17 PM (EJ+3E)

549 Harris leading Trump in VA by ... 436 votes.

==

Helloooo !

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:17 PM (V13WU)

550 Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 09:16 PM (79pEw)

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Thank you! Election Night AoS is the best. I'm not going to miss this.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 05, 2024 09:17 PM (XPgIE)

551 Well at least we know her bra isn't filled with newspaper.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 05, 2024 09:12 PM

It's filled with silicon and chemicals.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 09:13 PM (QNSds)

I'm an equal opportunity debaucher. I don't care if there is enough plastic in them to build a frigging tesla. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 05, 2024 09:17 PM (VwHCD)

552 CNN still beating the Puerto Rico drum.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 09:17 PM (k1Qly)

553 DDHQ has WI, GA, NC all leaning Trump. The WI update is new.

Posted by: Briny the Elder at November 05, 2024 09:17 PM (VR4cY)

554 Hurricane Helene, Western NC is a disaster. And FEMA purposefully drug its feet for this purpose.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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FEMA? Are they here?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2024 09:17 PM (XeU6L)

555 I think I drank my water glass of wine too fast.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 09:17 PM (HnUIn)

556 NYT needle at 66% for trump

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 09:18 PM (uCjyK)

557 Anna Paulina Luna won by almost ten percent in Pinellas County; she's going back to Congress and will almost certainly have a future in Florida politics.

===

Good for Luna !

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 05, 2024 09:18 PM (/lPRQ)

558 @EricLDaugh
·
42s
BREAKING: NYT FLIPS MICHIGAN TO TRUMP+0.1

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 09:18 PM (LkLld)

559 Berserker.

Did someone send out the Overkill signal?

Dude, fist-bump

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at November 05, 2024 09:18 PM (Ad8y9)

560 Trump projected to win NC by 3.5

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:18 PM (MGB5H)

561 Well at least we know her bra isn't filled with newspaper.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Every small chested girl knows you use tissue, not newspaper.
Posted by: She Hobbit

They always look bigger in my hands.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 05, 2024 09:18 PM (lUFok)

562 400 votes is soooo 2000

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:18 PM (V13WU)

563 544 what the fuck is going on w/ PA? with 20% in, she is leading by 20%?
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 09:17 PM (EmT/E)

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It's all the early vote, which she was up on partisan registration D/R by...20%.

Which means the Indie split in early voting was probably 50/50.

And election day should be much more red.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:18 PM (GBKbO)

564 Georgia and Harrisburg pols still negotiating for more payola?

Posted by: In for a long night at November 05, 2024 09:18 PM (2NXcZ)

565 I just choke snorted some red wine. 😂
Posted by: Jane D'oh

You don't want to know what Baier did.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 05, 2024 09:18 PM (ufFY8)

566 Nood again!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 09:18 PM (k1Qly)

567 479 Watching the reporting this year it looks like almost every state starts reporting with a big blue dump. I wonder if that is a strategy?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:13 PM (oZhjI)

It might be they switched to counting early voting 1st vs last...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 09:18 PM (exHjb)

568 Ugh y’all. Why are so many in this country this dumb?
Posted by: Piper
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[quietly buffs nails]

Posted by: The MSM at November 05, 2024 09:18 PM (XeU6L)

569 Word is that Trump HQ is seeing WI as trending their way more than PA, though it still looks good for them in PA.

GA and NC are pretty much done, and AZ has been voting more GOP today than either of those.

With WI that is 272 EVs. Doesn't matter what NV, MI, PA or any of the rest do.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 09:18 PM (5p7BC)

570 I agree with Romeo13. That this is even close is mind boggling….

Posted by: AnnaS at November 05, 2024 09:18 PM (6RwsA)

571 So, abortion saved Democrats in FL, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness,
====
HAHAHAHABAHA!!!!

MAD JIM FOR THE WIN!!!

Posted by: Boom! at November 05, 2024 09:18 PM (YrUlT)

572 Do they still sell bras with the hooks in the front?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2024 09:19 PM (WXNFJ)

573 342 This busty bikini brunette has never read the NYT:
http://tiny.cc/tvttzz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 09:04 PM (HnUIn)
----
Very nice one Joe.

Posted by: Ciampino - I bet she doesn't LISP at November 05, 2024 09:19 PM (i0xsb)

574
Harris 99

Trump 177

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 09:19 PM (dg+HA)

575 NBC exit poll says Trump will take 20% of black vote in Wisconsin (vs. 8% in 2020).

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 09:19 PM (wGun1)

576 Berserker!!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 09:16 PM (lSfFP)

Nurse!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 05, 2024 09:19 PM (VwHCD)

577 Trump projected to win NC by 3.5
Posted by: BruceWayne

Whos saying this?

