Confirmed: Leftists Believe In None of the Things They Claim to Believe In

Hilarity ensues when a busload of 'illegal migrants' show up at a rich white woman's house ready for their new home 🤣pic.twitter.com/RoAn2Urcuv
— Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) November 4, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:00 PM

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1 Firstus.

Posted by: scampydog at November 04, 2024 05:00 PM (2bFN5)

2 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 04, 2024 05:00 PM (QNSds)

3 Ah crap!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 04, 2024 05:00 PM (QNSds)

4 And in other news, scientists prove water is wet

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 04, 2024 05:01 PM (LJKij)

5 Is this a skit?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2024 05:02 PM (RUMEY)

6 I nooded.

Posted by: scampydog at November 04, 2024 05:02 PM (2bFN5)

7 Mister Scott, missed by *that* much.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, watching Get Smart reruns at November 04, 2024 05:02 PM (PiwSw)

8 >>>5 Is this a skit?

well it's a set-up like a Candid Camera stunt. I don't think the old woman is part of it.

Posted by: ace at November 04, 2024 05:02 PM (KRtlO)

9 I saw a report about some (as of yet unknown) smartass sending postcard to homes with DingDong signs thanking them for accepting migrants into their homes, with instructions about feeding them and such.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2024 05:03 PM (zlGo9)

10 So, she's gonna mow her own grass?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 04, 2024 05:03 PM (XeU6L)

11 >>> 10 So, she's gonna mow her own grass?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 04, 2024 05:03 PM (XeU6L)

and clean her own house, and cook her own meals, and... *gasp* care for her own children?!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2024 05:03 PM (zlGo9)

12 So The Golden Scalp Weasel gets a legit 80 million votes... are the dems going to cheat Kumswala tp 100 mil?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 04, 2024 05:03 PM (1FWWQ)

13
"Undecided" voter Carol: Which single piece of legislation is your dream to push through"

Kamala: "Well, there's not just one. I have to be honest with you, Carol. Um, there's a lot of work that needs to happen but let's — let's — I think that maybe part of, this point that I — how I think about it, is — we've gotta get past this era of politics and partisan politics slowing down what we need to do in terms of progress in our country."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 04, 2024 05:04 PM (a3Q+t)

14 8 >>>5 Is this a skit?

well it's a set-up like a Candid Camera stunt. I don't think the old woman is part of it.
Posted by: ace at November 04, 2024 05:02 PM (KRtlO

Ah, gotcha. Where is Alan Funk?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2024 05:04 PM (RUMEY)

15 They are full of shit to the microscopic level.

Posted by: Axeman at November 04, 2024 05:04 PM (krQz2)

16 Someone should have thought of bussing illegals to NYC and Martha's Vineyard a long time ago. I never seen such gnashing of teeth.

Completely fine with them in Texas and AZ, but not in their backyard!

Posted by: Blago at November 04, 2024 05:04 PM (wMRY8)

17 Confirmed: Leftists Believe In None of the Things They Claim to Believe In

I mean, they absolutely believe in killing babies.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 04, 2024 05:04 PM (DRSnL)

18 This is perfect.

There's another clip with a Larry David doppelganger that is hilarious.

Posted by: DaisyB at November 04, 2024 05:04 PM (AbL8c)

19 When I lived in California I am pretty sure I bought strollers for at least 95 of those guys kids with my taxes.

Posted by: Sifty at November 04, 2024 05:04 PM (oKTP8)

20 6 I nooded.

Posted by: scampydog at November 04, 2024 05:02 PM (2bFN5)

Bad dog! Bad dog!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2024 05:04 PM (RUMEY)

21 Ha ha, just hop the fence like you did last time.

Posted by: DAN at November 04, 2024 05:04 PM (/Zc2s)

22 Lolol

I just ran an op on 2 AWFLs that showed up at my door, canvassing for Kammie Dukakis.

This is the FIFTH TIME the demorats have sent workers to my house,. This has never happened in an election cycle.

Posted by: kallisto at November 04, 2024 05:05 PM (zeEqS)

23 I want them to work for me, not live with me!!!

Posted by: Karen McAwfl at November 04, 2024 05:05 PM (zlGo9)

24 Where is Alan Funk?
He's dead

Posted by: steevy at November 04, 2024 05:05 PM (HJ9BW)

25 Dartmouth poll of NH

Harris +28

LOL

Posted by: It's happening at November 04, 2024 05:05 PM (hvsSs)

26 "Hop it like you did before." lol!

Posted by: bluebell at November 04, 2024 05:05 PM (79pEw)

27 So he will be voting for Kamala...

Posted by: steevy at November 04, 2024 05:05 PM (HJ9BW)

28 "Ah, gotcha. Where is Alan Funk?
Posted by: AlaBAMA"

That guy stinks.

Posted by: Alan Funt at November 04, 2024 05:05 PM (vFG9F)

29 Ah, gotcha. Where is Alan Funk?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Hopefully waking up each day to see Beelzebub pull another "Welcome to Heaven, Alan~!" prank.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 04, 2024 05:06 PM (IG4Id)

30 9 I saw a report about some (as of yet unknown) smartass sending postcard to homes with DingDong signs thanking them for accepting migrants into their homes, with instructions about feeding them and such.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2024 05:03 PM (zlGo9)

That's funny. We need more of this. It highlights the lefts hypocrisy and we enjoy it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 04, 2024 05:06 PM (2g+I3)

31 25 Dartmouth poll of NH

Harris +28

LOL
Posted by: It's happening at November 04, 2024 05:05 PM (hvsSs)

Harris isn't even up 28 in actual Dartmouth.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 04, 2024 05:06 PM (DDGz9)

32 >>> I saw a report about some (as of yet unknown) smartass sending postcard to homes with DingDong signs thanking them for accepting migrants into their homes, with instructions about feeding them and such.

Yes Helena! I saw that too. They wanted to find and prosecute the people that dropped off the postcards I think. I laughed.

I think the wording was "thanks for your yard sign supporting Harris! Here's the number of migrants you have agreed to house, from where, and what date they are arriving." Excellent troll.

It does beg the question...the constitution prevents the gov from forcing americans to house soldiers in their home. That says nothing about migrants, and I'm sure the left is thinking about it.

Posted by: LizLem at November 04, 2024 05:07 PM (QAK8m)

33 10 So, she's gonna mow her own grass?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 04, 2024 05:03 PM (XeU6L)

and clean her own house, and cook her own meals, and... *gasp* care for her own children?!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
......

She had a whole busload of them, they could have put in a whole new patio and a deck.

Posted by: wth at November 04, 2024 05:07 PM (v0R5T)

34 We should come up with yard signs to stick at the front of nice housing developments that announce the good news that 10 of the homes are soon going to be migrant hostels.

With nice graphics and a positive spin.

Then let the hilarity ensue.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 04, 2024 05:07 PM (z/ifB)

35 Insty had a link:
pic.twitter.com/mKMkhCGRbp

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2024 05:08 PM (zlGo9)

36 Thanks, Ace, for bringing the funny on a very stressful day for some of us.

Feels sorta surreal though.

Like open mic night at Fort Sumter.

Posted by: Sifty at November 04, 2024 05:08 PM (1gpOM)

37 12 So The Golden Scalp Weasel gets a legit 80 million votes... are the dems going to cheat Kumswala tp 100 mil?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 04, 2024 05:03 PM (1FWWQ)
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No, there's a point at which they simply can't create more Kumswala votes. It's at that point where they start taking genuine Trump votes and removing or switching them. And if it ends up showing deep red districts going 90% to Kumswala, well, that's fine. Nobody will do anything about it, so no worries for them.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 04, 2024 05:08 PM (QdGJh)

38 How's Harris doing with Notchville Dicks? That's the real question.

Wait. Not that.

Whatever it's called.

You know. That one.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 04, 2024 05:08 PM (DDGz9)

39 Elon Musk on Joe Rogan's show just dropped:

https://tinyurl.com/Musk-Rogan-Today

Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2024 05:08 PM (FZ46u)

40 Harris isn't even up 28 in actual Dartmouth.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 04, 2024 05:06 PM (DDGz9)

She's not up 28 with her former boyfriends.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 04, 2024 05:08 PM (z/ifB)

41 I hope the Chinese immigrant lady named Lily beats Jake Sullivan'a wife for the Congressional seat in NH. That beat down was epic.

Posted by: bluebell at November 04, 2024 05:09 PM (79pEw)

42 Posted by: It's happening at November 04, 2024 05:05 PM (hvsSs)

Come back here and pick up that troll turd you troll turd!!!

Posted by: Maybe someday i'll choose a nick and stick with it! Certified dangerous radical at November 04, 2024 05:09 PM (89Sog)

43 If Harris wins, it's really just four more years of Obama and Soros, right? She's gonna be drunk for most of that time.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2024 05:09 PM (RUMEY)

44 Like open mic night at Fort Sumter.
Posted by: Sifty at November 04, 2024 05:08 PM (1gpOM)

The Mary Todd impression guy was killer, i've heard.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 04, 2024 05:09 PM (DDGz9)

45 Confirmed: Leftists Believe In None of the Things They Claim to Believe In

Heh.
King's X!
Just kidding guys!
Come on. You know. Just a joke.
We're totes conservative.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2024 05:09 PM (W/lyH)

46 34 We should come up with yard signs to stick at the front of nice housing developments that announce the good news that 10 of the homes are soon going to be migrant hostels.

With nice graphics and a positive spin.

Then let the hilarity ensue.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 04, 2024 05:07 PM (z/ifB)

Moar hilarity: Go to the universities and put signs up in front of the dorms.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 04, 2024 05:10 PM (PiwSw)

47 I am watching The Five on Fox. I am trying to figure out how much hair spray Jeanine Pirro burns through each day. That hair is is rock solid.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 04, 2024 05:10 PM (tPMOE)

48 "Undecided" voter Carol: Which single piece of legislation is your dream to push through"

Kamala: I have to be honest with you, Carol.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 04, 2024 05:04 PM (a3Q+t)

________________________________

This always makes me roll my eyes. Whenever an incessantly dishonest person says, "I have to be honest with you." You're about to get a crap sandwich. Just once I want someone to say, "Why do you have to be honest with me? What pressure are you feeling to do so?"

Posted by: Orson at November 04, 2024 05:10 PM (dIske)

49 >>> 32
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It does beg the question...the constitution prevents the gov from forcing americans to house soldiers in their home. That says nothing about migrants, and I'm sure the left is thinking about it.
Posted by: LizLem at November 04, 2024 05:07 PM (QAK8m)

I'm sure they'd like to try that, but there's also some thoughts about private property in the Constitution. Of course commies ignore that, but...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2024 05:10 PM (zlGo9)

50 That guy stinks.
Posted by: Alan Funt at November 04, 2024 05:05 PM (vFG9F)

I think all the candid camera footage got donated to some university under the notion that it had actual scientific value. Maybe even my alma mater.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 04, 2024 05:10 PM (z/ifB)

51 38 How's Harris doing with Notchville Dicks? That's the real question.

Wait. Not that.

Whatever it's called.

You know. That one.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 04, 2024 05:08 PM (DDGz9)

That sounds like one of the movies Pete and Chasten have in their "special" collection.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 04, 2024 05:11 PM (PiwSw)

52 Apropos of nothing, I haven't seen one Harris sign or bumper sticker in deep blue California. I've seen quite a few Trump signs, bumper stickers and flags.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 04, 2024 05:11 PM (2g+I3)

53 I forget who said it first but the surest sign of someone utterly privileged and detached from the consequences of mass/massive migration is when they bring up "the food."

As in, so what if we lose all vestiges of a shared national and political culture, flatten US working class wages to the Third World average, overcrowd our schools, highways and hospitals and import hundreds of thousands of criminals --but hey Americans aren't gonna make all those zesty, exotic takeouts!

Posted by: Zek at November 04, 2024 05:11 PM (5FPX4)

54 Yeah he donated them to Maas at Cornell.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 04, 2024 05:11 PM (z/ifB)

55 If Harris ~~wins~~ steals it, it's really just four more years of Obama and Soros, right? She's gonna be drunk for most of that time.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2024 05:09 PM (RUMEY)

If so, they'd better keep the fences up in DC. Keep those bastards in there because with the exception of the blue shitholes, they won't be welcome in the rest of America.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2024 05:12 PM (W/lyH)

56 >>> 46 34 We should come up with yard signs to stick at the front of nice housing developments that announce the good news that 10 of the homes are soon going to be migrant hostels.

With nice graphics and a positive spin.