Posted by: Highlander at November 05, 2024 09:19 PM (L4L3u)

578 starting the beast for love c-8 zr1

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 09:19 PM (JssSF)

579 Evening.

Is it safe to come out?

Posted by: Robert at November 05, 2024 09:19 PM (IO1gn)

580 When you say that Republicans won the Senate, are you forgetting that McConnell is still alive?
Posted by: Wally at November 05, 2024 09:16 PM (7h5xt)

McConnell sucks in every way, but he’s out as minority/majority leader, and he was pretty good on blocking Obama’s judges. That’s why Garland isn’t on SCOTUS. And controlling the judiciary for two more years is not a bad thing.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 09:19 PM (vLxSK)

581 Every small chested girl knows you use tissue, not newspaper.
Posted by: She Hobbit, at November 05, 2024 09:15 PM (ftFVW)

======

Newspaper would be very...papercutty.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 09:19 PM (xOnCy)

582 342 This busty bikini brunette has never read the NYT:
http://tiny.cc/tvttzz

Hubba Hubba.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 09:19 PM (dg+HA)

583 Living IN California, I have to agree... surprised I don't need my Passport to go to Nevada.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 05, 2024 09:16 PM (QAkQ3)

---------------

Wifey and I met in Irvine working for a software startup in 2002 (a great company with great co-workers). After having escaped 12 years ago, we annually get invited to come back for a reunion lunch.

Always decline, and my reason always is "Having voted for Trump, Califzuela won't let me cross the Arizona/Califzuela border."

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 09:19 PM (jfKqs)

584 Only 2% reported in WI.

Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 09:20 PM (i0F8b)

585 That reminds me to get some hogshead cheese and Ritz crackers.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 09:07 PM (0ZV5S)
I forgot to take mine out of the freezer. And I put sharp cheddar on top of mine.

Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 09:20 PM (LHPAg)

586
Senate control better be more than 5 seats, 'cause that's how many traitor Republicans President Trump can't count on for votes.

Posted by: Auspex at November 05, 2024 09:20 PM (j4U/Z)

587 Hi @Nevergiveup.
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 08:55 PM (2cS/G)

Likewise from me. Long time, no see, NGU.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 09:20 PM (5Kow+)

588 Old home week! This bodes well!

Bers! Jane D'oh! Witchdoktor!

DON"T BE STRANGERS!!!!

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 09:20 PM (QfvaV)

589 569 Word is that Trump HQ is seeing WI as trending their way more than PA, though it still looks good for them in PA.

GA and NC are pretty much done, and AZ has been voting more GOP today than either of those.

With WI that is 272 EVs. Doesn't matter what NV, MI, PA or any of the rest do.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 09:18 PM (5p7BC

I love the strategy. She had to spend so much time in PA to defend it and meanwhile Trump is stealing other states.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:20 PM (RUMEY)

590 I was asking about you just a couple nights ago, Berserker! Glad to see you back!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 05, 2024 09:20 PM (S6gqv)

591 Evening.

Is it safe to come out?

Posted by: Robert at November 05, 2024 09:19 PM (IO1gn)

----------------

Only if you're packing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 09:20 PM (jfKqs)

592 I detest the practice of calling states based on only a sliver of the vote.

If I had my way, no results would be announced until the total vote was counted. The newspapers and TV stations could lump it.

Posted by: Weak Geek at November 05, 2024 09:21 PM (p/isN)

593 277
'With over 150 roundabouts in Hamilton County alone'

IDK what the hell FOX is smoking but Hamilton County is red 51/47 with 88% of the vote.

I will concede that the roundabouts make it believable that the county is overrun with liberals.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 05, 2024 09:21 PM (3wi/L)

594 jane doh is ace?

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 09:21 PM (JssSF)

595 557 Anna Paulina Luna won by almost ten percent in Pinellas County; she's going back to Congress and will almost certainly have a future in Florida politics.

===

Good for Luna !
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 05, 2024 09:18 PM (/lPRQ)
________
I would have been devastated if she'd lost. The hottest member of Congress.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 09:21 PM (1bNHn)

596 Reading a novel full of CIA spooks, islamic terrorists, and contractor operators.

Discussing Albanian muslims, and their reaction to the ethnic cleansing and genocide of the Kosovo wars, here's a quote:

"There is no better way to unite a people than to victimize them by identity."

In this election season, as regards young white men, this observation is relevant, and I hope the long lines today in swing states were full of young white men.