Then let the hilarity ensue.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 04, 2024 05:07 PM (z/ifB)

Moar hilarity: Go to the universities and put signs up in front of the dorms.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 04, 2024 05:10 PM (PiwSw)

Columbia University, now accepting Palestinian refugees.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2024 05:12 PM (zlGo9)

57 Reminds me of Tyson "everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face". Leftists "we love our theories but don't test them on us"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 04, 2024 05:12 PM (aRslG)

58 >>> Elon Musk on Joe Rogan's show just dropped:
https://tinyurl.com/Musk-Rogan-Today
Posted by: Sharkman at November 04, 2024 05:08 PM (FZ46u)

Elon's just mad that Trump's Rogan vid surpassed the views of Elon's previous Rogan vid, and wants a second chance...

Kidding. Kind of, hah. But that's great! It will be a nice pro-Trump push before the election. Also get the taste of the Fetterman interview out of Rogan's mouth.

Posted by: LizLem at November 04, 2024 05:12 PM (QAK8m)

59 Here is Las Cruces we let the cartels store illegals in stash houses. 35-40 to a house. I am guess the plumbing is trashed after a few days but I have to say this arrangement does save the local government millions.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 04, 2024 05:12 PM (tPMOE)

60 I am watching The Five on Fox. I am trying to figure out how much hair spray Jeanine Pirro burns through each day. That hair is is rock solid.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
.......

Who is designated pincushion today, Harold Ford or Jessica Tarlov?

Posted by: wth at November 04, 2024 05:12 PM (v0R5T)

61 This is the FIFTH TIME the demorats have sent workers to my house,. This has never happened in an election cycle.
Posted by: kallisto

I am so glad that this has never happened to me. How did you handle it?

Posted by: Cheri at November 04, 2024 05:12 PM (oiNtH)

62 47 I am watching The Five on Fox. I am trying to figure out how much hair spray Jeanine Pirro burns through each day. That hair is is rock solid.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 04, 2024 05:10 PM (tPMOE)

She uses about as much hair spray per day as Kamala uses hair straightener.

Same amounts of hair color each day, too.

Posted by: Gref at November 04, 2024 05:13 PM (aBgBM)

63 Apropos of nothing, I haven't seen one Harris sign or bumper sticker in deep blue California. I've seen quite a few Trump signs, bumper stickers and flags.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 04, 2024 05:11 PM (2g+I3)
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That's pretty incredible. Here in deep blue NoVa we have some Harris signs (not as many as usual, I'd say) but we probably have just as many Trump signs, which I'm surprised but happy to see.

Posted by: bluebell at November 04, 2024 05:13 PM (79pEw)

64 This always makes me roll my eyes. Whenever an incessantly dishonest person says, "I have to be honest with you." You're about to get a crap sandwich. Just once I want someone to say, "Why do you have to be honest with me? What pressure are you feeling to do so?"
Posted by: Orson
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Similar here. My auto response to, "Let me be honest with you,"........ "Why, have you been lying to me?"

Posted by: scampydog at November 04, 2024 05:13 PM (2bFN5)

65 Confirmed: Leftists Believe In None of the Things They Claim to Believe In

No way!

Posted by: Bill and Ted at November 04, 2024 05:13 PM (yOPBE)

66 Early voting numbers look scary for Harris.

(But 4am voting numbers look incredibly strong)

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2024 05:14 PM (RUMEY)

67 This is the FIFTH TIME the demorats have sent workers to my house,. This has never happened in an election cycle.
Posted by: kallisto

I am so glad that this has never happened to me. How did you handle it?
Posted by: Cheri at November 04, 2024 05:12 PM (oiNtH)

...

I can't imagine her crawl space right now.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 04, 2024 05:14 PM (z/ifB)

68 Judge Jeanine has created her own personal ozone hole

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 04, 2024 05:14 PM (1FWWQ)

69 34 We should come up with yard signs to stick at the front of nice housing developments that announce the good news that 10 of the homes are soon going to be migrant hostels.

With nice graphics and a positive spin.

Then let the hilarity ensue.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 04, 2024 05:07 PM (z/ifB)

Someone tried to build guest worker housing not too far from me and someone burned it down. They will not like that at all.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 04, 2024 05:14 PM (2g+I3)

70 Similar here. My auto response to, "Let me be honest with you,"........ "Why, have you been lying to me?"

I guess I'm not high on your list either....

Posted by: "With all due respect.." at November 04, 2024 05:14 PM (5FPX4)

71 That's almost cruel. Which is why I love it so much. OTOH, maybe not cruel enough.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at November 04, 2024 05:15 PM (P7Iz+)

72
I hope the Chinese immigrant lady named Lily beats Jake Sullivan'a wife for the Congressional seat in NH. That beat down was epic.
Posted by: bluebell

==============

I barely understood a word the crazy Chinese libertarian lady said -- but I understood her mood 100%.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 04, 2024 05:15 PM (T3es0)

73 It's all about virtue signalling. They are better and saintlier than you, good at talking the talk. When it comes to actually walking the walk they make a quick retreat.

Posted by: Decaf at November 04, 2024 05:15 PM (unUNN)

74 Where is Alan Funk?

Alan Funk has retired from pro wrestling.
Alan Funt is, sadly, no longer with us.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 04, 2024 05:15 PM (ZVgZ4)

75 Who is designated pincushion today, Harold Ford or Jessica Tarlov?
Posted by: wth at November 04, 2024 05:12 PM (v0R5T)
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Tarlov's voice is like nails on a chalkboard.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 04, 2024 05:15 PM (RIvkX)

76 That bit in the Declaration of Independence about being forced to house the king's soldiers.

Posted by: davidt at November 04, 2024 05:15 PM (i0F8b)

77 Who's Mike Hunt?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2024 05:16 PM (RUMEY)

78 Ha. Earlier video same guys..

AWFL objects to housing "Hector" because she has teenagers in the house.
"That's okay, Hectors girlfriend is a teenager..."

Another couple says nah bro, we've got a two year old... "that's okay, "Hector likes little kids".

Another boomer lib says he has Covid.. " they're okay getting Covid, they just need to sleep somewhere"...

Posted by: Derak at November 04, 2024 05:16 PM (9vtYC)

79 I barely understood a word the crazy Chinese libertarian lady said -- but I understood her mood 100%.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 04, 2024 05:15 PM (T3es0)
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The clip I saw had subtitles, but she did pretty well!

Posted by: bluebell at November 04, 2024 05:16 PM (79pEw)

80 Judge Jeanine has created her own personal ozone hole
Posted by: Truck Monkey
.......

I hope her and Bret Baier never ride the same elevator.

Posted by: wth at November 04, 2024 05:16 PM (v0R5T)

81 Musk won his lawsuit over Soros puppet Krasner over the lottery he was running.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2024 05:16 PM (LkLld)

82 I barely understood a word the crazy Chinese libertarian lady said -- but I understood her mood 100%.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 04, 2024 05:15 PM (T3es0)

She is an ardent anti-communist and she loves America with all of her heart and soul.

Hard not to love her!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 04, 2024 05:16 PM (d9fT1)

83 Here is Las Cruces we let the cartels store illegals in stash houses. 35-40 to a house. I am guess the plumbing is trashed after a few days but I have to say this arrangement does save the local government millions.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 04, 2024 05:12 PM (tPMOE)

But I bet everyone on the city council all drive new trucks.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2024 05:16 PM (W/lyH)

84 This is the FIFTH TIME the demorats have sent workers to my house,. This has never happened in an election cycle.
Posted by: kallisto

I am so glad that this has never happened to me. How did you handle it?

I really hope the answer involves fava beans and a nice Chianti

Posted by: Bill and Ted at November 04, 2024 05:17 PM (yOPBE)

85 But then again, living with the "unintended" consequences of liberal policies is something I like to think I have raised to an art form.
/won't pay the parking meter

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 04, 2024 05:17 PM (RIvkX)

86 propos of nothing, I haven't seen one Harris sign or bumper sticker in deep blue California. I've seen quite a few Trump signs, bumper stickers and flags.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 04, 2024 05:11 PM (2g+I3)

Same here

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 04, 2024 05:17 PM (NtVYv)

87 I initially read that tweet as "Hillary ensues" and was trying to make sense of it.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 04, 2024 05:17 PM (9jZWY)

88 I am trying to figure out how much hair spray Jeanine Pirro burns through each day.

Maybe it's a wig?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at November 04, 2024 05:17 PM (SRRAx)

89 72
I hope the Chinese immigrant lady named Lily beats Jake Sullivan'a wife for the Congressional seat in NH. That beat down was epic.
Posted by: bluebell

I barely understood a word the crazy Chinese libertarian lady said -- but I understood her mood 100%.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 04, 2024 05:15 PM (T3es0)

I love her.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 04, 2024 05:18 PM (2g+I3)

90 Tucker to slap around the male reporters and Megyn to slap around the female reporters.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 04, 2024 04:41 PM (tT6L1)

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This is from the last thread.

I like the idea of Tucker as Trump's Press Secretary. It brings back memories of Tony Snow, W's spokesman, who also used to work at Fox when it was more conservative friendly.

Posted by: Decaf at November 04, 2024 05:18 PM (unUNN)

91
Confirmed: Leftists Believe In None of the Things They Claim to Believe In

===============

The one about Gavin Newsom splashing into a birthday party for a big lobbyist at the French Laundry during the worst of the COVID lockdowns should never get old. I hope that in 2028, Vance is prepped to throw it at him like hot lava.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 04, 2024 05:18 PM (T3es0)

92 >> Where is Alan Funk?

Pittsburg, I think.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 04, 2024 05:18 PM (wzAuc)

93 So if Harris wins, I'm guessing it's dollar collapse within four years. Just the sheer number of illegals from South America getting free housing, food and healthcare will do us in.

It's the point, always has been. America's decline is the birth pangs of the New World Order.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2024 05:19 PM (RUMEY)

94 >>Dartmouth poll of NH

Harris +28

I think they are Polling People exclusively DURING Abortion Procedures.

Posted by: garrett at November 04, 2024 05:19 PM (z/jjr)

95 This is the FIFTH TIME the demorats have sent workers to my house,. This has never happened in an election cycle.
Posted by: kallisto at November 04, 2024 05:05 PM (zeEqS)

Interesting. Someone I don't recognize on Twitter was claiming to be canvassing for Que Mala Eres and saying that Trump had no ground game and the only people Musk was sending out were actually going to likely-dem houses.

Sounds like maybe he was projecting as so many progressives do.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 04, 2024 05:19 PM (s9EYN)

96 I think they are Polling People exclusively DURING Abortion Procedures.
Posted by: garrett at November 04, 2024 05:19 PM (z/jjr)

"I'm pretty sure i heard it say 'fweedom' before we cut its spine."

"Mark it."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 04, 2024 05:20 PM (DDGz9)

97 Just read a story of a woman with a very nice Airbnb in Evergreen CO rented it out and it was inundated by Tren de Arguara and trashed. Carpet ruined, booze, cigarette burns, furniture overturned/trashed, etc. Cost is $16K to get it fixed. Article doesn't say who specifically rented it to but it quickly went to hell.

In an interview, she was asked if Trump was exagerrating the threat of illegal gangs and she said "Absolutely no exaggeration at all," she replied.

"This is very real and this should be taken very seriously. These people are not here to do good. They have nothing to lose. They don't care. They're just coming in, destroying properties, people's lives like nothing. Something needs to happen… This needs to stop. 100%, as soon as possible."

Posted by: Cheri at November 04, 2024 05:20 PM (oiNtH)

98 >> Where is Alan Funk?
.....

Funkytown?

Posted by: wth at November 04, 2024 05:20 PM (v0R5T)

99 "Compassion doesn't stop at the border." -- GWB, Open-Borders RINO Traitor

But you can bet your ass it stops at the Crawford Ranch property lines ...

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 04, 2024 05:20 PM (saZAT)

100 Another boomer lib says he has Covid.. " they're okay getting Covid, they just need to sleep somewhere"...

That's the Larry David look-alike. He says he can't take them in because "we are a house of Covid".

So funny.

Posted by: DaisyB at November 04, 2024 05:20 PM (AbL8c)

101 Saw a big black pick up with New Jersey plates flying 2 Trump flags.

Posted by: Tuna at November 04, 2024 05:20 PM (oaGWv)

102 I barely understood a word the crazy Chinese libertarian lady said -- but I understood her mood 100%.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 04, 2024 05:15 PM (T3es0)
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At our kids' grade school they had a parent meeting. The principal would speak and then a Translator would repeat in Cantonese.

She says, "Parents, do not drill your children in their letters, and numbers, and colors. We will drill them at school." And all the white parents nodded in agreement.