Posted by: M. Gaga at November 05, 2024 09:22 PM (ZtgZZ)

597 ***The DDHQ stripes are LEAD not LEAN***

It's just the count so far

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 09:22 PM (lX8VI)

598 NYT has a shift map showing arrows per county showing which candidate they have shifted to.

It's a sea of red arrows for Trump.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:22 PM (RUMEY)

599 Ayotte NH governor. Republican hold

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 09:22 PM (aRslG)

600 Ugh y’all. Why are so many in this country this dumb?
Posted by: Piper
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[quietly buffs nails]
Posted by: The MSM at November 05, 2024 09:18 PM (XeU6L)

[takes a bow]

Posted by: Teachers Unions and Fluoridated Drinking Water at November 05, 2024 09:22 PM (vLxSK)

601 So, how's Joy Reid doing tonight?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 09:22 PM (dg+HA)

602 Trump would have won Florida if he'd made DeSantis his VP.

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Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 09:15 PM (jfKqs)

Fun and snark aside, I DO think that had The Donald mended fences with Ted Cruz in 2016 and made him Veep, we would be seeing the end of a successful Trump Second Term right now, and perhaps toasting a DeSantis Veep right now.

I still think Ron DeSantis will reappear in 2028. He's not that old and still has a lot of political life left in him.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 05, 2024 09:22 PM (D5l7Y)

603 The fact that this isn't a Reagan vs. Mondale type blowout tells me we need a purge.
However I am willing to be magnanimous and settle for decimation in blue states.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 05, 2024 09:23 PM (elaR+)

604 jane doh... do you want me to start the the c8?

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 09:23 PM (JssSF)

605 I would have been devastated if she'd lost. The hottest member of Congress.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 09:21 PM (1bNHn)

You’re forgetting the demure beauty and razor wit of America’s Sweetheart, Ilhan Omar.

Posted by: Teachers Unions and Fluoridated Drinking Water at November 05, 2024 09:24 PM (vLxSK)

606 "403 I saw one of the WEF whack jobs who has been advocating for the end of free will and free speech came out the other day and said if Trump wins it will mean the end of the current world order."

And he was saying that like it's a bad thing? Hahahahahaha

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 05, 2024 09:24 PM (OX9vb)

607 McConnell sucks in every way, but he’s out as minority/majority leader, and he was pretty good on blocking Obama’s judges. That’s why Garland isn’t on SCOTUS. And controlling the judiciary for two more years is not a bad thing.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 09:19 PM (vLxSK)

For all his faults, and there are many, Yertle The Turtle IS reliable when it comes to judicial appointments.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 05, 2024 09:24 PM (D5l7Y)

608 599 Ayotte NH governor. Republican hold
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 09:22 PM (aRslG)

It was hers to lose. Her opponent spent last night hobnobbing with the governor of Mass. Not her constituents.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 09:25 PM (2AW7/)

609 Cruz wins!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at November 05, 2024 09:25 PM (Bq0ok)

610 546 seems not that long ago, FL and OH were bell-weathers for election outcome. ow they are solid red.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 05, 2024 09:17 PM (Cus5s)

That was before both states passed election integrity laws.

Posted by: girldog at November 05, 2024 09:25 PM (ANtE4)

611 We need PA or Wi, right? One of them?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:25 PM (RUMEY)

612 Just got back from a watch party with long-time friends. TV was lame.

AoSHQ is where the action and fun are at.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 05, 2024 09:26 PM (u82oZ)

613 I will give the Turtle apropos for his dedt handling of scouts picks. That's all. He and his PAC money cost the GOP the Senate

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 09:27 PM (2AW7/)

614 We need PA or Wi, right? One of them?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Yes

Im thinking WI is more likely

Posted by: Highlander at November 05, 2024 09:27 PM (L4L3u)

615 613 I will give the Turtle apropos for his dedt handling of scouts picks. That's all. He and his PAC money cost the GOP the Senate
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 09:27 PM (2AW7/)
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Exactly. As Mollie pointed out, ANY Republican could have stopped Garland.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 09:28 PM (1bNHn)

616
"There is no better way to unite a people than to victimize them by identity."

In this election season, as regards young white men, this observation is relevant, and I hope the long lines today in swing states were full of young white men.
Posted by: M. Gaga at November 05, 2024 09:22 PM (ZtgZZ)

There were two Harris ads late in the game that played nationally during sporting events. They were straight up begging white men to vote for them. Never seen that before from the dems. Thought it was weird. Guess they seemed to think they were blowing it. All the brow beating vote for your daughters abortion bs might not have paid off.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 05, 2024 09:28 PM (uBBbP)

617 Cruz wins!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at November 05, 2024 09:25 PM (Bq0ok)

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Chuck U. Schumer hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 09:28 PM (jfKqs)

618 the rubes love... fantasy...?

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 09:29 PM (JssSF)

619 613 I will give the Turtle apropos for his dedt handling of scouts picks. That's all. He and his PAC money cost the GOP the Senate
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 09:27 PM (2AW7/)
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Where's the love?