And then the translator said that in Cantonese and all the Chinese parents burst out in hysterical laughter at the crazy white lady.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 04, 2024 05:20 PM (RIvkX)

103 I didn't get any vote by mail or absentee applications sent to me this cycle.

2020 I was swamped with them.

Posted by: davidt at November 04, 2024 05:21 PM (i0F8b)

104 Kunce is blaming the guy who set things up.

Okay, I'm going to set up a 16ft extension ladder on top of a 20 foot pile of pallets. No worries, I'm OSHA certified, so, it's safe!

And from the way Kunce is talking, he truly doesn't realize he's responsible for his actions.

Truly a stupid human being. By the way, doing this after denigrating politicians shooting guns as a political stunt...

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 04, 2024 05:21 PM (tT6L1)

105 64 This always makes me roll my eyes. Whenever an incessantly dishonest person says, "I have to be honest with you." You're about to get a crap sandwich. Just once I want someone to say, "Why do you have to be honest with me? What pressure are you feeling to do so?"
Posted by: Orson
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Similar here. My auto response to, "Let me be honest with you,"........ "Why, have you been lying to me?"

Posted by: scampydog at November 04, 2024 05:13 PM (2bFN5)

Joe Biden gets the Gold Medal for this lying BS.

No joke!
Not kidding!
I'm being honest with you.
Really happened!
I spent much of my youth in a (synagogue, black church, kitchen in a (Polish, Puerto Rican, Ukrainian) house down the street).

Posted by: Gref at November 04, 2024 05:21 PM (aBgBM)

106 86 propos of nothing, I haven't seen one Harris sign or bumper sticker in deep blue California. I've seen quite a few Trump signs, bumper stickers and flags.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 04, 2024 05:11 PM (2g+I3)

Same here
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 04, 2024 05:17 PM (NtVYv)
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I always assumed that they didn't waste the money on signs and whatnot in the very deepest blue states (same with GOP in deepest red states). I mean, I would think that if someone is in California, putting a sign on their lawn that says "HARRIS" would be akin to putting a sign on theirr lawn that says "LAWN." I mean, everyone already knows.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 04, 2024 05:21 PM (QdGJh)

107 >>"Mark it."

LOL

Posted by: garrett at November 04, 2024 05:21 PM (z/jjr)

108 This needs to stop. 100%, as soon as possible."
Posted by: Cheri at November 04, 2024 05:20 PM (oiNtH)

There's a real easy solution to all this, and it rhymes with Shmury Shmullification.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 04, 2024 05:21 PM (DDGz9)

109 So The Golden Scalp Weasel gets a legit 80 million votes... are the dems going to cheat Kumswala tp 100 mil?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 04, 2024 05:03 PM (1FWWQ)

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Yep, they have 20 million votes ready to go, they just need some burst bathroom pipes to get it started.

Posted by: Decaf at November 04, 2024 05:21 PM (unUNN)

110 Shocker from the NY Post:
November 4, 2024 | 1:56pm

BLM leader Mark Fisher is voting for Donald Trump
Mark Fisher, who co-founded a Black Lives Matter chapter in Rhode Island, explains why he is putting his support behind the Republican Party after being a lifelong Democrat, “We’ve just been blindly loyal to the Democratic Party for no reason.”

Posted by: IrishEi at November 04, 2024 05:22 PM (3ImbR)

111 No, there's a point at which they simply can't create more Kumswala votes. It's at that point where they start taking genuine Trump votes and removing or switching them. And if it ends up showing deep red districts going 90% to Kumswala, well, that's fine. Nobody will do anything about it, so no worries for them.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky
=====
Never assume what other people will do based on your own experience.

Southerners were stupid enough to think the North would let them leave peaceably too.

Posted by: whig at November 04, 2024 05:22 PM (ctrM5)

112 I just ran an op on 2 AWFLs that showed up at my door, canvassing for Kammie Dukakis.

This is the FIFTH TIME the demorats have sent workers to my house,. This has never happened in an election cycle.
Posted by: kallisto at November 04, 2024 05:05 PM

--

Were the last four asking about the ones who came before?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 04, 2024 05:22 PM (wzAuc)

113 Well, we knew they didn't believe a word of what they say when Martha's Vinyard literally called out the military to remove 50, FIFTY!!!!, illegals.

This is a town that swells to half a million people during the summer but can't handle a couple of dozen brown people.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 04, 2024 05:22 PM (XV/Pl)

114 "This is very real and this should be taken very seriously. These people are not here to do good. They have nothing to lose. They don't care. They're just coming in, destroying properties, people's lives like nothing. Something needs to happen… This needs to stop. 100%, as soon as possible."

Posted by: Cheri at November 04, 2024 05:20 PM (oiNtH)

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One Word: ~~Plastics~~ Napalm.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 04, 2024 05:23 PM (saZAT)

115 I hope her and Bret Baier never ride the same elevator.
Posted by: wth at November 04, 2024 05:16 PM

Can we throw Trey Gowdy in that mix? His hair is so odd looking that it's distracting. It's like it came out of a playdough spaghetti maker.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at November 04, 2024 05:23 PM (efuu+)

116 He says he can't take them in because "we are a house of Covid".

House Covid is one of the shittier minors in the Landsraad.

Posted by: spindrift at November 04, 2024 05:23 PM (OguvZ)

117 47 I am watching The Five on Fox. I am trying to figure out how much hair spray Jeanine Pirro burns through each day. That hair is is rock solid.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 04, 2024 05:10 PM (tPMOE)
Flashback to the 60s, dancing with the prettiest girl in school, thinking...'If she's so wonderfully soft all over, why's her hair so hard?'.

Posted by: Eromero at November 04, 2024 05:23 PM (LHPAg)

118 >>Mark Fisher, who co-founded a Black Lives Matter chapter in Rhode Island, explains why he is putting his support behind the Republican Party after being a lifelong Democrat, “We’ve just been blindly loyal to the Democratic Party for no reason.”

Be fair, Guy.

First it was because they had the whips and the dogs to set on you if you ran.

Then it was because they were on your lawn, wearing bedsheets and hoods and burning crosses and threatening to kill you.

Posted by: garrett at November 04, 2024 05:24 PM (z/jjr)

119 In my town (seacoast NH), there was supposedly a Kamala rally - while I saw people gathering, never saw them out on the street corner waving signs. Maybe they were harassing Papas.

Couple hours later, different part of town, Trump supporters took over a major intersection. Flags and banners everywhere. Horns honking, people waving. While waiting at the light one of the demonstrators said he got lots of middle fingers, but there sure were a lot of people waving and honking.

Maybe NH is in play.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 04, 2024 05:24 PM (N39Ws)

120 What kind of bum orders the house covid?

Spring for a proper bottle for your gal, ya cheap fuck.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 04, 2024 05:24 PM (DDGz9)

121
propos of nothing, I haven't seen one Harris sign or bumper sticker in deep blue California. I've seen quite a few Trump signs, bumper stickers and flags.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 04, 2024 05:11 PM (2g+I3)

Same here
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

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Alas, I've seen a ton. But I do live in one of the most virtue-signaling communities in the state, a quaint, almost-wealthy, town where the cops are bored and every other lawn boasts a sign that starts "In this house we believe..." and that sadly is so white that there simply aren't enough Black people to conspicuously patronize.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 04, 2024 05:24 PM (T3es0)

122 I understood each and every word that Chinese woman said. She called Sullivan a rich fraud carpetbagger Masshole from Portsmouth lying and buying her way to a congressional seat in blue collar Nashua.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 04, 2024 05:25 PM (wBaIH)

123 Aww, I looked up the Kat Timpf tweet vid and it's bittersweet...her mom dies 10 years ago on Nov. 5, and she's expecting her first kid, and aching her mom's not here to talk to. So she's like sorry, we're all going to pretend that the election is the most important thing on Tuesday, and for me it's just not. Not gonna fake it is.

https://x.com/KatTimpf/status/1853500967653875973

"The more we can focus on the human stuff, and at least try to acknowledge that it's there and not reduce a person to a viewpoint or a candidate...then there's always gonna be hope." Kat, I'm more than happy to do that. But the left isn't. The people that have struck me from their lives have made it more than clear that viewpoints trump people (pun not intended but it works.)

Posted by: LizLem at November 04, 2024 05:25 PM (QAK8m)

124 This always makes me roll my eyes. Whenever an incessantly dishonest person says, "I have to be honest with you." You're about to get a crap sandwich. Just once I want someone to say, "Why do you have to be honest with me? What pressure are you feeling to do so?"
Posted by: Orson at November 04, 2024 05:10 PM (dIske)

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My usual thought is so you usually lie. Another one is why should I believe you now.

Posted by: Decaf at November 04, 2024 05:25 PM (unUNN)

125 Shocker from the NY Post:
November 4, 2024 | 1:56pm

BLM leader Mark Fisher is voting for Donald Trump
Mark Fisher, who co-founded a Black Lives Matter chapter in Rhode Island, explains why he is putting his support behind the Republican Party after being a lifelong Democrat, “We’ve just been blindly loyal to the Democratic Party for no reason.”

Posted by: IrishEi at November 04, 2024 05:22 PM (3ImbR)

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I would have guessed that the number of blacks in Rhode Island approaches zero ...

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 04, 2024 05:25 PM (saZAT)

126 I don't think Kamala breaks 70 million votes this time. Not even 70 million ballots.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 04, 2024 05:25 PM (FC4My)

127 House Covid will not answer the call from Gondor!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2024 05:25 PM (RUMEY)

128 Yep, they have 20 million votes ready to go, they just need some burst bathroom pipes to get it started.
Posted by: Decaf
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No they don't. You can dance out there naked and do a bald faced cheat but doing it so as to keep people from reacting requires something they had in 2020. Plausibility. Covid, Trump fatigue, fear of BLM, RNC and Capitol Hill GOP etc. all culminated in cover for the cheat.

The Dems have only one of those now--McConnell and his shitbird caucus mates.

Posted by: whig at November 04, 2024 05:26 PM (ctrM5)

129 117 47 I am watching The Five on Fox. I am trying to figure out how much hair spray Jeanine Pirro burns through each day. That hair is is rock solid.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 04, 2024 05:10 PM (tPMOE)
Flashback to the 60s, dancing with the prettiest girl in school, thinking...'If she's so wonderfully soft all over, why's her hair so hard?'.
Posted by: Eromero at November 04, 2024 05:23 PM (LHPAg)

Look at Mika from Morning Joe. How she keeps that resting bitch face is impressive. Her hair could withstand a good breeze too.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 04, 2024 05:26 PM (N39Ws)

130 35 Insty had a link:
pic.twitter.com/mKMkhCGRbp
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2024 05:08 PM (zlGo9)

"I don't think I should be subjected to these scare tactics," she said.

I bet she cheered when someone destroyed Trump signs, though.

I used to live in Masshole. Shrewsbury is very snooty, in an LLBean kind of way.

Posted by: I80 through Gary, IN at November 04, 2024 05:26 PM (Rbu5d)

131 One Word: Plastics Napalm.

GASSSSS

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 04, 2024 05:26 PM (60GtU)

132 Bonk bonk on the head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 04, 2024 05:26 PM (+O2DX)

133 If we had a decent media, I'd be getting laid about now.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 04, 2024 05:26 PM (v9vIq)

134 House of the Rising Sun >> House of Chinese Lung AIDS

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 04, 2024 05:26 PM (mfUOU)

135 Look at Mika from Morning Joe. How she keeps that resting bitch face is impressive. Her hair could withstand a good breeze too.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 04, 2024 05:26 PM (N39Ws)

Menopause was cruel to her...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 04, 2024 05:27 PM (d9fT1)

136 I hope the Chinese immigrant lady named Lily beats Jake Sullivan'a wife for the Congressional seat in NH. That beat down was epic.
Posted by: bluebell
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Hi bluebell!

That's Lily Tang Williams, running in NH-02. I've been a huge fan of hers since she took little Davey Hogg to the woodshed over gun rights.

https://youtu.be/_DwmDkiv_4g?feature=shared

Posted by: IrishEi at November 04, 2024 05:27 PM (3ImbR)

137 There no greater hypocrisy than the Live Free or Die coastal NH Masshole. It's a shame they have no shame.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 04, 2024 05:27 PM (wBaIH)

138 I like the idea of Tucker as Trump's Press Secretary.

With any luck, the press pool will distract Graz'zt next time he shows up.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 04, 2024 05:27 PM (gKWVE)

139 House Covid is one of the shittier minors in the Landsraad.

Posted by: spindrift at November 04, 2024 05:23 PM (OguvZ)

I wish I could link it. But I'm a tech troglodyte.

Posted by: DaisyB at November 04, 2024 05:27 PM (AbL8c)

140 Spoke with some gen z voters for Trump today. I asked why they voted for him. One guy states “there’s a little Kamala in every Karen”. I then asked what he meant by that and he replied “an overbearing liberal so convinced she’s right she’s willing to use all the powers of the government to prove it.”

Boom. More intelligent than most of the electorate.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 04, 2024 05:27 PM (EadwG)

141 Tucker as Press Sec would be a dream. I'd watch it daily.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2024 05:27 PM (RUMEY)

142 The call is coming from inside the House of Covid.

Posted by: davidt at November 04, 2024 05:28 PM (i0F8b)

143 Tucker won't take the job. And there is also a question of discipline.

Posted by: runner at November 04, 2024 05:29 PM (V13WU)

144 There's another clip with a Larry David doppelganger that is hilarious.
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Great! Now I have the theme music running in my head visualizing that.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 05:29 PM (hovnC)

145 141 Tucker as Press Sec would be a dream. I'd watch it daily.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2024 05:27 PM (RUMEY)

"Oh, was there a press conference today? Sorry, I was busy doing literally anything else. But don't worry. I got a podcast going up this afternoon you can watch."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 04, 2024 05:29 PM (DDGz9)

146 The Fall of the House of Covid was entirely bad.

But the sequel, A Winter of Death, was kind of a disappointment.

Posted by: garrett at November 04, 2024 05:29 PM (z/jjr)

147 >>> 104 Kunce is blaming the guy who set things up.

Okay, I'm going to set up a 16ft extension ladder on top of a 20 foot pile of pallets. No worries, I'm OSHA certified, so, it's safe!

And from the way Kunce is talking, he truly doesn't realize he's responsible for his actions.

Truly a stupid human being. By the way, doing this after denigrating politicians shooting guns as a political stunt...
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 04, 2024 05:21 PM (tT6L1)

The Alec Baldwin defense may not work so well for him.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2024 05:29 PM (zlGo9)

148 Apparently Kamala did an interview with a Muslim journalist an said "bacon is a spice" offending the interviews religious ban against pork. She is truly the dumbest person ever to run for president. Anyone who votes for her is either delusional or a complete lunatic

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 04, 2024 05:30 PM (aRslG)

149 >>Okay, I'm going to set up a 16ft extension ladder on top of a 20 foot pile of pallets. No worries, I'm OSHA certified, so, it's safe!

Why bother to stack all those pallets when we have that old Forklift out back?

Posted by: garrett at November 04, 2024 05:30 PM (z/jjr)

150 49...there's also some thoughts about private property in the Constitution. Of course commies ignore that, but...
Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2024 05:10 PM (zlGo9)

Until it's THEIR private property.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 04, 2024 05:31 PM (Rbu5d)

151 Once you understand this, you understand the left.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 04, 2024 05:31 PM (TL7UX)

152 Truly a stupid human being. By the way, doing this after denigrating politicians shooting guns as a political stunt...
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 04, 2024 05:21 PM (tT6L1)

The Alec Baldwin defense may not work so well for him.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2024 05:29 PM (zlGo9)

Uh... can I get a little elevator shpiel version of this one from someone? I've been out of town....

Thanks in advance.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 04, 2024 05:31 PM (DDGz9)

153 She is an ardent anti-communist and she loves America with all of her heart and soul.

Hard not to love her!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 04, 2024 05:16 PM (d9fT1)

I'd send a dozen lefty liberal arts professors to China in exchange for a few more like her.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2024 05:31 PM (n7h9X)

154 I'm gonna make a killing with my roach coach and street taco recipe and taco sauce.

Suck it, bitches!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 04, 2024 05:31 PM (eVr3D)

155 >>> 125 Shocker from the NY Post:
November 4, 2024 | 1:56pm

BLM leader Mark Fisher is voting for Donald Trump
Mark Fisher, who co-founded a Black Lives Matter chapter in Rhode Island, explains why he is putting his support behind the Republican Party after being a lifelong Democrat, “We’ve just been blindly loyal to the Democratic Party for no reason.”

Posted by: IrishEi at November 04, 2024 05:22 PM (3ImbR)

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I would have guessed that the number of blacks in Rhode Island approaches zero ...
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 04, 2024 05:25 PM (saZAT)

Of course not, *nobody* lives in a plce that doesn't exist.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2024 05:31 PM (zlGo9)

156
I understood each and every word that Chinese woman said. She called Sullivan a rich fraud carpetbagger Masshole from Portsmouth lying and buying her way to a congressional seat in blue collar Nashua.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

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Ah, then not the strong, independent minority woman that Candidate Karen wants to see in public life.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 04, 2024 05:31 PM (T3es0)

157 135 Look at Mika from Morning Joe.
Menopause was cruel to her...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 04, 2024 05:27 PM (d9fT1)

Plastic surgery was crueler.

Posted by: Auspex at November 04, 2024 05:31 PM (j4U/Z)

158 Red State governors need to start doing things like this - but do it for real. Like Dr Zhivago in reverse.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 04, 2024 05:32 PM (oZhjI)

159 Remember me!?

Posted by: Ken Bone at November 04, 2024 05:32 PM (z/jjr)

160 I would have guessed that the number of blacks in Rhode Island approaches zero ...
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 04, 2024
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Pawtucket and Providence have sizable black populations.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 04, 2024 05:32 PM (3ImbR)

161 I don't think Kamala breaks 70 million votes this time. Not even 70 million ballots.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
......

She's too dumb to figure out the xerox machine.

Posted by: wth at November 04, 2024 05:32 PM (v0R5T)

162 I don't think Kamala breaks 70 million votes this time.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
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I'll take the under as well.

Posted by: scampydog at November 04, 2024 05:32 PM (2bFN5)

163 Will this half elf, half cat-girl get you to vote?

https://tinyurl.com/4d4hj25p

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 04, 2024 05:32 PM (VDiWY)

164 Love it! The hill I will happily die on.

They should have mentioned free abortions with each illegal. That might win.

They have nothing to offer. Kam can't even verbalize what they offer without waving her stupid hands and things undone, like men's zippers.

Walz? He can (oh, hell, I don't know as I can't even look at him). His weird mouth freaks me out. I need Zofran and a Xanax chaser thinking about these freaks.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 04, 2024 05:33 PM (gi+MR)

165 End Wokeness @EndWokeness
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Rich whites with Harris signs are terrified after receiving letters thanking them for accepting "to house a migrant family"

https://is.gd/yWek2H
40 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 05:33 PM (hovnC)

166
I'm gonna make a killing with my roach coach and street taco recipe and taco sauce.

Suck it, bitches!
Posted by: Dr. Bone

================

You're giving me flashbacks to: Jeb!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 04, 2024 05:33 PM (T3es0)

167 161 I don't think Kamala breaks 70 million votes this time. Not even 70 million ballots.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
......

how will they explain that ??

Posted by: REDACTED at November 04, 2024 05:33 PM (us2H3)

168 Never assume what other people will do based on your own experience.

Southerners were stupid enough to think the North would let them leave peaceably too.
Posted by: whig at November 04, 2024 05:22 PM (ctrM5)

The peaceful kinda left the conversation after they broke into arsenals and pulled out cannon to fire on the US Forts.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2024 05:33 PM (n7h9X)

169 Pittsburgh rally is packed, NHL arena too.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 04, 2024 05:33 PM (q6dqN)

170 Ah, gotcha. Where is Alan Funk?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

It's "Funt" but at this point, he's also very funky.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 04, 2024 05:33 PM (KAi1n)

171
Thanks for bring up Alec Baldwin. Dodging a murder rap seems to have quieted the loud stupid lately.

Posted by: Auspex at November 04, 2024 05:34 PM (j4U/Z)

172 Did we do the "Kamala tells muslim interviewer bacon is a spice" story yet?

Because, lol.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 04, 2024 05:34 PM (IG4Id)

173 69...Someone tried to build guest worker housing not too far from me and someone burned it down. They will not like that at all.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 04, 2024 05:14 PM (2g+I3)

I would not be surprised at all if more of that happens in a [shudder] Harris presidency. I am not advocating it, Bob, but I would not be surprised.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 04, 2024 05:34 PM (Rbu5d)

174 Tucker as Press Sec would be a dream. I'd watch it daily.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Winsome Sears would be good.

But I think Virginia needs her.

Posted by: Miklos has opinions and must restock bar tomorrow at November 04, 2024 05:34 PM (khrpa)

175 Interesting. Someone I don't recognize on Twitter was claiming to be canvassing for Que Mala Eres and saying that Trump had no ground game and the only people Musk was sending out were actually going to likely-dem houses.

Sounds like maybe he was projecting as so many progressives do.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
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You can look for yourself. UF Election Lab and NBC News of all things have absentee and early ballot information. Right now, NBC has it at 41 percent Dem (EV+absentee) and 39 percent GOP (EV+absentee) 20 percent (other) and that includes heavily Dem states like CA, OR, and WA that use mail in ballots as their main voting method. Univ of Florida Election Lab 2024 (and previous 2022/2020 data also) found here and up to date for today. https://tinyurl.com/2ufjrjcs

NBC News EV totals are at the bottom link updated today. https://tinyurl.com/yy39w3d2

Dem early voting and turned in absentees are down substantially in state after state while GOP is at or slightly below 2020 without the fear of covid at the polls that existed then.

Posted by: whig at November 04, 2024 05:34 PM (ctrM5)

176 Israel Officially Informs UN of End to Relations With Palestinian Relief Agency Over Hamas Ties

Israel has officially notified the United Nations that it was canceling the agreement that regulated its relations with the main UN relief organization for Palestinian refugees (UNRWA) since 1967, the country’s foreign ministry said on Monday.

Last month, the Israeli parliament passed legislation banning UNRWA from operating in Israel and stopping Israeli authorities from cooperating with the organization, which provides aid and education services to Palestinians in the West Bank and Gaza.
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Shalom, bitchez!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 04, 2024 05:35 PM (RIvkX)

177 Pawtucket and Providence have sizable black populations.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 04, 2024 05:32 PM (3ImbR)

I once knew a man from Pawtucket...

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 04, 2024 05:35 PM (eb5mD)

178 how will they explain that ??
Posted by: REDACTED
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We're all racist?!

Posted by: lin-duh at November 04, 2024 05:35 PM (2xpha)

179 The Election is almost over.

The War of Southern Butthurt marches on.

Posted by: garrett at November 04, 2024 05:35 PM (z/jjr)

180 Berkshire county has less people now than 1960

and they still don't get it

Posted by: REDACTED at November 04, 2024 05:35 PM (us2H3)

181 all your covid houses are belong to us

Posted by: The Aliens at November 04, 2024 05:35 PM (mH6SG)

182 The bacon must flow.

Posted by: Guild Navigator at November 04, 2024 05:35 PM (i0F8b)

183 Uh, oh. The Civil War has entered the chat.

Posted by: Unreconstructed Hammer at November 04, 2024 05:36 PM (XeU6L)

184 Did we do the "Kamala tells muslim interviewer bacon is a spice" story yet?

Because, lol.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 04, 2024 05:34 PM (IG4Id)

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"I carry bacon bits as well as hot sauce in my purse, y'all!"