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at November 05, 2024 09:29 PM (LPS7w)

620 McConnell sucks in every way, but he’s out as minority/majority leader, and he was pretty good on blocking Obama’s judges. That’s why Garland isn’t on SCOTUS. And controlling the judiciary for two more years is not a bad thing.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member

One of the few things he did right.
In this election he tried to screw severely Conservatives, Kari Lake being one of them.
May he be raped by badgers high on Viagra and meth.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 05, 2024 09:29 PM (elaR+)

621 Decision Desk: Trump wins NC. According to Charlie Kirk.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 05, 2024 09:30 PM (paSBy)

622 At some point tonight, DU will issue a message online: “Climb Mt. Niitaka.”

Posted by: electronic means at November 05, 2024 09:30 PM (VV/8N)

623 Confirmed DDHQ called NC for DJT

Posted by: Briny the Elder at November 05, 2024 09:30 PM (VR4cY)

624
Livestream of the Harris watch party at Howard University:

https://is.gd/C5KgIE

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 09:31 PM (dg+HA)

625 "403 I saw one of the WEF whack jobs who has been advocating for the end of free will and free speech came out the other day and said if Trump wins it will mean the end of the current world order."

And he was saying that like it's a bad thing? Hahahahahaha

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 05, 2024 09:24 PM (OX9vb)

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Tater "Sex Machine" Stelter even said recently that if Trump wins it will be the death knell of the Progda Enemedia MDM-MSM Praetorian Guard syconphantic whores ...

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 09:31 PM (jfKqs)

626 i think the zr1 will start.

what should i tell the cops?

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 09:31 PM (JssSF)

627 In IL-6 House race, Conforti is keeping it close to Casten. Turnout matters in blue states too, for downballot candidates.

Posted by: Briny the Elder at November 05, 2024 09:32 PM (VR4cY)

628 Jesus, try the Kia Sorento. A nice respectable Christian car. The zr1 is of the devil.

Posted by: Accomack at November 05, 2024 09:34 PM (3U9lo)

629 Livestream of the Harris watch party at Howard University:

https://is.gd/C5KgIE

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 09:31 PM (dg+HA)

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Day of The Dead 2: Zombie NPC Boogaloo

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 09:35 PM (jfKqs)

630 323
'I don't know if Fairfax is closer to 2020 vote totals or 2016 ones (which will matter)...
................2020..................2024
Fairfax......69.9/28.0..........66.1/31.7 (56.5% reporting)

With 56.6% of the state reporting, Trump is up 49000 votes. Loudon and Prince WM are about completely counted.
I think they'll have to cheat to give VA to the 'Rats.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 05, 2024 09:36 PM (3wi/L)

631 @628 ZR1 is too much car for him.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at November 05, 2024 09:36 PM (LPS7w)

632 Wow Bill Hemmer's stuff on Faux Nooz is snooze

Posted by: Cornbread Maxwell at November 05, 2024 09:38 PM (GpUII)

633 She is a bit noisy... i admit. Testing

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 09:38 PM (0+1J5)

634 zr1s are bit noisy. starting her now.
Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 09:16 PM (JssSF)

Jesus has the only crank-start ZR1 ever built.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 09:38 PM (lTWR/)

635 LoL, Hogan takes and L in MD

one less backstabber to worry about

Posted by: Cornbread Maxwell at November 05, 2024 09:39 PM (GpUII)

636 any good news on the senate? too lazy and tired and vodka'd to look.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 05, 2024 09:39 PM (CWTWj)

637 re 635: repeat but in gnat level english pls

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 05, 2024 09:40 PM (CWTWj)

638 624
Livestream of the Harris watch party at Howard University:

https://is.gd/C5KgIE
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 09:31 PM (dg+HA)
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The Harris Election Night watch party is being streamed on pbs.org? Doesn't that violate their charter?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 05, 2024 09:40 PM (LPS7w)

639 Starting the car. =shhhh... lets see if the cops come...

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 09:41 PM (0+1J5)

640 I am not upset about Hogan going down.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 05, 2024 09:42 PM (S6gqv)

641 629

Day of The Dead 2: Zombie NPC Boogaloo
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 09:35 PM (jfKqs)
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They don't look very happy.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 05, 2024 09:42 PM (LPS7w)

642 re 625: "Tater "Sex Machine" Stelter even said recently that if Trump wins it will be the death knell of the Progda Enemedia MDM-MSM Praetorian Guard syconphantic whores ..."

no, if i were a christian i would say that satan never gives up. as a member of the tribe i'll settle for saying that the dems and wicked never giver up

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (CWTWj)

643 @642 Evil never rests.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 05, 2024 09:46 PM (LPS7w)

644 it starts with fire... testing c7-zr1

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 09:47 PM (0+1J5)

645 Con, Inc., hardest hit?

Cuckery kills. Someone put a death watch on NRO.

And, yeah, seize Jack Smith and Andrew Weismann's passports toot suite. Put Garland and Mayorkas under house arrest now.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 05, 2024 10:35 PM (CaELB)

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