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 04, 2024 05:36 PM (saZAT)

185 how will they explain that ??
Posted by: REDACTED at November 04, 2024 05:33 PM (us2H3)
~~~~~

It's because we're all racists.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 04, 2024 05:36 PM (3ImbR)

186
The postcard stunt is so genius and so well executed I wish I'd seen it sooner. I swear I would have done it to 50 homes in my neighborhood. There are easily that many with "In this house we believe...that no human is illegal" signs.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 04, 2024 05:36 PM (T3es0)

187 >>> Uh... can I get a little elevator shpiel version of this one from someone? I've been out of town....

Thanks in advance.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 04, 2024 05:31 PM (DDGz9)

Kunce is a D congressional candidate - iirc running for MO Senator - who had a photo shoot (heh) with him and his boys at the range. They were shooting rifles at steel targets 5-7 *feet* away, with a couple boxes of Tannerite on the bench and other stupid ass things. Plus, one of Kunce's shots splattered steel back at the on-scene reporter, slicing his arm a bit (not life-threatening, just embarrassingly dumb).

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2024 05:36 PM (zlGo9)

188 I saw The War of Southern Butthurt open for GWAR at the MSG back in 2011 !

Posted by: runner at November 04, 2024 05:37 PM (V13WU)

189 I loved it when the guys said their illegal likes kids.

In the UK, a few years ago, when the invasion first started...stupid women, feeling compassion, took in illegals that lied about their age. I mean, you'd THINK a 5 o'clock shadow would be a hint that Abdul was not in junior high. I don't know what happened but she took hers to the dentist and low and behold the dude was about 22yrs old.

And living in her home with her teen girls. Brilliant!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 04, 2024 05:37 PM (gi+MR)

190 Here's Harris rally in Allentown, PA. Not packed.

https://bityl.co/SdNO

Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2024 05:37 PM (LkLld)

191 Carol: "Which single piece of legislation is your dream to push through"

Kamala: "Well, there's not just one ... slowing down what we need to do in terms of progress in our country."

And then sparks and smoke started coming out of Kamala's head, right?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at November 04, 2024 05:37 PM (aXxgO)

192 R. Lee Ermey would have been the best Trump press secretary.

God Rest His Soul.

Posted by: Sifty at November 04, 2024 05:37 PM (hV+bt)

193 Woo!

Postman just dropped off my copies of the new Doctor Bionic LP.

Posted by: garrett at November 04, 2024 05:37 PM (z/jjr)

194 106 86 propos of nothing, I haven't seen one Harris sign or bumper sticker in deep blue California. I've seen quite a few Trump signs, bumper stickers and flags.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 04, 2024 05:11 )

Same here
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 04, 2024 05:17

I always assumed that they didn't waste the money on signs and whatnot in the very deepest blue states (same with GOP in deepest red states). I mean, I would think that if someone is in California, putting a sign on their lawn that says "HARRIS" would be akin to putting a sign on theirr lawn that says "LAWN." I mean, everyone already knows.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 04, 2024 05:21 PM (QdGJh)

You'd think so but, no, these people are proud and have to put up political signs and flags everywhere past elections. I'm sick of the gay flags, they're everywhere. No one cares.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 04, 2024 05:37 PM (2g+I3)

195 I don't think Kamala breaks 70 million votes this time. Not even 70 million ballots.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
......

how will they explain that ??
Posted by: REDACTED

SHUT UP they explained

Posted by: Miklos expects massive shenanigans and blatantly so at November 04, 2024 05:37 PM (khrpa)

196 -----------------

I would have guessed that the number of blacks in Rhode Island approaches zero ...
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 04, 2024 05:25 PM (saZAT)

Money stolen from your grift charity buys a nice mansion far away from it all.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2024 05:38 PM (n7h9X)

197 Why don't beaners stay down in Texas and Arizona where you belong.

Posted by: Typical White North Eastern Liberal at November 04, 2024 05:38 PM (17s+e)

198

I still find it hard to believe we have a Bimbo running for President. God help us.

Posted by: four seasons at November 04, 2024 05:38 PM (3ek7K)

199 I like the idea of Tucker as Trump's Press Secretary. It brings back memories of Tony Snow, W's spokesman, who also used to work at Fox when it was more conservative friendly.
Posted by: Decaf at November 04, 2024 05:18 PM (unUNN)

Tony Snow was a class act. RIP.

I would love Carlson to be Press Secretary if only to hear, just once, him laugh that laugh of his at a question from CNN reporterette, then say "NEXT QUESTION."

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 04, 2024 05:38 PM (Rbu5d)

200 >>>His weird mouth freaks me out. I need Zofran and a Xanax chaser thinking about these freaks.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

>That dude is pathetically freakish, and I would suspect not even his mother loved him.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 04, 2024 05:38 PM (eVr3D)

201 I thought AtC was the straw poll winner for press secretary.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 04, 2024 05:38 PM (8AONa)

202 Bring back that smart, hot blonde for press sec.

Posted by: davidt at November 04, 2024 05:39 PM (i0F8b)

203 I'm shocked that NH is not solidly red. The people there seem mostly sane.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 04, 2024 05:39 PM (XMwZJ)

204 SanFranpsycho, did you see all the Rabbi's encouraging people to vote for PDT. 18 to 35 year olds , eligible Israeli voters, 90% to 2% for Trump.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 04, 2024 05:39 PM (t8vHj)

205 to all you bedwetters

Trump has got this

Posted by: REDACTED at November 04, 2024 05:39 PM (us2H3)

206 I don't think Kamala breaks 70 million votes this time. Not even 70 million ballots.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
===

As long as she drags down the senate and congress donks, I'll be happy.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 04, 2024 05:39 PM (17s+e)

207 201 I thought AtC was the straw poll winner for press secretary.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 04, 2024 05:38 PM (8AONa)

Here's hoping we get victory tits again.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 04, 2024 05:39 PM (N39Ws)

208
Uh... can I get a little elevator shpiel version of this one from someone? I've been out of town....

Thanks in advance.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 04, 2024 05:31 PM (DDGz9
--------------

Kunce was shooting steel from about 20ft with an AR. Kunce claimed NRA certified instructor set things up...so, he has no responsibility for the bullet fragment that hit a reporter covering the event. Even the most novice shooter knows you don't shoot steel with a rifle at that distance. But Kunce is claiming "properly set up."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 04, 2024 05:39 PM (tT6L1)

209 Do we even need a press secretary ?

Posted by: runner at November 04, 2024 05:39 PM (V13WU)

210 You'd think so but, no, these people are proud and have to put up political signs and flags everywhere past elections. I'm sick of the gay flags, they're everywhere. No one cares.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 04, 2024 05:37 PM (2g+I3)

The best thing about the gay flags is they are without doubt the ugliest flags ever and they keep changing them out so you cant get used to them. And gays are supposed to have fashion sense.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2024 05:39 PM (n7h9X)

211 Maybe more people voted during CoVid ? Boredom, fear, change of candidates, mail in ballots. It had to have some effect.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 04, 2024 05:39 PM (NtVYv)

212 >>> 201 I thought AtC was the straw poll winner for press secretary.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 04, 2024 05:38 PM (8AONa)

I could be wrong but I thought she had been nominated for AG, or possibly SCOTUS (with a booster seat, and hand puppets).

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2024 05:39 PM (zlGo9)

213 I don't think Kamala breaks 70 million votes this time. Not even 70 million ballots.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
......

how will they explain that ??
Posted by: REDACTED at November 04, 2024 05:33 PM (us2H3)

------------------

"PUTIN STOLE THEM FOR TRUMP! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 04, 2024 05:39 PM (saZAT)

214 209

All questions should be answered by USPS.

Posted by: Sifty at November 04, 2024 05:40 PM (hV+bt)

215 Do we even need a press secretary ?
Posted by: runner at November 04, 2024 05:39 PM (V13WU)

Theyve had a raggedy ann doll doing it for a while.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2024 05:40 PM (n7h9X)

216
Kamala is about to be unburdened by what has been.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 04, 2024 05:40 PM (+oR7L)

217 It's just a moment for the MSM to show off its assholery.

Posted by: runner at November 04, 2024 05:40 PM (V13WU)

218 Why don't beaners stay down in Texas and Arizona where you belong.

Posted by: Typical White North Eastern Liberal

=====

I thought You People coukd only live where it's ungodly hot all the time.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 04, 2024 05:40 PM (8AONa)

219 209 Do we even need a press secretary ?
Posted by: runner at November 04, 2024 05:39 PM (V13WU)

How about a normal man or woman who has no tolerance for Media bullshit?

Posted by: tubal at November 04, 2024 05:40 PM (PCK5/)

220 I don't think Kamala breaks 70 million votes this time. Not even 70 million ballots.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
......

how will they explain that ??
Posted by: REDACTED

SHUT UP they explained
Posted by: Miklos expects massive shenanigans and blatantly so at November 04, 2024 05:37 PM (khrpa)

———————-

I guess the Democrats just aren’t ready for a black woman president.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 04, 2024 05:40 PM (u73oe)

221 215 Do we even need a press secretary ?
Posted by: runner at November 04, 2024 05:39 PM (V13WU)

Theyve had a raggedy ann doll doing it for a while.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2024 05:40 PM (n7h9X)

Thought that was a toilet brush.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 04, 2024 05:41 PM (N39Ws)

222 I thought AtC was the straw poll winner for press secretary.
Posted by: 2009Refugee

White House whip

Posted by: SFGoth at November 04, 2024 05:41 PM (KAi1n)

223 I thought AtC was the straw poll winner for press secretary.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 04, 2024 05:38 PM (8AONa)

yeah ! hopping all around in boots !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 04, 2024 05:41 PM (NtVYv)

224 >>> 220
———————-

I guess the Democrats just aren’t ready for a black woman president.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 04, 2024 05:40 PM (u73oe)

*cackles*

Posted by: Hillary! at November 04, 2024 05:41 PM (zlGo9)

225 I thought AtC was the straw poll winner for press secretary.
Posted by: 2009Refugee

FOR VICTORY!

Posted by: Miklos expects and anticipates at November 04, 2024 05:41 PM (khrpa)

226 Theyve had a raggedy ann doll doing it for a while.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2024 05:40 PM (n7h9X)

Golliwog is the word you are looking for

Posted by: REDACTED at November 04, 2024 05:41 PM (us2H3)

227 Blago: "Someone should have thought of bussing illegals to NYC and Martha's Vineyard a long time ago..."

Best, most effective, lasting political "stunt" in my life. Nothing - NOTHING - had been effective at stopping institutional illegal immigration in my lifetime (sans the brief hiatus following 9/11).

And now it's the foundation of exposure to one of the most popular political positions the country has ever seen.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at November 04, 2024 05:41 PM (aXxgO)

228 But Kunce is claiming "properly set up."
Posted by: blake
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A variation on the Alec Baldwin Gambit.

Posted by: Unreconstructed Hammer at November 04, 2024 05:42 PM (XeU6L)

229
Waiting for the MSM "Jimmah Cahtah casts his vote" video tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Auspex at November 04, 2024 05:42 PM (j4U/Z)

230 172 Did we do the "Kamala tells muslim interviewer bacon is a spice" story yet?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 04, 2024 05:34 PM

J&D's Bacon Salt would like a word.

I do get a kick out of a bacon flavored vegetarian and kosher product.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 04, 2024 05:42 PM (LJKij)

231 Do we even need a press secretary ?

Posted by: runner at November 04, 2024 05:39 PM (V13WU)

---------------

As I recommended 8 years ago -- HELL NO!

Give the MDM-MSM whores the sanction & respect they deserve: NONE!

Trump should bypass them and go straight to the people a la Reagan ...

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 04, 2024 05:42 PM (saZAT)

232 Thought that was a toilet brush.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 04, 2024 05:41 PM (N39Ws)

I've said this before. She looks exactly like a black cabbage patch doll. Google it. I dare you not to laugh

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 04, 2024 05:42 PM (NtVYv)

233 but hey Americans aren't gonna make all those zesty, exotic takeouts!
_____

Anyone know a good Haitian takeout?

Posted by: Guy who likes BBQ leg at November 04, 2024 05:42 PM (HchQt)

234 Tucker as Press Sec would be a dream. I'd watch it daily.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2024 05:27 PM (RUMEY)

Or the Tucker and Dale guys from the movie.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 04, 2024 05:42 PM (z/ifB)

235 Duke Lowell, that is the perfect example for this post.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 04, 2024 05:42 PM (t8vHj)

236 This is getting to be quite the clutter, bits and pieces of two Tamiya F-14s on the workbench.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 04, 2024 05:42 PM (VDiWY)

237 190 Here's Harris rally in Allentown, PA. Not packed.

https://bityl.co/SdNO
Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2024 05:37 PM (LkLld)

The cocksucking bitch ass staties shut down every cocksucking road in the cocksucking valley for THAT pathetic little puddle of piss?!?!?!

I'm not seething. You're seething.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 04, 2024 05:42 PM (DDGz9)

238 Sure, why not...

@BNONews 3m
BREAKING: North Korea has launched another missile - Reuters

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 04, 2024 05:43 PM (IG4Id)

239 203 I'm shocked that NH is not solidly red. The people there seem mostly sane.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 04, 2024 05:39 PM (XMwZJ)

Massholes.

Plus it has become very noticeably more diverse in the last decade or so.

Keeping in mind that it was noticeably non-diverse 10 years ago.

Massholes are a weird bunch. The mostly normal, working class Archie Bunker type people are all rabid D's. I would imagine it has to do with the Kennedys. MA was/is the only Irish majority state in the country and they took huge pride in the Kennedy family.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 04, 2024 05:43 PM (Evo1G)

240
Those muslims in Michigan supporting Trump are clinging to their knives and Koran's.

Posted by: Barry O'bama at November 04, 2024 05:43 PM (+oR7L)

241 Here's Harris rally in Allentown, PA. Not packed.

https://bityl.co/SdNO
Posted by: JackStraw
---------------
Middle school pep rally.

Posted by: scampydog at November 04, 2024 05:43 PM (2bFN5)

242 228 But Kunce is claiming "properly set up."
Posted by: blake

With containers of tannerite on the shooting bench. One of those steel fragments hits that and you have more candidates for the Darwin Awards.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 04, 2024 05:43 PM (N39Ws)

243 5th state of matter , plasma bacon.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 04, 2024 05:43 PM (v9vIq)

244 off, sock

Posted by: Chuck C at November 04, 2024 05:43 PM (yOPBE)

245 Rastafarian Raggedy Anne, only muppet able to make Psaki look okay.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 04, 2024 05:43 PM (VDiWY)

246 I really hope Trump is wearing power armor and a helmet tonight and for the next four years.

The commies have a lot of Oswalds and very little impulse control.

Posted by: Sifty at November 04, 2024 05:43 PM (hV+bt)

247 205 to all you bedwetters

Hey, we didn't wet the bed.

Posted by: the Houston Texans at November 04, 2024 05:43 PM (gKWVE)

248 >>> 238 Sure, why not...

@BNONews 3m
BREAKING: North Korea has launched another missile - Reuters
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 04, 2024 05:43 PM (IG4Id)

Obviously they are threatening Americans who vote for Kamala!!!

Posted by: This... is XiNN at November 04, 2024 05:43 PM (zlGo9)

249 “No Person is Illegal!”

….so it’s not trespassing then, right???

Lolgf

Posted by: Lizzy at November 04, 2024 05:44 PM (Hkcdp)

250 Sure, why not...

@BNONews 3m
BREAKING: North Korea has launched another missile - Reuters
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 04, 2024 05:43 PM (IG4Id)

Little Rocket Man is voting for Trump !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 04, 2024 05:44 PM (NtVYv)

251 205 to all you bedwetters

debunked

Posted by: Russian Hookers at November 04, 2024 05:45 PM (i0F8b)

252 Israel Officially Informs UN of End to Relations With Palestinian Relief Agency Over Hamas Ties

Israel has officially notified the United Nations that it was canceling the agreement that regulated its relations with the main UN relief organization for Palestinian refugees (UNRWA) since 1967, the country’s foreign ministry said on Monday.

Last month, the Israeli parliament passed legislation banning UNRWA from operating in Israel and stopping Israeli authorities from cooperating with the organization, which provides aid and education services to Palestinians in the West Bank and Gaza.
====
Shalom, bitchez!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 04, 2024 05:35 PM (RIvkX)

...which provides aid , education services and missiles and weapons to Palestinians in the West Bank and Gaza.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2024 05:45 PM (n7h9X)

253 245 Rastafarian Raggedy Anne, only muppet able to make Psaki look okay.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 04, 2024 05:43 PM (VDiWY)

Psaki. Butter face.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 04, 2024 05:45 PM (N39Ws)

254 Middle school pep rally.
Posted by: scampydog

Doesn't even smell like Teen Spirit.

Posted by: Miklos declines to state what it does smell like at November 04, 2024 05:45 PM (khrpa)

255 I think Kim Jong Un would rather deal with Trump.
At least then he wouldn’t be guessing what America is considering — and no lectures from idiots!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 04, 2024 05:45 PM (Hkcdp)

256 >>> 250
==
Little Rocket Man is voting for Trump !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 04, 2024 05:44 PM (NtVYv)

It would be hilarious if an audit of GA's ballots turned up a vote from him in the 'overseas' pile.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2024 05:45 PM (zlGo9)

257 As press secretary, I will maintain the highest standard for the press.

"Here's what you dickheads need to know. If anyone asks me a stupid question, I will club you like a fucking baby seal."

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 04, 2024 05:46 PM (4XwPj)

258 Since Sifty mentioned R. Lee Ermey, here is a great Trump ad with R. Lee Ermey versus are woke military leaders

https://tinyurl.com/p6w2hbem

Posted by: Cheri at November 04, 2024 05:46 PM (oiNtH)

259 The peaceful kinda left the conversation after they broke into arsenals and pulled out cannon to fire on the US Forts.
Posted by: Oldcat
======
Before that happened, Southerner fire eaters driving secession publicly announced nothing was going to happen much. Many Northerners, like the ones voting Dem there also agreed with that.

Posted by: whig at November 04, 2024 05:46 PM (ctrM5)

260 Well, we’re living here in Allentown
And they’re closing all the factories down
Out in Bethlehem they’re killing time
Filling out forms
Standing in line

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 04, 2024 05:46 PM (NtVYv)

261 My dream has always been a Somalian cooking a cat in my basement.

They should have mentioned this, too, as a sale point.

Or a Haitian voodoo queen with chicken feets.

The menu is long and needs unburdened for what hazbeen.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 04, 2024 05:46 PM (gi+MR)

262 251.

Bring your own tarp day is on Thursday, not Monday.

Posted by: Sifty at November 04, 2024 05:46 PM (hV+bt)

263
Here's Harris rally in Allentown, PA. Not packed.

https://bityl.co/SdNO
Posted by: JackStraw

===============

It makes me miss the grandiosity of Hillary's campaign. It's like the first Star Wars, the first Godfather, the first Alien. The glamour and scandal of Huma Abedin, the fireworks show that didn't happen, the champagne on her campaign plane the day before, the pantsuits that started with jackets and evolved to tent coats, Chelsea trying to look as gorgeous as Ivanka, the money, the vanity, the 40-year plan with its outrageous setbacks. It set her up for such a massive fall.

As for Kamala, I'm cautiously pessimistic.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 04, 2024 05:46 PM (T3es0)

264 Sure, why not...

@BNONews 3m
BREAKING: North Korea has launched another missile - Reuters
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 04, 2024 05:43 PM

That's not a missile. That's absentee ballots from North Korea being sent via AirMail to the Rustbelt.

Posted by: Barry O'bama at November 04, 2024 05:47 PM (+oR7L)

265 The funny thing is that they got a dozen Latino men to dress up and go along with the gag. Hilarious.

Posted by: red speck at November 04, 2024 05:47 PM (0Id0S)

266 Can Kamala cook?

I don't trust any black woman who can't cook.

VP Harris is a pretender.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 04, 2024 05:47 PM (eVr3D)

267 "Here's what you dickheads need to know. If anyone asks me a stupid question, I will club you like a fucking baby seal."
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 04, 2024 05:46 PM (4XwPj)

——————-

You have my vote.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 04, 2024 05:47 PM (u73oe)

268 I thought AtC was the straw poll winner for press secretary.
Posted by: 2009Refugee
--
Would pay to hear the first response of "Did I fucking stutter?"

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at November 04, 2024 05:48 PM (Dz0WF)

269 254 Middle school pep rally.
Posted by: scampydog

Doesn't even smell like Teen Spirit.
Posted by: Miklos declines to state what it does smell like at November 04, 2024 05:45 PM (khrpa)

Smells like that gross disinfenctant you inhaled on school buses left over from some kid on a prior bus run who spewed the school's version of chipped beef on toast.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 04, 2024 05:48 PM (N39Ws)

270 As I recommended 8 years ago -- HELL NO!

Give the MDM-MSM whores the sanction & respect they deserve: NONE!

Trump should bypass them and go straight to the people a la Reagan ...
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 04, 2024 05:42 PM (saZAT)

He should rent out seats and have a lottery for anyone in the country who shows up for the front rows. Questions chosen at random. Any rudeness gets a ban.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2024 05:49 PM (n7h9X)

271 The rich lady is prettier than the Chinese lady. She'll win.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 04, 2024 05:49 PM (7oYYI)

272 266.

She's as black as I am. Probably less.

She's a brahmin who couldn't cook ramen.

Posted by: Sifty at November 04, 2024 05:49 PM (rH5UA)

273 211 Maybe more people voted during CoVid ? Boredom, fear, change of candidates, mail in ballots. It had to have some effect.
Posted by: Hatari

Ballot harvesting and fake uncheckable voter registrations. The majority of the fraud in 2020 came from paid canvassers that in a few states actually distributed gift cards to people to get their ballots to fill out.

The Dems tried out their cheat and rig methods in CA, OR, and WA before taking it on the road to other states like CO and AZ.

Posted by: whig at November 04, 2024 05:49 PM (ctrM5)

274 266 Can Kamala cook?

I don't trust any black woman who can't cook.

VP Harris is a pretender.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 04, 2024 05:47 PM (eVr3D)

Well, she ain't black, so.....
She can heat up a mean tube steak though.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 04, 2024 05:49 PM (N39Ws)

275 the money, the vanity, the 40-year plan with its outrageous setbacks. It set her up for such a massive fall.

As for Kamala, I'm cautiously pessimistic.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 04, 2024 05:46 PM (T3es0)

...

We never did hear where the Clinton Inc money went. They were north of a billion. Always wondered if they have the sort of friends that wanted it back when she lost, and that you couldn't refuse.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 04, 2024 05:50 PM (z/ifB)

276 Off topic(?) but interesting discussion: Elon Musk purchasing Twitter was the most consequential moment in (at least!) a generation.

What an amazing domino to fall.

Posted by: DaisyB at November 04, 2024 05:50 PM (AbL8c)

277 Here's Harris rally in Allentown, PA. Not packed.

https://bityl.co/SdNO

Posted by: JackStraw
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PHOTOSHOP! DEEPFAKE!

Posted by: Axeman at November 04, 2024 05:51 PM (krQz2)

278 I agree with someone above…. We don’t need a press secretary. Trump just announces: The press is the enemy of the people and they don’t deserve access to this administration. They can hang out in the briefing room every day if they want but no one will show up. We’ll be issuing press releases regularly via X/Twitter. President Trump will regularly have free flowing Q&A with real journalists like Matt Taibbi, Glen Greenwald, Alex Berenson etc etc…. If you don’t like it, pound sand

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 04, 2024 05:51 PM (ZiaCc)

279 by 2028, the national debt will be at least 50 trillion

something is gonna give

Posted by: REDACTED at November 04, 2024 05:51 PM (us2H3)

280 SanFranpsycho, did you see all the Rabbi's encouraging people to vote for PDT. 18 to 35 year olds , eligible Israeli voters, 90% to 2% for Trump.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 04, 2024 05:39 PM (t8vHj)
===

Heh, yup.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 04, 2024 05:51 PM (RIvkX)

281 Confirmed: Leftists Believe In None of the Things They Claim to Believe In

Like Average Joe.

Joe's Law: Trolls believe none of the things they post.

Joe's Corollary: Your disgust is their oxygen.

Joe's Conjecture: All trolls are Average Joe.

Joe's Tautology: Average Joe sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 04, 2024 05:51 PM (aD39U)

282 On the bright side, as a selling point, only white boys are serial killers...so far!

As I was terrorized by a serial killer in college (well, we were in lockdown, I didn't meet him), I am not up on my serial killer demographics as I avoid it.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 04, 2024 05:51 PM (gi+MR)

283 We never did hear where the Clinton Inc money went. They were north of a billion. Always wondered if they have the sort of friends that wanted it back when she lost, and that you couldn't refuse.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 04, 2024 05:50 PM (z/ifB)

Then you have that untold fortune Chelsea's husband lost because of his failed hedge funds that he managed.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 04, 2024 05:51 PM (N39Ws)

284 Saw a guy in a truck fully decked and painted in Trump/Vance 2024 campaign stuff. Had to get next to him and give him a thumbs up. This is in Kalifornia...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 04, 2024 05:52 PM (ynpvh)

285 Lefties : Love Humanity, Hate People.

Posted by: jsg at November 04, 2024 05:52 PM (7kKPC)

286 261 My dream has always been a Somalian cooking a cat in my basement.

They should have mentioned this, too, as a sale point.

Or a Haitian voodoo queen with chicken feets.

The menu is long and needs unburdened for what hazbeen.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 04, 2024 05:46 PM (gi+MR)

I like this, they should also remind them that diversity is our strength. Someone should also bring back that crying indian and make an ad asking, won't you take an immigrant in? The indian can be holding a chicken by the legs and an ax.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 04, 2024 05:52 PM (2g+I3)

287 The peaceful kinda left the conversation after they broke into arsenals and pulled out cannon to fire on the US Forts.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Before that happened, Southerner fire eaters driving secession publicly announced nothing was going to happen much. Many Northerners, like the ones voting Dem there also agreed with that.
Posted by: whig at November 04, 2024 05:46 PM (ctrM5)

Yeah the dude who claimed he could wipe it all up with his pocket hanky was even being mocked by Rebs after the war started.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2024 05:53 PM (n7h9X)

288 282 On the bright side, as a selling point, only white boys are serial killers...so far!

As I was terrorized by a serial killer in college (well, we were in lockdown, I didn't meet him), I am not up on my serial killer demographics as I avoid it.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 04, 2024 05:51 PM (gi+MR)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aileen_Wuornos

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 04, 2024 05:53 PM (ynpvh)

289 The funny thing is that they got a dozen Latino men to dress up and go along with the gag. Hilarious.

Posted by: red speck at November 04, 2024 05:47 PM (0Id0S)

Absolutely the best part of the gag.

Posted by: DaisyB at November 04, 2024 05:53 PM (AbL8c)

290 >>Off topic(?) but interesting discussion: Elon Musk purchasing Twitter was the most consequential moment in (at least!) a generation.

Been saying this since the day he bought it. Imagine where we would be in this election cycle if Twitter was still being run by our intel community?

The Selzer poll was debunked in a couple of minutes on Twitter. If Musk didn't buy Twitter we would have no place to get real news out.

He basically saved free speech, at least temporarily.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2024 05:53 PM (LkLld)

291 "So she's like sorry, we're all going to pretend that the election is the most important thing on Tuesday, and for me it's just not."

It isn't until it is. And then what?

You do understand that you can vote your way out of liberty and freedom, right? You have a right and responsibility to preserve a free country and protect United States' heritage.

She's too Libertarian, young, and naïve.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at November 04, 2024 05:53 PM (aXxgO)

292 America's Paper of Record reports about an upcoming concert:
https://shorturl.at/yhe2W
h/t Insty

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2024 05:54 PM (zlGo9)

293 285 Lefties : Love Humanity, Hate People.

Posted by: jsg at November 04, 2024 05:52 PM (7kKPC)

Does being a humanitarian mean you eat the rich?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 04, 2024 05:54 PM (ynpvh)

294 Anyone here taking a pass on being glued to the tv or net watching returns tomorrow night?? That’s my plan…

Posted by: tubal at November 04, 2024 05:54 PM (PCK5/)

295 137 There no greater hypocrisy than the Live Free or Die coastal NH Masshole. It's a shame they have no shame.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 04, 2024 05:27 PM (wBaIH)
__________________________

Back in 2021, the democrat party in the state tried to have the motto removed from license plates and schools. Sununu signed a bill protecting it's use.

Posted by: Orson at November 04, 2024 05:54 PM (dIske)

296 Dana Bash gets witchy about Meghan Kelly going to Trump rally.

https://tinyurl.com/2k8hbprr

Posted by: Piper at November 04, 2024 05:55 PM (pZEOD)

297 Security fencing going up around the WH

Posted by: It's happening at November 04, 2024 05:55 PM (hvsSs)

298 Megyn. Sorry.

Posted by: Piper at November 04, 2024 05:55 PM (pZEOD)

299 294 Anyone here taking a pass on being glued to the tv or net watching returns tomorrow night?? That’s my plan…
Posted by: tubal at November 04, 2024 05:54 PM (PCK5/)

Anybody up for taking a shot for every state Trump wins?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 04, 2024 05:55 PM (N39Ws)

300 There are serial killers of every race.

Black, Russian, and Hispanic I can think of off the top of my head.

It is not a racial phenomena.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 04, 2024 05:55 PM (mfUOU)

301
On the bright side, as a selling point, only white boys are serial killers...so far!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

====================

Nope. Dude from Atlanta who killed Black kids.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 04, 2024 05:55 PM (T3es0)

302 297 Security fencing going up around the WH
Posted by: It's happening at November 04, 2024 05:55 PM (hvsSs)

Huh. I thought Trump supporters were the violent insurrectiony types. Doubt you'll see any of them (us) in DC tomorrow or Wednesday.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 04, 2024 05:56 PM (N39Ws)

303 Anybody up for taking a shot for every state Trump wins?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 04, 2024 05:55 PM (N39Ws)

I have a bottle of Jefferson's Reserve on hand for just that.

Posted by: jsg at November 04, 2024 05:56 PM (7kKPC)

304 >>> 299 294 Anyone here taking a pass on being glued to the tv or net watching returns tomorrow night?? That’s my plan…
Posted by: tubal at November 04, 2024 05:54 PM (PCK5/)

Anybody up for taking a shot for every state Trump wins?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 04, 2024 05:55 PM (N39Ws)

Fck you too!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed's liver at November 04, 2024 05:56 PM (zlGo9)

305 End Wokeness @EndWokeness Nov 3
People with Harris signs are receiving these postcards in the mail 😂🤣

https://is.gd/P8Qnoo
postcard screencap

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 05:57 PM (hovnC)

306 "So she's like sorry, we're all going to pretend that the election is the most important thing on Tuesday, and for me it's just not."

It isn't until it is. And then what?

You do understand that you can vote your way out of liberty and freedom, right? You have a right and responsibility to preserve a free country and protect United States' heritage.

She's too Libertarian, young, and naïve.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at November 04, 2024 05:53 PM (aXxgO)

I support anyone who doesn' think it matters to stay home. Countries with mandatory voting are the devil.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2024 05:57 PM (n7h9X)

307 Anyone here taking a pass on being glued to the tv or net watching returns tomorrow night?? That’s my plan…
Posted by: tubal at November 04, 2024 05:54 PM (PCK5/)

My plan is to hang out here, and drink. Sure I'll get plenty of updates, and a tired liver.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at November 04, 2024 05:57 PM (Ad8y9)

308 JackStraw: "He [Musk] basically saved free speech, at least temporarily."

I've said it before, I'll keep saying it until he is awarded: Elon Musk deserves the Presidential Medal of Freedom (with Bluebird and Constellation Clusters).

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at November 04, 2024 05:57 PM (aXxgO)

309 I can’t stand Kat Timpf…. Her take is stupid and naive. Grow up!

She might’ve had the same attitude in Germany in the early 1930s…. They had elections and I’m sure women were pregnant then and preoccupied with daily things…. Sheesh

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 04, 2024 05:57 PM (mKBj4)

310 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aileen_Wuornos
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 04, 2024 05:53 PM (ynpvh)

But she's an ugly white womman, does not count in the demographic study of serial killers and potential roommates for diversity.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 04, 2024 05:57 PM (gi+MR)

311 Did Kelly already appear or is it coming up ?

Posted by: runner at November 04, 2024 05:57 PM (V13WU)

312
Off topic(?) but interesting discussion: Elon Musk purchasing Twitter was the most consequential moment in (at least!) a generation.

=================

I was reflecting yet again this morning that Jack Dorsey should go down as one of this era's greatest self-beclowners. I don't know where he is now, but if I were him I'd be surfing, hiding, generally pretending I never ran Twitter.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 04, 2024 05:58 PM (T3es0)

313 Then you have that untold fortune Chelsea's husband lost because of his failed hedge funds that he managed.

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Son did not fall far from the tree, his dad was convicted of a bunch of counts of fraud, etc. that resulting n a loss of 10 million bucks. Mother was a congress critter, Marjorie Margolies from PA.

Posted by: whig at November 04, 2024 05:58 PM (ctrM5)

314 aright nah

Posted by: Don Black at November 04, 2024 05:58 PM (/7KEl)

315 Anybody up for taking a shot for every state Trump wins?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 04, 2024 05:55 PM (N39Ws)

Fck you too!
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed's liver at November 04, 2024 05:56 PM (zlGo9)

Love it. That's funny.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 04, 2024 05:58 PM (N39Ws)

316 >>On the bright side, as a selling point, only white boys are serial killers...so far!

Do a search of Elizabeth Báthory. There are lots of female serial killers.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2024 05:58 PM (LkLld)

317 There are serial killers of every race.

Black, Russian, and Hispanic I can think of off the top of my head.

It is not a racial phenomena.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 04, 2024 05:55 PM (mfUOU)

Two black snipers shooting out the back of their car.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2024 05:58 PM (n7h9X)

318 Security fencing going up around the WH
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And the Veep mansion. The only wall Kamala's ever built.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 05:58 PM (hovnC)

319 >>> 301
====================

Nope. Dude from Atlanta who killed Black kids.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 04, 2024 05:55 PM (T3es0)

I thought there was some newly exposed information that cast doubt on the integrity of the Eff.Bee.EYE's investigation.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2024 05:59 PM (zlGo9)

320 288.

We have a very strong union and a hell of an apprenticeship program.

Posted by: Sifty at November 04, 2024 05:59 PM (PhWU7)

321 Iirc, there was a nurse who killed patients as well- at least one.

Then there are the wives of some of the serial killers who assisted.

This is not a gender or racial thing. People are fucked up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 04, 2024 05:59 PM (mfUOU)

322 Dana Bash gets witchy about Meghan Kelly going to Trump rally.

https://tinyurl.com/2k8hbprr
Posted by: Piper at November 04, 2024 05:55 PM (pZEOD)

She is such a turd, I despise her ugly face

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 04, 2024 05:59 PM (NtVYv)

323 I wonder, if, at some point, the Dems realized that there was a pool of 20MM or so conservative voters who rarely vote and no comparable pool of leftie voters. The replacement gambit is an attempt to fill that gap.

Posted by: Accomack at November 04, 2024 06:00 PM (Udy3r)

324 On the bright side, as a selling point, only white boys are serial killers...so far!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

====================

Nope. Dude from Atlanta who killed Black kids.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 04, 2024 05:55 PM (T3es0)

__________________________

Not to mention that sniper guy (John Allen Muhammad and Lee Malvo) that was bopping around the MD, VA area taking pot shots.

Posted by: Orson at November 04, 2024 06:00 PM (dIske)

325 It's going to be funny when the leftists riot to overturn the results of the election to save democracy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 04, 2024 06:00 PM (L/fGl)

326 Cobb County just got cock blocked

https://tinyurl.com/2chnjd4u

Posted by: jsg at November 04, 2024 06:01 PM (7kKPC)

327
We never did hear where the Clinton Inc money went. They were north of a billion. Always wondered if they have the sort of friends that wanted it back when she lost, and that you couldn't refuse.
Posted by: TexasDan

=================

I also wondered if any thumb-breaking happened. Probably plenty of loud, raw profanity with no regard to Hillary's status as a bold yet sensitive woman.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 04, 2024 06:01 PM (T3es0)

328
Security fencing going up around the WH
Posted by: It's happening

Washington governor activates National Guard ahead of Election Day

https://t.ly/CnZrq

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 04, 2024 06:01 PM (63Dwl)

329 Anyone here taking a pass on being glued to the tv or net watching returns tomorrow night?? That’s my plan…
Posted by: tubal at November 04, 2024 05:54 PM (PCK5/)

Anybody up for taking a shot for every state Trump wins?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 04, 2024 05:55 PM (N39Ws)

I'm hanging here. I may have some, but I don't want to wake up dead.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 04, 2024 06:01 PM (i24o9)

330 20mm illegals is for future census games - they get counted, because census is based on who lives in a state not who is a citizen. this shite needs to change.

Posted by: runner at November 04, 2024 06:01 PM (V13WU)

331 I was reflecting yet again this morning that Jack Dorsey should go down as one of this era's greatest self-beclowners. I don't know where he is now, but if I were him I'd be surfing, hiding, generally pretending I never ran Twitter.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 04, 2024 05:58 PM (T3es0)

Last I heard of him he was urging Elon to purge Twitter after he got hold of it. He at least had the brains to resent the vermin he let in when they shoved him aside.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2024 06:01 PM (n7h9X)

332 If the Marxist doesn't believe their own BS they sure have their followers believe it. That lie said enough becomes true

Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2024 06:02 PM (fwDg9)

333
I was reflecting yet again this morning that Jack Dorsey should go down as one of this era's greatest self-beclowners. I don't know where he is now, but if I were him I'd be surfing, hiding, generally pretending I never ran Twitter.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office
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I think he was more a prisoner of his fed gov connected Trust Council head and the fed goons that they forced him to hire than actively evil.

He actually left as CEO for a time for another startup (one of those financial app type startups) and got dragged back in.

Fed goons are deeply embedded in places like Google, Meta, etc. I think banning TikTok is mainly because it has Chinese goons running it rather than our IC. They resent that.

Posted by: whig at November 04, 2024 06:03 PM (ctrM5)

334 Security fencing going up around the WH
Posted by: It's happening

Washington governor activates National Guard ahead of Election Day

https://t.ly/CnZrq

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 04, 2024 06:01 PM (63Dwl)

Gotta be prepared for all the Trumper violence like old ladies strolling near the Capitol.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 04, 2024 06:03 PM (i24o9)

335 If I was going to take in any immigrant, it would be Mel Gibson, in his prime, in a kilt. So if they offered me him I'd agree. The claymore would be an extra benefit. Not sure what my husband would think, but my vote counts.

The idea that wimmen are forcing their men to vote for Kam makes me snicker. I could just picture this in my house. There would be mayhem. Black ink all over the kitchen. Unreadable ballot, that is torn with smears. What kind of men are these? Hybrids? Fueled with tofu?

First of all, children, know how your mate votes, if he/she/prounoun wants children, and believes in God before you hitch that wagon to his. All of this was decided before we were engaged. I am no fool.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 04, 2024 06:03 PM (gi+MR)

336 20mm illegals is for future census games - they get counted, because census is based on who lives in a state not who is a citizen. this shite needs to change.
Posted by: runner at November 04, 2024 06:01 PM (V13WU)

Stupid of them to ship them to red states if that was their strategy. That makes it harder for them to win the house by adding red state congressmen and putting more red electoral votes.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2024 06:03 PM (n7h9X)

337 I can't fault Timpf for the upshot of what she's saying, that there's more to life than politics, you can't let it overshadow every facet of your life, yadda yadda yadda, but....

Come on. This is what you do for a living.

It's like Madden saying there's more to life than football on Superbowl Sunday Morning. Yeah, no shit. But we don't need YOU to tell us that. You're a paid part of the industry that makes people addicted to ragescrolling in the first fucking place. Don't you dare stick your fucking nose in the air like everyone *else* is an idiot for getting worked up over politics when that's your whole fucking job description.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 04, 2024 06:04 PM (DDGz9)

338 Security fencing going up around the WH
Posted by: It's happening

Junta has to secure their position.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 04, 2024 06:04 PM (/lPRQ)

339 I agree with someone above…. We don’t need a press secretary. Trump just announces: The press is the enemy of the people and they don’t deserve access to this administration. They can hang out in the briefing room every day if they want but no one will show up. We’ll be issuing press releases regularly via X/Twitter. President Trump will regularly have free flowing Q&A with real journalists like Matt Taibbi, Glen Greenwald, Alex Berenson etc etc…. If you don’t like it, pound sand
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 04, 2024 05:51 PM (ZiaCc)

One more change - the briefing room has moved to Attu Island, Alaska.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 04, 2024 06:04 PM (VNX3d)

340 Elon posted a screenshot of the pizza gate story with the caption

The hammer of justice is coming.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 04, 2024 06:04 PM (u73oe)

341 I was reflecting yet again this morning that Jack Dorsey should go down as one of this era's greatest self-beclowners. I don't know where he is now, but if I were him I'd be surfing, hiding, generally pretending I never ran Twitter.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office

Go on take the money and run

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 04, 2024 06:04 PM (NtVYv)

342 Elon posted a screenshot of the pizza gate story with the caption

The hammer of justice is coming.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 04, 2024 06:04 PM (u73oe)

Bold, spicy, interesting

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 04, 2024 06:05 PM (NtVYv)

343 Don't you dare stick your fucking nose in the air like everyone *else* is an idiot for getting worked up over politics when that's your whole fucking job description.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 04, 2024 06:04 PM (DDGz9)

How dare you to notice.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 04, 2024 06:05 PM (i24o9)

344 331 I was reflecting yet again this morning that Jack Dorsey should go down as one of this era's greatest self-beclowners. I don't know where he is now, but if I were him I'd be surfing, hiding, generally pretending I never ran Twitter.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 04, 2024 05:58 PM (T3es0)

My SIL is working on a mansion he is having built in SF.. Dorsey's bodyguard told him Dorsey is considering moving to his home in Costa Rica because he anticipates a Trump win... SIL said he's not alone in Silicone Valley for what it's worth..

Posted by: It's me donna at November 04, 2024 06:05 PM (IyPmt)

345 326 Cobb County just got cock blocked

https://tinyurl.com/2chnjd4u
Posted by: jsg
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Ruling will also apply to other Ga counties I would imagine and prevent last minute lawsuits to extend absentee ballot receiving times via local court orders.

Kudos to Ga Sup. Ct. for putting down a marker preventing that shit tomorrow.

Posted by: whig at November 04, 2024 06:05 PM (ctrM5)

346 Stupid of them to ship them to red states if that was their strategy. That makes it harder for them to win the house by adding red state congressmen and putting more red electoral votes.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2024 06:03 PM (n7h9X)

right, does not make sense if they stay there

Posted by: runner at November 04, 2024 06:05 PM (V13WU)

347 I also wondered if any thumb-breaking happened. Probably plenty of loud, raw profanity with no regard to Hillary's status as a bold yet sensitive woman.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 04, 2024 06:01 PM (T3es0)

-----------

I wish I could have been there when they tried to return the unbroken glass ceiling.

NO REFUNDS!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2024 06:05 PM (JkO4W)

348 Two black snipers shooting out the back of their car.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2024 05:58 PM (n7h9X)

Oh, yeah.

I forgot about them. Not up on my serial killer information. Being terrorized in college did a number on me. I will not watch anything remotely about this.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 04, 2024 06:06 PM (gi+MR)

349 I took today and tomorrow off as paid vacation because I'm pathetic and haven't missed a of work day in two years.

Election day should be a paid holiday and fuck you mail-in advocates. Mail-in serves a purpose under certain circumstances but if you can't get your ass to a poll, personally, you don't deserve to vote.

Absentee voting invites criminal behaviour. Get your ass to the poll!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 04, 2024 06:06 PM (eVr3D)

350 There are serial killers of every race.

-
Charles Ng and Leonard Lake were better than most because they were DEI serial killer team.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 04, 2024 06:06 PM (L/fGl)

351 NOOD rally...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 04, 2024 06:06 PM (BpYfr)

352 One more change - the briefing room has moved to Attu Island, Alaska.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 04, 2024 06:04 PM (VNX3d)

In an outdoor amphitheater.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 04, 2024 06:06 PM (LJKij)

353 SIL said he's not alone in Silicone Valley for what it's worth..
Posted by: It's me donna

Silicone/Silicon - you make the call.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2024 06:07 PM (WXNFJ)

354 Do a search of Elizabeth Báthory. There are lots of female serial killers.
Posted by: JackStraw

You're soaking in it

Posted by: magyar Madge at November 04, 2024 06:07 PM (khrpa)

355 If the Marxist doesn't believe their own BS they sure have their followers believe it. That lie said enough becomes true
Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2024 06:02 PM (fwDg9)

Non usually. The true believers are sent abroad or shot, can't have them complaining about how the state doesn't fit the ideals.

no, instead nobody believes it and just says the right stuff and tries to get into a clique and move up to get some benefits and find their own clique to lead. All the way down to the bottom. The jokes they tell in those states tell you a lot about what they truly believe.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2024 06:08 PM (n7h9X)

356 174 Tucker as Press Sec would be a dream. I'd watch it daily.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Winsome Sears would be good.

But I think Virginia needs her.
Posted by: Miklos has opinions and must restock bar tomorrow at November 04, 2024 05:34 PM (khrpa)
James Woods

Posted by: Eromero at November 04, 2024 06:08 PM (LHPAg)

357 Security fencing going up around the WH

..

The company that makes that fence came to our office and did a lunch and learn. They had samples of it.

The gov't keeps that fence in storage, always ready.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 04, 2024 06:08 PM (z/ifB)

358 End Wokeness @EndWokeness Nov 2
Ignore the polls, especially the 11th hour ones meant to demoralize us.

Just go and vote.
====
Even in CA and NYS.

Not just for popular vote totals, but every real vote cast makes every fake ballot added to the national total look even more ridiculous.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 06:08 PM (hovnC)

359 Just that females are a large minority in the serial killers, but sure seems giving them male hormones bumps up their percentage.

Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2024 06:09 PM (fwDg9)

360 I'm just gonna hang out here tomorrow evening.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 04, 2024 06:09 PM (mH6SG)

361 Do a search of Elizabeth Báthory. There are lots of female serial killers.
Posted by: JackStraw

You're soaking in it
Posted by: magyar Madge
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Coincidentally, Buffalo's PBS station just had a Secrets of the Dead about a Polish village with a large burial site of suspected vampires by how the corpses had been treated/buried and they had a sidebar feature about the Countess, saying it was propaganda against her. [Alot of local HRE princes owed her alot of money for example.]

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 06:12 PM (hovnC)

362 runner: "20mm illegals is for future census games - they get counted, because census is based on who lives in a state not who is a citizen. this shite needs to change."

Agreed. A Republican Congress should do this on their Day One agenda. The electoral system has been and continues to be gamed against the American electorate. To delay is to guarantee the intentional destruction of American sovereignty.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at November 04, 2024 06:13 PM (aXxgO)

363 nood
I assume already called and I missed it

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 06:13 PM (hovnC)

364 Noticed though reading the litigation, the lawsuit does not apply to federal UOCAVA overseas and military ballots. Those have to be received by within 3 days of election day (Nov. 8th) to be counted in GA. But have to be requested using regular state laws for regular absentee ballots or if the requested absentee ballot is not received via the emergency write in UOCAVA ballot.

Each state sets their own deadlines on counting those. AZ, for example, it is close of election day deadline.

Posted by: whig at November 04, 2024 06:13 PM (ctrM5)

365 I agree with someone above…. We don’t need a press secretary. Trump just announces: The press is the enemy of the people and they don’t deserve access to this administration. They can hang out in the briefing room every day if they want but no one will show up. We’ll be issuing press releases regularly via X/Twitter. President Trump will regularly have free flowing Q&A with real journalists like Matt Taibbi, Glen Greenwald, Alex Berenson etc etc…. If you don’t like it, pound sand
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 04, 2024 05:51 PM (ZiaCc)

One more change - the briefing room has moved to Attu Island, Alaska.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 04, 2024 06:04 PM (VNX3d)

Move it every week/fortnight from state to state. Have local/regional reserved seats. You want daily exposure like that asshole from CNN you're a gypsy. Rotate the job on the WH side between several people to give experience.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2024 06:15 PM (n7h9X)

366 335...The idea that wimmen are forcing their men to vote for Kam makes me snicker. ...
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 04, 2024 06:03 PM (gi+MR)

My husband would either (1) quietly ignore me, or (2) say, Woman, are youout of your mind?

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 04, 2024 06:15 PM (Rbu5d)

367 My husband would either (1) quietly ignore me, or (2) say, Woman, are youout of your mind?
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 04, 2024 06:15 PM (Rbu5d)

Saying that the dress does NOT make you look fat is good training for saying that YES honey I did vote for Kamala Harris.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2024 06:19 PM (n7h9X)

368 283 We never did hear where the Clinton Inc money went. They were north of a billion. Always wondered if they have the sort of friends that wanted it back when she lost, and that you couldn't refuse.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 04, 2024 05:50 PM (z/ifB)

Tell me this happened. Lie if you have to.

Posted by: sal at November 04, 2024 06:22 PM (f+FmA)

369 Woman Serial Killers:
Elizabeth Bathory-tortured and murdered as many as 650 girls and young women
Darya Nikolayevna Saltykova-- >100 peasant girls
Amelia Dyer -- killed up to 400 children
Myra Hindley -- with husband murdered 5 children
Gesche Gottfried--killed 15 over a period of years with arsenic
Dorothea Puente--killed at least 9 elderly for their SS
Hélène Jégado--murdered folks at workplace with arsenic
Juana Barraza--wrestler who killed up to 40 elderly.
Belle Gunness -- may have killed as many as 40 people
Beverley Allitt
Kristen Gilbert -- she was on duty during half of her ward’s 350 deaths in a seven-year span
Genene Jones-- as many as 60 babies
Miyuki Ishikawa--more than 100 babies
Amelia Sach And Annie Walters--at least a dozen babies
Joanna Dennehy -- killed 3, stopped before she could kill more
Jane Toppan--killed at least 30 patients
Waneta Hoyt--killed all five of her children when they were babies
Maria Swanenburg--at least 27 with arsenic
...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 04, 2024 06:22 PM (ynpvh)

370 260 Well, we’re living here in Allentown
And they’re closing all the factories down
Out in Bethlehem they’re killing time
Filling out forms
Standing in line
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 04, 2024 05:46 PM (NtVYv)
One of his best.

Posted by: Eromero at November 04, 2024 06:23 PM (LHPAg)

371 Yes the Democrat is a NH 10. That means all the fish mongers wives will hate her, and the men will resent the rich bitch she has been exposed to be.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 04, 2024 06:27 PM (wBaIH)

372 I love seeing patriots FINALLY taking the gloves off. Oh, and a tip of the hat to Ron DeSantis for starting this by shipping illegal aliens to Martha's Vineyard!!!

Posted by: Beverly at November 04, 2024 06:29 PM (Epeb0)

373 "This is the FIFTH TIME the demorats have sent workers to my house,. This has never happened in an election cycle.
Posted by: kallisto at November 04, 2024 05:05 PM

Were the last four asking about the ones who came before?"

Does anyone know you're here?

Posted by: pawn at November 04, 2024 09:31 PM (QB+5g)

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